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♪ Wellness
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♪ It's 7:00am
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♪ I wake after
having had on average
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♪ Seven hours and
41 minutes sleep
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♪ I've analysed my
sleep over the years
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♪ And found this is the
perfect amount for me
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♪ I often got to Hyde
Park, take off my shoes
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♪ And stare at the
sun for 20 minutes
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♪ Being barefoot grounds me
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♪ And I receive
electrons from the Earth
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♪ I sun-stare because the UV
rays aren't toxic in my eyes
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♪ The first hour after sunrise
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♪ And it resets my
circadian rhythms
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♪ 8:30
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♪ Turn on my human charger
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♪ A device that shines light into
my ear and gives me energy...
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Big day today? Yep!
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♪ At some point between meetings
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♪ I try to have a shot
of activated charcoal
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♪ They sell it out of Pret now
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♪ Mm, we're so blessed
in Britain Cheers buddy.
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I love you! Seamus!
/ Seamus!
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Hey you. Seamus?
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I just wanted to say a quick hello-
Oh yeah! Sure, let's do this.
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Ok, here we go... Smile!
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Have a good day, you.
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Seamus! Hey, buddy.
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There's lots of-
WOMAN: Sorry...
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Seamus.
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They said we've got
to have it out by Thursday.
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Seamus! Hey, Tim!
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Seamus! Ah-ha-ha!
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Ndidi. Hi.
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Uh, have you two already met?
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Sort of. I'm Ndidi.
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Your producer. Oh, hi!
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God. I'm sorry, I
thought you were a...
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I thought you were a
fan! Oh no, I am a fan!
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But I'm-I'm also
a producer! Agh!
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I feel like a dick!
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Right, come on! Yeah, yeah.
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That's it so far. Seamus
O'Hannigan's TV show.
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It's fucking
amazing! When can I tweet about it?
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We're officially announcing at
noon. And there's been a change
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in location too. I don't know
if your agent's told you.
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No? We're broadcasting
from somewhere
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a bit different from the
norm. It's really exciting.
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Somewhere you know very
well. Begins with an I.
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Islington! Woo! I won't
even need a driver!
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No, no, no, no Ireland.
Northern Ireland.
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Belfast, to be precise.
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Belfast? We thought
you'd be happy.
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Isn't that where
you're from? Um...
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Well, my-my mum
was, yeah, but I...
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I haven't
been back for years.
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It's not ideal, but you only have
to be there one or two days a week.
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We're under pressure to produce
more content from outside London.
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It was Belfast or Cardiff, so
we thought with your background-
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This is good. I'm...
No, I'm-I'm happy.
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Give me a chance to...
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"get
back in touch wit' me roots".
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♪ YOUNG SPENCER:
Straight Outta Belfast
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♪ Straight out of Belfast
and I'm bringing the boys
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♪ I got on Luca on the beat,
we're bringing the noise
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♪ In the north, west,
south, and the east
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♪ I've reds, blues,
orange and greens
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♪ In the Woodvale,
Oldpark, GC, BS
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♪ Screaming skulls and the SRD
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♪ Ah, in the west,
Poleglass and Twinbrook
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♪ Ah, down Divis that
be spinning the wheels
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♪ Ain't no ah can do what we do
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♪ Bombing MD... Fuck it.
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♪ ..Keeper lit ya cunt, yee. ♪
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Damaged goods.
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Janet?
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I'll keep this brief, Janet.
You'll keep what brief?
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What I'm about to say to you.
What are you about to say?
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I'm about to say it if
you'll let me speak-
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Oh, I wouldn't call
this brief. Stop it!
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Stop everything you're doing.
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The swearing, lateness,
stealing-I don't swear.
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You swore at Jason.
He provoked me.
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Why, what did he
say? "Good morning"
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So, he said "good
morning" and you said...
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"Suck a fucking dick"? Who
says "good morning" anyway?
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I mean, what does he think he
is? A fucking Disney princess?!
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He's lucky I didn't punch him.
Janet, I do not enjoy firing people.
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But if you keep going like this-
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll stop it.
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I'll stop everything. Yeah.
Take the rest of the day off.
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Come in tomorrow with a new
attitude. I'll do it tonight.
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Do what?
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How's your mental
health these days?
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Suck a
fucking dick, Philip.
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The issue of setting up a truth
and Reconciliation Commission...
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The visiting group of senators
will be talking to the leaders
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of all the main parties to
try to find a way forward...
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Join me, Seamus O'Hannigan, for
a brand-new current affairs show
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broadcasting live from
Belfast this Sunday.
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This Sunday with
Seamus O'Hannigan.
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We'll be talking to the UK's
leading politicians and asking them
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the questions you want answered.
So join us this Sunday for
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This Sunday with Seamus O'Hannigan,
with me, Seamus O'Hannigan.
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Cut! It's a bit
repetitive isn't it?
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Yeah... A few too
many "This Sundays".
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Yeah. And too many
"Seamus O'Hannigans"?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah, maybe.
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Ndidi. Yeah?
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Ndidi? Yeah.
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Er... Sorry. Thanks.
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Are these... Are
these new pages?
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I thought you'd missed some important points.
/ Yeah.
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Let's not bring up
suicide, shall we?
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We don't want to lose our
audience in the first week.
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Northern Ireland has one of the
highest suicide rates in the UK.
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I thought we should at least-
Look, I get it Ndidi. You're...
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keen to make a
mark. But, um, hey,
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I've been doing this a long time.
So, let me try something, OK?
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What is unemployment?
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Wikipedia defines unemployment
as "the situation of actively
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looking for employment whilst
not currently being employed".
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Like these "lads" you
see standing next me.
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Here, in this divided
city, still reeling
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from the collective
national trauma
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of the conflict known
as "The Troubles".
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You can sense the
legacy of violence
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still resting on
their young shoulders.
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Now, to you or I they
may seem desperate,
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dangerous, criminal, even.
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Hello!
/ Fuck off. These young men...
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Dickhead. Seek
only one thing...
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Hope.
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Jesus fucking Christ! Who
are you calling dangerous?
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I wasn't actually calling
you-God! Everyone calm down.
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No! Stop it!
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We have permission
to film! Blah!
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Help! Jesus!
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Please, get off him!
Call the police!
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Leave me alone! Leave me alone!
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Help!
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Seamus!
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There he
is! Get after him!
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Fuck.
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Little shits! Come
here! Come back!
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We only want to talk to
you about your TV show.
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Fuck!
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Grab those legs!
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Help me!
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You saved my life.
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You saved mine.
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Fucking prick! They
took my phone. Wait!
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Can I just come in and, um...
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Please, er, can I call a taxi?
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Can a girl not kill
herself in peace today?!
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And as we enter
this year's marching season,
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tensions are rising
throughout the province...
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I'm fucking drenched.
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Fucking all over you.
Look at the state of yous.
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Fuckin' all over me.
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Of parades but as yet
no consensus has been...
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fighting this battle
for... starting to hot up,
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but the red team
and the blue team
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are trying to make a
profit of their own.
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Hello. Hi.
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Um, listen, would you... would
you mind if I wait inside?
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It's just there's
still some rather...
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unsavoury characters
out there and, um...
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Do you wanna watch TV?
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Y-Y-Yeah, yeah?
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There's nothing on. Oh?
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Oh! Shit my phone!
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How long did they say
they'd be? The taxi?
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Yeah. Um... Oh, er, about...
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20 minutes, so not long.
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No.
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Not long at all.
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You hungry?
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It's just toast.
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I wasn't planning on
having dinner tonight.
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So... why do you want
to kill yourself?
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What brings you to
Belfast? Oh, um...
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I'm, uh, presenting a TV series.
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You're presenting? Yes.
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A TV series? Yes.
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You're presenting? Yes.
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A TV series? Yes.
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Are you a TV presenter? Yeah.
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Fuck off! That was
quite sore actually.
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Are you famous?
Er, well kind of.
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Ow. Could you stop
hitting me please?
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Fuck! A famous TV presenter!
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In my kitchen!
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Do you really not
know who I am? No.
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I thought you did the way you
were looking at me in the bedroom.
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I wasn't looking at you in the bedroom.
/ You were.
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You were looking at me in the mirror.
/ I don't know what you're talking about.
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If anything, you were looking
at me. How would you know
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I was looking at you unless
you were looking at me?
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What's your TV show
called? Uh, it's called
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This Sunday with Seamus O'Hannigan.
Who's Seamus O'Hannigan?
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Well, I am. Oh.
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What other TV shows have you presented?
/ Uh...
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Well... Well, technically...
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OK, I came from radio-You're
not actually a TV presenter.
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Well, I mean I've
guest presented things.
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I've been a panellist
on other shows.
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What kind of shows?
The Politics Hour.
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Never heard of it.
Politics Today?
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Nope. The Political Notebook?
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I don't really follow politics. That's
probably why you haven't heard of me.
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Probably cos you're not really famous.
/ But I am quite famous.
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But not famous like Charlotte Crosby or Stacey Solomon.
/ Who are they?
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Geordie Shore?
Who's Geordie Shore?
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Oh no, don't worry, don't
worry, I-I'll look them up.
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Oh, fucking hell, my phone!
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How do you not know
who Stacey Solomon is?
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X Factor? I'm a Celebrity?
Celebrity Juice?
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Celebrity Gogglebox? Oh
jeez, you mean Reality TV?
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Jesus Christ, no. I mean,
that's just for ignorant morons
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who'd be better off shooting
themselves in the fucking face.
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No offence.
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That'll be your taxi.
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Yeah...
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Uh... Listen, are
you gonna be ok?
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Fuck!
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Oh fuck! Oh shit!
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Fuck, fuck, oh fuck.
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Fuck, oh shit.
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Oh? Oh fuck!
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Oh.
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Fucking hell!
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What are you doing here?
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I thought you were trying
to kill yourself again.
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I'm eating a bar of chocolate.
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Would you mind calling
me a taxi? Again?
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Please?
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Er, no, that's dead on.
I'll try someone else.
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I've rang every taxi
firm in East Belfast.
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They're all booked up. You
won't get a cab for hours.
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Oh... fuck.
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Is-Is there no one else you can
try? Look, mate, I'm not doing this
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all night! Sorry, yeah.
Ok. Well, thanks...
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I can walk, I suppose.
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Thanks for trying.
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You're welcome to stay
the night. Oh. Uh, well...
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Obviously, I don't mean-
No, I know, no I mean I-
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It's just it's late, you know-I
didn't think you meant anything.
248
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:32,039
Anyway, the offer's
there. I appreciate it.
249
00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:34,439
It's not an offer of anything more than a bed.
/ Right. Right.
250
00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:37,439
Oh and when I say bed, you know,
I don't mean, fucking-Gotcha.
251
00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:48,559
You can sleep on
the sofa. Thanks.
252
00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:54,000
Woo-hoo!
253
00:16:58,160 --> 00:17:00,759
Yeah!
254
00:17:12,580 --> 00:17:15,019
So, do I have to worry
about an irate husband
255
00:17:15,020 --> 00:17:19,099
coming home and finding a
strange man on his sofa?
256
00:17:19,100 --> 00:17:21,499
My husband's dead.
257
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:23,940
Oh. Sorry.
258
00:17:25,580 --> 00:17:27,860
He died two months
ago.
259
00:17:28,620 --> 00:17:31,059
Is that why you're depressed?
Who said I was depressed?
260
00:17:31,060 --> 00:17:33,619
Oh, um, well you were...
261
00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:37,059
You were trying to ki... Uh...
262
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I'd prefer not to
talk about it. OK.
263
00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:45,340
It's just, it-it's good to talk
about these things. You know.
264
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It's good to... It can be helpful
to get them off your chest.
265
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And I'm-I'm a very
good listener.
266
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Well, actually-In fact,
I-I-I once interviewed
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the former Archbishop of Canterbury,
Rowan Williams, and he said...
268
00:18:02,260 --> 00:18:06,019
he said, it was the best interview
he's ever done because...
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because I'm such
a good listener.
270
00:18:08,740 --> 00:18:11,299
Yeah, it might be good to talk about it, actually.
/ Yeah.
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Yeah...
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So, how did he
die? I killed him.
273
00:18:26,700 --> 00:18:28,539
What?
274
00:18:28,540 --> 00:18:30,580
I murdered him. Oh...
275
00:18:31,300 --> 00:18:33,300
It was a sex game gone wrong.
276
00:18:34,860 --> 00:18:37,660
I was dominating him
and I took it too far.
277
00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:42,659
I shoved a... what
do you call it?
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00:18:42,660 --> 00:18:45,699
It's like a... it's like
a vibrator, but it...
279
00:18:45,700 --> 00:18:47,619
it doesn't vibrate. A dildo?
280
00:18:47,620 --> 00:18:49,259
Dildo?
/ Yeah. Yeah, a dildo.
281
00:18:49,260 --> 00:18:52,060
Yeah, I shoved a dildo down
his throat and he, um...
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he choked on it.
283
00:18:59,140 --> 00:19:01,140
He choked on a dildo.
284
00:19:02,900 --> 00:19:05,180
Mm.
285
00:19:13,140 --> 00:19:15,219
I'm joking.
286
00:19:15,220 --> 00:19:17,220
Fu...
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He left me for another woman.
288
00:19:31,780 --> 00:19:33,620
Sleep tight.
289
00:20:18,140 --> 00:20:20,379
Hi. Jesus Christ!
290
00:20:20,380 --> 00:20:23,179
I couldn't sleep in my room
because of the broken window.
291
00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:25,220
Yeah. It's too cold.
292
00:21:49,020 --> 00:21:51,180
Hiya.
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00:21:52,100 --> 00:21:54,100
Hi.
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Better get ready
for work.
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'This Sunday with...'
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'Hello and welcome to the
very first... very first...
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Oh shit. Come on. This
Sunday with Seamus...
298
00:22:15,860 --> 00:22:17,899
Hello we're in
Belfast live for...'
299
00:22:17,900 --> 00:22:20,700
Morning.
300
00:22:23,100 --> 00:22:25,699
You alright?
301
00:22:25,700 --> 00:22:28,659
Yeah, just... just a bit
nervous.
302
00:22:28,660 --> 00:22:30,739
About this interview.
What interview?
303
00:22:30,740 --> 00:22:33,139
I'm interviewing the, uh...
304
00:22:33,140 --> 00:22:36,140
the Secretary of State
for Work and Pensions.
305
00:22:37,620 --> 00:22:40,139
You know, when I'm
nervous I sing.
306
00:22:40,140 --> 00:22:42,139
Sorry, you what? I
made up this wee song
307
00:22:42,140 --> 00:22:44,780
and I sing it to myself
whenever I feel nervous.
308
00:22:46,380 --> 00:22:48,379
Come on, let's hear it then.
309
00:22:48,380 --> 00:22:50,539
No, I don't think so.
Come on sing the song.
310
00:22:50,540 --> 00:22:52,619
No, I'm not singing it.
Please sing the song.
311
00:22:52,620 --> 00:22:55,099
I'm not singing it. It
really... I wanna hear-
312
00:22:55,100 --> 00:22:59,059
Don't be nervous.
Nerves are for dickheads.
313
00:22:59,060 --> 00:23:02,819
So, if you're nervous
that makes you a dickhead
314
00:23:02,820 --> 00:23:07,339
So, don't be...
315
00:23:07,340 --> 00:23:09,380
fucking nervous.
316
00:23:11,020 --> 00:23:13,139
Wow!
/ I knew you wouldn't fucking appreciate it.
317
00:23:13,140 --> 00:23:15,139
No, no, it's not that,
it's just, it's like,
318
00:23:15,140 --> 00:23:18,019
let's be honest, it doesn't rhyme at all.
/ So?
319
00:23:18,020 --> 00:23:19,859
Well, I mean, there's no tune.
320
00:23:19,860 --> 00:23:22,340
I mean, you couldn't
categorise it as a song.
321
00:23:23,460 --> 00:23:27,060
Well, it's worked
though, hasn't it? How?
322
00:23:28,260 --> 00:23:30,860
It's... You're not
worrying anymore.
323
00:23:47,140 --> 00:23:48,819
Yeah.
324
00:23:48,820 --> 00:23:50,979
♪ RYAN MCMULLAN: RUTHLESS CUPID
325
00:23:50,980 --> 00:23:53,500
♪ Don't wanna leave
but I gotta go home
326
00:23:54,380 --> 00:23:57,259
♪ Where'd you come
from, where did you go?
327
00:23:57,260 --> 00:24:00,619
♪ I don't recall
ever feeling so low
328
00:24:00,620 --> 00:24:04,379
♪ Washed up and burned
out, 30 years old
329
00:24:04,380 --> 00:24:07,099
♪ I'm holding out
for a little romance
330
00:24:07,100 --> 00:24:10,219
♪ But nobody's ever
said "shut up and dance"
331
00:24:10,220 --> 00:24:13,499
♪ Like the way that you did babe
332
00:24:13,500 --> 00:24:18,020
♪ Yeah, you made
me feel something
333
00:24:20,660 --> 00:24:22,899
What? ♪
Oh, honey come back
334
00:24:22,900 --> 00:24:25,100
♪ You never told me your name
335
00:24:27,860 --> 00:24:31,259
♪ What kind of game
have you got me in?
336
00:24:31,260 --> 00:24:34,139
♪ Whatever it is,
I'd let you win
337
00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:37,579
♪ Oh, now I see you
with some other guy
338
00:24:37,580 --> 00:24:40,179
♪ Washed up and pissed off...
If you can't stand the heat,
339
00:24:40,180 --> 00:24:42,499
then get out of the kitchen.
I hope you've enjoyed
340
00:24:42,500 --> 00:24:44,539
this first show
as much as I have.
341
00:24:44,540 --> 00:24:46,979
Thanks for joining us.
See you next Sunday.
342
00:24:50,340 --> 00:24:53,499
Keep her lit, Seamus.
343
00:24:53,500 --> 00:24:55,899
Well done Seamus,
that was brilliant.
344
00:24:55,900 --> 00:24:58,459
We love you Seamus!
345
00:24:58,460 --> 00:25:01,859
Get on Seamus.
346
00:25:01,860 --> 00:25:05,100
♪ Oh, honey come back, you
never told me your name
347
00:25:06,700 --> 00:25:08,659
Good morning.
348
00:25:08,660 --> 00:25:14,139
♪ I should've known it
would always end up this way
349
00:25:14,140 --> 00:25:17,579
♪ Oh, Cupid, you're ruthless
350
00:25:17,580 --> 00:25:20,899
♪ Oh, Cupid, I'm just stupid
351
00:25:20,900 --> 00:25:25,020
♪ But Cupid, this goose
chase ain't over yet. ♪
352
00:25:37,380 --> 00:25:39,619
Ladies and Gentlemen,
353
00:25:39,620 --> 00:25:42,259
we are experiencing a little
turbulence coming into London.
354
00:25:42,260 --> 00:25:44,179
Please remain in your
seats as the captain has
355
00:25:44,180 --> 00:25:45,899
put on the fasten
your seatbelt sign.
356
00:25:54,340 --> 00:25:56,979
Don't be nervous.
357
00:25:56,980 --> 00:25:58,780
Nerves are for dickheads.
358
00:26:01,140 --> 00:26:04,299
So, if you're nervous,
it makes you a dickhead.
359
00:26:04,300 --> 00:26:07,819
So, don't be...
360
00:26:07,820 --> 00:26:09,860
fucking nervous.
361
00:26:20,100 --> 00:26:21,779
Huh.
362
00:26:35,140 --> 00:26:37,579
Seamus? I thought you
were still in Ireland.
363
00:26:37,580 --> 00:26:39,579
I just got back.
364
00:26:39,580 --> 00:26:41,299
Oh my God, what
happened to your face?
365
00:26:41,300 --> 00:26:43,739
I was attacked by a gang
of thugs in Belfast.
366
00:26:43,740 --> 00:26:46,180
Why didn't you call me?
They stole my phone.
367
00:26:46,860 --> 00:26:48,860
Hi. Hi.
368
00:26:51,380 --> 00:26:54,059
Did-Did you still do the
show? Didn't you watch it?
369
00:26:54,060 --> 00:26:56,539
Sorry, I actually was
filming all night.
370
00:26:56,540 --> 00:26:58,660
Did you see my interview
in The Observer?
371
00:27:32,860 --> 00:27:35,619
They mentioned you a lot.
Me? It's not about me.
372
00:27:35,620 --> 00:27:39,139
You're a totally brilliant
actor in your own right.
373
00:27:39,140 --> 00:27:41,740
I'm so sick of this
patriarchal bullshit!
374
00:27:45,580 --> 00:27:47,580
Shall we go for dinner?
375
00:27:51,100 --> 00:27:53,140
♪ THE VACCINES: If You Wanna
376
00:28:10,860 --> 00:28:13,779
♪ Well, I don't want to
wake up in the morning
377
00:28:13,780 --> 00:28:17,219
♪ But I've got to face the day
378
00:28:17,220 --> 00:28:19,099
♪ That's what all the friends
379
00:28:19,100 --> 00:28:23,660
♪ I do not like
as much as you say
380
00:28:24,340 --> 00:28:27,299
♪ I don't want to do
things independently
381
00:28:27,300 --> 00:28:30,259
♪ But I can't make you stay
382
00:28:30,260 --> 00:28:32,219
♪ That's what all the friends
383
00:28:32,220 --> 00:28:36,540
♪ I do not like
as much as you say
384
00:28:40,020 --> 00:28:43,019
♪ But if you wanna come back
it's alright, it's alright
385
00:28:43,020 --> 00:28:46,019
♪ It's alright if
you wanna come back
386
00:28:46,020 --> 00:28:49,299
♪ Do you wanna come back?
It's alright, it's alright
387
00:28:49,300 --> 00:28:53,220
♪ It's alright if you
wanna come back to me
388
00:28:57,220 --> 00:28:59,899
♪ Alone
389
00:28:59,900 --> 00:29:02,860
♪ All alone
390
00:29:03,740 --> 00:29:09,139
♪ I, I am on my own
391
00:29:09,140 --> 00:29:11,579
♪ Alone
392
00:29:11,580 --> 00:29:15,339
♪ All alone
393
00:29:15,340 --> 00:29:20,579
♪ I, I am on my own
394
00:29:20,580 --> 00:29:24,099
♪ But if you wanna come back
it's alright, it's alright
395
00:29:24,100 --> 00:29:26,659
♪ It's alright if
you wanna come back
396
00:29:26,660 --> 00:29:29,819
♪ Do you wanna come back?
It's alright, it's alright
397
00:29:29,820 --> 00:29:33,140
♪ It's alright if you
wanna come back to me
398
00:29:43,780 --> 00:29:47,339
♪ But do you wanna come back?
It's alright, it's alright
399
00:29:47,340 --> 00:29:49,899
♪ It's alright if
you wanna come back
400
00:29:49,900 --> 00:29:53,059
♪ Do you wanna come back?
It's alright, it's alright
401
00:29:53,060 --> 00:29:55,659
♪ It's alright if
you wanna come back
402
00:29:55,660 --> 00:29:58,899
♪ Do you wanna come back?
It's alright, it's alright
403
00:29:58,900 --> 00:30:01,419
♪ It's alright if
you wanna come back
404
00:30:01,420 --> 00:30:04,739
♪ Do you wanna come back?
It's alright, it's alright
405
00:30:04,740 --> 00:30:08,620
♪ It's alright if you
wanna come back to me. ♪
406
00:30:41,260 --> 00:30:44,540
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