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FRENEMIES. 14 00:00:27,120 --> 00:00:29,040 HAS THAT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU AND YOUR BEST FRIEND? 15 00:00:29,120 --> 00:00:31,680 IT HAPPENED TO US, BUT WE'RE GETTING AHEAD OF OURSELVES. 16 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:33,640 IT HAPPENED TO THIS KID AT SCHOOL, TOO. 17 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:36,920 EXCEPT HIS BEST FRIEND WASN'T EVEN A KID. 18 00:00:52,160 --> 00:00:55,280 Mom: JAKE, TIME FOR BREAKFAST! 19 00:00:57,200 --> 00:00:59,280 ( groaning ) 20 00:01:10,080 --> 00:01:12,600 ( groaning ) 21 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:16,040 ( passes gas ) 22 00:01:16,120 --> 00:01:17,600 OH, MURRAY! THAT REEKS! 23 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:24,320 OH, MAN, LOOK AT THE TIME. HELP ME GET DRESSED. 24 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:33,680 I'M THINKING OF PAINTING THE DINING ROOM 25 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:36,560 DUSTY ROSE. WHAT DO YOU THINK? 26 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:39,920 ( belches ) ( belches ) 27 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,160 GEE, I'D NEVER KNOW YOU TWO WERE BEST FRIENDS. 28 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:44,800 FINE, I'LL PICK ANOTHER COLOR. 29 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:46,400 MOM, HAS THE MAIL COME YET? 30 00:01:46,480 --> 00:01:50,040 I KNOW YOU'RE EXPECTING THAT SCIENCE SPACE THINGY FROM N.A.S.A. 31 00:01:50,120 --> 00:01:51,840 IT'S NOT A SCIENCE SPACE THINGY. 32 00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:54,600 IT'S AN AWARD FROM N.A.S.A. FOR OUTSTANDING WORK 33 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:56,360 IN MOLECULAR ASTROPHYSICS. 34 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:03,520 POODLE PINK. IT'S LIKE THIS DOG CAN READ! 35 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:05,000 HE CAN. 36 00:02:09,640 --> 00:02:12,400 MURRAY, AS MUCH AS I WANT YOU TO COME TO SCHOOL WITH ME, 37 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:13,880 YOU KNOW DOGS AREN'T ALLOWED. 38 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:17,200 HEY, THERE'S THE MAILMAN! 39 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:19,200 GO RECYCLE THE JUNK MAIL! 40 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:20,920 GO GREEN! 41 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:29,480 I GUESS THE MAIL'S HERE. 42 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:36,640 ( barks ) 43 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:39,280 I WISH YOU COULD DO THAT TO MY PARKING TICKETS. 44 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:50,240 ALTERNATIVE ENERGY RESOURCES. 45 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:52,520 CAN ANYONE HERE NAME SOME-- 46 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:54,760 BESIDES JAKE? 47 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:58,960 WAKE UP, PEOPLE. I'M TALKING ABOUT SOLAR POWER, 48 00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:00,600 WIND POWER. 49 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:03,480 FOR YOUR FIRST ASSIGNMENT, I WANT YOU TO PARTNER UP 50 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:06,760 AND CREATE YOUR OWN PERSONAL ENERGY SOURCE. 51 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:10,280 HEY, OWEN, WANT TO DO THIS PROJECT TOGETHER? 52 00:03:10,880 --> 00:03:12,760 CAN'T, MAN. I'M DOING IT WITH JAKE. 53 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:16,280 FORGET IT, DUDE. LAST TIME WE WORKED TOGETHER, 54 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:18,200 I DID ALL THE WORK, AND YOU SAT ON YOUR BUTT. 55 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:20,120 I SAT IN WONDERMENT OF YOUR TALENT. 56 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,520 YOUR BRILLIANCE RENDERED ME INCAPABLE 57 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:23,880 OF MOVING MY LEGS. 58 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:25,600 NOT HAPPENING, OWEN. 59 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:29,280 OKAY, FOLKS, YOU HAVE TWO WEEKS TO FINISH YOUR PROJECTS. 60 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:32,960 SO, PAIR UP AND USE YOUR INGENUITY! HA HA! 61 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:35,160 WAKE UP, EISENBLATT! 62 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:36,640 HUH! 63 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:38,400 HEH. 64 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:43,880 HEY, JAKE. 65 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:48,320 YOU--ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? 66 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:50,160 ISN'T YOUR NAME JAKE? 67 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:52,840 YEAH. YEAH, I JUST DIDN'T THINK YOU KNEW THAT. 68 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:56,640 CHECK IT OUT. JULIANNE'S ACTUALLY TALKING TO JAKE. 69 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:58,640 BOY, IT'S ALWAYS SO DIFFICULT 70 00:03:58,720 --> 00:04:01,480 FINDING THE RIGHT PERSON TO PARTNER WITH ON THESE PROJECTS. 71 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:05,280 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I JUST HATE DOING ALL THE WORK. 72 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:08,040 THAT HAPPENS TO YOU, TOO? 73 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:11,000 PEOPLE WHO USE PEOPLE ARE TOTALLY LAME. 74 00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:12,400 TOTALLY. 75 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:18,840 SO, UM...MAYBE YOU AND I SHOULD TEAM UP. 76 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:20,680 OR IS THAT TOTALLY LAME, TOO? 77 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:23,960 NO! THAT'S TOTALLY COOL. 78 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:26,240 COOL. 79 00:04:26,320 --> 00:04:29,040 AWESOME. SO, WHY DON'T I COME BY YOUR HOUSE AFTER SCHOOL 80 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:32,280 AND WE CAN GET STARTED ON OUR PROJECT TOGETHER? 81 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:36,720 DAWG, SHE IS SO INTO YOU. 82 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:38,720 NAH, IT'S JUST SCIENCE. 83 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:40,520 IT'S MORE LIKE CHEMISTRY. 84 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:42,400 ( laughter ) 85 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:47,160 MURRAY, I HAVE SOMEONE I WANT YOU TO MEET. 86 00:04:47,240 --> 00:04:48,920 THIS IS JULIANNE. 87 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,920 OH. HEH! 88 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,320 HOW CUTE. 89 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:55,840 HE WANTS YOU TO SHAKE IT. 90 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:57,040 ( groans ) 91 00:04:57,120 --> 00:04:59,000 EVEN CUTER. HEH. 92 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:03,440 HERE. IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU. 93 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:05,560 EWW. 94 00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:07,080 ( cell phone ringing ) 95 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:09,200 OH. HMM. 96 00:05:09,280 --> 00:05:11,120 GOTTA TAKE THIS. 97 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:12,960 DON'T GO AWAY. 98 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:17,280 WHAT UP? 99 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:18,720 WHERE ARE YOU? 100 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:20,560 YOU DUCKED OUT OF SCHOOL SO FAST. 101 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:22,960 IS THERE A SALE GOING ON THAT WE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT? 102 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:25,440 HEH. I'M AT JAKE LOGAN'S HOUSE. 103 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:27,240 SHE'S AT JAKE LOGAN'S HOUSE. 104 00:05:27,320 --> 00:05:29,360 THERE'S A SALE AT JAKE LOGAN'S HOUSE? 105 00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:31,200 NO, I'M USING THIS NERD 106 00:05:31,280 --> 00:05:34,080 TO GET MYSELF A NICE GRADE IN SCIENCE. 107 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:37,080 OH. WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT? 108 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:38,760 'CAUSE I'M SMARTER THAN YOU. 109 00:05:38,840 --> 00:05:40,560 AND I KNOW I NEED TO GET SOMEONE 110 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:42,080 EVEN SMARTER THAN ME. 111 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:43,720 Jake: JULIANNE, CHECK THIS OUT. 112 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:45,400 YOU CAN HARNESS ENERGY FROM COW POOP. 113 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:46,760 Julianne: FASCINATING! 114 00:05:46,840 --> 00:05:48,400 I HAVE TO GO LOOK AT COW POOP. 115 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:50,440 UHH, THIS BETTER GET ME AN "A". 116 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:52,400 ( growling ) 117 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:54,240 ( hisses ) 118 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:57,480 Jake: JULIANNE, I THINK I FOUND SOMETHING. 119 00:05:57,560 --> 00:06:00,360 ( groans ) 120 00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:02,560 GRAB A CHAIR. 121 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:04,680 SO, THE COW POOP IS KIND OF SMELLY. 122 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:07,040 I WAS THINKING INSTEAD WE COULD MAKE A WIND TURBINE 123 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:09,160 THAT IGNITES AN ELECTRICAL SPARK. 124 00:06:10,760 --> 00:06:13,160 MURRAY, COME ON, THAT'S JULIANNE'S CHAIR. 125 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:16,280 ISN'T MY DOG SMART? FRIGHTENINGLY-- 126 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:19,800 LIKE SOME TRAINED DOG THEY USE IN THE MOVIES. 127 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:21,960 ( groans ) 128 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:24,480 NOW, SCRAM, EINSTEIN. ( groans ) 129 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:27,480 WE HAVE A PROJECT TO DO. 130 00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:29,200 Mom: JAKE? 131 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:30,960 ( whining ) 132 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:32,520 MURRAY, CHEER UP. 133 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:34,400 YOU LOOK LIKE YOU LOST YOUR BEST FRIEND. 134 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:36,080 JAKE? 135 00:06:36,760 --> 00:06:38,560 HEY, MOM. WHAT'S UP? 136 00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:41,400 GUESS WHAT JUST CAME, SPECIAL DELIVERY? 137 00:06:41,480 --> 00:06:43,400 SERIOUS? 138 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:50,200 N.A.S.A. 139 00:06:50,280 --> 00:06:52,240 I AM SO PROUD OF YOU. 140 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:53,800 OH! 141 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:56,400 WHAT'D I MISS? 142 00:06:56,480 --> 00:06:58,840 I GOT A CERTIFICATE FROM N.A.S.A. 143 00:06:58,920 --> 00:07:00,320 PRETTY COOL, HUH? 144 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:02,080 OH. HEH. LIKE A GIFT CERTIFICATE? 145 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:03,600 HOW MUCH? 146 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:06,240 HI. I'M JULIANNE. 147 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:08,600 IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU, JULIANNE. 148 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:10,440 WHAT ARE YOU PAINTING? 149 00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:12,160 OH. HA HA! THE DEN. 150 00:07:12,280 --> 00:07:14,440 I LOVE THAT SHADE OF PINK. 151 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:15,960 MATCHES MY LIP GLOSS. 152 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:17,480 DON'T YOU THINK SO, JAKEY? 153 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:19,920 JAKEY? 154 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:21,760 MOM, DON'T YOU HAVE 155 00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:23,960 A SECOND COAT TO PAINT OR SOMETHING? 156 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:26,200 RIGHT. YES, A SECOND COAT. 157 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:29,040 OH, HEY, WHY IS MURRAY IN THE HALL? 158 00:07:29,120 --> 00:07:32,440 HE'S BEEN ACTING UP. I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S UP WITH HIM. 159 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:34,520 NOTHING A BREATH MINT WOULDN'T CURE. 160 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:44,200 ( kiss ) 161 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:46,200 ( growling ) 162 00:07:46,320 --> 00:07:47,880 YOU WANT THE BALL, MURRAY? YOU WANT THE BALL? 163 00:07:47,960 --> 00:07:50,760 OKAY, GO GET IT, BUDDY! ( barks ) 164 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:01,480 THAT'S BEYONCE-- MURRAY'S GIRLFRIEND. 165 00:08:02,320 --> 00:08:05,720 HEY! HEY, NO SNIFFING! BE A GENTLEMAN! 166 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:12,240 HOW MUCH LONGER DO WE HAVE TO BE IN THIS SMELLY PARK? 167 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:15,240 I HOPE THIS MUD DOESN'T RUIN MY SHOES. 168 00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:17,400 THIS IS MUD, ISN'T IT? 169 00:08:17,480 --> 00:08:21,000 JULIANNE, DOGS NEED EXERCISE. 170 00:08:21,080 --> 00:08:22,920 SO, HOW'S THE RESEARCH COMING? 171 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,480 ANY GOOD ARTICLES WE CAN USE? 172 00:08:25,560 --> 00:08:28,600 OH, TONS. ESPADRILLES ARE BACK. 173 00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:32,000 YOU WANT TO GO TOSS THE BALL FOR MURRAY? 174 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:35,280 MURRAY! COME HERE, BUDDY. COME ON, MURRAY. 175 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:40,280 UHH! THIS DRESS IS 50% SILK! 176 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:43,480 NOW IT'S 10% SLIME! 177 00:08:43,560 --> 00:08:45,600 YOU WANT TO PLAY, DOGGY? 178 00:08:45,680 --> 00:08:48,200 ( barking ) LET'S PLAY. 179 00:08:54,520 --> 00:08:56,560 THAT'S A TOSS? 180 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:03,000 HI THERE. 181 00:09:03,080 --> 00:09:04,840 AW, HEY, CUTIE. 182 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:08,000 IS THIS YOURS? WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 183 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:10,320 MURRAY. 184 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:14,000 MURRAY. YES, YOU'RE SO CUTE. 185 00:09:14,080 --> 00:09:17,200 WHOEVER YOUR OWNER IS, I'M TOTALLY JEALOUS. 186 00:09:17,280 --> 00:09:20,520 ( laughs ) AWW. 187 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:23,480 SO, JAKEY, I WAS THINKING-- 188 00:09:23,560 --> 00:09:25,360 MAYBE IT'D BE BETTER FOR YOU 189 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:27,160 TO FINISH THE PROJECT WITHOUT ME. 190 00:09:27,920 --> 00:09:30,880 WAIT. SO, YOU WANT ME TO DO ALL THE WORK? 191 00:09:30,960 --> 00:09:33,360 NO! HEH! NO, I WANT TO HELP. 192 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:35,640 IT'S JUST THAT-- 193 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:38,320 I'M SO EMBARRASSED TO EVEN SAY THIS TO YOU, JAKEY-- 194 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:42,240 BUT I CAN'T THINK STRAIGHT WHEN I'M AROUND YOU. 195 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:45,120 REALLY? 196 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:48,720 UH-HUH. YOU'RE JUST SO DARN CUTE. 197 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:51,800 BUT...I BET YOU ALREADY HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. 198 00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:54,680 RIGHT? YOUR OWN LITTLE POODLE. 199 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:58,720 ACTUALLY, UH, AT THE MOMENT, I DON'T HAVE A POODLE. 200 00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:00,560 I MEAN GIRLFRIEND. 201 00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:02,480 WELL... 202 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:05,240 THEN TODAY'S YOUR LUCKY DAY. 203 00:10:05,320 --> 00:10:07,680 ( laughs ) 204 00:10:07,760 --> 00:10:09,920 WHOA, JULIANNE-- CHECK OUT MURRAY. 205 00:10:16,440 --> 00:10:17,400 WHOA. 206 00:10:18,480 --> 00:10:19,920 ( laughs ) COME HERE, BUDDY. 207 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,400 COME ON, MURRAY. ( laughs ) 208 00:10:22,480 --> 00:10:25,240 YOU SERIOUSLY HAVE THE COOLEST DOG IN THE WORLD. 209 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:27,240 I KNOW, RIGHT? 210 00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:29,000 HEY, THANKS FOR BRINGING HIM BACK. 211 00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:32,080 NO PROBLEM. I'M SAVANNAH. 212 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:33,600 I'M JAKE. 213 00:10:33,680 --> 00:10:35,040 I'VE SEEN YOU AROUND SCHOOL. 214 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:36,680 ARE YOU, LIKE, A SCIENCE WHIZ? 215 00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:39,040 YES, HE IS, AND HE JUST HAPPENS 216 00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:40,480 TO BE MY NEW BOYFRIEND. 217 00:10:40,560 --> 00:10:41,720 SO, THANKS FOR THE DOG, 218 00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:43,360 AND BYE-BYE. GET LOST. 219 00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:45,240 HEH. OKAY. 220 00:10:46,360 --> 00:10:48,000 BYE, MURRAY. 221 00:11:01,440 --> 00:11:03,440 SAVANNAH SEEMS COOL. 222 00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:04,960 LIKE TONY HAWK. 223 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:06,720 ONLY PRETTIER. 224 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:10,200 MORE LIKE TONY GAWK, IF YOU ASK ME. 225 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:11,960 WELL, I GOTTA GO. 226 00:11:12,040 --> 00:11:13,960 MANI-PEDI TIME. 227 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:17,440 GOTTA LOOK PRETTY FOR WHEN WE "HAND" IN OUR PROJECT. 228 00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:19,960 ( both laugh ) GET IT? 229 00:11:20,040 --> 00:11:21,480 ( groans ) 230 00:11:23,480 --> 00:11:25,240 STAY OUT OF MY WAY, DOGGO. 231 00:11:25,320 --> 00:11:26,880 BYE, DOGGIE. ( sneezes ) 232 00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:28,520 OHH! UHH! 233 00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:33,720 ( barks ) 234 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:38,200 Mom: JAKE, TIME FOR BREAKFAST! 235 00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:47,880 JULIANNE, THAT TICKLES. STOP IT. 236 00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:52,640 YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR SCHOOL! 237 00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:55,240 ( passes gas ) OHH! 238 00:11:57,840 --> 00:12:00,720 WHOA. I GOTTA GET DRESSED. 239 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:03,200 GOTTA LOOK GOOD FOR JULIANNE. 240 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:14,680 WELL! LOOK AT YOU. 241 00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:16,800 ( whimpers ) 242 00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:20,080 IS THAT MY SCARF? 243 00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:24,120 NO. NO, NO, NO. THIS IS A GUY'S SCARF. 244 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:26,120 THEY MAKE GUYS' SCARVES? 245 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:28,400 FORGET IT. I GOTTA GO TO SCHOOL. 246 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:30,920 WHOA, WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT ABOUT BREAKFAST? 247 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,120 YOU AND MURRAY ALWAYS EAT TOGETHER. 248 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:36,120 MOM, JULIANNE IS WAITING. 249 00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:38,160 ( Murray barks ) 250 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:41,760 ( groans ) 251 00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:43,880 ( whining ) 252 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:45,600 RECYCLE THE JUNK MAIL. 253 00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:50,960 WAIT A MINUTE. IS THAT FROM JULIANNE? 254 00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:52,960 MURRAY, DROP IT! DROP IT! 255 00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:59,000 I DIDN'T MEAN FOR YOU TO DROP IT IN THERE. 256 00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:00,400 ( whimpers ) 257 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:01,920 DUMB DOG. 258 00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:17,480 DUDE, YOU LOOK SO DUDED-UP. 259 00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:19,840 TOTALLY CRACKIN', IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF. 260 00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:21,760 YEAH, STILL NOT DOING YOUR PROJECT, GUYS. 261 00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:23,520 COME ON, MAN. 262 00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:28,000 I JUST CAN'T HELP MYSELF. 263 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:29,760 FASHION INTERVENTION! 264 00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:35,600 SO, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN ON SCARVES? 265 00:13:35,680 --> 00:13:37,080 WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT? 266 00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:38,760 SERIOUS FASHION FAUX PAS. 267 00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:40,080 THAT'S FRENCH FOR "LOSE THE SCARF." 268 00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:42,800 EVEN ZAC EFRON ISN'T ROCKING IT ANYMORE. 269 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:44,520 BUT I SAW HIM IN A MAGAZINE. 270 00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:46,360 WAS IT IN YOUR DENTIST'S OFFICE? 271 00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:48,120 THOSE ARE NEVER UP TO DATE. 272 00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:49,960 OH, MAN. 273 00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:52,040 I WAS TRYING TO LOOK GOOD FOR MY NEW GIRLFRIEND. 274 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:53,320 WHOA, BACK UP. 275 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,880 JULIANNE'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND? FOR REALS? 276 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,000 YES. FOR REALS. 277 00:13:58,080 --> 00:13:59,720 WELL, IF YOU WANT TO DATE HER, 278 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:01,480 THEN WE GOTTA UPDATE YOU. 279 00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:03,880 COLLAR DOWN, UN-TUCK THE TUCK, 280 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:06,880 LOSE THE SCARF, FAKE EARRING OUT-- OW! 281 00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:08,160 FLUFF THE HAIR. VOILA. 282 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:11,040 OH. 283 00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:12,440 ( snaps photo ) 284 00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:14,560 HOW CUTE IS THAT? 285 00:14:14,640 --> 00:14:16,800 CUTE ENOUGH TO PUT ONLINE? 286 00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:18,600 ( both shriek ) 287 00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:20,320 COME ON, LET'S GO. 288 00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:24,400 DO YOU KNOW THOSE GIRLS? 289 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:26,560 NO. ME, NEITHER. 290 00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:28,560 OH! JAKEY! 291 00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:31,760 YOU LOOK SO...FLY. 292 00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:33,600 AS MUCH AS I'D LOVE TO SHOW YOU OFF, 293 00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:34,880 SOMEBODY HAS A PROJECT TO FINISH. 294 00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:36,720 SO...TIME TO FLY. 295 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:39,120 HEH HEH. "JAKEY". 296 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:40,760 IT'S EVEN WORSE THAN THE SCARF. 297 00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:42,520 ( laughs ) OH, YEAH. 298 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:44,160 ( Murray barking ) 299 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:46,800 I NEVER THOUGHT I'D VALUE A DOG'S OPINION, 300 00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:51,640 BUT, MURRAY, I THINK THIS COLOR LOOKS REALLY GOOD. 301 00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:53,640 MOM, I'M HOME! 302 00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:55,920 JULIANNE AND I ARE GONNA WORK IN MY ROOM. 303 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,080 OKAY, HONEY. 304 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:01,960 AREN'T YOU GONNA GO WITH JAKE? 305 00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:04,160 NO? OKAY. 306 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:05,520 WELL, YOU CAN HELP ME PAINT. 307 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,640 ( sighs ) 308 00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:09,920 OKAY, WHERE'S THAT OTHER CAN OF PAINT? 309 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,360 ( whines ) 310 00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:17,600 WHAT THE-- 311 00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:21,000 NO. NO WAY. THERE IS NO WAY MURRAY DID THIS. 312 00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:22,880 THIS WAS A LOVE LETTER! 313 00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:24,680 NOT A LIVER TREAT! 314 00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:26,320 I KNOW. I'M SO SORRY. 315 00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:28,760 HE LIKES TO TAKE OUT THE JUNK MAIL. 316 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:32,000 NOT THAT THAT IS JUNK. 317 00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:36,520 OH. 318 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:39,360 THANK GOODNESS I TAPED UP MY N.A.S.A. AWARD. 319 00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:41,360 I HAVE GOT TO GET THIS THING FRAMED. 320 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:44,000 NO, YOU HAVE GOT TO GET RID OF THAT DOG. 321 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:46,720 HE'S JUST A BIG, HAIRY DISASTER WAITING TO HAPPEN. 322 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:49,520 I THINK HE WAS JUST LOOKING FOR SOME ATTENTION. 323 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,480 WELL, THAT MAKES TWO OF US. 324 00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:54,720 OH, MY SKIRT! 325 00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:56,560 POODLE PINK? 326 00:15:56,680 --> 00:15:57,960 MURRAY! 327 00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,520 LOOK AT WHAT HE DID! 328 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:01,000 YOU BETTER SEND HIM TO THE POUND 329 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:02,520 BEFORE I POUND HIM! 330 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:04,160 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE RIGHT. 331 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:05,440 NOT REALLY, BUT... 332 00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:07,120 I'M GONNA GO YELL AT HIM. 333 00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:12,880 IF YOU WON'T GET RID OF THAT MUTT, 334 00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:14,520 I WILL. 335 00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:35,200 THIS ONE'S FOR YOU, DOGGO. 336 00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:55,720 HEY, MURRAY, WHAT YOU GOT THERE? 337 00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:58,720 HEY, THAT'S MY-- MURRAY, NO! NO! 338 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:00,200 ( flushes ) 339 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:05,760 ( gasps ) 340 00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:08,240 WHY WOULD MURRAY DO THAT? 341 00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:12,440 THIS IS THE WORST THING YOU'VE EVER DONE! 342 00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:15,080 YOU'RE THE WORST DOG! I HATE YOU! GET OUT OF HERE! 343 00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:18,160 GET OUT! 344 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:22,760 ( whimpers ) 345 00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:28,160 ♪♪ 346 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:46,600 MURRAY? 347 00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:53,640 MURRAY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 348 00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:55,280 ARE YOU LOST? 349 00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:57,480 HERE, COME HOME WITH ME. 350 00:17:57,560 --> 00:17:59,760 ( barks ) 351 00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:01,720 COME HERE, BUDDY. 352 00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:20,680 I'VE LOOKED ALL OVER THE HOUSE. 353 00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:22,080 I DON'T THINK THAT MURRAY'S HIDING. 354 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:23,640 I THINK HE RAN AWAY. 355 00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:26,800 JAKE, I KNOW YOU'RE MAD AT HIM, 356 00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:28,840 BUT HE'S STILL YOUR BEST FRIEND. 357 00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:32,480 MOM, WE WERE BEST FRIENDS. 358 00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:34,280 NOW WE'RE ENEMIES. 359 00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:36,600 FRENEMIES. 360 00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:38,600 PRECISELY. 361 00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:42,720 LOOK, IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'VE GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO. 362 00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:44,280 I NEED TO FINISH THIS PROJECT. 363 00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:48,640 WHERE'S JULIANNE? I THOUGHT YOU TWO WERE PARTNERS. 364 00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:55,760 YOU'RE DOING THIS WHOLE PROJECT BY YOURSELF, AREN'T YOU? 365 00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:58,720 MOM, THAT'S JUST WHAT A GUY DOES FOR HIS GIRLFRIEND. 366 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:00,440 REALLY? 367 00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:04,400 YOU THINK MURRAY WILL COME BACK? 368 00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:08,320 I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS IT DEPENDS 369 00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:10,640 ON WHAT GUYS DO FOR THEIR DOGS. 370 00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:21,480 JAKE LOGAN, PRESIDENT OF THE SCIENCE CLUB. 371 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:23,240 FOUND HIM. 372 00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:28,480 WHAT, YOU THINK I MARKED THIS PAGE 373 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:30,400 'CAUSE I LIKE JAKE? 374 00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:31,800 NUH-UH. 375 00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:35,360 FINE, I SORT OF HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM. 376 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:37,800 BUT HE'S NEVER GONNA FEEL THE SAME WAY, SO WHO CARES? 377 00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:41,880 PLUS, HE ALREADY HAS A GIRLFRIEND-- 378 00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:44,360 JULIANNE. ( whines ) 379 00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:46,000 ( laughs ) 380 00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:48,120 WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS THAT WE GET YOU HOME. 381 00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:52,680 MURRAY, GIVE THAT BACK! 382 00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:54,240 DON'T YOU WANT TO GET FOUND? 383 00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:58,800 GUESS NOT. 384 00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:06,760 I'M GONNA BE LATE. 385 00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:09,120 MURRAY, WHY DIDN'T YOU WAKE... 386 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,200 ME? 387 00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:24,320 ( school bell rings ) 388 00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:27,760 SO, LEONARD, HOW'S MY REPORT 389 00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:29,480 ON SCARLET'S SWEATER? 390 00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:31,560 IT'S CALLED THE SCARLET LETTER. 391 00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:33,400 I LIKE MINE BETTER. 392 00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:35,280 IT'S REALLY A THOUGHT-PROVOKING BOOK. 393 00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:37,400 I ARGUE THAT HESTER PRYNNE IS ACTUALLY-- 394 00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:41,760 WHATEVS, LEONARD. YOU ARE SO THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER. 395 00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:48,000 I THOUGHT JAKE WAS HER BOYFRIEND. 396 00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:09,360 IS IT READY? 397 00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:14,360 YES! HA! 398 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,040 ( squeals ) 399 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:21,480 TWO BOYFRIENDS, PLUS JAKE? THAT' DISGUSTING. 400 00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:24,120 AND SLIGHTLY IMPRESSIVE. 401 00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:33,120 ( whimpers ) 402 00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:37,080 ( barks ) 403 00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:46,560 YES, YOU DID. NO, I DIDN'T. 404 00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:48,720 HEY, ISN'T THAT MURRAY? 405 00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:58,000 MISSING SOMETHING? 406 00:21:58,080 --> 00:21:59,040 WHERE'D YOU GET THAT? 407 00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:00,320 IT WAS TAPED TO YOUR LOCKER. 408 00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:02,440 WHO'S SAVANNAH? WHY DOES SHE HAVE MURRAY? 409 00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:03,840 HE, UH-- 410 00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:05,600 HE SORT OF GOT LOOSE. 411 00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:10,480 LOOK, THE TRUTH IS, HE RAN AWAY...FROM ME. 412 00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:13,080 BUT MURRAY'S YOUR BEST BUD. HE WOULDN'T DO THAT. 413 00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:15,040 I WAS SPENDING ALL MY TIME WITH JULIANNE 414 00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:17,240 AND IGNORING HIM, SO HE STARTED ACTING UP. 415 00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:19,000 I FEEL YOU, MURRAY. 416 00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:21,960 THEN HE TRIED TO FLUSH MY N.A.S.A. AWARD DOWN THE TOILET. 417 00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:24,080 I WAS PRETTY ROUGH ON HIM. 418 00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:26,240 DUDE, MURRAY WOULD NEVER TRASH SOMETHING 419 00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:27,880 IF HE KNEW IT WAS IMPORTANT. 420 00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:30,560 THAT'S WHAT MY MOM SAID. 421 00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:32,680 WAIT A MINUTE. 422 00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:36,840 WAIT A MINUTE, THAT'S IT. 423 00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:38,760 THAT'S WHY I SMELLED PERFUME ON MY AWARD. 424 00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:40,680 JULIANNE MUST'VE SPRAYED SOME ON, 425 00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:42,520 KNOWING THAT WHEN MURRAY SMELLED IT, 426 00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:44,040 HE'D THINK IT WAS ANOTHER LOVE LETTER FROM HER 427 00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:45,360 AND TRASH IT. 428 00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:46,960 DUDE, I HATE TO TELL YOU... 429 00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:49,080 BUT YOUR DOG WAS FRAMED BY YOUR GIRLFRIEND. 430 00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:51,200 YOUR DOG WAS DOGGED. 431 00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:53,520 I CANNOT BELIEVE SHE DID THIS TO ME. 432 00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:56,240 AND I WAS DISSING YOU TWO FOR HER. 433 00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:59,520 THE NEXT TIME I SEE HER FACE, SHE'D BETTER WATCH OUT. 434 00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:01,080 HEY, JAKEY. 435 00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:03,440 HEY, JULIANNE. 436 00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:06,240 AS SOON AS JAKE COMES BACK TO EARTH, 437 00:23:06,360 --> 00:23:07,920 HE'S SO BLOWING YOU OFF. 438 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,920 YEAH. REVENGE OF THE MUTT. 439 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,840 MURRAY? I LOVE MURRAY. 440 00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:14,680 I'M HEARTBROKEN THAT HE RAN AWAY 441 00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:16,520 AND IS NEVER COMING BACK. 442 00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:18,240 HOPEFULLY. 443 00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:20,960 HOPEFULLY? 444 00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:26,360 YOU USED ME, JULIANNE. 445 00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:28,320 AND I WASN'T SMART ENOUGH TO REALIZE IT, 446 00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:29,520 BUT MY DOG DID. 447 00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:31,360 AND THAT'S WHY YOU WANTED TO GET RID OF HIM. 448 00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:33,920 COME ON, GUYS, WE'RE OUT OF HERE. 449 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,520 AFTER YOU, JAKEY. 450 00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:38,560 I MEAN JAKE. 451 00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:41,080 ( school bell rings ) 452 00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:45,720 JAKE! ME USING YOU? 453 00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:49,080 THAT'S THE MOST RIDICULOUS THING I'VE EVER HEARD. 454 00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:51,840 YOU DID FINISH OUR PROJECT, THOUGH, RIGHT? 455 00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:58,600 JAKEY! YOU ARE THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER! 456 00:23:58,680 --> 00:24:00,280 YEAH, THE BEST OUT OF THREE. 457 00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:05,440 HEH. NORM. LEONARD. 458 00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:07,640 I COULD TOTALLY EXPLAIN THIS WHOLE THING. 459 00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:09,640 WELL... 460 00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:12,480 I CAN'T WHEN YOU'RE STARING AT ME LIKE I DID SOMETHING WRONG. 461 00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:14,080 DUH. 462 00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:21,840 YOU THINK YOU'RE SO CLEVER, DON'T YOU-- 463 00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:23,240 PUNKING ME LIKE THAT? 464 00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:25,640 YEAH, ACTUALLY, I THOUGHT I DID A PRETTY GOOD JOB. 465 00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:28,240 WELL, THIS LITTLE STUNT OF YOURS 466 00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:29,880 MAY HAVE COST ME SOME As, 467 00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:34,680 BUT IF YOU THINK IT'S GONNA MAKE YOU ANY MORE POPULAR, WRONG! 468 00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:37,840 YOU WILL ALWAYS BE WEIRD. 469 00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:39,280 WELL, I THINK SAVANNAH'S AWESOME. 470 00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:41,200 YEAH, LIKE HE SAID. 471 00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:42,680 SERIOUSLY? 472 00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:44,560 YEAH. 473 00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:48,120 JULIANNE... 474 00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:49,680 THIS SCIENCE PROJECT IS DONE. 475 00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:51,360 SO ARE WE. 476 00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:53,160 WE'RE DONE... 477 00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:55,280 JUST AS SOON AS YOU HAND ME THAT PROJECT... 478 00:24:55,360 --> 00:24:56,880 PARTNER. 479 00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:58,800 JAKE, NO! SHE DOESN'T DESERVE IT. 480 00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:02,640 I'M WAITING...JAKEY. 481 00:25:04,120 --> 00:25:05,800 YOU THINK I CARE ABOUT THIS? 482 00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:09,280 I CAN ALWAYS GET ANOTHER "A". 483 00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:11,640 AND MAYBE ONE DAY I'LL GET ANOTHER GIRLFRIEND, BUT... 484 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:14,280 AFTER THE WAY I TREATED MURRAY, 485 00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:16,400 I MAY NEVER GET MY BEST FRIEND BACK. 486 00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:19,880 AND HE'S WORTH MORE THAN ANYTHING. 487 00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:21,400 ( scoffs ) WHATEVS. 488 00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:24,080 ( barks ) AAH! 489 00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:25,560 MURRAY! 490 00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:27,800 THE PROJECT! 491 00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:29,480 WHOA! HA HA! 492 00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:32,120 OH, NO, HE'S GONNA-- 493 00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:35,400 ( laughter ) 494 00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:37,760 OOH! BAD DOG! 495 00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:39,080 ( growling ) 496 00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:40,800 DID I SAY, "BAD DOG"? 497 00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:42,600 I MEANT, "GOOD DOGGY!" 498 00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:45,440 ( barks ) GOOD--GOOD DOGGY. 499 00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:47,080 YEAH. 500 00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:49,280 ( barks ) AAH! 501 00:25:49,360 --> 00:25:50,840 ( barks ) 502 00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:52,760 AAH! AAH! 503 00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:54,840 ( barks ) 504 00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:56,920 MURRAY. 505 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:58,520 MAN, AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU. 506 00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:00,720 AND I PROMISE, IF YOU COME HOME WITH ME, 507 00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:04,080 IT'S JUST YOU AND ME, BUDDY-- NO GIRLS... 508 00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:05,760 EVER AGAIN. 509 00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:11,840 SO...GUESS I'LL JUST BE GOING. 510 00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:14,120 MAYBE I'LL CATCH YOU GUYS AT THE DOG PARK. 511 00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:17,280 I'LL MISS YOU, MURRAY. 512 00:26:17,360 --> 00:26:18,640 COME VISIT ME, OKAY? 513 00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:20,880 DEFINITELY. 514 00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:27,440 ( growling ) 515 00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:28,800 YOU HATE THE SCARF, TOO, HUH? 516 00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:30,480 ( laughs ) 517 00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:34,080 Halley: I'M SO GLAD JAKE DIDN'T LET JULIANNE 518 00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:36,240 COME BETWEEN HIM AND HIS POOCH. 519 00:26:36,360 --> 00:26:38,720 Avalon: WHAT DO THEY SAY? A DOG'S A BOY'S BEST FRIEND? 520 00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:42,280 HALLEY AND I PUT JAKE'S STORY ON OUR WEBAZINE GEEKLY CHIC 521 00:26:42,360 --> 00:26:45,360 BECAUSE IT ALMOST TURNED US INTO FRENEMIES ONCE. 522 00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:47,360 I WAS AT HOME, FINISHING UP AN EMAIL, 523 00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:49,520 WHEN IT ALL STARTED. 524 00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:56,720 HALLEY BRANDON, YOU ARE AN AWESOME WRITER. 525 00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:59,800 TOO BAD THE REST OF THE WORLD HASN'T GOTTEN THE MEMO. 526 00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:04,760 ( sighs ) 527 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:16,640 ( dialing ) 528 00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:18,840 HELLO? IT'S FINISHED. 529 00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:21,200 IT'S PERFECT. AND IT'S SENT. 530 00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:23,560 AAH! AAH! 531 00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:26,520 I'M SO EXCITED. I AM SO EXCITED. 532 00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:28,840 WHEN BURNS PUBLICATIONS OPENS THAT LINK 533 00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:30,800 TO OUR WEBAZINE GEEKLY CHIC, 534 00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:33,200 THEY ARE SO GOING TO WANT TO BE IN BUSINESS WITH US. 535 00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:36,040 I KNOW. I MEAN, BETWEEN YOUR FASHION TIPS 536 00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:38,720 AND MY ARTICLES, HOW COULD THEY NOT? 537 00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:41,320 SPEAKING OF FASHION TIPS, SHADE UP, GIRL. 538 00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:48,400 OKAY, SO, AM I WORKING THIS REFEREE LOOK? 539 00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:50,720 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 540 00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:53,000 TOUCHDOWN! THANK YOU. 541 00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:54,680 OH, AND SCORE WITH THAT BELT, TOO. 542 00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:56,400 KENDALL'S? YEP. 543 00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:58,000 LIKE HE EVER WEARS IT. 544 00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:00,320 MY BROTHER'S PANTS FALL OFF HIS BUTT SO LOW, 545 00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:02,160 I'M FORCED TO LOOK AT HIS BOXER SHORTS 546 00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:04,040 WITH SMILEY FACES ON THEM. 547 00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:05,640 HOW IS THAT POSSIBLY ATTRACTIVE? 548 00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:07,360 IT'S NOT. ALTHOUGH... 549 00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:10,240 IT DOES MAKE IT WAY EASIER FOR YOU TO GIVE HIM A WEDGIE. 550 00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:12,440 ( laughs ) ( call waiting beeps ) 551 00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:15,080 OKAY, WE GOTTA GO. WE'RE GONNA BE LATE. SHADE DOWN! 552 00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:18,160 WERE YOU AND AVALON JUST TALKING ABOUT ME? 553 00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:19,440 YEAH, WE WERE JUST DISCUSSING 554 00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:21,880 HOW YOU SERIOUSLY ROCK THOSE PANTS. 555 00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:24,280 RIGHT. WHAT DO YOU WANT? 556 00:28:24,360 --> 00:28:26,360 COULD YOU DRIVE US TO SCHOOL? NO. 557 00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:27,920 HEY, IS THAT MY BELT? 558 00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:31,200 I'LL PAY FOR BELT RENTAL. 559 00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:33,520 RENT-A-BELT. I LIKE IT. 560 00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:35,560 BUT I'M NOT WAITING. 561 00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:37,680 WAIT! 562 00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:40,480 WAIT! 563 00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:42,680 I'M IN REALLY, REALLY TALL HEELS! 564 00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:45,200 COME ON! I'M TRYING! I'M IN TALL HEELS! 565 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,320 Female G.P.S. voice: TURN RIGHT ON ADDISON. 566 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:57,440 BABY, COULD YOU REPEAT THAT LAST DIRECTION FOR ME...SLOWLY? 567 00:28:57,520 --> 00:28:59,560 TURN RIGHT ON ADDISON. 568 00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:03,680 UH, KENDALL, WHY DO YOU NEED A G.P.S. SYSTEM? 569 00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:06,040 YOU'RE A SENIOR. YOU KNOW HOW TO GET TO SCHOOL. 570 00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:08,000 HE'S IN LOVE WITH HER VOICE. 571 00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:09,400 I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH HER VOICE. 572 00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:11,080 "YOU'RE NOT MY TYPE, KENDALL. 573 00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:12,920 "I HATE SMILEY-FACE UNDERWEAR. 574 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,320 RECALCULATING. RECALCULATING." 575 00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:17,720 ( both laugh ) YOU GUYS CAN LAUGH ALL YOU WANT. 576 00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:20,440 BUT THIS G.P.S. CAN BE PROGRAMMED TO SPEAK IN 12 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES. 577 00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:22,080 IT CAN EVEN GIVE DIRECTIONS IN URDU. 578 00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:24,760 "URDU? I HARDLY KNOW YOU." 579 00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:26,480 ( both laugh ) 580 00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:36,120 SO, ANYTHING FROM BURNS PUBLICATIONS YET? 581 00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:38,960 NOT YET, BUT WE HAVE BEEN TALKING FOR, LIKE, THREE SECONDS, 582 00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:40,680 SO I'LL CHECK AGAIN. OKAY. 583 00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:42,440 WELL, IF IT ISN'T TWEEDLE-GEEK 584 00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:44,600 AND TWEEDLE-CHIC. 585 00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:47,120 WELL, UH, HELLO, WALKER. 586 00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:50,280 WAIT, WHAT'S TODAY-- BRING-YOUR-LAME-POSSE- TO-WORK DAY? 587 00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:52,360 FUNNY. HERE YOU GO. 588 00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:54,360 UM, WAIT. 589 00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:56,720 WHAT IS THIS? WE PAID FOR AN AD 590 00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:58,400 FOR GEEKLY CHIC IN THE SCHOOL PAPER. 591 00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:00,800 YES, AND, AS SENIOR EDITOR OF THAT SCHOOL PAPER, 592 00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:02,960 I HAVE A STANDARD OF QUALITY TO UPHOLD. 593 00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:07,040 BUT--BUT, WALKER, KIDS NEED TO KNOW ABOUT OUR WEBSITE. 594 00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:09,240 HAVE YOU EVEN READ IT? 595 00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:12,240 IT'S FULL OF STIMULATING AND SUPERBLY WRITTEN ARTICLES. 596 00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:13,720 YEAH, NOT TO MENTION THE LATEST FASHION TRENDS, 597 00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:15,320 LIKE YOUR SWEATER. 598 00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:19,560 OH, WAIT. WE DIDN'T HAVE AN ISSUE IN 1982. 599 00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:22,560 LOOK, WE EVEN HAVE BUSINESS CARDS. 600 00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:24,800 YEAH. PRETTY PROFESSIONAL, HUH? 601 00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:28,320 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU COULD ACTUALLY PUT ONE OF THESE CARDS 602 00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:30,320 ON EVERY LOCKER IN THE WHOLE SCHOOL. 603 00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:32,800 IT DOESN'T MATTER, BECAUSE NOBODY WILL CARE 604 00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:34,160 UNLESS I TELL THEM TO. 605 00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:35,840 I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T HEAR WHAT YOU SAID. 606 00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:37,280 COULD YOU REPEAT THAT? 607 00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:39,000 CLEAN OUT YOUR PRETTY LITTLE EARS. 608 00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:42,600 GEEKLYCHIC.COM IS FOR LOSERS. 609 00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:44,240 ( snaps photo ) 610 00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:45,840 ( dialing ) 611 00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:49,840 ( phones ringing ) 612 00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:52,280 ( overlapping chatter ) 613 00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:54,440 OH, BY THE WAY, WALKER, 614 00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:56,200 THANKS FOR THE FREE ADVERTISING. 615 00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:57,760 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 616 00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:04,080 WE ARE OUT OF HERE. 617 00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:06,200 GOOD-BYE. THANK YOU. 618 00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:12,400 ( laughs ) THAT WAS AWESOME, AV. 619 00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:15,080 YOU TOTALLY PUT THAT JERK AND HIS WANNABE JERKS 620 00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:16,200 IN THEIR PLACES. 621 00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:18,200 WHY, THANK YOU. BUT, HALLEY, 622 00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:20,080 YOU'LL HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO STAND UP TO PEOPLE LIKE THAT. 623 00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:22,720 UH, HEH-- NO, THANK YOU. 624 00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:24,560 YOU KNOW I GET FLUSHED AROUND PEOPLE, 625 00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:26,760 SO, IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'LL STICK TO THE WRITING, 626 00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:28,400 AND YOU CAN DO THE TALKING. 627 00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:30,480 THAT'S WHAT MAKES US A GOOD TEAM. ALL RIGHTY. 628 00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:32,960 HEY, I GOT SOMETHING REALLY COOL TO SHOW YOU. COME ON. 629 00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:36,680 SO, EVERY TIME SOMEONE LOGS ON 630 00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:39,400 TO GEEKLYCHIC.COM, A RED DOT WILL POP UP. 631 00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:41,800 YOU SEE THOSE RED DOTS IN NEW JERSEY? 632 00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:44,800 THAT'S YOU, ME... AND MY MOM. 633 00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:46,800 SHE SPENDS A LOT OF TIME ONLINE. 634 00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:49,560 ( beep ) WAIT... 635 00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:51,840 THERE'S ANOTHER DOT OVER THERE 636 00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:54,280 IN NEW YORK CITY. WHO COULD THAT BE? 637 00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:56,400 WELL, I'M NOT REALLY SURE, 638 00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:58,320 BUT THEY'RE DEFINITELY LOGGED ON. 639 00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:00,280 ( cell phone ringing ) 640 00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:07,520 IT'S A PRIVATE NUMBER. 641 00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:10,280 MAYBE IT'S...THE DOT. 642 00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:12,720 OH, STOP THAT. JUST ANSWER IT. 643 00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:14,520 HELLO? 644 00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:17,320 YES, THIS IS HALLEY BRANDON. 645 00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:21,440 YOU'RE CALLING FROM BURNS PUBLICATIONS? 646 00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:26,400 ARE YOU SERIOUS? NO WAY. 647 00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:29,280 LOOK, KENDALL, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO A LOT BETTER 648 00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:31,160 IF YOU'RE GONNA GET BACK AT ME FOR MAKING FUN 649 00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:33,800 OF YOUR LITTLE G.P.S. GIRL. 650 00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:37,480 YES, I'LL "HOLD" FOR MISS CHERIE ST. CLAIRE. 651 00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:41,640 YOU ARE REALLY PUSHING THIS, AREN'T YOU, KENDALL? 652 00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:50,160 ( gasps ) 653 00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:53,960 HELLO? 654 00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:56,920 YES. YES, YES, IT IS. 655 00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,320 YES, YES! OKAY, TOMORROW. 656 00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:02,800 ALL RIGHT. UM, OKAY, THANK YOU, MISS ST. CLAIRE. 657 00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:04,360 ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU, BYE. 658 00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:06,200 OH, MY GOSH. 659 00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:09,160 THAT WAS REALLY CHERIE ST. CLAIRE, 660 00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:11,640 THE HEAD OF BURNS PUBLICATIONS IN MANHATTAN? 661 00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:14,640 YES, IT WAS. AND TOMORROW, WE HAVE A HUGE MEETING 662 00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:16,480 WITH THAT RED DOT! 663 00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:19,160 ( both shriek ) SHH! 664 00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:21,520 SORRY. SORRY. 665 00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:23,360 ALL RIGHT, WE HAVE SO LITTLE TIME 666 00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:25,120 AND SO MUCH TO PREPARE. 667 00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:28,480 SO, WHICH ONE OF THESE NEW FASHION LOOKS 668 00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:31,720 SAYS, "I HAVE A MEETING WITH ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL WOMEN 669 00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:33,640 IN THE PUBLISHING WORLD"? 670 00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:37,200 ♪ GIVE ME THEM BRIGHT LIGHTS, LONG NIGHTS ♪ 671 00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:39,480 ♪ PARTY TILL THE SUN IS RISING ♪ 672 00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:41,200 ♪ HIGH-RISE, OVERTIME ♪ 673 00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:43,200 ♪ WORKING TILL THE MOON IS SHINING ♪ 674 00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:44,960 ♪ HOT GUYS, FLY GIRLS ♪ 675 00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:46,800 ♪ NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY ♪ 676 00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:48,480 ♪ I FEEL ON TOP OF THE WORLD ♪ 677 00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:51,040 ♪ I FEEL ON TOP OF THE WORLD, HEY ♪ 678 00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:53,760 ♪ GLAMOUR, GLITTER AND GOLD ♪ 679 00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:56,040 ♪ NOTHING IS STOPPING YOU ♪ 680 00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:58,080 ♪ NOTHING IS STOPPING ME ♪ 681 00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:01,520 ♪ IN THIS FRENZY, OUT OF CONTROL ♪ 682 00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:03,560 ♪ I'M-A STAY IN PURSUIT ♪ 683 00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:05,840 ♪ DO WHAT I GOTTA DO ♪ 684 00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:08,600 ♪ GIVE ME THEM BRIGHT LIGHTS, LONG NIGHTS... ♪ 685 00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:11,960 ( cell phone ringing ) 686 00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:14,240 ( turns volume down ) 687 00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:16,040 HELLO? SHADE UP, GIRL. 688 00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:17,840 OH, OKAY. 689 00:34:22,240 --> 00:34:24,480 IS THIS PROFESSIONAL OR WHAT? 690 00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:26,880 YEAH, PROFESSIONALLY SCOTTISH. 691 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:28,800 WHAT? I DON'T THINK THIS SAYS SCOTTISH. 692 00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:30,120 I THINK IT SAYS STYLISH, 693 00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:34,240 IN A PLAID-ISH, WOOL-ISH, KILT-ISH SORT OF WAY. 694 00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:36,640 ( sighs ) WHATEVER-ISH. 695 00:34:36,720 --> 00:34:39,240 SHADE DOWN, GIRL. WE'RE GOING TO NEW YORK CITY! 696 00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:41,080 ( both shout ) 697 00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:44,080 ♪ PARTY TILL THE SUN IS RISING ♪ 698 00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:45,760 ♪ HIGH-RISE, OVERTIME ♪ 699 00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:48,000 ♪ WORKING TILL THE MOON IS SHINING ♪ 700 00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:50,120 ♪ HOT GUYS, FLY GIRLS ♪ 701 00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:51,760 ♪ NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY ♪ 702 00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:54,680 ♪ I FEEL ON TOP OF THE WORLD... ♪ 703 00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:56,960 ( both shout ) 704 00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:01,880 REALLY? THE HAT, TOO? 705 00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:03,600 IT WAS CALLING ME, OKAY? 706 00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:06,760 "WEAR ME. WEAR ME." 707 00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:11,280 ARE YOU SURE IT WASN'T CALLING YOU, "TRASH ME, BURN ME"? 708 00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:12,600 MM-HMM. 709 00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:14,200 OH, THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 710 00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:16,800 ( both shriek ) 711 00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:21,040 ( sobbing ) 712 00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:29,120 SIT. 713 00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:34,520 I MEANT ON THE COUCH. 714 00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:37,440 RIGHT. OKAY. WE KNEW THAT. 715 00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:48,080 YOU TWO ARE A LOT YOUNGER THAN I THOUGHT YOU'D BE. 716 00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:50,640 IS THAT A PROBLEM? 'CAUSE WE'RE VERY MATURE FOR OUR AGE. 717 00:35:50,720 --> 00:35:53,000 YES, PEOPLE THINK WE ARE, LIKE, 30. 718 00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:53,680 I WANT YOUNG. 719 00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:56,200 AND THAT'S WHEN WE TELL THEM, 720 00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:58,880 "HELLO, PEOPLE! WE'RE ONLY 14" 721 00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:00,880 RIGHT, AV? TOTALLY. 722 00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:03,280 WELL, BURNS PUBLICATIONS HAS BEEN LOOKING 723 00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:05,080 FOR A FRESH VOICE, A YOUNG VOICE, 724 00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:07,040 A UNIQUE VOICE. 725 00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:09,560 AND I THINK GEEKLY CHIC IS THAT VOICE. 726 00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:13,960 IT IS? I MEAN, UH, OF COURSE IT IS. 727 00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:16,400 WAIT, YOU REALLY LIKED OUR WEBAZINE? 728 00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:19,280 LOVED IT. WHICH IS WHY I WANT TO USE IT 729 00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:21,760 TO LAUNCH OUR BRAND-NEW WEBSITE, OUR NEW MAGAZINE, 730 00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:23,640 AND OUR NEW FABULOUS CLOTHING LINE. 731 00:36:23,720 --> 00:36:25,720 IT'LL BE A MEDIA EMPIRE. 732 00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:29,240 ARE YOU KIDDING? 733 00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:32,080 DO I LOOK LIKE A PERSON WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR? 734 00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:33,920 NO, NOT REALLY. 735 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,520 ( gasps ) 736 00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:39,240 GEEKLY CHIC. 737 00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:41,560 DON'T SMUDGE IT. OH. 738 00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:44,760 AV, THERE WILL BE RED DOTS EVERYWHERE. 739 00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:46,800 DON'T THEY SELL CREAMS FOR THAT? 740 00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:48,840 MISS ST. CLAIRE, YOU HAVE NO IDEA 741 00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:51,920 HOW LONG HALLEY AND I HAVE BEEN DREAMING ABOUT THIS DAY. 742 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,400 WAIT A MINUTE. "HALLEY AND I"? 743 00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:58,240 I CALLED THIS MEETING WITH HALLEY BRANDON, THE EDITOR-IN-CHIEF. 744 00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:00,880 WHAT ARE YOU? HER ASSISTANT? 745 00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:04,080 HEH. IF I WERE HER ASSISTANT, 746 00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:05,960 DO YOU THINK I WOULD LET HER OUT OF THE HOUSE 747 00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:08,200 WEARING THAT SKIRT WITH THAT HAT? 748 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,360 SORRY. UM...NO. 749 00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:14,280 I AM AVALON GREENE, 750 00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:17,160 CO-EDITOR-IN-CHIEF. YES, WE'RE A TEAM. 751 00:37:17,240 --> 00:37:18,920 YOU'RE A TEAM? 752 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:20,920 THAT'S ADORABLE. 753 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:22,640 I HATE IT. 754 00:37:22,720 --> 00:37:24,840 WHAT? WHY? 755 00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:26,960 BECAUSE IF I BUY YOUR WEBAZINE, I PLAN ON STAFFING IT 756 00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:29,160 WITH MY OWN UNDERPAID WEB DESIGNERS. 757 00:37:29,240 --> 00:37:33,160 HOWEVER, I WANT ONE OF YOU ON BOARD AS EDITOR 758 00:37:33,240 --> 00:37:35,640 SO GEEKLY CHIC MAINTAINS THAT FRESH VOICE 759 00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:37,640 OF ZIT-FACED KIDS EVERYWHERE. 760 00:37:37,720 --> 00:37:40,840 SORT OF BREAKS UP YOUR LITTLE TEAM, DOESN'T IT? 761 00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:44,000 SO...FLIP A COIN, GIRLS. 762 00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:45,840 WHO SHALL IT BE? 763 00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:47,880 WAIT, YOU'RE ASKING US TO CHOOSE 764 00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:49,720 WHICH ONE OF US GETS TO LIVE OUR DREAM? 765 00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:52,200 ( groans ) SOUNDS SO TERRIBLY SAD 766 00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:53,800 WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY. 767 00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:55,560 DON'T PUT IT THAT WAY. 768 00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:59,160 BUT--BUT WE'RE BEST FRIENDS. 769 00:37:59,240 --> 00:38:01,360 WE WORKED REALLY HARD ON THIS. 770 00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:04,280 HOW COULD WE COMPETE WITH EACH OTHER FOR A JOB? 771 00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:06,640 HMM. I UNDERSTAND. 772 00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:08,840 I ONCE HAD A BEST FRIEND MYSELF. 773 00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:10,360 WE WERE SO CLOSE. 774 00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:12,840 IN FACT, I GOT HER HER FIRST JOB. 775 00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:15,360 REALLY? AS WHAT? MY MAID. 776 00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:17,960 BUT SHE WASN'T VERY GOOD, SO I FIRED HER. 777 00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:19,640 BUT BACK TO YOU TWO. 778 00:38:19,720 --> 00:38:21,800 I HAVE AN IDEA. 779 00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:23,280 TO MAKE THIS FAIR, 780 00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:25,200 I'LL GIVE BOTH OF YOU ONE WEEK 781 00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:26,840 TO COME UP WITH A COVER STORY 782 00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:29,120 OF OUR VERY FIRST ISSUE OF GEEKLY CHIC. 783 00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:31,000 WHOEVER DOES THE BEST JOB 784 00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:33,680 GETS TO BE MY SENIOR EDITOR-IN-CHIEF. 785 00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:35,520 BUT--BUT WE WORKED REALLY HARD. 786 00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:36,880 AND THIS IS KIND OF LIKE A JOINT EFFORT. 787 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:38,200 THIS IS NOT FAIR. 788 00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:39,640 IT'S EITHER ONE OF YOU... 789 00:38:39,720 --> 00:38:42,120 OR NONE OF YOU. 790 00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:45,640 YOU CAN PACK UP YOUR BAGPIPES AND GO NOW. 791 00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:49,360 GO. 792 00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:50,880 OH, SORRY. SORRY. 793 00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:52,680 OKAY. BYE. OKAY. 794 00:38:57,520 --> 00:38:59,720 THIS IS THE WORST DAY. 795 00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:01,800 THIS IS THE WORST SKIRT. 796 00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:04,080 AND HAT. OHH! 797 00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:17,920 SO...HAVE YOU FOUND ANYTHING INTERESTING YET TO WRITE ABOUT? 798 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,560 NOT REALLY. YOU? 799 00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:22,120 NO. 800 00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:26,640 CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS IS ALL I CAN AFFORD FOR BREAKFAST? 801 00:39:26,720 --> 00:39:28,960 SINCE WHEN DID PANCAKES GO UP $1.50? 802 00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:30,920 I NEED TO COLLECT MY BELT RENT. 803 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:32,960 NOT NOW, KENDALL. I'M BUSY. 804 00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:35,280 HOW ABOUT YOU, AVALON? 805 00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:37,680 I'M NOT REALLY BUSY. I JUST DON'T REALLY CARE. 806 00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:41,160 I FOUND IT. A SOCK TO STUFF IN HIS MOUTH? 807 00:39:41,240 --> 00:39:44,440 NO, BETTER. YOU KNOW THAT INDIE SINGER JEAN-FRANK? 808 00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:48,440 HE'S COMING TO AMERICA FOR HIS FIRST CONCERT OUTSIDE OF FRANCE. 809 00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:51,760 UM, EXCUSE ME. HOW IS THIS MORE IMPORTANT THAN ME GETTING MY PANCAKES? 810 00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:54,960 BECAUSE JEAN-FRANK HAS AN AMAZING SOUND. 811 00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:56,760 WE'VE BEEN FOLLOWING HIM ONLINE FOR MONTHS, 812 00:39:56,840 --> 00:39:58,760 AND ONCE HE COMES HERE AND PERFORMS LIVE, 813 00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:00,760 HE'S GONNA BLOW UP. EXACTLY. 814 00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:02,560 THAT'S WHY HE NEEDS TO BE INTERVIEWED NOW 815 00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:04,560 BEFORE HE'S SO HOT THAT EVERYBODY WANTS HIM. 816 00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:07,200 THIS WOULD MAKE AN AWESOME COVER STORY FOR GEEKLY CHIC. 817 00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:09,320 UM, THAT'S MY STORY. 818 00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:11,960 YOUR STORY? BUT WE THOUGHT OF IT AT THE SAME TIME. 819 00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:13,840 THAT EDITOR JOB IS MINE. 820 00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:15,320 NO, IT'S NOT. IT'S MINE. 821 00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:17,640 UH, HATE TO BURST BOTH YOUR BUBBLES, 822 00:40:17,720 --> 00:40:19,200 BUT IT LOOKS LIKE NEITHER OF YOU IS GONNA GET TO INTERVIEW HIM. 823 00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:21,000 WHAT?! WHAT?! 824 00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:23,000 SAYS HERE JEAN-FRANK'S CONCERT'S SOLD OUT. 825 00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:25,160 SO, UNLESS YOU TWO CAN FIND TICKETS... 826 00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:35,560 MAN, DID IT JUST GET SUFFOCATINGLY HOT IN HERE. 827 00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:37,200 I'M GETTING INTO THAT CONCERT. 828 00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:39,160 REALLY? AND THEN WHAT? 829 00:40:39,240 --> 00:40:41,160 LET'S SEE YOU GET AN INTERVIEW WITH HIM. 830 00:40:41,240 --> 00:40:44,560 YOU GET ALL FLUSTERED AROUND PEOPLE, REMEMBER? 831 00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:47,000 I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN TALK TO HIM. 832 00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:49,320 WELL, YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO TALK THE TALK, 833 00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:52,080 BUT LET'S SEE YOU WRITE THE RIGHT... 834 00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:54,320 WORDS. AHEM. 835 00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:56,360 I'M NOT LOSING OUT TO YOU. 836 00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:58,400 TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH. 837 00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:06,400 ( busy signal ) 838 00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:15,840 HERE. YOU NEED THIS MORE THAN I DO. 839 00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:17,400 AH, THANK YOU. 840 00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:20,160 OH, VERY NICE, VERY NICE. 841 00:41:20,240 --> 00:41:21,280 SHH. 842 00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:22,960 I'M CALLING THE RADIO STATION Z.V.F.M. 843 00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:24,320 IF I'M THE 100th CALLER, 844 00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:26,520 I GET A FREE TICKET TO THE JEAN-FRANK CONCERT. 845 00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:28,080 OKAY. HELLO! 846 00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:30,160 HI. UM, I WAS CALLING ABOUT THE-- 847 00:41:30,240 --> 00:41:31,960 Man: YOU'RE THE 101st CALLER. 848 00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:35,360 WHAT? I'M NUMBER 101? 849 00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:37,440 BUT--BUT I NEED THAT TICKET! 850 00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:38,840 SORRY, MISS, TRY AGAIN NEXT TIME. 851 00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:42,800 OKAY. OKAY, FINE. YEAH. AND F.Y.I.-- 852 00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:44,520 YOUR MUSIC STINKS. 853 00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:48,520 SMOOTH. LAYING ON THE CHARM TO GET YOUR TICKET. I LIKE IT. 854 00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:50,880 LOOK, KENDALL, THE CONCERT IS FRIDAY. 855 00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:52,400 WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? 856 00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:56,360 I WONDER IF AVALON'S DOING ANY BETTER. 857 00:41:56,440 --> 00:42:00,080 ( school bell rings ) 858 00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:02,720 HEY, TEAM! EXPERT FASHION ADVICE 859 00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:04,560 IN EXCHANGE FOR A JEAN-FRANK TICKET? 860 00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:07,160 ( laughing ) 861 00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:10,400 OH, HI THERE. 862 00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:12,240 I'M DOING A FREE FASHION MAKEOVER TODAY 863 00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:13,920 IN EXCHANGE FOR A JEAN-FRANK TICKET. 864 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,920 SEE, YOU MAY NOT KNOW HIM YET, 865 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:18,960 BUT HE IS THE HOTTEST NEW FRENCH SINGER, 866 00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:21,160 AND YOU COULD LOOK JUST LIKE HIM. 867 00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:24,840 BUT NOT IN THOSE PANTS! 868 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:28,760 HEY THERE. 869 00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:29,760 YOU LOOK LIKE THE TYPE 870 00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:32,160 WHO'D KNOW WHAT'S HOT ON THE INDIE SCENE. 871 00:42:32,240 --> 00:42:35,600 SO, TODAY I AM DOING FREE FASHION MAKEOVERS 872 00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:37,960 IN EXCHANGE FOR A JEAN-FRANK TICKET. 873 00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:40,520 YOU'RE OUTFIT IS COOL, BUT... 874 00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:43,640 ZIPPERS AND RIPPED BLACK TIGHTS ARE... 875 00:42:43,720 --> 00:42:46,120 SO EDWARD SCISSORHANDS. 876 00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:47,440 YOU REALLY WANT TO FREAK OUT YOUR FRIENDS? 877 00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:49,200 WEAR HOOPED EARRINGS WITH STRIPES. 878 00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:54,200 WHAT? BUT--BUT THAT WAS GREAT ADVICE! 879 00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:56,880 FINE! AND YOUR MOTHER BOUGHT YOU THAT OUTFIT! 880 00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:59,080 YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE! 881 00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:02,880 WELL, WELL, WELL. IF IT ISN'T MISS AVALON. 882 00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:05,200 SO, WHERE'S YOUR LITTLE SIDEKICK? 883 00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:07,600 I HEAR YOU KICKED HER TO THE SIDE. 884 00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:09,200 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 885 00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:11,120 WELL, AS A MAN OF THE WORLD, 886 00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:13,480 I MAKE IT MY BUSINESS TO KNOW EVERYTHING. 887 00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:15,320 AND I BELIEVE YOU NEED A TICKET TO SEE 888 00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:17,000 SOME FRENCH SINGER TOMORROW NIGHT? 889 00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:18,760 YEAH. JEAN-FRANK. 890 00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:21,240 BUT HIS CONCERT IS ALL SOLD OUT. 891 00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:22,840 IS IT? 892 00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:27,040 UNLESS YOU POSSIBLY HAVE ONE. 893 00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:29,440 ( laughs ) NOW, THAT'S AMUSING. 894 00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:31,160 SO, I TAKE IT THE ANSWER'S NO. 895 00:43:31,240 --> 00:43:37,240 UM, I MAY BE PERSUADED TO LOOK FURTHER INTO THE MATTER. 896 00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:40,640 WHOA. DUDE, WHAT'S WITH THE EYEBROW DANCE? 897 00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:47,040 HAVE YOU BEEN TORTURING ME SINCE SCHOOL STARTED 898 00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:49,560 BECAUSE YOU ACTUALLY LIKE ME? 899 00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:51,800 ( snorts ) THAT IS AMUSING. 900 00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:54,080 WELL, THANKS ANYWAY, WALKER. 901 00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:56,520 WELL, ACTUALLY, UM, YOU MIGHT BE INTERESTED TO KNOW 902 00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:58,000 THAT I HAVE A COUSIN IN FRANCE 903 00:43:58,080 --> 00:44:00,240 WHOSE ROOMMATE HAPPENS TO BE THE NEPHEW 904 00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:02,840 OF THE GUY WHOSE DAUGHTER IS ENGAGED TO THE DRY CLEANER 905 00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:05,360 WHO FLUFFS AND FOLDS ALL OF JEAN-FRANK'S CLOTHES. 906 00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:08,680 WALKER, THAT-- THAT'S AMAZING, I THINK! 907 00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:11,000 WELL, WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE OUT YOUR PHONE AND WE'LL GIVE HIM A CALL? 908 00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:13,320 OKAY. ON YOUR MINUTES, OF COURSE. 909 00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:15,000 OKAY. 910 00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:16,960 ♪♪ 911 00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:21,320 ( school bell rings ) 912 00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:24,560 OH, HEY. HALLEY, I JUST LEFT A NOTE IN YOUR LOCKER. 913 00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:26,840 BUT THAT'S OKAY, 'CAUSE IT'S SO WELL-WRITTEN, 914 00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:28,480 I MEMORIZED IT. 915 00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:31,200 "DEAR HALLEY, I HAVE A TICKET 916 00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:33,920 "TO THE JEAN-FRANK CONCERT, AND YOU DON'T. 917 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,880 DOESN'T YOUR LIFE STINK? LOVE, AVALON." 918 00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:39,160 WAIT, HOW DID YOU GET THAT TICKET? 919 00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:41,600 I, UH...CALLED HIM. 920 00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:43,840 A LITTLE YELLOW-SWEATERED BIRDIE--WALKER-- 921 00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:45,720 GAVE ME HIS PHONE NUMBER IN PARIS, 922 00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:48,560 AND NOW JEAN-FRANK IS GIVING ME AN INTERVIEW 923 00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:50,960 RIGHT AFTER THE CONCERT. 924 00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:06,240 UM, MRS. CROSS, I NEED TO CALL MY MOM. 925 00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:10,040 SHE JUST HAD A BABY-- 926 00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:11,840 THREE OF THEM. TRIPLETS. THERE MIGHT BE ONE MORE, 927 00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:13,640 SO I'M GONNA CALL HER. 928 00:45:13,720 --> 00:45:15,800 OKAY. 929 00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:20,920 ♪♪ 930 00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:27,280 ( feedback ) 931 00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:29,600 ( shouting in French ) 932 00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:34,320 ( cell phone ringing ) 933 00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:35,840 OUI? 934 00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:37,480 ( French accent ) HELLO! 935 00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:39,840 IS THIS JEAN-FRANK? 936 00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:41,640 ( speaking French ) 937 00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:45,000 WHY DID I TAKE SPANISH? 938 00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:49,200 ( sighs ) THIS IS AVALON GREENE'S-- 939 00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:51,920 HOW YOU SAY-- ASSISTANT. 940 00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:55,080 SHE WOULD LIKE TO HAVE ME GIVE YOU A PRE-INTERVIEW 941 00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:57,360 BEFORE HER INTERVIEW. 942 00:45:57,440 --> 00:45:58,960 ( speaking French ) 943 00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:01,720 YEAH. FANTASTIQUE! 944 00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:05,960 UM, SO, HER TICKET WILL NEED TO BE PUT UNDER MY NAME-- 945 00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:08,240 HALLEY BRANDON. 946 00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:10,720 BON. MADEMOISELLE? 947 00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:12,440 SI? 948 00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:14,160 I MEAN... OUI? 949 00:46:14,240 --> 00:46:17,120 SPEAKING ENGLISH WITH A FRENCH ACCENT 950 00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:19,400 IS STILL SPEAKING ENGLISH. 951 00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:21,600 OOPS. 952 00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:23,160 I MEAN... 953 00:46:23,240 --> 00:46:25,400 OO-OO-OOPS. 954 00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:27,360 AHA. 955 00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:31,440 ( vacuum whirring ) 956 00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:32,960 ( speaking French ) 957 00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:34,920 AHEM. 958 00:46:37,240 --> 00:46:39,440 OH, NO, YOU DI-IN'T. 959 00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:41,520 OH, YES, I DI-ID. 960 00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:43,000 WHOA! 961 00:46:43,080 --> 00:46:45,080 ( cymbal crashes ) 962 00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:47,880 ( cell phone ringing ) 963 00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,880 HEY. SHADE UP, GIRL. NOW. 964 00:46:57,040 --> 00:47:00,200 YOU SABOTAGED MY INTERVIEW AND TOOK MY TICKET? 965 00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:02,360 WHAT? HE TOLD YOU? 966 00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:05,440 WAIT, DOES WALKER HAVE A THING FOR YOU? 967 00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:07,760 MY GOSH, THAT'S WHY HE'S ALWAYS IN YOUR FACE. 968 00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:11,080 RIGHT? WAIT, STOP-- I'M STILL MAD. 969 00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:12,320 YOU'RE NOT GETTING THAT INTERVIEW. 970 00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:14,600 THAT COVER STORY IS MINE. IT'S MINE! 971 00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:17,320 I CAN'T BELIEVE WE WERE EVER B.F.F.'s! BEST FRIENDS FOR-NEVER! 972 00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:19,480 GOOD ONE. WRITE MUCH? TALK MUCH! 973 00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:21,920 FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, JUST PULL THE SHADE DOWN! 974 00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:28,400 ( sighs ) 975 00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:31,880 ♪♪ 976 00:48:11,520 --> 00:48:13,000 EXCITED TO GO TO THE CONCERT? 977 00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:14,840 YEAH, I GUESS. 978 00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:16,640 WELL, I ALREADY PROGRAMMED J-LO, 979 00:48:16,720 --> 00:48:19,160 SO SHE'S ALL SET TO GET US THERE ON TIME. 980 00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:21,720 STOP WITH THE EYEBALLS. 981 00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:23,960 A LOT OF GUYS NAME THEIR G.P.S.'s AFTER HOT SINGERS. 982 00:48:24,040 --> 00:48:25,520 IF I GOTTA GET DIRECTIONS FROM A WOMAN, 983 00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:27,440 IT'S GONNA BE FROM J-LO. 984 00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:29,480 ( speaking foreign language ) 985 00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:31,000 ...U-TURN... 986 00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:36,200 UH...WHAT-- WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT? 987 00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:37,840 WHY CAN'T I UNDERSTAND A WORD SHE'S SAYING? 988 00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:38,720 IF I DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER, 989 00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:40,320 I'D SAY SHE'S SPEAKING IN URDU. 990 00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:42,240 YOU PROGRAMMED HER TO SPEAK ENGLISH! 991 00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:44,960 I'VE GOT TO GET TO THIS CONCERT! 992 00:48:45,040 --> 00:48:46,800 ALL THE SETTINGS ARE IN URDU, TOO! 993 00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:49,160 THIS IS TOTALLY WACK! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? 994 00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:52,920 AVALON. 995 00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:56,600 ( overlapping chatter ) 996 00:48:57,120 --> 00:48:58,760 EXCUSE ME. SORRY. SORRY, PARDON ME. 997 00:48:58,840 --> 00:49:01,360 EXCUSE ME. OOH, CUTE SHOES. EXCUSE ME. 998 00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:04,440 HI, UM, I HAVE A TICKET WAITING FOR ME. 999 00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:08,480 MY NAME IS, UH... HALLEY BRANDON. 1000 00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:11,160 AND I'M DOING A PRE-CONCERT INTERVIEW WITH JEAN-FRANK. 1001 00:49:11,240 --> 00:49:13,160 COULD YOU TELL ME WHERE HIS DRESSING ROOM IS? 1002 00:49:13,720 --> 00:49:16,040 AAH! YOU POKED ME IN THE EYE. 1003 00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:18,760 HEY, LOOK-- THE JERSEY SHORE. 1004 00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:20,640 OKAY, HEY, SITUATION-- FOCUS. 1005 00:49:20,720 --> 00:49:22,280 HELP ME READ THIS THING. 1006 00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:24,280 A MAP? WHO USES MAPS ANYMORE? 1007 00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:26,600 I DON'T KNOW. PEOPLE WHOSE G.P.S.'s ARE LAME. 1008 00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:28,440 SHE DIDN'T MEAN THAT. 1009 00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:32,120 WHAT AM I LOOKING AT? 1010 00:49:32,240 --> 00:49:34,480 ( both shouting at once ) 1011 00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:38,360 ♪♪ 1012 00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:43,680 JEAN-FRANK? 1013 00:49:49,240 --> 00:49:51,320 JEAN-FRANK? 1014 00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:53,160 JEAN-FRANK! 1015 00:49:53,240 --> 00:49:56,520 ( shouting in French ) 1016 00:49:57,480 --> 00:49:59,080 HI. I'M AVALON GREENE. 1017 00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:00,480 I'M HERE TO DO THE INTERVIEW WITH YOU. 1018 00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:02,560 WHERE'S HALLEY BRANDON-- 1019 00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:05,680 THE ONE WHO SPEAKS THE FRENCH-ENGLISH? 1020 00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:09,840 UH, SHE--SHE COULDN'T MAKE IT HERE TODAY 1021 00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:12,720 BECAUSE SHE-- SHE HAS THE FLU. 1022 00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:15,560 THE--THE G.P.S. FLU. 1023 00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:17,720 IT MAKES YOU LOSE ALL SENSE OF DIRECTION. 1024 00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:19,240 IT'S VERY CONTAGIOUS. 1025 00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:22,720 YOU DON'T WANT TO BE NEAR HER. HEH HEH. 1026 00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:26,400 OKAY, RIGHT HERE. GREAT. 1027 00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:28,560 WAIT! WHO'S GONNA HELP ME FOLD THIS THING? 1028 00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:30,920 ASK J-LO! OKAY! WHAT? 1029 00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:32,560 Man: THE CONCERT'S SOLD OUT. 1030 00:50:32,640 --> 00:50:34,520 YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. 1031 00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:36,080 GET YOUR TICKETS IN ADVANCE. 1032 00:50:36,160 --> 00:50:37,600 COME ON, GUYS, MOVE ALONG. 1033 00:50:37,720 --> 00:50:39,240 THIS WAY. 1034 00:50:39,320 --> 00:50:41,080 THIS'LL WORK. 1035 00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:44,560 SO, JEAN, TELL ME ABOUT YOUR MUSIC. 1036 00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:47,560 DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MUSIC, HUH? 1037 00:50:49,720 --> 00:50:52,480 UH, NOT REALLY. 1038 00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:54,440 BUT I KNOW ABOUT CLOTHES. 1039 00:50:54,520 --> 00:50:56,080 SO, ARE THESE YOUR FAVORITE JEANS 1040 00:50:56,160 --> 00:50:57,400 THAT YOU'VE TOTALLY WORN TO DEATH, 1041 00:50:57,480 --> 00:50:59,400 OR DID YOU JUST... 1042 00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:01,280 BUY THEM PRE-RIPPED? 1043 00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:04,240 THE TRUTH, JEAN-FRANK. 1044 00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:06,160 THEY'RE PRE-RIPPED. 1045 00:51:06,240 --> 00:51:09,520 AND, UH, I HAVE THEM DRY CLEANED. 1046 00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:12,800 AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A ROCK STAR. 1047 00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:14,160 DON'T ANSWER ANOTHER WORD! 1048 00:51:14,240 --> 00:51:15,600 WHOA! 1049 00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:17,120 OHH! 1050 00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:19,600 OH! MY FIRST CRAZY AMERICAN FAN! 1051 00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:21,200 I'VE MADE IT! 1052 00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:23,640 HALLEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? THIS IS MY INTERVIEW. 1053 00:51:23,720 --> 00:51:25,400 SAYS WHO? SMILE. 1054 00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:27,440 NO, DON'T SMILE FOR HER! SHE'S CONTAGIOUS! 1055 00:51:27,520 --> 00:51:30,520 WHAT?! I GOT HERE FIRST. 1056 00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:32,480 WELL, I HAVE BETTER QUESTIONS TO ASK HIM. 1057 00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:35,320 SO, JEAN-FRANK-- AHEM-- 1058 00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:37,360 DO YOU HA-- 1059 00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:40,800 YOUR STYLE--UH-- 1060 00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:42,840 YOUR--YOUR-- YOU KNOW-- 1061 00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:45,920 THE G.P.S. FLU-- IT MAKES HER TALK LIKE THAT? 1062 00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:48,560 NO, THAT'S TOTALLY NORMAL. GIVE ME THAT. 1063 00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:49,840 GIVE ME BACK MY QUESTIONS. 1064 00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:51,720 WHY? I'M ASKING THEM. 1065 00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:54,040 SO, JEAN-FRANK, YOUR STYLE OF MUSIC 1066 00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:57,160 HAS BEEN COMPARED TO TRADITIONAL AFRICAN TRIBAL POLY-- 1067 00:51:57,240 --> 00:51:59,400 WHAT DOES THIS EVEN SAY? 1068 00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:01,440 POLYRHYTHMS. IT'S A DRUMBEAT 1069 00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:03,840 FOUND MOSTLY IN WEST AFRICAN MU-- 1070 00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:05,680 WAIT, WHY AM I TELLING YOU, QUESTION-STEALER? 1071 00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:07,840 TICKET-STEALER! GIVE ME BACK MY QUESTIONS. 1072 00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:10,000 WHY? I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN TALK. 1073 00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:11,760 UH, IN URDU! 1074 00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:13,960 AND YOU'D BETTER REPROGRAM J-LO, OR ELSE-- 1075 00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:16,760 WHAT, SHE'S GONNA VOTE ME OFF OF IDOL? 1076 00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:18,840 ( American accent ) HEY! HEY! STOP IT! 1077 00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:20,840 YOU TWO ARE GIVING ME A HEADACHE? 1078 00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:23,480 UH, WAIT-- 1079 00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:25,440 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FRENCH ACCENT? 1080 00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:29,200 OOPS. I MEAN... OO-OOPS! 1081 00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:31,520 YEAH, THAT DIDN'T EVEN WORK FOR ME. 1082 00:52:31,600 --> 00:52:34,600 WAIT, YOU'RE NOT EVEN FRENCH? 1083 00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:37,520 YOU'VE BEEN LYING TO YOUR FANS THIS ENTIRE TIME? 1084 00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:39,520 WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT, JEAN-FRANK? 1085 00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:42,760 IT'S REALLY JOHNNY FRANKEWSKI. 1086 00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:44,880 I COULDN'T GET ANYONE TO LISTEN TO MY MUSIC HERE, 1087 00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:47,160 SO I TRIED PARIS. THAT'S WHEN I DECIDED... 1088 00:52:47,240 --> 00:52:49,800 ( French accent ) ...TO DO THE FRENCH THING, YOU KNOW. 1089 00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:51,320 JUST TO LOOK COOL BACK HOME. 1090 00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:53,520 NUH-UH. KIDS DON'T WANT SOME POSER. 1091 00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:56,320 FAKE IS OUT-- UNLESS IT'S FUR. 1092 00:52:56,400 --> 00:52:58,160 LOOK, YOUR MUSIC IS ALREADY COOL, 1093 00:52:58,240 --> 00:52:59,960 AND STAYING TRUE TO YOURSELF 1094 00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:03,040 IS WHAT'LL INSPIRE YOUR FANS... JOHNNY. 1095 00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:04,960 HEH. 1096 00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:08,080 WELL, YOU KNOW... 1097 00:53:08,160 --> 00:53:11,160 I ALWAYS WANTED TO GO ACOUSTIC, AND-- 1098 00:53:13,040 --> 00:53:16,240 YOU GIRLS ARE RIGHT. YOU KNOW WHAT? 1099 00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:18,560 THIS SCAM IS OVER. 1100 00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:23,680 AND JOHNNY FRANKEWSKI IS BACK! 1101 00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:26,080 YEAH! 1102 00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:28,440 WOW. WE TOTALLY UNPLUGGED HIM. 1103 00:53:28,560 --> 00:53:30,400 I KNOW, BUT THIS IS GOING TO MAKE AN AWESOME STORY! 1104 00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:32,320 I KNOW! HA HA! 1105 00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:37,360 BUT... 1106 00:53:39,080 --> 00:53:41,200 WHOSE STORY IS IT? 1107 00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:45,600 HMM. 1108 00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:47,320 HMM. 1109 00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:48,520 HMM. 1110 00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:53,120 THIS ARTICLE ON JEAN-FRANK IS... 1111 00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:56,200 FABULOUS. YES! 1112 00:53:56,280 --> 00:53:59,160 I LOVE THE PRE-RIPPED JEANS. VERY INSIDE. 1113 00:53:59,240 --> 00:54:02,040 AND THEN FINDING OUT THAT HE'S NOT EVEN FRENCH? 1114 00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:05,240 THAT'S SO INSIDE, IT'S OUTSIDE. LOVE IT. 1115 00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:08,160 GONNA BE HARD TO TOP THIS STORY. 1116 00:54:08,240 --> 00:54:11,160 OKAY. WHERE'S THE OTHER ARTICLE? 1117 00:54:11,240 --> 00:54:13,680 THERE'S ONLY ONE. 1118 00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:15,320 I TOLD YOU TO WRITE TWO. 1119 00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:17,360 BEST ONE GETS THE JOB, REMEMBER? 1120 00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:19,720 YEAH, BUT... 1121 00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:22,440 WE COULDN'T DO IT, SO... 1122 00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:24,480 YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO CHOOSE ONE OF US, 1123 00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:27,360 AND THE OTHER ONE GOES HOME. 1124 00:54:27,440 --> 00:54:29,240 AH. 1125 00:54:29,320 --> 00:54:31,520 I FEEL LIKE HEIDI KLUM. 1126 00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:34,000 YOU'RE EITHER IN OR YOU'RE OUT. 1127 00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:37,040 SO, I CHOOSE... 1128 00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:40,960 NEITHER OF YOU. AUF WIEDERSEHEN. 1129 00:54:41,040 --> 00:54:42,240 WHAT?! WHAT?! 1130 00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:44,200 I THOUGHT I WAS DEALING WITH PROFESSIONALS. 1131 00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:46,520 BUT APPARENTLY I'M DEALING WITH TWO LITTLE GIRLS, 1132 00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:49,360 BEST FRIENDS, WHO CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITHOUT EACH OTHER. 1133 00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:51,920 YOU CAN BOTH LEAVE...NOW. 1134 00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:53,520 AND WE DON'T VALIDATE PARKING. 1135 00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:55,440 OH, WAIT, YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO DRIVE. 1136 00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:57,360 GO. 1137 00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:02,320 WAIT A MINUTE! 1138 00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:07,680 WHAT'S WRONG WITH WANTING TO SHARE SOMETHING WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND? 1139 00:55:07,760 --> 00:55:09,640 YOU MAY NOT CARE, 1140 00:55:09,720 --> 00:55:12,480 BUT I'M PROUD TO BE FRIENDS WITH AVALON. 1141 00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:14,520 GEEKLY CHIC IS OUR BABY, 1142 00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:17,240 AND IF YOU DON'T WANT TO WORK WITH US ON OUR TERMS, 1143 00:55:17,320 --> 00:55:19,520 THEN THESE TWO "LITTLE GIRLS" 1144 00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:22,560 ARE GONNA GO FIND OURSELVES A BIGGER AND BETTER PLAYGROUND. 1145 00:55:23,960 --> 00:55:26,640 HEH. MEANING? 1146 00:55:26,720 --> 00:55:28,880 I AM NOT SURE, 1147 00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:31,520 BUT IT SOUNDED REALLY GOOD, SO WE'RE GOING OUT ON THAT. 1148 00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:33,680 WHOO! LET'S GO. 1149 00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:40,920 Woman: YES, MISS ST. CLAIRE? 1150 00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:43,360 I FEEL SWEAT COMING ON. BRING ME SOME DEODORANT. 1151 00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:49,040 YOU KNOW, HALLEY, I AM REALLY PROUD OF YOU TODAY. 1152 00:55:49,120 --> 00:55:51,680 SO MUCH FOR GETTING FLUSTERED AROUND PEOPLE. 1153 00:55:51,760 --> 00:55:52,880 THANKS, AV. 1154 00:55:52,960 --> 00:55:55,280 MAYBE YOU SHOULD DO THE TALKING FROM NOW ON. 1155 00:55:55,360 --> 00:55:58,200 WELL, WELL, WELL, LOOK WHO WE HAVE HERE. 1156 00:55:58,280 --> 00:56:00,280 BAD NEWS CERTAINLY TRAVELS FAST. 1157 00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:03,240 OKAY, LOOK, WALKER, IF YOU'VE COME HERE TO GLOAT-- 1158 00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:05,240 I WAS ACTUALLY VERY IMPRESSED 1159 00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:07,080 WHEN I HEARD HOW YOU TWO STOOD UP TO THAT BIG CORPORATION. 1160 00:56:07,160 --> 00:56:08,640 IN FACT, I WAS SO IMPRESSED, 1161 00:56:08,760 --> 00:56:10,200 I MADE A PHONE CALL ON YOUR BEHALF. 1162 00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:12,000 IT SEEMS THAT I HAVE A COUSIN IN MEMPHIS 1163 00:56:12,080 --> 00:56:13,400 WHOSE SISTER HAPPENS TO BE THE HAIRSTYLIST 1164 00:56:13,480 --> 00:56:14,680 FOR THE GUY WHO DRIVES THE LIMO-- 1165 00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:17,240 WALKER, GET TO THE POINT. 1166 00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:20,680 TEENS NOW WANTS TO DO A HUGE STORY 1167 00:56:20,760 --> 00:56:23,360 ON GEEKLY CHIC AND THE TWO BEST FRIENDS BEHIND IT. 1168 00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:31,080 AAAH! AAAH! 1169 00:56:31,200 --> 00:56:33,480 OKAY, WE'VE GOTTA GO PUT THIS ON THE WEBSITE RIGHT NOW. 1170 00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:35,560 OKAY. OKAY. 1171 00:56:39,520 --> 00:56:41,800 WALKER... 1172 00:56:41,920 --> 00:56:44,080 THANK YOU. 1173 00:56:44,160 --> 00:56:46,720 WHAT YOU DID FOR US WAS... 1174 00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:49,360 REALLY AMAZING AND SWEET. 1175 00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:51,920 I COULD JUST-- HUG ME? 1176 00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:54,560 UH, WELL-- WELL, UM... 1177 00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:57,160 SEE, I WAS GONNA SAY, "SHAKE YOUR HAND," BUT, UH... 1178 00:56:57,240 --> 00:56:58,640 FINE! 1179 00:56:59,880 --> 00:57:01,240 AHH. 1180 00:57:01,640 --> 00:57:03,880 OKAY, SHOW'S OVER. SEE YA. 1181 00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:07,680 HUH. WELL, THAT WASN'T EXACTLY THE HUG I WAS HOPING FOR. 1182 00:57:07,760 --> 00:57:09,120 AWW. AWW. 1183 00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:10,800 HIGH-SCHOOLERS HALLEY BRANDON 1184 00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:13,480 AND AVALON GREENE HAD A CHANCE AT FAME AND FORTUNE 1185 00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:15,400 WHEN MEDIA GIANT BURNS PUBLICATIONS 1186 00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:17,840 OFFERED TO BUY THEIR WEBAZINE GEEKLY CHIC. 1187 00:57:17,920 --> 00:57:19,240 BUT THE B.F.F.'s TURNED IT DOWN 1188 00:57:19,320 --> 00:57:21,360 TO STAY TRUE TO THEIR OWN INDIE VISION. 1189 00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:23,360 YOU GO, GIRLS. 1190 00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:25,640 ( both shouting ) 1191 00:57:25,720 --> 00:57:27,520 ...AN EXCLUSIVE STORY 1192 00:57:27,600 --> 00:57:29,200 ON FRENCH SINGING SENSATION JEAN-FRANK, 1193 00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:31,200 WRITTEN BY BOTH HALLEY AND AVALON. 1194 00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:33,760 BOTH GIRLS WILL CONTINUE ON AS CHIEF EDITORS, 1195 00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:35,360 AND THEY'D LOVE TO HEAR FROM YOU, 1196 00:57:35,440 --> 00:57:37,720 SO KEEP POSTING THOSE COMMENTS. 1197 00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:39,400 THIS IS LUCY DELGOOSY FROM TEENS NOW. 1198 00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:41,520 AVALON, LOOK. 1199 00:57:41,600 --> 00:57:43,200 THERE'S RED DOTS EVERYWHERE! 1200 00:57:43,280 --> 00:57:46,800 GEEKLY CHIC HAS GONE GLOBAL. 1201 00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:49,440 AAAAH! AAAAH! 1202 00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:51,080 ( both shouting ) 1203 00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:54,680 YES! GIRLS... 1204 00:57:54,760 --> 00:57:56,360 STOP JUMPING ON THAT BED. 1205 00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:58,600 HUH? WHAT? 1206 00:57:58,680 --> 00:58:00,640 YEP, GEEKLY CHIC BLEW UP. 1207 00:58:00,720 --> 00:58:02,800 THEY MADE THIS MOVIE ABOUT IT, RIGHT? 1208 00:58:02,880 --> 00:58:04,760 AND REMEMBER THAT GIRL SAVANNAH-- 1209 00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:06,440 THE SKATER CHICK WITH THE CRUSH ON JAKE? 1210 00:58:06,520 --> 00:58:08,320 SHE ALMOST GOT FRENEMIED 1211 00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:10,640 BY A GIRL SHE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW EXISTED. 1212 00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:12,880 ♪♪ 1213 00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:16,800 ( lyrics indistinct ) 1214 00:58:28,880 --> 00:58:31,760 SAVANNAH, COME ON IN. BREAKFAST. 1215 00:58:35,400 --> 00:58:38,320 HEY, GUYS. TAKE IT EASY. HEY, GIMME! 1216 00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:39,800 THAT'S MINE. SOME MORE, DAD. 1217 00:58:39,880 --> 00:58:41,560 SOME MORE JUICE. 1218 00:58:41,640 --> 00:58:43,640 HEY, YOU LITTLE FOOD MONSTERS, LEAVE ME SOME! 1219 00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:48,000 ( horn honks ) GUYS, SCHOOL BUS! LET'S ROLL! 1220 00:58:48,080 --> 00:58:49,640 RYAN, HERE YOU GO. HERE YOU GO. 1221 00:58:49,720 --> 00:58:51,640 GOT ENOUGH? OKAY, GO GET TO THE BUS. 1222 00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:53,840 BYE, DAD. BYE! 1223 00:58:53,920 --> 00:58:57,080 GEORGIE-- SORRY, SWEETIE. YOU SNOOZE, YOU LOSE. 1224 00:58:58,440 --> 00:59:01,200 I SAVED THIS. OH, THANKS, GEORGE. 1225 00:59:01,280 --> 00:59:02,920 FOR ME. 1226 00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:04,480 BRAT. 1227 00:59:04,560 --> 00:59:06,400 LOVE YOU. 1228 00:59:06,480 --> 00:59:09,200 I SWEAR, LIVING HERE IS LIKE LIVING IN SOME FRAT HOUSE. 1229 00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:12,160 OKAY, WELL, HOW ABOUT THIS? 1230 00:59:12,240 --> 00:59:14,040 HOW ABOUT I GIVE YOU SOME CASH 1231 00:59:14,120 --> 00:59:16,720 TO BUY SOME BREAKFAST AT SCHOOL? 1232 00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:19,000 AND AFTER SCHOOL, YOU GO TO THE MALL 1233 00:59:19,120 --> 00:59:22,520 AND BUY YOURSELF... SOMETHING THAT IS PRETTY... 1234 00:59:22,600 --> 00:59:24,760 AND YOUR BROTHERS WON'T EAT. 1235 00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:27,360 AWESOME. 'CAUSE I SAW THE PRETTIEST SNEAKERS THE OTHER DAY, 1236 00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:28,760 AND NOW I CAN GET THEM. 1237 00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:30,920 GREAT. THANKS, POPS. 1238 00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:33,200 OKAY. 1239 00:59:33,280 --> 00:59:36,200 ( sighs ) ROGER, YOU NEED A MAID. 1240 00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:38,760 AND THAT WOULD BE ME. 1241 00:59:38,840 --> 00:59:41,040 ♪♪ 1242 00:59:45,560 --> 00:59:48,840 OKAY, MURRAY, YOU HAVE PEED NINE TIMES ALREADY. 1243 00:59:48,920 --> 00:59:50,960 THERE'S NO MORE TREES. 1244 00:59:51,040 --> 00:59:52,240 HEY, SAVANNAH. 1245 00:59:52,320 --> 00:59:53,960 JAKE. 1246 00:59:54,040 --> 00:59:56,040 OKAY, TIME TO GO HOME, BUDDY. 1247 00:59:57,520 --> 00:59:58,960 OHH! 1248 01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:04,440 WHERE'D SHE GO? THAT'S WEIRD. 1249 01:00:08,320 --> 01:00:10,600 ( sighs ) 1250 01:00:10,680 --> 01:00:12,600 OH, HEY, MURRAY. I'M OKAY, I'M OKAY. 1251 01:00:12,680 --> 01:00:14,920 I JUST GET A LITTLE NERVOUS AROUND JAKE. 1252 01:00:15,680 --> 01:00:17,000 DON'T TELL HIM, OKAY? 1253 01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:18,360 ( barks ) 1254 01:00:22,480 --> 01:00:24,000 HEY, DOGGY! 1255 01:00:26,800 --> 01:00:27,920 ( groans ) 1256 01:00:39,680 --> 01:00:41,880 ( British accent ) I WISH I COULD HAVE A DOG, PEMBERLY. 1257 01:00:41,960 --> 01:00:45,240 WELL, IF YOU COULD FIND ONE THAT DIDN'T BARK, 1258 01:00:45,320 --> 01:00:46,880 DIDN'T SHED, DIDN'T DROOL, 1259 01:00:46,960 --> 01:00:49,240 DIDN'T EAT, AND DIDN'T POOP, 1260 01:00:49,320 --> 01:00:52,040 THEN I'M CERTAIN YOUR PARENTS WOULD BE VERY OPEN TO THE IDEA. 1261 01:00:52,120 --> 01:00:55,080 SO, THAT'S A BIG NO. 1262 01:00:55,160 --> 01:00:56,880 THAT WOULD BE CORRECT. 1263 01:00:56,960 --> 01:00:59,240 ESPECIALLY IN REGARDS TO THE POOP PART. 1264 01:01:03,720 --> 01:01:07,200 ( school bell rings ) 1265 01:01:12,040 --> 01:01:13,800 OH, HERE. LET ME GET THAT FOR YOU. 1266 01:01:13,880 --> 01:01:16,120 OH. HEY, JAKE. 1267 01:01:16,200 --> 01:01:18,160 UH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT FOR ME. 1268 01:01:18,240 --> 01:01:19,760 I'M NOT HELPLESS. SEE? 1269 01:01:19,840 --> 01:01:21,800 WOW. NICE GUNS. 1270 01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:23,640 BIGGER THAN MINE. 1271 01:01:23,720 --> 01:01:26,440 NO, THEY'RE NOT. WELL, MAYBE A LITTLE. 1272 01:01:26,520 --> 01:01:28,280 I'VE GOTTA GET TO CLASS. 1273 01:01:30,080 --> 01:01:32,240 YOU HAD TO SHOW HIM YOUR GUNS. 1274 01:01:41,400 --> 01:01:44,120 EMMA, DARLING, HOW WAS SCHOOL? IT WAS FINE. 1275 01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:45,800 UM, I DID ALL MY HOMEWORK, 1276 01:01:45,880 --> 01:01:47,320 SO IS IT OKAY IF I GO TO THE MALL? 1277 01:01:47,400 --> 01:01:48,960 I NEED SOME SHOES. OF COURSE. 1278 01:01:49,040 --> 01:01:50,360 A YOUNG LADY COULD ALWAYS USE 1279 01:01:50,480 --> 01:01:51,960 A NEW PAIR OF SHOES. 1280 01:01:52,040 --> 01:01:55,520 AND WHAT ABOUT A NEW DOG? 1281 01:01:55,600 --> 01:01:58,800 A DOG? WHAT DOG? PEMBERLY? 1282 01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:00,680 NO. FATHER, THERE'S NO DOG. I JUST-- 1283 01:02:00,760 --> 01:02:02,640 THANK HEAVENS! FOR A MOMENT THERE, 1284 01:02:02,720 --> 01:02:05,320 WE THOUGHT YOU WERE ASKING IF YOU COULD HAVE...A PET. 1285 01:02:11,480 --> 01:02:13,720 NO ONE LIKES A SMUG BUTLER. 1286 01:02:20,680 --> 01:02:23,680 OOH, COME ON, HALLEY. LET'S GO CHECK OUT THE ESPADRILLES. 1287 01:02:23,760 --> 01:02:26,000 AVALON, YOU HATE ESPADRILLES. 1288 01:02:26,080 --> 01:02:28,120 SEE, NOW, I DID, BUT THEN I BOUGHT 1289 01:02:28,200 --> 01:02:30,320 THIS FABULOUS ORGANIC SPRAY-ON TAN, 1290 01:02:30,400 --> 01:02:33,000 AND SUMMER LEGS AND ESPADRILLES ARE OFF THE HOOK. 1291 01:02:33,080 --> 01:02:35,360 WAIT, LOOK WHO'S HERE. 1292 01:02:35,480 --> 01:02:37,000 SAVANNAH O'NEAL. 1293 01:02:37,080 --> 01:02:38,680 WRONG. THAT'S EMMA REYNOLDS. 1294 01:02:38,760 --> 01:02:40,760 SHE GOES TO LIGGETT ACADEMY. 1295 01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:42,600 HENCE THE BLAND BUT UBER-EXPENSIVE UNIFORM. 1296 01:02:42,680 --> 01:02:44,600 WAIT, ARE YOU SURE THAT'S NOT SAVANNAH, 1297 01:02:44,680 --> 01:02:46,800 THE ONE WHO GOES TO OUR SCHOOL? 1298 01:02:46,880 --> 01:02:49,280 NO, THAT'S SAVANNAH. 1299 01:02:59,080 --> 01:03:00,920 WHOA, THAT'S A MIND-BLOW. 1300 01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:03,280 OOH! ESPADRILLES! 1301 01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:11,920 DO THESE COME IN 8? DO THESE COME IN 8? 1302 01:03:16,800 --> 01:03:19,600 WOW. YOU LOOK JUST LIKE ME. 1303 01:03:19,680 --> 01:03:23,160 NO, YOU LOOK JUST LIKE ME. 1304 01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:27,360 MISS EMMA, IT'S GETTING RATHER LATE. 1305 01:03:27,440 --> 01:03:29,560 PERHAPS I SHOULD HAVE JACOB BRING THE CAR AROUND. 1306 01:03:29,640 --> 01:03:32,280 I--I TOOK THE BUS. 1307 01:03:32,360 --> 01:03:35,520 OH, DEAR ME. I THOUGHT YOU WERE-- 1308 01:03:35,600 --> 01:03:37,160 ME? 1309 01:03:39,280 --> 01:03:42,240 I'M SO SORRY FOR THE MISUNDERSTANDING, MISS. 1310 01:03:42,320 --> 01:03:45,800 MISS? MAN, YOUR GRANDFATHER IS SO POLITE. 1311 01:03:45,880 --> 01:03:47,960 MINE PICKS HIS TEETH WITH A CREDIT CARD. 1312 01:03:48,040 --> 01:03:50,400 PEMBERLY'S MY BUTLER. SERIOUS? 1313 01:03:50,480 --> 01:03:52,240 QUITE. 1314 01:03:52,320 --> 01:03:54,640 I LOVE A GOOD MISUNDERSTANDING, 1315 01:03:54,720 --> 01:03:56,960 BUT THIS IS JUST GETTING RIDICULOUS. 1316 01:03:57,040 --> 01:03:59,280 ALL RIGHT. SAVANNAH, MEET EMMA REYNOLDS-- 1317 01:03:59,360 --> 01:04:01,840 DEBUTANTE BALL QUEEN WHO CARPOOLS IN A LIMO. 1318 01:04:01,920 --> 01:04:04,480 AND, EMMA, MEET SAVANNAH O'NEAL-- 1319 01:04:04,560 --> 01:04:07,480 ARTSY JOCK GIRL WHO RIDES A MEAN SKATEBOARD. 1320 01:04:07,560 --> 01:04:09,680 YOU TWO ARE LIKE TWINS... 1321 01:04:09,760 --> 01:04:11,400 FROM DIFFERENT PLANETS. 1322 01:04:12,400 --> 01:04:13,960 HEY, ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING? 1323 01:04:15,240 --> 01:04:17,040 FREE MALL MASSAGE? 1324 01:04:17,120 --> 01:04:21,160 NO, THIS COULD BE AN AWESOME STORY FOR GEEKLY CHIC. 1325 01:04:21,240 --> 01:04:23,320 SMILE. ( snaps photo ) 1326 01:04:23,400 --> 01:04:26,520 AND THEN A FREE MALL MASSAGE. 1327 01:04:26,600 --> 01:04:28,320 ( both shriek ) 1328 01:04:28,400 --> 01:04:29,680 ( chattering ) 1329 01:04:29,760 --> 01:04:31,720 DO YOU KNOW THOSE GIRLS? 1330 01:04:31,800 --> 01:04:34,200 I'VE NEVER SEEN THEM BEFORE IN MY LIFE. 1331 01:04:34,280 --> 01:04:36,080 ME, NEITHER. 1332 01:04:36,160 --> 01:04:38,840 ( both laugh ) 1333 01:04:38,920 --> 01:04:42,000 MY MUM WOULD KILL ME IF SHE SAW ME EATING MALL FOOD. 1334 01:04:42,080 --> 01:04:44,000 AND I'M NOT EVEN USING A NAPKIN. 1335 01:04:44,600 --> 01:04:46,320 I NEVER DO. 1336 01:04:50,280 --> 01:04:52,200 SO, YOU HAVE THREE LITTLE BROTHERS AND A DOG. 1337 01:04:52,280 --> 01:04:53,320 HOW GREAT IS THAT? 1338 01:04:53,400 --> 01:04:54,360 NOT IF YOU'RE HUNGRY. 1339 01:04:54,440 --> 01:04:56,160 AND MURRAY'S NOT TECHNICALLY MINE. 1340 01:04:56,200 --> 01:04:58,640 HE BELONGS TO THIS GUY JAKE, WHO'S CRAZY CUTE 1341 01:04:58,720 --> 01:05:01,280 AND I HAVE A MAJOR CRUSH ON, BUT I'D DIE IF HE EVER FOUND OUT. 1342 01:05:01,360 --> 01:05:03,480 SAVANNAH, YOUR LIFE SOUNDS TOTALLY INSANE 1343 01:05:03,560 --> 01:05:04,960 AND TOTALLY AWESOME. 1344 01:05:05,040 --> 01:05:07,480 ME? EMMA, YOU'RE THE ONE CRUISING AROUND IN LIMOS ALL DAY 1345 01:05:07,560 --> 01:05:09,120 AND MALL-HOPPING WITH FREDERICK. 1346 01:05:09,200 --> 01:05:12,160 PEMBERLY, AND IT'S NOT AS EASY AS IT SOUNDS. 1347 01:05:12,240 --> 01:05:13,600 PLEASE. IF I COULD HAVE YOUR LIFE FOR ONE WEEK, 1348 01:05:13,720 --> 01:05:14,920 I'D BE THE HAPPIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD. 1349 01:05:15,040 --> 01:05:16,680 IF I COULD YOUR LIFE FOR ONE WEEK, 1350 01:05:16,760 --> 01:05:18,320 I'D BE THE HAPPIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD. 1351 01:05:18,400 --> 01:05:20,160 OKAY, EVERYBODY'S THINKING IT, 1352 01:05:20,240 --> 01:05:22,000 SO WE'RE JUST GONNA GO AHEAD AND SAY IT-- 1353 01:05:22,080 --> 01:05:23,520 IT'S TIME FOR THE OLD SWITCHEROO. 1354 01:05:23,600 --> 01:05:26,760 WHAT ARE WE SWITCHEROO-ING? 1355 01:05:26,840 --> 01:05:29,160 DUH. YOUR LIVES. YOU TWO LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME. 1356 01:05:29,280 --> 01:05:30,760 YEAH, SO JUST TRADE UP FOR ONE WEEK, 1357 01:05:30,840 --> 01:05:32,160 AND IT'LL BE TOTALLY AWESOME. 1358 01:05:32,280 --> 01:05:34,040 OR A DISASTER. EITHER WAY, 1359 01:05:34,160 --> 01:05:35,960 IT'S GOING ON GEEKLYCHIC.COM. 1360 01:05:36,080 --> 01:05:38,000 THIS IS JUST TOO GOOD NOT TO BLOG. 1361 01:05:38,080 --> 01:05:39,840 WAIT, YOU'RE SAYING FOR ONE WEEK, 1362 01:05:39,920 --> 01:05:41,360 I'M GOING TO BE HER? 1363 01:05:41,440 --> 01:05:44,040 AND I'M GONNA BE HER? I LOVE IT! 1364 01:05:44,120 --> 01:05:46,480 I GET TO HAVE THREE BROTHERS, A DOG, 1365 01:05:46,560 --> 01:05:48,360 AND NO SCHOOL UNIFORM FOR A WEEK! 1366 01:05:48,440 --> 01:05:50,440 AND I GET TO HAVE A HUGE HOUSE 1367 01:05:50,520 --> 01:05:53,200 AND ALL THE FOOD I CAN EAT AND-- AND HIM! 1368 01:05:54,040 --> 01:05:55,720 ( slurps ) 1369 01:05:55,800 --> 01:05:58,000 ( laughing ) 1370 01:05:58,080 --> 01:06:00,080 PEMBERLY, BE RIGHT BACK. 1371 01:06:00,160 --> 01:06:02,600 WE'RE JUST GOING TO THE WASHROOM. 1372 01:06:03,320 --> 01:06:05,080 YOU GO, GIRLS. 1373 01:06:07,400 --> 01:06:08,880 ( both laugh ) 1374 01:06:08,960 --> 01:06:10,680 SHALL WE? 1375 01:06:22,040 --> 01:06:23,760 I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE DOING THIS. 1376 01:06:23,840 --> 01:06:26,320 I KNOW, BUT IT'S SUCH A BRILLIANT IDEA. 1377 01:06:32,480 --> 01:06:33,960 UH, YOU OKAY RIDING THAT HOME? 1378 01:06:34,040 --> 01:06:36,120 I'LL BE FINE. GOOD LUCK. 1379 01:06:36,200 --> 01:06:38,400 OH, DID I MENTION THERE'S FIVE PEOPLE 1380 01:06:38,480 --> 01:06:39,960 LIVING IN MY HOUSE, AND ONE BATHROOM? 1381 01:06:40,040 --> 01:06:41,280 NO. 1382 01:06:41,360 --> 01:06:43,520 HOME, JAMES! 1383 01:06:43,600 --> 01:06:45,680 IT'S PEMBERLY! 1384 01:06:45,760 --> 01:06:47,240 ( sighs ) 1385 01:06:47,360 --> 01:06:49,120 HOW HARD CAN THIS BE? 1386 01:06:49,200 --> 01:06:50,760 IT'S JUST A SKATEBOARD. 1387 01:06:52,560 --> 01:06:55,080 SEE? EASY AS--AAH! 1388 01:07:23,680 --> 01:07:25,960 MAN, I AM LIVING THE DREAM! 1389 01:07:27,560 --> 01:07:29,960 EWW, AND I HAVE GOT TO SHAVE MY LEGS. 1390 01:07:31,720 --> 01:07:34,360 I ALWAYS OPEN THE DOOR FOR YOU, MISS EMMA. 1391 01:07:34,440 --> 01:07:36,080 ( British accent ) OF COURSE YOU DO. 1392 01:07:36,160 --> 01:07:39,240 'CAUSE I ALWAYS LET GUYS OPEN DOORS FOR ME. 1393 01:07:39,320 --> 01:07:41,040 INDEED? 1394 01:07:45,800 --> 01:07:49,320 WOW. I AM LOADED! 1395 01:07:49,400 --> 01:07:51,640 OH...WITH BOOKS. 1396 01:07:51,720 --> 01:07:54,640 CAN YOU TAKE THESE FOR ME, PEMBERLY? 1397 01:07:54,720 --> 01:07:56,720 NOW, DON'T FORGET, MISS EMMA-- 1398 01:07:56,800 --> 01:07:58,560 YOU HAVE A DRESS-FITTING BEFORE SUPPER. 1399 01:07:58,640 --> 01:08:00,840 A DRESS? I MEAN-- 1400 01:08:00,920 --> 01:08:02,960 A DRESS! WHOO-HOO! 1401 01:08:03,040 --> 01:08:04,640 OFF TO MY FITTING. 1402 01:08:04,720 --> 01:08:07,240 HOW FITTING THAT I'M OFF TO MY FITTING. 1403 01:08:08,640 --> 01:08:10,560 WHAT EXACTLY AM I BEING FITTED FOR AGAIN? 1404 01:08:10,640 --> 01:08:12,720 WHY, YOUR BIRTHDAY BALL. 1405 01:08:14,600 --> 01:08:17,600 I'M GOING TO A BALL? WHO AM I--CINDERELLA? 1406 01:08:21,360 --> 01:08:24,760 I GUESS I AM CINDERELLA. 1407 01:08:31,360 --> 01:08:33,040 WHAT ARE YOU STANDING THERE FOR? 1408 01:08:33,120 --> 01:08:35,520 WAITING FOR YOU TO OPEN THE DOOR. 1409 01:08:40,400 --> 01:08:42,280 ( sighs ) 1410 01:08:45,080 --> 01:08:46,640 I'M GONNA GET YOU! 1411 01:08:48,320 --> 01:08:49,800 MISSED ME! 1412 01:08:49,880 --> 01:08:51,680 ( imitating gunfire ) 1413 01:08:51,760 --> 01:08:53,960 ( American accent ) YO, YO, YO! 1414 01:08:54,040 --> 01:08:56,720 IT'S ME--SAVANNAH-- YOUR "SISTA". 1415 01:08:58,400 --> 01:09:00,880 WHAT UP, DAWGS? 1416 01:09:03,480 --> 01:09:05,400 JUST KIDDING! HA! 1417 01:09:05,480 --> 01:09:07,360 MIND IF I JOIN YOU GUYS? 1418 01:09:09,320 --> 01:09:11,120 GET HER! GET HER! 1419 01:09:11,200 --> 01:09:14,120 ( shouting ) 1420 01:09:14,200 --> 01:09:16,240 ( all shouting ) 1421 01:09:16,320 --> 01:09:17,560 ( oven beeping ) 1422 01:09:17,640 --> 01:09:19,840 HEY, DAD. 1423 01:09:21,160 --> 01:09:22,560 HELLO, FATHER. 1424 01:09:24,240 --> 01:09:26,560 DID YOU JUST CALL ME "FATHER"? 1425 01:09:26,680 --> 01:09:30,080 UH, I-- JUST KIDDING...DAD. 1426 01:09:30,160 --> 01:09:33,080 WHATEVER HAPPENED TO "POPS"? 1427 01:09:33,160 --> 01:09:35,680 HERE, MIND PUTTING THE NAPKINS OUT? 1428 01:09:39,720 --> 01:09:41,280 YEAH, I KNOW IT'S KIND OF FORMAL, BUT-- 1429 01:09:41,360 --> 01:09:44,160 UH, EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING. 1430 01:09:44,240 --> 01:09:46,840 YOU KNOW, I THINK I'M JUST GOING TO GO FRESHEN UP FIRST... 1431 01:09:46,920 --> 01:09:48,600 POPS. 1432 01:09:50,440 --> 01:09:52,120 YOU'RE GONNA WHAT? 1433 01:09:54,240 --> 01:09:56,480 OH, I'M SORRY. I THOUGHT THIS WAS MY ROOM. 1434 01:09:57,080 --> 01:09:58,720 IT IS. 1435 01:10:03,040 --> 01:10:05,040 SORRY I'M LATE! 1436 01:10:05,120 --> 01:10:06,960 I WAS TRYING ON BALL GOWN NUMBER 23, 1437 01:10:07,040 --> 01:10:08,720 AND TIME JUST GOT AWAY FROM ME. 1438 01:10:10,200 --> 01:10:12,040 UM, HOPE YOU HAVEN'T STARTED. 1439 01:10:12,120 --> 01:10:13,160 I'M STARVING. 1440 01:10:13,240 --> 01:10:16,320 EMMA, WE'D NEVER START EATING WITHOUT YOU. 1441 01:10:16,400 --> 01:10:18,200 REALLY? COOL. 1442 01:10:18,320 --> 01:10:20,960 I MEAN, THAT'S A LOVELY TRADITION. 1443 01:10:27,880 --> 01:10:30,080 IT'S JUST A LITTLE GAME WE PLAY. 1444 01:10:35,320 --> 01:10:37,240 MMM, THIS SMELLS DIVINE. 1445 01:10:41,760 --> 01:10:43,760 AND TASTES EVEN DIVINER. 1446 01:10:45,280 --> 01:10:47,400 AHEM. WHAT IS THIS? 1447 01:10:47,480 --> 01:10:49,600 ESCARGOT. 1448 01:10:50,760 --> 01:10:52,160 SNAILS? 1449 01:10:52,240 --> 01:10:54,320 BON APPETIT. 1450 01:10:54,400 --> 01:10:56,240 ( swallows ) 1451 01:10:58,120 --> 01:11:00,120 CHOW DOWN, GANG. 1452 01:11:00,200 --> 01:11:02,160 ALL RIGHT, I'M STARVING! 1453 01:11:02,240 --> 01:11:05,240 MMM! THAT LOOKS GOOD, DAD. 1454 01:11:05,320 --> 01:11:07,440 UH, EXCUSE ME. 1455 01:11:07,520 --> 01:11:08,640 HEY, GIVE ME THAT! SORRY. 1456 01:11:08,720 --> 01:11:10,480 I WANT THE LEG! 1457 01:11:10,560 --> 01:11:12,280 SAVE SOME FOR POPS. 1458 01:11:12,360 --> 01:11:14,560 EXCUSE ME? I WANT MORE! 1459 01:11:14,640 --> 01:11:15,920 PARDON ME. 1460 01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:17,600 UH... 1461 01:11:17,680 --> 01:11:18,960 MMM, THIS IS GOOD, DAD. 1462 01:11:20,360 --> 01:11:22,000 MM-HMM. 1463 01:11:24,160 --> 01:11:26,760 SO, EMMA, DEAR, YOUR MOTHER AND I 1464 01:11:26,840 --> 01:11:28,280 HAVE ARRANGED FOR SOME WONDERFUL MUSIC 1465 01:11:28,360 --> 01:11:29,800 FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY BALL... 1466 01:11:29,880 --> 01:11:31,400 AT THE COUNTRY CLUB. 1467 01:11:31,520 --> 01:11:33,000 YOU GUYS GOT A COOL D.J.? 1468 01:11:33,840 --> 01:11:35,080 A D-WHO? 1469 01:11:35,160 --> 01:11:36,920 FORGET IT. 1470 01:11:37,000 --> 01:11:38,560 WHO DID YOU GET? 1471 01:11:38,640 --> 01:11:40,200 MARTINA MOLINARA-- 1472 01:11:40,320 --> 01:11:42,600 THE FAMOUS ITALIAN OPERA SINGER. 1473 01:11:42,680 --> 01:11:46,000 YOU KNOW, AS INCREDIBLY ENTERTAINING AS THAT SOUNDS, 1474 01:11:46,080 --> 01:11:48,680 WOULDN'T IT BE EASIER JUST TO CHILL OUT WITH SOME FRIENDS 1475 01:11:48,760 --> 01:11:50,640 AND GET A TACO TRUCK? 1476 01:11:50,720 --> 01:11:53,120 WHAT'S A TACO? 1477 01:11:58,520 --> 01:11:59,840 ( whistle blows ) 1478 01:11:59,960 --> 01:12:01,160 WAKE UP! 1479 01:12:02,800 --> 01:12:05,320 IT'S TIME FOR YOUR FENCING LESSON. 1480 01:12:06,280 --> 01:12:07,960 EN GARDE! 1481 01:12:08,040 --> 01:12:10,520 AAH! 1482 01:12:10,640 --> 01:12:12,560 ( toilet flushes ) 1483 01:12:14,280 --> 01:12:16,840 JUST WARNING YOU-- YOU MAY WANT TO OPEN THE WINDOW. 1484 01:12:16,920 --> 01:12:18,840 I CALL FIRST! 1485 01:12:18,920 --> 01:12:21,560 EN GARDE! WHOA! 1486 01:12:21,640 --> 01:12:23,200 SHE'S CRAZY. 1487 01:12:23,280 --> 01:12:24,800 TOUCHE. 1488 01:12:27,360 --> 01:12:29,240 ( sighs ) 1489 01:12:29,320 --> 01:12:32,240 THAT IS NICE MUSIC TO NAP BY. 1490 01:12:33,880 --> 01:12:35,240 NO NAPPING. 1491 01:12:35,320 --> 01:12:36,840 IT'S TIME FOR THE BALLET LESSON. 1492 01:12:36,960 --> 01:12:39,920 ( sighs ) UP, UP, UP. 1493 01:12:40,040 --> 01:12:43,560 AND DOWN, DOWN, DOWN. 1494 01:12:43,640 --> 01:12:45,080 AH! 1495 01:12:45,160 --> 01:12:46,720 COME ON. 1496 01:12:46,840 --> 01:12:48,200 ( thud ) 1497 01:12:48,280 --> 01:12:49,680 DON'T LET HER GET IT! 1498 01:12:50,880 --> 01:12:53,440 QUICK, PASS IT! ( cell phone rings ) 1499 01:12:53,520 --> 01:12:55,520 HELLO? 1500 01:12:55,640 --> 01:12:58,160 I WANT MY LIFE BACK. ME, TOO. 1501 01:12:58,240 --> 01:13:01,200 I HAD NO IDEA BEING RICH COULD BE SO EXHAUSTING. 1502 01:13:01,280 --> 01:13:03,160 DID I SAY I WANTED A BIG FAMILY? 1503 01:13:03,240 --> 01:13:05,720 I TAKE IT BACK. I LOVE BEING AN ONLY CHILD. 1504 01:13:05,800 --> 01:13:07,920 LET'S SWITCH BACK TOMORROW, OKAY? 1505 01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:10,360 Pemberly: AHEM. EXCUSE ME, MISS EMMA. 1506 01:13:10,440 --> 01:13:12,400 I'VE COME TO REMIND YOU THAT YOU HAVE A-- 1507 01:13:12,480 --> 01:13:13,720 PLEASE DON'T SAY ANOTHER LESSON. 1508 01:13:13,800 --> 01:13:15,120 I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS. 1509 01:13:15,520 --> 01:13:17,720 NO. YOU HAVE A DATE WITH LANCE. 1510 01:13:17,800 --> 01:13:19,600 HE'S WAITING OUTSIDE. 1511 01:13:19,680 --> 01:13:21,920 LANCE? WHO'S LANCE? 1512 01:13:23,280 --> 01:13:24,640 PEMBERLY, CAN I TELL YOU 1513 01:13:24,720 --> 01:13:26,160 A LITTLE SECRET? 1514 01:13:29,120 --> 01:13:31,400 ( American accent ) I'M NOT REALLY EMMA. 1515 01:13:31,480 --> 01:13:32,960 I'M SAVANNAH. 1516 01:13:33,040 --> 01:13:35,480 ( gasps ) NO. I'M SHOCKED. 1517 01:13:35,600 --> 01:13:37,040 YOU WON'T TELL? 1518 01:13:37,120 --> 01:13:38,960 PLEASE. YOU HAVE NO IDEA 1519 01:13:39,040 --> 01:13:40,720 THE SECRETS I KEEP AROUND HERE. 1520 01:13:40,800 --> 01:13:43,080 THAT'S WHY MY CHRISTMAS BONUS IS SO HIGH. 1521 01:13:44,960 --> 01:13:47,400 LANCE IS YOUR BOYFRIEND. 1522 01:13:48,960 --> 01:13:52,240 AHEM. LANCE IS WAITING... MISS EMMA. 1523 01:13:55,480 --> 01:13:57,280 HEY, EMMA. 1524 01:13:57,360 --> 01:13:58,840 YOU'RE LANCE? 1525 01:13:58,920 --> 01:14:00,800 WHO KNEW I HAD SUCH A HOTTIE BOYFRIEND? 1526 01:14:00,880 --> 01:14:03,560 I MEAN...I KNEW. 1527 01:14:03,640 --> 01:14:05,640 I JUST HAVE TO KEEP REMINDING MYSELF. 1528 01:14:05,720 --> 01:14:07,680 WELL, WE DO MAKE A MAGNIFICENT COUPLE. 1529 01:14:07,760 --> 01:14:09,640 HEH. SO, READY TO GO DOWN TO THE FIELD? 1530 01:14:09,760 --> 01:14:11,360 THE SOFTBALL FIELD? 1531 01:14:11,440 --> 01:14:13,560 HA HA! THE POLO FIELD. 1532 01:14:13,680 --> 01:14:18,200 OH, GUESS WHAT? I NAMED ONE OF MY PONIES EMMA...AFTER YOU. 1533 01:14:18,280 --> 01:14:20,920 UH, AREN'T YOU A LITTLE OLD TO HAVE A PONY? 1534 01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:25,080 IT'S A POLO PONY. IT'S A HORSE. 1535 01:14:25,160 --> 01:14:28,080 OH. OH, OF-- OF COURSE IT'S A HORSE. 1536 01:14:28,160 --> 01:14:32,000 I KNEW THAT. JUST HORSING AROUND! 1537 01:14:32,080 --> 01:14:34,160 SHALL WE GO, MY LADY? 1538 01:14:36,400 --> 01:14:38,320 HI, I'D LIKE TO MAKE AN APPOINTMENT FOR A MANICURE. 1539 01:14:38,400 --> 01:14:41,160 TOMORROW? PERFECT. 1540 01:14:41,240 --> 01:14:42,720 HEY, SAVANNAH. 1541 01:14:42,800 --> 01:14:45,920 HEY...TO YOU, TOO. 1542 01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:47,680 I JUST SENT YOU THE COOLEST VIDEO 1543 01:14:47,760 --> 01:14:49,480 OF MURRAY DANCING THE MACARENA. 1544 01:14:49,560 --> 01:14:52,560 MURRAY? OH, YOU'RE JAKE! 1545 01:14:52,640 --> 01:14:54,640 SHE'S RIGHT-- YOU ARE CUTE. 1546 01:14:54,720 --> 01:14:56,280 WHO'S "SHE"? 1547 01:14:57,080 --> 01:14:58,440 I MEAN, ME. 1548 01:14:58,560 --> 01:14:59,920 SHE'S ME. 1549 01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:02,600 YOU THINK I'M CUTE? 1550 01:15:02,680 --> 01:15:05,440 WAY CUTE. I GUESS I'VE JUST BEEN TOO... 1551 01:15:05,520 --> 01:15:07,600 SHY TO TELL YOU THAT BEFORE. 1552 01:15:11,720 --> 01:15:13,920 WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO OUT WITH ME? 1553 01:15:14,400 --> 01:15:16,520 I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK. 1554 01:15:16,600 --> 01:15:18,920 ( both chuckle ) 1555 01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:21,920 AAH! I HAVE A DATE WITH JAKE? NO WAY! 1556 01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:24,280 I KNOW. I'M GOOD, HUH? 1557 01:15:24,360 --> 01:15:26,000 I GET SO NERVOUS AROUND HIM. 1558 01:15:26,080 --> 01:15:27,920 I ALWAYS SAY THE WRONG THING, AND DO DUMB STUFF, 1559 01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:29,760 LIKE SHOW HIM MY GUNS. 1560 01:15:29,840 --> 01:15:32,000 I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO ASK ABOUT THAT. 1561 01:15:32,080 --> 01:15:34,960 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT-- I'M GOING TO BE YOU FOR ONE MORE DAY 1562 01:15:35,040 --> 01:15:38,240 SO THAT I CAN GO OUT WITH JAKE AND SHOW YOU HOW EASY IT IS TO BE WITH HIM. 1563 01:15:38,320 --> 01:15:40,000 JUST DON'T LET HIM SEE YOU THERE. 1564 01:15:40,080 --> 01:15:42,600 DON'T WORRY. I'M GONNA BE INVISIBLE AROUND JAKE. 1565 01:15:48,200 --> 01:15:50,880 JAKE, I'M SO GLAD WE'RE FINALLY GOING OUT TOGETHER. 1566 01:15:50,960 --> 01:15:53,160 PERSONALLY, I THINK IT'S LONG OVERDUE. 1567 01:15:53,280 --> 01:15:55,360 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU FELT THIS WAY ABOUT ME. 1568 01:15:55,440 --> 01:15:58,040 I MEAN, YOU'RE USUALLY SO, UM... 1569 01:15:58,160 --> 01:15:59,360 INDEPENDENT. 1570 01:16:00,240 --> 01:16:01,880 RIGHT, BUT A GIRL CAN BE SELF-RELIANT 1571 01:16:01,960 --> 01:16:04,560 AND STILL BE INTERESTED. 1572 01:16:06,600 --> 01:16:08,680 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S DIFFERENT ABOUT YOU, SAVANNAH, 1573 01:16:08,760 --> 01:16:10,720 BUT I LIKE IT. 1574 01:16:11,320 --> 01:16:13,440 ( laughs ) 1575 01:16:18,200 --> 01:16:20,520 ( gasps ) WHO THREW THAT? 1576 01:16:21,800 --> 01:16:24,440 I'M GONNA GO YELL AT THAT BUSBOY. 1577 01:16:29,240 --> 01:16:31,280 OKAY, THAT WAS REALLY GROSS. 1578 01:16:31,360 --> 01:16:33,160 YOU'RE LUCKY I DIDN'T THROW THE BUSBOY AT YOU. 1579 01:16:33,280 --> 01:16:34,960 WHAT WERE YOU DOING HOLDING HANDS WITH MY BOYFRIEND? 1580 01:16:35,040 --> 01:16:36,920 YOUR BOYFRIEND? IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME, 1581 01:16:37,000 --> 01:16:38,320 HE WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU EXISTED. 1582 01:16:38,400 --> 01:16:40,840 OH, SO, NOW HE'S YOUR BOYFRIEND? MAYBE SO. 1583 01:16:40,920 --> 01:16:44,080 THAT DOESN'T MATTER, BECAUSE I HAPPEN TO HAVE A BOYFRIEND OF MY OWN. 1584 01:16:44,160 --> 01:16:47,160 YEAH, LIKE WHO? YOU CAN'T EVEN TALK TO GUYS? 1585 01:16:47,240 --> 01:16:50,440 LANCE DOESN'T MIND. LESS TALKING, MORE HUGGING. 1586 01:16:50,520 --> 01:16:53,000 LANCE IS MY BOYFRIEND! NOT ANYMORE. 1587 01:16:53,080 --> 01:16:55,040 SEE YOU AROUND THE POLO FIELDS, SAVANNAH! 1588 01:16:59,600 --> 01:17:00,720 JAKE? 1589 01:17:01,440 --> 01:17:03,400 THIS IS MY FAVORITE PLACE 1590 01:17:03,480 --> 01:17:05,160 FOR, YOU KNOW, BUMPING INTO PEOPLE. 1591 01:17:05,240 --> 01:17:07,200 I WOULDN'T KNOW ANYONE HERE. 1592 01:17:07,280 --> 01:17:10,560 OH, WAIT A MINUTE. IS THAT MY POOL BOY? 1593 01:17:10,640 --> 01:17:13,840 HMM. I'D KNOW FOR SURE IF HE WAS HOLDING SOME TOWELS OR SOMETHING. 1594 01:17:13,920 --> 01:17:16,600 FOR REALS? LANCE, DO YOU EVER EVEN LISTEN TO YOURSELF? 1595 01:17:16,680 --> 01:17:19,560 ONLY WHEN I SING KARAOKE. I'M QUITE THE ENTERTAINER. 1596 01:17:19,640 --> 01:17:22,920 NO, I PREFER LOOKING AT MYSELF. 1597 01:17:23,000 --> 01:17:25,240 OH, BY THE WAY, ARE MY BANGS CLUMPING? 1598 01:17:25,320 --> 01:17:28,240 Jake: COME ON, MURRAY! QUICK, PUT YOUR ARM AROUND ME! 1599 01:17:28,320 --> 01:17:30,600 ( barking ) ( laughter) 1600 01:17:30,680 --> 01:17:33,080 DID I SAY HERE? I MEANT OVER THERE. 1601 01:17:33,160 --> 01:17:35,920 ( overlapping chatter ) 1602 01:17:36,000 --> 01:17:37,760 AHEM! SAVANNAH. 1603 01:17:37,840 --> 01:17:39,960 EMMA, HOW'S IT GOING? 1604 01:17:40,040 --> 01:17:41,760 WHOA. YOU TWO COULD BE-- 1605 01:17:41,840 --> 01:17:43,880 YEAH, WE KNOW-- TWINS. 1606 01:17:43,960 --> 01:17:46,080 SO, HAVE YOU MET MY BOYFRIEND LANCE? 1607 01:17:46,160 --> 01:17:48,320 ISN'T HE CUTE AND SO SQUEEZABLE? AAH! 1608 01:17:48,960 --> 01:17:51,600 NO SCRUNCHING. ITALIAN LEATHER. 1609 01:17:52,640 --> 01:17:56,560 ITALIAN LEATHER! ISN'T HE...DIVINE? 1610 01:17:56,640 --> 01:17:58,240 WAIT. I JUST GOT AN IDEA. 1611 01:17:58,360 --> 01:18:00,600 HOW ABOUT WE ALL GO OUT ON A DOUBLE-DATE? 1612 01:18:00,680 --> 01:18:02,640 WOULDN'T THAT BE COOL? 1613 01:18:02,720 --> 01:18:03,680 NOT REALLY. 1614 01:18:03,760 --> 01:18:05,320 THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. IN FACT, 1615 01:18:05,400 --> 01:18:06,760 WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS SATURDAY? 1616 01:18:06,840 --> 01:18:08,640 YOU COULD COME TO MY BIRTHDAY BALL. 1617 01:18:08,720 --> 01:18:10,160 YOUR BIRTHDAY BALL? 1618 01:18:10,240 --> 01:18:11,120 THAT'S MY... 1619 01:18:12,360 --> 01:18:14,360 FAVORITE THING TO DO. 1620 01:18:14,440 --> 01:18:17,480 WE'LL BE THERE. LET'S GO, GUYS. 1621 01:18:17,560 --> 01:18:19,200 ( groaning ) 1622 01:18:21,160 --> 01:18:24,280 WOW, HE ACTS LIKE HE KNOWS YOU. 1623 01:18:24,360 --> 01:18:26,800 MISS YOU, TOO, MURRAY. 1624 01:18:28,760 --> 01:18:34,080 ( woman singing opera ) 1625 01:18:34,160 --> 01:18:36,040 ( yawns ) 1626 01:18:56,560 --> 01:18:59,040 I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU IN A DRESS BEFORE, SAVANNAH. 1627 01:18:59,120 --> 01:19:02,520 REALLY? NEVER? 1628 01:19:02,600 --> 01:19:04,440 WELL, I MEAN, SINCE FOURTH GRADE, 1629 01:19:04,520 --> 01:19:06,640 WHEN YOU STARTED WEARING PANTS TO RIDE YOUR SKATEBOARD. 1630 01:19:08,000 --> 01:19:10,120 THAT PRETTY MUCH SEALED THE DEAL FOR ME. 1631 01:19:10,960 --> 01:19:13,640 I'VE HAD A MAJOR CRUSH ON YOU EVER SINCE. 1632 01:19:15,680 --> 01:19:19,000 SO, YOU LIKE ALL THAT TOMBOY STUFF SHE DOES-- I DO? 1633 01:19:19,080 --> 01:19:21,160 I EVEN LIKE YOUR GUNS. 1634 01:19:22,920 --> 01:19:24,880 DIDN'T THEY USED TO BE BIGGER? 1635 01:19:24,960 --> 01:19:27,480 ( song ends ) 1636 01:19:32,360 --> 01:19:35,280 JAKE, I THINK THERE'S SOMEONE HERE YOU SHOULD GET TO KNOW BETTER. 1637 01:19:36,760 --> 01:19:39,120 THANK YOU! OHH. 1638 01:19:39,200 --> 01:19:41,600 ( overlapping chatter ) 1639 01:19:43,960 --> 01:19:47,280 OH, YOU LOOK GORGEOUS. 1640 01:19:48,680 --> 01:19:50,080 OH. 1641 01:19:50,160 --> 01:19:54,480 WOW. EMMA, I THOUGHT I WAS THE BEST-LOOKING PERSON AT THIS PARTY, 1642 01:19:54,560 --> 01:19:56,120 BUT YOU HAVE GOT ME BEAT. 1643 01:19:56,200 --> 01:19:57,360 WAIT. 1644 01:19:59,040 --> 01:20:00,960 NAH, YOU GOT ME BEAT. 1645 01:20:01,040 --> 01:20:02,160 WAIT. 1646 01:20:03,720 --> 01:20:06,760 NAH, IT'S YOUR PARTY. I'LL LET YOU HAVE IT THIS ONE TIME. 1647 01:20:08,160 --> 01:20:09,800 THANKS, LANCE. 1648 01:20:09,880 --> 01:20:11,800 YOU'RE SO...GENEROUS. 1649 01:20:11,880 --> 01:20:14,680 I AM, AREN'T I? HA HA! 1650 01:20:18,880 --> 01:20:20,720 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR? 1651 01:20:20,800 --> 01:20:22,920 JUST SEEING IF SAVANNAH AND JAKE ARE HERE TO SEE THIS. 1652 01:20:23,680 --> 01:20:25,320 THE DOG PARK PEOPLE? 1653 01:20:25,400 --> 01:20:28,480 WHO CARES ABOUT THEM? THEY ARE NOT OUR KIND. 1654 01:20:29,160 --> 01:20:30,800 NOT OUR KIND? 1655 01:20:30,880 --> 01:20:33,280 LANCE, REMIND ME AGAIN WHY WE STARTED DATING. 1656 01:20:33,400 --> 01:20:35,520 BECAUSE MUMSY AND DADDY SET US UP IN THE THIRD GRADE. 1657 01:20:35,600 --> 01:20:38,480 THEY WANTED ME TO MARRY SOMEBODY JUST LIKE ME. 1658 01:20:39,240 --> 01:20:41,440 BUT--BUT EMMA'S NOTHING LIKE YOU! 1659 01:20:41,520 --> 01:20:43,360 SHE'S SWEET AND KIND AND-- 1660 01:20:43,440 --> 01:20:45,840 UH, HELLO? YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF. 1661 01:20:45,920 --> 01:20:48,640 BOY, PEOPLE SAY I'M CONCEITED. HA! 1662 01:20:49,560 --> 01:20:52,000 LANCE, I WANT TO BREAK UP. 1663 01:20:52,680 --> 01:20:54,000 WHAT? 1664 01:20:54,120 --> 01:20:56,600 YOU CAN'T DO THAT. WHAT'LL I TELL MUMSY AND DADDY? 1665 01:20:56,680 --> 01:20:59,200 TELL THEM YOU FOUND SOMEONE YOU'RE TOTALLY IN LOVE WITH. 1666 01:21:00,120 --> 01:21:01,520 YOURSELF. 1667 01:21:04,600 --> 01:21:07,640 OH, MAN, I LOVE THIS PRODUCT! 1668 01:21:12,000 --> 01:21:13,600 SAVANNAH. 1669 01:21:13,680 --> 01:21:14,960 EMMA. 1670 01:21:15,040 --> 01:21:17,720 WALT! LOOK! TWO EMMAS! 1671 01:21:17,800 --> 01:21:19,720 I DIDN'T GIVE BIRTH TO TWINS, DID I? 1672 01:21:19,800 --> 01:21:21,480 DARLING, WE WOULD'VE REMEMBERED THAT. 1673 01:21:21,560 --> 01:21:23,200 SAVANNAH, I'M SO SORRY. 1674 01:21:23,280 --> 01:21:25,280 JAKE ONLY LIKES ME BECAUSE HE THINKS I'M YOU. 1675 01:21:25,360 --> 01:21:28,800 I'M SORRY, TOO, EMMA. THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR BIG NIGHT. 1676 01:21:33,200 --> 01:21:36,240 SAVANNAH? IT'S REALLY YOU? 1677 01:21:39,360 --> 01:21:40,720 NOW DO YOU BELIEVE ME? 1678 01:21:42,120 --> 01:21:43,240 UH-- 1679 01:21:43,320 --> 01:21:45,960 OOH. SNEAKS AND A BALL GOWN. CUTE. 1680 01:21:46,040 --> 01:21:48,560 ALREADY BLOGGING IT. GOOD LOOK. 1681 01:21:48,640 --> 01:21:51,800 OH, EMMA, THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE YOU SHOULD KNOW. 1682 01:21:51,880 --> 01:21:54,400 WHAT? THAT'S WHO YOU DUMPED ME FOR? 1683 01:21:54,480 --> 01:21:56,200 DOG PARK BOY? 1684 01:21:56,280 --> 01:21:58,240 YOU--YOU DUMPED MY BOYFRIEND? 1685 01:21:58,320 --> 01:22:00,000 THAT'S THE OTHER THING I THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW. 1686 01:22:00,080 --> 01:22:02,560 I'M SO SORRY. DON'T BE! 1687 01:22:02,640 --> 01:22:05,240 I'VE BEEN WANTING TO DUMP THIS JERK SINCE THE THIRD GRADE, 1688 01:22:05,360 --> 01:22:06,520 AND I NEVER HAD THE NERVE! 1689 01:22:06,600 --> 01:22:09,600 WAIT A MINUTE. NOW I HAVE TWO EX-GIRLFRIENDS? 1690 01:22:09,680 --> 01:22:11,920 ( woman singing opera ) 1691 01:22:12,000 --> 01:22:13,640 THIS IS ALL BECAUSE OF YOU. 1692 01:22:13,720 --> 01:22:15,400 HEY, HEY, CALM DOWN, BUDDY. 1693 01:22:15,480 --> 01:22:18,360 ( shouting ) 1694 01:22:18,440 --> 01:22:21,360 ( all gasp ) 1695 01:22:28,240 --> 01:22:30,840 OHH... MARTINA, DARLING! OH! 1696 01:22:30,920 --> 01:22:33,320 OHH! IT'S OVER. 1697 01:22:33,400 --> 01:22:35,360 NO KIDDING, IT'S OVER! 1698 01:22:41,120 --> 01:22:42,640 THIS IS TERRIBLE! 1699 01:22:42,720 --> 01:22:45,360 OH, OUR LITTLE GIRL'S PARTY IS RUINED! 1700 01:22:45,440 --> 01:22:47,960 NO, NO, NO! PEOPLE, THE PARTY'S NOT RUINED! 1701 01:22:48,040 --> 01:22:49,800 IT'S JUST GETTING STARTED. 1702 01:22:49,880 --> 01:22:51,360 TIME TO PARTY! 1703 01:22:51,440 --> 01:22:52,640 TACO TRUCK! 1704 01:22:52,720 --> 01:22:55,240 ( cheering ) 1705 01:22:55,320 --> 01:22:57,600 ( overlapping chatter ) 1706 01:22:57,680 --> 01:22:59,360 ♪ PUT YOUR HANDS UP, HANDS UP ♪ 1707 01:22:59,440 --> 01:23:01,160 ♪ LIFE IS JUST A CRAZY RIDE... ♪ 1708 01:23:01,240 --> 01:23:02,640 COME ON! 1709 01:23:02,720 --> 01:23:04,680 ♪ DANCE, DANCE, DANCE ♪ 1710 01:23:04,760 --> 01:23:07,000 ♪ I WANT TO REACH THE SKY TONIGHT ♪ 1711 01:23:07,080 --> 01:23:09,480 ♪ I WANT TO BREATHE IT IN ♪ 1712 01:23:09,560 --> 01:23:11,760 HEY! 1713 01:23:13,400 --> 01:23:14,920 WHOO! WHOO! 1714 01:23:16,560 --> 01:23:18,000 WAIT, DID YOU INVITE THOSE GIRLS? 1715 01:23:18,080 --> 01:23:19,520 NO, I THOUGHT YOU DID. 1716 01:23:19,640 --> 01:23:21,400 WHOO! 1717 01:23:24,080 --> 01:23:25,520 ( indistinct chatter ) 1718 01:23:25,600 --> 01:23:27,720 ( both laughing ) 1719 01:23:27,800 --> 01:23:30,000 ♪ PUT YOUR HANDS UP, HANDS DOWN ♪ 1720 01:23:30,080 --> 01:23:32,520 ♪ NOW TURN AROUND, WHEN YOU HEAR THAT SOUND ♪ 1721 01:23:32,600 --> 01:23:34,720 ♪ YOU'D BETTER STOP AND POSE... ♪ 1722 01:23:34,800 --> 01:23:36,840 THIS IS HEAVENLY. 1723 01:23:36,920 --> 01:23:39,040 DARLING, NO MORE POACHED SALMON. 1724 01:23:39,160 --> 01:23:42,080 LET'S MAKE TUESDAY NIGHT TACO NIGHT. 1725 01:23:43,320 --> 01:23:45,080 YEAH! WHOO! 1726 01:23:45,160 --> 01:23:47,000 ( cheering ) 1727 01:23:50,320 --> 01:23:51,760 ♪ PUT YOUR HANDS UP, HANDS UP ♪ 1728 01:23:51,840 --> 01:23:53,320 ♪ LIVE IS JUST A CRAZY RIDE... ♪ 1729 01:23:53,400 --> 01:23:55,680 PEMBERLY, THIS PARTY ROCKS! 1730 01:23:55,800 --> 01:23:58,280 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MISS EMMA. 1731 01:24:00,920 --> 01:24:02,920 OH! PEMBERLY! 1732 01:24:03,000 --> 01:24:04,480 ( whimpering ) 1733 01:24:04,560 --> 01:24:05,760 OHH. ( laughs ) 1734 01:24:05,840 --> 01:24:07,680 BUT MY PARENTS-- 1735 01:24:07,760 --> 01:24:10,640 WELL, WE'LL JUST HAVE TO PICK UP THE POOP TOGETHER. 1736 01:24:10,720 --> 01:24:13,920 HERE, SWEETIE, UNCLE PEMBERLY'S GOING TO HOLD YOU NOW. 1737 01:24:14,000 --> 01:24:15,760 MUMMY'S HITTING THE DANCE FLOOR. 1738 01:24:15,840 --> 01:24:17,080 ( laughter ) 1739 01:24:18,880 --> 01:24:20,920 HI! 1740 01:24:21,000 --> 01:24:23,760 ♪ DANCE, DANCE, DANCE ♪ 1741 01:24:23,840 --> 01:24:26,240 ♪ I FOUND A CRAZY PHOTOGRAPH ♪ 1742 01:24:26,320 --> 01:24:28,280 ♪ OF YOU AND ME ♪ 1743 01:24:28,360 --> 01:24:30,600 ( cheering ) 1744 01:24:30,680 --> 01:24:34,280 ♪ AND NOW I'M THROUGH WITH BEING BAD... ♪ 1745 01:24:34,360 --> 01:24:36,720 WHOO! HA HA HA! 1746 01:24:38,080 --> 01:24:40,440 OHH! 1747 01:24:40,520 --> 01:24:42,560 ( laughing ) 1748 01:24:45,280 --> 01:24:48,400 ♪ GOTTA FREAK THAT BEAT, MAKE 'EM BEG FOR MORE ♪ 1749 01:24:48,480 --> 01:24:50,480 ♪ EVERYBODY GOTTA GET ON THE DANCE FLOOR ♪ 1750 01:24:50,560 --> 01:24:52,120 ♪ GOTTA LIVE YOUR LIFE, BUT LIVE ORIGINAL ♪ 1751 01:24:52,200 --> 01:24:53,800 ♪ WE ALL GOT UPS AND DOWNS, YOU KNOW ♪ 1752 01:24:53,880 --> 01:24:55,760 ♪ LIFE IS JUST A CRAZY RIDE ♪ 1753 01:24:55,840 --> 01:24:57,360 ♪ SO, RELAX AND BREAK IT DOWN TONIGHT ♪ 1754 01:24:57,440 --> 01:24:59,440 ♪ IF IT'S ROUGH, THAT'S ENOUGH ♪ 1755 01:24:59,520 --> 01:25:01,240 ♪ DANCE, DANCE, DANCE ♪ 1756 01:25:01,320 --> 01:25:03,280 ♪ PUT YOUR HANDS UP, HANDS DOWN ♪ 1757 01:25:03,360 --> 01:25:06,520 ♪ NOW TURN AROUND, WHEN YOU HEAR THAT SOUND ♪ 1758 01:25:06,600 --> 01:25:08,960 ♪ YOU'VE GOTTA STOP AND POSE ♪ 1759 01:25:09,040 --> 01:25:10,880 ♪ LET IT GO TONIGHT ♪ 1760 01:25:10,960 --> 01:25:13,440 ♪ STEP TO THE RIGHT ♪ 1761 01:25:13,520 --> 01:25:16,120 ♪ TURN AROUND AND SMILE, YOU'VE GOTTA STOP AND POSE ♪ 1762 01:25:16,200 --> 01:25:18,240 ♪ GO AHEAD AND SCREAM MORE ♪ 1763 01:25:18,320 --> 01:25:19,960 ♪ DO A LITTLE DANCE ON THE DANCE FLOOR ♪ 1764 01:25:20,040 --> 01:25:23,600 ♪ SO, JUST FORGIVE AND FORGET... ♪ 1765 01:25:23,680 --> 01:25:26,920 ( cheering ) 1766 01:25:27,000 --> 01:25:29,560 ♪ PUT YOUR HANDS UP, HANDS UP ♪ 1767 01:25:29,640 --> 01:25:31,360 ♪ DANCE, DANCE, DANCE ♪ 1768 01:25:34,640 --> 01:25:36,880 ( cheering ) 1769 01:25:40,240 --> 01:25:42,480 I GUESS THIS ALL JUST GOES TO SHOW 1770 01:25:42,560 --> 01:25:44,800 THAT IF YOU REALLY CARE ABOUT YOUR BEST FRIEND, 1771 01:25:44,880 --> 01:25:46,920 ANYONE CAN OVERCOME BEING... 1772 01:25:47,040 --> 01:25:49,200 FRENEMIES! FRENEMIES! 1773 01:25:54,160 --> 01:25:56,920 ♪♪ 1774 01:26:43,680 --> 01:26:46,840 ( laughs ) 115485