All language subtitles for Late Bloomer s01e06 Do Some Good.eng

(alarm buzzing)

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Woman:
Have a nice day.

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Jasmeet: ...as many condos as
there are that are going up,

there should be as many
flea markets going up,

you know what I mean?

Like, we need to
balance out the ecosystem.

We're already
destroying the environment...

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(alarm buzzing)

(speaking Punjabi)

Then what's wrong?

Your parents?

Maanvi? Jasmeet?

(footsteps approaching)

- Get up!
- What are you doing?

Get out of the bed.

I'm not supposed to be
woken up like that, man.

What are you? Crazy?

- What are you doing today?
- I don't know.

Probably do my work
and then do the deliveries.

Supinder:
No.

I can't trust
you anymore.

I know. I made a mistake.
It's just, something happened.

Something always happens
to you.

Okay, what do you want me to do?
Work at the factory?

Do seva in the community!

...For a change.

Who's Baldev?

(sighing)

Dumb and dumber.

Two of you.

Mm, actually I think I would
be the less dumb one,

'cause I'm sleeping
on the floor.

I don't know
if you know this,

but that's how
our ancestors slept.

And it's really good
for the lumbar.

You really wouldn't
believe how many things...

Supinder:

(door slamming)

Shit.

I forgot my toothbrush.

Can I borrow
your toothbrush?

No.

What do you want me to do?
Use my finger?

Yeah, you're at
your cousin house.

You use
your cousin finger.

You put some
toothpaste on your finger,

then you put it in your mouth,
and that's a cousin toothbrush.

You rub it up and down.

Then you take your fingernail,
then you scrub your tongue.

And that's how
you clean your mouth.

I'm on the cousin floor.
I hear my cousin snore.

- (overlapping rapping)
- He's my cousin friend.

- 'Til the very end.
- I smell your cousin feet.

- Man: What the hell is this!?
- Woman: I'm sorry.

Ten minutes for a fucking
coffee and you get it wrong?

I'm so sorry.

Coffee. Milk.

It's not rocket science,
if you speak the language.

Hey.
Be respectful.

I'm late, and she keeps
getting my order wrong.

Sir, I can fix it.

If you are late, then why
are you here ordering coffee?

Who the fuck are you?
Her dad?

Just conduct
yourself properly.

Screaming and yelling
at this girl

is no way for
an adult to behave.

Fuck this.

This country's gone to shit
thanks to the Liberals.

(muttering)
Unfucking believable.

Neal:
Pooji will get over it.

This is just a major setback
in her lifelong dream

of having a business.

Bro, I already
feel bad as it is.

And the craziest thing is
she got the opportunity

because of
my internet shit.

But?

But then she lost
the opportunity

because of my internet shit.

- (phone pinging)
- That's crazy, bro.

Gotta protect Pooji
at all costs.

(sniffing)

Ooh, she's
making breakfast.

Hey, should I smoke
before I eat or after I eat?

I can never tell
which one's better.

Bro, smoke with me.

When have I ever
said yes to that question?

Neal:
Not until today.

Okay, you know what?
I'm going to get out of here.

I just can't be here anymore.

I'll catch you later.

Neal:
Love you.

(groaning)
This mattress sucks.

(door closing)

(lumbar cracking)
Mm.

Oh, yeah.
Ancestor style.

(sniffling)

(sniffling)

Gurdeep:
You know...

Soon, I hope.

(chuckling)

(door creaking open)

(yawning)

There's paronta
if you're hungry.

Ooh, yes...

You can't always just
eat your mom's Pop Tarts.

You will get sick.

Come on, my mom's
cooking isn't that bad.

Is it as good as mine?

You know I can't
tell you the truth.

Wait, are you doing
the deliveries by yourself?

This is not
like your house, Neal.

In this house
I do everything.

We don't order food and we don't
pay someone to clean our house

or cut our toenails.

Is that what you think
happens in my house?

I talk
to my brother.

Guess you're not
far off.

Okay, can I please
help you?

Neal, you are
always hungry.

Always eating
and snacking.

You eat the food
for the customers!

No, I have to do it myself.

That's what you're
using to get around?

Where'd you get
a paper map?

It's bigger than you.

You use this in the car?

While you're driving?

That's crazy.

How are you alive?

Okay, at least just
let me enter the addresses

into your phone for you, please.

Neal--

Or you can get on my shoulders,
and I'll walk around the city,

and you can just
throw food at people,

and then we'll
put on a trench coat

and we'll sneak
into a rated R movie.

It'll be the best
day of our lives.

(sighing)
What's wrong with you?

I don't know.

(knocking)

Hey, welcome.

Dude, your building
is so nice.

I was like,
"She's got a doorman? What?"

Oh, I-- I don't have
a doorman.

Oh, 'cause there's just, like,
a random guy

who's letting people
into your building.

Oh, that's--
that's really weird.

Yeah, you guys
should call the cops.

- Yeah, we probably should.
- Yeah.

(laughing) No, but seriously,
you're a life saver.

There is clearly
a lot to do.

Yeah, no.
It's all good.

I'm always down to
help other people,

especially the ones
I care about.

- Aww.
- So.

- Whoa, what?
- (laughing)

This is your view?

It's, like,
too modern, right?

No, this is exactly
the kind of place

I've always dreamed
of living in.

Well, you should.

Ah, I could
never afford it.

Dancers, man. You guys are
making way too much money.

What's going on?

I have my joe-job, too,
but my parents helped.

Maybe yours would?

Nah, even if they could,
it's just like...

Or you could be
like my boyfriend

and date someone who lives
in a place like this.

So, you're telling me to date
someone with a place like this.

With a place
exactly like this?

Someone who lives
in this exact place?

Oh, my God,
you're ridiculous. (Chuckling)

Listen, I like
how we vibe,

but maybe we should
tone it back a bit.

It's just I feel bad
sometimes because of Ryan,

and I want us to be
able to be friends.

Yeah, yeah. No. I-- I'm not
trying to be a homewrecker.

I want to be friends, too.
So, I'm sorry.

No, you're-- you're good.
I just had to say it.

Jasmeet:
All good.

Hey, you want
to see the rooms?

- Rooms?
- Rooms.

- Roomssss?
- Plural.

You're telling me your mattress
isn't under the kitchen sink?

(Rebecca laughing)

You gonna work that hard,
Gurdeep,

at least trim your beard.

We don't want to be shipping out
boxes of your loose face pubes.

If I trim my beard
I will look as ugly as you.

(laughing)

(beeping)

Sir, may I have
a quick word?

Yeah, keep it quick.

I have a cousin
came from India,

and he's looking for work,
but having no luck.

He's a very good
and hard worker.

Would there be any jobs
for him?

We're at full capacity
as it is.

He's very determined
and willing to work any hours.

Can you train him
on your time?

Yes.

Not on our dollar,
you get me?

Of course.

Okay, then. Sure.
You Indians are something else.

Okay, I think it's in.
Pass me the screws.

Shit.

I think I was supposed
to buy those separately.

How does that
make any sense?

Uh-oh.
Are you going to rant?

Should I--
Should I go get my phone?

Am I going to be
on the internet?

Okay, so you do
watch my channel.

Hey, I'm a fan,

but now for some reason
my algorithm is pushing

ultra right-wing
brown guys with podcasts.

- Oh, not the podcasts.
- (laughing)

Okay, but for real though,
and you have to answer honestly.

'Kay.

Gay son
or thot daughter?

Oh, gay son for sure, because

men have to actually earn their
value in society.

What do women even
bring to the table?

Not screws apparently.

Hey, I was the star of my
high school shop class, okay?

You were not the star of your
high school--

- I absolutely was.
- What are you talking about?

Look at the size
of your hands.

- What's wrong with my hands?
- They're tiny! Look, okay.

One hand is, like,
half of mine.

No-- No, they're absolutely
normal for my body.

- That doesn't make--
- You might need three hands--

Rebecca: I don't need three ha--
My hands!

Jasmeet:
What's going on?

Nice, only a little rickety

considering we didn't
use a single screw.

(laughing)

(shushing)
That's our secret, okay?

- Okay.
- Okay.

- Okay.
- Get your feet off my table.

(sighing) So, what do you
think about this couch?

Uh...

It's vintage!

So, like, used?

So, like, lived in,
and I'm obsessed with it.

Yeah, I mean,
it's pretty cool, I guess,

if you like crazy colours
and unidentified fluids

embedded into the fabric.

You mean
pasta sauce, right?

Oh, is that what this is?

- Yeah, totally.
- Okay.

Okay, it's got a few stains,

but it's the first thing
I bought for myself.

I went to every
consignment store in the city

until I found
the perfect one.

It's my style.
My place, my style.

Yeah, no,
I can respect that.

So, what about you?

You'll never move out?
Parents won't allow it?

I feel like they'll think I'm
abandoning them or something.

Are things okay with them?

Sorry. You don't have to talk
about that if you don't want to.

Nah, it's nothing like that,
it's just like...

It's always an up and down thing
or whatever.

I mean, do you get along
great with your parents?

Kind of.
Is that bad to say?

They're like
my best friends.

What are you guys?
White?

We're Punjabi-Christian.

That doesn't mean
that we're white.

Oh, right. That just means
that you're white adjacent.

No, it's not that weird.

No, I'm playing, though.

Must be nice,
you know?

Rebecca:
It has its perks.

(chuckling)

That's no problem.

I think...

Okay...

Rebecca: Are you hungry?
Do you want to order some food?

Yeah, I'm down for some,
like, Indian food.

Um, pakoray, chole bhature.

Mm, too oily for me.
All that ghee, dairy,

fried food, no, thank you.

What about pho?

What?

Like, pho.
Like, Vietnamese noodle soup.

I don't know
what that is.

Have you never had pho?

No?

Okay, well, what about,
um, vegan sushi?

I know this really great
place that my parents and I

go to every single time
they're in the city.

Really? They don't
tell you to eat at home

and guilt trip you
if you go out?

They only guilt trip me
if I order fast food.

My dad's a health nut.

And they'll just, like,
come over to your apartment

and kick it with you?

Yeah, they were
actually just here.

When I booked that gig
they took me out to celebrate.

They're the best.

Why do you
stay with that agent?

He's a good agent.

Why don't you manage
Jasmeet's career?

That's what I said!

Gurdeep: No, he's creating
his own path.

(Gurdeep chuckling)

I also love
your girlfriend Rebecca.

Aww.
(kissing)

Thank you, Aunty ji.

No, please.
Mami ji.

- Mami ji.
- I am your mom.

Aww.

They live together, unmarried.

Cool.

Pho or veggie sushi?

What?

Pho or veggie sushi?

(groaning) I can't decide.
I'm such a Libra moon.

You have to choose.

(laughing)

Rebecca:
You don't like it, do you?

It's all right.
It just tastes like fish.

But it's not fish,
that's what's crazy about it.

(knocking)

Is that your parents?

I don't know.

- Should I hide?
- Why would you hide?

You're fine.
You're fine.

Just chill. It's good.

Okay, I'm just gonna duck out.

Oh.

Woman: Delivery for Rebecca.
Is that you?

Uh, yeah, Rebecca Mathias.

- Woman: Mm-hm.
- Rebecca: Come in.

Woman:
Okay. In you go.

Be careful.
Watch your back.

Rebecca: You can probably
just leave it right there.

- Okay.
- Thanks.

Can I just see
the slip?

Man:
Yup. Here you are.

Rebecca:
That's great. Thank you.

Jasmeet:
You got another couch?

It's from my parents.

"For our baby girl
and Ryan, too.

New condo, new couch.
Enjoy."

Ah, just tell them you already
have your consignment store

pasta sauce couch.

They know.

They saw it
and they hated it. So...

Oh.

Sounds intense.

No, I'm--
I'm so lucky.

I mean, what parents
would do this for their kid?

And besides, you hated
that one, too, so it's fine.

I didn't actually hate it.

I was just messing
around with you.

Plus, who cares what
anybody else thinks?

You like it,
and that's what matters.

It's actually kind of dope.
It's different.

It's colourful.
It's unique.

Like you.

Thanks.

(clearing throat)
But they're right.

New couch. New condo.
Fresh start.

(water running)

Hi, Pooji.
I got your text message,

and I knew it was from you
'cause at the bottom it said,

"Love, Pooji/Mom." So...

- Sit, please.
- Oh.

Is something wrong?

You were right.

Please don't tell
your fufar ji,

but I spent $400
on taxi

to make
my deliveries today.

What? Dude, why?
I would have done it for, like,

four egg parontas.

That's what I want
to talk about.

Do you really think
you can make deliveries for me?

Uh, yes. Hello?

I asked you, like, 10 times
earlier if I could.

I would love to.

But you don't have a car.

I don't need a car.
I have a bicycle.

It's like a car,
but it's free.

You can just grab them
in front of the library.

I will pay you
with the tiffins

so that you don't
eat the customers' food.

Smart.

And also
you will get tips.

Great.
Did Jasmeet ever get tips?

He has room, laundry, and food.
That is his tips.

So, are we making a deal?

(inhaling)
Hm...

Let me think about it.

Yes, Pooji,
of course we can make a deal.

You are a good nephew.

Thank you.

You know,
he-- he means well.

He's got a lot
going on right now

and it's hard for him
to balance everything,

but he loves you
and he loves the family.

Thank you.

I'm just going to
take this.

(sniffing)
Oh, yeah.

(both grunting)

'Kay, I think that's--
I think that's good.

All right.
I should head out.

Um, leftovers?

Uh, nah. I'm good.
You keep it.

Put it in that
empty-ass fridge of yours.

Listen, um,
I know my parents might seem

like they're overbearing,

but they just want
what's best for me.

Yeah, no, I get that.

I just want you to be happy
and have the couch

you really want.

Anyways, um...

Thanks for your help.

I really appreciate it.

Yeah, it's really not a problem.
Any time.

All right, goodnight.

Goodnight.

(kissing)

Sorry, I-- I just--

I thought this was,
like, a friends thing.

- Uh...
- No, you know what?

Don't worry about it.
You're good. I'm good.

Um, we're good.

I'll just, uh...
I'll head out. Um...

Unless...

Nah, you know what?
I'm playing. I'm playing.

Um, okay. I'll, uh...

I'll catch you
another time.

- Okay, bye.
- Yeah.

Have a good night.

Rebecca:
Goodnight.

(door closing)

TV Host: All right, everybody.
Welcome back to the show!

(speaking Punjabi)
Thank you. Thank you.

Okay.

(door opening and closing)

TV Host:
All the way from...

Jasmeet:
Yeah.

You guys want pakoray
and kulfi?

- Gurdeep: Yeah, sure.
- All right.

Are you guys watching
that game show again?

TV Host: Can you tell us
the main language

of Lakshadweep?

Your options are one, Tamil,
two, Malayalam,

three, Hindi,
four, Telugu, or five...

Hundred percent.

TV Host: Malayalam
is the right answer!

- That's right.
- (Laughing)

Yes, I knew that.

(both laughing)

Forget you guys.

Imagine we put Dad
on this show.

We'd lose so much.
We'd lose so much money.

We'd probably end up
paying the host.

(laughing)

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