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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:37,746 --> 00:00:41,207 [Dave Chappelle] This... is... surreal. 4 00:00:41,291 --> 00:00:44,127 [cheering and applause] 5 00:00:46,129 --> 00:00:47,672 In 1987... 6 00:00:48,757 --> 00:00:50,717 1987, I moved back... 7 00:00:51,384 --> 00:00:53,178 from Ohio to D.C. 8 00:00:53,261 --> 00:00:55,847 And-- and-- and enrolled in Eastern High School, 9 00:00:55,930 --> 00:00:57,474 -and did... -[audience member] Whoo! 10 00:00:59,142 --> 00:01:01,394 You must not have went there when I went there, champ. 11 00:01:06,441 --> 00:01:08,860 Those were tough times is the way I remember it. 12 00:01:09,402 --> 00:01:11,279 [chuckles] 13 00:01:11,696 --> 00:01:12,906 [groans] 14 00:01:14,991 --> 00:01:18,286 When I had gone, I-- I had lived with my father for three years. 15 00:01:18,369 --> 00:01:21,498 I went to middle school in Ohio, and when I'd gotten back to Washington, 16 00:01:21,581 --> 00:01:25,376 the crack epidemic was in full swing, and the city was 17 00:01:25,460 --> 00:01:27,837 largely unrecognizable to me. 18 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:32,467 Now I was an older kid, and-- and-- and kids my age were doing a lot of 19 00:01:32,550 --> 00:01:35,094 wild things that I-- I didn't know that kids would do. 20 00:01:35,178 --> 00:01:37,597 I-- I'd never seen a kid with a pager before, 21 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:40,058 I didn't know anything about selling drugs, any of that shit. 22 00:01:40,141 --> 00:01:44,103 All I knew, every day when I went to Eastern, I didn't feel safe. 23 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:55,698 [groans] 24 00:01:57,075 --> 00:02:00,120 I'm a quiet guy, naturally. 25 00:02:00,203 --> 00:02:02,163 I'm a shy person, naturally. 26 00:02:02,247 --> 00:02:03,289 And I used to get my 27 00:02:03,373 --> 00:02:07,877 hair cut on a barbershop on 15th Street Northeast. 28 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:10,213 And I would go there, and, uh... 29 00:02:10,672 --> 00:02:14,092 and everyone in the barbershop would just snap on each other. 30 00:02:15,176 --> 00:02:18,012 And I'd sit in the corner, and I-- and I'd watch everybody, 31 00:02:18,096 --> 00:02:20,974 and just listen to all these jokes. The guys were funny as shit, 32 00:02:21,057 --> 00:02:24,477 but-- but one day, after a few weeks of goin' there 33 00:02:24,561 --> 00:02:25,895 and gettin' my hair cut, 34 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:28,398 they-- they-- they turned the jokes on me. 35 00:02:31,651 --> 00:02:33,903 I call that day The Barbershop Massacre. 36 00:02:35,530 --> 00:02:38,575 I lit everybody in that barbershop up, I had been sittin' in there 37 00:02:38,658 --> 00:02:41,244 listening to 'em for weeks talk about each other, 38 00:02:41,327 --> 00:02:43,872 I knew every inside joke about each and every one of 'em, 39 00:02:43,955 --> 00:02:45,790 and they couldn't believe I knew this stuff. 40 00:02:45,874 --> 00:02:47,959 I lit their asses up. 41 00:02:54,173 --> 00:02:57,760 From then on in the neighborhood, people kind of liked me, like, "Okay... 42 00:02:58,636 --> 00:02:59,971 he's pretty funny." 43 00:03:01,222 --> 00:03:04,142 Time magazine released an article about Bill Cosby. 44 00:03:04,225 --> 00:03:06,686 The headline said, "Fifty, Funny, and Filthy Rich," 45 00:03:06,769 --> 00:03:10,857 and I read that article and it was when I was looking at his face, 46 00:03:11,649 --> 00:03:13,568 before all that disgrace, 47 00:03:14,652 --> 00:03:16,487 that I looked and I said, "I could do that." 48 00:03:17,572 --> 00:03:20,825 I told my father and my father said, "Well, then just do it." 49 00:03:20,909 --> 00:03:22,535 I said, "Well, I wouldn't even know where to start," and he said, 50 00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:25,538 "Well, look in the phone book." It's before the internet, if you're young. 51 00:03:26,706 --> 00:03:29,626 We used to have a book with phone numbers in it. 52 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:42,889 My father found for me the local comedy club in Washington, D.C. 53 00:03:44,390 --> 00:03:45,808 I called 'em... 54 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:49,938 I found out when Open Mic night was, 55 00:03:50,605 --> 00:03:54,400 and I started to go there on Tuesday nights... and just watch. 56 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:56,778 And then one night I went on a weekend. 57 00:03:56,861 --> 00:03:59,656 I would-- I would get my money together and I would go to this comedy club 58 00:03:59,739 --> 00:04:02,700 and I would just watch these comedians, and sometimes... 59 00:04:03,451 --> 00:04:05,161 sometimes they would talk to me. 60 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:09,707 And I told one of the comedians after the show one night, I said, 61 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:12,043 "Man, I really wanna try to do this." 62 00:04:12,126 --> 00:04:14,504 And-- and he said, "Well..." He said... 63 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:17,423 He said, "If you wanna be a good comedian, 64 00:04:17,507 --> 00:04:18,967 you should know how to act." 65 00:04:19,425 --> 00:04:21,678 I said, "Why?" And he says, you know... 66 00:04:21,761 --> 00:04:23,054 He didn't explain it. 67 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:27,350 I said, "Okay," and I told my parents, 68 00:04:27,433 --> 00:04:33,022 and-- and this is how I came to find out about Duke Ellington. My mother, 69 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:35,400 she said, "There's a place you can go where you can learn to act 70 00:04:35,483 --> 00:04:39,320 right in Washington. It's a-- It's a high school." I said, "You mean I would... 71 00:04:39,404 --> 00:04:40,697 get out of Eastern?" 72 00:04:49,372 --> 00:04:52,500 The school year was already in full swing and Ellington has a policy that 73 00:04:52,583 --> 00:04:54,836 they don't let people just come in the middle of the year, 74 00:04:54,919 --> 00:04:58,548 but Lynda Gravatt was the head of the theater department at the time. 75 00:05:01,217 --> 00:05:05,013 Very graciously took a meeting with me and my mother, and... 76 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:08,808 I get emotional thinking about it. 77 00:05:11,019 --> 00:05:12,437 Anybody that went here? 78 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:16,482 [crowd cheers] 79 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:22,530 Remember what it was first like? 80 00:05:23,489 --> 00:05:26,868 -[audience members] Yes! Yes! -When you first walked through the door? 81 00:05:26,951 --> 00:05:29,954 It was in the afternoon, and everyone was in their arts classes, 82 00:05:30,038 --> 00:05:32,582 and the girls had tutus on, 83 00:05:33,416 --> 00:05:36,502 and everyone was weird, and walking around the hallway, like, you weren't sure 84 00:05:36,586 --> 00:05:38,671 where anyone was supposed to be, and you could hear people 85 00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:41,340 practicing their horns and shit all through the hallways. 86 00:05:41,966 --> 00:05:46,929 There was art bouncing off the walls, the minute I walked through the door, 87 00:05:47,013 --> 00:05:50,058 there was a gallery of-- of all these children's work 88 00:05:50,141 --> 00:05:52,226 and these pictures were amazing. 89 00:06:00,359 --> 00:06:01,819 My first thought... 90 00:06:02,111 --> 00:06:03,738 when I walked through that door: 91 00:06:04,072 --> 00:06:05,740 "I'm not good enough to be here. 92 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:07,116 I'm sure." 93 00:06:08,284 --> 00:06:11,162 And Miss Gravatt sat me down, she told me about the school, 94 00:06:11,245 --> 00:06:14,499 and you remember Miss Gravatt? She was very businesslike. 95 00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:16,584 But also very warm. 96 00:06:17,293 --> 00:06:19,921 She was intimidating, but palpably kind. 97 00:06:20,505 --> 00:06:23,716 She was a paradox of a human being. 98 00:06:24,884 --> 00:06:28,638 She gave me a date for an audition. 99 00:06:29,931 --> 00:06:33,101 My mother said, "Okay, Dave, it's on you." Now... 100 00:06:34,352 --> 00:06:35,853 Those of you who know me... 101 00:06:37,647 --> 00:06:39,690 know that I didn't prepare for that audition. 102 00:06:44,028 --> 00:06:46,239 That audition was like a-- a possession, 103 00:06:46,322 --> 00:06:48,950 it was just something that I was proud to have. 104 00:06:54,705 --> 00:06:57,375 But as the days got closer, I'm like, "Oh, my God, I gotta get-- 105 00:06:57,458 --> 00:07:00,002 I gotta get something together." I didn't even know how to do an audition, 106 00:07:00,128 --> 00:07:03,506 And I had never done it before, so I went and I said-- I said, "What do I need?" 107 00:07:03,589 --> 00:07:06,551 They said, "A monologue," I... So I looked up "monologue." 108 00:07:10,596 --> 00:07:13,933 And I went to the library, the MLK Library, this huge library, 109 00:07:14,016 --> 00:07:16,602 so I gotta find something, and I found a piece 110 00:07:17,603 --> 00:07:21,774 in one of those yellow script books, it was a monologue by Mark Twain 111 00:07:21,858 --> 00:07:24,152 called "The Judge's Spirited Woman." 112 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:26,946 And I learned it in a night. 113 00:07:28,531 --> 00:07:31,200 You know, it was not hard for me to memorize things. 114 00:07:32,493 --> 00:07:36,205 The next day, it was a Saturday, I think, and I came to the school, 115 00:07:37,331 --> 00:07:41,836 and they auditioned in what used to be this room-- the original... 116 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:44,505 theater, Duke Ellington School of the Arts. 117 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:49,051 And all the department heads sat in here, and the light's in your eyes, 118 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:53,848 and there's a bunch of kids who already go to the school, who come on Saturday, 119 00:07:53,931 --> 00:07:56,726 just to see... who might be coming. 120 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:03,232 And I talked to all these kids before I went in, and these kids 121 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:05,735 were nothing like the kids at Eastern. 122 00:08:05,818 --> 00:08:08,613 They were like them, but they were different, they were weird, 123 00:08:08,696 --> 00:08:12,909 funny, and self-deprecating, things like this. 124 00:08:15,953 --> 00:08:19,207 And I remember I came out on stage... 125 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:22,960 and I did my audition, 126 00:08:23,878 --> 00:08:29,175 and it was like... like, terrible. 127 00:08:30,718 --> 00:08:33,846 I-- I froze up in the beginning, I started, and then I said, 128 00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:37,475 "Wait a minute, I'm messing up, I'm gonna start again." [sighs] 129 00:08:37,558 --> 00:08:40,728 And I was nervous, and I was scared, and... and... 130 00:08:40,811 --> 00:08:43,397 in the middle of the audition, I'm in the middle of the monologue, 131 00:08:43,481 --> 00:08:47,151 uh, one of the teachers, Fred Lee, he said-- Fred Lee, he goes, 132 00:08:47,652 --> 00:08:48,861 "Okay, that's enough." 133 00:08:51,239 --> 00:08:53,616 I said, "Well, there's still a little more," he goes, "No, no, no, no, no... 134 00:08:53,699 --> 00:08:55,701 That is enough," he said. 135 00:09:01,165 --> 00:09:05,169 And I-- I can't tell you, like, I-- I was crushed. 136 00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:10,716 Uh... without saying his disapproval, I knew it stunk. 137 00:09:11,717 --> 00:09:13,928 And I was right. When I walked in here, I knew 138 00:09:14,011 --> 00:09:17,306 I wasn't good enough to go to this school. 139 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:20,434 And I thought to myself, "Ah, fuck this school, that's stupid anyway." 140 00:09:29,944 --> 00:09:35,825 In first-year theater, there's a question that they ask students from time to time. 141 00:09:36,325 --> 00:09:38,286 And it's a make-or-break question, and... 142 00:09:38,744 --> 00:09:40,871 And we ask this question, you don't know. 143 00:09:41,372 --> 00:09:42,915 And the question is this: 144 00:09:43,958 --> 00:09:45,793 They say, "Why do you wanna act?" 145 00:09:46,877 --> 00:09:47,962 Now... 146 00:09:48,045 --> 00:09:50,381 if you say anything like, "I wanna be a star," 147 00:09:50,464 --> 00:09:51,632 you're not... 148 00:09:52,008 --> 00:09:54,510 You're not gonna get in. I didn't know that. 149 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:58,598 And I figured I already blew the audition, so I told them the truth. 150 00:09:58,681 --> 00:10:01,058 He said, "Why do you wanna act?" "I don't." 151 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:05,438 That's what I said. 152 00:10:06,814 --> 00:10:08,482 And they said, "Well then, why are you here?" 153 00:10:08,566 --> 00:10:11,777 I said, "Because I wanna be a comedian and some comedian told me that if I wanna be 154 00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:14,697 a good comedian, I need to learn how to act." 155 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:16,949 And the teachers look at each other and go, 156 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:18,743 "Thank you very much," and I left. 157 00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:25,082 And I was walking down the hallway kicking rocks. 158 00:10:31,255 --> 00:10:34,425 It was a kid that already went here, his name was Ako Handy. 159 00:10:37,595 --> 00:10:40,139 And Ako said, "Hey, man, I listened to them talking about you." 160 00:10:40,222 --> 00:10:45,144 I said, "You did?" He said, "You're in." I said, "What?" He said, "You're in." 161 00:10:45,561 --> 00:10:47,021 But it didn't make any sense. 162 00:10:49,398 --> 00:10:52,401 Somehow we worked it out so that they gave me an early enrollment, 163 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:54,820 and I left Eastern within weeks of that, 164 00:10:55,446 --> 00:10:59,283 and I came to Duke Ellington and it was better than I could have ever imagined. 165 00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:08,250 I didn't have the suspicion that most new kids get. 166 00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:12,004 I was an oddity, a new toy, I was quirky, I wasn't a snappy dresser, 167 00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:14,131 I didn't really know what the fuck was going on, because 168 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,342 the crack epidemic itself was new to me 169 00:11:16,425 --> 00:11:19,678 and they were all refugees from their neighborhood schools. 170 00:11:33,317 --> 00:11:34,527 In the morning, 171 00:11:35,319 --> 00:11:39,073 we would have our academic classes, and then in the afternoon, 172 00:11:39,281 --> 00:11:41,742 we would have our arts classes. It was a long school day. 173 00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:45,746 We'd start at 8:30, we wouldn't leave here 'til five, sometimes 5:30. 174 00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:47,415 Whenever they saw fit. 175 00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:56,549 It's funny walking in here tonight, 176 00:11:57,341 --> 00:12:00,678 'cause I saw the Pride flags up, and I remember when I came here 177 00:12:00,761 --> 00:12:05,015 all those years ago, it's the first time I ever met a kid who was just, like, gay. 178 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:08,978 -It was never strange to us. -[woman in audience] That's right. 179 00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:11,480 Their sexuality or their gender identity 180 00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:15,317 was the least remarkable thing about 181 00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:18,696 a person that could dance as well as Roger Bellamy, or... 182 00:12:23,659 --> 00:12:26,036 There was no distinction between any of that. 183 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:29,248 Everybody was weird in their own way. 184 00:12:30,624 --> 00:12:34,837 And in a very strange way, because we spent so much time with one another. 185 00:12:35,379 --> 00:12:37,173 We helped raise... 186 00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:38,966 one another. 187 00:12:39,258 --> 00:12:42,219 There's a camaraderie between these students 188 00:12:42,678 --> 00:12:44,680 that I don't know that I've seen since 189 00:12:45,347 --> 00:12:49,143 I left this school. I can remember, and I won't say names, 190 00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:52,021 there was a student that went here 191 00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:54,773 that used to sell drugs. 192 00:12:56,984 --> 00:13:00,029 It wasn't just a student, but this particular guy... 193 00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:08,204 This particular guy did the cardinal no-no on the streets. He did what they call 194 00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:11,874 "not making your roll," which meant he got some drugs on consignment 195 00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:14,460 and he didn't pay whoever gave him the drugs back. 196 00:13:14,543 --> 00:13:16,545 And whoever gave him those drugs had declared, 197 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:20,466 "I'm gonna come to that school, and I'm gonna kill you," he said. 198 00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:23,010 And my man was scared, 199 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,346 and word got around, 200 00:13:25,846 --> 00:13:27,014 around school, 201 00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:29,016 that the goons was coming. 202 00:13:30,809 --> 00:13:36,565 And by the time the goons showed up, every dude that went to this school: 203 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,317 gay, straight, whatever the fuck, 204 00:13:38,692 --> 00:13:42,947 was all standing out front, they say, "You'll have to kill all of us." 205 00:13:44,281 --> 00:13:46,033 And who was in front of all of 'em? 206 00:13:46,825 --> 00:13:49,578 Roger Bellamy with some leg warmers on like this. 207 00:14:14,061 --> 00:14:17,856 I started making friends that are still my friends to this very day. 208 00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:19,441 Life-long friends. 209 00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:27,241 As I get older, I appreciate my teachers more and more. 210 00:14:27,324 --> 00:14:30,661 But to tell you the truth, I appreciated them then. 211 00:14:32,496 --> 00:14:36,333 Teacher salaries, you know, not necessarily what it should be. 212 00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:39,837 And when I think about that, 213 00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:43,632 juxtaposed to the dedication 214 00:14:44,091 --> 00:14:47,219 that the teachers, the time they would spend with me, the way they would notice, 215 00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:50,139 "Are you okay? Is everything all right? You look sad today." 216 00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:52,725 Any little thing, like a family member would. 217 00:14:53,642 --> 00:14:57,855 And they fostered an environment of almost absolute trust, 218 00:14:58,480 --> 00:14:59,982 like your parents. 219 00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:05,321 There's two lectures that I got at school 220 00:15:06,488 --> 00:15:08,741 that changed the way I do comedy. 221 00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:12,244 That like... turned the light switch on. 222 00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:13,787 It was two teachers: 223 00:15:15,539 --> 00:15:16,665 Donal Leace. 224 00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:22,922 Donal Leace, may he rest in peace. 225 00:15:23,839 --> 00:15:27,718 Maybe one of the single best educators that I've ever met in my life. 226 00:15:29,803 --> 00:15:35,100 He had a demeanor about himself that demanded excellence from his students. 227 00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:39,438 He would tell us incredible stories that I didn't believe. He claimed... 228 00:15:39,521 --> 00:15:43,651 in one class, the song "Killing Him Softly" was about him. 229 00:15:45,527 --> 00:15:47,988 I was like, "Nah, nigga, not you." 230 00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:54,411 He told me he knew Donny Hathaway and Roberta Flack and all these people. 231 00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:56,080 These D.C. legends. 232 00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:59,291 He's a humble man, but he really demanded excellence. 233 00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:05,714 And he gave us a lecture once on a concept called polarization. 234 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,093 Polarization meaning the-- the idea that 235 00:16:09,176 --> 00:16:13,347 if you can make everybody look at the same thing 236 00:16:13,722 --> 00:16:18,268 at the same time, that their rational mind will decrease, 237 00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:21,188 and their emotional response will increase. 238 00:16:21,271 --> 00:16:24,775 He said, "That's how audiences work, that's how mobs work, 239 00:16:24,858 --> 00:16:29,113 that's how you make a person lose themself in the crowd." 240 00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:31,615 I got it. 241 00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:34,618 As he was saying this, he would hold a stapler in his hand, 242 00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:36,912 it was a good lecture. He said, "Everyone focus on the stapler," 243 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,664 and he would explain to us what polarization is 244 00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:40,040 as we're all looking at this stapler, 245 00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:42,876 and then he'd scream, "Hah!" And everyone would jump, "Oh!" 246 00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:47,089 He said, "What're you scared of?" "Oh, shit, that works." 247 00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:53,512 And ever since he did that lecture, I listened in his class intently. 248 00:16:53,595 --> 00:16:56,390 He was one of the only guys that I would always get straight As from 249 00:16:56,473 --> 00:17:02,521 because I worked very hard, not to get his approval, but to avoid his disapproval. 250 00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:05,607 When we were coming up, 251 00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:09,695 they had a thing called juries. I don't know, do they still do juries? 252 00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:15,075 Juries is when all the department heads give you a piece to work on, 253 00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:19,079 and they sit there, and they make you perform the piece, 254 00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:22,416 and the criticism is brutal. 255 00:17:24,334 --> 00:17:25,627 And we were kids. 256 00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:30,883 We didn't understand that they were preparing us for a hard world ahead 257 00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:35,345 if you wanted a profession in art. They would tear us to shreds. 258 00:17:37,264 --> 00:17:38,682 Just the stress... 259 00:17:39,683 --> 00:17:42,895 The stress of a jury. And man, I never practiced. 260 00:17:46,982 --> 00:17:48,317 'Cause I didn't wanna act. 261 00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:53,363 At an improv class, a teacher named Geraldine Gillstrap told me 262 00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:56,533 that she should-- I should stop doing funny pieces. 263 00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:59,369 That I should try to stretch myself artistically. 264 00:17:59,703 --> 00:18:03,916 And maybe had more in me than comedy. And at the time, I took offense to that. 265 00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:08,337 So because she said that, after school that very night, 266 00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:12,007 I went to the comedy club, and for the first time I signed the list, 267 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:15,260 and I waited, and I got on, and I killed it. 268 00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:17,304 Killed it. 269 00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:26,355 Must have been 35 years ago, night after night, I killed it. 270 00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:29,316 I'd show up with the bag of tricks that I learned at school, 271 00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:33,195 and I would dominate adults on a regular basis. 272 00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,367 Couldn't wait to get out of D.C. 273 00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:41,912 When I was 17, I moved to New York 274 00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:44,456 and lit that comedy scene up. 275 00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:47,709 I was obviously talented. You'll hear stories about people saying 276 00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:51,630 that I discovered Dave Chappelle. That's like saying you discovered sunshine. 277 00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:55,509 I was shining on everybody. 278 00:19:01,431 --> 00:19:06,186 And when I got in that professional world, I was oddly prepared. 279 00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:09,940 I had a sense of professionalism, I showed up on time, 280 00:19:10,023 --> 00:19:14,611 I did the things that I learned in school to do. Just the basics. 281 00:19:14,945 --> 00:19:20,868 My... career didn't have any direction 'cause I was still so young. 282 00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:27,166 And that didn't change for many years. It didn't change until, uh... 283 00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:30,169 my girlfriend at the time, now my wife, told me she was pregnant, 284 00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:34,047 and I was like, "You know what? I should really start taking this seriously." 285 00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:43,307 And when she told me that, before the baby was born, I'd done my first HBO special, 286 00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:48,020 and then-- and then I went to work on a sketch comedy show idea I had, and-- 287 00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:51,231 and-- and The Chappelle Show came out 288 00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:55,235 when my son was still maybe 18 months-year old. 289 00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:00,115 And I bet on myself. 290 00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:04,536 I took less money. I took less money, I remember that, 291 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:05,996 so I could do what I wanted to do. 292 00:20:06,079 --> 00:20:09,374 I said, "You don't have to pay me that much, but you can't ever tell me... 293 00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:12,169 You can't ever tell me that I can't do what I wanna do." 294 00:20:12,502 --> 00:20:16,590 And I did the first season, I'll tell you, for $300,000. 295 00:20:17,257 --> 00:20:20,761 Which sounds like a lot of money, but-- but-- but-- but-- but... 296 00:20:27,684 --> 00:20:30,520 It was a rare experience in my life, because it was the first time 297 00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:32,564 that I did something that was so successful 298 00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:34,816 that I knew I had exceeded the expectations. 299 00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:38,403 I was more successful than I felt like I was supposed to be. 300 00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:39,738 They didn't plan on that. 301 00:20:40,155 --> 00:20:41,490 The second season... 302 00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:46,078 came out, and it was a juggernaut, and-- and-- and... 303 00:20:46,161 --> 00:20:49,539 and then, I remember this was the single best day of my career, 304 00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:53,043 the Rick James episode of Chappelle Show had come out... 305 00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:01,843 People were going crazy about the Rick James episode at the same time 306 00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:06,431 the-- the DVD for Season 1 of Chappelle Show dropped. It was the first time any 307 00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:09,559 television show had ever been sold off air. 308 00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:12,896 And it sold a million copies in the first day. It was unheard of. 309 00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:16,858 To this day, nothing has sold more than Chappelle Show. 310 00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:20,821 It's still on the Top Ten in Netflix. 311 00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:25,951 All those great things happened, and my contract was up. 312 00:21:26,034 --> 00:21:29,997 Clearly... Clearly, I was about to be rich. 313 00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:38,630 I'll spare you all the details of why it didn't work out. 314 00:21:40,215 --> 00:21:41,508 But it didn't work out. 315 00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:46,638 And I ended up doing something that no one had ever seen before, including myself. 316 00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:49,975 Maybe Prince is the only other guy that I've seen do this, 317 00:21:50,058 --> 00:21:55,314 where you just quit something that was popular when you're at the very top of it. 318 00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,608 Lucky for me, when I quit, I went to Africa, 319 00:21:58,692 --> 00:22:01,194 so there was a media storm that I didn't hear. 320 00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:05,449 By the time I got back, everyone was just lookin' at me crazy. 321 00:22:08,243 --> 00:22:10,454 That was a very difficult decision to make. 322 00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:14,708 The entire world told me I was crazy, but I-- I was sure... 323 00:22:14,791 --> 00:22:21,715 I was sure I was being true to myself and to something that I learned at Ellington. 324 00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:31,641 I'm one of those comedians that thought of himself as an artist. 325 00:22:32,434 --> 00:22:35,103 I was enamored by what the genre could do. 326 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:38,982 It was like... the pictures that I could paint with words, and 327 00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:42,027 the way I could engage with audiences. I understood as it was happening, 328 00:22:42,110 --> 00:22:45,113 I was very lucky to be able to do this. 329 00:22:45,655 --> 00:22:46,907 And I protected that. 330 00:22:47,616 --> 00:22:49,242 And I knew that if I took the money, 331 00:22:49,326 --> 00:22:51,244 they would expect me to behave differently, 332 00:22:51,745 --> 00:22:55,457 and I wasn't willing to accept that, so I quit. 333 00:22:56,833 --> 00:23:00,253 And when I quit, it was a very difficult time in my life, 334 00:23:00,337 --> 00:23:04,091 that I'll spare you the details, but man, fuck show business. It was tough. 335 00:23:05,592 --> 00:23:08,470 And then one day I was in Panama City, Panama, 336 00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:11,014 and I was in a hotel, 337 00:23:12,182 --> 00:23:16,436 and I looked at the lobby, there was a-- a painting of Abraham Lincoln. 338 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:20,732 Was-- And then-- I would look closer, it wasn't a painting, it was all pennies, 339 00:23:20,816 --> 00:23:26,071 just pennies on a black canvas, arranged into the face of Abraham Lincoln. 340 00:23:26,154 --> 00:23:28,698 And I asked the guy, I said, "How much is that painting worth?" 341 00:23:28,782 --> 00:23:30,826 He said, "$600,000, sir." 342 00:23:31,493 --> 00:23:33,787 And I looked at the pennies that made up the painting, 343 00:23:33,870 --> 00:23:36,331 and I was like, "That's like, $300 worth of pennies." 344 00:23:42,504 --> 00:23:44,339 Lightbulb went in my head. 345 00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:47,592 I realized the value of art. 346 00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:52,430 Some of the biggest wars and crimes and scams in history 347 00:23:52,514 --> 00:23:54,599 were financed through the theft of art. 348 00:23:54,683 --> 00:23:58,603 Art is a powerful commodity. 349 00:23:58,895 --> 00:24:05,527 An artist, if you're good at it, should never behave as a commodity. 350 00:24:06,194 --> 00:24:07,571 It's a tough one. 351 00:24:16,788 --> 00:24:18,165 And then I gave up. 352 00:24:19,332 --> 00:24:22,627 'Cause it-- I said, "Oh-- you know, this is probably it." 353 00:24:22,919 --> 00:24:27,007 I accepted the fact that the career I thought I was gonna have was over, but, 354 00:24:27,340 --> 00:24:31,553 I started to rediscover just my art for its own sake. 355 00:24:31,928 --> 00:24:35,307 I would go to comedy clubs and I'd work for way less money than I ever had, 356 00:24:35,390 --> 00:24:38,351 and I enjoyed it more than any of the work I ever did. 357 00:24:38,435 --> 00:24:41,730 It was probably the best work I'll ever do. 358 00:24:41,813 --> 00:24:43,607 'Cause it was so honest. 359 00:24:44,232 --> 00:24:46,151 It was so sincere. There was no media, 360 00:24:46,234 --> 00:24:48,737 there was no studio, there was no scrutiny, 361 00:24:48,820 --> 00:24:53,116 just me and the crowds. And I did it night after night, and slowly but surely 362 00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:57,746 the crowds got bigger and bigger, and then suddenly people started to notice. 363 00:24:57,829 --> 00:25:00,749 In post, I would say, "Dave Chappelle has the tour of the year." 364 00:25:01,291 --> 00:25:06,171 And again, and then the year after that, and then the year after that. 365 00:25:09,424 --> 00:25:10,675 And then, 366 00:25:11,885 --> 00:25:13,303 Lorne Michaels 367 00:25:14,679 --> 00:25:16,848 asked me to do Saturday Night Live. 368 00:25:17,515 --> 00:25:19,643 And it wasn't just like he asked me, 369 00:25:20,393 --> 00:25:23,104 he was courtin' me, I didn't even know it, he gave me this whole long speech, 370 00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:26,441 and I was like, "All right." And then I read some book about Lorne Michaels 371 00:25:26,524 --> 00:25:30,362 starting Saturday Night Live, and I read the speech that he gave Richard Pryor 372 00:25:30,445 --> 00:25:33,281 when he wanted him to host the show, and I said, "Holy shit, 373 00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:35,492 that's the same shit he said to me!" 374 00:25:39,204 --> 00:25:40,372 And I did it. 375 00:25:40,705 --> 00:25:43,750 And that was an enormous amount of pressure, it had been 12 years 376 00:25:43,833 --> 00:25:47,295 since I'd been on television, or since I'd even talked to the media, 377 00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:52,634 and I remember I signed my Netflix contract on my way to my mark 378 00:25:52,717 --> 00:25:56,680 for the monologue. If you do live television, they count down every second, 379 00:25:56,763 --> 00:25:58,932 "30 seconds..." "Are you sure this contract is good?" 380 00:25:59,015 --> 00:26:01,685 "It's good, just sign the papers..." "22 seconds..." 381 00:26:01,768 --> 00:26:03,687 "Aw, nigga, you better not be trickin' me." 382 00:26:06,773 --> 00:26:09,651 Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one, 383 00:26:09,734 --> 00:26:12,654 I walked out on that stage, and I killed it. 384 00:26:12,737 --> 00:26:16,783 It was natural. It was nothing. It was easy work. 385 00:26:18,201 --> 00:26:19,911 Got an Emmy for that one, too. 386 00:26:20,704 --> 00:26:25,000 First Emmy I won. And when I walked on the stage 387 00:26:26,501 --> 00:26:28,420 after being in the cold for so long, 388 00:26:28,503 --> 00:26:30,297 for the first time when I walked on the stage, I'm like, 389 00:26:30,380 --> 00:26:33,675 "Damn, nigga, I just made 60 million dollars." 390 00:26:33,758 --> 00:26:35,176 That's what I thought to myself. 391 00:26:36,386 --> 00:26:38,138 It's been great ever since. 392 00:26:45,061 --> 00:26:48,523 And really I could do these specials like Steph Curry, I be shooting from inside, 393 00:26:48,606 --> 00:26:52,152 outside, all night. It's been great ever since. 394 00:26:54,863 --> 00:26:57,991 A lot of my friends are athletes, and I never could understand 395 00:26:58,074 --> 00:26:59,492 what it would feel like 396 00:27:00,201 --> 00:27:05,206 to only have a limited amount of time to be great. You got 20 years to be the best, 397 00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:09,836 or 30 years to be the best, but when you do art, you could be great 398 00:27:10,545 --> 00:27:13,673 whenever the will decides that you're great. 399 00:27:15,508 --> 00:27:17,761 And I feel very lucky for that. 400 00:27:18,636 --> 00:27:20,472 And I never forgot this school. 401 00:27:20,805 --> 00:27:22,182 I've always come back, 402 00:27:23,266 --> 00:27:27,604 checked in. One of my favorite honors was doing the commencement at Ellington. 403 00:27:28,188 --> 00:27:30,398 Listen, I can't even remember what year it is. 404 00:27:31,358 --> 00:27:34,944 I just remember they cheered for me when I came out, I wasn't a big star, 405 00:27:35,028 --> 00:27:39,032 but I was their star, and I felt like I was home. 406 00:27:44,871 --> 00:27:46,498 After I did Lorne Michaels, 407 00:27:46,915 --> 00:27:49,376 I mean, after I did Saturday Night Live, Lorne Michaels said something that 408 00:27:49,459 --> 00:27:52,712 I gotta share with you. He goes, "You went to Peggy Cafritz's school, 409 00:27:52,796 --> 00:27:57,342 didn't you?" That's what he said. I said, "I did," and he said... he said-- 410 00:27:57,425 --> 00:27:59,219 I wanted to say this on Saturday Night Live. He goes, 411 00:27:59,302 --> 00:28:00,887 "Tell her I owe her money." 412 00:28:07,060 --> 00:28:08,061 You know, 413 00:28:09,104 --> 00:28:12,857 I never asked to have this theater named after me. 414 00:28:13,900 --> 00:28:15,360 Peggy asked me. 415 00:28:16,236 --> 00:28:18,947 She was ailing, and I went to her house to visit her. 416 00:28:19,030 --> 00:28:22,075 And she said, "I want you to put your name on the school," she said, 417 00:28:22,158 --> 00:28:24,786 "It would help us raise money for the school," and to me, it was like, 418 00:28:24,869 --> 00:28:28,289 I felt like I'm a little young for that, and I'm still kind of using the name, 419 00:28:28,373 --> 00:28:29,416 you know what I mean? 420 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:34,629 Let's see what I do with it first! You never know... 421 00:28:34,712 --> 00:28:37,757 Like, imagine if O.J. had named his son O.J. Junior. 422 00:28:38,716 --> 00:28:40,093 "Oh, Dad!" 423 00:28:48,935 --> 00:28:54,107 And around then, I was receiving the Mark Twain Prize. Huge honor... 424 00:28:54,649 --> 00:28:56,693 -And... -[audience applauds] 425 00:28:58,987 --> 00:29:02,490 And the next day, all the artists that came to honor me, 426 00:29:02,574 --> 00:29:05,201 the Bradley Coopers and Chris Tuckers, and all these great people who 427 00:29:05,285 --> 00:29:08,872 came to Ellington and they taught master classes for the students. 428 00:29:13,418 --> 00:29:15,962 And Peggy Cooper Cafritz, 429 00:29:17,255 --> 00:29:19,007 as sick as she was, 430 00:29:19,883 --> 00:29:23,803 got out of her bed, so she could be with her babies. 431 00:29:24,512 --> 00:29:25,889 She never left us. 432 00:29:26,723 --> 00:29:31,936 So I did it. So, you know, whatever you wanna do, if I can help, 433 00:29:32,812 --> 00:29:33,897 I'll do it. 434 00:29:35,356 --> 00:29:36,649 Now I have to tell you: 435 00:29:37,025 --> 00:29:39,277 if you quit a show like Chappelle Show, 436 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:42,614 I don't know if you know what happens to you professionally, 437 00:29:42,697 --> 00:29:44,491 but I'll tell you what doesn't happen. They don't just say, 438 00:29:44,574 --> 00:29:46,785 "Well, good luck in your future endeavors." 439 00:29:49,370 --> 00:29:51,414 With that media, they beat me up. 440 00:29:52,123 --> 00:29:55,084 With their power, they tried to make me behave, it's-- 441 00:29:55,168 --> 00:29:58,213 -it-- it takes a strong person... -[audience member] Yeah. 442 00:29:58,296 --> 00:30:02,175 ...to stand out in the cold like that, and I swear to God, 443 00:30:02,258 --> 00:30:07,138 so much of the strength I got to do that, the inner warmth I got to do that, 444 00:30:07,222 --> 00:30:10,016 I learned in this school, 445 00:30:10,308 --> 00:30:13,645 and from my friends who helped raise me. 446 00:30:18,399 --> 00:30:21,444 So why wouldn't... I'd do anything I could 447 00:30:22,946 --> 00:30:24,364 to help my benefactor. 448 00:30:26,157 --> 00:30:27,992 And the last time I came back, 449 00:30:28,910 --> 00:30:30,370 after The Closer, 450 00:30:31,621 --> 00:30:33,540 when the kids were mad at me, 451 00:30:36,292 --> 00:30:38,503 I got to tell you, that was quite the day. 452 00:30:40,046 --> 00:30:42,715 All the kids was screaming and yelling, I remember, I said to the kids, I go, 453 00:30:42,799 --> 00:30:45,051 "Well, okay, well what do you guys think I did wrong?" 454 00:30:45,134 --> 00:30:46,719 And a line formed. 455 00:30:57,146 --> 00:31:01,276 These kids said everything about gender, and this and that and the other, 456 00:31:01,359 --> 00:31:04,237 but they didn't say anything about art. 457 00:31:04,571 --> 00:31:06,614 And this is my biggest gripe 458 00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:10,535 with this whole controversy with The Closer: that you cannot report 459 00:31:10,618 --> 00:31:15,707 on an artist's work, and remove artistic nuance from his words. 460 00:31:20,795 --> 00:31:23,381 It would be like if you were reading a newspaper and they say, 461 00:31:23,464 --> 00:31:27,969 "Man Shot in the Face by a Six-Foot Rabbit Expected to Survive," you'd be like 462 00:31:28,052 --> 00:31:31,556 "Oh, my God," and they never tell you it's a Bugs Bunny cartoon. 463 00:31:44,777 --> 00:31:49,032 I took a lot of cold shots... in show business. 464 00:31:49,324 --> 00:31:52,952 And I gotta tell you, as the years go on, you feel the shots less and less. 465 00:31:53,036 --> 00:31:55,288 "Ah, it's just the business," is what you say. 466 00:31:55,371 --> 00:31:58,041 But that one, that day, 467 00:31:58,499 --> 00:32:00,335 boy, that day they hurt me. 468 00:32:00,793 --> 00:32:04,923 When I heard those talking points coming out of these children's faces, 469 00:32:05,006 --> 00:32:08,134 that really, sincerely, hurt me. 470 00:32:08,217 --> 00:32:11,012 Because I know those kids didn't come up with those words, 471 00:32:11,095 --> 00:32:13,806 I've heard those words before. 472 00:32:20,063 --> 00:32:25,276 The more you say I can't say something, the more urgent it is for me to say it. 473 00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:28,696 And it has nothing to do with what you're saying I can't say. 474 00:32:28,780 --> 00:32:32,700 It has everything to do with my right, my freedom... 475 00:32:33,409 --> 00:32:35,119 of artistic expression. 476 00:32:36,579 --> 00:32:38,539 That is valuable to me. 477 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:40,959 That is not severed from me. 478 00:32:41,709 --> 00:32:44,003 It's worth protecting for me, 479 00:32:44,087 --> 00:32:47,048 and it's worth protecting for everyone else 480 00:32:47,131 --> 00:32:51,177 who endeavors in our noble, noble professions. 481 00:32:51,594 --> 00:32:53,137 And these kids... 482 00:32:54,430 --> 00:32:59,143 And these kids didn't understand that they were instruments... 483 00:32:59,894 --> 00:33:01,771 instruments of oppression. 484 00:33:01,854 --> 00:33:05,441 And I didn't get mad at them. They're kids. They're freshmen. 485 00:33:05,525 --> 00:33:06,693 They're not ready yet. 486 00:33:07,777 --> 00:33:08,987 They don't know. 487 00:33:10,113 --> 00:33:11,614 What made me mad... 488 00:33:12,949 --> 00:33:14,242 and I am this petty... 489 00:33:20,540 --> 00:33:21,874 I ain't sayin' names. 490 00:33:23,167 --> 00:33:26,462 One of the kid's mother went on Fox News, 491 00:33:27,714 --> 00:33:30,550 and she used to be a student here, I remember her face 492 00:33:30,633 --> 00:33:33,511 but I don't know if she was particularly popular. Anyway. 493 00:33:43,688 --> 00:33:46,149 She was in the Literary Media Arts department. 494 00:33:47,692 --> 00:33:51,070 She said a lot of things that I didn't like, lot of things. 495 00:33:51,154 --> 00:33:53,239 But, you know, that's her right. 496 00:33:54,490 --> 00:33:57,618 The thing she said that got to me, 497 00:33:58,202 --> 00:34:02,165 she said, "At Duke Ellington, that theater was a sanctuary for students. 498 00:34:02,248 --> 00:34:05,334 I used to sit there and meditate." Well, of course you'd meditate. 499 00:34:05,418 --> 00:34:08,129 You were a Literary Media Arts student. 500 00:34:10,590 --> 00:34:14,177 We didn't meditate in here. We got to work. But, okay, fine. 501 00:34:15,178 --> 00:34:17,472 "I would sit in there and meditate," she said. 502 00:34:26,647 --> 00:34:29,984 And then she scrunched her face up. She's a beautiful woman, 503 00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:33,029 but her face looked hideous, the way she scrunched it up, 504 00:34:34,030 --> 00:34:36,657 and she said, "And just to imagine... 505 00:34:36,991 --> 00:34:41,621 his name... on that theater. 506 00:34:42,705 --> 00:34:45,666 How could you do that to those kids?" 507 00:34:53,007 --> 00:34:53,841 Listen. 508 00:34:56,052 --> 00:34:57,887 No matter what they said about The Closer, 509 00:34:57,970 --> 00:35:00,556 it was still the most-watched special in the world. 510 00:35:06,729 --> 00:35:10,483 And I am still of the mind, and I say this with all humility, 511 00:35:10,566 --> 00:35:15,571 it is a masterpiece, and I challenge all my p-- my peers-- to make its equal. 512 00:35:15,947 --> 00:35:18,741 They cannot. I am sure. 513 00:35:24,205 --> 00:35:29,752 It will be decades before you ever see someone in my genre 514 00:35:29,836 --> 00:35:34,715 as proficient as me. I am maybe a once-in-a-lifetime talent. 515 00:35:35,383 --> 00:35:36,884 I am telling you the truth. 516 00:35:44,308 --> 00:35:47,145 About three weeks ago I saw in the newspaper that a man, 517 00:35:47,228 --> 00:35:49,689 they said a man that was dressed in women's clothing, 518 00:35:49,772 --> 00:35:53,442 threw a-- a pie at the Mona Lisa and tried to deface it. 519 00:35:53,526 --> 00:35:56,362 And-- and it made me laugh, 'cause I'm like, "It's like The Closer." 520 00:36:05,872 --> 00:36:11,460 I said it to the kids that day: if you have a better idea, then express it. 521 00:36:11,878 --> 00:36:15,214 And you can beat me. It's that easy. 522 00:36:15,298 --> 00:36:17,300 If you have more talent than me, 523 00:36:17,383 --> 00:36:20,386 then display it and you can beat me 524 00:36:20,469 --> 00:36:24,015 with certainty. This is what our genre is about. 525 00:36:25,474 --> 00:36:30,021 The idea that my name will be turned into 526 00:36:30,479 --> 00:36:34,775 a-- a-- a instrument of someone else's perceived oppression 527 00:36:34,859 --> 00:36:36,944 is untenable to me. 528 00:36:37,361 --> 00:36:40,156 The fact that if my name was on this theater, and a kid 529 00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:43,910 that walked through that door would feel anything other than pride in his school 530 00:36:43,993 --> 00:36:47,205 and in their endeavors, that's untenable to me. 531 00:36:48,372 --> 00:36:50,124 So on Friday, I decided... 532 00:36:52,043 --> 00:36:54,170 that I don't want my name on the school. 533 00:36:55,046 --> 00:36:56,088 Hear me out. 534 00:36:57,423 --> 00:37:00,384 The Ellington family is my family. 535 00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:03,888 When this controversy came out, and students were angry, 536 00:37:03,971 --> 00:37:05,348 at the height of their anger, 537 00:37:05,431 --> 00:37:07,850 they said, "We still wanna name the theater after you." 538 00:37:08,309 --> 00:37:12,188 They taught the kids about the nuance of art and activism. 539 00:37:12,939 --> 00:37:17,401 And to-- I feel a great deal of success, and it came around. 540 00:37:17,652 --> 00:37:21,781 So it's not that they did not wanna give this to me, they're still my family. 541 00:37:22,114 --> 00:37:24,617 And, I'm not gonna say I don't want it. 542 00:37:25,576 --> 00:37:27,411 I'm gonna say I'll defer it. 543 00:37:28,037 --> 00:37:30,206 Rather than give this theater my name, 544 00:37:30,498 --> 00:37:33,960 I would like to give these students my message. 545 00:37:34,835 --> 00:37:35,920 To them. 546 00:37:37,797 --> 00:37:44,428 So it is with great honor, that I unveil the new name of this theater, 547 00:37:44,512 --> 00:37:47,306 the Jerrod Carmichael Theater. I'm just kidding, I'm just kiddin'... 548 00:37:47,390 --> 00:37:50,142 I'm just kiddin'. I'm totally joking. 549 00:37:51,352 --> 00:37:53,521 Uh, let me see if I can get this here. 550 00:37:54,021 --> 00:37:56,190 This theater should be called... 551 00:37:59,568 --> 00:38:02,905 The Theater for Artistic Freedom and Expression. 552 00:38:04,407 --> 00:38:06,242 I want that for myself, 553 00:38:06,325 --> 00:38:09,620 and I want it for every student that's educated at this school. 554 00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:14,417 And when and if you are ever ready, 555 00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:18,254 you can put my name right on top of that. 556 00:38:18,629 --> 00:38:22,383 I love you, Duke Ellington, thank you very much. Thank you very much. 557 00:38:23,426 --> 00:38:24,719 Thank you very much. 558 00:38:27,430 --> 00:38:32,393 Ladies and gentlemen, it is my pleasure to bring off his new album Leace Renewed, 559 00:38:32,476 --> 00:38:36,188 the first single "Flow to You," give it up for the best-hitter 560 00:38:36,272 --> 00:38:38,941 history teacher in the world, Mr. Leace. 561 00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:40,735 [laughter from class] 562 00:38:43,904 --> 00:38:47,491 [Mr. Leace and students singing] 563 00:39:06,469 --> 00:39:09,889 [students begin clapping] 564 00:39:22,818 --> 00:39:24,111 Come on! Here we go. 565 00:39:32,912 --> 00:39:39,543 [all clapping] 566 00:39:40,753 --> 00:39:43,756 That's the show! I'll see you next year! 567 00:39:44,256 --> 00:39:48,344 -[whispering] Bitches. -[all laugh] 568 00:39:48,928 --> 00:39:54,725 [announcer] This is protected by the red, the black, and the green 569 00:39:54,809 --> 00:39:58,187 at the crossroad with a key! 47607

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