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[BELL TOLLS]
[SOMBRE STRING MUSIC]
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[MOURNERS RECITE IN HEBREW]
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[MOURNERS RECITE IN HEBREW]
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- My first boyfriend was this,
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like, semi-religious
Jewish guy -
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semi-religious in the sense that
he would pray three times a day,
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but also, we'd bang.
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You know?
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He wore one of those
little hats, a kippah,
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and I remember every time
we were making out,
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and it was clear things
were leading to sex,
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he'd take it off
and set it aside.
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It really became
part of the whole ritual.
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Things got hot and heavy;
off it came.
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It got to the point
where it legit conditioned me
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so that when I saw
a kippah coming off,
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I knew that it was on.
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[PLAYFUL POP-ROCK MUSIC]
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[MUSIC CONTINUES]
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Pavlov's dog used to drool when
it heard a bell ring, right?
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- ? Nothing can slow me down.
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[MUSIC STOPS]
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- Ding, ding.
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- ? Oh, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
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? Oh, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah! ?
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- Top comments of the day - go.
- Hmm. Mm-hm.
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'Meet a special someone
in the States?'
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- Mm.
- 'Your parents must be so happy
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'you're back in the nest.'
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And obviously,
'What's your plan now?'
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You?
- Oh, the classics.
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'When are you and
Bec gonna start trying?'
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'What's the hold-up?'
And, 'If you wait too long,
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she will dry up like a prune.'
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- Mm. Little do they know
she's already a dried-up prune.
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Emotionally. Emotionally.
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- Hey. I just wanted to wish
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you and your family a long life.
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- Appreciate that,
Mikey. Cheers.
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- So...
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what is your plan?
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- OK, you just physically
assaulted me.
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- Come on.
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You spent a year making
bead bracelets for tweens.
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And you've been
back a while now.
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It's time to get
back to reality.
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- Exsqueeze me.
Jewish Camp America
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was not like that at all.
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'It was exactly like that.'
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And I have plans.
- Mum!
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- 'Obviously, I have no plans.'
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- Oh, sorry, doll.
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[QUIRKY MUSIC]
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- Leo's a great brother.
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When we were kids, I actually
thought we'd end up together.
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But some things
just don't work out.
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In all seriousness,
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that would be extremely
on-brand for my family.
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There are 5000 Jews
in New Zealand,
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and I'm pretty sure I am
the most inbred of them all.
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My grandpa's a survivor.
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Not like Destiny's Child -
like the Holocaust and stuff.
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Back in Europe,
we lived in ghettos
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where we could only
marry our cousins,
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so now my family's
like a genetic dead end.
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But while I work hard
mixing things up,
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sowing my absolutely
wild oats...
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Leo somehow found...
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[STEADY DRUM BEAT]
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- Bec. My beloved.
- Hi. Could you go mingle?
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- Yeah, I can go mingle.
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? Gonna mix and mingle
to the jingle-?
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- OK, go!
- Sorry. Yep.
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- [CLEARS THROAT]
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- You know
we're sitting Shiva, right?
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Sitting Shiva?
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- Your brother's trying to get
a new venture off the ground.
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Did you know that?
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- 'Ugh. I wonder if
she's finally pregnant.
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'My mum told me Leo told her
they're definitely trying.
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'They're probably just waiting
to announce it in case it,
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like, dies or whatever.'
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- So it's important, at mixers
like these, that he gets around
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and talks to people,
you know, and, um, networks.
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- Mixers like
my grandma's funeral?
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- Maybe you two can
chat later, though.
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- Come, guys!
We're doing the candle!
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[MOURNFUL STRING MUSIC]
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- just throw it up
and then pop it like that.
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[WOMEN CHUCKLE]
Too easy.
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- [GASPS]
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WHISPERS: Why don't
you catch up with Mikey?
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- He has a girlfriend.
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They run a 'vegan meal prep'
TikTok together.
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- They're engaged, actually.
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- Is she Jewish?
- No.
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- Huh. Well, then he's single.
- Well, I'm not.
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I have a boyfriend.
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- No!
- No, you don't.
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- Yes, I do.
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His name is... Yoni.
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- Where'd you meet him?
- Camp.
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- Oh, is that who
you've been instant-messaging?
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I've seen that
little Mona Lisa smile, eh?
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- Yep. That's my...
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Yoni smile, so yeah.
- Ooh!
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- Oh, must you drink
directly from the bottle?
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- Oh, this isn't communal juice.
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This is from
my own personal supply.
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It's for my UTI.
- UTI. Yeah, I know.
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- We all know.
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Hey, Lulu has a boyfriend
in America. His name is Yoni.
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- Huh.
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- Shit. Hide me.
- What?
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- Hide me. Quick! The rabbi -
he wants to cut my clothes!
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- They're gonna
find out eventually.
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- Oh, fuck off.
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- What?
- What?
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- You said, 'Fuck off.'
- No. I said...
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I have a cough.
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[CLEARS THROAT, COUGHS]
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- You said, 'Fuck off.'
- Yeah, I did. Sorry.
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- And he's coming over.
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And he's arriving.
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- Keren. Hi.
- And he's here. Hi. Hi.
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- Um, sorry, we should've
done this before the funeral,
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but do you have any scissors?
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- For what?
- Um...
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for your... clothes, for kriah.
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- Oh, no. No, this is
new. This is Zambesi.
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- Keren, we have to do this.
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- Do I have to do it?
- Yes.
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- Did I have to be
your mother's primary companion
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till the day she passed,
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caring for her as if
she were my own mother? No.
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Did I? Ja. But this,
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tearing up a sensational
designer garment - no, no, no.
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For what?
Hannah was a seamstress.
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She would never
have wanted this.
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And Rabbi, quite frankly,
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I don't believe
God would want it either.
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- Well, you could always
just wear a black ribbon.
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- Ah, well, that I'll do.
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Next time, open with
that if it's an option.
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[QUIRKY MUSIC]
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- I mean, there's no Yoni.
That goes without saying.
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But the only thing more painful
than this UTI would be
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my parents finding out who I'm
actually seeing right now.
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[CELL PHONE RINGS]
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Ollie.
- How's the, uh...
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- Not good. I feel like I'm
pissing out a ghost pepper.
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Ollie and I have
been molesting each other
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on and off
our entire adult lives.
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There's just one thing
I always forget to do -
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pee after.
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- Sorry, Lu.
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[LIGHT POP-ROCK MUSIC]
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- She's not all there.
She's, like,
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telling him to mingle
and telling him to network,
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and it's like, 'OK, bitch,
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'maybe don't tell me when
I can chat to my brother.
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'Thanks so much, Bec.
Thank you [!]'
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- Oh, and did you hear
when she told me
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we're out of salad tongs?
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She's like, 'We're out of
salad tongs.' And I'm like,
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'Well, why don't you
use the pair you have
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'shoved up your arse?'
- [LAUGHS]
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- Can't you see?
She's hormonal.
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I'd know. I was there
through all the pregnancies.
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I know hormonal women.
They're not right in the head.
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- What makes you think
she's pregnant?
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- The nose knows.
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- SIGHS: OK...
- This again.
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- You can't smell pregnancy,
Hershey.
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- No, no.
And even if it is true,
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Bec's been with our family
for, like, 10 years.
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So unless she's been pregnant
that entire time,
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I think it's safe to say
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it's probably not
so much the hormones
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as her personality.
- [CHUCKLES]
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- Aw. Bye, my darling.
- Darling. Thank you so much.
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- Love you, Dad.
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- You and Siggy...
- We'll see you tomorrow.
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Bye, love.
- Bye.
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- Bye, darling.
- Bye.
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- I know! I know.
I was like, 'Hmm.'
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I know.
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Well, you know, I got that far.
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I got halfway through,
and then I had to-
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- Ooh, sorry, Keren.
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Hey, next time you're here,
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would you mind
swinging by my office?
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- What's wrong?
- We don't have to do it today.
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- No, you brought it up,
sweetheart. Let's go.
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- Uh, OK.
I just wanna say again
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how heartbroken
we are to lose Hannah.
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She was the sweetest lady.
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- Thanks, honey. What's up?
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- Um, OK...
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Hershey was a wonderful partner,
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but I think as Hannah's state
worsened, he grew lonely.
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And I suppose he started
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looking for
companionship elsewhere.
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Bye, John.
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And it's gotten to
the point where I think
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someone needs to
talk to him about it,
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cos we've really tried.
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- Talk to him about what?
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- Safety.
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When a parent enters a home,
it's like going to college -
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like, lots of people in
a small space, sparks fly.
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And with the guys having Viagra
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and the ladies not
having pregnancy concerns,
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things happen.
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And, uh,
things are really happening.
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- Sofia, I buried
my mother-in-law today.
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I just wanna go home, take a
bath and watch my murder shows,
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so whatever it is you're trying
to say, please just say it.
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- Um...
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Hershey's been spreading
chlamydia like the plague.
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[BIRDSONG, INSECTS CHIRP]
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[LAUGHTER]
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- SIGGY: Hey, Lu?
- You were like,
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'Thank you for letting
me know. She's like,
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'Any questions?'
- Ja, and I'm like,
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'Um, every question.'
- [LAUGHS]
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- Lu?
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I need your help.
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- Oh. We look a bit... old. Were
we a bit old to be doing that?
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- No, it's sweet.
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You'd often poo in there.
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We'd have no idea
until Leo started screaming.
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- [CHUCKLES] What do
Kim and Avi need these for?
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- Uh, one of their
famous slideshows.
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It's for Mum.
With Shabbos coming up,
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they thought it might be nice.
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- Are you OK?
Must've been a bit...
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shit saying goodbye today.
- With the strokes,
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I feel like I said goodbye
to Mum a long time ago.
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But it is sad.
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I do feel for Hershey, though.
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He must have got lonely
over all these years.
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Look how close you two were.
245
00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:37,051
- We're still close.
- Yeah, I know,
246
00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:38,719
but it's different.
247
00:10:38,787 --> 00:10:40,532
He's got Bec now. He'll have
kids of his own soon.
248
00:10:40,556 --> 00:10:41,766
- But don't you think
it's weird?
249
00:10:41,790 --> 00:10:43,958
Like, there's a whole world
of people out there,
250
00:10:44,026 --> 00:10:46,360
and he chose Bec.
251
00:10:46,429 --> 00:10:48,929
- Well,
Jews have limited options.
252
00:10:48,998 --> 00:10:51,832
He opted to import,
just like me.
253
00:10:51,835 --> 00:10:54,768
- What if I don't wanna do that
weird mail-order bride option?
254
00:10:54,837 --> 00:10:57,015
- You mean go local?
Yeah, there's heaps of guys -
255
00:10:57,039 --> 00:10:59,040
Mikey Gold,
256
00:10:59,108 --> 00:11:01,408
the list goes on.
257
00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:03,421
- Does kinda seem
like that was the list.
258
00:11:03,445 --> 00:11:05,579
- What do you want
me to say, Lu?
259
00:11:05,648 --> 00:11:08,048
You find someone Jewish.
You make it work.
260
00:11:08,051 --> 00:11:10,618
That's how it's always been.
- See, that...
261
00:11:10,686 --> 00:11:13,053
that kind of thinking is
exactly why I needed braces,
262
00:11:13,122 --> 00:11:15,456
laser eye surgery, orthotics.
263
00:11:15,458 --> 00:11:17,925
I've had a constant UTI
for the last decade,
264
00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:19,371
because we've basically
been marrying
265
00:11:19,395 --> 00:11:21,795
the same five families
since the 1800s.
266
00:11:21,864 --> 00:11:23,642
It's actually not
good breeding, Dad.
267
00:11:23,666 --> 00:11:24,976
- You know,
you sound like a eugenicist.
268
00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,501
- OK, Lucius Malfoy.
269
00:11:27,570 --> 00:11:30,704
You're the one who's
pro keeping the bloodline pure.
270
00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:33,340
I'm the one who wants to,
like, mix it up a little bit.
271
00:11:33,343 --> 00:11:35,242
- We're trying to keep
something ancient alive
272
00:11:35,245 --> 00:11:38,012
in a world that wants
us to give it all up.
273
00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:41,015
Everyone in our line
for thousands of years
274
00:11:41,083 --> 00:11:43,517
has kept
the Jewish flame burning.
275
00:11:43,586 --> 00:11:45,664
Do you really wanna be
the one to extinguish it?
276
00:11:45,688 --> 00:11:48,656
- And you're about to
guilt me with the H-bomb.
277
00:11:48,658 --> 00:11:51,191
- Firstly, 'H-bomb' is
278
00:11:51,260 --> 00:11:52,159
an inappropriate term for...
[CELL PHONE BUZZES]
279
00:11:52,161 --> 00:11:54,072
the Holocaust.
- There it is.
280
00:11:54,096 --> 00:11:55,941
- And second,
I don't even need to,
281
00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:57,765
because if I've
done my job right,
282
00:11:57,767 --> 00:12:00,835
you should be old enough
to guilt yourself by now.
283
00:12:06,642 --> 00:12:08,276
- 'I need to break up with him.'
284
00:12:09,111 --> 00:12:10,811
- ? I could be your number one.
285
00:12:12,115 --> 00:12:14,481
? I could be
your Anthony Bennett.
286
00:12:14,550 --> 00:12:17,985
? I'd be your Anthony Bennett.
I ain't no one and done.
287
00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:20,354
? I could be
your Anthony Bennett.
288
00:12:20,422 --> 00:12:22,957
? I'd be your Anthony Bennett.
And if you call my number,
289
00:12:23,025 --> 00:12:26,193
? I can run in like them Rebels
up in UNLV.
290
00:12:27,963 --> 00:12:30,363
? I know my roof is higher
than that old cathedral spire
291
00:12:30,399 --> 00:12:32,633
? I see cutting through
the trees. Yeah.
292
00:12:34,037 --> 00:12:35,714
? And I know
there's Rudy Goberts
293
00:12:35,738 --> 00:12:37,371
? who be wanting to know ya.
294
00:12:38,907 --> 00:12:40,641
? You could pick Vic Ola-D
295
00:12:42,011 --> 00:12:44,445
? and be fine, girl.
He'd be fine, girl.
296
00:12:44,513 --> 00:12:46,013
? Yeah.
297
00:12:46,082 --> 00:12:47,659
? I ain't perfect,
but I'm worth it,
298
00:12:47,683 --> 00:12:49,150
? and I'm willing to show ya.
299
00:12:50,919 --> 00:12:52,879
? Throw the dice
and roll with me,
300
00:12:53,590 --> 00:12:55,422
? and in time, you might find
301
00:12:55,491 --> 00:12:57,358
? you're so glad
that you're mine.
302
00:12:57,360 --> 00:13:01,128
? Although sometimes, I have to
pretend that I'm flawed a bit,
303
00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:05,399
? I might make a mistake
304
00:13:05,468 --> 00:13:06,834
? if I'm bored a bit.
305
00:13:08,737 --> 00:13:10,204
? Now I know
306
00:13:11,707 --> 00:13:13,174
? all I need
307
00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:16,344
? is that Florida scene
308
00:13:17,546 --> 00:13:19,513
? and Florida Keys. ?
309
00:13:21,784 --> 00:13:24,051
[ARCADE GAME DINGS]
310
00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:26,220
- 'I'll break up
with him tomorrow.'
311
00:13:32,628 --> 00:13:34,161
[PROXIMITY SENSOR BEEPS]
312
00:13:37,433 --> 00:13:39,000
- Now...
313
00:13:40,536 --> 00:13:44,205
you sure you're gonna be
OK in there on your own?
314
00:13:44,273 --> 00:13:47,141
- At the doctor's?
Mum, I'm, like, 50 years old.
315
00:13:47,143 --> 00:13:49,320
- OK, so I can stop calling
and booking your appointments,
316
00:13:49,344 --> 00:13:52,046
then.
- You know I have phone fear.
317
00:13:52,114 --> 00:13:53,792
- Well, can't I come in
for, like, two seconds?
318
00:13:53,816 --> 00:13:55,616
I need to ask Danya
about that mole.
319
00:13:55,618 --> 00:13:57,284
- Ooh, that does look a bit...
320
00:13:57,352 --> 00:14:00,487
No, no. It's not normal
that we do these,
321
00:14:00,490 --> 00:14:03,090
like, Groupon doctor's visits
322
00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:04,803
where the whole fam rolls in
and shares their ailments
323
00:14:04,827 --> 00:14:06,460
in front of each other.
324
00:14:06,528 --> 00:14:09,229
It should be one at a time.
- Since when, Nunu?
325
00:14:09,232 --> 00:14:12,433
- Since I asked people
and they said.
326
00:14:12,501 --> 00:14:15,369
There are some things I need to
see a doctor about on my own.
327
00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:17,337
It's about boundaries, actually.
328
00:14:17,406 --> 00:14:19,117
- We have good boundaries,
you and I -
329
00:14:19,141 --> 00:14:20,985
strong, surrounding us
from the outside.
330
00:14:21,009 --> 00:14:23,677
- You're not in
my boundary, Mum.
331
00:14:23,746 --> 00:14:25,524
I have my own one.
- Wha-?!
332
00:14:25,548 --> 00:14:27,248
Mm!
333
00:14:27,650 --> 00:14:29,350
- No!
334
00:14:31,587 --> 00:14:34,088
Mm!
- No, no, no, no, no.
335
00:14:34,156 --> 00:14:36,990
I don't like it. You're gonna
get cold in there and hungry.
336
00:14:36,993 --> 00:14:38,870
I think we should
join boundaries.
337
00:14:38,894 --> 00:14:40,238
- Goodbye.
- Well,
338
00:14:40,262 --> 00:14:42,496
I'm gonna be here
when you get back,
339
00:14:42,564 --> 00:14:44,710
cos I can't come with you.
- Thank you for the lift.
340
00:14:44,734 --> 00:14:46,400
- Bye.
341
00:14:49,805 --> 00:14:51,539
LOUDLY: Good luck with the UTI!
342
00:14:52,808 --> 00:14:54,648
- Love you.
- Love you, Nunu!
343
00:14:56,445 --> 00:14:59,813
- Three rounds of antibiotics
and still no dice.
344
00:14:59,882 --> 00:15:01,982
[SIGHS] This is
one tough motherfucker.
345
00:15:02,050 --> 00:15:03,995
- And I've been drinking
cranberry juice like a fish.
346
00:15:04,019 --> 00:15:06,019
- [CHUCKLES]
Well, that does nothing.
347
00:15:06,022 --> 00:15:08,622
- What? Are you serious?
- Yeah, it's a myth.
348
00:15:08,624 --> 00:15:10,924
I think it prevents E. coli.
- [SIGHS]
349
00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:13,104
- Now, have you been
wiping front to back?
350
00:15:13,128 --> 00:15:14,228
- I have.
- Fully voiding
351
00:15:14,230 --> 00:15:15,874
after urinating?
- I think so.
352
00:15:15,898 --> 00:15:17,798
- Peeing after sex?
353
00:15:17,866 --> 00:15:20,067
Hmm. Still seeing the goy-boy?
354
00:15:20,135 --> 00:15:21,980
- Danya. They prefer
the term 'Gentile'.
355
00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:23,270
- Well, the cousin's
still single -
356
00:15:23,272 --> 00:15:24,816
when you're ready
for a nice Jew-boo.
357
00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:26,173
- That is deeply unprofessional,
358
00:15:26,242 --> 00:15:28,019
especially since
I know for a fact
359
00:15:28,043 --> 00:15:30,410
Asher had warts on
his palms at primary.
360
00:15:30,479 --> 00:15:32,212
- All right. Let's have a
listen to the bits and bobs.
361
00:15:32,215 --> 00:15:34,181
- Yeah,
the preferred medical term -
362
00:15:34,249 --> 00:15:36,294
bits and, of course, bobs [!]
- [CHUCKLES]
363
00:15:36,318 --> 00:15:37,829
All right. Little bit cold.
Deep breath.
364
00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:40,220
- In my family, marrying Jewish
365
00:15:40,289 --> 00:15:43,190
is the most hectically
important thing ever.
366
00:15:43,258 --> 00:15:45,692
As my dad says,
you can 'import',
367
00:15:45,761 --> 00:15:48,996
aka find someone from overseas,
like he and my brother did.
368
00:15:49,064 --> 00:15:52,232
The option he often fails
to mention is 'to outsource',
369
00:15:52,301 --> 00:15:55,469
meaning find a partner who'll
convert. The challenge there is
370
00:15:55,537 --> 00:15:58,405
finding a boy who's willing
to get the old salami koshered.
371
00:15:58,473 --> 00:16:01,342
Marrying out, however,
is not an option.
372
00:16:01,410 --> 00:16:03,210
[WINCES]
373
00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:05,245
[GROANS PAINFULLY]
374
00:16:05,314 --> 00:16:07,848
- Yeah. I'm gonna
need some of your wee.
375
00:16:07,916 --> 00:16:09,616
[TRICKLING]
376
00:16:09,619 --> 00:16:11,252
- [WINCES]
377
00:16:13,756 --> 00:16:15,289
[MUZAK PLAYS]
378
00:16:22,664 --> 00:16:24,331
Oh.
379
00:16:27,369 --> 00:16:28,803
[MUZAK CONTINUES]
380
00:16:30,172 --> 00:16:31,705
[MUZAK STOPS]
381
00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:35,442
[DOOR OPENS]
382
00:16:36,778 --> 00:16:38,122
- All right.
So the good news is
383
00:16:38,146 --> 00:16:39,791
I think we've discovered
the reason
384
00:16:39,815 --> 00:16:42,182
behind your super
drug-resistant UTI.
385
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:44,429
- Oh my God. Is it a worm?
I'm convinced I have a worm.
386
00:16:44,453 --> 00:16:45,886
- You're pregnant.
387
00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:48,929
- With a worm?
- No, it's...
388
00:16:49,158 --> 00:16:51,892
a human foetus.
389
00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:54,105
- That's right. There are two
things you're supposed to do
390
00:16:54,129 --> 00:16:55,963
when having sex -
391
00:16:56,031 --> 00:16:58,031
pee after...
392
00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,500
and use protection.
393
00:17:03,138 --> 00:17:05,305
- SIGGY, QUIETLY: May the Lord
bless you and keep you.
394
00:17:05,308 --> 00:17:07,741
May the Lord make
His face to shine upon...
395
00:17:07,810 --> 00:17:10,277
make you like Ephraim and
Menashe and grant you peace.
396
00:17:10,345 --> 00:17:12,023
- May the Lord make
you like Sarah, Rebecca,
397
00:17:12,047 --> 00:17:13,614
Rachel and Leah
398
00:17:13,682 --> 00:17:14,922
[WHISPERS] and Cindy Crawford
399
00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:16,794
and Goldie Hawn.
- [CHUCKLES QUIETLY]
400
00:17:16,818 --> 00:17:18,685
- And the Lord grant you peace.
401
00:17:18,754 --> 00:17:20,434
- Shabbos.
- Shabbos.
402
00:17:21,189 --> 00:17:23,657
- Shabbos.
- HERSHEY: Good Shabbos.
403
00:17:23,725 --> 00:17:25,626
Good Shabbos. Good Shabbos.
404
00:17:25,694 --> 00:17:27,572
- KEREN: Now,
extra kneidel for Leo.
405
00:17:27,596 --> 00:17:29,476
And, Hershey, do you want balls?
406
00:17:30,966 --> 00:17:33,433
- Good Shabbos. What?
- Do you want balls?
407
00:17:33,436 --> 00:17:34,512
- What?
- FIRMLY: Balls.
408
00:17:34,536 --> 00:17:36,170
Do you want them?
409
00:17:36,238 --> 00:17:38,158
- No, just soup, please.
- Right.
410
00:17:38,707 --> 00:17:40,774
[INDISTINCT CHATTER, LAUGHTER]
411
00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:43,655
- LEO: It's a groundbreaking
new app.
412
00:17:43,679 --> 00:17:46,380
- Got a job yet?
- Nope. Thank you.
413
00:17:46,448 --> 00:17:48,493
- Good Shabbos, sweetheart.
- Good Shabbos, Hershey.
414
00:17:48,517 --> 00:17:49,383
- Mmm.
- [KISSES]
415
00:17:49,451 --> 00:17:51,852
- [SNIFFS]
416
00:17:51,854 --> 00:17:53,954
- [GASPS] WHISPERS:
The nose knows!
417
00:17:56,024 --> 00:17:58,091
- Who wants to invest?
418
00:17:58,094 --> 00:18:00,227
[INDISTINCT CHATTER, LAUGHTER]
419
00:18:05,668 --> 00:18:07,479
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
420
00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:08,969
fuck, fuck, fuck.
421
00:18:11,506 --> 00:18:12,940
[EXHALES QUIETLY]
422
00:18:14,710 --> 00:18:16,343
Fuck!
423
00:18:21,783 --> 00:18:24,451
[DISTANT APPLAUSE,
FLUTE PLAYS SLOW TUNE]
424
00:18:26,555 --> 00:18:28,075
- Oh.
- Aw.
425
00:18:30,292 --> 00:18:31,725
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
426
00:18:33,495 --> 00:18:35,663
- [PLAYS SLOW TUNE]
- Remember that one.
427
00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:40,634
- There it is -
first love, then marriage,
428
00:18:41,336 --> 00:18:42,870
then babies.
429
00:18:43,839 --> 00:18:45,272
How did I miss the memo?
430
00:18:46,575 --> 00:18:50,711
I'll break up with him tonight.
Family planning tomorrow.
431
00:18:50,779 --> 00:18:53,213
- [CHUCKLES] Thank you.
It's wonderful.
432
00:18:53,983 --> 00:18:55,582
[KEREN CONTINUES PLAYING]
433
00:18:56,418 --> 00:18:58,251
Ohh!
- Oh wow.
434
00:18:58,320 --> 00:19:00,080
- Whoo-hoo.
- Who is this?
435
00:19:00,423 --> 00:19:02,183
- KEREN: No.
- [CHUCKLES]
436
00:19:04,092 --> 00:19:06,393
- Did you say something?
- Well, I told them.
437
00:19:06,462 --> 00:19:07,828
It's a family simcha.
438
00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:13,300
- OK. Uh...
439
00:19:15,004 --> 00:19:16,637
Well...
440
00:19:17,873 --> 00:19:19,913
Bec and I have been
trying for a baby.
441
00:19:20,976 --> 00:19:22,220
[GASPING]
- Oh my good-!
442
00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:24,511
- But... But... Sorry.
443
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:26,540
That was a bad place
to pause. Um...
444
00:19:27,649 --> 00:19:29,717
We recently had some tests done,
445
00:19:29,785 --> 00:19:32,186
and unfortunately,
it turns out...
446
00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:33,954
- [CLEARS THROAT]
We're carriers.
447
00:19:33,956 --> 00:19:35,867
- Oh my God.
- We both have the gene for
448
00:19:35,891 --> 00:19:39,159
Tay-Sachs.
- Oh, which one's that again?
449
00:19:39,228 --> 00:19:40,738
Is that when
your pee smells like
450
00:19:40,762 --> 00:19:42,162
maple syrup?
- No, no, no.
451
00:19:42,164 --> 00:19:44,865
That's maple syrup
urine disease.
452
00:19:44,867 --> 00:19:47,200
- Oh.
- I might as well add that
453
00:19:47,203 --> 00:19:49,080
Bec and I have been trying
IVF for the last few years,
454
00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:50,804
and we haven't had... any luck.
455
00:19:52,674 --> 00:19:55,342
So, um, if everyone
could just take a break...
456
00:19:57,112 --> 00:19:59,946
from asking about
kids for a little while,
457
00:20:00,015 --> 00:20:01,382
that'd be very cool.
458
00:20:08,590 --> 00:20:10,857
- You weren't tested
when you got engaged?
459
00:20:10,926 --> 00:20:12,559
- SIGGY: Dad.
460
00:20:12,627 --> 00:20:14,861
- It's standard procedure.
461
00:20:14,864 --> 00:20:16,864
Tay-Sachs kids die at 3.
- Hershey.
462
00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:21,101
- The Orthodox Jews have
a database. They wouldn't have
463
00:20:21,169 --> 00:20:22,847
even let you two meet!
- Oh!
464
00:20:22,871 --> 00:20:25,138
- Now how are you
gonna have kids?
465
00:20:25,207 --> 00:20:27,274
- Ugh, Jesus Christ.
- Hershey,
466
00:20:27,342 --> 00:20:29,610
do you think
they wanna hear that?
467
00:20:29,678 --> 00:20:31,945
- Lulu.
- No, are you kidding?
468
00:20:32,013 --> 00:20:33,680
Hershey's pointing fingers?
469
00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:35,849
Hershey has chlamydia.
470
00:20:35,918 --> 00:20:38,118
- Lu!
[GASPING]
471
00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:41,288
- He's been spreading it through
the entire nursing home.
472
00:20:41,290 --> 00:20:43,957
I'm not kidding, by the way.
- Louisa, go to your room.
473
00:20:44,026 --> 00:20:46,066
- I'm 29 years old.
- I said room! Now.
474
00:20:47,362 --> 00:20:48,996
- Fine.
475
00:20:54,636 --> 00:20:56,503
[GENTLE, MELANCHOLIC MUSIC]
476
00:21:02,144 --> 00:21:03,644
[GATE CREAKS]
477
00:21:07,983 --> 00:21:09,516
[GATE SQUEAKS, CLATTERS]
478
00:21:12,254 --> 00:21:15,022
- ? Oh, oh, oh, boy,
479
00:21:16,224 --> 00:21:18,759
? you're the man for me.
480
00:21:19,628 --> 00:21:22,496
? Oh, oh, oh, boy,
481
00:21:23,398 --> 00:21:26,733
? I hope you see.
482
00:21:28,503 --> 00:21:30,270
? They say you're not right,
483
00:21:30,339 --> 00:21:32,339
? but you hold me tight,
and I know...
484
00:21:33,742 --> 00:21:36,176
- I'll do it tomorrow. I will
definitely do it tomorrow.
485
00:21:36,244 --> 00:21:38,312
- ? If you treat
me like a queen,
486
00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:42,349
? if you treat me like a queen,
487
00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:45,345
? you'll be
the king of my heart.
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? The king of my heart.
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[POP-ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES]
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? Oh, oh, oh, boy,
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? I don't care what they say.
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? I'd upturn the world
just to be your girl.
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? I love you anyway. ?
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