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?
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Chad, you alright, man?
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You've been up there
for a while.
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Are you kidding me?
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I freaking love it up here.
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I've been shredding the gnar
my whole life.
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Think that's
a snowboarding thing.
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Okay, here we go.
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[ Sighs ]
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Oh, real quick,
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does anyone
have any extra wrist pads?
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You took
all the wrist pads, Chad.
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Oh, yeah.
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That's such a good point,
Joey.
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Thanks, man.
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I love you for
bringing the truth!
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Cool if I drop in?
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Uh, I-I was gonna go,
but yeah, for sure,
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go ahead and take it away.
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I'm just gonna let
this little girl go first!
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?
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What the...
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Dude, if it's too high,
you can just bail.
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It's totally cool.
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Yeah, right, Caleb.
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Can you imagine, after
talking about it all summer
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and the entire car ride
over here,
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I just fully bail on skating?
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[ Laughs ]
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Alright, here I go.
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? New boy in the neighborhood ?
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? Lives downstairs,
and it's understood ?
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? He's there just to take
good care of me ?
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? Like he's one of the family ?
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?
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? Charles in charge ?
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Dude, go!
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Whoa, whoa!
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Uh! Oh!
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Oh!
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Holy shit, Chad,
are you alright?
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I think he's alive.
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Did I shred?
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?
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Woman: At the tone,
please record your message.
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Heeey, Peter!
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It's your best friend, Chad.
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Um, not sure if you got
any of my earlier messages.
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I left exactly 11.
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Um, yeah.
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Hope you had a fantastic trip
to Italy this summer.
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I just picture you being
balls-deep in pasta.
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[ Italian accent ]
I can't-a believe-a
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I was not-a-a there with you.
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[ Normal voice ] That was me
doing my Italian accent for ya.
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Uh, feel free to show that
to your parents.
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What else?
What else?
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Um, oh, I did Meals on Wheels
with Joey.
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Mm, it was whatever.
[ Beep ]
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If you are satisfied
with your message, press 1.
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To listen to your message,
press 2.
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To erase and re-record,
press 3.
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Message erased.
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Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater!
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?
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Ah, there he is,
Mr. Class President.
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Thanks, Hamid.
I-I am so sorry.
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I definitely do not have time
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for in-person breakfast
this year.
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I thought you were gonna talk
to him about that.
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Do you mind throwing these eggs
in a zippy for me?
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No problem.
Chad, at least use a fork.
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Mmm!
I love a loose egg.
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So--
Mmm-mmm-mmm, mmm!
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I love eggs.
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First day as a sophomore,
how does it feel?
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Mm, exhilarating.
Happiest I've ever been.
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I have an entire student body
waiting on my arrival.
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Niki, have you heard
I'm class president this year?
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Yeah.
Everyone just feels bad for you
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because you were the victim
of a hate crime.
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Well, guess what, Niki.
I'm killing it,
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so I no longer feel the need
to tear you down.
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Have a blessed day,
little sister.
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[ Horn honking ]
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Oh, that's the sound
of my boys picking me up.
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Got to run. Liam's Ford Flex
waits for no one.
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Wait, you're not walking
to the bus stop with Peter?
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Nope,
I just talked about Liam.
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[ Birdy Nam Nam's "Hammerhead"
plays ]
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? Blood starts boiling,
there's nothing I can see ?
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? Time is up, doors are shut,
swallowed all the keys ?
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? So I'm kicking balls
and I'm watching 'em fall ?
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? Till I'm sucked up
in the hole ?
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? Scratching hands and feet ?
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? Shocked, shocked,
knocked, knocked ?
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? Like a hammerhead ?
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? Losing my temper's
a danger to myself ?
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? I'm a wreaking ball
and the breaking wall ?
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? Gotta find needles ?
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? Need stitches to be fixed
because I'm ?
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? Broken, hit, hit
by a hammerhead ?
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? All you can do
if you really wanna help ?
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? Is stitch me kindly,
stitch me kindly ?
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? I'm a Frankenstein
and I'm going to hell ?
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Woman: Stitch!
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Stitch!
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?
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Stitch!
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?
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Stitch!
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[ Music distorts, stops ]
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Oh, crap.
Is that my best friend Peter
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or a damn
Italian movie star?
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Okay, someone had
a growth spurt.
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Hello, Chad.
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So, Italy.
Tell me all about it.
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I'm loving this tan
on you.
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Oh, it was great.
It was great?
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Okay, so tell me more.
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Did you go on a boat?
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I went on three boats.
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I-I got to head to class, actually.
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It was nice speaking
with you.
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But...
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My turn.
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I'm not doing piggyback
right now.
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Geez.
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So, Arthur, you can
take care of that. Arthur: Alright, yeah.
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[ To the tune of
Wagner's "Bridal Chorus" ] ? Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba! ?
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Hail to the Chief!
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Uh, that was
the wedding march,
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and you're 15 minutes late.
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Uh, actually,
I'm class president,
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so I think you were
15 minutes early.
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Student Council!
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What's up, everyone?
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I'm so excited to learn
all of your guys' names.
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What's up?
That's a beautiful cardigan.
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Oh, my God,
look at this guy.
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He's like, "Uh-oh,
the boss is here."
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Howdy, sunshine.
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Alright.
First things first,
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I'm gonna say
what everyone's thinking--
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This meeting
could've been an e-mail.
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Right, guys?
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Are you guys all familiar
with that famous Internet phrase
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"this meeting could've been
an e-mail"?
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Yeah, that meme's
a few years old.
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Exactly.
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That's--
And that's why it's timeless.
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Chad, we were in the middle
of discussing
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the first school assembly.
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We're not announcing
the "Tolerance Grant"
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that we've received in response
to the hate crime.
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Ooh, the hate crime
committed against moi?
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Yeah.
Damn.
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Then I guess we have
to go balls out.
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Use every connection
we have.
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Book some celebrity guests.
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I'll DM
the cast of "Euphoria."
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Kyle, your dad was in
a colon cancer commercial.
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There's got to be
something there.
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Actually, Chad...
Call your dad, Kyle.
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...this isn't helpful
at all.
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Kyle, call your dad.
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So why don't you just let
the big kids handle this
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and you can go back
to doing whatever it is you do?
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Guys, can I have the room, please?
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The room, please!
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?
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Please tell me,
why must you be this way?
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I know you did something shady
to become class president.
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And I'm gonna figure it out.
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Well, why don't I save you
the trouble, Denise?
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I did it.
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I did the whole thing.
What?
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I vandalized my own locker
to make it look like a girl
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had a horny crush on me.
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And people accidentally
mistook that for a hate crime
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and thus elected me
president.
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You don't think I'm gonna go to
the administration about this?
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Who are you gonna go to?
Charles?
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The guy who goes to
Harry Potter World
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on his birthday
with his mom?
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The guy
who wears cargo shorts
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with the freaking pockets
in the front of the shorts?
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Go talk to him.
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I dare you.
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[ Gasps ] Witch.
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Chad,
you know I can stand.
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I have
chronic fatigue syndrome.
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Okay,
it's just so jarring.
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But what you apparently
didn't know...
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...is that we record
all student council meetings.
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You might've heard that if
you weren't 15 minutes late.
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How dare you?
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Chad: Charles?
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Chad: Charles? The
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Chad: Charles? The guy
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Chad: Charles? The guy who
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Chad: Charles? The guy who goes
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Chad: Charles? The guy who goes
to
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Chad: Charles? The guy who goes
to Harry
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Chad: Charles? The guy who goes
to Harry Potter
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Chad: Charles? The guy who goes
to Harry Potter World
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on his birthday
with his mom?
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The guy
who wears cargo shorts
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with the freaking pockets
in the front of the shorts?
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Go talk to him.
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I dare you.
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Okay.
First of all,
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some crazy hurtful stuff
on that recording.
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Shake that off.
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Second of all, how many
student council members
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were witness
to this little outburst?
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Just us.
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Okay, so, Chad, what do you
have to say for yourself?
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Mmmm, that I'm really sorry
and I learned my lesson
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and I'll be a good boy now.
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And also sorry about the
Harry Potter World comments.
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Great.
I think we're done here.
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Bloop!
What the hell?!
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Why did you delete it?
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Oh, my God.
He said he's sorry.
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Come on, Denise!
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You really think
the school board
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is gonna let us keep
this money if they find out
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Chad fudged the whole thing?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah.
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Plus, I'd have to fill out
tons of paperwork.
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It's, like, honestly probably
double-digit numbers of forms.
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This is insane.
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He lied to win the election!
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Is that what happened,
Chad?
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I didn't totally lie so much
as I went along with the lie.
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See? There you go.
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He went along
with the lie.
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It's barely anything.
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So he's just gonna get away
with this scot-free?
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It sounds like it, yeah.
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Another way to look at this,
Denise,
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is the school
has been gifted $10,000,
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and no one got hurt.
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I did!
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I'm supposed to be president.
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He doesn't even care
about the school.
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I do!
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Ohh, my God, if you care
about the school so much,
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then why don't you let us
keep the money for the school?
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Damn, son.
Checkmate.
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Okay, can you help me
out here now?
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Is the problem that I went
to Harry Potter World
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or that I went
with my mom?
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I would say it's the combination
of the two.
256
00:10:13,732 --> 00:10:20,197
?
257
00:10:20,197 --> 00:10:21,990
[ Door closes ]
258
00:10:25,368 --> 00:10:27,746
Thank you, Arthur.
You're released.
259
00:10:27,746 --> 00:10:29,623
And who do I talk to
about the school credit
260
00:10:29,623 --> 00:10:30,957
you promised me
for doing this?
261
00:10:30,957 --> 00:10:34,252
Just, that w-- That part
will be later, Arthur.
262
00:10:34,252 --> 00:10:36,713
Okay.
263
00:10:36,713 --> 00:10:38,632
Exit the roof, Arthur.
264
00:10:39,716 --> 00:10:40,717
Yes.
265
00:10:40,717 --> 00:10:42,469
[ Door opens, closes ]
266
00:10:45,472 --> 00:10:48,475
Hello, sweet boy.
267
00:10:48,475 --> 00:10:49,601
Hello, Chad.
268
00:10:49,601 --> 00:10:54,022
You want to take a wild guess
where we are right now, Peter?
269
00:10:54,022 --> 00:10:56,233
It's very clear we're on
the roof of the school.
270
00:10:56,233 --> 00:11:00,362
You're goddamn right
we're on the roof of the school.
271
00:11:00,362 --> 00:11:02,948
But do you know why
I summoned you up here?
272
00:11:02,948 --> 00:11:03,865
No, Chad.
273
00:11:03,865 --> 00:11:07,077
Because together,
we're on top.
274
00:11:07,077 --> 00:11:10,247
Not just me. We.
275
00:11:10,247 --> 00:11:11,706
It's symbolism, Peter.
276
00:11:11,706 --> 00:11:14,834
You looooove your symbolism.
277
00:11:14,834 --> 00:11:16,628
I should really get back
to class.
278
00:11:16,628 --> 00:11:20,048
Don't trot off
before you try these.
279
00:11:20,048 --> 00:11:23,969
?
280
00:11:23,969 --> 00:11:26,054
Pizza bagels?
281
00:11:26,054 --> 00:11:27,889
That's right, man.
282
00:11:27,889 --> 00:11:30,684
Pizza bagels,
your absolute favorite.
283
00:11:30,684 --> 00:11:31,685
How?
284
00:11:31,685 --> 00:11:34,688
I told the lunch ladies
these were for student council.
285
00:11:34,688 --> 00:11:35,897
And they believed me.
286
00:11:35,897 --> 00:11:36,940
That's the kind of access
287
00:11:36,940 --> 00:11:39,359
you can start
getting used to, my man.
288
00:11:39,359 --> 00:11:41,152
Dig in.
289
00:11:42,779 --> 00:11:43,989
Mmm.
290
00:11:43,989 --> 00:11:45,949
Room temp.
291
00:11:45,949 --> 00:11:47,409
Just the way we like it.
292
00:11:47,409 --> 00:11:48,743
I'm not supposed to eat
any nightshades
293
00:11:48,743 --> 00:11:50,161
because of
my juvenile arthritis.
294
00:11:50,161 --> 00:11:52,872
Peter, you're killing
the vibe of the moment.
295
00:11:52,872 --> 00:11:54,708
Eat the bagels.
296
00:11:54,708 --> 00:11:55,875
No, what am I doing?
297
00:11:55,875 --> 00:11:56,835
I can't have these.
298
00:11:56,835 --> 00:11:59,588
Peter, we're on the roof!
299
00:11:59,588 --> 00:12:01,047
Eat a bagel!
300
00:12:01,047 --> 00:12:02,132
I shouldn't.
301
00:12:02,132 --> 00:12:03,633
These are blood bagels.
302
00:12:03,633 --> 00:12:04,926
What are you doing, Peter?
303
00:12:04,926 --> 00:12:06,094
What are you doing?!
304
00:12:06,094 --> 00:12:07,929
This is all for us!
305
00:12:07,929 --> 00:12:09,389
Look around you, Peter!
306
00:12:09,389 --> 00:12:12,601
We're on the goddamn roof,
for God's sake!
307
00:12:12,601 --> 00:12:13,643
Just tell me what you want!
308
00:12:13,643 --> 00:12:15,186
Anything!
I'll get it for us!
309
00:12:15,186 --> 00:12:17,897
I want you to stop acting
like a jerk, okay?
310
00:12:17,897 --> 00:12:19,566
I think all of this power
has gone to your head.
311
00:12:19,566 --> 00:12:22,152
I don't even know
if you're a good guy anymore.
312
00:12:22,152 --> 00:12:24,821
What do you want, man?
313
00:12:24,821 --> 00:12:26,865
Just tell me.
I-I'll do anything.
314
00:12:26,865 --> 00:12:28,783
I-I don't know, Chad.
315
00:12:28,783 --> 00:12:31,077
This doesn't feel right.
316
00:12:31,077 --> 00:12:33,413
I don't think we should
be friends anymore.
317
00:12:33,413 --> 00:12:36,875
Why would you say
such a thing?
318
00:12:38,793 --> 00:12:40,587
Peter.
319
00:12:40,587 --> 00:12:42,339
Peter!
320
00:12:42,339 --> 00:12:44,841
[ Sighs ]
321
00:12:44,841 --> 00:12:47,177
Aaah!
322
00:12:47,510 --> 00:12:50,055
[ Crash ]
323
00:12:51,389 --> 00:12:53,224
Shit.
324
00:12:55,602 --> 00:12:57,687
Hey, Chad, you alright
back there?
325
00:12:57,687 --> 00:13:00,357
Uh, yep, yep,
I'm all set.
326
00:13:00,357 --> 00:13:01,358
Cozy and tight.
327
00:13:01,358 --> 00:13:02,942
My sister doesn't
really ride in here.
328
00:13:02,942 --> 00:13:04,903
It's, like, not a big deal to
toss the car seat in the back.
329
00:13:04,903 --> 00:13:09,574
Liam, thank you for being so
concerned about my well-being.
330
00:13:09,574 --> 00:13:12,494
I said I'm all set-tuh.
331
00:13:14,162 --> 00:13:25,131
?
332
00:13:25,131 --> 00:13:27,050
Oh, Chad?
333
00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:29,928
Chad?
334
00:13:29,928 --> 00:13:31,346
Hello?
Hmm?
335
00:13:31,346 --> 00:13:33,181
Hey, you strapped in too tight
or something?
336
00:13:33,181 --> 00:13:35,850
Mnh-mnh, everything's fine.
337
00:13:36,643 --> 00:13:41,398
?
338
00:13:42,857 --> 00:13:45,443
Jolted me.
339
00:13:45,443 --> 00:13:47,320
[ Piano music playing ]
340
00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:58,915
? We shall overcome ?
341
00:13:58,915 --> 00:14:01,418
God, what the hell is this,
you guys?
342
00:14:01,418 --> 00:14:05,171
I literally spelled out
"hire Migos."
343
00:14:05,171 --> 00:14:07,132
I requested
at least one Migo.
344
00:14:07,132 --> 00:14:09,634
A-A-And you brought
a-- a choir that looks like
345
00:14:09,634 --> 00:14:12,721
they exclusively do
children's funerals.
346
00:14:12,721 --> 00:14:14,055
It's the school choir.
347
00:14:14,055 --> 00:14:15,974
Well, they're bad, Denise.
348
00:14:15,974 --> 00:14:18,101
This assembly has
to go perfectly.
349
00:14:18,101 --> 00:14:20,603
We need to show people we're
really making a difference.
350
00:14:20,603 --> 00:14:23,732
Yeah, you're really making
a difference, Chad.
351
00:14:23,732 --> 00:14:26,860
Denise,
I have been real cool,
352
00:14:26,860 --> 00:14:29,654
but I am reaching
a breaking point, my dear.
353
00:14:29,654 --> 00:14:31,531
H-Have we heard back
from any famous people?
354
00:14:31,531 --> 00:14:33,658
Has anyone heard back
from Anne Hathaway's camp?
355
00:14:33,658 --> 00:14:35,827
We were able to get a cameo
from the lady
356
00:14:35,827 --> 00:14:37,829
who plays Phyllis
on "The Office."
357
00:14:37,829 --> 00:14:39,330
Phyllis on "The Office"?
358
00:14:39,330 --> 00:14:41,249
Do you need more time?
Are you good?
359
00:14:41,249 --> 00:14:44,127
I can probably beatbox
for another 10, 15.
360
00:14:44,127 --> 00:14:45,545
Oh, my God,
you've been beatboxing?
361
00:14:45,545 --> 00:14:47,338
And doing impressions.
Please don't do that.
362
00:14:47,338 --> 00:14:49,507
I have been doing a mix
of things.
363
00:14:49,507 --> 00:14:52,010
You cannot go rogue.
We talked about this.
364
00:14:52,010 --> 00:14:54,220
Okay, you ready to go?
I am.
365
00:14:54,220 --> 00:14:55,555
Let's do it!
366
00:14:56,431 --> 00:14:59,517
I just want to take
this moment to thank the choir
367
00:14:59,517 --> 00:15:03,188
for their lovely rendition
of "We Shall Overcome."
368
00:15:03,188 --> 00:15:05,857
Please, if you guys
can just be helpful
369
00:15:05,857 --> 00:15:07,567
and say a little prayer
for me in all--
370
00:15:07,567 --> 00:15:09,986
in all your different
little religions.
371
00:15:09,986 --> 00:15:11,571
Ladies and gentlemen,
372
00:15:11,571 --> 00:15:16,034
I am so excited to introduce
the man
373
00:15:16,034 --> 00:15:22,332
who got us our tolerance grant
and your class president,
374
00:15:22,332 --> 00:15:26,211
Chad Amani!
375
00:15:26,211 --> 00:15:29,130
[ Cheers and applause,
rap music plays ]
376
00:15:29,130 --> 00:15:38,932
?
377
00:15:38,932 --> 00:15:41,351
[ Laughing ] Stop.
378
00:15:41,351 --> 00:15:42,769
You guys.
379
00:15:42,769 --> 00:15:45,230
Knock it off!
380
00:15:45,230 --> 00:15:48,733
[ Chanting ] Chad, Chad,
Chad, Chad, Chad!
381
00:15:48,733 --> 00:15:50,026
[ Crowd chanting "Chad" ]
382
00:15:50,026 --> 00:15:51,402
Yes!
383
00:15:51,402 --> 00:15:54,364
Oh, my God,
that's so embarrassing.
384
00:15:54,364 --> 00:15:56,908
But I did love it.
385
00:15:56,908 --> 00:15:57,951
Thank you.
386
00:15:57,951 --> 00:16:00,954
This is a monumental day
in our school's history.
387
00:16:00,954 --> 00:16:03,998
We have been given a grant
of tolerance
388
00:16:03,998 --> 00:16:08,002
for our school's tolerance
because of me.
389
00:16:08,002 --> 00:16:09,587
Applause break.
390
00:16:09,587 --> 00:16:12,215
[ Cheers and applause ]
391
00:16:12,215 --> 00:16:15,176
We have been through
some tough times this year,
392
00:16:15,176 --> 00:16:17,095
but I think we can all agree
393
00:16:17,095 --> 00:16:21,641
that the ends
justify the means.
394
00:16:21,641 --> 00:16:24,811
But don't take my word
for it.
395
00:16:24,811 --> 00:16:28,523
I want to play you a message
from a big-ass Hollywood star
396
00:16:28,523 --> 00:16:32,569
who is here to thank you all
for your tireless efforts.
397
00:16:32,569 --> 00:16:36,281
Ladies and gentlemen,
the star of "The Office,"
398
00:16:36,281 --> 00:16:39,033
that lady named Phyllis!
399
00:16:40,243 --> 00:16:44,205
Jennifer, big congrats
on graduating med school.
400
00:16:44,205 --> 00:16:46,958
That was
a huge accomplishment.
401
00:16:46,958 --> 00:16:50,962
Lillian and Greg
are so proud of you.
402
00:16:50,962 --> 00:16:53,882
'Kay, and that was Phyllis.
403
00:16:53,882 --> 00:16:56,050
[ Scattered applause ]
Young man: Yeah, okay.
404
00:16:56,050 --> 00:16:58,219
Young man: Yeah.
405
00:16:58,219 --> 00:17:02,098
You guys, racism is over!
406
00:17:02,098 --> 00:17:07,562
At Westpark High, and hopefully
eventually in the world soon!
407
00:17:07,562 --> 00:17:09,188
And it wouldn't have been
possible
408
00:17:09,188 --> 00:17:12,066
without the horrible abuse
I suffered.
409
00:17:12,066 --> 00:17:14,694
I just want everyone
to get along
410
00:17:14,694 --> 00:17:20,491
and I want people of all colors
holding hands, hugging,
411
00:17:20,491 --> 00:17:24,287
and telling each other
awesome secrets.
412
00:17:24,287 --> 00:17:26,706
[ Sighs, clears throat ]
413
00:17:26,706 --> 00:17:27,957
And...
414
00:17:27,957 --> 00:17:30,501
But we-- we have
a lot more work to do,
415
00:17:30,501 --> 00:17:35,089
and yes, we can, and...
416
00:17:35,089 --> 00:17:37,800
I'm a liar.
417
00:17:39,594 --> 00:17:40,553
What?
418
00:17:40,553 --> 00:17:43,598
I'm a little bit of a liar.
419
00:17:44,682 --> 00:17:47,352
Oh, my God, Peter,
I said it.
420
00:17:47,352 --> 00:17:48,645
The mike is on, right?
421
00:17:48,645 --> 00:17:50,772
Chad, are you okay, man?
422
00:17:50,772 --> 00:17:53,232
Mm... Peter, do something.
423
00:17:53,232 --> 00:17:55,652
I can't tell them.
You should tell them.
424
00:17:55,652 --> 00:17:57,779
I don't want to tell them,
Peter.
425
00:17:57,779 --> 00:17:59,030
You're already
halfway there.
426
00:17:59,030 --> 00:18:01,950
Oh, my God,
he's coming out.
427
00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:03,576
I-I'm not coming out.
428
00:18:03,576 --> 00:18:04,953
That's not what this is.
429
00:18:04,953 --> 00:18:06,579
Chad, it's okay
if you're gay, man.
430
00:18:06,579 --> 00:18:07,914
Young man: Yeah.
Just come out.
431
00:18:07,914 --> 00:18:10,124
Oh, my God, you guys,
if only it were that simple.
432
00:18:10,124 --> 00:18:13,086
I wish I was a gay person
coming out.
433
00:18:13,086 --> 00:18:16,965
[ Chanting ] Be gay! Be gay!
Be gay! Be gay!
434
00:18:16,965 --> 00:18:19,592
Peter, they think
I'm coming out.
435
00:18:19,592 --> 00:18:21,094
Can we just tell them
I'm gay
436
00:18:21,094 --> 00:18:24,263
and then go on with the rest--
second half of our day?
437
00:18:24,263 --> 00:18:25,139
Tell the truth.
438
00:18:25,139 --> 00:18:27,558
I don't want to tell them.
439
00:18:27,558 --> 00:18:30,019
Chad.
Mnh-mnh.
440
00:18:30,019 --> 00:18:32,188
Go on.
You can do it.
441
00:18:32,188 --> 00:18:37,986
?
442
00:18:37,986 --> 00:18:41,656
I was not the victim
of a hate crime.
443
00:18:41,656 --> 00:18:46,285
What you saw happen
to my locker...
444
00:18:46,285 --> 00:18:48,496
I did myself.
445
00:18:48,496 --> 00:18:52,417
I vandalized my own locker.
446
00:18:52,417 --> 00:18:54,252
You faked a hate crime?
447
00:18:54,252 --> 00:18:56,045
N-No,
I-I-I didn't fake it.
448
00:18:56,045 --> 00:18:57,797
I just went along with it.
449
00:18:57,797 --> 00:19:00,591
You guys just wanted me
to be a victim so bad,
450
00:19:00,591 --> 00:19:02,677
I didn't want
to let you down.
451
00:19:02,677 --> 00:19:05,054
You guys wanted this.
You did this!
452
00:19:05,054 --> 00:19:07,807
Whoa!
You guys! You guys!
453
00:19:07,807 --> 00:19:09,142
[ Students booing ]
454
00:19:09,142 --> 00:19:12,812
Okay, see, now, I feel like
this is a hate crime.
455
00:19:12,812 --> 00:19:13,771
Right?
456
00:19:13,771 --> 00:19:15,189
[ Booing continues ]
457
00:19:15,189 --> 00:19:17,817
[ Indistinct shouting ]
458
00:19:17,817 --> 00:19:19,027
Wow. Uh...
459
00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:20,695
[ Groans ]
460
00:19:24,449 --> 00:19:26,576
A-Alright, Peter,
give it to me straight.
461
00:19:26,576 --> 00:19:29,704
Overall, what did you think
of the vibe of that assembly?
462
00:19:29,704 --> 00:19:31,789
I'd say "chaotic"
and "heartbreaking"
463
00:19:31,789 --> 00:19:33,207
are words
that come to mind.
464
00:19:33,207 --> 00:19:36,711
Okay, yeah. People were
throwing vape pens at my head.
465
00:19:36,711 --> 00:19:38,004
I--
Hey, Chad.
466
00:19:38,004 --> 00:19:40,131
Hey, Reid.
467
00:19:40,131 --> 00:19:43,009
Uh, were you
at the assembly?
468
00:19:43,009 --> 00:19:44,177
Yeah.
469
00:19:44,177 --> 00:19:46,679
And you were pretty much
paying attention the whole time
470
00:19:46,679 --> 00:19:49,515
and saw what transpired?
471
00:19:49,515 --> 00:19:50,683
Yeah.
472
00:19:50,683 --> 00:19:52,143
Dang it.
473
00:19:52,143 --> 00:19:54,395
Chad, I'm not mad at you.
474
00:19:54,395 --> 00:19:55,521
Oh, thank heavens.
475
00:19:55,521 --> 00:19:57,815
Oh, my God, well,
thanks for stopping by, bro.
476
00:19:57,815 --> 00:19:59,692
I'm worried about you.
477
00:19:59,692 --> 00:20:01,486
Clearly you have
a lot of demons.
478
00:20:01,486 --> 00:20:05,990
We all do,
but yours are like... mm!
479
00:20:05,990 --> 00:20:07,617
Yeah.
480
00:20:07,617 --> 00:20:09,786
Look, I'm just hoping
you can find the real Chad
481
00:20:09,786 --> 00:20:11,496
or something.
482
00:20:11,496 --> 00:20:13,206
Yeah. [ Stammers ]
Where is he?
483
00:20:13,206 --> 00:20:14,665
Bye, Pete.
Bye.
484
00:20:14,665 --> 00:20:15,792
See ya, Reid.
485
00:20:15,792 --> 00:20:17,585
Thanks for the notes, Reid.
486
00:20:17,585 --> 00:20:19,545
Appreciate it.
487
00:20:21,297 --> 00:20:23,716
Guess we're back to square one,
you and I.
488
00:20:23,716 --> 00:20:24,801
Not really.
489
00:20:24,801 --> 00:20:26,928
Last year, I'd say most kids
didn't know your name,
490
00:20:26,928 --> 00:20:30,973
but now, they've
actively turned against you.
491
00:20:30,973 --> 00:20:32,475
But they know my name.
492
00:20:32,475 --> 00:20:35,561
? I'm just chilling
with my boys, yeah, ooh ?
493
00:20:35,561 --> 00:20:36,813
? I'm just, I'm just, I'm just ?
494
00:20:36,813 --> 00:20:39,023
? Chilling making noise,
yeah, ooh ?
495
00:20:39,023 --> 00:20:40,316
? I'm just, I'm just, I'm just ?
496
00:20:40,316 --> 00:20:42,026
? Filling up the joint,
yeah, ooh ?
497
00:20:42,026 --> 00:20:44,821
? I'm just, I'm just, I'm just
chilling till deployed, yeah ?
498
00:20:44,821 --> 00:20:46,656
? Catch us out on Dundas ?
? Yeah ?
499
00:20:46,656 --> 00:20:48,449
? With drugs and tons
of blunt wraps ? ? Yeah ?
500
00:20:48,449 --> 00:20:50,076
? We searching
where to munch at ? ? Yeah ?
501
00:20:50,076 --> 00:20:52,120
? Get it, get it
eating pho, yeah, ooh ?
502
00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:54,831
? Get it, get it
like I'm broke, yeah, ooh ? ? Get it, get it ?
503
00:20:54,831 --> 00:20:57,041
? Get it,
get it like I'm on that ? ? Get it ?
504
00:20:57,041 --> 00:20:59,836
? Ay, we just waiting for
the call back ? ? Ay ?
505
00:20:59,836 --> 00:21:01,212
? Everyone wants a piece ?
506
00:21:01,212 --> 00:21:04,799
? Yeah, I know exactly what
to call that, shady ?
507
00:21:04,799 --> 00:21:12,849
? Catch me with my boys ?
508
00:21:12,899 --> 00:21:17,449
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