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You and your pals were
talkin' about the newspaper
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the other day...
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They're cutting the Storks Reports
from the Letterkennys Banners.
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- Good.
- Pardon?
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- I said they're cutting the...
- I heard ya.
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- Oh.
- Good.
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- Pardon?
- I said, they're cutting the...
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- I was talking to Dary.
- Oh.
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It's inappropriate to
have a quarter-page column
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on page two of the Banner always
announcing which nut sacks had kids.
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It's no more than
an eighth of a page.
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- That's splittin' hairs.
- And it's only just often
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on page two.
- I'ds have it right up fronts
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if I coulds.
- Fucking 'eh.
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Why do yous two like the
Stork Report so much?
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It's fun to reads. I gets to
go, "Oh, they hads a kids!"
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No, it's fun to read
because I get to go...
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Oh, they had a kid?
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Should be all
business on page two.
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I open up the Banner to see
important current events.
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Like police briefs
or a calf auction,
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or Commanchero's Show'n Shine.
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Letterkenny Legionnaires scores.
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Banner Blitz with Dan McNee.
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Not to see which
nut sacks had kids,
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and ekspecially under the
title of "Stork Report".
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Starks retorts.
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Firstly, no Stork has
carried a baby anywhere.
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And secondly, Storks aren't
even native to this area.
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What if they calls it
the Blue Herrons Reports?
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Neither of those birds have
carried babies anywhere.
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Stop being cute,
just gimme the news.
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What?
- Hmm?
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Why are you lookin'
at me so long for?
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'Cause I think... what you've
just said... is absurd.
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- So a baby is about 10 pound.
- If it's a big fuckin' fat one!
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I was just ballparkin' it.
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Pretty big fat fuckin' ballpark!
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Okay so what if it's
an 8-pound baby?
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Who's gonna teach that stork
to carry the baby, Wayne?
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You?
- I think it's pretty obvious.
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- You think?
- I do toos.
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- Alright. Have at 'er.
- A falconer.
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- A falconer?
- Yeah.
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One who practices falconing.
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Practices what?
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Falconry.
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Falconing is the acts of
calling over a birds, Darys.
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So if you call over any
bird it's called falconing?
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Mm-hmm.
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- What about if it's a penguin?
- You could still falcon it.
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Waynes, is maybes yous confusing
storks's with pelicans?
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What if it's a turkey?
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Well, turkeys get
falconed all the time.
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- Really?
- There's probably someone
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out there falconing
one right now.
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Did yous knows there's a birds
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called the Blue-Footed Boobys?
- You'd need two dozen storks
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to get the baby airborne.
Plus, you'd need some crazy
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contraption so you could
harness the thrust of 24 storks.
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You need science on your side.
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You'd have to have a good
relationship with science.
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And getting 24 birds to
cooperate towards a common goal?
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In today's
social-political climate?
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Huh.
- Forget it.
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Peregrine falcon.
Or Pere-grin.
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Fastest traveler of
any bird of prey.
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Top speed of about
240 mile 'n hour.
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Works out to about 390s kilometers
per hours, gives or takes.
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- Wow. That's fast.
- Fastest hunters
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on planet earths.
- So okay, Dary, Dary, okay...
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Falconers falconing a Pere-grin.
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Only elite falconers
fucks with Peregrines.
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The falconer puts
his arm out, okay?
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Goes...
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Means it's time for
the bird to come over.
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Now that cock sucker's dartin'
around thousands of feet
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in the air currentleh.
- I'm thinking about 3500 feets.
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That's exactly what I
was thinking, about 3500.
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Now he's got all sort of gopher,
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ground hog and mouses
below he could bomb down on
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at any time, 240 mile 'n hour.
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Eats whats he wants
whens he wants.
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But despite all that
choice below, Dary.
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- World's his oysters.
- Unlimited options.
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For snacks.
- Shootin' fish in a barrels.
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The Peregrine sees
the falconers arm out.
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Hears...
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And rather than pillaging
the land, his land,
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the world's fastest hunter says,
"Mm-mm... I'm going to land
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on that nut sacks' arm instead."
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For what? A peanit.
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Have to at least bes a cashews.
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He'd have all sorta nut.
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Wow. Falconers are powerful.
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A falconer could get the
Peregrine to pull its dick
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out of his sweetie mid slide.
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But you don't think it could
get a Stork to carry a baby?
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He's got you there, Darys.
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How's yer beer?
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Well, I'm not saying
this changes anythings,
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'cause like full credit to
falconers and all that, but like...
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I was confusing
storks with pelicans.
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There's gonna be more
degens than there is us.
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A distraction will be required
to get the jump on them.
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What do degens like?
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Hanging bed sheets over windows?
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Throwing gasoline on fires?
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Driving with no shirt on?
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I've got just the thing.
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Watch this.
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How many more times do you thinks we're
gonna have to do this, good buddys?
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- Do what?
- Beats the shits
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out of some degens.
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Well, I think it'd be naive
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to think this is the
last time, good buddy.
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It's fair to say one in
ten peoples is degens.
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- I'd say one in eight.
- One in eight!
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That would mean there's
a degen among us, boys.
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- McMurray.
- Fine, two in sixteen.
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Look, alls I'm saying is this.
There's always gonna be degens.
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Just as along as there's enough
non-degens to balance them out.
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- Yeah, like, stand up people.
- Well-meaning folks.
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- Classy individuals.
- There's always gonna be
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goods guys to beats the shits
out of them when they needs its.
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Yeah, there's always
gonna be good guys.
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Always gonna be
really good guys.
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Always always gonna
be great guys.
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- Friendly.
- Neighbourly.
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- Decent.
- Noble.
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Altruistic.
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Magnanimous.
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But do you wanna know what...
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It sure is a pretty good
time rounding up your pals
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to take care of 'em.
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Oh. Thank you.
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- Boys.
- Boys.
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We've... been through
a lot together.
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We've done a pretty good job
of staying out of each other's
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ways over the years. That's
probably for the best, you know.
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Hockey players and hicks haven't
traditionally gotten along well around here.
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But after everything we've
been through together,
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all the times you've
been there for us...
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And all the times we've
been there for you.
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We just wanna say that...
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You have our respect.
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- We respect you.
- You've earned it.
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We...
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We respect you!
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I don't fuckin' care.
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- Who are ya again?
- I don't even know
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what your names are.
- Dorito head and Fun-Dip face.
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Wanna know what? I've had more respect
for cats who take dog size shits.
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- Tostito twins.
- Look at you,
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you got a bum chin
and a fucked up nose.
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Does that bum chin twerk
when you jumpin' rope?
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You look like Stevie
Wonder drew Johnny Bravo.
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- The Bubblicious boys.
- I have a hard time believing
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your mom wasn't drinking hard
bar with you in the womb.
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Your mom loves Jager Bombs.
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Your alarm goes off
one morning, you say,
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"Well, I fucked it all up."
- Oopsie.
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"I can hit snooze, my
whole life's a waste."
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- Piss up a rope.
- You're a Jolly Rancher
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and a honey nut cheerio.
- The Cheeto chums.
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Do yous ever just take a look
in the mirror and think like...
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this isn't necessary.
- Were you dropped as a child?
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I'll fuckin' drop
you as an adult.
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The gummy bear boy
and the Kit-Kat kid.
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How'd you make outta childhood
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without sticking your
tongue in a light socket?
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- The Peanut Butter brothers.
- Hey, tip 'em over,
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let's see if Fruity
Pebbles come out.
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A honey comb and a cookie crisp.
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You're a sour key
and a sun chip.
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- You like Fruit by the Foot?
- You can fruit by the fuck off.
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Reilly! Jonesy! I
cooked you breakfast.
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This isn't over!
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Jinx. You owe me a coke.
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Cool. I'll feed
it to the dogs.
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- No!
- Not the maple bacon!
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That's the best bacon!
- We're coming, Katy-Kat!
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- We are not doing it, Roald.
- We're doing it, Stewart.
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- We are not doing it, Roald.
- We're doing it, Stewart!
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We've done it all! Over the years
we've been small-town drug dealers,
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big city drug dealers...
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Got jacked and conquered
other big city drug dealers...
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Entertained the hard right
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on the... Dark web.
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We're The Hottest
Sex Imaginable.
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The Hottest Sex Imaginable.
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We shall not forget
about 2cock Shakur.
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- Just 2cock.
- And most recently,
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we had the sexiest after hours
club Letterkenny has ever seen.
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But Roald... none of our
endeavors have failed
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so epically as what
you are suggesting.
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- Stewart.
- None of our ventures
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have flopped so heroically
as what you are proposing.
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- Stewart?
- Which is precisely
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why we are not...
- Stewart!
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We are not rebooting Fartbook!
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Or are we?
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Or are we...
- Stewart says we're not.
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Ugh. Fine. Fluff you then.
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- You took it from us, Glen.
- Oh. And left it better
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than I found it. And what
the truck is wrong with that?
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- You stole it!
- Yous may think I stole
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Fartbook from you,
but cheese and rice,
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that world was moving fast
and it was leaving you behind.
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I could match its pace.
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Unfartunately, yous could not.
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Come to think of it, I feel like
something was holding you back
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the whole time, Stewart.
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Stewart?
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It used to take talent for someone
to want to point a camera at you.
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Perhaps the greatest social
breakthrough of our time,
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or all time, is when
the kids realized
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that it takes no
talent whatsoever
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to point a camera at yourself.
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I came into Fartbook with
a bit of gas and a dream.
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Champion of the Bronx cheer.
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The over saturation of amateurs
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on the platform
killed that dream.
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They slipped in silently
without us ever noticing.
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Silent... but violent.
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And like all Fartune
500 companies,
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corruption slowly crept in.
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The most powerful lobby
of them all: Big Fartma.
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The site was no longer
about the fartist.
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Almost overnight, it had
become just one more victim
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of the Gastro
Industrial Complex.
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But, Stewart, dareth you
say it was all for not?
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Yes, Glen.
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I dareth.
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Oh my gourd.
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How sooneth we forget, Stewart.
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Without Fartbook, there
would be no OnlyFarts.
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Fart work is work!
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Fartbook walked so
iToots could run.
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Spotifart is the
superior platform.
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Cleared the chamber
for iFartRadio.
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Who after a successful
GoFartMe campaign,
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acquired YouToot, Stinkedln
and Break Wind Mobile.
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You're right, Glen.
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I dareth not say.
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So we're rebooting
Fartbook, Stewart?
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No, Roald. If we're
going back to our roots,
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we're going all the way back.
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Further back than Fartbook?
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To what?
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A rave at the Ag Hall!
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K.
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- You sure?
- Sure.
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- Are you sure?
- We are sure.
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For sure, we're
sure.
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- Are you sure?
- We're sure.
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- You're sure?
- That we're sure?
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Yes, you're sure you're sure?
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- We're sure.
- Why?
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Well, it's 'cause...
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Pardon?
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- What?
- 'Cause agricultural halls
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are for agricultural music.
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- Oh yeah.
- Oh yeah.
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And we know how much you
guys love country music.
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No.
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- You don't love country music?
- No.
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- Not even a bit?
- Not one bits.
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- Not one drill bit.
- Not one bell pepper.
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Yahtzee.
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Well...
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Maybe one bell pepper.
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- Yeah, maybe one drill bit.
- Sure, one bits.
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- You're sure?
- We're sure.
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Well, I think... Yeah,
I like it a wee bit.
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- A little dab'll do ya.
- Everything in moderation.
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Small doses are fine.
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So... we can have a
rave at the Ag Hall?
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00:14:28,734 --> 00:14:31,769
I just don't suppose it
makes a ton of sense to limit
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a choice venue like the Ag Hall
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to a genre of music we
only like one bell pepper.
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Wow!
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In the spirit of family!
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Take about 20% off
'er, there, bud.
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In the spirit of friendship!
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- More.
- Fellowship?
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00:14:50,422 --> 00:14:51,556
- More.
- Camaraderie?
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00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:52,991
More.
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00:14:52,992 --> 00:14:56,527
In the spirit of community!
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We...
- The skids.
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Would like to
cordially invite you...
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The hicks.
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To our rave at the Ag Hall!
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No thank you.
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00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:14,879
What's the point of having
a rave at the Ag Hall
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00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:16,548
if no one comes again?
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00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:22,354
I'm sorry, are
you talking to us?
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00:15:22,955 --> 00:15:25,390
- Was that not clear?
- It wasn't crystal.
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00:15:25,391 --> 00:15:27,725
- Ditch the attitude, Aly-cat.
- Bit muddy.
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00:15:27,726 --> 00:15:29,794
Fitting for a dirty
girl, Bianca-donk!
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00:15:29,795 --> 00:15:31,129
- Roald.
- Stewart.
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00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:32,797
Can you help us or not?
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00:15:32,798 --> 00:15:34,666
Can you believe we
had sex with this guy?
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00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:36,034
- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.
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00:15:36,035 --> 00:15:37,568
Mm-hmm. Bro. Figure it out.
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00:15:37,569 --> 00:15:39,404
- Figure what out?
- If they won't come
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00:15:39,405 --> 00:15:42,340
for rave music, figure out
what music they will come for.
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00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:44,542
- Post-Emo Core Step?
- No.
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00:15:44,543 --> 00:15:46,477
- Folktronic Glitch-A-Billy?
- No.
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00:15:46,478 --> 00:15:48,346
- Extempo Freakbeat?
- No.
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00:15:48,347 --> 00:15:49,981
- CanCon K-Pop?
- No.
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00:15:49,982 --> 00:15:51,916
- Blue Eyed Countrypolitan?
- No.
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00:15:51,917 --> 00:15:53,418
- Old School Nu-Metal?
- No.
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00:15:53,419 --> 00:15:55,386
- Hamburger Brit Hop?
- No.
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00:15:55,387 --> 00:15:57,655
- Nicaraguan Neo-Oldies?
- No.
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00:15:57,656 --> 00:15:59,524
- Lo-Fi Billboard Prog?
- No.
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00:15:59,525 --> 00:16:01,092
- Madrigal Speed Trap?
- No.
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00:16:01,093 --> 00:16:02,627
- Tin Pan 2-Step?
- No.
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00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,395
- Surf Trance Trip Twee?
- No.
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00:16:04,396 --> 00:16:05,930
- Baltimore Acid Baroque?
- No!
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00:16:05,931 --> 00:16:08,299
- Big Room Big Band Big Beat?
- No!
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00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,567
Ugh!
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00:16:09,568 --> 00:16:11,736
Okay. Letterkenny
consists of hicks,
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00:16:11,737 --> 00:16:14,639
skids and hockey players.
- And Christians.
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00:16:16,241 --> 00:16:17,875
I told you we were
done here, Glen.
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00:16:17,876 --> 00:16:19,745
Oh are we?
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00:16:20,412 --> 00:16:21,679
Are we?
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00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:23,381
If you want people to come,
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00:16:23,382 --> 00:16:25,117
just have a little
something for everyone.
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00:16:25,851 --> 00:16:28,319
Brilliant. How are we gonna
get the word out, Stewart?
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00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:31,389
We are going to put it
on our fucking Facebook.
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00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:36,328
And you are going to put it
on your fucking Facebook!
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00:16:40,099 --> 00:16:41,599
Fluff Facebook.
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00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:09,708
Hey!
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00:20:10,576 --> 00:20:13,045
The fuckin' door's locked!
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00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,885
Oh?
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00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:27,926
One of yous gonna let us in?
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00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:30,895
Yes!
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00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,296
Yes, of course!
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00:20:32,297 --> 00:20:34,398
Well, fucking pitter-patter!
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00:21:39,197 --> 00:21:41,899
Thank you, everyone.
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00:21:41,900 --> 00:21:43,101
Sincerely.
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00:21:43,802 --> 00:21:47,038
Thank you for coming to our
hockey-themed hick rave.
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00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:50,574
- Blessed by the Lord.
- As a special treat,
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00:21:50,575 --> 00:21:53,811
and as a token of
our appreciation,
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00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:57,281
we've decided to debut
our electronic remix
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00:21:57,282 --> 00:22:00,284
of a local favourite.
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00:22:01,953 --> 00:22:03,054
Pitter-patter.
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00:22:03,055 --> 00:22:05,590
- Dick skin?
- Dickens.
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00:22:06,425 --> 00:22:07,725
Is my last name.
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00:22:07,726 --> 00:22:10,628
Ladies and gentlemen,
are you ready...
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- Ready, ready...
- Ready...
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00:22:13,865 --> 00:22:17,435
for "Sun Darts - Reimagined?"
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That's a Texas size 10-4.
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00:22:20,639 --> 00:22:21,873
Over and out.
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00:24:14,719 --> 00:24:17,255
♪ Sun Darts - Reimagined ♪
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00:24:17,305 --> 00:24:21,855
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