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Jackie, you clocked out
half an hour ago.
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Did you come back
to tell me something?
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Because I feel
the same way.
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I was waiting outside for Michael to
pick me up, but the idiot never showed.
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That's the third time
this week.
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Three strikes and he's out,
according to the rules of baseball...
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and love.
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Actually, it's four strikes,
if you count the time he showed up late...
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'cause he had to see how
The Jetsons ended.
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Man, first he goes behind your back
and takes that modeling job...
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and now this whole
Jetsons thing?
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No futuristic cartoon
could ever keep me from you.
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I just don't know
what's happening to us.
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Okay. Jackie,
you need to cheer up.
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And the first step to cheering up
is giving Todd a hug.
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- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.
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I am so glad
I went shopping today!
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- What do I do?
- Run like the wind!
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Eric!
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Did you get a haircut?
'Cause I love it.
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You look just like
Parker Stevenson.
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Really? 'Cause I told the guy
that he should... No, no, no!
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That's not gonna work,
tramp-face.
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I saw tongue.
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Okay, Eric, I know you and I don't
have the best relationship.
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- You mean, I hate you, and you hate me.
- Right.
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So, let's turn over a new leaf by you never
telling Michael what you think you just saw.
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Hmm.
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Or I could just torture you
with this information until I'm bored.
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- Eric!
- Okay, you know what? I'll make you a deal.
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You can buy two guaranteed hours
of silence...
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by carving this wheel of cheddar
into a handsome likeness of me.
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And... go.
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- Red, dinner's ready.
- Five more minutes, Kitty.
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A bunch of birds threw
a "crap on my Corvette" party.
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If I don't get it off,
the paint will oxidize. Oxidize!
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Why don't you just
put the car in the garage?
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Because if I put the car in the garage,
I can't see it from the dinner table!
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Kitty, don't give advice about
things you don't understand!
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Okay.
I'm the crazy one.
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Well, um, let's just
go ahead and eat.
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Oh, we're not
doing that yet?
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You know, ever since Red got his new car,
he can barely tear himself away from it.
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You better watch out, Kitty,
or you're gonna end up a Corvette widow.
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Oh, no, he loves that car.
He deserves it.
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The last treat he bought himself
was a pellet gun...
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to shoot the chipmunks
that were stealing our tomatoes.
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And I had to throw that away,
because it was giving him war nightmares.
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I'm glad
you threw it out.
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That thing hurt.
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Kitty, I know
what I'm talking about.
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As soon as my ex-husband got a boat,
it was like he forgot I even existed.
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So I divorced him,
took the boat...
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and spent a vigorous three-day weekend
on it with the harbormaster.
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I don't...
I don't think that's kitchen talk.
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Okay, okay.
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I saw Jackie... making out with the guy
from the cheese shop!
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The little dude!
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No way!
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Yup. But you're the only one I told,
so don't say a word to anyone.
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Okay, my little
Secret Squirrel?
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My lips are sealed.
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Good. 'Cause I knew
I could count on you.
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You always can.
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Think about it.
We hold information...
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that could crush the very heart and soul
of one of our best friends.
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I live for days like this!
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Oh, but just remember,
you're the only one I told.
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Your secret's safe with me.
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Well, you missed
a nice dinner.
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Joanne said
the funniest thing.
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She said I was gonna end up
a Corvette widow.
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Isn't that a kick?
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Oh, Kitty,
I wouldn't leave you for the car.
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Who'd make dinner?
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Oh, no.
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I think it's the time
to prove Joanne wrong.
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How are you gonna
prove Joanne wrong?
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What surprising and thoughtful deed
are you gonna do to prove Joanne wrong?
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I'm gonna prove
Joanne wrong by...
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taking you out...
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on a...
special date...
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soon.
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- Tomorrow.
- Good answer!
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Oh, hey, guys.
It's Kelso's loyal girlfriend, Jackie.
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Hi, Jackie!
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Okay, I'm not here to stay.
I just came to get Michael. Come on.
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Oh, no, stay.
We're just gonna hang out and fool around.
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We all know
how much you like to...
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fool around.
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Okay, Michael, come on.
Let's go to The Hub.
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No, I want to stay here
and fool around!
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So, hey, Jackie, how's it going
down at the cheese shop?
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You must be so tired from
giving it away at the mall.
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- What are you laughing at?
- I don't know. What are you laughing at?
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I don't know.
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- What are you laughing at?
- I don't know.
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What are you laughing at?
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I really don't know.
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- Come on, Michael. Let's go!
- No, let's stay.
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We could play Monopoly!
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Oh, but that wouldn't be much fun,
since we all know that... Jackie cheats.
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I do not!
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Oh, you do cheat.
We've all caught you.
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Red, this is supposed to be
our special date.
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There is nothing special
about an auto show!
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Oh, no? How 'bout it's special
'cause you're the only woman here.
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You're the queen
of the auto show!
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- Lord, grant me the serenity to accept...
- Oh, come on, Kitty.
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It'll be fun.
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You're always saying how we
should share each other's interests.
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I only said that to get you
to go to the Figurine Festival.
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Okay, I do. I want us to share our interests,
so... I'll start.
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Teach me about cars.
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I'm excited!
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That's my girl.
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Holy crap!
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Look at the paint job
on that T-bird.
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Wait here.
I'll be right back.
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Wait, wait.
Wait here?
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Well, someone's gotta guard the car.
Who better than the queen?
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Not on the bumper!
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Oh, Jackie, great. Just the person
I was looking for.
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Look, I've got this... itch
right above my shoulder.
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Be a good girl.
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Give...
Give a little scratch.
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Eric, I came here to talk to you
about what happened yesterday.
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Okay, but I can't hear you
if you're not scratchin'.
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Yeah!
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Things between me and Michael
have been weird lately...
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and when Todd kissed me, I guess I
just gave in 'cause I felt vulnerable.
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But I made
a terrible mistake.
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And I was hoping you'd
show me some compassion.
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Compassion. Wait, is that the feeling
you get when someone just shined your shoes?
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Because if so,
you are in luck.
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And... go.
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You know what?
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I don't think so.
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See, I may have kissed Todd...
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but you knew about it all along
and didn't tell Michael.
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And that is way worse
than what I did.
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Wait, what?
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Yeah. See, girlfriends
are supposed to lie.
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That's what we do.
145
00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:06,360
But best friends are supposed to be loyal,
and you weren't.
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So guess what? You're screwed,
'cause I'm telling Michael everything!
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- You wouldn't.
- Oh, I so would!
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah!
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah!
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Well... Well, this certainly
blew up in my face!
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When I tell Michael what you did,
he's gonna forget all about what I did.
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Unless I get to him first.
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You wouldn't.
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Well, to quote a certain manager-kissing
cheese maiden I know...
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"I so would!"
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And... go!
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- Not here!
- Damn it!
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Okay, Todd, like,
I know we kissed...
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and it was probably, like,
the best kiss you'll ever have.
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But it didn't mean anything,
and nothing's gonna come of it.
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So you're gonna have to get over me.
Oh, you know what?
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Please don't fire me,
because I really need this job.
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Okay? Great.
See you tomorrow!
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Look, Kelso,
I am so sorry!
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- Get out of my way.
- Wait, Michael!
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Great.
He hates me, right?
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No. He hates me.
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We didn't even
talk about you.
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I mean, I told him about the kiss,
and he just stormed off.
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I couldn't even
tell him I'm sorry.
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Okay, well... I'm not going
to feel sorry for you, so...
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Yeah. I mean,
y-you can't make me.
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I just love him so much.
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Oh, God.
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Okay, look.
Jackie.
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I-It's just
one kiss, right?
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That's not so bad.
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Just tell Kelso what you told me about,
you know, how you felt vulnerable and stuff.
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Now he doesn't even
want to see me.
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So, you know what?
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We'll go hang out in my basement
and wait for him to come by.
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He left his bouncy ball there, so, you know,
he's bound to be by sometime.
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You'd do that for me?
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As long as you promise
not to rat me out.
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Deal.
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So, friends?
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As long as you promise
not to tell people we're friends.
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You guys are never
gonna believe this.
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Jackie cheated on me.
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With the cheese guy!
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No!
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Yeah. I was just
as shocked as you are.
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Well, thank God
all she did was kiss him.
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Yeah.
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Wait. How do you know
all she did was kiss him?
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Kiss?
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Gee, I...
I didn't say "kiss."
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Don't make fun of my accent.
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That cheese guy's lucky he's a little fella,
or I'd kick his ass.
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Just, boom!
Right in the ass!
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00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:55,500
Hey, man, you gotta
kick his ass.
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Like, on Fantasy Island...
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if Tattoo took one of Mr. Roarke's women
up to his little tower and put it to her...
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Roarke would slap that little dude
like a drunk Southern widow!
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Then he'd hit him off
with some vicious voodoo.
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Voodoo on Tattoo.
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Voodoo.
Tattoo.
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Peekaboo.
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Honeydew.
Kung fu.
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Koo-koo-ka-choo.
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I'm done.
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Well, look who's finally back.
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While you were gone, some guy came by
to compliment me on my headlights.
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Pretty sure he wasn't
talkin' about the car!
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I got us funnel cakes!
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It's like a second honeymoon.
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Kitty, not in the car.
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Hey, nice Vette.
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00:15:05,380 --> 00:15:07,420
You should come see
the custom job I did on mine.
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Cost me three grand
and a marriage.
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- Three grand?
- And a marriage!
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I'll only be a minute, Kitty.
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What are you lookin' at,
gearhead?
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Your ass is mine,
cheese puff!
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How did you know
my nickname?
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00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:50,780
Wait, your nickname's
cheese puff?
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Stay focused.
Kick his ass!
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Yeah, right.
Good. Yeah.
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What do you think you're doing
kissing my girlfriend huh? Huh?
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Well, maybe if you paid more attention
to that gorgeous creature...
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than your little modeling gig,
it wouldn't have happened.
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Little?
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That picture sold hundreds of young men's
briefs all over the greater Kenosha area!
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00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:16,740
It's true. I bought three pairs.
Very supportive.
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Yeah, so look.
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I know you're a little fella, but I can't
let you go around kissin' my girlfriend.
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So you're gonna
have to take a punch.
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I understand.
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00:16:33,820 --> 00:16:37,140
That didn't look
like it hurt him at all.
240
00:16:37,220 --> 00:16:39,060
Well, I guess
it's my turn.
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Okay. I didn't mean to scare you,
little guy.
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I'm a black belt.
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All right!
Didn't see that coming!
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Thanks to your
funnel-cake accident...
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I'll have to spend half the night
cleaning out the car.
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Well, I hope you two
will be very happy together.
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Mrs. Forman! Mrs. Forman,
I have a black eye, and I need ice!
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I'm not doing anything else
for men today.
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- Just go away.
- No. I'm not gonna go away.
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I'm having a really bad day.
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00:17:19,260 --> 00:17:21,620
I got decked by a guy
who kissed Jackie.
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He was huge.
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And she thinks that it was okay to kiss him,
because I've been ignorin' her for work.
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Which I barely did!
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And I got a black eye,
and I need someone to care about me!
256
00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:35,620
Well, well, well.
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00:17:35,700 --> 00:17:38,060
Michael ignored Jackie,
and she kissed another boy.
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That is completely different!
259
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:44,460
He ignored her for a stupid job.
I ignored you for a car!
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00:17:44,540 --> 00:17:47,860
- Crap.
- Oh, burn!
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00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:51,140
How many times
you want to get hit today?
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Kitty, I'm sorry.
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Next time, I'll be happy
to forget about the car...
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and go to whatever figurine...
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quilting, macram�,
man-killing thing you want to do.
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00:18:11,820 --> 00:18:15,460
Actually, there's a knitting bee
at the community center right now.
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You're kidding.
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And you know what they say
about those knitters:
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They spin quite a yarn!
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00:18:26,140 --> 00:18:28,420
You know what would really
teach me a lesson?
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Leaving me at home to, you know,
think about what I've done.
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If you're not in that car in two seconds,
I'll make you carry my knitting basket.
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00:18:37,100 --> 00:18:39,620
Coming, dear.
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00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:43,140
Wait, wait, wait.
So Kelso got beat up?
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Yeah, by the little dude
at the cheese shop.
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It was awesome, man.
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Like a hurricane of tiny fists.
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00:18:53,180 --> 00:18:57,060
All right, look. Jackie, here's the deal.
You cheated on me.
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00:18:57,140 --> 00:18:59,860
- You used to cheat on me all the time!
- Yeah?
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00:18:59,900 --> 00:19:02,100
Well, yeah.
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00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:08,140
But you cheated out of hate,
and I cheated out of joy.
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00:19:09,540 --> 00:19:11,580
I didn't cheat
out of hate, Michael.
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I cheated because lately,
you've been acting like I don't exist.
284
00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:18,020
Well, I sure know you exist
now that you Frenched the whole mall!
285
00:19:19,940 --> 00:19:22,540
Look, I know that
I need to pay more attention to you...
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00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:24,460
and I want to forgive you...
287
00:19:24,540 --> 00:19:27,820
but I have all this anger built up
inside of me and nowhere to put it.
288
00:19:30,580 --> 00:19:34,620
Eric knew about the kiss
all along and didn't tell you.
289
00:19:38,300 --> 00:19:40,220
- You knew?
- Jackie.
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00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:42,260
What'd you expect?
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00:19:43,780 --> 00:19:45,660
You're a dead man, Forman!
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00:19:45,700 --> 00:19:47,660
Get him, Michael!
293
00:19:53,420 --> 00:19:56,820
Well, guys, uh,
just so you're up to speed...
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00:19:56,900 --> 00:20:00,140
I knew about the kiss all along.
295
00:20:02,140 --> 00:20:06,820
Eric told me.
He made me his Secret Squirrel.
296
00:20:09,420 --> 00:20:14,100
What? That dill-hole said
I was the only one he told.
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00:20:14,140 --> 00:20:16,780
- Me too!
- Me too!
298
00:20:16,860 --> 00:20:20,060
It was hilarious. You guys should've seen it.
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00:20:20,140 --> 00:20:23,220
Kelso's foot got stuck
in a gopher hole, and... and...
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00:20:23,260 --> 00:20:26,380
Hey, w... w-why are you guys
all looking at me like that?
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00:20:27,740 --> 00:20:31,540
I was your Secret Squirrel?
You son of a bitch!
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00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:36,180
Get him!
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00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:52,240
The '58's the only one
with the chrome detail.
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00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:55,040
Mmm.
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00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:06,280
Men and cars.
Never got it, never will.
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