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"Teddy Thompson, Pasadena" s
number one real estate agent.
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Don"t just dream it.
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- "Own it."
- Own it!
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That picture"s plastered on
the side of every bus in town.
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Mmm.
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Ironic that yesterday
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I got plastered on
the front of one.
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Ooh, well, I will not use the
word "plastered" in your obituary.
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Uh, "splattered"?
Oh, I"ll work on it.
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So this is a real fixer-upper.
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When are you gonna fix it?
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Morning, Nell. Haven"t
received your rent yet.
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Also, there is something aggressively
stinking up your side of the refrigerator.
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Oh, sorry. I... I don"t have
any more checks or money.
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And, um, that smell
is a combination
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of leftover soups from last week
I"m gonna have for lunch today.
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Gross. Just make sure you remove
your Frankensoups from the apartment
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on your way to work, which
is none of my business,
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but I do think that should"ve
been, like, 20 minutes ago.
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What? What? No. Damn it! Ugh!
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So, you"re a renter?
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I just don"t think
I can represent you.
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When I died, I was this close to
closing on a $10 million listing.
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I"m strictly in
the luxury market.
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What kind of property am I?
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A condo near the airport
whose value is depreciating.
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I am not depreciating.
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If you could send it out for me,
that would be great. Thank you.
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- Sam! Ugh.
- Hey!
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- Sam, am I depreciating?
- Mm-hmm?
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Oh, is this a skin care thing? Because
if so, I have an off-brand retinol
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that"ll just burn an entire
layer off of your face by Monday.
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Ooh, no. Ah. I mean,
metaphorically.
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I-I-I"m afraid I might be
growing mold in my basement.
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Oh, yeah, honey. I don"t
think I have a cream for that.
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I"ve been here for a year, you
know. Do they consider me an asset?
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What? Of course they do. You are
smart, you are fun to be around,
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and you are the only one strong
enough to lift the Sparkletts.
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All right, people, listen up.
It"s time for some housecleaning.
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Now, my father, the owner and publisher of
this paper, the reason you"re all alive,
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is coming here today, and
everything needs to be perfect.
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I"m not stressed. You"re not
stressed. Nobody"s stressed.
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All right? So why don"t we
just all clear our cubicles
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of any unprofessional and
non-news-related personal effects?
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What is this?
"Live, laugh, love."
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More like, "Barf, barf, barf."
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Sam, can I stash a couple
photos of the kids in here?
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They"re adorable and joyful,
everything Mr. Rhodes hates.
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- Yeah, sure. Bring it in.
- Okay.
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- Oh, God.
- What?
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Dennis, you"ve been fostering
for a couple of months.
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How do you have
so many pictures?
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I just want to
capture every moment.
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- Look at this.
- Okay.
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It"s the first day Ben
and I brought them home.
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- Very sweet.
- Yeah.
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- First time in the living room.
- Well...
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First time in the dining room.
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Oh. First time in the hallway.
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Okay, sweetheart.
Get it together.
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- Parenting is not that great.
- Sam. Dennis.
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Here are the binders you"ll need
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for the major presentation
I"ve prepared for my father.
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Ooh, this is a chance for
you to increase your value.
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- Ask for a binder.
- Can I have a binder?
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Nell, oh, you surprised me.
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You"re always lurking about like a little
church mouse. What do you need a binder for?
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I"d like to be in the meeting. I have
a decade of journalistic experience.
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I-I think I could bring
some value to the table.
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Nell, over the past year,
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I"ve come to know you as a friend to Sam
and also an acquaintance/employee to me.
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So I don"t want you to
take this the wrong way,
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but it"s just that my father needs
to see the very best of the paper,
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and you are, um...
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The worst.
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That wasn"t very nice, Mason.
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Ah, what a scamp. Come
on, A-team. Let"s go.
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- Mason got a binder?
- I don"t know. I'm so sorry.
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Good morning, everyone.
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Great to see you again
if we"ve met before.
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Wow, nice shirt. We"re
gonna buy you a mirror.
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- I"ll remove it, sir.
- Good call.
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It"s a pleasure to
see you, Father.
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Alexis. You"re looking as stern
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as your grandmother
more and more every day.
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And you look wealthy, Father.
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Mmm.
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I"m excited you're here
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to review the progress
of the crown jewel
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of the Rhodes family
corporate holdings.
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I have put together a
thorough presentation
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with some of my top people
and their giant binders.
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They"re... They're very heavy.
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No spoilers, but
I"m also excited
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to tell you that
circulation is up 3%.
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Ah, 3%, like the milk.
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Yes.
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Step away from my father"s
array of special treats.
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Sorry, these scones are so dry.
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It"s like eating a bath bomb.
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And who is that with the crumbs?
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Oh, she"s just the obituary
writer. She has no binder.
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It"s still in my throat.
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You know, actually,
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she is the one that
I came here to see.
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Did he say me?
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You see, I"ve been reflecting
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on my very important
life lately,
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and I think it"s
time to consider
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what the world
will read about me
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when I"m gone.
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Titan. Maverick.
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Titan of all mavericks.
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See, these are all words
used to describe me.
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Of course. Accurate
ones at that.
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Yep. You know what? Finish up
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whatever you"re doing
with your mouth,
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and, uh, let"s get to work, huh?
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But Nell is one of our
more insignificant workers.
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If you wanted to
work with one of
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our more significant people, uh,
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me"s available.
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Ah, no need, darling.
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I"m gonna talk to Mel.
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- "I"ll just talk to Mel."
- Mm-hmm.
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Oh.
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It is very nice to finally meet you,
Mr. Rhodes. You have a lovely newspaper.
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Aw, well, it"s nice
to meet you as well.
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And I haven"t read
your writing yet,
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but judging from your hands,
you"re a really hard worker.
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Thanks. I have seasonal eczema.
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Ah.
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So, let me ask you,
how does this work?
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Do I, uh, dictate to
you? Do I act out scenes?
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Oh, uh, typically, you know, I do
some research, talk to loved ones.
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Could you get that for me?
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Whew.
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Okay. So, tell me what might be
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the first thing you want people to
know about you when you"re gone.
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Oh, wow. I"m really not good
off the t... top of my head.
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In 1987,
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I acquired two of the most dominant
light bulb retail chains in America,
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The Light Bulb Plus and
The Light Bulb Stop,
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and I merged them into
Light Bulb Chalet.
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Okay. That"s pretty good.
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And it cut 2,000
jobs nationwide.
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I"m sure they all just
went back to school.
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What"s that smell?
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Oh, I remember you. You"re
Nell's adult roommate.
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You look even less
rugged in the daytime.
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And you "re Nell"s
unapproachable, controlling boss.
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Where"d you get your suit?
Nancy Reagan"s grave?
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No, but it is from
her collection.
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Has anyone ever told you you
resemble a stalk of asparagus?
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You look like you"ve
eaten all the lemons.
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You look like someone who can"t eat dairy
and loves to tell everyone about it.
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You look like you want
to talk to my manager.
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I "m waiting for my father. He"s
here to spend the day with me.
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- Why are you here?
- Nell"s leftovers.
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Ah. Her cubicle is, um...
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Oh, it"s somewhere over
there. It"s the sticky one.
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Good luck saving the grass or
whatever it is you care about.
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Good luck with the War on Drugs.
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All right. So, how"s it
reading? Is it humming yet?
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Maybe not yet, but, you
know, trust the process.
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"Even with my story about how
I ended the minors" strike?
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- Mmm.
- You understand
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when I say minors,
I mean children.
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- I got that.
- Okay.
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Um, but, as of now, it"s sounding
a little less "celebration of life"
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and a little more like what a villain says
to you as they lower you into a volcano.
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Well, see, that "s... that"s
no good. Th-This is my legacy.
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This is how people
are gonna remember me.
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So... So what do I do? Just...
Just be honest with me, Mel.
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Okay. Y-You want
me to be honest?
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My name is Nell.
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- Mel.
- Nell.
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- Nell with...
- Nell, Nell, Nell.
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- Yeah.
- Oh.
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You know, this is either the first time
that I "ve gotten someone"s name wrong
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or the first time that
someone"s corrected me.
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All right. Tell me more.
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Well, I find that people connect
most with the... the simpler things.
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Ah.
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You know, the struggles
someone overcomes,
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um, the good they"ve done.
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Of course, the good...
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Well, that should
be easy enough.
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- Okay.
- How do we put some good in my obituary?
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By being good.
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- By being good.
- Yeah.
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Of course. Do you
know something?
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This is the most fascinating conversation
that I"ve had in my entire life.
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- Wow.
- I wanna keep talking.
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- Come on.
- Oh. Okay.
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I"ll tell you... tell you
what, "By being good."
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How do I not know that?
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Lexi "s dad thinks
I"m fascinating.
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"Fascinating," he said. How"s
that for increasing value?
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Your neighborhood is on the come-up.
Get ready to pay $12 a latte, honey.
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Oh.
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Are you ready for lunch, Father?
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I am. I"m going with Nell.
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Oh, and that"s her name, everyone.
So let"s stop saying it wrong.
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Of course, if she"ll
have me, that is.
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You know what? Lunch sounds
great to me, Mr. Rhodes.
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Okay. Your driver or mine?
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Uh, yours.
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Mine.
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Very well. Exactly how I planned
and wanted things to happen.
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Why are you still here? Shouldn"t
you be milking an almond?
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I couldn"t find Nell's desk.
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She"s having lunch with
my father, which is fine.
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Doesn"t seem fine.
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It seems like you actually have
some pretty serious daddy issues.
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What do you know? You look like
a mop with student loan debt.
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You look like you just
got fired from Sephora.
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Hmm.
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So, I"ve been
thinking about this,
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and there are some things that
you can do to be a better person
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and have an impressive obituary,
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for example, charity.
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Oh, yeah.
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You know, I"ve given a-a lot of
money to charity over the years.
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And, uh, I even gave my entire
Malibu estate to my ex-wife.
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Yeah, didn"t care for it.
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Well, m-maybe you"d enjoy,
uh, giving to charity
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if you gave it to something you love,
like, uh, n-name something you love.
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- Money.
- You wanna donate your money to money?
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Yes. And, uh, how
does one do that?
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That finger better be telling me how many
bottles of wine you want in your order,
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- or you"re about to lose that hand.
- I am so sorry, Cricket.
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- Hmm.
- Mr. Rhodes is Lexi"s dad.
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- That tracks.
- Ouch.
235
00:10:40,398 --> 00:10:43,273
Well, I"ve never had anyone
apologize for me before.
236
00:10:43,297 --> 00:10:44,965
- But I love it.
- Uh...
237
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Tell me what I did wrong.
238
00:10:46,542 --> 00:10:49,832
So, when your server approaches,
you make eye contact,
239
00:10:49,856 --> 00:10:51,281
- greet them...
- Okay.
240
00:10:51,305 --> 00:10:53,387
- Say something nice. Mm-hmm.
- All righty.
241
00:10:53,411 --> 00:10:55,838
Hello, I"d like to
buy you a plane.
242
00:10:55,862 --> 00:10:57,460
- Well, no, that "s too much. That"s...
- No?
243
00:10:57,484 --> 00:10:58,530
- That was too far.
- Okay.
244
00:10:58,554 --> 00:11:00,463
Maybe something more relatable.
245
00:11:00,487 --> 00:11:02,776
Got it.
246
00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:05,986
Yowza, you can do
Shakespeare off that balcony.
247
00:11:06,010 --> 00:11:07,815
S-Sorry.
248
00:11:07,839 --> 00:11:10,335
Never... Never comment
on a woman"s body.
249
00:11:10,359 --> 00:11:12,993
But body and plane
are my two best moves.
250
00:11:13,017 --> 00:11:16,686
You have to make someone feel
seen, you know, and appreciated.
251
00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:20,656
What am I supposed to do?
Compliment her on her shoes?
252
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:21,691
- Sure.
- Yeah.
253
00:11:21,715 --> 00:11:23,924
Yeah, that seems
safe. Give it a whirl.
254
00:11:25,443 --> 00:11:26,789
I like your shoes.
255
00:11:27,203 --> 00:11:28,353
Thank you.
256
00:11:28,377 --> 00:11:29,803
Look at that.
257
00:11:29,827 --> 00:11:32,391
- Really? It-It"s-It's that easy?
- Really.
258
00:11:32,415 --> 00:11:35,601
Yeah. It might not be
building a school for orphans,
259
00:11:35,625 --> 00:11:39,560
but you just made a
normal human connection.
260
00:11:40,285 --> 00:11:41,677
Thank you, Nell.
261
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,195
You"re welcome, Mr. Rhodes.
262
00:11:43,219 --> 00:11:45,853
Oh, congratulations, everybody.
263
00:11:45,877 --> 00:11:47,396
And you owe me a plane.
264
00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:53,033
Please tell me
there"s more coffee.
265
00:11:53,057 --> 00:11:55,829
It ain"t fresh, but it
does the trick, am I right?
266
00:11:55,853 --> 00:11:57,751
Amen to that, right?
267
00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:01,558
- Wait. Why are you here?
- I"m kind of on a break.
268
00:12:01,582 --> 00:12:04,872
- You don"t work here.
- Not on my break I don"t.
269
00:12:04,896 --> 00:12:08,634
Yeah, I"m not gonna move on
from this. Why are you here?
270
00:12:08,658 --> 00:12:12,708
Uh, Sam, Edward is here today
because he is my lawyer.
271
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,192
But he"s an
environmental lawyer.
272
00:12:14,216 --> 00:12:16,712
Exactly. I"m currently in
litigation with a spruce.
273
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:19,784
But he is done,
and on his way out.
274
00:12:19,808 --> 00:12:21,544
Yeah. Are you okay?
275
00:12:21,568 --> 00:12:24,202
Are you sure today is the
best day to start suing trees?
276
00:12:24,226 --> 00:12:28,413
Oh, it"s like they say, "There"s
never a great time to sue a tree."
277
00:12:28,437 --> 00:12:29,759
I"m fine, Sam.
278
00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:31,036
Okay.
279
00:12:31,060 --> 00:12:33,211
Be sure to sign the card
for Steve"s birthday.
280
00:12:33,235 --> 00:12:34,902
You don"t work here.
281
00:12:34,926 --> 00:12:36,455
Why are you still here?
282
00:12:36,479 --> 00:12:40,045
I came for a cup of coffee
and to see if you wanted me to
283
00:12:40,069 --> 00:12:42,876
"hug you from behind and
navigate the belly button."
284
00:12:42,900 --> 00:12:44,498
Are you referring to
earlier in the hallway
285
00:12:44,522 --> 00:12:45,775
when I pinned you
against the wall,
286
00:12:45,799 --> 00:12:47,639
kissed you hard and
you kissed me back?
287
00:12:47,663 --> 00:12:50,055
It was nothing. Forget
about it. I have.
288
00:12:50,079 --> 00:12:53,956
I know that laugh. I heard
it once before as a child.
289
00:12:53,980 --> 00:12:55,705
I was roller-skating and fell.
290
00:12:59,468 --> 00:13:02,067
What are they laughing
about? Is she even funny?
291
00:13:02,091 --> 00:13:05,646
Have you heard her breakfast
puns? They are "egg-cellent."
292
00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:10,420
Well, I wanna thank you for a
very enlightening day, Nell.
293
00:13:10,444 --> 00:13:12,353
Oh, thank you, Mr. Rhodes.
294
00:13:12,377 --> 00:13:17,807
Ah, Mr. Rhodes is my cat. I named
him after me. Call me Duncan.
295
00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:21,915
Thank you, Duncan. I also had
a really enlightening day.
296
00:13:21,939 --> 00:13:23,606
And me.
297
00:13:23,630 --> 00:13:26,851
You went from a teardown to a modern
farmhouse in a good school district.
298
00:13:26,875 --> 00:13:31,465
You know, I don"t use the term "moxie"
often because, uh, well, I don"t want to,
299
00:13:32,881 --> 00:13:34,341
but I do have to say
I think you"ve got it.
300
00:13:34,365 --> 00:13:37,782
And I"m gonna be
giving you a raise.
301
00:13:38,334 --> 00:13:40,105
- Really?
- Oh, yeah.
302
00:13:40,129 --> 00:13:41,969
Thank you, Mr. Rhodes.
303
00:13:41,993 --> 00:13:46,042
Wow. I mean, thank
you, Duncan. Duncster?
304
00:13:46,066 --> 00:13:47,941
- Too far.
- Duncan.
305
00:13:47,965 --> 00:13:49,518
Alexis.
306
00:13:51,175 --> 00:13:52,635
Yes, Father, do-do you need me?
307
00:13:52,659 --> 00:13:54,395
- Ye... I sure do.
- Oh.
308
00:13:54,419 --> 00:13:56,570
I-In the sense that
I need your office.
309
00:13:56,594 --> 00:13:58,641
I just gave your
Nell here a raise,
310
00:13:58,665 --> 00:14:02,645
and we"re gonna go up there and
celebrate with Scotch by the fire.
311
00:14:02,669 --> 00:14:05,510
A midday libation. How lovely.
312
00:14:05,534 --> 00:14:08,996
- And I will see you up there in ten, huh?
- Mm-hmm.
313
00:14:09,020 --> 00:14:11,309
All right, ding-dong.
Get back in there.
314
00:14:11,333 --> 00:14:12,689
- Let"s do this.
- Wow.
315
00:14:12,713 --> 00:14:14,381
Stop talking.
316
00:14:14,405 --> 00:14:16,141
You"re not gonna believe this.
317
00:14:16,165 --> 00:14:18,695
Mr. Rhodes is totally obsessed
with me, and he values my opinion,
318
00:14:18,719 --> 00:14:20,249
and he just gave me a raise.
319
00:14:20,273 --> 00:14:22,423
What? Are you joking me
right now? Oh, my gosh.
320
00:14:22,447 --> 00:14:24,356
We have to celebrate.
You so deserve this.
321
00:14:24,380 --> 00:14:26,393
I smell a shopping
trip to Neiman"s.
322
00:14:26,417 --> 00:14:29,672
Or maybe to Marshalls. We"re
still in journalism, so...
323
00:14:29,696 --> 00:14:32,261
Either way, I am
so proud of you.
324
00:14:32,285 --> 00:14:33,710
- Thank you.
- Oh.
325
00:14:33,734 --> 00:14:36,506
- And now maybe that you have an in...
- Uh-huh.
326
00:14:36,530 --> 00:14:40,510
You could use that to get him to
give Lexi some attention, you know?
327
00:14:40,534 --> 00:14:43,859
Like, deep down, I think she just really
wants some attention from her dad.
328
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:47,897
Mmm, pass. No, she"s been
a total jerk to me. No.
329
00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:49,899
- I"m gonna take that as a "maybe." Okay?
- Huh?
330
00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:52,177
So you can think about it because
I"m genuinely worried about her.
331
00:14:52,201 --> 00:14:55,756
Every time I see her, she looks like
she"s falling apart more and more.
332
00:14:56,826 --> 00:14:57,862
Hello.
333
00:14:58,759 --> 00:15:00,140
She looks all right to me.
334
00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:03,695
Mm-hmm. Oh.
335
00:15:04,662 --> 00:15:06,467
Mmm.
336
00:15:06,491 --> 00:15:10,195
That tastes like
an expensive shoe.
337
00:15:10,219 --> 00:15:15,638
You know, my doctor says this is bad
for my liver, so I had him killed.
338
00:15:17,088 --> 00:15:20,723
Ah, yes. You "re so
bad, it"s illegal.
339
00:15:20,747 --> 00:15:23,139
Oh, it"s so weird
relaxing in here.
340
00:15:23,163 --> 00:15:27,212
I"m usually getting yelled at
by Lexi or insulted by Lexi
341
00:15:27,236 --> 00:15:29,387
or just having insults
yelled at me by Lexi.
342
00:15:29,411 --> 00:15:32,390
Yeah. When you"re a Rhodes,
you have a lot to live up to.
343
00:15:32,414 --> 00:15:33,794
Yeah, I bet.
344
00:15:40,215 --> 00:15:42,331
You know, Duncan, I...
345
00:15:42,355 --> 00:15:45,437
I feel kind of bad for Lexi.
346
00:15:45,461 --> 00:15:48,820
I think it"s kind of driving her crazy
that you"re ignoring her for someone else.
347
00:15:48,844 --> 00:15:51,857
- Oh, it always does. Cheers.
- Cheers.
348
00:15:51,881 --> 00:15:55,931
Wait. No cheers. What do you...
What do you mean it always does?
349
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,484
Well, that"s how I motivate her.
350
00:15:57,508 --> 00:15:59,693
You see, whenever I
think she"s slacking,
351
00:15:59,717 --> 00:16:04,491
like when she"s pleased about a
measly 3% increase in circulation,
352
00:16:04,515 --> 00:16:07,943
I find someone who I
know gets under her skin,
353
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,324
and I shower them with
praise and attention.
354
00:16:10,348 --> 00:16:14,939
That just drives her to work
harder to win my affection.
355
00:16:15,388 --> 00:16:17,262
Are you serious?
356
00:16:17,286 --> 00:16:19,851
- That"s kind of terrible.
- And effective.
357
00:16:19,875 --> 00:16:22,958
One time, when she was under
performing in boarding school,
358
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:28,101
I befriended her roommate, Sarah.
Spent Thanksgiving with her.
359
00:16:28,125 --> 00:16:32,105
God, that kid was so
boring. Really into maps.
360
00:16:32,129 --> 00:16:36,695
Anyway, Lexi that year graduated
at the top of her class.
361
00:16:36,719 --> 00:16:39,526
So y-you were just using me
to manipulate your daughter?
362
00:16:39,550 --> 00:16:41,355
Well, I knew you were perfect
363
00:16:41,379 --> 00:16:46,936
when I saw how nauseated she looked
watching you choke down that scone.
364
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,630
I feel nauseous.
365
00:16:57,602 --> 00:17:03,022
Can"t believe I was some
pawn in Duncan"s weird game.
366
00:17:03,953 --> 00:17:06,001
I obviously can"t
take that raise.
367
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:09,028
I"m always gonna be a
condo by the airport.
368
00:17:11,927 --> 00:17:14,837
You know that $10
million listing I had?
369
00:17:14,861 --> 00:17:18,151
It had ocean views, wine
cellar, infinity pool.
370
00:17:18,175 --> 00:17:21,223
I get it, Teddy
Thompson. I get it.
371
00:17:21,247 --> 00:17:23,570
But it also had termites,
372
00:17:23,594 --> 00:17:27,194
a cracked chimney and
a crumbling foundation.
373
00:17:27,218 --> 00:17:31,578
When I saw that inspection report,
it felt like getting hit by a bus
374
00:17:31,602 --> 00:17:34,950
because I was reading it on my
phone when I got hit by a bus.
375
00:17:35,606 --> 00:17:37,204
- Ouch.
- The point is,
376
00:17:37,228 --> 00:17:39,620
it doesn"t matter how fancy
you are on the outside
377
00:17:39,644 --> 00:17:41,681
when your foundation
is crumbling.
378
00:17:43,786 --> 00:17:46,065
I can tell you"ve got
a good foundation.
379
00:17:47,238 --> 00:17:48,526
- Do I though?
- Yes.
380
00:17:48,550 --> 00:17:51,632
I knew I was taking away
Lexi"s dad's attention.
381
00:17:51,656 --> 00:17:55,119
I didn"t even care. I was so-so
focused on feeling valued.
382
00:17:55,143 --> 00:17:58,708
In your defense, you were trying to
teach him how to be a better person.
383
00:17:58,732 --> 00:18:00,009
Which I failed at too.
384
00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:03,575
I didn"t get through
to him at all.
385
00:18:03,599 --> 00:18:05,774
He didn"t even care
about his obituary.
386
00:18:07,603 --> 00:18:09,674
Maybe because he
hasn"t read it yet.
387
00:18:11,642 --> 00:18:14,093
Or he can"t read.
One of the two.
388
00:18:15,818 --> 00:18:17,141
Duncan Wilson Rhodes
389
00:18:17,165 --> 00:18:18,556
was a titan of the
publishing, vitamin
390
00:18:18,580 --> 00:18:20,316
and light bulb industries.
391
00:18:20,340 --> 00:18:23,078
He was a wildly influential
businessman who lived a successful life
392
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,770
by any metric except for one,
393
00:18:25,794 --> 00:18:27,594
his relationships with
the people in his life.
394
00:18:28,935 --> 00:18:30,119
"♪ Well, I" ve
been out walking ♪
395
00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:32,225
He is survived by Alexis,
396
00:18:32,249 --> 00:18:35,780
a former Olympian and current
editor of the SoCal Independent.
397
00:18:35,804 --> 00:18:39,335
"Alexis particularly strived to attain
both her father"s business acumen
398
00:18:39,359 --> 00:18:41,165
and his affection.
399
00:18:41,189 --> 00:18:44,616
While she succeeded in the
former, she never got the latter
400
00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:47,792
"because Duncan" s passing
came before he could realize
401
00:18:47,816 --> 00:18:52,107
that it"s not the business ledgers that
really tally the worth of your life.
402
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,832
- There you go.
- It"s the value
403
00:18:53,856 --> 00:18:56,180
of the relationships
you have with others...
404
00:18:56,204 --> 00:19:01,254
This one goes first because I took
it five minutes before this one.
405
00:19:01,278 --> 00:19:05,844
And the impact that we
have on those people.
406
00:19:05,868 --> 00:19:08,537
Perhaps if Duncan had a
chance to do it all again,
407
00:19:08,561 --> 00:19:11,357
he would have diversified
his emotional holdings.
408
00:19:21,677 --> 00:19:23,955
- Hello, Father.
- Alexis.
409
00:19:24,853 --> 00:19:26,624
I want to apologize
for Nell"s obituary.
410
00:19:26,648 --> 00:19:29,523
I would cut her pay, but she
already makes below a living wage.
411
00:19:29,547 --> 00:19:30,904
Well, see what you can do.
412
00:19:30,928 --> 00:19:32,630
Also, I"ve been
reviewing our financials,
413
00:19:32,654 --> 00:19:35,840
and I think I can do much better
than the 3% circulation increase.
414
00:19:35,864 --> 00:19:37,807
I have some exciting ideas
I could email to you.
415
00:19:37,831 --> 00:19:41,697
Well, I knew you"d find a way.
Schedule some time with my secretary.
416
00:19:42,767 --> 00:19:44,044
Alexis.
417
00:19:44,735 --> 00:19:45,977
Yes.
418
00:19:47,979 --> 00:19:49,705
I like your shoes.
419
00:19:55,263 --> 00:19:57,196
- My shoes?
- Yeah.
420
00:20:00,544 --> 00:20:01,959
Th-Thank you.
421
00:20:03,167 --> 00:20:06,181
I got them from a cobbler
near the palace in Vienna.
422
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,240
Mm-hmm.
423
00:20:13,039 --> 00:20:14,844
That was a wonderful trip.
424
00:20:14,868 --> 00:20:16,260
Oh, you remember that, huh?
425
00:20:16,284 --> 00:20:18,193
I do. Never had
sauerkraut before.
426
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,333
- Or the bratwurst, right?
- Yes.
427
00:20:20,357 --> 00:20:21,403
You did that.
428
00:20:21,427 --> 00:20:22,921
We did that.
429
00:20:22,945 --> 00:20:26,131
Thank you for reminding
me of my value.
430
00:20:26,155 --> 00:20:28,030
Well, as Teddy
Thompson always says,
431
00:20:28,054 --> 00:20:30,895
- "Don"t just dream it. Own it."
- "Own it."
432
00:20:30,919 --> 00:20:35,095
Now can you please finish my obituary?
This is the longest showing of my life.
433
00:20:41,412 --> 00:20:43,287
What is going on here?
434
00:20:43,311 --> 00:20:45,599
Oh, this? Just
some fond memories.
435
00:20:45,623 --> 00:20:49,638
No, these are... these are things that
Lexi took off everyone else"s desk.
436
00:20:49,662 --> 00:20:51,640
Yeah. This is Jeff"s family.
437
00:20:51,664 --> 00:20:53,228
They"re my family now.
438
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,712
And this is my turkey drawing
439
00:20:54,736 --> 00:20:57,577
made with Dominic"s son's
tiny little handprint.
440
00:20:57,601 --> 00:20:59,613
I love the decor.
441
00:20:59,637 --> 00:21:03,376
And you were a Navy SEAL.
Thank you for your service.
442
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:04,791
You got it.
443
00:21:04,815 --> 00:21:06,448
These items belong
to other people
444
00:21:06,472 --> 00:21:07,759
in the office. She stole them.
445
00:21:07,783 --> 00:21:09,623
Oh, do-gooder over here.
446
00:21:09,647 --> 00:21:11,142
Every office has one.
447
00:21:11,166 --> 00:21:13,282
Try sitting across
from her every day.
448
00:21:13,306 --> 00:21:15,250
- Blah, blah, blah. Nobody"s there.
- You are funny.
449
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:17,079
I know, right?
450
00:21:17,103 --> 00:21:19,737
Oh. I"d like to take you
to lunch. What"s your name?
451
00:21:19,761 --> 00:21:22,488
- Tina.
- Wonderful. Come on, Nina.
452
00:21:23,143 --> 00:21:24,559
Uh... It doesn"t even matter.
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