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[twinkling chimes]
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[dramatic instrumental music playing]
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[automated voice on GPS]
Turn right in point two miles.
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[cell phone vibrating]
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[AJ]
People always think they're hiding shit.
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They think I don't see.
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They're wrong.
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I see everything.
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Everything.
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I only pretend I don't
so they can pretend I don't.
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I'm cool that way.
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[cell phone continues vibrating]
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[AJ] But nobody's fooling nobody
except themselves.
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Turn! Turn! You're passing the club. Hey!
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-[horn blares]
-[tires screech]
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[automated voice] ...your destination.
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[horn honking]
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The Waze lady was like, "Turn in 50 feet.
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Turn. Turn now.
You have arrived at your destination.
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Turn. Turn now.
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You have arrived at your destination."
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["Walk It Off" playing]
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[AJ] Turn. Turn now.
You have arrived at your destination.
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-Turn. Turn..."
-[Robert] Bad news is I missed the turn.
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The good news is you've got
a bright future as the next Waze lady.
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[Robert sighs]
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Louisville, hellller.
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You were, like, completely gone, dude.
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Where were you?
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Hopefully someplace
where I still had some money
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and a life worth living.
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Aww! Poor you!
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-[Robert] Yes, poor me.
-No!
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Something died in there.
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Ah. It's the booty pads.
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-Ugh. [imitates retching]
-[Robert laughs]
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See? They give Ruby the junk in her trunk,
but ooh-wee!
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[sniffs] They sure do smell like funk.
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Ugh! Oh, I'm dying.
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Well, don't die.
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We'll find a laundromat and give 'em
a little twirl and a swirl, okay?
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-[AJ continues retching]
-[Robert] Let me wash my face,
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-and we'll go in.
-[AJ] Too late.
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Butt-crack smell... too strong. Bleh!
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What are you looking at?
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Nothing.
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["Walk It Off" playing]
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There's good news and bad news
about this club.
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The good news is
the backstage is really roomy,
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so I don't have to get ready in the RV.
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-The bad news--
-Run by vampires?
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[laughs]
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I wish.
Then at least we'd be safe during the day.
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These girls aren't very welcoming
to headliners from out of town.
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So be nice,
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'cause if you start any trouble,
these girls--
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Will cut a bitch?
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Will and have.
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Hey, where are you?
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Oh man, your face is down in the dirt.
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There must be a Maya Angelou poem
about this.
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-Aren't you gonna move your picture up?
-No. I'm not gonna stoop to their level.
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You're closer. You get it.
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[AJ] Who's Maya Angelou?
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[Robert] Another name
for your Google list. Here.
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I don't know where they got
this picture of me.
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In all the ones I sent,
I don't have pores.
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[performer 1]
Girl, and I had read the shit out of her.
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-[chuckles] Hi.
-Oh.
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-Ruby.
-Hey, girl.
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Well, welcome back.
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How is Louisville treating y'all?
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-Wonderful.
-Fabulous.
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-Living the life.
-[Robert chuckles] Glad to hear it.
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All right, which one of you bitches
moved his picture down to the bottom?
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Oh, the wind must have blew it down there.
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Yeah, global warming and shit.
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Sure. El Niño, you better don't.
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-[chuckles]
-Oh, Ruby, who's this?
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-Your new manager?
-[AJ] No.
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I'm your worst nightmare.
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[chuckles] This is AJ,
a friend's daughter,
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and... she's not your worst nightmare,
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she's my worst nightmare.
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I thought natural lighting was
your worst nightmare?
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[chuckles]
I see this is still Brian's area.
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I'll sit here, then.
I always sit next to Brian.
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Brian? Brian who?
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Girl, he's been gone
for months and months.
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-But then, who's doing Cher?
-[scoffs] We take turns.
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-Oh!
-No!
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Oh!
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Oh, that was great. Now do Cher.
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Well, where is Brian? Is he all right.
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Oh, no one's sure.
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Just keeps calling in under the weather.
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Maybe Epstein-Barr.
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Maybe depression.
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I guess turning back time every night
for 15 years wears a body down.
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Well, I'm Kevin Prescott.
I'm the new club manager.
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What happened to sweet old Larry?
He was always so warm and welcoming.
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Oh, he gone.
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-Too warm.
-Too welcoming.
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Hm. I've never heard of a Larry,
but they hired me.
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I answered an ad online.
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And thank God. I was so done with nursing.
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Cancer, I get it. [chuckles]
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And as manager,
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I'm worried about this underage person
being in a place that sells liquor.
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Oh, well, she stays backstage.
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O-Okay, why does she stay backstage?
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I'm doing a report this summer
on drag in America.
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I'm getting school credit.
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Well, as long as it's for school,
I guess it's okay. [chuckles]
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Y'all be sure to do your tucks
in the bathroom.
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Well, here's something
for your school report.
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Louisville has
the best drag queens in America,
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and we don't need any help
from a dilettante from New York City.
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Great suggestion.
Now, spell "dilettante" for her.
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D-I-L-ettante.
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[chuckles]
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Is there a bathroom here
that doesn't stick like his smelly butts?
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What an unfortunate series of words
in a sentence.
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Follow me.
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And if there's another coffee run, I'm in.
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[door closes]
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-["Ruby Is Red Hot" ringtone playing]
-Oh.
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Excuse me, ladies. I have to step away.
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♪ Nonstop, who's got what I got? ♪
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Step all the way back
to where you came from.
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-Girl.
-[laughs] Girl.
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-Girrrrrl.
-[all laugh]
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Child, I can't even.
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-I've got a real situation here.
-[chuckles] Well, get in line.
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I got a whole day of work left
on this gown,
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and that queen will be here any minute
to pick it up.
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Why are you so far behind?
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You're not stoning stoned again, are you?
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I did that once. Thirty times, tops.
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And I'm behind because I spent all morning
with Officer Patrick,
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discussing
your little runaway child situation.
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Louis, listen.
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Damien called me.
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-[intercom buzzes]
-[gasps] Damn!
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The one drag queen
who has ever been on time for anything.
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Now, what do you mean, he called you?
He ain't got no business calling you.
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-I don't call him back, right?
-[Louis scoffs]
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Times like this,
I wish I was deaf as well as blind.
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How can you ask me that question?
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I know. I just... I mean...
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Do I need to know what he wanted?
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I'll tell you what he wanted.
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Your PIN number
so he could continue to rob you.
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[knocking on door]
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[sighs] What she do?
Teleport her ass up two flights?
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-Hey--
-[Louis] Girl, I need another day.
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I'm currently stuck helping
a dear older friend
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put her sad, tattered life back together.
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Thank you kindly for your patience.
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Uh, I'm coming back for my dress, bitch!
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Older and tattered?
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Girl, I just needed to buy me
some more time.
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And for the record,
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are you not older
and is your life not tattered?
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[Robert] It's not just the call.
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Damien is still following us.
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Oh, help me, Lord Jesus.
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And it's not just him.
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Lady Danger is with him.
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[sighs] My mind is officially blown.
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I need to call my boyfriend,
Officer Patrick.
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Maybe he knows a gay cop down there
that can come talk to you.
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What, you you think there's
some sort of sisterhood of traveling cops?
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All drag queens know each other.
Could be the same for cops.
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Were you two able to dig up
any information on AJ's mother?
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Not without a name.
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My fiancé, Officer Patrick,
says there's a whole new crew
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of white girls hooked on heroin
working the streets.
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He says they can't afford opiates.
And I said,
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"I can't afford to spend any more
of my love life talking about this.
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So, get a damn name."
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[clerk] It's a voucher,
but it's not from this store...
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I tried to explain it to her.
Can you talk to her?
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Sure, I'll talk to her.
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[clerk] I'm sorry, sir,
to keep you waiting.
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They said you needed to see a manager.
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Uh, yeah, I was--
I was hoping you could help me.
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[clears throat] My--
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Can you speak up, ma'am?
I'm having a hard time hearing you.
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Sorry. Um... [clears throat]
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-So, I lost my phone, and I need to--
-Do you have a sore throat or something?
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I'm feeling a little sick.
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Then, can you please take a step back?
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I can see you sweating.
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[chuckles] You know, I have two kids
and a full-time job.
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I cannot get the flu or whatever you have.
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No, I get it. Uh, I'm a mother too.
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That's actually why I need a phone,
is to get in touch with my daughter.
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Fine. Look around.
We have phones everywhere. Just pick one.
200
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Yeah, well, the other person told me
I needed to put down a $200 deposit.
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Well, um...
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well, because I actually already put down
a $200 deposit.
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Um, I signed up for the friends and family
full-coverage plan.
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[sighs] That's not from my store.
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Well, aren't you all connected?
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What is it that you need from me?
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I need help.
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Look, my baby's in foster care
and she hasn't heard from me,
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and without a phone,
I have no way of getting in touch with her
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to know if she needs anything.
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I see.
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Why is your baby in foster care?
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What?
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I'm asking,
why is your child in foster care?
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We got evicted.
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They took your child away
just because you got evicted.
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No.
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Please. I need to call my daughter.
Please.
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Here's some information on a new plan.
The start-up rate is $200.
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I don't have 200 extra bucks
to spend on a phone.
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-I'm saving everything I can. Just--
-But when you do...
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-Anyone else here can help you.
-No, actually, no one here will help me.
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That's all I've been asking you people for
is just a little help, please.
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Have a nice day.
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No, you know what?
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You have a nice day,
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and I hope, when your kids are in trouble,
that they can never get in touch with you.
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Oh, see, now I can hear you.
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["Chandelier" playing]
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♪ Party girls don't get hurt ♪
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♪ Can't feel anything
When will I learn? ♪
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-♪ I push it down ♪
-[man] Here you go. Fifty.
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♪ I push it down ♪
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♪ I'm the one for a good time call ♪
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♪ Phone's blowin' up
They're ringin' my doorbell ♪
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♪ I feel the love, feel the love ♪
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-[song continues on radio]
-♪ One, two... ♪
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And when Sia hits the high note,
and I raise my arms,
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you pull and lift me up,
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-just like last year, handsome.
-[stagehand] You got it.
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♪ I'm gonna swing ♪
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00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:47,224
-[chuckles] Whoo-hoo!
-♪ From the chandelier ♪
243
00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:50,853
-♪ From the chandelier... ♪
-Me next!
244
00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:53,147
Wow, that's so P!nk.
245
00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:55,566
-Two years ago. [gasps]
-[chuckles]
246
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,903
Ooh. Hey, hot stuff.
247
00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:00,321
Afternoon.
248
00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:03,157
Are you Ruby Red?
249
00:13:03,532 --> 00:13:05,451
Guilty as charged.
250
00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:07,578
Better let me down.
251
00:13:08,537 --> 00:13:11,499
He's either a cop
or one of the Village People.
252
00:13:11,999 --> 00:13:13,334
AJ, cut it off.
253
00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:15,211
[player clicks]
254
00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:17,421
I'm Officer Peter Dembrowski, LMPD.
255
00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:20,341
Officer Patrick Kennedy, NYPD, sent me.
256
00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:24,720
-You have a situation?
-Yes, I do. I do.
257
00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:26,764
[sighs] Thanks for coming.
258
00:13:27,264 --> 00:13:30,309
Uh... shall we have a seat and talk?
259
00:13:30,392 --> 00:13:32,269
I mean, is that what we do
in this situation?
260
00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:33,729
Oh, yes, it is.
261
00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:40,694
Hi. Can you give us some privacy?
262
00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:42,905
Police business. You understand?
263
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:47,117
Oh, I understand
all about his police business.
264
00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:51,163
I've been watching
that rough piece of trade here for months,
265
00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:53,666
but I'm warning you that Peter is mine.
266
00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:57,378
And when she's done with him, he's mine.
267
00:13:59,129 --> 00:14:00,673
-And then you get him?
-No.
268
00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:01,882
I only like Asians.
269
00:14:06,595 --> 00:14:09,098
'Sup? Can I hold your gun?
270
00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:12,142
Do you have a license to carry a firearm?
271
00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:16,313
No, but I used to have a T-shirt
that said "Certified bikini inspector."
272
00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:17,773
[chuckles]
273
00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:20,776
I've never gotten out of a harness
that fast.
274
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,987
It's good to know it's possible.
275
00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:26,323
I see you've met AJ.
276
00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:28,576
Well, I met whatever this is.
277
00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:30,703
She's traveling with me.
278
00:14:30,786 --> 00:14:32,413
Yeah, Pat gave me the 411.
279
00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:36,917
So, how do you know Officer Patrick?
280
00:14:37,751 --> 00:14:39,920
We hooked up a couple of times. Oh.
281
00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:41,964
Sorry, not great language for a kid.
282
00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:44,633
Her? She's 50.
283
00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:50,180
Well, we met at a gay cop ski weekend.
284
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:51,724
Check it out.
285
00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:54,768
[chuckles]
286
00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:56,770
Guess there wasn't much snow that year.
287
00:14:56,854 --> 00:14:59,315
-We were in the sauna.
-You take your phone into the sauna?
288
00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:01,567
-Well, yeah, don't you?
-No.
289
00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:05,821
Yeah, it started out as a hook-up,
but, uh... [sighs]
290
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:10,409
Anyway... [clears throat] ...Pat tells me
you got someone chasing you. Why is that?
291
00:15:10,492 --> 00:15:12,578
Because he fell for a stupid scam.
292
00:15:12,661 --> 00:15:14,788
Now the guy's pissed
he was turned in to the cops.
293
00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:18,250
Yes,
but there's a joint credit card felony,
294
00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:23,339
and then showing up at my show in Columbus
and sitting in the audience glaring at me
295
00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:25,382
like he's gonna kill me.
296
00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:27,760
Well, it's a joint credit card,
so that's a dead end,
297
00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:31,513
and, uh, I can't arrest someone
for watching a show in Columbus.
298
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,099
We could be in danger.
299
00:15:34,558 --> 00:15:36,435
Or we're definitely in danger.
300
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:38,854
We slashed his tires.
301
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,357
Well, slashing tires is
a first-degree misdemeanor,
302
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:43,317
punishable by up to one year in jail.
303
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:46,153
-He could have me arrest you.
-She did it.
304
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,865
Snitches get stitches.
305
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:54,328
[chuckles] All right.
What kind of car is he driving?
306
00:15:54,411 --> 00:15:58,958
It's an expensive red muscle car
with two donut tires.
307
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:00,668
License plate?
308
00:16:01,835 --> 00:16:03,462
Uh, I have no idea...
309
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:06,173
I should know that, right? [sighs]
310
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,801
Another thing I didn't pay attention to.
311
00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:13,055
What's this?
312
00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:15,516
His license plate.
313
00:16:15,891 --> 00:16:19,269
Well... [clears throat]
I'll run the plates and see what comes up.
314
00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:20,521
How did you know that?
315
00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:22,189
I see things.
316
00:16:23,607 --> 00:16:27,069
In the meantime,
maybe you should get the word out there.
317
00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:29,905
Warn other queens
so this doesn't happen to them too.
318
00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:32,199
Cool.
319
00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:34,952
I'll be back later to see your show.
320
00:16:36,453 --> 00:16:39,957
-I love good drag.
-Then don't come until 11:00.
321
00:16:40,582 --> 00:16:43,711
'Cause that's when Ruby goes on.
322
00:16:45,295 --> 00:16:46,296
Well, all right.
323
00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:49,383
[AJ sighs] We should make an Insta story.
324
00:16:49,466 --> 00:16:51,927
I'll hit play,
and you can tell all the other queens
325
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,637
how Damien screwed you over.
326
00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:58,475
The last thing I need is
to be a poster child for a gay grifter.
327
00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:02,146
What if I gave you... cat ears?
328
00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:04,481
That's a no.
329
00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:06,984
What about a French beret?
330
00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:10,988
As much as I love a beret moment,
331
00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:12,573
no.
332
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:15,451
I don't want every queen online
knowing about this
333
00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:17,077
and feeling sorry for me.
334
00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:19,413
I'm not strong enough for that.
335
00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:22,332
The cop said
that we should warn other queens.
336
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:24,418
Since when do you listen to cops?
337
00:17:24,918 --> 00:17:26,920
["Honeysuckle Rose" playing]
338
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,889
♪ Every honeybee... ♪
339
00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:38,432
[line ringing]
340
00:17:38,515 --> 00:17:40,476
-[voicemail] Leave a message.
-[line beeps]
341
00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:42,061
Hey, girl. It's Ruby.
342
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:45,522
I left you a couple of texts.
343
00:17:46,356 --> 00:17:49,568
I'm here at the club next to you,
per usual,
344
00:17:49,651 --> 00:17:52,071
but no you, which is not per usual.
345
00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:55,491
So... uh, okay, well,
call me when you get this.
346
00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:58,243
♪ When you're passing by... ♪
347
00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:00,537
Well, just give me a call back
when you get this message.
348
00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:02,039
Let me know you're okay.
349
00:18:02,706 --> 00:18:03,707
[phone beeps]
350
00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:06,460
Where's my makeup case?
351
00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:10,964
♪ Honeysuckle rose ♪
352
00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:12,591
[sighs] So, what?
353
00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:15,552
You think I was stealing
your cop boyfriend,
354
00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:17,429
so now you steal my makeup?
355
00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:21,225
♪ Bye, sugar ♪
356
00:18:21,683 --> 00:18:24,436
I know y'all like to get all cute
up in here,
357
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:26,563
but a queen's makeup?
358
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,565
Her makeup?
359
00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:32,402
No. No, ma'am. That's... uh-uh.
360
00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:34,530
Tell you what,
361
00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:37,574
I'm going to turn my back,
362
00:18:38,325 --> 00:18:41,703
and whoever took my makeup,
just put it back.
363
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:43,455
No harm, no foul.
364
00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:49,461
♪ Your confection, goodness knows ♪
365
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:50,963
Anything?
366
00:18:54,424 --> 00:18:55,300
Hm.
367
00:18:56,426 --> 00:18:59,138
See, now is where
I'd be taking off my hoops,
368
00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:01,557
if I was wearing hoops.
369
00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:06,145
Y'all picked the wrong week
to pull this stunt, ladies.
370
00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:10,107
'Cause I have
zero point zero patience left
371
00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:13,026
for people taking what's mine.
372
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:18,282
I guess
I'm gon' have to fight fire with fire.
373
00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:25,497
Yeah, bitch. I got your attention now.
374
00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:29,001
You leave my makeup case out of this.
She didn't do nothing to you.
375
00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:32,921
I said, where is my makeup?
376
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:34,590
We didn't take your damn makeup.
377
00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:40,053
What is this crazy bitch doing?
378
00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:42,264
She's pulling
a Michael Jackson with Blanket.
379
00:19:43,056 --> 00:19:44,474
One last chance.
380
00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:48,187
Where... is... [softly] my makeup?
381
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:50,606
We didn't take your damn makeup!
382
00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:53,317
[chuckles]
383
00:19:53,942 --> 00:19:58,113
♪ It's sweeter when you stir it up... ♪
384
00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,364
[clatters]
385
00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:00,282
Oh, yeah!
386
00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:01,491
[all gasp]
387
00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:03,660
♪ From your tasty lips ♪
388
00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:07,122
Ruby,
I put your makeup case in the office.
389
00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:10,918
Didn't want to, uh,
leave it lying around unattended.
390
00:20:12,836 --> 00:20:15,505
♪ Honeysuckle rose ♪
391
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,720
♪ When you're passin' by ♪
392
00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:26,600
I am going to replace
every single item that was in there.
393
00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:28,101
In fact...
394
00:20:29,102 --> 00:20:31,605
I'll go out and replace it right now.
395
00:20:31,688 --> 00:20:33,023
Yes, you are,
396
00:20:33,106 --> 00:20:37,027
and, bitch,
that was quality black-girl makeup,
397
00:20:37,110 --> 00:20:41,531
so don't try to front me
with no CoverGirl mall bullshit.
398
00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:46,536
-Coming?
-Better keep my eye on them.
399
00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:49,122
They're definitely gonna find a way
to F you up now.
400
00:20:58,548 --> 00:20:59,883
And I never got my coffee.
401
00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:09,268
And so, you say you have to start
with beginning to love yourself.
402
00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:11,687
-[woman] I think--
-You hear a lot of that in the '80s.
403
00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:13,021
And what does that mean?
404
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:15,274
[woman]
It means to stop putting yourself down,
405
00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:16,858
stop criticizing yourself,
406
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,694
stop mistreating yourself.
407
00:21:19,152 --> 00:21:22,990
Begin to treat yourself
as something that's very precious.
408
00:21:23,490 --> 00:21:25,784
And when you begin to love who you are,
409
00:21:25,867 --> 00:21:28,620
-then you can love your neighbor...
-[cell phone vibrating]
410
00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:30,497
...because you love yourself.
411
00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:33,000
You see, I don't think
we can really love our neighbor
412
00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:34,543
till we do love ourselves.
413
00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:36,837
[Oprah] Okay.
414
00:21:37,379 --> 00:21:40,799
And is it love that heals,
or is it that something that happens in--
415
00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:46,847
The police are taping this call.
416
00:21:48,932 --> 00:21:49,933
[Damien] Good.
417
00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:52,686
Then they'll know how sorry I am.
418
00:21:54,271 --> 00:21:57,774
[takes a deep breath]
Why are you following me?
419
00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:00,444
[Damien] I'm not anymore.
420
00:22:02,195 --> 00:22:06,283
When I saw that look of fear in your eyes
in Columbus, it brought me to my senses.
421
00:22:07,784 --> 00:22:09,536
I never wanted to hurt you like this.
422
00:22:10,996 --> 00:22:13,248
What do you mean
you didn't mean to hurt me?
423
00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:15,459
You took everything.
424
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:18,670
You maxed out my credit card,
425
00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:21,757
so not only am I completely broke,
426
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:24,176
I owe $100,000.
427
00:22:25,260 --> 00:22:27,387
It's a theft. Amex will cover it.
428
00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:30,307
Not if I was stupid enough
to give you access.
429
00:22:31,099 --> 00:22:33,060
[Damien] Don't call yourself stupid.
430
00:22:33,143 --> 00:22:34,227
I don't like that.
431
00:22:37,397 --> 00:22:38,648
I want my money back.
432
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:40,400
The money's spent.
433
00:22:40,901 --> 00:22:42,027
Spent?
434
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:45,989
It took my whole life to earn that.
435
00:22:46,573 --> 00:22:48,575
How can it be gone in less than a week?
436
00:22:48,909 --> 00:22:49,951
It goes.
437
00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:52,913
Uh... uh, I owed some guys some money,
and then...
438
00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:54,873
rent, child support...
439
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:56,416
[Robert] Child support.
440
00:22:57,167 --> 00:22:58,335
That's right, I forgot.
441
00:22:59,252 --> 00:23:00,253
You're straight.
442
00:23:01,088 --> 00:23:02,339
Could have fooled me.
443
00:23:04,091 --> 00:23:07,260
What about your sidekick,
the one-eyed Kardashian?
444
00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:09,137
She must have a cut.
445
00:23:10,305 --> 00:23:13,058
Gone. Used it to pay off her Birkin bag.
446
00:23:14,017 --> 00:23:17,771
I bought your girlfriend a Birkin bag
when I can't even afford Birkenstocks.
447
00:23:18,188 --> 00:23:19,356
Girlfriend? [chuckles]
448
00:23:19,439 --> 00:23:22,984
Girlfriend? Are you serious? Come on.
Does she even seem like my type?
449
00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:26,196
I guess not, since you're telling me
she doesn't have any money.
450
00:23:32,327 --> 00:23:33,495
I'm a bad guy.
451
00:23:37,457 --> 00:23:39,084
And I really hurt you, didn't I?
452
00:23:47,175 --> 00:23:48,093
Yes.
453
00:23:51,054 --> 00:23:52,139
You killed me.
454
00:23:55,976 --> 00:23:57,352
Give me a week, baby.
455
00:23:58,019 --> 00:24:00,272
Maybe I can scrape together 10,000.
456
00:24:00,814 --> 00:24:04,484
Ten thousand dollars from some other
unsuspecting drag queen like me?
457
00:24:05,569 --> 00:24:07,195
You're not like the others.
458
00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:11,867
You're special to me, Robert.
459
00:24:14,578 --> 00:24:15,829
And I know you feel that.
460
00:24:16,788 --> 00:24:18,707
Or you would have hung up by now.
461
00:24:18,957 --> 00:24:20,917
The only reason I'm still talking to you
462
00:24:21,001 --> 00:24:23,587
is so that the police have time
to trace the call.
463
00:24:23,670 --> 00:24:26,381
No, they don't gotta trace it.
I'll tell you where I am.
464
00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:29,176
I'm heading back to New York
to get that money for you.
465
00:24:31,094 --> 00:24:32,512
I'm never seeing that money.
466
00:24:32,762 --> 00:24:35,015
Just... go back to New York.
467
00:24:35,557 --> 00:24:36,725
Leave me alone.
468
00:24:39,227 --> 00:24:41,730
Give me a week,
and call me and tell me where to meet you,
469
00:24:41,813 --> 00:24:42,981
and I'll bring you your money.
470
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:46,151
-I don't believe a word you're saying.
-[Damien] Give me a week.
471
00:24:46,526 --> 00:24:47,736
[cell phone beeps]
472
00:24:51,740 --> 00:24:55,076
-[Lady Danger] Whoo-hoo!
-["Black Velvet" playing]
473
00:25:00,790 --> 00:25:02,792
[sighs, laughs]
474
00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:05,921
Mm. Mm-mm!
475
00:25:07,756 --> 00:25:09,841
[Lady Danger grunting]
476
00:25:11,259 --> 00:25:12,761
[humming]
477
00:25:14,679 --> 00:25:19,184
♪ Mississippi
In the middle of a dry spell ♪
478
00:25:19,267 --> 00:25:21,645
-[grunting softly]
-♪ Jimmy Rodgers ♪
479
00:25:21,728 --> 00:25:24,898
♪ On the Victrola up high ♪
480
00:25:24,981 --> 00:25:29,653
♪ Mama's dancin'
With baby on her shoulder ♪
481
00:25:29,736 --> 00:25:31,738
-[continues humming]
-♪ The sun is settin' ♪
482
00:25:31,821 --> 00:25:34,824
♪ Like molasses in the sky ♪
483
00:25:35,575 --> 00:25:40,705
♪ The boy could sing
Knew how to move ev'rything ♪
484
00:25:40,789 --> 00:25:43,458
-♪ Always wanting more ♪
-[sighs, scoffs]
485
00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:46,127
♪ He'd leave you longing for ♪
486
00:25:46,211 --> 00:25:50,590
♪ Black velvet and that little boy smile ♪
487
00:25:51,383 --> 00:25:52,968
♪ Black velvet... ♪
488
00:25:53,051 --> 00:25:54,594
I saw you lookin' at me.
489
00:25:56,763 --> 00:25:58,431
I was lookin' at you, too.
490
00:25:58,932 --> 00:26:01,851
♪ That'll bring you to your knees ♪
491
00:26:01,935 --> 00:26:05,605
♪ Black velvet, if you please... ♪
492
00:26:07,482 --> 00:26:08,400
Stroke?
493
00:26:11,528 --> 00:26:12,779
I can fix that.
494
00:26:14,030 --> 00:26:17,200
Three hundred dollars.
495
00:26:17,284 --> 00:26:20,203
♪ The music's like a heat wave ♪
496
00:26:20,912 --> 00:26:23,248
-Yeah, I know this hurts like a bitch,
-[groaning]
497
00:26:23,331 --> 00:26:27,085
but when I'm done,
you're gonna be like, "Wow!"
498
00:26:27,168 --> 00:26:28,253
-[door opens]
-Ow.
499
00:26:29,129 --> 00:26:30,714
[whispering] What are you doing in here?
500
00:26:30,797 --> 00:26:33,174
-Making some gas money.
-[continues groaning]
501
00:26:33,258 --> 00:26:35,677
I'm not gonna use my money
to chase down that bitch.
502
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:36,720
How'd it go?
503
00:26:36,803 --> 00:26:37,804
You were right.
504
00:26:39,306 --> 00:26:40,557
He bought every word.
505
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:45,437
Ah. Now we just kill some time
around here and wait.
506
00:26:49,107 --> 00:26:50,066
[fly unzips]
507
00:26:50,150 --> 00:26:50,984
Hold that tight.
508
00:26:51,276 --> 00:26:53,486
The silicone's gonna wanna push its way
back out.
509
00:26:55,030 --> 00:26:56,489
And you look better already.
510
00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:58,992
What stroke?
511
00:27:00,827 --> 00:27:03,747
Wait, you talked to him?
512
00:27:03,830 --> 00:27:06,750
Yes, AJ, and it's all over. End of story.
513
00:27:06,833 --> 00:27:08,460
But what about the other queens?
514
00:27:08,710 --> 00:27:11,963
Well, I'm sorry, AJ,
I am not a victim hotline.
515
00:27:12,047 --> 00:27:15,508
I'm a drag queen who's about to go on.
Now, watch my phone.
516
00:27:15,592 --> 00:27:16,968
[audience cheers]
517
00:27:17,052 --> 00:27:19,179
[performer, imitating Cher]
Well, thank you, everybody.
518
00:27:19,262 --> 00:27:21,806
-Wait, wait.
-[performer] It was a very nice day today.
519
00:27:21,931 --> 00:27:23,600
-Forgot your gloves.
-[Robert] Thank you.
520
00:27:23,683 --> 00:27:24,517
Now, go.
521
00:27:24,601 --> 00:27:25,894
[performer] Oh!
522
00:27:26,853 --> 00:27:29,689
Thank you. Welcome back to act two.
523
00:27:29,773 --> 00:27:32,651
Very excited
we're gonna bring out Miss Ruby Red.
524
00:27:32,734 --> 00:27:36,488
She's a real gypsy, tramp, and thief.
[chuckles] Minus the gypsy.
525
00:27:36,571 --> 00:27:39,532
[laughs] Look at this man over here.
526
00:27:39,616 --> 00:27:40,950
Is she supposed to be Cher?
527
00:27:41,034 --> 00:27:42,202
[performer] Not sure
what he got himself into,
528
00:27:42,285 --> 00:27:43,995
wishing he could turn back time
529
00:27:44,079 --> 00:27:47,123
and choose not to come
into a gay drag club.
530
00:27:47,207 --> 00:27:48,625
-Oh!
-[audience laughs]
531
00:27:49,250 --> 00:27:52,128
[performer] Ladies and gentlemen,
I wanna welcome to the stage
532
00:27:52,712 --> 00:27:55,507
the one, the only Ruby Red.
533
00:27:55,590 --> 00:27:56,675
["Chandelier" playing]
534
00:27:56,758 --> 00:27:58,760
♪ Party girls don't get hurt ♪
535
00:27:58,843 --> 00:28:01,429
♪ Can't feel anything
When will I learn? ♪
536
00:28:01,513 --> 00:28:05,392
♪ I push it down, push it down ♪
537
00:28:07,352 --> 00:28:09,562
♪ I'm the one for a good time call ♪
538
00:28:09,646 --> 00:28:12,607
♪ Phone's blowin' up
They're ringin' my doorbell ♪
539
00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:14,275
♪ I feel the love ♪
540
00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:16,152
♪ Feel the love ♪
541
00:28:18,363 --> 00:28:20,615
♪ One, two, three
One, two, three, drink ♪
542
00:28:21,116 --> 00:28:23,785
♪ One, two, three
One, two, three, drink ♪
543
00:28:23,868 --> 00:28:26,454
♪ One, two, three
One, two, three, drink ♪
544
00:28:26,538 --> 00:28:28,957
♪ Throw 'em back till I lose count ♪
545
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:30,750
-♪ I'm... ♪
-[gasps]
546
00:28:30,834 --> 00:28:31,918
Holy shit!
547
00:28:32,001 --> 00:28:34,713
-[screams]
-♪ Gonna swing ♪
548
00:28:34,796 --> 00:28:36,589
-[audience clamoring]
-[Ruby] What's happening?
549
00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:39,175
Oh! What the hell, Kevin?
550
00:28:39,259 --> 00:28:42,595
[all laughing]
551
00:28:42,679 --> 00:28:44,764
Hey, where's the big gay guy?
552
00:28:44,848 --> 00:28:47,100
Oh, he left 'cause we paid him to.
553
00:28:47,183 --> 00:28:48,893
[group continues laughing]
554
00:28:48,977 --> 00:28:50,895
You shady bitches!
555
00:28:51,938 --> 00:28:53,440
It's slipping. She's slipping!
556
00:28:53,523 --> 00:28:55,525
Whoa! What?
557
00:28:55,608 --> 00:28:57,152
-[AJ] Hold on!
-[both grunt]
558
00:28:57,777 --> 00:28:58,695
[Ruby] Hey, no!
559
00:28:58,778 --> 00:29:02,282
Wait, y'all hold up! Hold up! Kevin!
560
00:29:02,365 --> 00:29:04,659
Best $500 I ever spent,
561
00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:07,412
-aside from my butt implants.
-[Ruby] Are you serious?
562
00:29:07,495 --> 00:29:08,496
[group continues laughing]
563
00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:11,082
-[Ruby] Quick! Help!
-[Kevin] It's slipping. She's slipping!
564
00:29:11,791 --> 00:29:13,752
-[audience gasps]
-[thuds]
565
00:29:13,835 --> 00:29:15,920
[audience murmurs]
566
00:29:16,004 --> 00:29:18,131
[group continues laughing]
567
00:29:19,883 --> 00:29:22,010
[both panting]
568
00:29:22,093 --> 00:29:24,763
♪ One, two, three
One, two, three, drink... ♪
569
00:29:24,846 --> 00:29:27,557
-[audience cheers]
-♪ One, two, three, drink ♪
570
00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:29,976
♪ One, two, three
One, two, three, drink ♪
571
00:29:30,477 --> 00:29:33,188
♪ Throw 'em back till I lose count ♪
572
00:29:33,271 --> 00:29:37,859
♪ I'm gonna swing ♪
573
00:29:37,942 --> 00:29:40,862
♪ From the chandelier ♪
574
00:29:40,945 --> 00:29:43,782
♪ From the chandelier ♪
575
00:29:44,282 --> 00:29:47,911
♪ I'm gonna live ♪
576
00:29:48,244 --> 00:29:51,831
-♪ Like tomorrow doesn't exist ♪
-[AJ and Ruby cheer]
577
00:29:51,915 --> 00:29:55,084
♪ Like it doesn't exist... ♪
578
00:29:55,168 --> 00:29:59,005
And that, ladies,
is why I'm the headliner.
579
00:29:59,088 --> 00:30:02,801
Now, I'm gonna need an apology
and a Vicodin for my shoulder.
580
00:30:02,884 --> 00:30:07,931
And as for that makeup I bought you,
it was bottom shelf, bitch.
581
00:30:08,014 --> 00:30:09,516
[laughs]
582
00:30:09,599 --> 00:30:12,977
-I just peeled off the clearance stickers.
-Oh, yeah.
583
00:30:13,061 --> 00:30:17,106
Enjoy the pink eye
while you're giving stink eye.
584
00:30:17,190 --> 00:30:23,905
Ah. Now, excuse me, ladies.
I gots to go get my money. Oh!
585
00:30:25,949 --> 00:30:28,326
Shit, I think my eye's starting to itch.
586
00:30:28,409 --> 00:30:29,410
[audience cheering]
587
00:30:31,037 --> 00:30:32,247
Thank you.
588
00:30:32,330 --> 00:30:35,124
♪ Keep my glass full until morning light ♪
589
00:30:35,208 --> 00:30:37,961
♪ 'Cause I'm just holding on for tonight ♪
590
00:30:44,259 --> 00:30:45,510
Well, the butts are done.
591
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:49,848
Now you get your little butt out of there.
592
00:30:50,932 --> 00:30:51,975
[grunts]
593
00:30:52,058 --> 00:30:54,143
-[dryer beeps]
-[AJ] That was so cool last night
594
00:30:54,227 --> 00:30:56,479
when you were telling off
those mean queens.
595
00:30:56,563 --> 00:31:00,233
"I peeled the cheap sticker off.
In your face, sucker!"
596
00:31:00,316 --> 00:31:01,609
[laughs]
597
00:31:03,319 --> 00:31:07,824
Well, that was... [grunts] ...a win-win.
598
00:31:07,907 --> 00:31:10,785
A bargain that turned into a burn.
599
00:31:11,411 --> 00:31:14,247
Not that I'm advocating
you switch stickers in stores.
600
00:31:14,330 --> 00:31:18,042
Um, too late. My mom and I,
we changed price tags at Goodwill.
601
00:31:18,126 --> 00:31:21,963
One time, we bought her a ten-dollar top
for two bucks.
602
00:31:22,046 --> 00:31:23,089
-Two bucks?
-Mm-hmm.
603
00:31:23,172 --> 00:31:24,841
She must have been pretty happy
about that.
604
00:31:24,924 --> 00:31:27,802
Oh, yeah.
[chuckles] We ran home laughing,
605
00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:30,805
and she was like,
"Amber Jasmine, let's not make this--"
606
00:31:33,391 --> 00:31:34,392
Why'd you stop?
607
00:31:34,475 --> 00:31:36,769
I'm not telling you any more about her.
608
00:31:53,494 --> 00:31:57,874
You know, AJ,
you chime in about everything in my life,
609
00:31:57,957 --> 00:32:00,627
but you refuse to let me in
when it comes to yours.
610
00:32:01,711 --> 00:32:02,629
Works for me.
611
00:32:05,173 --> 00:32:06,799
Okay, enough's enough.
612
00:32:07,842 --> 00:32:09,177
What's your mother's name?
613
00:32:09,802 --> 00:32:11,012
I would tell you, but...
614
00:32:11,095 --> 00:32:13,139
-I forgot it.
-AJ.
615
00:32:13,222 --> 00:32:14,223
I did!
616
00:32:14,807 --> 00:32:19,228
Kind of like how she forgot about me
every single night, coming home high.
617
00:32:20,730 --> 00:32:21,564
Shit!
618
00:32:22,231 --> 00:32:23,691
This thing's bumpy.
619
00:32:24,651 --> 00:32:26,027
Should have took the shoe.
620
00:32:34,327 --> 00:32:35,703
[cell phone chimes]
621
00:32:50,426 --> 00:32:51,970
Man, that thing was a bust.
622
00:32:52,428 --> 00:32:55,682
All it did was rock back and forth,
like, ten times.
623
00:32:57,308 --> 00:32:58,559
[softly] Did you do this?
624
00:33:02,730 --> 00:33:06,025
You did? [tearfully] You did this.
625
00:33:07,902 --> 00:33:09,070
The cop helped me.
626
00:33:37,348 --> 00:33:38,433
Wait for me!
627
00:33:50,319 --> 00:33:54,032
-[message notification tone playing]
-[AJ sighs]
628
00:33:55,742 --> 00:33:56,909
You didn't wait for me.
629
00:33:58,536 --> 00:34:01,873
My phone is blowing up
with texts from every queen in existence,
630
00:34:02,498 --> 00:34:06,085
all feeling sorry for me.
[takes a deep breath]
631
00:34:10,548 --> 00:34:11,466
Well,
632
00:34:11,549 --> 00:34:14,844
[imitating Ruby] at least these butt pads
are smellin' fabulous, girl.
633
00:34:17,972 --> 00:34:19,348
This isn't a damn joke.
634
00:34:20,767 --> 00:34:21,768
This is my life.
635
00:34:23,144 --> 00:34:24,854
You can't just put cat ears on it.
636
00:34:26,147 --> 00:34:30,318
I told you I wasn't strong enough
to handle this, but you...
637
00:34:31,652 --> 00:34:32,904
you did it anyway.
638
00:34:33,488 --> 00:34:35,573
[in normal voice] You are strong enough.
639
00:34:37,533 --> 00:34:40,578
You stood up
to those shady queens at the club.
640
00:34:41,871 --> 00:34:43,623
That wasn't me, that was Ruby.
641
00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:46,084
You are Ruby.
642
00:34:47,418 --> 00:34:48,252
No.
643
00:34:49,212 --> 00:34:50,213
I'm Robert.
644
00:34:50,797 --> 00:34:54,383
You think if Robert was strong enough
there'd even be a need for Ruby?
645
00:34:55,051 --> 00:34:58,221
[sighs] Ruby saved Robert.
646
00:35:01,724 --> 00:35:02,642
Oh.
647
00:35:04,310 --> 00:35:05,311
I'm sorry.
648
00:35:05,853 --> 00:35:08,272
Yeah, well, it's a little too late
for that now.
649
00:35:09,607 --> 00:35:11,859
All I had was my dignity, and you just...
650
00:35:12,944 --> 00:35:14,112
took that away from me.
651
00:35:18,533 --> 00:35:19,659
Brianna Douglas.
652
00:35:21,244 --> 00:35:22,453
That's my mother's name.
653
00:35:26,541 --> 00:35:29,961
-["Ruby Is Red Hot" playing on phone]
-♪ Ruby is red hot ♪
654
00:35:30,461 --> 00:35:33,714
[voice shaking] Brian, hi.
I've been textin' and callin' you.
655
00:35:34,298 --> 00:35:35,299
Are you all right?
656
00:35:35,675 --> 00:35:37,677
[Brian] No, I'm not all right.
657
00:35:38,427 --> 00:35:40,263
Girl, he grifted me too.
658
00:35:42,807 --> 00:35:44,475
I think your roulade looks pretty sad.
659
00:35:44,559 --> 00:35:45,810
[Prue Leith] It's flat.
660
00:35:45,893 --> 00:35:46,894
[woman] Yeah.
661
00:35:47,061 --> 00:35:50,273
Okay, so, girl, I don't have
a lot of time. Got a show tonight.
662
00:35:50,356 --> 00:35:52,441
I know. I'm stalling.
663
00:35:53,442 --> 00:35:55,236
I just don't know how to talk about this.
664
00:35:55,736 --> 00:35:57,613
I haven't been off this couch in months.
665
00:35:57,697 --> 00:35:59,448
Let's not exaggerate. [chuckles]
666
00:35:59,532 --> 00:36:01,367
Girl, you've been off this couch.
667
00:36:02,118 --> 00:36:04,078
No, I haven't.
668
00:36:04,620 --> 00:36:06,205
-No shopping?
-No.
669
00:36:06,289 --> 00:36:07,582
-No movies?
-No.
670
00:36:07,665 --> 00:36:09,959
-No filler?
-Girl, come on.
671
00:36:10,501 --> 00:36:11,502
Let's just jump in.
672
00:36:12,128 --> 00:36:15,548
-Where did you meet him?
-It was on a gig in NYC. [sighs]
673
00:36:16,090 --> 00:36:17,383
[TV clicks off]
674
00:36:18,301 --> 00:36:21,137
It was about a year ago.
Juan came up to me after a show.
675
00:36:21,220 --> 00:36:24,348
Juan? He has yet another name?
676
00:36:24,891 --> 00:36:27,768
And it's an obvious Hispanic cliché.
677
00:36:29,103 --> 00:36:30,938
He uses five different aliases.
678
00:36:31,564 --> 00:36:34,066
At least, that's what
the private investigator told me.
679
00:36:34,150 --> 00:36:37,486
-Oh, you hired a private investigator?
-Cost a fortune.
680
00:36:38,237 --> 00:36:44,285
I had to sell my custom framed
autographed Cher debut album on Etsy.
681
00:36:44,368 --> 00:36:45,912
I am so sorry, girl.
682
00:36:45,995 --> 00:36:47,496
I had no choice.
683
00:36:48,122 --> 00:36:49,290
Juan took everything.
684
00:36:50,082 --> 00:36:51,083
Well...
685
00:36:52,585 --> 00:36:53,461
not everything.
686
00:36:54,253 --> 00:36:55,087
So, what?
687
00:36:55,463 --> 00:36:56,380
She a bitch?
688
00:36:56,464 --> 00:36:57,298
Yes.
689
00:36:57,548 --> 00:37:01,135
Now, just go on.
So what else did the investigator say?
690
00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:03,930
[sighs] He said
there were other girls too.
691
00:37:05,723 --> 00:37:07,725
You know what? I'm sorry.
692
00:37:07,808 --> 00:37:10,519
I'm just not strong enough to do this.
[cries softly]
693
00:37:10,603 --> 00:37:13,606
[on TV] Right, bakers,
time for your technical challenge.
694
00:37:13,689 --> 00:37:16,150
I think Ruby needs to save Brian too.
695
00:37:18,194 --> 00:37:19,487
[sighs, moans]
696
00:37:20,529 --> 00:37:21,447
Okay.
697
00:37:22,448 --> 00:37:23,282
Get up.
698
00:37:23,366 --> 00:37:25,618
-[Sandy Toksvig] Prue, any top tips?
-[Robert] TV off.
699
00:37:26,911 --> 00:37:30,206
Get up. Up, up, up, up, up!
We have a show to do. No more cryin'.
700
00:37:30,665 --> 00:37:31,791
Gotta move forward.
701
00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:33,626
Just let me lay here.
702
00:37:34,085 --> 00:37:34,919
Brian.
703
00:37:35,628 --> 00:37:37,255
WWCD?
704
00:37:37,922 --> 00:37:40,508
What Would Cher Do?
705
00:37:40,591 --> 00:37:41,759
["The Beat Goes On" playing]
706
00:37:41,842 --> 00:37:44,595
Would she be all sad up in here,
laying on the couch?
707
00:37:44,679 --> 00:37:46,222
No, she would not.
708
00:37:46,305 --> 00:37:49,433
Did she lay on the couch
after her marriage ended
709
00:37:49,517 --> 00:37:51,560
and The Sonny & Cher Show was canceled?
710
00:37:51,978 --> 00:37:53,688
No, she did not.
711
00:37:54,563 --> 00:37:58,776
She went on to do the Cher show,
and it was a sensation.
712
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:03,531
Did she lay on the couch
after that first screening of Silkwood,
713
00:38:03,614 --> 00:38:06,117
when people laughed
at her name on the screen?
714
00:38:06,492 --> 00:38:08,244
No, she did not.
715
00:38:08,786 --> 00:38:12,456
She went on to win the damn Oscar
for Moonstruck.
716
00:38:12,540 --> 00:38:14,458
-Mm-hmm.
-[Robert] Did she lay on the couch
717
00:38:14,542 --> 00:38:18,462
after she saw
Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again?
718
00:38:18,796 --> 00:38:20,673
No, she did not.
719
00:38:21,257 --> 00:38:26,262
She counted her coin,
and released a kick-ass ABBA cover album.
720
00:38:26,887 --> 00:38:28,723
So I ask you, Brian,
721
00:38:29,265 --> 00:38:31,684
what would Cher do?
722
00:38:32,393 --> 00:38:34,061
I'll tell you what she would do.
723
00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:37,273
She would say,
[imitating Cher] "Snap out of it."
724
00:38:38,482 --> 00:38:42,695
[sighs]
I'm sorry, girl. Just not strong enough.
725
00:38:45,114 --> 00:38:45,948
Okay.
726
00:38:46,991 --> 00:38:49,785
So I guess you don't care
those three queens are back at the club
727
00:38:49,869 --> 00:38:52,830
taking turns doin' your act.
728
00:38:56,792 --> 00:38:57,877
Give me 20 minutes.
729
00:39:04,091 --> 00:39:06,969
-[laughs]
-Girl, we got played.
730
00:39:07,053 --> 00:39:09,722
Played more than a guitar
in a college dorm room.
731
00:39:09,805 --> 00:39:15,603
[laughs] We got taken to the cleaners
by Mr. George Jefferson himself.
732
00:39:15,853 --> 00:39:18,439
Well, misery loves company, girl.
733
00:39:18,522 --> 00:39:20,399
Well, you can call me Kathy Bates.
734
00:39:20,483 --> 00:39:22,485
[both laugh]
735
00:39:22,693 --> 00:39:24,028
[Ruby] Mm!
736
00:39:25,279 --> 00:39:26,238
But...
737
00:39:26,447 --> 00:39:30,451
at least that man was fine, henny.
738
00:39:30,534 --> 00:39:32,036
[Brian] Yes, he was.
739
00:39:32,119 --> 00:39:34,205
So fine. Whoo.
740
00:39:34,288 --> 00:39:35,790
[both laugh]
741
00:39:35,873 --> 00:39:37,541
And those kisses...
742
00:39:37,958 --> 00:39:43,464
Mm-mm-mm! I hate to admit it,
but worth every penny. [chuckles]
743
00:39:44,256 --> 00:39:47,343
Here's to those
hundred-thousand-dollar lips.
744
00:39:47,426 --> 00:39:48,552
[sniffles]
745
00:39:49,553 --> 00:39:52,306
He kissed you? On the lips?
746
00:39:55,810 --> 00:39:56,977
He would never kiss me.
747
00:39:57,937 --> 00:39:59,772
Said he had a thing about kissing.
748
00:40:00,356 --> 00:40:02,024
Said he never kissed anyone.
749
00:40:03,692 --> 00:40:04,902
And you're telling me...
750
00:40:05,986 --> 00:40:06,987
he kissed you?
751
00:40:08,781 --> 00:40:09,865
You're on, girl.
752
00:40:10,241 --> 00:40:14,203
You're broke, girl. [laughs]
753
00:40:14,286 --> 00:40:15,663
Ooh, my.
754
00:40:22,211 --> 00:40:24,213
-["Waterloo" playing]
-[crowd cheering]
755
00:40:27,216 --> 00:40:33,472
♪ My, my!
At Waterloo, Napoleon did surrender ♪
756
00:40:33,556 --> 00:40:34,473
♪ Oh, yeah! ♪
757
00:40:35,266 --> 00:40:40,896
♪ And I have met my destiny
In quite a similar way ♪
758
00:40:41,939 --> 00:40:44,233
♪ The history book on the shelf ♪
759
00:40:45,151 --> 00:40:48,362
♪ Is always repeating itself ♪
760
00:40:50,322 --> 00:40:54,702
♪ Waterloo
I was defeated, you won the war ♪
761
00:40:54,785 --> 00:40:56,036
[song echoing]
762
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:59,915
-[heart thumping]
-♪ Waterloo, promise to love you ♪
763
00:40:59,999 --> 00:41:01,375
♪ Forever more ♪
764
00:41:01,459 --> 00:41:02,751
[thumping grows louder]
765
00:41:03,836 --> 00:41:04,670
[Ruby] Brian!
766
00:41:06,547 --> 00:41:07,381
Brian!
767
00:41:08,048 --> 00:41:08,883
Brian!
768
00:41:12,428 --> 00:41:14,138
♪ Waterloo ♪
769
00:41:14,221 --> 00:41:16,932
♪ Couldn't escape if I wanted to ♪
770
00:41:19,143 --> 00:41:23,522
♪ Waterloo
Knowing my fate is to be with you ♪
771
00:41:23,606 --> 00:41:25,441
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
772
00:41:25,524 --> 00:41:30,070
♪ Waterloo
Finally facing my Waterloo ♪
773
00:41:30,154 --> 00:41:31,906
[crowd cheering]
774
00:41:31,989 --> 00:41:38,037
♪ So how could I ever refuse?
I feel like I win when I lose ♪
775
00:41:38,829 --> 00:41:42,458
♪ Waterloo
Couldn't escape if I wanted to ♪
776
00:41:42,541 --> 00:41:43,626
[silently mouthing]
777
00:41:44,877 --> 00:41:46,212
♪ Waterloo ♪
778
00:41:46,295 --> 00:41:50,216
-Yeah! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
-♪ Knowing my fate is to be with you ♪
779
00:41:50,299 --> 00:41:51,592
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
780
00:41:51,675 --> 00:41:53,636
-♪ Waterloo ♪
-Yeah! I got game.
781
00:41:53,719 --> 00:41:55,387
I got game. I got game.
782
00:41:55,471 --> 00:41:59,808
You know it. You know it.
You know it, know it, know it! [grunts]
783
00:42:01,310 --> 00:42:02,186
♪ My, my! ♪
784
00:42:02,269 --> 00:42:05,147
-[line ringing]
-♪ I tried to hold you back ♪
785
00:42:05,231 --> 00:42:07,233
♪ But you were stronger ♪
786
00:42:07,316 --> 00:42:08,943
-[cell phone vibrating]
-♪ Whoa, yeah! ♪
787
00:42:09,443 --> 00:42:10,569
♪ And now it seems ♪
788
00:42:10,653 --> 00:42:14,949
♪ My only chance
Is giving up the fight ♪
789
00:42:15,991 --> 00:42:21,497
♪ And how could I ever refuse?
I feel like I win when I lose ♪
790
00:42:24,416 --> 00:42:28,712
♪ Waterloo
I was defeated, you won the war ♪
791
00:42:30,923 --> 00:42:35,135
♪ Waterloo
Promise to love you forevermore ♪
792
00:42:35,844 --> 00:42:37,388
[cell phone continues vibrating]
793
00:42:37,471 --> 00:42:41,725
♪ Waterloo
Couldn't escape if I wanted to ♪
794
00:42:43,978 --> 00:42:48,274
♪ Waterloo
Knowing my fate is to be with you ♪
795
00:42:48,357 --> 00:42:54,613
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Waterloo, finally facing my Waterloo ♪
796
00:42:56,699 --> 00:42:59,368
♪ So how could I ever refuse? ♪
797
00:43:00,244 --> 00:43:02,329
♪ I feel like I win when I lose ♪
798
00:43:03,622 --> 00:43:07,918
♪ Waterloo
Couldn't escape if I wanted to ♪
799
00:43:10,087 --> 00:43:14,550
♪ Waterloo
Knowing my fate is to be with you ♪
800
00:43:15,092 --> 00:43:20,931
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Waterloo, finally facing my Waterloo ♪
801
00:43:21,807 --> 00:43:23,100
♪ Whoo ♪
802
00:43:23,183 --> 00:43:27,563
♪ Waterloo
Knowing my fate is to be with you ♪
803
00:43:28,022 --> 00:43:29,773
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
804
00:43:29,857 --> 00:43:33,902
♪ Waterloo, finally facing my Waterloo ♪
805
00:43:46,415 --> 00:43:48,417
[dance music playing in distance]
806
00:43:53,964 --> 00:43:54,965
[sighs]
807
00:44:10,147 --> 00:44:11,273
[cell phone clicks]
808
00:44:12,316 --> 00:44:14,318
[line ringing]
809
00:44:19,657 --> 00:44:21,992
-[line clicks]
-[Louis] Oh, hey, girl.
810
00:44:23,619 --> 00:44:24,995
I was afraid to call you.
811
00:44:25,454 --> 00:44:28,165
Well, you should be
'cause it's 4:30 in the morning.
812
00:44:28,874 --> 00:44:30,709
-Did I wake you?
-[Louis] No.
813
00:44:31,126 --> 00:44:33,754
I'm just up finishing this damn dress.
814
00:44:34,546 --> 00:44:36,548
Feels like it's just about done.
[chuckles]
815
00:44:37,675 --> 00:44:38,509
Hey.
816
00:44:41,679 --> 00:44:42,971
Is there any way...
817
00:44:43,806 --> 00:44:45,307
I could have been special?
818
00:44:45,974 --> 00:44:47,142
To Damien, I mean.
819
00:44:47,518 --> 00:44:49,687
How many cocktails have you had? [scoffs]
820
00:44:49,895 --> 00:44:52,815
[Robert] Enough to wanna hear the truth.
821
00:44:54,817 --> 00:44:55,734
Tell me the truth.
822
00:44:56,985 --> 00:45:01,240
[takes a deep breath] Is there any way...
823
00:45:02,783 --> 00:45:06,620
that, in spite of all the bad he did,
824
00:45:07,538 --> 00:45:09,915
that he thought I was special?
825
00:45:12,334 --> 00:45:14,628
[takes a deep breath]
No way in hell, girl.
826
00:45:15,295 --> 00:45:17,214
[slurring] Let me ask one more time.
827
00:45:19,299 --> 00:45:22,511
-Any way?
-Sorry, but no. [chuckles]
828
00:45:22,845 --> 00:45:25,264
Now put that thought and yourself to bed.
829
00:45:26,098 --> 00:45:26,932
Louis.
830
00:45:29,727 --> 00:45:31,353
Damien was my Waterloo.
831
00:45:32,479 --> 00:45:34,231
[Louis] Girl, you drunk.
832
00:45:34,314 --> 00:45:36,442
-[sighs] Good night.
-[phone beeps]
833
00:45:40,821 --> 00:45:43,031
-[line ringing]
-[Lady Danger] Try her again.
834
00:45:44,908 --> 00:45:47,453
-[automated voice] You have reached...
-Voicemail.
835
00:45:47,536 --> 00:45:49,204
Cold feet. Call back.
836
00:45:50,789 --> 00:45:53,375
-Shit, shit! What is this?
-[police siren chirping]
837
00:45:56,879 --> 00:45:57,838
Be cool.
838
00:45:59,715 --> 00:46:00,758
Kiss me.
839
00:46:02,468 --> 00:46:06,096
Kiss me. What else are we doing
sitting here in a deserted parking lot?
840
00:46:06,180 --> 00:46:07,514
[indistinct police radio chatter]
841
00:46:07,598 --> 00:46:08,599
Shit.
842
00:46:10,434 --> 00:46:12,060
[Lady Danger moans softly]
843
00:46:18,317 --> 00:46:19,568
[window squeaks]
844
00:46:23,739 --> 00:46:24,740
[officer] Down.
845
00:46:27,367 --> 00:46:28,744
-Evening.
-[chuckles softly]
846
00:46:28,827 --> 00:46:30,829
You wanna tell me
what y'all are doing parked here?
847
00:46:30,913 --> 00:46:34,541
Oh, you know, Officer.
Getting a little somethin' somethin'.
848
00:46:35,542 --> 00:46:37,211
I see you got New York plates.
849
00:46:37,795 --> 00:46:38,670
Yes, ma'am.
850
00:46:39,213 --> 00:46:41,673
All the way down
from New York to Kentucky...
851
00:46:42,758 --> 00:46:44,301
by way of Columbus.
852
00:46:47,262 --> 00:46:50,891
A fellow officer warned me
that there was a car with donut tires,
853
00:46:51,391 --> 00:46:55,062
and that that car had been causing
a lot of trouble down here in Kentucky.
854
00:46:55,270 --> 00:46:58,857
Now, I wonder what's gonna happen
when I run these plates.
855
00:47:00,692 --> 00:47:05,405
Oh. [chuckles] My lips are so chapped
from all that kissing.
856
00:47:05,656 --> 00:47:08,700
Um, do you mind if I get some ChapStick?
857
00:47:08,784 --> 00:47:10,327
Keep your hands where I can see 'em.
858
00:47:10,828 --> 00:47:13,080
It's right here, Officer.
859
00:47:13,872 --> 00:47:14,748
Let's see.
860
00:47:15,207 --> 00:47:18,502
Where is that ChapStick? Hmm.
861
00:47:21,672 --> 00:47:22,881
That's a lot of cash.
862
00:47:25,634 --> 00:47:26,677
Want some?
863
00:47:28,178 --> 00:47:31,557
Sure would make it a lot easier on us
for not to have to do so much paperwork.
864
00:47:35,477 --> 00:47:36,603
Is that a Birkin bag?
865
00:47:39,356 --> 00:47:41,692
You know,
my lady's been wanting one of those.
866
00:47:42,484 --> 00:47:44,486
[car engine starts]
867
00:47:45,863 --> 00:47:47,072
[siren chirps]
868
00:47:54,037 --> 00:47:55,789
Well, at least she didn't take us in.
869
00:47:56,999 --> 00:47:59,668
I've wanted that purse my whole life.
870
00:48:01,628 --> 00:48:03,255
That's it. Done.
871
00:48:03,881 --> 00:48:06,967
I'm not spendin' any more of my life
chasing after this queen.
872
00:48:07,342 --> 00:48:09,553
I agree. Waste of time.
873
00:48:11,221 --> 00:48:12,431
We should just kill her.
874
00:48:14,808 --> 00:48:17,394
I'm not killin' someone
because you lost a purse.
875
00:48:21,815 --> 00:48:22,816
I hear you.
876
00:48:24,568 --> 00:48:26,612
But you might change your mind
877
00:48:27,321 --> 00:48:28,655
once you see this.
878
00:48:29,281 --> 00:48:31,992
["Waterloo" playing]
879
00:48:32,743 --> 00:48:34,244
Change your mind yet?
880
00:48:38,749 --> 00:48:40,834
[grunts]
881
00:48:41,710 --> 00:48:43,295
I'll take that as a yes.
882
00:48:44,421 --> 00:48:49,509
♪ I feel like I win when I lose ♪
883
00:48:49,593 --> 00:48:54,056
♪ Waterloo, I was defeated
You won the war... ♪
884
00:48:55,432 --> 00:48:58,143
[AJ] Like I said, I see things.
885
00:48:58,226 --> 00:49:01,104
-♪ Promise to love you forevermore ♪
-[AJ] But some people are blind.
886
00:49:04,191 --> 00:49:07,110
["Ruby Is Red Hot" playing]
♪ Ruby is red hot ♪
887
00:49:08,195 --> 00:49:10,781
♪ Hot fire nonstop ♪
888
00:49:11,406 --> 00:49:14,117
♪ Who got what I got? ♪
889
00:49:14,701 --> 00:49:17,788
♪ Nobody, nobody ♪
890
00:49:18,121 --> 00:49:20,874
♪ Ruby is red hot ♪
891
00:49:21,667 --> 00:49:24,503
♪ Hot fire nonstop ♪
892
00:49:25,128 --> 00:49:27,965
♪ Who got what I got? ♪
893
00:49:41,853 --> 00:49:44,731
♪ Ruby is red hot ♪
894
00:49:45,607 --> 00:49:48,360
♪ Hot fire nonstop ♪
895
00:49:49,069 --> 00:49:51,738
♪ Who got what I got? ♪
896
00:49:52,322 --> 00:49:55,242
♪ Nobody, nobody ♪
897
00:49:56,034 --> 00:49:58,245
♪ Ruby is red hot ♪
898
00:49:59,287 --> 00:50:01,999
♪ Hot fire nonstop ♪
899
00:50:02,833 --> 00:50:05,377
♪ Who got what I got? ♪
900
00:50:06,253 --> 00:50:09,589
♪ Nobody, nobody ♪
901
00:50:10,215 --> 00:50:12,175
[twinkling chimes]
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