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(IN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT)
Bonzer! Look what we have here.
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It's the Healthtron 2000XL!
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Two thousand times the
power of the Healthtron 1.0!
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This bad boy does it all.
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If you drop your keys in there,
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kiss them g'day, mate.
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But we're going to find out if
it's good enough at making...
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- Ultimate thick milkshakes.
- (CROWD CHEERING)
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Let's get started!
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Banana. Milk.
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Choco syrup. Choco chips.
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What brings this boy to the yard?
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Triple-churn ice cream,
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- that's what.
- CARTOON VOICE: Yummy!
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Let's give it a go.
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(RECORD SCRATCHING, BOOMING)
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It's real loud!
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That's the sound of health!
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Are you using my setup to
film fake infomercials again?
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You know the rules.
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(IN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT) Add brownies
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for a delish bulking agent!
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Crikey! That's bonzer!
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Ripper! Just one more test.
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We need to see if its thick
enough for the ultimate flip.
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?
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(IN NORMAL VOICE) Oh, get
the spoons! Get the spoons!
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ANDREW: (IN NORMAL VOICE)
Not enough bulking agents!
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CAMILLE: Too much milk!
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How could they do that, Dad?
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What the F? It's an outrage.
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Can you get over that
Spider-Man already?
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They did Auntie May
dirty. I'll never forgive.
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- But it's not that.
- Culturefest got cancelled!
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What? Why?
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Probably because Bob hates me.
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This year, it just
happens to land on Tet,
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and he cancels? Convenient.
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I've been working my butt off
on my presentation about Vietnam.
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I wanted Ong Noi to see it!
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Bummer. I was going
to bless the community
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with my chicken curry.
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Dad, can't you do
something about it? Please?
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Oh, buddy, you don't got to milk
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the last drops of your
baby face cuteness for me.
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I'm on it. Someone's
getting a phone call
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during office hours tomorrow!
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I'm talking about Bob.
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Nobody was confused.
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MAN ON PHONE: You've
reached Robert "Bob" Boberts,
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community development coordinator.
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Please leave a message at the beep.
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Thank you. Beep!
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Oh! Hi, Bob.
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It's Andrew Pham.
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You remember me?
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You cancelling Culturefest
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is like you cancelling
cultural Christmas,
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which makes you a culture Grinch.
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Culture Grinch.
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Oh, that is rich.
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You faked your voicemail?
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BOB: It's my vetting system.
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Why'd you cancel Culturefest?
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On lunar new year, no less?
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I reallocated the funds into a
donor dinner for the country club.
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We had donais.
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You had a donair donor dinner?
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Mm-hmm. Clever, right?
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Culturefest is important!
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Representation matters in our community.
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It brings people
together... In togetherness!
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Look. I've been doing
Culturefest for 20 years.
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If people are not
cultured enough by now,
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that is on them!
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I can't believe that guy.
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- You know, this is right in your ballpark.
- What?
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Fighting with crusty
municipal officials?
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No, man. No one can pull together
people in togetherness like you!
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You should run Culturefest.
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(SIGHING) I would do
a better job than Bob.
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We need you, man.
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Have you read the neighbourhood
group chats lately?
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Oh, I had to put it on mute
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to avoid spoilers to Celebrity Cobbler.
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Everyone's sad that
Culturefest is cancelled.
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Is it even a year if it doesn't happen?
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You know what?
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I can do it.
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I could totally pull this off.
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That's the positive affirmations
I'm talking about, man.
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Stephanie, are you kidding me?
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Of course. All right.
I appreciate this deal.
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Thank you so much. All right. Bye.
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Just locked in the legion... for free.
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Me and Hudson will have to
do their books for a year,
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but that's the barter life, baby!
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That's huge. And Sebastian
confirmed he will donate
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tables, chairs, and two
pallets of dish soap?
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Are you sure he actually has them?
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I asked him to send photos.
Looked like he was in a bunker.
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- I did not ask questions.
- Yeah.
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How's the event post doing, Khia?
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Great. A lot of people want booths.
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Ah, it's all coming together.
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I'm proud of me. No!
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I'm proud of us.
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Okay. How about this as the theme?
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Togetherness.
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- CAMILLE: It's okay.
- KHIA: Kind of corny.
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I like it.
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CAMILLE: Mm.
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(MAN SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
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Together in togetherness!
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(CAMERA SNAPPING)
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WOMAN: Andrew!
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- Ba, you look so good.
- Rock and roll.
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Ma, did you bring any spring rolls?
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There's two coolers full in the car.
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But those are for our Tet
celebration at home later.
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I made c� ri g� for my booth.
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Actually, some others
also made curry chicken.
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Vietnamese style?
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You know what, Ma? You do you.
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I was going to.
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Where's Leo? I promised I'd
helped him with his phrases.
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Oh, uh, he's around.
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Ba, no swear words.
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(SNAPPING)
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Okay. What are you doing?
Why are you being so weird?
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?
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I found a receipt for
a horse carriage ride.
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Super problematic for horses.
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- Okay.
- But super romantic.
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I think Nikhil's going to propose.
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What? That's amazing!
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No! I was planning to
propose on Valentine's Day.
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Aw! Since when are you romantic?
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- Since I fell in love, stupid.
- You're stupid.
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You're stupid. Stop it.
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I can't let him beat me to it.
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Why are you two so competitive?
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I'm still traumatized
from our last games night.
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Because it's our thing and it's hot.
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Okay. I love love, but that's gross.
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- You're gross.
- You're gross.
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Stop. Just find out when
he's planning on asking me,
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and then I can ask him first.
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Yeah. Okay.
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- Say it like you mean it!
- Ow! Okay!
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So, I saw an open
browser on Carol's laptop
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for engagement rings... for men.
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- For me.
- (CAMILLE GASPING)
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Oh, my God. Wow! That's so great!
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I didn't know you two were there yet.
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She can't propose to
me. I have to do it.
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Isn't that a bit outdated?
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Oh, no, no, no. It's not that. It...
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I'm already planning to
propose on Valentine's Day.
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- Oh.
- Yeah. Horse carriage ride,
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flowers, the whole thing.
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Right, right, and you
have to beat her to it
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so she doesn't steal your thunder.
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- Exactly.
- Hmm.
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Yeah. Carol's competitive
about everything,
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especially sex.
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That's a team sport, but, uh I see you.
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It's the principle of it, right?
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- Yeah.
- I'll find out when she's planning to do it.
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Ah. You're the best.
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BOTH: Shh! Shh! Shh!
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OMG. They both want to
propose on Valentine's Day?
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- It's so clich� and exciting!
- (CAMILLE SQUEALING)
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Does this mean we'll be more related?
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Probably, but not in a gross way.
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(IN RASPY VOICE) Family.
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Yeah! (SQUEALING)
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- Chill.
- Be cool. Be cool. Be cool.
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- Be cool.
- (MUSIC PLAYING)
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Ow!
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(MUSIC CONTINUING TO PLAY)
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Oh, those are some lovely aromatics.
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Oh. Thank you.
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And, uh, what do you got over there?
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Oh, I got some, uh, curry chicken.
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Oh.
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- Is that chicken curry, Linh?
- Yes.
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There's a Vietnamese curry chicken?
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- The best kind.
- Hmm. Looks like we all brought chicken curry.
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Oh, but no, no, no, no, no,
no. I brought curry chicken.
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That's the way you're
supposed to say it.
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Is that right?
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Mm-hmm, and it's not just a dish.
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(IN JAMAICAN ACCENT) It's a lifestyle.
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(IN NORMAL VOICE) No.
Seriously, it takes a long time
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to marinate the meat.
Next-level stuff, so...
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(CHUCKLING) You're saying
that to an Indian woman. Yeah.
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I got the OG chicken curry.
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So many spices blended
together perfectly,
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it'll make your taste buds spin.
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(STAMMERING) Oh, might be OG,
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but we perfected it, so...
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Please, don't fight.
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They both look and smell terrible.
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Mine's better.
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Well, it looks like we have ourselves
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a chicken curry competition.
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No, a curry chicken competition.
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You two don't stand a chance.
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- (UNCLEAR)... Move.
- (HUDSON PANTING)
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Why?
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Whoa! Smells amazing.
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- What's going on?
- It's a chicken curry showdown!
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- Curry chicken!
- Son, I'm about to destroy
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- your wife and best friend.
- Why so violent?
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Did you know they were
making the same thing?
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I didn't think it'd be a problem.
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It's not, because my
curry's going to put theirs
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- to shame.
- Oh, yeah? Try me.
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HUDSON: Yeah. You're going down.
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- CAMILLE: You're going down.
- You're going down down.
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CAMILLE: No. You're
going to go way down.
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- Babe, togetherness.
- HUDSON: You're going so down.
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Yeah. These meat and
potatoes together in this pot.
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Well, the spices together in this pot.
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Hey, everyone.
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I just want to thank you so
much for all of your hard work.
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By the end of this,
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we are going to feel
more together than ever,
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and that is the Pham guarantee.
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(MUSIC PLAYING, CHEERING)
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Okay. Time for the magic.
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Doors to Culturefest officially
opens in three, two, one.
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(PEOPLE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
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Here's Bobby!
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(PEOPLE GROANING)
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(WHIMPERING)
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Bob. I thought you washed
your hands of Culturefest.
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I never wash my hands.
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Just came by to see your work.
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You need permits for all of this.
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- Oh, do I?
- Mm-hmm.
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Got them! Respect to Barb.
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It's my classic
Culturefest configuration.
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I see my influence
weighs heavy around here.
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Yeah. That's just what you
do with tables and chairs.
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Well, IP infringement aside,
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I don't see a lot of togetherness.
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Mostly just conflicting curry smells.
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The togetherness is going
to be coming... together.
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- BOB: Mm.
- Why don't you just, uh,
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enjoy yourself, Bob?
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That's what today is all about.
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Oh. I certainly will... enjoy myself.
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?
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I cannot believe Bob
had the nerve to show up.
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He just came to stir up trouble.
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Don't let him get under your skin.
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Speaking of stirring, can you help out?
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Nikhil's too distracted!
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Babe, no.
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Please cool it with the competitiveness.
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Set the example!
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The example of failure?
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- (ANDREW SIGHING)
- SEBASTIAN: Hey, buddy.
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Some numpty's trying to
hook up their deep fryer
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for the curry cook-off,
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and I'm no HVAC narc,
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but I don't think that's up to code.
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Seriously?
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I loves a curry cook-off! (LAUGHING)
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(CROSSTALKING INDISTINCTLY)
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CAMILLE: Try mine. Try
mine. It's... (UNCLEAR)
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(CROSSTALKING INDISTINCTLY)
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You need to have it
with the naan, though.
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(SPEAKING VIETNAMESE) This
isn't a curry cook-off!
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So, next Saturday,
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how about we go to the observatory
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for the meteor shower?
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Eh. I was thinking,
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Saturday, we would take a
day trip to Bimini Cliffs.
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Where we had our first date?
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Oh, did we? Weird.
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(WHIMPERING)
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Fun fact: The term "curry"
was coined by the British
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as a blanket term for Indian cuisine.
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Not sure how that's fun exactly,
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00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:29,720
but my curry chicken
was voted by my granny
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as second best next to hers!
290
00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:34,525
Oh, and if you knew Granny June,
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you know how impressive that is.
292
00:11:35,929 --> 00:11:37,328
Oh, I do know Granny June,
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and I'm still not that impressed.
294
00:11:39,266 --> 00:11:42,333
Well, looks like we've got,
uh, quite the competition.
295
00:11:42,335 --> 00:11:43,902
How you going to decide who wins?
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- I win.
- No. No. We just...
297
00:11:47,007 --> 00:11:48,473
We haven't figured that part out yet.
298
00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:50,408
Yeah. We're really
focused on the trash talk.
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Well, allow me to be of service.
300
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CAMILLE: No, no. Uh-uh-uh.
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What? You just always
have a spoon on you?
302
00:11:56,783 --> 00:11:59,216
I refuse to lick ice cream off a cone.
303
00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:01,219
Okay. Well, you shouldn't even be here,
304
00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:04,021
- so can you please leave?
- Okay. I'll Mark you three down
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as not participating.
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00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:07,158
I'm going to go try the
Pakistani chicken curry.
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00:12:07,293 --> 00:12:10,027
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
308
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:13,898
Curry chicken, and Bob, how
about you try some of mine?
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- Sure.
- Right? Mannix, let's... let's...
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Yeah.
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There you go.
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Wow. That has quite a kick to it.
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(CHUCKLING) The secret ingredient
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is four different peppers.
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00:12:27,481 --> 00:12:30,915
Well, if you're looking
for flavour and not flames,
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you should try mine. (CHUCKLING)
317
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It's got fresh curry leaves,
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known to help with
eyesight and dysentery.
319
00:12:39,325 --> 00:12:44,261
?
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There is a lot of spices.
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00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:48,566
Nine, to be exact. (LAUGHING)
322
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Overcompensating. Come here.
323
00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:53,404
I always made this for my children.
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My son would even eat the bones!
325
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,341
Oh, come on, Linh!
326
00:12:56,343 --> 00:12:57,575
It's true!
327
00:12:58,612 --> 00:13:01,212
Oh. Children eat this?
328
00:13:01,248 --> 00:13:03,280
LINH: It's just lemongrass and shallots.
329
00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:04,549
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
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00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:07,485
- It's, uh, pretty intense, huh?
- Yup.
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- Uh, okay.
- LINH: It's mine, right?
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- BOB: I got a handful...
- So, uh, how... how are you?
333
00:13:12,526 --> 00:13:15,259
Hey! Whoa! Hey! No, no, no, no, no.
334
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:17,895
Mannix, you can't be
fraternizing with the enemy!
335
00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:19,497
CAMILLE: Khia, back to the booth.
336
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At least one thing we agree on.
337
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HUDSON: I know, right?
338
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:25,236
- Chicken curry!
- Curry chicken!
340
00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:26,504
- Chicken curry!
- Curry chicken!
341
00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:28,272
- Chicken curry!
- Curry chicken!
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00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:34,579
Hey. Now, it's time
for our performances.
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- (ARGUING INDISTINCTLY)
- ANDREW: Hey? Hey?
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- They did not...
- CAMILLE: No.
345
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:40,517
Hello!
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00:13:40,554 --> 00:13:42,486
Tell your wife about the time
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00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:44,589
you ate the bones in my curry!
348
00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:46,324
Ma, I was choking!
349
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,392
Because you ate them, right?
350
00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:49,761
- Yes.
- Whatever!
351
00:13:49,896 --> 00:13:52,096
ANDREW: Anyway, up first,
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00:13:52,098 --> 00:13:55,666
we got a little dude who's been
hard at work rep-ing Vietnam:
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The one, the only Leo Pham.
354
00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:00,205
WOMAN: Whoo!
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00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:04,141
- Go, Leo!
- Xin ch�o!
356
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:07,612
These are some of my
favourite Vietnamese things,
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00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:10,281
like Tet, which is actually today.
358
00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:11,683
It's our new years',
359
00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:13,818
when the whole family comes together.
360
00:14:13,953 --> 00:14:17,021
We play games and eat 'til we explode!
361
00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:19,290
- (SEVERAL PEOPLE LAUGHING)
- There are many important people
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00:14:19,291 --> 00:14:20,825
in Vietnamese culture,
363
00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:23,227
but my favourite Vietnamese hero is...
364
00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:27,832
American movie star Chuck Norris!
365
00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:29,567
- (IMITATING GUNS FIRING)
- What?
366
00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:31,369
- Uh-oh.
- MAN: Is that a joke?
367
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:34,172
LEO: On Wikipedia, it
says he's born in the USA,
368
00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:38,375
but in an interview, he says
he was reborn in Vietnam.
369
00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:41,246
- You showed him those movies?
- Ha!
370
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,648
He wanted to learn about the war.
371
00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:45,249
I don't like to talk about it.
372
00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:46,451
ANDREW: Why didn't
you show him something
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00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:47,818
that wasn't a white saviour movie?
374
00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:49,787
- There aren't any.
- Okay.
375
00:14:49,856 --> 00:14:52,589
And then Chuck Norris
secured the capital
376
00:14:52,626 --> 00:14:54,992
- through martial arts!
- (ANDREW LAUGHING LOUDLY)
377
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:57,362
Give it up for Leo Pham, everyone!
378
00:14:57,497 --> 00:15:00,264
- But I'm not done yet.
- Your ong noi needs to talk to you.
379
00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:01,498
(CHUCKLING)
380
00:15:04,003 --> 00:15:07,472
Uh... up next,
381
00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:09,540
we have Scotland.
382
00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:12,910
(PEOPLE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
383
00:15:13,045 --> 00:15:15,613
I'm only, uh, 1/16th Scottish,
384
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:20,518
uh, but I think you will all
agree it's the right 1/16th.
385
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:21,986
(PLAYING BAGPIPES BADLY)
386
00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:23,955
(SEVERAL PEOPLE MOANING)
387
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:27,024
(CONTINUING TO PLAY BADLY)
388
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:28,226
? Baby ?
389
00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:33,297
(SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
390
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:36,434
So, this seems to all be going well.
391
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:41,239
No! People aren't honouring
my theme of togetherness.
392
00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:43,574
Hey, if you want to propose first,
393
00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:45,143
get up on stage and do it now,
394
00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:46,711
in front of everyone in Rockridge!
395
00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:49,180
What? Dude, I don't know these people.
396
00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:52,183
Oh, man. Bob's boss is here.
397
00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:54,886
BOB: (ON SPEAKERS)
Hey, it's me, Bob Boberts,
398
00:15:55,021 --> 00:15:56,987
Rockridge community
development coordinator.
399
00:15:57,023 --> 00:15:59,030
- What the...
- BOB: Culturefest has always been
400
00:15:59,031 --> 00:16:00,291
near and dear to my heart,
401
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:02,059
so I just want to take a moment to thank
402
00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:05,596
all the community volunteers
who made this happen.
403
00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:07,532
Now, as your judge,
404
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:10,501
I am very excited to announce the winner
405
00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:12,837
of today's curry cook-off.
406
00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:15,273
Uh, but first, can I
get a glass of milk?
407
00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:16,674
Anybody?
408
00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:22,179
?
409
00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:30,087
Ah. Now, the winner
410
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:34,492
of the first annual Bob Boberts
chicken curry competition...
411
00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:36,870
Actually, Robin, do you want to
come up here on stage for this?
412
00:16:36,871 --> 00:16:37,962
It's Saturday.
413
00:16:38,097 --> 00:16:40,131
- I'm off the clock.
- Such a free spirit.
414
00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:42,933
Okay. And the winner is...
415
00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:44,168
(IMITATING DRUM ROLL)
416
00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:46,971
No! There's no winner!
417
00:16:47,106 --> 00:16:50,707
- (CROWD BOOING, SHOUTING)
- Who's wins, man?
418
00:16:50,744 --> 00:16:52,577
See, Andrew, if you
knew how to run an event,
419
00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:54,245
you'd know it's for the people.
420
00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:56,848
That's how you do
togetherness: Through warfare.
421
00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:58,249
Not on my watch.
422
00:16:58,251 --> 00:17:00,251
CROWD: (CHANTING) Who wins? Who wins?
423
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:03,888
Who wins? Who wins? Who wins? Who wins?
424
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:07,258
ANDREW: Carol! Carol, come on up here.
425
00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:09,293
Everyone, everyone, my sister Carol
426
00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:13,097
has a special question she
wants to ask a special someone.
427
00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:16,000
Round of applause for Carol, everybody!
428
00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:18,035
- What are you doing?
- Letting us both win.
429
00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:20,471
(ANDREW CHUCKLING)
430
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,473
Okay. Hi. (CHUCKLING)
431
00:17:22,608 --> 00:17:27,378
Yeah. My special question
to my special someone, huh?
432
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:31,182
Oh, please don't want to win this bad.
433
00:17:31,317 --> 00:17:32,817
Uh, Andrew!
434
00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:37,087
So, how does it feel to
have put all this together?
435
00:17:37,123 --> 00:17:39,257
Uh, excuse me. He assisted. (CHUCKLING)
436
00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:43,561
Yeah, right, buddy. My
brother tirelessly worked...
437
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,229
With the help of the community...
438
00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:48,765
To make sure that Culturefest
was a very special day.
439
00:17:48,802 --> 00:17:50,834
So?
440
00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:54,972
Uh... well, I just want you to know
441
00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:56,907
that I love this community so much
442
00:17:56,976 --> 00:17:59,444
and seeing all of you here.
443
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:03,214
You know, it's like making curry
with chicken as your protein.
444
00:18:03,349 --> 00:18:07,018
All of the different flavours
and techniques we bring to life
445
00:18:07,153 --> 00:18:09,520
show us that we're actually
more alike than different,
446
00:18:09,655 --> 00:18:11,655
and that's beautiful.
447
00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:13,724
To me, you all win.
448
00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:19,597
- Yeah, Andrew Pham!
- Babe, I love you!
449
00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:22,333
That's my husband! That's my husband!
450
00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:24,702
Gee. Okay. Tears of joy. (LAUGHING)
451
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:27,071
Let's keep this party going.
452
00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:29,940
Oh, it looks like we have a redo, right?
453
00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:31,775
Leo, Dad.
454
00:18:31,845 --> 00:18:33,777
Give it up for my boy, Leo Pham!
455
00:18:33,847 --> 00:18:34,847
MAN: Yeah, Leo!
456
00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:38,782
(CROWD CHEERING)
457
00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:40,885
First off, I just want to say,
458
00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:43,287
Chuck Norris is not Vietnamese.
459
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:44,422
- Whoo!
- Yes.
460
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:49,627
Though it's hard for me
to talk about Vietnam,
461
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,462
it makes me proud these kid
462
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,364
want to learn about their culture.
463
00:18:53,499 --> 00:18:56,300
It's a great gift.
464
00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:59,170
My ong noi taught me a song
he used to sing with my dad
465
00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:01,038
when he was little.
466
00:19:01,107 --> 00:19:02,907
Come on. Come.
467
00:19:03,042 --> 00:19:04,308
(SHOUTING IN VIETNAMESE)
468
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:05,943
Okay. (CLEARING THROAT)
469
00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:09,179
(SPEAKING VIETNAMESE)
470
00:19:09,215 --> 00:19:14,118
(SINGING IN VIETNAMESE TO
THE TUNE OF "FR�RE JACQUES")
471
00:19:14,253 --> 00:19:19,189
(CONTINUING TO SING)
472
00:19:20,259 --> 00:19:23,961
(CONTINUING TO SING)
473
00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:25,730
(CROWD APPLAUDING)
474
00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:28,399
Yeah! Rock and roll!
475
00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:31,134
(CHEERING)
476
00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:37,475
Maybe competing was silly.
477
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:39,410
Yeah. Of course we
think ours is the best.
478
00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:41,646
- It connects us to home.
- And we can be proud of that
479
00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:43,714
without having to take
away from anyone else.
480
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:46,317
Yeah. Three-way tie?
481
00:19:46,452 --> 00:19:49,754
- Yes.
- (HUDSON LAUGHING)
482
00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:52,423
Nah, man. I still need
to know who Bob picked.
483
00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:53,857
Where is that man? Bob?
484
00:19:53,927 --> 00:19:56,360
I'll be right back, Mannix. Bob!
485
00:19:56,429 --> 00:19:58,162
- Hi!
- Hi.
486
00:19:58,231 --> 00:20:01,432
So, I remember how much you
used to like my mom's cooking.
487
00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:02,767
Saved you some.
488
00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:05,436
Thanks. I, uh, saved you some, too.
489
00:20:05,571 --> 00:20:08,606
Cool. Thanks.
490
00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:13,144
So, do you, uh, maybe want to...
491
00:20:13,279 --> 00:20:15,579
Khia, come to help Ba Noi!
492
00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:19,182
- I should...
- Yeah. Yeah.
493
00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:21,985
Bye.
494
00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:24,522
Andrew?
495
00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:26,791
Oh, hey, Robin. Thanks for coming.
496
00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:29,594
- I hope you had a good time.
- Just to be clear,
497
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:33,130
Bob had absolutely nothing to
do with organizing this, did he?
498
00:20:33,266 --> 00:20:36,834
(SIGHING) No. No, he didn't.
499
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:38,335
Huh.
500
00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:39,537
MAN: (DISTANTLY) I hate...
I hate wasting food.
501
00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:43,207
(CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
502
00:20:43,342 --> 00:20:44,909
Oh, yeah. Great. Yes.
503
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,410
(STOMACH GURGLING)
504
00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:48,479
HUDSON: Bob! You liked
my curry, Bob, right? Bob!
505
00:20:48,614 --> 00:20:50,815
Who won, Bob? Bob!
506
00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:53,684
I would say that today
was a huge success,
507
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:56,153
and sorry for going into
beast mode. (CHUCKLING)
508
00:20:56,222 --> 00:20:58,556
It's okay. I just let
Bob get under my skin,
509
00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:00,825
but what's important is that
everyone had a good time.
510
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,559
Togetherness.
511
00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:04,061
(GASPING) Oh, babe. Look!
512
00:21:04,063 --> 00:21:05,229
ANDREW: Oh, oh, oh.
513
00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:10,634
BOTH: Yes! Ah!
514
00:21:10,637 --> 00:21:15,605
(RELATIVES SCREAMING, CHEERING)
515
00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:20,377
You both won!
516
00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:23,180
Rock and roll!
517
00:21:23,230 --> 00:21:27,780
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