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♪♪♪
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So... cold.
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Can't...
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Use the force.
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Eric.
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Leia?
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Oh, hi.
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Were you like that
all night?
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No, no.
From 1:00 to 4:00,
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I was whimpering because
your knee was in my back.
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Yeah, we get to Madison
next week,
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we're getting
a bigger bed.
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Eric, my knee
was in your back
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because you were trying
to hump me in your sleep.
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No, I wasn't asleep.
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I gotta go.
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My folks come home
from the hospital today.
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Donna, what's going on
in there? Donna?
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Um, just a minute, dad.
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This is yours.
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No time.
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I'm coming in!
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Hi, daddy.
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I heard voices.
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Oh, that was me,
you know,
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greeting
this beautiful morning.
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Uh-huh.
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Get out.
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May I ask why you're wearing
my daughter's blouse?
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I thought you'd be mad
if I was nude.
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Oh, what the hell?
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Fez?
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Oh, my god!
Did you see anything?
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Not much. You should really
think about a night-light.
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♪ Hangin' out ♪
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♪ down the street ♪
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♪ the same old thing ♪
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♪ that you did last week ♪
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♪ not a thing to do ♪
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♪ but talk to you ♪
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♪ we're all all right ♪
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♪ we're all all right ♪♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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♪♪♪
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Yeah, it's a sweatband.
I'm wearing sweatbands now.
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What are you doing?
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Well, police academy
starts in a week,
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so I gotta get
in shape.
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So I'm eating raw eggs,
like rocky.
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Kelso,
rocky ate raw eggs
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'cause he was training
for a fight.
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If he was training
to be a cop,
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he'd just flunk out
of high school
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and grow a bad mustache.
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Oh, I'm growing
the bad mustache.
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Ohh!
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Forman, just 'cause
there's a sale at penney's
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doesn't mean you
gotta buy everything.
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Hey, Fez, you're supposed
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to bring your date home,
then take her pants off.
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Fellas, I'm afraid
your little jokes
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don't bother me, because
soon I will be starting
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my new life in Madison,
where if I so choose,
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I can wear ladies' clothes
all I want.
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Really?
Where is this Madison?
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So I can go there
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and kick
their dress-wearing asses.
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Guys, come on.
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I'm all man. I'm married
to Eric's slutty sister.
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Yeah, how's that going?
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Oh, not great,
but I'm pretty sure
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when Laurie gets back
from our honeymoon in Cancun,
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things will pick up.
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Laurie went on
your honeymoon alone?
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Oh, no.
That would be crazy.
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She took her friend Carlos
along to keep an eye on her.
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But I paid for both of them,
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so everyone knows
who the man is in this deal.
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Hello, boys.
It is me,
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the objects
of your desire.
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Hey, Jackie.
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So, Jackie, did you choose
between me and kelso yet?
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I'm on my way to the pool
right now to think about it.
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Rest assured, when i'm
in my most delicious shade
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of cocoa brown,
you will have your answers.
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Well, this might
tip the scales.
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I'm not wearing anything
underneath my track suit.
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This is stupid.
All right, I'm out of here.
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Hey, Jackie, you wanna
see something hot?
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Watch me drink raw eggs.
Oh, Michael...
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Jackie, hold on. I'm drinking
my eggs. No, Michael...
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Jackie, whatever it is,
I'm sure it can wait
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until after I drink my eggs!
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Fine.
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Hmm.
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Now, what is so important?
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You're allergic to eggs!
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Oh, man, I am.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I gotta go
to the hospital.
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That's okay.
I'll drive.
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I gotta pick up
my folks anyway.
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So, Hyde, your competition
for Jackie is, uh...
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Eggboy.
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Ooh, that must be
so humiliating.
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Fez, your wife's on your
honeymoon with another guy.
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Oh, no, no, no.
Carlos is just like a...
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He's kind of like
a chaperon. He, uh...
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Son of a bitch!
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♪♪♪
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How you doing
back there, kels?
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My eyes feel tight.
Do I look okay?
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Oh, my god!
Holy crap!
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What?! What?!
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Nothing. We're just
shocked at how...
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Great you look.
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Oh. Sweatband.
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I'm wearing sweatbands now.
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♪♪♪
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Come on, kitty.
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Let's get the hell
out of this weird place.
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I think some of these nurses
are stealing drugs.
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Red, I am a nurse here.
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I stand by my statement.
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Okay, Mr. Forman,
just to be clear,
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no going to work, no chores,
no driving for 3 months.
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And let's not forget the
root cause of the problem.
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Too much rage, right?
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Yeah, so he probably
shouldn't, like,
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yell at anyone
anymore, right?
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Actually, the reason
he ran into trouble is
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he was holding stuff in.
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He was holding stuff in.
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Okay, I weigh 42 pounds
'cause of what he let out.
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And I'm sorry, you're
telling me that, uh...
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There's more in there?
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Ha ha. No, no, no.
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He does not weigh 42 pounds,
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and these two
are the best of buddies.
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"Hey, dad,
wanna go fishing?"
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"Sure, son, let's hug."
Ha ha ha ha ha!
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That's what it's like
at our house.
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Ha ha ha ha. Ha...
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See what I mean
about the drugs?
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What you need to do
is focus on things
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that make you happy.
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Okay, but I don't know
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where we're gonna find
a boatload of dead commies.
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They gave me 4 shots,
none in the arm.
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Hey, pretty lady,
like what you see?
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♪♪♪
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Jackie, when are you going to
decide between kelso and Hyde?
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I already have.
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What?
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Yeah.
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Oh.
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Here you go, little boy.
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So, who'd you pick?
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Well...
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Wow, this ball must be hard
to catch, huh?
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I chose Steven, and i'm
gonna tell him today.
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I cannot wait to see
the look on his face.
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Oh, my god!
What if he cries?
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Yeah,
that's not gonna happen.
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Oh, I'll make him cry.
You watch and see.
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Hey, what are you...
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You get a good look,
you little perv?
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She touched me
and it was awesome!
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♪♪♪
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Okay, now...
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Get you upstairs
for your nap,
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and, Eric, he needs quiet,
so no shenanigans.
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Mom, please. I haven't
shenaniganed in about 6 years.
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I've hooliganed. I've
no-goodniked. I've ne'er-done-well.
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Just yesterday I caught
myself rabble-rousing...
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Will you shut up!
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Welcome home, dad!
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You!
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You got a lot of nerve,
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showing your face
around here
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after what you did
to my daughter.
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Hey, I did you
a favor.
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That girl's been passed
around this town...
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No!
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Okay, you have already
given him one heart attack.
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That's enough.
Now hush.
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Hey, look, buddy.
Raisinettes.
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Mmm!
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Okay, okay, nap time.
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Oh, and, Eric, your father
has a checkup next week,
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so I need you to take him.
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Mom, I have to register
for college, remember?
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I'm not gonna be here.
I'm moving away.
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So you're still going?
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Yes, I'm still going.
It's college.
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Fine.
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Mom,
I gotta get out of here.
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Oh, kitty,
let him go.
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Odds are he's not gonna
amount to anything,
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and I don't want him
blaming me.
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See? That is exactly
the kind of thing
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that I have to
get away from.
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Fine.
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Great.
Great.
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Fine.
Oh, my heart.
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Dad! Dad!
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I... just thought
I'd break the tension.
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That's gonna
come in handy.
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Okay, no more
fake heart attacks.
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Next time you clutch
your chest, you'd better see
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a bright light
and some dead relatives.
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Hey, little brother.
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Hey, hubby.
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Don't "hubby" me.
I'm mad at you.
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Aw. But I brought you
a souvenir.
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Oh, look, Fez. A genuine
Cancun shot glass,
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still sticky
with Tequila.
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Oh, you shouldn't have.
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No biggie.
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Some guy left it
in my room.
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♪♪♪
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Okay. Steven...
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I'm here to tell you
I've made my decision.
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I choose you.
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Wow.
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Yeah, I'm a good kisser.
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Mm-hmm.
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Here's your gum back.
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Oh.
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Oh, Steven, I missed
you so much.
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Hey, you ready?
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Yeah, let's hit it.
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Whoa!
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Whoa!
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Who is this?
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This is my date. You
didn't think I was gonna
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wait around for you
all summer, did you?
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Looks like
you traded up.
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Oh, you better back off.
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Back off or what?
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I'll call your parents.
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My parents
don't speak midget.
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Oh!
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Okay, okay.
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I hate myself for
stopping a girl fight,
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but let's just...
Oh, screw it. Go! Go!
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All right. Steven,
you made your point.
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Now, please stay here
with me?
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I'm sorry,
but I got plans.
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Hey, maybe you should
go work on your tan.
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Skank!
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Aah!
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♪♪♪
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Okay, here you go.
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Egg whites only.
No yolks...
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They're bad for you.
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But the yellow part
is the baby bird.
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That's the part
I wanna eat.
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Sorry.
Too much cholesterol.
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Which also means
no bacon.
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00:12:07,824 --> 00:12:10,830
Just good old
heart-healthy ham.
262
00:12:12,593 --> 00:12:14,877
Mmm!
263
00:12:17,201 --> 00:12:19,205
Bacon.
264
00:12:22,852 --> 00:12:26,579
That is so good.
265
00:12:26,618 --> 00:12:29,343
That is so much
better than ham.
266
00:12:30,747 --> 00:12:34,112
And for you...
My famous
267
00:12:34,152 --> 00:12:37,278
chocolate-chip caramel
whipped cream pancakes.
268
00:12:38,601 --> 00:12:40,444
Mom, you're not
gonna bribe me
269
00:12:40,485 --> 00:12:42,128
into staying home
from school
270
00:12:42,167 --> 00:12:44,611
with super-sweet
breakfast food.
271
00:12:44,652 --> 00:12:46,335
Where are
my sprinkles?
272
00:12:46,375 --> 00:12:49,942
No, no. The pancakes
are an apology.
273
00:12:49,982 --> 00:12:52,907
I overreacted before. Of
course you have to go to school.
274
00:12:52,947 --> 00:12:55,552
So that's it?
It's no guilt?
275
00:12:55,593 --> 00:12:57,596
That's right.
276
00:12:57,636 --> 00:13:01,122
What a nice
warm family moment.
277
00:13:01,163 --> 00:13:03,287
Let's celebrate...
278
00:13:03,326 --> 00:13:04,929
With bacon.
279
00:13:08,096 --> 00:13:10,059
Mmm!
280
00:13:11,302 --> 00:13:13,585
Bacon.
281
00:13:13,625 --> 00:13:15,709
♪♪♪
282
00:13:15,750 --> 00:13:17,673
Steven, how could you go out
with another girl
283
00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:19,316
when I chose you?
284
00:13:19,356 --> 00:13:22,202
Jackie, when I said choose
between me and kelso,
285
00:13:22,241 --> 00:13:24,446
I meant choose me,
right then.
286
00:13:24,486 --> 00:13:26,530
Making me sit around
and wait it out is immature.
287
00:13:26,570 --> 00:13:28,454
I want what I want
when I want it.
288
00:13:28,493 --> 00:13:30,337
What is so immature
about that?
289
00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:32,220
Forget it, Jackie.
290
00:13:32,261 --> 00:13:34,225
Maybe you're just
not my type.
291
00:13:34,264 --> 00:13:37,630
Whoa. That was rough.
292
00:13:37,670 --> 00:13:39,274
Even I've had a better day
than you
293
00:13:39,314 --> 00:13:41,637
and my head swelled up
to 5 times its normal size.
294
00:13:41,678 --> 00:13:44,603
♪♪♪
295
00:13:44,644 --> 00:13:46,567
Oh, my god, Donna.
296
00:13:46,607 --> 00:13:48,451
Madison has
a course called
297
00:13:48,491 --> 00:13:50,053
"the social
significance
298
00:13:50,094 --> 00:13:52,458
of jedi culture."
299
00:13:54,942 --> 00:13:57,147
Mom, why are you
doing laundry?
300
00:13:57,186 --> 00:13:59,030
It's almost midnight.
301
00:13:59,071 --> 00:14:00,393
Well, with your dad
not working,
302
00:14:00,433 --> 00:14:02,133
I had to pick up a double
shift at the hospital.
303
00:14:02,156 --> 00:14:05,602
It's the only time
I have to do it.
304
00:14:05,643 --> 00:14:08,447
Okay, don't do this.
305
00:14:08,488 --> 00:14:09,890
Do what?
306
00:14:09,931 --> 00:14:11,189
Come down here
in the middle of the night
307
00:14:11,213 --> 00:14:13,136
doing laundry,
looking like hell.
308
00:14:13,176 --> 00:14:14,218
Oh, excuse me.
309
00:14:14,258 --> 00:14:15,460
No, I...
310
00:14:15,501 --> 00:14:17,705
I'm just saying,
you're trying
311
00:14:17,745 --> 00:14:19,147
to make me feel
guilty for leaving,
312
00:14:19,187 --> 00:14:21,993
and it's not gonna
work. I can't stay here.
313
00:14:22,032 --> 00:14:25,239
Okay? I have to go
off and live my life.
314
00:14:25,279 --> 00:14:26,561
I deserve that.
315
00:14:26,601 --> 00:14:28,085
Mom, I deserve a chance!
316
00:14:28,124 --> 00:14:31,251
Okay, okay. No need
to use your squeaky voice.
317
00:14:34,817 --> 00:14:36,700
I understand that you
have to leave.
318
00:14:36,741 --> 00:14:38,664
I have bigger things
to worry about
319
00:14:38,704 --> 00:14:39,985
than making you feel guilty.
320
00:14:44,234 --> 00:14:46,359
Eric, if you feel like
you need to stay,
321
00:14:46,398 --> 00:14:47,881
I mean, we can talk about...
322
00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:50,125
No, no.
323
00:14:50,165 --> 00:14:53,051
We're leaving next week
and that's final.
324
00:14:53,091 --> 00:14:55,215
Okay.
325
00:15:02,267 --> 00:15:05,554
Yeah, it's bacon.
326
00:15:05,594 --> 00:15:07,357
And I don't care if you tell
your mother.
327
00:15:07,397 --> 00:15:09,281
She doesn't scare me.
328
00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:12,246
Eric, I almost forgot...
329
00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:14,811
♪♪♪
330
00:15:14,851 --> 00:15:17,015
How could Steven say
I'm not his type?
331
00:15:17,055 --> 00:15:19,780
I'm everybody's type.
That's my thing.
332
00:15:19,820 --> 00:15:21,904
Well, at least
you don't have to worry
333
00:15:21,945 --> 00:15:24,109
about me chasing
after you anymore.
334
00:15:24,149 --> 00:15:25,631
I mean, most of the stuff
you and Hyde
335
00:15:25,671 --> 00:15:27,675
used to argue about I
didn't even understand,
336
00:15:27,715 --> 00:15:29,456
which makes me think that you've
become a complicated woman,
337
00:15:29,479 --> 00:15:32,123
and I don't want
none of that.
338
00:15:32,163 --> 00:15:34,288
So you're really okay
with us just being friends?
339
00:15:34,327 --> 00:15:37,253
Yeah. I release you.
340
00:15:40,058 --> 00:15:42,863
Fly, little bird.
341
00:15:42,903 --> 00:15:44,626
Fly, fly away!
342
00:15:48,634 --> 00:15:50,598
That was you.
343
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:55,005
Michael, do you think
I'm immature?
344
00:15:55,045 --> 00:15:57,570
No, you're almost
fully grown.
345
00:15:57,611 --> 00:16:00,055
Well...
346
00:16:00,095 --> 00:16:01,818
Steven thinks so.
347
00:16:01,858 --> 00:16:04,022
Apparently, I'm immature,
348
00:16:04,063 --> 00:16:06,627
and that skank in the leather
jacket is what, cool?
349
00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:08,551
Well, I can be cool.
350
00:16:08,591 --> 00:16:10,073
People can change.
351
00:16:10,114 --> 00:16:12,158
Olivia Newton-John did it
for John Travolta,
352
00:16:12,198 --> 00:16:14,562
and that movie
was totally realistic.
353
00:16:22,497 --> 00:16:23,499
Wow!
354
00:16:23,539 --> 00:16:24,500
Yowza!
355
00:16:24,541 --> 00:16:25,863
Yummy.
356
00:16:28,227 --> 00:16:29,710
Jackie?
357
00:16:29,750 --> 00:16:31,393
Tell me about it,
Steve.
358
00:16:37,524 --> 00:16:39,608
♪ I got chills ♪
359
00:16:39,649 --> 00:16:42,132
♪ they're multiplyin' ♪
360
00:16:42,173 --> 00:16:46,060
♪ and I'm losin' control ♪
361
00:16:46,101 --> 00:16:50,308
♪ for the power
you're supplyin' ♪
362
00:16:50,348 --> 00:16:52,112
♪ it's electrifyin' ♪
363
00:16:54,917 --> 00:16:56,880
♪ you'd better shape up ♪
364
00:16:56,920 --> 00:16:59,806
♪ 'cause I need a man ♪
365
00:16:59,846 --> 00:17:02,932
♪ and my heart is set
on you ♪
366
00:17:02,972 --> 00:17:05,336
♪ you better shape up ♪
367
00:17:05,376 --> 00:17:07,741
♪ you better understand ♪
368
00:17:07,781 --> 00:17:11,268
♪ to my heart,
I must be true ♪
369
00:17:11,307 --> 00:17:14,192
♪ nothing left,
nothing left for me to do ♪
370
00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:17,078
♪ you're the one that I want ♪
371
00:17:17,118 --> 00:17:18,281
♪ ooh, ooh, ooh, honey ♪
372
00:17:18,321 --> 00:17:20,284
♪ the one that I want ♪
373
00:17:20,324 --> 00:17:21,807
♪ you are the one
I want ♪
374
00:17:21,847 --> 00:17:23,650
♪ ooh, ooh, ooh, honey ♪
375
00:17:23,690 --> 00:17:25,855
♪ the one that I want ♪
376
00:17:25,894 --> 00:17:26,937
♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
377
00:17:26,977 --> 00:17:29,381
♪ the one I need ♪
378
00:17:29,420 --> 00:17:30,744
♪ oh, yes, indeed ♪
379
00:17:30,784 --> 00:17:33,710
♪ yes, indeed ♪♪
380
00:17:33,749 --> 00:17:35,673
Oh, Jackie,
you're so much cooler
381
00:17:35,713 --> 00:17:38,117
than that skank
I was with before.
382
00:17:38,157 --> 00:17:39,641
Please take me back.
383
00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:41,501
'Cause we belong together,
like bop-bobba-loo-ba,
384
00:17:41,524 --> 00:17:43,568
sha-walla, she-bang,
she-bang.
385
00:17:45,331 --> 00:17:48,897
Oh, the whole gang
is back together again.
386
00:17:55,710 --> 00:17:58,475
Are you gonna sing?
387
00:17:59,878 --> 00:18:03,485
'Cause I've heard
you sing and...
388
00:18:03,525 --> 00:18:05,968
You're not gonna sing,
are you?
389
00:18:06,009 --> 00:18:07,812
No, but I'm gonna get
Steven back,
390
00:18:07,853 --> 00:18:09,456
whatever it takes.
391
00:18:09,496 --> 00:18:11,739
And I'm gonna get me a pair
of those black satin pants,
392
00:18:11,779 --> 00:18:13,143
'cause I look good
in those.
393
00:18:19,433 --> 00:18:20,837
Mom?
394
00:18:20,877 --> 00:18:23,120
Fabric softener! I'm up!
395
00:18:24,724 --> 00:18:26,848
Mrs. Forman,
are you okay?
396
00:18:26,888 --> 00:18:30,053
Oh, sure. Oh, god.
I'm late for work.
397
00:18:30,094 --> 00:18:31,737
You're working tonight?
398
00:18:31,776 --> 00:18:33,901
Well, honey, nights can be
our busiest time.
399
00:18:33,941 --> 00:18:36,746
Lots of people stroke out
after a big salty dinner.
400
00:18:39,150 --> 00:18:41,074
But you worked all day.
401
00:18:41,114 --> 00:18:43,158
I know. I gotta go.
402
00:18:43,198 --> 00:18:45,643
Okay, there's food in the...
Oh, who am I kidding?
403
00:18:45,683 --> 00:18:47,727
There's no food.
404
00:18:54,940 --> 00:18:57,865
They can't do this to me.
405
00:18:57,905 --> 00:19:01,312
They cannot do this to me.
I gotta get out of here.
406
00:19:01,352 --> 00:19:03,356
Of all the people
in the history of the world
407
00:19:03,396 --> 00:19:04,695
that have ever had
to get anywhere,
408
00:19:04,718 --> 00:19:05,937
it is me having to get
the hell out of here!
409
00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:07,724
I have to go!
410
00:19:14,376 --> 00:19:16,018
I have to stay.
411
00:19:22,270 --> 00:19:25,316
Donna, I'm sorry.
412
00:19:25,357 --> 00:19:27,361
Sorry? Eric, I think
it's amazing
413
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,725
that you'd do that
for your family.
414
00:19:32,209 --> 00:19:34,934
And, you know, we'll see
each other on weekends.
415
00:19:34,975 --> 00:19:38,460
Oh, so you're still going?
416
00:19:38,501 --> 00:19:41,788
Well...
417
00:19:41,827 --> 00:19:44,231
Yeah, I mean...
418
00:19:44,271 --> 00:19:46,476
Yeah.
419
00:19:46,516 --> 00:19:48,840
Yeah.
420
00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:52,167
No. Of course.
421
00:19:53,849 --> 00:19:55,733
Oh, come on.
422
00:19:55,773 --> 00:19:59,540
I think I know something that
might make you feel better.
423
00:19:59,580 --> 00:20:01,945
Hey, um...
424
00:20:01,985 --> 00:20:03,828
Can we just like...
425
00:20:03,868 --> 00:20:07,275
Could we just sit
for a while?
426
00:20:07,314 --> 00:20:09,318
Yeah, sure.
427
00:20:19,657 --> 00:20:23,024
Sit for a while?
428
00:20:23,064 --> 00:20:25,869
If I hadn't found this bacon,
I'd be really pissed off.
429
00:20:25,909 --> 00:20:28,835
♪♪♪
430
00:20:34,565 --> 00:20:35,904
I mean, just because
I don't wear dresses
431
00:20:35,927 --> 00:20:37,531
and I know
how to fix a car,
432
00:20:37,571 --> 00:20:39,351
it doesn't mean I don't like
to be told I'm pretty.
433
00:20:39,374 --> 00:20:42,139
Wow. It's like
I'm reading my own journal.
434
00:20:42,180 --> 00:20:43,983
I think you're pretty.
435
00:20:44,022 --> 00:20:45,986
I think
you're really pretty.
436
00:20:46,027 --> 00:20:47,870
I think you're pretty.
437
00:20:47,910 --> 00:20:49,513
Stop.
438
00:20:54,723 --> 00:20:57,408
Is this really happening?
439
00:20:57,448 --> 00:21:00,574
Shh! You'll break
the spell.
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