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We're getting a real criminal
element in this club.
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What would the A-Team
be doing at Beverly Bay?
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There's a major counterfeiting
operation going on at this club.
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I knew it. All these
rich folks are crooks.
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Do you mind if I play through?
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Who the hell are you?
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We've got your $2 million
of funny money.
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He's history!
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I don't think so, sucker!
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There's a bomb in that plane that's
set to go off in three minutes.
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In 1972,
a crack commando unit...
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was sent to prison
by a military court...
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for a crime they didn't commit.
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These men promptly escaped...
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from a maximum-security
stockade...
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to the Los Angeles underground.
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Today, still wanted
by the government...
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they survive
as soldiers of fortune.
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If you have a problem,
if no one else can help...
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and if you can find them...
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maybe you can hire the A-Team.
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This is the big surprise?
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Isn't it fantastic?
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Lunch at the Beverly Bay Club.
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It's Friday, Face.
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Fridays I sneak into Paramount
and try to hustle...
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a job out of
a casting director or two.
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Yeah, well, your sneaking
days are over, Hannibal.
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'Cause Templeton Peck
is moving up in society.
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Here you go.
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Well, I'll just leave
the keys in the car.
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I still don't see how this is going
to turn my acting career around.
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Hannibal, you can meet
more producers here...
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at one lunch than you can in a whole
year of sneaking onto studio lots.
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This is the lunch spot
in Beverly Hills, you know.
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For instance, Jeff Sikorsky...
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- Head of Bi-Star Productions?
- ...has lunch here every Friday.
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Just like clockwork. Always
orders tuna fish and milk.
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Now wait a minute, this is a
very exclusive club, Face.
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What are you?
Their token fugitive?
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Look, I always wanted
to be a member of this place.
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Well, I started putting in
applications before I went to Nam.
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In fact, I patterned the DMZ
Racquet Club after this place.
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Yes, right down to the sauna
and the men's locker room.
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Ah, Mr. LeCraw.
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Listen, I want you to meet a very
good friend of mine, Hannibal Smith.
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- How do you do?
- How do you do?
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Listen, Chuck,
I want to thank you...
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and the membership committee
again for all you've done.
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Well, it was a very close vote, Mr.
Hemmings, but you are in.
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And I couldn't be more pleased.
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There is still the two-month
trial period, you understand.
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Oh, yes, yes, yes,
I'm behind you 100% on that.
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We can't be too careful over who we
grant membership into a club like this.
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Although, personally, I don't
even see why we need two months.
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I mean, I can spot the riffraff
in two days, for crying out loud.
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Goodbye.
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Mr. Hemmings, this club
is going to cost you a fortune.
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Yes, well, obviously,
my background wouldn't fly.
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Ashley Hemmings, on the other
hand, prepped at Westminster...
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yes, and then went on to Yale.
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Yes, captain of the rowing team.
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Center-midfielder on
the lacrosse team, you know.
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Corporate attorney in Century City,
with a second house in Newport Beach.
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Can't wait to see his yacht.
Plane. He flies a plane.
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Took me two months
to create this guy.
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You know, bank records, credit
ratings, driver's license--
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Madras shirt, argyle socks.
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Ha-ha!
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Two for lunch, Mr...
Hemmings.
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This way.
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Face, are you sure you're
gonna be comfortable...
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being a member of this club?
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Hannibal, this is my chance
to be part of the upper crust.
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Thank you.
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Which, of course,
is where I belong.
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But it's Ashley Hemmings
who's being...
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part of the upper crust,
not Templeton Peck.
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Well, look, I just wanna
go legit, Hannibal.
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Now, I don't want
to end up in prison.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Jeff Sikorsky,
last table on the left.
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One of the key movers and
shakers in Hollywood.
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Of course, here, he's just
another member of the club.
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- I'm not sure about this, Face.
- Ashley. I'm Ashley Hemmings.
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Funny, you're a dead ringer
for Templeton Peck.
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- What are you doing at my club?
- I'm a guest of Dr. Richter.
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Your psychiatrist brings you
to his country club?
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Every Friday.
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Yes, doubles in the morning,
and a session at lunch.
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You see, exercise, it frees up
those associative blockers.
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Well, do me a favor, Murdock.
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I'm Ashley Hemmings,
and you don't know me.
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Oh, what a shame.
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I mean, the value of a place like this
is getting to know the right people.
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Oh, the doctor's in the locker room.
I'll sign the check.
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That's fine, Mr. Murdock.
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The man is signing checks.
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- There you go.
- See you next Friday.
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I'll be here.
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I can't even sign checks
for two more months.
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You know, Hannibal, you really
should try the hot pecan pie.
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Simply scrumptious.
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Oh, here he comes.
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Keep it up.
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Jeff, how's the fish?
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Hey, how's the backhand?
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Jeff, Jeff Sikorsky, I'd like you to
meet a dear, dear friend of mine.
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Hannibal Smith. Jeff Sikorsky.
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- How do you do, Mr. Sikorsky?
- Oh, please, Jeff.
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"Hannibal Smith."
What a great name.
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Hannibal is a very fine actor.
He's just in from New York.
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Really? You should shoot
your résumé over to my office.
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- Mark it personal and confidential.
- I'll do that, Jeff.
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Does that put me in
for the 10%, Jeff?
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Means that you can add it
to my tennis losses, H.M.
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Listen, I've gotta run.
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- It's nice meeting you, Hannibal.
- Same, Jeff.
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- Bye.
- Take care.
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Well, thanks for the intro.
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You told him not to
know you, remember?
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You're palling around
with Jeff Sikorsky?
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Great exec, lousy tennis player.
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Dr. Richter and I are cleaning
his clock at doubles.
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Oh, I don't believe this.
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- There you are, Ashley.
- Oh, no.
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I just had to stop by and tell you
that my daughter Adrian is here today.
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- Really?
- Oh, really.
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She's playing the front nine.
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She'll probably be making the
clubhouse turn at any minute.
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So, why don't we go down there and
I will finally introduce you?
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Well, see, I'm sort of
busy here, Mrs. Prescott.
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Oh, that's okay, Ash,
you go ahead. I'll be fine.
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Oh.
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Then it's all settled.
See you down there.
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Thanks. Boy, is this lunch
turning south.
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Oh, Face, the real benefit of a club like
this is getting to know the right people.
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Oh, Hannibal, please, this
daughter's gotta be a real woofer.
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Well, you're the caddy, it's
your job to mark the lie.
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Okay.
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I found it.
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Give it to me.
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What the heck is this?
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It's a golf bag. Who would put
a golf bag in the middle of--
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Forget the bag.
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Adrian.
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Adrian, we can't keep
sneaking around like this.
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Don't you think we should
tell your mother about us?
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No. Absolutely not.
She'd never understand.
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Now shut up and kiss me.
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Adrian is always off in the rough.
She has a terrible slice.
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And maybe
you could correct that.
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Yeah, look, maybe we
should do this another time.
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Oh, don't be silly. Adrian!
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Oh, my gosh. It's my mother.
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Where are you, dear?
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Mother, what are you doing here?
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- So, this is your--
- You were due back 20 minutes ago.
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Now, I could see
your bag from the patio.
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So I just decided
that we would surprise you.
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I hate surprises.
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This is Ashley Hemmings.
Ashley is an attorney.
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Another surprise?
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Yes, how do you do?
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Excuse me,
mind if we play through?
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Go ahead! Come on, Mother,
I'm through for the day.
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There's a slice
worse than yours, dear.
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Oh, Adrian, perhaps we should
give the gentleman a ride.
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We don't pick up hitchhikers.
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I thought you two should meet.
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You know, we have an extra
ticket to the roast tomorrow.
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- Mother, I told you, I'm busy tomorrow.
- Don't be rude, dear.
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Rude is trying to marry me
off on the ninth fairway.
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Hey, he found our bag.
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Hey, you, with the bag!
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Keep driving, girls.
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Tennis courts are nightlit. There's
an extra putting green there.
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That's the front nine, and that's
Faceman chasing someone into the rough.
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No shooting in the rough.
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Let's get out of here.
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Wait for me, guys!
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Try to stay off
the fairway, okay, guys?
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Move it out of here!
Come on!
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Oh, no.
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Fore!
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Playing through!
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Oh, no, not on the green!
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Well...
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Chuck LeCraw is gonna love this.
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You have been a
member for a week...
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and we find your golf cart
upside down on the eighth green.
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On a green, yet!
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Chuck, listen, I'm really
very sorry about all this...
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but those two players
were shooting at that caddy.
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What two players?
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The two players that
jumped over the wall.
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Mr. Hemmings, our members usually
leave the club through the lobby.
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Well, I don't think these guys
were members. See, they had guns.
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Oh.
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Well, Andy Brumby, who was
crouched for a putt on seven...
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says you had the gun.
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- Me? A gun?
- Mmm.
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Look, according to
the starter's sheet...
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those players were signed in as
guests of a Mr. Bob McKeever.
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He claims these
men were brought...
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into the club by you,
Mr. McKeever.
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Chuck, I didn't have any guests today.
Somebody must have signed my name.
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And I thought we had a rule...
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about guests signing in with
members present and all that.
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You're absolutely right, Bob.
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Besides, my guests keep their
firearms mounted on the wall.
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Gin.
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Super.
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Well, boys, that's it.
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62, 25 for gin is 87.
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Plus the four that you lost
when he knocked.
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Well, let's see,
that makes $10 a point and--
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$1,862.
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- How did you do that?
- Oh, well, it's just a talent I have.
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Well, sorry to bother you, Bob.
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No bother.
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I'm on probation.
Can you believe that?
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I'm sorry, Face.
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Face?
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Hannibal? Ash.
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00:15:23,364 --> 00:15:25,742
Look, who are you?
What's going on?
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We're the guys who know what
you were doing in the rough...
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with a caddy
named Frank Pallotta.
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So?
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So? Honey, the guys
with the guns...
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were trying to kill
that caddy friend of yours.
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We can't have things like that going
on at the country club, now, can we?
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If I were you,
I'd tell us where he is.
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Otherwise you may wind up explaining
that to your mother at his funeral.
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All right, let's go.
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Attorney, huh?
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For you, Bob.
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Excuse me.
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Yeah.
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00:15:55,980 --> 00:15:57,440
- Any luck?
- Yeah, we got an address...
241
00:15:57,523 --> 00:15:59,150
on that caddy
that grabbed the bag.
242
00:15:59,233 --> 00:16:00,109
Good.
243
00:16:00,401 --> 00:16:03,946
Now you go over there
and terminate the deal.
244
00:16:04,030 --> 00:16:05,490
- You sure?
- Absolutely.
245
00:16:05,573 --> 00:16:08,659
- But make sure you get a refund first.
- Yes, sir.
246
00:16:09,035 --> 00:16:12,121
Oh, and there's a new member
here named Ashley Hemmings.
247
00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:15,083
I think you may have run
into him on the golf course.
248
00:16:15,166 --> 00:16:17,960
I think that you may wanna
take the time to meet him.
249
00:16:18,044 --> 00:16:19,212
Yes, sir.
250
00:16:19,337 --> 00:16:20,338
Right.
251
00:16:22,006 --> 00:16:23,382
Vice presidents.
252
00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:27,011
You gotta remind them every
day how to conduct business.
253
00:16:30,139 --> 00:16:31,724
Frank, are you home?
254
00:16:39,690 --> 00:16:41,943
Looks like we're not
the only ones on his trail.
255
00:16:42,860 --> 00:16:44,904
Face, you and Adrian
check the bedroom.
256
00:16:58,126 --> 00:16:59,544
Hold it, kid!
257
00:17:04,924 --> 00:17:07,510
I don't have it. Look, I'm
telling you, I don't have it!
258
00:17:07,677 --> 00:17:09,637
Relax, man, your
girlfriend wanna see you.
259
00:17:13,432 --> 00:17:15,226
A golf bag filled with money?
260
00:17:15,309 --> 00:17:17,395
That must have been the reason
they were chasing me.
261
00:17:17,812 --> 00:17:22,650
This bag was packed solid
full of cash, $100 bills.
262
00:17:22,817 --> 00:17:24,026
The golf bag.
263
00:17:24,819 --> 00:17:26,320
What do you think, Face?
What would it hold?
264
00:17:26,362 --> 00:17:29,407
Well, a golf bag's
about three feet high...
265
00:17:29,490 --> 00:17:32,451
and let's say, oh,
16 inches in diameter...
266
00:17:32,577 --> 00:17:35,663
and then there's those little side pockets
where you keep the balls and tees, and...
267
00:17:35,746 --> 00:17:37,957
Yeah, see, each packet
is $10,000..
268
00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:41,085
So, I'd say you could stuff
about $2 million in there...
269
00:17:41,169 --> 00:17:43,045
and still have room
for a couple of golf clubs.
270
00:17:43,629 --> 00:17:44,630
Where's the bag?
271
00:17:44,755 --> 00:17:47,466
Well, I stashed it in the rough
when I jumped over the wall.
272
00:17:47,550 --> 00:17:49,343
The thing was really
slowing me down.
273
00:17:49,427 --> 00:17:51,554
You left $2 million
in the woods?
274
00:17:51,637 --> 00:17:53,014
Money isn't everything, Adrian.
275
00:17:53,097 --> 00:17:55,933
But it ain't nothing. Let's get
that bag before somebody else does.
276
00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:57,518
You locate that caddy?
277
00:17:57,643 --> 00:17:59,770
We tore his place up.
No bag, no caddy--
278
00:17:59,854 --> 00:18:02,648
Find the caddy and make him
take you to the bag.
279
00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:04,567
That means coming
back to the club.
280
00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:06,903
You come on back,
I'll arrange cover for you.
281
00:18:07,028 --> 00:18:11,032
Tell Yelvington to go back to the airport.
We don't want to raise any eyebrows.
282
00:18:11,115 --> 00:18:12,116
Yes, sir.
283
00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:19,832
I think I ran over that way.
284
00:18:23,669 --> 00:18:24,921
Bingo.
285
00:18:33,888 --> 00:18:35,306
Oh, yes.
286
00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:42,563
Take a look.
287
00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:45,608
Funny money.
288
00:18:45,816 --> 00:18:48,027
- It's counterfeit?
- Just paper.
289
00:18:48,486 --> 00:18:52,156
So, we got a bag
full of counterfeit dough...
290
00:18:52,198 --> 00:18:55,201
and two hook-nosed golfers
trying to pick it up.
291
00:18:55,284 --> 00:18:57,119
Those thugs were signed in
with McKeever...
292
00:18:57,203 --> 00:18:59,288
whose guests don't carry guns...
293
00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:02,124
but nonetheless were shooting
at our boy Frank here.
294
00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:03,793
Hey, wait a minute,
wait a minute.
295
00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:06,629
You just can't waltz
into the Beverly Bay...
296
00:19:06,712 --> 00:19:08,589
and sign in
as a guest of a member.
297
00:19:08,673 --> 00:19:10,716
Nay, they watch this place
pretty close.
298
00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:12,134
Good point, Murdock.
299
00:19:12,593 --> 00:19:14,762
What does this guy McKeever
do for a living?
300
00:19:15,221 --> 00:19:17,223
He's the president
of Merchant Security Bank.
301
00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:18,766
I love it.
302
00:19:18,849 --> 00:19:22,395
I knew it, I knew it. All
these rich folks are crooks.
303
00:19:22,478 --> 00:19:25,690
That is a gross
generalization...
304
00:19:25,731 --> 00:19:28,109
when applied to an entire
sociological target group.
305
00:19:28,192 --> 00:19:29,819
Yeah, but it's true.
306
00:19:30,361 --> 00:19:31,946
Come on, I wanna meet this guy.
307
00:19:37,368 --> 00:19:39,245
Why do we have to hide it here?
308
00:19:39,745 --> 00:19:41,664
Because we have to
get to it quickly.
309
00:19:41,747 --> 00:19:44,250
This is just temporary.
310
00:19:44,458 --> 00:19:47,503
I'm doomed. I'll never
get off probation now.
311
00:19:47,646 --> 00:19:50,899
I can say I "was" a member
of Beverly Bay Club.
312
00:19:50,924 --> 00:19:52,341
Yeah, for a week.
313
00:19:52,717 --> 00:19:55,928
All right, we got a bag of
funny money and a banker.
314
00:19:56,053 --> 00:19:57,638
Now, what else do we know
about McKeever?
315
00:19:57,722 --> 00:20:00,725
- He plays gin for $10 a point.
- Golf, too.
316
00:20:00,808 --> 00:20:04,979
I've heard talk around the club
about his game. It's high stakes.
317
00:20:05,146 --> 00:20:07,732
I think McKeever's handicap
is about an eight.
318
00:20:07,815 --> 00:20:08,607
Hmm.
319
00:20:08,691 --> 00:20:12,445
A gambler. I bet the guy
just hates to lose. Okay.
320
00:20:13,237 --> 00:20:14,739
We'll get him in a golf game.
321
00:20:14,905 --> 00:20:17,867
Face, you and Murdock get rid of whomever
he's supposed to play with today.
322
00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:21,537
Well, how do you propose
to meet McKeever?
323
00:20:21,746 --> 00:20:24,498
Well, we're all members of
the same club, right, Face?
324
00:20:27,418 --> 00:20:28,919
No! We're...
325
00:20:35,593 --> 00:20:37,094
How you doing, sweetheart?
326
00:20:37,928 --> 00:20:39,388
Nice to see you all.
327
00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:44,852
Well, my goodness, you really
like those walnuts, don't you?
328
00:20:45,102 --> 00:20:46,437
Oh, I love them.
329
00:20:46,854 --> 00:20:49,565
They're full of vitamins,
minerals, linoleic acid.
330
00:20:49,732 --> 00:20:51,442
That's what I keep
telling the little missus.
331
00:20:51,525 --> 00:20:53,319
- Bob McKeever.
- Hannibal Smith.
332
00:20:53,402 --> 00:20:56,113
You know, I found a great way
to get rid of the shells.
333
00:20:56,197 --> 00:21:00,201
- Yeah? What's that?
- I just started tossing them.
334
00:21:00,868 --> 00:21:05,581
I can sit on my back porch and
throw them 30 yards into my lake.
335
00:21:05,684 --> 00:21:07,596
Impossible. Too light.
336
00:21:07,621 --> 00:21:10,026
No, all you have to do
is work on your throw.
337
00:21:10,169 --> 00:21:11,879
See, you start with a whole nut.
338
00:21:12,254 --> 00:21:14,799
Then you get down, you can
pitch those shells a mile.
339
00:21:14,882 --> 00:21:17,343
It's like working out
with a medicine ball.
340
00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:20,679
How far would you say it is
to the ninth tee over there?
341
00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:22,515
Fifty, sixty yards.
342
00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:26,310
- I can toss a walnut over that tee.
- Impossible. Too light.
343
00:21:26,435 --> 00:21:27,395
For $100?
344
00:21:27,436 --> 00:21:30,815
- Are you trying to hustle me, Mr.Smith?
- No.
345
00:21:31,148 --> 00:21:33,401
For nothing. Gentlemen's bet.
What do you say, Bob?
346
00:21:33,484 --> 00:21:36,445
$500 says you can't pitch it
over the ninth tee.
347
00:21:36,570 --> 00:21:38,948
$500? That's kind of steep.
348
00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:42,493
Come on, it's action. No fun
if there's no risk, hmm?
349
00:21:45,121 --> 00:21:46,205
Okay.
350
00:22:00,719 --> 00:22:02,638
- You play golf?
- Sure.
351
00:22:02,847 --> 00:22:05,891
- Want a chance to win your money back?
- You bet I do.
352
00:22:07,393 --> 00:22:09,353
Yep, we've got to play someday.
353
00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:12,606
It's too bad that
I've got a partner today.
354
00:22:12,690 --> 00:22:15,442
There you are.
Five Ben Franklins.
355
00:22:15,693 --> 00:22:17,820
- I'll see you.
- You bet.
356
00:22:21,866 --> 00:22:25,494
Gluing that ball bearing in
that walnut shell was perfect.
357
00:22:25,661 --> 00:22:27,538
Go to work on the golf balls.
358
00:22:28,581 --> 00:22:30,249
It's gonna be good, Hannibal.
359
00:22:35,713 --> 00:22:37,131
Pretty good, pretty good.
360
00:22:37,214 --> 00:22:39,967
All right, once again, now. Don't break
the wrist. Keep it down like this.
361
00:22:40,092 --> 00:22:42,469
- Nice and tight.
- Jimmy, listen...
362
00:22:42,761 --> 00:22:44,263
My favorite grip.
363
00:22:44,805 --> 00:22:48,142
All right, listen, I'm looking
for Bob McKeever's golf partner.
364
00:22:48,267 --> 00:22:49,560
Yeah, I just met the gentleman.
365
00:22:49,643 --> 00:22:51,645
He's over there, putting
his clubs in the cart.
366
00:22:51,770 --> 00:22:53,314
- Thanks.
- You got it.
367
00:22:59,236 --> 00:23:01,113
Unbelievable.
368
00:23:01,238 --> 00:23:03,866
Of all the country clubs
in Los Angeles...
369
00:23:03,949 --> 00:23:07,786
General Fulbright has to be
a member of my club.
370
00:23:07,912 --> 00:23:09,398
Face, you're gonna to
have to get plastic surgery.
371
00:23:09,423 --> 00:23:10,313
No, I'm not.
372
00:23:10,372 --> 00:23:11,972
Face, we got to dangle the
fox in front of the hounds.
373
00:23:11,997 --> 00:23:12,766
No, we don't.
374
00:23:12,791 --> 00:23:14,460
Face, it's got to be you.
It can't be me, because--
375
00:23:14,543 --> 00:23:16,253
No! No! Listen, you
have got to be a caddy.
376
00:23:16,337 --> 00:23:17,379
You've got to be kidding.
377
00:23:17,463 --> 00:23:19,015
No. Oh, and have my
car brought around front.
378
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:19,861
I will not!
379
00:23:19,886 --> 00:23:21,460
- Tip the guy a buck.
- No!
380
00:23:25,137 --> 00:23:27,389
Ashley, I've been looking
all over for you.
381
00:23:27,473 --> 00:23:29,975
Mrs. Prescott, listen, I really
can't stop and chat right now.
382
00:23:30,059 --> 00:23:32,186
I just wanted to apologize
for Adrian's behavior.
383
00:23:32,269 --> 00:23:34,897
All is forgiven,
now if you'll excuse me, I--
384
00:23:36,106 --> 00:23:37,149
Peck!
385
00:23:44,865 --> 00:23:46,659
Excuse me, ladies.
386
00:24:04,009 --> 00:24:05,844
What is going on here?
387
00:24:10,182 --> 00:24:14,144
That's it! He's history!
388
00:24:34,999 --> 00:24:37,293
What do you mean, he's
called away on business?
389
00:24:37,334 --> 00:24:39,753
He's a general.
What are we, at war?
390
00:24:40,004 --> 00:24:41,880
The general, he sends
his regrets, sir.
391
00:24:42,548 --> 00:24:45,759
Great. Now who the hell
am I supposed to play?
392
00:24:54,935 --> 00:24:56,562
Mr. Smith.
393
00:24:57,229 --> 00:24:58,522
Well, Mr. McKeever.
394
00:24:58,647 --> 00:25:01,358
Yeah.
The walnut pitcher.
395
00:25:01,608 --> 00:25:05,112
- How'd you like to play nine?
- Sure. What are the stakes?
396
00:25:05,321 --> 00:25:07,740
$500 a hole too rich
for your blood?
397
00:25:07,865 --> 00:25:10,200
No, $500 would be
just about right.
398
00:25:10,367 --> 00:25:11,535
Great.
399
00:25:12,619 --> 00:25:14,705
- It's gonna be fun.
- You betcha.
400
00:25:23,964 --> 00:25:25,257
Nice shot.
401
00:25:49,573 --> 00:25:51,283
That is quite a hook.
402
00:25:51,492 --> 00:25:54,912
Yeah, I can never tell where
the heck it's gonna land.
403
00:25:56,121 --> 00:25:57,998
What did you say that
you did for a living?
404
00:25:58,082 --> 00:26:00,584
Well, I recover valuable
objects for people.
405
00:26:15,891 --> 00:26:18,185
I always thought this green
broke the other way.
406
00:26:18,394 --> 00:26:19,520
Must be all the rain.
407
00:26:19,645 --> 00:26:23,273
You're quite a player,
Mr. Smith. You're up $500.
408
00:26:24,316 --> 00:26:25,484
Your honor.
409
00:27:21,623 --> 00:27:24,710
Hello, this is Ashley Hemmings.
I'd like an outside line, please.
410
00:27:25,502 --> 00:27:26,837
Hemmings.
411
00:27:38,765 --> 00:27:40,267
You got a real soft touch, boss.
412
00:27:40,476 --> 00:27:41,477
Mmm.
413
00:27:48,025 --> 00:27:50,152
Yeah, Trans Allied Express?
414
00:27:50,235 --> 00:27:53,697
This is Bob McKeever,
Merchant Security Bank...
415
00:27:53,780 --> 00:27:56,408
and, well, there's something
I need to check.
416
00:27:59,119 --> 00:28:02,331
I lost them. I
can't believe they got away.
417
00:28:02,456 --> 00:28:04,833
But at least they'll be back.
418
00:28:05,209 --> 00:28:06,627
Seems unlikely, sir.
419
00:28:06,752 --> 00:28:08,587
Believe me, Sergeant,
they'll be back.
420
00:28:08,837 --> 00:28:12,007
They're here.
I can smell them.
421
00:28:19,223 --> 00:28:21,308
Run me a shower,
Sergeant. Hot.
422
00:28:34,488 --> 00:28:35,948
Pressure's on, Bob.
423
00:28:52,673 --> 00:28:55,384
Well, you got to hit it.
424
00:29:21,535 --> 00:29:22,536
Chuck!
425
00:29:22,619 --> 00:29:23,912
I was just looking for you.
426
00:29:23,996 --> 00:29:27,165
Listen, about those statues...
427
00:29:29,334 --> 00:29:30,460
I'm sorry.
428
00:29:39,219 --> 00:29:41,430
A double bogey. Another
hole for me, Bob.
429
00:29:41,513 --> 00:29:43,640
Yes, I'm down six holes to two.
430
00:29:44,224 --> 00:29:48,020
That's $2,000. What do you say we play
for double or nothing on the ninth hole?
431
00:29:48,103 --> 00:29:50,063
Well, I haven't been completely
straight with you, Bob.
432
00:29:50,147 --> 00:29:51,523
Remember what I do for a living?
433
00:29:51,607 --> 00:29:52,608
You're some kind of a locator.
434
00:29:52,691 --> 00:29:55,027
Right, and I've located
something you want.
435
00:29:55,110 --> 00:29:56,278
Maybe we could play for that.
436
00:29:56,737 --> 00:29:59,031
What could you possibly
have that I want?
437
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:03,493
It's our stuff, boss.
438
00:30:05,370 --> 00:30:06,788
Who the hell are you?
439
00:30:08,832 --> 00:30:10,042
We're the A-Team...
440
00:30:10,792 --> 00:30:13,712
and we've got your $2 million
of funny money.
441
00:30:13,879 --> 00:30:16,381
But I'm willing
to let it ride...
442
00:30:16,923 --> 00:30:17,841
on the last hole.
443
00:30:17,883 --> 00:30:20,844
- What's my side?
- You win, you get the money, I walk.
444
00:30:21,053 --> 00:30:24,848
I win, you still get the
money, but you give us 50%.
445
00:30:25,057 --> 00:30:27,559
We're getting a real criminal
element in this club.
446
00:30:27,643 --> 00:30:29,728
We'll have to speak to the
membership committee about it.
447
00:30:30,812 --> 00:30:31,938
You're on.
448
00:31:00,676 --> 00:31:02,803
Well, it looks like
your luck is changing.
449
00:31:49,766 --> 00:31:51,601
No, no, I insist, Bob.
450
00:31:52,436 --> 00:31:55,147
You go ahead,
it'll add to the suspense.
451
00:31:56,398 --> 00:31:57,899
You asked for it.
452
00:32:07,242 --> 00:32:08,493
That's a gimme.
453
00:32:16,626 --> 00:32:18,587
Well, you'll have to
sink that to win.
454
00:32:19,296 --> 00:32:20,881
Are you ready to concede?
455
00:32:21,548 --> 00:32:24,676
Are you kidding? This is
the best part of my game.
456
00:32:40,025 --> 00:32:40,984
Ha!
457
00:32:41,067 --> 00:32:42,152
Game.
458
00:32:43,445 --> 00:32:44,529
Not quite.
459
00:32:46,156 --> 00:32:47,616
I'll have my money.
460
00:32:47,908 --> 00:32:50,202
Are you gonna pull guns right
here on the golf course?
461
00:32:50,285 --> 00:32:51,369
You've got it.
462
00:32:51,870 --> 00:32:52,996
Okay.
463
00:32:56,666 --> 00:32:59,169
Why are you sticking
your noses into all this?
464
00:32:59,294 --> 00:33:02,422
'Cause you stink up
the entire country club...
465
00:33:04,758 --> 00:33:06,802
and you got
my favorite caddy fired.
466
00:33:06,968 --> 00:33:09,179
We caddies are a rough bunch.
467
00:33:16,353 --> 00:33:18,271
What would the A-Team
be doing at Beverly Bay?
468
00:33:18,396 --> 00:33:19,856
Doesn't make sense, General.
469
00:33:24,236 --> 00:33:27,572
No, not in my club,
they don't. Come on.
470
00:33:43,171 --> 00:33:44,840
Nice shot, Colonel.
471
00:33:48,885 --> 00:33:49,970
Look at that.
472
00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:51,972
Come on, let's go.
473
00:33:57,727 --> 00:33:58,728
Fulbright!
474
00:34:15,453 --> 00:34:18,498
I'm out.
I can't believe I'm out.
475
00:34:18,999 --> 00:34:20,625
Months of hard work
down the drain.
476
00:34:20,709 --> 00:34:22,794
Just because of a few...
477
00:34:23,211 --> 00:34:24,254
indiscretions.
478
00:34:24,337 --> 00:34:27,674
- Just because I shower fully dressed--
- Face. Face.
479
00:34:27,757 --> 00:34:29,175
What?
What did you find out?
480
00:34:29,301 --> 00:34:32,178
Oh, yeah, yeah,
Trans Allied Express.
481
00:34:32,262 --> 00:34:35,515
Yeah, they transport
cash for banks.
482
00:34:35,599 --> 00:34:37,934
And guess who one
of their biggest clients is?
483
00:34:38,018 --> 00:34:41,855
- Merchant Security Bank. Bob McKeever.
- Bingo.
484
00:34:42,147 --> 00:34:43,607
And did they throw him
out of the club?
485
00:34:43,690 --> 00:34:46,318
No, no, no, he's still a member.
486
00:34:46,401 --> 00:34:50,030
Yeah, well, anyway, they've got a
huge load going out later today.
487
00:34:51,448 --> 00:34:53,742
Does the club own that
wooded area back there?
488
00:34:53,825 --> 00:34:54,826
Yeah.
489
00:34:56,995 --> 00:35:01,166
I think they're storing the counterfeit
money somewhere in those woods.
490
00:35:01,791 --> 00:35:05,420
You stumbled on a pick-up point when
you found that golf bag in the rough.
491
00:35:05,503 --> 00:35:08,298
I don't understand. What's it
got to do with the airport?
492
00:35:08,381 --> 00:35:12,344
McKeever's bank ships cash cross-country
using Trans Allied Express.
493
00:35:12,469 --> 00:35:16,264
Now, I think McKeever intends
to take the bank's cash...
494
00:35:16,348 --> 00:35:18,767
and switch it
for the counterfeit money.
495
00:35:18,850 --> 00:35:20,769
But just to have
the right kind of ashes...
496
00:35:20,852 --> 00:35:22,812
'cause I'll bet
right after the switch...
497
00:35:22,938 --> 00:35:24,022
the plane blows up.
498
00:35:24,147 --> 00:35:27,192
Then the pilot
just bails on out.
499
00:35:27,359 --> 00:35:29,152
And the counterfeit
money burns...
500
00:35:29,235 --> 00:35:33,865
and McKeever winds up with $2
million, real money, in cash.
501
00:35:33,990 --> 00:35:35,367
Which no one is looking for...
502
00:35:35,450 --> 00:35:38,620
because it supposedly
burned up in the crash.
503
00:35:38,703 --> 00:35:40,747
- That's a pretty good plan, Hannibal.
- Yeah.
504
00:35:41,748 --> 00:35:43,917
Is there a shack
or something back in there?
505
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,962
Oh, yeah, there's this old boarded-up
building that Adrian and I...
506
00:35:47,587 --> 00:35:48,630
ran across.
507
00:35:48,713 --> 00:35:52,968
Face, you and Frank, go back, get
into the club, and find that shack.
508
00:35:53,134 --> 00:35:56,012
Keep your eye on it. When they're
ready to move, let us know.
509
00:35:56,096 --> 00:35:58,098
Take a walkie-talkie.
We'll get ready for them here.
510
00:35:58,181 --> 00:36:00,350
Colonel, there's just
one little problem:
511
00:36:00,684 --> 00:36:02,268
I'm no longer a member.
512
00:36:02,394 --> 00:36:03,687
Oh, I can sneak you in.
513
00:36:03,770 --> 00:36:04,604
You can?
514
00:36:04,688 --> 00:36:05,814
Sure, I do it all the time.
515
00:36:05,897 --> 00:36:08,191
You would be surprised how many
people out there on the course...
516
00:36:08,274 --> 00:36:09,317
aren't even members.
517
00:36:09,401 --> 00:36:13,321
No security. No respect for new members.
Criminals playing gin.
518
00:36:13,405 --> 00:36:15,907
You know something? I'm glad
I'm not a member of this club.
519
00:36:16,032 --> 00:36:18,201
- So are we, Face.
- Yeah, who needs it?
520
00:36:50,734 --> 00:36:53,319
- Mr. Hemmings.
- Chuck!
521
00:36:53,528 --> 00:36:55,321
What are you doing here?
522
00:36:55,488 --> 00:36:58,158
Trying to sneak into
Beverly Bay now, are we?
523
00:36:58,241 --> 00:37:01,202
Well, look, Chuck, I know
haven't been a model member...
524
00:37:01,286 --> 00:37:04,122
but we've discovered something
you are not gonna believe.
525
00:37:04,205 --> 00:37:07,459
Mr. Hemmings, I am not interested
in anything you have to say.
526
00:37:07,542 --> 00:37:10,378
Now, will you please leave the
property before I call the police?
527
00:37:10,462 --> 00:37:11,588
And you too, son.
528
00:37:11,671 --> 00:37:14,007
There's a major counterfeiting
operation going on at this club.
529
00:37:14,090 --> 00:37:16,229
Right. You see, there's
a shed back there--
530
00:37:16,254 --> 00:37:17,284
Wait a minute.
531
00:37:17,343 --> 00:37:19,262
What were you doing back there?
532
00:37:19,554 --> 00:37:21,765
Well, that's a long story.
533
00:37:21,848 --> 00:37:25,935
But that shed is being used to
store some very funny money.
534
00:37:26,311 --> 00:37:28,229
And Bob McKeever's
behind the whole thing.
535
00:37:28,313 --> 00:37:29,647
- Bob McKeever, huh?
- Mmm-hmm.
536
00:37:29,731 --> 00:37:31,524
Well, that's quite
an accusation.
537
00:37:31,691 --> 00:37:34,778
But even if it is true, you
won't live to tell about it.
538
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:38,698
Oh, Chuck, not you, too.
539
00:37:38,782 --> 00:37:40,241
I'm afraid so.
540
00:37:40,408 --> 00:37:44,871
Yeah, well, actually, it restores
my faith in human nature.
541
00:38:06,476 --> 00:38:07,560
Excuse me.
542
00:38:14,776 --> 00:38:17,695
Please take your seats now.
Thank you very much.
543
00:38:21,157 --> 00:38:22,200
Hi.
544
00:38:24,619 --> 00:38:26,663
As General
Fulbright once told me...
545
00:38:26,830 --> 00:38:28,623
”If you have
an intellectual problem...
546
00:38:28,790 --> 00:38:30,041
"ask an officer.
547
00:38:30,416 --> 00:38:32,418
"He'll know a sergeant
who knows the answer."
548
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:37,674
You know, when I went into the Army...
That waiter.
549
00:38:37,710 --> 00:38:38,700
...they asked me my religion.
550
00:38:38,725 --> 00:38:39,955
- That's Peck.
- I told him I was a devout...
551
00:38:40,260 --> 00:38:42,095
- I need you to help out on the dais.
- But--
552
00:38:42,178 --> 00:38:44,389
- Just do it, please.
- Right.
553
00:38:44,556 --> 00:38:46,474
I'm telling
you, that waiter's Peck.
554
00:38:46,891 --> 00:38:48,268
Begging the General's
pardon, sir...
555
00:38:48,393 --> 00:38:50,395
but I think you've got
A-Team on the brain.
556
00:38:51,980 --> 00:38:53,606
You know something?
This stuff kills me...
557
00:38:53,690 --> 00:38:55,525
and I wish it'd kill you.
558
00:38:57,110 --> 00:38:59,279
General Fulbright
confided in me...
559
00:38:59,487 --> 00:39:02,532
he said, ”Shecky,
in 30 years in the Army...
560
00:39:02,991 --> 00:39:04,662
I only had one disappointment:
561
00:39:04,763 --> 00:39:07,871
”I never once...saw Bob Hope.”
562
00:39:09,706 --> 00:39:12,083
Let me tell you something else
about this wonderful man.
563
00:39:12,417 --> 00:39:14,127
He's a soldier's general.
564
00:39:14,544 --> 00:39:17,923
He once said to me, "Shecky,
I slept in a pup tent."
565
00:39:17,948 --> 00:39:19,431
- Peck!
- Who?
566
00:39:22,677 --> 00:39:24,012
What's happening?
567
00:39:24,345 --> 00:39:26,556
Could you give me a hand, Mr.
Greene? Thank you.
568
00:39:30,226 --> 00:39:32,979
Stop him! Stop that man!
He's one of the A-Team!
569
00:39:41,529 --> 00:39:45,992
Ashley, you're a waiter.
Oh, no, it's a smoking jacket.
570
00:40:06,304 --> 00:40:07,597
These guys are
armed to the teeth.
571
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:09,057
Got you, Lieutenant. Out.
572
00:40:10,642 --> 00:40:13,228
We're gonna need
something outrageous.
573
00:40:15,772 --> 00:40:17,148
The A-Team, huh?
574
00:40:17,357 --> 00:40:18,816
They've got another
thought coming...
575
00:40:18,900 --> 00:40:20,526
if they think they're
gonna stop this load.
576
00:40:20,735 --> 00:40:21,694
All right.
577
00:41:05,321 --> 00:41:07,156
Pretty quiet.
I like it.
578
00:41:07,282 --> 00:41:08,825
Well, set the timer
and you're off.
579
00:41:08,866 --> 00:41:10,076
See you in a few days.
580
00:41:32,015 --> 00:41:34,851
Hey, is this the flight
to Cucamonga?
581
00:41:35,018 --> 00:41:37,312
We're all fueled up.
You've got the wrong plane.
582
00:41:37,437 --> 00:41:39,063
I don't think so, sucker!
583
00:42:17,685 --> 00:42:21,564
Hey, Hannibal, we got big trouble.
Fulbright's right on my tail.
584
00:42:25,234 --> 00:42:27,862
There's a bomb in that plane that's
set to go off in three minutes.
585
00:42:28,154 --> 00:42:30,156
Murdock, get this
plane in the air.
586
00:42:30,948 --> 00:42:32,700
B.A., get the van.
587
00:44:05,001 --> 00:44:08,004
Do you mind if I play through?
588
00:44:15,219 --> 00:44:17,054
Well, this is typical.
589
00:44:17,180 --> 00:44:19,390
One minute, you're the member
of an exclusive club...
590
00:44:19,515 --> 00:44:22,226
the next minute, you're a waiter.
A fake waiter.
591
00:44:22,351 --> 00:44:24,854
I'm sorry about you
losing your membership.
592
00:44:25,813 --> 00:44:28,149
Why don't you become
one of Dr. Richter's patients?
593
00:44:28,191 --> 00:44:30,818
Then maybe he can bring
you here as a guest.
594
00:44:30,943 --> 00:44:32,862
Yeah, look on
the bright side, Face.
595
00:44:33,070 --> 00:44:35,865
Chuck LeCraw and Bob McKeever
lost their memberships, too.
596
00:44:36,073 --> 00:44:38,910
Yeah, they'll probably start
their own club in prison.
597
00:44:39,035 --> 00:44:41,287
Well, we did gain
one new member.
598
00:44:41,746 --> 00:44:43,706
Frank and I are getting married.
599
00:44:44,457 --> 00:44:45,750
Congratulations.
600
00:44:45,833 --> 00:44:48,753
I really wanna thank you guys
for giving me the arrest...
601
00:44:48,794 --> 00:44:50,838
and letting me collect
the insurance company reward.
602
00:44:50,922 --> 00:44:52,298
I guess I'm finally one of them.
603
00:44:52,423 --> 00:44:53,466
Too bad.
604
00:44:53,549 --> 00:44:54,508
What about your mother?
605
00:44:54,592 --> 00:44:56,886
Frank insists we invite
her to the wedding.
606
00:44:58,304 --> 00:44:59,388
It's time.
607
00:45:00,806 --> 00:45:04,143
Hannibal, are you sure you
wanna go through with this?
608
00:45:04,227 --> 00:45:08,731
Face, this is the
opportunity of a lifetime.
609
00:45:09,273 --> 00:45:11,359
He will never forget it.
610
00:45:11,525 --> 00:45:15,404
And besides, it took them two
days to put this roast together.
611
00:45:15,488 --> 00:45:17,156
It's the least we can do.
612
00:45:17,365 --> 00:45:18,324
Okay.
613
00:45:19,992 --> 00:45:22,620
I was in the Army two days when
General Fulbright stopped me...
614
00:45:22,703 --> 00:45:26,374
and he said, "What's the matter, soldier?
Don't you see this uniform?"
615
00:45:26,666 --> 00:45:29,794
I said, "What are you complaining about?
Take a look at the rag they gave me."
616
00:45:31,295 --> 00:45:33,047
But you wanna know
something, General?
617
00:45:33,297 --> 00:45:36,968
I was a good soldier.
I saved 280 men.
618
00:45:37,343 --> 00:45:38,636
I shot the cook.
619
00:45:44,100 --> 00:45:45,268
What's this?
620
00:45:52,858 --> 00:45:54,986
You're gonna love this, General.
621
00:45:58,990 --> 00:46:00,408
We got a critic in the room.
622
00:46:01,242 --> 00:46:03,202
I understand we have
a very special friend...
623
00:46:03,286 --> 00:46:04,870
of the General's
here with us tonight.
624
00:46:04,954 --> 00:46:06,580
He'd like to pay his respects.
625
00:46:06,789 --> 00:46:09,166
Ladies and gentlemen, let's
have a nice, warm welcome...
626
00:46:09,333 --> 00:46:11,669
for Colonel
John "Hannibal" Smith.
627
00:46:15,256 --> 00:46:17,800
Shecky, ladies and gentlemen...
628
00:46:17,967 --> 00:46:21,929
I'd like to say a few words
about General "Bull" Fulbright.
629
00:46:22,138 --> 00:46:24,098
A man I've known all my life.
630
00:46:24,598 --> 00:46:28,436
Needless to say, we don't
call him "Bull" for nothing.
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