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{\an8}Is the heat on?
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Oh, shit.
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{\an8}We have to
start planning, Maanu.
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{\an8}Dude, this is crazy.
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Maanvi: Not now,
we have our own problems.
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Problems? What?
No, this is good news.
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Dude, I made this video
about the pagg, right?
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Got mad real
and everything.
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I posted it online,
it's been blowing up.
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People love it.
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That's great, for you,
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but I told you
I'll handle it, Mom.
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I just haven't
had time yet.
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{\an8}Supinder:
I have news too, Jasmeet.
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But today's Saturday.
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Unless it's Monday already.
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You don't know what day
of the week it is?
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Every day's the same
when you work for yours--
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When you're unemployed?
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{\an8}Okay, someone's in a mood.
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{\an8}If they like it,
they might start selling
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{\an8}my dishes out of their trucks.
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That's great, Mom.
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Right?
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Yup. Yup.
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That's great.
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Right. Yup.
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Supinder: The sampler has to
be there by 1:00pm, Jasmeet.
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This is crazy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah 1:00pm, got it.
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At least there'll
be heat in the car.
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Seriously, why is it
so cold in this house?
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Dad says
the heater is "broken".
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If you looked up
from your phone,
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you'd see I used air quotes.
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I felt them, and he just
says that when he wants
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to cheap out on a bill.
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1:00pm, Jasmeet, and Maanu...
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Oh my God.
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What the hell?
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Somebody commented
"Turban zaddy" on my video.
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Do I look old?
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All right, I'll take it.
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Niroja, thank you
for coming in.
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It's so good to meet you
in person, girlie!
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Uh, yeah. You, too.
You can call me Chippy.
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Girlie...
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Listen, you must
be wondering
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why Boutique Raysha
reached out to you.
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I'm creating this
unique capsule collection
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that you'd be perfect for.
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Plus, I love, love, love,
love meeting other girlbosses,
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especially ones with literally
the most gorgeous taste.
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Oh, yeah. Thanks.
I actually like your style too.
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It's, um... It's simple.
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- Mm-hm.
- Understated.
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Literally my mantra.
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But, I do love
what you do with
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all of your... maximalism.
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My intern showed me
your page,
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and I was literally,
pew, blown away.
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Like, look at this.
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How do you even come up
with these designs
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and these little wrapping--
wrapping hacks?
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Um, thanks.
Actually, my, uh...
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My Amma and my Periamma
taught me all the drapings.
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I hated it then, though.
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Aw, so what changed?
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{\an8}I don't know,
I guess I was just, um...
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{\an8}Just young?
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{\an8}But lately I have this renewed
appreciation for Eastern beauty
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{\an8}and artistry, but I want
to make it my own.
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{\an8}So, instead of using skirts,
we use leggings and bikinis
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{\an8}to tuck them in.
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Literally genius!
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Thanks.
I mean, it's--
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It's the draping of
our ancestors, it's ours.
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It belongs to the culture.
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No more letting the whites
colonize our style.
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Preach, girlie. Preach.
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Oh, my goodness!
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This is literally
so darling.
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I could send some samples,
if you want to see more.
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Chippy, you are
literally a star
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and we'd be lucky
to work with you.
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Dude, my "why I wear a turban"
video is blowing up.
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Chippy: I did see
a certain someone on 6ixBuzz.
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No way.
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"YouTuber explains
turban significance.
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Is he speaking facts
or nah?"
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Yo, that's like
the Toronto equivalent
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of being on the front
page of Vogue.
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I feel like you don't
know what Vogue is.
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So, how's your thing
with thing?
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Chippy:
My interview with Raysha?
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Yeah, your thing with thing.
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I don't know. I don't
exactly fuck with thing, but--
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Mm-hm.
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I think I could get something
out of working with her.
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- Yeah.
- But she's okay.
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She literally uses "literally"
every other word, though.
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Hm.
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- She has a lot of followers.
- Yeah.
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- Are they as corny as her? Sure.
- True, true.
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Chippy: Do I still want to take
all their money?
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- Hundred percent, I do.
- Dude, what the hell?
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Chippy: What?
I just want to get paid.
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No, listen to this comment.
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Chippy: My fault. I thought
you were actually listening.
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"Who gives a hard hat
analogy for a pagg?
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You're watching too much
Bob the Builder, you fuddu.
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Way to white wash years
of rich Sikh history."
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Eye roll emoji?
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This dude hit me with
the eye roll emoji?
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Chippy: So? You get plenty
of hate comments.
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Just look at this one.
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"It's giving
five-star rating on Uber."
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Wait, is that an insult?
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That's just lazy.
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Hate from
your own people, though?
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That's like an inside job.
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{\an8}But you got
thirsty bot comments.
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{\an8}That's, like, the only real
currency of success
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{\an8}nowadays anyways.
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Twelve likes?
What the shit?
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Okay, good talk. I'm out.
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Stay warm and don't let
the haters turn you
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into a cold-hearted bitch.
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Yeah, all right. Peace.
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{\an8}Maanu.
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But it still takes planning,
you know?
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Well, yeah, but that's why
I thought we could make it
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more low-key, you know?
Less of a big deal.
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Big deal or small deal,
you have to make a decision.
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I've been busy with work
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and I'm probably getting
my period or something,
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'cause I'm just tired.
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I'm having enough iron, Mom.
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Go get your blood work done.
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I don't need to get blood work.
I'm fine!
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No, let's call
Babbu uncle, okay?
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He's a dentist.
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Wow! Found it. Look.
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Isn't it beautiful?
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Wow.
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I don't know,
it feels weird.
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My Roka outfit was
a bit constricting,
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but you will get used to it.
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I think I need something else.
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Something that
feels more like me.
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Nothing too showy.
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This might be the most exciting
thing you will do for 30 years.
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You're right.
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What are you doing?
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I've been loafting on
the planning too long.
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I'm going to go find
my own outfit. Don't worry.
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It's no trouble.
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We'll sit together
and start on something.
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- It's fine, it's fine!
- Make sure it's a modest one!
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You aren't someone
until you have haters, right?
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Yeah, but this shit's,
like, really pissing me off.
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I mean, he's probably just some
loser who doesn't cut his nails.
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Yeah.
Damn, 25 likes now?
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Hey, what are you doing?
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{\an8}Responding.
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{\an8}Why? They want you to engage.
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{\an8}You're playing into their hand.
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{\an8}Yeah, but somebody's gotta
put him in his place.
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Oh, shit.
Yeah, I gotta go.
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Rebecca: Okay? Should I, like,
hang up or something or...
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Hello?
What are you doing?
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{\an8}What's happening?
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{\an8}I feel like I'm getting
virtual motion sickness here.
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How does he know all of this?
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Big raw vegetable.
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Loser, looking like a Virgin.
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Disrespect, bro!
Man, fuck you for this!
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Hey. Are you there?
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I think I know who it is.
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Avtar: Right, like this.
Yes, good job.
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This is very weird.
You want to stand like this.
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Right foot forward.
More. Good.
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Yo!
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Ah, Singh.
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Class, stand down.
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Come to take a class to ignite
the warrior spirit within?
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You mean
the keyboard warrior spirit?
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What do you mean?
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You know what I mean, dude.
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Why don't you just
say it to my face?
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Say what to your face?
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Look, I don't
want to throw down--
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Are you challenging
the Gatka teacher in battle?
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Not so wise.
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'Cause if you were
to get hurt,
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who's going to
run Aunty's tiffins?
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After all, she needs
her little delivery boy.
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Man, I knew it was you,
you piece of sh--
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Whoa! Hey!
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Is that the zubaan you want
to speak in front of the youth?
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After all those
beautiful words you said
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about the pagg
in your video?
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Wait, what?
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Look, I know
I'm hard on you.
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I know that's hard
for you,
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because you respect
me so much,
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but your video
was truly inspiring.
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Even the hard hat part?
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Ah, the hard hats.
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Connecting
the blue collar Goray
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with the nobility
of the Singhs
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was a masterful analogy.
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It created unity.
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You all saw that video,
right, kids? Yes.
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When you stopped
coming to class,
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I was worried that you had
strayed from the righteous way.
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Dude, I only came to,
like, one class, man.
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It was on the same
time Pok�mon was on,
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so my Saturday
mornings were pretty--
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You were just waiting
for the right opportunity
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to tell me that you've not
forgotten my teachings.
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I see you
and I'm proud of you.
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But if you ever threaten me
in front of my class again,
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I'll fold you up
in so many ways
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that the aunties will
think you're a milk crate,
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and then they'll sit on you.
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They will sit
on your face.
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And some of them...
they're big.
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Wait, so if
it wasn't you then...
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Avtar:
Right, left, right.
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Right, right, left, right.
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Yes, good job.
Right, left, right.
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Yes, okay. Good.
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Good. Right, left.
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You're swinging too fast,
but that's good. Yes.
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I know you're here!
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Uh, I mean,
we're all here.
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Beautiful.
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- Hello.
- Hey.
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Oh, it's you!
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I was just thinking.
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This chick looks a lot
like Jassi's little sister.
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So, what're you doing here?
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I have my engagement
Roka thing coming up.
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Oh, well, do you
see anything you like?
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I guess I just... don't
know what I want exactly.
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Well, you know
I'm a designer, right?
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It's why I'm here
sourcing fabrics.
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I design South Asian looks for
modern, urban women like--
249
00:13:02,391 --> 00:13:04,526
Like myself.
250
00:13:04,526 --> 00:13:07,095
Could you design
something for me?
251
00:13:07,095 --> 00:13:10,365
Uh... yeah.
Let's find out.
252
00:13:10,365 --> 00:13:12,467
I can sketch you
something real quick.
253
00:13:12,467 --> 00:13:14,036
Sure.
254
00:13:16,138 --> 00:13:18,106
Can I ask you something?
255
00:13:18,106 --> 00:13:19,608
What do you do all day?
256
00:13:19,608 --> 00:13:21,210
Like--
Like, as a designer, I mean.
257
00:13:21,210 --> 00:13:23,545
My job is just so clear cut.
I count numbers.
258
00:13:23,545 --> 00:13:24,746
I'm an accountant.
259
00:13:24,746 --> 00:13:26,615
I design looks.
I'm a designer.
260
00:13:26,615 --> 00:13:29,885
But, like,
you make money off of that?
261
00:13:29,885 --> 00:13:31,887
Not always.
262
00:13:31,887 --> 00:13:33,789
So, what kind of
design are you loo--
263
00:13:33,789 --> 00:13:35,891
So, how does someone
become a designer?
264
00:13:35,891 --> 00:13:37,993
I don't know.
I liked it so I just did it.
265
00:13:37,993 --> 00:13:39,294
Sounds hedonistic.
266
00:13:39,294 --> 00:13:40,963
Ah, thank you.
267
00:13:40,963 --> 00:13:44,132
So, tell me
about your Roka.
268
00:13:44,132 --> 00:13:45,167
What's the vibe?
269
00:13:45,167 --> 00:13:46,602
Most jobs are just
so clean cut.
270
00:13:46,602 --> 00:13:48,403
They follow a specific path.
271
00:13:48,403 --> 00:13:51,240
But you just do
whatever you feel like?
272
00:13:52,741 --> 00:13:54,076
Like, is there a goal?
273
00:13:54,076 --> 00:13:55,244
Enough about me.
274
00:13:55,244 --> 00:13:56,678
What do you want?
275
00:13:56,678 --> 00:13:59,314
Great question.
What do you want?
276
00:14:04,286 --> 00:14:06,088
You know what?
Hold that thought.
277
00:14:17,799 --> 00:14:19,001
It might help.
278
00:14:43,825 --> 00:14:45,861
Oh, my God.
279
00:14:48,463 --> 00:14:50,332
Dude, you scared
the shit out of me.
280
00:14:50,332 --> 00:14:52,134
You're not jumping me.
What are you doing?
281
00:14:52,134 --> 00:14:54,136
Why is it hot
as hell in here, bro?
282
00:14:54,136 --> 00:14:55,804
This some Bikram yoga
type shit.
283
00:14:55,804 --> 00:14:57,172
You know Bikram yoga?
284
00:14:57,172 --> 00:14:59,308
Yeah, he's my idol.
285
00:14:59,308 --> 00:15:00,409
You know what he did, right?
286
00:15:00,409 --> 00:15:01,977
{\an8}Bro...
287
00:15:04,379 --> 00:15:05,580
{\an8}...to stretch their legs
in front of him,
288
00:15:05,580 --> 00:15:06,915
{\an8}and he makes them pay him?
289
00:15:06,915 --> 00:15:08,850
Guy's a genius.
290
00:15:08,850 --> 00:15:10,352
Okay, that's a hot take.
291
00:15:10,352 --> 00:15:12,220
I'm hyped
you texted me, bro.
292
00:15:12,220 --> 00:15:14,022
I saw for this pussy,
we corner him, right?
293
00:15:14,022 --> 00:15:15,157
You grab him.
294
00:15:18,260 --> 00:15:19,895
Then we'll give him
a fucking noogie.
295
00:15:19,895 --> 00:15:23,031
A classic noogie. That shit
really messes you up.
296
00:15:25,334 --> 00:15:26,601
It stays with you.
297
00:15:28,270 --> 00:15:30,706
Usually I'd ask you to
tone it back like a notch or 20,
298
00:15:30,706 --> 00:15:33,008
but in this case...
I love it.
299
00:15:33,008 --> 00:15:36,278
Yeah, let's do it.
No notes.
300
00:15:36,278 --> 00:15:38,213
Great.
What happened again?
301
00:15:38,213 --> 00:15:39,948
Jasmeet: Uh, just, like, running
his mouth on the internet.
302
00:15:39,948 --> 00:15:41,450
Telling me that I'm, like,
303
00:15:41,450 --> 00:15:43,752
white-washing years of
rich Sikh history.
304
00:15:45,787 --> 00:15:46,955
Okay, but what happened?
305
00:15:48,390 --> 00:15:50,559
That.
That's what happened.
306
00:15:52,728 --> 00:15:53,929
What?!
307
00:15:53,929 --> 00:15:55,430
You're saying that this
guy didn't run up on you
308
00:15:55,430 --> 00:15:57,432
or try to smash your sister
or some shit?
309
00:15:57,432 --> 00:15:59,935
He just left a mean
comment on the internet?
310
00:15:59,935 --> 00:16:01,436
Yeah, dude!
311
00:16:01,436 --> 00:16:04,039
On the internet, where everyone
everywhere can laugh at me
312
00:16:04,039 --> 00:16:05,073
all at once.
313
00:16:05,073 --> 00:16:06,708
Don't you want them to laugh?
314
00:16:06,708 --> 00:16:08,744
Jasmeet: Yeah, I want them
to laugh with me,
315
00:16:08,744 --> 00:16:11,079
because of me,
not at me.
316
00:16:11,079 --> 00:16:12,547
Bro, a laugh's
a laugh.
317
00:16:12,547 --> 00:16:14,216
I mean, how're you gonna
make it big if you keep
318
00:16:14,216 --> 00:16:15,450
swerving for
all this small shit?
319
00:16:15,450 --> 00:16:16,885
Dude, it just, like,
hits different
320
00:16:16,885 --> 00:16:18,453
when it's coming from one
of your own.
321
00:16:18,453 --> 00:16:21,289
Okay, I get it,
then channel that energy
322
00:16:21,289 --> 00:16:24,626
and keep making more shit
and keep getting paper.
323
00:16:24,626 --> 00:16:27,162
I mean, otherwise, if you
can't take the heat, dawg--
324
00:16:27,162 --> 00:16:28,964
Stay out of the internet.
Okay, yeah. I get it.
325
00:16:28,964 --> 00:16:30,465
All right, bro. I ain't
going to stick around
326
00:16:30,465 --> 00:16:32,801
to jump some dusty incel
'cause he hurt your feelings.
327
00:16:32,801 --> 00:16:34,636
I'm fucking starved.
328
00:16:36,138 --> 00:16:37,839
Yo, anything good
in that food bag?
329
00:16:37,839 --> 00:16:39,274
I don't know.
330
00:16:39,274 --> 00:16:41,743
Just, like, a couple of--
some tiffins that my Mom--
331
00:16:41,743 --> 00:16:43,578
Oh, fu--
332
00:16:48,150 --> 00:16:51,186
Yo, you ever notice
how every mannequin ever is,
333
00:16:51,186 --> 00:16:52,821
like, super white?
334
00:16:55,123 --> 00:16:58,693
Yeah, they look like the guests
at Priyanka Chopra's wedding.
335
00:17:02,097 --> 00:17:05,600
I don't know, maybe I'm a freak,
but I'm not one of those people
336
00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:08,003
who wants a big
hoopla over a wedding.
337
00:17:08,003 --> 00:17:11,139
How is a brown woman with
your family gonna avoid that?
338
00:17:11,139 --> 00:17:13,208
I know, right?
339
00:17:13,208 --> 00:17:16,278
My mom's so excited.
She should just fill in for me.
340
00:17:16,278 --> 00:17:18,313
Sounds Freudian.
341
00:17:18,313 --> 00:17:20,215
What's a designer
know about Freud?
342
00:17:20,215 --> 00:17:21,516
Same as an accountant.
343
00:17:21,516 --> 00:17:23,685
Touch�.
344
00:17:23,685 --> 00:17:24,820
So.
345
00:17:26,288 --> 00:17:28,457
Everyone else's
opinion aside,
346
00:17:28,457 --> 00:17:31,827
what's your dream
design look like?
347
00:17:31,827 --> 00:17:33,795
It's an intimate ceremony.
348
00:17:33,795 --> 00:17:37,532
Just family, so, like, my look
doesn't have to be a big thing.
349
00:17:37,532 --> 00:17:39,501
Doesn't have to be
a thing at all really.
350
00:17:39,501 --> 00:17:44,072
Got it. So, you don't want
to be seen or noticed.
351
00:17:44,072 --> 00:17:45,507
Exactly.
352
00:17:45,507 --> 00:17:47,075
You in witness protection
or some shit?
353
00:17:47,075 --> 00:17:48,376
What?
354
00:17:48,376 --> 00:17:50,078
You just asked me to
make you a nothing outfit
355
00:17:50,078 --> 00:17:51,580
that no one
can see you in.
356
00:17:51,580 --> 00:17:53,248
No. No, no, no.
I'm just--
357
00:17:53,248 --> 00:17:54,749
I'm not like my brother.
358
00:17:54,749 --> 00:17:58,353
He wants to be seen
and loved by everyone.
359
00:17:58,353 --> 00:18:00,856
I just want that from
the people close to me.
360
00:18:00,856 --> 00:18:02,224
So, why don't
you talk to them?
361
00:18:04,426 --> 00:18:07,596
I can't. I care too much
about what they think.
362
00:18:09,331 --> 00:18:10,432
Chippy:
Maanvi.
363
00:18:13,101 --> 00:18:14,870
Is everything okay?
364
00:18:14,870 --> 00:18:16,538
Yes, I'm fine.
365
00:18:18,373 --> 00:18:21,276
One thing about me is I don't
speak passive aggression.
366
00:18:21,276 --> 00:18:23,111
So, why don't you say
367
00:18:23,111 --> 00:18:24,946
what you're
desperately trying not to?
368
00:18:29,217 --> 00:18:31,586
I think, maybe...
369
00:18:34,022 --> 00:18:36,191
I don't want
to get married.
370
00:18:36,191 --> 00:18:38,760
Not right now anyways.
371
00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:40,629
Maybe not even
for a while.
372
00:18:44,699 --> 00:18:46,434
I've never said that
out loud before.
373
00:18:46,434 --> 00:18:48,703
Sounds stupid.
374
00:18:48,703 --> 00:18:51,072
Not to me,
but maybe you tell it
375
00:18:51,072 --> 00:18:53,441
to one of those people
you actually care about.
376
00:18:54,943 --> 00:18:56,578
I see why my brother
keeps you around.
377
00:18:56,578 --> 00:18:58,647
Yeah, man.
I'm, like, really awesome.
378
00:19:00,148 --> 00:19:02,984
What am I doing
about this dress then?
379
00:19:02,984 --> 00:19:05,921
Design it,
however you want.
380
00:19:05,921 --> 00:19:07,822
Yeah? You sure?
381
00:19:07,822 --> 00:19:09,591
Yeah.
382
00:19:09,591 --> 00:19:11,726
Okay, let me
show you my page.
383
00:19:15,897 --> 00:19:17,098
The fuck?!
384
00:19:19,634 --> 00:19:20,969
Oh, these are so good.
385
00:19:20,969 --> 00:19:23,405
Yo, Boutique Raysha?
She's so awesome.
386
00:19:24,773 --> 00:19:26,608
She literally stole
my shit.
387
00:19:36,117 --> 00:19:37,352
Yeah, we should go.
388
00:19:54,002 --> 00:19:57,205
Hey, uh, I'm supposed to
be delivering the sampler?
389
00:19:57,205 --> 00:20:01,643
Holy hell. Jasmeet?!
You came? It's actually you?
390
00:20:01,643 --> 00:20:03,612
Uh, yeah.
It's actually me.
391
00:20:03,612 --> 00:20:05,614
I'm such a big fan.
I'm Manjit.
392
00:20:08,116 --> 00:20:10,485
I've been messaging you all day,
tiffin boy.
393
00:20:11,686 --> 00:20:12,654
Wait, what did you
just say?
394
00:20:12,654 --> 00:20:14,456
I called you tiffin boy, guy.
395
00:20:14,456 --> 00:20:16,524
Where's the white boy
you're always hiding behind?
396
00:20:16,524 --> 00:20:19,227
Oh, my God.
397
00:20:19,227 --> 00:20:21,830
You're SikhSlayer99.
You're my hater?
398
00:20:21,830 --> 00:20:24,366
Hater?
No, I'm your fan.
399
00:20:24,366 --> 00:20:26,334
How are you my fan?
You've been trolling me all day.
400
00:20:26,334 --> 00:20:29,137
You don't get it, bro?
You don't see the master plan?
401
00:20:29,137 --> 00:20:32,240
Having a hater on
the internet makes you legit.
402
00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:35,410
I'm levelling you up.
I was born to be an antagonizer.
403
00:20:35,410 --> 00:20:37,912
It was in my birth chart.
I blow things up.
404
00:20:37,912 --> 00:20:40,482
Okay, so, is there
a food truck here or no?
405
00:20:40,482 --> 00:20:43,852
There is. My dad owns, like,
12 food trucks and counting.
406
00:20:43,852 --> 00:20:45,820
I told him to try
your mom's business.
407
00:20:45,820 --> 00:20:47,722
See?
I'm your fan.
408
00:20:47,722 --> 00:20:49,224
Okay, so is he here?
409
00:20:49,224 --> 00:20:50,392
I'm supposed to
make this delivery.
410
00:20:50,392 --> 00:20:51,726
You were.
He's not home anymore.
411
00:20:51,726 --> 00:20:53,695
That was supposed
to be hours ago.
412
00:20:53,695 --> 00:20:56,765
You really screwed
your mom over, eh?
413
00:20:56,765 --> 00:20:58,400
Oh, my God.
Okay, look.
414
00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:00,935
I'll come back tomorrow.
I'm gonna have a fresh sampler.
415
00:21:00,935 --> 00:21:02,504
It'll be nice and hot.
416
00:21:02,504 --> 00:21:05,006
You lost your chance. My dad
doesn't like unprofessionalism.
417
00:21:06,241 --> 00:21:08,043
Okay, what the shit is
even going on right now?
418
00:21:08,043 --> 00:21:09,377
First, you troll me all day,
419
00:21:09,377 --> 00:21:11,079
but then you give
my mom an opportunity,
420
00:21:11,079 --> 00:21:12,414
and then you just
take it away from her?
421
00:21:12,414 --> 00:21:13,948
You should be
thanking me.
422
00:21:13,948 --> 00:21:15,183
Why would I be thanking you?
423
00:21:15,183 --> 00:21:16,685
You got more
followers out of this.
424
00:21:16,685 --> 00:21:18,553
I could have delivered this
way earlier if I didn't let
425
00:21:18,553 --> 00:21:23,191
your mind poison just,
like, slide into my brain DMs,
426
00:21:23,191 --> 00:21:26,061
and I'm just standing here
like an idiot with, like--
427
00:21:26,061 --> 00:21:27,562
What even--
Are you taking a picture?!
428
00:21:27,562 --> 00:21:28,797
What even are you?
429
00:21:28,797 --> 00:21:30,565
Like, some reverse
psychology super fan?
430
00:21:30,565 --> 00:21:33,368
Number one super fan, baby.
Say "paneer."
431
00:21:33,368 --> 00:21:36,137
Okay, dude. Can you not? Please.
Stop. What are you doing?
432
00:21:36,137 --> 00:21:38,540
Oh, snap. This is a great pic.
433
00:21:38,540 --> 00:21:41,609
You look so cheesed.
It's like I'm your pet peeve.
434
00:21:41,609 --> 00:21:43,645
Bars, yo.
I'm like your Nav Bhatia,
435
00:21:43,645 --> 00:21:46,114
you're my Raptors.
I could be a rapper.
436
00:21:46,114 --> 00:21:48,083
I deliver more
slappers than your mom
437
00:21:48,083 --> 00:21:50,251
when you get home
with no tiffins delivered.
438
00:21:50,251 --> 00:21:52,787
Jasmeet...
439
00:21:56,991 --> 00:21:59,094
Did you find what you wanted?
440
00:21:59,094 --> 00:22:00,395
I think so.
441
00:22:00,395 --> 00:22:01,429
{\an8}Good...
442
00:22:14,142 --> 00:22:16,177
Turn it down
and I'll tell you.
443
00:22:21,249 --> 00:22:23,485
I'm sorry about earlier.
I had a lot on my mind.
444
00:22:28,590 --> 00:22:31,626
But I'm always there to
help you whenever you need me.
445
00:22:32,861 --> 00:22:35,930
It's... not that.
446
00:22:37,632 --> 00:22:39,267
I think the reason
I was delaying--
447
00:22:42,637 --> 00:22:44,472
How was the delivery?
Did he like it?
448
00:22:46,274 --> 00:22:48,610
Oh, what happened?
449
00:22:49,611 --> 00:22:51,312
Okay, I'm so sorry.
450
00:22:53,615 --> 00:22:55,316
No, it's not that.
The food is great.
451
00:22:55,316 --> 00:22:57,118
Did you deliver it
on time like she asked?
452
00:22:57,118 --> 00:22:58,686
- No, but--
- So, you fucked it up.
453
00:22:58,686 --> 00:23:00,889
Yo, the food truck
guy's daughter, she was crazy.
454
00:23:00,889 --> 00:23:02,490
Like, legit crazy.
455
00:23:02,490 --> 00:23:05,360
So, it was the food truck guy's
daughter's fault? Makes sense.
456
00:23:06,995 --> 00:23:08,696
{\an8}Maanvi: You just can't
do anything for anyone
457
00:23:08,696 --> 00:23:10,031
{\an8}other than yourself, can you?
458
00:23:13,568 --> 00:23:15,904
I know, I'm so sorry.
459
00:23:17,572 --> 00:23:19,073
God.
460
00:23:20,909 --> 00:23:22,310
Where are you going?
461
00:23:24,412 --> 00:23:26,381
{\an8}Supinder: I'll find something!
462
00:23:26,381 --> 00:23:28,983
I have planning
to get back to.
463
00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:10,892
? Give me something
for my love ?
464
00:24:12,961 --> 00:24:17,932
? All that I want
to see is you ?
465
00:24:26,241 --> 00:24:30,645
? Oh, my love,
I'm needing you ?
466
00:24:31,746 --> 00:24:36,718
? Ooh ?
467
00:24:37,952 --> 00:24:42,924
? Ooh
La-la-la la-la-la-la ?
468
00:24:44,492 --> 00:24:48,296
{\an8}? Ooh, my love,
I wanna know... ?
469
00:24:48,346 --> 00:24:52,896
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