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Read all about it!
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"Skinny Dill-hole
Talks Like an Idiot"?
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Yeah, yeah. I read it.
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No. Guess who was voted
Point Place High's Most Eligible Viking?
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Tommy Larkin?
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Well, he is dreamy.
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No. Me, thank you
very much.
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Congratulations, Eric. I guess this
opens up a whole new world for you...
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one where you can
actually date chicks.
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And don't think I haven't
already thought of that, my friend.
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Bachelorina Number One...
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I've been diagnosed with a disease
that makes me irresistible to women.
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If you were my doctor,
what would you do to treat me?
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I'd order you to stay in bed
for three weeks...
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with me.
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Uh-oh. I'm feeling
better already.
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- Bachelorina Number Two?
- Well...
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I'd have you strip down
for a complete physical.
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Well, then I guess we know...
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what's up, Doc.
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Number Three?
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I'd write you
a prescription for love...
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and tell you to take me
three times a day.
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Careful, I might O.D.
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Well, Eric...
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it's time to choose.
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Which one of these luscious,
fawning chicks will it be?
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Gosh, they all sound so great.
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I can't decide.
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Well, that's okay. You're Point
Place High's Most Eligible Viking.
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You can have them all!
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How tremendously fair!
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Kelso, tell Eric
what he gets.
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Bachelorina Number One...
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is a hot cheerleader.
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Bachelorina Number Two
is a hot cheerleader.
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Bachelorina Number Three
is a hot gymnast...
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who used to be
a hot cheerleader.
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Well, until next time...
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this is Eric's jealous friend Hyde saying,
"I wish I was Eric Forman."
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So long!
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Forman, don't put me in your fantasies.
I don't even like being in your real life.
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You can put me in your fantasies.
I don't mind.
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I don't have
a lot going on.
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Oh, hey, Donna.
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Hey, um, did you see
the school paper?
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Oh, yeah. Field hockey team's
going to state. Whoo-hoo!
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Uh-oh. Looks like someone
doesn't wanna talk about...
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the new Most Eligible Viking.
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Look, Donna,
this whole, uh...
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"Most Eligible" thing has
really taught me something.
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Um, I'm pretty.
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So, what do you say...
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like, we officially
start dating other people?
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Oh, I've been waiting
for your permission.
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And can I stay out past 9:00,
please, please?
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As long as you're gonna be cool
when you see me with...
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one, two or seven of
Point Place's juiciest tomatoes.
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It's just like old times...
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Eric and Donna talking about
meaningless crap that affects only them.
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I've missed it so.
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I have missed it.
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I don't have a lot going on.
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Hey, look here.
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That '58 Corvette down
at the used-car lot is still for sale.
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Oh, and look here. That diamond bracelet
down at the mall is still for sale.
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Hey, Red, get this.
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A while back, I'm in my car crying,
'cause Midgie was gone...
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and I kept having to reach
into the glove box for tissues.
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Oh, that's dangerous.
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One time I had to blow my nose. Nearly
hit that cockeyed girl down the street.
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I could've sworn
she was lookin' right at me.
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So I attached a box of tissues
to the sun visor...
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sold the idea for a bundle,
and voil�.
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The Weeper Keeper was born.
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Oh, God.
Are you rich again?
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Yep.
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I'm back to my
I-can-buy-anything-I-want former self.
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Just picked up two sombreros
and a case of Lik-m-aid.
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Where are you gonna wear
a sombrero, Bob?
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Where won't I wear it?
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Okay, you guys, which one
of these lucky ladies...
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gets to go out with
Point Place High's Most Eligible Viking?
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Start with the gymnastics team,
but go with the second string...
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just as limber
and somethin' to prove.
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- How about her?
- Yeah, I made out with her once.
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Okay, I don't want my tongue
where Kelso's tongue has been.
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Oh, you better stay away
from your mom then.
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I was kidding!
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- What about her?
- Hey, I know her, man.
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She's not all there,
if you know what I mean.
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- She's a space case, huh?
- No, she's missing a toe.
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Oh, you guys. There's that girl Emily.
Problem solved.
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Excuse me, fellas.
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- Hey, Emily.
- Oh, hi, Eric.
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- I saw your name in the paper.
- God, that totally slipped my mind...
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although I think I have a copy right here.
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Look at him.
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Donna, you have to start dating,
or you're gonna look pathetic.
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And I'm gonna look pathetic
for being seen with you.
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I know.
I'll set you up.
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Uh-uh. Mm-mmm.
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- Okay, if you don't wanna do this, just say so.
- I don't wanna do it.
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Oh, you don't know
what you want.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Rhonda just said she has something special
to share with me tomorrow night.
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It can only mean that
we're going to do it!
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No, no, no. Listen to me.
I need a place to do it...
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roomy and cheap.
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Just like my Rhonda.
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You can use the Fotohut, man.
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I'm always happy to lend it out
for deflowering and bar mitzvahs.
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Thank you, Leo.
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Tomorrow night,
Fez becomes a man.
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Oh, so it is a bar mitzvah.
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Well, Bob, thanks for insisting
on coming along.
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So, Red, what's so special
about this thing?
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It's barely got a trunk.
Where do you put the groceries?
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This car isn't
about groceries.
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It's about freedom.
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Speaking of freedom,
they got free doughnuts.
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So long, dumb-ass!
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- Hey, Red.
- Hey. Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, there's plenty
of leg room in here. Oh.
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Glad you like it.
I just bought it.
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You what?
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Yeah, I'm pickin' it up
tomorrow.
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Sure hope that trunk
will hold my sombreros.
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Oh, is it my turn?
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Oh, funny, 'cause tonight
is also my turn... Ah! To do it.
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Guess what, Eric?
Donna has a date tonight too.
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Yep, yep, yep. Mm-hmm.
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I set her up with
Michael's older brother, Casey.
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Oh, man, Donna's going outwith Casey Kelso?
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Casey "What's the big deal?
It's just a misdemeanor" Kelso?
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Man, that's gonna be
the best bad date ever.
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Hey, we should hide
in the trunk.
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Oh, like Sprytle
and Chimchim!
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Oh, my God. I would pay
to see that date.
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Oh, uh...
"So, Casey...
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what are your thoughts
on feminism?"
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"Well, Donna, I think
it can munch my butt."
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Oh.
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All right. Hey.
My brother's not that bad, okay?
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He taught us lot of good,
useful stuff about chicks...
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like, the bigger the boobs,
the smaller the brain.
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That's a timeless truth.
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I'll tell you another
timeless truth.
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I'm going to do it!
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I don't know why I let you
set me up with Casey Kelso.
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From what I remember,
he's, like, a Kelso.
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Ooh, he's here.
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Okay, come on.
Try to look pretty.
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That's it? That's all
I get is a honk?
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What kind of a jerk
won't even come to the door?
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Oh, my God. Casey?
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Hey, Pinciotti.
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Man, you really
grew into those legs.
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Yeah. And you...
Your arms seem bigger.
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You...
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- So you ready to roll?
- Roll? I'm ready.
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We're gonna roll.
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Fez, honey,
what are you...
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Did you come for cake?
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No, I... Do you have cake?
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No, no, no. I came... I came here
because I have this... friend.
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Oh, really?
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What's his name?
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Name? Uh...
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Johnny...
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Table.
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And what's
Johnny Table's problem?
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Well, he and his girlfriend are about to
do something very special for the first time.
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You mean, they're going
to engage in...
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Putt-putt.
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They are going...
They're going to putt-putt.
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And-And-And she has
putted around quite a bit.
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But-But he is a virgin,
uh, putter...
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a-a virgin putter.
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- He has never putted.
- I see.
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And my friend, uh...
Ay.
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- Johnny Table?
- Yes.
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Um, he cannot talk
to Eric or Kelso or Hyde...
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because they make fun of me...
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him... Johnny...
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Table.
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So he's coming to you.
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Well, honey, you tell Johnny Table
to be respectful...
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and wear a condom.
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- Thank you, Mrs. Forman. That's good advice.
- Mm-hmm.
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- So, um, may I have my piece of cake now?
- Mm-hmm.
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And one for Johnny Table.
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So when my dad saw that I had broken
the TV with the bowling ball, I said...
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"You fix it, dumb-ass."
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Ah, it shut him up.
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You know, Eric,
I've had a crush on you for so long.
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Well, since the paper came out.
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Oh, right,
the Most Eligible Viking.
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Well, that's just
good reporting.
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I can't believe you're Kelso's brother.
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I mean,
you're nothing like him.
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'Cause he's, like...
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And you're all...
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- Hey, you want a cold one?
- Okay.
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Thanks.
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This is fun.
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I've been spending, like, way too much time
worrying about my mom and stuff.
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Hey, I learned something
in the army.
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When things are tough...
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turn up the music
and crack open another beer.
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Yeah, you mean, like,
things will eventually get better?
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I don't know about that. But if they
don't, at least you'll have a beer.
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Red, guess what?
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I went down to pay for my Corvette, and
some jerk-wad bought it out from under me.
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Oh. Well, that's
a tough break, Bob.
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But you know what would
make you feel better?
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A look at my new Corvette.
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Oh, my goodness, it's beautiful.
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You bought my car?
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That doesn't make me
feel better, Red.
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I'm sorry. Did I say
make you feel better?
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I meant make me
feel better.
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Leo, thanks for letting me
use the Fotohut...
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for my date with Rhonda.
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And when I say date, I mean...
Do it!
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- Hi, Fez.
- Rhonda, you look beautiful.
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Well, I'll leave you two with
the same advice my father gave me:
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"Get a job, dopehead."
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So, here we are.
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You know, Fez, I've been
with a lot of guys.
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You're more special
than any of them.
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Now, I've cleared a space
right over here...
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And-And because I care
about you and about us...
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I wanna wait.
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Wait?
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Rhonda, hear me now:
Things are turning blue.
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But... But-But, Fez,
I love ya.
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But... But!
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Oh, I love you too.
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- Really?
- Yes, damn it.
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So, if you want to wait,
we'll wait.
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Ah, come here,
Cocoa Puff.
244
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Yeah, this is nice.
245
00:17:50,620 --> 00:17:53,580
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have to go sit in the snow.
246
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:04,980
So, anyway, I just turn
to my dad and I say...
247
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"Yes, I am some sort of wiseass."
248
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Well, shut him up.
249
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Anyway, this was fun.
250
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- Call me?
- Okay.
251
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Hey, Emily!
252
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- On the phone, silly.
- All right.
253
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I am silly.
254
00:18:31,580 --> 00:18:34,500
Hey, Foreplay,
is that you?
255
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"Foreplay."
I forgot about that.
256
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- Come here, little guy.
- Okay, all right.
257
00:18:44,140 --> 00:18:45,980
Okay, all right.
Good to see you.
258
00:18:46,060 --> 00:18:48,340
Okay. Okay, all right.
Okay. Okay.
259
00:18:52,260 --> 00:18:54,180
Man, you haven't
changed a bit.
260
00:18:55,460 --> 00:18:58,060
You still got
that haircut, huh?
261
00:19:00,260 --> 00:19:02,140
No.
262
00:19:03,940 --> 00:19:07,780
So, uh, they let you
out of the army, huh?
263
00:19:07,860 --> 00:19:12,100
Yeah. It was kinda like they were
always tryin' to tell me what to do.
264
00:19:13,180 --> 00:19:15,380
Hey, uh,
Pinciotti tells me...
265
00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:17,460
you and her used to go out,
but you dumped her.
266
00:19:17,540 --> 00:19:21,340
Well, yeah. But it was kind of
complicated with the ring.
267
00:19:21,380 --> 00:19:23,820
- And we talked, but she...
- Yeah, it's a great story.
268
00:19:26,260 --> 00:19:29,540
- Anyhow, I'll see you around, Pinciotti.
- Okay.
269
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You too, Foreplay.
270
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Yeah, okay.
271
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Ooh, Casey Kelso, huh?
272
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Better luck next time.
273
00:19:41,900 --> 00:19:44,460
No, actually, I think I might
go out with him again.
274
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Okay!
275
00:19:53,140 --> 00:19:55,020
What...
276
00:19:56,580 --> 00:19:58,500
Okay.
277
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But, um, I have just
two words for you:
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Donna Kelso.
279
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See ya.
280
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What... No! But think
of the children!
281
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Little redheaded morons.
282
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They'd have to go to special schools.
It'd be expensive.
283
00:20:27,580 --> 00:20:29,780
Donna and Casey?
284
00:20:35,020 --> 00:20:37,420
He's a Kelso!
285
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Behold, my friends.
286
00:20:43,140 --> 00:20:46,620
Your lovable foreign exchange
student Fez has done it...
287
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with a woman.
288
00:20:54,140 --> 00:20:56,100
Fine. I'm still a virgin!
289
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You forced it out of me.
290
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Stop looking at me!
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