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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:02,240 --> 00:00:05,830 [OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:22,230 --> 00:00:25,920 [DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 5 00:00:51,530 --> 00:00:54,680 [CHILDREN CHATTERING] 6 00:00:57,710 --> 00:01:00,620 - Gettin' back on the dating horse tonight, Theodore. 7 00:01:00,650 --> 00:01:02,070 - You look great, dad. 8 00:01:02,100 --> 00:01:03,100 - Thanks, Son. 9 00:01:04,060 --> 00:01:07,000 - You, ah, sure you wanna wear that, though? 10 00:01:08,620 --> 00:01:10,940 [FRANK SIGHING] [ATMOSPHERIC PIANO MUSIC] 11 00:01:10,970 --> 00:01:13,070 - [FRANK] Yeah, probably not. 12 00:01:16,320 --> 00:01:17,920 Force of habit. 13 00:01:17,940 --> 00:01:19,810 - Why don't you ever go back? 14 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:22,750 [BADGE CLINKS ON DRESSER] 15 00:01:22,770 --> 00:01:23,770 - Maybe, 16 00:01:24,980 --> 00:01:25,980 one day. 17 00:01:29,540 --> 00:01:30,720 [FRANK SIGHING] 18 00:01:30,750 --> 00:01:32,680 Well, hey, help me finish getting ready. 19 00:01:33,650 --> 00:01:34,650 Where's my tie? 20 00:01:40,450 --> 00:01:44,350 [ATMOSPHERIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 21 00:01:53,670 --> 00:01:55,610 Her name's Eleanor. 22 00:01:55,630 --> 00:01:56,630 I should have known. 23 00:01:57,980 --> 00:01:59,740 - It's nice to meet you, Frank. 24 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:05,240 - Dad, doesn't the guy usually pick up the girl? 25 00:02:05,260 --> 00:02:08,510 - [CHUCKLING] Welcome to the 21st Century, Son. 26 00:02:11,480 --> 00:02:15,110 Go finish your homework. [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] 27 00:02:15,140 --> 00:02:17,080 Ah, alright, Betsy. 28 00:02:17,100 --> 00:02:18,180 [KEYS JANGLING] 29 00:02:18,210 --> 00:02:20,770 Make sure Theo finishes his homework. 30 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:22,010 [BETSY CHUCKLES] 31 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:23,460 No junk food and in bed by 8:30, okay? 32 00:02:23,490 --> 00:02:24,600 - Yes, Mr. Roosevelt. 33 00:02:24,630 --> 00:02:25,430 Will you be late? 34 00:02:25,460 --> 00:02:27,360 - Ah, no, not too late. 35 00:02:27,390 --> 00:02:29,800 10? Well, it has been awhile. 36 00:02:34,220 --> 00:02:36,710 Maybe like 10:15ish? 37 00:02:38,260 --> 00:02:40,090 [SIGHING] Hey, buddy, come here. 38 00:02:41,300 --> 00:02:42,300 Give me hug. 39 00:02:44,580 --> 00:02:47,590 Hey, hey, hey, make sure you listen to Betsy, okay? 40 00:02:47,620 --> 00:02:49,210 Stay out of trouble, alright? 41 00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:51,320 - Gotcha, Dad. [FRANK CLICKING CHEEK] 42 00:02:51,340 --> 00:02:54,180 [ATMOSPHERIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 43 00:02:54,210 --> 00:02:56,770 [FRANK COUGHING] 44 00:02:56,800 --> 00:02:58,080 - Oh. 45 00:02:58,110 --> 00:02:59,110 Oh, God. 46 00:03:00,420 --> 00:03:02,540 [FRANK GASPING] 47 00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:05,220 [FRANK SIGHING] 48 00:03:06,700 --> 00:03:09,710 [CRICKETS CHIRPING] 49 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:12,890 - [BETSY] Goodnight, punk. 50 00:03:12,920 --> 00:03:14,760 - [THEODORE] Goodnight, Betsy. 51 00:03:14,780 --> 00:03:15,960 Oh, wait. 52 00:03:15,990 --> 00:03:17,170 - Yeah? 53 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:19,930 - Could you leave the door open a crack? 54 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:21,210 - Sure. 55 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:22,210 - [THEODORE] Thanks. 56 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:23,210 Betsy? 57 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:24,730 - Mm-hmm? 58 00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:27,600 - Could you leave the light on in my dad's room, too? 59 00:03:27,620 --> 00:03:29,500 - Aren't you a little old for a nightlight? 60 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:30,530 - I don't know. 61 00:03:30,560 --> 00:03:32,430 I've been hearing noises lately. 62 00:03:32,450 --> 00:03:33,670 - Noises? 63 00:03:33,700 --> 00:03:34,700 Like what? 64 00:03:37,150 --> 00:03:40,080 - [THEODORE] I don't know, like breathing in the walls. 65 00:03:41,390 --> 00:03:43,750 - Oh, that's just the deformed guy in a hockey mask 66 00:03:43,780 --> 00:03:46,060 with a chainsaw under your bed. 67 00:03:46,090 --> 00:03:48,580 - What? [BETSY LAUGHING] 68 00:03:48,610 --> 00:03:50,090 - Relax, I'm just kidding. 69 00:03:51,230 --> 00:03:53,040 - That's some messed up crap, Betsy. 70 00:03:53,060 --> 00:03:55,140 - I know, I couldn't resist. 71 00:03:55,170 --> 00:03:56,350 You need new panties? 72 00:03:56,370 --> 00:03:57,620 - Give a kid a break. 73 00:03:58,580 --> 00:03:59,800 And yeah, 74 00:03:59,830 --> 00:04:01,630 I do. [BETSY GIGGLING] 75 00:04:01,660 --> 00:04:03,560 - Look, it's probably just the wind. 76 00:04:03,590 --> 00:04:04,940 Older house. 77 00:04:04,970 --> 00:04:06,590 - It doesn't sound like the wind. 78 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:09,280 - Okay, you got it. 79 00:04:10,530 --> 00:04:11,780 - Thanks. 80 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:12,940 Goodnight, hosebag. 81 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:14,840 - Night, puke. 82 00:04:19,740 --> 00:04:21,060 [JARRING ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 83 00:04:21,090 --> 00:04:24,640 [OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 84 00:04:34,270 --> 00:04:37,630 [JARRING ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 85 00:04:37,660 --> 00:04:40,310 [CLOCK TICKING] 86 00:04:45,660 --> 00:04:49,250 [OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 87 00:05:00,920 --> 00:05:02,280 [BETSY GASPING] 88 00:05:02,300 --> 00:05:07,000 [OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] [CLOCK TICKING] 89 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:44,450 [FLOOR CREAKING] 90 00:05:49,590 --> 00:05:54,300 [OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] [CLOCK TICKING] 91 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:57,750 [WALL CREAKING] 92 00:05:57,770 --> 00:05:58,990 [BETSY SIGHING] 93 00:05:59,010 --> 00:06:01,530 Wow, one little kid spook you much, Betsy? 94 00:06:07,990 --> 00:06:11,160 - [WOMAN ON TV] My God, what the fuck? 95 00:06:16,170 --> 00:06:17,910 - [MAN ON TV] Alright, you guys ready? 96 00:06:17,930 --> 00:06:19,150 Just zooming out. 97 00:06:19,170 --> 00:06:20,630 - [WOMAN ON TV] This is so fucked up, Freddy. 98 00:06:20,660 --> 00:06:25,330 - [MAN ON TV] Shut up, or I'm gonna get you next. 99 00:06:25,350 --> 00:06:26,400 [OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] [CLOCK TICKING] 100 00:06:26,420 --> 00:06:28,920 [BOOK SLAMMING ON TABLE] 101 00:06:28,940 --> 00:06:29,940 - Oh. 102 00:06:31,670 --> 00:06:34,360 [BETSY SIGHING] 103 00:06:37,470 --> 00:06:41,060 [OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 104 00:06:54,790 --> 00:06:59,800 [URINE TRICKLING] [BETSY FARTING] 105 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:02,980 [THEODORE SNORING] 106 00:07:03,010 --> 00:07:04,920 Damn period gas. [URINE TRICKLING] 107 00:07:04,940 --> 00:07:07,020 [BETSY FARTING] 108 00:07:07,050 --> 00:07:12,050 [OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] [URINE TRICKLING] 109 00:07:13,290 --> 00:07:16,950 [DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 110 00:07:22,750 --> 00:07:24,590 [SHARK CHOMPING FLESH] 111 00:07:24,620 --> 00:07:25,940 [SHARK CHOMPING FLESH] 112 00:07:25,960 --> 00:07:27,420 [BOOK BANGING ON FLOOR] 113 00:07:27,450 --> 00:07:30,590 [CAR ENGINE WHIRRING] 114 00:07:33,940 --> 00:07:35,430 - [ELEANOR] Thanks, Frank. 115 00:07:35,460 --> 00:07:37,600 Your tongue was legendary. 116 00:07:40,220 --> 00:07:42,330 [FRANK HEAVING] 117 00:07:42,360 --> 00:07:45,120 [FRANK COUGHING] 118 00:07:46,360 --> 00:07:47,340 [FRANK HEAVING] 119 00:07:47,360 --> 00:07:48,690 [FRANK COUGHING] 120 00:07:48,710 --> 00:07:49,520 - Oh, 121 00:07:49,540 --> 00:07:53,030 God. 122 00:07:53,060 --> 00:07:56,070 [CAR HORN BEEPING] 123 00:07:56,100 --> 00:07:57,870 [FRANK HEAVING] 124 00:07:57,890 --> 00:07:58,890 Fuck. 125 00:08:00,170 --> 00:08:01,450 [SLIME SQUISHING] 126 00:08:04,100 --> 00:08:06,630 [UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC FROM TV] 127 00:08:06,660 --> 00:08:11,330 Ah, stiff arms. [SLIME SQUISHING] 128 00:08:11,350 --> 00:08:12,350 Glue. 129 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:16,890 ♪ Now I think I see the light ♪ 130 00:08:16,910 --> 00:08:18,990 ♪ I think I see the light Hello? 131 00:08:19,020 --> 00:08:21,200 ♪ I think I see the light ♪ 132 00:08:21,220 --> 00:08:22,650 Betsy, I'm home. 133 00:08:22,670 --> 00:08:24,030 - Dad? [JARRING DRAMATIC MUSIC] 134 00:08:24,060 --> 00:08:25,850 - [SIGHING] Theo. 135 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:28,620 What are you still doing up? 136 00:08:28,650 --> 00:08:30,490 - I heard a noise. 137 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:31,590 [BETSY SCREAMING] 138 00:08:31,610 --> 00:08:33,510 Dad? - Stay right there. 139 00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:38,390 [BETTY GURGLING BLOOD] [BETTY GASPING] 140 00:08:38,410 --> 00:08:41,190 [BETTY SCREAMING] [DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 141 00:08:41,210 --> 00:08:46,220 [BETTY YELPING] [SHARK RIPPING FLESH] 142 00:08:47,320 --> 00:08:48,300 [BONES CRACKING] 143 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:50,230 [BLOOD SPURTING] [BONES CRACKING] 144 00:08:50,250 --> 00:08:51,920 [BETSY YELPING] [BLOOD SPURTING] 145 00:08:51,950 --> 00:08:55,600 [DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 146 00:08:58,400 --> 00:09:00,990 [FRANK GASPING] 147 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:05,450 [FRANK HEAVING] 148 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:07,870 [GASPING] No. 149 00:09:07,890 --> 00:09:09,110 No. 150 00:09:09,130 --> 00:09:12,320 No. [GASPING] 151 00:09:12,340 --> 00:09:13,700 No. 152 00:09:13,730 --> 00:09:18,360 [FRANK GASPING] [FRANK SOBBING] 153 00:09:18,390 --> 00:09:19,330 - Dad? [FRANK SCREAMING] 154 00:09:19,350 --> 00:09:20,540 What happened? [FRANK GRUNTING] 155 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:23,470 Where's Betsy, I. [FRANK SOBBING] 156 00:09:23,490 --> 00:09:25,640 Dad, what happened, and [FRANK WHIMPERING] 157 00:09:25,670 --> 00:09:28,820 why does your face smell like an old tire, I? 158 00:09:28,840 --> 00:09:31,310 [TOILET CLATTERING] 159 00:09:31,330 --> 00:09:32,760 [OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 160 00:09:32,780 --> 00:09:35,610 [BLOOD TRICKLING] 161 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:41,200 [TOILET CLATTERING] 162 00:09:43,170 --> 00:09:46,830 [DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 163 00:09:52,900 --> 00:09:54,600 [BLOOD SPURTING] 164 00:09:54,630 --> 00:09:56,260 [BLOOD SPRAYING] 165 00:09:56,290 --> 00:09:58,640 [FRANK GASPING] 166 00:09:58,670 --> 00:09:59,580 - No. 167 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:03,190 [DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 168 00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:22,900 [ATMOSPHERIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 169 00:10:34,250 --> 00:10:35,990 [GEORGE SIGHING] 170 00:10:36,010 --> 00:10:40,340 [ATMOSPHERIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 171 00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:43,500 [wind rustling leaves 172 00:10:55,900 --> 00:10:58,620 [FRANK GROANING] 173 00:11:06,150 --> 00:11:08,510 [FRANK SIGHING] 174 00:11:08,530 --> 00:11:11,190 [WATER FLOWING] 175 00:11:14,950 --> 00:11:17,780 [WATER SPLASHING] 176 00:11:43,880 --> 00:11:46,610 [FORK CLACKING ON POT] 177 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:50,090 [ATMOSPHERIC PIANO MUSIC] 178 00:11:54,300 --> 00:11:56,990 [BEANS SIZZLING] 179 00:12:00,580 --> 00:12:03,660 [BEANS SIZZLING] 180 00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:05,180 [FRANK SIGHING] 181 00:12:05,210 --> 00:12:07,970 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 182 00:12:14,290 --> 00:12:16,940 [FRANK SIGHING] 183 00:12:34,890 --> 00:12:37,580 [FRANK SIGHING] 184 00:13:09,620 --> 00:13:11,210 What the hell, kid? 185 00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:13,180 Can't you see I'm going through hell here? 186 00:13:13,210 --> 00:13:15,690 - Dad, relax, take a chill pill. 187 00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:19,180 - [SIGHING] I'm sorry, Son. 188 00:13:21,150 --> 00:13:23,320 I'm just really going through hell right now. 189 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:27,630 You didn't eat your beans. 190 00:13:29,220 --> 00:13:31,790 - Beans for breakfast, lunch and dinner 191 00:13:31,810 --> 00:13:32,890 isn't going to cut it. 192 00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:34,170 [FRANK SIGHING] I'm sorry, 193 00:13:34,190 --> 00:13:35,860 I'll got eat with Mom, or something. 194 00:13:35,880 --> 00:13:39,450 - [SIGHING] I'm sorry, money's just really tight right now. 195 00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:40,470 - It's okay. 196 00:13:43,340 --> 00:13:47,560 - Hey, why don't you watch your Pewbuscus and Toby pie 197 00:13:47,590 --> 00:13:48,760 that you like so much? 198 00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:51,140 - You're a dork, Dad. 199 00:13:52,110 --> 00:13:55,110 [KNOCKING ON FENCE] 200 00:13:59,670 --> 00:14:01,780 [FRANK SIGHING] - Hey there, little man. 201 00:14:01,810 --> 00:14:02,810 - [THEODORE] Hey. 202 00:14:04,460 --> 00:14:06,330 - Hey, buddy, come give me a hug. 203 00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:11,270 - Go wait in the car for me, Theo. 204 00:14:11,300 --> 00:14:12,830 - You gonna cut his balls off, Mom? 205 00:14:12,850 --> 00:14:14,830 - Honey, watch your mouth, of course not. 206 00:14:14,850 --> 00:14:16,130 - Yeah, she is. 207 00:14:22,790 --> 00:14:24,560 - [LADY BIRD] Frank, we need to talk. 208 00:14:24,590 --> 00:14:25,840 - [FRANK] About what this time? 209 00:14:25,870 --> 00:14:27,530 - [LADY BIRD] Ah, the same old thing. 210 00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:30,090 Our son cannot be living in a tent in the backyard. 211 00:14:30,110 --> 00:14:31,230 - [FRANK] And why not? 212 00:14:31,250 --> 00:14:32,710 - [LADY BIRD] Really? 213 00:14:32,730 --> 00:14:34,440 Winter's coming, what are you going to do then? 214 00:14:34,460 --> 00:14:36,820 - [FRANK] I don't know, I'll build an igloo. 215 00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:37,890 - [LADY BIRD] An igloo? 216 00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:39,680 Really, Frank? - Yeah, why not? 217 00:14:39,710 --> 00:14:40,960 Igloos are warm. 218 00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:42,170 I mean, if they're good enough 219 00:14:42,190 --> 00:14:43,100 for the Chinese, [LADY BIRD SIGHING] 220 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:44,270 they're good enough for me. 221 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,780 - Either get him back in a real house, 222 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:49,960 or I'm going to sue you for full custody. 223 00:14:53,890 --> 00:14:57,220 [FRANK CRYING] [LADY BIRD SIGHING] 224 00:14:57,240 --> 00:14:59,250 Why don't you sell the house? [FRANK SOBBING] 225 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:02,570 And get a new place? [FRANK SOBBING] 226 00:15:02,590 --> 00:15:05,360 - [CRYING] I can't sell it. 227 00:15:05,390 --> 00:15:07,400 - That's because you won't let anyone inside. 228 00:15:07,420 --> 00:15:10,120 - No, you don't understand. 229 00:15:11,190 --> 00:15:13,470 No one understands. 230 00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:15,160 It's not safe in there. 231 00:15:16,230 --> 00:15:18,380 I wanna demolish that house. 232 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:19,900 I wanna burn it to ashes. 233 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,790 And then I wanna burn those ashes. 234 00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:24,380 And then I wanna put those ashes in a canister, 235 00:15:24,410 --> 00:15:25,900 and shoot 'em towards the sun. 236 00:15:25,930 --> 00:15:29,280 Then I wanna take a nuclear bomb and shoot it at the sun... 237 00:15:29,310 --> 00:15:30,910 - I get the point, Frank. 238 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,940 [FRANK GRUNTING] 239 00:15:32,970 --> 00:15:35,190 - You didn't see what I saw, Lady Bird. 240 00:15:35,210 --> 00:15:38,600 - What, that there's some sort of monster in there? 241 00:15:38,630 --> 00:15:41,810 The police searched the place, it's empty. 242 00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:45,330 There's no monster, there never was. 243 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:47,580 Freak plumbing accident, that's all. 244 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:49,330 - There is a monster. 245 00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:51,300 I saw it. 246 00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:55,260 And it's still in there, I can feel it. 247 00:15:56,650 --> 00:15:58,420 It's looking at me. 248 00:15:58,440 --> 00:16:01,040 Undressing me with its eyes. 249 00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:02,800 Violating my every orifice 250 00:16:02,820 --> 00:16:06,010 with its sick, twisted, perverted mind. 251 00:16:06,030 --> 00:16:08,770 It's gotta penis, but tits, too, 252 00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:10,420 like some sort of shemale. 253 00:16:11,730 --> 00:16:13,950 And it tricks you, makes you think it's a woman, 254 00:16:13,970 --> 00:16:15,880 until you're at home alone with it. 255 00:16:15,910 --> 00:16:17,570 All naked and horned up and you think, 256 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:21,200 hey, why let my first real boner in months go to waste? 257 00:16:21,220 --> 00:16:22,650 - Frank? 258 00:16:22,670 --> 00:16:25,340 [FRANK SIGHING] 259 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:26,930 - Believe me. 260 00:16:26,950 --> 00:16:30,590 It's still in there, just waiting. 261 00:16:30,610 --> 00:16:32,970 Waiting for the chance to kill again. 262 00:16:32,990 --> 00:16:35,040 - You need help, Frank. 263 00:16:35,060 --> 00:16:37,580 Serious psychiatric help. 264 00:16:39,580 --> 00:16:41,250 Why don't you back to the force, 265 00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:42,910 and get your old job back? 266 00:16:42,930 --> 00:16:45,530 Make some money, rent a decent place at least. 267 00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:47,570 - I can't go back. 268 00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:48,590 Not now. 269 00:16:49,350 --> 00:16:50,660 It's too hard. 270 00:16:51,980 --> 00:16:53,950 - What happened to you out there? 271 00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:54,980 - They pushed me. 272 00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:58,020 They pushed me too far, Lady Bird. 273 00:16:59,230 --> 00:17:02,890 - Well, that shouldn't effect our son's life. 274 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:04,860 [ATMOSPHERIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 275 00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:06,470 Straighten up, Frank. 276 00:17:07,650 --> 00:17:10,650 Or you're going to lose him. [SIGHING] 277 00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:31,950 [OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 278 00:17:33,050 --> 00:17:34,370 [PHONE RINGING] 279 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:37,100 - He won't let us in the house to show anyone. 280 00:17:37,130 --> 00:17:40,070 - [RONALD] He knows the bank is ready to foreclose on it? 281 00:17:40,090 --> 00:17:42,040 - Yes, of course. 282 00:17:42,060 --> 00:17:43,590 He doesn't care. 283 00:17:43,610 --> 00:17:45,730 - [RONALD] You have the key, correct? 284 00:17:45,750 --> 00:17:46,940 - Yes. 285 00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:48,690 - [RONALD] Then schedule a showing. 286 00:17:49,550 --> 00:17:51,600 - Without his permission, sir? 287 00:17:51,620 --> 00:17:54,080 - [RONALD] If the bank takes the house, we get nothing. 288 00:17:54,110 --> 00:17:56,080 We need it [HAND BANGING ON DESK] sold. 289 00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:58,220 - I don't know. 290 00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:05,080 - Are you a killer, George? 291 00:18:06,050 --> 00:18:07,340 - [GEORGE] Sir? 292 00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:09,200 - It's a simple question. 293 00:18:09,230 --> 00:18:10,070 Are 294 00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:10,890 you 295 00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:12,380 a killer? 296 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:17,140 - Ah, I just wanna do a good job, Mr. Reagan, sir. 297 00:18:17,170 --> 00:18:20,620 [RONALD CLEARING THROAT] 298 00:18:22,070 --> 00:18:24,560 - Do you know the history of this company, George? 299 00:18:24,590 --> 00:18:26,900 - Um, bits and pieces, sir. 300 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:30,010 - Well let me enlighten you, son. 301 00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:34,230 My great grandfather came here from Italy, 302 00:18:34,250 --> 00:18:35,700 God rest his soul. 303 00:18:36,670 --> 00:18:38,890 And he came here with one goal, 304 00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:40,850 to dominate the real estate industry 305 00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:42,790 in The United States. 306 00:18:42,810 --> 00:18:44,790 We've done just that. 307 00:18:44,810 --> 00:18:46,960 Well beyond his wildest dreams. 308 00:18:46,990 --> 00:18:50,900 We are the most powerful agency in the world, 309 00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:53,490 and we didn't get there having banks foreclose 310 00:18:53,510 --> 00:18:55,210 on our properties. 311 00:18:55,240 --> 00:19:00,010 We have a 97 and 3/4% closing ratio. 312 00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:01,490 - Yes, of course. 313 00:19:02,870 --> 00:19:06,770 Everyone knows that Reagan Realty is the cream of the crop. 314 00:19:07,970 --> 00:19:10,230 - And do you know what happened to the agents 315 00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:13,150 of the remaining 2 and a 1/4%, George? 316 00:19:14,220 --> 00:19:15,130 - Uh, 317 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:16,580 no sir. 318 00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:19,000 - Well let's just say neither do their families. 319 00:19:19,020 --> 00:19:22,380 [HAND WHACKS AGAINST FACE] [GEORGE GRUNTING] 320 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:24,550 [GEORGE WHIMPERING] 321 00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:26,040 Sell the house, George, 322 00:19:26,060 --> 00:19:27,900 or you'll find out exactly what happened 323 00:19:27,930 --> 00:19:29,630 to the other 2 and a 1/4%.. 324 00:19:29,650 --> 00:19:32,560 - Yeah, yes, sir. [GASPING] 325 00:19:32,590 --> 00:19:34,220 - Good, George. 326 00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:35,970 Get your sweet ass outta here. 327 00:19:39,420 --> 00:19:40,810 - Yes, sir. 328 00:19:40,830 --> 00:19:41,880 Thank you, sir. 329 00:19:41,900 --> 00:19:43,020 Thank you. 330 00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:44,040 Thank you. 331 00:19:52,980 --> 00:19:53,790 [INTERCOM BUTTON CLICKING] 332 00:19:53,810 --> 00:19:54,720 - Nancy? 333 00:19:54,750 --> 00:19:56,270 - [NANCY] Yes, Mr. Reagan? 334 00:19:56,300 --> 00:19:58,450 - Cancel the light repairman today. 335 00:19:58,470 --> 00:20:00,100 - [NANCY] Yes, sir. 336 00:20:01,650 --> 00:20:05,110 [MR. REAGAN LAUGHING] 337 00:20:05,130 --> 00:20:08,280 [MR. REAGAN LAUGHING] 338 00:20:09,930 --> 00:20:13,520 [OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 339 00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:40,890 [BOOKS CLATTERING ON FLOOR] 340 00:20:48,660 --> 00:20:51,630 [KEYBOARD CLICKING] 341 00:20:59,470 --> 00:21:02,360 [KEYBOARD CLICKING] 342 00:21:08,130 --> 00:21:11,130 [KEYBOARD CLICKING] 343 00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:20,870 [KEYBOARD CLICKING] 344 00:21:39,060 --> 00:21:42,610 [OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 345 00:21:57,830 --> 00:22:00,020 - We do floors... - Hey. 346 00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:02,120 What's going on here? 347 00:22:02,150 --> 00:22:04,400 Who said you could show the house? 348 00:22:04,430 --> 00:22:05,650 - Excuse me a moment. 349 00:22:05,670 --> 00:22:07,230 Ah, please look around. 350 00:22:07,260 --> 00:22:09,160 Um, just a local drunk. 351 00:22:10,260 --> 00:22:11,260 Look, 352 00:22:12,260 --> 00:22:13,650 we need to let people see the inside of house 353 00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:15,170 if we're going to sell it. 354 00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:16,450 - [FRANK] I don't wanna sell it, I wanna burn it. 355 00:22:16,470 --> 00:22:19,800 - No. [DOOR CLACKING] 356 00:22:19,820 --> 00:22:21,320 Why don't you guys check upstairs? 357 00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:23,590 Ah, there's five bedrooms. 358 00:22:23,620 --> 00:22:25,320 Great for a couple looking to start a family. 359 00:22:25,340 --> 00:22:26,770 - [FRANK] No, no. 360 00:22:26,790 --> 00:22:29,290 No, don't, don't go up there. 361 00:22:29,310 --> 00:22:30,220 Don't, don't. 362 00:22:30,250 --> 00:22:33,570 [GASPING] You'll die up there. 363 00:22:33,590 --> 00:22:34,880 [FRANK GRUNTING] 364 00:22:34,910 --> 00:22:35,920 - Look, Frank. 365 00:22:35,940 --> 00:22:37,570 Don't be ridiculous here. 366 00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:39,090 There's nothing wrong with this house. 367 00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:40,580 - No, there is. 368 00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:43,580 And I think I know what it is. 369 00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:44,860 - [GEORGE] What's this? 370 00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:46,480 - This is something I found at the library. 371 00:22:46,500 --> 00:22:48,580 A similar case except for worse. 372 00:22:48,610 --> 00:22:50,240 A Parade of Houses. 373 00:22:50,270 --> 00:22:52,970 Couples ripped to pieces. 374 00:22:52,990 --> 00:22:55,450 The real estate agent said it was something called 375 00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:56,590 a house shark. 376 00:22:56,620 --> 00:22:58,650 - [CHUCKLING] A house shark? 377 00:22:59,550 --> 00:23:00,530 Is this a joke, Frank? 378 00:23:00,550 --> 00:23:02,120 - No, listen to me. 379 00:23:02,140 --> 00:23:03,940 It's real, these things exist. 380 00:23:03,970 --> 00:23:06,870 [CHECKERS PANTING] 381 00:23:08,530 --> 00:23:09,740 - Checkers. 382 00:23:09,770 --> 00:23:12,130 - [JOHN] Huh, let her go, she'll be fine. 383 00:23:12,150 --> 00:23:14,230 - I even found info on a scientist. 384 00:23:14,250 --> 00:23:17,090 He claims to be the world's only house shark expert. 385 00:23:18,290 --> 00:23:19,620 - I've never heard of a house shark. 386 00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:21,480 [FRANK SIGHING] It sounds ridiculous. 387 00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:22,950 - Look, George, 388 00:23:23,850 --> 00:23:25,230 you didn't see what I saw. 389 00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:27,890 I mean, that poor girl. 390 00:23:29,370 --> 00:23:31,390 Something attacked her in the plumbing right in front of me, 391 00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:34,040 and then I saw something, something, 392 00:23:34,070 --> 00:23:35,490 something like a fin. 393 00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:38,530 - I guess it's a bit of a fixer upper, but 394 00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:39,700 I totally 395 00:23:39,730 --> 00:23:40,670 love it. 396 00:23:40,700 --> 00:23:41,600 - [JOHN] Me too. 397 00:23:41,630 --> 00:23:44,920 - So, we're gonna make an offer? 398 00:23:44,940 --> 00:23:46,120 - [JOHN] You bet, Dolly. 399 00:23:46,150 --> 00:23:48,710 - Yeah, I read the police report. 400 00:23:48,740 --> 00:23:50,410 They looked. 401 00:23:50,430 --> 00:23:51,710 They didn't find anything. 402 00:23:53,260 --> 00:23:55,650 [SIGHING] It was some kinda freak suction built up 403 00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:56,960 in the pipes from the waste station. 404 00:23:56,990 --> 00:23:59,480 - But what did the coroner say, huh? 405 00:23:59,510 --> 00:24:00,420 What did he say, George? 406 00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:01,660 What did he write at first? 407 00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:04,000 He said it looked like a shark attack. 408 00:24:04,030 --> 00:24:04,970 - Um, 409 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,520 no, 410 00:24:06,550 --> 00:24:07,690 he never said that. 411 00:24:09,140 --> 00:24:12,840 - Well, I, well, I mean, I'm sure he thought it. 412 00:24:12,870 --> 00:24:15,020 - First place I'm wanna make mad monkey love to you, 413 00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:17,330 is right here in this living room. 414 00:24:17,350 --> 00:24:18,560 - [DOLLY] Oh, yeah, John? 415 00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:22,440 - Give me that stink, baby. 416 00:24:22,460 --> 00:24:23,680 [DOLLY GIGGLING] 417 00:24:23,700 --> 00:24:25,160 - [DOLLY] John, don't. 418 00:24:25,190 --> 00:24:27,990 And where's Checkers? [OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 419 00:24:28,020 --> 00:24:29,440 Checkers? 420 00:24:29,470 --> 00:24:32,310 - Hey, look, Frank. [FRANK SIGHING] 421 00:24:32,330 --> 00:24:33,750 If you don't sell this house, 422 00:24:34,820 --> 00:24:36,110 the bank will take it. 423 00:24:36,130 --> 00:24:37,420 - I'll blow it up first. 424 00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:38,560 - No, you won't. 425 00:24:38,580 --> 00:24:39,630 We're going to sell this house. 426 00:24:39,650 --> 00:24:41,130 - My balls you are. 427 00:24:43,210 --> 00:24:46,670 [OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 428 00:24:46,690 --> 00:24:50,390 [DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 429 00:24:52,250 --> 00:24:53,160 - Wait. 430 00:24:53,180 --> 00:24:54,880 Did you hear something, John? 431 00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:57,230 - [JOHN] Uh, it's probably just the dog, baby. 432 00:24:57,250 --> 00:25:00,840 [DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 433 00:25:08,650 --> 00:25:09,790 - John, stop. 434 00:25:09,820 --> 00:25:10,970 I don't want anyone catching us 435 00:25:10,990 --> 00:25:12,870 with your fingers up my butt. 436 00:25:12,890 --> 00:25:16,550 [DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 437 00:25:19,930 --> 00:25:21,770 [CLOTHES RUSTLING] 438 00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:23,450 - [GEORGE] Wait, what was that? 439 00:25:25,490 --> 00:25:28,250 [JOHN SCREAMING] 440 00:25:29,150 --> 00:25:30,150 - Shark. 441 00:25:31,150 --> 00:25:32,400 House shark. 442 00:25:32,430 --> 00:25:35,980 [OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 443 00:25:37,850 --> 00:25:40,570 [BLOOD SPURTING] 444 00:25:43,130 --> 00:25:48,130 [SHARK CRUNCHING BONES] [BLOOD SPURTING] 445 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:50,210 - Do you wanna see my gun? 446 00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:52,080 Look at that, real life police gun. 447 00:25:52,100 --> 00:25:53,800 Here, hold it, there. 448 00:25:53,830 --> 00:25:55,760 You're just like a cop. 449 00:25:57,250 --> 00:25:59,090 [FRANK SIGHING] - Frank? 450 00:25:59,110 --> 00:25:59,910 - Lady Bird? 451 00:25:59,940 --> 00:26:01,400 - What happened? 452 00:26:01,420 --> 00:26:03,850 - This couple was attacked. 453 00:26:03,870 --> 00:26:05,890 Attacked by some sort of monster hiding in the house. 454 00:26:05,910 --> 00:26:06,910 - Oh, my... 455 00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:10,410 You were right, Frank. 456 00:26:10,430 --> 00:26:13,240 Oh, you were right all along. 457 00:26:13,260 --> 00:26:14,260 - Yeah. 458 00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:17,590 Listen, can you watch Theo for the next few days? 459 00:26:17,610 --> 00:26:18,970 Just until I can sort his all out. 460 00:26:18,990 --> 00:26:22,100 - Yes, of course. [SIGHING] 461 00:26:23,890 --> 00:26:25,410 Take care of this, Frank. 462 00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:27,910 - I, I will, Lady Bird. 463 00:26:27,930 --> 00:26:30,930 [LADY BIRD SIGHING] 464 00:26:33,870 --> 00:26:37,390 [HEELS CLICKING ON FLOOR] 465 00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:47,620 [FRANK SIGHING] 466 00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:48,860 - If the monster comes 'round here, 467 00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:50,550 I'll come after him with a stick. 468 00:26:50,570 --> 00:26:52,310 - George? [GEORGE WHIMPERING] 469 00:26:52,330 --> 00:26:53,330 George? 470 00:26:59,620 --> 00:27:02,390 George, George, look. 471 00:27:02,410 --> 00:27:04,670 Look, I'm gonna call this guy. 472 00:27:04,690 --> 00:27:07,740 This, ah, this, this Zachary guy. 473 00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:09,260 Get him out here and see what he knows, I mean... 474 00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:12,490 - Frank, did you know I had three families scheduled today? 475 00:27:13,420 --> 00:27:15,470 - It doesn't matter now, George. 476 00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:17,060 - One of them hand kids. 477 00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:18,080 Kids, Frank. 478 00:27:19,220 --> 00:27:20,200 [FRANK SIGHING] And these weren't just 479 00:27:20,220 --> 00:27:21,410 some ugly kids. 480 00:27:21,430 --> 00:27:23,000 I saw pictures. 481 00:27:23,020 --> 00:27:24,690 They were adorable. 482 00:27:24,710 --> 00:27:28,110 Like, Emmanuel Lewis on Webster adorable. 483 00:27:28,130 --> 00:27:32,660 - Look, we're going to make things alright, George, okay? 484 00:27:32,690 --> 00:27:34,970 Just no more showings, agreed? 485 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:36,000 - Yes. 486 00:27:36,790 --> 00:27:38,150 Yes, of course. 487 00:27:38,170 --> 00:27:39,360 - Okay. 488 00:27:39,380 --> 00:27:41,830 Look, I'm gonna get this scientist out here. 489 00:27:42,870 --> 00:27:45,010 - Yes, you do what you have to. 490 00:27:46,390 --> 00:27:48,500 [SIGHING] I'm gonna go meet with my boss. 491 00:27:48,530 --> 00:27:49,440 - Okay, 492 00:27:49,460 --> 00:27:50,460 good. 493 00:27:51,430 --> 00:27:52,850 Hey, I'll be in touch. 494 00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:56,500 [OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 495 00:27:59,190 --> 00:28:00,820 - [POLICE OFFICER] We lost my gun. 496 00:28:09,930 --> 00:28:11,700 [DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 497 00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:14,150 [RAIN PATTERING] 498 00:28:14,180 --> 00:28:17,260 [THUNDER RUMBLING] 499 00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:20,940 [DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 500 00:28:22,490 --> 00:28:27,500 [RAIN PATTERING] [THUNDER RUMBLING] 501 00:28:43,340 --> 00:28:45,450 - Get me, Zachary Taylor. 502 00:28:57,810 --> 00:29:00,230 [CUSTOMERS CHATTERING] 503 00:29:00,260 --> 00:29:04,100 [ATMOSPHERIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 504 00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:09,130 [HEELS CLICKING ON FLOOR] [CUSTOMERS CHATTERING] 505 00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:30,320 [ABRAHAM SPITTING COFFEE] 506 00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:36,130 [ABRAHAM GROWLING] 507 00:29:36,150 --> 00:29:38,270 [ATMOSPHERIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] - House shark? 508 00:29:38,290 --> 00:29:40,310 - I, I wouldn't have believe it, 509 00:29:40,330 --> 00:29:42,230 if I hadn't seen it for myself. 510 00:29:44,710 --> 00:29:46,110 - Fortunately for you, George, 511 00:29:46,130 --> 00:29:48,040 I have a plan for this. 512 00:29:48,060 --> 00:29:49,490 - Sir? 513 00:29:49,510 --> 00:29:53,080 - I'm putting my top home inspector on it, Darth Squanto. 514 00:29:53,100 --> 00:29:54,280 He can handle it. 515 00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:04,040 [GEORGE WHIMPERING] 516 00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:09,710 [GATE CLACKING] 517 00:30:09,740 --> 00:30:12,480 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 518 00:30:12,500 --> 00:30:14,000 - [GEORGE] Frank? 519 00:30:14,020 --> 00:30:15,510 - George. 520 00:30:15,540 --> 00:30:19,000 Look, I found the scientist from the Homeographic Institute. 521 00:30:19,020 --> 00:30:20,090 He's on his way. 522 00:30:21,270 --> 00:30:23,000 - We've come up with another plan. 523 00:30:23,030 --> 00:30:24,420 - What? 524 00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:26,080 Look, I thought we agreed we would 525 00:30:26,100 --> 00:30:27,860 wait for the expert to arrive? 526 00:30:29,070 --> 00:30:30,810 - My boss brought in his own expert. 527 00:30:30,830 --> 00:30:31,830 Meet Darth Squanto. 528 00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:38,780 - There's no one with you. 529 00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:41,080 - [DARTH SQUANTO] Greetings. 530 00:30:42,430 --> 00:30:43,700 - A Native American? 531 00:30:44,700 --> 00:30:45,820 What can you do? 532 00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:48,440 - Don't underestimate my powers. 533 00:30:48,470 --> 00:30:49,480 [HAND WHACKING AGAINST FACE] 534 00:30:49,500 --> 00:30:54,270 [SWING RATTLING] [FRANK GASPING] 535 00:30:56,860 --> 00:30:58,830 [INVISIBLE FORCE WHOOSHING] 536 00:30:58,860 --> 00:31:03,790 [BODY THUDDING ON GROUND] [FRANK GRUNTING] 537 00:31:05,590 --> 00:31:10,590 [INVISIBLE FORCE DRONING] [FRANK CHOKING] 538 00:31:12,590 --> 00:31:14,120 - Squanto, enough. 539 00:31:14,150 --> 00:31:15,400 Release him. 540 00:31:15,430 --> 00:31:16,570 - As you wish. 541 00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:18,270 [FRANK COUGHING] 542 00:31:18,290 --> 00:31:21,270 [FRANK GASPING] 543 00:31:21,290 --> 00:31:22,680 - Sorry. [FRANK GASPING] 544 00:31:22,710 --> 00:31:24,860 His people are sensitive people. 545 00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:28,890 - [GASPING] I just don't understand the connection. 546 00:31:30,130 --> 00:31:32,070 Native Americans, 547 00:31:32,100 --> 00:31:33,560 sharks? 548 00:31:33,580 --> 00:31:36,460 - My people were great hunters of sharks. 549 00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:38,010 - How so? 550 00:31:38,030 --> 00:31:39,900 - Once the shark walked the land. 551 00:31:40,970 --> 00:31:42,180 Much like the buffalo. 552 00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:47,540 We hunted their herds, wore their skins. 553 00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:49,190 Ate their flesh. 554 00:31:49,220 --> 00:31:52,270 And gave humble praise to their spirit. 555 00:31:52,290 --> 00:31:54,790 But like the dolphin before him, 556 00:31:54,810 --> 00:31:59,380 the shark one day discovered the vast oceans. 557 00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:02,200 There they found they were the top of nature's food chain. 558 00:32:03,610 --> 00:32:07,240 Even man was prey to this mighty creature within its depths. 559 00:32:08,310 --> 00:32:09,310 And so, 560 00:32:10,860 --> 00:32:11,860 they stayed. 561 00:32:13,380 --> 00:32:14,380 Most of them. 562 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,740 - Do you think you can take it? 563 00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:19,700 - I am most certain of it. 564 00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:26,050 - Let's kill us some mothertruckin' house shark. 565 00:32:26,950 --> 00:32:30,640 [DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 566 00:32:37,610 --> 00:32:40,730 [AX CLINKING] 567 00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:43,480 [ARROWS SCRAPING] 568 00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:10,070 - Are you Frank? [ATMOSPHERIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 569 00:33:10,090 --> 00:33:12,480 - Yeah, who the hell are you? 570 00:33:12,510 --> 00:33:15,940 [FOOT THUDDING AGAINST GROIN] [FRANK GRUNTING] 571 00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:18,100 - John and Dolly are my parents. 572 00:33:19,510 --> 00:33:21,250 - I thought they didn't have any kids? 573 00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:23,380 - They don't, they were going to adopt me. 574 00:33:25,210 --> 00:33:27,050 - Let's see how this plays out. 575 00:33:27,070 --> 00:33:28,570 - I heard there was a shark attack in this house, 576 00:33:28,590 --> 00:33:30,920 and you did nothing, Frank. 577 00:33:30,940 --> 00:33:32,430 Nothing. 578 00:33:32,460 --> 00:33:35,270 And now it's back to the high kill adoption shelter for me. 579 00:33:35,290 --> 00:33:36,340 You dick. 580 00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:38,150 - [GASPING] I'm sorry. 581 00:33:39,430 --> 00:33:40,480 [FOOT THUDDING AGAINST FACE] [FRANK GRUNTING] 582 00:33:40,500 --> 00:33:43,160 [FRANK GASPING] 583 00:33:48,100 --> 00:33:49,490 - I'm sorry, Frank. 584 00:33:49,510 --> 00:33:50,760 She's wrong. 585 00:33:50,790 --> 00:33:52,870 - Of course she's wrong, you idiot. 586 00:33:52,890 --> 00:33:54,870 I did everything that I could. 587 00:33:54,890 --> 00:33:57,430 - Well, I wouldn't say you did everything. 588 00:33:57,450 --> 00:33:58,290 - Oh, 589 00:33:58,310 --> 00:33:59,310 the fuck. 590 00:34:00,380 --> 00:34:01,460 Yeah, I did. 591 00:34:01,490 --> 00:34:02,490 - Enough. 592 00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:06,980 It is time we faced this fish. 593 00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:09,840 Mammal. 594 00:34:13,810 --> 00:34:14,990 Aquatic 595 00:34:15,020 --> 00:34:16,020 Devil. 596 00:34:16,850 --> 00:34:18,790 - [FRANK] Yeah, you think? 597 00:34:18,820 --> 00:34:20,540 - [DARTH SQUANTO] Mm. 598 00:34:22,820 --> 00:34:24,380 - Jeez. 599 00:34:24,410 --> 00:34:26,830 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 600 00:34:26,860 --> 00:34:28,340 More of an asshat. 601 00:34:33,210 --> 00:34:34,240 - [GEORGE] Good luck. 602 00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:48,100 - Do not fear. 603 00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:51,270 For soon your home shall will be rid of this demon. 604 00:34:51,300 --> 00:34:52,510 - Thank you. 605 00:34:52,540 --> 00:34:56,210 [DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 606 00:34:56,230 --> 00:35:00,110 [BLOOD SPURTING] [FRANK GASPING] 607 00:35:00,130 --> 00:35:02,900 [BONES CRUNCHING] [BLOOD SPURTING] 608 00:35:02,930 --> 00:35:05,150 [HAND PLOPPING ON STAIRS] 609 00:35:05,170 --> 00:35:08,570 [DARTH SQUANTO GROANING] 610 00:35:08,590 --> 00:35:13,590 [DOOR SLAMMING CLOSED] [GEORGE CRYING] 611 00:35:25,330 --> 00:35:27,060 [RONALD SIGHING] - Hello, Ronald. 612 00:35:28,780 --> 00:35:29,780 - Who's here? 613 00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:33,520 - It's been a long time. 614 00:35:33,550 --> 00:35:34,450 - Who is that? 615 00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:35,960 Come out where I can see you. 616 00:35:37,310 --> 00:35:38,220 - I'm over here. 617 00:35:38,240 --> 00:35:39,670 - Where? Where are you? 618 00:35:39,690 --> 00:35:43,560 Come out, stop tormenting a helpless old man. 619 00:35:46,070 --> 00:35:47,780 Abraham. 620 00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:48,870 - That's me, bitch. 621 00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:54,200 - Finally crawled out of that ditch 622 00:35:54,220 --> 00:35:56,440 of vaginas and vodka you've been living in 623 00:35:56,460 --> 00:35:57,850 on the edge of town, huh? 624 00:35:59,050 --> 00:36:01,310 You haven't darkened these walls since... 625 00:36:01,330 --> 00:36:03,340 - Yeah, I know. 626 00:36:03,370 --> 00:36:06,070 - Why am I not surprised to see you? 627 00:36:06,090 --> 00:36:09,970 - The smell of freshly soiled Depends tells me otherwise. 628 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,940 - You're still the wise ass, I see. 629 00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:14,100 - You knew I'd come. 630 00:36:15,690 --> 00:36:17,450 I'll catch this nugget for you. 631 00:36:18,660 --> 00:36:20,110 But it ain't gonna be easy. 632 00:36:21,970 --> 00:36:23,940 It's a bad fish there, 633 00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:27,090 mammal, sharky thing 634 00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:29,440 It's not like selling a house down in the valley 635 00:36:29,460 --> 00:36:31,190 to a couple of hippies and yuppies. 636 00:36:32,430 --> 00:36:33,680 No. 637 00:36:33,710 --> 00:36:35,430 This beast'll swallow you whole. 638 00:36:38,060 --> 00:36:39,820 A little shakin'. 639 00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:43,320 A lot of tenderizin'. 640 00:36:43,340 --> 00:36:44,480 A little batterin'. 641 00:36:45,650 --> 00:36:47,940 Maybe he wraps you up in some rice and seaweed, 642 00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:49,240 and eats you raw. 643 00:36:50,620 --> 00:36:52,700 I don't know. 644 00:36:52,730 --> 00:36:53,730 Then down you go. 645 00:36:55,010 --> 00:36:59,190 We gotta act quick if we wanna bring your sales back. 646 00:36:59,220 --> 00:37:00,470 You need me. 647 00:37:00,490 --> 00:37:04,230 I'm the only salty dog that can handle this. 648 00:37:04,260 --> 00:37:05,270 - Yeah, 649 00:37:05,290 --> 00:37:06,290 maybe. 650 00:37:07,190 --> 00:37:08,670 How are your stitches holding? 651 00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:12,550 - Oh, they need tightening. 652 00:37:12,580 --> 00:37:13,970 - I see. 653 00:37:13,990 --> 00:37:15,090 You've gotten fat. 654 00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:19,180 - It's water weight, now what do you say, am I in? 655 00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:21,590 - I'm not sure you're up to the task. 656 00:37:21,620 --> 00:37:24,320 If, water weight my ass. 657 00:37:24,350 --> 00:37:26,120 - That's muscle, trust me. 658 00:37:26,140 --> 00:37:28,080 Now I won't take no for an answer. 659 00:37:28,110 --> 00:37:29,570 - I don't know. 660 00:37:29,590 --> 00:37:32,300 And man boobs aren't muscles. 661 00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:33,640 - I want in. - No. 662 00:37:33,670 --> 00:37:34,570 - Yes. 663 00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:36,540 - Get off me you fat fuck. 664 00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:38,510 - I out run bulls, I'm back. 665 00:37:38,530 --> 00:37:40,580 - Yeah, pigs don't jiggle this much. 666 00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:42,100 - Yes, I do. - No. 667 00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:43,400 - Let me in, let me in. - No, no. 668 00:37:44,190 --> 00:37:47,100 - I'm the last chance you got. - Alright, okay. 669 00:37:47,130 --> 00:37:48,130 Okay. 670 00:37:49,270 --> 00:37:50,240 [ABRAHAM SIGHING] 671 00:37:50,270 --> 00:37:51,790 I suppose that's so. 672 00:37:54,690 --> 00:37:55,860 - You've chosen wisely. 673 00:38:06,250 --> 00:38:07,230 - Nancy? 674 00:38:07,250 --> 00:38:08,260 - [NANCY] Yes, sir? 675 00:38:08,290 --> 00:38:09,670 - Get George on the horn. 676 00:38:17,260 --> 00:38:20,240 [RONALD LAUGHING] 677 00:38:20,260 --> 00:38:22,830 [RONALD LAUGHING] 678 00:38:22,850 --> 00:38:24,350 [LIGHTS BUZZING] 679 00:38:24,370 --> 00:38:25,380 What the? 680 00:38:25,410 --> 00:38:27,210 - [NANCY] Lights are fixed, sir. 681 00:38:27,240 --> 00:38:28,660 - Oh, 682 00:38:28,690 --> 00:38:29,690 dang it. 683 00:38:30,690 --> 00:38:32,010 [KNOCKING ON FENCE] 684 00:38:32,030 --> 00:38:32,910 - Vello? 685 00:38:32,930 --> 00:38:35,940 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 686 00:38:35,970 --> 00:38:36,970 Vello? 687 00:38:38,420 --> 00:38:39,420 Hmm. 688 00:38:44,220 --> 00:38:47,050 [SNIFFING] Hmm. 689 00:38:49,740 --> 00:38:52,400 [FRANK SNORING] 690 00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:57,730 [FRANK GASPING] 691 00:38:57,750 --> 00:38:59,100 - [FRANK] Go away. 692 00:39:00,270 --> 00:39:02,420 We're not showing the house today. 693 00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:04,480 - I'm not here to buy zhe house. 694 00:39:05,340 --> 00:39:08,140 [FRANK GROANING] 695 00:39:11,940 --> 00:39:13,730 - You must be that hooker I ordered. 696 00:39:14,770 --> 00:39:16,080 You're a little early, but 697 00:39:16,980 --> 00:39:19,610 damn, you're one hot bitch. 698 00:39:19,630 --> 00:39:21,230 I like the accent, too. 699 00:39:21,260 --> 00:39:23,340 - I'm not this hooker that you speak of. 700 00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:25,410 I'm looking for Franklin Delanor Voosevelt. 701 00:39:25,430 --> 00:39:28,380 - Ah, it's Delano, but, ah, 702 00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:29,400 that's me. 703 00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:31,000 Who are you? 704 00:39:31,020 --> 00:39:31,860 I am 705 00:39:31,890 --> 00:39:32,890 Zachary Vaylor. 706 00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:36,760 - Valor? 707 00:39:36,790 --> 00:39:38,560 Tay, Tay, oh. 708 00:39:38,580 --> 00:39:39,390 Oh. 709 00:39:39,410 --> 00:39:42,250 [TENT RUSTLING] 710 00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:44,530 Taylor, the house shark expert 711 00:39:44,550 --> 00:39:46,530 from the institute, of course. 712 00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:49,430 I'm so glad you're here, thank you for coming out. 713 00:39:49,460 --> 00:39:50,570 - Mm-hmm. - Ah, can I get you 714 00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:51,880 anything to drink? 715 00:39:51,910 --> 00:39:52,910 Ah, coffee? 716 00:39:55,500 --> 00:39:56,570 Oh, shoot. 717 00:39:58,050 --> 00:39:59,200 Out of coffee. 718 00:39:59,220 --> 00:40:01,060 Ah, can I get you anything else? 719 00:40:01,090 --> 00:40:02,930 Maybe some hot water? 720 00:40:02,950 --> 00:40:04,380 Just let me get a fire started. 721 00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:05,970 - Ah, it's okay. 722 00:40:05,990 --> 00:40:08,210 I'm, how you say, good. 723 00:40:08,230 --> 00:40:10,450 I had'sa breakfast before I came overs. 724 00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:11,480 - Breakfast? 725 00:40:13,510 --> 00:40:14,800 Do you have any leftovers? 726 00:40:14,830 --> 00:40:15,830 - Yeah. 727 00:40:18,110 --> 00:40:20,260 Oh, yeah, yeah. 728 00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:21,120 Oh, 729 00:40:21,140 --> 00:40:22,400 yeah. 730 00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:23,560 Help yourself. 731 00:40:25,110 --> 00:40:28,470 - [MOANING] It's been days 732 00:40:28,500 --> 00:40:31,130 since the last time I've had a good meal. 733 00:40:31,150 --> 00:40:33,510 So you're the world's only house shark expert? 734 00:40:33,530 --> 00:40:35,510 - That's what mine resume says. 735 00:40:35,540 --> 00:40:37,960 [FRANK MUMBLING] 736 00:40:37,990 --> 00:40:39,380 I have a few ideas. 737 00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:42,000 Can vee how you say, look around. 738 00:40:42,030 --> 00:40:44,720 [FRANK COUGHING] 739 00:40:45,750 --> 00:40:48,550 - No, [MUMBLING]. 740 00:40:52,970 --> 00:40:57,590 No, that thing swallowed Dark Squanto whole in one bite. 741 00:40:58,970 --> 00:41:01,880 And he had weird, mystical Indian powers. 742 00:41:01,910 --> 00:41:03,230 - Fark who? 743 00:41:03,250 --> 00:41:05,960 Oh, never mind, I don't vant to go inside, 744 00:41:05,980 --> 00:41:07,440 I just vant to 745 00:41:07,470 --> 00:41:10,230 look inz the windows. 746 00:41:11,470 --> 00:41:12,930 - [FRANK] So, ah, [ATMOSPHERIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 747 00:41:12,950 --> 00:41:14,310 how long have you been studying the house shark? 748 00:41:14,330 --> 00:41:16,590 - About 30 years now. 749 00:41:16,610 --> 00:41:17,620 - Really? 750 00:41:17,650 --> 00:41:19,060 You look like you're 30 now. 751 00:41:20,240 --> 00:41:22,660 - Oh, yeah, my English is bad. 752 00:41:22,690 --> 00:41:24,040 I meant to say 11. 753 00:41:24,070 --> 00:41:27,810 - Oh, so there really is little information out 754 00:41:27,830 --> 00:41:29,120 on the house shark, huh? 755 00:41:29,140 --> 00:41:31,010 - Yes, the house shark is quite vare. 756 00:41:31,870 --> 00:41:32,850 Up until a few years ago, 757 00:41:32,870 --> 00:41:35,920 say for only how you say, legend. 758 00:41:35,940 --> 00:41:37,610 [ATMOSPHERIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 759 00:41:37,630 --> 00:41:40,300 - So what got you into the house shark? 760 00:41:40,330 --> 00:41:43,060 - Vell, I love zhe sharks, but I'm afraid of the ocean. 761 00:41:43,090 --> 00:41:45,310 - Oh, saw Jaws, huh? 762 00:41:45,330 --> 00:41:46,650 - Yeah. 763 00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:47,860 - [FRANK] Yeah, me too. 764 00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:50,580 - Yes, that movie really fucked my nut up. 765 00:41:52,030 --> 00:41:54,250 Anyway, I figured I could study the sharks 766 00:41:54,270 --> 00:41:55,650 but stay on dry land. 767 00:41:56,930 --> 00:41:59,350 But vhy ve circle 'round. 768 00:41:59,380 --> 00:42:02,830 [OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 769 00:42:03,940 --> 00:42:05,460 - So is it true that more people 770 00:42:05,490 --> 00:42:08,050 are killed a year by vending machines than house sharks? 771 00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:09,080 - Is it true? 772 00:42:10,010 --> 00:42:11,260 - I don't know. 773 00:42:11,290 --> 00:42:12,510 I was asking you, you're the expert. 774 00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:13,530 - Hmm. 775 00:42:14,770 --> 00:42:17,790 How many people die each year to zese vending machines? 776 00:42:17,810 --> 00:42:19,580 - [FRANK] Oh, 777 00:42:19,610 --> 00:42:21,000 13. 778 00:42:21,020 --> 00:42:21,830 - [ZACHARY] Hmm. 779 00:42:21,850 --> 00:42:23,170 Like how? 780 00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:25,040 Electrocution? 781 00:42:25,060 --> 00:42:26,490 - They fall on them. 782 00:42:26,510 --> 00:42:27,990 - [ZACHARY] They fall on zhem? 783 00:42:29,510 --> 00:42:33,110 - Yeah, like people put their money in. 784 00:42:33,140 --> 00:42:34,250 They don't get their snacks, 785 00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:36,350 so they decide to shake it up. 786 00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:38,280 Bam. 787 00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:40,220 Pancaked. 788 00:42:40,250 --> 00:42:41,540 - Hmm. 789 00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:43,540 Yeah, yeah. 790 00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:44,630 Zhat seems true. 791 00:42:47,010 --> 00:42:49,030 - They need it so much. [SCREEN SCRAPING OPEN] 792 00:42:49,050 --> 00:42:51,510 - [ZACHARY] Uh, vhat is that? 793 00:42:51,530 --> 00:42:52,600 - [FRANK] What is what? 794 00:42:53,610 --> 00:42:54,550 [WINDOW SCRAPING OPEN] 795 00:42:54,570 --> 00:42:55,790 Should you being doing that? 796 00:42:55,810 --> 00:42:58,900 - Ah, ve are fine as long as we are outside. 797 00:42:58,920 --> 00:42:59,920 I zink. 798 00:43:01,860 --> 00:43:02,830 Oh. 799 00:43:02,860 --> 00:43:03,660 - [FRANK] What is it? 800 00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:04,680 - It's a viber. 801 00:43:05,820 --> 00:43:07,110 - [FRANK] It looks like a tooth. 802 00:43:07,140 --> 00:43:09,630 - Oh, yeah, it is a toof. 803 00:43:09,660 --> 00:43:12,700 [ZACHARY GASPING] [JARRING DRAMATIC MUSIC] 804 00:43:12,730 --> 00:43:13,640 Who is that? 805 00:43:13,660 --> 00:43:15,640 [OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 806 00:43:15,660 --> 00:43:17,190 - Oh, 807 00:43:17,220 --> 00:43:18,220 that's John. 808 00:43:19,220 --> 00:43:20,570 Him and his wife were killed by the shark 809 00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:21,580 when they were looking at the house. 810 00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:24,130 - Wasn't that a few a days ago? 811 00:43:24,150 --> 00:43:25,580 - Yeah. 812 00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:27,200 - And they just left them in there? 813 00:43:27,230 --> 00:43:30,510 - Nobody had the balls to go in and retrieve the bodies. 814 00:43:30,540 --> 00:43:31,540 - Veepers. 815 00:43:35,270 --> 00:43:37,830 - What's that attached to his finger? 816 00:43:37,860 --> 00:43:38,860 It looks, 817 00:43:39,930 --> 00:43:41,420 it looks like an anus. 818 00:43:41,450 --> 00:43:42,420 - A vanus? 819 00:43:42,450 --> 00:43:43,290 - I think so. 820 00:43:43,310 --> 00:43:44,870 - Is it his? 821 00:43:44,900 --> 00:43:45,900 - I don't think so. 822 00:43:46,690 --> 00:43:49,330 [FRANK SNIFFING] 823 00:43:49,350 --> 00:43:50,940 It smells like flower and honey. 824 00:43:52,110 --> 00:43:53,870 - Why would an anus be on his finger? 825 00:43:56,810 --> 00:43:58,610 - I don't know. 826 00:43:58,640 --> 00:43:59,910 - Sa plot thickens. 827 00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:02,960 [WINDOW SQUISHING FLESH] 828 00:44:02,990 --> 00:44:05,410 [WINDOW SQUISHING FLESH] 829 00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:06,590 [HAND SQUISHING FLESH] 830 00:44:06,610 --> 00:44:10,040 [BODY THUDDING ON FLOOR] [ZACHARY GASPING] 831 00:44:10,060 --> 00:44:11,970 [ATMOSPHERIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 832 00:44:11,990 --> 00:44:12,990 - [FRANK] Wait. 833 00:44:13,690 --> 00:44:15,040 Where's the tooth? 834 00:44:15,070 --> 00:44:18,180 - I accidentally dropped it inside. 835 00:44:18,210 --> 00:44:19,210 - What? 836 00:44:22,660 --> 00:44:24,250 [HANDS BANGING ON HOUSE] Shoot. 837 00:44:25,730 --> 00:44:27,430 So what are we gonna do now? 838 00:44:27,460 --> 00:44:28,950 - Hmm, 839 00:44:28,980 --> 00:44:31,510 that was a big Mama Jama toof. 840 00:44:31,530 --> 00:44:34,430 I need to sink. [SNORTING] 841 00:44:37,810 --> 00:44:40,070 Is zhere someplace around here where we can, 842 00:44:40,090 --> 00:44:41,790 how you say, 843 00:44:41,820 --> 00:44:42,730 grab a drink? 844 00:44:42,750 --> 00:44:46,580 [ATMOSPHERIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 845 00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:54,170 [ATMOSPHERIC COUNTRY MUSIC] 846 00:44:57,320 --> 00:44:58,870 - Well? - Vell what? 847 00:45:00,250 --> 00:45:02,640 - [FRANK] Are you gonna say anything? 848 00:45:02,670 --> 00:45:04,750 You haven't said a word since we left the house. 849 00:45:04,770 --> 00:45:07,470 - Yeah, vell, it's just a vot to take in. 850 00:45:07,500 --> 00:45:09,360 - [FRANK] Yeah, believe me, I know. 851 00:45:10,500 --> 00:45:13,410 - So Frank, vhat did you used to do? 852 00:45:13,430 --> 00:45:14,480 - Used to do? 853 00:45:14,500 --> 00:45:16,310 - Yeah, I mean, to be honest, 854 00:45:16,330 --> 00:45:17,920 you look like a van out of work. 855 00:45:18,890 --> 00:45:20,480 - I guess you'd be right, then. 856 00:45:21,650 --> 00:45:22,900 I used to be a cop. 857 00:45:22,930 --> 00:45:25,030 - Oh, something bad happen? 858 00:45:26,450 --> 00:45:29,500 - [FRANK] Yeah, I guess you could say that. 859 00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:31,190 - [ZACHARY] Oh, please, tell me about zhis. 860 00:45:31,210 --> 00:45:33,400 - [FRANK] Mm, no. 861 00:45:33,420 --> 00:45:34,850 I don't like to talk about it. 862 00:45:34,870 --> 00:45:35,850 - Please, 863 00:45:35,870 --> 00:45:39,320 share. [GLASS BANGING ON BAR] 864 00:45:40,530 --> 00:45:41,720 - Well one night, 865 00:45:41,740 --> 00:45:43,720 I was out on patrol with my partner, when... 866 00:45:43,740 --> 00:45:46,310 [HAND SLAPS AGAINST BAR] 867 00:45:46,330 --> 00:45:49,520 [NAILS SCRAPING BAR] 868 00:45:49,540 --> 00:45:51,730 [ZACHARY SNIFFING] [ZACHARY GASPING] 869 00:45:51,750 --> 00:45:54,210 - What the hell, Bluebeard? 870 00:45:54,230 --> 00:45:56,660 I was in the middle of telling a story. 871 00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:58,010 - The name's Abraham. 872 00:45:58,030 --> 00:45:59,030 - Und? 873 00:46:04,380 --> 00:46:05,880 [HAND SLAPPING AGAINST HAND] 874 00:46:05,900 --> 00:46:07,640 - Forgive me, it's a condition I have. 875 00:46:07,660 --> 00:46:10,230 I have to touch people's faces. 876 00:46:10,250 --> 00:46:11,500 - Um, 877 00:46:11,530 --> 00:46:12,530 weird. 878 00:46:17,150 --> 00:46:18,820 Do we know you? 879 00:46:18,850 --> 00:46:21,240 - George didn't tell you I was comin'? 880 00:46:21,260 --> 00:46:22,260 - George? 881 00:46:23,260 --> 00:46:24,950 I haven't talked to George in days. 882 00:46:26,300 --> 00:46:27,860 Oh. 883 00:46:27,890 --> 00:46:29,790 Wait I got a, I got a voicemail. 884 00:46:32,240 --> 00:46:33,390 - [GEORGE ON VOICEMAIL] Hey, Frank, it's George. 885 00:46:33,410 --> 00:46:35,010 I'm sending a new guy over. 886 00:46:35,030 --> 00:46:36,770 Abraham, he's gonna help ya out. 887 00:46:36,790 --> 00:46:39,050 Between you and me, this guy looks like a real degenerate, 888 00:46:39,070 --> 00:46:41,120 but, ah, the boss wants him. 889 00:46:41,140 --> 00:46:42,950 But seriously, he's a real loser. 890 00:46:42,970 --> 00:46:46,020 He smells like he hasn't showered in weeks, 891 00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:47,260 maybe even months. 892 00:46:47,290 --> 00:46:48,820 And I saw him training at the gym earlier, 893 00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:50,810 [CHUCKLING] he's got the smallest... 894 00:46:53,020 --> 00:46:54,300 - So vhat does that make you? 895 00:46:54,330 --> 00:46:56,860 Some sort of house shark expert, too? 896 00:46:56,880 --> 00:47:01,370 - No, but let's just say I have a personal interest in this. 897 00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:04,870 [HAND SLAPPING AGAINST HAND] 898 00:47:04,890 --> 00:47:06,450 - Care to explain? 899 00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:07,580 - No, not yet. 900 00:47:09,690 --> 00:47:11,010 - I'm Frank. 901 00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:13,120 - Frank, please ta meet ya. 902 00:47:13,140 --> 00:47:14,320 - [ZACHARY] Zachary. 903 00:47:14,350 --> 00:47:15,690 - [ABRAHAM] Really, it's an honor. 904 00:47:17,140 --> 00:47:19,090 - So you're supposed to be a fisherman or something? 905 00:47:19,110 --> 00:47:20,180 - Real estate agent. 906 00:47:21,150 --> 00:47:22,820 Well, prior. 907 00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:25,030 - Well why are you dressed like you abolished slavery? 908 00:47:25,050 --> 00:47:27,610 - I don't see how zhis can help us. 909 00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:29,750 - Look, this house shark of yours, 910 00:47:29,780 --> 00:47:31,640 I've been lookin' for for many moons. 911 00:47:32,850 --> 00:47:36,170 He's a mean son of a biscuit bastard. 912 00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:38,790 First crossed paths nearly ten years ago. 913 00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:42,410 He bit off both my arms and my legs. 914 00:47:43,650 --> 00:47:44,460 In stitches, they are. 915 00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:45,600 I sowed 'em back on. 916 00:47:45,620 --> 00:47:48,050 - Pfft, that seems improbable. 917 00:47:48,070 --> 00:47:49,250 - He's one tough fish. 918 00:47:50,490 --> 00:47:51,670 Mammal. 919 00:47:51,700 --> 00:47:52,700 A fish mammal. 920 00:47:54,250 --> 00:47:56,370 Look, you're gonna need me. 921 00:47:56,390 --> 00:47:59,960 My fee is $10,000. [FRANK LAUGHING] 922 00:47:59,980 --> 00:48:01,020 - I've got no money. 923 00:48:03,090 --> 00:48:04,300 - I'll do it for a $100. 924 00:48:05,430 --> 00:48:07,790 - Look, I'm broke. 925 00:48:07,820 --> 00:48:09,140 I've got nothing. 926 00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:10,240 - Okay, I'll just do it. 927 00:48:10,270 --> 00:48:11,270 It's a deal then? 928 00:48:13,720 --> 00:48:15,940 - I'll take $10,000. 929 00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:17,010 - Huh, what? 930 00:48:17,030 --> 00:48:19,490 - $10K, and then you can join us. 931 00:48:19,520 --> 00:48:21,840 - I'm not payin' you, you need me. 932 00:48:21,860 --> 00:48:23,380 - Alright, no deal. 933 00:48:25,630 --> 00:48:27,640 - Okay, whoa, fellas. 934 00:48:27,660 --> 00:48:30,680 [OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] Will you take a check? 935 00:48:30,700 --> 00:48:31,920 - And meals, too. 936 00:48:31,940 --> 00:48:32,980 For Zachary and I. 937 00:48:33,910 --> 00:48:35,650 - Alright, jeez. 938 00:48:35,670 --> 00:48:36,580 That's it, right? 939 00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:38,790 - Wait, just one more thing. 940 00:48:38,810 --> 00:48:41,580 How 'bout you buy us, how you say, 941 00:48:41,610 --> 00:48:42,610 a round 942 00:48:43,710 --> 00:48:44,710 of rinks? 943 00:48:45,850 --> 00:48:47,450 - You sure are one funny Mexican. 944 00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:50,270 - Hmm. - Okay, we have a deal, then? 945 00:48:51,720 --> 00:48:52,940 Bar Wench? 946 00:48:52,960 --> 00:48:55,420 A round of drinks for me and my new friends. 947 00:48:56,590 --> 00:48:58,420 And then we're gonna bag us a house shark. 948 00:49:01,010 --> 00:49:03,470 - Bar Wench, you motherfuckers. 949 00:49:03,490 --> 00:49:04,780 I'll give ya a Bar Wench. 950 00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:08,230 [ZIPPER UNZIPPING] 951 00:49:08,260 --> 00:49:10,680 [URINE TRICKLING] [BARTENDER LAUGHING] 952 00:49:10,710 --> 00:49:14,610 [ATMOSPHERIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 953 00:49:16,850 --> 00:49:19,750 [THUNDER RUMBLING] 954 00:49:20,720 --> 00:49:22,790 - There she is gentlemen. 955 00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:26,110 Maybe we should wait 'til the morning. 956 00:49:26,140 --> 00:49:29,360 - [ZACHARY] Yeah, that may be a good idea. 957 00:49:29,380 --> 00:49:30,910 - Right? 958 00:49:30,930 --> 00:49:34,780 It would give us a tactical advantage 959 00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:36,670 over the house minnow. 960 00:49:36,700 --> 00:49:38,430 [ZACHARY LAUGHING] 961 00:49:38,460 --> 00:49:42,220 - I mean, this house shark thinks he can mess with, 962 00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:45,190 well you and I. [MIMICS FARTING]. 963 00:49:52,510 --> 00:49:53,970 [ABRAHAM VOMITING] - I mean, 964 00:49:53,990 --> 00:49:58,110 maybe it's just afraid of all the dark and lightning. 965 00:49:58,130 --> 00:49:59,660 - [CHUCKLING] Yeah. 966 00:49:59,690 --> 00:50:01,220 Hell, yeah. 967 00:50:01,240 --> 00:50:04,550 House sharks need their mothers. [LAUGHING] 968 00:50:08,010 --> 00:50:10,250 - Wait he gets ahold of us. 969 00:50:11,390 --> 00:50:14,610 [DOG BARKING] [MEN GASPING] 970 00:50:14,630 --> 00:50:17,340 - [FRANK] Why don't we call him the House Jaws? 971 00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:22,360 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, ixnay on the ausjay, there Frankie. 972 00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:28,130 [WATER BOILING] [OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 973 00:50:28,890 --> 00:50:31,650 [WATER SIZZLING] 974 00:50:38,410 --> 00:50:42,570 [WATER SIZZLING TENT] [FRANK AND ZACHARY SCREAMING] 975 00:50:42,590 --> 00:50:45,560 It's time to rise and shine, ladies. 976 00:50:47,180 --> 00:50:48,800 We have to go in there. 977 00:50:49,700 --> 00:50:51,060 - What, 978 00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:52,680 in the house? 979 00:50:52,700 --> 00:50:55,170 - Well, we're not gonna find the house shark in a mall. 980 00:50:55,190 --> 00:50:56,680 We'll find a mall shark in a mall, 981 00:50:56,710 --> 00:50:59,140 but we're looking for a house shark. 982 00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:00,410 The way I see it is, 983 00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:02,280 we can't just gally ho in there, either. 984 00:51:02,300 --> 00:51:05,070 We start getting the blood of the beast. 985 00:51:05,100 --> 00:51:07,870 He may just run in and allude the house. 986 00:51:07,890 --> 00:51:10,040 - Well that's a good thing, right? 987 00:51:10,070 --> 00:51:12,460 - No, Mr. Roosevelt, that's a bad thing. 988 00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:14,600 'Cause if he leaves the house, 989 00:51:14,620 --> 00:51:16,800 he'll just take up residence elsewhere. 990 00:51:18,250 --> 00:51:22,940 Took me 127 years to find him, I'm not gonna lose him again. 991 00:51:23,980 --> 00:51:26,010 This will be his final days. 992 00:51:27,150 --> 00:51:29,300 - I just wish I could blow this house up. 993 00:51:29,330 --> 00:51:30,790 - Vhy haven't you? 994 00:51:30,810 --> 00:51:31,690 - What? - Vhy haven't you blown up 995 00:51:31,710 --> 00:51:34,070 the house good like? 996 00:51:34,090 --> 00:51:35,340 - It's too risky. 997 00:51:35,370 --> 00:51:36,350 I don't wanna take the chance 998 00:51:36,370 --> 00:51:38,070 of someone close by getting hurt. 999 00:51:38,100 --> 00:51:40,310 - But you're trying to sell it? 1000 00:51:40,340 --> 00:51:41,340 - No. 1001 00:51:43,030 --> 00:51:44,240 Well, I mean, not really. 1002 00:51:46,340 --> 00:51:49,600 Look, [SIGHING] shortly after the first attack, 1003 00:51:49,620 --> 00:51:52,220 I signed up with this real estate agency. 1004 00:51:52,250 --> 00:51:54,600 But then I had a change of heart. 1005 00:51:54,630 --> 00:51:58,330 These guys, they're, they're so damn persistent. 1006 00:51:58,360 --> 00:51:59,980 I've never seen anything like it. 1007 00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:02,300 They're tenacious. 1008 00:52:02,330 --> 00:52:04,020 Ruthless, almost. 1009 00:52:05,190 --> 00:52:07,270 It's like dealing with the mafia. 1010 00:52:07,300 --> 00:52:09,470 - Believe me, I know. 1011 00:52:11,090 --> 00:52:12,900 - Well, there's no guarantees 1012 00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:15,350 that blowing up zhe house would work anyway. 1013 00:52:15,370 --> 00:52:18,870 And burning it down might just give him more time to escape. 1014 00:52:18,890 --> 00:52:21,490 Yes, I agree with this Abraham. 1015 00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:25,630 We must go inside and stop the beast, vonce and for all. 1016 00:52:29,250 --> 00:52:32,080 - Alright, so what's the plan? 1017 00:52:38,260 --> 00:52:39,860 [HAND SLAPPING AGAINST HAND] 1018 00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:43,540 [DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 1019 00:52:49,170 --> 00:52:53,490 [HAMMER CLANKING AGAINST NAIL] 1020 00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:58,010 [HAMMER CLANKING AGAINST NAIL] 1021 00:52:58,040 --> 00:52:59,320 [HAMMER CLANKING AGAINST NAIL] 1022 00:52:59,350 --> 00:53:00,640 [WOOD CLATTERING] 1023 00:53:00,660 --> 00:53:05,530 [DRILL WHIRRING] [HAMMER CLANKING AGAINST NAIL] 1024 00:53:06,490 --> 00:53:10,720 [HAMMER CLANKING AGAINST NAIL] 1025 00:53:10,740 --> 00:53:14,670 [HAMMER CLANKING AGAINST NAIL] 1026 00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:19,820 [HAMMER CLANKING AGAINST NAIL] 1027 00:53:24,240 --> 00:53:28,280 [HAMMER CLANKING AGAINST NAIL] 1028 00:53:28,310 --> 00:53:33,010 [HAMMER CLANKING AGAINST NAIL] 1029 00:53:33,040 --> 00:53:34,500 - You ladies done good. 1030 00:53:34,520 --> 00:53:37,090 I'd like to see him get outta that. 1031 00:53:37,110 --> 00:53:39,020 - [SIGHING] We're gonna have a hard time getting out, too, 1032 00:53:39,040 --> 00:53:40,430 once we get in there. 1033 00:53:40,460 --> 00:53:42,680 - Well, like I said, many moons ago, 1034 00:53:42,700 --> 00:53:44,220 it's all or nothing. 1035 00:53:45,430 --> 00:53:46,820 - You know, the house shark seems to be able 1036 00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:49,790 to, to travel through the walls and such. 1037 00:53:49,810 --> 00:53:51,890 Do you really think boarding up the windows and doors 1038 00:53:51,920 --> 00:53:53,440 will keep him from getting out? 1039 00:53:55,650 --> 00:53:58,350 - Oh, is speakin's to me's? 1040 00:53:58,370 --> 00:53:59,560 - Yeah. 1041 00:53:59,580 --> 00:54:01,320 - Oh, vell, you sees, the house shark 1042 00:54:01,340 --> 00:54:05,050 can only enter the house through zhe vindows and zhe doors. 1043 00:54:05,070 --> 00:54:05,910 - Oh. - Mm-hmm. 1044 00:54:05,930 --> 00:54:07,460 - You're so smart. 1045 00:54:07,490 --> 00:54:10,710 - When you two queers are done swapping spit, 1046 00:54:10,730 --> 00:54:13,430 what do you say we go in there and kill us a demon, 1047 00:54:13,460 --> 00:54:16,470 that I've dubbed the, the house shark. 1048 00:54:16,490 --> 00:54:19,510 Copyrighted by Abraham Crabtree Lincoln. 1049 00:54:19,530 --> 00:54:22,100 - [SIGHING] You know, maybe we should have waited 1050 00:54:22,120 --> 00:54:24,950 'til we were inside before we boarded up the door. 1051 00:54:26,750 --> 00:54:28,060 - Harmless dick. 1052 00:54:35,130 --> 00:54:37,910 Goddamn, will you look at that? 1053 00:54:37,930 --> 00:54:40,220 Screw these bars in. 1054 00:54:40,240 --> 00:54:42,430 Who screwed this one here? 1055 00:54:42,450 --> 00:54:43,950 [ABRAHAM MUMBLING] - What are you doing, Frank? 1056 00:54:43,970 --> 00:54:46,090 - We're gonna put an end to this, Lady Bird. 1057 00:54:46,110 --> 00:54:47,570 - That's suicidal. [ABRAHAM MUMBLING] 1058 00:54:47,590 --> 00:54:49,430 - No, look, I'm in good hands with these two guys. 1059 00:54:49,460 --> 00:54:51,300 - Where'd you guys... - They're the only ones 1060 00:54:51,320 --> 00:54:53,200 that can help me put an end to this once and for all. 1061 00:54:53,220 --> 00:54:55,480 - Pansy weasels... - You'll die in there, Frank. 1062 00:54:55,500 --> 00:54:57,430 - Well, thanks for the vote of confidence. 1063 00:55:00,060 --> 00:55:02,690 Ah, Lady Bird, this is Zachary, 1064 00:55:02,710 --> 00:55:04,100 Zachary this is Lady Bird. 1065 00:55:04,130 --> 00:55:04,930 - Oh, 1066 00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:05,830 hello. 1067 00:55:05,860 --> 00:55:07,280 Frank told me about you. 1068 00:55:07,300 --> 00:55:09,280 He said you're in sharks? 1069 00:55:09,310 --> 00:55:10,730 [FRANK LAUGHING] [ZACHARY SPITTING] 1070 00:55:10,760 --> 00:55:14,320 [ZACHARY LAUGHING] [FRANK LAUGHING] 1071 00:55:14,350 --> 00:55:16,630 - I am not in sharks, [FRANK LAUGHING] 1072 00:55:16,660 --> 00:55:19,430 [LAUGHING] dumb ass. [CHUCKLING] 1073 00:55:19,450 --> 00:55:20,810 - What are you doing? 1074 00:55:20,830 --> 00:55:21,970 Get back to work. 1075 00:55:23,290 --> 00:55:24,560 - What a dumb bitch. 1076 00:55:26,010 --> 00:55:27,440 - Isn't there another way? - Abraham, you'll never 1077 00:55:27,460 --> 00:55:28,580 what this bitch said. - I've been living in fear 1078 00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:29,920 of this house shark 1079 00:55:29,950 --> 00:55:31,370 for long enough. - I heard you're in sharks. 1080 00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:33,170 - I'm not afraid anymore. [ZACHARY AND ABRAHAM LAUGHING] 1081 00:55:33,190 --> 00:55:34,410 - I need to face it. - Oh my god, 1082 00:55:34,430 --> 00:55:35,580 - I've never laughed so hard - Really? 1083 00:55:35,610 --> 00:55:36,860 - in my life. - You're not afraid? 1084 00:55:36,890 --> 00:55:38,210 - No. - Oh, no, it looks like I'm 1085 00:55:38,230 --> 00:55:39,730 a fucking piece of fruit. - House shark. 1086 00:55:39,750 --> 00:55:40,660 [FRANK YELPING] 1087 00:55:40,680 --> 00:55:41,830 House shark. [FRANK YELPING] 1088 00:55:41,860 --> 00:55:43,140 House shark. [FRANK YELPING] 1089 00:55:43,170 --> 00:55:44,320 House shark. 1090 00:55:44,340 --> 00:55:46,110 House shark. 1091 00:55:46,140 --> 00:55:47,670 [FRANK GRUNTING] 1092 00:55:47,690 --> 00:55:49,530 And what am I supposed to tell Theo? 1093 00:55:49,550 --> 00:55:51,010 - I don't know. 1094 00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:52,570 Tell him that his dad had a psychotic breakdown 1095 00:55:52,590 --> 00:55:54,530 and had to go away for awhile. 1096 00:55:54,560 --> 00:55:56,810 Look, I need to do this. 1097 00:55:56,840 --> 00:55:58,160 I want my life back. 1098 00:55:58,180 --> 00:56:00,330 I want my son back. 1099 00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:03,330 [LADY BIRD SIGHING] 1100 00:56:04,220 --> 00:56:05,220 - Good luck, then. 1101 00:56:06,290 --> 00:56:08,510 We'll be waiting for you when you finish this. 1102 00:56:08,540 --> 00:56:09,890 - Ve? 1103 00:56:09,920 --> 00:56:11,140 I, I, mean, we? 1104 00:56:11,160 --> 00:56:12,550 - Yes. 1105 00:56:12,580 --> 00:56:15,130 We. [CHUCKLING] 1106 00:56:24,590 --> 00:56:27,010 - Hey, Francis McDoodle pants, 1107 00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:31,050 when you're done kissing Sponge Bob Ugly Face, 1108 00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:34,090 why don't you get over here, time's a wastin". 1109 00:56:34,110 --> 00:56:37,120 [LADY BIRD SIGHING] 1110 00:56:42,330 --> 00:56:45,890 [OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 1111 00:56:56,340 --> 00:56:57,940 - Zhe ex-wife, huh? 1112 00:56:57,970 --> 00:56:59,250 - No, duh. 1113 00:56:59,280 --> 00:57:00,430 - House shark, 1114 00:57:00,450 --> 00:57:02,380 house shark, oh. - Cut the shit. 1115 00:57:04,730 --> 00:57:07,320 - [HISSING] Enough gally gabbing 1116 00:57:08,460 --> 00:57:11,200 from you two teeny, tiny, string bean, 1117 00:57:11,220 --> 00:57:13,220 little, bitty, penis men. 1118 00:57:14,570 --> 00:57:16,360 It's time to suit up. 1119 00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:24,200 [FLASK CLACKING] 1120 00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:33,290 Let's move. 1121 00:57:33,310 --> 00:57:37,210 [ATMOSPHERIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 1122 00:58:03,580 --> 00:58:06,280 [LOCK CLICKING] 1123 00:58:07,550 --> 00:58:09,460 - [FRANK] What the hell? 1124 00:58:09,490 --> 00:58:11,490 We can't get out either? 1125 00:58:17,150 --> 00:58:18,920 - I don't want you two faggots, here, 1126 00:58:18,940 --> 00:58:22,340 going at the first sign of danger. 1127 00:58:22,360 --> 00:58:23,670 It's all or nothin'. 1128 00:58:24,570 --> 00:58:25,570 - Where to? 1129 00:58:27,540 --> 00:58:30,020 - I say we check out the room where the first to die. 1130 00:58:31,060 --> 00:58:32,900 - [FRANK] This way, then. 1131 00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:36,510 [OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 1132 00:58:53,630 --> 00:58:56,260 [TAPE TEARING] 1133 00:59:06,750 --> 00:59:10,760 - Calling upon the instincts of my ancestors, 1134 00:59:10,790 --> 00:59:13,480 Native American, Blackfoot Tribe. 1135 00:59:14,650 --> 00:59:17,550 My keen skills as a house shark hunter, 1136 00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:20,660 I'm certain the attack 1137 00:59:21,630 --> 00:59:23,640 happened in this vast 1138 00:59:23,660 --> 00:59:25,040 vicinity. 1139 00:59:26,010 --> 00:59:28,360 But mainly this area over here. 1140 00:59:31,430 --> 00:59:32,810 - It happened in the toilet. 1141 00:59:35,020 --> 00:59:38,000 - Ah, maybe she's dropping depth chargers 1142 00:59:38,020 --> 00:59:39,860 on the Poseidon. 1143 00:59:39,890 --> 00:59:43,760 - [FRANK] Yeah, she was dropping the kids off at the pool. 1144 00:59:43,790 --> 00:59:47,080 [CURTAIN SCRAPING] 1145 00:59:47,100 --> 00:59:48,560 - Wait, vhat are you doing? 1146 00:59:48,590 --> 00:59:51,430 [ABRAHAM GRUNTING] 1147 00:59:51,450 --> 00:59:52,450 - It's called the, 1148 00:59:53,590 --> 00:59:55,380 the lost art of patience. 1149 00:59:56,940 --> 01:00:01,940 A virtue that's faded among queer folks such as yourself. 1150 01:00:03,080 --> 01:00:04,820 To answer your question, we wait. 1151 01:00:04,840 --> 01:00:07,750 - And what do we do if the house shark shows up? 1152 01:00:07,780 --> 01:00:09,410 - Oh, it, 1153 01:00:09,430 --> 01:00:10,860 it's a good question. 1154 01:00:10,880 --> 01:00:14,660 Um, you know, I heard when a shark is attacking, 1155 01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:18,250 you stick, um, two fingers in its anus. 1156 01:00:18,270 --> 01:00:19,450 Try that. 1157 01:00:19,480 --> 01:00:20,560 - [FRANK] What? 1158 01:00:20,580 --> 01:00:22,040 - For any large predator, 1159 01:00:22,070 --> 01:00:24,110 I've just heard you ram your fist down its throat. 1160 01:00:24,140 --> 01:00:26,910 - I'm, I'm pretty sure that only works on bears. 1161 01:00:26,930 --> 01:00:28,570 - A bear shark? 1162 01:00:28,590 --> 01:00:30,500 - No, just bears. 1163 01:00:30,520 --> 01:00:31,520 - A bear? 1164 01:00:32,530 --> 01:00:36,990 Mr. Roosevelt, we're not talkin' about bear. 1165 01:00:37,010 --> 01:00:38,920 We're talkin' about shark. 1166 01:00:38,950 --> 01:00:39,750 House shark. 1167 01:00:39,780 --> 01:00:41,030 - I swear to God. 1168 01:00:41,050 --> 01:00:42,930 This would just be so much easier, 1169 01:00:42,950 --> 01:00:45,760 if I could just blow my head off right now. 1170 01:00:45,780 --> 01:00:47,170 - No, Frank. 1171 01:00:47,200 --> 01:00:48,790 Please. 1172 01:00:48,820 --> 01:00:51,800 - You two chumps just worry about keepin' watch. 1173 01:00:51,820 --> 01:00:53,350 [OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 1174 01:00:53,370 --> 01:00:56,630 [ABRAHAM SNORING] 1175 01:00:56,650 --> 01:01:00,210 [OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 1176 01:01:16,740 --> 01:01:19,610 [LIQUID SPURTING] 1177 01:01:35,310 --> 01:01:36,770 - What you got in there? 1178 01:01:36,800 --> 01:01:38,950 - Oh, just some zings to help with the house shark. 1179 01:01:38,970 --> 01:01:41,050 - Oh, yeah, like what? 1180 01:01:41,080 --> 01:01:43,810 - Just things. [SIGHING] 1181 01:01:43,840 --> 01:01:45,540 - Jeez, man, I'm sorry, I was, 1182 01:01:45,560 --> 01:01:46,740 I was just asking. 1183 01:01:47,950 --> 01:01:50,680 - Sorry, things are just a bit tense right now. 1184 01:01:50,710 --> 01:01:51,810 - It's okay, man. 1185 01:01:52,740 --> 01:01:53,780 Trust me, I know. 1186 01:01:55,880 --> 01:01:57,510 - Hey, let me show you something. 1187 01:02:00,230 --> 01:02:01,230 - Whoa. 1188 01:02:01,790 --> 01:02:03,040 What's that? 1189 01:02:03,060 --> 01:02:04,520 - By your surprised expression, 1190 01:02:04,550 --> 01:02:07,150 I've bet you've never seen vone of these before? 1191 01:02:07,170 --> 01:02:09,870 A variable, anomaly generator. 1192 01:02:09,900 --> 01:02:11,670 - It looks like a toy. 1193 01:02:11,690 --> 01:02:13,710 - Oh, it is far from zhat. 1194 01:02:13,730 --> 01:02:15,120 With one pull of the trigger, 1195 01:02:15,150 --> 01:02:19,190 I could blow zhe side of this bathroom down. [BLOWING] 1196 01:02:19,220 --> 01:02:21,270 - You really think that'll stop the house shark? 1197 01:02:21,290 --> 01:02:23,060 - [SIGHING] I'm not sure. 1198 01:02:23,080 --> 01:02:24,890 It could surprise it, maybe. 1199 01:02:24,910 --> 01:02:26,200 It surprises me. 1200 01:02:26,230 --> 01:02:27,650 - It scares me. 1201 01:02:27,670 --> 01:02:29,170 Can, can you put it away? 1202 01:02:29,190 --> 01:02:31,170 I don't even like looking at it. 1203 01:02:31,200 --> 01:02:33,520 - Yeah, I don't even like touching this. 1204 01:02:33,540 --> 01:02:35,620 - This is all I need to take care of that house shark. 1205 01:02:35,650 --> 01:02:38,320 - Ooh, a Beretta nine millimeter. 1206 01:02:38,340 --> 01:02:40,960 - Yeah, now you know your guns. 1207 01:02:42,450 --> 01:02:46,290 Yep, one shot from this will blow a man's dick clear off. 1208 01:02:46,310 --> 01:02:48,780 - Vell, this is no man we are dealing with, Frank. 1209 01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:52,640 - Yeah, trust me, this will get the job done. 1210 01:02:52,670 --> 01:02:53,920 [GUN SLIDE CLACKING] 1211 01:02:53,940 --> 01:02:54,990 - Is that the same gun that you used 1212 01:02:55,010 --> 01:02:56,360 when you were on zhe force? 1213 01:02:57,600 --> 01:02:58,600 - Yeah. 1214 01:02:59,360 --> 01:03:00,820 Yeah, it was. 1215 01:03:00,850 --> 01:03:02,380 - Well you know Frank, 1216 01:03:02,400 --> 01:03:05,380 you never finished telling me why you left the force. 1217 01:03:05,400 --> 01:03:06,610 - [SIGHING] I guess not. 1218 01:03:08,030 --> 01:03:09,040 It's a long story. 1219 01:03:09,060 --> 01:03:11,420 - Vell, all we have is time. 1220 01:03:11,440 --> 01:03:12,800 Besides, I'm vide awake. 1221 01:03:12,820 --> 01:03:15,040 I've had three coffees, two No-Dozes, 1222 01:03:15,070 --> 01:03:17,150 and one Red Bull this morning. 1223 01:03:17,170 --> 01:03:18,170 - Alright. 1224 01:03:20,760 --> 01:03:24,330 [SIGHING] Well, it all started about a year ago. 1225 01:03:24,350 --> 01:03:25,610 My partner, he got a call 1226 01:03:25,630 --> 01:03:29,700 to The Redwood Motel. [ZACHARY SNORING] 1227 01:03:30,950 --> 01:03:35,030 [FRANK CHUCKLING] [ZACHARY SNORING] 1228 01:03:35,050 --> 01:03:37,510 Goodnight, my sauerkraut prince. 1229 01:03:37,540 --> 01:03:41,090 [OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 1230 01:03:43,540 --> 01:03:46,970 [ZACHARY SNORING] 1231 01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:50,660 [CLATTERING FROM TOILET] 1232 01:03:50,690 --> 01:03:55,690 [OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] [ZACHARY SNORING] 1233 01:03:56,420 --> 01:03:59,210 [ZACHARY SNORING] 1234 01:04:00,180 --> 01:04:02,940 [ZACHARY SNORING] 1235 01:04:04,560 --> 01:04:09,570 [OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] [ZACHARY SNORING] 1236 01:04:19,720 --> 01:04:24,720 [FRANK GASPING] [OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 1237 01:04:53,650 --> 01:04:56,720 [ENTRAILS SQUISHING] 1238 01:05:21,090 --> 01:05:24,100 [ZIPPER UNZIPPING] 1239 01:05:24,130 --> 01:05:27,760 [URINE TRICKLING] 1240 01:05:27,790 --> 01:05:32,790 [OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] [URINE TRICKLING] 1241 01:05:33,520 --> 01:05:36,010 [URINE TRICKLING] 1242 01:05:36,040 --> 01:05:38,950 [URINE TRICKLING] 1243 01:05:38,970 --> 01:05:41,880 [URINE TRICKLING] 1244 01:05:41,900 --> 01:05:44,640 [URINE TRICKLING] 1245 01:05:44,660 --> 01:05:47,330 [URINE TRICKLING] 1246 01:05:47,360 --> 01:05:51,890 [URINE TRICKLING] [OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 1247 01:05:51,910 --> 01:05:56,690 [URINE TRICKLING] [OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 1248 01:05:56,710 --> 01:06:01,650 [URINE TRICKLING] [OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 1249 01:06:04,200 --> 01:06:06,770 - Oh, thank you, my my [SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]. 1250 01:06:06,790 --> 01:06:11,600 [URINE TRICKLING] [OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 1251 01:06:11,620 --> 01:06:12,430 Dude. 1252 01:06:12,450 --> 01:06:13,670 What the fuck? 1253 01:06:13,690 --> 01:06:15,740 You just gave me the golden shower. 1254 01:06:15,760 --> 01:06:17,640 [URINE TRICKLING] [DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 1255 01:06:17,660 --> 01:06:18,990 [ZACHARY GASPING] 1256 01:06:19,010 --> 01:06:23,700 [DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] [URINE TRICKLING] 1257 01:06:24,430 --> 01:06:25,580 - Not on my watch. 1258 01:06:25,600 --> 01:06:27,030 face it off, Frank. 1259 01:06:27,050 --> 01:06:27,960 Get behind me. 1260 01:06:27,990 --> 01:06:31,610 [DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 1261 01:06:37,370 --> 01:06:40,140 - Why didn't it attack us? 1262 01:06:40,170 --> 01:06:41,700 [MEN SCREAMING] 1263 01:06:41,720 --> 01:06:44,050 [MEN YELPING] 1264 01:06:44,070 --> 01:06:49,070 [MEN WAILING] [SHARK CHOMPING] 1265 01:06:49,830 --> 01:06:51,400 - [ZACHARY] Oh, my God. 1266 01:06:51,420 --> 01:06:56,020 [MEN WAILING] [SHARK CHOMPING] 1267 01:06:56,050 --> 01:06:58,540 [MEN WAILING] 1268 01:06:58,570 --> 01:06:59,410 - Oh, 1269 01:06:59,430 --> 01:07:00,790 guys, 1270 01:07:00,810 --> 01:07:01,810 he's gone. 1271 01:07:04,090 --> 01:07:05,380 - [FRANK] Why didn't he kill us? 1272 01:07:05,400 --> 01:07:09,070 [ABRAHAM GRUNTING] 1273 01:07:09,090 --> 01:07:10,470 - Zhat was no house shark. 1274 01:07:11,960 --> 01:07:12,960 - Say what? 1275 01:07:14,030 --> 01:07:15,250 - Mm. 1276 01:07:15,270 --> 01:07:17,870 - Trust me, that was our beast. 1277 01:07:17,900 --> 01:07:22,010 - No, maybe a toilet grizzly or sink piranha. 1278 01:07:22,040 --> 01:07:25,290 Maybe even a couch gator that's wandered away from its herd, 1279 01:07:25,320 --> 01:07:27,600 whatever it was, that was no house shark. 1280 01:07:30,530 --> 01:07:34,340 - Don't be telling me my business, Mr. Taylor. 1281 01:07:34,360 --> 01:07:36,930 We're not out here huntin' hairbrush barracudas 1282 01:07:36,950 --> 01:07:38,510 and plunger orcas, 1283 01:07:38,540 --> 01:07:41,160 I think I know a house shark when I seen one. 1284 01:07:42,510 --> 01:07:44,240 We need to move out. 1285 01:07:44,270 --> 01:07:46,180 We're gonna need more room, 1286 01:07:46,200 --> 01:07:49,420 if we wanna fight this heathen bastard. 1287 01:07:49,440 --> 01:07:53,030 [OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 1288 01:07:54,170 --> 01:07:57,360 Who is this outlaw who drew a penis on me? 1289 01:07:57,380 --> 01:08:00,560 - Ah, maybe it was the house shark? 1290 01:08:03,390 --> 01:08:04,230 - Damn 1291 01:08:04,250 --> 01:08:05,440 that evil 1292 01:08:05,460 --> 01:08:06,270 demon 1293 01:08:06,290 --> 01:08:07,290 boy. 1294 01:08:08,050 --> 01:08:11,810 [ABRAHAM MUMBLING GIBBERISH] 1295 01:08:12,920 --> 01:08:15,570 [WATER RUNNING] 1296 01:08:19,100 --> 01:08:20,100 Stay close. 1297 01:08:21,240 --> 01:08:23,590 [CROSS BOW CLATTERING] 1298 01:08:23,620 --> 01:08:26,490 [OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 1299 01:08:26,520 --> 01:08:28,690 - Guys, we're gonna get bigger guns, right? 1300 01:08:30,110 --> 01:08:31,110 Guys? 1301 01:08:32,070 --> 01:08:33,120 Hey. 1302 01:08:33,140 --> 01:08:34,460 Hey, wait for me. 1303 01:08:35,900 --> 01:08:39,670 [HEAD THUDDING AGAINST WALL] 1304 01:08:42,640 --> 01:08:45,290 [FLASK POPPING] 1305 01:08:46,290 --> 01:08:48,380 - Abraham, I was thinking, 1306 01:08:48,400 --> 01:08:51,140 instead of waiting for the house shark to come and get us, 1307 01:08:51,160 --> 01:08:52,450 maybe we have some things that can, 1308 01:08:52,470 --> 01:08:55,560 how do you say, draw him out in zhe open? 1309 01:08:55,580 --> 01:08:56,800 - Like what? 1310 01:08:56,820 --> 01:09:00,310 - Hmm, glad you asked. [CHUCKLING] 1311 01:09:01,620 --> 01:09:05,630 [ZACHARY SPEAKING A FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 1312 01:09:05,660 --> 01:09:07,120 No. 1313 01:09:07,140 --> 01:09:08,350 - Jimmy Cue cracks. 1314 01:09:09,460 --> 01:09:10,920 When I was a wheel hound, 1315 01:09:10,940 --> 01:09:13,440 every little scrap, whether it be the well 1316 01:09:13,460 --> 01:09:14,910 or real estate broker. 1317 01:09:16,120 --> 01:09:16,920 - Ah, 1318 01:09:16,950 --> 01:09:17,950 I found it. 1319 01:09:20,260 --> 01:09:22,860 - What do you have there? 1320 01:09:22,880 --> 01:09:25,140 - It's a female house shark costume. 1321 01:09:25,160 --> 01:09:26,140 - A what? 1322 01:09:26,160 --> 01:09:28,620 - A female house shark costume. 1323 01:09:28,650 --> 01:09:32,010 - It looks like a regular shark costume to me. 1324 01:09:32,030 --> 01:09:33,690 - Vhat? You don't zee the apron? 1325 01:09:35,140 --> 01:09:38,150 - So one of us gets in the suit. 1326 01:09:38,170 --> 01:09:40,530 Goes out into the house. 1327 01:09:40,560 --> 01:09:42,600 Presents his anus. 1328 01:09:42,630 --> 01:09:44,430 Our anus, 1329 01:09:44,460 --> 01:09:46,810 Shark's in the house. 1330 01:09:46,840 --> 01:09:49,080 Hope the shark thinks it's a vagina. 1331 01:09:49,910 --> 01:09:51,580 Our shark? 1332 01:09:51,600 --> 01:09:53,370 - Yeah, pretty much. 1333 01:09:53,400 --> 01:09:54,950 - Sounds good to me. 1334 01:10:00,890 --> 01:10:03,730 - Well, I am not wearing a women's costume. 1335 01:10:03,750 --> 01:10:05,040 - I'm paying you $10 G's. 1336 01:10:05,060 --> 01:10:06,270 You well what I say. 1337 01:10:08,620 --> 01:10:09,690 - Ah, Abraham. 1338 01:10:11,140 --> 01:10:14,070 Was that name badge from the Syracuse Parade Of Houses? 1339 01:10:15,870 --> 01:10:17,600 - Ah, yes, it is. 1340 01:10:17,630 --> 01:10:21,040 - Were you in the Syracuse Parade of Houses in '04? 1341 01:10:22,530 --> 01:10:23,920 - Aye, I was. 1342 01:10:23,940 --> 01:10:26,050 - Wait, what's the Syracuse Parade of Houses? 1343 01:10:27,190 --> 01:10:28,410 Oh, wait, I think I've read about that. 1344 01:10:28,430 --> 01:10:29,930 That's when they... 1345 01:10:29,950 --> 01:10:32,240 - Syracuse Parade of Houses. [OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 1346 01:10:32,260 --> 01:10:33,370 2004. 1347 01:10:34,540 --> 01:10:37,230 Biggest home sales event in the Northeast. 1348 01:10:38,540 --> 01:10:40,590 Hundreds of families touring homes. 1349 01:10:40,620 --> 01:10:42,130 All across Central New York. 1350 01:10:43,240 --> 01:10:45,000 I was the head realtor for that event. 1351 01:10:46,240 --> 01:10:48,240 It was a normal day. 1352 01:10:49,250 --> 01:10:50,590 Sun shining bright. 1353 01:10:52,390 --> 01:10:54,460 I was poised to make hundreds of thousands. 1354 01:10:56,980 --> 01:10:59,500 But I knew something was off that day. 1355 01:11:01,120 --> 01:11:04,170 Storm clouds on the horizon. 1356 01:11:04,190 --> 01:11:06,100 Seemed to hover there. 1357 01:11:06,120 --> 01:11:08,020 Like a storm was brewin'. 1358 01:11:09,470 --> 01:11:10,690 I didn't get the fast hand 1359 01:11:10,710 --> 01:11:12,480 that anything was up 'til about lunchtime. 1360 01:11:14,340 --> 01:11:16,240 A couple missed their second showing. 1361 01:11:17,580 --> 01:11:19,650 Another family disappeared on the second floor. 1362 01:11:21,240 --> 01:11:23,810 I thought they'd slipped out before I could give them 1363 01:11:23,830 --> 01:11:25,800 the old fashioned hard press, you know? 1364 01:11:27,940 --> 01:11:30,040 But then, I saw my buddy. 1365 01:11:31,390 --> 01:11:32,390 My co-worker. 1366 01:11:33,120 --> 01:11:34,120 Tommy Jefferson. 1367 01:11:35,190 --> 01:11:36,370 He was a young guy. 1368 01:11:36,400 --> 01:11:40,330 30's, but looked like 12 like Mr. Taylor, here. 1369 01:11:42,680 --> 01:11:45,230 I thought I was he was sitting, resting in a chair. 1370 01:11:47,650 --> 01:11:49,440 I put my hand on his shoulder, 1371 01:11:50,650 --> 01:11:51,890 and he fell over. 1372 01:11:53,830 --> 01:11:57,320 He was bitten in half. 1373 01:11:57,350 --> 01:11:59,110 After that, chaos broke out. 1374 01:12:00,320 --> 01:12:02,320 People were running and screaming. 1375 01:12:03,180 --> 01:12:05,390 There were blood, guts, balls, 1376 01:12:06,530 --> 01:12:08,090 vaginas. 1377 01:12:08,120 --> 01:12:09,120 Human insides. 1378 01:12:10,330 --> 01:12:12,810 Half digested clam chowder, if you know what I mean? 1379 01:12:14,680 --> 01:12:15,680 It was everywhere. 1380 01:12:16,750 --> 01:12:19,170 That's when I saw him for the first time. 1381 01:12:19,200 --> 01:12:20,510 The house shark. 1382 01:12:21,440 --> 01:12:23,060 He had the blackest of eyes. 1383 01:12:24,270 --> 01:12:25,080 Cold 1384 01:12:25,100 --> 01:12:26,100 and dark. 1385 01:12:27,410 --> 01:12:30,040 Like a porn star's anus before it's bleached. 1386 01:12:32,210 --> 01:12:33,700 He lunged at me. 1387 01:12:33,730 --> 01:12:37,190 He bit off both my arms, my legs, my head. 1388 01:12:37,210 --> 01:12:39,640 All in three quick moves. 1389 01:12:39,670 --> 01:12:41,470 - Your head? 1390 01:12:41,500 --> 01:12:44,390 - I woke up three days later in the hospital. 1391 01:12:45,530 --> 01:12:46,890 The good doctor's had managed 1392 01:12:46,910 --> 01:12:48,430 to stitch me all back together. 1393 01:12:50,440 --> 01:12:53,070 I'm not sure how many people died that day. 1394 01:12:53,090 --> 01:12:54,170 Three, 1395 01:12:54,200 --> 01:12:55,210 four, 1396 01:12:55,230 --> 01:12:56,350 maybe none. 1397 01:12:56,370 --> 01:12:58,110 I don't know. 1398 01:12:58,130 --> 01:12:59,930 I never saw the house shark again. 1399 01:13:00,930 --> 01:13:02,930 That is, well, not 'til today. 1400 01:13:04,030 --> 01:13:05,520 Came close a few times. 1401 01:13:06,380 --> 01:13:08,070 Could always sense him near. 1402 01:13:10,560 --> 01:13:12,350 But he managed to allude me. 1403 01:13:14,800 --> 01:13:17,430 I'll never sell another house again, Mr. Roosevelt, 1404 01:13:18,600 --> 01:13:20,100 But I will kill that house shark, 1405 01:13:20,120 --> 01:13:21,850 if it's the last thing I do. 1406 01:13:27,640 --> 01:13:29,590 Life can terrible, yes. 1407 01:13:29,610 --> 01:13:30,820 But we push on. 1408 01:13:32,130 --> 01:13:33,650 'Cause that's what we do. 1409 01:13:34,650 --> 01:13:35,690 We're Americans. 1410 01:13:37,310 --> 01:13:40,380 We stand together as a family and we fight. 1411 01:13:42,630 --> 01:13:44,490 God bless you and your family. 1412 01:13:46,530 --> 01:13:48,220 God bless, America. 1413 01:13:53,950 --> 01:13:57,270 [HAND PATTING ON BACK] - Yeah, 1414 01:13:57,290 --> 01:13:58,290 America. 1415 01:14:02,850 --> 01:14:06,300 [ABRAHAM SLURPING BOOZE] 1416 01:14:09,000 --> 01:14:10,910 - Hey, Frank, you never finished telling me 1417 01:14:10,930 --> 01:14:12,600 vhy you left the force. 1418 01:14:12,620 --> 01:14:14,320 - Oh, yeah, that. [JARRING ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 1419 01:14:14,350 --> 01:14:16,120 I wanna make a long story short, 1420 01:14:16,140 --> 01:14:17,810 one day my partner and I... 1421 01:14:17,830 --> 01:14:19,780 - We don't have time for this sausage fest. 1422 01:14:19,800 --> 01:14:20,850 House shark. 1423 01:14:20,870 --> 01:14:22,430 - [FRANK] What, goddammit. 1424 01:14:22,460 --> 01:14:23,640 - That must be a 10 footer. 1425 01:14:23,670 --> 01:14:26,440 A, a couple meters, sure. 1426 01:14:26,460 --> 01:14:29,470 - 14 foot to be exact, no less than one ton. 1427 01:14:31,120 --> 01:14:33,720 Shoot him boys, shoot it down. 1428 01:14:33,750 --> 01:14:35,210 - [FRANK] We're gonna need a bigger house. 1429 01:14:35,230 --> 01:14:36,970 - It's all about size with you, isn't it, Frank? 1430 01:14:36,990 --> 01:14:38,100 - [FRANK] No. 1431 01:14:38,130 --> 01:14:39,380 So what do we do? 1432 01:14:39,410 --> 01:14:40,590 - I need you to go out there, Frank. 1433 01:14:40,610 --> 01:14:42,280 - [FRANK] Get closer, what? 1434 01:14:42,310 --> 01:14:43,320 No 1435 01:14:43,340 --> 01:14:44,630 way. - Yes, go closer, 1436 01:14:44,650 --> 01:14:46,110 turn around and provoke. 1437 01:14:46,140 --> 01:14:47,390 - [FRANK] I can't provoke, you're insane. 1438 01:14:47,410 --> 01:14:49,430 - Yes, show your lady parts to him. 1439 01:14:49,450 --> 01:14:51,810 - [FRANK] Oh, you know, you show your lady parts at him. 1440 01:14:51,830 --> 01:14:53,290 - The only reason why we're still alive 1441 01:14:53,320 --> 01:14:55,120 is because he thinks you are female, 1442 01:14:55,150 --> 01:14:57,020 so go out there, let him mount you, 1443 01:14:57,040 --> 01:14:58,780 and I have some drugs that will knock him out later. 1444 01:14:58,800 --> 01:15:01,510 - [FRANK] I am not letting a house shark have sex with me. 1445 01:15:01,530 --> 01:15:03,030 - [ZACHARY] Oh, just let him put the tip in. 1446 01:15:03,050 --> 01:15:04,860 - The tip? - Oh, God, 1447 01:15:04,880 --> 01:15:06,920 just go out there before he attacks us. 1448 01:15:07,810 --> 01:15:11,550 - Out of the way. 1449 01:15:11,580 --> 01:15:12,750 Where'd he go? 1450 01:15:13,990 --> 01:15:15,250 [JARRING ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 1451 01:15:15,270 --> 01:15:16,140 [MEN GASPING] 1452 01:15:16,170 --> 01:15:17,770 How'd he get behind us? 1453 01:15:17,790 --> 01:15:19,040 [GUN WHIRRING] 1454 01:15:19,070 --> 01:15:20,420 [GUN BEEPING] 1455 01:15:20,450 --> 01:15:21,700 He's got a gun. 1456 01:15:21,720 --> 01:15:24,350 [GUN WHIRRING] 1457 01:15:25,760 --> 01:15:27,980 [LASER PINGING] [WALL SIZZLING] 1458 01:15:28,010 --> 01:15:30,740 [DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 1459 01:15:30,770 --> 01:15:32,570 Zachary, get behind me. 1460 01:15:32,600 --> 01:15:34,640 Our newest friend's rock hard, 1461 01:15:34,670 --> 01:15:36,400 chiseled [MUMBLING]. 1462 01:15:36,430 --> 01:15:38,540 - What, what are you talking about, I'm not dead? 1463 01:15:38,570 --> 01:15:41,030 - Ah, go to the light, my son. 1464 01:15:41,050 --> 01:15:42,270 Go and be. 1465 01:15:42,300 --> 01:15:44,930 - I don't fight, I vant him alive. 1466 01:15:44,950 --> 01:15:46,590 [GUN WHIRRING] - Huh? 1467 01:15:46,610 --> 01:15:48,350 [ARROW SWOOSHING] [ARROW THUDS IN SHARK] 1468 01:15:48,370 --> 01:15:50,730 [FRANK GRUNTING] [SHARK GUN CLACKING] 1469 01:15:50,750 --> 01:15:54,450 [DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 1470 01:15:57,000 --> 01:16:00,000 [NEEDLE CLATTERING] 1471 01:16:07,630 --> 01:16:09,750 - Oh, vammit, Abraham. 1472 01:16:09,770 --> 01:16:12,580 You scared him off. [SIGHING] 1473 01:16:12,600 --> 01:16:14,270 [HAND BANGS AGAINST FLOOR] [ZACHARY GRUNTING] 1474 01:16:14,290 --> 01:16:15,650 You idiot, 1475 01:16:15,670 --> 01:16:18,790 he is gone, you should have waited. 1476 01:16:18,820 --> 01:16:22,660 - What did you mean when you said you wanted him alive? 1477 01:16:22,680 --> 01:16:26,490 - Me, I said that? No. [LAUGHING] 1478 01:16:26,510 --> 01:16:28,350 My English is bad. 1479 01:16:28,380 --> 01:16:29,930 - Oh, Mr. Taylor? 1480 01:16:32,660 --> 01:16:34,950 You've got some explaining to do. 1481 01:16:34,970 --> 01:16:39,970 - Oh, [WHIMPERING] give it back. [WHIMPERING] 1482 01:16:41,530 --> 01:16:42,530 Oh, no. 1483 01:16:44,250 --> 01:16:48,260 [ZACHARY GASPING] - Get talkin'. 1484 01:16:50,680 --> 01:16:52,570 - I guess I can drop the fake accent. 1485 01:16:53,400 --> 01:16:54,280 - It was fake? 1486 01:16:54,300 --> 01:16:55,240 [ABRAHAM CHUCKLING] 1487 01:16:55,270 --> 01:16:57,450 What, like you knew? 1488 01:16:57,470 --> 01:16:59,040 - Actually, I did. 1489 01:16:59,060 --> 01:17:00,900 - Ah, no you didn't. [OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 1490 01:17:00,930 --> 01:17:03,490 - Totally did. - Will you morons, shut up? 1491 01:17:03,520 --> 01:17:04,840 [HAND SLAPPING BACK OF HEAD] Oh. 1492 01:17:04,860 --> 01:17:06,870 [ATMOSPHERIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 1493 01:17:06,900 --> 01:17:08,840 It was just an experiment. 1494 01:17:08,870 --> 01:17:10,390 I was still a teen, practically. 1495 01:17:10,420 --> 01:17:11,940 - What kind of experiment? 1496 01:17:12,870 --> 01:17:14,610 - I'm a private scientist. 1497 01:17:14,630 --> 01:17:16,060 I had some leftover plutonium, 1498 01:17:16,080 --> 01:17:19,270 that I had from a contract with the USA Military. 1499 01:17:19,290 --> 01:17:21,510 Only this was no ordinary plutonium. 1500 01:17:21,530 --> 01:17:23,410 It was highly weaponized. 1501 01:17:23,430 --> 01:17:25,650 We were testing it on animals. 1502 01:17:25,680 --> 01:17:28,900 It was designed to rapidly increase their intelligence. 1503 01:17:28,920 --> 01:17:32,590 To give them knowledge on weapons and hand-to-hand combat, 1504 01:17:32,610 --> 01:17:36,490 and superpowers, such as camouflage and transmutation. 1505 01:17:36,510 --> 01:17:38,220 But it didn't work. 1506 01:17:38,240 --> 01:17:39,700 It should have. 1507 01:17:39,720 --> 01:17:42,980 I ran the computations over and over again, but it didn't. 1508 01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:44,530 So I thought I would use it. 1509 01:17:44,560 --> 01:17:46,910 Use it on myself, to well, 1510 01:17:46,940 --> 01:17:49,570 you're gonna think this sounds crazy. 1511 01:17:49,600 --> 01:17:51,570 - Crazier than this? 1512 01:17:51,600 --> 01:17:53,300 I doubt it. 1513 01:17:53,320 --> 01:17:55,980 - I wanted to give myself Spider-Man superpowers. 1514 01:17:57,400 --> 01:17:59,960 - Okay, you're right, that is crazier. 1515 01:17:59,990 --> 01:18:02,210 - I just thought it would be so cool. 1516 01:18:02,230 --> 01:18:05,680 For once in my life, to finally score with some babes. 1517 01:18:07,100 --> 01:18:10,970 - Yeah, I mean, Spider-Man powers are cool and all, 1518 01:18:11,000 --> 01:18:13,670 but I prefer Mysterio myself. 1519 01:18:13,690 --> 01:18:15,490 - Mysterio, really? 1520 01:18:15,520 --> 01:18:19,080 - Ah, yeah, he's Spider-Man's greatest enemy. 1521 01:18:19,110 --> 01:18:21,010 That and I just kinda think he's cool. 1522 01:18:22,180 --> 01:18:23,400 - That is so dumb. 1523 01:18:23,420 --> 01:18:24,640 - I was mixing it in my lab, 1524 01:18:24,670 --> 01:18:26,540 when suddenly, something went wrong. 1525 01:18:26,560 --> 01:18:28,400 There was an explosion. 1526 01:18:28,430 --> 01:18:30,580 When I woke up, my shark had been exposed 1527 01:18:30,600 --> 01:18:32,990 to what should have been a deadly dose of radiation. 1528 01:18:33,020 --> 01:18:34,480 But he didn't die. 1529 01:18:34,500 --> 01:18:37,760 No, Woodrow had transformed into that beast 1530 01:18:37,780 --> 01:18:39,590 that we saw today. 1531 01:18:39,610 --> 01:18:40,690 I could tell immediately, 1532 01:18:40,720 --> 01:18:42,830 that its intelligence had increased. 1533 01:18:42,860 --> 01:18:44,390 But it didn't kill me. 1534 01:18:44,410 --> 01:18:47,110 It was confused and jumped into the sink. 1535 01:18:47,140 --> 01:18:49,670 Then it disappeared, and I didn't see it again. 1536 01:18:49,690 --> 01:18:50,910 Until today. 1537 01:18:50,930 --> 01:18:52,380 - Okay, so you created it. 1538 01:18:53,830 --> 01:18:55,710 That means you must know how to kill it. 1539 01:18:55,730 --> 01:18:57,950 - Maybe, but he's evolved. 1540 01:18:57,970 --> 01:19:01,180 He's faster, much bigger, and smarter. 1541 01:19:02,570 --> 01:19:03,750 I thought I could capture him, 1542 01:19:03,770 --> 01:19:05,920 and just do some testing at my lab, 1543 01:19:05,950 --> 01:19:08,550 but after what I saw today, 1544 01:19:08,570 --> 01:19:10,790 I know our only option is to kill him. 1545 01:19:10,820 --> 01:19:12,900 - Okay, shark expert. 1546 01:19:12,920 --> 01:19:15,690 How do you suppose we do that? 1547 01:19:15,720 --> 01:19:16,720 - The gun. 1548 01:19:17,550 --> 01:19:19,180 That would stop him, right? 1549 01:19:19,200 --> 01:19:20,010 - [ABRAHAM] Gun? 1550 01:19:20,030 --> 01:19:21,620 - The variable, onumous, 1551 01:19:22,650 --> 01:19:24,010 the ray gun. 1552 01:19:24,040 --> 01:19:25,530 - You have a ray gun? 1553 01:19:25,550 --> 01:19:27,120 - The gun won't stop it. 1554 01:19:27,140 --> 01:19:29,880 It will hurt it, maybe subdue it for awhile, 1555 01:19:29,900 --> 01:19:32,540 but house sharks have the power of regeneration. 1556 01:19:32,560 --> 01:19:33,780 It can't kill it. 1557 01:19:33,800 --> 01:19:35,300 - So you're saying we can't stop him? 1558 01:19:35,320 --> 01:19:38,200 Then why would you send us in on a suicide mission? 1559 01:19:38,220 --> 01:19:40,610 - No, there might be a way. 1560 01:19:40,640 --> 01:19:41,710 At least I think. 1561 01:19:43,020 --> 01:19:45,030 Like I said, it was exposed to enough radiation, 1562 01:19:45,060 --> 01:19:46,720 that it should have killed it. 1563 01:19:46,750 --> 01:19:49,480 Maybe if we expose it to a bit more plutonium, 1564 01:19:49,510 --> 01:19:51,250 it can cause a chain reaction. 1565 01:19:51,270 --> 01:19:53,350 One that will cause an explosion. 1566 01:19:53,370 --> 01:19:55,770 One that it can't come back from. 1567 01:19:55,790 --> 01:19:56,940 - But you aren't certain? 1568 01:19:56,960 --> 01:19:59,290 - I saw it in a Godzilla movie once. 1569 01:19:59,310 --> 01:20:00,620 The theory is sound. 1570 01:20:01,520 --> 01:20:04,020 - How to you plan to induce 1571 01:20:04,040 --> 01:20:05,330 this 1572 01:20:05,350 --> 01:20:06,670 reaction? 1573 01:20:06,700 --> 01:20:09,080 - Well, I have some plutonium in my bag. 1574 01:20:13,810 --> 01:20:14,810 It's, it's gone. 1575 01:20:15,810 --> 01:20:18,650 You, you went in my pack and you took it. 1576 01:20:18,680 --> 01:20:19,890 - I don't know what you're talking about. 1577 01:20:19,920 --> 01:20:21,280 I didn't take anything. 1578 01:20:21,300 --> 01:20:22,860 [CROSSBOW WHACKS AGAINST BACK] 1579 01:20:22,890 --> 01:20:26,970 - Enough of this scientific mumbo-jumbo. 1580 01:20:26,990 --> 01:20:30,010 Thou shark's still an animal, right? 1581 01:20:30,030 --> 01:20:31,690 We've seen it bleed. 1582 01:20:32,550 --> 01:20:34,390 If it bleeds, we can kill it. 1583 01:20:34,420 --> 01:20:36,390 And if we can kill it, it'll be dead. 1584 01:20:36,420 --> 01:20:38,330 If it's dead, it won't be alive. 1585 01:20:38,350 --> 01:20:42,300 And we will run the organs, the house shark. 1586 01:20:42,320 --> 01:20:45,750 And we'll celebrate with whiskey on our lips, 1587 01:20:45,770 --> 01:20:48,500 and ladies in our laps [GURGLING], gentlemen, 1588 01:20:49,880 --> 01:20:52,510 for you. - What are you suggesting? 1589 01:20:52,540 --> 01:20:57,310 - [GRUNTING] I'm suggesting we do it the old fashioned way. 1590 01:20:57,340 --> 01:20:59,420 With how we say, 1591 01:20:59,440 --> 01:21:00,760 good ole, 1592 01:21:00,790 --> 01:21:02,620 American firepower. 1593 01:21:03,510 --> 01:21:04,660 And some, 1594 01:21:04,690 --> 01:21:05,860 some know how. 1595 01:21:06,930 --> 01:21:08,220 [GUN PULLEY CLACKING] 1596 01:21:08,240 --> 01:21:09,420 - Sounds good to me. 1597 01:21:10,800 --> 01:21:12,430 What's the first step? 1598 01:21:12,450 --> 01:21:15,590 - Where's the lady [GROANING] costume? 1599 01:21:29,230 --> 01:21:30,790 - You really think this will work? 1600 01:21:30,820 --> 01:21:35,820 - Absolutely, you brought the, ah, prophylactics, right? 1601 01:21:36,550 --> 01:21:39,310 - Pro... [SIGHING]. 1602 01:21:40,380 --> 01:21:43,210 [ABRAHAM SIGHING] 1603 01:21:44,110 --> 01:21:47,570 ♪ He was a saucy sailor boy ♪ 1604 01:21:47,590 --> 01:21:52,190 ♪ Who came from afar ♪ 1605 01:21:52,220 --> 01:21:55,540 ♪ Dressed and made to be the bride ♪ 1606 01:21:55,570 --> 01:21:59,990 ♪ Of poor Jack Tar ♪ 1607 01:22:00,020 --> 01:22:04,140 ♪ The maiden, a poor fisher girl ♪ 1608 01:22:04,160 --> 01:22:08,350 ♪ She stored close by his side ♪ 1609 01:22:08,370 --> 01:22:11,210 ♪ She answered with a scornful look ♪ 1610 01:22:11,240 --> 01:22:15,460 ♪ Thus I'll not be arised ♪ 1611 01:22:15,480 --> 01:22:18,670 ♪ You're mad to think I'd marry you ♪ 1612 01:22:18,690 --> 01:22:22,190 ♪ Too ragged that you are ♪ 1613 01:22:22,210 --> 01:22:24,670 ♪ Begone ya saucy sailor boy ♪ 1614 01:22:24,700 --> 01:22:27,020 ♪ Begone you Jack Tar ♪ 1615 01:22:27,050 --> 01:22:30,890 ♪ With money in my pocket, love ♪ 1616 01:22:30,910 --> 01:22:34,100 ♪ And a bright golden star ♪ 1617 01:22:34,120 --> 01:22:36,790 ♪ These clothes of mine in rags ♪ 1618 01:22:36,810 --> 01:22:40,310 ♪ But karma [MUMBLING] ♪ 1619 01:22:40,330 --> 01:22:42,490 ♪ Though black my hands, my gold is clean ♪ 1620 01:22:42,510 --> 01:22:44,870 ♪ So I'll sail afar ♪ 1621 01:22:44,890 --> 01:22:47,150 ♪ A fairer maid then you I ween ♪ 1622 01:22:47,170 --> 01:22:49,350 ♪ You little Jack Tar ♪ 1623 01:22:49,380 --> 01:22:54,360 ♪ Slay, slay, you saucy sailor boy ♪ 1624 01:22:54,380 --> 01:22:57,500 ♪ Do not sail afar [FLOOR BOARDS CRACKING] 1625 01:22:57,520 --> 01:22:59,470 ♪ I love you, will marry you [FLOOR BOARDS CRACKING] 1626 01:22:59,490 --> 01:23:02,060 ♪ You silly Jack Tar [FLOOR BOARDS CRACKING] 1627 01:23:02,080 --> 01:23:03,130 [DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 1628 01:23:03,150 --> 01:23:04,680 [SHARK BASHING THROUGH BOARDS] 1629 01:23:04,700 --> 01:23:07,170 [ABRAHAM AND FRANK GASPING] [DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 1630 01:23:07,190 --> 01:23:10,190 [ZACHARY SCREAMING] 1631 01:23:16,820 --> 01:23:21,820 [SHARK'S TEETH CHOMPING] [FRANK GASPING] 1632 01:23:25,070 --> 01:23:27,430 [CHAIR CLACKS AGAINST FLOOR] [SHARK'S TEETH CHOMPING] 1633 01:23:27,450 --> 01:23:28,620 - House shark? 1634 01:23:30,320 --> 01:23:35,320 Look at me, I'm kissing your girlfriend. [MIMICS KISSING] 1635 01:23:36,600 --> 01:23:39,220 Ah, she's so pretty, I think I love her. 1636 01:23:40,190 --> 01:23:42,860 [DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 1637 01:23:42,880 --> 01:23:44,960 [BOW CLICKING] [ARROW THUDDING IN SHARK] 1638 01:23:44,990 --> 01:23:46,890 [SHARK THUDDING AGAINST BODY] [ABRAHAM GRUNTING] 1639 01:23:46,920 --> 01:23:49,820 [ABRAHAM GROANING] 1640 01:23:53,930 --> 01:23:57,560 [GUN FIRING] [ABRAHAM GROANING] 1641 01:23:57,580 --> 01:24:00,620 [ABRAHAM WHIMPERING] 1642 01:24:02,350 --> 01:24:07,350 [ABRAHAM YELPING] [FEET THUDDING AGAINST SHARK] 1643 01:24:08,800 --> 01:24:12,390 [ABRAHAM MUMBLING GIBBERISH] [FEET THUDDING AGAINST SHARK] 1644 01:24:13,460 --> 01:24:15,190 Who the hell are you? 1645 01:24:17,290 --> 01:24:18,290 - Damn squatters. 1646 01:24:19,120 --> 01:24:20,930 - Ah, damn foreigners. 1647 01:24:20,950 --> 01:24:25,960 [HEAD THUDDING AGAINST SHARK] [DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 1648 01:24:28,860 --> 01:24:33,250 [BONES CRACKING] [FLESH TEARING] 1649 01:24:33,280 --> 01:24:34,220 - Get out the way. 1650 01:24:34,240 --> 01:24:37,290 - Don't wait for me. 1651 01:24:37,310 --> 01:24:39,050 No, no, no, wait, wait. 1652 01:24:39,070 --> 01:24:40,640 - Move. 1653 01:24:40,660 --> 01:24:43,850 [ELECTRONIC PINGING] 1654 01:24:43,870 --> 01:24:47,050 [HAND TAPPING ON GUN] 1655 01:24:49,080 --> 01:24:53,860 [CAGE SCRAPING ON FLOOR] [ZACHARY SCREAMING] 1656 01:24:53,880 --> 01:24:57,070 [ZACHARY SCREAMING] 1657 01:24:57,090 --> 01:25:01,240 [ZACHARY SCREAMING] [BLOOD SPURTING] 1658 01:25:01,270 --> 01:25:04,770 [ZACHARY SCREAMING] 1659 01:25:04,790 --> 01:25:08,080 [ZACHARY SCREAMING] 1660 01:25:08,100 --> 01:25:11,110 [ZACHARY SCREAMING] 1661 01:25:14,730 --> 01:25:15,730 What do we do? 1662 01:25:16,940 --> 01:25:19,710 - Too tight of quarters to go after him. 1663 01:25:19,740 --> 01:25:21,540 We need a new plan. 1664 01:25:21,560 --> 01:25:22,880 - Well what about Zachary? 1665 01:25:23,950 --> 01:25:26,370 - Forget that commie, Nazi bastard. 1666 01:25:26,400 --> 01:25:27,710 He's on his own. 1667 01:25:32,370 --> 01:25:35,060 [FRANK SIGHING] 1668 01:25:36,300 --> 01:25:39,130 [ZACHARY MOANING] 1669 01:25:40,310 --> 01:25:43,140 [ZACHARY SIGHING] 1670 01:25:44,380 --> 01:25:48,070 [ZACHARY BREATHING HEAVILY] 1671 01:25:53,840 --> 01:25:58,740 - [WHIMPERING] They just left me with him. 1672 01:26:00,020 --> 01:26:03,860 I'll get them for this. [OOZE SQUIRTING] 1673 01:26:03,880 --> 01:26:07,240 [HAND WHACKING AGAINST GUN] 1674 01:26:07,270 --> 01:26:09,850 - [SIGHING] It's of no use anymore. 1675 01:26:12,030 --> 01:26:13,030 - Last arrow. 1676 01:26:15,650 --> 01:26:17,360 - Final magazine. 1677 01:26:17,380 --> 01:26:19,770 [MAGAZINE CLACKING IN GUN] [GUN PULLEY CLACKING] 1678 01:26:19,800 --> 01:26:21,980 Look, maybe we should just leave? 1679 01:26:22,000 --> 01:26:23,430 You know, re-equip ourselves, 1680 01:26:23,450 --> 01:26:26,190 now that we better know what we're dealing with here. 1681 01:26:26,220 --> 01:26:27,220 - We can't. 1682 01:26:29,940 --> 01:26:32,820 - Look, you need to put this personal grudge 1683 01:26:32,840 --> 01:26:34,680 that you have going on with the house shark aside, 1684 01:26:34,710 --> 01:26:37,720 and realize that we can't do this alone. 1685 01:26:37,740 --> 01:26:38,620 We need 1686 01:26:38,640 --> 01:26:39,690 help. 1687 01:26:39,710 --> 01:26:41,300 - Francis, my boy, [MUMBLING]. 1688 01:26:42,890 --> 01:26:44,480 We're best friends 'til the end. 1689 01:26:45,920 --> 01:26:49,210 It's just a little matter of me passing this key. 1690 01:26:49,240 --> 01:26:50,240 - Oh, gross. 1691 01:26:51,830 --> 01:26:54,730 You know, maybe we should just let the house shark eat us. 1692 01:27:00,080 --> 01:27:01,080 Think Zachary's dead? 1693 01:27:01,980 --> 01:27:03,670 - Dead and shat out. 1694 01:27:04,700 --> 01:27:07,360 [PHONE BUZZING] 1695 01:27:08,220 --> 01:27:09,220 - Oh, look. 1696 01:27:10,090 --> 01:27:11,090 He's alive. 1697 01:27:12,300 --> 01:27:14,830 - Well, we'll use that gadget to call for help. 1698 01:27:14,850 --> 01:27:16,380 [FLOOR BOARDS CREAKING] [DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 1699 01:27:16,400 --> 01:27:17,420 - What is that? 1700 01:27:17,440 --> 01:27:18,690 - Looks like someone's back 1701 01:27:18,720 --> 01:27:21,660 for the old, noon time Flipper fin. 1702 01:27:21,680 --> 01:27:23,700 [CLATTERING FROM WALLS] 1703 01:27:23,720 --> 01:27:25,630 - Where is he? 1704 01:27:25,650 --> 01:27:28,700 [FRANK SCREAMING] 1705 01:27:28,730 --> 01:27:32,400 [GUN WHIRRING AND CLACKING] [FRANK GASPING] 1706 01:27:32,420 --> 01:27:34,780 - We're almost to [MUMBLING]. 1707 01:27:34,800 --> 01:27:37,800 It's been a pleasure workin' with... 1708 01:27:38,910 --> 01:27:40,820 - It's been an honor, Mr. Lincoln. 1709 01:27:40,840 --> 01:27:42,680 [DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 1710 01:27:42,710 --> 01:27:45,240 [GUN BEEPING] 1711 01:27:45,260 --> 01:27:46,200 [BAT WHACKS AGAINST GUN] 1712 01:27:46,230 --> 01:27:47,620 [GUN SHATTERING AGAINST FLOOR] 1713 01:27:47,640 --> 01:27:50,280 [BAT THUDDING AGAINST SHARK] - No fish or mammal 1714 01:27:50,300 --> 01:27:53,140 or anything gonna deny me a house sale. 1715 01:27:53,160 --> 01:27:55,140 - You've been in here the whole time? 1716 01:27:55,170 --> 01:27:58,590 Is that you, dog? [BAT THUDDING AGAINST SHARK] 1717 01:27:58,620 --> 01:27:59,940 - Sorry, I was hiding in a closet, 1718 01:27:59,960 --> 01:28:02,980 and I got locked in and I couldn't get out, 1719 01:28:03,000 --> 01:28:05,420 but that flash must have dislodged the lock. 1720 01:28:06,800 --> 01:28:07,740 - You're just in time. [BAT THUDDING AGAINST SHARK] 1721 01:28:07,770 --> 01:28:09,400 What's the plan? 1722 01:28:09,420 --> 01:28:12,060 - I'm gonna do what they do in all the mutant shark movies, 1723 01:28:12,080 --> 01:28:13,430 and the first Men In Black, 1724 01:28:14,840 --> 01:28:15,850 I'm goin' in. 1725 01:28:15,880 --> 01:28:17,160 [GRENADE PIN CLICKING] 1726 01:28:17,190 --> 01:28:19,200 [RONALD SCREAMING] 1727 01:28:19,220 --> 01:28:24,230 [BONES CRACKING] [FLESH TEARING] 1728 01:28:24,950 --> 01:28:26,000 - Grab some cover. 1729 01:28:26,020 --> 01:28:29,970 [DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 1730 01:28:29,990 --> 01:28:32,820 [FLESH SQUISHING] 1731 01:28:34,790 --> 01:28:37,180 [GRENADE EXPLODING] 1732 01:28:37,210 --> 01:28:40,430 [SHARK SHRIEKING] 1733 01:28:40,450 --> 01:28:41,450 - Shit. 1734 01:28:52,090 --> 01:28:54,370 I think he'll be back for dessert. 1735 01:28:54,400 --> 01:28:55,930 - Preferably a 1736 01:28:55,950 --> 01:28:57,060 banana split. 1737 01:28:58,260 --> 01:29:03,030 You're the banana, and I'm the nuts. 1738 01:29:08,340 --> 01:29:10,870 [FUSE CLACKING] 1739 01:29:10,900 --> 01:29:14,570 [ZACHARY CHUCKLING OMINOUSLY] 1740 01:29:14,590 --> 01:29:17,180 [FUSE BEEPING] 1741 01:29:24,570 --> 01:29:27,130 [ZACHARY BLOWING IN HOSE] 1742 01:29:27,150 --> 01:29:30,060 [FUSE BEEPING] 1743 01:29:30,090 --> 01:29:32,100 [FUSE BEEPING RAPIDLY] 1744 01:29:32,130 --> 01:29:36,610 [TANK EXPLODING IN A THUNDEROUS BOOM] 1745 01:29:37,580 --> 01:29:40,270 [WATER RUNNING] 1746 01:29:41,480 --> 01:29:42,490 - What was that? 1747 01:29:42,520 --> 01:29:45,530 [WATER SPLASHING] 1748 01:29:45,550 --> 01:29:48,360 [WATER RUSHING] 1749 01:29:48,380 --> 01:29:51,600 [FRANK GASPING] [ABRAHAM GRUNTING] 1750 01:29:51,630 --> 01:29:53,260 - I can't swim. 1751 01:29:53,280 --> 01:29:55,370 Oh, God, I can't do that. 1752 01:29:55,390 --> 01:29:57,910 And there's water in my flask. 1753 01:29:59,260 --> 01:30:01,130 - Here, take this. [ABRAHAM GROANING] 1754 01:30:01,150 --> 01:30:02,370 It's my son's. 1755 01:30:02,400 --> 01:30:06,890 [WATER RUSHING] [ABRAHAM GROANING] 1756 01:30:06,920 --> 01:30:09,240 - Oh, what happened? 1757 01:30:09,270 --> 01:30:10,210 - I think the house shark 1758 01:30:10,230 --> 01:30:11,720 blew the hot water heater. 1759 01:30:14,060 --> 01:30:18,490 - Something tells me that wasn't the house shark. 1760 01:30:18,520 --> 01:30:19,770 - You think it was Zachary? 1761 01:30:19,790 --> 01:30:21,970 - Who the hell is Zachary? 1762 01:30:22,830 --> 01:30:24,420 - He probably plugged the drain. 1763 01:30:25,830 --> 01:30:28,810 - We're going to have to swim down there and unplug it, 1764 01:30:28,840 --> 01:30:31,400 before it fills up more and fills the house. 1765 01:30:31,430 --> 01:30:33,020 - Yeah, you're right. 1766 01:30:33,050 --> 01:30:33,850 Let's go together. 1767 01:30:33,880 --> 01:30:36,370 - Okay, I got your back. 1768 01:30:36,400 --> 01:30:38,290 But keep your eye peeled. 1769 01:30:39,500 --> 01:30:42,950 Not only for the house shark but for Zachary. 1770 01:30:43,960 --> 01:30:46,380 He may have set a trap. 1771 01:30:46,410 --> 01:30:48,520 - Okay, alright, let's go. 1772 01:30:48,550 --> 01:30:49,550 Follow me. 1773 01:30:50,240 --> 01:30:51,380 - Wait, Frank? 1774 01:30:52,340 --> 01:30:54,390 Frank? Oh, God. [FRANK GASPING] 1775 01:30:54,410 --> 01:30:58,500 - What? [GASPING] - Sorry, one more thing. 1776 01:30:58,520 --> 01:30:59,710 It calms me down. 1777 01:30:59,730 --> 01:31:01,470 [WATER RUNNING] [FRANK GASPING] 1778 01:31:01,490 --> 01:31:05,750 [ABRAHAM MOANING] [FRANK INHALING] 1779 01:31:05,770 --> 01:31:10,780 [ATMOSPHERIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] [WATER BUBBLING] 1780 01:31:33,830 --> 01:31:36,590 [WATER BUBBLING] 1781 01:31:41,360 --> 01:31:44,080 [WATER BUBBLING] 1782 01:32:20,500 --> 01:32:23,230 [WATER BUBBLING] 1783 01:32:43,940 --> 01:32:45,710 [JARRING ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 1784 01:32:45,730 --> 01:32:50,740 [ATMOSPHERIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] [WATER BUBBLING] 1785 01:33:17,660 --> 01:33:21,350 [DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 1786 01:33:52,560 --> 01:33:57,560 [ABRAHAM SCREAMING] [WATER BUBBLING] 1787 01:34:44,400 --> 01:34:47,890 [HEADS THUDDING TOGETHER] 1788 01:34:56,100 --> 01:34:58,830 [WATER BUBBLING] 1789 01:35:04,800 --> 01:35:08,500 [DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 1790 01:35:41,080 --> 01:35:43,810 [WATER BUBBLING] 1791 01:35:46,090 --> 01:35:50,020 [WATER RUNNING DOWN THE DRAIN] 1792 01:35:52,060 --> 01:35:57,060 [ABRAHAM GROANING] [ATMOSPHERIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 1793 01:35:57,790 --> 01:35:58,730 There's a problem. 1794 01:35:58,750 --> 01:36:00,240 - What? - I'm sober. 1795 01:36:01,450 --> 01:36:03,350 Frank, is that you? - Just, stop. 1796 01:36:03,380 --> 01:36:04,900 Get, get off me. 1797 01:36:06,280 --> 01:36:07,600 Where's the shark? 1798 01:36:07,620 --> 01:36:08,880 [BOXES RUSTLING] 1799 01:36:08,900 --> 01:36:10,150 - We gotta get outta here. 1800 01:36:10,180 --> 01:36:11,950 - Wait, wait, well, what about Zachary? 1801 01:36:11,970 --> 01:36:14,160 - Forget about him, we don't wanna be cornered. 1802 01:36:14,180 --> 01:36:16,230 We're [MUMBLING] loose. 1803 01:36:16,250 --> 01:36:18,850 [ABRAHAM GROANING] 1804 01:36:18,880 --> 01:36:21,990 I haven't been sober in 27 years. 1805 01:36:22,020 --> 01:36:24,240 Come, Francis, follow me. 1806 01:36:24,260 --> 01:36:25,580 I know the way. 1807 01:36:25,610 --> 01:36:29,270 [DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 1808 01:36:32,820 --> 01:36:34,140 Son of a 1809 01:36:34,170 --> 01:36:35,340 bitch is here. 1810 01:36:37,960 --> 01:36:41,120 I can feel the shark reeling. 1811 01:36:41,140 --> 01:36:44,250 [MUMBLED WHISPERING] 1812 01:36:51,010 --> 01:36:53,190 What's the ammo situation? 1813 01:36:56,640 --> 01:36:58,160 - Bullets will need to dry out. 1814 01:36:59,260 --> 01:37:00,510 I'm down to my last rounds. 1815 01:37:00,540 --> 01:37:03,140 [CARTRIDGE CLACKING] 1816 01:37:03,160 --> 01:37:04,160 - My arrows, too. 1817 01:37:05,160 --> 01:37:06,620 Dammit. 1818 01:37:06,650 --> 01:37:09,040 Damn it all to hell. 1819 01:37:09,060 --> 01:37:11,180 [ABRAHAM GRUNTING] 1820 01:37:11,200 --> 01:37:14,550 [THUDDING FROM KITCHEN] 1821 01:37:15,800 --> 01:37:18,150 Make yourself scarce. 1822 01:37:18,180 --> 01:37:21,840 [DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 1823 01:37:50,240 --> 01:37:52,080 [SHARK THUDDING AGAINST FLOOR] 1824 01:37:52,110 --> 01:37:55,160 [SHARK SNORING] 1825 01:37:55,180 --> 01:38:00,180 [FRANK SIGHING] [SHARK SNORING] 1826 01:38:01,320 --> 01:38:02,270 - Don't. 1827 01:38:02,290 --> 01:38:04,030 - I have to. 1828 01:38:04,050 --> 01:38:06,890 - Abraham, no. [SHARK SNORING] 1829 01:38:06,920 --> 01:38:08,030 [SHARK GURGLING] 1830 01:38:08,050 --> 01:38:09,410 Ah. 1831 01:38:09,440 --> 01:38:12,280 ♪ Hush little house shark ♪ 1832 01:38:12,300 --> 01:38:16,180 ♪ Now don't you wake ♪ 1833 01:38:16,200 --> 01:38:18,970 ♪ Mama's gonna bake you ♪ 1834 01:38:19,000 --> 01:38:22,530 ♪ Some human steaks [SHARK GURGLING] 1835 01:38:22,550 --> 01:38:25,150 ♪ And if those steaks ♪ 1836 01:38:25,180 --> 01:38:28,810 ♪ Don't fill you up [SHARK GURGLING] 1837 01:38:28,830 --> 01:38:31,640 ♪ Then Mama's gonna make you [SHARK SNORING] 1838 01:38:31,660 --> 01:38:36,670 ♪ Some more human steaks [SHARK SNORING] 1839 01:38:38,080 --> 01:38:39,440 [FRANK SIGHING] [SHARK SNORING] 1840 01:38:39,470 --> 01:38:40,370 [BOOK BANGING AGAINST FLOOR] 1841 01:38:40,400 --> 01:38:43,950 [DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 1842 01:38:48,300 --> 01:38:50,960 [FRANK SIGHING] 1843 01:38:56,310 --> 01:38:58,180 - We can't keep hiding. 1844 01:38:58,210 --> 01:38:59,910 Can you pass that key? 1845 01:38:59,930 --> 01:39:02,120 [ABRAHAM GRUNTING] 1846 01:39:02,140 --> 01:39:03,330 - No, 1847 01:39:03,350 --> 01:39:04,120 not yet. 1848 01:39:04,150 --> 01:39:05,710 I'm a bit constipated. 1849 01:39:05,730 --> 01:39:07,160 It doesn't help that all I've been eating 1850 01:39:07,180 --> 01:39:09,570 is Saltines and Cheez Whiz. 1851 01:39:09,600 --> 01:39:12,090 - It was your job to bring the food. 1852 01:39:12,120 --> 01:39:13,650 - It was my job to bring the food? 1853 01:39:13,670 --> 01:39:14,990 It was your job. 1854 01:39:15,020 --> 01:39:16,860 Who's to say your right and I'm wrong? 1855 01:39:16,880 --> 01:39:18,570 - You agreed at the bar. 1856 01:39:20,510 --> 01:39:21,510 - Frank. 1857 01:39:23,920 --> 01:39:25,420 I agreed, 1858 01:39:25,440 --> 01:39:26,940 you agreed. 1859 01:39:26,960 --> 01:39:28,210 Whatever. 1860 01:39:28,240 --> 01:39:29,040 Until 1861 01:39:29,070 --> 01:39:30,730 I can expel 1862 01:39:30,760 --> 01:39:32,760 this key-shaped hamster, 1863 01:39:34,280 --> 01:39:35,660 we're gonna need a plan. 1864 01:39:37,010 --> 01:39:40,300 When watching that nuclear devil sleep, 1865 01:39:40,320 --> 01:39:42,190 it gave me an idea. 1866 01:39:42,220 --> 01:39:46,260 What's the shark's greatest natural enemy? 1867 01:39:47,260 --> 01:39:48,260 - Man. 1868 01:39:48,980 --> 01:39:51,400 - No, I mean, like in the sea. 1869 01:39:53,020 --> 01:39:55,550 - I don't know, an orca? 1870 01:39:55,580 --> 01:39:58,140 - No, not an orca. 1871 01:39:58,160 --> 01:40:01,590 - No, I'm, I'm pretty sure it's an orca. 1872 01:40:01,620 --> 01:40:02,970 Or another shark. 1873 01:40:03,000 --> 01:40:04,490 - No, you fool. 1874 01:40:04,520 --> 01:40:07,530 I mean, in the sea. [FRANK SIGHING] 1875 01:40:07,550 --> 01:40:08,550 - I give up. 1876 01:40:10,900 --> 01:40:11,900 - The mantis. 1877 01:40:12,900 --> 01:40:14,740 - Mantis? 1878 01:40:14,770 --> 01:40:16,090 - Like a manta ray. 1879 01:40:16,110 --> 01:40:17,090 - No, 1880 01:40:17,110 --> 01:40:18,560 the praying mantis. 1881 01:40:19,940 --> 01:40:21,370 - No. 1882 01:40:21,390 --> 01:40:23,030 No, it isn't. 1883 01:40:23,050 --> 01:40:26,050 - I've got to train like the mantis. 1884 01:40:27,020 --> 01:40:28,210 Fight 1885 01:40:28,230 --> 01:40:29,230 like the mantis. 1886 01:40:30,300 --> 01:40:31,970 Be, 1887 01:40:31,990 --> 01:40:33,030 be the mantis. 1888 01:40:34,410 --> 01:40:36,440 And when it comes back, 1889 01:40:37,510 --> 01:40:38,510 we'll be ready. 1890 01:40:42,760 --> 01:40:43,740 - Okay. 1891 01:40:43,760 --> 01:40:47,390 [DRAMATIC PERCUSSIVE MUSIC] 1892 01:41:01,060 --> 01:41:04,100 [FISTS THUDDING AGAINST FACE] 1893 01:41:04,130 --> 01:41:05,200 You got this. 1894 01:41:06,920 --> 01:41:08,310 C'mon. 1895 01:41:08,340 --> 01:41:12,250 [FISTS THUD AGAINST STOMACH] [JACK GRUNTING] 1896 01:41:12,270 --> 01:41:13,270 Speed. 1897 01:41:14,720 --> 01:41:17,050 [ABRAHAM GRUNTING] 1898 01:41:17,070 --> 01:41:17,980 C'mon. 1899 01:41:18,000 --> 01:41:21,560 [DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 1900 01:41:22,490 --> 01:41:23,490 Speed. 1901 01:41:40,610 --> 01:41:45,490 [FIST THUDS AGAINST STOMACH] [ABRAHAM GRUNTING] 1902 01:41:45,510 --> 01:41:49,340 [FISTS THUDDING AGAINST FACE] 1903 01:42:08,710 --> 01:42:11,540 [ABRAHAM GASPING] 1904 01:42:13,300 --> 01:42:17,900 [CHUCKLING] He's gonna kill us. 1905 01:42:17,920 --> 01:42:18,920 Speed. 1906 01:42:24,070 --> 01:42:25,700 - [ABRAHAM] I'm ready. 1907 01:42:25,730 --> 01:42:28,220 - You know, maybe I should've train, too. 1908 01:42:28,250 --> 01:42:30,470 Besides, I'm in way better shape than you are. 1909 01:42:30,490 --> 01:42:31,850 [ABRAHAM CHUCKLING] 1910 01:42:31,870 --> 01:42:33,990 [ABRAHAM GROANING] - Is it? 1911 01:42:34,010 --> 01:42:35,880 - Uh, Frankie, my boy, 1912 01:42:35,910 --> 01:42:38,780 we're one Nutty Buddy away to freedom. 1913 01:42:38,810 --> 01:42:41,060 [ABRAHAM GROANING] - Maybe we can actually 1914 01:42:41,090 --> 01:42:43,170 get outta here before this thing comes back? 1915 01:42:43,190 --> 01:42:47,140 - Do you have a bucket or a microwaveable safe Tupperware? 1916 01:42:47,160 --> 01:42:48,690 - A, a bucket? [ABRAHAM GRUNTING] 1917 01:42:48,710 --> 01:42:51,140 - Yes, I can't sit down on the toilet. 1918 01:42:51,170 --> 01:42:53,700 - Ah, you're right. [ABRAHAM GROANING] 1919 01:42:53,720 --> 01:42:54,870 Underneath the kitchen sink. 1920 01:42:54,890 --> 01:42:56,910 - Okay, baby steps. - Follow me. 1921 01:42:56,930 --> 01:42:59,290 [ABRAHAM GROANING] 1922 01:42:59,310 --> 01:43:01,500 Baby steps, bye, bye. 1923 01:43:01,520 --> 01:43:05,350 [GROANING] Now where is this? 1924 01:43:06,460 --> 01:43:08,920 Oh, I'm gonna poopy pants, hurry. 1925 01:43:08,940 --> 01:43:10,920 [ABRAHAM GROANING] 1926 01:43:10,940 --> 01:43:12,200 [BUCKET CLACKING AGAINST FLOOR] 1927 01:43:12,220 --> 01:43:13,610 Ah, shit. 1928 01:43:13,640 --> 01:43:15,990 I got to poopies, ah, 1929 01:43:16,020 --> 01:43:17,340 shit. 1930 01:43:17,360 --> 01:43:20,100 Ah, okay, ah, turnaround, Frank. 1931 01:43:20,120 --> 01:43:21,520 - [FRANK] Wait, why? 1932 01:43:21,540 --> 01:43:25,180 - I can't drop an organic depth charge with you watching. 1933 01:43:25,200 --> 01:43:26,730 Easy, easy. 1934 01:43:26,750 --> 01:43:30,240 [GROANING] Can I touch your face? 1935 01:43:31,140 --> 01:43:32,290 - No. - Please. 1936 01:43:32,310 --> 01:43:35,050 It helps me let my people go. 1937 01:43:35,070 --> 01:43:36,010 - No. 1938 01:43:36,040 --> 01:43:38,880 - [GRUNTING] My hands are clean. 1939 01:43:38,900 --> 01:43:40,880 - I doubt that. [ABRAHAM GRUNTING] 1940 01:43:40,900 --> 01:43:42,810 - Look, do you wanna get outta here or not? 1941 01:43:42,840 --> 01:43:44,050 - For Fuck's sake. 1942 01:43:45,870 --> 01:43:47,430 Go ahead. 1943 01:43:52,360 --> 01:43:54,200 [ABRAHAM FARTING] [ABRAHAM GROANING] 1944 01:43:54,230 --> 01:43:55,760 [FECES PLOPPING IN BUCKET] 1945 01:43:55,780 --> 01:43:57,960 - I think we're gonna need a bigger bucket. 1946 01:43:59,270 --> 01:44:01,660 [FECES PLOPPING IN BUCKET] [ABRAHAM FARTING] 1947 01:44:01,680 --> 01:44:03,940 - You may wanna finish murdering that brown snake. 1948 01:44:03,960 --> 01:44:05,280 [SHARK SMASHING THROUGH CEILING] 1949 01:44:05,310 --> 01:44:06,770 [DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] [ABRAHAM YELPING] 1950 01:44:06,790 --> 01:44:08,870 Shit, did you get the key? 1951 01:44:08,900 --> 01:44:11,220 - No, it's still in me. 1952 01:44:11,250 --> 01:44:13,260 - [FRANK] Well, sit back down. 1953 01:44:13,280 --> 01:44:15,150 - I can't drop a colored panda buddy 1954 01:44:16,280 --> 01:44:18,810 with this unholy beast watching me. 1955 01:44:18,840 --> 01:44:22,020 Enough fretting, let's get it on. 1956 01:44:22,050 --> 01:44:24,680 Now wish me luck, mate. 1957 01:44:24,710 --> 01:44:25,510 - Good luck. 1958 01:44:25,540 --> 01:44:26,480 - Ah, thank you. 1959 01:44:26,500 --> 01:44:28,650 [DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 1960 01:44:28,680 --> 01:44:33,680 [FISTS THUDDING AGAINST SHARK] [ABRAHAM GRUNTING] 1961 01:44:34,890 --> 01:44:36,520 - Yeah, get him 1962 01:44:36,550 --> 01:44:40,250 [ABRAHAM MUMBLING] [FISTS THUDDING AGAINST SHARK] 1963 01:44:40,270 --> 01:44:44,600 [ABRAHAM SCREAMING] [BONES CRACKING] 1964 01:44:44,620 --> 01:44:47,150 [BONES CRACKING] [FLESH TEARING] 1965 01:44:47,180 --> 01:44:49,810 - Frank? [GUN THUDDING ON SHARK] 1966 01:44:49,840 --> 01:44:51,360 Get the key. 1967 01:44:51,390 --> 01:44:52,260 - You have the key? 1968 01:44:52,290 --> 01:44:54,890 - It's in my ass, still. 1969 01:44:54,910 --> 01:44:56,130 - What? 1970 01:44:56,150 --> 01:44:59,890 - Dig in my butt, it's close to the outer rim. 1971 01:44:59,910 --> 01:45:02,340 - I, I'm, I'm putting my arm up your ass, man? 1972 01:45:02,370 --> 01:45:04,340 - Francis, you have to. 1973 01:45:04,370 --> 01:45:07,070 It's the only way, get out, save yourself. 1974 01:45:07,090 --> 01:45:09,270 Live to fight another day. 1975 01:45:10,410 --> 01:45:12,420 I think I can keep it from swallowing me, 1976 01:45:12,440 --> 01:45:14,590 but we don't have much time. [HAND SQUISHING IN BUTTOCKS] 1977 01:45:14,620 --> 01:45:17,360 [FRANK HEAVING] [HAND SQUISHING IN BUTTOCKS] 1978 01:45:17,380 --> 01:45:18,980 Hurry, Francis 1979 01:45:19,000 --> 01:45:21,880 [FRANK FARTING] [FECES SPURTING] 1980 01:45:21,900 --> 01:45:24,290 - I'm sorry, it's hard to find in your tiny, 1981 01:45:24,320 --> 01:45:25,940 baby-size, flat ass. 1982 01:45:27,360 --> 01:45:31,610 [FRANK GURGLING BLOOD] [BONES CRACKING] 1983 01:45:31,640 --> 01:45:34,260 - [ABRAHAM] [GROANING] I'll buy you more time. 1984 01:45:35,980 --> 01:45:40,240 - Frank, use the force of the plutonium. 1985 01:45:40,260 --> 01:45:43,310 You should have never left the force. 1986 01:45:43,340 --> 01:45:45,560 - No, no, it's too late for that. 1987 01:45:45,580 --> 01:45:47,010 I have Zachary's syringe. 1988 01:45:47,030 --> 01:45:48,460 - Who the hell is Zachary? 1989 01:45:48,480 --> 01:45:50,480 - The house shark scientist, that. 1990 01:45:51,900 --> 01:45:54,220 Look, if I stab the house shark with this pointy thing, 1991 01:45:54,240 --> 01:45:56,040 then he'll mutate and explode. 1992 01:45:57,010 --> 01:45:59,120 Maybe. - But if he explodes, 1993 01:45:59,150 --> 01:46:01,090 you'll die Francis. 1994 01:46:01,110 --> 01:46:03,680 - I have no choice. [BONES CRACKING] 1995 01:46:03,700 --> 01:46:05,920 We have to put and end to this thing right now. 1996 01:46:05,950 --> 01:46:07,300 - Okay, 1997 01:46:07,330 --> 01:46:09,300 I'll distract him. 1998 01:46:09,330 --> 01:46:11,860 Come here, you son of a bitch. [FIST THUDDING AGAINST SHARK] 1999 01:46:11,880 --> 01:46:13,900 [NEEDLE THUDDING INTO SHARK] 2000 01:46:13,920 --> 01:46:15,350 Get outta the way. 2001 01:46:15,370 --> 01:46:17,490 [DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 2002 01:46:17,510 --> 01:46:20,900 [ABRAHAM GROANING] 2003 01:46:20,930 --> 01:46:23,940 [ABRAHAM GROANING] 2004 01:46:23,960 --> 01:46:25,150 - It didn't work. 2005 01:46:25,170 --> 01:46:26,630 - There's another way. [BONES CRACKING] 2006 01:46:26,660 --> 01:46:27,810 - No, 2007 01:46:27,830 --> 01:46:30,010 game over, man. [BONES CRACKING] 2008 01:46:30,040 --> 01:46:31,670 Game over. 2009 01:46:31,700 --> 01:46:32,470 - Shoot 2010 01:46:32,490 --> 01:46:33,710 me. 2011 01:46:33,730 --> 01:46:34,920 - What? 2012 01:46:34,940 --> 01:46:38,510 - I'm more whiskey than man now, anyway. 2013 01:46:38,530 --> 01:46:40,680 My flammable blood will help sink 2014 01:46:40,700 --> 01:46:45,710 this heathen beast to kingdom come, once and for all. 2015 01:46:46,190 --> 01:46:47,310 - Okay. 2016 01:46:47,330 --> 01:46:48,280 - Okay? 2017 01:46:48,300 --> 01:46:50,900 - Yeah, okay. [BONES CRACKING] 2018 01:46:50,920 --> 01:46:53,000 - You came to that decision awfully quickly, 2019 01:46:53,030 --> 01:46:54,520 don't you think? 2020 01:46:54,550 --> 01:46:56,440 - Do you wanna debate about this? 2021 01:46:57,760 --> 01:46:58,970 - You could have struggled [BONES CRACKING] 2022 01:46:59,000 --> 01:47:00,360 just a little bit. [BONES CRACKING] 2023 01:47:00,380 --> 01:47:01,870 - We don't have time for this. 2024 01:47:01,900 --> 01:47:04,950 - I at least hesitated when you all 2025 01:47:04,970 --> 01:47:06,780 suggested the syringe thing. 2026 01:47:06,800 --> 01:47:08,670 [SHARK CHOMPING] [BONES CRACKING] 2027 01:47:08,700 --> 01:47:11,050 I'm startin' to feel it now. 2028 01:47:12,460 --> 01:47:13,460 I love you. 2029 01:47:14,600 --> 01:47:17,480 - What? - I, I was losing vigor. 2030 01:47:17,500 --> 01:47:22,510 [DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] [ABRAHAM MUMBLING] 2031 01:47:27,370 --> 01:47:30,250 [BONES CRACKING] 2032 01:47:30,270 --> 01:47:32,420 [BLOOD SPURTING] [FRANK GROANING] 2033 01:47:32,450 --> 01:47:34,460 [GUN FIRING] 2034 01:47:34,480 --> 01:47:35,770 [DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 2035 01:47:35,790 --> 01:47:40,760 [SHARK THUDDING AGAINST TABLE] [FRANK GRUNTING] 2036 01:47:42,010 --> 01:47:42,920 [GUN FIRING] [BULLET THUDDING IN SHARK] 2037 01:47:42,940 --> 01:47:46,600 [DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 2038 01:47:52,850 --> 01:47:54,690 - Smile you son of a biscuit. 2039 01:47:54,710 --> 01:47:55,930 [GUN FIRING] 2040 01:47:55,950 --> 01:48:00,130 [SHARK EXPLODING IN A THUNDEROUS BOOM] 2041 01:48:10,550 --> 01:48:13,310 [FRANK COUGHING] 2042 01:48:14,180 --> 01:48:17,670 [ATMOSPHERIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 2043 01:48:17,700 --> 01:48:20,600 [FLAMES CRACKLING] 2044 01:48:22,810 --> 01:48:23,810 Yeah. 2045 01:48:25,910 --> 01:48:26,910 Woo. 2046 01:48:30,160 --> 01:48:33,160 - [ABRAHAM] I think I need a doctor. 2047 01:48:37,410 --> 01:48:38,630 - You're alive? 2048 01:48:38,650 --> 01:48:41,660 - Frank, I need you to be frank with me. 2049 01:48:41,690 --> 01:48:42,840 Is it bad? 2050 01:48:42,860 --> 01:48:44,030 - Um, 2051 01:48:45,520 --> 01:48:46,520 no. 2052 01:48:47,350 --> 01:48:49,330 No, you'll be fine. 2053 01:48:49,350 --> 01:48:51,260 - [ABRAHAM] Get me to a surgeon, quick. 2054 01:48:51,280 --> 01:48:52,640 They can rebuild me. 2055 01:48:52,660 --> 01:48:54,980 Better, stronger, faster. 2056 01:48:57,430 --> 01:48:58,430 Did we kill him? 2057 01:49:01,220 --> 01:49:02,220 - Yeah, 2058 01:49:03,850 --> 01:49:04,650 we did. 2059 01:49:04,680 --> 01:49:05,830 - [ABRAHAM] Good. 2060 01:49:05,850 --> 01:49:09,240 The nightmare is finally over thanks to me, 2061 01:49:09,270 --> 01:49:12,040 and well, a little effort on your part. 2062 01:49:12,060 --> 01:49:15,250 You got both my arms and my legs there? 2063 01:49:15,270 --> 01:49:16,730 - [FRANK] Um, 2064 01:49:16,760 --> 01:49:18,180 yeah. 2065 01:49:18,210 --> 01:49:20,840 - [ABRAHAM] And my trusted pork, my extra long, 2066 01:49:20,860 --> 01:49:22,880 terrestrials there? 2067 01:49:22,900 --> 01:49:24,670 - [FRANK] Um, no. 2068 01:49:24,700 --> 01:49:27,050 - [ABRAHAM] What? Look again. 2069 01:49:27,080 --> 01:49:28,530 It's big and glows. 2070 01:49:29,390 --> 01:49:30,950 Like the lost ark. 2071 01:49:30,980 --> 01:49:32,920 - [FRANK] I'm sorry, it's gone. 2072 01:49:32,950 --> 01:49:34,960 - [ABRAHAM] Well, then, just kill me now. 2073 01:49:34,980 --> 01:49:38,240 Life ain't worth livin'. [FRANK CHUCKLING] 2074 01:49:38,260 --> 01:49:39,650 Ah, a what? 2075 01:49:39,680 --> 01:49:42,240 Ah, it's one of your limericks. 2076 01:49:42,270 --> 01:49:44,210 - [FRANK] Yeah, your tiny penis is here. 2077 01:49:44,230 --> 01:49:45,660 - [ABRAHAM] That's not funny. 2078 01:49:45,680 --> 01:49:49,630 Look in my exposed heart, it's beating a mile a minute. 2079 01:49:49,650 --> 01:49:50,910 - Yeah, well, that's what you get 2080 01:49:50,930 --> 01:49:52,840 for making me stick my arm up your ass. 2081 01:49:52,860 --> 01:49:54,980 - [ABRAHAM] Oh, now who's fault was that, Frank? 2082 01:49:55,000 --> 01:49:56,530 - [FRANK] What? 2083 01:49:56,560 --> 01:49:58,020 It was your fault. 2084 01:49:58,040 --> 01:50:00,500 - [ABRAHAM] You don't joke about a man's majority part. 2085 01:50:00,520 --> 01:50:04,300 But enough about my 16 and a half inch president. 2086 01:50:04,320 --> 01:50:05,580 You never got to tell me 2087 01:50:05,600 --> 01:50:07,980 about your time on the police force. 2088 01:50:08,880 --> 01:50:10,340 - [FRANK] Well, Abraham, 2089 01:50:10,360 --> 01:50:12,690 I think that's just a story for another day. 2090 01:50:12,710 --> 01:50:17,710 [FIRE ROARING] [ATMOSPHERIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 2091 01:50:38,940 --> 01:50:41,570 - [ABRAHAM] Goddammit, my fake beard fell off again. 2092 01:50:42,980 --> 01:50:44,530 - [FRANK] Say what? 2093 01:50:48,880 --> 01:50:52,750 [ATMOSPHERIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 2094 01:51:21,780 --> 01:51:23,480 [ZACHARY GASPING] 2095 01:51:23,500 --> 01:51:26,400 [ZACHARY GROANING] 2096 01:51:27,780 --> 01:51:30,380 [ZACHARY GROANING] 2097 01:51:30,410 --> 01:51:33,390 [ZACHARY GASPING] 2098 01:51:33,410 --> 01:51:35,150 [ZACHARY GASPING] 2099 01:51:35,170 --> 01:51:37,360 [ZACHARY SPURTING BLOOD] 2100 01:51:37,380 --> 01:51:39,530 - I don't know how much longer I can hold this. 2101 01:51:39,550 --> 01:51:44,560 [ZACHARY GASPING] [OMINOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 134034

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