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All right,
Donna, put your chair here.
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I wanna get Steven's attention,
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and with you next to me I'll
look like a tiny porcelain doll.
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You know, Jackie, some people
actually find me to be of normal height.
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Sure,
if they're green and jolly.
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I can't take it.
Watching Donna lie out,
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knowing she's gonna go to
college and I have to stay here.
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She's so, so...
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- Juicy.
- Juicy.
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My juicy.
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Well, I'm not gonna stay here locked
in the house just 'cause Jackie looks
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ridiculously hot in
that bathing suit.
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- Later, Forman.
- Bye-bye, juicy.
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Ladies. Ladies' bodies.
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You know, I wish someone
would rub lotion on my shoulders.
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Think they're
getting a little red.
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Yeah, you should be careful.
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Looks like you're
starting to scab.
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Oh, that's a burn about a burn.
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That's a second-degree burn!
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You know, Jackie,
I think maybe Hyde's moved on.
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No. No, no, no, no.
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You don't just move on
from Jackie Burkhart.
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I'm like the bottle. You need a
12-step program to break my spell.
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Okay, ladies. All these sound
waves are interfering with my sunrays.
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Let's tan.
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All right, I'm gonna need you
to lotion me up, darling,
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but only rub where you
can see. No roaming.
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Hey, Mom, Dad, I have
something I wanna tell you.
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- I've decided
not to move away.
- What?
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Yeah, I'm gonna stay and put
off college for just a little while,
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or at least until you're well
enough to go back to work.
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My baby, my baby, my baby!
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Okay, Mom, this is actually
kind of embarrassing.
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You're actually
really hurting me, yeah.
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You mean I've been waiting 18 years
for you to get your butt out of this house,
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and now you're staying?
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Look, Mom, I signed
over my paycheck to you.
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I want you to go
buy yourself something pretty.
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Or, I don't know,
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electricity.
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Oh, honey, thank you.
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Red, it wouldn't
kill you to thank him.
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It might.
I just had a heart attack.
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Speaking of which, I just
found this in the garbage.
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Why would you throw away
the list of all the food
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the doctor said
we couldn't have in the house?
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Kitty,
did you look at that list?
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If I had known what I was coming
home to after my heart attack,
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I would've walked
straight into that bright light
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and never looked back.
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Oh, come on.
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It can't be that bad.
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I'll do it with you.
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'Cause what's good for the
goose is good for the gander.
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Actually, Mom, Dad's the gander.
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The male goose.
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So it would be "what's good for
the gander is good for the goose."
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So,
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let's take a gander at what
you're giving up with the gander.
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That's how you do that.
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Okay. "Potato chips,
other salty snacks."
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Good advice. That doctor obviously
knows what he's talking about.
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- "Butter,
heavy cream, cheese."
- Gone, makes a lot of sense.
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- "Alcoholic beverages."
- Okay, that doctor's a quack.
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God, it's gonna be so hard
going off to college without you.
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But we'll see each other
on the weekends, right?
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Well, you say that now,
but then there's that weekend
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where you call home
and say you have to study,
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but I hear Moose, the
place-kicker, in the background,
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asking if you want
another shot of tequila, so...
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Eric, that would never happen.
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I would never date a place-kicker.
It's quarterback or nothing for me.
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You know, the more I think
about leaving you, the sadder I get.
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And the sadder I get,
the more I wanna be with you.
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Right now.
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Now? Well...
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Yeah, I mean...
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All right, this is great,
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it'll be, like, completely
spontaneous, like I just...
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- Why are you talking?
- I'm sorry, I just... Okay.
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So it turns out
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that going-away sex is
even hotter than make-up sex.
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It's like these chips. They
say, "Now even crunchier,"
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and you're thinking,
"Oh, man, there is no way."
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But then you take a bite
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and it is crunchier.
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Dude, if something's crunchy, you
should really have that looked at.
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There's no time, my friend,
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I have a distraught
neighbor girl to attend to.
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Dry your eyes, baby,
the loving's on its way!
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Toe ring.
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Oh, Fez, you like?
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Yeah, got a toe ring.
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On the little piggy
that went to the market.
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Steven, what do you think?
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Can't resist toe ring.
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Whatever.
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Well, you know,
I have all sorts of things now
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that I didn't have
when we were going out.
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Toe ring, tan lines, a tattoo.
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You don't have a tattoo,
you're bluffing.
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Do you have a tattoo?
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Well, we're not going out,
so I guess you'll never know.
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Ugh,
this bra is so uncomfortable.
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You know, I think I'm gonna stop
wearing them altogether. See you.
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Look at you watch her.
You love her, man.
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"Oh,
baby, I love you so much."
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- Were you doing Jackie?
- Yes, yes.
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Why am I even
thinking about her?
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Man, she's like Tahiti.
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It's warm and it's beautiful
and you wanna go there,
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but when you do,
you get bit by a mosquito
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and you get malaria and
you're sick for the rest of your life.
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Well, she's obviously
not over you, either.
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I mean, she's practically putting
on a show to get your attention.
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Just imagine it.
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I love to dance.
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Okay. The doctor wins.
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Eric and I boxed
up all the liquor.
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Man, look at all this. It's
like Dean Martin exploded.
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There were bottles in the liquor
cabinet, the dining room hutch,
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my mom's nightstand.
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Oh, no, no. That's
for polishing furniture.
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Mom, there's lipstick on it.
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Just your luck, Forman.
You're about to turn 18
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and there's gonna be no hooch
left in the house to steal.
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I mean avoid.
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Do homework next to.
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Pray near.
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Come on!
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Yeah, it's gonna be
pretty boring around here.
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You know what you should do?
Go to college.
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Mom, would it be too much to ask
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for Dad to be
grateful that I'm staying?
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Honey, we're all
going through hard times.
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You're giving up your future,
I'm giving up my schnapps.
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Let's not compare our pain.
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Hey, sorry I'm late.
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Donna was really
upset about leaving,
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so I had to comfort
her in a bedular way.
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It turns out if I get her sad,
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she gives it away like
goldfish at a freaking carnival.
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Eric, I think you may have found
a secret "open sesame" to sex.
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Make the lady cry.
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Perhaps I should
try that with my wife.
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"Laurie, here's a dead cat.
Now do me."
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A little history, Fez.
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I think Laurie has a lot of "open
sesames," like, "Hi, Laurie."
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That usually does it.
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Actually, I only
ever got as far as "Hi."
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Fez, I did it with your wife!
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Yeah, I have so much power
over Donna now, it's like...
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I know how Obi-Wan Kenobi feels.
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"These
aren't the droids you're looking for."
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Man, I wish I could do it with
Donna in a landspeeder on Tatooine.
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That would be so awesome.
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Hey, Steven,
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check out my new
super-sexy tattoo.
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Hard to keep
your hands off, huh?
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Steven!
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Sorry.
Here's your tattoo back.
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I'll take that.
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Steven, why are you
being so difficult?
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Jackie, no amount of
tattoos or toe rings
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are gonna fix the fact that
you have a lot to apologize for.
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You're the one who
should apologize.
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Well, then I guess we're
not getting back together.
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I guess we're not.
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Oh, and by the way, you
don't deserve a real tattoo.
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But if I were to get one,
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I'd show it to Fez before
I'd ever show it to you.
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I hope she gets
it on her heinie.
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But, Jackie, it really bugs me that
you and Hyde aren't back together.
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So, as the man who used
to pleasure you endlessly,
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I feel it is my obligation
to step in and fix this.
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'Cause when I'm a cop,
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I'm gonna have to deal with
domestic cases like this all the time.
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And the good news
is he'll have guns.
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Yeah, this is gonna
be a piece of cake.
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You know, they should have
put me in charge of Vietnam.
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I would have had those people
making out in a week.
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Wow. Donna,
that might be the last time
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that you'll ever get to see Kelso
make an even bigger mess of a problem.
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Yeah. I'm gonna miss that.
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And I'm gonna miss you.
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Well, I'm not gonna miss you
two slobbering all over each other
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like fat girls in
a house with free meat.
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And that might be the last time
that Jackie ever makes fun of us,
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fat girls and meat.
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Yeah.
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- What?
- Nothing, I just...
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This could be the last time
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that you and I stand
by the Vista Cruiser.
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I just waxed her.
She's all slippy-slidey.
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Donna, this might be the last
time that I bring you your toothbrush.
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That's not my toothbrush.
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Might be the last time that
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I bring you
the wrong toothbrush.
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Hello, darling.
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I see you are washing
your unmentionables.
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Yeah, do you know what gets
out grass stains and Kahlua?
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Anyways, I was thinking
how sad you must be,
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considering the mess
you made of your life.
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With all that sadness,
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do you also not get needy?
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You know, I sort of do.
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Ali Baba, the treasure is mine!
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I'm gonna go see
if Carlos is home.
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That Carlos is one lucky SOB
to have a wife like mine.
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Look, Hyde, I know you don't
wanna tell Jackie that you're sorry,
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but come on, there's gotta be
some things that you did
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that you wish you hadn't done.
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Like that time that you
told me to eat that stuff,
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and I didn't know what it was.
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And then you licked your lips
and you rubbed your stomach
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and you were like, "Mmm,
it's really good, Kelso."
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And then I ate it and then I
wished I hadn't have done that.
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Yeah, well...
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Maybe with Jackie I was
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sort of impetuous and
maybe a little rash.
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Now, see, that's something
that Jackie ought to know.
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Hyde says that he was sort
of infectious and he has a rash.
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- What?
- I'm just telling
you what he said.
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All right, look, Michael,
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Steven's the one who
messed up the relationship.
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He thought you and I were
together, but he was just wrong.
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He fabricated the whole mess.
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Well, somebody ought
to make that clear.
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Jackie wants you to know
that there was a mess
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'cause she was
wearing the wrong fabric.
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- That can't be what she said.
- It's word for word, man.
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- Kelso,
would you get out of here?
- What? I'm helping.
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You're making me
wanna kick your ass!
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That better be the rash talking.
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Busted, mister.
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You're like a damn cat.
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I'm gonna make you wear a bell.
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Bad health in a can,
that's what that is.
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The doctor said he wants nothing
like that around here, and I agree.
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All it takes is just, it's a
little bit of will power, Red.
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Even though you used to
do something without thinking,
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you just have to
grab a hold of those thoughts.
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Can I get you a refill there?
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Well...
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There's a lesson for you.
256
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You're welcome.
257
00:16:36,922 --> 00:16:39,470
- Hey.
- Hey, listen, son.
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You know, it means
a lot to your mother,
259
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you staying here
and helping out the family.
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And, as for me, I...
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Well...
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There.
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Doctor said I should
write down my feelings.
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Are you actually thanking me?
265
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This is a list of yard work.
266
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Yeah, the lawn thanks you for
all that mowing you're gonna do.
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- You're welcome, Dad.
- Yeah, well...
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All right, we're both men here.
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- Oh, God.
- What's wrong?
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Nothing. It's just,
this could be the last time
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that you and I watch Gilligan
get hit on the head by the Skipper.
272
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Eric, the more we talk
about me going away,
273
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the sadder you get.
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And being with you so much lately
has been great, but afterwards...
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Well, you always used to look
a little bit ashamed.
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And, I mean,
now you just seem depressed.
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No, no, no.
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I'm not depressed, Donna,
you are depressed.
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- Okay, let's do this.
- Okay, hold on.
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All this "last time" stuff,
281
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have you been
saying that just for sex?
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What? Have I... What?
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"This is not the one you're angry with."
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You're disgusting.
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Eric, that might be the last
time we fight over you trying
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- to get me to
have sex with you!
- I know!
287
00:18:54,486 --> 00:18:57,117
You know, Fez, this whole thing
with Hyde and Jackie is stupid.
288
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I mean, they both wanna be
together, and they would in a second
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if they just thought the other
one had said, "I'm sorry."
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Eureka, Fez, eureka!
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I'm one step ahead
of you, my friend.
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00:19:07,853 --> 00:19:09,166
Yeah. I'll just
lie to both of them,
293
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and tell them the other
one said, "I'm sorry."
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I thought we were
going to pan for gold.
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Okay.
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Okay, here we go, let's make up.
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00:19:24,479 --> 00:19:26,401
All right. Look, Steven,
I heard what you said.
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Yeah, I heard what... Wait a
minute, you heard what I said?
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00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:31,247
Yeah. Michael told me.
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00:19:31,288 --> 00:19:33,754
And, just so you know,
I'm sorry, too.
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00:19:34,630 --> 00:19:37,095
Too?
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00:19:37,136 --> 00:19:41,314
No, you're not sorry, too.
You're sorry one, I'm sorry two.
303
00:19:41,356 --> 00:19:44,908
- Wait, what? No... Michael said that...
- Yeah, he said that...
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00:19:44,949 --> 00:19:47,329
Whoa!
305
00:19:47,372 --> 00:19:50,672
I did my work. You two gotta
clean this mess up yourselves.
306
00:19:50,714 --> 00:19:53,304
So nothing's changed, then?
307
00:19:53,345 --> 00:19:54,599
- Guess not.
- Forget this.
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- Fine.
- Okay. Enough.
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00:19:56,060 --> 00:19:59,528
Look, you guys, who
cares who apologized first?
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00:19:59,570 --> 00:20:01,742
Look, Jackie obviously
wants to be with you,
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00:20:01,784 --> 00:20:04,165
and you're here, which means
that you wanna be with her,
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00:20:04,206 --> 00:20:05,771
and I don't blame you,
'cause with that rash,
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00:20:05,795 --> 00:20:07,842
you ain't got
a whole lot of choices.
314
00:20:10,389 --> 00:20:13,104
All right, look, Steven,
do you wanna be with me?
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00:20:15,026 --> 00:20:17,240
No. No,
a shrug's not gonna cut it.
316
00:20:17,282 --> 00:20:20,207
Steven,
I need you to say something.
317
00:20:20,248 --> 00:20:23,006
All right.
Look, I'll even go first.
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Steven, I wanna be with you.
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00:20:25,889 --> 00:20:27,726
And you...
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00:20:28,729 --> 00:20:30,608
I...
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00:20:30,650 --> 00:20:32,279
Can you hang on a second?
322
00:20:33,867 --> 00:20:36,040
Would you get out of here?
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00:20:36,081 --> 00:20:38,270
If you want me to leave, all
you have to do is say, "Please."
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00:20:38,294 --> 00:20:40,008
Fine. Please.
325
00:20:41,553 --> 00:20:43,099
That's better.
326
00:20:46,943 --> 00:20:49,449
Jackie, I do wanna be with you.
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00:20:49,490 --> 00:20:51,203
- Because you love...
- Don't push it.
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00:20:51,245 --> 00:20:52,246
Okay.
329
00:20:58,974 --> 00:21:01,145
Okay, Steven.
Where's your beer?
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00:21:02,148 --> 00:21:04,571
What? Me, beer?
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00:21:04,613 --> 00:21:07,369
Kitty threw away all my beer.
The Packers are down by 11.
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00:21:07,411 --> 00:21:10,252
You're 18, I know you have
beer. So where's your beer?
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00:21:13,761 --> 00:21:16,351
I don't want used beer.
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00:21:16,393 --> 00:21:19,233
Well, I might have a couple
fresh ones in the shower.
335
00:21:22,994 --> 00:21:25,918
Yeah. I'm running low, I
should probably hit the store.
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