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[owl hooting]
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- ? Don't go ?
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[couple moaning]
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- You're a really good kisser.
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My dad was so wrong about you.
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- Wait, your dad thought
I'd be a bad kisser?
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- Marcus.
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- Don't Marcus me, Abigail.
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Kissing's supes important
to me.
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I've been practicing
all day on my mom's
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favorite throw pillow!
- What is that?
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- You know, the smaller
pillows on a couch.
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More decorative than practical.
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- Oh, my God, no!
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- Yes, and now the pillow's
all wet and my mom is pissed.
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Do you even like me?
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- No!
- I knew it.
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Which is why I've
also been practicing
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on your best friend.
Sorry, Abigail,
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but I think it's time
for me to move on--
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[chainsaw revving]
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Dot org.
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- [screaming]
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- I knew you'd regret it.
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- No, I was screaming
because
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someone just chopped
your head off.
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- Oh, so the whole time
you were warning me.
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[laughs]
That is so us.
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Kiss me.
[gurgles]
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- No!
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[snazzy music]
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? ?
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- Huh?
You want some more?
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[glass shattering]
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No, you are!
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Get out of here!
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If this is about the screaming,
some whack job
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stuck his head in my window
and kept calling me a failure.
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But I took care of him.
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- Marvin Flute.
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I should've known you'd be
Friday drunk on a Tuesday.
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- Lieutenant Kang.
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You're like my college
alumni donation department.
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You can somehow
find me anywhere.
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- We got a case
only you can solve,
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and an opening on
the cornhole team
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for this weekend's Cornament.
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- Did you forget you took
my badge, Lieutenant?
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Now if you'll excuse me, I got
to get back to the only things
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I'm good at anymore--
drinking myself to death,
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and painstakingly crafting
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Mid-Century modern
dollhouse furniture.
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Oh, little tiny chair
in your little perfect world.
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Oh, what I'd give to spin
around on you and go whee!
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But I'm too big.
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I would crush you.
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And that would crush me.
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- Well, then, I guess you
don't want this back.
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- Badgey!
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I missed ya, girl.
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Have you seen Cuffy?
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What about Crime Tapey?
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- Not until you crack
this week's
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bizarre, unsolvable case.
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- Dare I go back
to Grimsburg,
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the town I left behind like a
perfectly-timed elevator fart?
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A place permanently cursed
a century ago
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by a virgin sacrifice
gone sideways.
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A city so full of vice,
they named it twice,
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then realized
that sounded dumb,
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so they went back to
just the one word.
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[microwave dings]
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Grim--wait, hold on.
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[gulping]
Mm.
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Wow, big bite.
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[grunts]
Ah.
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[echoing]
Grimsburg.
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[woman screaming]
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[dramatic music]
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?
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- You got a cough, Petunia?
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- Worse, I'm alive,
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and I have a single hair
in the back of my throat.
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It's been bugging me
for like three days.
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It's literally the worst.
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- There he is!
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Excited to meet ya, partner.
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- I'm not partnering up
with a robot.
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- I'm technically a cyborg.
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I lost exactly 74.2% of my body
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in a freak
merry-go-round smash-up,
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but the good folks
at Grimsburg Cybernetics
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rebuilt me to be
faster and stronger!
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- What's that?
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- [chuckles]
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They had to move some stuff
around after the accident.
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- If we're going
to be partners,
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I only got one rule--
I don't play by the rules.
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Even that one.
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So I play by the rules,
my rules.
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And I've only got one rule--
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I don't play by--
by the rules.
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- There's just
never a right time
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for a double teen homicide.
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[car door clicks]
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- Looks like the boy didn't
make it, but the girl...
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- Oh...
[chuckles]
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I'm not sure you're supposed
to be touching the evidence--
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- Quiet!
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I'm going into my crime mind.
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[echoing]
Crime mind.
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The girl,
she ran for her life.
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- [panting, screaming]
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- [grunting]
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You go on.
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[coughs, groans]
Just a stitch.
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I'll catch up, I'll catch up.
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- ? Hey, mama,
will you be my lover ?
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? 'Cause I need you
in my life ?
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- Whoa!
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Jumping jacks are back!
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[truck horn honking]
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- [screams]
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- You, with the great hair,
where did he take the girl?
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- Bro, you're barking up
the wrong--
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[grunts]
My treenis!
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[birds chirping]
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[eerie music]
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- Thank God,
the girl's still alive.
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But the killer is taunting us.
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And he's got absolutely
gorgeous penmanship.
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Look at the loops on those L's!
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- Look!
- Backhoe tracks.
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From the Kubota
L-39 diesel used
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to deliver this block of ice.
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- We find that Kubota--
- We find the killer.
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- We find the killer--
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- We find the girl.
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- We find the girl--
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- No, that's it.
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We, that--we--
that's it.
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- Mind if I ask you a couple of
questions for the local news?
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- Sorry, ma'am,
but this is a crime scene.
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- Oh, I can see that.
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It seems someone stole
this man's looks.
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- Nice try,
but the only crime here
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is that belt with those boots.
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- And the decapitation.
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- [voracious chewing]
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- Ah, I forgot what
it's like watching you
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tear into a carcass.
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Just one of the many perks
of having a wife
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who was raised by bears.
- Ex-wife.
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And I'm more than just a woman
who was raised by bears.
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- You're right.
That was insensitive.
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- Um, I was raised by bears,
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so I think I'm tough enough
to take it.
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So, anything you can
tell me about the case?
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- It's an active investigation.
You know I can't.
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- Just like you can't ask
one question about
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the son you haven't seen
in years.
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- I'm fairly sure he's fine.
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Right, pal?
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- Oh, I'm great,
now that you called me pal.
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Pal.
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- Hey, hey.
Don't fall for it, Stan.
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He's just coming back to
face-fudge this family again.
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- I wouldn't say no
to a little face-fudging.
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- What do you want?
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- This.
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You and I, mixing it up,
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the lightly simmering tension
of will we or won't we,
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and if we do, which positions.
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Come on, admit it.
You need me too.
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- Ugh, please.
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I have got everything covered.
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Even taught Stan how to catch.
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[bottle thunks]
- Ugh!
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- With his face.
Good one, baby!
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See?
We don't need you at all.
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- Well, actually,
this weekend is
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the annual Father-Son Dance.
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- And I'll just
put on a mustache
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and take you like I do
every year, hon.
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- No need, because
the stache is back
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and ready to prove he's
here to stay, probably.
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- [growls]
Fine.
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But you better
not make me regret this,
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even though I know you're
going to make me regret this.
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Let's go get you
an ill-fitting suit, Stan.
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- Don't worry boy son,
we're going to
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duct tape this
broken family back together
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faster than you can say
hereditary schizophrenia.
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Which you also
don't need to worry about,
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unless you're still
seeing your imaginary
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skeleton friend.
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The one who made you
pull the fire alarm.
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- Nope.
Therapy's working great.
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Bye.
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[bell rings]
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- He bought it, Stanny!
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Now all we got to do
is make sure
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he never talks
to your therapist.
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Just like us.
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- Mr. Flesh, now we can
finally start our plan
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to get my parents
back together!
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- [laughs]
And it's going to work, too,
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because all of my plans work,
aside from the dead bird one.
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Now, let's get you
ready for that dance!
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Are you familiar with
the end of "Dirty Dancing"?
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- [grunts]
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- [sighs]
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[mellow music]
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- Glad you're back, Flute.
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This place has been
dead without you.
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[giggles] I'm fun.
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- Hey, Wynona, are you
wearing a new scent?
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I love it!
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- It's formaldehyde.
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Ooh, look who it is.
[chuckles]
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The man who puts
the "ten" in Lieutenant.
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You ever put that ten
anywhere else?
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- [melodic fart]
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- Body's still off-gassing.
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- That note was
a perfect B-flat.
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- [melodic fart]
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- There must be
something inside him.
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- [chuckles]
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I keep forgetting
to check both sides.
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- Wowie.
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A flute!
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The killer must be trying
to make contact with you.
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- Good thing your
name's not piano.
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[laughter]
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- Yeah, 'cause then he'd have
a piano in his butt.
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[laughs]
That'd be messed up.
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- Summers, a boy is dead.
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- Kang was the one
who suggested
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we bring you back
for this case.
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I said we'd be
better off deputizing
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an alcoholic alley cat.
[chuckles]
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I was wrong.
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- [slurred meowing]
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- The mayor needs
his daughter found
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before the opening
of the new casino!
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- Which he also happens to own.
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- Shut your spit maker,
Stewart.
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- Sorry, Mom.
- Mom?
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- Hi, I'm Stewart.
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I just passed
the detective exam,
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but apparently
I'm much more valuable
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taking notes as her secretary.
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- Never knew you
had a kid, Chief.
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Anything else I don't know?
- Let's see.
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I'm a climate change-denying
Flat-Earther
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whose 23andMe confirmed
I'm 12% Sasquatch.
257
00:09:13,574 --> 00:09:14,843
Now that we're caught up on me,
258
00:09:14,910 --> 00:09:16,913
if you don't find Abigail
by Friday,
259
00:09:16,947 --> 00:09:19,151
I'm taking
that loaner badge back
260
00:09:19,251 --> 00:09:20,153
and throwing you off the edge
261
00:09:20,353 --> 00:09:24,829
of this appropriately-warm
frisbee we call a planet!
262
00:09:26,365 --> 00:09:27,835
[tense music]
263
00:09:27,935 --> 00:09:29,505
- 30 years ago
at this school,
264
00:09:29,639 --> 00:09:31,109
I had the most brilliant
teacher of my life.
265
00:09:31,142 --> 00:09:33,981
Then 10 years ago, I sent him
to prison for the rest of his.
266
00:09:34,014 --> 00:09:36,520
Faced with a teacher shortage,
the city ordered him
267
00:09:36,620 --> 00:09:38,790
to finish serving out
his sentence working here,
268
00:09:38,790 --> 00:09:40,895
which is how the man who was
once my greatest mentor
269
00:09:40,995 --> 00:09:44,401
has now become one of
my biggest nemesise,
270
00:09:44,502 --> 00:09:47,642
nemeses, nemesisis, nemesi.
271
00:09:47,642 --> 00:09:49,979
Ugh.
Just remind me to ask him.
272
00:09:50,012 --> 00:09:52,551
He'll know.
273
00:09:52,551 --> 00:09:54,523
Dr. Rufis Pentos.
274
00:09:54,523 --> 00:09:55,991
How's the ankle bracelet?
275
00:09:55,991 --> 00:09:56,793
Itchy, I hope.
276
00:09:56,926 --> 00:09:59,230
- Oh, Marvin,
how you've changed.
277
00:09:59,331 --> 00:10:02,505
What misfortune has twisted you
into this pot-bellied shadow
278
00:10:02,505 --> 00:10:04,809
that cowers before me now?
279
00:10:04,909 --> 00:10:07,414
- The unrelenting cruelty
of human existence.
280
00:10:07,515 --> 00:10:09,786
And a brief addiction
to Roblox.
281
00:10:09,819 --> 00:10:12,692
- So have you returned to
play our little game
282
00:10:12,792 --> 00:10:16,533
of cat and lesser animal
than a cat?
283
00:10:16,566 --> 00:10:18,402
- I'm not here to play,
Pentos,
284
00:10:18,436 --> 00:10:19,706
so don't try to get in my head.
285
00:10:19,706 --> 00:10:21,810
- I wouldn't dream of it.
286
00:10:21,810 --> 00:10:25,183
Interesting jacket
you're wearing.
287
00:10:25,283 --> 00:10:26,451
- What?
What do you mean?
288
00:10:26,553 --> 00:10:28,123
The cut's not flattering
or the color?
289
00:10:28,156 --> 00:10:29,191
Get out of my head!
290
00:10:29,324 --> 00:10:31,162
- But there's so much room.
291
00:10:31,195 --> 00:10:32,330
[knocking]
292
00:10:32,330 --> 00:10:33,600
- Um, Dr. Pentos.
293
00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:34,836
- Hi!
- My wife and I--
294
00:10:34,936 --> 00:10:36,339
- Oh, of course,
my office hours--
295
00:10:36,372 --> 00:10:37,675
- feel you're forcing
our introverted Franny--
296
00:10:37,675 --> 00:10:39,111
- OK.
- To read aloud--
297
00:10:39,144 --> 00:10:40,548
- Perhaps we can find--
is vocal discrimination.
298
00:10:40,581 --> 00:10:42,952
- OK, thank you.
[sighs]
299
00:10:42,986 --> 00:10:45,657
Now,
what deliciously dark crime
300
00:10:45,691 --> 00:10:48,062
do you seek help with
this time?
301
00:10:48,095 --> 00:10:49,331
Murder?
302
00:10:49,431 --> 00:10:50,868
Kidnapping?
303
00:10:50,901 --> 00:10:54,107
The missing bagels from
the faculty break room?
304
00:10:54,174 --> 00:10:55,476
Twasn't I.
305
00:10:55,611 --> 00:10:57,749
- Recognize this?
306
00:10:57,849 --> 00:11:00,755
- Where ever did you find her?
307
00:11:00,855 --> 00:11:03,059
- No, no, no,
don't put that in your--oh.
308
00:11:03,159 --> 00:11:04,629
- Interesting.
309
00:11:04,729 --> 00:11:07,769
Its keys have been altered
to only play B-flat.
310
00:11:07,869 --> 00:11:10,607
Some ruffians stole it from
my classroom two days ago,
311
00:11:10,674 --> 00:11:16,018
but I simply have
no idea how he got in.
312
00:11:19,024 --> 00:11:21,930
Best of luck finding
poor Miss Abigail,
313
00:11:22,030 --> 00:11:25,537
whose only crime was growing up
in her father's shadow.
314
00:11:25,537 --> 00:11:30,480
Parents truly block out
the sun, don't they, Marvin?
315
00:11:30,514 --> 00:11:32,918
Don't they?
Don't they?
316
00:11:33,018 --> 00:11:36,893
Do not they!
[thunder booming]
317
00:11:39,665 --> 00:11:41,368
So sorry, what can we do
to make Franny
318
00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:43,774
feel less triggered, hm?
319
00:11:43,774 --> 00:11:45,745
- And Mayor Dilquez,
how are you coping
320
00:11:45,778 --> 00:11:47,180
with your daughter's
disappearance?
321
00:11:47,213 --> 00:11:50,687
- It is still hard for me to
even believe she is missing.
322
00:11:50,754 --> 00:11:54,729
The opening of
Grimsburg's first casino!
323
00:11:54,762 --> 00:11:57,033
This town will finally
be known for something
324
00:11:57,067 --> 00:12:00,406
other than our unusually
high number of killer clowns.
325
00:12:00,440 --> 00:12:02,545
But, it is sad.
326
00:12:02,645 --> 00:12:03,980
Marvy Marvs!
327
00:12:04,081 --> 00:12:05,684
- I need to ask you
some questions.
328
00:12:05,785 --> 00:12:07,821
- Um, I am in the middle
of an interview.
329
00:12:07,821 --> 00:12:09,826
- And I'm in the middle
of an investigation,
330
00:12:09,926 --> 00:12:11,563
which trumps your interview.
- Nu-uh.
331
00:12:11,663 --> 00:12:13,399
Freedom of the press.
- Yuh-huh.
332
00:12:13,432 --> 00:12:14,702
Obstruction of justice.
333
00:12:14,802 --> 00:12:16,673
- Shouldn't you be getting
ready for the dance?
334
00:12:16,706 --> 00:12:18,142
- Shouldn't you
be not asking me
335
00:12:18,176 --> 00:12:19,845
if I shouldn't be doing stuff?
336
00:12:19,945 --> 00:12:22,551
- Heh, heh, I'm not sure
what's going on here, but--
337
00:12:22,651 --> 00:12:23,720
- Summers!
- Back off, R2!
338
00:12:23,887 --> 00:12:26,560
- Do you two mind not flirt
fighting in front of my wife?
339
00:12:26,593 --> 00:12:28,731
- [mechanical breathing]
340
00:12:28,798 --> 00:12:31,235
- This has been
really tough on her.
341
00:12:31,335 --> 00:12:36,245
[loudly] Hon, I'm going to talk
to these detectives, OK?
342
00:12:36,345 --> 00:12:38,584
- [chuckles] Well,
someone here may be involved
343
00:12:38,650 --> 00:12:40,120
in Abigail's disappearance.
344
00:12:40,153 --> 00:12:43,526
- I assure you, all my guys
have been karmically vetted.
345
00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:47,434
[tense music]
346
00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:49,672
- Oh, bollocks.
[panting]
347
00:12:49,706 --> 00:12:51,876
- Kubota backhoe.
He's the Ice Block Killer.
348
00:12:51,976 --> 00:12:54,414
Get him!
- Chase Mode activated.
349
00:12:54,447 --> 00:12:56,886
[mechanical whirring]
350
00:13:02,231 --> 00:13:04,769
If you want to run along,
I'll catch up.
351
00:13:04,869 --> 00:13:07,742
[suspenseful music]
352
00:13:07,842 --> 00:13:13,987
? ?
353
00:13:14,021 --> 00:13:17,393
- Still wearing that jacket?
Oh.
354
00:13:17,493 --> 00:13:19,465
- Get out of my he--oh!
355
00:13:19,498 --> 00:13:22,170
[groaning]
356
00:13:22,203 --> 00:13:24,709
- Brake Mode, Brake Mode!
357
00:13:24,809 --> 00:13:27,213
- We scoured
the suspect's place.
358
00:13:27,246 --> 00:13:28,148
Bupkis.
359
00:13:28,248 --> 00:13:31,622
Kid, speaking as your mentor
slash work daddy,
360
00:13:31,723 --> 00:13:33,727
detectives and criminals
are locked in
361
00:13:33,794 --> 00:13:36,098
a long, mysterious dance.
362
00:13:36,131 --> 00:13:40,941
One big, cosmic dance.
363
00:13:42,912 --> 00:13:45,784
- Jonathan Taylor Thomas!
I got to go.
364
00:13:45,817 --> 00:13:49,526
[mellow music playing]
365
00:13:49,626 --> 00:13:53,266
[engine roars]
366
00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:56,839
? ?
367
00:13:58,475 --> 00:14:00,647
- [sniffling]
368
00:14:00,747 --> 00:14:02,518
Don't be a baby, Stan.
369
00:14:02,518 --> 00:14:04,288
He'll be here.
370
00:14:04,388 --> 00:14:05,991
[tires screech]
371
00:14:08,395 --> 00:14:09,932
[tense sting]
372
00:14:10,032 --> 00:14:13,071
- Uh, didn't we already
clear the suspect's place?
373
00:14:13,172 --> 00:14:15,076
- The word dance reminded me
of music,
374
00:14:15,076 --> 00:14:17,515
and I remembered that
the flute was tuned to B-flat.
375
00:14:17,615 --> 00:14:18,950
The suspect is British,
376
00:14:19,050 --> 00:14:20,787
and British people
call apartments flats.
377
00:14:20,821 --> 00:14:22,692
B-flat. Flat B.
378
00:14:22,692 --> 00:14:24,428
In other words, apartment B.
379
00:14:24,529 --> 00:14:26,933
He's been leading us to--
380
00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:28,202
- Be best friends!
381
00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:30,574
- Detective Jesus,
take the wheel.
382
00:14:30,674 --> 00:14:32,678
Ooh, I'd watch that show.
383
00:14:32,712 --> 00:14:35,249
[dramatic music]
384
00:14:38,222 --> 00:14:41,662
- OK, it's time
to slow it down,
385
00:14:41,696 --> 00:14:42,932
boys and boys.
386
00:14:43,065 --> 00:14:46,304
[soft pop music plays]
387
00:14:49,979 --> 00:14:51,716
[blow-dryer whirring]
388
00:14:51,816 --> 00:14:53,318
- How awful.
389
00:14:53,352 --> 00:14:55,423
- Yeah, a terrible way to go.
390
00:14:55,423 --> 00:14:56,893
- No, his furniture.
391
00:14:56,993 --> 00:15:00,199
Who mixes Scandinavian
minimalism with shabby chic?
392
00:15:00,299 --> 00:15:01,903
Ugh.
393
00:15:02,003 --> 00:15:03,840
"While you were chasing
this idiot around,
394
00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:06,746
I was completing
my brilliant crime."
395
00:15:06,846 --> 00:15:07,949
Hmm.
396
00:15:08,049 --> 00:15:10,419
The top of the page is missing.
397
00:15:10,554 --> 00:15:11,622
[scanner whirring]
398
00:15:11,789 --> 00:15:15,396
- Gee, sure was nice of the
killer to use recycled paper.
399
00:15:15,396 --> 00:15:17,467
We should all be looking out
for future generations
400
00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:18,603
like that.
401
00:15:18,603 --> 00:15:21,609
- Future generations.
402
00:15:21,643 --> 00:15:22,945
My child-spawn!
403
00:15:25,951 --> 00:15:27,755
- [whimpering]
404
00:15:27,855 --> 00:15:29,057
- Oh, my baby!
405
00:15:29,157 --> 00:15:30,126
What happened,
even though I know,
406
00:15:30,293 --> 00:15:32,632
since I've been warning you
about it the whole time.
407
00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:34,134
- Oh, you're frozen!
408
00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:36,873
Take these to warm you up.
409
00:15:36,873 --> 00:15:39,144
[yelping]
Where'd you go?
410
00:15:39,144 --> 00:15:41,281
[tires screech]
- A lovely boy.
411
00:15:41,381 --> 00:15:45,524
A shame his father's duties
leave no time for love.
412
00:15:45,557 --> 00:15:49,999
Parents truly block out
the sun, don't they, Marvin?
413
00:15:49,999 --> 00:15:52,470
- Uh, you already
said that earlier.
414
00:15:52,605 --> 00:15:54,007
- I did?
415
00:15:54,107 --> 00:15:58,015
Then perhaps it's important.
416
00:15:58,049 --> 00:15:59,418
- Oh, I knew this would happen.
417
00:15:59,451 --> 00:16:01,923
So, what's next in
the Bad Dad Olympics?
418
00:16:02,023 --> 00:16:03,326
- It was a mistake.
419
00:16:03,326 --> 00:16:05,764
Let me prove I'm not the man
who checked into a motel
420
00:16:05,864 --> 00:16:07,868
under your credit card
for five years.
421
00:16:07,902 --> 00:16:11,609
- You don't need to
prove that to me.
422
00:16:11,609 --> 00:16:13,412
- Right.
423
00:16:13,412 --> 00:16:15,750
I need to prove it to myself.
- No. [sighs]
424
00:16:15,784 --> 00:16:17,755
- Prove it to Lieutenant Kang?
425
00:16:17,888 --> 00:16:19,090
The Chief?
My dad?
426
00:16:19,190 --> 00:16:20,927
No, your dad.
The town?
427
00:16:21,028 --> 00:16:22,163
Seems a bit much,
but I'll do whatever
428
00:16:22,263 --> 00:16:23,801
it takes to get
my old life back.
429
00:16:23,901 --> 00:16:26,238
[door slams]
[sighs]
430
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:29,044
- You can't quit, Marvin.
431
00:16:29,044 --> 00:16:30,948
- Our one lead
has freezer burn.
432
00:16:30,981 --> 00:16:32,316
My ex won't have me.
433
00:16:32,383 --> 00:16:35,055
And I just found out
Pete Davidson broke up with--
434
00:16:35,055 --> 00:16:37,093
- Name TBD.
Fill in in post.
435
00:16:37,193 --> 00:16:39,064
- I'd do anything
to be a detective,
436
00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:41,234
and you're just throwing it
in the trash?
437
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:42,705
At least write down
your feelings
438
00:16:42,771 --> 00:16:44,040
on the Chief's notepad.
439
00:16:44,073 --> 00:16:48,015
Make a pros and cons list,
and then decide.
440
00:16:48,082 --> 00:16:49,919
- Chief's notepad?
441
00:16:49,952 --> 00:16:52,525
Look!
The paper matches perfectly.
442
00:16:52,558 --> 00:16:54,193
The Chief is the killer!
443
00:16:54,227 --> 00:16:58,235
Look at me, I solved the case,
Flute, I solved the case!
444
00:16:58,268 --> 00:17:00,974
- See, Kang, you don't need me.
My family doesn't need me.
445
00:17:01,007 --> 00:17:02,945
Even crime doesn't need me.
446
00:17:02,978 --> 00:17:05,216
I'll be at the bar
if anyone needs me,
447
00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:08,757
which nobody will,
as I've just clearly stated.
448
00:17:08,857 --> 00:17:12,531
[country music playing]
449
00:17:12,564 --> 00:17:16,706
?
450
00:17:16,739 --> 00:17:19,712
[pool whirring, buzzing]
451
00:17:22,117 --> 00:17:25,423
[unsettling clarinet
music playing]
452
00:17:25,456 --> 00:17:27,260
?
453
00:17:27,293 --> 00:17:31,970
- Parents truly block out
the sun, don't they, Marvin?
454
00:17:32,003 --> 00:17:33,507
- What are you saying?
455
00:17:33,607 --> 00:17:35,578
What does that mean?
456
00:17:35,678 --> 00:17:38,148
[jazzy music]
457
00:17:38,148 --> 00:17:40,921
- You should know
what it means.
458
00:17:41,021 --> 00:17:45,897
You've been guilty of it
all along.
459
00:17:45,931 --> 00:17:48,002
I'm trying to be poetic here.
460
00:17:48,035 --> 00:17:50,139
Don't make me spell it out.
461
00:17:50,239 --> 00:17:53,580
- But I don't get what
this has to do with my son.
462
00:17:53,580 --> 00:17:56,619
Sun, son.
463
00:17:56,652 --> 00:17:58,456
[whimpering]
464
00:17:58,456 --> 00:18:01,763
[mumbling]
465
00:18:01,763 --> 00:18:04,835
Wait, it's not the Chief.
466
00:18:04,869 --> 00:18:06,873
- It's the Chief!
467
00:18:06,906 --> 00:18:08,876
[all gasp]
468
00:18:08,977 --> 00:18:10,345
- You're under arrest
for the murders
469
00:18:10,446 --> 00:18:12,751
of two people whose names I
really should have remembered.
470
00:18:12,851 --> 00:18:14,020
- Why would I do this?
471
00:18:14,154 --> 00:18:16,024
I have no motive.
472
00:18:16,058 --> 00:18:18,630
- I got your motive right here.
473
00:18:18,630 --> 00:18:20,199
Case closed.
474
00:18:20,199 --> 00:18:23,071
- That's not what motive means.
475
00:18:23,172 --> 00:18:25,310
- But it--
it does the matchy thing.
476
00:18:25,410 --> 00:18:27,446
- Chief's innocent.
The notepad isn't hers.
477
00:18:27,581 --> 00:18:29,919
She doesn't believe
in climate change,
478
00:18:29,919 --> 00:18:32,056
therefore she'd
never buy recycled.
479
00:18:32,089 --> 00:18:34,060
- Duh!
It's a scam.
480
00:18:34,127 --> 00:18:35,797
They want us to pay
more for something
481
00:18:35,897 --> 00:18:37,534
that's already been used?
482
00:18:37,667 --> 00:18:38,468
Pff, right.
483
00:18:38,468 --> 00:18:40,907
- So if it's not
the Chief, then who?
484
00:18:41,007 --> 00:18:43,078
- The poor little boy
in her shadow.
485
00:18:43,179 --> 00:18:45,617
[dramatic music]
486
00:18:45,617 --> 00:18:47,855
You wanted to be a detective,
but your mom never let you.
487
00:18:47,888 --> 00:18:50,259
So you planted a flute
in that poor kid's butt,
488
00:18:50,359 --> 00:18:52,463
knowing I'd put the pieces
together and nail the Chief.
489
00:18:52,496 --> 00:18:55,136
And then, when she's no longer
blocking out the sun,
490
00:18:55,236 --> 00:18:57,206
then you, her son,
different spelling,
491
00:18:57,206 --> 00:18:59,912
get to be a detective at last.
492
00:18:59,979 --> 00:19:02,083
- Uh, yeah,
pretty much exactly.
493
00:19:02,083 --> 00:19:06,491
- So where is Abigail?
494
00:19:06,525 --> 00:19:08,095
[click]
495
00:19:08,095 --> 00:19:09,665
[all gasp]
496
00:19:09,665 --> 00:19:12,638
[suspenseful music]
497
00:19:12,671 --> 00:19:14,809
?
498
00:19:14,842 --> 00:19:16,177
- Hi!
499
00:19:21,388 --> 00:19:23,593
[glass crackling]
500
00:19:23,593 --> 00:19:26,297
[all scream]
501
00:19:28,903 --> 00:19:30,406
- My tanks...
502
00:19:30,507 --> 00:19:32,811
to Flute,
for saving my daughter.
503
00:19:32,911 --> 00:19:34,380
[chuckles]
504
00:19:34,414 --> 00:19:36,686
- I got something
that belongs to you.
505
00:19:36,786 --> 00:19:38,221
- Badgey!
506
00:19:38,255 --> 00:19:40,693
Wait, first,
there's somebody I need to see.
507
00:19:46,071 --> 00:19:49,377
Harm, you were right, we can't
pick up where we left off.
508
00:19:49,377 --> 00:19:53,152
But maybe we can start
where we are right now.
509
00:19:53,252 --> 00:19:55,389
- I just want to give my son
everything he needs.
510
00:19:55,423 --> 00:19:58,663
And I guess that includes you.
511
00:19:58,696 --> 00:20:00,734
- I learned a vital lesson
today, child person.
512
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:05,442
The only one I need to prove
I've changed to is you.
513
00:20:05,543 --> 00:20:07,413
Otherwise, you'll turn into
a twisted sicko like Stewart
514
00:20:07,413 --> 00:20:09,852
and frame me for a murder
I didn't commit.
515
00:20:09,885 --> 00:20:11,622
May I?
516
00:20:11,722 --> 00:20:13,125
- You may.
517
00:20:13,125 --> 00:20:16,164
[soft music]
518
00:20:16,164 --> 00:20:21,308
?
519
00:20:21,408 --> 00:20:23,846
- Grimsburg, I promised
myself I'd never come back,
520
00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:26,552
and yet somehow, it's this
place where I feel like maybe,
521
00:20:26,586 --> 00:20:28,657
just maybe,
I'll solve the one mystery
522
00:20:28,724 --> 00:20:31,696
I've never been able
to crack--myself.
523
00:20:31,729 --> 00:20:34,635
Oh, and the mystery of where
I put my suede desert boots.
524
00:20:34,735 --> 00:20:37,575
And if there's time, maybe how
to use the self-checkout lane.
525
00:20:37,608 --> 00:20:39,177
I've literally never done it
without the person
526
00:20:39,277 --> 00:20:40,547
having to come over,
and at that point,
527
00:20:40,580 --> 00:20:42,183
why can't they just
check me out?
528
00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:43,720
Wow, this is
a pretty cool shot.
529
00:20:43,754 --> 00:20:45,456
It seems like they're putting
some real money behind this.
530
00:20:45,557 --> 00:20:47,794
That's got to be a good sign.
531
00:20:52,470 --> 00:20:55,209
- So your pop's moving
into the basement, hmm?
532
00:20:55,309 --> 00:20:57,213
- Together under
one roof again.
533
00:20:57,246 --> 00:20:59,050
This is what we've
been dreaming of!
534
00:20:59,083 --> 00:21:00,252
- Speak for yourself.
535
00:21:00,352 --> 00:21:02,356
I've been dreaming about
meeting Phoebe Bridgers.
536
00:21:02,356 --> 00:21:04,461
- All we need now
is a little nudge
537
00:21:04,461 --> 00:21:07,100
to get them
all the way back together.
538
00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:08,970
- Easy.
You flood the basement.
539
00:21:09,070 --> 00:21:10,707
When your dad starts to drown,
540
00:21:10,741 --> 00:21:13,947
your mom is forced to save him
and they're back in love.
541
00:21:13,980 --> 00:21:16,151
Or you all drown there,
542
00:21:16,184 --> 00:21:18,088
and become
a big happy family in heaven.
543
00:21:18,122 --> 00:21:21,328
- Or, I give them
love letters I wrote
544
00:21:21,328 --> 00:21:23,298
and say they're from
the other person.
545
00:21:23,331 --> 00:21:24,502
- Eh, that works too.
546
00:21:24,602 --> 00:21:26,539
But if you do go
with that one,
547
00:21:26,639 --> 00:21:29,076
you probably want to shut off
the main water valve,
548
00:21:29,110 --> 00:21:31,582
like right now.
549
00:21:31,632 --> 00:21:36,182
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