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Colette's having a gender
reveal party!
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I've noticed a big difference in you
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since you started running that cafe.
Thank you, Vincent.
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You'd better watch yourself.
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A woman may take a lover.
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This is a good home
and I'm going to be a good mother.
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Is that cos I'm a psycho?
Yes.
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Colette's upset
and I want to fix it.
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I would like to thank my beautiful
man Darren for saving the day
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wi my gorgeous new pram.
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It's a girl!
No, that's definitely a man.
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Look at me!
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The master of my own wee domain.
I love it.
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You OK there, or do you need
anything else?
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BELL RINGS
Every time the bell on that door
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rings, it's a well-kent face
bringing some joy.
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Can I drink in here? No, Vonny -
for the last time, you can't.
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I'm joking. It's water.
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No, it's not. It's not?!
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I love everything about it.
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Except maybe for one wee thing.
She hates the flirting.
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I hate it when guys come in
and flirt with me. Humblebrag.
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I just get so embarrassed.
Who hates flirting?
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How was the affair? Vonny!
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Apparently, there's one
particular regular down the cafe
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that wants Laura's body for brunch.
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I just thought I would never see
the day when sweet,
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innocent Laura Scott would go
extramarital.
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There's this one guy who keeps
trying it on. It's NOT an affair.
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An affair in all but name.
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He's going to smash you like
one of your avocados. Ah!
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As if you would ever dream of it.
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Is he good in bed, though?
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Vonny! People can hear you!
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OK, just one more question.
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Do you think he's good looking?
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Look, I really... Look at your
wee face!
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You do! Oh, she's snagged a looker.
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SHE MOUTHS WORDS
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LAUGHTER
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Drama, gossip, intrigue, sex.
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A part of civilian life
I can actually get my teeth into.
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I'm going to ask him
if he wants to get off with you.
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There is no shame in a bit
of secret lust.
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Stop it. I am not interested.
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But don't you think he looks...a
little bit like Ryan Reynolds?
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Just, just... Oh, my God, now you
mention it, yes.
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OK, I'm going to go and tell Henry
that the marriage is over.
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Oh, God, no, don't tell Henry
anything.
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That's the last thing I need.
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You know Colette would just bat this
guy
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away with a cheeky wee line
or a wee bit of sass.
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Why don't I have any sass?
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OK, I will sort out Ryan Reynolds.
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No-one makes my Laura feel
awkward and embarrassed.
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Except me.
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No, no. This is my place
and I am the boss.
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I will deal with it myself.
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When I'm ready.
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Darren, can I ask you something?
Aye.
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Who would you say that we, as a
couple, have inspired recently?
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Erm...
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I prefer aye or no kind of
questions.
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Like, loads of people.
Who, though?
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Like, who specifically
have we inspired?
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Erm...
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Jim. Jim who?
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Jim...
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..Brom...bratton.
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Jim Brombratton?
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Did you just make up a guy?
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I panicked.
I don't know where this is going.
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Oh, did I tell you that
Lynn Weir one's pregnant?
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A million times. Cannae see green
cheese, that one.
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Aye. Climbed a Munro
at the weekend.
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Aye, all the comments on her
posts are inspiring this
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and inspiring that. Lynn Weir.
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Isnae just her. There's
this lassie I follow on the gram -
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she's seven months pregnant,
she's doing yoga on the beach,
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modelling underwear,
mountain climbing. Look.
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She's amazing.
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Wow. Eh, excuse me.
The chin-ups.
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I mean, that's good going. I know.
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See, I see her and it makes me want
to inspire people in the same way.
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Do you think I could be an
inspiration
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to all the pregnant
women out there?
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Just say aye, Darren.
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Aye. Right.
Nae mare of this garbage.
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We are gonnae get our act together
and we are going to go out
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there to inspire and delight.
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Are you in? Oh, I'm in.
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I...am...in.
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Nae idea what I'm in for.
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Oh, aye?
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When Ryan Reynolds flirts
with me, I don't flirt back.
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And, yet, I still end up feeling
that I've done something wrong.
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And I'm taking my guilt
home with me.
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My man. My man!
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My one and only.
That's me.
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Do you remember how much I used
to love the smell of your shampoo
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when we first started going out?
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Aye, I do. Quid at
a Poundstretcher.
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I used to cuddle up to you in bed
at night just to smell your hair.
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Did you? Mm-hm.
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Would you like it if I started
doing that again?
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What, sniffing my napper while
I'm asleep?
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You knock yourself oot, hen!
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I'm just saying, I still love the
way you smell
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and everything else about you.
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What's going on?
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Why does something need to be going
on for me to be affectionate?
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I don't know. Did somebody
say something to you at work?
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Who said something to you in work?
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God, it's 20 questions in here!
Nobody said anything.
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What, all day?
Not one woman, not one guy?
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Yes, Jason, sometimes men come into
the cafe, too.
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Strangers, familiar faces.
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Sometimes faces that look like...
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Because everybody looks
like someone - you know?
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No. I don't know what's happening.
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Just because you happen
to chat back to them,
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it doesn't mean that...
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Well, it doesn't mean...
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Disnae mean...what?
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Let me smell your hair again.
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I'm acting like I'm having
an affair.
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I'm sitting on a dynamite tune
that needs a photo for the cover.
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We decided that we wanted
an image that expresses
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the eternal nature of motherhood
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to inspire all the other mammies oot
there to be mare amazing.
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Like me. Didn't we?
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Just say aye, Darren.
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Aye. Aye.
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And we'll see if Lynn Weir
and her mad bum-guzzling amorXXX
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have got anything to say when they
see my belly
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looking like a beacon of
hope on Facebook.
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An extensive Wild West wardrobe,
that wee cow said.
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I think we look amazing.
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What did I say I wanted
to look like?
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A carefree Wild West madman.
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Madam!
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A carefree Wild West madam,
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to pay tribute to the iconic women
of the past.
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Do these wee shorts no dae that?
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We look like the knock-off
Toy Story characters
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that people paint on the side of an
ice cream van.
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Is that a bad thing?
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Colette, listen.
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Let's gie it a wee chance.
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You've never taken a bad
photo in your life.
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Well, that's true.
Mm-hm. Hold my leg.
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SHUTTER CLICKS
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LAUGHTER
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We came to see if Jason could work
some of his Photoshop magic.
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I don't think you can Photoshop
your dignity back in.
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Is that a wean's boots you've got
on?
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We're gonnae need to up our game
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if we're going to inspire anybody,
Darren.
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Why are you always trying to impress
strangers?
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You're pregnant. Relax.
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Sitting on my arse
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isnae the kind of pregnancy
I'm going to have.
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I want to be oot achieving things.
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Och, away and fill up your
Dunkin' Donuts loyalty card then.
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It's this pregnant woman
I follow on Instagram.
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She's amazing, isn't she, Darren?
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Aye.
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DARREN SCOFFS
Amazing at being ugly.
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Beautiful save.
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Aye.
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Well, yesterday she was in
a waterfall
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wi a wee bikini on.
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Pull on a pair of water wings
and we'll fling you in the canal.
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There's waterfalls in Scotland,
Vincent.
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This social media carry on
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has drove you mental.
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Oh, here he goes, Captain Caveman.
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It's all garbage.
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Inspirational this, aspirational
that.
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There was a time when your life
was shite
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and you were happy wi it.
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You're going to make me greet with
this rose-tinted nostalgia, bro.
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I mean, do you seriously think
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there's people out there desperate
to see you
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hauf-scud in a waterfall?
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Aye.
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Other pregnant women are all sore
and knackered.
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They want to see me
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living my life to the full,
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to prove that it can be done.
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Darren, let's dae it.
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What we daein?
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Get me to a waterfall!
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Hey, hey, hey.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
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After...
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..we deal with the...
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..Henry situation.
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Oh.
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What Henry situation?
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I said to Vincent, poor Laura's got
herself in a state because this guy
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keeps flirting with her at the cafe.
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It's so funny.
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And he just ran straight
out the house.
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I need to prevent a disaster here,
but...
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..how do I tell him?
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So h-here's the thing, right?
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So here's what it is.
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I cannae believe it's came to this.
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Right.
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So that's...
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There's a guy coming
into the cafe firing into Laura.
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Bonnie grassed her into Vincent.
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What guy?
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We'll get to that.
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The point is,
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Henry,
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she hasnae shut it down yet.
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Oh, you know what she's like.
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She'll be being too nice about it,
trying not to...
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That's...That's no our understanding
of the situation.
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How, what's YOUR understanding?
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The conversation remains open.
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And if you don't dae something fast,
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her legs are gonnae be open.
Colette!
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That's not going to help.
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What did I tell you?
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A woman may take a lover.
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You need to be making more effort.
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I mean, have you seen
some of the guys you get now?
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What do you mean, guys you get now?
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In your time,
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being good looking just meant
that...
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..you wurnae pure howlin'.
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Even you were considered kind of
all-right-looking
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back in your day, bro.
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But compared to the guys you get
now? Oh!
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You're like Quasimodo or something.
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Perfect guys...everywhere.
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Abs all over their bodies,
all covered in tattoos.
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I mean, guys go to Turkey
for their teeth nowadays, mate.
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You can barely be bothered going to
Asda for your toothpaste.
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So what?!
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Do you think Laura would rather look
at them, or look at this?
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A big, generic, grey blob of
nothing.
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A big placeholder.
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A big Slender Man,
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a big Forrest Gump.
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Why am I just getting the pish
ripped oot me here?!
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Laura would never dae anything like
this. Agreed.
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Tell him who the guy looks like.
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It disnae matter who he looks like.
252
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How, who does he look like?
253
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Ryan Reynolds.
254
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Bastard!
255
00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:13,600
That IS a game changer.
256
00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:17,519
Ryan Reynolds is...
257
00:12:17,520 --> 00:12:20,239
..Laura's celebrity free pass.
258
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,559
We know.
259
00:12:21,560 --> 00:12:22,959
Laura and Ryan Reynolds,
260
00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:24,719
you and Nigella.
261
00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:26,959
My free pass is Stanley Tucci -
262
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gorgeous, brilliant man.
263
00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:30,999
And mine is Diana
264
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,839
out of the 1980s mini-series V.
265
00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:34,639
You know, the alien woman who could
266
00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:36,559
unhinge her jaw to swallow rats.
267
00:12:36,560 --> 00:12:39,200
She won't have to unhinge
her jaw much for you.
268
00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:42,799
Look, if this guy looks like
Ryan Reynolds,
269
00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:45,040
Laura fancies him - simple math.
270
00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:47,799
"Math"? Anyway,
271
00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:49,639
anyway, garbage.
272
00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:51,079
I trust Laura.
273
00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:53,159
And Beyonce trusted Jay-Z
274
00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:56,560
but he still ended up getting a
doing aff her sister in a lift.
275
00:12:57,520 --> 00:12:59,039
Laura's never done a job before
276
00:12:59,040 --> 00:13:00,919
where she's had to deal with
277
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dozens of guys every day.
278
00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:05,159
And what?
279
00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:08,719
Well, for all we know, she could be
like a wean in a sweetie shop.
280
00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:10,439
A sweetie shop
281
00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:12,000
full o' willies.
282
00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:15,799
You need to dae something, Henry.
283
00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:17,320
Noo.
284
00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:25,839
You know, Laura's been down in that
cafe for half the day now, bro.
285
00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:28,559
Difficult to resist
half a day's worth of urges.
286
00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:31,919
Vincent, I won't resist the urge
to boot you right out this motor!
287
00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:33,399
Drive!
288
00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:35,399
Drive - Ryan Reynolds film.
289
00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:36,679
It's a bad omen, bro.
290
00:13:36,680 --> 00:13:39,639
That was Ryan Gosling!
291
00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:41,719
I've come to a decision
about Ryan Reynolds.
292
00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:44,080
If he tries it on one more time...
293
00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:47,319
..I'm going to throw him out my
cafe.
294
00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:50,919
I've decided to go down there and
sort out this clown Ryan Reynolds.
295
00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:53,119
That's a husband's role.
296
00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:55,679
It's really important to me
that I take charge
297
00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:58,799
and deal with Ryan Reynolds
by myself.
298
00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:02,439
Laura's never going to deal
with this rocket by herself.
299
00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:03,759
So I will.
300
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:06,719
Ryan Reynolds must die.
301
00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:08,120
UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS FAINTLY
302
00:14:10,760 --> 00:14:14,639
So Ryan Reynolds didn't wait
long to try it on again.
303
00:14:14,640 --> 00:14:16,279
Your wee coffee.
304
00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:18,999
I'm going to my lodge
in Loch Lomond next weekend. Oh!
305
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:22,239
And that hot tub is way
too big for just one person.
306
00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:23,919
I'd love some company.
307
00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:25,239
Enough is enough.
308
00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:26,879
Why should I have to put
up with this?
309
00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:30,039
Well, do you know what I would love?
310
00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:31,719
This is your moment, Laura.
311
00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:33,159
Go on, girl.
312
00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:34,999
I would love it if... Laura.
313
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,559
Is there nowhere to park near
here...
314
00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:40,479
..that isnae a bloody mile away?
315
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,680
Of all the times.
316
00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:46,199
I thought I should warn Laura that
Vincent
317
00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:49,039
might have said something to Henry
about Ryan Reynolds
318
00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:50,999
and I bumped into Moira on the way,
319
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,919
and she insisted on coming.
320
00:14:52,920 --> 00:14:55,559
Vonny kept saying that I should
go to Laura's cafe
321
00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:57,319
to be supportive.
322
00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:59,039
But who's going to support me
323
00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:01,759
when I keel over after eating
her food?
324
00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:03,479
I would love...
325
00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:04,879
Laura.
326
00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:07,039
Do you mind wiping doon the table
327
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,479
before I sit at it?
328
00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:10,719
It's already been wiped, Moira.
329
00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:12,479
What wi?
330
00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:13,960
A pair of auld tights?
331
00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:17,119
Who am I kidding?
332
00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:20,159
25 years and I've never even stood
up to Moira.
333
00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:22,919
As if I'm going to throw
anybody out of anywhere.
334
00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:25,359
So you were saying?
335
00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:28,039
What would you love?
336
00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:29,639
Erm, nothing.
337
00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:32,679
Sorry, it doesn't matter.
I-I'm really sorry.
338
00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:34,440
I'll get a cloth, Moira.
339
00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:38,639
Ugh. The worst way this could
have played out -
340
00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:39,880
couldn't get worse.
341
00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:43,120
DOOR BELL TINKLES
342
00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:49,599
Worse - this is worse.
343
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,439
This is a park.
344
00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:54,639
There better be a raging waterfall
here, Darren.
345
00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:56,599
Well, I don't know about raging,
346
00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:58,319
maybe more...
347
00:15:58,320 --> 00:15:59,759
Disgruntled?
348
00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:02,160
Aye, a disgruntled waterfall.
349
00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:08,639
Right, Jason, I know fae Instagram
350
00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:10,759
that you've got a good eye for
lighting and that.
351
00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:11,999
Cheers.
352
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,079
But it's all your wee painted
ottoman and that
353
00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:15,439
that you like to photograph.
354
00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:18,639
So you better not make me
look like a pure hobgoblin.
355
00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:20,799
You've got to make me look
aspirational.
356
00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:22,759
Like you'd want to be me.
357
00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:24,159
Like I'd want to be you?
358
00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:26,479
Aye, like you're pregnant
359
00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:28,319
and you want to be just like me.
360
00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:30,839
Don't get me wrong, I love the idea
of being a da, but
361
00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:33,079
I widnae want to actually carry
the child.
362
00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:35,880
My frame's quite deceptive -
I've got narrow hips.
363
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,520
You're a weird boy.
364
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:44,359
You will be able to make
it look good for her, eh?
365
00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:46,119
I'll do my best, big chap.
366
00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:47,320
Some man.
367
00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:52,159
They've got me up to high doh.
368
00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:54,399
I know that Laura would never
cheat on me.
369
00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:56,359
I need to calm doon,
370
00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:58,719
see what's what and play it cool.
371
00:16:58,720 --> 00:17:00,519
My worst nightmare.
372
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:03,559
Henry coming in at the same
time as Ryan Reynolds.
373
00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:04,719
Hey, you.
374
00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:06,239
My big delightful.
375
00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:08,319
Henry finding out that I'm having...
376
00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:10,840
What am I saying?
I'm not actually having an affair.
377
00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:13,319
SHE SIGHS
378
00:17:13,320 --> 00:17:14,760
All right?
379
00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:17,760
Oh, so happy to see you.
380
00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:20,079
All right, Henry?
381
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:23,000
How do you fancy some smashed
avocado?
382
00:17:24,120 --> 00:17:25,639
I think you need to be smashed
383
00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:27,119
to enjoy it!
384
00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:29,039
In a minute, Ma.
385
00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:30,439
Just in for a wee coffee.
386
00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:33,719
Apparently, they're making a film
about here. Oh, really? Who's in it?
387
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,199
Ryan Reynolds.
388
00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:38,719
Nicely played, big yin.
389
00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:39,919
Cheers, Vonny.
390
00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:41,959
Who's Ryan Reynolds?
391
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:46,199
Oh, he's only Laura's
celebrity free pass.
392
00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:48,119
What's a free pass?
393
00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:51,199
It means if Laura ever meets
Ryan Reynolds,
394
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:54,799
she's allowed to make love to him.
395
00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:59,039
Is this that film about the insecure
Neanderthal man
396
00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:01,439
that's about to make a tit of
himself
397
00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:02,879
and embarrass his wife?
398
00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:05,199
Because that would get a Razzie
from me.
399
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:06,679
And that's the grass
400
00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:08,759
back in Laura's good books.
401
00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:10,160
What a woman!
402
00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:13,439
Robert Redford.
403
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:15,719
What? Nothing.
404
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:19,359
See, the thing with the whole free
pass system, right?
405
00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:23,599
It's got to be the actual celebrity
to meet the criteria.
406
00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:27,239
You don't get to have a shot
on all the lookalikes.
407
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:28,679
Excuse me?
408
00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:31,679
Abort, abort, change tack
immediately.
409
00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:33,799
I'm actually getting P'd off now.
410
00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:37,039
Absolutely P'd the F off.
411
00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:40,039
Is that really what you're saying
to me right now?
412
00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:42,439
M-Maybe. Oh, m-m-maybe?
413
00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:46,079
Look, all I'm saying is, if some
guy is coming in here
414
00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:48,799
and making unwelcome advances,
415
00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:51,280
point them out to me,
I'll deal wi him.
416
00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:55,279
Did I ask you to come down here
and deal with anyone for me?
417
00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:56,639
Rethink required.
418
00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:59,199
Back away gracefully and save face.
419
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,319
Right, OK.
420
00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:02,600
OK.
421
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:10,440
What one of you bastards
looks like Ryan Reynolds?
422
00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:13,399
I have to be honest,
423
00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:17,000
that isnae a sentence I've ever
imagined myself shouting in anger.
424
00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:20,879
Ta-da!
425
00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:24,919
# Don't go chasing waterfalls... #
426
00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:26,759
Don't go chasing waterfalls?
427
00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:29,319
Are you kidding? What?
428
00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:31,199
I hope you didnae go chasing
waterfalls
429
00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:32,639
cos you didnae catch one.
430
00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:34,039
What's wrong wi it?
431
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:36,679
It looks like a wee boy
pishing doon a hill.
432
00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:38,960
Sake.
433
00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:46,800
Right.
434
00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:49,519
Jason,
435
00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:52,679
can you Photoshop this and
make it look more waterfall-y?
436
00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:54,359
Totally.
437
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,280
Do you want me to Photoshop out the
cans and all?
438
00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:00,720
Oh, my God, Darren, get rid of them.
439
00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:07,559
I cannae believe that you brought me
here for a photo shoot
440
00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:09,399
that's meant to inspire the world.
441
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:11,999
Some of my favourite
childhood memories happened here.
442
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,679
Well, your childhood must
have been absolutely tragic.
443
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:18,719
You gave me about half an hour to
somehow conjure up Viagra Falls.
444
00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:20,399
Viagra Falls?
445
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:23,999
I wish they'd invent Viagra
for brains to get things moving
446
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,919
inside that skull of yours!
447
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:27,199
How am I meant to look like
448
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:29,399
the living manifestation of
Mother Nature
449
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:31,879
when there's two wee guys
doon there
450
00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:33,920
smoking joints and catching guppies?
451
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,719
Why does people no care like I care?
452
00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:40,239
How can people no see when things
are shite?
453
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,919
I'll find you a better waterfall.
454
00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:45,039
I'll climb these rocks here and...
455
00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:46,799
..say I did a Munro.
456
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:48,039
Move.
457
00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:49,199
You might hurt yourself.
458
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:50,720
I can climb a few feet.
459
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:55,760
Go.
460
00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:58,280
Right.
461
00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:01,160
SHE GROANS WITH EFFORT
462
00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:03,599
Go!
463
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:04,760
Oh!
464
00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:07,959
Oh!
465
00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:10,399
I'm exhausted, Darren.
466
00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:12,159
I said I'd find you a better
waterfall.
467
00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:14,119
No, I mean, I'm exhausted.
468
00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:15,640
Like, all the time.
469
00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:19,439
I couldnae inspire a guy wi
diarrhoea
470
00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:21,599
to stock up on toilet paper.
471
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:23,159
Oh, God,
472
00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:25,400
I'm absolutely pumped.
473
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:31,439
This performance ends right now,
Henry Scott.
474
00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:34,399
Look, Vincent and Collette came
over, had a go at you
475
00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:36,199
running away with Ryan Reynolds
476
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:38,559
and it...it spooked me.
477
00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:41,159
Since when do you get spooked
about us?
478
00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:42,759
Since I got injured,
479
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:44,239
since I became half a man.
480
00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:45,999
Half a man?
481
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,760
Half a brain, maybe.
482
00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:50,279
Do you really think that I'm so
483
00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:51,799
turned on by shoulder mobility
484
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:55,200
that I'm going to go
chasing it somewhere else? No.
485
00:21:56,240 --> 00:22:00,999
Look, I hate it when that guy who
looks really like Ryan Reynolds
486
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:05,039
chats me up, but I will deal with it
myself.
487
00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:06,599
But that's the thing, Laura.
488
00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:09,239
You're so nice, nice, nice
all the time
489
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:10,999
you won't ever deal wi it.
490
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:14,200
That's why I need to deal wi it
for you.
491
00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:18,479
Nice, nice, nice?
492
00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:19,959
You know what?
493
00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:23,599
Between him, Moira and
Ryan Reynolds, I have had enough.
494
00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:25,599
This is my place.
495
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:28,119
This is my time now.
496
00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:30,919
I'll tell you who I'll deal with.
497
00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:32,240
Get out.
498
00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:35,399
What? Get out.
499
00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:36,959
Get out!
500
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:38,359
Out!
501
00:22:38,360 --> 00:22:42,679
Coming in to my place and telling me
what I will and won't do. Beat it.
502
00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:44,239
Oh, I like that.
503
00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:45,519
Beat it.
504
00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:46,999
Go, get out!
505
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,399
And if you want to sleep upstairs
tonight,
506
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:51,839
there better be a big bottle of wine
and a massive apology
507
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:53,559
waiting for me when you get home.
508
00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:54,760
Go.
509
00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:59,039
And we WILL be watching The Greatest
Showman at least twice this weekend.
510
00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:00,680
Oh, that poor man.
511
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:04,279
And you can get out as well.
512
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:07,519
Harassing me every day.
513
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:09,479
Looking like Ryan Reynolds,
514
00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:11,999
staring at me with Ryan Reynolds'
eyes.
515
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,320
Beat it!
516
00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:17,399
And if you ask me to join you
in your Loch Lomond hot tub
517
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:19,239
one more time, you'll be in
Loch Lomond
518
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:21,040
with a heavy weight
around your neck.
519
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,239
And before you open your mouth -
520
00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:26,839
no, the weight won't be
one of my scones,
521
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:30,439
which are as effing
light as an effing feather.
522
00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:33,039
You don't like the menu?
523
00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:34,919
Well, beat it.
524
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:36,960
Now, can I get anyone anything?
525
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:40,000
APPLAUSE
526
00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:43,800
Total badass.
527
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:48,720
SHUTTER CLICKS
528
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:52,040
I'm just so tired all the time.
529
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:56,399
Everybody knows me for my energy,
but all I want to dae is sit down.
530
00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:58,440
That's all right, you're allowed to.
531
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:01,399
This is hard for me to say
532
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:03,439
but I'm no enjoying being pregnant.
533
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:07,199
I don't think I can be a shining
example of aspirational pregnancy
534
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:08,599
for the planet
535
00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:10,919
when all I want
to be is a shining example of
536
00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:13,679
lying on the couch eating
chicken nuggets wi my boyfriend.
537
00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:15,079
Aw!
538
00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:16,640
MOBILE BUZZES
539
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:22,079
Hello.
540
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:23,520
Aye.
541
00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:26,559
Aye, that would be nice.
542
00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:28,040
Right, I'll see you then.
543
00:24:29,120 --> 00:24:30,719
Henry's making a big curry.
544
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:32,679
Wants to know if we want to go over.
545
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:34,439
Do you want to?
546
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:35,560
Aye.
547
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:44,439
So...
548
00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:45,879
..you needing carried?
549
00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:48,399
Thanks, darling, but I don't think
you'll be able to
550
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:50,279
lift me all the way back to that...
551
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:51,879
Whoa. Oh!
552
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:53,240
Watch me.
553
00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:57,440
CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS
554
00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:00,600
MUSIC ON RADIO:
Sorry by Justin Bieber
555
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:03,799
I'm sorry.
556
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:06,719
I know you don't need me
coming down to your place,
557
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:08,639
trying to prove my manhood.
558
00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:10,959
I had nae right.
559
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:12,879
And there's nae excuse.
560
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:16,320
And...did I mention that I was
sorry?
561
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:21,319
Not enough. And I'm sorry. And...
562
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:23,200
..I know you would never
cheat on me.
563
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:26,440
No even wi the real
Ryan Reynolds.
564
00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:28,799
Well...
565
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:33,039
And I booked you a
hot-stone massage, and...
566
00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:36,199
..I poured my heart
and my soul
567
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:38,120
into making you your favourite
curry.
568
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:43,280
I'll never dae it again.
569
00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:52,520
Mm!
570
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:58,159
To be honest, Henry's curry used
to be a wee bit too hot for me,
571
00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:01,079
but now I don't even think
it's that nippy.
572
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:02,959
Maybe I am getting tougher.
573
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:04,919
Ah, look oot.
574
00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:07,319
Here comes John Wick.
Don't piss this woman aff
575
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:09,479
or you'll end up
sleeping with the fishes.
576
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:11,400
And you'll be first. Laura...
577
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:16,639
..I guess I was just trying to
make life interesting
578
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:19,079
by having a wee bit of fun
at your expense.
579
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:20,760
Are we still sisters?
580
00:26:22,120 --> 00:26:23,520
Sisters.
581
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:26,439
Sisters.
582
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:29,399
ALL: Woo!
THEY LAUGH
583
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:30,759
Yuck!
584
00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:32,719
Whit's that?
585
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:36,239
So, Colette, did you manage
to get a wee photo down the park?
586
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:39,199
Because, eh, I heard there was
still a few magazines out there
587
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:41,600
offering money for pictures
of the Sasquatch.
588
00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:45,839
No, we didnae, thanks.
589
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:47,719
But that's fine.
590
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:49,120
We don't need one.
591
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:52,879
I'm fine.
592
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:55,079
Well, there is this one,
Auntie Colette.
593
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:56,839
Oh, my God!
594
00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:59,519
I love it! Look!
595
00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:01,319
THEY GASP AND COO
596
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:03,959
Oh, that has made my day!
597
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:05,999
The best photo of us, ever.
598
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,319
Well in, wee man.
599
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:09,799
There's also this one.
600
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:11,559
Oh!
601
00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:13,679
And there's also this one.
602
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:15,519
Oh!
LAUGHTER
603
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:17,999
Oh, yeah. Oh, that's good.
604
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,960
Aye, you wish! You wish, big yin.
Look at you, Darren!
605
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:23,799
You wish.
606
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:26,799
I didnae put the photos up
on the socials.
607
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:29,199
We've decided that we're gonnae
take a bit of time
608
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:32,439
and focus on the thing
that really matters.
609
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:33,840
Didn't we, Darren?
610
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:36,639
Just say aye, Darren!
611
00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:38,559
Aye.
612
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:40,120
And whit is that thing?
613
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:43,079
I cannae remember.
614
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:44,479
Us!
615
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:46,399
Me, you and the baby-to-be.
616
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:47,799
Aye.
617
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:49,200
Aye!
618
00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:51,720
CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS
619
00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:57,159
We are resurrecting
620
00:27:57,160 --> 00:28:00,159
the Vincent and Vonny Scott
Fancy Dress Ball.
621
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:02,719
I see a lot of Sandy in myself,
622
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:05,479
and I see a lot of
Danny Zuko in Henry.
623
00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:08,039
I hadn't even noticed
how tight your denims are.
624
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:10,079
I really hate that costume.
625
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:12,799
This is my girlfriend, Sophie.
Oh! What?
626
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:14,399
STRAINED: The cat and the bat.
627
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:16,239
We must stop meeting like this.
628
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:17,599
Enchantee.
629
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:20,239
Greatest night of my life.
630
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:21,959
Darren is cheating oan me!
631
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:23,439
Stupid cheat! Whit?
632
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:24,999
Cheat! Whit?
633
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,959
You are a cheat! I'm no!
634
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:28,999
Here, this is better than
that Johnny Depp trial.
635
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,440
Here we go!
636
00:28:30,490 --> 00:28:35,040
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