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GROANING,
STRAINING
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AIMEE: Dad?
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Dad?
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Ben Tyldesley.
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Ben Tyldesley!
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Get in!
HE LAUGHS
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How could I forget the name
of the first boy
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lucky enough to kiss my little girl?
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Good old Ben Tyldesley.
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Bloody hell!
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Aimee, that's strong stuff,
that, innit?
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Oh!
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It's making my eyes go all blurry.
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Are yours?
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A bit, yeah.
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But it says online it helps.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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It's been really helping me out,
that, love. Nice one.
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Yeah. Here y'are, look...
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When I wanna roll a spliff,
I don't have to get up now.
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HE LAUGHS
Think you're funny, do you?
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I do, yeah.
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Look, seriously, though, you need
to get back to school today.
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You've been off for two weeks.
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OK? I don't need you here
looking after me. I'm fine.
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Right, I'm going for a number two.
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Argh!
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Oh, eh, ooh!
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HE LAUGHS
Fuck off!
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I'm sorry, love.
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Look at his hair.
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Look at the way his chin
kinda points upwards.
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Look at the way he desperately wants
to hire a gardener.
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BOYS LAUGH
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Look at the way his face
is telling me he owns a painting
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of his great-great-grandad.
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THEY LAUGH
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Lad, I'm only messing, lad.
You seem all right for a posh boy.
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You seem all right
for Reece's cousin.
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I thought you were gonna turn up
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with six Primark bags
and three kids.
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My missus
doesn't let me see me the kids
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since I got caught robbing
from Primark.
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Ooh.
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Shouldn't have said that.
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I'm having you on, you div!
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THEY LAUGH
Had you going there, lad.
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Yeah, don't worry, sis.
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He's gonna be fine here with me
for the week, yeah.
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I'll make sure
he stays out of trouble. Exactly.
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Best to get him away
from those bad-influence,
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scumbag, thieving, feral, awful,
dirty mates of his, yeah.
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Yeah, yeah. No.
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We all know he wouldn't have stolen
it if it wasn't for them.
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Get on this, lads. When I was
on my own before, I took these.
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I was coming back from the shop,
and there was a delivery van,
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and when the fella took a parcel
into the house,
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I jumped into the back
and nabbed 'em.
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You can always tell which ones
are the new iPhones
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because they come in a box
that's rectangle... like an iPhone.
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Your lucky day, lads!
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Santa, me!
I haven't got one for you, mate,
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but you've probably got one,
haven't you?
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I actually don't, cos I employ
"ye ma" to text for me.
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THEY LAUGH
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I didn't bring a jacket.
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What, you want me
to freeze my tits off?
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No, don't worry.
I won't say a word to my mum.
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She knows exactly how important
your reputation is to your career.
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And our Reece, yeah.
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No, he won't say a word, even though
he can be a right blabbermouth.
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OK, honey, all right.
Love you, bye!
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Mum, are you sitting down?
Cos you're not gonna believe this.
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Our Tyreece,
he's been caught shoplifting again!
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Yes, I know, Mum, it's shocking!
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He's on his final warning, mm-hm.
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It's Steph's fault. She's completely
lost control of him.
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She's lost the dressing room, Mum!
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Hey! One and you're through!
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For any newcomers,
here's the rules...
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There are no rules.
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Argh! Argh!
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Bit hard that, Pat.
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Brexit means Brexit, Connor.
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'It's making
my eyes go all blurry. Are yours?'
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There she is now!
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She's bonkers...
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She got no shame?
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Yo!
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She's been off for, like, two weeks.
Rat, her, like.
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Wrong 'un.
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I'd have just switched country, me.
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You heard what she said about my ma?
I'd be mortified if I was her.
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Rat! Bang out of order.
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Thus bescreened in night,
so stumblest upon my counsel?
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By a name I know not
how to tell thee who I am.
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SLOW CLAPPING
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POSH ACCENT:
Splendid, Grace, darling.
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You used so many techniques
all in one line.
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IN OWN ACCENT:
Although you forgot the technique
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where you bend over and stick
your head up your own arse.
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LAUGHTER
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Christopher, I love the choice
you've made to play Romeo
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like a gormless prick.
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That's right, I'm back, bitches.
The Juliet OG.
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The big dog's back.
I'm really glad you're back, Aimee.
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It takes a lot of courage to return
after what you did.
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Off you pop, pouty.
Let me show you how Juliet's done.
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Go 'ead, girl!
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Art thou not, Romeo, a Montague
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and the coward who believeth
that I would be'est so horrible
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as to posteth a TikTok video
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slagging off everyone
in this school?
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That's not...
Can we just do the scene?
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Aimee!
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Aimee! Whilst you've been away,
everyone's been working really hard.
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I need to know your head's
in the right place.
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Er, that's discrimination,
that, sir.
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She's clearly got
some kind of mental health issues.
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Do you not believe
in mental health, sir?
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Love creating mental health stigma,
do you, sir?
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Can't see it so doesn't exist, sir?
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Your dad told you to man up
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so you've suppressed your emotions
all your life, sir?
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You wanna lock her in an asylum
like it's the 1950s
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instead of helping her, sir?
No!
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STIFLED LAUGHTER
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Done a course.
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Because of your 1950s attitude, sir?
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No! Just... Just try
to get better quickly, please.
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But also in your own time.
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Your recovery is the most important
thing, so...
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But also, it is opening night
on Wednesday, so...
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Hey!
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Are you actually all right,
though, girl?
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Where is it?
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My mum's wedding ring!
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I still find it mad
that she was from Liverpool
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but managed to produce
such a floppy-haired, posh meff.
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Nobody else has been in my room!
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but you might get a bird in there
one day.
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You were the only person
that knew where I kept it!
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Maybe Pat knew?
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Don't rule her out,
she's desperate for cash.
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She offered herself sexually to me.
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We couldn't agree on a price,
though,
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cos, you see,
I wanted a kiss on the lips,
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but she was worried
such a degree of intimacy
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might turn us into a relationship.
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It's not funny! You know how much
that ring means to me.
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Oh, my God!
Is that what you think of me?
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What do you want me to think
when you do this?
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I stuck my neck on the line for you.
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Do you think anyone
would have been mates
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Oh, thank you so much, Reece!
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Oh, here, take my watch, too,
as long as we can still be mates!
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I could never be mates
with someone like you.
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It was never gonna work, lad.
Like Vardys and Rooneys.
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Scousers and Mancs.
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Normal lads
and posh helmets like you!
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Get on the other side of the road,
you muppet!
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I'm a bellend.
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Don't you mean
"I'm a complete bellend"?
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Aimee.
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Morris.
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What will she do?
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Worry about
what the dickheads think of her?
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Or show them the amazing actress
she really is?
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Will there be dirty looks
from those watching?
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Probably.
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Or will she give
a stunning performance?
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Definitely.
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Oh, Aims, I always know
when you're not all right.
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We know the truth, so who cares
what everyone else thinks?
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Don't hide. Just do this for you.
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Or option two,
I'll just make a TikTok video
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slagging everyone off,
and I will destroy lives.
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Takes the heat off you, innit?
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OK, but option two's always there
if you do change your mind, girl.
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THEY CHUCKLE
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I'm passing the phone to the boy
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who's the face
of the Stop The Boats campaign.
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I'm passing the phone
to the lad who's so posh,
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he thinks he has to apologise
for British colonisation.
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I am so sorry
for my ancestors' behaviour.
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I'm passing the phone
to the lad who, unlike me,
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can't tell the difference between
a dessert spoon or a teaspoon.
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I'm passing the phone
to the lad who, when he was 12,
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got caught by his auntie
wanking to Jasmine off Aladdin.
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THEY LAUGH
What's funny?
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# A whole new world!
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# A new fantastic point of view! #
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THEY LAUGH
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Nah, Tyreece got us doing
the pass-the-phone challenge.
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Oh, sound. Let's go again.
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We're finished with that now, lad.
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Yeah.
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I've gotta go for my tea anyway.
Lad, you are sick!
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THEY LAUGH
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Ah!
Come on, Ted.
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Can I come yours, Ted?
See you in a bit, lad.
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Oh, nice one, man.
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I'll see you in a bit, lad, yeah?
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They new webs, lad?
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Yeah, I treated myself. I've endured
a very stressful time recently.
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Haven't you just been
on a skiing trip?
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Two-hour delay on the way back, lad.
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Is that a new jacket?
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What, you like it? It's like yours
but a better version.
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You took his ring, didn't you?
What did you do, pawn it?
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It was worth 500 quid! Buzzing.
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Lad, it was his mum's ring.
She died.
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Well, that's bang on,
that is, innit,
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but a ring's
not gonna bring her back.
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Yeah, used to.
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I sold it for 50 quid.
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Acceptance, mate.
One of the stages of grief.
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Well, lad, he thinks it was me.
So we're taking your stuff back.
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Nah, are we fuck! I'm well within
my rights to have all this stuff.
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He probably gets new clobber
every week.
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He's not as rich as you think he is.
Why do you think he's here?
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Yeah, well, he defo thinks
he's better than us.
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Are you two bezzies or something?
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Oh! I thought I seen you two
giving each other the eyes,
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the pre-bum eyes.
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Are you mad? You're on a caution.
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Aw. Reckon he's gonna make you
wear a condom tonight now, lad?
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Lad, I'm being serious!
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Look, are we just gonna sit back
and let the rich get richer?
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Isn't your ma
some marketing manager?
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Deputy marketing manager!
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And what are you
bringing that up for?
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You know she was in bits
when she didn't get it.
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About 250.
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But I was planning
a little a la carte dining session
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at Bella Italia, on me,
if you want, lad?
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Nah. You're giving it to me.
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Cos then I've gotta find another
250 quid to buy it back for him.
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Yeah. You probably need
a bit more on top of that, like.
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It's how the pawn shop
makes their money.
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Yeah, I know, lad.
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Jesus wept.
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Oh, yeah!
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Hang on a minute, here y'are.
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Here!
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00:11:18,960 --> 00:11:20,960
What the fuck
do you want 300 quid for?
247
00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:26,000
Sixth formers only, dickhead.
248
00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:29,960
But I'm offering you
a first-look deal
249
00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:31,960
on coming round
for my ma's teas for two months,
250
00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:33,320
no Mo or Ted.
251
00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:34,960
It's an enticing offer...
252
00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:38,640
Erm, I accidentally broke
Ted's laptop,
253
00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:41,640
and he said I need to buy him
a new one.
254
00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:42,960
Ted, babe! Come here.
255
00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:45,800
# Money talks, mm-hm... #
256
00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:46,960
# Money talks... #
257
00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:48,960
300 quid, I'm gonna need a nude.
258
00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:51,160
Yeah?
Come here.
259
00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:53,480
Listen, you. Accidents happen.
260
00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:56,960
Like I could accidently bury
your head in this bolognese sauce.
261
00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:57,960
Mum?
262
00:11:57,960 --> 00:11:59,960
Do you feel me?
Yeah!
263
00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:01,960
# Money talks... #
264
00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:03,960
Vile.
265
00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:05,960
Fuck off, lad.
266
00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:07,960
Say hi to your ma.
267
00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:09,960
Fixed it.
268
00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:11,960
How am I gonna get a nude
off my own ma?
269
00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:12,960
That's your problem, mate.
270
00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:18,960
# Money talks, mm-hm
Money talks... #
271
00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:20,960
Gutted!
272
00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:36,160
'Ah, you're gonna be
amazing tonight, girl.'
273
00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:37,960
Are you sure it's gonna be OK?
274
00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:39,960
'Trust me,
you're gonna absolutely smash it
275
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:41,960
'cos you're
my little Janet Jackson.'
276
00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:43,960
'Oh.
277
00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:46,640
'Anyways, I'd better finish
my make-up.
278
00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:48,960
'I'll see you soon,
and don't worry, girl.'
279
00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:50,960
Thanks, girl. I'll see you later.
280
00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:03,640
Dad! I'm going now.
281
00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:07,960
SHE SIGHS
Dickhead!
282
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,960
Where is she?
283
00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:20,000
Sir, she's coming! Chill your boots.
284
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:23,640
'I'm sorry, but the
person you called is not available.'
285
00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:26,960
Sitting off in a pub?
Is she having a laugh?
286
00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:29,960
Aw. It's not surprising.
287
00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:31,960
Poor girl's got issues.
288
00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:34,000
Let's just hope
she doesn't turn into a drunkard.
289
00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:39,480
Hey... did you just hear that?
290
00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:41,800
The gimp who hacked Aimee's TikTok
291
00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:43,960
called Lucy Gill
a drunkard in the video. So?
292
00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:46,960
Well, not many people in this school
would use that word, love.
293
00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:49,960
They'd just say,
"Pisshead, her, like."
294
00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:51,960
Hey... Grace.
295
00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:54,480
Do you know,
it looks like you're right, girl.
296
00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:56,960
Aims has got issues,
and she's let us down.
297
00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:58,960
Mr Dunn's asked, would you stand in
and be our Juliet?
298
00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:00,960
Oh! Oh, my God!
299
00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:03,960
I will, for all of us.
300
00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:05,960
Nice one. Hey, do you want me
to take a pic of you?
301
00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:07,960
Aw, our new Juliet.
302
00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:11,960
Hey! Excuse me, what are you doing?
303
00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:14,480
LOCK CLICKS
Give me my phone back!
304
00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:16,960
MUFFLED: Excuse me!
This is illegal, you know!
305
00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:18,800
'..dad is in prison
306
00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:20,960
'and her mum
is a drunkard crackhead...' Eeh!
307
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:23,960
..but the most tragic thing about
her is...' Oh, watch what happens!
308
00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:26,960
Hey! It was you!
309
00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:28,960
The video's on your phone,
you little scruff!
310
00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:32,000
She's completely just made that up!
Another one lost the plot.
311
00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:34,960
You coming to get her, posh bellend?
312
00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:37,960
I mean, I don't get it,
but for some reason, she likes you.
313
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,960
I think I'm the last person
she wants to see.
314
00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:42,000
I mean, you are right, love,
but she's only upset with you
315
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,960
because she likes you.
316
00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:49,960
But, like, I really, really
do not get what she sees in you.
317
00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:50,960
Thanks.
318
00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:54,960
HE LAUGHS,
APPLAUSE
319
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,960
He's back!
320
00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:57,960
Bloody hell!
321
00:14:57,960 --> 00:14:58,960
We don't see you for ages,
322
00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:00,960
and you come back
looking like death's door Elvis!
323
00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:02,960
LAUGHTER
324
00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:05,000
Aw, listen, I'm sorry, everyone.
325
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:08,480
I'm sorry I haven't been doing
my regular slot for a while.
326
00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:11,480
It's just... Well, I had a bit
of bad news, to be honest with you.
327
00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:12,960
Aww.
Yeah.
328
00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:15,960
I was diagnosed
with primary progressive MS.
329
00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:16,960
It's all right.
330
00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:18,960
We had a Johnny Cash tribute
in here. Amazing.
331
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,000
It's like being in the room
with him.
332
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,160
LAUGHTER
333
00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:23,960
WOMAN: And your act was getting
quite a bit boring, mate.
334
00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:25,160
Quite a bit boring, Barbara?
335
00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:26,960
Well, no-one forces you
to come, love!
336
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,960
LAUGHTER
337
00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:30,960
Oh, do you know what?
338
00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:32,960
One of you said to me there
in the toilet,
339
00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:34,960
"I thought you were dead, lad."
340
00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:38,960
I'll be honest with you.
Sometimes, it's felt like that.
341
00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:39,960
So sorry, lad.
342
00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:43,960
But see that beauty there?
That's our Aimee.
343
00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:47,960
She's been the strong one
through all this, not me.
344
00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:49,960
She sorted me some weed,
345
00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:51,960
which, you know,
really helps with the pain,
346
00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:55,960
and... she, er... she even made me
this walking cane.
347
00:15:56,960 --> 00:16:00,320
But I refuse to use it because then
it's like all this is real.
348
00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:05,960
I wanna be the man of house
and take care of her,
349
00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:09,160
but now I've got these fears
that my body's gonna let me down.
350
00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:14,960
And I don't wanna let you down,
love.
351
00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:18,960
Oh, God, listen to him.
352
00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:20,960
Right. Give me that.
353
00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:22,960
I also got him the weed
to make him sleepy,
354
00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:25,320
because when he's awake,
he does my head in.
355
00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:26,960
LAUGHTER
356
00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:28,960
Is there any need for you?
357
00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:31,960
I've just been pouring
my bloody heart out here!
358
00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:33,960
Have you got any idea
what it's like living with you?
359
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:37,960
Every time I try and help, he moans.
Tell 'em all about that.
360
00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:40,000
That's cos
I don't want your help, love.
361
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,960
And I don't want to be helping you
362
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:44,960
off the bathroom floor at 4am
cos you fell.
363
00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:46,960
I wanna be helping Mia-Louise
into bed at 4am
364
00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:49,960
cos she's pissed out of her face
after a boss night with me.
365
00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:50,960
Oh!
366
00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:53,960
I don't want to be missing school
because I'm walking around shops
367
00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:55,960
looking for fennel seeds
cos you can't shit.
368
00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:57,960
All right.
369
00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:00,000
I wanna be in school,
enjoying myself.
370
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:03,960
But I help you because I love you.
371
00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:05,960
Aw.
372
00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:09,960
So we need to deal with it together,
the best that we can.
373
00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:12,640
I get it, love, I do. I get it.
374
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:14,960
Look... can I have my hug now?
375
00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:16,960
Oh!
376
00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:19,960
Cos you can start with listening
to me about using this cane.
377
00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:21,960
Cane! Cane! Cane!
378
00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:25,960
Cane! Cane!
Cane! Cane! Cane! Cane!
379
00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:29,160
Cane! Cane! Cane! Cane!
Cane! Cane! Cane! Cane!
380
00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:32,640
All right! All right, OK, OK.
Oh!
381
00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:33,960
I'll give it a go.
382
00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:35,960
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
383
00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:39,960
Hey, it's not bad, that.
384
00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:41,960
Getting Willy Wonka vibes, though.
385
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:44,960
Willy Wanker vibes!
386
00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:49,960
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
387
00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:51,960
I love you.
388
00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:02,960
Your dad's got M&S?
389
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:06,480
MS. M&S is Marks & Spencer.
All right, smart arse.
390
00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:09,000
Oh, I'm sorry to hear about that,
Wayno, love.
391
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:12,960
Hey, come on. Tell me all about it.
Mine's a vodka and Coke. A double.
392
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,960
You may have ruined your chance
to be Juliet,
393
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:19,960
but if they're looking to cast
a Scouse Florence Nightingale,
394
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:20,960
you're their girl.
395
00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:22,640
Who's Florence Nightingale?
396
00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:25,960
She was this nurse who, during...
397
00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:29,000
Look, I'm sorry we doubted you
about the TikTok video.
398
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,160
We found out it was Grace
that hacked you.
399
00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:33,160
I suppose it makes sense.
400
00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:34,960
It's just,
you were acting so strange.
401
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:36,640
Why didn't you say something?
402
00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:38,960
It's not exactly the best
conversation-starter, is it?
403
00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:42,480
"Hey, my dad's got MS, and I have
no idea how to handle it."
404
00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:44,960
I don't know if there is
a right way to handle it,
405
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:46,320
but you could try talking to me.
406
00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:48,960
It's good to share.
407
00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:52,960
Look, you know the only reason
why I get away with being Romeo
408
00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:54,960
is because you're so good,
409
00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:56,960
you make me feel
like I'm in the moment.
410
00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:59,960
It's too late. The play has started.
411
00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:03,640
There'll be other plays.
Just promise me you'll do them.
412
00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:04,960
I promise.
413
00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:08,960
This one's for you, Barbie.
414
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:11,960
# Lord Almighty
I feel my temperature rising... #
415
00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:13,960
Come on, everybody!
Uh-huh-huh.
416
00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:14,960
LAUGHTER
417
00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:18,800
PHONE CHIMES
418
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:30,960
I knew it was you.
What's wrong with you?
419
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:33,960
Reece, get out here! I've been
looking for you, you slippery shite!
420
00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:38,960
What were you doing on Monday,
you thieving toerag?
421
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:41,960
Really?
422
00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:43,960
Because someone saw you
scuttling back to our house
423
00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:45,960
like the rat you are!
What else have you stole?
424
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:47,960
Nothing!
Mum, it wasn't me! I swear to God!
425
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:49,960
Then how come you're wearing
the same jacket
426
00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:52,480
as the lad on the CCTV footage?
427
00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:55,960
The CCTV footage I've just had
the fucking joy of watching
428
00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:57,000
down the police station!
429
00:19:58,960 --> 00:19:59,960
It's probably a coincidence!
430
00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:01,960
I don't believe
in coincidences, lad,
431
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:03,960
but I do believe
in thieving gobshites!
432
00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:06,960
That's what?
433
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:09,960
That's what, Reece?
434
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:12,960
That's me, yeah.
435
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:17,160
Yeah, you look like that, lad,
436
00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:20,960
because you've just humiliated me
and our little family.
437
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,960
You're unbelievable.
438
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:33,960
Nice one.
Proper grateful for that, lad.
439
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:36,640
I don't know why I do it, you know.
I don't wanna hurt anyone.
440
00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:38,960
I know,
but you need to stop it, lad.
441
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:40,480
You're right, you know, lad.
442
00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:44,960
Hey, look, as a thanks, let me
get you a Domino's.
443
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:47,960
I've got my ma's credit card
saved to my Google account.
444
00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:49,960
Lad, you can't keep...
445
00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:52,960
Just put some Chicken Kickers
on there, lad.
446
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,160
'Oh, for fuck's sake, Mum!'
447
00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:56,960
Yeah, well, good news
travels fast, don't it?
448
00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:58,960
Who told you?
449
00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:01,960
Steph? Yeah, well, she's not one
to be gossiping, is she?
450
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:06,960
I have not lost the dressing room,
Mum!
451
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:09,480
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
452
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:13,000
BOOING
453
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:18,960
This is going straight on TikTok.
454
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:26,480
From now on,
don't come past this line, OK?
455
00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:29,960
And keep YOUR ball on YOUR side!
456
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:30,960
VAR decision.
457
00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:33,960
Er, still kicks the ball
like a two-year-old.
458
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,960
VAR decision.
Erm, backstabbing thief!
459
00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:42,960
Knobhead!
460
00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:45,960
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