All language subtitles for That 70s Show S06E20 1080p BluRay x264-YELLOWBiRD

You know, before we decided
not to have sex...

You decided.

I'm ready.

Right, I decided.

Movies were just a dark place
to fool around

before we went home and did it,

but now we can
really watch the movie.

Isn't that great?

It's fabulous.

There's nothing I hate more than
the feeling that I'm about to have sex.

Hi.

Hi!

Hey!

Hi!

Okay!

Isn't that the girl
who sells Slurpees?

Why is she saying hi to you?

I don't know. It's weird. I've
never talked to her before.

I mean, maybe one time I said,

"You're out of spoon straws,"
but that's it.

Great. Now I have to sit
through Kramer vs. Kramer again

with no shot at nookie.

First time we saw it, I said,

"You know, dads can
be good parents, too,"

and Donna's shirt
just floated off.

What is wrong with me?

A boy's gonna lose his mother, and
all I can think about is fooling around.

I am such a dirty girl.

I should be spanked.
Oh, stop it!

Screw it.
Sneak attack is my only hope.

I'm gonna go with
the yawn and grab.

Watch out for my hand, pretty
mama, 'cause I'm not really tired.

Oh, God.
It's the yawn and grab.

How do I stop him?

Oops.

Oh, sorry.

Oh, come on. It's okay.

Great. Now my lap's
covered in hot buttered popcorn.

That's the most action
I've gotten in weeks.

Thanks for helping move
Pam into my house, Kitty.

You know what they say,
"Lady number three is a charm."

You have been so
warm and friendly.

You simply must teach me
how to be like that.

Pam, I'd just like to say
on behalf of Fez and myself,

that it is a privilege and a
turn-on to carry your underthings.

And you don't have to pay me.

I took a few souvenirs.

Well, enjoy.

Red, I'd help you with the boxes,
but I don't want to tire myself out.

I'm gonna be up all night
welcoming Pam to the house.

Okay, see you later.
Have fun, close your shades.

What do we do with these boxes?

Let's just stick them in there.

Hi, boys.

♪ Hanging out

♪ Down the street

♪ The same old thing

♪ We did last week

♪ Not a thing to do

♪ But talk to you

♪ We're all all right

♪ We're all all right ♪

Hello, Wisconsin!

Mitch, what are you doing here?

I made a peach
cobbler for Donna,

and I forgot to leave it
when I was in here last night.

You weren't in here last night.

Well, not as far as you know.

Okay, look, Mitch, I know
you're in love with her,

but it's not gonna work out.

You're as big as
you're gonna get.

And trust me, okay?
Donna's still growing.

Jackie, we need to talk.

Eric and I came
really close to doing it,

and I am so jacked up on hormones, I
feel like I could jump the first guy I see.

Then look my way, pretty lady.

Okay, Mitch, you know I
love having you around,

'cause you say
really nice things about me...

Like how the sun pales in
radiance to the beauty of your smile?

- Yeah, like that.
- Yeah.

But I have to talk to Jackie,
and it's girl stuff.

You're so strong.

You make me feel like
Jessica Lange in King Kong.

Hey, Red. "Hi, boys!"

I could kill you
without making a sound.

You know, I'm worried
we don't have enough chicken

for dinner tonight.

Do these breasts
look big enough?

I'm not comfortable
with that question.

- What?
- What?

What?

What are you laughing at?

Just life. It's a hoot.

Well, I don't know
what's in that orange juice,

but I'm gonna
pour myself a glass.

Red, what I want to know is,
what did Pam mean...

Not here... Toyota.

This is the only
place that's safe.

Look, if I was a single man,

what we saw today

would be like a reward for a
lifetime of disappointments.

But I'm not,

so it's just
another disappointment.

For you, maybe. I saw them.
I don't care who knows it.

You better care,

'cause if Kitty finds out,
I'm taking you down with me.

And when I take people down,
they stay down.

Just ask North Korea.

But I have so many questions.

I mean,
I've been flashed before,

but it was always followed
with either, "Get out!"

Or, "There's
a two-drink minimum."

But, "Hi, boys"?

It has me reeling.

Oh! Maybe she was
coming on to us.

She wasn't coming on to us.

She was coming on to me.

She heard about my war record.

I'm a hero.

You know why Darth
Vader went to the dark side?

He was dating a redhead
who wouldn't put out.

So, you are like Darth Vader in
the sense that you're not getting any.

But you are not like Darth Vader

in the sense that you are weak
and strike fear in no one.

Well, this is certainly one
way to spend an afternoon.

You know, I never really
got into making models.

Guess I was too busy having sex.

Hey, I don't have sex,
and I still don't build models.

I don't have a single model or a
single girl. My life is an empty hole.

Hey, nice job.

You put the force field
generators on backwards.

One photon torpedo
and you're space toast.

Okay, Eric, that's it.

I think we should have sex.

- Yes!
- No!

Okay, I'm going
crazy not being with you.

You may not be a strong man,
but you read my body like Braille.

Burn!

Wait. What's "Braille"?

You two were awfully quiet
at dinner tonight.

Is there anything I
should know about?

- No.
- No.

- I'll get it.
- Me, too.

Hi, boys.

Kitty, every time I
come to this house

I'm amazed by how much
you've done with so little.

Here. We brought Kahlua.

Well, aren't you just an angel
sent from after-dinner drink heaven?

She wanted to get you cookies, but
I know how much you like the sauce.

- Red.
- Toyota!

Did you see that
look she just gave us?

Was that, "Please don't tell
anyone you saw my boobs"?

Or, "Please come over
and see my boobs again"?

Do you have to
keep saying that word?

Let's just call them..."them."

This is the last time we ever talk about
it. From here on out, it never happened.

- But, Red...
- Steven, I have been to war.

I have seen a lot
of things in my life,

and there were only three things

that I was gonna keep secret
until the day I die.

This is number four.

And five.

Okay, the tractor beam is
operational. Don't get too close.

You really gonna shine
your love light on that?

Well, he's a different person
between the sheets.

What can I say?

Hey, guys.

Hey, listen, tomorrow I have this
police test on interrogation techniques.

I was wondering if I could
practice on somebody.

Jackie, how about you?

Well, no.
This is your first time.

You're gonna need somebody
much more spineless than me.

Try Eric.

Yeah, that's good thinking.

All right, Mr. Forman,

if that is
indeed your real name,

what did you do on
the day of yesterday?

You'll never get it out
of me, copper. I'm no rat!

Kelso, what the hell?

Just relax, Eric. I'm just
doing good cop, bad cop.

That was the bad cop,
but he's gone now.

See, now good cop is here
to take care of you.

Hey, how you doing, buddy?

It's a real shame about
what happened to your model.

Why don't you tell me
what you did yesterday?

I came home from the restaurant

and spent six hours
building that model!

Uh, excuse me.

I'm sorry to interrupt,

but what about your encounter at the
store with the girl who sells Slurpees?

- What?
- What?

Yeah, you remember.

She asked why you never call
her anymore, and you were like...

Ooh!

Wait. Is that
the girl from the movies?

Donna, I'm asking
the questions here.

Is that the girl
from the movies?

What happened to,
"I barely know her"?

What happened to,
"I barely know her"?

Why were you calling her, Eric?

Why were you calling her, Eric?

Kelso, will you shut up?

Oh, yeah, it's getting
hot in here, isn't it?

Look, Donna,
maybe I kind of know her.

Maybe we kind of went out a couple
times when you were dating Kelso's brother.

Wait, you got other girls
besides Donna to go out with you?

What is this
obsession with the underdog?

Wait, so the other day at
the movies you lied to me?

Donna,
I am the senior officer here.

So the other day at the movies
you lied to me.

No, I...

You know, I mean,
it was the movies, you know?

It's all make-believe.

Okay, you know what? Don't
bother coming over tonight.

My sexual tension has been
replaced with another familiar emotion,

anger at your scrawny ass!

- No!
- Yes!

Well, good job, Michael.

You solved one crime and
prevented an even bigger one,

Donna having sex with Eric.

You have the right
to remain... Burn!

I'm just glad I could
help the truth be told.

Yeah, at least someone's
being honest around here.

Mitch, what the hell?

What? I thought you
came off looking great.

Oh, wait. That was me.

Everyone, I want to thank you
for making me so welcome.

I feel like the only guest at an
inexpensive backwoods hotel.

Steven, you're so tense.

Of course he's tense, Mom.

You're the one who taught me

that if your man's not tense
when you walk into the room,

that means
you're doing something wrong.

Yeah, that's right.
I'm tense because of you.

'Cause you're... too pretty.

Aw!

Red, I was gonna get you a
thank-you gift for helping with the move,

but then I figured, nah.

So, thanks.

Don't mention it, Bob.

Don't mention anything
about that day ever again.

Why? It was a pretty good day.

Nothing got broken.
Nobody got hurt.

You two even got
to see Pam topless.

Yeah, first time I saw them
I was speechless, too.

All right.

I admit that we saw Pam's...

them.

But it's not like we planned it.

Although our timing
couldn't have been better.

I think you mean "worse,"
Steven.

No, I'm pretty
sure I meant "better."

Red, how could you?

Kitty, we just opened the
door, and there she was.

What was I supposed to do,
rip the eyes out of my head?

Don't feel bad, you guys.

This isn't the first time
my body has caused a fight.

One time I caused a riot on
a topless beach in Venezuela.

Imagine what you saw,
only all tanned and oiled.

Huh!

She told me to.

Well, I hate to let the cat
out of the bag and then leave,

but looks like that's
exactly what we're gonna do.

Enjoy your fight.

I can't believe you saw my mother topless
and didn't tell me about it right away.

What, so every time
I see another woman's breasts

I'm supposed to tell you?

Now I know.

I am so mad. I can't
even stand to look at you.

And yet you do.

Because your eyes work.
You see my problem?

All right.
All right. We're going.

I can't believe Eric lied
to me about that girl.

I mean, we're getting married. I
should know everything about him.

If I have to know that he wore a
bathing suit in the tub until he was 12...

Yeah, tell everybody.

I should know who he dated.

That's right, just... Just
get it off your chest, Donna.

All the rage and the anger
and the clothing.

Hey, hey, hey.

There's only room for one
creepy pervert in this group,

and that's me.

Around here, I'm the one
who drools over all the ladies.

Well, I don't drool over
all the ladies, just Donna.

A specialist, huh?

Okay, we'll try it your way.

Oh, my God. You don't...

You don't think
Eric and that girl...

Made sweet emotional love?
Yes, I do.

I bought many
a Slurpee from her.

And from what I can tell,
she'll do it with anyone.

- Did she do it with you?
- No.

She has way too much
self-respect for that.

I am gonna march right in
that room and tell my mother

there are consequences
to her topless actions.

And that she needs
to start wearing pantyhose.

This isn't Las Vegas.

Whoopsy-doosy.

So, then she goes, "Hi, boys."

I mean, that has to
be a come-on, right?

I saw this dirty movie once where
the plumbers knock on the door,

and the lady answers
and she says, "Hi, boys."

After that it was
all asses and elbows.

Okay, look, I'm sorry, Hyde.

There's a lot of guys that Pam
would choose before you and Red.

All right, it goes me, then Bob,

Fez, then you,

Red, then me again,

then Donna, then Eric.

Okay, Eric, there's
something I need to know.

Did you or did you not do it
with the Slurpee slut?

- What?
- He answered
a question with a question.

That means he's guilty.

Now let's ditch him
and carry me out of here.

Donna, I did not sleep with her.

Well, you lied to me about her before,
so why should I believe you now?

You don't believe me? Fine.

Let me show you what I was
doing while you were with Casey.

You're gonna go hide
in your bedroom and cry?

Or you gonna try
to write another song again?

"Hey, you guys,
what rhymes with pain?"

I love that song.

Everyday is like rain
when you're in pain.

Okay, Donna.

This is a box full of models

that I made while you
were with Casey Kelso.

Look at this, TIE fighters, assault
vehicles and troop transports.

All with minor defects in workmanship.
Yeah, he made these, all right.

So this is what you did
while we were apart?

Oh, my horny nerd boy.

Donna, there's a reason
I didn't tell you about her.

She wasn't important.

The whole time we
broke up, you know...

You know I never
stopped loving you.

Eric.

Hyde, I never
stopped loving you, either.

Don't.

I promised
myself I wouldn't cry.

You guys better be kidding,
or I'm gonna be super pissed.

So, can I suggest that

we honor the age-old tradition
of making up after a fight,

not just spiritually,

but physically?

How about
a brand-spanking-new tradition

where I buy you
a milkshake and a Playboy?

Donna, whoa, I'm insulted.

I do not need a milkshake.
Let's go.

What... So they're back
together and everything's fine?

That sucks.

See what happens
when you specialize?

I can go and make any
number of ladies uncomfortable.

What can you do?

What do you think he meant by,
"Whoopsy-doosy"?

Not here. Toyota!

I'm so freaked out, Mrs.
Forman.

I'm gonna have to
sleep with the light on.

What are you two doing out here?

We were just...

Uh-oh!