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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,778 --> 00:00:22,478 There's no smell. 2 00:00:24,160 --> 00:00:27,410 - It happened a week ago, you say? - Just last Friday... 3 00:00:27,620 --> 00:00:30,840 I came home from the shop, and she was in the kitchen... 4 00:00:30,900 --> 00:00:33,010 with her mother... - With me, yes. 5 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:36,280 I said, "Rush out, Maria Olegovna, they're almost out of kefir." 6 00:00:36,940 --> 00:00:39,260 And she says in this sad voice, 7 00:00:39,520 --> 00:00:41,370 "I've rushed around enough. It's time I took a rest." 8 00:00:41,430 --> 00:00:43,120 I felt awkward... Am I right, ma? 9 00:00:43,170 --> 00:00:44,970 I immediately suspected something was amiss. 10 00:00:45,010 --> 00:00:47,640 - How long can she run? A hundred years? - Shut up. 11 00:00:47,700 --> 00:00:50,410 Then she went off to her room. The lock clicked. 12 00:00:50,570 --> 00:00:52,450 That was the last we saw of her. 13 00:00:52,629 --> 00:00:53,899 To work! 14 00:01:36,870 --> 00:01:39,824 "FILMS DU BOULOI", "FONTAN", "LA SEPT CINEMA" 15 00:01:39,887 --> 00:01:42,883 with "INEX" and "TROITSKY MOST" studios 16 00:01:45,900 --> 00:01:48,530 present 17 00:01:51,590 --> 00:01:54,820 Agnès SORAL 18 00:01:56,910 --> 00:02:00,780 in a film by Yuri MAMIN 19 00:02:02,930 --> 00:02:08,400 WINDOW TO PARIS 20 00:02:10,340 --> 00:02:15,940 Original script by Arkady TIGAl, Yuri MAMIN 21 00:02:27,220 --> 00:02:30,680 WE INVITE YOU TO FLY 22 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:34,440 HOUSE UNDER THE STARRY SKIES 23 00:02:35,810 --> 00:02:39,430 JESUS IS THE ANSWER 24 00:02:52,190 --> 00:02:53,380 Go away. 25 00:02:53,490 --> 00:02:56,920 Do not stand here. The vodka's finished. 26 00:02:57,460 --> 00:02:58,980 Hold the door! 27 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:11,040 - Get the people out of here! - Play the "Internationale". 28 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:14,910 SIGN: "Donate to the revival of brass music in St. Petersburg. Thank you." 29 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:26,560 Starring: Sergei DONTSOV, Viktor MIKHAILOV 30 00:03:28,140 --> 00:03:35,790 # We will destroy this world of violence # Down to the foundations, and then 31 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:43,810 # We will build our new world # He who was nothing will become everything! 32 00:03:43,930 --> 00:03:51,898 # This is our final and decisive battle; 33 00:03:52,110 --> 00:03:54,395 # With the Internationale humanity will rise up! 34 00:03:54,420 --> 00:03:56,990 Original Idea by Felix MIRONER 35 00:03:57,060 --> 00:03:59,530 Script prepared by: Vyacheslav LEIKIN, Vladimir VARDUNAS 36 00:03:59,990 --> 00:04:07,930 # This is our final and decisive battle; 37 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:10,984 # With the Internationale humanity will rise up! 38 00:04:12,196 --> 00:04:17,188 Producers: Guy SELIGMANN, Lavrenty EMRASHVILI 39 00:04:23,210 --> 00:04:28,460 WINDOW TO PARIS 40 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:30,890 PART I 41 00:04:46,710 --> 00:04:49,540 Good day, Nikolai Nikolayevich! 42 00:04:55,310 --> 00:04:57,860 Everyone in line and gather in the hall! 43 00:04:58,121 --> 00:04:59,991 - Hi! - Good morning! 44 00:05:01,090 --> 00:05:04,480 - You didn't freeze? - No. I'm used to it. 45 00:05:04,540 --> 00:05:06,050 Shall I bring you another blanket? 46 00:05:06,100 --> 00:05:08,260 Not needed, I'm looking at a place today. 47 00:05:08,440 --> 00:05:12,600 - They've given you a flat? - No, a room in a communal flat. 48 00:05:14,690 --> 00:05:17,320 Get in line, quickly! 49 00:05:17,670 --> 00:05:19,560 Everyone to the wall! 50 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:22,580 Put the basketballs down. Do not throw them! 51 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:25,030 Faster! Faster! 52 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:34,560 Good day, Nikolai Nikolayevich! 53 00:05:37,669 --> 00:05:39,509 Good day, Nikolai Nikolayevich! 54 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:44,710 Nikolai Nikolayevich, why is your class blocking the way? 55 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:48,560 - The bell is for everyone! All to class! - Yes, ma'am! 56 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:39,010 Herman awoke during the night. 57 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:43,060 Moonlight flooded his room. 58 00:06:43,330 --> 00:06:47,990 He looked at his watch: a quarter to three. 59 00:06:49,790 --> 00:06:51,990 Sleep had left him. 60 00:06:53,140 --> 00:06:56,660 At this moment, someone in the street looked in his window... 61 00:06:56,887 --> 00:06:58,977 ...and immediately walked away. 62 00:07:00,216 --> 00:07:06,326 A few moments later, he heard the door of his ante-room open... 63 00:07:06,527 --> 00:07:11,217 Unfamiliar, shuffling steps approached. 64 00:07:11,928 --> 00:07:13,708 The door opened, 65 00:07:13,772 --> 00:07:17,272 and on the threshold appeared the figure of a woman in white. 66 00:07:20,430 --> 00:07:22,920 What are you doing in the dark? 67 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:25,820 Saving electricity? 68 00:07:28,067 --> 00:07:29,397 What is this? 69 00:07:29,422 --> 00:07:31,252 This is equipment for the school of management. 70 00:07:32,410 --> 00:07:34,990 120 megabytes hard drive memory. 71 00:07:35,390 --> 00:07:36,550 Can you imagine? 72 00:07:36,580 --> 00:07:39,060 - Can't you see we're having a lesson? - I can see. 73 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:41,820 Boys, bring the stuff in. 74 00:07:42,749 --> 00:07:45,029 - Get out of here this minute! - Fine, fine. 75 00:07:45,219 --> 00:07:49,217 Don't mind us. Put one on every table. 76 00:07:49,510 --> 00:07:51,480 With care... Carefully... 77 00:07:53,774 --> 00:07:56,574 - We'll talk later. - All right. 78 00:07:59,300 --> 00:08:02,370 Nikolai Nikolayevich! Dear fellow. 79 00:08:02,790 --> 00:08:08,200 As a man of art... you're overdramatising the situation. 80 00:08:08,307 --> 00:08:10,080 Nothing terrible has happened. 81 00:08:10,473 --> 00:08:14,933 We simply can't have valuable equipment strewn in the hall. 82 00:08:15,980 --> 00:08:19,120 This is your most valuable equipment! 83 00:08:19,293 --> 00:08:24,413 - Don't you understand? Can't you see? - That's why we employ you... 84 00:08:24,766 --> 00:08:32,076 to cultivate, ennoble, refine and refresh the soul. 85 00:08:33,030 --> 00:08:36,090 You're talking to me... 86 00:08:36,690 --> 00:08:39,170 ...as if I'm a child or an idiot. 87 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:40,400 Oh, don't say that! 88 00:08:40,890 --> 00:08:45,690 To you, my subject is rubbish. And the children see that. 89 00:08:47,011 --> 00:08:51,921 To be frank, we don't prepare musicians, but businessmen. 90 00:08:52,660 --> 00:08:56,070 If this were a musical college yours would be the main subject. 91 00:08:56,520 --> 00:08:58,150 But you didn't get along there. 92 00:08:58,335 --> 00:09:01,485 Our main subjects are management and marketing. 93 00:09:02,060 --> 00:09:07,410 Sure. I get it. You brought up builders of communism. 94 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:09,890 Now it's builders of capitalism. 95 00:09:09,940 --> 00:09:15,510 And the result is one: beasts of prey and ignorant thieves. 96 00:09:20,659 --> 00:09:22,399 One for everyone. 97 00:09:22,510 --> 00:09:25,360 - How many megabytes did you say? - 120. 98 00:09:34,300 --> 00:09:39,350 The chrysanthemums in the garden... 99 00:09:39,540 --> 00:09:44,270 ...have long since withered. 100 00:09:44,380 --> 00:09:49,480 But love lives on... 101 00:09:50,178 --> 00:09:54,280 ...in my sick heart. 102 00:10:00,061 --> 00:10:04,410 Let me kiss you, dear. 103 00:10:06,090 --> 00:10:08,690 Papa, open the door. 104 00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:10,970 Cheers! 105 00:10:11,050 --> 00:10:14,840 Congratulations, daughter. 106 00:10:16,890 --> 00:10:18,260 - Good day. - Hello. 107 00:10:18,300 --> 00:10:20,590 - Whom are you looking for? - I'm moving in. 108 00:10:21,430 --> 00:10:25,760 - Into the old woman's room? - I don't know. It's 18 sq.m. 109 00:10:26,070 --> 00:10:28,410 Vera, someone's come to live in the old woman's room. 110 00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:30,370 It's sealed up. 111 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:32,820 Oooh! Shit all over the piano! 112 00:10:33,490 --> 00:10:37,880 I don't know. But I have a warrant ... and the key. 113 00:10:38,350 --> 00:10:41,590 Ah, we'll break the seal. Come in. Let's go. 114 00:10:42,820 --> 00:10:44,010 Here. 115 00:10:45,538 --> 00:10:47,670 Come in. This is your flat. 116 00:10:49,460 --> 00:10:52,270 This is where she lived. 117 00:10:52,980 --> 00:10:55,983 Wow. Where did you come from, parasite? 118 00:10:56,110 --> 00:11:01,220 It's the cat of the woman who died here. 119 00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:07,150 She's been dead a year, and he was gone. Suddenly there he is. 120 00:11:08,107 --> 00:11:13,999 Fat as a pig! As if he had been feeding at the meat factory. 121 00:11:14,806 --> 00:11:16,646 What a hog! 122 00:11:17,128 --> 00:11:19,038 How did he get in here? 123 00:11:45,457 --> 00:11:47,050 The furniture is all ours. 124 00:11:47,180 --> 00:11:49,200 Maria Olegovna said, when she took her leave: 125 00:11:49,260 --> 00:11:51,000 "It's time for me to go. 126 00:11:51,030 --> 00:11:53,060 "I leave the furniture to you, 127 00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:54,300 "even the chandelier, 128 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:56,176 "because you are like a family to me. 129 00:11:56,270 --> 00:11:58,620 "You are the only one I've got!" 130 00:11:58,660 --> 00:11:59,845 Pardon me. 131 00:11:59,870 --> 00:12:03,330 - Isn't that true? - Yes, that's what she said. 132 00:12:03,380 --> 00:12:07,310 - Gorokhov, where to with the chair? - Here. 133 00:12:08,052 --> 00:12:11,862 - Pa... and this? - Can't you work it out for yourself? 134 00:12:11,930 --> 00:12:15,410 - Just put it there. - Yes, over there. 135 00:12:18,190 --> 00:12:20,400 A rental shop... 136 00:12:25,610 --> 00:12:26,790 Wow. 137 00:12:26,910 --> 00:12:30,220 Concerto for vermicelli and orchestra. 138 00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:36,060 Gorokhov... Gorokhov, where can I put this? 139 00:12:48,850 --> 00:12:52,300 - Why so many pianos? - We work at the factory. 140 00:12:52,550 --> 00:12:53,920 Named "Red October". 141 00:12:54,070 --> 00:12:56,270 - Are you a musician? - Yes. 142 00:12:57,716 --> 00:13:02,586 Here's to Nikolai Nikolayevich, my neighbour and colleague. 143 00:13:09,180 --> 00:13:12,390 And here's to my other neighbour Ivan Kuzmich! 144 00:13:12,530 --> 00:13:16,390 He's a real fisherman. Catches eels in the city canal. 145 00:13:17,569 --> 00:13:20,220 I'll fetch some pickled eels right away. 146 00:13:20,740 --> 00:13:22,770 - No, don't! - Why? 147 00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:27,950 - They stink of shit! - They live in shit ... all their life. 148 00:13:28,132 --> 00:13:32,310 OK, we all live in shit. So fetch your eels. 149 00:13:32,470 --> 00:13:37,190 I didn't like eels, myself, until '83. 150 00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:40,860 We got them in our Party rations. I gave mine to the chauffeur. 151 00:13:41,316 --> 00:13:44,826 I'm a simple fellow, I'd rather suck on some dried fish. 152 00:13:46,030 --> 00:13:50,120 In 70 years, your lot fairly sucked us dry! 153 00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:52,050 And now see what we have to suck! 154 00:13:52,137 --> 00:13:53,817 Look who's talking. 155 00:13:53,961 --> 00:13:57,171 I left your party before the putsch. 156 00:13:58,285 --> 00:14:01,975 Your kind just comes and leaves by any asshole. 157 00:14:02,327 --> 00:14:08,567 I always carry my Party card! I'll die with it. You'll see. 158 00:14:08,810 --> 00:14:11,000 Here's to the last communist! 159 00:14:11,180 --> 00:14:14,970 Ditch your lousy school. Do you need those juvenile slobs? 160 00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:20,320 You'll be better off working at our factory. We need tuners. 161 00:14:21,340 --> 00:14:26,740 We play in the orchestra every night... And every day we're drunk. 162 00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:35,020 Max, Max! 163 00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:43,490 So here you are, you rascal! 164 00:15:43,770 --> 00:15:47,930 I'll have a few words to say to you at home. 165 00:15:57,071 --> 00:15:59,461 See that? 166 00:16:02,380 --> 00:16:04,570 We're wasted. 167 00:16:05,550 --> 00:16:07,610 Who was that? 168 00:16:09,405 --> 00:16:13,295 The dead old woman. My neighbour. 169 00:16:14,580 --> 00:16:19,050 We'll have to call a priest to have the room blessed. 170 00:16:19,950 --> 00:16:23,180 Where did she go to? 171 00:16:23,546 --> 00:16:26,190 - Who? - Your old woman. 172 00:16:26,410 --> 00:16:30,360 To the cemetery, where else? 173 00:16:30,820 --> 00:16:32,420 Bitch... 174 00:16:32,676 --> 00:16:35,706 She was a plague in life, and still is. 175 00:16:36,486 --> 00:16:38,556 What a cupboard! 176 00:16:41,650 --> 00:16:44,210 Eh? Did you see that? 177 00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:57,490 Wow. 178 00:16:57,809 --> 00:17:02,335 In 20 years I never knew there was a way out to the roof. 179 00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:07,670 So that's how she comes and goes from the cemetery. 180 00:17:07,770 --> 00:17:11,540 - Were you at the funeral? - No. She simply disappeared. 181 00:17:12,270 --> 00:17:15,350 Maybe she didn't die, after all. 182 00:17:16,005 --> 00:17:19,285 You mean she comes flying in here alive? 183 00:17:19,453 --> 00:17:21,943 That's a lot of nonsense. 184 00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:28,800 - You can feel it's got warmer. - Another drink's what we need. 185 00:17:29,140 --> 00:17:33,680 - Lads, what time is it? - 2:06 186 00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:37,055 You've got a lively night life here. 187 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:41,970 - The fire escape's on the left. - Let's get there. 188 00:17:52,590 --> 00:17:54,470 Shh... Silence! 189 00:17:54,620 --> 00:17:56,550 I want to pee. 190 00:18:00,430 --> 00:18:01,850 What is inside? 191 00:18:02,210 --> 00:18:06,890 - Lads, what's that down there? - A porcupine! 192 00:18:08,470 --> 00:18:11,340 It would be better if you went to bed. 193 00:18:12,390 --> 00:18:16,010 I can't stand the sound of a broken piano being murdered. 194 00:18:16,710 --> 00:18:19,890 We'll be late. They'll close. 195 00:18:21,202 --> 00:18:23,472 Careful. Not all at once. 196 00:18:28,039 --> 00:18:31,110 I can't go backwards down the ladder. 197 00:18:34,130 --> 00:18:38,220 - A step is missing here. - Where to now? 198 00:18:38,710 --> 00:18:41,059 There are some stairs here. 199 00:18:41,110 --> 00:18:43,380 Don't step on my hand! 200 00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:45,960 It really has got warmer. 201 00:18:46,950 --> 00:18:51,250 - Shh! Quiet now! - Hold on, lads! 202 00:18:53,261 --> 00:18:55,453 There used to be a beer stall here. 203 00:18:55,478 --> 00:18:58,298 We always had a mug before school. 204 00:18:59,130 --> 00:19:02,780 - Beer was better before. - When I arrived with the Party delegation... 205 00:19:02,871 --> 00:19:05,571 - Every bastard knows me here. - ...I almost pissed myself. 206 00:19:08,670 --> 00:19:11,890 It's a foreign currency joint! Let's beat it! 207 00:19:11,970 --> 00:19:15,960 Hold it. Why can't a native Russian... 208 00:19:16,460 --> 00:19:19,140 ...have a mug of beer in my own country? 209 00:19:19,370 --> 00:19:22,240 Come here! Am I right? 210 00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:24,450 Here you are! 211 00:19:28,530 --> 00:19:31,110 Not enough? Have some more. 212 00:19:33,620 --> 00:19:36,180 Still not enough. See how they treat us Russians? 213 00:19:36,430 --> 00:19:40,455 Remember our Party. There was nothing like this in its days. 214 00:19:40,518 --> 00:19:42,420 Agreed. Agreed. 215 00:19:42,610 --> 00:19:45,390 Take this, it's all I've got. 216 00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:50,780 Still not enough? If I have no stinking bucks... 217 00:19:51,140 --> 00:19:54,090 ... does that mean I can't have a beer? 218 00:20:05,110 --> 00:20:08,400 Hey, look: they accept "baldies"! 219 00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:20,230 - I've got one, too! - I only collect these. 220 00:20:26,370 --> 00:20:29,270 Excellent beer! I haven't had it so good for ages. 221 00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:32,450 And we get by without your Party. 222 00:20:33,019 --> 00:20:37,219 Tomorrow we'll come with a canister. Oh shit! 223 00:20:37,650 --> 00:20:42,940 - I think you fell, Petya. - Not me. My body did. 224 00:20:46,580 --> 00:20:51,582 See how well they mended the street! The asphalt, the buildings... Top stuff. 225 00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:55,760 If you give our people a free hand, they'll do anything. 226 00:20:56,970 --> 00:21:01,330 If not for the TV tower, I'd never have known my neighbourhood. 227 00:21:01,750 --> 00:21:06,480 # If you only knew... 228 00:21:06,940 --> 00:21:10,680 # ...how dear to me... 229 00:21:10,958 --> 00:21:20,463 # ...are Petersburg evenings! 230 00:21:21,350 --> 00:21:24,931 Oh taxi! Wait. Stop! 231 00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:32,620 Here we go. Get in, lads. Come on, get in. 232 00:21:32,996 --> 00:21:36,986 See you tomorrow, Gorokhov! Kolya, good-bye! 233 00:21:38,475 --> 00:21:39,995 Let's go. 234 00:21:45,170 --> 00:21:47,160 - Get in, Fedya! - I'll take the subway. 235 00:21:47,190 --> 00:21:49,690 - Get in! - No. I'll take the subway. 236 00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:54,920 It's closed. It's past 3 AM. Don't be a nut. Let's go. 237 00:21:54,990 --> 00:21:57,197 - Well, okay, okay... - Come on. 238 00:22:05,820 --> 00:22:07,580 That was hilarious! 239 00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:10,490 Kolya! I'm so glad you've moved in with us. 240 00:22:10,790 --> 00:22:16,270 I'm fed up with the dames. But I liked you the moment I saw you. 241 00:22:19,610 --> 00:22:22,830 Ditch your school and come to... 242 00:22:22,930 --> 00:22:27,420 ...our "Red October" musical instruments factory named after Lunacharsky! 243 00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:29,890 We really need tuners. 244 00:22:30,085 --> 00:22:33,565 Days, you'll tune pianos. Nights, we'll play near the subway. 245 00:22:42,929 --> 00:22:46,189 - Stop! Stop. - What's up? 246 00:22:46,975 --> 00:22:49,705 This is more than I can bear! 247 00:22:54,310 --> 00:22:55,722 Pardon me. 248 00:23:36,670 --> 00:23:38,490 Okay. 249 00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:10,350 Why did you do that? 250 00:24:11,590 --> 00:24:12,970 Sorry. 251 00:24:45,543 --> 00:24:49,033 Stop! That's bad, unsynchronised. Get closer to me... 252 00:24:52,690 --> 00:24:54,020 One, two, three, four... 253 00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:58,360 - Nikolai Nikolayevich? - Yes? 254 00:24:59,190 --> 00:25:03,430 - The Director wants you. - Can't you see we have a class? 255 00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:10,020 Excuse me. 256 00:25:15,020 --> 00:25:20,060 Specifically, young teachers should draw the appropriate conclusions. 257 00:25:22,890 --> 00:25:24,110 I'm sorry. 258 00:25:24,310 --> 00:25:27,160 The collective has decided: 259 00:25:27,700 --> 00:25:30,780 For behaviour inconsistent with a pedagogue's calling... 260 00:25:31,020 --> 00:25:34,900 e.g., systematic infringement of pedagogical ethics, 261 00:25:35,250 --> 00:25:40,450 childish populism, and neglect of major disciplines, 262 00:25:40,570 --> 00:25:45,020 damage to equipment belonging to the Lycée, 263 00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:48,520 Nikolai Chizhov, teacher of music and aesthetics, 264 00:25:48,730 --> 00:25:54,300 is to be dismissed from the teachers' staff... 265 00:25:54,700 --> 00:25:59,240 ...and his class time to be turned over to priority subjects. 266 00:26:35,550 --> 00:26:36,950 Anything biting? 267 00:26:37,650 --> 00:26:41,690 Biting? Nothing but condoms. 268 00:26:42,980 --> 00:26:46,310 They've fouled up the whole ecology, the bums! 269 00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:51,500 On this very spot, I used to catch bream this big! 270 00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:55,530 And now one is lucky to catch even a lousy minnow! 271 00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:56,890 Goddammit. 272 00:27:01,828 --> 00:27:04,448 Excuse me, are you the last in this queue? 273 00:27:04,830 --> 00:27:08,302 TRAMPOLINING - 5 RUBLES 274 00:27:42,190 --> 00:27:45,470 Where have you been? I'm tired of waiting. 275 00:27:45,804 --> 00:27:47,184 Why are you hanging around? 276 00:27:47,970 --> 00:27:52,460 - They've given me the sack... - Forget it! Come take a look! 277 00:27:57,122 --> 00:27:58,942 Look! 278 00:28:07,510 --> 00:28:09,550 I'm being refracted... 279 00:28:09,810 --> 00:28:11,540 What's the matter with you? 280 00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:13,940 I'm undergoing space warp. 281 00:28:14,950 --> 00:28:16,200 What's that? 282 00:28:16,450 --> 00:28:19,500 I'm warping space, idiot! 283 00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:25,340 Holy shit! Wow! 284 00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:29,490 Don't just stand there! Come here! 285 00:28:40,070 --> 00:28:42,850 Well? Does it remind you of some place? 286 00:28:42,950 --> 00:28:44,240 Wait, that's... 287 00:28:44,380 --> 00:28:47,850 Right! We're in Paris, dear comrade. 288 00:28:48,070 --> 00:28:49,880 I congratulate you! 289 00:28:58,180 --> 00:29:02,390 Hold on tight, or your head will start spinning again! 290 00:29:02,430 --> 00:29:07,330 To hell with it! Impossible! I can't believe it! 291 00:29:07,698 --> 00:29:11,180 - It's possible, Kolya! - The discovery of the century! 292 00:29:11,230 --> 00:29:13,130 Devil knows what is happening. 293 00:29:14,060 --> 00:29:15,680 Seriously! 294 00:29:17,470 --> 00:29:20,090 - Of course, it's the discovery of the century. - My God! 295 00:29:21,220 --> 00:29:27,320 God! We must invite the scientists. The specialists. 296 00:29:27,390 --> 00:29:30,230 - Are you off your head? - But... 297 00:29:30,630 --> 00:29:33,650 You want a frontier post here and a kick in the arse for us? 298 00:29:33,690 --> 00:29:35,460 Do you hear what you're saying? 299 00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:38,460 Not a word to anyone. It's my warp of space. 300 00:29:39,010 --> 00:29:42,260 - Hey! - Yes, that's good. 301 00:29:43,300 --> 00:29:46,553 Just be grateful I brought you here. 302 00:29:46,847 --> 00:29:48,983 Got it? Oh, such a joy! 303 00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:52,830 No scientists. This is just for the two of us. 304 00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:59,700 They write in French so we won't understand. 305 00:30:03,860 --> 00:30:08,140 Here's a fine job: a turn of the handle and money pours. 306 00:30:11,346 --> 00:30:13,996 The perfume doesn't come cheap here. 307 00:30:14,620 --> 00:30:18,780 Look: loads of stuff down the whole street, 308 00:30:18,900 --> 00:30:21,940 and not a buyer in sight. Who needs that? 309 00:30:22,048 --> 00:30:25,338 One, two, three, ten, twenty, thirty... 310 00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:30,850 Forty varieties! All this will rot, and they'll dump it. 311 00:30:31,272 --> 00:30:36,200 But if you ask for some, they'd rather die than give it. 312 00:30:36,330 --> 00:30:39,460 The French are stingy. Let's go. 313 00:30:42,270 --> 00:30:44,910 See the bottles they drink from! 314 00:30:45,260 --> 00:30:47,780 And they say we Russians are drunkards. They started it! 315 00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:49,120 Follow me. 316 00:30:51,410 --> 00:30:53,560 These are our furs, from Siberia! 317 00:30:53,830 --> 00:30:57,250 How many Russian mink die for their prostitutes to dress up! 318 00:30:58,750 --> 00:31:04,090 What a monster! Don't think of taking it home: you'll go blind. 319 00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:07,880 More radioactive than Chernobyl! The French are canny, they don't buy it. 320 00:31:08,230 --> 00:31:11,070 That fat mug should be pulling a cart, but he's in films. 321 00:31:11,250 --> 00:31:12,530 He portray... 322 00:31:12,646 --> 00:31:14,526 Oh, it's me! 323 00:31:16,541 --> 00:31:17,821 The bastards! 324 00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:24,740 Here's the fire escape! And the bar! 325 00:31:26,180 --> 00:31:28,910 But where's the embankment? 326 00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:32,640 Simple enough. We're looking for a bar by the embankment. 327 00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:54,870 - There's our street! - Are you sure? 328 00:31:57,483 --> 00:32:01,333 - Or maybe over there... - Where? There or there? 329 00:32:04,180 --> 00:32:08,310 - The devil can tell... - That's it. Farewell, Russia. 330 00:32:11,260 --> 00:32:12,610 What the...! 331 00:32:16,535 --> 00:32:21,205 - You could see the tower there. - You can see it anywhere. 332 00:32:29,100 --> 00:32:32,350 Here's the embankment. There was one there, too. 333 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,680 - Kuzmich! - Wait. 334 00:32:51,700 --> 00:32:53,210 How did you get here? 335 00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:57,530 - Through your ass. - Lie! Through the old woman's room! 336 00:32:57,560 --> 00:33:00,150 Why should I be tramping through other people's rooms? 337 00:33:00,250 --> 00:33:03,610 Kuzmich... do you know where you are? 338 00:33:03,730 --> 00:33:05,420 I know only one thing! 339 00:33:05,580 --> 00:33:09,960 First time in a year they bite, and you're addling my brains. 340 00:33:10,481 --> 00:33:12,331 - Go away! - Where to? 341 00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:15,710 - Go to hell. - Where did you come from? We're lost. 342 00:33:15,870 --> 00:33:18,080 Why do I care? 343 00:33:18,180 --> 00:33:19,410 What? 344 00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:22,710 Gorokhov, come here! Here it is! 345 00:33:23,100 --> 00:33:26,710 Here's the wall, and here's the fire escape ladder. 346 00:33:29,230 --> 00:33:32,790 Wow. What a bike. Look! 347 00:33:33,270 --> 00:33:38,950 They're so rich they throw away motorcycles like this! 348 00:33:39,130 --> 00:33:41,310 Kolya. Look! 349 00:34:05,050 --> 00:34:07,820 Churches all about and they don't even believe in God! 350 00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:09,140 Let's go. 351 00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:32,680 Look who's here to greet us! 352 00:34:33,530 --> 00:34:37,690 - That's where the pig got so fat! - Well, expect a visitation! 353 00:34:38,141 --> 00:34:40,681 I'll take care of this visitation tonight. 354 00:34:40,945 --> 00:34:44,895 The insolent bum walking about as if he owns the place. 355 00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:46,130 Why so much hate? 356 00:34:46,180 --> 00:34:49,970 He brought us to Paris and all you can do is shout at him. 357 00:34:51,897 --> 00:34:54,177 Ooh, look at this! 358 00:34:56,493 --> 00:34:59,884 # J'aime flâner sur les grands boulevards 359 00:34:59,954 --> 00:35:02,727 # Y a tant de choses, tant de choses Tant de choses à voir 360 00:35:02,758 --> 00:35:07,384 - So you speak French? - No, it's an Yves Montand song. 361 00:35:10,950 --> 00:35:14,310 If you think you can get away with this, 362 00:35:14,380 --> 00:35:15,730 you're mistaken. 363 00:35:15,870 --> 00:35:19,090 The police know what you did last night. 364 00:35:19,230 --> 00:35:22,912 You'll have to answer to the law. 365 00:35:23,650 --> 00:35:25,230 What does she want? 366 00:35:25,310 --> 00:35:27,750 She says thank you for tuning her piano. 367 00:35:27,810 --> 00:35:29,640 - Are you sure? - Yes. 368 00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:34,690 You're welcome, Madame. It was no trouble. 369 00:35:35,365 --> 00:35:39,498 Don't be idiots. Play the fool at home in Poland, 370 00:35:39,564 --> 00:35:42,514 but observe the laws of civilised society here. 371 00:35:42,910 --> 00:35:44,810 She definitely wants something. 372 00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:48,100 What could a Parisienne want of a Russian peasant? 373 00:35:48,380 --> 00:35:49,880 - You think? - Sure. 374 00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:53,850 Besides ruining my garden, breaking a Dutch rose, 375 00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:56,760 you've inflicted damage of 5,500 francs! 376 00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,550 Look what a mess you've made of my studio! 377 00:35:59,620 --> 00:36:00,840 Come and see. 378 00:36:00,950 --> 00:36:03,860 I told you! She's asking us in. Let's go. 379 00:36:05,370 --> 00:36:07,050 Take my advice, don't be shy. 380 00:36:07,166 --> 00:36:11,150 I demand you pay damages and put the studio in order. 381 00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:16,310 Don't pretend you don't understand. I have witnesses. 382 00:36:18,584 --> 00:36:20,434 What a great arse! 383 00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:22,380 Look what you've done! 384 00:36:23,353 --> 00:36:27,010 And this. How am I to restore this composition? 385 00:36:27,733 --> 00:36:30,697 That's a hint! Hot babe! 386 00:36:31,127 --> 00:36:33,908 - I think she's repulsive! - But they're good in bed, I heard. 387 00:36:33,933 --> 00:36:37,650 What about the divan? What'll I do about these stains? 388 00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:40,681 Who's going to clean it? 389 00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:44,580 And the lobster? You broke its claw! 390 00:36:44,720 --> 00:36:48,280 She wants the crab position on the divan! 391 00:36:48,595 --> 00:36:50,940 I can only throw it all away. 392 00:36:51,170 --> 00:36:52,440 Gorokhov! 393 00:36:52,630 --> 00:36:53,690 Damnit! 394 00:36:53,810 --> 00:36:55,390 Gorokhov, where are you? 395 00:36:55,500 --> 00:36:57,650 Vera found the door. I'm off! 396 00:36:58,100 --> 00:37:02,630 Take the condom. They've got AIDS all about here. 397 00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:06,440 Where the hell were you, shit face! 398 00:37:07,150 --> 00:37:08,830 Everyone's looking for you. 399 00:37:08,900 --> 00:37:12,390 Listen, Vera. I'll tell you something you won't believe. 400 00:37:12,470 --> 00:37:15,080 Already found yourself a dame, you jerk! 401 00:37:15,410 --> 00:37:17,860 What do you mean? She's Nikolai's bird! 402 00:37:17,930 --> 00:37:21,420 Kolya, show yourself! See, you idiot, it's Kolya. 403 00:37:21,540 --> 00:37:22,680 Look carefully! 404 00:37:22,740 --> 00:37:26,110 - Parasite! Waving your arms too! - I'll show you where I'm hanging around! 405 00:37:26,210 --> 00:37:27,510 You bastard! 406 00:37:27,705 --> 00:37:31,767 What's this brawl about? And who are you, anyway? 407 00:37:33,291 --> 00:37:36,080 - You don't speak French at all? - I don't understand. 408 00:37:36,450 --> 00:37:38,845 I've had enough. I'm calling the police. 409 00:37:38,870 --> 00:37:40,890 No! I'm begging you! 410 00:37:41,104 --> 00:37:45,714 Don't call the police. Don't be afraid, we won't hurt you. 411 00:37:46,470 --> 00:37:48,370 Shit. 412 00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:53,170 I'll fix your piano free of charge. 413 00:37:53,240 --> 00:37:55,290 Don't call the police! 414 00:37:55,710 --> 00:37:59,230 Monsieur Prèvaut, help me get rid of him! 415 00:37:59,430 --> 00:38:00,930 Hey! Who are you? 416 00:38:01,690 --> 00:38:04,280 Open the door! Let me in! 417 00:38:04,340 --> 00:38:06,439 You don't understand! 418 00:38:19,250 --> 00:38:20,650 Damn! 419 00:39:28,910 --> 00:39:30,795 Stop, stop. 420 00:39:31,225 --> 00:39:32,749 Lads... 421 00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:34,140 Here it is. 422 00:39:34,210 --> 00:39:36,980 The bridge, the tower, the river and the bar! 423 00:39:37,090 --> 00:39:39,230 "The bar, the river, the tower"?! 424 00:39:39,300 --> 00:39:42,660 That river was like Fontanka. This one's Obvodny Canal. 425 00:39:42,780 --> 00:39:45,400 No more questions. On we go. 426 00:40:12,676 --> 00:40:17,074 I'd say this detail is revealing of your friend's character. 427 00:40:20,066 --> 00:40:25,293 You're right, Coco knew no fear. 428 00:40:25,699 --> 00:40:29,011 He attacked even the largest dogs and turned them to flight. 429 00:40:29,191 --> 00:40:32,910 Ah, yes. The best are the first to die, unfortunately. 430 00:40:34,910 --> 00:40:39,840 In our family, all the males are fighters. 431 00:40:40,636 --> 00:40:44,855 My grandfather, cavalier of the Legion of Honour, was a fighter. 432 00:40:45,166 --> 00:40:48,076 So was my father. Likewise, myself. And Coco, too. 433 00:40:51,750 --> 00:40:54,330 Max! Max! 434 00:40:57,640 --> 00:41:00,190 Meow, you old witch! 435 00:41:03,330 --> 00:41:05,070 Good day, Maria Olegovna! 436 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:10,650 Have you nice neighbours in the other world, or louts like us? 437 00:41:11,030 --> 00:41:12,840 You ought to be ashamed, Maria. 438 00:41:12,990 --> 00:41:17,670 If you want shopping done or the doctor, call us, but Paris... 439 00:41:17,950 --> 00:41:23,360 All Paris needs is you! You've done enough already, spoiling this part of the world. 440 00:41:23,460 --> 00:41:24,700 Everyone has their place. 441 00:41:24,730 --> 00:41:29,720 We forgot to ask your permission to take a walk about Paris. 442 00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:32,730 The window belongs to us now! 443 00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:35,500 We'll come and go as we like. 444 00:41:35,790 --> 00:41:38,290 - No, you won't! - Why's that? 445 00:41:38,540 --> 00:41:41,670 Because this window is closing! 446 00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:44,860 That's a lie. How can it close? 447 00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:50,770 But for that, I would have gone there when still young. 448 00:41:51,150 --> 00:41:53,860 I'm asking you nicely. Tell us when it closes. 449 00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:56,120 - I will not! - You will! 450 00:41:57,213 --> 00:41:58,413 No! 451 00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:03,500 Vera, get the scissors! We'll cut off the kitty's balls. 452 00:42:03,540 --> 00:42:04,710 Hold him tight, mother. 453 00:42:04,780 --> 00:42:08,520 Don't you dare! Let the cat go. 454 00:42:08,750 --> 00:42:10,800 I ask for the last time: when? 455 00:42:11,210 --> 00:42:12,870 We'll cut them off! 456 00:42:14,250 --> 00:42:17,370 Very well, you monsters... 457 00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:23,620 Read this. The exact dates are marked. 458 00:42:34,610 --> 00:42:36,790 Bonjour, Madame. Bonjour, Monsieur. 459 00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:38,510 What are you doing here? 460 00:42:38,550 --> 00:42:39,440 "Bonjour, bonjour..." 461 00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:41,690 - Run! The window is closing! - What do you mean, closing? 462 00:42:41,870 --> 00:42:44,470 - Paris is closing, blockhead! - When? 463 00:42:44,770 --> 00:42:47,250 - Right now. - How do you know? 464 00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:49,270 The old woman said so. It's written on the wall. 465 00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:54,120 Her grandfather was an astronomer. He worked it all out. 466 00:42:54,580 --> 00:42:57,650 See this rain. There wasn't a cloud in sight in the daytime. 467 00:42:57,780 --> 00:43:00,517 All as the old woman said. 468 00:43:01,298 --> 00:43:04,205 Just wait till midnight strikes. 469 00:43:04,390 --> 00:43:07,810 - How long will that be? - I don't know exactly. 470 00:43:07,860 --> 00:43:11,370 - That's all nonsense. - You'll see when it closes. 471 00:43:11,470 --> 00:43:13,860 - When will it open again? - In 20 years. 472 00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:16,140 - How come? - You'll see. 473 00:43:16,180 --> 00:43:19,500 In 20 years, we'll be too old for Paris. 474 00:44:19,710 --> 00:44:23,920 - Get closer to the windows. - I can manage myself. 475 00:44:24,330 --> 00:44:27,280 - You'll fall, you idiot. - Take care you don't fall. 476 00:44:33,490 --> 00:44:36,440 - Where did you put the tank? - I gave it to Mum. 477 00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:40,990 And the back wheel, too. 478 00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:45,610 What are you doing here, Kolya? 479 00:44:46,915 --> 00:44:49,830 Kolya, what's wrong? I don't understand you... 480 00:44:49,990 --> 00:44:53,750 Your chum decided to emigrate. The sort of friends you have! 481 00:44:53,900 --> 00:44:57,810 Drag it away before they catch you in the act. 482 00:44:58,689 --> 00:45:02,110 No need to reproach us. It's unlikely that you are honest. 483 00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:05,050 At least, we're not traitors like you. 484 00:45:05,900 --> 00:45:09,810 That's an offence. Motorcycles are common as mud in Paris. 485 00:45:10,050 --> 00:45:16,230 They even dump serviceable cars, they got so fat at our expense. 486 00:45:16,630 --> 00:45:18,370 Why at our expense? 487 00:45:19,111 --> 00:45:21,830 Who do you think shielded them from the Mongolians? 488 00:45:21,900 --> 00:45:25,730 In the 200 years we kept it back they've been developing. 489 00:45:25,810 --> 00:45:27,940 Where did they get it all from? 490 00:45:28,181 --> 00:45:31,010 So you're just taking your due? 491 00:45:31,030 --> 00:45:32,330 Precisely. 492 00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:36,080 And it's OK to rob other people's tents? 493 00:45:36,820 --> 00:45:39,290 This is our tent, Gorokhov! 494 00:45:39,626 --> 00:45:41,960 Let him use it. We're generous people. 495 00:45:42,050 --> 00:45:45,680 I'm giving you my room in exchange, may you choke on it. 496 00:45:45,810 --> 00:45:48,160 Thanks for the room. 497 00:45:48,810 --> 00:45:51,830 We may be poor, but we're ready to share our last kopeck. 498 00:45:52,370 --> 00:45:55,120 Here, it's a cruel world. No one will offer a hand in help. 499 00:45:55,250 --> 00:45:59,040 - They'll throw you out. My advice is... - Go to hell, you and your advice! 500 00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:00,740 Get lost! 501 00:46:00,930 --> 00:46:04,490 We'll go all right, what will happen to you is still unknown. 502 00:46:04,650 --> 00:46:06,410 But you'll remember your fatherland, 503 00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:09,810 when you lie dying under a hedge among the frog gobblers. 504 00:48:03,370 --> 00:48:05,210 - Kolya! - Eh? 505 00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:08,160 Kolya, get up! The window is still open! 506 00:48:12,180 --> 00:48:14,640 - Where to with these? - Leave them where you found them. 507 00:48:14,690 --> 00:48:17,150 - I didn't take it. - Good day, Nikolai Nikolayevich! 508 00:48:17,210 --> 00:48:20,320 - Did you sleep well? You didn't feel cold in our tent? - I slept well. 509 00:48:20,380 --> 00:48:22,530 Obviously. Nights are warm here. 510 00:48:22,570 --> 00:48:24,650 Mum! The colours will stain! 511 00:48:24,730 --> 00:48:26,690 Don't tell me what to do! Eat shit! 512 00:48:27,152 --> 00:48:29,282 See the outdated spelling? 513 00:48:29,650 --> 00:48:32,250 So what? This was written before the revolution. 514 00:48:33,032 --> 00:48:36,232 Exactly! They used a different calendar then. 515 00:48:37,450 --> 00:48:38,900 So what? 516 00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,840 When do you celebrate the Old New Year? 517 00:48:41,930 --> 00:48:44,460 - I? - We. 518 00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:46,990 On the 13th... 519 00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:53,380 Put those rags aside. Gear up! We only have 13 days ahead! 520 00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:55,800 - 13? What do you mean? - Round it off, Mum. 521 00:48:55,850 --> 00:48:57,380 Fat chance. 522 00:50:51,590 --> 00:50:56,000 Silence! I'll read the Strike Committee's declaration. 523 00:50:56,350 --> 00:51:01,130 We, students of the Business Lycée named after Savva Morozov, demand: 524 00:51:01,230 --> 00:51:05,210 1: Recommence the aesthetics classes. 525 00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:08,747 2: That the canteen again serve sweet jam buns. 526 00:51:08,864 --> 00:51:10,847 GIVE MUSIC BACK TO US! DIRECTOR ... RESIGN! 527 00:51:10,872 --> 00:51:14,480 3: Permit smoking during recesses. 528 00:51:14,660 --> 00:51:17,460 Hurray! 529 00:51:18,470 --> 00:51:22,920 Nikolai Nikolayevich, I'm so glad that you're back among us. 530 00:51:23,210 --> 00:51:26,240 It's clear. Certainly. 531 00:51:27,150 --> 00:51:30,640 Thank you, I no longer need money. 532 00:51:31,070 --> 00:51:34,440 But if you could give me a French textbook... 533 00:51:34,950 --> 00:51:37,790 - What do you mean? - I need a textbook. 534 00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:39,700 - For which year? - For all of them. 535 00:51:39,830 --> 00:51:41,620 But they've all been checked out. 536 00:51:41,690 --> 00:51:43,710 - Then I cannot help you. - We'll give you a textbook. 537 00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:47,700 We'll give you anything if you influence the kids. 538 00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:49,790 They don't even want to talk to us. 539 00:51:55,863 --> 00:51:59,591 I have a proposal that will suit everyone. 540 00:52:00,710 --> 00:52:05,052 Withdraw your demands and attend classes. 541 00:52:17,670 --> 00:52:19,399 I, on my part... 542 00:52:19,493 --> 00:52:21,407 (on blackboard): STRIKE!!! 543 00:52:21,565 --> 00:52:24,350 will arrange a fantastic excursion. 544 00:52:25,010 --> 00:52:26,800 Where to? 545 00:52:26,910 --> 00:52:31,360 To a place you've never been to, and aren't likely to see. 546 00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:35,720 Vera! Hold on to the money. Stop them! 547 00:53:13,420 --> 00:53:16,740 Hey! Are you out of your mind? What are you doing? 548 00:53:22,983 --> 00:53:26,350 Let go of me, you damn monkey! 549 00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:44,990 - Hallo! - Stop them. 550 00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:47,850 - Who? - Hold them off! 551 00:53:48,850 --> 00:53:51,250 Hey, stop! Stop! 552 00:54:12,336 --> 00:54:16,350 What are you doing on my roof? You're not allowed here. 553 00:54:16,455 --> 00:54:19,275 Clear out before I have you put behind bars. 554 00:54:19,495 --> 00:54:23,983 Madame, may I make your... akwaintans? 555 00:54:25,220 --> 00:54:26,662 What? 556 00:54:29,225 --> 00:54:31,670 Sorry. "Acquaintance." 557 00:54:31,795 --> 00:54:34,060 You cretin. 558 00:54:35,070 --> 00:54:36,210 Why? 559 00:54:41,287 --> 00:54:46,570 Please come in. Make yourself comfortable. 560 00:54:47,952 --> 00:54:50,920 I'll fetch your pet. 561 00:54:58,069 --> 00:55:00,170 There... 562 00:55:06,069 --> 00:55:10,120 I thought this would liven things up a bit. 563 00:55:11,100 --> 00:55:13,632 Like, erm... 564 00:55:14,311 --> 00:55:16,475 "The Afternoon of a Faun", so to speak... 565 00:55:16,530 --> 00:55:19,900 "Faun"! She was a virgin. 566 00:55:20,147 --> 00:55:23,020 It was an unfortunate way of putting it... 567 00:55:23,140 --> 00:55:26,920 I meant "Diana Resting after the Hunt..." 568 00:55:27,530 --> 00:55:33,040 Hunt?! Adele couldn't hurt a fly. She was a noble creature. 569 00:55:33,570 --> 00:55:35,560 But surely she rested from time to time. 570 00:55:35,639 --> 00:55:39,600 But not in this loose position. She was very modest. 571 00:55:40,928 --> 00:55:44,256 - I'm so tired of idiots! - What? 572 00:55:48,444 --> 00:55:50,936 Get your ugly faces out of here. 573 00:56:00,892 --> 00:56:02,240 Hello. 574 00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:04,290 I need a Russian-French phrasebook 575 00:56:04,340 --> 00:56:06,690 and Russian swear words dictionary. 576 00:57:06,370 --> 00:57:09,800 There! You thought we'd be playing in orchestras here. 577 00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:13,800 You were wrong. 578 00:57:13,890 --> 00:57:19,070 Nobody here wants art. Nobody! 579 00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:22,350 Come on, you're exaggerating. 580 00:57:22,380 --> 00:57:24,280 You think? 581 00:57:24,940 --> 00:57:27,480 Just look at these fat chops. 582 00:57:27,510 --> 00:57:32,876 Those are the French for you. Dummies. Thick as planks. 583 00:57:33,243 --> 00:57:35,970 - All of them? - All. 584 00:57:36,150 --> 00:57:38,450 - No, really. All. - Really? 585 00:57:38,540 --> 00:57:40,420 - Are you serious? - Absolutely! 586 00:57:41,350 --> 00:57:43,420 What about Voltaire or Bizet? 587 00:57:43,830 --> 00:57:46,540 As thick as the rest of them. Shrimp with lemon. 588 00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:49,850 We learned: "The mighty French culture... 589 00:57:49,930 --> 00:57:52,470 ...fertilised the Russian culture." I know. 590 00:57:52,610 --> 00:57:56,120 But it was we who fertilised them. We filled their void... 591 00:57:56,170 --> 00:57:59,470 ...with profound meaning and now we stand in awe of them! 592 00:58:00,010 --> 00:58:03,060 I don't agree with you. That can't be true. 593 00:58:04,280 --> 00:58:06,020 - No? - Absolutely. 594 00:58:06,160 --> 00:58:08,050 See those people sitting behind us? 595 00:58:16,130 --> 00:58:17,500 Beautiful, eh? 596 00:58:17,840 --> 00:58:19,660 You know what their conversation is about? 597 00:58:19,820 --> 00:58:22,880 It's about the food they're stuffing in. 598 00:58:23,390 --> 00:58:24,630 Yes. 599 00:58:25,480 --> 00:58:27,500 And you remember how we were ... 600 00:58:28,020 --> 00:58:34,030 ...in a communal flat on Lenin Square, on the kitchen table... 601 00:58:34,520 --> 00:58:37,400 ...a bottle of vodka and one pickle... 602 00:58:38,830 --> 00:58:44,920 ... and we talked about fine arts, the Motherland's fate, about God. 603 00:58:45,840 --> 00:58:47,390 Oh, well... 604 00:58:51,210 --> 00:58:53,680 Gorokhov! 605 00:58:55,130 --> 00:58:58,220 - What are you doing? - I'm dragging the piano. 606 00:58:58,510 --> 00:59:00,760 Why do you need a piano on the roof? 607 00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:03,960 I'm going to give concerts, stupid. 608 00:59:04,168 --> 00:59:07,120 - Come on, give me a hand. - Did they fixe you up like that? 609 00:59:07,270 --> 00:59:10,650 - Bought for hard currency? - No, for your pretty eyes. 610 00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:16,740 Who gave you the right to spend convertible currency on yourself? 611 00:59:16,820 --> 00:59:18,691 - Mum! - Keep your hands off her! 612 00:59:20,920 --> 00:59:24,780 On myself, huh? Who do you think I bought this for? You! 613 00:59:25,610 --> 00:59:28,100 Mum, to think I wasted my life on him! 614 00:59:28,290 --> 00:59:32,160 - Wretched parasite! - You old prostitute! 615 00:59:32,699 --> 00:59:34,746 ME ASK NO NOISE. ME CALL POLICE. 616 00:59:35,113 --> 00:59:38,130 - He reproaches me all his life! - I told you: "Don't get married!" 617 00:59:38,170 --> 00:59:39,470 Shut up! 618 00:59:39,500 --> 00:59:40,830 "No noise. Call police." 619 00:59:40,860 --> 00:59:45,200 Madame! Pardon, don't call the police! 620 00:59:45,260 --> 00:59:47,290 When you deal with your wife, you beat up her face, 621 00:59:47,580 --> 00:59:49,760 but when it comes to a French tart, it's "Pardon!" 622 00:59:49,830 --> 00:59:50,970 Let's get out of here, Mum. 623 00:59:51,074 --> 00:59:54,527 Madame! Sorry. Everything will be OK! 624 00:59:54,552 --> 00:59:57,590 Yves Montand! C'est la vie! I beg you. Everything'll be alright. 625 00:59:57,630 --> 01:00:00,030 Peace, friendship! Pardon, merci! 626 01:00:00,880 --> 01:00:01,910 My God! 627 01:00:01,960 --> 01:00:06,000 - Who took down our lines? - Quiet! Who needs your rags? 628 01:00:06,040 --> 01:00:07,940 I know who needs them. 629 01:00:08,010 --> 01:00:10,720 - Vera, I'm asking you! - I'll sort her out now! 630 01:00:10,810 --> 01:00:13,730 Please stop it! What are you doing, Vera?! 631 01:00:14,070 --> 01:00:17,910 She's already on her way over. There'll be trouble... 632 01:00:20,710 --> 01:00:22,170 We're not saying a word. 633 01:00:23,080 --> 01:00:26,490 Asshole, idiot, tart! 634 01:00:27,410 --> 01:00:34,860 You scoundrel, fool, bastard, slut, shit, bandit! 635 01:00:34,920 --> 01:00:36,418 There! 636 01:00:38,970 --> 01:00:42,140 Is that so? I'll show you! 637 01:00:45,850 --> 01:00:47,570 You know what this is? 638 01:00:50,460 --> 01:00:52,750 Stop! Stop! 639 01:00:54,590 --> 01:00:59,150 At last we've found it! The church, the bar, and the ladder! 640 01:01:00,920 --> 01:01:06,310 It's the wrong church... and the wrong bar. 641 01:01:06,490 --> 01:01:07,990 They're robbing someone. 642 01:01:08,030 --> 01:01:11,280 There's just as much shit here as back home. Let's go! 643 01:01:12,340 --> 01:01:15,750 You say: look at the dirt, the poverty, the boorishness. 644 01:01:15,810 --> 01:01:20,260 You're right, on the one hand. On the other... take me! 645 01:01:20,430 --> 01:01:25,260 I have everything: a car, a flat, a job, a family. Everything! 646 01:01:25,500 --> 01:01:29,160 But I have an ache here. The further I go, the worse it is. 647 01:01:29,240 --> 01:01:33,880 I've been here. And Australia, Hawaii, Florida and Japan. 648 01:01:33,950 --> 01:01:35,010 So what? 649 01:01:35,080 --> 01:01:38,920 It's just the same as watching it on TV in Petersburg. 650 01:01:39,310 --> 01:01:43,030 But when I sat bare-arsed in my communal flat, 651 01:01:43,714 --> 01:01:45,880 and couldn't even dream of all this, 652 01:01:46,574 --> 01:01:49,900 somewhere deep inside I was much richer! 653 01:01:50,078 --> 01:01:52,748 So many plans! I was bursting with ideas! 654 01:01:54,464 --> 01:01:56,730 Then go back there! What's wrong? 655 01:01:56,918 --> 01:02:00,438 - If only it were that simple! - It's very simple. 656 01:02:04,753 --> 01:02:06,733 This is no time for irony. 657 01:02:07,636 --> 01:02:15,610 I swear, I'd give it all up: France, Australia, car and coat, 658 01:02:15,670 --> 01:02:18,890 if you'd return to me my Nevsky prospect and communal flat on Lenin Square! 659 01:02:18,940 --> 01:02:20,860 But give it back this very moment! 660 01:02:21,100 --> 01:02:23,310 Will you be satisfied if it's in half an hour? 661 01:02:27,210 --> 01:02:31,120 - Well, I'm blowed! - Straight ahead. Turn left. 662 01:02:31,200 --> 01:02:33,520 - Port hard! - Careful, there are steps here. 663 01:02:34,540 --> 01:02:37,740 Why such a stench? Are we in a loo? 664 01:02:37,780 --> 01:02:42,500 Sorry. It's a surprise. Especially for you. 665 01:02:42,570 --> 01:02:44,230 Come on, tough it up. 666 01:02:44,330 --> 01:02:47,700 - Turn left. - A nice surprise but too stinky. 667 01:02:51,790 --> 01:02:53,130 Great! 668 01:02:53,340 --> 01:02:55,930 - Which way? - It makes no difference. 669 01:02:55,960 --> 01:02:58,030 It makes a difference to me. 670 01:02:58,060 --> 01:03:02,890 Zip along Sadovaya, past Field of Mars, then turn right... 671 01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:06,380 - Along Fontanka? - No. Not there. 672 01:03:06,550 --> 01:03:10,580 Along Mokhovaya, to our local little pub! 673 01:03:10,820 --> 01:03:13,490 Then left, and step on it till you get to the end. 674 01:03:13,800 --> 01:03:15,440 You got big on me! 675 01:03:15,550 --> 01:03:19,830 - Is he just out of a madhouse? - He's just over from Paris. 676 01:03:20,200 --> 01:03:25,530 - Is everyone a nut over there? - All without exception. 677 01:03:36,400 --> 01:03:38,917 Well... Get out. 678 01:03:40,510 --> 01:03:41,930 We've arrived. 679 01:03:42,880 --> 01:03:44,080 Stop. 680 01:03:44,704 --> 01:03:46,518 Take off your blindfold. 681 01:03:51,740 --> 01:03:53,890 Recognise it? 682 01:03:55,480 --> 01:03:57,910 So long, and good luck! 683 01:04:10,906 --> 01:04:12,750 Stop! 684 01:04:14,453 --> 01:04:17,900 Stop! 685 01:04:18,250 --> 01:04:20,180 This story can be classified... 686 01:04:20,240 --> 01:04:23,600 as another grimace of democracy advancing on us, 687 01:04:23,930 --> 01:04:27,230 bringing to the sacred banks of the Neva 688 01:04:27,340 --> 01:04:33,530 not merely foreign traders and charlatans, but foreign gangsters as well. 689 01:04:34,040 --> 01:04:39,010 Two bums were arrested while breaking into a flat... 690 01:04:39,290 --> 01:04:41,389 They maintain, in broken French, 691 01:04:41,421 --> 01:04:43,512 - That's them, the foul parasites! - 692 01:04:43,537 --> 01:04:47,905 ...that they are citizens of France. 693 01:04:47,930 --> 01:04:52,420 They are, moreover, unable to explain their presence in Petersburg. 694 01:04:52,760 --> 01:04:56,570 Neither Immigration nor the French embassy could clarify the mysterious situation. 695 01:04:56,620 --> 01:04:59,194 They'll pay for it. 696 01:04:59,272 --> 01:05:03,970 Not so fast. What about Lenin Square and your communal flat? 697 01:05:04,020 --> 01:05:05,190 To hell with all that! 698 01:05:05,300 --> 01:05:09,380 - First of all, stop the idle talk! - I've already stopped. 699 01:05:09,600 --> 01:05:12,070 - Secondly, you'll find me a job. - No problem. 700 01:05:12,110 --> 01:05:15,420 - And thirdly... - Yes? Thirdly? 701 01:05:15,500 --> 01:05:18,100 Get up! Cover your eyes! 702 01:05:18,160 --> 01:05:20,170 Yes. Yes. 703 01:05:21,320 --> 01:05:23,630 - Cover them properly! - Done. 704 01:05:23,670 --> 01:05:25,070 - Let's go! - Let's go! 705 01:05:33,650 --> 01:05:35,130 Stop! 706 01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:37,360 Okay! 707 01:05:37,480 --> 01:05:39,730 Careful! Don't scratch it! 708 01:05:39,770 --> 01:05:41,790 I don't need to be told. 709 01:05:45,770 --> 01:05:47,090 Hey, you. 710 01:05:47,513 --> 01:05:49,163 Hey, jerk. 711 01:05:50,235 --> 01:05:52,415 What are you doing there? 712 01:05:53,320 --> 01:05:54,260 Hey! 713 01:06:01,340 --> 01:06:02,800 Gorokhov! 714 01:06:03,290 --> 01:06:04,290 Gorokhov! 715 01:06:04,360 --> 01:06:06,350 Don't shout like a madman. I'm coming down. 716 01:06:06,420 --> 01:06:09,140 - You bet you are! - What's the matter? 717 01:06:09,220 --> 01:06:12,140 Your French tart has chopped the ladder. 718 01:06:12,230 --> 01:06:13,940 What do you mean? 719 01:06:14,670 --> 01:06:16,980 What am I going to do? 720 01:06:17,290 --> 01:06:21,320 Mother Russia, I'll never see you again! 721 01:06:21,450 --> 01:06:23,180 What, Gorokhov? 722 01:06:25,077 --> 01:06:27,430 Madame, can I help you? 723 01:06:30,360 --> 01:06:34,260 Gorokhov! Get me out of here! 724 01:06:37,740 --> 01:06:39,770 Well, are you satisfied now? 725 01:06:43,686 --> 01:06:46,810 - This is not Adele. - What do you mean? 726 01:06:46,866 --> 01:06:53,296 A grey angora with spots, white bib, blue eyes... 727 01:06:53,702 --> 01:06:56,130 That's it. The eyes! 728 01:06:56,491 --> 01:07:01,570 They're not shy. I'd say she has a frivolous look. 729 01:07:02,230 --> 01:07:05,830 Adele's eye were chaste and meek. 730 01:07:05,921 --> 01:07:08,590 She was a virgin, just like me. 731 01:07:09,202 --> 01:07:15,796 Well ... perhaps you are not quite right. Or perhaps the light is not quite right. 732 01:07:15,889 --> 01:07:19,470 I'll open the window and you'll see. 733 01:07:20,061 --> 01:07:22,690 Let us through, Frogs. 734 01:07:36,335 --> 01:07:39,520 You gang of bastards! You'll pay for this! 735 01:07:39,560 --> 01:07:42,060 This is a fight you do not want. - Go to hell! 736 01:07:42,621 --> 01:07:45,291 She thinks we can fly. 737 01:07:46,819 --> 01:07:48,731 Excuse me. 738 01:07:48,850 --> 01:07:51,819 They look even more depraved in this light. 739 01:07:51,881 --> 01:07:53,889 - What? - The eyes. 740 01:07:53,914 --> 01:07:58,080 My Adele, you know, had meek and gentle eyes... 741 01:07:58,200 --> 01:08:01,270 You scoundrel, fool, bastard, tart! 742 01:08:01,400 --> 01:08:06,070 Mesdames! Messieurs! Buy "Red October" factory's pianos, the sturdiest! 743 01:08:18,190 --> 01:08:20,600 - You'd do better if you played. - Right. 744 01:08:20,690 --> 01:08:22,050 Mum! Let's do that! 745 01:08:22,900 --> 01:08:25,700 - Why are you standing? - Why aren't you moving? 746 01:08:26,060 --> 01:08:28,260 Tanya, we can woo the French. 747 01:08:29,310 --> 01:08:31,030 Everybody dance now! 748 01:09:56,639 --> 01:10:00,160 Congratulations. We'll take you. 749 01:10:00,287 --> 01:10:05,030 But I should warn you, we're no "Moulin Rouge". 750 01:10:05,498 --> 01:10:08,717 We believe in serious art. 751 01:10:08,787 --> 01:10:13,010 Our club was founded almost 100 years ago, 752 01:10:13,920 --> 01:10:17,530 and we have traditions you will have to reckon with. 753 01:10:17,598 --> 01:10:19,959 To start with: stop smoking. 754 01:10:19,983 --> 01:10:22,249 No smoking here. You can't smoke. 755 01:10:22,428 --> 01:10:26,131 Second, take off your trousers. 756 01:10:26,897 --> 01:10:30,257 - Your trousers. - What about them? 757 01:10:30,500 --> 01:10:32,120 - Take them off. - Take them off...? 758 01:10:32,178 --> 01:10:35,959 - Why? - I must examine your legs. 759 01:10:36,620 --> 01:10:38,020 Clear enough. Take off your trousers. 760 01:10:38,080 --> 01:10:40,690 - What the hell? - Take them off, you goat. 761 01:10:41,140 --> 01:10:44,220 If you don't, you'll lose the job. Can't you show your legs? 762 01:10:55,530 --> 01:10:57,670 6 sections in all. 763 01:10:58,584 --> 01:11:00,592 - Height? - 2.5 metres. 764 01:11:00,617 --> 01:11:04,100 - Too low. - Banks use them. 765 01:11:04,185 --> 01:11:07,108 But you don't know these people. They will stop at nothing. 766 01:11:08,420 --> 01:11:11,480 If you insist, we can put in electronic eyes. 767 01:11:11,576 --> 01:11:13,360 What good would that do? 768 01:11:13,500 --> 01:11:15,930 Anything crossing the beam sets off the electronic defence, 769 01:11:16,050 --> 01:11:18,320 triggering either high voltage electric shock, 770 01:11:18,400 --> 01:11:21,780 or a blast of nerve gas. 771 01:11:23,150 --> 01:11:24,590 You name it. 772 01:11:25,540 --> 01:11:27,900 - Could I have both? - Certainly. 773 01:11:28,920 --> 01:11:31,810 And I'd also like a row of spikes on top. 774 01:11:32,320 --> 01:11:36,390 - Smeared with poison? - Is it possible? 775 01:11:37,250 --> 01:11:39,310 Madame, you've seen too many horror films 776 01:11:39,380 --> 01:11:40,920 and are over-dramatising the situation. 777 01:11:40,970 --> 01:11:42,800 Everything'll be alright. 778 01:11:59,320 --> 01:12:02,980 So. For physical injuries, we'll confiscate the telephone. 779 01:12:03,770 --> 01:12:07,070 For moral damage, we'll take the bird. 780 01:12:08,530 --> 01:12:11,110 Now you see what we can do! 781 01:12:12,507 --> 01:12:14,507 But you... but you... 782 01:12:15,717 --> 01:12:18,950 Hey, thief! Give back my things immediately. 783 01:12:19,080 --> 01:12:21,507 They cost money. This is theft! 784 01:12:27,452 --> 01:12:30,874 Stop and give back my things, that's an order! 785 01:12:33,200 --> 01:12:34,640 I can't believe my own eyes! 786 01:12:38,147 --> 01:12:41,920 All right, we've had our little joke, but there's a limit. 787 01:12:43,730 --> 01:12:47,030 Open the door, you bastards! Thieves! 788 01:12:47,100 --> 01:12:49,420 This time, you won't get away with it! 789 01:12:53,062 --> 01:12:55,983 I've had enough. I'm going to the police. 790 01:12:56,772 --> 01:12:58,936 You'll remember me! 791 01:13:01,900 --> 01:13:03,082 KEEP OUT THE COLD 792 01:13:24,981 --> 01:13:27,550 Sir! 793 01:13:29,527 --> 01:13:33,363 There are toilets for that! That stinks. Seriously? 794 01:13:45,560 --> 01:13:48,283 PETER ALEKSEYEV ST. 795 01:13:49,283 --> 01:13:52,822 Madame, please tell me, which district is this? 796 01:13:53,150 --> 01:13:56,072 What area is this? 797 01:13:56,251 --> 01:13:58,360 She's crazy! 798 01:14:00,220 --> 01:14:03,384 PART II 799 01:14:05,490 --> 01:14:07,880 - Here you go. - Cheers! 800 01:14:11,697 --> 01:14:16,408 # Long live our Soviet Motherland, 801 01:14:16,600 --> 01:14:19,545 HANDS OFF LENIN! 802 01:14:19,570 --> 01:14:24,250 # Built by the people's mighty hand 803 01:14:27,581 --> 01:14:30,956 Remember, Russia always rested on three giants: 804 01:14:30,996 --> 01:14:32,301 (SIGN) GOD SAVE THE TSAR! 805 01:14:32,326 --> 01:14:34,786 God, Tsar, and Fatherland. 806 01:14:36,340 --> 01:14:41,120 Ma'am, save Russia! Keep her from hands of Jewish Democrats! 807 01:14:41,530 --> 01:14:44,410 Sign in support of our deputy - Bushuyev! Right here. 808 01:14:53,080 --> 01:14:54,560 Thank you. 809 01:14:56,640 --> 01:15:00,310 RUSSIA IS FOR THE RUSSIANS! 810 01:15:15,030 --> 01:15:16,270 Madame... 811 01:15:16,300 --> 01:15:18,830 - Do you speak French? - C'est la vie! 812 01:15:19,612 --> 01:15:22,942 How much is the chicken? 813 01:15:22,967 --> 01:15:25,785 Leave me alone! 814 01:15:29,920 --> 01:15:32,890 Hey, girl, is the dressing gown for sale? 815 01:15:32,950 --> 01:15:35,070 - I don't speak your language. - What? 816 01:15:35,110 --> 01:15:37,030 I don't speak your language. 817 01:15:37,740 --> 01:15:39,830 I don't understand what you're saying. 818 01:15:40,450 --> 01:15:43,990 You're a foreigner! Are you cold? 819 01:15:44,470 --> 01:15:46,270 What are you doing naked in such weather? 820 01:15:46,320 --> 01:15:48,320 You'll get sick, my dear girl. 821 01:15:48,450 --> 01:15:52,810 Come home with me, we'll get warm. 822 01:15:58,960 --> 01:16:00,890 Come here. 823 01:16:00,920 --> 01:16:04,490 Watch the step. She's with me. My bird. 824 01:16:04,540 --> 01:16:07,430 I won't let anyone take my bird. 825 01:16:09,600 --> 01:16:11,280 keep going... 826 01:16:13,220 --> 01:16:15,230 Careful, there's piss on the floor. 827 01:16:18,720 --> 01:16:20,390 Here it is. Come in. 828 01:16:20,540 --> 01:16:22,460 Sit down. 829 01:16:23,880 --> 01:16:27,770 What a beauty! Who is she? 830 01:16:27,940 --> 01:16:31,172 Keep your hands off. She's a foreigner. 831 01:16:31,197 --> 01:16:32,215 Get out of here! 832 01:16:32,240 --> 01:16:34,540 What are you shivering for? We'll get warm now. 833 01:16:36,027 --> 01:16:38,877 Christ's Glass! Where are you from? From Rostov! 834 01:16:38,910 --> 01:16:42,090 Do you have a passport? No? Here is the prison for you! 835 01:16:42,670 --> 01:16:44,200 Let's! 836 01:16:44,910 --> 01:16:46,550 Cheers! 837 01:16:46,933 --> 01:16:48,403 With God! 838 01:16:52,440 --> 01:16:56,720 No, drink it all. Bottoms up! 839 01:16:56,820 --> 01:17:00,510 Down the hatch. 840 01:17:06,620 --> 01:17:10,700 Feel that? Sure! Are you getting warmer? 841 01:17:10,960 --> 01:17:14,780 What a nice gown you've got. You're nice, too. 842 01:17:14,880 --> 01:17:16,800 And your bird is nice, too. 843 01:17:16,850 --> 01:17:19,750 Pipi and caca - so cute! 844 01:17:20,204 --> 01:17:25,850 I like your gown and the hat. 845 01:17:28,340 --> 01:17:33,590 They were yours. Now they're mine. Understand? C'est la vie! 846 01:17:36,196 --> 01:17:38,157 Your tails, monsieur! 847 01:17:38,680 --> 01:17:42,390 - Thank you very much! - No trouble. 848 01:17:58,654 --> 01:18:03,378 - Monsieur, where are my trousers? - No trousers. 849 01:18:07,222 --> 01:18:09,382 It just makes no sense. What the hell... 850 01:19:40,800 --> 01:19:44,430 I won't play Mozart trouser-less! 851 01:19:44,610 --> 01:19:46,540 No one here wants to see Mozart in trousers. 852 01:19:46,570 --> 01:19:50,780 - Then I won't play at all. - Then you'll die under the hedge. 853 01:19:50,800 --> 01:19:53,190 Let me die... but with my trousers on. 854 01:19:53,281 --> 01:19:55,044 - Pah! - Screw you! 855 01:19:55,520 --> 01:19:59,310 That's your Russian prudery for you! 856 01:19:59,712 --> 01:20:05,050 You all play at being saints, but are in fact a bunch of thieves. 857 01:20:05,392 --> 01:20:08,010 Vodka and foul language - that's your moral code. 858 01:20:08,270 --> 01:20:11,710 You say one thing, do another, and think yet another! 859 01:20:13,215 --> 01:20:14,235 You're shit! 860 01:20:29,854 --> 01:20:35,600 Hey, you speak French? Help me! Help me! 861 01:20:36,113 --> 01:20:38,155 Wait for me! 862 01:20:39,530 --> 01:20:41,150 Wait for me! 863 01:20:43,780 --> 01:20:46,660 Wait. I'm coming! 864 01:20:47,249 --> 01:20:50,194 I'm French, just like you. 865 01:20:50,585 --> 01:20:53,538 I must go home. Help me. 866 01:20:53,640 --> 01:20:57,370 Let me through! I must speak to my fellow countrymen! 867 01:20:57,420 --> 01:21:00,600 I have to go home. Let me through. Wait for me! 868 01:21:00,660 --> 01:21:04,940 Please don't go. Stop. Let me go! 869 01:21:07,715 --> 01:21:09,595 You little bitch! 870 01:21:35,991 --> 01:21:37,501 This is a thoroughfare. 871 01:22:01,670 --> 01:22:05,800 - Sir! - No, no no. I'll show you "monsieur". 872 01:22:06,810 --> 01:22:08,790 I beg you, let me go home. 873 01:22:08,850 --> 01:22:10,780 I'll allow you free passage through my workroom. 874 01:22:10,810 --> 01:22:13,760 You can do anything you want. I beg you, let me go home. 875 01:22:17,560 --> 01:22:18,990 Police? 876 01:22:46,690 --> 01:22:50,500 This is the place, lads, I've found it. 877 01:22:50,540 --> 01:22:54,110 Look: here's the house, the wall, the railings, the church. 878 01:22:54,140 --> 01:22:57,670 Well, what exactly did you find? And where's the fire escape ladder? 879 01:22:58,167 --> 01:23:00,437 There are thousands of such places in Paris! 880 01:23:00,500 --> 01:23:02,701 What are you laughing about? What can we do? 881 01:23:02,726 --> 01:23:04,747 - I don't know. - I also don't know. 882 01:23:04,811 --> 01:23:06,679 - But I know! 883 01:23:07,632 --> 01:23:11,436 Madame, excuse me, I must get through. 884 01:23:13,800 --> 01:23:15,570 Hello. Come in, I've no time to waste. 885 01:23:29,390 --> 01:23:33,050 Lower it down here. Over to the left. 886 01:23:33,075 --> 01:23:35,150 - He does not understand. - He understands perfectly. 887 01:23:35,182 --> 01:23:36,431 The French aren't so stupid. 888 01:23:36,456 --> 01:23:38,440 - Now, now. - That's it! 889 01:23:38,480 --> 01:23:40,270 - Back off! - You back off! 890 01:23:41,320 --> 01:23:42,530 That's it! 891 01:23:45,870 --> 01:23:47,890 Be careful! 892 01:23:53,710 --> 01:23:56,040 Look, there are some books! 893 01:23:58,240 --> 01:23:59,040 Get in, granny! 894 01:23:59,080 --> 01:24:01,750 And you said we'd never lift her up! We did! - These books are in French! 895 01:24:01,800 --> 01:24:03,900 - They're for you. - Mum, don't scratch the seat! 896 01:24:03,930 --> 01:24:05,770 - Get in! - I won't make a mess. 897 01:24:05,810 --> 01:24:08,780 What a car! A "Citroen Cabriolet". 898 01:24:08,830 --> 01:24:12,870 - Look at those lights! Halogens! - Where's the French girl? 899 01:24:15,260 --> 01:24:19,450 - I'm serious. Where is she? - Your dame's in Petersburg. 900 01:24:19,490 --> 01:24:20,616 - Everything's fine! - How's that? 901 01:24:20,641 --> 01:24:23,080 Gorokhov sent her there for re-education. 902 01:24:23,170 --> 01:24:24,770 Mother - open the door! 903 01:24:36,190 --> 01:24:39,770 I always carry it close to my heart, I'll die with it. 904 01:24:43,770 --> 01:24:46,660 In these hard times, when our Party 905 01:24:46,690 --> 01:24:50,530 has been forced underground we have fought our way here 906 01:24:50,800 --> 01:24:55,611 to fellow French comrades: the Party still lives! 907 01:24:59,540 --> 01:25:02,410 Our way to you was hard and full of deprivation. 908 01:25:02,781 --> 01:25:07,241 Our delegation was exposed to cold and famine. 909 01:25:07,790 --> 01:25:10,000 But communists never give up! 910 01:25:10,330 --> 01:25:12,580 And extending to you our hand in friendship, 911 01:25:12,660 --> 01:25:16,940 and adhering to the principles of socialism and proletarian internationalism, 912 01:25:17,140 --> 01:25:20,650 we exhort you to pay our taxi! 913 01:25:21,460 --> 01:25:24,380 Long live international solidarity of workers! 914 01:25:24,440 --> 01:25:29,390 Long live everlasting friendship between our parties! 915 01:25:29,880 --> 01:25:31,810 No pasaran! (None shall pass) 916 01:25:40,236 --> 01:25:43,590 - 8,420 francs? - Yes. That's what it says. 917 01:25:45,204 --> 01:25:50,060 You've come straight from Moscow, or what? 918 01:25:51,750 --> 01:25:53,890 No, from Leningrad. 919 01:26:00,570 --> 01:26:03,280 Here. Have a look... 920 01:26:03,970 --> 01:26:09,400 Of course it's her! Edith Piaf! Here's a book about her. 921 01:26:09,839 --> 01:26:11,659 Hello Darling. 922 01:26:22,759 --> 01:26:27,280 Help me get out of here. 923 01:26:27,620 --> 01:26:29,450 Get up! What are you doing?! 924 01:26:29,830 --> 01:26:31,280 Hah, she's desperate for it. 925 01:26:32,259 --> 01:26:36,210 Help me get out of here. I want to go home! 926 01:26:36,494 --> 01:26:38,200 I want to go home! 927 01:26:39,095 --> 01:26:40,704 Don't leave me here, I beg you! 928 01:26:40,729 --> 01:26:43,920 Help me, help me. 929 01:26:43,970 --> 01:26:48,490 Don't do that. Get up! What are you doing? Calm down. 930 01:26:49,690 --> 01:26:52,550 See what you've done to the famous artiste? 931 01:26:53,740 --> 01:26:56,840 - She's got a concert today. Calm down! - So what? 932 01:26:56,910 --> 01:26:59,720 You think she can go on stage in this state? 933 01:27:02,590 --> 01:27:06,010 - Where's her concert? - In a concert hall... 934 01:27:06,190 --> 01:27:09,990 - Which one? - The "October". 5,000 spectators. 935 01:27:10,320 --> 01:27:12,600 Find "October" phone number. 936 01:27:12,720 --> 01:27:13,720 I'll find it now. 937 01:27:13,845 --> 01:27:21,940 - And who might you be? - Don't you know? Piaf's interpreter. 938 01:27:21,980 --> 01:27:24,250 I double as the pianist. 939 01:27:24,670 --> 01:27:27,900 - Your documents, please. - How could I have them? 940 01:27:27,950 --> 01:27:32,230 I'm in my concert dress, I don't even have pockets. 941 01:27:33,170 --> 01:27:36,850 "October" Hall? Lt. Vragov, 20th Police station, speaking. 942 01:27:37,970 --> 01:27:42,210 Do you have Edith Piaf performing today? 943 01:27:43,040 --> 01:27:45,490 You do? With whom? 944 01:27:46,500 --> 01:27:48,270 With Elvis Presley? 945 01:27:48,640 --> 01:27:50,030 Yes... 946 01:27:50,880 --> 01:27:53,350 Well, we have them both down here at the station. 947 01:27:54,910 --> 01:27:56,180 I'll pass the word. 948 01:28:00,400 --> 01:28:02,090 Greetings to you both. 949 01:28:04,720 --> 01:28:05,810 Thank you. 950 01:28:09,660 --> 01:28:12,150 - We are free to go? - Free to go? 951 01:28:12,380 --> 01:28:16,040 We have criminal proceedings against your artiste. 952 01:28:16,410 --> 01:28:21,790 "For assault of an officer on duty 953 01:28:21,840 --> 01:28:25,250 and material damages." 954 01:28:25,300 --> 01:28:26,970 What damages? 955 01:28:27,330 --> 01:28:32,600 See this broken cap. And my man signed for it. 956 01:28:32,780 --> 01:28:34,680 Detention also costs money. 957 01:28:35,320 --> 01:28:37,270 You two are out of your minds. 958 01:28:37,760 --> 01:28:40,280 Don't you realise that a concert with Edith Piaf 959 01:28:40,330 --> 01:28:44,640 is worth more than Petersburg's entire Police Force? 960 01:28:48,001 --> 01:28:52,970 Indeed? That's good to know! Then let her pay 961 01:28:53,490 --> 01:28:57,610 for material, and, especially ...moral damages. 962 01:28:58,750 --> 01:29:00,980 - Hard currency. - Hard currency?! 963 01:29:02,150 --> 01:29:05,160 I'll find out in a minute. Madame Piaf... 964 01:29:06,265 --> 01:29:08,570 I have a plan. ...sur les grands boulevards. 965 01:29:08,681 --> 01:29:11,360 (speaking nonsense French song lyrics) 966 01:29:11,510 --> 01:29:13,715 I have a plan. ...sur les grands boulevards. 967 01:29:13,739 --> 01:29:17,435 Speak French. Speack French. Anything will do. Just speak French. 968 01:29:17,708 --> 01:29:20,300 Have you been taking drugs? 969 01:29:20,780 --> 01:29:21,890 Okay. 970 01:29:23,559 --> 01:29:26,109 Madame Piaf has agreed to pay in goods. 971 01:29:26,750 --> 01:29:28,080 What goods? 972 01:29:29,420 --> 01:29:33,840 Video, TV set, washing machine, cigarettes... 973 01:29:33,900 --> 01:29:35,270 On offer. 974 01:29:35,410 --> 01:29:37,060 Can we have two videos? 975 01:29:37,670 --> 01:29:40,480 I can't read item 17 here. 976 01:29:40,670 --> 01:29:44,510 - Uev or Muev... - Captain Chuev. 977 01:29:44,550 --> 01:29:47,650 2 cassette recorders and a hair-drier for my wife. 978 01:29:49,248 --> 01:29:53,048 - Thank you. - Petrenko will take you to your hotel. 979 01:29:57,060 --> 01:29:59,670 - I get in? - Yes, yes. 980 01:29:59,760 --> 01:30:01,550 - And you? - Yes, yes. 981 01:30:01,632 --> 01:30:04,786 Madame Piaf invites you to her concert. 982 01:30:13,350 --> 01:30:16,100 Hallo. Whom are you escorting? 983 01:30:16,330 --> 01:30:19,070 French artists. What are their names? 984 01:30:19,270 --> 01:30:21,760 Edith Piaf and Elvis Presley. 985 01:30:22,300 --> 01:30:25,350 And you, I suppose, must be Fyodor Chaliapin? 986 01:30:29,930 --> 01:30:34,240 - Petrenko! Where are the artists? - In the car, Comrade Mayor. 987 01:30:34,270 --> 01:30:36,060 Artists, my foot! 988 01:30:36,410 --> 01:30:38,600 Sergeant Petrenko, here is my order! 989 01:30:39,020 --> 01:30:42,370 I want these criminals brought to the station. 990 01:30:42,780 --> 01:30:46,760 In case of resistance, use weapons. 991 01:30:50,580 --> 01:30:55,480 Easy now! Get out of the car! Only don't shoot! 992 01:30:56,060 --> 01:31:00,040 Quick, quick, shut the door! 993 01:31:00,440 --> 01:31:02,780 Faster, faster, Madame! 994 01:31:03,280 --> 01:31:07,320 Madame, let's go! Step on it! 995 01:31:09,040 --> 01:31:15,080 Petrenko! Why don't you reply? Sergeant Petrenko, I order you to reply! 996 01:31:15,380 --> 01:31:17,050 Go to hell, I've had enough of you. 997 01:31:17,238 --> 01:31:21,560 Answer, according to Regulations! Where are the criminals? 998 01:31:22,650 --> 01:31:23,750 I've shot them. 999 01:31:23,800 --> 01:31:26,580 Shot them? But you don't have any bullets. 1000 01:31:26,600 --> 01:31:28,720 And you don't have any brain, you idiot. 1001 01:31:30,030 --> 01:31:31,790 It's not Petrenko! 1002 01:31:34,370 --> 01:31:38,120 - All highway and police cars! - Brake! 1003 01:31:38,150 --> 01:31:44,277 Stop police car: UAZ 469, license plate 9475. 1004 01:32:02,340 --> 01:32:06,280 Your card, Madame! 1005 01:32:09,850 --> 01:32:14,900 I'm talking to you. Let's see your card! 1006 01:32:15,275 --> 01:32:18,330 Leave her alone. She's a foreigner. 1007 01:32:18,470 --> 01:32:21,950 What about your ticket? Are you also a foreigner? 1008 01:32:22,239 --> 01:32:25,259 I could be a foreigner, too! 1009 01:32:25,290 --> 01:32:28,790 None of them has a conscience. It's that insolent breed. 1010 01:32:29,790 --> 01:32:33,110 - They've got money for restaurants. - Foreigners... 1011 01:32:33,534 --> 01:32:35,894 I know their kind! 1012 01:32:36,470 --> 01:32:39,730 Keep calm, citizens. We'll soon get off. 1013 01:32:40,030 --> 01:32:44,020 - And who'll pay your fare? - Get them the hell out of here! 1014 01:32:44,090 --> 01:32:47,570 Who will put this country back in order?! 1015 01:32:55,570 --> 01:32:57,500 Get your hands off. 1016 01:33:01,810 --> 01:33:04,000 Nothing, nothing, it's going to be alright. 1017 01:33:15,310 --> 01:33:17,030 You are so beautiful! 1018 01:33:17,080 --> 01:33:19,300 - I'm Nikolai. - You're Nikolai? 1019 01:33:19,430 --> 01:33:21,210 - Nikolai. - I'm Nicole! 1020 01:33:21,300 --> 01:33:23,250 Nicole? Nicole... 1021 01:33:25,060 --> 01:33:27,490 - My, isn't this wonderful? - Nikolai, Nicole. 1022 01:33:27,550 --> 01:33:29,225 Nicole, Nikolai! 1023 01:33:29,297 --> 01:33:30,587 Hello, Nicole! 1024 01:33:30,850 --> 01:33:32,900 At long last! We've waited long enough. 1025 01:33:32,950 --> 01:33:36,320 We were worried. You tell him, Vera. 1026 01:33:36,380 --> 01:33:38,540 Yes, and a comrade is waiting for you. 1027 01:33:39,130 --> 01:33:42,600 You ran off with the club's costume. That wasn't nice. 1028 01:33:42,660 --> 01:33:47,260 Dinner's ready. We have an occasion to celebrate. Let's go! 1029 01:33:48,420 --> 01:33:49,790 - Come on! - I'll peel the cucumbers. 1030 01:33:49,820 --> 01:33:51,680 You won't believe your eyes. 1031 01:33:51,720 --> 01:33:53,890 We'll have a drink, then we'll have a bite. 1032 01:33:53,930 --> 01:33:57,060 You need vodka to keep warm. Thank God that you were found! 1033 01:33:57,650 --> 01:34:00,670 See what a beauty... 1034 01:34:01,580 --> 01:34:03,830 So soft and comfortable. 1035 01:34:04,040 --> 01:34:07,370 Just feel the suspension! A "Citroen"! 1036 01:34:07,510 --> 01:34:10,159 Oh, my beautiful thing... 1037 01:34:15,860 --> 01:34:17,010 Well... 1038 01:34:17,180 --> 01:34:19,050 Time to take your medicine. 1039 01:34:19,900 --> 01:34:22,580 Here. Drink this. 1040 01:34:23,520 --> 01:34:26,460 Good. Down in one, down in one. 1041 01:34:26,730 --> 01:34:32,350 What are you doing? Why give her shit to drink! 1042 01:34:33,360 --> 01:34:35,150 - It's full of synthetic nitrates. - Why? 1043 01:34:35,220 --> 01:34:37,370 Here is the cure. Got it, no? 1044 01:34:38,150 --> 01:34:39,240 Look. 1045 01:34:40,260 --> 01:34:41,730 Please. 1046 01:34:41,910 --> 01:34:44,710 Try this! 76 per cent, made with natural herbs! 1047 01:34:45,456 --> 01:34:47,276 Drink it. 1048 01:34:51,320 --> 01:34:54,630 See how it spreads through the system. Let's try it, too. 1049 01:34:55,150 --> 01:34:56,510 Here is your glass. 1050 01:34:57,000 --> 01:34:59,330 This is mine. All right, take it slow. 1051 01:34:59,840 --> 01:35:01,910 You were planning to palm her off with shit. 1052 01:35:02,680 --> 01:35:04,170 Your health! 1053 01:35:09,780 --> 01:35:12,570 Best of all, give her a rub down. 1054 01:35:13,200 --> 01:35:14,790 Let's rub her. 1055 01:35:14,870 --> 01:35:17,640 - What do you mean? - Strip her, then rub. 1056 01:35:17,710 --> 01:35:21,349 I'll give you such a rub down you'll crawl to the ceiling. 1057 01:35:21,374 --> 01:35:23,584 - I didn't mean it that way. - What a bastard... Let me see... 1058 01:35:25,920 --> 01:35:29,790 She's ill, poor thing! And hungry... 1059 01:35:31,270 --> 01:35:34,780 - Come to our place for a bite and drink. - Our table's loaded. 1060 01:35:34,840 --> 01:35:36,810 - Why are we stomping around here? - Let's go. Come on! 1061 01:35:37,700 --> 01:35:39,930 Don't you feel that she... 1062 01:35:40,590 --> 01:35:45,580 Can't you see, she won't come. Leave her alone. 1063 01:35:46,910 --> 01:35:49,290 Calm down, calm down. 1064 01:35:50,640 --> 01:35:53,060 She doesn't have to, if she doesn't want to. 1065 01:35:53,240 --> 01:35:54,840 Well, as we say in Russia, 1066 01:35:55,670 --> 01:35:57,920 "If the mountain won't come to Mohammed, 1067 01:35:58,880 --> 01:36:00,920 "Mohammed goes to the mountain." 1068 01:36:35,099 --> 01:36:36,269 Kolya! 1069 01:36:36,700 --> 01:36:38,660 Kolya, you have callers. 1070 01:36:44,870 --> 01:36:47,910 - Hello, Nikolai Nikolayevich! - Hello. 1071 01:36:48,310 --> 01:36:51,530 - We've come. - That's wonderful. 1072 01:36:52,000 --> 01:36:54,120 And what next? 1073 01:36:54,740 --> 01:36:58,480 You promised to take us to a place we've never been to. 1074 01:36:59,140 --> 01:37:00,500 Eh? Yes. 1075 01:37:02,358 --> 01:37:04,108 Come on then! 1076 01:37:14,780 --> 01:37:17,530 Do you think they're taking us to lunch? 1077 01:37:18,319 --> 01:37:27,240 Comrades, in 15 minutes we'll be at Père Lachaise. 1078 01:37:27,800 --> 01:37:29,790 What is 'perlachaise'? 1079 01:37:30,110 --> 01:37:32,900 It's a famous restaurant. Like "Maxim's". 1080 01:38:11,047 --> 01:38:13,999 PLEASE GIVE GENEROUSLY. 1081 01:39:08,680 --> 01:39:09,740 Nikolai Nikolayevich. 1082 01:39:09,990 --> 01:39:13,640 Nikolai Nikolayevich, how do you say in French 1083 01:39:14,190 --> 01:39:15,900 "a window to Paris"? 1084 01:39:16,090 --> 01:39:18,970 "A window to Paris"? Let's see... 1085 01:39:20,950 --> 01:39:24,220 Hmm... let's see. 1086 01:39:25,370 --> 01:39:30,500 The... window... in... Paris. Yes? 1087 01:39:30,680 --> 01:39:34,090 No. The window 'to' Paris. 1088 01:39:34,780 --> 01:39:36,430 - "to"? - "to"! 1089 01:39:36,503 --> 01:39:39,123 - ... Paris. - "to" Paris. 1090 01:39:39,148 --> 01:39:43,655 "A window to Paris." 1091 01:41:17,865 --> 01:41:19,285 Chizhov! 1092 01:41:20,326 --> 01:41:23,056 - Kolya! - Nikolai! 1093 01:41:24,257 --> 01:41:28,027 - Nikolai. - Kolya! 1094 01:41:28,924 --> 01:41:32,406 Kolya, we've found them! 1095 01:41:33,004 --> 01:41:35,000 "We haven't eaten in six days!" 1096 01:42:23,170 --> 01:42:26,090 Right, the concert's over, time to go home. Hurry! 1097 01:42:30,480 --> 01:42:36,800 Don't you understand? Home! Faster! The window is closing. 1098 01:42:36,990 --> 01:42:38,580 Well, let it close. 1099 01:42:38,610 --> 01:42:42,510 It won't open again for 20 years. Got it? 1100 01:42:42,520 --> 01:42:45,080 - Got it. - Let's go then. 1101 01:42:47,610 --> 01:42:49,150 They want to stay? 1102 01:42:49,750 --> 01:42:51,520 We've decided to stay. 1103 01:42:51,740 --> 01:42:54,280 - The children don't want to go home. - You what ... ? 1104 01:42:54,670 --> 01:42:56,430 We've decided to stay. 1105 01:42:56,810 --> 01:42:59,420 - They've decided to stay here. - What? 1106 01:43:00,020 --> 01:43:03,550 What do you mean, "decided to stay"? How can you decide? 1107 01:43:03,900 --> 01:43:06,050 Grow up first, then decide. 1108 01:43:06,330 --> 01:43:09,610 I'll decide for you meanwhile. 1109 01:43:09,790 --> 01:43:11,220 Come on! 1110 01:43:12,030 --> 01:43:15,700 When you're grown up, you can do what you want. 1111 01:43:16,390 --> 01:43:19,750 But for the time being, it is I who'll make the decisions. 1112 01:43:21,870 --> 01:43:27,660 Fine. You've decided to stay. What about your parents? 1113 01:43:27,860 --> 01:43:33,770 It's all the better for them. Fewer problems with food. 1114 01:43:34,000 --> 01:43:39,040 You're a bunch of fools. They love you. They worry. 1115 01:43:39,170 --> 01:43:43,030 They think something bad has happened to us. 1116 01:43:43,060 --> 01:43:48,290 But we've written to them. - When they learn we're in Paris, 1117 01:43:48,460 --> 01:43:50,550 of course, they'll be glad. 1118 01:43:50,820 --> 01:43:52,290 As we get older, 1119 01:43:52,340 --> 01:43:55,400 we'll invite them over and they'll have a good time. 1120 01:44:02,700 --> 01:44:05,830 Nastya! What about your granny? 1121 01:44:06,590 --> 01:44:10,050 After all, you love her so much. She'll die without you. 1122 01:44:12,820 --> 01:44:16,410 Nikolai Nikolayevich, don't. Don't play on her feelings. 1123 01:44:16,500 --> 01:44:21,800 Her granny's sick because she doesn't have good medicine. 1124 01:44:22,070 --> 01:44:24,900 But we'll buy her medicine here and she'll get better. 1125 01:44:25,730 --> 01:44:27,760 - What did he say? - All right, it's logical. 1126 01:44:31,200 --> 01:44:35,990 And the money? Where's the money going to come from? 1127 01:44:36,500 --> 01:44:38,440 See this? 1128 01:44:38,850 --> 01:44:42,520 We've earned 248 francs already. 1129 01:44:42,780 --> 01:44:46,120 The French are kind people. They won't abandon children. 1130 01:44:46,920 --> 01:44:49,850 They're kind, but you won't always be children. 1131 01:44:50,090 --> 01:44:53,630 Do you plan to spend your lives dancing in the street? 1132 01:44:53,940 --> 01:44:56,510 Why our whole lives? We'll find other work. 1133 01:44:56,540 --> 01:44:58,750 - What? - We can work at McDonald's. 1134 01:44:58,810 --> 01:45:01,390 - Dishwashing. - Or washing cars. 1135 01:45:01,440 --> 01:45:03,470 There are plenty of occupations. 1136 01:45:04,570 --> 01:45:06,490 What do you mean, Kryuchkova? 1137 01:45:07,120 --> 01:45:09,970 Beauty has its value everywhere. 1138 01:45:11,250 --> 01:45:12,890 Clever girl. 1139 01:45:13,220 --> 01:45:14,690 What are they saying? 1140 01:45:24,680 --> 01:45:26,900 Come on, children. You ought to be ashamed. 1141 01:45:27,200 --> 01:45:31,650 Your teacher gave you a treat and this is the thanks he gets. 1142 01:45:31,889 --> 01:45:34,500 He's in the hospital because of you. 1143 01:45:35,022 --> 01:45:37,950 You're cruel, ungrateful children. 1144 01:45:43,440 --> 01:45:44,940 Very well. 1145 01:45:46,170 --> 01:45:47,530 You're right. 1146 01:45:50,050 --> 01:45:52,450 You were born at the wrong time, 1147 01:45:52,990 --> 01:45:56,850 in a miserable bankrupt country. But it's your country. 1148 01:46:00,920 --> 01:46:04,030 Can't you make it a better place? 1149 01:46:04,520 --> 01:46:07,700 You could do much, believe me. 1150 01:46:08,850 --> 01:46:11,320 But you haven't even tried. 1151 01:46:13,220 --> 01:46:15,720 Don't you really care? 1152 01:46:17,050 --> 01:46:21,670 - And you? - I do. 1153 01:46:22,690 --> 01:46:25,300 Then why have you decided to stay here? 1154 01:46:29,930 --> 01:46:32,300 Who said I'm staying? 1155 01:46:53,600 --> 01:46:56,620 No, thanks, I don't want to spoil my appetite. 1156 01:46:58,190 --> 01:46:59,880 Oh, look! 1157 01:47:02,470 --> 01:47:05,090 - That's Gorokhov's neighbor. - Kolya... 1158 01:47:06,470 --> 01:47:11,960 - Stop! Stop! Wait! - Kolya! It's us! 1159 01:47:25,420 --> 01:47:29,660 Open the door, do you hear me! Kolya... Kolya... 1160 01:47:30,640 --> 01:47:33,630 Wait, hold on! Kolya! 1161 01:47:44,090 --> 01:47:48,800 Gorokhov, dear! I'm asking you, parasite! The window's closing! Come for my sake! 1162 01:47:49,420 --> 01:47:50,900 "The window's closing!" 1163 01:47:51,140 --> 01:47:54,930 Insensitive creature. Let them say goodbye! 1164 01:49:27,590 --> 01:49:31,520 Contact the Russian embassy. 1165 01:49:32,940 --> 01:49:34,620 They'll help their countrymen. 1166 01:49:34,880 --> 01:49:37,760 The hell they need you! No passport, no money... 1167 01:49:38,540 --> 01:49:42,290 We can't get along without the French communists. 1168 01:49:42,590 --> 01:49:44,750 We're fed up to here with that Party! 1169 01:49:49,817 --> 01:49:52,670 Give me that thing, please. 1170 01:49:53,801 --> 01:49:56,020 I have a brilliant idea. 1171 01:50:45,030 --> 01:50:46,810 Hands up! 1172 01:50:50,268 --> 01:50:52,140 Where to? 1173 01:50:52,250 --> 01:50:53,900 To Petersburg! 1174 01:53:22,040 --> 01:53:24,790 What are you standing there for? Give me a hand! 1175 01:54:15,862 --> 01:54:19,060 Agnès SORAL - Nicole Sergei DONTSOV - Nikolai 1176 01:54:19,140 --> 01:54:22,820 Viktor MIKHAILOV - Gorokhov Nina USATOVA - Vera 1177 01:54:23,080 --> 01:54:26,160 Kira KREILIS-PETROVA - Gorokhov's mother-in-law 1178 01:54:26,620 --> 01:54:29,160 Natalia IPATOVA - Gorokhov's daughter 1179 01:54:29,670 --> 01:54:31,910 Viktor GOGOLEV - Kuzmich 1180 01:54:32,420 --> 01:54:34,880 Tamara TIMOFEYEVA - Maria Olegovna 1181 01:54:35,500 --> 01:54:38,260 Jean RUPPER - M. Prèvaut 1182 01:54:49,381 --> 01:54:52,991 Directed by Yuri MAMIN with Arkady TIGAI 1183 01:54:53,362 --> 01:54:56,982 Directors of Photography: Sergei NEKRASOV, Anatoly LAPSHOV 1184 01:54:57,265 --> 01:54:59,965 Art Director: Vera ZELINSKAYA 1185 01:55:00,127 --> 01:55:03,957 Music: Yuri MAMIN with Aleksei ZALIVALOV 1186 01:55:04,466 --> 01:55:07,246 Sound: Leonid GAVRICHENKO 1187 01:56:33,350 --> 01:56:35,270 THE END 90688