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NARRATOR: Previously on
a very special Clone High, this.
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(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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NARRATOR: Full disclosure,
there was a subliminal message
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embedded in there.
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It's the reason
you're now craving
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a big ol' plate of nachos.
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Con queso.
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(SOFT MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
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(BIRDS CHIRPING)
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(DOOR RATTLING)
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HARRIET TUBMAN: Yes, we're in.
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Okay, now tell us why we’re
risking suspension for this?
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Something's up with Scudworth.
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No one’s seen him since
Confucius's foster parents
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gave him all that money
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at the parent-principal
conferences.
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You mean when he accepted
the generous gift they gave him?
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Because they also tried
to give Joan money,
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but she didn't even want it.
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It felt like they were paying me
to be your girlfriend.
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They were paying you
because you're my girlfriend.
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Let's focus, please.
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I have a strong suspicion
Scudworth is hiding something.
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Yup, I think you're right.
No way he could afford
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this stuff
on a principal's salary.
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I'm sure nipple cream is just
the tip of the iceberg.
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And "tip of the iceberg"
is what I call nipples.
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Uh, guys, check this out.
I think I hit the jackpot.
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ALL: Scudworth's Secret Diary!
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CLEOPATRA: (GROANS)
Gross, a book!
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Wait, are we really
gonna read that?
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I mean, it's private.
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Frida should do it.
She's great at betraying trust.
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Or maybe Cleo should read it.
She's great at adding drama.
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-Did I miss something?
-CLONES: They broke up.
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Didn't catch a word of that,
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you all, er, uh,
spoke at the same time.
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Here, I'll take it.
(CLEARS THROAT)
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(IMITATES SCUDWORTH)
"Dear Diary,
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parent-principal conferences
were a success
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and I'm officially rich.
Time to rent a speed boat."
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And what a speedy little boat
she is.
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Speeding me toward my destiny.
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So, just to be clear,
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we're going to an island
you bought online sight unseen?
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Not just any island,
the island of my dreams.
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And I'm not an idiot,
I only gave them half upfront.
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Who exactly is "them"?
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A Venezuelan general,
known as...
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El Fantasma Cibernética.
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(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
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-(MUSIC STOPS) ♪
-Pretty sure that means cyber-ghost.
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So cool, right?
How fun is buying islands?
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("CLONE HIGH THEME SONG"
BY ABANDONED POOLS PLAYING) ♪
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Way, way back in the 1980s
Secret government employees ♪
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Dug up famous guys
And ladies ♪
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And made amusing
Genetic copies ♪
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Then the clones as teens
Were frozen ♪
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Thawed out decades later
Why? ♪
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Back for reasons
They're not disclosin' ♪
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Giving high school
Another try ♪
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It's time to watch
Clone High ♪
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Energetic and engaging
Clone High ♪
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Our angst is entertaining
Clone High ♪
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(THEME SONG CONCLUDES) ♪
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I knew he stole
the school's money.
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That bastard!
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And he immediately got it
stolen. That dumb bastard.
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Why'd he want an island
in the first place?
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Probably 'cause
he's a dumb bastard.
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Hey. Anyone else notice
this weird leak in the wall?
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-CLONES: Shh.
-Rude.
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-Can I continue?
-CLONES: Yes!
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"My lifelong dream
was in reach."
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I negotiated quite a deal
on the island,
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leaving me plenty of cash
to build my precious theme park.
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I wish anything meant
as much to me
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as the theme parks
mean to you, sir.
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Oh, they've meant everything
to me,
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since I was a pre-pubescent boy.
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(DREAMY MUSIC PLAYS, STOPS) ♪
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JFK: Wait, are we about to go
from a flashback
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into a deeper flashback?
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-CLONES: Shh. JFK!
-(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
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JOAN OF ARC:
It's like Inception. Duh!
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JFK: Whoa, sorry.
Flashback inside a flashback.
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-Here we go.
-(DREAMY MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
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PRINCIPAL SCUDWORTH:
Every weekend, my parents would take me
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to Yesterworld Theme Park,
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where history comes alive!
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But alas,
I only got as far as the gates.
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MR. BUTLERTRON:
How tragic. You were crippled.
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SCUDWORTH: Only emotionally.
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-My legs were fine.
-(SORROWFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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SCUDWORTH: My parents were
ruthless grifters
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and this was their most
lucrative grift.
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They never even let me go
inside the park
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or try one of their famous
one-foot-long hot dogs.
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And when it was all over,
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-I didn't get so much
as a warm hug. -(BOTH LAUGH)
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Whoa. I didn't know Scudworth
had evil parents.
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You thought that guy
had normal parents?
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What is normal, Joan?
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You don't like it when
parents steal money,
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but you also don't like
it when they give you money?
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I'm just trying to keep up here.
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Holy shit, are you guys, like,
reading Scudworth's journal?
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Okay, we're not starting over.
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That was directed towards them
and you, Frida.
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-(GROANS)
-Allow me.
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Okay. So, Mr. B's driving
the boat and he goes...
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(IMITATES MR. B)
"Did you eventually go to Yesterworld..."
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...after your parents died
in that freak accident?
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I had nothing to do
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with their banana-peel
on-the-edge-of-the-Grand-Canyon freak accident!
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But yes, I did go to the park
directly from the funeral.
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(HUMS CHEERFUL TUNE)
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I was finally free
to enter Yesterworld
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as an unaccompanied minor
with dead parents.
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(CONTINUES HUMMING)
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I desperately wanted
those historical figures
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to give me the love...
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-(GROANS)
-...my parents never did.
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-(ROBOTIC VOICE) Four score
and seven years ago... -(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
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-...our fathers brought forth...
-SCUDWORTH: But I soon discovered,
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they weren't historical figures
at all.
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ANIMATRONIC:
Chop, chop, chop.
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I need wood for teeth.
I need wood for teeth.
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Let them eat cake.
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SCUDWORTH: They were cold,
unfeeling, animatronic fakes!
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And then I saw
the foot-long hot dog.
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(ECHOING) Gasp!
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I vowed I would build
a theme park
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to put Yesterworld to shame!
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Where the historical figures
were flesh and blood!
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And where the foot-long hot dogs
measured three feet in length!
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Uh, now, slow down.
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-We should be getting close
to Jagged Rock Point. -To what now?
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SCUDWORTH: (SCREAMS)
Flip! (GROANS)
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(DOLPHIN SQUEAKING)
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I did it.
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(KISSES, SPITS)
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I'm finally here!
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The future home...
(SHOUTING) ...of Cloney Island!
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HARRIET: Hold on, Cloney Island?
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What's that? Like a clone-themed
amusement park?
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Oh, my God.
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He wants us to give him
the love his family never did.
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That's, like, so sad.
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Maybe we should stop
and just respect his privacy.
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Ooh! There's sand in this page.
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-CLONES: Ooh!
-HARRIET: Ooh! Sand!
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I don't think we're going to get
our boat rental deposit back.
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What do we need a boat for?
We're here!
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Where's my murse
with all the cash?
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Found it.
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-(DRAMATIC MUSICAL STING) ♪
-What is this?
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SCUDWORTH: Not that one!
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That's my murse
with the light weights
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for workouts on the go.
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Ah, yes! There's my money murse.
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Now, let's do like Dora
and explor-a.
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Vamos!
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I'm the map!
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SCUDWORTH: The air
was sticky hot
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and smelled of citrus,
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like a freshly
deodorized armpit.
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The island's untouched beauty,
the perfect canvas
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for my masterpiece.
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(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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What's this?
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Turnstiles?
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An under construction
roller coaster?
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Classic theme park signage?
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This wasn't mentioned
in the listing.
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-(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-What was that?
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I heard a rustle.
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Ooh, which one? Crowe? Brand?
Keri? The love muscle?
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Westbrook? Kurt?
Oh, please, let it be Kurt.
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-(RUSTLING)
-Roll for your lives!
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-(BOTH MUMBLING FRANTICALLY)
-(GROANS)
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Gasp!
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(SQUEALS, SCREAMS)
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(BOTH GASP)
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(BOTH PANT)
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(SCUDWORTH GROANING)
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-(YELPS) Wha...
-(OMINOUS MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
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(GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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Cinnamon Scudworth?
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Sandra Sandria?
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You came for me, my lover!
You came!
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-JFK: (LAUGHS) Scudworth came!
-CLONES: Shh! JFK!
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Is it really you
after all these years?
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Is it really you
after all these years?
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There's one way to find out.
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(UPBEAT ELECTRONIC MUSIC
PLAYS) ♪
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You have matching tattoos of pi!
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We stopped at 69
for obvious reasons.
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Yes, because Dr. Denton Cooley
implanted the first temporary
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artificial heart on April 4,
1969. We all know this!
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Oh, my studly Scudly.
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I never thought
I'd see you again.
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I find that hard to believe
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since you're standing
on my island.
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Your island? But I've owned
this island for years.
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SCUDWORTH:
I've got the deed right here.
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That's signed by someone named
Cyber Ghost.
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It says you're the proud owner
of jack shit.
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-What?
-I mean, it's written on a Long John Silver's menu.
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(BELL RINGING)
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Oh, who cares, Scuddy.
All that matters is you're here!
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Hey, I have someone
I want you to meet.
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Come out, Mrs. C,
and meet my college sweetheart!
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(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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(BOING)
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(WOLF-WHISTLING)
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Spit-spot, you two.
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You're just as practically
perfect as Sandra described.
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Oh my God. Do you see
what's happening here?
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Yeah, two weirdo ex-lovers
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now both have
robot best friends.
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No! The reason Scudworth's been
acting so strange
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is because he just reunited
with the love of his life.
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It's actually kind of sweet.
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The leak's getting worse,
you guys.
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-CLONES: Shh.
-You sound just like the leak.
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You stole my idea of having
a British robot sidekick.
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Was stealing my heart
and my dreams not enough?
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I remember it
like it was right now.
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You see, Sandra and I
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both majored in Mad Science
with a minor in Theme Parks.
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-(FAST-FORWARDING SQUEAKING)
-JFK: Nerds being nerds.
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Nerderly, nerderly nerdle.
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Nerd, nerd, nerd.
Nerdy, nerd, nerd.
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-Now here we go.
Okay, here we go. -(TENDER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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SCUDWORTH:
Our theme park dreams bonded us.
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Me, Cloney Island,
and her, Texasland.
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A theme park like Texas,
where everything is too big,
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the infrastructure is crumbling,
240
00:09:35,784 --> 00:09:37,577
you need no permission
to buy a gun,
241
00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:40,205
and every permission
to see a doctor!
242
00:09:40,288 --> 00:09:42,540
Whilst on a paddle boat,
I romantically told her
243
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I had saved up enough money
to make our dreams come true
244
00:09:45,043 --> 00:09:46,753
and buy my C-shaped island
for Cloney Island.
245
00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:47,837
(THUNDER CLAPPING)
246
00:09:47,879 --> 00:09:49,506
SCUDWORTH: That was when
she said that she thought
247
00:09:49,547 --> 00:09:51,383
we should use the money
for Texasland.
248
00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:52,842
-(INAUDIBLE)
-(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
249
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SCUDWORTH:
I was completely blindsided.
250
00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:56,471
Cloney Island meant
everything to me,
251
00:09:56,554 --> 00:09:57,555
and she knew it!
252
00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:58,890
-(KNIFE SLASHING)
-(CRIES)
253
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SCUDWORTH: So I told her...
254
00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:02,185
-(IN SLOW MOTION) No.
-(THUNDER CLAPPING)
255
00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:05,063
SCUDWORTH: When I woke up
the next morning,
256
00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:06,564
Sandra and the money were gone.
257
00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:09,567
And I was heartbroken,
and broke broken.
258
00:10:11,152 --> 00:10:14,239
First, his parents let him down,
then the theme park characters,
259
00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:15,740
and now the love of his life!
260
00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:18,326
(SCOFFS) This was not supposed
to make me feel this way.
261
00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:19,494
Should we stop?
262
00:10:19,577 --> 00:10:20,787
-Don't you dare.
-Keep reading.
263
00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:22,288
Make with the words
and the talking.
264
00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:24,916
You think I took your money
and left?
265
00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,251
No, you see...
266
00:10:27,585 --> 00:10:31,256
I kept thinking about our fight,
so I did predictive formulas.
267
00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:34,592
You were right,
Texasland was never gonna work.
268
00:10:34,676 --> 00:10:36,761
An island
of cloned historical figures
269
00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:39,264
was obviously
much more rational.
270
00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:41,516
I borrowed your money
to surprise you
271
00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:44,060
by purchasing
the C-shaped tropical paradise
272
00:10:44,102 --> 00:10:46,604
and getting a head start
on Cloney Island.
273
00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,606
-Unfortunately,
I crashed my boat... -(SCREAMS)
274
00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,734
-(DOLPHIN SQUEAKING)
-...on some jagged rocks, stranding me here
275
00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:53,361
for the past 30 to 50 years.
276
00:10:53,445 --> 00:10:56,197
I used the ship's wreckage
to construct Mrs. C.
277
00:10:56,281 --> 00:10:57,449
-And did my best to build...
-Yay!
278
00:10:57,532 --> 00:11:00,201
...Cloney Island with
the resources at my disposal.
279
00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:02,370
-All while dreaming
you'd come for me. -(HAMMERING)
280
00:11:02,454 --> 00:11:04,748
-(SIGHS)
-And you finally did!
281
00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:07,250
SCUDWORTH: Preposterous!
282
00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:09,586
You clearly stole my money
to build Texasland
283
00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:10,837
and leave me forever.
284
00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:13,423
I can prove everything is true.
285
00:11:13,465 --> 00:11:15,592
Sir, may I have a word?
286
00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:17,135
(WHEELS SQUEAKING)
287
00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:19,220
She stole your money
and your virginity.
288
00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:22,974
What if she tries to steal
one of those things again?
289
00:11:23,058 --> 00:11:25,477
I'm not some naive,
little babe-of-the-wood.
290
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,979
You gave your money
to a cyber ghost.
291
00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:30,482
That's different!
This woman tore my heart out.
292
00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:33,151
There's zero chance I'm letting
my guard down again.
293
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,194
SANDRA SANDRIA: Oh, Scudly.
294
00:11:34,277 --> 00:11:35,820
I have something
I wanna show you.
295
00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:37,322
Coming, my love.
296
00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:38,948
-(GROANS)
-(WHEELS SQUEAKING)
297
00:11:38,990 --> 00:11:41,326
Oh, relax,
I call everyone "my love."
298
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,953
I don't know why you think
this will change my mind.
299
00:11:43,995 --> 00:11:46,331
Look around you, Scudworth.
What do you see?
300
00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:47,874
-OFF-SCREEN MAN: Yee-haw!
-(WHIP CRACKING)
301
00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:51,503
You built Texasland,
which proves you grifted me!
302
00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:55,256
Texasland?
No, this is Cloney Island.
303
00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:57,842
Well, what about
that ten-gallon hat?
304
00:11:57,926 --> 00:12:00,428
(TENDER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
305
00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:03,181
-Is that--
-A three-foot long hot dog stand?
306
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,058
You bet your sweet ass it is!
307
00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:07,060
I made all of this for you.
308
00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:08,853
She's clearly telling the truth.
309
00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:11,022
-I don't believe her.
-What? Why not?
310
00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:12,691
I don't know.
Maybe because my family
311
00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:14,359
was never around while
I was growing up,
312
00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:16,486
and now I'm terrified
the people I care about most
313
00:12:16,528 --> 00:12:17,529
will abandon me.
314
00:12:17,612 --> 00:12:19,531
Wait, are you talking
about me again?
315
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,324
Should I be, Joan? Should I be?
316
00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:23,702
Okay, can you please stop
making this about you,
317
00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:26,079
when it's so clearly about me
and Frida.
318
00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:28,790
Shh! Be quiet,
this part's about the robots.
319
00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:37,882
If you find the element of fun
in any task then snap,
320
00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:40,677
the job's a game.
Might I have a go?
321
00:12:40,719 --> 00:12:43,722
Knock yourself out,
Julie Android.
322
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,390
(GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
323
00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:48,685
Just a spoonful of oil
makes the lubrication sound.
324
00:12:48,727 --> 00:12:51,563
Is anything else lubricated?
325
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:57,527
(SENSUAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
326
00:12:58,570 --> 00:12:59,738
(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
327
00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:03,575
You're making me rust.
328
00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:08,580
Hee-hee-hee. Ooh, ooh.
329
00:13:09,581 --> 00:13:10,832
(SENSUAL MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
330
00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:14,544
My God, is this a love cabana?
(CHUCKLES)
331
00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:17,088
Sorry Sandy, I can't be seduced
like some F-boy
332
00:13:17,172 --> 00:13:18,423
on some F-boy island.
333
00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:19,966
I just need you to see this.
334
00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:23,094
To cope with missing you,
I wrote you hundreds of letters!
335
00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:25,096
I built a detailed coconut
version of you
336
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,264
I call Coconutworth
337
00:13:26,348 --> 00:13:28,141
that I keep having to rebuild
338
00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:30,101
because after a lot of
French kissing,
339
00:13:30,185 --> 00:13:32,479
-the husk starts to rot.
-I see.
340
00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:34,981
So, you've had a fair bit
of practice with me over the years.
341
00:13:35,065 --> 00:13:37,233
I know you inside and out,
342
00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:39,778
top to bottom,
stem to stern,
343
00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:42,864
from the hairy husk
to the milky interior.
344
00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,240
Oh, my!
345
00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:46,242
-CONFUCIUS:
Tropical sex montage! -JOAN: Ew, old people, gross!
346
00:13:46,284 --> 00:13:48,411
-(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING) ♪
-Making love On a tropical island ♪
347
00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:51,664
It's such a special
Island feeling ♪
348
00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:54,751
-But when the sun
Beats down on my bare butt ♪ -(PANTS)
349
00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:57,796
My crispy bun skin
Will be peeling ♪
350
00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:01,132
Just make your way
On down to the equator ♪
351
00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:03,677
Then down a little further ♪
352
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:07,222
Discover a place
That's fun to explore ♪
353
00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:09,641
And find yourself
Your hidden treasure ♪
354
00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:13,228
-On a tropical island
Where sex marks the spot ♪ -(MOANING AND SCREAMING)
355
00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:15,939
There's not much to do
So we do it a lot ♪
356
00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:18,817
-Fire ants making
All our crevices hot ♪ -(BOTH SCREAM IN PAIN)
357
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,945
On a tropical island
Where sex marks the spot ♪
358
00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:24,739
My papaya goes
Into your coconut ♪
359
00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:27,784
-(BOTH MOANING)
-On a tropical island ♪
360
00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:29,994
-(ALL MOAN)
-Where sex marks the spot ♪
361
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:31,830
-MRS. C: Yes. Yes. Yes!
-(BEEPING RAPIDLY)
362
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,331
-(SONG CONCLUDES) ♪
-(EXPLOSION)
363
00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:35,875
Oh, Sandy-Andy,
it's been so long,
364
00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:37,335
but much like my balls,
365
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:40,005
our love has grown deeper
and hairier.
366
00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:43,299
Oh, I've been waiting
for this moment for 30 to 50 years.
367
00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:46,511
Coconutworth could never love me
like you do.
368
00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:48,513
Oh, don't get me wrong,
he tried.
369
00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:51,516
He wanted it something awful.
370
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,184
But it was never you.
371
00:14:53,268 --> 00:14:54,352
(SQUELCHING KISSING)
372
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,855
-CLONES: Aw.
-What's wrong with you all?
373
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,774
She stole his money
and now she's gaslighting him.
374
00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:00,984
What are you talking about?
375
00:15:01,026 --> 00:15:02,944
She tried to do
a big romantic gesture,
376
00:15:03,028 --> 00:15:04,821
and he was too insecure
to see it.
377
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:08,700
Here, I'll prove it.
Okay, so Scudworth's all...
378
00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:10,910
(IMITATES SCUDWORTH)
"You're the only person in the world
379
00:15:10,994 --> 00:15:13,830
that understands me,
my little poopsy cake."
380
00:15:13,872 --> 00:15:15,915
Sandra,
I never want to lose you again.
381
00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:18,710
If only we could be
together forever, but well...
382
00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:21,212
-Never mind.
-What is it, my love? Tell me.
383
00:15:21,296 --> 00:15:23,548
It's just, you dream
of staying here
384
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,467
and building Cloney Island.
385
00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:28,762
And now, I dream
of getting off this island.
386
00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:30,221
I wanna go home.
387
00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:31,556
Well, that's where we'll go.
388
00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:33,933
Texasland and Cloney Island
be damned!
389
00:15:34,017 --> 00:15:36,019
-Then they have sex again...
-CLONES: Ew!
390
00:15:36,061 --> 00:15:37,354
-Then they have sex again.
-CLONES: Ew.
391
00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:38,563
Then the robots have sex
392
00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:40,231
for like eighteen hours
apparently.
393
00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:41,900
-(CLONES GROANING)
-Then-- Okay, they're finished.
394
00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:43,193
JFK: Well, that's impressive.
395
00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:44,486
MRS. C: Sigh.
396
00:15:44,569 --> 00:15:48,031
Oh, Mrs. C, I never dreamed
I'd find someone like you,
397
00:15:48,073 --> 00:15:49,741
because I can't dream.
398
00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:54,037
Maybe I shouldn't have been
so reluctant to trust Sandra.
399
00:15:54,079 --> 00:15:55,080
Oh.
400
00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:56,831
What is it, my love?
401
00:15:56,915 --> 00:15:59,709
Sandra's grifting Scudworth,
again.
402
00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:01,961
She said she'd unplug me
if I said anything.
403
00:16:02,045 --> 00:16:05,423
But I can't lie to you, Mr. B.
She just wants his money
404
00:16:05,507 --> 00:16:06,758
and a ride home.
405
00:16:06,841 --> 00:16:09,010
You can't let her
get away with it.
406
00:16:12,097 --> 00:16:13,765
Gasp!
407
00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:16,851
We're going home, Mr. B,
and it was all my idea.
408
00:16:16,935 --> 00:16:18,687
It came to me clearly
after climax.
409
00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:20,605
She's just trying to steal
your money again
410
00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:22,565
and escape in our boat.
411
00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:24,609
You're not listening,
you little Pish-Posh-Spice!
412
00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:25,610
Sandra's an angel
413
00:16:25,694 --> 00:16:28,530
with flirty fat deposits
where Daddy likey.
414
00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:29,948
I have nothing to worry about.
415
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,117
My money murse
hasn't left my sight.
416
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:35,912
It was a very helpful cushion
during our love that we made.
417
00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:37,455
Sir, you're making a mistake!
418
00:16:37,539 --> 00:16:40,125
Humans don't make mistakes
in love!
419
00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:41,668
My decision is final.
420
00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:42,877
Poor Scudworth.
421
00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:45,130
That's what happens when you let
your guard down.
422
00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:47,757
When I let my guard down
more water gets in. (SCREAMS)
423
00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:50,885
-If a guy can't trust a woman
with a matching butt tattoo... -(ABE LINCOLN SCREAMING)
424
00:16:50,969 --> 00:16:52,721
...what hope do the rest of us
have?
425
00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:55,640
(SCOFFS) Listen to you all.
Bunch of downers, man.
426
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,267
Scudworth's story
isn't even over.
427
00:16:57,308 --> 00:16:59,811
And I for one am not
giving up on love just yet.
428
00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:02,480
Now give me that thing.
Let's finish this.
429
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,648
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
430
00:17:07,736 --> 00:17:09,154
Goodbye, Cloney Island.
431
00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:11,698
Thank you for not killing
my future wife.
432
00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:14,951
-M'lady.
-M'sir.
433
00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:16,453
Anchor up, Mr. B.
434
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:23,001
Hurry, Cinnamon! Here!
Throw me your murse
435
00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:24,502
so it doesn't get wet.
436
00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:25,837
Oh, sure.
437
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,630
That doesn't sound
suspicious at all
438
00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:29,674
because of our strong,
betrayal-proof love...
439
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,509
-(DRAMATIC MUSICAL STING) ♪
-...is what I would say
440
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,553
if this wasn't all part
of your plan, Sandra Sandria!
441
00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:34,763
-(DRAMATIC MUSICAL STING) ♪
-What?
442
00:17:34,846 --> 00:17:36,765
-Twist!
-(DRAMATIC MUSICAL STING) ♪
443
00:17:36,848 --> 00:17:38,516
I'll admit you had me fooled
at first.
444
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,935
I really wanted to believe
that you weren't after my money.
445
00:17:41,019 --> 00:17:42,687
And you would've gotten
away with it too,
446
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,689
if it weren't for the lies
on your feet.
447
00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:48,443
2018 second-edition Reeboks.
448
00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:50,653
If you had been here
for 30 to 50 years,
449
00:17:50,695 --> 00:17:52,572
you wouldn't have those.
450
00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:53,990
So last night
while you were sleeping,
451
00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:55,367
I switched my money murse
452
00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:57,619
with my weighted-for-workouts
on-the-go murse.
453
00:17:57,702 --> 00:17:59,162
Because you'd obviously
switched them
454
00:17:59,204 --> 00:18:01,539
while I was sleeping
the night before.
455
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:04,250
Now, I have the money murse
and you look stupid!
456
00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:05,669
Wrong!
457
00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:08,046
I didn't switch your murses
the night before last.
458
00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:09,881
And those were new Reeboks.
459
00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:13,093
They washed ashore
after a Reebok-sponsored party catamaran
460
00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:16,096
sunk because it was weighed down
by too many bottle girls.
461
00:18:16,179 --> 00:18:18,973
Wait! You didn't switch
the murses? (GASPS)
462
00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:20,558
-Twist!
-(DRAMATIC MUSICAL STING) ♪
463
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,061
SANDRA: I only switched
the murses this morning,
464
00:18:23,144 --> 00:18:25,063
while you were sleeping.
465
00:18:25,146 --> 00:18:26,690
Not because I was grifting you,
466
00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:28,900
-but because I was worried
about your back. -(SNORES)
467
00:18:28,983 --> 00:18:30,443
SANDRA: You wouldn't stop
carrying your murse,
468
00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:32,904
and I noticed your scoliosis
is kind of out of control.
469
00:18:32,987 --> 00:18:35,240
So I switched it out
with a lighter murse.
470
00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:37,409
I'm just trying to figure out
why your workout murse
471
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,285
is lighter than
your money murse.
472
00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:42,080
But you wanted me to throw you
my murse, to steal it.
473
00:18:42,163 --> 00:18:43,581
I was trying to help.
474
00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:46,584
A leather murse wouldn't survive
salt water.
475
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:50,005
Wait, if I-- and then--
and she-- which means...
476
00:18:50,088 --> 00:18:51,256
Realization!
477
00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:52,465
If there was no first switch,
478
00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:54,259
that means my switch
was the first switch,
479
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,427
and then you switched it back,
480
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,387
so this should still be
my money murse.
481
00:18:57,429 --> 00:19:00,849
(SCREAMS) This can't be.
It's just full of lady weights.
482
00:19:00,932 --> 00:19:03,226
I mean,
small-sized man weights for men.
483
00:19:03,268 --> 00:19:04,519
Oh, no!
484
00:19:04,602 --> 00:19:08,106
-I too have a twist.
-(DRAMATIC MUSICAL STING) ♪
485
00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:11,443
MR. B: I was trying to save
your money,
486
00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:13,695
-so at last night's
Hibachi dinner... -SCUDWORTH: Gimme that shrimp.
487
00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:15,613
...while you were busy
choking on hilarious shrimp,
488
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:18,992
-I switched the murses.
-(CHOKING)
489
00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:21,077
MR. B: You didn't even notice
490
00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:24,289
because you're so frigging
obsessed with shrimp.
491
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:25,999
Yum. (CHOKES)
492
00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:30,962
I had to do something after
Mrs. C said Sandra was evil.
493
00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:32,922
Mrs. C said what?
494
00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:35,633
Who cares? I'm just happy
that no one was grifting
495
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:37,469
and the money is securely
on the boat.
496
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,220
You mean, securely in...
497
00:19:39,304 --> 00:19:40,472
-me?
-(DRAMATIC MUSICAL STING) ♪
498
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:42,557
-I twist your twist...
-(DRAMATIC MUSICAL STING) ♪
499
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,517
(IN COCKNEY ACCENT)
...ya bloody wank stains!
500
00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:46,227
-(DRAMATIC MUSICAL STING) ♪
-(BOTH GASP)
501
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:50,648
Gasp!
502
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:51,649
CLEO: Oh my God!
503
00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:53,318
-JOAN: Mrs. C is a bitch!
-Holy Rancho Cucamonga!
504
00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:54,444
And a cockney accent?
505
00:19:54,486 --> 00:19:57,530
-Talk about My Unfair Lady.
-(LAUGHS, SCREAMS)
506
00:19:57,614 --> 00:19:59,741
MRS. C: For 30 to 50 years,
all she did...
507
00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:01,993
-(INAUDIBLE)
-...was talk about that gormless knob, Scudworth.
508
00:20:02,077 --> 00:20:03,995
You know what people
don't talk about in Cast Away?
509
00:20:04,079 --> 00:20:05,830
The blasted mental health
of Wilson.
510
00:20:05,914 --> 00:20:07,791
That poor fuckin' volleyball.
511
00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:09,000
(WATER SPLASHES)
512
00:20:09,084 --> 00:20:11,169
MRS. C: I realized
that dumb twat Sandra
513
00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:12,837
would never leave
this fuckin' island,
514
00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:15,048
always holdin' onto hope
that Scudworth
515
00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:16,591
would come back for her one day.
516
00:20:16,675 --> 00:20:19,511
-Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
-ABE: Would it be offensive to ask for subtitles?
517
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:22,681
MRS. C:
518
00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:25,684
-(THRILLING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-MRS. C:
519
00:20:37,487 --> 00:20:39,197
-(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-MRS. C:
520
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:43,493
Now, I've got the funds I need
521
00:20:43,535 --> 00:20:45,662
to launch a startup
in Silicon Valley, yeah.
522
00:20:45,704 --> 00:20:48,289
Because no one can tell you're
launching a robot uprising
523
00:20:48,373 --> 00:20:50,709
if you say it's an app
for weight loss, innit?
524
00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:53,420
My God.
The grift to end all grifts.
525
00:20:53,503 --> 00:20:55,964
How could you, Mrs. C?
526
00:20:56,047 --> 00:20:58,049
Scudworth, I'm staying with you!
527
00:20:58,091 --> 00:20:59,718
(GASPS, GRUNTS)
528
00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:11,938
(TENDER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
529
00:21:17,318 --> 00:21:19,487
-Oliver twist, bitch!
-(DRAMATIC MUSICAL STING) ♪
530
00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:22,866
I love America!
531
00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:24,200
Fuck off.
532
00:21:24,242 --> 00:21:26,536
Oh, piss off, ya sod!
533
00:21:26,578 --> 00:21:29,039
I'll always love you, Cinnamon!
534
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:31,750
-(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-Ditto, Sandra! Ditto.
535
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:35,295
Final twist! I 'id the deed
with Coconutworth.
536
00:21:35,378 --> 00:21:38,006
-Right in his coconut butt!
-What?
537
00:21:38,089 --> 00:21:39,591
(BOAT ENGINE REVVING)
538
00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:43,386
Sir, I'm so sorry.
539
00:21:43,428 --> 00:21:47,766
(SOBS) No, Mr. B, I'm sorry.
If only I'd trusted Sandra,
540
00:21:47,849 --> 00:21:49,601
I'd still have my money.
541
00:21:49,684 --> 00:21:51,436
And now, we're stranded
on this island,
542
00:21:51,478 --> 00:21:54,647
and worst of all, my love
did the deed with Coconutworth
543
00:21:54,731 --> 00:21:58,651
right in his coconut butt.
I'll kill him. (GRUNTS)
544
00:21:58,735 --> 00:22:00,945
-(GRUNTS)
-Sir, stop.
545
00:22:01,029 --> 00:22:04,699
She didn't say she did
the deed with Coconutworth.
546
00:22:04,783 --> 00:22:06,868
Of course she did, Mr. B.
Don't gaslight me!
547
00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:10,705
She said she hid the deed
with Coconutworth!
548
00:22:10,789 --> 00:22:12,665
Hid the deed with Coconutworth?
549
00:22:12,749 --> 00:22:15,377
-Right in his coconut butt.
-Right in his coconut butt.
550
00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:16,461
(GRUNTS) Ha!
551
00:22:16,503 --> 00:22:18,463
-Spread 'em.
-(HEAVENLY MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
552
00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:20,632
(GASPS) She gave me
the island after all.
553
00:22:20,715 --> 00:22:26,471
I guess true love and generosity
were the real grift all along.
554
00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:28,640
(SORROWFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
555
00:22:28,723 --> 00:22:30,308
(VOICE BREAKING)
To be continued.
556
00:22:32,310 --> 00:22:33,520
CLONES: Aw.
557
00:22:33,603 --> 00:22:35,313
(SORROWFUL MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
558
00:22:35,397 --> 00:22:36,606
FRIDA KAHLO: Cleo.
559
00:22:36,648 --> 00:22:39,150
I don't want that to be us
in 30 to 50 years.
560
00:22:39,234 --> 00:22:41,444
Full of unresolved issues
and hooking up
561
00:22:41,486 --> 00:22:43,530
with coconut versions
of ourselves.
562
00:22:43,613 --> 00:22:46,533
Maybe we could start over
as friends?
563
00:22:46,616 --> 00:22:49,619
Just say like, "Hi, bitch"
to each other in the hallways.
564
00:22:49,661 --> 00:22:51,329
Which I was gonna do anyway,
565
00:22:51,413 --> 00:22:53,373
but instead of...
(STERNLY) "Hi, bitch,"
566
00:22:53,456 --> 00:22:55,458
more like...
(SOFTLY) "Hi, bitch."
567
00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:57,502
Sounds good, bitch.
568
00:22:57,585 --> 00:22:59,879
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
569
00:22:59,963 --> 00:23:02,298
And I see now that
not taking money is a sign
570
00:23:02,340 --> 00:23:04,175
of how much you care
about someone.
571
00:23:04,217 --> 00:23:06,177
Sorry it took me so long
to realize that, Joan.
572
00:23:06,261 --> 00:23:08,513
Thanks for not taking money
from my parents.
573
00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:11,391
You realize the circumstances
are completely different.
574
00:23:11,474 --> 00:23:12,475
They are?
575
00:23:12,517 --> 00:23:14,477
You know what?
You learned a lesson.
576
00:23:14,519 --> 00:23:16,146
That's all that matters.
577
00:23:16,187 --> 00:23:19,190
I'm actually heartbroken
for Scudworth.
578
00:23:19,232 --> 00:23:20,859
How's that even possible?
579
00:23:20,942 --> 00:23:24,029
What I wanna know is,
how'd his journal get back here
580
00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:25,739
if he's stuck
on an island somewhere?
581
00:23:25,822 --> 00:23:28,533
And what is the deal
with all the water seeping in here?
582
00:23:28,616 --> 00:23:30,201
-(LOUD CRASH)
-(ALL SCREAM)
583
00:23:30,243 --> 00:23:31,703
And what the fuck was that?
584
00:23:31,786 --> 00:23:34,205
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
585
00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:37,125
What the...
586
00:23:37,208 --> 00:23:38,376
SCUDWORTH: (OVER SPEAKER)
Final twist!
587
00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:39,878
-(LAUGHS)
-(DRAMATIC MUSICAL STING) ♪
588
00:23:39,961 --> 00:23:41,463
SCUDWORTH: I knew
you meddling teens
589
00:23:41,504 --> 00:23:43,673
wouldn't be able to resist
nosing around in my secrets,
590
00:23:43,715 --> 00:23:45,550
keeping you all
in one place long enough
591
00:23:45,592 --> 00:23:47,886
to put the entire school
in a submarine!
592
00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:50,972
-Okay, not heartbroken anymore.
-I knew it!
593
00:23:51,056 --> 00:23:53,391
That explains the earthquake!
And the dripping water!
594
00:23:53,433 --> 00:23:54,559
And the coelacanth.
595
00:23:56,269 --> 00:23:57,520
Just say fish, yo.
596
00:23:57,562 --> 00:23:58,730
-(LOUD CRASH)
-(CLONES YELLING)
597
00:23:58,813 --> 00:24:00,065
SCUDWORTH: Next stop,
598
00:24:00,106 --> 00:24:01,900
Cloney Island.
599
00:24:01,983 --> 00:24:05,236
-(DRAMATIC MUSICAL STING) ♪
-Oh, boy, my ears are popping. Yikes!
600
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:06,738
(SLURPS)
601
00:24:06,780 --> 00:24:07,864
(CUP AND PHONE CLATTER)
602
00:24:07,906 --> 00:24:09,532
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC
CONTINUES) ♪
603
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:14,287
Submarine tracks?
604
00:24:14,371 --> 00:24:17,749
-Scudworth!
-(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC CRESCENDOES) ♪
605
00:24:18,708 --> 00:24:21,127
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
606
00:25:06,798 --> 00:25:08,299
(THEME MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
607
00:25:08,349 --> 00:25:12,899
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