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Lads! One-two!
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So, like, I've had a think
of how I can bury me face,
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in your ma's arse,
but we still move on together
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with our relationship.
Lad, it's too early for this.
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No, exposure therapy
to overcome your fears.
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I'll come round for tea
and I'll sit opposite you,
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then I'll eat some tea,
then put my face in your ma's arse,
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eat tea, face in arse,
eat tea, face in arse.
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I'm gonna record you saying this
one day and send it to her.
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You'd shit yourself.
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Do it!
Be good to float the idea to her.
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Seriously, though, how long
would you be pissed off at me for?
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Or does it depend
how long I'm in there for?
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I suppose if you had your head in me
ma's arse for like a week straight,
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I'd be more pissed off, like, yeah.
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Lad, I'd eat a chicken dipper
out your ma's arse.
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Honestly, I would, cos if your ma
said to me, "Come round for tea.
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"You can have these chicken dippers,
only if you eat them out me arse",
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I'd not only do it,
I'd prefer it served that way.
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SCOFFS
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Ah, there youse are, lads.
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Can I ask youse two something?
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Right, when a lad
goes out with a girl to dinner,
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he usually pays, right?
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So when you two go out, who pays,
because youse are both lads?
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Should I tell him?
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Yeah. Go on, it's time.
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Connor, every time we go out,
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we each take in turns
to wear a bra under our shirt.
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Mm-hmm.
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I didn't know that.
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Eh, Thomas!
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I've got an idea for an app
that is gonna shit all over yours.
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It's called ScrApp.
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For like-minded people
who wanna meet up for a daily scrap.
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Lewis Connolly, soon to be the face
of Universal Credit,
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treats women like they're shit
and says,
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"I'm not racist, me, lads,
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"cos I got three DVDs
of that Morgan Freeman fella."
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Keep chatting wham, lad, with
your little astrology dating app.
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All that Mars and Venus shite, lad,
it's a load of bollocks.
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It's a shame that you think that,
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cos I saw Aimee's profile on there
last night, and you two...
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you're perfectly matched.
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Really, lad?
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No! Because even Mars and Venus
know that you're a piece of shit
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Aimee's far too good for!
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Oh, you've been told there, lad.
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You whopper!
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Tom is well funny, you know?
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OK, lad?
Get off!
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Why?
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Do you know the special thing
he had planned
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was a scrapbook of our
first weeks together with, like,
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photies and tickets
from stuff we did.
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That sounds amazing.
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Well, no, it's not,
cos there was a photie missing -
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the one of us shagging!
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Still, it's really thoughtful,
though, innit?
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It's not THAT thoughtful, girl!
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I mean, I've got the photies on me
phone, I don't need them in a book.
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And he chose
all the worst ones of us.
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And the tickets?
I mean, I can't even use 'em again,
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so what's the point in that?!
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You didn't say this to him, did you?
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I just pretended it was cute,
but like, all I was thinking
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was why doesn't he wanna have sex
with me? Like...
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..what if... he doesn't find me fit?
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Can't be that.
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Argh! What is Rory slide tackling
in the playground for?
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Move! Could've ended me career!
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Let it go, lad,
it was a good challenge.
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What d'you mean?
Nah, nah, nah. Next time I see him,
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I'm gonna kill him!
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With... with forgiveness.
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Cos Islam teaches us
the art of forgiveness
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to all that have wronged us.
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Oh... Ella Grace.
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I am honoured
that you trusted me with this, Mo.
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I know it means so much to you.
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And thank you
for facilitating my growth.
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Abdullah.
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Ah...
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CHUCKLING
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Are you still pretending
to be religious? Shh!
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You haven't got a chance
with her, mate!
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What's next, lad? Taking her
to the promised land, are you?
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Pilgrimage to Mecca? Eh?
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You never know, you might get
to hold her hand, then, Mo.
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Mm-mm-mm...
Had you all whipped.
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Shut up, lad!
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# Will we ever be
Like the way we used to be
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# Or have we lost ourselves?
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# Thought I knew you... #
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Oh! Glad I bumped into you.
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Um, yesterday
at Romeo And Juliet rehearsals
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during the romantic scene,
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I kind of felt like
you got a bit TOO into it.
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Try to remember...
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WHISPERS: ..we're acting.
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Sorry, you're right,
but our faces get so close
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and that gigantic spot you had
on your nose was just too seducing.
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To be fair,
same here with your Scouse accent
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butchering Shakespeare.
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Ooh, it's just too alluring.
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Only one thing to do, then.
Ella Grace?
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Christopher and I are having trouble
navigating our creative relationship
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during rehearsals
due to some of the intimate content.
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Do you think you could
help guide us through our issues?
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I...
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We want to reach a point
where a structure is in place
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that allows us to unleash
our best performance
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in an environment
that feels safe and comfortable.
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WHIMPERS
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Are you all right?
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Ooh. It's just so inspiring
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that you're collectively
thinking about this.
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Guys, sorry, I mean folks,
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I will be your intimacy coordinator.
Mm-hmm. Mm.
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LAUGHTER
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Oh, my God, she believed us!
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See you later.
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Oh!
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I'm back with a bang, lad!
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The bang being the kid I dropped
on me way in with a lazy jab.
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I heard Meachy
got about 20 emails saying,
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"Announce Lewis's return, lad."
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Maybe.
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But listen, I had some time
to do some real soul searching
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when I was away. And I realised...
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..my soul's a natural born lunatic,
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so I found your Insta,
got a pic of your fat sponge 'ead
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and put it on me dart board.
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Why am I in black and white?
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Printer's out of colour,
wasn't an artistic choice!
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I lost me darts, lad!
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EXHALES CALMLY
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The point is, stay away from her,
or I'll cripple you.
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I wonder what the surprise is?
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Maybe he's taking you
in a private jet
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to a posh restaurant in Paris!
Nah!
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I reckon he's bought you LFC!
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Put me on the wing,
I'm a whippet, lad!
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Oh. My. God! It gets even better!
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THEY ALL EXCLAIM
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That's a '23 plate.
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Imagine if we had a car.
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The birds would be all over us.
We could drive them into town!
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We could take the birds
to t'pictures!
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We could go Maccies drive thru!
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With the birds, obviously.
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You're a lucky bastard, you, Ted!
I wanna Thomas!
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Go 'ead, Ted!
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He's so lucky, you know?
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I didn't even know these were here.
What are they?
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One hundred human figures.
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Me grandad would take me here
sometimes when I was a kid.
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He believed that
the statues represent life,
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and the sea is death.
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That's why each figure
stands further out towards the sea,
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as we're all at different stages
of our life.
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And that's why in between,
we have to be bold, take chances,
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because one day,
you will be the last statue.
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And you don't wanna look back
at your past selves and think,
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"I wasn't brave enough,
or bold enough."
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And now, I come here on me own.
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As me grandad
DID become the last statue.
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TUTS
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He slowly faded away.
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Just like the image I have of him
in me 'ead.
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But you know what didn't fade away?
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What he taught me.
That's why I did my app!
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Because I've always believed
in astrology
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and how there's a soulmate out there
for all of us.
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Do you believe in soulmates?
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Yes! Don't you?
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There HAS to be a reason
this universe exists. Just look!
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It's just too deliberate,
too beautifully orchestrated.
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Maybe... it's to experience love.
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It's amazing you got all them
inspirations from these statues.
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I just interpreted them as
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"normalise getting your arse out
at the beach".
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THEY CHUCKLE
Ted, I love your sense of humour.
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But don't use it as an escape
just because you're feeling anxious.
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Be present, Ted.
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CHUCKLING
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As-salamu alaikum wa
Rahmatullahi wa Barakatuhu.
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Al-hamdu lillahi rabbil 'alamin.
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Want one, lad?
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No, thanks.
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Can you please let me do my dua?
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Sorry. Sorry, yeah. Go 'ead.
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As-salamu alaikum wa
Rahmatullahi wa Barakatuhu.
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As-salamu alaikum wa Rahmatullahi
wa Barakatuhu. Al-hamdu lillah...
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CRUNCHING
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It's fine.
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I bet you're getting it
every night, lad.
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You know, it's none
of your business, actually.
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Oh, my God.
That means you're getting nothing!
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Sorry, do you not realise
how disrespectful you're being
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right now?
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What?
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No.
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I want to wait until marriage.
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I must be.
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Look, I want to, so much,
but I care about my religion,
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and I want to be
dedicated to my faith.
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But she is proper fit.
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You think I don't know that? I have
the exact same desires as you,
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Mohammed, OK? Sometimes I think
I'm doing the wrong thing.
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Like, what if she thinks
I'm a crazy religious person
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and she wants to end
the relationship?
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I get it. I wish The Brimble
was more like Mia-Louise.
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I'm getting nothing.
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You know, she's actually
probably the type of girl
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that appreciates the mental strength
it takes to abstain
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and overcome the needs of the body.
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You reckon?
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GASPING
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Come 'ead.
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BOTH RECITE IN ARABIC
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Do you mind if I join?
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It would be an honour
to strengthen my connection
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to your beautiful faith.
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Here, move.
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Am I OK to repeat what you guys say?
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Yes! Of course.
Actually, it's a great idea. Yes.
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But in Islam, a man and woman
cannot pray together,
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but that's OK. It's OK.
I will teach you something,
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and you repeat after me. OK?
You ready?
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SPEAKS IN ARABIC
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IN ARABIC:
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Wow. Bravo. Well, like, you're
amazing. We will say it together?
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Yeah! Come on.
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We're like family here, yes?
You know, it's OK.
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One, two, three...
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IN ARABIC:
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Wow. Well, very good.
You are a natural, you know?
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Ted, come on.
Isn't it a bit soon for us
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to be going to some
five-star spa resort together?
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Ah... shut up.
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I wanted to bring you here,
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because like you said
the beach shaped you,
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round here shaped me.
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I decided from a young age that I
wasn't gonna let any little knob 'ed
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from round here
not let me be who I wanted to be.
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Ask Liam Hughes. He kicked off,
thinkin' I was a soft touch.
248
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What kind of violent,
Neanderthal thug am I seeing?
249
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Ah, don't worry.
250
00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:56,960
There weren't any lasting effects
from the beating I gave Liam.
251
00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:58,000
All right, Liam!
252
00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:03,960
Oh, my God, I'm joking!
That's Smigger!
253
00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:05,960
Oh... Such a wind-up!
254
00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:08,960
All right, Smig? They're hopeful
you'll be outta that in a year!
255
00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:13,960
Another one that got cheeky, though.
256
00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:14,960
Oh, my God, I'm joking!
257
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CHUCKLING
258
00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:20,960
No, to be honest, Thomas,
I have to be in control.
259
00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:23,960
I don't let anyone in me head,
but...
260
00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:26,960
you have... a little bit.
261
00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:31,640
Right scary,
but it's exciting as well.
262
00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:35,960
Exactly. What's the point
of being in control all the time?
263
00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:37,960
It's so boring.
264
00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:39,960
Not being in control...
265
00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:44,800
..that's where the beautiful chaos
happens.
266
00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:47,960
GASPS
267
00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:50,800
What you doing?!
268
00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:52,960
Chaos coming through!
269
00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:55,960
# This place is where I'm from
270
00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:59,960
# Familiar faces
And the accent's like a song... #
271
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LAUGHING LOUDLY
272
00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:10,960
Why is he laughing so much?
273
00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:12,960
It's a bit flirty, that, innit?
274
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:15,960
Read the top one.
275
00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:19,320
That means you're going to
the hospital.
276
00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:21,960
OK. One more, one more.
277
00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:24,960
"An absolute belter of a lad."
LAUGHTER
278
00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:25,960
Ah, I say good?
279
00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:28,960
Oh, my God!
Why is he taking Thomas's phone?
280
00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:30,160
Is he giving him his number?
281
00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:33,960
This means to, like,
avoid someone or something.
282
00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:34,960
OK?
283
00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:36,960
All right. Ready?
Go!
284
00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:38,640
"I'm swerving my bird tonight".
285
00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:39,960
SHE GASPS
286
00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:44,960
Did you just hear that?
He's swerving me tonight for Thomas!
287
00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:47,960
Aims, it all makes sense why
he doesn't wanna have sex with me.
288
00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:50,000
My Ziad's one of those
proper fit gays.
289
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,960
He's not gay.
290
00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:56,320
A healthy, consent-driven
environment is paramount
291
00:13:56,320 --> 00:13:59,640
to ensuring actors
reach their creative potential.
292
00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:03,960
Actors are storytellers,
but I am also a storyteller.
293
00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:06,640
And my story ends
with established boundaries.
294
00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:08,960
See, that's my concern.
295
00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:11,960
I don't wanna overstep
any boundaries.
296
00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:14,320
Like, am I allowed to hug him?
297
00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:17,960
If you both feel comfortable
with that, and, more importantly,
298
00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:19,960
you communicate that to each other.
299
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,960
So, during the hug, can I have
a slight squeeze of her arse
300
00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:24,960
if I feel it suits the character?
301
00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:29,320
How would you feel about that,
Aimee?
302
00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:30,960
Comfortable.
303
00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:32,960
Well, then, you've established
a secure space
304
00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:33,960
which allows that to happen.
305
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:40,960
So, if we both feel comfortable
with me tickling his balls,
306
00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:41,960
can we do it?
307
00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:45,960
Ooh, erm...
If you've established boundaries
308
00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:48,960
and the ball tickling falls
within those boundaries, then yeah.
309
00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:50,800
So as long as
we're both comfortable,
310
00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:52,960
we can really do all of that,
even if it's not in the script?
311
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,960
Yeah, as long as it...
312
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:55,960
So, I could wank him off?
313
00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:57,960
Then I could finish on her tits?
314
00:14:57,960 --> 00:15:00,960
I could wear a strap-on
and peg his arsehole on stage?
315
00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:03,960
Well, yeah...
Look, let's leave it there.
316
00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:05,960
Sometimes it's better to take
317
00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:09,320
a step back from communication
to um, reflect.
318
00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:13,160
THEY LAUGH
319
00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:16,800
See you later.
Oh!
320
00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:22,960
Put some respect on me name, lad!
I told you to stay away from her.
321
00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:26,960
I can't. We're acting together.
She's Juliet, I'm Romeo.
322
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,960
Then do the scenes separately
on a green screen
323
00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:30,960
and edit it together
in post-production!
324
00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:33,320
This is a play, not a movie.
325
00:15:33,320 --> 00:15:36,480
Always with the smart arse answers,
lad.
326
00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:38,960
You've left me no choice.
327
00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:40,960
There's a storm comin' for Aimee.
328
00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:42,960
MIMICS STORMY WIND
329
00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:45,960
Stay indoors, lad!
330
00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:49,960
You don't wanna
get caught in Storm Lewis.
331
00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:50,960
HE LAUGHS NASTILY
332
00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:53,960
Unless I tell you to come out,
cos I'm gonna smash your head in.
333
00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:09,960
TEXT ALERT
334
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:14,960
GASPS
335
00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:16,640
Did you hear that?
336
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:19,320
False alarm.
337
00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:20,960
THEY LAUGH
338
00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:22,960
HEAVY BREATHING
339
00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:24,960
# One love
340
00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:26,960
# One life... #
341
00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:28,800
PANTING
342
00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:32,960
# When it's one need
In the night... #
343
00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:36,960
MOANING
344
00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:42,800
PANTING AND MOANING
345
00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:52,960
Ted?
346
00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:55,480
Sorry I didn't reply
to your text before.
347
00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:57,960
Do you wanna come over
to mine instead, though?
348
00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:00,960
I've got a free house,
so we're alone then.
349
00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:02,960
I've got homework to sort out.
350
00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:05,960
Well, just come after your homework.
I've been missing you today.
351
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,960
I heard you in the toilets.
352
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:12,960
Are you following me?
353
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:14,960
No. I was in the cubicle
next to you,
354
00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:17,960
but I probably would have heard you
from the fucking gym!
355
00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:22,640
Why are you getting angry, Ted?
You're embarrassing yourself.
356
00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:24,960
Yeah, but I thought...
357
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,960
You thought that I like you?
358
00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:29,960
I do, I really like you,
and I wanna see where this goes,
359
00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:31,960
but at the same time,
I don't wanna be tied down.
360
00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:33,960
I'm exploring ethical non-monogamy.
361
00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:35,960
I thought you believed in soulmates.
362
00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:38,480
I do. One day, but right now...
363
00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:40,960
I just wanna have fun, Ted.
364
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:43,960
What do you mean by that?
365
00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:49,800
Look, I understand that this is
your first relationship,
366
00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:53,800
but you need to let me know
if you can handle this.
367
00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:03,960
Mia-Louise! Mia-Louise!
368
00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:05,960
Please, please, please...
369
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:06,960
Why didn't you reply to me
last night?
370
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:10,960
Cos Ziad, I know why you don't wanna
have sex with me.
371
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,960
OK, look, I'm sorry.
I was going to tell you.
372
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:15,960
I thought it would change things.
373
00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:18,800
It's a game changer, Ziad.
374
00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:20,960
Maybe if we get married,
things will be different.
375
00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:21,960
That's not how marriage works.
376
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:23,960
So, you don't want to be with me
any more?
377
00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:25,320
Well, do you wanna be with me?
378
00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:28,960
Of course I do! Look, it's just sex.
It doesn't change our connection.
379
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:31,160
Wait, so we're together,
380
00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:33,960
but then you just leave
to go and do that sometimes?
381
00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:35,960
Leave?
382
00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:38,960
You wanna do it in front of me?
383
00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:40,960
Shag guys!
384
00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:42,960
Cos you're into fellas!
385
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:44,960
No, I'm not.
386
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:47,960
Then why don't you wanna have sex
with me?
387
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,960
Cos what?
388
00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:53,960
Because I want to wait
until marriage.
389
00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:56,960
Oh! Oh, my God.
Well, thank God for that!
390
00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:59,960
OK, so you don't think
I'm a crazy religious person?
391
00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:02,960
Nah, nah. I'm just made up
you're not into fellas.
392
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:05,960
OK, good, because... Mia-Louise,
I want to go on a journey with you
393
00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:07,960
that elevates above the physical,
394
00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:10,800
that explores meanings that are
deeper and more everlasting,
395
00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:13,960
that can bind us together
as one eternal soul.
396
00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:15,960
HE MUTTERS
397
00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:19,960
And we can do some fingering.
398
00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:22,160
No, I can't do any sexual activity,
Mia-Louise.
399
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:24,960
What about, like, oral stuff?
400
00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:25,960
SHE GASPS
401
00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:26,960
Dry-humping!
402
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:32,960
Te-ed.
403
00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:34,480
You OK?
404
00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:36,960
I've never seen you cry before, lad.
405
00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:38,960
TED SNIFFS
406
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:40,960
Thomas just dump you?
407
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:43,960
Oh... I called it, you know?
408
00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:47,480
I said to the others,
he's way outta your league.
409
00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:49,320
He didn't dump me.
410
00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:50,960
Then what's up?
411
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:54,960
He wants to see me,
but see other people, too.
412
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:56,960
Isn't that what all gays do?
413
00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:57,960
No.
414
00:19:57,960 --> 00:19:59,960
Well, not everyone.
415
00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:02,960
I'm not sure that's what I want.
416
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:07,480
I understand, lad.
I'm onto something similar meself.
417
00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:08,960
What d'you mean?
418
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:09,960
Reece's ma.
419
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:15,960
I have these special moments
with her when I go round for tea.
420
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:18,960
I tell her that her corn beef hash
is stunning,
421
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:20,960
Hm!
422
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:26,960
Then I have to leave,
and it kills me,
423
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:30,960
cos I wanna see that smile
every second of every day.
424
00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:33,960
And then the questions
I'm left wrestling with are...
425
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:37,960
"Am I OK with just living off
these special moments?"
426
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:39,960
"Am I OK with not being all in?"
427
00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:42,960
SIGHS
428
00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:45,640
So... you bummed him yet, like?
429
00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:46,960
TUTS
430
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:50,640
# I know that I'm your homie
431
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:54,640
# I ain't just gonna let that go
432
00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:56,960
# Don't think that you can call me
433
00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:59,960
# Because you're feeling lonely. #
434
00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:03,800
Ommmmmmmm...
435
00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:05,960
and finished!
436
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:07,960
Oh. That was short.
437
00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:11,960
Yeah. This Islamic meditation's
a very quick one.
438
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:18,960
I mainly use it to strengthen me
mind to help with fasting, you know?
439
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:20,960
And me abstinence from sex.
440
00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:23,000
You abstain from sex?
441
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,960
Until marriage.
442
00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:28,960
It's easy to give in
to basic physical needs,
443
00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:30,960
but my brain's different.
444
00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:33,960
It needs to be
constantly challenged.
445
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,960
You must be so mentally strong, Mo.
446
00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:41,480
Yeah. With great power
comes great responsibility.
447
00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:45,960
I feel embarrassed.
448
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:48,320
What? No, no, no,
don't be embarrassed.
449
00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:49,960
You can tell me
how you feel about me.
450
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:52,960
I feel embarrassed because I've been
waiting for you to make a move
451
00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:55,960
and that was never gonna happen,
which obviously I respect.
452
00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:58,000
Waiting for ME to make a move?
453
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,960
You have changed me
so much spiritually, Mo,
454
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:05,960
and I've grown to really like you,
but I am a very sexual person,
455
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:07,960
who needs her mind and body
stimulated equally.
456
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:09,960
But, Grace, er...
457
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:11,960
I've been meaning to tell you this,
but...
458
00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:15,960
..I'm not actually
a practising Muslim.
459
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:18,960
Mo, don't change yourself for me.
460
00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:21,800
I respect your religion.
461
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:24,960
But I don't think I can be with you
knowing it won't turn sexual.
462
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:26,960
Goodbye, Mo.
463
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:28,960
I'm serious!
464
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:30,960
Ella-Grace!
465
00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:33,960
SIGHS
466
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:43,960
GROANS
467
00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:55,960
Thomas, I brought you back
to my area to show you some statues
468
00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:58,800
that will make you better
understand me.
469
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:00,960
RUSTLING
470
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:04,960
You asked me if I was ready for an
ethical non-monogamous relationship.
471
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:11,960
And now I know the answer. You see,
I've always been the tough guy.
472
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:15,480
No, no! Please don't hurt me!
473
00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:16,960
Do I get me fiver now, or what?
474
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:19,960
But you taught me that I don't have
to hide behind a tough guy image.
475
00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:24,640
You taught me that it's good to be
vulnerable and to lay yourself bare.
476
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:27,960
Then you can live moments you'll
remember for the rest of your life.
477
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:30,960
So yeah, I'm ready...
478
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:34,960
ready to tell you that you
can't use ethical non-monogamy
479
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:37,640
as an excuse
to treat people like shit!
480
00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:41,000
It's your choice if you want many,
even if it's at the same time.
481
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:46,960
But the clue's in the name.
482
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:48,960
"Ethical".
483
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:50,960
There's ways to go about it, lad.
484
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:55,960
Either way, it's not what I want,
cos I don't wanna be one of many.
485
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:57,960
I wanna be the one.
486
00:23:57,960 --> 00:23:59,960
Seen by only one.
487
00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:04,960
Isn't that truly what a soulmate is?
488
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:10,320
And our time together's made me
realise I wanna find that soulmate,
489
00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:11,960
so...
490
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:14,960
..goodbye, Thomas.
491
00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:19,960
You're the boss, lad.
492
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:21,320
He's too good for you.
493
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:25,960
Well done, kid.
494
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:30,960
OK?
495
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:32,960
God, any time, mate.
496
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:36,480
Yeah.
497
00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:38,960
Yeah.
498
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:40,960
You're taking the piss really,
aren't you?
499
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:43,320
Oh, no, mate. I'm genuinely curious.
500
00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:45,960
Yeah, look, I've got a list
of questions for you.
501
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:47,960
Here y'are, let me have a look...
502
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:52,960
You know when youse
are gonna have sex,
503
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:54,960
how do you know who bums who?
504
00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:56,000
LAUGHS
505
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,960
Come here,
me little curly-haired homophobe.
506
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:00,960
You've got so much to learn.
507
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:02,960
MUSIC: 'Anyone Who Had A Heart'
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