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♪♪
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Forman, your bachelor party's
tonight.
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We're going to a strip club,
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so don't forget your inhaler.
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Come on, Hyde. I don't need
a silly bachelor party.
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Oh, come on, man. Be one
last night of the finest debauchery
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that Point Place has to offer.
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Hyde, all I need
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is my sweetie here
for the rest of my life.
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It's all right, Eric.
You can go.
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All right!
I'm gonna see nudies!
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Oh, Eric, you're not going
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to one of those
hoochie mama shows, are you?
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Don't worry, Mrs. Forman.
I'll return your son
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in the same slightly girly
condition that he leaves in.
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So, Donna, you and the gals
getting together for a big shindig?
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Well, Jackie might be planning...
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No, wait. She doesn't
do things for other people.
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Well, let me plan
your bachelorette party.
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Oh, we went
absolutely bonkers at mine.
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All my girlfriends
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came over for a sewing bee,
and then my friend Gloria
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gave me my first sip
of hard cider.
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Boy, you girls are crazy.
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Well, back then, we had some
morals, not like you girls today...
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Loose, throwing it around town
like the paperboy.
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♪♪
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Donna, why am I blindfolded?
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because I have
a big surprise for you.
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Okay, you ready?
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Isn't it awesome?
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We're gonna spray-paint
our names on a trailer?
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All right!
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No, I put a deposit on it
so we can live here.
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Eric, it's gonna be
our very own.
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Oh, how romantic.
I can just see Donna
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carrying you over
that threshold.
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So come on.
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I know you always dreamed
about having a home of your own.
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Well, I guess I should
have been more specific.
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Um, no, no. You know what?
This is nice. It's nice.
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Donna, this is great!
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Steven, if you ever
rent me a trailer,
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I will dump you in a second.
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Good to know.
I need an exit strategy.
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See, now if we all
turn this way...
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There. See?
Room for everybody.
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See? Now this is the closeness
I've been craving.
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Whose hand is that?
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- Mine.
- Mine.
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Oh, man.
Look at this tiny shower.
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Donna, I don't think
there's room in there
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for you to soap your chest
like we like.
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Donna...
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...are you sure you want
to live in Point Place?
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I always thought
you wanted to leave town.
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Well, Eric,
that's when I was single.
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But now that
we're getting married,
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I want to settle down
and start our lives together.
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Yeah, but I always thought...
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- You smell pretty.
- Okay.
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Look, can we do this in private?
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Bathroom's free.
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Um, actually, I was just,
uh, heading there.
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Excuse me.
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Pardon me.
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Excuse me.
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Let me just get
the, uh, curtain.
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Okay, I can't do this
with all you listening.
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Somebody's gonna have to sing.
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Fez, you sing.
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I can't do both
at the same time.
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Please hurry!
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♪ On the good ship ♪
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♪ Lollipop ♪
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♪ It's a sweet trip ♪
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♪ To the candy shop ♪
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♪ Where the bonbons play... ♪
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I had a large soda.
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♪ On the sunny beach
of Peppermint Bay ♪
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♪ Hangin' out ♪
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♪ Down the street ♪
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♪ The same old thing ♪
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♪ That you did last week ♪
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♪ Not a thing to do ♪
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♪ But talk to you ♪
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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♪♪
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So it's ours starting today.
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I signed the lease for a year.
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Donna, all you ever talked
about was seeing the world,
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and my dad's better now.
I mean, we can get out.
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Well, I don't wanna get out.
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I just want to focus on doing
this marriage thing right,
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and I think that means curling
up every night next to you
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on that dining room table
that doubles as a bed.
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Well, the good news is,
if you guys do decide to travel,
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you can always drive your house
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to any number
of vacation destinations.
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Yeah, and if you ever want
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to rearrange your furniture,
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all you gotta do
is slam on the brakes.
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Hold everything.
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I believe that is
the ice cream man.
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Oh, wait. Look,
he's turning around!
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- No!
- No, come back! We're not from here!
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We won't rob you!
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Oh...
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I mean, it's pretty here.
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There's lots of open space.
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I'm coming in, Tracy! There better
not be anyone in there with ya!
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Hey, the neighbors
seem really nice.
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Just tell him you're naked
'cause... I don't know.
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That's why I'm climbing
out the window.
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- Casey Kelso?
- Hey! Pinciotti.
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Casey, I thought you left town
after going out with Donna
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and then breaking up with her
so she had to settle for Eric.
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Yeah, well, I found my way back.
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Hey, For-play.
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You been working out?
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Oh, um, well,
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- yeah, a few days a week.
- Oh, man, I'm just kidding.
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- Okay.
- Well, it's not funny. He's huge.
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Things are great.
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Eric and I are getting married.
I'm on the radio... "Hot Donna."
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You might've heard
people talking,
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wishing they could date me,
that kind of stuff.
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Yeah, I mean, Donna hasn't
thought about you at all,
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although Eric's mom
still asks about you.
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Then she kind of giggles
and fans herself.
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You! You get back here!
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Hey, little advice...
Never answer the phone
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when you're with a married lady.
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♪♪
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See, Forman? Now at the
bachelor party you can hold a beer
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even after you've lost
the ability to hold a beer
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from drinking all the beer.
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I like it.
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Kind of makes me wonder
why God didn't just make us
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this way from the start,
you know?
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Don't worry, man.
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Evolution will take care of it.
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Hey, Steven, I took out all
the $1 bills from your wallet,
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so now you have nothing
to tip the strippers with.
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All I have left is this $20?
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Jeez, I'll never be able
to get change for this.
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Sorry I'm late, guys.
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I spent all afternoon
in front of the mirror.
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Then I realized
it was time to get dressed.
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Fez, you don't have
to look nice, all right?
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Strippers like everybody.
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They're raised that way
on special farms out west.
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Okay, Eric, I talked to my boss
down at the radio station,
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and I told him
we were staying in town,
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and I said that
if he wanted to keep me,
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he would have to put me
on the air full-time,
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and he went for it!
"Hot Donna" every day on WFPP.
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- Oh!
- Oh, Donna, that's amazing. All you had to do is ask?
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Oh, and I tied my shirt up
in one of those sexy knots.
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Yeah, Jackie does that.
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We have never paid
to get into Six Flags.
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Wait. But, Donna, if you take
this job, how are you gonna...
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Why are you waving a mug at me?
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I'm sorry. How are you gonna
find time for college?
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I don't know.
I'll just stop going.
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Eric, I'm a deejay.
I already have the kind of job
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I was going to college to get.
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Yeah, college sucks anyways.
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It's all smart people,
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and none of them
are as pretty as me.
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Yeah, that's true.
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Half the people in this room
ought to be in magazines.
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Only half, though, and the
rest of you know who you are.
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Eric, we both have jobs.
We have a great place to live.
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We're gonna have
the perfect life in Point Place.
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Huh. That's funny. I've never
heard the words "perfect life"
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and "Point Place" used
in the same sentence...
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Oh, except when separated
by the phrase
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"As soon as I get
the hell out of."
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All right. We gentlemen
have a place to be.
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So unless you ladies are gonna
finally take your clothes off to music...
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Last chance?
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No? Okay.
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♪♪
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Wow, Mrs. Forman, you can
really whip up a party in no time.
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And we have activities.
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Okay, now watch.
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You tie the ribbon in a bow,
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and voilá,
decorative bags of almonds.
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We'll make 300 to pass out
at the wedding.
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Wait, this is Donna's
bachelorette party?
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What other manual labor
are we gonna do?
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Huh, scrub a toilet,
dig a trench, write a book?
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Well, if we don't do this,
who will?
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I can't believe you invited me
over and you don't have any dip.
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Red, we're having
a girl's night out.
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I need you to bag all the
almonds and tie 'em with a bow.
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- Why me?
- 'Cause I said so.
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- I don't want to.
- Well, you have to.
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Oh, you... you make me crazy.
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Oh, you... you make me crazy.
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- Fine.
- Good.
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Since you're getting married,
I'll teach you how to do that.
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♪♪
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To Forman and Donna.
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- To Forman and Donna.
- To Forman and Donna.
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- Where is Forman?
- Who cares?!
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- Who cares?!
- Who cares?!
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How did I not know
about this place?
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I spent my whole life trying to
get girls to take their clothes off,
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and all I needed was $10.
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You know, I don't understand
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why chicks don't like guys
to look at strippers.
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I mean, these women are artists.
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It's like Leonardo or Da Vinci.
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- Bravo.
- Bravo. Bravo.
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Bravo.
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Forman, where's your beer hand?
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I chewed off the tape
in the men's room.
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Wait, that was you
makin' those sounds?
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Hey, you know,
forget what I said
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about there being
a mummy in the bathroom.
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I can't stop thinking
about what Donna's doing.
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The only reason she's still
in Point Place is 'cause of me.
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If it weren't for me,
she'd probably be
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on the other side
of the world by now.
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Hey, I grew up
on that side of the world,
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and it's no picnic.
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Although when you eat
every meal on the ground,
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I suppose, technically
it is a picnic.
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Look, all I know is
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if I let Donna stay
in Point Place,
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she's gonna miss out
on all those great things
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she wanted to do,
and it'll be all my fault.
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Forman, would you quit whining?
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Donna's gonna marry you.
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From where I'm sittin',
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what's on your plate
looks pretty good.
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You don't cut open the
sausage, Forman. You just eat it.
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Well, I wish it were
that easy, Hyde,
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but it's
a complex emotional issue.
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Hey, Phil Donahue, live nudes.
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♪♪
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Oh, well, now this looks like a
good place for a bachelorette party.
247
00:13:23,663 --> 00:13:25,974
Yeah, did you see
that neon sign out front?
248
00:13:25,998 --> 00:13:30,854
It had a naked man with
an arrow pointing this way.
249
00:13:30,878 --> 00:13:34,941
Um, I don't think
that was an arrow.
250
00:13:36,967 --> 00:13:38,903
Welcometo the Little Boy's Room
251
00:13:38,927 --> 00:13:41,031
where every night
is ladies' night...
252
00:13:41,055 --> 00:13:43,158
Everybody's pants come off.
253
00:13:43,182 --> 00:13:46,537
Well, that's a catchy slogan.
254
00:13:46,561 --> 00:13:49,289
These guys have been doing
some hard time,
255
00:13:49,313 --> 00:13:52,376
and they're dyin'
to meet some ladies.
256
00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:57,214
Well, now he... he looks like
he's been a bad boy!
257
00:13:57,238 --> 00:14:00,592
Take it off!
Take it off!
258
00:14:00,616 --> 00:14:04,662
Is that how we do this? I'm not
sure how to be naughty in public.
259
00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:09,393
Ooh!
260
00:14:09,417 --> 00:14:11,645
These guys
are goin' back to jail
261
00:14:11,669 --> 00:14:13,921
for assault with a sexy weapon.
262
00:14:15,339 --> 00:14:20,511
- Oh, my God, Casey?
- Oh, my God, Casey!
263
00:14:30,396 --> 00:14:36,211
It's just, Donna's giving up
everything she ever wanted.
264
00:14:36,235 --> 00:14:39,196
I can't help but feel like
I'm holding her back, you know?
265
00:14:44,785 --> 00:14:48,473
Okay, just so you know,
I make most my money on tips.
266
00:14:48,497 --> 00:14:50,975
I'm sorry.
267
00:14:50,999 --> 00:14:55,146
Here, you-y-y...
268
00:14:55,170 --> 00:14:57,190
You should probably
just take this.
269
00:14:57,214 --> 00:15:00,569
- Thanks.
- Forman,
270
00:15:00,593 --> 00:15:03,488
would you quit
depressing the strippers?
271
00:15:03,512 --> 00:15:07,284
When you depress the
strippers, they go like this.
272
00:15:07,308 --> 00:15:09,160
Yeah, this isn't
some hole in the wall
273
00:15:09,184 --> 00:15:11,162
where hopeless losers
blow their money
274
00:15:11,186 --> 00:15:13,206
on people who don't care
about their problems.
275
00:15:13,230 --> 00:15:15,792
This is a strip joint.
276
00:15:15,816 --> 00:15:20,070
Yes, it is, Eric.
You're ruining the romance.
277
00:15:21,947 --> 00:15:24,199
You, dance for my money!
278
00:15:26,786 --> 00:15:30,080
And the rabbit runs around...
279
00:15:31,915 --> 00:15:35,252
...and then back in the hole.
280
00:15:37,004 --> 00:15:41,735
Hey, Red, what do ya think
of my nut bag?
281
00:15:41,759 --> 00:15:44,094
Ha ha, Bob.
282
00:15:46,096 --> 00:15:48,032
I'm done with this.
283
00:15:48,056 --> 00:15:51,578
This is not man's work.
I mean, if Kitty wanted me
284
00:15:51,602 --> 00:15:54,872
to shoot the almonds at some
communists, that I could do.
285
00:15:54,896 --> 00:15:58,335
Oh, you're a big talker
now that she's gone.
286
00:15:58,359 --> 00:16:01,630
I'm not afraid of her,
and I'm not doin' this,
287
00:16:01,654 --> 00:16:05,049
and I don't care if it means
I have to sit through
288
00:16:05,073 --> 00:16:07,803
another one
of her silent breakfasts.
289
00:16:07,827 --> 00:16:09,929
What, she just sits there?
290
00:16:09,953 --> 00:16:13,308
I talk, she just ignores me.
291
00:16:13,332 --> 00:16:16,353
I had to buy a bottle
of Mrs. Butterworth's
292
00:16:16,377 --> 00:16:19,463
just so that someone
would smile at me.
293
00:16:21,340 --> 00:16:23,276
You can always call me, Red.
294
00:16:23,300 --> 00:16:25,469
I'd rather talk to syrup.
295
00:16:27,722 --> 00:16:31,618
- So workin' at a strip club.
- Yeah.
296
00:16:31,642 --> 00:16:34,871
I finally found a way
to cash in on my good looks
297
00:16:34,895 --> 00:16:37,915
without having
to humiliate myself.
298
00:16:37,939 --> 00:16:40,418
No, you're not
humiliating yourself.
299
00:16:40,442 --> 00:16:42,462
I mean, you're
not the naked guy.
300
00:16:42,486 --> 00:16:44,840
You're the guy who
introduces the naked guy.
301
00:16:44,864 --> 00:16:48,552
Yeah. So I'm surprised to see
you're still in town.
302
00:16:48,576 --> 00:16:51,095
You know, you'd always talked
about gettin' outta here.
303
00:16:51,119 --> 00:16:54,140
I always thought you'd be
someplace more glamorous by now,
304
00:16:54,164 --> 00:16:56,584
like Paris or Reno.
305
00:16:57,918 --> 00:17:01,314
Well, I've got Eric and my job
306
00:17:01,338 --> 00:17:02,649
and a great place to live in
307
00:17:02,673 --> 00:17:04,800
and/or pull behind a car.
308
00:17:06,677 --> 00:17:08,405
I mean, it's not
what I expected,
309
00:17:08,429 --> 00:17:11,115
but it's definitely
the right thing to do.
310
00:17:11,139 --> 00:17:14,578
You know,
311
00:17:14,602 --> 00:17:18,331
that trailer is tiny,
312
00:17:18,355 --> 00:17:21,859
and I need room to roam.
313
00:17:22,943 --> 00:17:25,505
♪ Born free ♪
314
00:17:25,529 --> 00:17:32,011
♪ As free as
the something free ♪
315
00:17:32,035 --> 00:17:34,598
You know, this town is so small,
316
00:17:34,622 --> 00:17:38,017
I don't even know what free is.
317
00:17:38,041 --> 00:17:39,977
Yeah. Look, listen,
318
00:17:40,001 --> 00:17:42,773
I've been other places,
and it's not that great.
319
00:17:42,797 --> 00:17:45,400
I mean, since I came back here,
I've got it made...
320
00:17:45,424 --> 00:17:50,280
Free drinks, I can borrow any of
these freaky costumes when I want.
321
00:17:50,304 --> 00:17:53,867
Plus, you know,
322
00:17:53,891 --> 00:17:57,537
- it's showbiz.
- Yeah.
323
00:17:57,561 --> 00:18:00,290
So you're happy here.
324
00:18:00,314 --> 00:18:02,918
Yeah, and you will be, too.
325
00:18:02,942 --> 00:18:04,961
And don't worry, you know,
326
00:18:04,985 --> 00:18:07,380
by the time you have a few kids,
327
00:18:07,404 --> 00:18:11,032
you'll probably be livin' in
a much bigger trailer.
328
00:18:14,119 --> 00:18:17,790
♪♪
329
00:18:25,130 --> 00:18:28,425
♪♪
330
00:18:31,971 --> 00:18:35,617
Hi. You home already?
331
00:18:35,641 --> 00:18:37,327
I thought those boys
would take your clothes
332
00:18:37,351 --> 00:18:39,227
and leave you naked in Indiana.
333
00:18:41,605 --> 00:18:44,960
You kids... you just don't
know how to do anything.
334
00:18:44,984 --> 00:18:47,838
Listen, Dad,
335
00:18:47,862 --> 00:18:50,131
Donna wants to stay in Point
Place after we get married.
336
00:18:50,155 --> 00:18:54,051
I... How can that be a good idea?
337
00:18:54,075 --> 00:18:57,472
Son, in this relationship,
338
00:18:57,496 --> 00:18:59,724
you're gonna have one instinct,
339
00:18:59,748 --> 00:19:01,935
and Donna's gonna have another.
340
00:19:01,959 --> 00:19:04,378
Always go with hers.
341
00:19:06,213 --> 00:19:07,816
If history has
taught us anything,
342
00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:09,734
it's that you're always wrong.
343
00:19:09,758 --> 00:19:12,779
What about the time that I...
344
00:19:12,803 --> 00:19:14,739
Oh, yeah, I got nothin'.
345
00:19:14,763 --> 00:19:18,159
You know, being with your mother
has taught me one thing.
346
00:19:18,183 --> 00:19:23,022
A man can only rise to the
level of the woman that he's with.
347
00:19:30,195 --> 00:19:31,906
Hey, what's up?
348
00:19:34,282 --> 00:19:37,912
I saw a naked man's butt.
349
00:19:40,706 --> 00:19:43,959
♪♪
350
00:19:50,799 --> 00:19:54,946
Donna, happy fifth anniversary!
351
00:19:54,970 --> 00:19:57,323
Hey, I want you to
put on your best dress,
352
00:19:57,347 --> 00:20:00,284
because there's another
sequel to Star Wars.
353
00:20:00,308 --> 00:20:03,204
And Mr. and Mrs. Eric Forman
354
00:20:03,228 --> 00:20:05,373
are gonna be first in line.
355
00:20:05,397 --> 00:20:08,209
What's goin' on?
356
00:20:08,233 --> 00:20:12,422
- I'm leaving you, Eric.
- What?
357
00:20:12,446 --> 00:20:15,991
We could see the new
Jane Fonda movie instead.
358
00:20:17,158 --> 00:20:19,136
Eric, I'm miserable.
359
00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:21,347
How can you let me
settle for this?
360
00:20:21,371 --> 00:20:23,725
But you said
this is what you wanted.
361
00:20:23,749 --> 00:20:27,311
Well, I was wrong. I guess I
was just trying to make you happy,
362
00:20:27,335 --> 00:20:29,105
and I forgot about myself.
363
00:20:29,129 --> 00:20:30,982
I mean, I wanted
to see the world,
364
00:20:31,006 --> 00:20:34,069
not the inside of a trailer.
365
00:20:34,093 --> 00:20:36,153
But, Donna, I love you.
366
00:20:36,177 --> 00:20:39,389
I love you, too,
but it's not enough.
367
00:20:41,475 --> 00:20:42,977
Good-bye, Eric.
368
00:20:46,396 --> 00:20:49,125
- I'm sorry.
- Can you just take that?
369
00:20:49,149 --> 00:20:51,443
- Yes, you can just
squeeze through there.
- Thank you.
370
00:20:57,407 --> 00:21:00,762
Hey, For-play.
371
00:21:00,786 --> 00:21:02,973
Casey?
372
00:21:02,997 --> 00:21:06,350
Yeah, your mom said
I could bunk here.
373
00:21:06,374 --> 00:21:08,645
But don't worry, bud,
as soon as everybody's asleep,
374
00:21:08,669 --> 00:21:10,420
I'm gonna head over
to your sister's room.
375
00:21:16,885 --> 00:21:19,721
So beautiful morning, huh?
376
00:21:33,276 --> 00:21:37,531
Boy, these waffles look great.
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