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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:44,042 ( ZADOK THE PRIEST ANTHEM PLAYING) 2 00:00:52,458 --> 00:00:53,625 (CIGARETTE LIGHTER LID CLOSES) 3 00:00:59,208 --> 00:01:01,125 I wasn't in love with him. 4 00:01:02,583 --> 00:01:03,833 I know everyone thought I was. 5 00:01:05,833 --> 00:01:06,833 But I wasn't. 6 00:01:08,208 --> 00:01:10,167 I loved him, of course. 7 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:14,292 It was impossible not to love Felix. 8 00:01:14,833 --> 00:01:17,083 And that was part of the problem. (CHUCKLES) 9 00:01:17,167 --> 00:01:18,667 Everyone loved him. 10 00:01:18,750 --> 00:01:21,375 Everyone wanted to be around him. 11 00:01:21,458 --> 00:01:22,833 It exhausted him. 12 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:25,917 People just wouldn't leave him alone. 13 00:01:26,917 --> 00:01:28,417 Especially the girls. 14 00:01:28,500 --> 00:01:31,083 Christ, the girls! 15 00:01:31,167 --> 00:01:34,083 It was embarrassing, really, how everyone fawned over him. 16 00:01:35,125 --> 00:01:38,208 I think, honestly, that's why he liked me so much. 17 00:01:39,208 --> 00:01:40,500 I protected him. 18 00:01:41,292 --> 00:01:42,917 I was honest with him. 19 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:44,333 I understood him. 20 00:01:45,792 --> 00:01:47,208 I loved him. 21 00:01:47,542 --> 00:01:48,917 I loved him. 22 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:50,875 I loved him. 23 00:01:53,625 --> 00:01:55,667 But was I "in love" with him? 24 00:01:55,750 --> 00:01:56,958 (MUFFLED ROAR) 25 00:01:57,542 --> 00:01:59,167 ( ZADOK THE PRIEST ANTHEM CONTINUES PLAYING) 26 00:02:06,208 --> 00:02:12,083 ♪ Zadok the priest ♪ 27 00:02:13,083 --> 00:02:17,000 ♪ And Nathan ♪ 28 00:02:17,083 --> 00:02:21,167 ♪ The prophet ♪ 29 00:02:21,667 --> 00:02:25,875 ♪ Anointed ♪ 30 00:02:25,958 --> 00:02:32,917 ♪ Solomon King ♪ 31 00:02:35,083 --> 00:02:36,625 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 32 00:02:36,708 --> 00:02:38,458 You're really, really frustrating me. 33 00:02:38,542 --> 00:02:39,667 It's infuriating. 34 00:02:42,750 --> 00:02:44,208 ♪ Rejoiced ♪ 35 00:02:45,333 --> 00:02:46,875 ♪ Rejoiced ♪ 36 00:02:48,458 --> 00:02:51,458 ♪ And all the people rejoiced ♪ 37 00:02:53,250 --> 00:02:54,708 ♪ Rejoiced ♪ 38 00:02:55,708 --> 00:02:57,125 ♪ Rejoiced ♪ 39 00:02:58,125 --> 00:02:59,750 ♪ Rejoiced ♪ 40 00:03:00,833 --> 00:03:02,292 ♪ Rejoiced ♪ 41 00:03:03,292 --> 00:03:04,958 ♪ Rejoiced ♪ 42 00:03:05,042 --> 00:03:09,667 ♪ And all the people rejoiced ♪ 43 00:03:11,167 --> 00:03:12,458 ♪ Rejoiced ♪ 44 00:03:12,542 --> 00:03:13,875 MALE STUDENT: I got it in India this year. 45 00:03:13,958 --> 00:03:15,958 ♪ Rejoiced ♪ 46 00:03:20,083 --> 00:03:22,500 ♪ God save the King ♪ 47 00:03:22,583 --> 00:03:24,958 ♪ Long live the King ♪ 48 00:03:25,042 --> 00:03:27,083 ♪ God save the King ♪ 49 00:03:31,833 --> 00:03:36,708 ♪ Amen, amen Hallelujah, hallelujah, amen ♪ 50 00:03:43,750 --> 00:03:46,000 ♪ Amen, amen ♪ 51 00:03:46,083 --> 00:03:48,958 ♪ Amen, hallelujah, amen ♪ 52 00:03:49,042 --> 00:03:51,042 -Oh, he's got the scarf. -(GIRL CHUCKLES) 53 00:03:51,917 --> 00:03:54,208 -Hey, cool jacket. -(STUDENTS LAUGHING) 54 00:03:54,292 --> 00:03:55,333 And the tie. 55 00:03:59,875 --> 00:04:02,000 ♪ God save the King ♪ 56 00:04:02,083 --> 00:04:03,083 (SIGHS) 57 00:04:09,875 --> 00:04:11,875 (CHEERFUL INDISTINCT CHATTERING, LAUGHTER) 58 00:04:29,208 --> 00:04:30,458 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 59 00:04:44,417 --> 00:04:46,167 BOY: Is that seat taken? 60 00:05:01,458 --> 00:05:03,000 Sorry, (CLEARS THROAT) can I... 61 00:05:10,833 --> 00:05:11,833 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 62 00:05:11,917 --> 00:05:13,125 I'm Michael Gavey. 63 00:05:13,667 --> 00:05:14,750 Oliver. 64 00:05:14,833 --> 00:05:16,500 -Oliver what? -Oliver Quick. 65 00:05:16,583 --> 00:05:19,083 So you're a Norman no-mates too, then, Oliver Quick? 66 00:05:19,167 --> 00:05:21,292 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) Isn't everyone? 67 00:05:21,375 --> 00:05:23,333 -It's only the first night. -Look around you. 68 00:05:26,333 --> 00:05:27,500 It's just me and you, mate. 69 00:05:27,583 --> 00:05:29,042 And the girl who's got agoraphobia, 70 00:05:29,125 --> 00:05:31,250 but she's in her room. Obviously. 71 00:05:32,208 --> 00:05:33,708 -What are you reading? -Er... 72 00:05:33,792 --> 00:05:34,917 I'm reading Maths. 73 00:05:35,542 --> 00:05:36,542 I'm a genius. 74 00:05:36,625 --> 00:05:38,250 I don't even like Maths, really. 75 00:05:38,333 --> 00:05:40,125 I can just do it. In my head. 76 00:05:40,208 --> 00:05:42,250 Anything. Ask me a sum. 77 00:05:42,333 --> 00:05:44,708 -No, you're okay. -Oh, come on. 78 00:05:44,792 --> 00:05:46,542 It's... It's not like I don't believe you. 79 00:05:46,625 --> 00:05:48,292 -Please. Come on. -No, I believe... 80 00:05:48,375 --> 00:05:50,333 (SHOUTING) Fucking ask me a sum, then! 81 00:05:50,417 --> 00:05:51,792 (CHATTERING STOPS) 82 00:05:52,667 --> 00:05:53,833 Er... 83 00:05:54,708 --> 00:05:57,458 423 times 78. 84 00:05:57,917 --> 00:05:59,667 32,994. 85 00:06:00,875 --> 00:06:02,125 (CHATTERING RESUMES) 86 00:06:09,292 --> 00:06:11,375 PROFESSOR: So, how are you finding Oxford? 87 00:06:12,250 --> 00:06:13,250 Good. 88 00:06:13,333 --> 00:06:14,708 Yeah, good. 89 00:06:14,792 --> 00:06:15,792 -Hmm. -Thanks. 90 00:06:16,875 --> 00:06:19,125 Did you come from far from home? 91 00:06:20,542 --> 00:06:21,542 Prescot. 92 00:06:22,208 --> 00:06:24,125 -Yeah, where? -Er, Prescot. 93 00:06:25,625 --> 00:06:27,208 -Merseyside. -Ah. 94 00:06:27,708 --> 00:06:28,708 Never been. 95 00:06:29,542 --> 00:06:31,042 (EXHALES) Never been. 96 00:06:33,958 --> 00:06:34,958 Prescot. 97 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,208 So, how did you get on with the summer reading list? 98 00:06:39,292 --> 00:06:41,750 Er, yeah. Okay, I think. 99 00:06:41,833 --> 00:06:42,917 I read it all. 100 00:06:43,417 --> 00:06:44,792 -What, all of it? -Mmm-hmm. 101 00:06:44,875 --> 00:06:46,833 Fifty books on there. Are you mad? 102 00:06:46,917 --> 00:06:48,833 -I thought we're supposed to. -King James Bible is on there. 103 00:06:48,917 --> 00:06:50,333 (CHUCKLES) Telling me you spent your whole summer 104 00:06:50,417 --> 00:06:51,417 reading the Bible? 105 00:06:51,500 --> 00:06:53,083 The reading list is optional. 106 00:06:53,167 --> 00:06:55,542 I've not read half the books on there. 107 00:06:55,625 --> 00:06:57,167 -Sorry. -(CLEARS THROAT) 108 00:06:59,500 --> 00:07:02,583 Any idea where he's got to? He's 20 minutes late now. 109 00:07:03,250 --> 00:07:04,792 Right, well, I suppose we'd better make a start, then. 110 00:07:04,875 --> 00:07:05,875 -(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) -(DOOR OPENS) 111 00:07:05,958 --> 00:07:09,083 I'm so sorry. Sorry I'm late. Sorry I'm late. 112 00:07:09,167 --> 00:07:10,458 I'm so sorry. (CHUCKLES) 113 00:07:10,542 --> 00:07:11,750 Got completely lost. 114 00:07:11,833 --> 00:07:13,292 Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm sorry. 115 00:07:13,375 --> 00:07:17,417 You're Farleigh Start, I take it? 116 00:07:17,500 --> 00:07:19,042 Nice of you to join us, finally. 117 00:07:19,875 --> 00:07:22,250 You're not a (CLEARS THROAT) relation of, er, 118 00:07:22,333 --> 00:07:23,917 Frederica Start, by any chance? 119 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:25,292 Er, she's my mother. 120 00:07:25,375 --> 00:07:26,375 No! 121 00:07:27,208 --> 00:07:28,500 I knew her when I was your age. 122 00:07:28,583 --> 00:07:30,042 When we were both here. 123 00:07:30,125 --> 00:07:32,792 When she was Frederica Catton. Before she went to America. 124 00:07:32,875 --> 00:07:34,042 No way! 125 00:07:34,125 --> 00:07:36,500 Oh, my God. I'll tell her. 126 00:07:36,583 --> 00:07:37,750 She's gonna be thrilled that I'm being 127 00:07:37,833 --> 00:07:39,333 tutored by one of her friends. (CHUCKLES) 128 00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:41,792 Oh, no, not, er, friend. 129 00:07:42,500 --> 00:07:45,250 More, er... admirer. 130 00:07:45,875 --> 00:07:47,083 Yeah, from afar. 131 00:07:47,917 --> 00:07:50,333 Not sure we ever spoke. 132 00:07:50,417 --> 00:07:52,667 No, don't even mention me. 133 00:07:54,292 --> 00:07:55,292 (CHUCKLES) 134 00:07:56,250 --> 00:07:57,250 Shall we start? 135 00:07:58,458 --> 00:08:00,708 OLIVER: "G.K. Chesterton would have it. 136 00:08:00,792 --> 00:08:02,875 "This outrageous gallop of lines. 137 00:08:03,542 --> 00:08:04,542 "And thus, 138 00:08:04,625 --> 00:08:06,000 -"the shape of the verse... -(SIGHS) 139 00:08:06,083 --> 00:08:07,833 "...can be said like Browning's Last Duchess 140 00:08:07,917 --> 00:08:10,125 "to look as if it 'were alive'." 141 00:08:11,917 --> 00:08:13,917 -(CLEARS THROAT) -Okay. Yeah. 142 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:15,583 Very good. Erm... 143 00:08:16,667 --> 00:08:21,417 Yeah, a lot of food for thought there. Intriguing. 144 00:08:21,500 --> 00:08:23,083 And thus... 145 00:08:23,167 --> 00:08:24,333 (FARLEIGH CHUCKLES) 146 00:08:25,208 --> 00:08:26,208 OLIVER: Hmm? 147 00:08:26,542 --> 00:08:28,667 Sorry. Er, just "thus". 148 00:08:28,750 --> 00:08:29,833 It's just a funny word. 149 00:08:30,833 --> 00:08:32,208 -Why? -FARLEIGH: I don't know. 150 00:08:32,292 --> 00:08:34,792 I don't think we really use it in real life, do we? 151 00:08:34,875 --> 00:08:37,708 It's just, kind of, verbose, don't you think? 152 00:08:37,792 --> 00:08:39,708 -No. Not really. -No. 153 00:08:40,708 --> 00:08:42,542 No, you don't. You used it seven times. 154 00:08:42,625 --> 00:08:44,250 -No, I didn't. -(CHUCKLES) Yes, you did. 155 00:08:44,333 --> 00:08:45,542 I counted. 156 00:08:45,625 --> 00:08:46,958 (PROFESSOR LAUGHS) 157 00:08:47,042 --> 00:08:48,333 He's got you there, I'm afraid, Oliver. 158 00:08:48,833 --> 00:08:51,000 So, you're picking apart the style of my essay 159 00:08:51,083 --> 00:08:52,750 instead of the substance? 160 00:08:52,833 --> 00:08:54,708 That's kind of... 161 00:08:54,792 --> 00:08:56,083 -Kind of what? -Lazy? 162 00:08:56,167 --> 00:08:57,958 FARLEIGH: It's completely valid to debate 163 00:08:58,042 --> 00:08:59,292 the rhetoric of an argument. 164 00:08:59,375 --> 00:09:00,958 It's not what you argue but how. 165 00:09:01,042 --> 00:09:02,625 PROFESSOR: Great point. OLIVER: Yeah. 166 00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:05,125 Especially if you haven't actually read the poems. 167 00:09:05,958 --> 00:09:07,417 Look forward to hearing your essay. 168 00:09:16,875 --> 00:09:18,708 (SOMBRE MUSIC PLAYING) 169 00:09:20,583 --> 00:09:21,750 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 170 00:09:25,792 --> 00:09:27,167 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) 171 00:09:37,542 --> 00:09:38,583 MICHAEL: (SOFTLY) Oliver. 172 00:09:39,125 --> 00:09:40,208 Oliver? 173 00:09:40,792 --> 00:09:42,000 I got you a Crunchie. 174 00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:44,750 Oh, thanks. 175 00:09:46,208 --> 00:09:47,208 Did you know 176 00:09:47,292 --> 00:09:49,208 there was a college Christmas party tonight? 177 00:09:51,042 --> 00:09:53,292 NFI, me and you. 178 00:09:53,375 --> 00:09:55,208 Not fucking invited. 179 00:09:55,917 --> 00:09:58,250 -I'm sure anyone can go. -Oh, no. 180 00:09:58,333 --> 00:09:59,833 It's invitation only, apparently. 181 00:09:59,917 --> 00:10:01,167 You get an invite in your pigeon hole? 182 00:10:01,250 --> 00:10:03,875 -Haven't checked. -I have. You didn't. 183 00:10:03,958 --> 00:10:06,083 Fucking losers. 184 00:10:06,167 --> 00:10:08,125 -Like we wanted to go, anyway. -Yeah. 185 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:10,250 As if we actually want to talk to those vapid cunts. 186 00:10:10,333 --> 00:10:12,583 -(CHUCKLES SOFTLY) -Nah, we can make our own fun, 187 00:10:12,667 --> 00:10:14,625 -can't we? -Yeah. 188 00:10:14,708 --> 00:10:16,625 -Are you gonna eat that? -No, you can have it. 189 00:10:16,708 --> 00:10:20,375 ♪ One, two Santa Claus is coming ♪ 190 00:10:20,458 --> 00:10:22,458 ♪ Three, four Filling up my stocking ♪ 191 00:10:22,542 --> 00:10:23,958 (FELIX AND FARLEIGH LAUGHING) 192 00:10:24,042 --> 00:10:27,667 ♪ Five, six Everybody's popping ♪ 193 00:10:27,750 --> 00:10:29,333 ♪ Christmas, Christmas ♪ 194 00:10:29,417 --> 00:10:33,042 ♪ Everybody, come together ♪ 195 00:10:33,125 --> 00:10:36,292 ♪ It's a hot, hot Christmas night ♪ 196 00:10:36,792 --> 00:10:40,292 ♪ Make the magic last forever ♪ 197 00:10:40,375 --> 00:10:43,708 ♪ Have a cheeky Christmas time ♪ 198 00:10:45,208 --> 00:10:46,583 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 199 00:10:59,083 --> 00:11:00,083 OLIVER: You all right? 200 00:11:01,333 --> 00:11:03,083 Erm, yeah, I've got a flat tyre. 201 00:11:03,625 --> 00:11:05,125 -Oh. That's bad luck. -Yeah. 202 00:11:05,208 --> 00:11:07,333 I've just been trying to fix it. 203 00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:08,417 Yeah, of course, it's when I'm already 204 00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:10,208 ten minutes late for my tutorial. 205 00:11:10,292 --> 00:11:11,750 Fuck! 206 00:11:11,833 --> 00:11:12,833 OLIVER: Where is it? 207 00:11:12,917 --> 00:11:14,625 Er, it's Iffley Road. 208 00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:16,792 -Shit. -Yeah. 209 00:11:16,875 --> 00:11:18,875 I'm already in it for skiving last week, so... 210 00:11:20,250 --> 00:11:21,375 (SIGHS) 211 00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:24,708 (FELIX SIGHS) 212 00:11:26,333 --> 00:11:28,542 Look, I'm not really going anywhere. 213 00:11:28,625 --> 00:11:30,958 Just taking these back to the library. 214 00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:33,292 Take my bike. 215 00:11:35,208 --> 00:11:37,417 No, no, no, I couldn't. I mean, it looks like rain. 216 00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:39,958 -I wouldn't want to... -Honestly, it's no big deal. 217 00:11:40,042 --> 00:11:42,083 I mean, I'll just get it from you later. 218 00:11:42,167 --> 00:11:44,292 -You're in my college, so... -Am I? 219 00:11:45,583 --> 00:11:46,625 Yep. 220 00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:49,500 Fuck, that's kind. Are you serious? 221 00:11:50,875 --> 00:11:52,375 Mate, that is so kind. Thank you. 222 00:11:52,458 --> 00:11:53,458 Are you sure? 223 00:11:53,542 --> 00:11:55,375 I mean, it's a bit of a faff wheeling it back to college. 224 00:11:56,167 --> 00:11:58,042 You want me to take yours back? 225 00:11:58,125 --> 00:12:00,667 Oh, no, no, no. I... I'm sorry, I just thought... 226 00:12:00,750 --> 00:12:02,708 I mean, I can wheel it back to college. 227 00:12:02,792 --> 00:12:05,083 -It's not that far. -Oh, thank you. 228 00:12:05,167 --> 00:12:06,583 Thank you. I'm sorry, I don't know your name. 229 00:12:06,667 --> 00:12:08,417 -I'm... I'm Felix. -Oliver. 230 00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:09,833 -Oliver. Oliver. -Yeah. 231 00:12:09,917 --> 00:12:11,292 -(CHUCKLES) -Oliver, I love you. 232 00:12:11,375 --> 00:12:12,917 -I love... (KISSES) -Yeah... 233 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,167 I love you. (KISSES) 234 00:12:14,250 --> 00:12:15,417 I love you. I love you. Seriously. 235 00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:17,083 -Okay. -Thank you so much, mate. 236 00:12:17,167 --> 00:12:20,417 So kind. You're a fucking life-saver, really. Thank you. 237 00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:22,750 All right, I'll just leave yours in the bike shed, yeah? 238 00:12:22,833 --> 00:12:24,667 -Yeah. Fine. -All right, cheers, Ollie! 239 00:12:24,750 --> 00:12:26,667 (BELL TOLLING) 240 00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:36,917 Jameson spends the whole time staring at her tits, 241 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,375 completely ignoring the fact 242 00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:41,000 she can barely do her times tables. 243 00:12:41,083 --> 00:12:42,292 Times tables, Oliver! 244 00:12:42,375 --> 00:12:44,500 Just fuck off and do history of art, love. 245 00:12:44,583 --> 00:12:46,333 -Hmm. -Oliver. Oliver? 246 00:12:47,125 --> 00:12:49,292 -Yeah. -Not exactly dazzling company. 247 00:12:50,375 --> 00:12:51,375 Sorry. 248 00:12:51,458 --> 00:12:52,750 (MELLOW ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS) 249 00:12:52,833 --> 00:12:54,042 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 250 00:12:55,583 --> 00:12:57,458 Ooh! Sweet baby Jesus! 251 00:12:57,542 --> 00:12:58,542 I'm going for a slash. 252 00:12:58,625 --> 00:13:00,000 Get me another pint, please, Oliver? 253 00:13:00,708 --> 00:13:01,750 -Yeah. -Thanks. 254 00:13:06,458 --> 00:13:08,042 -A pint, mate. -BARMAN: Yeah. 255 00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:11,583 Oh! There he is. Ollie! Oliver! 256 00:13:11,667 --> 00:13:13,083 Oliver! Come here, mate! 257 00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:14,167 Yeah, come here. 258 00:13:14,875 --> 00:13:16,792 Come here. What? Come here. 259 00:13:18,125 --> 00:13:19,125 Unreal. 260 00:13:20,042 --> 00:13:21,167 Hiya, mate. 261 00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:22,750 Hi. 262 00:13:22,833 --> 00:13:25,000 This is my fucking hero right here. 263 00:13:25,083 --> 00:13:26,083 I was just telling everyone 264 00:13:26,167 --> 00:13:27,208 how you saved my arse yesterday. 265 00:13:27,292 --> 00:13:29,083 GIRL 1: So cute. GIRL 2: So cute. 266 00:13:29,167 --> 00:13:30,458 FELIX: Hey, take a seat. I owe you a drink. 267 00:13:30,542 --> 00:13:31,750 Here, shove up, yeah. 268 00:13:33,083 --> 00:13:34,208 Oh, sorry. Are you with a friend? 269 00:13:35,083 --> 00:13:37,333 Er, no, they just left. 270 00:13:40,333 --> 00:13:42,167 So, erm, what college are you in, mate? 271 00:13:43,667 --> 00:13:44,750 -Yours. -BOY: Oh, right. 272 00:13:44,833 --> 00:13:46,125 And, er, what are you studying? 273 00:13:49,208 --> 00:13:51,458 ALL: (CHANTING) Shots. Shots. Shots. 274 00:13:51,542 --> 00:13:53,375 (CHANTING CONTINUES) 275 00:13:57,250 --> 00:13:59,000 (CHANTING QUICKENING) 276 00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:04,250 (ALL CHEERING) 277 00:14:04,333 --> 00:14:05,333 (LAUGHING) 278 00:14:06,417 --> 00:14:08,083 FARLEIGH: Wait, wait, wait, Jägerbombs. 279 00:14:08,167 --> 00:14:10,167 Jägerbombs! (LAUGHS) 280 00:14:10,667 --> 00:14:12,292 -I... -It's your round, man. 281 00:14:12,375 --> 00:14:14,000 -BOY: Yeah, go on, mate. -I should go to bed. 282 00:14:14,083 --> 00:14:15,750 FARLEIGH: Wait, no, no, no. 283 00:14:15,833 --> 00:14:17,708 No, you can't snake your way out of a round. 284 00:14:18,208 --> 00:14:20,667 -I'm... I'm not. -It looks like you are. 285 00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:22,250 (ALL BOOING) 286 00:14:24,333 --> 00:14:25,333 BOY: Come on. 287 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,542 (BOOING CONTINUES) 288 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,208 Okay! Okay. 289 00:14:30,125 --> 00:14:31,875 (ALL LAUGHING) 290 00:14:32,542 --> 00:14:33,750 -Farleigh. -FARLEIGH: What? 291 00:14:33,833 --> 00:14:35,792 -Just cut him a break, mate. -What? 292 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,042 FELIX: That round's gonna cost a fucking fortune. 293 00:14:38,125 --> 00:14:39,417 Pub rules, Felix. 294 00:14:39,875 --> 00:14:41,500 OLIVER: It's my round. I can't. 295 00:14:42,625 --> 00:14:44,750 I can't. I can't go back and ask them for money. 296 00:14:44,833 --> 00:14:46,167 BARMAN: Not my problem. OLIVER: I'm asking... 297 00:14:47,125 --> 00:14:48,542 Could I just pay you tomorrow? 298 00:14:48,625 --> 00:14:50,208 I'm sorry, mate. You're not even close. 299 00:14:50,292 --> 00:14:52,833 Oh, please, I'll bring you the money tomorrow. 300 00:14:52,917 --> 00:14:54,125 No. 301 00:14:54,208 --> 00:14:56,042 -Please? I'm... -BARMAN: Fuck's sake. 302 00:14:56,125 --> 00:14:58,333 Thought you might need a hand with these ones, mate. 303 00:14:58,417 --> 00:14:59,750 Oh, and you, er, you dropped this 304 00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:01,167 on the floor by your feet. 305 00:15:02,542 --> 00:15:03,542 I was gonna nick it, 306 00:15:03,625 --> 00:15:05,000 but I thought I'd do the right thing. 307 00:15:11,458 --> 00:15:12,458 Thank you. 308 00:15:13,625 --> 00:15:16,250 I'll, erm, pay it back tomorrow. 309 00:15:19,125 --> 00:15:20,458 Don't know what you're talking about, mate. 310 00:15:20,958 --> 00:15:23,167 (LOUDLY) Thank you, Ollie! Whoa! 311 00:15:23,250 --> 00:15:26,333 -(ALL CHEERING) -Thank you, Ollie. Oh, my God. 312 00:15:26,417 --> 00:15:27,583 BOY 2: Cheers, man. 313 00:15:27,667 --> 00:15:30,167 ALL: (CHANTING) Ollie! Ollie! Ollie! 314 00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:31,875 (SNORING SOFTLY) 315 00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:45,500 (UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING) 316 00:15:48,583 --> 00:15:49,917 (GROANS SOFTLY) 317 00:15:52,708 --> 00:15:54,375 (UPLIFTING MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 318 00:16:09,625 --> 00:16:10,625 FELIX: Yeah, well, you know, 319 00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:12,000 Farleigh basically grew up with us. 320 00:16:12,083 --> 00:16:13,917 OLIVER: I didn't know you and Farleigh were cousins. 321 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,667 Mmm. My aunt, 322 00:16:15,750 --> 00:16:17,292 -Farleigh's mum... -Mmm-hmm. 323 00:16:17,375 --> 00:16:19,333 ...ran away to America when she was 19 324 00:16:19,417 --> 00:16:21,250 to escape the cold-hearted English. 325 00:16:22,833 --> 00:16:24,792 -Ciggie? -Er, don't smoke. 326 00:16:25,583 --> 00:16:27,333 FELIX: Dear Auntie Fred married a lunatic 327 00:16:27,417 --> 00:16:28,792 who pissed everything she had up the wall 328 00:16:28,875 --> 00:16:31,208 and a fair chunk of Dad's money too, 329 00:16:31,292 --> 00:16:33,875 until he had to finally cut her off. 330 00:16:33,958 --> 00:16:36,000 Sounds like an Evelyn Waugh novel. 331 00:16:36,083 --> 00:16:37,333 You know, a lot of Waugh's characters 332 00:16:37,417 --> 00:16:38,625 are based on my family, actually. 333 00:16:38,708 --> 00:16:41,458 Yeah, he was completely obsessed with our house. 334 00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:43,042 Well, Dad, you know, 335 00:16:43,125 --> 00:16:45,292 he felt so guilty about the whole thing that 336 00:16:45,375 --> 00:16:47,667 he decided he would pay for all of Farleigh's education. 337 00:16:47,750 --> 00:16:49,375 (SCOFFS) Lucky Farleigh. 338 00:16:49,458 --> 00:16:51,292 Oh, fat lot of good it's done him. 339 00:16:51,375 --> 00:16:53,208 He's been expelled from almost every school in England 340 00:16:53,292 --> 00:16:54,417 for sucking off the teachers. 341 00:16:54,500 --> 00:16:55,583 (SCOFFS, CHUCKLES) 342 00:16:56,542 --> 00:16:58,083 FELIX: How about you? OLIVER : Er... 343 00:16:58,167 --> 00:16:59,792 I've not sucked any teachers off. 344 00:16:59,875 --> 00:17:01,125 Not yet, you haven't. 345 00:17:01,208 --> 00:17:02,500 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 346 00:17:02,583 --> 00:17:03,958 It's DJ Fucking Shadow. 347 00:17:04,042 --> 00:17:05,750 OLIVER: He's fucking chronic, mate. 348 00:17:05,833 --> 00:17:07,875 All these boarding school psychos. 349 00:17:07,958 --> 00:17:09,250 What do they teach you? 350 00:17:09,333 --> 00:17:11,750 Um, Latin. 351 00:17:11,833 --> 00:17:13,333 Water polo. 352 00:17:13,417 --> 00:17:16,000 -And child abuse. -(BOTH CHUCKLE) 353 00:17:16,083 --> 00:17:17,083 OLIVER: Ah, that's cute. 354 00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:19,625 Baby Felix. 355 00:17:20,833 --> 00:17:22,750 There aren't any pictures of me as a kid. 356 00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:25,583 Well, I mean, there's not much really to say. 357 00:17:25,667 --> 00:17:26,958 Oh, come on. What, are you 358 00:17:27,042 --> 00:17:28,542 in fucking witness protection or something? 359 00:17:28,625 --> 00:17:29,625 Jesus Christ, mate. 360 00:17:29,708 --> 00:17:32,167 Well, do you have any siblings? 361 00:17:32,250 --> 00:17:33,250 What are your parents like? 362 00:17:33,333 --> 00:17:34,792 Siblings, no. 363 00:17:35,833 --> 00:17:38,250 And, er, my parents, I... 364 00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:39,542 What? 365 00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:41,083 ...don't see them that much. 366 00:17:41,167 --> 00:17:43,542 -Why? -Just, er... 367 00:17:43,625 --> 00:17:45,250 they've... 368 00:17:45,333 --> 00:17:47,458 -They've got problems. -What? What kind of... 369 00:17:47,542 --> 00:17:49,833 -What do you mean, problems? -Mental health. 370 00:17:49,917 --> 00:17:51,417 And addiction and stuff. 371 00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:53,750 Dad was, kind of, dealing and stuff. 372 00:17:53,833 --> 00:17:55,083 Dealing? 373 00:17:55,167 --> 00:17:57,000 Sounds awful, really. 374 00:17:58,083 --> 00:17:59,625 -Yeah. -Was it, was it... 375 00:17:59,708 --> 00:18:01,417 -Was it awful? -Look, it's... 376 00:18:01,917 --> 00:18:03,208 ...it's all tough. 377 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,000 Yeah. 378 00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:06,500 Fuck 'em. 379 00:18:10,958 --> 00:18:12,375 You're a fucking inspiration, mate. 380 00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:13,667 Seriously. 381 00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:14,917 OLIVER: Thank you. FELIX: Very cool. 382 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,000 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING, LAUGHTER) 383 00:18:17,958 --> 00:18:20,583 Now, can you eenie, meenie India or Annabel, 384 00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:23,750 and take one fucking home? Because they look miserable. 385 00:18:23,833 --> 00:18:26,000 Eenie, meenie, miny, moe. 386 00:18:26,083 --> 00:18:27,542 Catch a tiger by his toe. 387 00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:29,333 If he squeals, let him go. 388 00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:32,333 Er... 389 00:18:32,417 --> 00:18:33,625 You're out, boy scout. 390 00:18:34,542 --> 00:18:35,708 (KISSES, CHUCKLES) 391 00:18:37,958 --> 00:18:38,958 (FELIX CLEARS THROAT) 392 00:18:41,750 --> 00:18:43,083 Well, what the fuck, mate? 393 00:18:43,167 --> 00:18:45,000 I've been chirpsing her for about an hour. 394 00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:46,583 I wanted at least a handjob. 395 00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:49,167 I know. We all want a fucking handjob, mate. 396 00:18:49,250 --> 00:18:51,750 Get yourself a title and a massive fuck off castle. 397 00:18:56,375 --> 00:18:57,542 MICHAEL: Oliver Quick. 398 00:19:01,167 --> 00:19:02,292 You look different. 399 00:19:04,125 --> 00:19:05,125 Do I? 400 00:19:07,875 --> 00:19:09,292 He'll get bored of you. 401 00:19:10,958 --> 00:19:11,958 Excuse me? 402 00:19:16,667 --> 00:19:17,833 MICHAEL: Bootlicker. 403 00:19:25,083 --> 00:19:26,583 FELIX: Can Oliver come? ANNABEL: Maybe. 404 00:19:26,667 --> 00:19:27,667 FELIX: What? 405 00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:30,375 ANNABEL: I don't know. He's just a bit awkward. 406 00:19:30,917 --> 00:19:31,917 He's got zero chat. 407 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,458 Like, who would I even sit him next to? 408 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,458 FELIX: I don't know. One of your hot friends? 409 00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:37,542 (ANNABEL CHUCKLES) 410 00:19:38,958 --> 00:19:40,417 I'm... I'm sorry, Felix, 411 00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:43,250 but no one wants to sit next to fucking Oliver. 412 00:19:43,333 --> 00:19:44,333 Why not? 413 00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:46,708 ANNABEL: 'Cause he's a scholarship boy 414 00:19:46,792 --> 00:19:49,167 who buys his clothes from Oxfam. 415 00:19:49,833 --> 00:19:52,958 FELIX: Harsh. That's so harsh. 416 00:19:53,042 --> 00:19:54,750 -You're such a snob. -ANNABEL: Sorry. 417 00:19:55,833 --> 00:19:57,167 -(SOMBRE MUSIC PLAYING) -(DOOR SLAMS SHUT) 418 00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:03,833 -(KISSING) -(ANNABEL MOANS SOFTLY) 419 00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,083 (SOMBRE MUSIC CONTINUES) 420 00:20:35,708 --> 00:20:37,958 -So fucking hot. -(MUSIC FADES) 421 00:20:39,333 --> 00:20:40,375 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) 422 00:20:40,458 --> 00:20:41,458 I know. 423 00:20:43,125 --> 00:20:44,250 (SNIFFS) 424 00:20:44,333 --> 00:20:45,458 What's that smell? 425 00:20:49,125 --> 00:20:50,833 Erm... I don't know. 426 00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:53,458 (GROANS IN DISGUST) 427 00:20:53,542 --> 00:20:54,625 No. 428 00:20:54,708 --> 00:20:56,500 -No, no, no. -What? What are you on about? 429 00:20:56,583 --> 00:20:57,958 It's disgusting, Felix. 430 00:20:58,042 --> 00:20:59,667 -Right, I'm cleaning up. -It's fine. 431 00:21:00,333 --> 00:21:02,375 Only rich people can afford to be this filthy. 432 00:21:02,458 --> 00:21:03,667 -Fuck off. -I mean, you've got 433 00:21:03,750 --> 00:21:04,750 fucking pizza on the floor. 434 00:21:04,833 --> 00:21:05,833 Mate, stop it. I'll do it later. It's fine. 435 00:21:05,917 --> 00:21:08,417 No, you won't, mate. No, you fucking won't. 436 00:21:09,208 --> 00:21:11,417 -You'll never do it. -Yes, I will. 437 00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:13,083 -No, you won't. -Ollie, yes, I will. 438 00:21:13,167 --> 00:21:14,208 -I said I'd do it later. -No, you won't. 439 00:21:14,292 --> 00:21:16,208 Ollie, fucking stop! I'm not a fucking child! 440 00:21:16,292 --> 00:21:17,375 I can do it myself! 441 00:21:24,458 --> 00:21:25,875 I'm just... I'm just... 442 00:21:26,583 --> 00:21:28,708 I'm just hot. It's fucking boiling in these rooms. 443 00:21:28,792 --> 00:21:30,458 They'd rather we all die of heatstroke 444 00:21:30,542 --> 00:21:32,333 than ruin the fucking wood fucking panelling 445 00:21:32,417 --> 00:21:33,750 by putting in air conditioning. 446 00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:35,625 Stressing about the exams? 447 00:21:35,708 --> 00:21:37,250 (CHUCKLES) I'm not stressed about the exams, Ol. 448 00:21:37,333 --> 00:21:38,917 (CHUCKLES) You're driving me fucking... 449 00:21:48,292 --> 00:21:51,292 I've got some revising to do. I think I might, er... 450 00:21:51,375 --> 00:21:52,708 I might catch you later, yeah? 451 00:21:55,417 --> 00:21:57,917 -King's Arms later? -Yeah. Yeah, maybe. Erm... 452 00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,375 (CLEARS THROAT) I'll text you, yeah? 453 00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:03,500 Okay. 454 00:22:03,583 --> 00:22:04,583 Of course. 455 00:22:04,667 --> 00:22:06,042 (FOOTSTEPS RECEDING) 456 00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:07,625 (DOOR OPENS, SHUTS) 457 00:22:18,125 --> 00:22:19,125 (SIGHS) 458 00:22:19,208 --> 00:22:20,458 ( THIS MODERN LOVE PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) 459 00:22:20,542 --> 00:22:21,833 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 460 00:22:21,917 --> 00:22:22,917 ♪ Jump left ♪ 461 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:28,042 ♪ What are you holding out for? ♪ 462 00:22:29,250 --> 00:22:31,792 ♪ What's always in the way? ♪ 463 00:22:31,875 --> 00:22:33,125 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) 464 00:22:33,667 --> 00:22:39,333 ♪ Why so damn absent-minded? ♪ 465 00:22:39,417 --> 00:22:44,583 ♪ Why so scared of romance? ♪ 466 00:22:48,583 --> 00:22:50,708 ♪ This modern love ♪ 467 00:22:53,333 --> 00:22:54,417 ♪ Breaks me ♪ 468 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,125 ♪ This modern love ♪ 469 00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:04,792 ♪ Wastes me ♪ 470 00:23:09,542 --> 00:23:11,417 ♪ This modern love ♪ 471 00:23:13,958 --> 00:23:14,958 ♪ Wastes me ♪ 472 00:23:15,042 --> 00:23:17,292 -Hey. -OLIVER: Oh, hey. 473 00:23:17,875 --> 00:23:19,625 I was just seeing if Felix was in. 474 00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:21,500 We were supposed to meet. 475 00:23:21,583 --> 00:23:22,917 Er... 476 00:23:24,250 --> 00:23:25,625 Yeah, they're all at the pub. 477 00:23:26,292 --> 00:23:27,875 Oh. (CHUCKLES) 478 00:23:27,958 --> 00:23:29,292 Okay. 479 00:23:29,375 --> 00:23:30,458 He didn't say. 480 00:23:32,208 --> 00:23:33,250 Was India there? 481 00:23:34,333 --> 00:23:35,333 Yeah. 482 00:23:38,458 --> 00:23:41,125 -Sorry. -(CHUCKLES) Oh, God, no. 483 00:23:41,208 --> 00:23:42,208 Whatever. 484 00:23:44,583 --> 00:23:45,667 (SIGHS) 485 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,417 Do you have any alcohol? 486 00:23:53,875 --> 00:23:55,583 Would you like me to have alcohol? 487 00:23:57,333 --> 00:23:58,333 (SIGHS) 488 00:24:00,167 --> 00:24:01,792 ( THIS MODERN LOVE CONTINUES PLAYING) 489 00:24:01,875 --> 00:24:03,375 (KISSING) 490 00:24:09,917 --> 00:24:12,625 (CHUCKLES) Do you think he'll be jealous? 491 00:24:14,542 --> 00:24:15,542 Honestly? 492 00:24:17,083 --> 00:24:19,458 I don't think it will even fucking register. (CHUCKLES) 493 00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:21,250 (OLIVER MOANS SOFTLY) 494 00:24:25,833 --> 00:24:26,917 (MUSIC FADES) 495 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,000 -(DOOR OPENS) -(FOOTSTEPS RECEDING) 496 00:24:29,083 --> 00:24:30,083 (DOOR SHUTS) 497 00:24:36,250 --> 00:24:38,250 (MOBILE RINGING, BUZZING) 498 00:24:42,875 --> 00:24:43,917 (GRUNTS SOFTLY) 499 00:24:49,292 --> 00:24:50,458 -(LINE CONNECTS) -(GRUNTS) 500 00:24:51,792 --> 00:24:52,958 Hi, Mum. 501 00:24:55,208 --> 00:24:56,583 (PEN SCRATCHING) 502 00:24:57,458 --> 00:24:58,542 (KNOCKING AT DOOR) 503 00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:02,292 (OLIVER BREATHING HEAVILY) 504 00:25:02,375 --> 00:25:03,500 Ollie, what's happened? 505 00:25:05,458 --> 00:25:06,458 (SNIFFLES) 506 00:25:08,042 --> 00:25:10,458 -Hey, come here. -(SOBBING SOFTLY) 507 00:25:13,125 --> 00:25:14,167 How did it happen? 508 00:25:15,542 --> 00:25:17,083 Cracked his head on the pavement. 509 00:25:19,333 --> 00:25:22,042 Probably drunk, knowing Dad. 510 00:25:22,542 --> 00:25:25,167 -(SOFTLY) Fucking hell. -Or off his fucking tits. 511 00:25:26,042 --> 00:25:27,333 Jeez, I'm... 512 00:25:28,125 --> 00:25:30,000 I'm so sorry, Ollie, that's... 513 00:25:30,083 --> 00:25:31,125 It's just a shock. 514 00:25:32,875 --> 00:25:33,958 Is your mum all right? 515 00:25:34,833 --> 00:25:36,958 She was completely incoherent... 516 00:25:38,500 --> 00:25:41,458 which is pretty normal for her. 517 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,458 They're gonna have to let you skip exams. 518 00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:45,250 You're in no state to do them now. 519 00:25:45,333 --> 00:25:47,750 -I mean, you've gotta go home. -No. 520 00:25:47,833 --> 00:25:49,167 I can't miss the exams. 521 00:25:49,250 --> 00:25:50,250 Of course you can miss 522 00:25:50,333 --> 00:25:52,083 -the fucking exams. -No, I can't. 523 00:25:52,167 --> 00:25:53,458 No. 524 00:25:53,542 --> 00:25:55,125 I'm not like you, Felix. 525 00:25:56,208 --> 00:25:57,458 This is all I have. 526 00:26:05,750 --> 00:26:07,750 -(BELLS TOLLING) -(INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 527 00:26:07,833 --> 00:26:09,500 (UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING) 528 00:26:11,083 --> 00:26:13,042 (CROWD CHEERING) 529 00:26:13,125 --> 00:26:14,625 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 530 00:26:21,458 --> 00:26:23,458 (UPLIFTING MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 531 00:26:27,083 --> 00:26:28,125 (GIRLS LAUGHING) 532 00:26:28,208 --> 00:26:29,458 -Hey, Oliver. -Hey. 533 00:26:31,625 --> 00:26:34,833 (CHUCKLES) Oh, nice tux. 534 00:26:34,917 --> 00:26:35,917 Thank you. 535 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,375 Wow. It's a rental, right? 536 00:26:38,458 --> 00:26:39,458 -Yeah. -Yeah. 537 00:26:40,792 --> 00:26:42,333 Yeah, the sleeves are too long. 538 00:26:43,625 --> 00:26:45,875 Always check the sleeves. 539 00:26:45,958 --> 00:26:47,125 (CHUCKLES) 540 00:26:47,875 --> 00:26:48,917 But still, not bad. 541 00:26:50,042 --> 00:26:51,708 I mean, you're almost passing. 542 00:26:52,292 --> 00:26:53,292 For what? 543 00:26:54,250 --> 00:26:55,250 I don't know. 544 00:26:55,917 --> 00:26:57,542 A real human boy. 545 00:27:01,042 --> 00:27:02,083 FARLEIGH: Hey. 546 00:27:02,167 --> 00:27:03,167 FELIX: Ollie! 547 00:27:04,292 --> 00:27:05,500 -Hiya, mate. -Hey. 548 00:27:05,583 --> 00:27:06,875 Come on, then. Follow me. 549 00:27:08,042 --> 00:27:10,042 -OLIVER: Wait, wait, wait. -(UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING) 550 00:27:10,708 --> 00:27:12,792 -Where are we going? -(FELIX CHUCKLES) 551 00:27:12,875 --> 00:27:14,500 OLIVER: We're gonna miss the ball, Felix. 552 00:27:19,833 --> 00:27:21,250 What's going on, Felix? 553 00:27:21,750 --> 00:27:23,458 FELIX: Well, I was thinking about how I... 554 00:27:32,042 --> 00:27:35,292 You... You've had such a shit time lately 555 00:27:35,375 --> 00:27:36,917 and you've been so brave about everything, I... 556 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,958 -Oh, Felix, come on. -(SHUSHES) 557 00:27:40,042 --> 00:27:42,833 So in my family, we have this tradition, right? 558 00:27:42,917 --> 00:27:43,917 When somebody dies, 559 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:47,000 we write their name on a, er, on a stone, 560 00:27:47,083 --> 00:27:48,542 and we chuck it in the river. 561 00:27:48,625 --> 00:27:50,167 My great-grandfather started it 562 00:27:50,250 --> 00:27:51,583 when his son died in the war. 563 00:27:51,667 --> 00:27:54,125 I've only done it for my dog so far, but... 564 00:27:55,125 --> 00:27:56,875 You know, I don't know, I just... 565 00:27:56,958 --> 00:27:58,208 It helped, a bit. 566 00:28:02,458 --> 00:28:04,625 This feels a bit fucking stupid now. 567 00:28:04,708 --> 00:28:06,625 No. It's not stupid. 568 00:28:07,833 --> 00:28:08,875 Thank you. 569 00:28:09,917 --> 00:28:11,083 It's something, right? 570 00:28:19,542 --> 00:28:21,125 -So what do I do? -I don't know really. 571 00:28:21,208 --> 00:28:24,000 Erm, er, I guess you could say a few words, or... 572 00:28:24,958 --> 00:28:27,750 I mean, we could just stand here in silence for a bit. 573 00:28:27,833 --> 00:28:30,333 And then you just... just chuck it in. 574 00:28:32,500 --> 00:28:33,500 (OLIVER SIGHS) 575 00:28:47,375 --> 00:28:48,500 (STONE CLATTERS) 576 00:28:51,167 --> 00:28:53,000 -Well, that can't be good. -Oh. 577 00:28:54,875 --> 00:28:55,875 Fuck. 578 00:28:58,125 --> 00:28:59,333 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING DISTANTLY) 579 00:28:59,417 --> 00:29:01,292 (DISTANT LAUGHTER) 580 00:29:01,375 --> 00:29:02,542 FELIX: Do you think you'll go home? 581 00:29:05,292 --> 00:29:06,333 OLIVER: Honestly? 582 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,042 I don't think I'll ever go home again. 583 00:29:10,542 --> 00:29:11,708 FELIX: But what about your mum? 584 00:29:16,750 --> 00:29:18,000 OLIVER: You know the first time I felt 585 00:29:18,083 --> 00:29:19,542 the inside of my mum's throat? 586 00:29:21,250 --> 00:29:22,250 I was eight. 587 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,000 My dad told me 588 00:29:26,083 --> 00:29:28,458 I had to stick my fingers in to make her sick, 589 00:29:29,792 --> 00:29:31,042 otherwise... 590 00:29:32,500 --> 00:29:33,833 she'd die in her sleep. 591 00:29:37,333 --> 00:29:39,333 So "home" doesn't mean the same for me 592 00:29:39,417 --> 00:29:41,292 as it does for you, Felix. 593 00:29:42,875 --> 00:29:44,833 The fucking filth of the place, 594 00:29:44,917 --> 00:29:46,625 the mess, I can't do it. 595 00:29:48,708 --> 00:29:49,750 Just can't. 596 00:29:54,708 --> 00:29:56,500 Well, why don't you come home with me? 597 00:29:56,583 --> 00:29:58,042 Come to Saltburn. 598 00:29:58,875 --> 00:30:00,208 -No. -Yeah. 599 00:30:00,292 --> 00:30:01,542 It's too much of an imposition. 600 00:30:01,625 --> 00:30:03,583 Oh, fuck off, it is! You'll save my sanity. 601 00:30:03,667 --> 00:30:05,042 -(CHUCKLES) Seriously. -Oh, it'd feel weird. 602 00:30:05,125 --> 00:30:06,750 It won't feel weird. I mean, Mum has people 603 00:30:06,833 --> 00:30:08,542 come and stay for months at a time. 604 00:30:09,542 --> 00:30:10,875 And you know what? If you get sick of us, 605 00:30:10,958 --> 00:30:12,208 you can leave. 606 00:30:12,292 --> 00:30:13,958 (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) 607 00:30:14,042 --> 00:30:15,083 I promise. 608 00:30:17,458 --> 00:30:19,292 OLIVER: And I believed him. 609 00:30:19,375 --> 00:30:21,250 (INTRIGUING MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 610 00:30:21,333 --> 00:30:22,417 (SIGHS) 611 00:30:25,958 --> 00:30:27,083 Saltburn. 612 00:30:47,083 --> 00:30:49,083 (INTRIGUING MUSIC BUILDS) 613 00:31:27,667 --> 00:31:29,667 (DOORS CREAKING) 614 00:31:30,333 --> 00:31:31,333 Mr Quick. 615 00:31:32,333 --> 00:31:33,333 You're early. 616 00:31:33,417 --> 00:31:35,625 Er, I got the earlier train. 617 00:31:36,375 --> 00:31:37,875 Well, do let us know next time. 618 00:31:37,958 --> 00:31:40,208 You see, the gates were not open. 619 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,167 That's... That's okay. 620 00:31:42,250 --> 00:31:44,292 We'd sent someone to pick you up. 621 00:31:45,292 --> 00:31:46,292 Ah. 622 00:31:46,875 --> 00:31:48,292 -Sorry. -Not at all. 623 00:31:49,250 --> 00:31:50,333 Follow me. 624 00:31:59,958 --> 00:32:01,042 (DOORS CREAKING) 625 00:32:06,208 --> 00:32:07,292 OLIVER: Wow. 626 00:32:08,917 --> 00:32:10,125 This is amazing. 627 00:32:13,042 --> 00:32:14,500 Wow. Wow. 628 00:32:14,583 --> 00:32:16,250 -Just wow. -Hmm. 629 00:32:18,917 --> 00:32:20,500 Just leave your bag there. 630 00:32:20,583 --> 00:32:21,917 Someone will get it for you. 631 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,833 FELIX: Ollie! Thank God you're here. 632 00:32:24,917 --> 00:32:26,417 Duncan, I'll show him to his room. Don't worry. 633 00:32:26,500 --> 00:32:29,042 Oliver, try not to be too terrified of Duncan. 634 00:32:29,125 --> 00:32:30,917 Duncan, stop being so frightening 635 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:32,042 in front of my friends. 636 00:32:32,125 --> 00:32:33,792 -Well, I'll try. Felix. -FELIX: Come on, mate. 637 00:32:33,875 --> 00:32:35,875 -Come on. -He is terrifying. 638 00:32:35,958 --> 00:32:37,833 Oh, he's all right. He's just odd. 639 00:32:38,708 --> 00:32:39,708 Okay! 640 00:32:39,792 --> 00:32:41,917 So... 641 00:32:42,792 --> 00:32:45,292 Er, red staircase. 642 00:32:45,917 --> 00:32:48,042 I accidentally fingered my cousin here. 643 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,250 Henry VII's cabinet. 644 00:32:52,917 --> 00:32:54,208 Ghost of Granny. 645 00:32:54,292 --> 00:32:55,292 Hi, Granny. 646 00:32:56,500 --> 00:32:58,250 Green room. Gardens. 647 00:32:58,333 --> 00:33:00,875 Some fucking hideous Rubens. 648 00:33:01,375 --> 00:33:02,750 Broken piano. 649 00:33:03,292 --> 00:33:05,625 Er, blue room. 650 00:33:05,708 --> 00:33:06,708 It's blue. 651 00:33:09,250 --> 00:33:11,500 And King's bedroom. 652 00:33:11,583 --> 00:33:12,875 Actually, the bed still has 653 00:33:12,958 --> 00:33:14,583 some of Henry VIII's spunk on it. 654 00:33:15,583 --> 00:33:17,083 This is the long gallery. 655 00:33:17,167 --> 00:33:20,292 Er, dead reli. Dead relies. 656 00:33:20,375 --> 00:33:21,833 Daddy's old teddy. 657 00:33:21,917 --> 00:33:24,042 Shakespeare's folio. 658 00:33:24,125 --> 00:33:25,125 And maze. 659 00:33:25,625 --> 00:33:26,917 So, yeah, we're just through here. 660 00:33:27,417 --> 00:33:28,542 Okay. 661 00:33:29,167 --> 00:33:30,750 Er, my room. 662 00:33:31,250 --> 00:33:32,792 You'll be staying just next door. 663 00:33:34,542 --> 00:33:35,792 Bathroom. 664 00:33:36,417 --> 00:33:38,083 Ooh, by the way, we're gonna be sharing a bathroom. 665 00:33:38,167 --> 00:33:39,167 I hope you don't mind. 666 00:33:39,250 --> 00:33:41,417 Otherwise you'd be miles away on the other end of the house. 667 00:33:41,917 --> 00:33:43,208 (TUTTING) 668 00:33:43,292 --> 00:33:44,292 Dressing room. 669 00:33:46,042 --> 00:33:47,375 And... 670 00:33:49,125 --> 00:33:50,292 your room! 671 00:33:51,875 --> 00:33:52,917 Wow. 672 00:33:55,625 --> 00:33:56,750 I'm glad you're here, mate. 673 00:33:58,750 --> 00:34:01,583 Right, I will, er... I will leave you to it. 674 00:34:02,250 --> 00:34:03,250 Er, just one thing. 675 00:34:03,333 --> 00:34:06,000 Mum has a phobia of, er, beards and stubble, 676 00:34:06,083 --> 00:34:08,292 so I left a razor for you in the bathroom. 677 00:34:08,375 --> 00:34:09,542 -What? -Yeah. I don't know. 678 00:34:09,625 --> 00:34:11,000 She thinks it's unhygienic. 679 00:34:11,083 --> 00:34:12,417 Er, something to do with her father. 680 00:34:12,500 --> 00:34:13,500 It's bonkers. I mean... 681 00:34:13,583 --> 00:34:15,625 I'm not even allowed to wear my fucking stud when I'm here. 682 00:34:16,667 --> 00:34:18,250 Anything else I should know about? 683 00:34:18,333 --> 00:34:20,125 No. No, just be yourself. 684 00:34:20,208 --> 00:34:22,333 They'll love you. It's relaxed, I promise. 685 00:34:22,833 --> 00:34:23,833 We'll be in the library. 686 00:34:25,333 --> 00:34:26,375 Library? 687 00:34:34,333 --> 00:34:35,917 (CLACKING) 688 00:34:38,208 --> 00:34:39,208 (CLACKING STOPS) 689 00:34:39,750 --> 00:34:41,125 (DISTANT LAUGHTER) 690 00:34:41,208 --> 00:34:42,792 McLovin's never existed 'cause that's a made-up 691 00:34:42,875 --> 00:34:44,708 dumb fucking fairy-tale name, you fuck! 692 00:34:44,792 --> 00:34:46,708 (BOTH LAUGHING) 693 00:34:46,792 --> 00:34:49,375 WOMAN 1: But they might have, sort of, meetings, I suppose. 694 00:34:49,458 --> 00:34:51,708 Well, I mean, they probably don't have rehab in Liverpool. 695 00:34:51,792 --> 00:34:53,458 WOMAN 1: No, gosh, no. No, I can't imagine they do. 696 00:34:53,542 --> 00:34:55,583 No, see, everybody just goes to ruin, I suppose. 697 00:34:55,667 --> 00:34:56,667 Where is Liverpool? 698 00:34:56,750 --> 00:34:57,833 WOMAN 2: I think it's on the sea, isn't it? 699 00:34:57,917 --> 00:34:59,167 Darling, where's Liverpool? 700 00:35:00,083 --> 00:35:01,917 Er, north. 701 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,125 -North. -WOMAN 2: Yes. 702 00:35:03,208 --> 00:35:05,208 FARLEIGH: It's called Prescot. 703 00:35:05,292 --> 00:35:07,458 WOMAN 2: Oh, it'll be some awful slum. 704 00:35:07,542 --> 00:35:10,583 WOMAN 1: Mmm. A sort of hellish squat. 705 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:12,625 And both his parents were dealing. 706 00:35:12,708 --> 00:35:14,750 God, and his mother's a drunk. 707 00:35:14,833 --> 00:35:16,417 I mean, babies can be really affected. 708 00:35:16,500 --> 00:35:19,042 -Traumatised. -Oh, they come out drunk. 709 00:35:19,125 --> 00:35:20,208 Is that right, that he had to put his fingers 710 00:35:20,292 --> 00:35:22,125 down his mother's throat to make her sick? 711 00:35:22,208 --> 00:35:23,542 FELIX: Farleigh, that's private stuff. 712 00:35:23,625 --> 00:35:25,875 FARLEIGH: Well, you told us. FELIX: In confidence. 713 00:35:25,958 --> 00:35:27,042 WOMAN 2: It's awful, darling. 714 00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:28,292 Can you imagine doing that to me? 715 00:35:28,375 --> 00:35:29,375 WOMAN 1: I think that's actually 716 00:35:29,458 --> 00:35:30,542 rather normal when you're poor. 717 00:35:30,625 --> 00:35:31,625 I think, when you're poor, 718 00:35:31,708 --> 00:35:33,208 that sort of thing does happen a little bit more. 719 00:35:33,292 --> 00:35:34,292 -(CHUCKLES) -WOMAN 2: We should give him 720 00:35:34,375 --> 00:35:35,375 the most wonderful time. 721 00:35:35,458 --> 00:35:37,292 FARLEIGH: Good luck, he doesn't smile much. 722 00:35:37,375 --> 00:35:38,750 WOMAN 2: Farleigh seems to think he's ghastly. 723 00:35:38,833 --> 00:35:40,042 Why are you friends with him, darling? 724 00:35:40,125 --> 00:35:41,167 WOMAN 1: Dirt poor, not attractive 725 00:35:41,250 --> 00:35:42,250 and his parents are drug addicts. 726 00:35:42,333 --> 00:35:45,000 -I can't actually... -And here he is now! 727 00:35:45,083 --> 00:35:46,167 We were just talking about you. 728 00:35:46,250 --> 00:35:47,250 Don't be silly. 729 00:35:48,083 --> 00:35:50,333 Farleigh, you just make up the most awful things. 730 00:35:50,417 --> 00:35:51,500 Of course we weren't. 731 00:35:51,583 --> 00:35:52,958 Hello, Oliver, darling. 732 00:35:54,375 --> 00:35:56,625 Oh, what beautiful eyes. 733 00:35:56,708 --> 00:35:58,500 Oh, how wonderful! 734 00:35:58,583 --> 00:35:59,708 Yeah, I told you he wasn't a minger. 735 00:35:59,792 --> 00:36:02,208 Oh, but, darling, you're kind about everyone. 736 00:36:02,292 --> 00:36:03,500 You can't be trusted. 737 00:36:03,583 --> 00:36:07,417 Oliver, I have a complete and utter horror of ugliness. 738 00:36:07,500 --> 00:36:09,542 Ever since I was very young. I don't know why. 739 00:36:09,625 --> 00:36:11,083 Maybe because you're a terrible person? 740 00:36:11,167 --> 00:36:12,625 -Don't be mean. -(FELIX CHUCKLES) 741 00:36:13,417 --> 00:36:15,333 Has Venetia seen you yet? 742 00:36:15,417 --> 00:36:17,167 Oh, my God, she'll die. 743 00:36:17,792 --> 00:36:20,333 She's been draping herself all around the house all day 744 00:36:20,417 --> 00:36:21,583 hoping you'll come across her. 745 00:36:21,667 --> 00:36:23,708 -(CHUCKLES) As it were. -Do stop. 746 00:36:23,792 --> 00:36:25,125 The poor boy's only just arrived. 747 00:36:25,208 --> 00:36:27,833 Oliver, how good to finally meet you. 748 00:36:27,917 --> 00:36:29,875 -Trip all right? -Yes, thank you, sir. 749 00:36:29,958 --> 00:36:31,333 Oh, God, don't with the "sirs". 750 00:36:31,417 --> 00:36:33,833 No, no, no, we can't stand anything like that here. 751 00:36:33,917 --> 00:36:35,083 Go on, come and sit by me. 752 00:36:36,208 --> 00:36:37,583 This is my dear friend, Pamela, 753 00:36:37,667 --> 00:36:38,750 who's been staying with us. 754 00:36:38,833 --> 00:36:40,000 PAMELA: Hey. 755 00:36:41,625 --> 00:36:43,042 Pamela, darling, will you go and find Annie 756 00:36:43,125 --> 00:36:44,333 and ask about tea? 757 00:36:46,792 --> 00:36:47,792 Yeah. 758 00:36:48,667 --> 00:36:50,625 Yeah. Who, which... Which one's that? 759 00:36:50,708 --> 00:36:51,917 You'll find her, darling. Annie. 760 00:36:54,458 --> 00:36:55,750 -PAMELA: Where's, erm... -You'll work it out, darling. 761 00:36:55,833 --> 00:36:56,833 Okay, I'm going to work it out. 762 00:36:56,917 --> 00:36:58,458 MAN: Kitchen. PAMELA: Ah, the kitchen. 763 00:36:58,542 --> 00:36:59,875 Kitchen. So, Annie in the kitchen. 764 00:36:59,958 --> 00:37:00,958 Annie in the kitchen. 765 00:37:02,333 --> 00:37:03,375 -WOMAN 2: Off you pop. -Okay. 766 00:37:04,500 --> 00:37:06,458 Poor Dear Pamela. She's been staying with us 767 00:37:06,542 --> 00:37:07,542 while she gets back on her feet. 768 00:37:07,625 --> 00:37:10,000 She's had an awful time this year. Hideous. 769 00:37:10,083 --> 00:37:13,167 But, oh, Oliver, so have you. 770 00:37:13,250 --> 00:37:15,625 God, I was so sorry to hear about your father. 771 00:37:15,708 --> 00:37:17,458 How utterly, utterly tragic. 772 00:37:18,625 --> 00:37:20,583 I've lost so many friends to addiction. 773 00:37:20,667 --> 00:37:23,083 So, so many dear, dear friends. 774 00:37:23,167 --> 00:37:25,750 It's the root of Poor Pamela's horrors too, I'm afraid. 775 00:37:25,833 --> 00:37:27,917 And the only interesting thing about her. 776 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:29,292 Farleigh! 777 00:37:29,375 --> 00:37:30,625 No, she is rather dull, actually. 778 00:37:30,708 --> 00:37:31,792 But she's so beautiful. 779 00:37:31,875 --> 00:37:33,833 You have to admit, she's very beautiful. 780 00:37:33,917 --> 00:37:35,333 But it's only ever really been a curse. 781 00:37:35,417 --> 00:37:37,750 I mean, the men. Oliver, you wouldn't believe it. 782 00:37:37,833 --> 00:37:40,542 The latest one is some ghastly Russian billionaire. 783 00:37:40,625 --> 00:37:41,958 Malignantly ugly, of course. 784 00:37:42,042 --> 00:37:45,417 And she's been holed up here for months hiding from him. 785 00:37:45,500 --> 00:37:47,833 Anyway, let's not talk about that. 786 00:37:47,917 --> 00:37:49,708 Darling, tell me about your mother. 787 00:37:49,792 --> 00:37:51,250 How is she bearing up? 788 00:37:52,375 --> 00:37:53,708 -Still drinking? -Stop! 789 00:37:53,792 --> 00:37:55,542 -Ignore him. -It's rude. 790 00:37:55,625 --> 00:37:56,708 WOMAN 2: Nothing shocks me, Oliver. 791 00:37:57,417 --> 00:37:58,708 Absolutely nothing. 792 00:37:58,792 --> 00:37:59,792 Tell me everything. 793 00:38:05,875 --> 00:38:07,167 OLIVER: (SOFTLY) Fucking hell. 794 00:38:17,417 --> 00:38:18,417 (DOOR OPENS) 795 00:38:18,500 --> 00:38:19,500 FELIX: God, Ollie, I'm sorry 796 00:38:19,583 --> 00:38:21,167 Mum asked so many rude questions. 797 00:38:21,250 --> 00:38:23,000 Don't take it personally. 798 00:38:23,083 --> 00:38:24,875 Someone unpacked my suitcase? 799 00:38:24,958 --> 00:38:27,875 FELIX: Er... Shit, yes. I should have told you. 800 00:38:27,958 --> 00:38:29,708 They do that here. 801 00:38:29,792 --> 00:38:31,458 The maids all report back to Mum, by the way, 802 00:38:31,542 --> 00:38:33,958 so I hope you didn't pack anything scandalous. 803 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,833 Just my old boxers. 804 00:38:37,917 --> 00:38:39,875 -(SOFTLY) God. -Oh, no, they're used to that. 805 00:38:39,958 --> 00:38:40,958 Don't worry. 806 00:38:41,833 --> 00:38:43,042 Duncan will be thrilled. 807 00:38:43,542 --> 00:38:44,542 (OLIVER CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 808 00:38:45,875 --> 00:38:47,958 Oh, erm... (CLEARS THROAT) I hope you don't mind. 809 00:38:48,042 --> 00:38:50,083 I had them hang up an old school dinner jacket. 810 00:38:50,167 --> 00:38:51,250 We, er... 811 00:38:51,333 --> 00:38:52,333 We dress for dinner here, 812 00:38:52,417 --> 00:38:54,542 so I didn't want you to be caught short. 813 00:38:54,625 --> 00:38:55,792 Dress for dinner? 814 00:38:55,875 --> 00:38:58,667 Yeah, it's, like... It's, like, black tie. 815 00:38:59,583 --> 00:39:01,667 -I could've brought one. -Oh, no, don't be silly. 816 00:39:01,750 --> 00:39:03,417 I mean, I have a spare. It'd be a waste. 817 00:39:04,792 --> 00:39:05,958 Do you have cufflinks, though? 818 00:39:07,208 --> 00:39:08,208 No. 819 00:39:08,292 --> 00:39:10,375 That's all right. We'll get it sorted. I'll... 820 00:39:10,458 --> 00:39:12,000 I'll get you some. (CLICKS TONGUE) 821 00:39:14,250 --> 00:39:16,208 I'm really happy you're here, Ol. 822 00:39:16,292 --> 00:39:18,792 I'm sorry that everything is so... 823 00:39:18,875 --> 00:39:20,667 old-fashioned. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 824 00:39:22,750 --> 00:39:24,000 No, it's wonderful. 825 00:39:32,292 --> 00:39:33,625 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 826 00:39:33,708 --> 00:39:35,458 We met in rehab, so... 827 00:39:35,542 --> 00:39:37,750 He was just so lovely at first, and then 828 00:39:37,833 --> 00:39:38,958 all of his business partners 829 00:39:39,042 --> 00:39:40,917 started, sort of, falling out of windows. 830 00:39:42,083 --> 00:39:43,625 -(SOFTLY) You know. -Right. 831 00:39:43,708 --> 00:39:46,833 -Lucky escape. -PAMELA: Mmm. I suppose so. 832 00:39:46,917 --> 00:39:48,292 But he spoke Russian all the time 833 00:39:48,375 --> 00:39:50,000 and it just sounded so romantic. 834 00:39:50,083 --> 00:39:52,000 And I don't know the Russian word for "whore", 835 00:39:52,083 --> 00:39:55,042 so I, sort of, thought it sounded like lovely poetry. 836 00:39:55,125 --> 00:39:56,125 OLIVER: Yeah. 837 00:39:56,958 --> 00:39:59,250 Daddy always said I'd end up at the bottom of the Thames. 838 00:39:59,333 --> 00:40:00,750 So far so good. 839 00:40:00,833 --> 00:40:02,875 PAMELA: I don't know what I'd do without Elspeth. 840 00:40:02,958 --> 00:40:04,000 She really saved me. 841 00:40:04,083 --> 00:40:05,458 Don't bang on about it, Pamela, darling. 842 00:40:05,542 --> 00:40:07,167 You know we're delighted to have you for however long 843 00:40:07,250 --> 00:40:09,708 -it is you mean to stay. -Forever? 844 00:40:09,792 --> 00:40:12,000 Oh, no. I think I might have, erm, found somewhere. 845 00:40:12,083 --> 00:40:13,583 -Oh, well done, darling. -Oh, good. 846 00:40:13,667 --> 00:40:15,250 Yeah, my cousin... My cousin has a flat. 847 00:40:15,333 --> 00:40:17,375 Oh, that'll suit you very well, a nice little flat. 848 00:40:17,458 --> 00:40:19,417 It's more of a... More of a bedsit really. 849 00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:21,292 ELSPETH: I loved living in a bedsit in my 20s. 850 00:40:21,375 --> 00:40:24,042 It's so freeing to live all in one room. 851 00:40:24,125 --> 00:40:25,875 And much less cleaning to do. 852 00:40:25,958 --> 00:40:28,042 Oh, but it'll be terrible when you're gone. 853 00:40:28,125 --> 00:40:29,208 How will I cope? 854 00:40:29,292 --> 00:40:30,292 Well, I... (STAMMERS) 855 00:40:30,375 --> 00:40:31,500 I could actually stay for a little bit longer... 856 00:40:31,583 --> 00:40:33,625 Oh, no, darling, no. 857 00:40:33,708 --> 00:40:35,542 You must be desperate to be rid of us 858 00:40:35,625 --> 00:40:38,125 and find your own place. I quite understand. 859 00:40:43,458 --> 00:40:45,458 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 860 00:40:50,917 --> 00:40:52,917 (SOMBRE MUSIC PLAYING) 861 00:41:00,542 --> 00:41:02,125 (WIND BLOWING) 862 00:41:12,542 --> 00:41:13,542 -OLIVER: Hey. -(SQUEALS) 863 00:41:13,625 --> 00:41:15,417 Fucking hell, you gave me a fright. 864 00:41:16,125 --> 00:41:19,333 Sorry. I just thought you were sleepwalking. 865 00:41:20,333 --> 00:41:22,083 No, I wanted to have a look at the moon. 866 00:41:26,792 --> 00:41:27,958 It's nearly full. 867 00:41:28,458 --> 00:41:29,542 Do you know what that means? 868 00:41:30,875 --> 00:41:31,875 No. 869 00:41:32,958 --> 00:41:35,125 We're all about to lose our minds. 870 00:41:35,208 --> 00:41:37,208 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 871 00:41:39,125 --> 00:41:41,708 Sorry, you must be... You must be cold. 872 00:41:43,167 --> 00:41:44,625 (VENETIA CHUCKLES) 873 00:41:45,542 --> 00:41:47,000 I'm cold-blooded. 874 00:41:48,542 --> 00:41:50,750 We're all cold-blooded, haven't you noticed? 875 00:41:53,500 --> 00:41:54,667 You're not cold-blooded. 876 00:41:56,375 --> 00:41:58,000 Your family is so kind to me. 877 00:41:59,833 --> 00:42:02,125 -Sweet. -(CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 878 00:42:05,333 --> 00:42:08,083 I see why Felix likes you so much. 879 00:42:10,333 --> 00:42:11,625 You're so, erm... 880 00:42:12,250 --> 00:42:13,375 So what? 881 00:42:16,708 --> 00:42:17,708 I don't know. 882 00:42:21,125 --> 00:42:22,667 (VENETIA CHUCKLES) 883 00:42:25,042 --> 00:42:26,042 Real. 884 00:42:27,042 --> 00:42:28,167 -Hmm. -(CHUCKLES) 885 00:42:31,042 --> 00:42:33,500 I think I like you even more than last year's one. 886 00:42:36,125 --> 00:42:37,333 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 887 00:42:37,417 --> 00:42:38,458 (VENETIA CHUCKLES) 888 00:42:38,542 --> 00:42:39,625 Night. 889 00:42:46,458 --> 00:42:48,208 -What's, erm, what's... -MAID: Breakfast is ready. 890 00:42:49,833 --> 00:42:51,208 -OLIVER: Morning. -Morning. 891 00:42:53,042 --> 00:42:54,083 VENETIA: Morning. 892 00:42:54,167 --> 00:42:55,167 FELIX: You sleep well, mate? 893 00:42:55,250 --> 00:42:57,125 OLIVER: Erm, yeah. 894 00:43:00,167 --> 00:43:01,208 (SIGHS) 895 00:43:02,625 --> 00:43:03,625 (SOFTLY) Hi. 896 00:43:04,542 --> 00:43:06,125 Hey, Oliver, have some breakfast. 897 00:43:06,208 --> 00:43:09,042 Er, can I get a full English breakfast too, please? 898 00:43:12,167 --> 00:43:14,125 Breakfast is on the side, darling. 899 00:43:14,208 --> 00:43:15,375 Just help yourself. 900 00:43:15,875 --> 00:43:17,333 How would you like your eggs? 901 00:43:17,417 --> 00:43:19,917 -It's fine. I can get them. -FARLEIGH: Not the eggs. 902 00:43:20,542 --> 00:43:23,417 The eggs are made for you. 903 00:43:23,500 --> 00:43:24,500 Exactly. 904 00:43:25,167 --> 00:43:26,500 And everything else is on the side. 905 00:43:33,708 --> 00:43:35,333 Fried over easy, please. 906 00:43:38,167 --> 00:43:40,292 Ollie, we were just talking about the Shelley biography. 907 00:43:40,375 --> 00:43:42,417 Shelley who? Shelley, Belinda's sister Shelley? 908 00:43:42,500 --> 00:43:45,167 Oh, Percy Bysshe Shelley. The poet. 909 00:43:46,042 --> 00:43:48,250 -The Romantic poet. -Oh. 910 00:43:48,333 --> 00:43:50,958 VENETIA: Do you know the story about Shelley's doppelgänger? 911 00:43:51,042 --> 00:43:53,250 SIR JAMES: His doppelgänger? VENETIA: Mmm. 912 00:43:53,333 --> 00:43:55,375 Shelley's housekeeper was cleaning one of the rooms 913 00:43:55,458 --> 00:43:58,875 when Shelley walked past the window and waved at her. 914 00:43:59,625 --> 00:44:01,917 So, she waved back before she realised 915 00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:03,542 that Shelley was in Italy. 916 00:44:03,625 --> 00:44:04,833 And she was on the top floor of the house. 917 00:44:04,917 --> 00:44:07,542 Oh, Vee. Stop, stop, stop. I won't sleep. 918 00:44:07,625 --> 00:44:09,083 A few hours later, he drowned. 919 00:44:09,625 --> 00:44:10,625 ELSPETH: Oh! 920 00:44:11,250 --> 00:44:13,250 Oh, that's just given me goosebumps. 921 00:44:13,333 --> 00:44:15,375 -Look, Pamela. -Oh, no. 922 00:44:15,458 --> 00:44:17,583 -I heard he fucked his sister. -Oh, for God's sake! 923 00:44:17,667 --> 00:44:19,167 I think that was Byron. 924 00:44:19,250 --> 00:44:20,875 PAMELA: Oh, speaking of which... 925 00:44:21,583 --> 00:44:25,167 Ellie, did you hear, Ada ran off with Tommy Prior? 926 00:44:25,250 --> 00:44:26,458 -ELSPETH: Yes, you told me. -(SOFTLY) Thank you so much. 927 00:44:26,542 --> 00:44:28,500 ELSPETH: 'Course she did. Her husband was ghastly. 928 00:44:28,583 --> 00:44:30,167 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 929 00:44:40,292 --> 00:44:41,542 Is everything okay, Ollie? 930 00:44:41,625 --> 00:44:44,083 Er, 'course, yeah. It's just, erm... 931 00:44:44,875 --> 00:44:46,417 Runny eggs. I... 932 00:44:47,792 --> 00:44:49,208 I get a bit sick from them. 933 00:44:55,250 --> 00:44:56,292 Sorry. 934 00:44:58,042 --> 00:44:59,083 So sorry. 935 00:44:59,167 --> 00:45:01,083 -(DUNCAN CLEARS THROAT) -OLIVER: Sorry. 936 00:45:11,333 --> 00:45:12,667 We're over here, Ollie! 937 00:45:16,625 --> 00:45:18,125 FELIX: Hi, mate. FARLEIGH: Hey. 938 00:45:18,833 --> 00:45:21,042 No trunks allowed in the field. 939 00:45:22,542 --> 00:45:24,125 ( TIME TO PRETEND BY MGMT PLAYING) 940 00:45:24,208 --> 00:45:25,750 (ALL LAUGHING) 941 00:45:30,875 --> 00:45:32,500 Well, well, well. 942 00:45:33,292 --> 00:45:35,292 -Leave him alone. -(LAUGHS) 943 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:37,083 Good for you. 944 00:45:38,542 --> 00:45:39,958 -What a twist. -(VENETIA LAUGHING) 945 00:45:41,875 --> 00:45:44,292 ♪ I'm feelin' rough I'm feelin' raw ♪ 946 00:45:44,375 --> 00:45:45,375 ♪ I'm in the prime of my life ♪ 947 00:45:45,458 --> 00:45:47,000 Watch out for thistles, mate. 948 00:45:48,750 --> 00:45:51,042 Thistles, they're everywhere. Seasonal. 949 00:45:51,125 --> 00:45:53,958 ♪ Let's make some music Make some money ♪ 950 00:45:54,042 --> 00:45:56,625 ♪ Find some models for wives ♪ 951 00:45:56,708 --> 00:45:57,917 FELIX: Do you think Harry, Hermione and Ron 952 00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,542 -all have threesomes? -VENETIA: What? 953 00:46:00,625 --> 00:46:02,000 FARLEIGH: Oh, without a fucking doubt. 954 00:46:02,083 --> 00:46:03,583 FELIX: You think they all fuck? 955 00:46:03,667 --> 00:46:06,125 They're missing out on an opportunity if they're not. 956 00:46:10,250 --> 00:46:11,792 ♪ You man the island ♪ 957 00:46:11,875 --> 00:46:13,375 - ♪ And the cocaine ♪ - (ALL SCREAMING) 958 00:46:13,458 --> 00:46:15,708 ♪ And the elegant cars ♪ 959 00:46:17,792 --> 00:46:19,167 VENETIA: Oh, my God! 960 00:46:21,542 --> 00:46:22,542 ELSPETH: Why is she wet? 961 00:46:22,625 --> 00:46:23,917 FELIX: Because she's been down the well, Mum. 962 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:25,000 (ALL LAUGHING) 963 00:46:25,083 --> 00:46:26,667 ♪ We've got the vision ♪ 964 00:46:26,750 --> 00:46:29,833 ♪ Now let's have some fun ♪ 965 00:46:30,958 --> 00:46:31,958 (ALL CHEERING) 966 00:46:32,042 --> 00:46:33,375 FARLEIGH: That was out. 967 00:46:33,458 --> 00:46:35,208 -FELIX: Drink, drink, drink! -Fuck off! 968 00:46:35,292 --> 00:46:37,167 FELIX: You've got to hit the ball, Vee. 969 00:46:38,667 --> 00:46:42,708 ♪ Yeah, it's overwhelming But what else can we do? ♪ 970 00:46:43,667 --> 00:46:45,417 ♪ Get jobs in offices ♪ 971 00:46:45,500 --> 00:46:48,667 ♪ And wake up for the morning commute? ♪ 972 00:46:49,458 --> 00:46:50,667 What are these? 973 00:46:50,750 --> 00:46:52,250 ELSPETH: Oh, the Palissy plates. 974 00:46:52,333 --> 00:46:54,042 Do you mean Bernard Palissy, 975 00:46:54,125 --> 00:46:56,292 the 16th century Huguenot ceramicist? 976 00:46:56,375 --> 00:46:58,208 Yes. Do you know him? 977 00:46:59,167 --> 00:47:00,333 OLIVER: I've always loved his work, 978 00:47:00,417 --> 00:47:02,458 but I've never seen anything of his in real life. 979 00:47:04,375 --> 00:47:05,708 -♪ We're fated ♪ -(GASPS) 980 00:47:05,792 --> 00:47:07,417 -♪ To pretend ♪ - (GROANS IN DISGUST) 981 00:47:07,500 --> 00:47:09,333 -(EXCLAIMING) -(GRUNTING) 982 00:47:10,083 --> 00:47:11,500 That's so weird. 983 00:47:11,583 --> 00:47:13,500 -Stop! -Our point. 984 00:47:13,583 --> 00:47:14,958 (WHOOPING) 985 00:47:15,042 --> 00:47:16,417 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 986 00:47:16,500 --> 00:47:17,958 ♪ Yeah ♪ 987 00:47:20,250 --> 00:47:22,333 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 988 00:47:26,292 --> 00:47:27,292 (SONG ENDS) 989 00:47:27,375 --> 00:47:28,417 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 990 00:47:42,500 --> 00:47:43,833 Can I help you? 991 00:47:44,958 --> 00:47:46,042 Er, sorry. 992 00:47:47,792 --> 00:47:48,833 Quite all right. 993 00:47:50,083 --> 00:47:52,375 Lots of people get lost in Saltburn. 994 00:47:54,667 --> 00:47:56,083 -(DUNCAN CHUCKLES) -Well... 995 00:48:07,167 --> 00:48:08,375 (MUFFLED MOAN) 996 00:48:34,625 --> 00:48:36,625 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 997 00:48:46,625 --> 00:48:48,875 (FELIX BREATHING HEAVILY) 998 00:48:51,958 --> 00:48:53,125 (MOANING) 999 00:48:53,708 --> 00:48:54,833 (INHALES SHAKILY) 1000 00:49:07,833 --> 00:49:09,000 (CONTINUES MOANING) 1001 00:49:15,167 --> 00:49:16,583 (WATER DRAINING) 1002 00:49:22,500 --> 00:49:23,792 FELIX: All right. (CLEARS THROAT) 1003 00:49:24,625 --> 00:49:25,875 Night, mate. (KISSES) 1004 00:49:44,125 --> 00:49:45,875 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1005 00:49:48,167 --> 00:49:49,167 (SLURPS) 1006 00:49:51,542 --> 00:49:52,625 (SLURPS) 1007 00:50:01,083 --> 00:50:02,958 (SLURPING) 1008 00:50:05,708 --> 00:50:06,750 (MOANS SOFTLY) 1009 00:50:18,208 --> 00:50:19,625 ELSPETH: Oh, Oliver darling. 1010 00:50:21,250 --> 00:50:22,833 So punctual. 1011 00:50:22,917 --> 00:50:25,125 Poor Vee. The boys just run a mile. 1012 00:50:25,208 --> 00:50:26,208 OLIVER: Why? 1013 00:50:26,292 --> 00:50:27,542 Well, she gives it away for free. 1014 00:50:27,625 --> 00:50:31,500 She's sexually incontinent. Has been since she was 14. 1015 00:50:31,583 --> 00:50:35,083 My mother always said... "Born masochist." 1016 00:50:35,167 --> 00:50:36,875 And then there's all the stuff with the food. 1017 00:50:36,958 --> 00:50:38,208 What stuff? 1018 00:50:38,292 --> 00:50:39,958 You know, "fingers for pudding". 1019 00:50:41,292 --> 00:50:43,125 We thought she'd grow out of it, the throwing up. 1020 00:50:44,042 --> 00:50:45,583 I... I didn't know. 1021 00:50:45,667 --> 00:50:46,958 Well, exactly! Hasn't even helped. 1022 00:50:47,042 --> 00:50:48,125 Complete waste of time. 1023 00:50:48,208 --> 00:50:51,208 Honestly. But if she found the right boy or girl. 1024 00:50:51,292 --> 00:50:53,167 I don't care. Anything. 1025 00:50:54,125 --> 00:50:56,125 I was a lesbian for a while, you know. 1026 00:50:56,208 --> 00:50:57,625 But it was all just too wet for me in the end. 1027 00:50:57,708 --> 00:50:59,375 Men are so lovely and dry. 1028 00:51:01,458 --> 00:51:03,625 Ah, it can't have been easy for Venetia. 1029 00:51:04,583 --> 00:51:06,167 With you being her mother. 1030 00:51:06,250 --> 00:51:07,958 -Why? -Because... 1031 00:51:08,042 --> 00:51:09,042 Because what? 1032 00:51:09,708 --> 00:51:11,583 Because you're so fucking beautiful. 1033 00:51:12,583 --> 00:51:14,000 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 1034 00:51:17,792 --> 00:51:18,792 (CHUCKLES) 1035 00:51:24,042 --> 00:51:26,375 What do you think, er, Pamela will be wearing tonight? 1036 00:51:26,458 --> 00:51:28,792 What? Oh, Pamela's not here. 1037 00:51:28,875 --> 00:51:30,625 -Oh, is she... -She's gone. 1038 00:51:30,708 --> 00:51:32,958 James thought it would better to peel her away this morning 1039 00:51:33,042 --> 00:51:35,125 without too much of a scene. 1040 00:51:35,208 --> 00:51:36,875 Only so many hints you can drop. 1041 00:51:36,958 --> 00:51:38,708 Yeah, she did seem a bit lost. 1042 00:51:38,792 --> 00:51:41,625 Ha, very tactful. She's a complete limpet. 1043 00:51:41,708 --> 00:51:43,083 The wettest of wet blankets. 1044 00:51:43,167 --> 00:51:44,500 And very hard to know from looking at her 1045 00:51:44,583 --> 00:51:45,958 because she's so stylish. 1046 00:51:46,042 --> 00:51:47,375 You'd think she was a riot to look at her. 1047 00:51:47,458 --> 00:51:49,708 But there's absolutely nothing going on underneath. 1048 00:51:52,167 --> 00:51:53,292 I know she's had a hideous time 1049 00:51:53,375 --> 00:51:54,625 the past few years but, honestly, 1050 00:51:54,708 --> 00:51:56,125 she did go on about it. 1051 00:51:58,042 --> 00:51:59,708 If all of it was true... 1052 00:52:02,667 --> 00:52:03,667 What do you mean? 1053 00:52:07,417 --> 00:52:08,542 I shouldn't have said that. 1054 00:52:10,208 --> 00:52:11,375 No, no, go on. 1055 00:52:13,750 --> 00:52:16,000 No, I don't know. Just... 1056 00:52:17,208 --> 00:52:20,500 Her stories, they just seemed a bit inconsistent at times. 1057 00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:24,208 I thought you noticed it too. 1058 00:52:24,292 --> 00:52:26,500 Oh, yes, I had. Absolutely. 1059 00:52:27,500 --> 00:52:28,750 The self-pity, 1060 00:52:29,917 --> 00:52:31,667 the emotional blackmail. 1061 00:52:33,667 --> 00:52:34,708 You know. 1062 00:52:35,167 --> 00:52:36,208 Yes. 1063 00:52:36,292 --> 00:52:38,500 Yes! God! 1064 00:52:38,583 --> 00:52:40,292 I was feeling quite guilty about it this afternoon, 1065 00:52:40,375 --> 00:52:41,542 but you're absolutely right. 1066 00:52:41,625 --> 00:52:44,083 There was actually something quite sinister about her. 1067 00:52:44,917 --> 00:52:45,958 Yes. 1068 00:52:46,833 --> 00:52:48,333 (EXHALES) Thank goodness for you, Oliver. 1069 00:52:48,417 --> 00:52:49,750 You're so perceptive. 1070 00:52:53,875 --> 00:52:54,875 (EXHALES) 1071 00:53:06,417 --> 00:53:07,917 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 1072 00:53:34,792 --> 00:53:36,125 You're presumptuous. 1073 00:53:37,042 --> 00:53:38,250 (OLIVER CHUCKLES) 1074 00:53:38,333 --> 00:53:40,542 And you're in a see-through nightdress 1075 00:53:40,625 --> 00:53:42,042 underneath my window. 1076 00:53:42,917 --> 00:53:45,458 It's my house. I can go wherever I want. 1077 00:53:46,417 --> 00:53:47,875 OLIVER: Oh, okay. 1078 00:53:49,500 --> 00:53:52,333 And you want to be in a see-through nightdress 1079 00:53:52,417 --> 00:53:53,750 underneath my window. 1080 00:53:54,583 --> 00:53:55,625 (CHUCKLES) 1081 00:53:58,042 --> 00:53:59,583 I hadn't really thought about it. 1082 00:54:01,250 --> 00:54:02,583 OLIVER: Just a masochist, then? 1083 00:54:12,458 --> 00:54:14,042 You're not eating anything. 1084 00:54:17,625 --> 00:54:18,708 Yes, I am. 1085 00:54:20,042 --> 00:54:21,833 Well, you're not keeping it down. 1086 00:54:24,042 --> 00:54:26,625 I mean, you're so beautiful, Venetia. 1087 00:54:28,167 --> 00:54:30,000 You need to look after yourself. 1088 00:54:32,375 --> 00:54:35,792 So tomorrow you're going to eat, 1089 00:54:36,792 --> 00:54:40,125 and then you're going to stay at the table. 1090 00:54:44,833 --> 00:54:46,250 Do you understand? 1091 00:54:50,458 --> 00:54:51,500 Yes. 1092 00:54:52,708 --> 00:54:53,708 (SOFTLY) Good. 1093 00:55:22,250 --> 00:55:23,708 I could just eat you. 1094 00:55:27,917 --> 00:55:29,917 (MOANING SOFTLY, BREATHING HEAVILY) 1095 00:55:33,792 --> 00:55:35,167 Ollie... 1096 00:55:35,250 --> 00:55:38,375 It's... It's not the right time of the month. 1097 00:55:38,458 --> 00:55:40,958 And is that something you think I'm worried about? 1098 00:55:44,375 --> 00:55:46,375 (VENETIA BREATHING HEAVILY) 1099 00:55:50,250 --> 00:55:52,167 It's lucky for you I'm a vampire. 1100 00:55:58,083 --> 00:55:59,167 (VENETIA GULPS) 1101 00:56:11,750 --> 00:56:13,750 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 1102 00:56:31,958 --> 00:56:33,208 (MOANS SOFTLY) 1103 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:11,542 You've got a little something there. 1104 00:57:13,875 --> 00:57:14,875 (VENETIA CHUCKLES) 1105 00:57:26,917 --> 00:57:27,917 (FARLEIGH SCOFFS) 1106 00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:30,417 You stupid little boy. 1107 00:57:31,583 --> 00:57:32,583 (SCOFFS) 1108 00:57:43,083 --> 00:57:44,833 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 1109 00:57:57,125 --> 00:57:58,417 ELSPETH: It must have been such a strain. 1110 00:57:59,208 --> 00:58:00,208 SIR JAMES: I can never 1111 00:58:00,292 --> 00:58:01,333 remember the name of the, er, chubby one. 1112 00:58:01,417 --> 00:58:02,417 What was it? 1113 00:58:02,500 --> 00:58:03,667 ELSPETH: He's some doctor in Paris. 1114 00:58:03,750 --> 00:58:04,750 I can't remember his name. 1115 00:58:04,833 --> 00:58:05,958 But he gives you, sort of, shakes 1116 00:58:06,042 --> 00:58:08,375 that you mix up with water, I suppose. 1117 00:58:09,500 --> 00:58:11,167 OLIVER: Good morning. ELSPETH: Hello, darling. 1118 00:58:11,250 --> 00:58:13,542 -You sleep well? -No, not really, mate. 1119 00:58:13,625 --> 00:58:15,667 We're 30 for dinner tomorrow night. 1120 00:58:15,750 --> 00:58:17,500 Stopford Sackville has cried off. 1121 00:58:17,583 --> 00:58:18,583 Oh, dear, that's a shame. 1122 00:58:18,667 --> 00:58:20,417 God, I forgot about fucking dinner. 1123 00:58:20,500 --> 00:58:22,333 Wait, who is coming to dinner again? 1124 00:58:22,417 --> 00:58:24,458 -The Henrys. -FARLEIGH: No, please! 1125 00:58:24,542 --> 00:58:26,333 -Who are the Henrys? -VENETIA: Dad's friends. 1126 00:58:26,875 --> 00:58:28,083 They're all called Henry. 1127 00:58:28,167 --> 00:58:30,792 -Not all of them. Just most. -It'll be fun. 1128 00:58:30,875 --> 00:58:32,583 It'll be being molested by Henry. 1129 00:58:33,250 --> 00:58:34,250 You know which one. 1130 00:58:34,333 --> 00:58:35,458 I'll put you next to Oliver, then. 1131 00:58:35,542 --> 00:58:36,917 He can molest you instead. 1132 00:58:38,208 --> 00:58:39,333 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 1133 00:58:41,167 --> 00:58:42,750 Oh, Oliver, I was going to say, 1134 00:58:42,833 --> 00:58:44,458 we should do something fun for your birthday. 1135 00:58:45,042 --> 00:58:46,083 A proper party. 1136 00:58:46,542 --> 00:58:48,750 No Henrys. Something actually fun. 1137 00:58:49,500 --> 00:58:50,833 What do you think, darling? 1138 00:58:50,917 --> 00:58:53,417 If Oliver would like it, I think it's a splendid idea. 1139 00:58:53,500 --> 00:58:55,000 FARLEIGH: I think Oliver looks like he'd rather 1140 00:58:55,083 --> 00:58:56,458 throw himself out of a window. 1141 00:58:59,250 --> 00:59:00,417 What kind of party? 1142 00:59:00,500 --> 00:59:01,792 I don't know. Whatever you want. 1143 00:59:01,875 --> 00:59:04,333 What do you think? About 100 people? 1144 00:59:04,417 --> 00:59:05,583 -A hundred? -Or two. 1145 00:59:05,667 --> 00:59:06,917 It invariably ends up being two, 1146 00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:08,542 doesn't it, with this sort of thing? (CHUCKLES) 1147 00:59:09,083 --> 00:59:12,167 Invite whoever you want. All your friends. 1148 00:59:12,250 --> 00:59:13,833 What friends? 1149 00:59:15,208 --> 00:59:17,917 Oh! Oh! How about fancy dress? 1150 00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:19,333 ELSPETH: Oh, yes! 1151 00:59:19,417 --> 00:59:21,625 I can wear my suit of armour, Elspeth. 1152 00:59:21,708 --> 00:59:22,750 Good idea, darling. 1153 00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:28,250 We could have a theme. 1154 00:59:28,333 --> 00:59:29,583 What about Midsummer Night's Dream? 1155 00:59:29,667 --> 00:59:30,667 SIR JAMES: Lovely. 1156 00:59:30,750 --> 00:59:32,542 FARLEIGH: Bring on the slutty fairies. 1157 00:59:42,292 --> 00:59:45,000 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS) 1158 01:00:03,292 --> 01:00:04,333 OLIVER: Hey. 1159 01:00:11,542 --> 01:00:12,542 Hey. 1160 01:00:13,083 --> 01:00:14,292 Felix. 1161 01:00:15,333 --> 01:00:16,542 Is everything okay? 1162 01:00:16,625 --> 01:00:18,500 Yes. Why? 1163 01:00:19,833 --> 01:00:21,833 You seem annoyed about something. 1164 01:00:21,917 --> 01:00:23,292 I'm not annoyed about anything. 1165 01:00:23,375 --> 01:00:24,375 Okay. 1166 01:00:27,125 --> 01:00:29,042 It's just slightly bad form, that's all. 1167 01:00:29,125 --> 01:00:31,125 -What's bad form? -What do you think? 1168 01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:34,375 Getting with Venetia, Ollie. 1169 01:00:35,042 --> 01:00:37,000 What makes you think I got with Venetia? 1170 01:00:37,083 --> 01:00:38,500 Farleigh saw you two. 1171 01:00:38,583 --> 01:00:39,792 It's just fucking cringe, mate. 1172 01:00:39,875 --> 01:00:41,042 I mean, really, you're my friend. 1173 01:00:41,125 --> 01:00:42,208 You're supposed to be here with me. 1174 01:00:42,292 --> 01:00:44,208 Look, I didn't want to embarrass Venetia. 1175 01:00:45,750 --> 01:00:46,792 What do you mean? 1176 01:00:47,458 --> 01:00:49,917 Well, I saw her... I saw her outside 1177 01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:51,667 and I went down to see was she okay. 1178 01:00:51,750 --> 01:00:55,458 And I think she got the wrong end of the stick because... 1179 01:00:55,542 --> 01:00:57,167 she tried to kiss me. 1180 01:00:57,250 --> 01:00:59,000 And I politely steered her away. 1181 01:00:59,917 --> 01:01:02,208 Farleigh said you two were practically eating each other. 1182 01:01:02,292 --> 01:01:03,667 Oh, and you believe him? 1183 01:01:04,333 --> 01:01:05,917 Me and Venetia? 1184 01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:07,417 (SCOFFS) Come on. 1185 01:01:09,333 --> 01:01:10,917 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 1186 01:01:13,958 --> 01:01:15,875 -Well, why didn't you tell me? -I just... 1187 01:01:16,875 --> 01:01:18,417 I thought it would be nicer not to. 1188 01:01:19,167 --> 01:01:21,375 She was hammered. Probably doesn't remember. 1189 01:01:23,958 --> 01:01:25,500 She's so embarrassing. 1190 01:01:25,583 --> 01:01:27,500 And fucking Farleigh. What a little a shit stirrer. 1191 01:01:28,125 --> 01:01:29,417 Mmm. 1192 01:01:29,500 --> 01:01:31,250 Well, someone has to entertain us all. 1193 01:01:31,333 --> 01:01:32,417 Right. 1194 01:01:34,667 --> 01:01:36,042 That's why we love him. 1195 01:01:38,917 --> 01:01:40,917 (SIGHS) Thank God. 1196 01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:43,042 You know, I thought we had another Eddie situation. 1197 01:01:44,292 --> 01:01:45,292 -Eddie? -Yeah. 1198 01:01:45,375 --> 01:01:46,833 Eddie was my best friend at school. 1199 01:01:46,917 --> 01:01:48,083 And he came to stay with us. 1200 01:01:48,167 --> 01:01:50,333 And he, kind of, 1201 01:01:51,625 --> 01:01:53,583 developed a little thing for Venetia, 1202 01:01:53,667 --> 01:01:56,167 and everything just got so awkward. 1203 01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:00,125 Yeah, it, kind of, ruined our friendship. 1204 01:02:05,458 --> 01:02:06,542 I can imagine. 1205 01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:14,208 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1206 01:02:40,208 --> 01:02:41,500 FARLEIGH: I'm not saying my mother isn't 1207 01:02:41,583 --> 01:02:42,917 completely idiotic when it comes to money. 1208 01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:44,167 FELIX: You just have to be firm with her. 1209 01:02:44,250 --> 01:02:46,000 FARLEIGH: I can't call her and tell her no. 1210 01:02:46,083 --> 01:02:47,708 FELIX: I know. I know. You've said that. 1211 01:02:47,792 --> 01:02:49,250 -I know, I understand. -FARLEIGH: No, you don't. 1212 01:02:49,333 --> 01:02:50,958 -You don't. It's humiliating. -FELIX: It's very hard... 1213 01:02:51,042 --> 01:02:52,625 FARLEIGH: I'm sorry, but it's a bit fucking shitty. 1214 01:02:52,708 --> 01:02:54,500 You're all throwing Oliver a party for 200 people 1215 01:02:54,583 --> 01:02:56,125 while my mother lives in squalor. 1216 01:02:56,208 --> 01:02:57,875 FELIX: Oh, she's hardly living in squalor, mate. 1217 01:02:57,958 --> 01:02:59,875 FARLEIGH: Well, she can't pay her bills, so she will be. 1218 01:02:59,958 --> 01:03:01,958 Okay? At the rate she's going, she will be. 1219 01:03:02,042 --> 01:03:03,250 FELIX: Right, that's exactly why 1220 01:03:03,333 --> 01:03:04,625 Dad's concerned about helping her. 1221 01:03:04,708 --> 01:03:05,875 He doesn't wanna enable her. 1222 01:03:05,958 --> 01:03:07,708 He wants her to learn to stand on her own two feet. 1223 01:03:07,792 --> 01:03:09,417 -Yeah, like he does? -Farleigh. 1224 01:03:09,500 --> 01:03:12,375 I mean, you do know how this looks, right? 1225 01:03:13,917 --> 01:03:16,458 Making me come to you with a begging bowl. 1226 01:03:16,542 --> 01:03:17,667 What are you implying? 1227 01:03:17,750 --> 01:03:19,792 I think you know what I'm implying, Felix. 1228 01:03:21,458 --> 01:03:23,250 Why don't you ask Liam and Joshua? 1229 01:03:23,333 --> 01:03:24,375 Who... 1230 01:03:24,458 --> 01:03:26,000 Who the fuck are Liam and Joshua? 1231 01:03:26,083 --> 01:03:27,083 (CHUCKLES) 1232 01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:30,083 Your footmen. 1233 01:03:33,917 --> 01:03:36,292 Oh, that is... 1234 01:03:37,292 --> 01:03:38,667 That is low, Farleigh. 1235 01:03:38,750 --> 01:03:39,875 -Jesus Christ, mate. -Okay. 1236 01:03:39,958 --> 01:03:41,333 Seriously, is that... Is that where 1237 01:03:41,417 --> 01:03:42,750 -you wanna take this? -Right. 1238 01:03:42,833 --> 01:03:43,958 Make it a race thing? 1239 01:03:44,958 --> 01:03:47,250 What the fuck? I mean, we're your family. 1240 01:03:47,333 --> 01:03:49,167 We hardly even notice that you're different, 1241 01:03:49,250 --> 01:03:50,250 or anything like that. 1242 01:03:50,333 --> 01:03:51,500 -FARLEIGH: Mmm. -I never know 1243 01:03:51,583 --> 01:03:52,958 our footmen's names. 1244 01:03:53,042 --> 01:03:54,792 The turnover of a footman is notoriously high. 1245 01:03:54,875 --> 01:03:56,583 -Of course. -And by the way, 1246 01:03:56,667 --> 01:03:58,042 my father has been more generous 1247 01:03:58,125 --> 01:03:59,417 than most people would be. 1248 01:04:00,333 --> 01:04:01,375 A lot more. 1249 01:04:05,375 --> 01:04:06,417 (CLAPS HANDS) 1250 01:04:06,958 --> 01:04:08,083 But... 1251 01:04:09,875 --> 01:04:12,500 maybe... maybe we've done all that we can. 1252 01:04:16,792 --> 01:04:18,458 (SCOFFS, CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 1253 01:04:20,625 --> 01:04:21,917 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 1254 01:04:25,750 --> 01:04:27,750 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING, LAUGHTER) 1255 01:04:39,750 --> 01:04:41,417 How do you know her father, then? 1256 01:04:44,208 --> 01:04:46,042 Felix warned you off, then? 1257 01:04:49,583 --> 01:04:52,167 Well, maybe we just need to be a bit more careful. 1258 01:04:54,042 --> 01:04:55,125 No, thanks. 1259 01:04:57,833 --> 01:05:00,500 It's just so disappointing. 1260 01:05:01,625 --> 01:05:03,292 You're just another one of his toys. 1261 01:05:06,833 --> 01:05:07,833 You're upset. 1262 01:05:07,917 --> 01:05:10,375 Oh, don't worry. I'm used to it. Honestly. 1263 01:05:11,542 --> 01:05:13,250 I mean, he never liked sharing his toys. 1264 01:05:16,500 --> 01:05:19,292 Even the ones he doesn't want to play with any more. 1265 01:05:21,167 --> 01:05:23,250 Henry, how is your gorgeous son? 1266 01:05:25,167 --> 01:05:27,750 Venetia, Venetia... 1267 01:05:27,833 --> 01:05:30,292 -Me first. You're on my left. -I'm sorry. 1268 01:05:30,375 --> 01:05:31,375 OLIVER: Of course. 1269 01:05:32,667 --> 01:05:34,958 So, how long have you known the Cattons for? 1270 01:05:35,042 --> 01:05:37,375 Oh, forever. Forever and ever. 1271 01:05:37,458 --> 01:05:40,583 -And how... how did you... -My husband is James' godson. 1272 01:05:40,667 --> 01:05:41,750 How long have you been married? 1273 01:05:41,833 --> 01:05:42,875 You've been married long? 1274 01:05:42,958 --> 01:05:44,208 Yes. 1275 01:05:44,292 --> 01:05:46,417 -Lovely. -Why? 1276 01:05:48,250 --> 01:05:49,750 -Erm... -Why would it be "lovely"? 1277 01:05:49,833 --> 01:05:51,583 -Hmm? -The man's an idiot. 1278 01:05:51,667 --> 01:05:52,792 ...from the ocean floor. 1279 01:05:52,875 --> 01:05:54,292 (LAUGHS) Do you know what I mean? 1280 01:05:55,292 --> 01:05:57,583 -Have you got children? -Yes. Two. 1281 01:05:57,667 --> 01:06:00,042 No, three. Three boys. 1282 01:06:00,125 --> 01:06:02,042 -Must be a handful. -Well, no, they're at school. 1283 01:06:02,125 --> 01:06:03,167 That's the main thing about school, 1284 01:06:03,250 --> 01:06:04,375 you hardly ever have to see them. 1285 01:06:06,250 --> 01:06:08,042 WOMAN: Hen, darling, save me. 1286 01:06:08,125 --> 01:06:10,750 HENRY: The rumour was, she had two arseholes. 1287 01:06:10,833 --> 01:06:13,083 How was I supposed to know she was a bloody hooker? 1288 01:06:13,167 --> 01:06:15,375 ( LOW BY FLO RIDA PLAYING ON SPEAKERS) 1289 01:06:17,792 --> 01:06:19,500 HENRY: ♪ Let me talk to 'em ♪ 1290 01:06:19,583 --> 01:06:21,167 ♪ Let me talk to 'em ♪ 1291 01:06:22,208 --> 01:06:23,208 ♪ Let it rain ♪ 1292 01:06:25,292 --> 01:06:26,875 ♪ Let me talk to 'em ♪ 1293 01:06:27,458 --> 01:06:29,958 ♪ Shawty had them apple bottom jeans ♪ 1294 01:06:30,042 --> 01:06:32,375 ♪ Boots with the fur ♪ 1295 01:06:32,458 --> 01:06:35,708 ♪ The whole club was lookin' at her ♪ 1296 01:06:35,792 --> 01:06:37,667 ♪ She hit the floor ♪ 1297 01:06:37,750 --> 01:06:38,833 ♪ Next thing you know ♪ 1298 01:06:38,917 --> 01:06:40,667 ♪ Shawty got low, low, low ♪ 1299 01:06:40,750 --> 01:06:41,750 ♪ Low, low, low ♪ 1300 01:06:41,833 --> 01:06:43,583 All right, fuck this. I'm gonna get a drink. 1301 01:06:43,667 --> 01:06:44,792 Yeah, me too. 1302 01:06:44,875 --> 01:06:46,792 ♪ The Reeboks with the strap ♪ 1303 01:06:46,875 --> 01:06:48,667 ♪ She turned around and gave that ♪ 1304 01:06:48,750 --> 01:06:50,792 ♪ Big booty a slap ♪ (WHOOPS) 1305 01:06:53,583 --> 01:06:54,875 Fuck, chuck or marry. 1306 01:06:56,042 --> 01:06:57,208 Richard III, 1307 01:06:58,583 --> 01:07:01,333 Henry VII or Henry VIII? 1308 01:07:02,625 --> 01:07:04,542 You know, I think I'd fuck Richard III. 1309 01:07:06,083 --> 01:07:09,125 He's so insecure, so you know he'd put in the work, right? 1310 01:07:10,208 --> 01:07:11,208 (CHUCKLES) 1311 01:07:12,125 --> 01:07:13,292 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 1312 01:07:13,833 --> 01:07:15,292 Or you could just fuck me? 1313 01:07:21,750 --> 01:07:25,250 Why did you tell Felix about me and Venetia? 1314 01:07:25,333 --> 01:07:27,792 Well, I didn't think he'd react that badly. 1315 01:07:27,875 --> 01:07:29,375 Yes, you did. 1316 01:07:29,917 --> 01:07:30,917 Yes, I did. 1317 01:07:34,167 --> 01:07:35,917 (SIGHS) You know... 1318 01:07:36,833 --> 01:07:38,500 if you ever wanna talk to anyone, 1319 01:07:38,583 --> 01:07:40,375 you can talk to me, Farleigh. 1320 01:07:43,750 --> 01:07:44,750 What do you mean? 1321 01:07:44,833 --> 01:07:47,708 Well, I know you're going through a hard time at home. 1322 01:07:48,708 --> 01:07:50,042 I know how that feels. 1323 01:07:52,208 --> 01:07:54,000 When things are so precarious. 1324 01:07:56,000 --> 01:07:57,083 It's terrifying. 1325 01:08:00,208 --> 01:08:01,292 And lonely. 1326 01:08:02,583 --> 01:08:04,333 And it must be so fucking weird 1327 01:08:04,417 --> 01:08:06,250 having to ask them for everything. 1328 01:08:07,458 --> 01:08:08,625 And I know you fucking hate me. 1329 01:08:08,708 --> 01:08:09,708 I... 1330 01:08:10,417 --> 01:08:11,500 I don't hate you. 1331 01:08:11,583 --> 01:08:13,292 But if you ever wanted me 1332 01:08:13,375 --> 01:08:15,167 to talk to them to see if there's... 1333 01:08:16,792 --> 01:08:19,833 (SIGHS) If I can help in any way... 1334 01:08:21,125 --> 01:08:22,125 ...just ask. 1335 01:08:25,167 --> 01:08:27,167 (CHUCKLES) 1336 01:08:29,375 --> 01:08:31,375 -Okay. -(BOTH CHUCKLE) 1337 01:08:32,167 --> 01:08:34,875 Right, I think I'm gonna go put him out of his misery. 1338 01:08:34,958 --> 01:08:37,083 ♪ Shawty got low, low Low, low, low ♪ 1339 01:08:37,167 --> 01:08:38,750 -Oh! -(MICROPHONE FEEDBACK) 1340 01:08:38,833 --> 01:08:39,833 Okay. 1341 01:08:40,667 --> 01:08:42,417 Well done, Henry. That was great. 1342 01:08:42,500 --> 01:08:44,542 Everyone, round of applause for Henry. 1343 01:08:44,625 --> 01:08:46,292 -(SONG ENDS) -(ALL CHEERING, APPLAUDING) 1344 01:08:46,375 --> 01:08:50,167 Okay. Now it's time to take things up a notch. 1345 01:08:50,250 --> 01:08:51,583 ( RENT BY PET SHOP BOYS PLAYING) 1346 01:08:51,667 --> 01:08:55,875 Er, okay, we have someone here who is a very talented singer. 1347 01:08:55,958 --> 01:08:57,958 He's your best friend, and mine. 1348 01:08:59,750 --> 01:09:00,792 Oliver Quick. 1349 01:09:00,875 --> 01:09:02,875 -(APPLAUSE) -SIR JAMES: Oliver! 1350 01:09:02,958 --> 01:09:04,375 -Come on, up you get. -No, no, no. 1351 01:09:04,458 --> 01:09:07,083 -Yes, yes, don't be shy. -I don't even know the song. 1352 01:09:07,167 --> 01:09:08,292 The words are on the screen, Oliver. 1353 01:09:08,375 --> 01:09:10,583 That's the best bit. That's the best bit! 1354 01:09:11,208 --> 01:09:12,458 (ALL CHEERING) 1355 01:09:12,958 --> 01:09:16,042 ♪ You dress me up I'm your puppet ♪ 1356 01:09:16,125 --> 01:09:18,833 ♪ You buy me things I love it ♪ 1357 01:09:20,250 --> 01:09:23,000 ♪ You bring me food I need it ♪ 1358 01:09:24,167 --> 01:09:26,167 ♪ You give me love I feed it ♪ 1359 01:09:26,833 --> 01:09:27,833 (VENETIA WHOOPS) 1360 01:09:27,917 --> 01:09:32,083 ♪ And look at the two of us In sympathy ♪ 1361 01:09:32,167 --> 01:09:34,458 ♪ With everything we see ♪ 1362 01:09:34,958 --> 01:09:38,833 ♪ I never want anything It's easy ♪ 1363 01:09:39,500 --> 01:09:41,750 ♪ You buy whatever I need ♪ 1364 01:09:42,250 --> 01:09:46,208 ♪ But look at my hopes Look at my dreams ♪ 1365 01:09:46,667 --> 01:09:47,958 ♪ The currency we've spent ♪ 1366 01:09:48,083 --> 01:09:49,125 -Oh! -(CHUCKLES) 1367 01:09:57,125 --> 01:09:59,708 ♪ I love you You pay my rent ♪ 1368 01:10:00,333 --> 01:10:02,375 (WHOOPS) You tell them! 1369 01:10:02,458 --> 01:10:04,000 -FELIX: Farleigh. -What? 1370 01:10:05,833 --> 01:10:07,167 This is your song as well, Farleigh. 1371 01:10:07,250 --> 01:10:08,292 Come finish it. 1372 01:10:10,083 --> 01:10:11,667 FARLEIGH: Only if you insist. 1373 01:10:14,042 --> 01:10:15,833 ♪ You took me to a restaurant ♪ 1374 01:10:15,917 --> 01:10:18,375 -(CROWD CHEERING) -♪ Off Broadway ♪ 1375 01:10:18,458 --> 01:10:20,375 ♪ To show me who you... ♪ 1376 01:10:28,042 --> 01:10:30,042 (GRUNTING SOFTLY) 1377 01:10:33,708 --> 01:10:34,708 (SIGHS) 1378 01:10:37,083 --> 01:10:38,125 (EXHALES) 1379 01:10:39,792 --> 01:10:41,250 (SNORING SOFTLY) 1380 01:10:43,750 --> 01:10:45,583 -(BED CREAKING) -(GASPS) 1381 01:10:45,667 --> 01:10:48,167 What the fuck are you doing? (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1382 01:10:48,250 --> 01:10:49,875 OLIVER: What do you think I'm doing? 1383 01:10:49,958 --> 01:10:52,208 FARLEIGH: I think you're in the wrong fucking room. 1384 01:10:56,667 --> 01:10:57,667 Am I? 1385 01:10:59,833 --> 01:11:01,833 (FARLEIGH BREATHING HEAVILY) 1386 01:11:06,250 --> 01:11:09,125 (SOFTLY) Are you going to behave from now on, Farleigh? 1387 01:11:09,208 --> 01:11:10,250 No. 1388 01:11:22,292 --> 01:11:23,583 (FARLEIGH MOANS SOFTLY) 1389 01:11:23,667 --> 01:11:25,042 (SOFTLY) Are you going to behave? 1390 01:11:28,583 --> 01:11:29,875 No. 1391 01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:37,750 (SOFTLY) Don't make me ask again. 1392 01:11:47,375 --> 01:11:48,500 (SOFTLY) Say it. 1393 01:11:52,417 --> 01:11:53,750 I'm going to behave. 1394 01:11:56,875 --> 01:11:58,250 (FARLEIGH MOANS SOFTLY) 1395 01:11:58,333 --> 01:12:00,542 -What the fuck... -(SHUSHES) 1396 01:12:13,417 --> 01:12:14,708 (BED CREAKING) 1397 01:12:14,792 --> 01:12:16,125 (FARLEIGH MOANS SOFTLY) 1398 01:12:16,917 --> 01:12:18,250 (OLIVER SHUSHES) 1399 01:12:22,542 --> 01:12:24,542 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 1400 01:12:45,125 --> 01:12:46,208 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 1401 01:12:46,292 --> 01:12:47,750 FARLEIGH: I wouldn't do this. ELSPETH: James is very upset. 1402 01:12:47,833 --> 01:12:49,375 FARLEIGH: You know that... Why would I do this? 1403 01:12:49,458 --> 01:12:50,542 ELSPETH: I don't know... FARLEIGH: I swear to God, 1404 01:12:50,625 --> 01:12:52,083 -this has to be... -ELSPETH: Enough! 1405 01:12:52,167 --> 01:12:53,292 FARLEIGH: There must be some kind of mistake here. 1406 01:12:53,375 --> 01:12:54,375 -ELSPETH: Farleigh... -I'm sure I can... 1407 01:12:54,458 --> 01:12:55,833 FELIX: Vee, what the fuck is going on? 1408 01:12:55,917 --> 01:12:57,833 VENETIA: (SHUSHES, SOFTLY) It's Farleigh. 1409 01:12:58,875 --> 01:12:59,875 OLIVER: (SOFTLY) What happened? 1410 01:12:59,958 --> 01:13:01,458 VENETIA: (SOFTLY) He tried to nick something. 1411 01:13:01,542 --> 01:13:02,833 FELIX: (SOFTLY) What are you talking about? 1412 01:13:02,917 --> 01:13:04,250 (FARLEIGH AND ELSPETH ARGUING INDISTINCTLY) 1413 01:13:05,042 --> 01:13:06,792 VENETIA: (SOFTLY) He's a fucking idiot. 1414 01:13:06,875 --> 01:13:07,875 DUNCAN: Move! ELSPETH: Please. 1415 01:13:11,583 --> 01:13:12,708 FELIX: (SOFTLY) Fuck. 1416 01:13:15,750 --> 01:13:16,750 ( YOU'RE GORGEOUS PLAYING ON SPEAKERS) 1417 01:13:16,833 --> 01:13:18,833 ♪ Because you're gorgeous ♪ 1418 01:13:18,917 --> 01:13:21,458 I mean, it's outrageous! 1419 01:13:21,542 --> 01:13:22,833 OLIVER: What actually happened? 1420 01:13:22,917 --> 01:13:24,375 FELIX: He sent an email to Sotheby's 1421 01:13:24,458 --> 01:13:25,667 to say that he'd "come by" 1422 01:13:25,750 --> 01:13:27,333 -some Palissy plates. -(VENETIA SCOFFS) 1423 01:13:27,417 --> 01:13:28,708 I mean, the idiot. He had to have known 1424 01:13:28,792 --> 01:13:30,292 that Dad went to school with the chairman. 1425 01:13:30,375 --> 01:13:32,875 I mean, talk about biting the hand. 1426 01:13:32,958 --> 01:13:35,292 And Mum and Dad would give him anything he asked for. 1427 01:13:35,375 --> 01:13:38,417 Yeah, well, obviously he got sick of asking. 1428 01:13:38,500 --> 01:13:41,167 That's ridiculous. He's more spoilt than we are. 1429 01:13:41,250 --> 01:13:43,333 I mean, come on, Vee. You... You have to admit. 1430 01:13:43,417 --> 01:13:44,667 It's a little bit dark, him having to go 1431 01:13:44,750 --> 01:13:46,292 to Mum and Dad with a begging bowl. 1432 01:13:46,375 --> 01:13:48,083 -Oh, boo-fucking-hoo. -FELIX: All right, yes. 1433 01:13:48,167 --> 01:13:49,958 Fine, it was incredibly fucking stupid... 1434 01:13:50,042 --> 01:13:51,042 VENETIA: Guys, guys, guys. 1435 01:13:51,125 --> 01:13:52,208 (FELIX SHUSHES) 1436 01:13:53,042 --> 01:13:54,292 Oliver, don't mention it, okay? 1437 01:13:54,375 --> 01:13:56,042 OLIVER: What happens if they bring him up? 1438 01:13:56,542 --> 01:13:58,958 -They won't. -What a glorious day. 1439 01:13:59,042 --> 01:14:01,417 Never known a summer as hot as this one. 1440 01:14:01,500 --> 01:14:02,500 Sweltering. 1441 01:14:02,583 --> 01:14:04,292 I think it's even hotter than last year. 1442 01:14:04,375 --> 01:14:05,417 I didn't think that was possible, 1443 01:14:05,500 --> 01:14:07,333 but here we are again. 1444 01:14:07,417 --> 01:14:10,292 It's hotter than Barbados, apparently. Barbados! 1445 01:14:10,375 --> 01:14:11,417 ELSPETH: No, I can believe it, darling. 1446 01:14:11,500 --> 01:14:13,875 Honestly, I don't think I've ever been hotter in my life. 1447 01:14:13,958 --> 01:14:15,167 SIR JAMES: Oh, I need to check with Robert... 1448 01:14:15,250 --> 01:14:16,292 -(SIGHS) -...to make sure that 1449 01:14:16,375 --> 01:14:17,375 he's being extra vigilant with the hydrangeas. 1450 01:14:17,458 --> 01:14:18,500 Very wise, my love. 1451 01:14:20,167 --> 01:14:21,417 Oh, bliss. 1452 01:14:22,000 --> 01:14:23,292 Bliss, bliss, bliss. 1453 01:14:23,375 --> 01:14:24,708 (INHALES) 1454 01:14:24,792 --> 01:14:25,833 Mmm! 1455 01:14:27,083 --> 01:14:29,583 Oh, this song. God, I haven't heard this song in forever. 1456 01:14:31,125 --> 01:14:33,250 (SIGHS) I used to hang out with them all, actually, 1457 01:14:33,333 --> 01:14:36,208 when I was modelling. Britpop, Blur, Oasis. 1458 01:14:36,292 --> 01:14:38,958 God, the parties. Oh, but then, of course, 1459 01:14:39,042 --> 01:14:40,250 Common People came out 1460 01:14:40,333 --> 01:14:42,000 and everybody thought it was written about me. 1461 01:14:42,083 --> 01:14:44,625 Which was completely mortifying and ridiculous. 1462 01:14:44,708 --> 01:14:46,458 I mean, I barely knew Jarvis. 1463 01:14:46,958 --> 01:14:48,750 VENETIA: What? ELSPETH: She came from Greece. 1464 01:14:48,833 --> 01:14:49,958 She had a thirst for knowledge. 1465 01:14:50,042 --> 01:14:51,042 It couldn't have been me. 1466 01:14:51,125 --> 01:14:52,583 I've never wanted to know anything. 1467 01:14:54,292 --> 01:14:57,375 (GROANS) God, I wish we didn't have to go to London. 1468 01:14:57,458 --> 01:14:58,875 I didn't know you were going to London. 1469 01:14:58,958 --> 01:15:00,083 Pamela's funeral. 1470 01:15:00,167 --> 01:15:02,417 -(SOFTLY) Oh. -Pamela died? 1471 01:15:02,500 --> 01:15:03,583 Yeah. 1472 01:15:03,667 --> 01:15:05,333 She'd do anything for attention. 1473 01:15:37,208 --> 01:15:38,417 (FELIX MOANING SOFTLY) 1474 01:15:53,042 --> 01:15:54,750 (SLOW, DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1475 01:16:00,583 --> 01:16:02,583 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 1476 01:16:14,042 --> 01:16:15,833 (SLOW, DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 1477 01:16:25,750 --> 01:16:27,750 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 1478 01:16:36,750 --> 01:16:38,000 Morning, birthday boy. 1479 01:16:41,500 --> 01:16:43,250 Get dressed. We're going on a road trip. 1480 01:16:43,750 --> 01:16:44,750 Where? 1481 01:16:45,250 --> 01:16:46,833 Oh, it's a surprise. 1482 01:16:46,917 --> 01:16:47,917 Wear something nice. 1483 01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:49,167 (CHUCKLES) 1484 01:16:54,333 --> 01:16:56,083 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING OVER CAR RADIO) 1485 01:16:56,167 --> 01:16:57,875 (FELIX AND OLIVER LAUGHING) 1486 01:17:00,667 --> 01:17:02,083 (FELIX AND OLIVER EXCLAIMING) 1487 01:17:04,000 --> 01:17:06,792 (FELIX AND OLIVER SINGING INDISTINCTLY) 1488 01:17:22,625 --> 01:17:24,042 How much further is it? 1489 01:17:25,000 --> 01:17:26,250 It's not too far now. 1490 01:17:38,792 --> 01:17:41,292 Er, please tell me you're... 1491 01:17:41,375 --> 01:17:43,208 Felix, are... 1492 01:17:43,292 --> 01:17:44,958 FELIX: Look, Ollie, just hear me out, all right? 1493 01:17:45,042 --> 01:17:46,167 -OLIVER: No, no, no. -Hear me out for a sec. 1494 01:17:46,250 --> 01:17:47,333 What have you done? What have you done? 1495 01:17:47,417 --> 01:17:49,375 -Your mum called a week ago. -Er... 1496 01:17:49,458 --> 01:17:50,708 You left your phone in the bathroom, 1497 01:17:50,792 --> 01:17:52,000 so I thought, I thought... 1498 01:17:52,083 --> 01:17:53,500 I, sort of, just picked up. 1499 01:17:53,583 --> 01:17:54,875 I mean, you've been ignoring her calls for weeks 1500 01:17:54,958 --> 01:17:57,042 and I just thought that maybe I could help. 1501 01:17:57,125 --> 01:18:00,375 And on the phone, she really sounded sober, mate. 1502 01:18:00,458 --> 01:18:02,833 She had no idea where you were and she just wanted 1503 01:18:02,917 --> 01:18:04,250 to send you a card for your birthday. 1504 01:18:04,333 --> 01:18:06,333 Please turn the car round. You can't take me there. 1505 01:18:06,417 --> 01:18:08,042 You can't. Felix, you can't take me there. 1506 01:18:08,125 --> 01:18:09,167 -Ollie, she's your mother. -No! 1507 01:18:09,250 --> 01:18:10,792 She's your family! 1508 01:18:10,875 --> 01:18:12,375 -She's all that you've got. -You don't understand! 1509 01:18:12,458 --> 01:18:13,500 -Ollie, she's your... -You don't! 1510 01:18:13,583 --> 01:18:14,583 -I'm begging you. -Mate... 1511 01:18:14,667 --> 01:18:16,042 I'm begging you. Please, no. 1512 01:18:16,125 --> 01:18:18,000 I'm not taking "no" for an answer, mate. I'm sorry. 1513 01:18:18,083 --> 01:18:19,500 You have to fix this, mate. 1514 01:18:28,667 --> 01:18:31,333 Oh, look, there's a sign. Churchill Avenue. Right. 1515 01:18:31,417 --> 01:18:32,542 Oh, 138. 1516 01:18:33,375 --> 01:18:34,375 Is this it? 1517 01:18:36,333 --> 01:18:38,250 -Oh, this is nice, mate. -(CAR RATTLING) 1518 01:18:38,333 --> 01:18:40,292 Look, she's clearly cleaned up her act. 1519 01:18:40,792 --> 01:18:41,833 This is lovely. 1520 01:18:44,750 --> 01:18:45,750 Let's do this. 1521 01:18:46,750 --> 01:18:47,750 (KEYS JANGLING) 1522 01:18:47,833 --> 01:18:49,292 Let me go in without you, please. 1523 01:18:49,375 --> 01:18:50,500 I'm not leaving you, mate. 1524 01:18:51,167 --> 01:18:52,167 We're in this together. 1525 01:19:02,042 --> 01:19:03,167 (CAR DOOR CLOSES) 1526 01:19:07,083 --> 01:19:09,083 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 1527 01:19:22,250 --> 01:19:23,750 (DOOR BELL RINGS) 1528 01:19:33,333 --> 01:19:35,250 MOTHER: Oliver! Oh! 1529 01:19:35,333 --> 01:19:37,375 Praise you're alive. (CHUCKLES) 1530 01:19:38,958 --> 01:19:40,167 I didn't recognise you. 1531 01:19:41,292 --> 01:19:42,333 (SIGHS) 1532 01:19:43,125 --> 01:19:44,375 Happy birthday, darling. 1533 01:19:44,458 --> 01:19:45,625 (INHALES SHARPLY) 1534 01:19:47,167 --> 01:19:49,958 You must be Felix. It's so nice to meet you. 1535 01:19:50,042 --> 01:19:51,167 Your father's in the garden. 1536 01:19:51,250 --> 01:19:53,083 -His father? -MOTHER: (CHUCKLING) Yeah. 1537 01:19:53,542 --> 01:19:55,917 He's been pacing around all morning. He's so excited. 1538 01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:57,542 Come in. Come in. 1539 01:19:58,208 --> 01:19:59,208 Jeff! 1540 01:20:00,042 --> 01:20:01,167 (LAUGHING) 1541 01:20:01,625 --> 01:20:02,875 (ALL CHUCKLING) 1542 01:20:05,042 --> 01:20:06,833 JEFF: Oh, that was in Mykonos. 1543 01:20:06,917 --> 01:20:08,208 We go every year. 1544 01:20:08,292 --> 01:20:09,333 Well, not any more. 1545 01:20:09,417 --> 01:20:11,583 No, not now the kids are all grown up. 1546 01:20:11,667 --> 01:20:12,667 Kids? 1547 01:20:13,208 --> 01:20:14,875 You told me you were an only child, Oliver? 1548 01:20:14,958 --> 01:20:17,542 No, I've always talked about my sisters. 1549 01:20:21,958 --> 01:20:23,083 All right. 1550 01:20:23,167 --> 01:20:24,167 Well, I must have... 1551 01:20:24,250 --> 01:20:25,917 I must have forgotten. (CHUCKLES) 1552 01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:27,667 MOTHER: I'm not surprised if he didn't. 1553 01:20:27,750 --> 01:20:29,500 He always wanted to be an only child, 1554 01:20:29,583 --> 01:20:31,167 always beetling off by himself. 1555 01:20:31,250 --> 01:20:33,333 I bet, yeah. Yeah, I bet. 1556 01:20:33,417 --> 01:20:35,542 They didn't know what to do with him at his school. 1557 01:20:35,625 --> 01:20:36,875 He was so clever. 1558 01:20:36,958 --> 01:20:38,292 That's why I think 1559 01:20:38,375 --> 01:20:39,958 he found it hard to make friends. 1560 01:20:40,042 --> 01:20:41,292 The others were jealous. 1561 01:20:43,417 --> 01:20:47,000 And now he's the top scholar at Oxford. 1562 01:20:47,083 --> 01:20:49,417 -(CHUCKLING) -The top scholar? 1563 01:20:50,333 --> 01:20:51,417 God, he's so modest. 1564 01:20:51,500 --> 01:20:53,667 You know, I... I had no idea. (CHUCKLES) 1565 01:20:53,750 --> 01:20:55,208 It's been hard not seeing him. 1566 01:20:55,292 --> 01:20:57,667 Yeah, but it must be a lot of pressure, though, I expect. 1567 01:20:57,750 --> 01:20:58,750 Oh, yeah. 1568 01:20:58,833 --> 01:21:00,292 -Yeah, of course it is. -I bet. Yeah, I can't imagine. 1569 01:21:00,375 --> 01:21:01,375 JEFF: Working day and night. 1570 01:21:01,458 --> 01:21:03,750 And then, on top of it all, he's got the union. 1571 01:21:03,833 --> 01:21:05,208 -The plays. -(HIGH-PITCHED RINGING NOISE) 1572 01:21:05,292 --> 01:21:06,292 -Yeah, the plays. -JEFF: The rowing team. 1573 01:21:06,375 --> 01:21:07,417 -The rowing team? -MOTHER: Oh, yeah... 1574 01:21:07,500 --> 01:21:09,250 OLIVER: I've gotta go. JEFF: What d'you mean? 1575 01:21:09,333 --> 01:21:11,708 I've got these horrible migraines. 1576 01:21:11,792 --> 01:21:14,417 Oh. Why don't you lie down upstairs, darling? 1577 01:21:14,500 --> 01:21:15,833 I made your bed up in case you wanted to stay. 1578 01:21:15,917 --> 01:21:16,917 We've got to get back. We've... 1579 01:21:17,000 --> 01:21:18,625 We've got to get back for my party. 1580 01:21:18,708 --> 01:21:19,708 Oliver... Oliver, your mother spent 1581 01:21:19,792 --> 01:21:20,875 -all morning making lunch. -MOTHER: It doesn't matter. 1582 01:21:20,958 --> 01:21:22,875 -It does matter. It does. -MOTHER: No, it's all right. 1583 01:21:22,958 --> 01:21:24,542 -If he's not well... -JEFF: It's not okay. 1584 01:21:24,625 --> 01:21:25,917 It doesn't matter, it's only spag bol. 1585 01:21:26,000 --> 01:21:27,167 JEFF: And the cake? 1586 01:21:27,917 --> 01:21:29,042 It doesn't matter. 1587 01:21:29,125 --> 01:21:31,167 Of course we can stay, we would love to stay. 1588 01:21:31,833 --> 01:21:32,917 Ollie, just take a pill or something, 1589 01:21:33,000 --> 01:21:34,125 for Christ's sake. 1590 01:21:42,708 --> 01:21:44,125 I love spag bol. 1591 01:21:45,000 --> 01:21:47,000 (CAR RATTLING) 1592 01:21:51,042 --> 01:21:53,792 Felix, look, Felix, 1593 01:21:53,875 --> 01:21:55,125 please, let me just explain. 1594 01:21:55,208 --> 01:21:56,333 I think the best thing 1595 01:21:56,417 --> 01:21:58,167 is that you go home after your party. 1596 01:21:58,250 --> 01:21:59,583 It's too late to cancel it now, 1597 01:21:59,667 --> 01:22:01,042 and summer's almost finished anyway. 1598 01:22:01,125 --> 01:22:04,042 So I think we'll have your party tonight, and... 1599 01:22:05,667 --> 01:22:07,375 I will see you back at Oxford. 1600 01:22:07,458 --> 01:22:08,833 And we can still be friends, though? 1601 01:22:10,250 --> 01:22:11,500 I mean, we're going to laugh about this. 1602 01:22:12,292 --> 01:22:13,417 I... I... 1603 01:22:14,583 --> 01:22:15,750 I don't even know why I said it. 1604 01:22:15,833 --> 01:22:17,125 It's just a stupid thing to say... 1605 01:22:17,208 --> 01:22:18,625 FELIX: No, it's fucking weird, is what it is, mate. 1606 01:22:18,708 --> 01:22:20,083 Honestly, I don't even know where to start. 1607 01:22:20,167 --> 01:22:22,292 I mean, you're a fucking liar, Ollie. 1608 01:22:26,833 --> 01:22:27,833 (SIGHS) 1609 01:22:27,917 --> 01:22:28,917 Why would you lie? 1610 01:22:34,083 --> 01:22:35,458 I just wanted to be your friend. 1611 01:22:44,167 --> 01:22:46,542 Look, let's just get through tonight. 1612 01:22:46,625 --> 01:22:48,000 Can you not tell your family, please? 1613 01:22:48,083 --> 01:22:49,625 Of course not. Fucking hell! 1614 01:22:49,708 --> 01:22:51,125 It's dark enough as it is! 1615 01:22:54,125 --> 01:22:55,792 (SOMBRE MUSIC PLAYING) 1616 01:22:57,875 --> 01:22:59,833 (CRYING) 1617 01:23:07,542 --> 01:23:08,917 (INHALING DEEPLY) 1618 01:23:12,667 --> 01:23:13,833 (EXHALES) 1619 01:23:21,375 --> 01:23:23,000 ( PERFECT EXCEEDER PLAYING) 1620 01:23:23,083 --> 01:23:25,125 (PEOPLE TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 1621 01:23:25,208 --> 01:23:26,208 Duncan. 1622 01:23:26,292 --> 01:23:27,500 -Yes? -Orchid. 1623 01:23:27,583 --> 01:23:28,750 ♪ Watch me work it, I'm perfect ♪ 1624 01:23:28,833 --> 01:23:30,583 ♪ One, two, three, four ♪ 1625 01:23:30,667 --> 01:23:32,542 ♪ Let me hear you scream If you want some more ♪ 1626 01:23:32,625 --> 01:23:34,333 -(GLASSES CLINKING) -Cheers! 1627 01:23:34,417 --> 01:23:36,375 ♪ Watch me work it, I'm perfect ♪ 1628 01:23:36,458 --> 01:23:38,250 (PEOPLE LAUGHING) 1629 01:23:38,333 --> 01:23:39,375 SIR JAMES: Uh-oh. 1630 01:23:39,458 --> 01:23:40,583 ELSPETH: Oh, it's George's daughter. 1631 01:23:40,667 --> 01:23:41,792 SIR JAMES: Uh-oh, uh-oh. 1632 01:23:42,458 --> 01:23:44,583 ELSPETH: Oh, dear, she's just like her mother. 1633 01:23:44,667 --> 01:23:47,667 (GIRL VOMITING, COUGHS) 1634 01:23:47,750 --> 01:23:48,750 ♪ That's right I'm a superstar ♪ 1635 01:23:48,833 --> 01:23:50,333 ♪ Everybody wanna come up When I'm at the bar ♪ 1636 01:23:50,417 --> 01:23:52,167 ♪ All the people wanna try It's like give me some more ♪ 1637 01:23:52,250 --> 01:23:54,458 ♪ Try a little harder, honey Give me some more ♪ 1638 01:23:54,542 --> 01:23:55,917 ♪ Let's go I'm a superstar ♪ 1639 01:23:56,000 --> 01:23:57,833 ♪ Getting busy with the boys Hanging at the bar ♪ 1640 01:23:57,917 --> 01:23:59,667 ♪ Everybody coming close 'cause they all want me ♪ 1641 01:23:59,750 --> 01:24:00,833 ♪ You all knew When you saw me ♪ 1642 01:24:00,917 --> 01:24:02,708 ♪ I like how you look Baby call me, call me ♪ 1643 01:24:02,792 --> 01:24:04,458 ♪ One, two, three, four ♪ 1644 01:24:04,542 --> 01:24:06,292 ♪ Let me hear you scream If you want some more ♪ 1645 01:24:06,917 --> 01:24:09,000 MAN: Hey! Hey! 1646 01:24:10,208 --> 01:24:11,625 OLIVER: Have you seen Felix? 1647 01:24:12,750 --> 01:24:13,750 Nope. 1648 01:24:13,833 --> 01:24:14,958 (PEOPLE SHOUTING CHEERFULLY) 1649 01:24:15,042 --> 01:24:16,167 (CHUCKLING) 1650 01:24:17,792 --> 01:24:18,958 FELIX: Which one's the biggest... 1651 01:24:19,042 --> 01:24:20,125 Oh, no. 1652 01:24:20,208 --> 01:24:22,083 -Oh, fuck. -OLIVER: Felix. 1653 01:24:22,833 --> 01:24:24,667 Can I, er, talk to you for one second? 1654 01:24:24,750 --> 01:24:25,750 (GIRL GROANS) 1655 01:24:27,542 --> 01:24:29,417 (CLEARS THROAT) You can't ignore me forever. 1656 01:24:29,500 --> 01:24:30,583 I can try. 1657 01:24:30,667 --> 01:24:32,375 OLIVER: Felix, we need to talk. 1658 01:24:32,458 --> 01:24:33,583 Felix, come on! 1659 01:24:33,667 --> 01:24:34,667 Look, man, I tried to be nice, 1660 01:24:34,750 --> 01:24:36,250 but can you fuck off and bother somebody else? 1661 01:24:36,333 --> 01:24:37,833 (GIRL CHUCKLES) 1662 01:24:44,083 --> 01:24:45,333 Who was that? 1663 01:24:47,667 --> 01:24:49,667 (ROAST SKEWERS SQUEAKING) 1664 01:25:18,667 --> 01:25:19,958 OLIVER: (SIGHS) Hello, Farleigh. 1665 01:25:20,042 --> 01:25:22,083 How did you know it was me? 1666 01:25:22,667 --> 01:25:23,667 Signet ring. 1667 01:25:25,750 --> 01:25:26,750 (CHUCKLES) God. 1668 01:25:26,833 --> 01:25:28,667 You really do notice everything, don't you? 1669 01:25:30,792 --> 01:25:31,917 Have they seen you yet? 1670 01:25:32,542 --> 01:25:33,833 Not yet. (SIGHS) 1671 01:25:34,875 --> 01:25:35,875 (SNORTS) 1672 01:25:36,500 --> 01:25:37,833 Yeah, they'll go ballistic. 1673 01:25:38,750 --> 01:25:39,750 I doubt it. 1674 01:25:40,417 --> 01:25:41,875 They invited me. (SNIFFS) 1675 01:25:44,042 --> 01:25:45,292 OLIVER: Ohhh! FARLEIGH: Mmm. 1676 01:25:46,667 --> 01:25:47,708 Mmm. 1677 01:25:48,208 --> 01:25:49,625 (CHORTLES) 1678 01:25:50,542 --> 01:25:52,208 God, the look on your face. 1679 01:25:52,292 --> 01:25:54,083 They can't have invited you. 1680 01:25:54,167 --> 01:25:56,500 Oh, Oliver, you'll never catch on. 1681 01:25:57,750 --> 01:25:59,042 This place... 1682 01:25:59,875 --> 01:26:01,625 (CHUCKLES) You know, it's not for you. 1683 01:26:02,750 --> 01:26:05,167 It is a fucking dream. 1684 01:26:05,250 --> 01:26:07,167 It is an anecdote you'll bore your fat kids 1685 01:26:07,250 --> 01:26:08,375 with at Christmas. 1686 01:26:09,167 --> 01:26:11,792 Oliver's once in a lifetime 1687 01:26:11,875 --> 01:26:15,292 handjob on a hay bale, golden, big boy summer! 1688 01:26:15,792 --> 01:26:17,875 (LAUGHING) 1689 01:26:17,958 --> 01:26:19,250 You'll cling on to it, 1690 01:26:19,833 --> 01:26:21,875 and comb over it, and jerk off to it, 1691 01:26:21,958 --> 01:26:24,167 and you'll wonder how you could ever 1692 01:26:24,833 --> 01:26:27,792 ever, ever, ever get it back. 1693 01:26:28,583 --> 01:26:29,958 But you don't get it back. 1694 01:26:32,542 --> 01:26:34,167 Because your summer's over. 1695 01:26:36,208 --> 01:26:37,333 And so you... 1696 01:26:37,417 --> 01:26:39,292 (CHUCKLING) Oh... 1697 01:26:39,375 --> 01:26:40,417 You... 1698 01:26:41,208 --> 01:26:42,417 catch a train... 1699 01:26:44,292 --> 01:26:46,417 to whatever creepy doll factory 1700 01:26:46,500 --> 01:26:48,458 it is they make Olivers in. 1701 01:26:48,542 --> 01:26:51,667 And I come back here. 1702 01:26:54,917 --> 01:26:56,250 This isn't a dream to me. 1703 01:26:58,042 --> 01:26:59,083 It's my house. 1704 01:27:01,292 --> 01:27:04,958 So whatever happens, I always come back. 1705 01:27:08,417 --> 01:27:10,000 Try harder next time, baby. 1706 01:27:11,958 --> 01:27:16,083 ALL: ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 1707 01:27:16,875 --> 01:27:21,167 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 1708 01:27:21,250 --> 01:27:24,542 ♪ Happy birthday dear... ♪ 1709 01:27:25,708 --> 01:27:27,500 MAN: Shit, I can't remember his name. 1710 01:27:27,583 --> 01:27:28,667 (ALL SNORTING AND GIGGLING) 1711 01:27:28,750 --> 01:27:33,292 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 1712 01:27:33,375 --> 01:27:35,042 -WOMAN: Whoo! -(PEOPLE MURMUR INDISTINCTLY) 1713 01:27:35,708 --> 01:27:37,917 (ALL CHEERING) 1714 01:27:39,542 --> 01:27:41,542 ( HAPPINESS BY TOMCRAFT PLAYING) 1715 01:27:49,667 --> 01:27:53,083 ♪ Happiness seems To be loneliness ♪ 1716 01:27:53,167 --> 01:27:56,667 ♪ And loneliness Killed my world ♪ 1717 01:27:56,750 --> 01:27:57,750 ♪ How could you guess ♪ 1718 01:27:58,208 --> 01:28:00,958 ♪ When you're only Thinking of yourself? ♪ 1719 01:28:01,042 --> 01:28:03,750 ♪ How you looked At other girls ♪ 1720 01:28:04,250 --> 01:28:07,833 ♪ Happiness seems To be loneliness ♪ 1721 01:28:07,917 --> 01:28:11,250 ♪ And loneliness Killed my world ♪ 1722 01:28:11,333 --> 01:28:12,792 ♪ How could you guess ♪ 1723 01:28:12,875 --> 01:28:15,458 ♪ When you're only Thinking of yourself? ♪ 1724 01:28:15,542 --> 01:28:18,375 ♪ How you looked At other girls ♪ 1725 01:28:33,333 --> 01:28:36,708 ♪ Happiness seems To be loneliness ♪ 1726 01:28:36,792 --> 01:28:40,000 ♪ And loneliness Killed my world ♪ 1727 01:28:40,083 --> 01:28:41,708 ♪ How could you guess ♪ 1728 01:28:41,792 --> 01:28:44,583 ♪ When you're only Thinking of yourself? ♪ 1729 01:28:44,667 --> 01:28:47,500 ♪ How you looked At other girls ♪ 1730 01:28:48,458 --> 01:28:50,458 (PEOPLE CHEERING, WHISTLING) 1731 01:28:56,625 --> 01:28:58,625 (BOTH CHUCKLING) 1732 01:29:20,542 --> 01:29:23,542 (INDIA AND FELIX CHUCKLING) 1733 01:29:50,708 --> 01:29:51,708 (SIGHS) 1734 01:29:51,792 --> 01:29:53,792 (FELIX GRUNTING) 1735 01:29:56,125 --> 01:29:57,958 (INDIA AND FELIX MOANING) 1736 01:30:00,917 --> 01:30:03,208 -Felix. -FELIX: Oh, Jesus Christ! 1737 01:30:03,292 --> 01:30:04,333 What the fuck are you doing here? 1738 01:30:04,417 --> 01:30:06,583 OLIVER: I need to talk to you. INDIA: Were you spying on us? 1739 01:30:06,667 --> 01:30:07,833 No, I wasn't. 1740 01:30:07,917 --> 01:30:10,042 You know, you two are fucking gross. 1741 01:30:10,125 --> 01:30:11,208 FELIX: Fucking hell, mate. 1742 01:30:11,792 --> 01:30:13,458 (GROANS) God... 1743 01:30:13,542 --> 01:30:15,417 What the fuck is wrong with you, Oliver? 1744 01:30:15,500 --> 01:30:16,875 Leave me the fuck alone! 1745 01:30:16,958 --> 01:30:18,375 -No, we need to talk. -Please stop. 1746 01:30:18,458 --> 01:30:20,167 We can't... We can't, are you fucking crazy? 1747 01:30:20,250 --> 01:30:22,208 -You can't just throw me away. -Get the fuck away from me. 1748 01:30:23,500 --> 01:30:24,500 Ah, fuck... 1749 01:30:24,583 --> 01:30:27,000 Look, I just gave you what you wanted! 1750 01:30:29,958 --> 01:30:31,208 Like everyone else does. 1751 01:30:31,750 --> 01:30:34,125 Everyone puts on a show for Felix. 1752 01:30:37,042 --> 01:30:38,500 So I'm sorry that... (STAMMERS) 1753 01:30:38,583 --> 01:30:40,292 my performance wasn't good enough. 1754 01:30:42,000 --> 01:30:43,000 I think... 1755 01:30:43,917 --> 01:30:45,333 I think you need to see somebody. 1756 01:30:45,417 --> 01:30:46,583 You need help, okay? Seriously. 1757 01:30:46,667 --> 01:30:47,875 No. No, I don't. 1758 01:30:47,958 --> 01:30:50,625 I just need you to understand how much I fucking love you. 1759 01:30:51,750 --> 01:30:53,917 You're the only friend I ever had, Felix. 1760 01:30:56,125 --> 01:30:57,208 Okay... 1761 01:30:57,292 --> 01:30:59,917 I mean, doesn't this just prove how much, 1762 01:31:00,000 --> 01:31:01,708 how much of a good friend I actually am? 1763 01:31:02,708 --> 01:31:04,042 How well I actually know you? 1764 01:31:04,917 --> 01:31:06,333 I'm still the same person. 1765 01:31:07,917 --> 01:31:10,083 Yeah? I'm still the same person. 1766 01:31:12,750 --> 01:31:14,083 I don't know what you are. 1767 01:31:18,292 --> 01:31:19,458 But I do know you, 1768 01:31:20,167 --> 01:31:22,667 you make my fucking blood run cold. 1769 01:31:28,000 --> 01:31:29,875 (SOMBRE MUSIC PLAYING) 1770 01:31:40,083 --> 01:31:41,292 Wait there a sec. 1771 01:31:43,750 --> 01:31:44,917 (GAGS) 1772 01:31:45,000 --> 01:31:46,167 OLIVER: Fuck. Ah. 1773 01:31:47,375 --> 01:31:49,375 (VOMITING) 1774 01:32:03,750 --> 01:32:05,292 -Better? -Fuck you. 1775 01:32:08,500 --> 01:32:09,833 FELIX: I think you should go to bed. 1776 01:32:13,375 --> 01:32:15,167 I don't care what you think any more. 1777 01:32:26,958 --> 01:32:28,833 (SIGHING) Oh, fuck. 1778 01:32:32,000 --> 01:32:34,167 (SOMBRE MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 1779 01:32:57,792 --> 01:32:59,792 (SNIFFLING SOFTLY) 1780 01:33:08,333 --> 01:33:10,333 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 1781 01:33:37,750 --> 01:33:39,000 ELSPETH: (DISTANTLY) Felix! 1782 01:33:41,042 --> 01:33:42,583 VENETIA: (DISTANTLY) Felix! SIR JAMES: Felix! 1783 01:33:45,000 --> 01:33:46,125 Felix! 1784 01:33:49,542 --> 01:33:51,167 (DISTANT THUDDING) 1785 01:33:58,125 --> 01:33:59,125 (SNIFFLES) 1786 01:33:59,708 --> 01:34:01,708 (FOREBODING MUSIC PLAYING) 1787 01:34:12,667 --> 01:34:14,125 OLIVER: You don't need to be told, do you? 1788 01:34:18,125 --> 01:34:19,250 You already know. 1789 01:34:24,875 --> 01:34:27,750 You're just turning the handle on a jack in the box. 1790 01:34:30,208 --> 01:34:32,583 Walking towards the end of the world. 1791 01:34:50,125 --> 01:34:51,917 Knowing that any second... 1792 01:34:58,167 --> 01:35:00,167 the ground was gonna fall away. 1793 01:35:11,000 --> 01:35:13,125 (ELSPETH SCREAMING) 1794 01:35:19,667 --> 01:35:20,958 It's the end of everything. 1795 01:36:10,792 --> 01:36:12,292 Darling, darling boy. 1796 01:36:14,167 --> 01:36:15,667 -My darling boy. -(BOTH CRYING) 1797 01:36:18,375 --> 01:36:19,875 Help me move him. 1798 01:36:19,958 --> 01:36:21,208 We need to get him inside. 1799 01:36:21,292 --> 01:36:22,292 Get him warm. 1800 01:36:23,875 --> 01:36:25,167 (GRUNTING) 1801 01:36:25,250 --> 01:36:26,708 (PANTING) 1802 01:36:26,792 --> 01:36:28,250 I just need to get him warmed up. 1803 01:36:30,292 --> 01:36:31,458 Felix, darling, 1804 01:36:32,292 --> 01:36:33,750 where's your jumper? 1805 01:36:33,833 --> 01:36:34,958 Hmm? 1806 01:36:35,042 --> 01:36:36,125 Where's your jumper? 1807 01:36:36,208 --> 01:36:38,250 (VENETIA CRYING) 1808 01:36:39,875 --> 01:36:41,625 Come on now! Help me. 1809 01:36:43,375 --> 01:36:44,792 I don't think we can move him, James. 1810 01:36:44,875 --> 01:36:47,208 I think... I think the police. 1811 01:36:47,292 --> 01:36:48,292 Yes. 1812 01:36:49,167 --> 01:36:50,375 Yes, come away, darling. 1813 01:36:52,333 --> 01:36:53,333 It's nearly lunch. 1814 01:36:53,875 --> 01:36:54,875 Yes. 1815 01:37:09,375 --> 01:37:11,458 (MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY) 1816 01:37:19,208 --> 01:37:21,292 (CUTLERY CLINKING) 1817 01:37:26,167 --> 01:37:27,167 What is it, Duncan? 1818 01:37:27,250 --> 01:37:29,167 DUNCAN: It's the police, Your Ladyship. 1819 01:37:30,542 --> 01:37:31,708 They're having trouble. 1820 01:37:33,208 --> 01:37:34,458 What kind of trouble? 1821 01:37:34,542 --> 01:37:36,500 They keep getting lost in the maze. 1822 01:37:36,583 --> 01:37:37,583 (FARLEIGH SCOFFS) 1823 01:37:38,125 --> 01:37:39,125 SIR JAMES: And? 1824 01:37:40,583 --> 01:37:42,083 (WHISPERS) May I send one of the gardeners 1825 01:37:42,167 --> 01:37:43,292 -to assist them, sir? -Fine. 1826 01:37:45,958 --> 01:37:47,458 (DOOR CLOSES) 1827 01:37:47,542 --> 01:37:48,542 Oliver, darling. 1828 01:37:48,625 --> 01:37:50,250 Why don't you tell us about last night? 1829 01:37:52,500 --> 01:37:53,583 -Last night? -ELSPETH: Mmm. 1830 01:37:53,667 --> 01:37:55,042 Did you have a lovely time? 1831 01:37:55,833 --> 01:37:57,583 Yeah, it was, er, wonderful. 1832 01:37:58,167 --> 01:37:59,417 -Thank you. -ELSPETH: Oh, good. 1833 01:37:59,500 --> 01:38:01,125 I think it was a hit. Don't you, darling? 1834 01:38:01,208 --> 01:38:02,500 Oh, yes, a triumph. 1835 01:38:02,583 --> 01:38:04,208 ELSPETH: Yes. The house looked good, didn't it? 1836 01:38:04,292 --> 01:38:06,542 -SIR JAMES: Beautiful. -And that cake was... 1837 01:38:06,625 --> 01:38:07,958 ELSPETH: Oh, did you like it? 1838 01:38:08,042 --> 01:38:09,667 -Mm-hmm. -I never had any in the end. 1839 01:38:09,750 --> 01:38:10,958 That's always the way, isn't it? 1840 01:38:11,042 --> 01:38:12,208 You end up running around so much 1841 01:38:12,292 --> 01:38:13,500 you miss the actual party. 1842 01:38:16,708 --> 01:38:17,792 What now? 1843 01:38:18,917 --> 01:38:21,417 May I be permitted to close the curtains, sir? 1844 01:38:22,458 --> 01:38:24,292 Sir, the coroner's outside 1845 01:38:24,375 --> 01:38:26,125 and may need to pass the window with... 1846 01:38:26,208 --> 01:38:27,750 Yes, thank you. Close them. 1847 01:38:29,167 --> 01:38:31,458 I don't normally like chocolate cake. 1848 01:38:31,542 --> 01:38:33,500 Yes, it can be cloying, can't it? 1849 01:38:33,583 --> 01:38:35,750 Mmm, but last night it was so light. 1850 01:38:35,833 --> 01:38:38,417 ELSPETH: Yes, Lynn has always been an expert with cakes. 1851 01:38:38,500 --> 01:38:40,208 Yes, cold hands, apparently. 1852 01:38:40,292 --> 01:38:41,542 You have to have cold hands. 1853 01:38:41,625 --> 01:38:43,750 -OLIVER: Mm-hmm, I've heard. -(CURTAIN ROD THUDDING) 1854 01:38:43,833 --> 01:38:45,583 So the butter doesn't melt. 1855 01:38:45,667 --> 01:38:47,250 ELSPETH: Although I would think 1856 01:38:47,333 --> 01:38:48,750 that applied more to pastry than to... 1857 01:38:48,833 --> 01:38:51,708 Duncan, just get them closed, for Christ's sake! 1858 01:38:51,792 --> 01:38:54,125 DUNCAN: Yes, I am trying, sir. I can't. 1859 01:38:57,458 --> 01:38:58,625 -(DRAWING CURTAIN) -I'm so sorry. 1860 01:38:59,958 --> 01:39:01,042 I'm so sorry. 1861 01:39:06,375 --> 01:39:07,667 (MUFFLED SOB) 1862 01:39:07,750 --> 01:39:09,625 (GURNEY SQUEAKING OUTSIDE) 1863 01:39:09,708 --> 01:39:11,667 (SIGHS) 1864 01:39:11,750 --> 01:39:13,042 (BREATHING SHAKILY) 1865 01:39:15,542 --> 01:39:18,375 (GAGGING) 1866 01:39:27,708 --> 01:39:29,333 -(MUFFLED SOBBING) -(GROANS) 1867 01:39:29,417 --> 01:39:31,333 -FARLEIGH: Oh, my God. -(FOOTSTEPS RECEDING) 1868 01:39:31,417 --> 01:39:32,417 (DOOR SLAMS SHUT) 1869 01:39:32,500 --> 01:39:34,917 Er, may I be excused, please? 1870 01:39:35,000 --> 01:39:36,542 No, we haven't finished lunch. 1871 01:39:36,625 --> 01:39:38,542 Lunch is cold. 1872 01:39:39,125 --> 01:39:41,250 You want me just to eat it like nothing's happening? 1873 01:39:41,333 --> 01:39:42,875 What else is there to do, darling? 1874 01:39:42,958 --> 01:39:45,542 -Anything! Anything! -(YELLING) Farleigh! 1875 01:39:45,625 --> 01:39:46,875 Will you be quiet? 1876 01:39:46,958 --> 01:39:48,708 Sit down and eat the bloody pie! 1877 01:39:48,792 --> 01:39:49,958 Just eat it! 1878 01:39:50,042 --> 01:39:51,958 Eat it and shut up! 1879 01:39:52,042 --> 01:39:53,500 Eat the bloody pie! 1880 01:39:53,583 --> 01:39:55,583 (COUGHING AND SOBBING) 1881 01:39:56,458 --> 01:39:58,625 You're not the only person here with feelings. 1882 01:40:00,375 --> 01:40:02,917 None of us wants your bloody American feelings. 1883 01:40:03,000 --> 01:40:04,458 I think it's delicious. 1884 01:40:05,417 --> 01:40:06,458 (SNIFFLES) 1885 01:40:10,500 --> 01:40:12,542 FARLEIGH: What the fuck are you still doing here? 1886 01:40:14,750 --> 01:40:16,625 Wait, does no one else find it weird? 1887 01:40:18,417 --> 01:40:19,792 No one else finds that weird? 1888 01:40:19,875 --> 01:40:21,667 I wouldn't throw stones if I was you, Farleigh. 1889 01:40:21,750 --> 01:40:23,417 -FARLEIGH: Excuse me? -Please stop. 1890 01:40:23,500 --> 01:40:25,458 -SIR JAMES: What is he saying? -I... I have no idea. 1891 01:40:25,542 --> 01:40:27,833 What I'm saying is I would feel guilty too. 1892 01:40:27,917 --> 01:40:29,375 -Guilty? -OLIVER: If I was the one 1893 01:40:29,458 --> 01:40:31,667 racking up lines the night someone died. 1894 01:40:33,875 --> 01:40:36,708 -Fuck you. -That's not a denial. 1895 01:40:37,750 --> 01:40:38,917 Is that true? 1896 01:40:41,292 --> 01:40:42,292 Search Farleigh's room. 1897 01:40:42,375 --> 01:40:43,458 -Yes, sir. -No. 1898 01:40:46,250 --> 01:40:47,250 Get out! 1899 01:40:47,333 --> 01:40:49,042 -(DOOR CLOSES) -(SOBBING) No, wait... 1900 01:40:49,125 --> 01:40:50,708 -Erm... -What's happening? 1901 01:40:50,792 --> 01:40:52,500 Aunt Elspeth... Elspeth... 1902 01:40:52,583 --> 01:40:54,125 Don't you dare look at her! 1903 01:40:54,833 --> 01:40:55,833 Get out! 1904 01:40:58,167 --> 01:40:59,792 I won't mention this to the police. 1905 01:41:00,667 --> 01:41:01,917 That's all you'll get. 1906 01:41:02,000 --> 01:41:03,000 Nothing more, 1907 01:41:03,625 --> 01:41:04,667 ever again. 1908 01:41:09,000 --> 01:41:10,917 (FARLEIGH BREATHING HEAVILY) 1909 01:41:15,042 --> 01:41:16,958 (DOOR OPENS, CLOSES) 1910 01:41:19,083 --> 01:41:21,292 ( LORD OF ALL HOPEFULNESS PLAYING) 1911 01:41:28,000 --> 01:41:32,458 ♪ Lord of all hopefulness ♪ 1912 01:41:32,542 --> 01:41:36,250 ♪ Lord of all joy ♪ 1913 01:41:36,333 --> 01:41:40,667 ♪ Whose trust, Ever child-like ♪ 1914 01:41:40,750 --> 01:41:44,875 ♪ No cares could destroy ♪ 1915 01:41:45,542 --> 01:41:49,958 ♪ Be there at our waking ♪ 1916 01:41:50,042 --> 01:41:54,208 ♪ And give us, we pray ♪ 1917 01:41:54,750 --> 01:41:59,208 ♪ Your bliss in our hearts, Lord ♪ 1918 01:41:59,292 --> 01:42:04,083 ♪ At the break of the day ♪ 1919 01:42:12,583 --> 01:42:14,042 ♪ Lord of all eagerness ♪ 1920 01:42:14,125 --> 01:42:15,750 SIR JAMES: See you back at the house, Oliver. 1921 01:42:17,125 --> 01:42:20,417 ♪ Lord of all faith ♪ 1922 01:42:21,083 --> 01:42:24,667 ♪ Whose strong hands Were skilled ♪ 1923 01:42:24,750 --> 01:42:29,500 ♪ At the plane and the lathe ♪ 1924 01:42:30,375 --> 01:42:35,000 ♪ Be there at our labours ♪ 1925 01:42:35,083 --> 01:42:38,958 ♪ And give us, we pray ♪ 1926 01:42:41,333 --> 01:42:42,333 (STONE SPLASHES) 1927 01:42:42,417 --> 01:42:44,625 ♪ Your strength in our hearts, Lord ♪ 1928 01:42:44,708 --> 01:42:49,375 ♪ At the noon of the day ♪ 1929 01:42:58,000 --> 01:43:02,667 ♪ Lord of all kindliness ♪ 1930 01:43:02,750 --> 01:43:06,292 ♪ Lord of all grace ♪ 1931 01:43:07,000 --> 01:43:11,625 ♪ Your hands swift To welcome ♪ 1932 01:43:11,708 --> 01:43:16,250 ♪ Your arms to embrace ♪ 1933 01:43:16,875 --> 01:43:21,583 ♪ Be there at our homing ♪ 1934 01:43:21,667 --> 01:43:26,000 ♪ And give us, we pray ♪ 1935 01:43:27,083 --> 01:43:32,000 ♪ Your love in our hearts, Lord ♪ 1936 01:43:32,083 --> 01:43:37,208 ♪ At the eve of the day ♪ 1937 01:43:46,167 --> 01:43:51,792 ♪ Lord of all gentleness ♪ 1938 01:43:51,875 --> 01:43:55,833 ♪ Lord of all calm ♪ 1939 01:43:55,917 --> 01:44:00,875 ♪ Whose voice is contentment ♪ 1940 01:44:00,958 --> 01:44:05,750 ♪ Whose presence is balm ♪ 1941 01:44:06,292 --> 01:44:11,625 ♪ Be there at our sleeping ♪ 1942 01:44:11,708 --> 01:44:16,042 ♪ And give us, we pray ♪ 1943 01:44:17,000 --> 01:44:22,875 ♪ Your peace in our hearts, Lord ♪ 1944 01:44:22,958 --> 01:44:26,750 ♪ At the end of the day ♪ 1945 01:44:26,833 --> 01:44:28,833 (SOBBING) 1946 01:44:33,542 --> 01:44:35,542 (RAIN PATTERING) 1947 01:45:14,500 --> 01:45:15,750 (MOANING SOFTLY) 1948 01:45:31,333 --> 01:45:32,833 (CRYING) 1949 01:45:49,667 --> 01:45:50,917 SIR JAMES: The vicar did well. 1950 01:45:51,000 --> 01:45:53,875 ELSPETH: (SNIFFLING) Yes, so much nicer than his father. 1951 01:45:53,958 --> 01:45:55,333 Oh, he was all right. 1952 01:45:55,417 --> 01:45:56,708 Just a little old fashioned. 1953 01:45:56,792 --> 01:45:58,375 Extremely old fashioned. 1954 01:45:58,917 --> 01:46:00,333 Do you remember Felix's christening? 1955 01:46:00,417 --> 01:46:01,833 -Mm-hmm. -"You can't possibly 1956 01:46:01,917 --> 01:46:03,583 "have River as a middle name." Do you remember? 1957 01:46:03,667 --> 01:46:06,333 Hm. (CHUCKLING) I remember you giving him what for. 1958 01:46:08,250 --> 01:46:09,458 It doesn't matter now. 1959 01:46:10,458 --> 01:46:12,833 It doesn't matter what his middle name is now. 1960 01:46:12,917 --> 01:46:14,583 -Darling. -ELSPETH: He was right. 1961 01:46:14,667 --> 01:46:16,625 River is quite silly. 1962 01:46:16,708 --> 01:46:19,417 But I suppose you don't pick your child's name 1963 01:46:19,500 --> 01:46:21,833 imagining that one day you'll have to think about 1964 01:46:21,917 --> 01:46:23,542 how it will look... 1965 01:46:26,917 --> 01:46:28,000 carved on a... 1966 01:46:29,083 --> 01:46:31,500 (INHALES SHAKILY) headstone. Choose a font. 1967 01:46:31,583 --> 01:46:32,875 What font did you choose? 1968 01:46:35,167 --> 01:46:36,333 Times New Roman. 1969 01:46:38,875 --> 01:46:40,083 On local stone. 1970 01:46:40,625 --> 01:46:42,250 -It'll be good, I think. -Yeah, yeah. 1971 01:46:43,042 --> 01:46:45,125 It's a good choice. Solid. 1972 01:46:45,208 --> 01:46:46,500 (CHUCKLES BITTERLY) 1973 01:46:47,208 --> 01:46:48,250 I'll leave you. 1974 01:46:48,333 --> 01:46:50,750 You're not going anywhere, Oliver, darling? 1975 01:46:50,833 --> 01:46:52,125 I was just going upstairs. 1976 01:46:52,208 --> 01:46:53,542 But you're not leaving us? 1977 01:46:55,250 --> 01:46:56,750 You're not leaving Saltburn? 1978 01:47:03,917 --> 01:47:06,000 (WATER SPLASHES) 1979 01:47:06,083 --> 01:47:07,500 (DOOR OPENS) 1980 01:47:08,542 --> 01:47:09,917 Ah, sorry. 1981 01:47:10,833 --> 01:47:14,917 Your politeness is so grating. 1982 01:47:15,000 --> 01:47:18,708 -Do you know that? -Erm, sorry? 1983 01:47:18,792 --> 01:47:20,167 You're always sorry. 1984 01:47:21,417 --> 01:47:25,958 Always flinching away like a little fucking... 1985 01:47:27,583 --> 01:47:28,708 serf. 1986 01:47:36,250 --> 01:47:37,250 I saw you. 1987 01:47:39,833 --> 01:47:42,083 Sobbing in the church at the funeral. 1988 01:47:43,250 --> 01:47:45,833 I watched you weeping away and I just... 1989 01:47:47,583 --> 01:47:49,417 I felt so sorry for you. 1990 01:47:51,375 --> 01:47:52,417 So sorry. 1991 01:47:55,500 --> 01:47:56,875 And then I remembered... 1992 01:48:00,958 --> 01:48:03,667 (CHUCKLING) and I started laughing. 1993 01:48:06,167 --> 01:48:07,833 (LAUGHING) 1994 01:48:11,375 --> 01:48:12,458 I just... 1995 01:48:13,750 --> 01:48:16,125 (CONTINUES LAUGHING) I just couldn't stop laughing 1996 01:48:16,208 --> 01:48:19,125 because I... I remembered that... 1997 01:48:20,750 --> 01:48:24,042 that you only knew him for... 1998 01:48:26,125 --> 01:48:28,042 six months? 1999 01:48:30,167 --> 01:48:31,958 (SOFTLY) You hardly knew him, Ollie. 2000 01:48:32,792 --> 01:48:35,292 You have nothing to do 2001 01:48:35,375 --> 01:48:38,708 with him, with us, 2002 01:48:39,417 --> 01:48:40,500 with here. 2003 01:48:41,583 --> 01:48:43,125 Nothing at all. 2004 01:48:44,958 --> 01:48:47,042 You're just a stranger. 2005 01:48:48,583 --> 01:48:51,917 -It's very late. -Yet, here you are. 2006 01:48:52,917 --> 01:48:54,708 Right in the middle of it all. 2007 01:48:55,333 --> 01:48:56,333 Ooh. 2008 01:48:58,083 --> 01:49:01,500 Stranger fucking danger. 2009 01:49:01,583 --> 01:49:03,542 -(CHUCKLES) -Yeah, I'm going to bed. 2010 01:49:04,375 --> 01:49:05,708 Ollie, you know... 2011 01:49:06,583 --> 01:49:08,333 You know what Daddy's starting to call you? 2012 01:49:09,750 --> 01:49:11,042 Spiderman. 2013 01:49:12,542 --> 01:49:14,333 -Really? -Because you're always 2014 01:49:14,417 --> 01:49:16,458 just skulking around. 2015 01:49:17,417 --> 01:49:24,000 Weaving your spider-y, Oliver-y web. 2016 01:49:25,167 --> 01:49:26,875 Good night. Drink some water... 2017 01:49:26,958 --> 01:49:30,000 Hey, Ollie, Ollie, don't be upset. 2018 01:49:32,542 --> 01:49:34,083 I don't think you're a spider. 2019 01:49:37,167 --> 01:49:39,875 I think you're a moth. 2020 01:49:42,375 --> 01:49:43,958 I'm right, aren't I? 2021 01:49:46,042 --> 01:49:47,458 Quiet... 2022 01:49:49,083 --> 01:49:50,333 harmless... 2023 01:49:51,083 --> 01:49:53,458 drawn to shiny things... 2024 01:49:55,000 --> 01:49:58,542 batting up against the window... 2025 01:50:02,750 --> 01:50:06,083 just desperate to get in. 2026 01:50:09,583 --> 01:50:10,958 Well, you've done it now. 2027 01:50:16,833 --> 01:50:19,500 You've made your holes 2028 01:50:20,500 --> 01:50:21,792 in everything. 2029 01:50:25,042 --> 01:50:27,250 You'll eat us from the inside out. 2030 01:50:27,333 --> 01:50:29,250 -You've drunk way too much. -Yeah. 2031 01:50:29,333 --> 01:50:30,375 Hm. 2032 01:50:33,375 --> 01:50:34,917 Isn't that his aftershave? 2033 01:50:35,000 --> 01:50:36,125 Hm? 2034 01:50:38,625 --> 01:50:43,167 You are a fucking freak. 2035 01:50:43,667 --> 01:50:46,458 I bet you're wearing his underwear too, aren't you? 2036 01:50:46,542 --> 01:50:47,542 Yeah. 2037 01:50:47,625 --> 01:50:51,167 You disgusting little nobody. 2038 01:50:51,250 --> 01:50:52,542 Oh, my God! 2039 01:50:52,625 --> 01:50:54,583 You ate him right up 2040 01:50:54,667 --> 01:50:58,000 and you licked the fucking plate! 2041 01:50:58,083 --> 01:51:00,083 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 2042 01:51:31,625 --> 01:51:33,708 (SOBBING QUIETLY) 2043 01:51:37,917 --> 01:51:39,333 It broke her completely. 2044 01:51:42,208 --> 01:51:43,458 She said it herself. 2045 01:51:44,833 --> 01:51:46,458 She couldn't live without him. 2046 01:52:17,125 --> 01:52:18,625 Thank you for coming to see me. 2047 01:52:24,125 --> 01:52:25,750 Is everything all right? 2048 01:52:27,042 --> 01:52:28,042 Er... 2049 01:52:33,792 --> 01:52:35,917 How long were you planning on staying with us? 2050 01:52:36,000 --> 01:52:37,375 Because Elspeth won't let you go. 2051 01:52:38,458 --> 01:52:40,625 (SIGHS) Erm, I'm happy to stay 2052 01:52:40,708 --> 01:52:43,125 -as long as she needs me to. -Very kind of you. 2053 01:52:43,208 --> 01:52:46,167 But I'm not sure that's good for her or us. 2054 01:52:47,417 --> 01:52:48,583 I think it's time, Oliver, 2055 01:52:48,667 --> 01:52:51,333 for you to go home discreetly tonight, 2056 01:52:52,208 --> 01:52:53,542 to cause her the least anxiety. 2057 01:52:53,625 --> 01:52:54,792 I hope you understand. 2058 01:52:54,875 --> 01:52:56,833 I'd go in a heartbeat if I could. 2059 01:52:58,250 --> 01:53:01,750 I just don't think I can leave her in this state. 2060 01:53:01,833 --> 01:53:02,833 Well... 2061 01:53:03,375 --> 01:53:05,958 It would be best if the family was able to grieve in private. 2062 01:53:06,042 --> 01:53:07,833 Oh, I... I understand, I agree. 2063 01:53:07,917 --> 01:53:08,917 I agree. 2064 01:53:10,375 --> 01:53:12,333 But I just think it's best if I stay 2065 01:53:12,417 --> 01:53:13,625 just for the time being. 2066 01:53:14,833 --> 01:53:17,000 I want to do what's right for her. 2067 01:53:21,417 --> 01:53:22,417 You won't go? 2068 01:53:22,500 --> 01:53:24,000 I don't see how I can. 2069 01:53:26,208 --> 01:53:27,208 (SIGHS) 2070 01:53:31,125 --> 01:53:32,125 (OPENS DRAWER) 2071 01:53:35,833 --> 01:53:36,833 What are you doing? 2072 01:53:38,917 --> 01:53:40,917 -How much? -Excuse me? 2073 01:53:41,000 --> 01:53:42,458 How much for you to leave and never come back? 2074 01:53:42,542 --> 01:53:44,333 To cease all contact with my wife? 2075 01:53:44,417 --> 01:53:45,458 -Why? -Because we all 2076 01:53:45,542 --> 01:53:46,583 have to move on. 2077 01:53:47,875 --> 01:53:49,750 -(SIGHS) -I know you live under 2078 01:53:49,833 --> 01:53:51,542 somewhat difficult circumstances, 2079 01:53:51,625 --> 01:53:53,750 but this will be a fresh start for you too. 2080 01:53:53,833 --> 01:53:55,542 Why are you doing this? 2081 01:53:56,458 --> 01:53:58,208 (SOFTLY) How much? 2082 01:54:03,208 --> 01:54:04,500 How much? (GASPS) 2083 01:54:05,917 --> 01:54:06,917 How much? 2084 01:54:07,958 --> 01:54:09,042 (OLIVER SIGHS) 2085 01:54:13,250 --> 01:54:15,250 (SOMBRE MUSIC PLAYING) 2086 01:54:57,833 --> 01:54:59,208 (SNIFFLES) 2087 01:55:00,458 --> 01:55:01,625 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 2088 01:55:02,833 --> 01:55:05,000 (KEYS JANGLING) 2089 01:55:19,625 --> 01:55:21,250 -(CARD MACHINE BEEPS) -WOMAN: Thanks. 2090 01:55:31,583 --> 01:55:33,625 (PEOPLE TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 2091 01:55:39,083 --> 01:55:40,083 Oliver. 2092 01:55:42,125 --> 01:55:43,583 -Oliver. -Elspeth. 2093 01:55:44,417 --> 01:55:47,667 -My God. -Oh, Ollie! 2094 01:55:48,583 --> 01:55:50,250 Oh, how handsome you look! 2095 01:55:50,333 --> 01:55:51,583 I can't believe it. 2096 01:55:52,792 --> 01:55:54,542 But you're all grown up, you're... 2097 01:55:54,625 --> 01:55:56,042 Of course, you're grown up. 2098 01:55:56,125 --> 01:55:58,167 Of course, silly of me, of course. 2099 01:55:59,375 --> 01:56:00,500 You grew up. 2100 01:56:01,917 --> 01:56:03,500 -(SIGHS) -Sorry. 2101 01:56:04,167 --> 01:56:05,500 I'm all over the place at the moment. 2102 01:56:05,583 --> 01:56:08,292 I... I read the news about Sir James. 2103 01:56:09,250 --> 01:56:10,792 I'm so dreadfully sorry. 2104 01:56:14,083 --> 01:56:16,500 I was surprised he waited so long in a way. 2105 01:56:17,542 --> 01:56:18,542 You know... 2106 01:56:20,833 --> 01:56:23,000 But still it was a... a terrible shock. 2107 01:56:23,083 --> 01:56:24,083 Yeah. 2108 01:56:25,833 --> 01:56:27,167 It's so funny to see you. 2109 01:56:28,875 --> 01:56:31,208 I've actually just bought a little flat nearby. 2110 01:56:31,292 --> 01:56:32,583 Oh, what are the odds? 2111 01:56:32,667 --> 01:56:35,208 Saltburn suddenly seemed so big and so far away. 2112 01:56:35,292 --> 01:56:37,833 How is Saltburn? Er, is Duncan still there? 2113 01:56:37,917 --> 01:56:39,000 Oh, God, he's still there. 2114 01:56:39,083 --> 01:56:40,125 Oh, everything's the same. 2115 01:56:40,208 --> 01:56:42,250 Exactly, exactly the same as when you left it. 2116 01:56:43,042 --> 01:56:45,417 I'm glad. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 2117 01:56:45,500 --> 01:56:48,583 Ollie, I didn't like it the way James treated you, 2118 01:56:49,708 --> 01:56:51,167 and I wanted to say something. 2119 01:56:51,667 --> 01:56:53,125 Oh, it was a long time ago. 2120 01:56:53,208 --> 01:56:54,583 No, but it's not to me. 2121 01:56:54,667 --> 01:56:56,625 You see, I've thought about it a lot. 2122 01:56:57,333 --> 01:56:58,333 And... 2123 01:56:59,750 --> 01:57:00,750 you have to remember 2124 01:57:00,833 --> 01:57:02,292 that he wasn't in his right mind then, 2125 01:57:02,375 --> 01:57:03,625 after everything that happened. 2126 01:57:04,583 --> 01:57:05,583 And he... 2127 01:57:07,125 --> 01:57:09,250 You do forgive him, you do understand? 2128 01:57:11,167 --> 01:57:12,167 Of course. 2129 01:57:18,375 --> 01:57:19,542 Have you been happy? 2130 01:57:23,500 --> 01:57:24,542 Not really. 2131 01:57:26,208 --> 01:57:27,208 You? 2132 01:57:29,167 --> 01:57:30,417 (CHUCKLES SADLY) Not really. 2133 01:57:32,958 --> 01:57:33,958 WOMAN: Flat white. 2134 01:57:34,500 --> 01:57:36,500 (SOMBRE MUSIC PLAYING) 2135 01:57:46,667 --> 01:57:47,833 Come up and stay. 2136 01:57:48,708 --> 01:57:49,750 At Saltburn. 2137 01:57:51,375 --> 01:57:53,000 Coast is clear now, isn't it? 2138 01:58:00,833 --> 01:58:01,875 (DOOR CLOSES) 2139 01:58:04,458 --> 01:58:06,708 I can honestly say that these last few months 2140 01:58:06,792 --> 01:58:08,667 have been the happiest of my life. 2141 01:58:13,000 --> 01:58:15,250 It's just such a shame you got so ill. 2142 01:58:16,083 --> 01:58:18,125 (VENTILATOR HISSING) 2143 01:58:32,042 --> 01:58:34,000 But it's been a privilege to look after you. 2144 01:58:34,083 --> 01:58:35,292 (ELSPETH WHEEZING) 2145 01:58:36,208 --> 01:58:39,083 Just as it'll be a privilege to look after Saltburn. 2146 01:58:41,417 --> 01:58:44,500 So thank you for trusting me. 2147 01:58:47,417 --> 01:58:49,417 I promise I'll look after this house 2148 01:58:49,500 --> 01:58:50,792 just as Felix would have. 2149 01:58:55,167 --> 01:58:57,000 We got there in the end, didn't we? 2150 01:58:57,083 --> 01:58:58,208 Somehow. 2151 01:58:59,542 --> 01:59:00,583 Thank God. 2152 01:59:01,375 --> 01:59:04,708 After all those terrible, terrible accidents. 2153 01:59:05,417 --> 01:59:06,417 (SIGHS) 2154 01:59:09,042 --> 01:59:10,125 But... 2155 01:59:11,792 --> 01:59:13,417 is there really ever such a thing 2156 01:59:13,500 --> 01:59:15,042 as an accident, Elspeth? 2157 01:59:17,583 --> 01:59:19,208 -(CLICKS BUTTON) -I don't know. 2158 01:59:19,292 --> 01:59:20,542 (BED WHIRRING) 2159 01:59:21,208 --> 01:59:23,083 Accidents are for people like you. 2160 01:59:23,625 --> 01:59:25,792 For the rest of us, there's work. 2161 01:59:26,458 --> 01:59:27,667 And unlike you, 2162 01:59:28,417 --> 01:59:30,000 I actually know how to work. 2163 01:59:30,083 --> 01:59:31,792 (THRILLING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 2164 01:59:34,375 --> 01:59:36,000 (AIR HISSING) 2165 01:59:40,875 --> 01:59:42,125 (COINS CLATTERING) 2166 01:59:42,208 --> 01:59:44,125 OLIVER: Please, I... I don't have any money. 2167 01:59:45,875 --> 01:59:47,417 Could I just pay you tomorrow? 2168 01:59:48,792 --> 01:59:50,333 What actually happened? 2169 01:59:50,417 --> 01:59:51,958 FELIX: He sent an email to Sotheby's 2170 01:59:52,042 --> 01:59:54,583 to say that he'd "come by" some Palissy plates. 2171 01:59:55,750 --> 01:59:56,750 (KEYS CLACKING) 2172 01:59:56,833 --> 01:59:58,875 ELSPETH: I've actually just bought a little flat nearby. 2173 02:00:00,000 --> 02:00:01,000 Oliver. 2174 02:00:09,042 --> 02:00:10,667 I wasn't "in love" with him. 2175 02:00:12,083 --> 02:00:14,125 I know, everyone thought I was. 2176 02:00:14,208 --> 02:00:15,208 But I wasn't. 2177 02:00:16,750 --> 02:00:17,917 I loved him. 2178 02:00:20,000 --> 02:00:21,500 I loved him. 2179 02:00:23,917 --> 02:00:26,792 I loved him. By God, I loved him. 2180 02:00:28,458 --> 02:00:29,542 But sometimes... 2181 02:00:30,583 --> 02:00:31,583 I... 2182 02:00:33,125 --> 02:00:34,167 I hated him. 2183 02:00:34,667 --> 02:00:36,042 (THRILLING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC INTENSIFIES) 2184 02:00:40,833 --> 02:00:42,833 (RAIN PATTERING) 2185 02:00:55,125 --> 02:00:56,625 -(BED THUDS) -I hated him. 2186 02:00:58,625 --> 02:00:59,750 (SIGHS) 2187 02:00:59,833 --> 02:01:01,458 Yeah, I hated him. 2188 02:01:07,958 --> 02:01:09,167 (BED CREAKING) 2189 02:01:14,875 --> 02:01:16,417 I hated all of you. 2190 02:01:18,000 --> 02:01:20,792 And you made it so easy. 2191 02:01:24,417 --> 02:01:26,958 Spoiled dogs, sleeping belly-up. 2192 02:01:29,667 --> 02:01:31,375 No natural predators. 2193 02:01:45,000 --> 02:01:46,000 Well... 2194 02:01:47,208 --> 02:01:48,292 almost none. 2195 02:01:54,375 --> 02:01:56,375 (AIR HISSING OUT) 2196 02:02:23,167 --> 02:02:25,000 (ELSPETH GASPING SOFTLY) 2197 02:02:43,167 --> 02:02:44,583 (MUSIC FADES) 2198 02:02:47,458 --> 02:02:48,917 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 2199 02:03:21,833 --> 02:03:23,875 (BEES BUZZING) 2200 02:03:28,333 --> 02:03:30,333 (MURDER ON THE DANCEFLOOR PLAYING) 2201 02:03:35,917 --> 02:03:37,958 ♪ It's murder on the dance floor ♪ 2202 02:03:39,167 --> 02:03:42,125 ♪ You'd better not kill the groove, DJ ♪ 2203 02:03:42,208 --> 02:03:44,667 ♪ Gonna burn this goddamn house right down ♪ 2204 02:03:46,125 --> 02:03:47,583 ♪ Oh, I know, I know, I know ♪ 2205 02:03:47,667 --> 02:03:49,750 ♪ I know, I know, I know, I know ♪ 2206 02:03:49,833 --> 02:03:52,667 ♪ About your kind ♪ 2207 02:03:54,333 --> 02:03:55,958 ♪ And so, and so, and so, and so ♪ 2208 02:03:56,042 --> 02:03:57,792 ♪ And so, and so, and so ♪ 2209 02:03:57,875 --> 02:04:02,292 ♪ I'll have to play ♪ 2210 02:04:05,750 --> 02:04:07,667 ♪ If you think you're getting away ♪ 2211 02:04:07,750 --> 02:04:09,708 ♪ I will prove you wrong ♪ 2212 02:04:09,792 --> 02:04:11,750 ♪ I'll take you all the way ♪ 2213 02:04:11,833 --> 02:04:13,792 ♪ Boy, just come along ♪ 2214 02:04:13,875 --> 02:04:15,583 ♪ Hear me when I say ♪ 2215 02:04:15,667 --> 02:04:16,667 (SNORTS) 2216 02:04:16,750 --> 02:04:17,917 ♪ Hey ♪ 2217 02:04:19,000 --> 02:04:21,208 ♪ It's murder on the dance floor ♪ 2218 02:04:22,042 --> 02:04:24,250 ♪ But you'd better not kill the groove ♪ 2219 02:04:25,375 --> 02:04:27,083 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 2220 02:04:27,167 --> 02:04:29,167 ♪ It's murder on the dance floor ♪ 2221 02:04:30,125 --> 02:04:33,250 ♪ But you'd better not steal the moves, DJ ♪ 2222 02:04:33,333 --> 02:04:35,958 ♪ Gonna burn this goddamn house right down ♪ 2223 02:04:37,333 --> 02:04:38,708 ♪ Oh, I know, I know, I know ♪ 2224 02:04:38,792 --> 02:04:40,750 ♪ I know, I know, I know, I know ♪ 2225 02:04:40,833 --> 02:04:43,833 ♪ There may be others ♪ 2226 02:04:45,500 --> 02:04:46,750 ♪ And so, and so, and so ♪ 2227 02:04:46,833 --> 02:04:48,583 ♪ And so, and so, and so, and so ♪ 2228 02:04:48,667 --> 02:04:53,583 ♪ You'll just have to pray ♪ 2229 02:04:56,875 --> 02:04:58,875 ♪ If you think you're getting away ♪ 2230 02:04:58,958 --> 02:05:00,833 ♪ I will prove you wrong ♪ 2231 02:05:00,917 --> 02:05:02,833 ♪ I'll take you all the way ♪ 2232 02:05:02,917 --> 02:05:04,958 ♪ Stay another song ♪ 2233 02:05:05,042 --> 02:05:06,958 ♪ I'll blow you all away ♪ 2234 02:05:07,042 --> 02:05:08,875 ♪ Hey ♪ 2235 02:05:10,167 --> 02:05:12,125 ♪ It's murder on the dance floor ♪ 2236 02:05:13,125 --> 02:05:15,292 ♪ But you'd better not kill the groove ♪ 2237 02:05:16,500 --> 02:05:18,250 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 2238 02:05:18,333 --> 02:05:20,250 ♪ It's murder on the dance floor ♪ 2239 02:05:21,292 --> 02:05:24,375 ♪ But you'd better not steal the moves, DJ ♪ 2240 02:05:24,458 --> 02:05:27,583 ♪ Gonna burn this goddamn house right down ♪ 2241 02:05:27,667 --> 02:05:28,833 (SIGHS) 2242 02:05:28,917 --> 02:05:29,917 (MUSIC ENDS) 2243 02:05:33,042 --> 02:05:34,042 (OLIVER EXHALES) 2244 02:05:34,833 --> 02:05:36,833 (MURDER ON THE DANCEFLOOR PLAYING) 2245 02:05:53,875 --> 02:05:55,875 ♪ Don't think you'll get away ♪ 2246 02:05:55,958 --> 02:05:58,000 ♪ I will prove you wrong ♪ 2247 02:05:58,083 --> 02:06:00,042 ♪ I'll take you all the way ♪ 2248 02:06:00,125 --> 02:06:02,083 ♪ Boy, just come along ♪ 2249 02:06:02,167 --> 02:06:04,167 ♪ Hear me when I say ♪ 2250 02:06:04,250 --> 02:06:06,750 ♪ Hey ♪ 2251 02:06:07,250 --> 02:06:09,375 ♪ It's murder on the dance floor ♪ 2252 02:06:10,208 --> 02:06:12,333 ♪ But you'd better not kill the groove ♪ 2253 02:06:15,333 --> 02:06:17,458 ♪ It's murder on the dance floor ♪ 2254 02:06:18,458 --> 02:06:21,458 ♪ But you'd better not steal the moves, DJ ♪ 2255 02:06:21,542 --> 02:06:23,708 ♪ Gonna burn this goddamn house right down ♪ 2256 02:06:23,792 --> 02:06:25,667 ♪ It's murder on the dance floor ♪ 2257 02:06:26,583 --> 02:06:29,000 ♪ But you'd better not kill the groove ♪ 2258 02:06:30,000 --> 02:06:31,750 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 2259 02:06:31,833 --> 02:06:33,917 ♪ It's murder on the dance floor ♪ 2260 02:06:34,792 --> 02:06:37,875 ♪ But you'd better not steal the moves, DJ ♪ 2261 02:06:37,958 --> 02:06:40,000 ♪ Gonna burn this goddamn house right down ♪ 2262 02:06:40,083 --> 02:06:41,625 ♪ It's murder on the dance floor ♪ 2263 02:06:41,708 --> 02:06:43,042 ♪ On the dance floor ♪ 2264 02:06:43,125 --> 02:06:45,292 ♪ But you'd better not kill the groove ♪ 2265 02:06:46,250 --> 02:06:48,125 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 2266 02:06:48,208 --> 02:06:49,833 ♪ It's murder on the dance floor ♪ 2267 02:06:49,917 --> 02:06:51,125 ♪ On the dance floor ♪ 2268 02:06:51,208 --> 02:06:54,250 ♪ But you'd better not steal the moves, DJ ♪ 2269 02:06:54,333 --> 02:06:56,333 ♪ Gonna burn this goddamn house right down ♪ 2270 02:06:56,417 --> 02:06:58,125 ♪ Oh, I know, I know, I know ♪ 2271 02:06:59,500 --> 02:07:01,500 (MELANCHOLY ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING) 148022