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[ Laughter
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[ Laughter ]
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This is literally the best class
I've ever been in.
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Okay, okay,
tranquilo, tranquilo!
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We love you!
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Let's move on from
the present tense
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to something a little more...
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something a little more...
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[ Laughter ]
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What is even happening
right now?
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Silencio. I come to you with
an important message.
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Wait-- Wait a minute.
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Oh, my God.
�Qui�n eres t�?
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Who are you, strange visitor?
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The question you should be
asking yourselves is,
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"�Qui�n voy a ser?"
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"Who will I be?"
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And the answer is me,
Se�or Doobs from the future--
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tense.
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[ Laughs ] Oh, my God.
This is so tech heavy.
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Any of you
who question my powers-- you!
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Check under your desk.
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[ Clears throat ]
You guys better check.
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He seems serious.
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Uh, Ethan, I think he--
I think he's referring to you.
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Hm?
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Ha! Maracas!
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Ha, ha!
[ Laughs ]
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Oh-- Oh, my God!
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I almost sat in that seat,
you guys.
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I literally almost picked
that seat today!
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Shoot. That was
supposed to be my seat.
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?
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My gosh, Se�or Doobs
is so funny.
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His class is like
a comedy special.
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Wow.
It's an absolute delight being taught by him.
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I'm almost even learning
Spanish.
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Niki: Sounds lame.
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Okay, Niki, sorry it's not
whatever dumb
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little baby YouTube
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makeup tutorial
TikTok comedy you're into.
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I like Tig Notaro.
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Tig Notaro?
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Anime has never once
made me laugh.
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Well, I'm just glad
you're getting so much
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out of Spanish class,
Chad.
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I really am, Mom.
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In fact, it makes me think,
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"Should I be a teacher
when I grow up?"
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I mean, I won't,
but it makes me think should I?
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Such a noble profession,
Chaddy joon.
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Tell me, which subject
would you like to teach?
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Probably something
in mogul entrepreneurship.
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Yeah,
anything mogul related.
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Mogul is cool.
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I'm not really interested
in the academics part.
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It's more than getting up there
and just, like, being playful
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and having
a ton of attention.
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So, not like a teacher
at all.
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Makes sense.
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Come at me, Niki.
I dare you.
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We've had tension
this entire dinner.
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Naz: Okay, you guys.
Delicious dinner, Mom.
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Thank you, Chad.
You were saying?
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Yeah, none of my other teachers
are really that funny.
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Well, that's not true.
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Mr. Timmons has a pretty
hilarious walk sometimes.
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That little guy.
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How does he walk?
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Like-- Just, like,
a little bumpy.
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Oh, I love a funny walk.
Come on.
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Chad, Mr. Timmons was in
a really bad car accident
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over the summer.
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They sent us an e-mail
about it.
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Oh, my God, that walk
is literally all
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I talk to him about.
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You guys, I've done
the walk for him.
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And he has not once interrupted
me in the middle of it.
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?
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[ Laughter ]
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Alright, I know
what you're all thinking.
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"Oh, Mr. Dubin,
we're never gonna use it!
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Why does anyone give a shit
about the vosotros ending?"
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[ Laughs ]
He said "shit" again.
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I'll tell you one time you're
definitely going to use it--
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on the unit six quiz.
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So, you need to abso--
[ Bell ringing ]
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Aah.
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Chicos y chicas,
I will see you ma�ana.
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Don't forget to ba�a.
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And smoke that marijua�a.
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[ Laughter ]
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Hey, can I speak to you
for a minute?
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Me?
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Yeah.
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?
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So, uh...
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what was that all about?
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Uh, was it
the drug-smoking reference?
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I-I-- I'm not even sure
I used it right.
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I just thought it was funny
'cause it sounded Spanish.
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[ Chuckles ]
No, that's not it.
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Um, you stole my laugh.
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I'm-- I'm sorry, I-I what?
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Yeah, I see
you didn't realize what you did.
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I get it.
[ Sighs ]
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You see me up there, you know,
doing my thing and, you know,
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it looks all spontaneous
and off the cuff.
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Believe it or not, you know,
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before you jumped in there
at the end,
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you know, I was getting to,
"And smoke some marijua�a." [ Chuckles ]
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Yeah.
That's what I said.
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So, it's like I climbed
the tower,
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but you got to
ring the bell.
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You know what I mean?
O-Oh, shit.
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I will never ring
the bell again.
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Y-You're actually
my favorite teacher,
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and this is the only class
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I consistently stay awake
in at this school.
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So, there's a little compliment
for you for the day.
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Well, thank you.
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Just don't tap dance
on my shoes, capeesh?
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Uh, capeesh.
Yeah.
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Okay, I'll see you ma�ana,
little hombrecito.
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Okay.
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?
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Peter:
From what you're telling me,
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I don't think you did
anything wrong.
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[ Sighs ] Well, neither do I,
but the coolest teacher
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in the school
freakin' hates me.
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I mean, this teacher has
completely nailed down
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his hilarious
educational persona,
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and I just trampled
all over it.
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Maybe you should just lay low
in class for a couple days.
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It'll probably blow over
if you leave it alone.
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It's so weird to have someone
be annoyed with you.
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I'm like, "What?"
[ Chuckles ]
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It's very new for me.
Hmm.
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But got to get back
in his good graces.
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Just pay him some compliments,
keep a low profi,
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and hope that someday he grows
into becoming my comedy mentor.
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Um, best of luck.
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There's no way this guy isn't
gonna grow to love me, right?
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[ Bell ringing ]
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You-- You should've said
"right"
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a lot faster to that,
Peter. I should've.
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Lot of traffic today.
You okay? Yeah, it got jammed up.
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Dubin:
Okay, familia, we're gonna get into the preterite tense today.
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Oh, shit, twinsies.
[ Laughter ]
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Shut up, Ethan.
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We're not twinsies.
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What's that, Ethan?
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You're wearing the same shirt
as Chad, Se�or Doobs.
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That means
you're twinsies.
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[ Laughter ]
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No, they look like
different manufacturers.
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Alright, alright, alright,
I get it.
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No, we're wearing
a similar shirt.
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It's hilarious.
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Alright, everyone, settle down.
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Chad, take a seat, okay?
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Alright, let's get back
to the verbs.
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Okay, uh,
the pluperfect tense--
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"pluperfect"?
[ Chuckles ]
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Oof, Doobs.
[ Chuckles ]
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No, the preterite tense
is used to...
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[ Chuckles ] You know what,
we're just gonna--
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we're gonna
change gears here, okay?
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Let's, uh-- Let's everyone
come up, let's grab a tablet.
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Let's go to, uh, unit six,
lesson five,
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and repeat the phrases, okay?
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Getting kind of weird,
isn't it?
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Where are we going?
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You know,
first you steal my laugh,
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now this
whole shirt thing.
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Listen, I thought
we talked about this.
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My class, it's a well-oiled
machine, but you--
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you just seem like you want
to throw a monkey wrench in it.
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Does it help that I have
a couple black stripes in mine
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and you're lacking that?
No.
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See, they're still
close enough for Ethan
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to call us twinsies,
am I right, bud?
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Honest to God, sir,
this is a mix-up.
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I don't pay attention
to your wardrobe choices.
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Yeah, I don't
believe you, okay?
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So, this has to go.
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Wait, I-I'll put it away.
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I wasn't even playing it.
Sorry.
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I just like it close by
for comfort.
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Nope, no electronics
in class.
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C-Can I just please
have it back? No.
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I'm not gonna play it.
No, no, no.
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Well, when
can I get it back?
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If I neglect my
"Animal Crossing" store,
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my turnips will rot!
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Yeah, they're
gonna rot, okay?
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But in the meantime,
why don't you go look
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for a different shirt?
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Like right now?
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Now or, you know, whenever.
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But now's
probably a good idea.
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Okay?
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?
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I would like to file a formal
complaint against Mr. Dubin.
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Can we just chalk this up
to a misunderstanding?
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Se�or Doobs!
He's a legend.
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I know that,
and I love the guy,
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but I am wearing
the unwanted rags
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of a gigantic girl
volleyball player
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that I dug
out of the lost and found.
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He's targeting me,
Charles.
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The man
is out to get me.
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Okay, fine, Chad, fine.
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I will have a conversation
with Se�or Doobs.
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But just so you know,
when I've tried
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to straighten this guy out
in the past,
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he runs circles around
most the staff, but mainly me.
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Sorry, it's just
really distracting
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what you're doing
right now.
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Which part?
All of it.
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Peddling in place,
the off-brand Peloton,
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giant-ass towel
around your neck.
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I hate it all.
But the shorts are working?
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No, they're not.
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Chad, hey, bud.
Mm.
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How's it going?
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Sorry,
that was a long swallow.
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Mm-hmm.
H-Hey. Hi-- Hi.
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[ Chuckles ]
You're so tall.
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Yeah.
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Just got done
talking to Charles.
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Uh, told me that you went in
to talk to him about me?
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That's... weird.
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Um...
Charles?
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Charles,
Charles, Charles...
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Yeah, your
guidance counselor.
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Oh, that guy, yeah.
Yeah.
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I forget about him
because I want to.
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Well--
Yeah, don't listen to anything Charles says.
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His br--
brain is not okay. Oh, okay.
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I just got to say,
for the record,
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if I made you uncomfortable in
any way whatsoever, I apologize.
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You know, sometimes I'm a little
tougher on students like you,
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ones that I think have
the most potential.
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Oh, you humiliated me 'cause
you think I have potential?
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Sure, yeah.
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Look, and sometimes I can go
a little bit overboard,
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and I know it's hard
for you to imagine,
250
00:09:59,932 --> 00:10:01,183
uh, you know,
us teachers.
251
00:10:01,183 --> 00:10:05,146
You see us as these perfect,
god-like figures,
252
00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:06,647
but we make mistakes,
and--
253
00:10:06,647 --> 00:10:09,275
and if I made a mistake,
I-- Barely.
254
00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:12,570
Well, it's 100% on me,
and I'm very sorry.
255
00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:16,657
I overwhelmingly accept
your apology, Se�or Doobs.
256
00:10:16,657 --> 00:10:19,160
Right on.
Don't even mention it.
257
00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:22,955
And just one other
little thing to attend to.
258
00:10:22,955 --> 00:10:24,582
My Nintendo Switch.
259
00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:28,169
I believe you still have it,
and I-I was wondering
260
00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:31,130
if it could be put back
in my custody, please.
261
00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:34,342
Pretty sure I gave
that back to you.
262
00:10:34,342 --> 00:10:35,801
The Nintendo Switch?
263
00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:37,470
Yeah, pretty sure.
No, no, no, no.
264
00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,221
No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
265
00:10:39,221 --> 00:10:41,223
Yeah.
You did-- You did-- You did not.
266
00:10:41,223 --> 00:10:43,434
Actually, now that I think
about it,
267
00:10:43,434 --> 00:10:46,270
I don't think
I ever took it from you.
268
00:10:46,270 --> 00:10:47,313
Oh, you did.
269
00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:52,109
'Cause remember when
I completely saw you take it?
270
00:10:52,109 --> 00:10:53,736
God, I don't know
what to tell you, bud.
271
00:10:53,736 --> 00:10:55,446
Just tell me you'll
give it back to me.
272
00:10:55,446 --> 00:10:58,115
I don't-- I don't know--
I don't know where it is.
273
00:10:58,115 --> 00:11:00,660
I don't have it.
[ Inhales sharply ]
274
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,620
I hope it turns up, though.
275
00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:04,121
I do.
276
00:11:04,121 --> 00:11:05,915
Okay?
277
00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:08,542
Hey, I'll see ya--
see ya in class.
278
00:11:08,542 --> 00:11:10,044
Clase de Espa�ol.
279
00:11:10,044 --> 00:11:12,713
[ Bell ringing ]
280
00:11:12,713 --> 00:11:16,634
Oh, my God, first Se�or Doobs
snatches my Switch,
281
00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:18,678
and then he tries to say
he never even took it.
282
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:22,431
I mean, does the man have some
kind of early onset medical
283
00:11:22,431 --> 00:11:23,724
something or something?
284
00:11:23,724 --> 00:11:25,601
It's classic gaslighting.
What's that?
285
00:11:25,601 --> 00:11:28,145
Se�or Doobs is abusing
an uneven power dynamic to try
286
00:11:28,145 --> 00:11:29,647
and make you think
you're crazy.
287
00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:30,731
Why would he do that
288
00:11:30,731 --> 00:11:32,483
when I love him
with all my little heart?
289
00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:36,112
I think maybe he's just not
a very good person, Chad.
290
00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:38,406
You don't think
he's a good person?
291
00:11:38,406 --> 00:11:40,241
No.
Peter, he's funny.
292
00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:42,868
Some people who are funny
have darkness in them.
293
00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:44,203
What?!
294
00:11:44,203 --> 00:11:48,249
Peter, please, name one
comedian with a dark side.
295
00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:49,625
Practically all of them.
296
00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:53,170
Even the ones who use
the puppets and guitars?
297
00:11:53,170 --> 00:11:55,005
Yes, especially those.
298
00:11:55,005 --> 00:11:57,591
My God,
what is happening?
299
00:11:57,591 --> 00:12:00,219
Is freaking Mercury
in retrograin?
300
00:12:00,219 --> 00:12:03,431
I have no idea what you said,
but either way, he's a bully,
301
00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:05,474
and if you want him
to stop,
302
00:12:05,474 --> 00:12:06,726
you need to stand up
for yourself
303
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,936
or he's just gonna
keep victimizing you.
304
00:12:08,936 --> 00:12:09,937
You're right.
305
00:12:09,937 --> 00:12:12,231
Tomorrow morning,
I'm gonna double up
306
00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:15,901
on my protein supplements,
march right into that school,
307
00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:18,904
and ask Doobs
for my damn respect.
308
00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:22,199
And more importantly,
my Switch.
309
00:12:22,199 --> 00:12:25,202
?
310
00:12:25,202 --> 00:12:26,996
Patrick Dubin!
311
00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:28,456
Where are you?!
312
00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:34,295
?
313
00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:37,298
Where is he?
Where's Se�or Doobs?
314
00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:40,384
Se�or Doobs is dead,
Chad.
315
00:12:40,384 --> 00:12:41,343
What?!
316
00:12:41,343 --> 00:12:42,344
He passed away.
317
00:12:42,344 --> 00:12:43,804
Did someone murder him?
318
00:12:43,804 --> 00:12:46,140
No, I guess he went
to sleep last night
319
00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:48,392
and just didn't wake up.
320
00:12:48,392 --> 00:12:51,687
People can just die
out of nowhere?
321
00:12:51,687 --> 00:12:54,648
[ Students crying ]
322
00:12:54,648 --> 00:12:57,485
Are you sure?
323
00:12:57,485 --> 00:12:59,904
Yeah.
324
00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:01,906
Oh, my God.
325
00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:04,742
This is horrible.
326
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:09,497
He has my Nintendo Switch.
327
00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:16,212
?
328
00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:17,797
Thanks for coming with me,
Peter.
329
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:21,091
No problem. The bereaved
find my presence soothing.
330
00:13:21,091 --> 00:13:23,344
It's my first funeral.
331
00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:24,470
How do you feel?
332
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:26,347
I feel like I really want
to find out
333
00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:28,182
where my Nintendo Switch is.
334
00:13:28,182 --> 00:13:30,226
Keep a watch out, okay?
335
00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:32,311
For?
Humans, adults, people.
336
00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:34,188
Okay.
I'm snooping around in there.
337
00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:36,023
I can get in
a lot of trouble.
338
00:13:36,023 --> 00:13:37,233
Where do I start?
339
00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:40,152
It's a tiny little Switch
in a big ol' house.
340
00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:41,445
Start in
the primary bedroom.
341
00:13:41,445 --> 00:13:43,447
Second floor,
next to the remodeled half-bath.
342
00:13:43,447 --> 00:13:44,573
Very tastefully done.
343
00:13:44,573 --> 00:13:45,825
Not a cheap flip job.
344
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,034
Sconces are gorgeous.
345
00:13:47,034 --> 00:13:50,079
What are you even talking about
right now, Peter?
346
00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:51,205
They bought in 2018.
347
00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:53,749
I looked at the real-estate
listing last night.
348
00:13:53,749 --> 00:13:55,042
I'm a total Redfin junkie.
349
00:13:55,042 --> 00:13:57,503
You looked at the real-estate
listing of this house?
350
00:13:57,503 --> 00:14:00,214
I mean, if you're gonna
snoop around, you might as well
351
00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:03,592
figure out, like,
the blueprints of the area.
352
00:14:03,592 --> 00:14:05,636
You're not wrong.
Thank you for doing that.
353
00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:07,930
Oh, yep.
354
00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:09,640
Thank you
for protecting me.
355
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,642
Anytime, buddy, anytime.
356
00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:14,395
I appreciate it.
357
00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:16,564
Wish me luck.
You got this.
358
00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:37,626
?
359
00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:41,463
Where are you, where are you,
where are you?
360
00:14:41,463 --> 00:14:42,756
What?
361
00:14:42,756 --> 00:14:44,049
"Sister Act"?
362
00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:47,553
Is he giving them as a gift
or something?
363
00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:54,643
What are you doing?
364
00:14:54,643 --> 00:14:55,811
I'm...
365
00:14:55,811 --> 00:14:57,521
praying.
366
00:15:05,946 --> 00:15:09,700
It's a Muslim culture thing.
367
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:15,581
I wanted to go full
forehead-to-floor where he died.
368
00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:23,213
Take care of him.
369
00:15:23,213 --> 00:15:24,214
Thank you, Allah.
370
00:15:24,214 --> 00:15:27,968
Are you
the deceased's wife?
371
00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:30,220
I'm Patrick's girlfriend.
372
00:15:30,220 --> 00:15:31,513
And this is his son?
373
00:15:31,513 --> 00:15:33,265
Well, he's my son, but...
374
00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:36,101
Patrick
was like a dad to him.
375
00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:39,563
Aww, shoot.
376
00:15:39,563 --> 00:15:42,358
Hey, there,
little squirt.
377
00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:46,820
Sorry about your mom's...
378
00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:49,990
guy who
she's hooking up with.
379
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:57,289
Never fun
to see those go.
380
00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:59,458
Is this child verbal yet?
381
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:03,587
I'm sorry, is there something
I can help you with?
382
00:16:03,587 --> 00:16:06,674
Actually, I hope so.
383
00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:08,217
Did you by any chance know
384
00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:13,639
if Mr. Dubin brought home
any devices from Westpark High?
385
00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:15,474
Oh, my God.
386
00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:18,018
You're one of
Patrick's students?
387
00:16:18,018 --> 00:16:22,106
[ Crying ]
388
00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:26,819
?
389
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:30,990
Do you think you'd be willing to
say a few words at his service?
390
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,866
I think that everyone
would love to hear
391
00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:37,413
about how Patrick
touched his students' lives.
392
00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:40,582
Oh, hell nah.
Please?
393
00:16:40,582 --> 00:16:42,334
The interesting thing
is I'm--
394
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:45,421
I'm actually really bad
at talking.
395
00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:46,547
Pretty please.
396
00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:48,382
Don't say
"pretty please."
397
00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:50,759
[ Crying ]
Pretty, pretty please.
398
00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:53,387
Goddamn it!
399
00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:56,181
It would really mean
a lot to me.
400
00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:58,267
To both of us, actually.
401
00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:00,269
?
402
00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:01,645
I mean, I don't...
403
00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:04,648
?
404
00:17:04,648 --> 00:17:07,276
Okay.
[ Sighs ]
405
00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:09,236
Thank you.
406
00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:11,822
Don't mention it.
407
00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:18,454
?
408
00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:21,040
My God.
Hmm, looks smaller in person.
409
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:24,001
Peter! Get in here!
410
00:17:24,793 --> 00:17:29,214
Dubin's freakin' girlfriend and
her haunting little silent son
411
00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:32,551
just came in here and saw me
snooping around, and now I'm--
412
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:34,261
I think
I'm delivering a speech.
413
00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:36,889
Sorry, I was checking the decor
of the French country kitchen.
414
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,599
You know, I was already
impressed by the lot size,
415
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:40,100
but the house itself--
What are you doing?
416
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:43,020
This is not a time for a home
decor conversation!
417
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:46,732
Oh.
I have to publicly speak now in front of her and her son,
418
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,776
the goddamn star
of "The Shining"!
419
00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:50,277
Eh, good luck.
420
00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:51,862
Good luck?!
421
00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:53,447
Can
422
00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:53,489
Can everyone
423
00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:53,572
Can everyone hear
424
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:55,532
Can everyone hear me?
425
00:17:55,532 --> 00:17:57,659
Man: Yeah.
Shit, okay.
426
00:17:57,659 --> 00:18:03,415
I'm Chad Amani, and I was one of
Mr. Dubin's students this year.
427
00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:07,086
[ Sighs ]
428
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:11,006
It's hard to talk
about someone who's dead.
429
00:18:11,006 --> 00:18:16,678
Mr. Dubin was by far the most
popular teacher at our school.
430
00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:19,932
And everybody loved him.
431
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:22,434
He...
[ Video game pinging ]
432
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:27,648
He was also great
at teaching Spanish.
433
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:31,443
He knew all the tenses
and everything.
434
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:33,654
Vocab, you name it.
435
00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:35,697
Even though he was white.
436
00:18:38,158 --> 00:18:40,035
And he...
437
00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:44,456
Excuse me, can I see the back
of your Nintendo Switch
438
00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:45,749
real quick.
439
00:18:45,749 --> 00:18:47,668
Could you flash me
the back of it.
440
00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:50,879
?
441
00:18:50,879 --> 00:18:53,382
Oh, my God,
it's my freakin' Switch.
442
00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:56,635
I knew it.
I knew I wasn't losing my mind!
443
00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:59,805
He lied to me. He made me think
I was going crazy.
444
00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:01,598
I can't believe he's here
holding onto
445
00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:02,933
my property right now.
446
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:04,059
It's an unmistakable sticker.
447
00:19:04,059 --> 00:19:06,436
That's my Switch.
I knew he had it.
448
00:19:06,436 --> 00:19:09,356
I knew he had it, and he gifted
it to somebody else?!
449
00:19:09,356 --> 00:19:14,361
All because I made a cute
little rhyme about marijuana.
450
00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:16,155
I called it marijua�a.
451
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,866
And then there was the whole
freakin' shirt thing.
452
00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:23,537
It was similar, but mine
had extra stripes on it.
453
00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:25,622
But I was treated
as if I watched him
454
00:19:25,622 --> 00:19:28,584
dress in the morning,
and then to spite him,
455
00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:30,252
I put on the same shirt.
456
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:34,173
I never watched Mr. Dubin
dress in the morning.
457
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,675
And even if I did,
I would not have had enough time
458
00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:39,428
to go to a mall
to then buy the same shirt
459
00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:40,762
and go to class on time.
460
00:19:40,762 --> 00:19:44,808
What I'm starting to realize is
sometimes people don't like you.
461
00:19:44,808 --> 00:19:47,728
Sometimes people just don't
like you
462
00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:50,230
and there's nothing
you can do about it.
463
00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:52,566
I'm not sorry
I stole his laugh.
464
00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:55,569
Thank you.
465
00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:58,322
Uh, as we can see,
466
00:19:58,322 --> 00:20:03,076
grief can be a mysterious
and confusing thing.
467
00:20:03,076 --> 00:20:04,494
Chad: Don't make a scene
right now.
468
00:20:04,494 --> 00:20:07,289
It affects everyone
in very different ways, and--
469
00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:09,708
Please, I'm telling you,
it's mine.
470
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:12,085
Do you even--
blink if you can talk.
471
00:20:12,085 --> 00:20:13,879
Actually, just talk
if you can talk.
472
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:14,963
Give it to me.
No, mine!
473
00:20:14,963 --> 00:20:16,215
Rachel:
It's just a little boy.
474
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,341
Oh, you do talk.
475
00:20:17,341 --> 00:20:19,968
Oh, you do talk!
Then give it to me!
476
00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:21,720
Just--
Please don't make a scene.
477
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,347
We're at a funeral.
Get off of him!
478
00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:25,390
Ma'am, tell him
it's mine.
479
00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:28,852
?
480
00:20:28,852 --> 00:20:29,978
Peter!
481
00:20:29,978 --> 00:20:40,697
? So long ?
? So long, so long, so long ?
482
00:20:40,697 --> 00:20:43,533
? That's what you get
when you don't do right ?
483
00:20:43,533 --> 00:20:54,628
? Goodbye ?
? Goodbye, goodbye, my baby ?
484
00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:57,839
? That's what you get
when you don't do right ?
485
00:20:57,839 --> 00:20:59,967
? Goodbye ?
486
00:21:00,017 --> 00:21:04,567
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