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Guys, I have to tell you
about this dream I had.
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No. Eric, I can't hear another
one of your lame dreams.
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"Guys, I dreamt I was purple
and I could fly
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"and Luke Skywalker
was my lab partner."
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No. It was about Donna.
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Okay, it was five
years in the future.
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Five years in the future?
Hey, did you see Jackie?
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How's she holding up?
Do I need to get out now?
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Hyde, in my dream, Donna gave
up her life plans to be with me.
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And she was so miserable,
she left me.
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That's it?
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I took my feet off the table and
turned slightly to the left for that?
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Look, you guys, what if I
really am holding Donna back
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and she just
doesn't realize it yet?
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I feel like I could be ruining
both of our lives.
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Eric, just relax, okay?
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It's just a stress dream, 'cause
you're getting married tomorrow.
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Now I had a dream last night
that's worth telling.
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Okay, Donna was in
a wet T-shirt contest...
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No, I can't.
Forget it. It's too dirty.
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So who's gonna be your best man?
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Oh, you know what?
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Why don't you guys just decide
who my best man is?
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Whoa, you want us to choose?
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Well, if that's not an invitation
to dress a dog up in a tuxedo,
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I don't know what is.
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All right. If anyone should
be the best man, it's me.
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I'm gonna be a father,
so I really need the money.
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You don't get paid
to be the best man.
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You do it for the satisfaction of
nailing the hottest bridesmaid.
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It's in the Bible.
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Well, I can't do that,
'cause I'm bringing Brooke.
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Yeah,
we're getting pretty serious.
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Girls, man. You get them
pregnant, they get all clingy.
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Hey! On Earth, green means go!
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Gosh, I didn't know they let
brain-dead morons drive cars.
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And I didn't know
they let brain-dead morons
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into the police academy.
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Oh, they do!
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Brooke.
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Hi, Michael.
This is my mother.
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Yeah, we met.
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It didn't go very well.
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Here she is.
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Welcome, or as I like to say,
Happy Trailers to you.
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A trailer. Well,
son, you finally made it.
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Well, and just look
at all the nature.
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I mean, right in your front yard,
you have a beautiful apple core.
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Donna, don't take offense, but a
trailer? I think you could do better.
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Oh, that's funny. I was just
thinking, so could my dad.
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Hey, watch it, Donna.
She's wrong, Pammy.
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I can't do better than you. I've
tried and failed on several occasions.
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Oh, Bobby.
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Oh, I think I hear a chicken.
I'll be in the car.
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I'll go with you.
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We're in the honeymoon stage
where she doesn't mind if I get handsy.
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Well,
I think this place is great.
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You can... You can just... You
can drive your car right up to it
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and then, then you
have a walk-in closet.
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And look at our teeny,
tiny bathroom.
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Eric, can I talk to you
privately in the living room...
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The dining...
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The left front quadrant?
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Son, living here
is a real bad idea.
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There's no privacy.
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Where will you hide
if Donna has a chore for you?
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You'll have to dive
under the trailer.
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Honey, would you help me
unload some groceries from the car?
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See what I mean?
I'm cornered, like an animal.
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Coming, honey.
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Your life is gonna
be a living hell.
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So, home, sweet home.
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Yeah.
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Hey, Donna... Hey.
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Don't take this
the wrong way, but...
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Is this really what we want?
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What? Of course it is. Why?
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I don't know. I just... You
know, it's such a big step.
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And I just really want to make sure
this is what we want, what you want.
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Eric, the life I want
is with you. I love you.
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- Yeah, I know, but...
- Wait a minute.
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This isn't about this place.
This is about me.
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- No.
- Are you having
doubts about me?
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Because if you are, tell
me now. Don't wait, like,
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ten years from now when
we're both too fat to get dates.
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No, no, no, forget it. I'm happy.
I'm happy, happy, happy, happy.
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Okay, now you're saying
"happy" way too much.
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Because I'm very happy. If I
were less happy, I'd say it less.
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I think that's how
language works, Donna.
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Okay. I'm gonna go
pump out the toilet.
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So, Forman nixed
our best man idea.
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Apparently you wearing
a giant trench coat
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and standing on my
shoulders isn't classy.
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Not classy? Did you tell him I'll be
wearing a plastic flower that sprays water?
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So, let's just do rock, paper, scissors,
see who the best man is, all right?
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No, no, no, no. I hate
that game. I always lose.
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'Cause you always pick rock.
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That's because
nothing beats rock.
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Paper beats rock.
Those are the rules.
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Not buying it.
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Fine. We'll play a new game.
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How about
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cockroach, foot, nuclear bomb?
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Foot squashes cockroach.
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Nuclear bomb... Pow!
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...blows up foot.
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And cockroach
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survives nuclear bomb.
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Oh, that's great.
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I'll be nuclear bomb.
Nothing beats nuclear bomb.
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I just told you,
cockroach beats nuclear bomb.
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Oh, we'll see about that.
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Laurie, it's bad luck for the groom
to see the bride in a wedding dress.
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Make sure Eric doesn't come in.
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What, you want
Laurie to guard the door?
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She's never kept a man out
of anywhere in her entire life.
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That is not true.
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Jackie, watch the door.
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So, Donna, rehearsal dinner tonight,
wedding tomorrow, you excited?
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Actually, I'm a little nervous.
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Oh, that's just cold feet.
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Yeah, but here's the thing.
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Whenever anyone's nervous
about marriage,
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everyone says
it's just cold feet.
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But half of all
marriages end in divorce.
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So half of those people getting
married should have cold feet.
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But by the time they realize
their feet were right, it's too late.
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Too late!
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How do I know what to do?
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There is no answer!
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I can't breathe.
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How you feel is totally normal.
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A lot of the guys that I'm dating
were nervous before their weddings,
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but now they're
all happily married.
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You do make a mother proud.
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Ready? One, two, three.
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Cockroach beats nuclear bomb.
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That is 38 wins in a row.
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I think it's safe to say
that I'm the best man.
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No, wait a minute. Wait a
minute. I just noticed something.
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Cockroach always wins.
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One more time,
for all the marbles.
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Fine. One, two, three.
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Foot, I forgot about foot.
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So foot always wins.
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One more time.
Winner, best man, period.
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One, two, three.
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Bomb! Nuclear bomb beats foot.
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It's like everything in this
game loses to something else!
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Yes, it's exactly like that.
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Wait, except...
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Aha!
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I was so blind.
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Nuclear bomb beats everything.
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One more time, winner take all.
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One, two, three.
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I'm going home.
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Boy, wish I had a dollar
for every awkward lunch
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I've had with my mom and a
strange guy that knocked me up.
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Come on, guys, we have to get past
this. The baby's coming in a month.
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Oh, and Michael's willing
to wait that long?
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I'm surprised he doesn't just honk his
horn and try to scare it out in a week.
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Hey, if I wanted to scare
a baby, I wouldn't honk.
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I'd wear a mask and
make ghost sounds.
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You were still rude.
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I think it's common courtesy
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to wait 30 seconds at a
green light before honking.
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Pass the rolls, please.
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Pass the rolls, please.
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I will, but I feel
it's common courtesy
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to wait 30 seconds
before passing the rolls.
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Hey, I just remembered
there's another room here.
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So, Michael,
I haven't told Brooke yet,
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but I'm here to take her home to
Chicago to have the baby and live with me.
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What?
No, but I'm not in Chicago.
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That's its major attraction.
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Oh, yeah?
Well, what about the lake?
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Jackie, do you think Eric
and I are making a mistake?
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You are.
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But Eric's just praying this whole
thing goes through before you notice.
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No, I'm serious.
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Up until now, everything in our
relationship has been really great.
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Our first date, our first kiss.
You know, even getting engaged.
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But now, in the pit of my
stomach, I feel really sick.
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Look, come on, Donna, you
and Eric are meant to be together.
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You're like a fat girl and a
cat. It just works, you know?
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Oh, come on.
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All right, look,
I'm gonna go pick up my dress.
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And I'm gonna try not to look
prettier than you, but I can't promise!
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Oh, God, I can't do this.
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Okay, let's get a picture
of the wedding party.
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Oh, Mom, would you fix
your top? This isn't Playboy.
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She's fine.
Don't fuss with her.
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Kitty, correct me if I'm wrong,
but at a wedding rehearsal,
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isn't it tradition for the bride and
groom to, well, you know, show up?
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Red, they will show up.
Everything is just fine.
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Eric better have a good reason
for being late.
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There's only two acceptable excuses
for tardiness in a Pinciotti household.
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One, traffic was terrible.
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Two, I should have left earlier,
but I was doing something.
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Well, Donna's not here, either. Oh,
maybe her new house ran out of gas.
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Sorry I'm late.
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Oh, good! They're here.
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I told you everything would be
fine. Eric and Donna are here.
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What? No, Eric's not with me.
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He's not here?
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Oh, maybe he's stuck in traffic.
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What traffic?
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90% of this town's population
is in this room.
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All right, look, you can't
take Brooke to Chicago.
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We're gonna raise
our baby together here, okay?
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We had it all figured out.
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Oh, really?
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So,
where were you going to live?
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Are you planning to get married?
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And who's gonna stay home
with the baby?
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No...
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We figured out other stuff.
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Like she's gonna be the one
that does the breast-feeding.
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And then, if someone
needs to go bowling, I'll do it.
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Now, I appreciate your concern, but
I'm gonna do what's best for my kid.
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Well, then think, Michael.
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You're going away to the police
academy for the next six months.
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You don't have the time to
help Brooke raise a baby. I do.
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And I have a house and a
backyard and an extra bedroom.
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And I love Brooke more
than anything in the world.
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How can that not be
what's best for her?
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So,
how's the big argument going?
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All right, Brooke...
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Your mom and I thought that
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maybe since I'm gonna be
at police academy
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that you might wanna
have the baby in Chicago.
242
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You know, just so you
have your mom there.
243
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Just for now.
244
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Oh, my God, Michael.
Thank you so much.
245
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I'll come visit
246
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and it'll be great.
247
00:15:51,435 --> 00:15:52,978
What do you know?
248
00:15:53,646 --> 00:15:54,938
You're a gentleman.
249
00:15:56,607 --> 00:15:58,900
And your daughter's a lady.
250
00:15:58,942 --> 00:16:02,404
Well, except for the bathroom
sex that resulted in our child.
251
00:16:08,494 --> 00:16:11,079
Kitty,
Eric is over two hours late.
252
00:16:11,121 --> 00:16:12,581
Let's go home.
253
00:16:12,623 --> 00:16:15,042
He's not late, Mr. Forman.
254
00:16:15,083 --> 00:16:18,253
He didn't show up because
he doesn't want to marry me.
255
00:16:18,295 --> 00:16:20,214
Hey, you don't know that.
256
00:16:21,674 --> 00:16:23,884
Maybe he's just
playing hard to get.
257
00:16:26,887 --> 00:16:28,848
I'm gonna make him pay for this.
258
00:16:28,889 --> 00:16:32,852
I'm not strong, but I know a lot of
ways to destroy men emotionally.
259
00:16:33,894 --> 00:16:36,605
- I can vouch for that.
- Yeah.
260
00:16:36,647 --> 00:16:38,357
Okay, okay. Let's just...
261
00:16:38,399 --> 00:16:42,277
Let's turn those frowns
upside down. I know!
262
00:16:42,319 --> 00:16:46,031
We'll all go back to my house and
enjoy the Mexican fiesta I prepared.
263
00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:49,660
I probably won't serve
the tiny wedding cakes,
264
00:16:49,702 --> 00:16:50,952
since nobody's getting married.
265
00:16:50,994 --> 00:16:53,622
But there are three
kinds of burritos.
266
00:16:55,875 --> 00:17:01,547
Donna, in troubled times like
this, I have a friend I like to turn to.
267
00:17:02,548 --> 00:17:05,467
Gooseberry Gloss lipstick.
268
00:17:05,509 --> 00:17:10,180
Nobody can feel sad
with full, juicy, red lips.
269
00:17:10,222 --> 00:17:12,862
Okay, no offense, but I don't
think your lipstick is gonna help me,
270
00:17:12,892 --> 00:17:14,935
because I am not
a superficial jerk!
271
00:17:21,316 --> 00:17:22,651
Better.
272
00:17:25,529 --> 00:17:27,531
How could Eric do this to me?
273
00:17:27,573 --> 00:17:29,324
I mean, what kind
of a horrible person
274
00:17:29,366 --> 00:17:32,035
skips out on someone
they've known their whole life?
275
00:17:32,077 --> 00:17:34,538
I mean, someone
they're supposed to love?
276
00:17:35,205 --> 00:17:37,082
Uh-huh. Um...
277
00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:39,668
Donna, why is your suitcase
in the backseat?
278
00:17:41,629 --> 00:17:45,340
Oh, I was just... I don't know. I
thought... Hey, I showed up, okay!
279
00:17:53,724 --> 00:17:56,119
What the hell are we gonna do with
all these bride and groom cookies?
280
00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:57,812
Give me the groom.
281
00:18:06,445 --> 00:18:08,697
Well? Did you find Eric?
282
00:18:08,739 --> 00:18:10,741
No, and the Cruiser's gone.
283
00:18:10,783 --> 00:18:13,243
I also noticed that
he took his retainer.
284
00:18:14,995 --> 00:18:17,539
So it's probably
gonna be an overnighter.
285
00:18:18,540 --> 00:18:20,835
I couldn't find him, either.
286
00:18:20,876 --> 00:18:24,922
I followed a trail of candy wrappers
and it just circled back around to me.
287
00:18:26,381 --> 00:18:29,927
Donna, I know how
difficult this is for you.
288
00:18:29,969 --> 00:18:34,598
Now I've been with a lot of men
in my life. Rich men, poor men.
289
00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:38,435
Well, not poor.
Upper middle class.
290
00:18:40,980 --> 00:18:43,273
My point is,
291
00:18:43,315 --> 00:18:47,319
none of them ever loved me
the way I know Eric loves you.
292
00:18:47,361 --> 00:18:50,531
Well, thanks, Pamela, but if Eric
loved me, he'd be here right now.
293
00:18:52,324 --> 00:18:54,702
Oh, hey, Kitty.
294
00:18:54,743 --> 00:18:58,580
Listen, I think I'm just gonna
take Donna home and call it a night.
295
00:18:58,622 --> 00:19:00,666
Oh, don't you dare.
296
00:19:00,708 --> 00:19:02,459
We need to act like
everything is normal.
297
00:19:02,501 --> 00:19:04,545
Keep the party going.
Keep Donna happy.
298
00:19:04,586 --> 00:19:06,547
Didn't you have
a speech to give?
299
00:19:06,588 --> 00:19:08,674
Kitty, I don't think
it's still appropriate...
300
00:19:08,716 --> 00:19:11,886
Okay, Bob's got a speech.
Everybody, listen to Bob's speech.
301
00:19:11,927 --> 00:19:14,388
Speech! Speech!
302
00:19:14,429 --> 00:19:17,683
I guess I could change a
few things as I go along.
303
00:19:20,310 --> 00:19:23,188
"To the lovely bride
and the handsome... bride.
304
00:19:26,149 --> 00:19:29,486
"I know the... one of you will
make... yourself very happy.
305
00:19:31,697 --> 00:19:35,450
"Your life will surely be enriched
by all the time you spend with...
306
00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:38,078
"alone.
307
00:19:39,538 --> 00:19:43,959
"You are truly one soul
becoming one joined...
308
00:19:45,168 --> 00:19:46,587
"alone forever.
309
00:19:48,422 --> 00:19:51,800
"So I don't look at this
as the day I lose a daughter.
310
00:19:51,842 --> 00:19:54,094
"I look at this as
the day I gain...
311
00:19:55,095 --> 00:19:56,137
"nobody."
312
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Salute.
313
00:20:10,485 --> 00:20:11,779
Hello.
314
00:20:13,739 --> 00:20:15,741
Yeah, we kinda figured.
315
00:20:17,284 --> 00:20:18,285
Uh-huh.
316
00:20:20,079 --> 00:20:23,248
Well, do you wanna talk to
her? She's sitting right here.
317
00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:25,291
Okay.
318
00:20:30,589 --> 00:20:31,966
Wrong number.
319
00:20:35,636 --> 00:20:36,929
Hyde, what did he say?
320
00:20:38,513 --> 00:20:41,141
- He said he's really sorry.
- He's sorry?
321
00:20:42,851 --> 00:20:46,688
He left me the day before our
wedding, and he's sorry? What...
322
00:20:46,730 --> 00:20:48,148
What does that mean?
323
00:20:48,941 --> 00:20:51,860
It means he's not coming.
324
00:20:51,902 --> 00:20:55,322
Not tonight, not to the
wedding. He's gone.
325
00:21:00,285 --> 00:21:02,412
Man, I am glad to be here.
326
00:21:02,454 --> 00:21:04,164
I have had a rough day.
327
00:21:06,166 --> 00:21:09,210
Being around all this love and
happiness oughta cheer me right up.
328
00:21:09,252 --> 00:21:11,922
I mean, this is a happy day.
Look at all the love.
329
00:21:14,842 --> 00:21:16,802
Wait, hey, where's Eric?
330
00:21:22,390 --> 00:21:25,185
I can't believe Forman took
off, man. That's not like him at all.
331
00:21:25,226 --> 00:21:28,647
Usually he ruins
things by staying.
332
00:21:28,689 --> 00:21:31,108
So, Steven, you know, since
the church is booked already,
333
00:21:31,150 --> 00:21:32,109
- you that think maybe we...
- No!
334
00:21:32,151 --> 00:21:34,153
Oh, come on!
335
00:21:34,194 --> 00:21:37,865
Look, Eric jilts Donna and all you
guys can talk about is yourselves?
336
00:21:37,906 --> 00:21:40,325
Well, there are
bigger issues here, people.
337
00:21:40,367 --> 00:21:42,202
Donna is single. Whoo-hoo!
338
00:21:44,038 --> 00:21:47,290
Wait a minute. I get it now.
Cockroach beats everything.
339
00:21:47,332 --> 00:21:50,627
Let's play, and I warn you,
I'm going to be cockroach.
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