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[upbeat guitar riff]
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♪ ♪
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- If it's not a nude beach,
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they need to post a fucking sign.
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- Freddy, fetch me more water.
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Mama needs a bigger moat to keep out the riff-raff.
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- Yes, Your Majesty.
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[panting]
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- Hey, Gretch. - [sighs]
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- Thanks again for inviting us to the beach.
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- I invited you to the beach
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to participate in a trash clean-up.
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- Well, you suck at it.
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Everywhere I look, I see garbage.
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- We push forward, Camille.
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The environment is no one's property to destroy,
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yet everyone's responsibility to protect.
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- Wow, that's a great quote to use
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in my school essay about my hero.
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- An essay about a hero, eh? Sit down and take notes.
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I was only six months old when I noticed
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everyone in the world was a fucking idiot.
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- Actually, I'm writing about Aunt Gretchen
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and her awesome work with climate change.
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- Well, enjoy your F.
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- Freddy! Freddy, get out of the water!
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Shark! Shark! Freddy!
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- ♪ Do, do, do, do-do, do, do, do, do ♪
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- No, actual shark! - Oh!
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♪ Do, do, do, do-do, do, do, do, do ♪
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- Dummy, you're gonna die!
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- ♪ Do, do, do-do-- ♪
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[water splashes]
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[screaming]
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[beachgoers screaming]
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- Oh, my God, Freddy!
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- No one panic! I'll run for help!
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Oof!
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♪ ♪
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- ♪ Good, mm-hmm ♪
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- ♪ Three brothers puffin' ♪
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♪ And we just woke up in year 2020 ♪
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- ♪ Roll another J and forget the day ♪
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♪ Roll another J and get high ♪
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♪ Roll another J and forget the day ♪
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♪ Me and my brothers getting fried ♪
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- ♪ The Freak Brothers ♪
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♪ ♪
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[upbeat musical riff]
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- [whimpering]
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- Stop your bitching, Freddy.
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You're not the only one whose foot hurts.
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I got sand in my shoes!
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- I'm so sad. I had big plans for this foot.
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- Don't worry, pal.
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Harper has an in at the Phoenix Foot Foundry,
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the only place in the country that does
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experimental feet transplants. - I'm still on hold.
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Cannot believe the wait music is "Footloose."
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- You know, these shark attacks are happening more and more.
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Global warming keeps pushing them into shallower waters
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in search of food. - Pfft, who told you that?
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Scientists who base their findings on "data"?
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- So, Fredster, what say we make the best of
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a bad situation?
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We--we got you some temp foot choices.
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A skate, plunger, or a bowling pin.
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- I guess I'll take the skate.
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- We had a gelding growing up who lost a leg.
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Pappy strapped all sorts of things to that stump,
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including another stump. - [neighs loudly]
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- Damn, it's my fault you were even in that water.
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Me and my moat! - Don't say that, Kitty.
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We both know I was gonna lose my foot one way or another.
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I'm surprised I kept it this long.
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- Well, until you're back to 100%,
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I promise to only be caring and sweet to you.
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[screams] You stepped on my tail,
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you fucking brain-dead cripple!
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Sweet and caring starting now.
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- OK, here's your ID back.
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Uh, so moving past the fact that
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your legal first name is "Fat,"
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we registered you on the transplant list.
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- Yay! - Yay!
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- The tiny hiccup being, you have no insurance
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and the operation will cost you $250,000.
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[all gasp] - How do we get $250,000?
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That's half a million!
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- We gotta figure this shit out.
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My best boo needs a foot.
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- We should put on a benefit concert
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like that one we did in 1965 to end the Vietnam War.
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I mean, that worked, right?
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When spit balling who could headline this concert,
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we could think of only one act.
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ScHoolboy-motherfuckin'-Q.
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You're not gonna be a prick on this
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just 'cause we sank your old yacht, are you?
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- [vocalizing]
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- Bruh, this sounds sketchy as fuck.
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- It's gonna be great.
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You know, back in the day, I penned a protest song,
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helped raise awareness and a couple of skirts.
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[chuckles] - Oh, yeah!
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The one you wrote with my best friend Clint
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that was all about me.
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- He wasn't your best friend and it wasn't about you.
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- Wasn't he, though? And wasn't it, though?
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- Lemme give you a little taste, Q.
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♪ The taste of freedom's growing ♪
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♪ From the north and from the south ♪
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[clang] - C'mon, man.
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Why'd you wait so long to smash the fuckin' thing?
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- Bruh, get that copyright infringement shit out of here.
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That's the ad jingle for fucking Freedom Fudge, boy.
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- A delightful ditty
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and a delicious alternative to fruit.
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- T Squared, stream that bitch.
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- ♪ The taste of freedom's growing ♪
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♪ From the north and from the south ♪
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♪ Feel the power of its message ♪
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♪ As you hold it in your mouth ♪
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Freedom Fudge,
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the official fudge of the US Women's Bowling Team.
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- Well, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, well, that's my song!
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Me and Clint wrote it together
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naked and tripping balls in the back of a police van!
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- Why were you naked with my best friend?
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- And why did it take two people
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to write that piece of shit?
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- We performed it at our anti-war benefit, remember?
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both: ♪ Feel the power of its message ♪
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♪ As you hold it in your mouth ♪
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[cheers and applause]
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- We did it, Clint, me and you.
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Give peace and reasonable opportunity!
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Write that down. It's catchy.
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- Hey, you filthy hippies don't have a permit.
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- Here's your permit, pig.
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♪ ♪
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- Hey, stupid, if you really wrote that song,
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you need to get paid.
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That Clint motherfucker must be
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made of stacks from your jingle.
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- That's my boy's foot cheddar.
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- So all we got to do is track down Clint.
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- He got the grace of a young Brian Boitano.
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[crash] [screams, grunts]
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I shattered my ankle!
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[laughter]
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- You Nancy Kerriganed his ass.
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- I see bone! [all laughing]
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[funky music]
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- He was a fair dude.
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I'm sure he'll give me my share of the jingle money.
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- Well, that's gonna be hard.
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Looks like Clint Clenchmom died in 1971.
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- No!
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Why, God, why?
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- Ah, I'm gonna be footless forever.
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- Freddy, can you stop being so selfish?
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My best friend just died 50 years ago.
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- Where'd the skate go, Freddy?
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- I switched to plunger foot.
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- Hey, get that nasty-ass dump stump out of my face!
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I mean, what a good idea.
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- Holy moly. Freedom Fudge is owned by
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the satanic overlord of the US Senate,
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Mitch McConnell!
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[horror music]
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[all gasping] - Turtle man! Turn it off!
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- All right, so this is the wrinkly bitch ass
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who owes us our money. - Ha!
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McConnell would never help you guys.
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He's against anything good,
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including the current climate bill.
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- All I know is Freddy needs us.
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Man's walking around with a turd pumper for a foot.
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- Gentlemen, pack your travel weed
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and our communal toothbrush.
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We are going to Washington.
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- Yeah, we are!
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- [groans] My nuts!
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- [laughs] Nut shot!
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- Wow, the Statue of Liberty looks different in person.
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- Thanks again for letting us tag along on
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your D.C. road trip, guys.
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- And thank you for paying all the gas,
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lodging, and food expenses. I think that squares us.
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- Camille, it's gonna be fun to
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see your Aunt Gretch in action. - Yeah!
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We're gonna go march and shout and--and change the world!
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- Yeah, 'cause that's how it works.
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- Well, we have a climate bill rally to get to.
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Good luck, boys.
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- We'll join you after we get Mitch McConnell
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to give us a quarter mil for a foot transplant!
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It does sound kind of peculiar when you say it out loud.
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- You know, it's a long trip.
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Let's all just take a break, relax, and smoke my foot.
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♪ ♪
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- So getting to this, uh, fancy senator's
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not gonna be a pony ride.
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- Why don't we just call Matthew McConnelly
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and make an appointment?
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- Yo, pretty kitty,
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you trying to find Mitch the bitch?
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I deal in information.
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You hook me up, I'll hook you up.
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- Uh-uh. I ain't gon' suck your squirrelly dick,
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- Baby, that stopped workin' long ago.
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- Then what do you want, you toothless rat?
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- I wanna hit that foot pipe.
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- Uh-uh-uh-uh, track marks, the 4-1-1 first.
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Where's Mitch? - Red State Barber Shop.
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Mr. Mitch never misses his 2:00 p.m. wattle massage.
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Oh! What the fuck?
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This ain't meth. It's shitty weed!
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[switchblade clicks] You think this is a game?
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- Ha! - [yelps]
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- Get your sorry ass out of here,
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you fuckin' crack squirrel!
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♪ ♪
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I got a chinless white dude with blue blazing.
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Target acquired.
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- [moaning] That's it, Raúl.
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Get in there deep. Knead it like mama's cornbread.
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- Why did I leave Haiti?
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- Raúl, you're still the best wattle man in the game.
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- Look here. I lick my own ass and I can't watch this.
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- Excuse me, Marty McBarbecue? We're here to ambush you.
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- I don't know what this is about but
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I'll tell you what I told those coal miners with black lung
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who drove ten hours to meet with me: you have two minutes.
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- OK, well, uh, we're hoping to resolve
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a tiny financial snafu.
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- Your candy company ripped off a song this man wrote about me
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and we haven't even seen a dime.
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It's time to pay up. 250 large.
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- If you hippies are referring to our jingle, [chuckles]
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I bought that from a dirty beatnik decades ago.
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- If you could see my friend's stump--
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well, it's a bong now, but if you could see--
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- Sorry, time's up.
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Clint is dead, I own the song, and I owe you nothing.
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That a boy. Anything you find in there, you can keep or eat.
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- [gags]
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- Wasn't Elizabeth Warren's speech
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on climate change amazing? - She was awesome!
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And I can't believe you got us into the VIP tent.
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It's so classy.
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- Where's the shitter? - Guys!
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How did you get in here?
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- They thought I was an Iraqi war veterinarian.
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- [munching noisily]
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Keep walking, red vest.
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Kitty likes her kanpachi.
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- Oh, my gosh.
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Camille, there's Senator Warren!
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- I heard we have a vet here.
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- Guess how many shrimps are in my mouth.
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Sorry about the glasses. - Not a problem.
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My new Cherokee intern,
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Fetches Me Lattes, will clean them.
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I can call her that 'cause I'm 1/16th Native American.
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- I don't think you can.
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- Senator, thank you so much for staging this event.
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It's really s-- - Listen, Lizzy.
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We're both busy people so I'll cut to the chase.
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We're having a problem with your douchebag Senate buddy,
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Mitch McConnell. - He's not my buddy.
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He's the reason I can't pass my climate bill.
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- Well, he made millions off a song I wrote
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but he won't give me spit.
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- Sounds exactly like when the white man stole my land.
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- OK, really? No one's gon' call this shit out? Just me?
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- We need leverage on this scumbag.
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You got anything we could use?
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- I can't personally get involved,
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but I can't not support our amazing military.
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What branch were you in?
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- I was in this elm once. I fell.
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- Please take this wampum belt as a gift,
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one that may contain the coordinates of
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McConnell's secret cabin deep in the woods.
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- You mean a little hanky-panky shack
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where he, uh, mattress mambos
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with a woman who's not his wife?
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- I'm not at liberty to say, but yes.
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- Are you suggesting we take pictures of
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McConnell and his mistress to use as blackmail?
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- Bring me those photos
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and I'll help you get whatever you want out of Uncle Mitchie.
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- Mm, much obliged, ma'am.
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- Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to make it rain.
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This humidity is giving me major swamp ass.
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[indistinct chanting]
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[both grunting and chanting]
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Ow! - Geronimo--
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- Heh, fun to see how it all works, right?
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[sneaky music]
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♪ ♪
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- Freddy, what's the compass on your Swiss Army foot say?
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- The needle is pointing at you.
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Everybody walk to Franklin.
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- Hold up. Just past this barbed wire fence is a cabin.
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♪ ♪
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- Freddy, wire cutters.
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[clipping]
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- After you, my good man.
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- There could be land mines. You go first.
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- Why, thank you, Phineas.
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[Men Without Hats' "The Safety Dance"]
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- ♪ We can dance if we want to ♪
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♪ We've got all your life ♪
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- He's got a gal in there on the couch.
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Be ready to snap a picture when we can see 'em both.
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- ♪ We can dance if we want to ♪
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♪ We can leave your friends behind ♪
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♪ Because your friends don't dance ♪
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♪ And if they don't dance ♪
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Oh, yeah, it's Mitchie.
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- What the fuck am I looking at?
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- That is a AOC blow-up doll
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wearing Manolo Blahnik leather knee-highs if I'm not mistaken.
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- ♪ We're doing it from pole to pole ♪
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♪ We can dance, we can dance ♪
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♪ Everybody look at your hands ♪
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♪ We can dance, we can dance ♪
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[air hissing] ♪ Everybody's taking the-- ♪
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Oh, no, Sandy!
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[blowing]
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- Holy ass mole! Look at that birthmark!
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- That's the same one as Clint.
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That means Clint Clenchmom is...
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together: Mitch McConnell! - Ronald McDonald!
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[camera snapping]
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[dogs barking] - Shit.
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Those dogs sound like they're about to drop gloves
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so I'm out. [dogs barking]
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[dogs snarling] - Ah!
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Clint must have faked his own death
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and had work done to change his look--
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[chomping] Ow, fucker, ah! Ooh!
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- This was a little underexposed
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but I fixed that in the dark room.
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- Boys, I think it was worth
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getting my ass gnawed for these.
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We threaten Mitch with showing the world
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he used to be a cop-mooning, acid-dropping hippie and--
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- And he'll be tripping over his wattle
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to write us a big fat check for Freddy's new foot.
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- Uh, Franklin, you have some spinach in your teeth.
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Toothpick?
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- Thank you kindly, Fred. [knocking on door]
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- [gasps] Clint found us. He loves me but he'll kill you.
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[blade swishes] I can't let him do that to you.
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[tense music]
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Eat steel, doll fucker!
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- It's us! Harper and Noah!
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- Put that foot blade away, you numbskulls.
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Uh, what are you doing here?
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- We have something to tell you and
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we wanted to do it in person. - Let me guess.
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You're getting divorced. - No.
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- You're terminally ill? - No!
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- Is it a mammal, bird, or reptile?
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- Noah's dead?
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- I'm standing right here. - Yes or no?
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- How many guesses we got left?
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- Freddy, we're sorry,
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but you got rejected for the foot transplant.
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- What? Why?
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- Well, the medical review found him unfit for surgery.
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Doctors said he had the insides of
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an 85-year-old Chernobyl worker.
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- You came all the way here to give us that news?
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- That and we've had a long-planned trip
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to Colonial Williamsburg!
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- You're telling us this man is
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going to go through life with one foot
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and you brought blueberry hefeweizen?
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Fuck y'all. [door slams]
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[door slams]
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- The happy juice ain't working, Frankie Two-Feet.
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- So that's it?
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There's nothing we could do to get my baby a foot?
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- We can't get Freddy a new foot,
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00:17:04,456 --> 00:17:06,024
but we still got these photos.
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Maybe we can use 'em
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to make Clint give us a little something else.
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- What are you thinking?
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Blackmail him into making us all ambassador to Jamaica?
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- No. Let's force that lyin', phony-faced fucker
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into passing Gretchen's climate bill!
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- Doesn't sound as fun as Jamaica,
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just lying on the beach all day, tokin' doobies.
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- I can't go to the beach no more.
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I'll get sand in my stump.
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00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:34,786
- Oh, it's gon' be all right. Give me a hug.
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- Thanks, Kitty.
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- Ah! Motherfucker!
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Is that a corkscrew up my ass? - Ow!
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♪ ♪
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- Hello, Clint.
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- [stammering]
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Who are you talking about?
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- We know you're Clint and we have proof.
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This would be where you show him the ass photo.
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We rehearsed this.
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- It's you, old pal.
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Smokin' a J and moonin' the fuzz.
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- And we have pictures of that same birthmark
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on your buttockses. Match, set, game.
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- Fine, you got me.
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I faked my death and changed my appearance.
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- How bad were you trippin'
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to pay a dude to change your face to that?
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- How could you go to the dark side, Clint?
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We broke weed together.
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- We were gonna make the world a better place, man.
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What happened?
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- Ain't no money in making the world better, dipshits.
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OK, what's it gonna take to make this go away?
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- Uh, we want you to pass
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00:18:34,313 --> 00:18:36,949
Pocahontas Warren's climate change bill.
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- [groans]
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My Republican base doesn't believe in global warming
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or passing legislation.
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I'd rather write you a huge check.
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- Only thing we ever wanted money for was
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a new foot for Freddy.
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- A new foot? That's it?
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The Senate has the technology for that.
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- Wow, so I can really have a real foot again?
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No shit? - I shit you not,
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you foul smelling gimp.
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- So the photos for the foot, that's the deal?
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- We can take a secret elevator down to a secret room
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and give Fat Freddy a new fat foot right now.
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00:19:12,584 --> 00:19:15,554
- It's Freddy, man. It's his life.
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00:19:15,621 --> 00:19:17,956
- Deal? - Deal.
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00:19:18,023 --> 00:19:19,224
- Deal. - Deal.
445
00:19:19,291 --> 00:19:20,692
- Deal! - Deal.
446
00:19:20,759 --> 00:19:21,727
- Deal.
447
00:19:21,793 --> 00:19:23,462
Wait, what the fuck are we doing?
448
00:19:23,528 --> 00:19:26,698
I thought the plan was for me to shit on his desk.
449
00:19:26,765 --> 00:19:29,101
- We've built the most sophisticated
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00:19:29,167 --> 00:19:31,003
3D printer in the world.
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Can spit out anything, from body parts to smart bombs
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to Tender Greens menus.
453
00:19:36,475 --> 00:19:39,177
God dammit! Mike Pence?
454
00:19:39,244 --> 00:19:41,947
- Isn't that the ass-licker that used to be Vice President?
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- Michael, are you 3D printing another male Swedish intern?
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- Maybe.
457
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[air hissing]
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00:19:52,457 --> 00:19:54,693
- Hello. I am Sven,
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00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:57,029
- You won't be needing this, Sven.
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[shredding]
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00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:00,899
- Nice to meet!
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00:20:00,966 --> 00:20:02,968
- And you said Washington's full of
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nothing but grifters and perverts.
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- All right, stumpy.
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Place your good foot under the scanner.
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[mechanical whirring]
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[soft patriotic singing]
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- Oh! Holy cow, it's a real foot!
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[sniffing]
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It doesn't smell bad yet but I'll fix that.
471
00:20:22,654 --> 00:20:26,692
- That beauty was cloned from Arnold Palmer's DNA,
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the whitest of white men! [chuckling]
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Cherish it.
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- Well, you wanna take it for a test drive, Freddy?
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- Do I?
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[Adam Ant's "Goody Two Shoes"]
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Oh, my God, it's like I have wings!
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[vocalizing]
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♪ ♪
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- Uh-huh, that's right! - Whoa!
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00:20:49,147 --> 00:20:50,248
- Go, Freddy!
482
00:20:50,315 --> 00:20:51,850
Get it, Freddy! - Whoa!
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- ♪ Goody two, goody two, goody, goody two shoes ♪
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♪ Goody two, goody two, goody, goody two shoes ♪
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♪ Must be something inside ♪ - Whoo!
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Guys, don't look so sad. I got my new foot, see?
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[scatting]
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- That's great, Freddy. We're happy for you.
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00:21:07,899 --> 00:21:09,868
But we just heard the climate bill is dead.
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00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:13,405
- The grim reaper, Mitch McConnell, is gonna kill it.
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- Too bad you guys couldn't find any dirt
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00:21:15,407 --> 00:21:17,876
I could use to stop him.
493
00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:21,113
- So nobody's gonna do anything to stop global warming?
494
00:21:21,179 --> 00:21:24,483
- All the older generation cares about is themselves.
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00:21:24,549 --> 00:21:26,685
So what if the planet won't still be here
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for my generation. [grunts]
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[huffs] What does it matter anyway?
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♪ ♪
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- All right, hand over the photos.
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I gotta go throw out the first pitch at a dogfighting match.
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- The deal's off, Marilyn Manson.
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You said new foot or climate bill.
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00:21:49,074 --> 00:21:51,376
Well, I changed my mind.
504
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[loud pop]
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[grunts]
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00:21:54,112 --> 00:21:56,515
- What the hell you doin', Freddy?
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00:21:56,581 --> 00:22:00,118
- I'm sacrificing my foot so that our planet--
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uh... - Earth.
509
00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:04,756
- Yeah, Earth, will be here for the next generation.
510
00:22:04,823 --> 00:22:08,326
This is for you, Camille! [grunts]
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[screaming]
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00:22:09,861 --> 00:22:13,799
It hurts! Ow, it hurts! - Phantom pain.
513
00:22:13,865 --> 00:22:16,868
I always thought it was a myth. I'm glad I got to see this!
514
00:22:16,935 --> 00:22:19,037
- Now, Clint, I know you're fixing to welch
515
00:22:19,104 --> 00:22:21,006
on our deal for the climate bill
516
00:22:21,072 --> 00:22:25,577
so I'm gonna give these photos to our good friend Liz Warren.
517
00:22:25,644 --> 00:22:28,046
If you don't pass the bill, she'll send 'em to
518
00:22:28,113 --> 00:22:34,219
every serious news outlet in the US of A, plus MSNBC.
519
00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:41,393
- There's no such thing as friends in Washington;
520
00:22:41,460 --> 00:22:43,895
just winners and losers.
521
00:22:43,962 --> 00:22:46,231
[shredding] [all shouting]
522
00:22:46,298 --> 00:22:47,499
- What the fuck?
523
00:22:47,566 --> 00:22:49,601
- You lose, losers!
524
00:22:49,668 --> 00:22:51,303
[laughs] - Hey, what the hell?
525
00:22:51,369 --> 00:22:54,706
- Sorry, y'all, but I'm polling behind in my reelection bid,
526
00:22:54,773 --> 00:22:58,243
so Pale Face here is gonna push some voters my way.
527
00:22:58,310 --> 00:22:59,711
- You bitch!
528
00:22:59,778 --> 00:23:02,380
- I can't fight for change if I ain't in the game.
529
00:23:02,447 --> 00:23:03,715
That's politics.
530
00:23:03,782 --> 00:23:05,183
- Well, it ain't right.
531
00:23:05,250 --> 00:23:08,086
You promised to help and you went back on your word.
532
00:23:08,153 --> 00:23:09,688
That's Indian giving.
533
00:23:09,754 --> 00:23:12,190
- [gasps] You can't say that to me.
534
00:23:12,257 --> 00:23:14,226
I'm 1/16th offended!
535
00:23:14,292 --> 00:23:17,395
- You know, Clint, Fat Freddy has more patriotism
536
00:23:17,462 --> 00:23:22,167
in his one good foot than you got in your entire flabby,
537
00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:27,205
grotesque body that we all had the misfortune to see naked!
538
00:23:27,272 --> 00:23:28,874
- Uh, I'm good with that.
539
00:23:28,940 --> 00:23:31,176
- Oh, yeah? Well, are you good with this?
540
00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:37,048
- [grunting]
541
00:23:37,115 --> 00:23:41,419
Oh! That cat just gave the best wattle massage of my life.
542
00:23:41,486 --> 00:23:42,687
Woo!
543
00:23:42,754 --> 00:23:46,525
If and when I deport Raúl, she's got a job.
544
00:23:46,591 --> 00:23:50,862
[pneumatic tube hissing]
545
00:23:50,929 --> 00:23:55,166
- Anyone else think that Indian chick was into me?
546
00:23:55,233 --> 00:23:58,336
- Nothing says "welcome home" like homemade cider
547
00:23:58,403 --> 00:23:59,971
served in these beauties
548
00:24:00,038 --> 00:24:02,574
from our glassblowing class in Williamsburg.
549
00:24:02,641 --> 00:24:04,376
- Says "made in China."
550
00:24:04,442 --> 00:24:05,977
- Williamsburg was closed.
551
00:24:06,044 --> 00:24:09,014
We got them on Amazon. The cider too.
552
00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:11,383
- We can't believe you guys got Freddy a foot!
553
00:24:11,449 --> 00:24:12,651
How'd you do it?
554
00:24:12,717 --> 00:24:15,520
- No one cares how. The man got a foot.
555
00:24:15,587 --> 00:24:17,422
Let's just leave it at that!
556
00:24:17,489 --> 00:24:19,691
- [gagging] - Ja, ja!
557
00:24:19,758 --> 00:24:20,692
- [screams]
558
00:24:20,759 --> 00:24:22,294
Oh, my God, Sven!
559
00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:23,762
What happened to your foot?
560
00:24:23,828 --> 00:24:25,330
- I don't know!
561
00:24:27,999 --> 00:24:31,603
- Uh, guys? I hate to be a Debbie Downer
562
00:24:31,670 --> 00:24:35,073
but he has two left feet. - Who cares?
563
00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:37,442
The important thing is I fucked Elizabeth Warren.
564
00:24:37,509 --> 00:24:43,348
[laughter]
565
00:24:58,415 --> 00:25:01,318
- All right, you libtards.
566
00:25:01,384 --> 00:25:03,219
It's time to Safety Dance.
567
00:25:03,286 --> 00:25:05,121
♪ We can dance if we want to ♪
568
00:25:05,188 --> 00:25:07,257
♪ We can leave your friends behind ♪
569
00:25:07,324 --> 00:25:08,658
♪ 'Cause your friends don't dance ♪
570
00:25:08,725 --> 00:25:10,093
♪ And if they don't dance ♪
571
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:11,695
♪ Well, then they're no friends of mine ♪
572
00:25:11,761 --> 00:25:12,862
I don't have any friends.
573
00:25:12,929 --> 00:25:14,531
♪ We can go where we want to ♪
574
00:25:14,598 --> 00:25:16,800
♪ A place where they will never find ♪
575
00:25:16,866 --> 00:25:19,402
♪ And we can act like we come from out of this world ♪
576
00:25:19,469 --> 00:25:21,504
♪ Leave the real one far behind ♪
577
00:25:21,571 --> 00:25:24,274
♪ And we can dance ♪ - ♪ Or sing ♪
578
00:25:24,341 --> 00:25:26,142
- Oh, yeah.
579
00:25:26,209 --> 00:25:29,479
Have you ever seen the music video for this song?
580
00:25:29,546 --> 00:25:31,414
It's weird as shit.
581
00:25:31,481 --> 00:25:33,583
♪ We can dance where we want to ♪
582
00:25:33,650 --> 00:25:35,719
♪ Night is young and so am I ♪
583
00:25:35,785 --> 00:25:38,288
♪ And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet ♪
584
00:25:38,355 --> 00:25:40,190
♪ And surprise 'em with the victory cry ♪
585
00:25:40,256 --> 00:25:41,291
Mitchie say!
586
00:25:41,358 --> 00:25:42,959
♪ Say, we can act if we want to ♪
587
00:25:43,026 --> 00:25:45,228
♪ If we don't, nobody will ♪
588
00:25:45,295 --> 00:25:47,330
♪ And you can act real rude and totally-- ♪
589
00:25:52,435 --> 00:25:54,337
[bold fanfare]
590
00:25:54,387 --> 00:25:58,937
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