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(CAR ALARM)
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This is where that lady died
in the hot tub.
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Hi! Anybody there?
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I should be in a hospital!
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I think, you need
to calm down, Gabe.
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Gabe!
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Neville, you gotta help me man,
you gotta help me.
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You wanted to talk, Mr Stark.
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Well, let's talk.
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Fuck you, you freaks!
I'm going straight to the cops!
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Aaahhh!
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Where is everyone?
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Hey, hey, hey!
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Hey, hey, hey!
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Hey no wait, wait!
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Hey! Hey! Hey! Kid!
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Where's the police station?
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Listen, from our perspective, right,
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you've had a bit of an episode.
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Violently assaulted the housekeeper,
eaten a bunch of toilet freshener.
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Then driven off
without due care or attention.
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Does that summary
resonate with you at all?
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No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
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She, the housekeeper,
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shoved the toilet cleaner
into my mouth,
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while I was choking her off,
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after they tried
to murder me with soup!
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They imprisoned me and poisoned me
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after they found out
that I was the legal owner
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of the entire fucking estate.
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Right.
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Firstly I'm going to ask
you not to swear.
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Rude or offensive behaviour
towards staff will not be tolerated.
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Rude or offensive behaviour
towards staff will not be tolerated.
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Secondly, from our perspective,
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Beaucroft family, Beaucroft Hall.
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(TAKES A DEEP BREATH)
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Liz Beaucroft, my wife,
was left everything
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by Bertie Beaucroft,
her grandfather.
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I had the will right here
in my hand.
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The law firm was er...
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Oh, was er, Butterworth.
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Butter. Butter something.
Butter...butterstick.
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Butter, butter, butterbeans!
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Butter, butter, Buttertree!
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Butter, butter...
Butterfields.
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Butterfield, yes!
Graham Butterfield?
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Where is he? Can I speak to him?
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Graham Butterfield
will be in the pub rehearsing.
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What?
He's Hornbearing today.
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What?
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He is one
of the Hornbearing Princes!
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Right, fine.
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Well, he'll be busy though.
It starts in a few hours.
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I don't give a shit!
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I don't give a shit!
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(PHONE RINGS)
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Hayfork Police, Happy Hornbearing.
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Ah! Fuck, ah!
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Graham Butterfield! Anybody, huh!
Is there a Graham Butterfield here?
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Can anybody tell me, huh?
Graham Butterfield... Yeah!
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Graham?
Yeah.
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He's out back, rehearsing.
What, here?
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Aye.
Oh!
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Graham! Which one of you is Graham!
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It was a long time ago.
My father would have handled it.
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And you know
that's their ancestral home.
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They're not going to give it up
without a fight.
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Look, I just need
the hard copy of the will.
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No one's in the office.
It's Hornbearing.
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What is that?
People keep saying that.
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Oh, it's just a little celebration
we have every year.
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Oh, it's just a little celebration
we have every year.
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A word of warning.
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You don't want to cross
the Beaucrofts.
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And running about here,
shouting as you are,
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you've got to try and blend in.
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In the meantime,
I'll see what I can do.
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Clean yourself up.
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Right.
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Well, I...
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have got to practise my foot hops.
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Cheers.
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D'you find him?
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(SIGHS) Yeah, thanks.
Welcome.
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(SIGHS) Yeah, thanks.
Welcome.
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Liz?
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You know, Elizabeth Beaucroft?
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I'm her husband.
Oh!
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Elizabeth's an old, old friend.
I'm Dan. Landlord here.
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Gabe Stark.
Where is she?
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She here?
No.
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Well, any friend of Elizabeth's...
Husband.
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Well...
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not anymore I guess.
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Divorced?
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(CHUCKLES) I've been there. Here.
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On the house.
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We're not divorced.
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She, er...
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she passed away.
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She died? Oh, my god. Shit.
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Elizabeth. Gorgeous girl.
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I always thought we might reconnect.
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(SIGHS)
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R-I-P, to be honest. R-I-bloody-P.
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I need a drink.
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Down the hatch!
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Don't be shy.
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Cheers, Colin.
Hmm.
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Ah, are you sure
this was her favourite?
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I mean, she was never really
a beer drinker, you know.
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It's not beer.
It's barley wine!
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Bit of an acquired taste.
Highly toxic to the uninitiated.
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Makes a pussy hard and a dick wet
we always say.
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(LAUGHTER)
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It's a great saying.
I assume you've met the family?
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They're nuts, right?
Terrible people.
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I'm not gonna disagree.
She was so giving.
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Always wanted to do something
charitable with that big house.
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But they didn't let her.
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They'd prefer
to let it sit there rotting,
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accumulating debt.
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What do you mean?
Isn't it worth millions?
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Well, yeah,
if you spent millions doing it up.
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Last time I was there was like
twenty years ago
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and it was falling apart then.
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Everything from the tapestries,
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Everything from the tapestries,
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the chandeliers
to Elizabeth's bedframe.
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It practically collapsed
under my bodyweight.
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(LAUGHS)
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Alright, yeah.
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Here, let me show you something.
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Have a look at this.
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That's us in India.
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She never told me she went to India.
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Well, she fucking loved India.
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What are you guys
at a concert or something?
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That's a Healing ceremony, my man.
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Lotta healing went on,
on that trip let me tell ya.
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You're not much
of a spiritual guy, then?
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I have a mindfulness app
on my phone.
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I pay extra so I don't get any ads.
Yeah?
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She always said she wanted to marry
someone who made a difference.
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Surprised we didn't tie the knot.
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Well, no offence
but, er, you're a bartender.
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Well, no offence
but, er, you're a bartender.
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Yeah. What does a bartender do?
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I dispense medicine for the soul.
I'm a community healer!
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(LAUGHTER)
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Huh.
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A hepatologist might disagree.
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That's a doctor
that specialises in livers.
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(CHUCKLES)
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I myself, am a surgeon.
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Guess you could say
I'm a healer too, right?
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In a much more actual sense.
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Well, we could debate back
and forth all night, couldn't we?
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Yeah, we could.
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But we got Hornbearing
to prepare for.
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And Elizabeth loved Hornbearing,
bearing that horn.
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Can I use this
to make a call real quick?
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Be my guest.
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Thank you.
Keep it short.
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Thank you.
Keep it short.
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Oh, of course.
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(PHONE RINGS)
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Yo, it's Neville.
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Leave a message, and remember,
closed mouths don't get fed.
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Hi, Neville. It's Gabe.
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So, things got a little worse.
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Liz's family locked me up
and was drugging me.
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To make a long story short,
I escaped to the nearby village
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where some asshole
who used to fuck Liz
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just told me that the estate
is actually in massive debt,
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so not sure why she'd leave me some
fucking hidden riddle leading me
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to a will that says
I'm the proud owner of jack shit.
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to a will that says
I'm the proud owner of jack shit.
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Yeah, that's where I'm at.
Er, good to check-in.
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Please get here like yesterday. Bye.
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Oh, fuck.
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Please get here like yesterday.
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Bye. End of message.
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To delete this message, press seven.
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Message deleted.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, what's that?
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What is that?
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(SCREAMS)
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What do you guys want?
Gabe.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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We have an offer for you.
Oh, really?
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Is that what the case is?
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Yes.
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You guys locked me up
and tried to drive me insane,
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You guys locked me up
and tried to drive me insane,
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just like you did to Grandpa Bertie.
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Oh, yeah, I know everything.
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I read it all in his diary.
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And now you're trying to pay me off?
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How much?
I-I'll handle this.
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10,000 pounds in cash
and you bugger off.
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And that's the maximum amount
we can offer.
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That's all the money we have.
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Aston, I was going to start lower!
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Gabe, we're trying to save you
from a multi-year legal battle,
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over a contestable
will for a property
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with less than glowing finances.
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Now, this is all yours.
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You could head back home, Gabe.
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Get a little-little farmstead
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out west, couple of bighorns.
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out west, couple of bighorns.
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Hmm.
Maybe a rooster?
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Oh, yeah,
that sounds really good, yeah.
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I could go to the hoedown
and get crazy
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and win a turkey
in the armpit fart contest.
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Have you ever fucking been
to America, Xanthe?
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Every time you're rude to us,
it goes down by a grand.
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Oh, shut up, Aston.
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Gabe, you could move on
with your life.
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Now, we'll leave you to have
a little think about it and,
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er, you know, where we are.
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Aston!
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Don't just stand there, boy.
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Don't just stand there, boy.
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What?
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I found something outside.
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If you answer one question honestly,
I'll hand it over.
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(CHUCKLES)
Just give it to me, you fuck-wit.
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What is it?
No. No. No, no, no.
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Did you give Gabe drugs?
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And that's what made him attack
Miss Whitby?
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Yes.
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But then he wouldn't have
gotten so angry.
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And then he wouldn't have left!
He wants the house!
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If he gets the house,
you'd be the one leaving.
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I answered your question.
Now, what did you find?
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Another disembowelled sparrow?
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No, actually, I found this.
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It was ringing then
there was a message
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and it was Gabe
and he said you drugged him.
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Whose telephone is that?
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Oh, it, it was... I don't know.
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His friend, someone called Neville.
Hmm.
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He must be here.
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He may well have been here...
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but he won't have
survived the night.
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We both know that.
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Gabe's my best friend.
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I don't think he-he would
kick me out of this house.
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Oh, Bart...
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how sweet to be blind
to the true nature of the world.
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Hmm.
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That's why you must never move
beyond the gate.
258
00:16:58,080 --> 00:16:59,160
Hmm?
259
00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:14,280
There was something else.
260
00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:22,280
He said he found a hidden riddle,
from Elizabeth.
261
00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:07,160
Graham?
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00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:13,160
Thanks for this but, I don't think
I want it anymore.
263
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I'm just gonna go back to LA.
Graham!
264
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Where are you going?
265
00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:52,120
Move, you dozy cunt.
Fuck it. Bastard microphone.
266
00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:57,640
Hey, cut the fucking music! Hayfork!
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(CROWD CHEERS)
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00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:00,000
Hornbearing is upon us once more!
269
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:04,320
Hornbearing is upon us once more!
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00:20:04,360 --> 00:20:07,440
(CROWD CHEERS)
271
00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:11,720
May the LORDS heal our land!
272
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Hurrah for the healers!
273
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:17,640
May he forgive us our greed!
274
00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:19,880
Hurrah for The Horned One!
275
00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:21,160
May he for...
276
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:23,320
(LAUGHTER)
Fuck's sake! Fuck off.
277
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:28,840
I think, you've had a few too many
of those barley wines, huh?
278
00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:31,280
(HURLS)
Oh, Jesus!
279
00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:34,200
Oh, man.
280
00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:35,720
I can't play
the Lord of the Land now.
281
00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:38,040
No?
You'll have to do it.
282
00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:39,640
What are you talking about?
Yeah.
283
00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:42,720
You're gonna have to fill in for me.
No, no. No, Dan, no.
284
00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:45,040
I gotta get outta here.
Hey, you can do this, come on.
285
00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:46,760
I can't.
Come on, you can do this!
286
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:51,920
I can't man, please.
Do it for Elizabeth. Yeah?
287
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:54,280
Yeah.
OK, for Elizabeth.
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00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:57,560
(APPLAUSE)
289
00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:03,000
He's the Lord of the Land!
290
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:08,600
(CROWD CHANTS)
291
00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:55,760
Here we give thanks
for the blessings bestowed
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00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:59,720
on us simple folk
by the lords up the road.
293
00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:00,000
Forgiveness we beg
for our fore fathers greed.
294
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:03,680
Forgiveness we beg
for our fore fathers greed.
295
00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:07,720
In demanding fair payment
for fingers that bleed.
296
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:13,080
What are you doing here?
Where's Dan?
297
00:22:13,120 --> 00:22:15,760
Dan's wasted.
I got roped into doing this!
298
00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:18,480
I don't know, what I'm doing here.
I'm scared!
299
00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:20,600
Just do as I say.
OK.
300
00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:27,600
Their short-sighted lust
for a roof and a bed,
301
00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:31,440
near left the whole village
sickened or dead.
302
00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:35,400
It was the Horned One
their vicious deeds did incense.
303
00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:39,520
So, praise our healer
the Lord of the Land,
304
00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:41,600
who saved us hence.
305
00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:43,280
Ohh!
306
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:44,760
Aaaaahhhhh!
307
00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:48,320
What is this, fucking Shakespeare?
308
00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:49,400
What is it?
Shh!
309
00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:53,200
What's wrong with that lady?
Hey, that's fake, right?
310
00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:58,120
Hurrah for the Horned One!
311
00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:00,000
OK, Graham,
I need you to be honest with me.
312
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:00,600
OK, Graham,
I need you to be honest with me.
313
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:03,040
Is this some sort of
human sacrifice?
314
00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:05,360
Am I gonna be sacrificed today?
Yes.
315
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:08,240
If you don't keep quiet!
Take the cup!
316
00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:19,440
Hurry up!
317
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:21,480
(CROWD CHEERS)
318
00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:28,720
What are you doing? Stand up!
319
00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:35,600
Now, say, "I heal you!"
Heal us! Heal us! Heal us! Oh, come on, higher!
320
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:38,640
Heal us!
I heal you!
321
00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:40,120
He heals us!
322
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:43,160
Now, give the cup to Mother Hayfork!
323
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:45,120
Who's Mother Hayfork?
Who the fuck do you think she is?
324
00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:47,440
That woman lying there!
Jesus Christ.
325
00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:50,000
Oh, for goodness sake,
give it some ceremony!
326
00:23:54,360 --> 00:23:56,400
(CROWD CHEERS)
327
00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:03,880
Here lady, here's your cup.
Piss off!
328
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:06,320
No. Sorry.
Get back!
329
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:12,960
Now, we bear horns
to our Lords of the Land
330
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:16,120
that he implored
The Horned One to spare us!
331
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:17,200
(CROWD CHEERS)
332
00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:19,120
Rejoice! Rise up alive.
333
00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:21,760
Mother Hayfork heals and is re-born!
334
00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:25,080
I am risen! I am reborn!
335
00:24:25,120 --> 00:24:26,960
She is reborn!
336
00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:30,840
(APPLAUSE)
337
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:35,800
All quake to hear
the hallowed name of Beaucroft!
338
00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:37,160
Beaucroft!
339
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:41,200
Our Lords and Masters on the Hill!
The Lords of our Land.
340
00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:44,000
Beaucroft!
341
00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:46,520
Wait, wait. I'm confused.
342
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:48,600
The Lord of the Land is a Beaucroft?
Yes!
343
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:50,800
The Lord of the Land is a Beaucroft.
344
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:53,480
So, what's the connection
between the Beaucrofts
345
00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:54,520
and The Horned One?
346
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:57,040
The Beaucrofts implored
347
00:24:57,080 --> 00:25:00,000
the Horned One
to spare Mother Hayfork.
348
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:00,480
the Horned One
to spare Mother Hayfork.
349
00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:04,040
And who is Mother Hayfork again?
Us!
350
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:07,520
She represents the fucking village!
351
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:09,480
So, the Beaucrofts healed
the village?
352
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:13,440
Yes, now shush,
it's not your bit anymore.
353
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:15,760
Wow, that's...
354
00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:19,840
Liz.
355
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:27,920
Did you see that?
356
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:43,560
I think, I understand now.
I'm a Beaucroft!
357
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:54,760
I'm the Lord of the Land.
I'm the healer. I'm the healer!
358
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:56,480
What the fuck are you doing now?
359
00:25:56,520 --> 00:26:00,000
Yes! I understand now, baby.
I know, what you want me to do!
360
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,120
Yes! I understand now, baby.
I know, what you want me to do!
361
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:02,480
I'm the healer.
Don't touch me!
362
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:07,760
I'm the healer
and I'm gonna heal everything!
363
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:09,440
(LAUGHS)
364
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:11,080
Here! I got the will!
365
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:14,320
(GASPS)
366
00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:18,680
Oh, fuck. Now you've done it!
367
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:20,320
He killed The Horned One!
368
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:22,880
No, no, no, no, no!
369
00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:24,560
(CROWD BOOS)
No, you don't understand.
370
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:25,800
You don't...
Wanker.
371
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:27,800
Bastard's ruined Hornbearing.
372
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:29,960
I'm not a killer!
Let's make him pay.
373
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,280
I'm the Lord of the Land!
I'm the healer!
374
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:34,800
Disrespect means disembowelment.
375
00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:36,400
It was an accident!
376
00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:38,800
Come on, let's fucking cleanse him!
377
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:39,840
Get him!
Oh, shit!
378
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:42,520
Wanker. Get him! Cave him in.
379
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:50,080
(CROWD CHANTS)
380
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:54,320
You guys don't understand!
I'm the Lord of The Land!
381
00:26:54,360 --> 00:26:57,480
I'm The Healer, me! Oh, shit!
382
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:08,400
No, no, no, no, no!
383
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:14,480
I'm a Beaucroft!
My wife was Elizabeth Beaucroft!
384
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:18,880
If any of you fucking touch me,
I will sue you!
385
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:21,920
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