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Oh, zippy was just
supposed to clean the tank!
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I guess I shouldn't have
given him the keys.
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We're gonna have to
destroy the tank!
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Not if I can help it.
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Oh, no, my septuplets!
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Thanks, Stripperella,
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that was one hell of a blow job.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I'm gonna go spank the monkey.
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You know, everything he said
was completely relevant
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yet, somehow,
it just felt inappropriate.
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Oh, wow, these wax figures
look so lifelike.
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I would swear this
is really Steven Seagal.
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It is me, I actually work here.
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Just until I get
back on my feet.
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Ladies, gentlemen
and children of all ages,
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feast your eyes on
the dazzling, enchanting wonder
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that is...
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Magic!
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Oh, a free magic show!
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Now, you see this handsome
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virile likeness of Brad Pitt...
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Now you don't!
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Ohhhh...!
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For our next trick,
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we need you all to place your
wallets, purses and jewelry
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in the center of the room.
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Now you stuff...
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Now you don't.
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You've been
a marvelous audience.
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I think we were just robbed!
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And those bastards
stole Judy garland!
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Let's hear it for, cat meow.
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And now, the girl you've all
been waiting for,
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she's the most attractive,
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sexiest dancer
here at the tenderloins...
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Ugh, I wish he wouldn't
always say that.
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The first lady of flesh...
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Erotica!
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Oh, I love you guys!
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Giddyup, cowboy!
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Congratulations, ice holes,
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on winning the Stanley cup!
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And now, handsome,
naked, rugged athletes,
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prepare yourselves to be amazed,
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bewildered and bedazzled!
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Now you see the priceless,
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one-of-a-kind
Stanley cup trophy...
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Now you don't!
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And now, you sexy jocks,
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we bid you farewell.
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Whoa, that short guy
just called us sexy!
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Is that gay, or what?
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What's with that weird guy.
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He's comin' over here.
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I'm with the, uh, national
association of erotic dancers.
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Erotica, I'm elated
to inform you that
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I'm officially nominating you
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for this year's
"stripper of the year" award.
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I'm nominated for a "Strippie"?!
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Uh-huh, see ya in Las Vegas.
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No way!
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This is so cool!
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The tenderloins is finally
gonna be represented
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at the Strippies!
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You know, I could really use
some support at the awards show.
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We're going to Las Vegas!
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Oh, I can't believe
I'm really here.
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Somebody pinch me.
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Hey!
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When I said "pinch me"
I didn't mean it literally.
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Boy, am I itching
to do some gambling.
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I have a whole system
worked out.
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I brought $500.
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By the time we leave here,
I will have doubled my money.
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I'm gonna start with this $20.
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I love Vegas.
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The drinking, the gambling,
the indiscriminate sex...
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But that's the same stuff
you do at home.
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Yeah, but all those
things are more fun
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when you're on vacation.
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Well, I lost it.
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You lost your whole $20 already?
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No, I lost everything.
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Whole $500, it's gone.
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That was supposed to
last me the whole week.
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I had a system...
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Well, well,
what do we have here?
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Did you guys come to
watch the Strippies?
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F-y-i, dirk,
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the tenderloins happens to be
in the Strippies this year.
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That's right,
Erotica's nominated
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for stripper of the year.
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Really?
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Well, Silicones has
three girls nominated.
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The only hope you have,
is coming in fourth.
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He's just mean for no reason.
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Oh, look!
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The amazing Walter and Moe!
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They're the world's most
amazing musicians!
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I love prestidigitation,
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we gotta get tickets!
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Ohh, I love playing
with my jewels...
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This next heist is going to be
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the most magnificent,
fantastic one yet.
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I'd appreciate it if you'd
stick to the plan for once.
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Are you calling me a
non-plan-sticker-to-er?
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How dare you?!
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I always stick to the plan.
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Oh, really?
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I must have missed the memo
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that said we were stealing
Judy garland!
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But I love Judy garland.
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I know you do.
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Look, Wally, is there
something you want to tell me.
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What do you mean?
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It's the Judy garland,
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the late night trips
to the bathhouses,
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your obsession
with show tunes...
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I saw the way you were looking
at those hockey players.
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So, what are you saying?
I'm gay?
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I'm not gay.
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Even if I was,
what's wrong with being gay?
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Nothing!
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I didn't say there was
anything wrong with being gay.
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Now you're putting
words in my mouth.
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I'll put whatever
I want in your mouth!
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Don't you forget who's
running this show.
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Bitch!
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Ugh!
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Five, six, seven, eight,
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pivot turn, step, hold,
bend and split!
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I know you're
gonna win that Strippie.
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Hey, girls, listen,
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is there any way one of you
could loan me a little money?
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I don't need a lot, I, uh...
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What happened to
the $100 I gave you?
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And I gave you $200.
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I hit a bad streak.
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It's okay,
it's part of the plan.
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I'll win it all back
because I have a system.
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It's foolproof.
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We all left our money
in the room.
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I'll get you some money.
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Hey, boys!
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Here you go.
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Gosh, Erotica, aren't you
nervous about the Strippies?
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I could never compete
in a competition.
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Once, I was in
a hot dog-eating contest
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I was so nervous,
I started laughing
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and a weiner came out my nose!
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Aahhh...
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Ooh!
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Waaah!
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The competition's
gonna be tough.
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I'm thinking about adding
one more move to my routine.
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What move?
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Satan's pretzel.
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Satan's pretzel?
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Well, that's humanly impossible.
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I saw a girl try it back in my
hometown of Cameltoe, Missouri.
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She broke her leg in 37 places,
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and she never stripped again.
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Come on, queenster, roll a nine!
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Your baby needs a new
pair of royal slippers!
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Nine... nine!
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Yes!
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Hi, Kevin.
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Wow, look at all your chips.
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Yeah!
The queen's on a roll!
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The queen of England?
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She's in town to
judge the Strippies.
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Come on, your majesty,
roll a five!
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Five, yes!
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Woop-woop...
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Maybe you should quit
while you're ahead.
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Are you kidding?
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The system's working,
I'm up $1,500!
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Quit?!
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Put everything on hard eight.
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$1,500 hard eight.
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I don't think that's
a very good...
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Hard eight...
Hard eight, whoo!
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Hard eight!
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Ooh, ooh, ooh...
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It's a system, the system works!
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I'm up $15,000!
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Prepared to be perplexed and
astonished by the joy of...
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Magic!
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Ooo, I love magic.
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Now you see us...
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Now you don't!
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My tiara, my priceless tiara!
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It's been stolen!
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Don't you twits
react to anything?!
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My chips!
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All my money, it's gone!
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This is not how the system
is supposed to work!
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Chief Stroganoff?
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Sorry to call you
on your bra phone,
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but this is urgent.
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Two masked magicians have just
stolen the queen of England’s
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priceless tiara.
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I know, I was there.
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How did you
hear about it so fast?
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Lucky guess.
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We believe these are
the same masked magicians
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who stole the Stanley cup,
robbed a wax museum,
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numerous sperm banks
and men's locker rooms.
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I'll keep an eye out.
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That's great, but that's
not the reason I called.
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I need you to place
$1 million on the Mets
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to win the super bowl.
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Chief, the super bowl
is football.
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The Mets are a baseball team.
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Right.
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Thank god I don't gamble.
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Persephone?
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Erotica?
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Oh, I must have fell asleep.
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You've been out here all day?
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Oh, I think I got
a little sunburn.
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A little?
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Wow!
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The amazing Walter has been
holding his breath underwater
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for 15 life-threatening minutes.
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How does he do it?
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It's magic!
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What a spectacular presentation!
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This doesn't remind me of
anything I've ever seen before.
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It was great that the hotel
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gave us free tickets
for being robbed.
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I'd rather those mobsters
give me back my $15,000.
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Persephone,
are you gonna sit down?
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People can't see.
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I can't, it hurt!
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Everything hurt.
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I can't even put on clothes.
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For our next trick,
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we actually are going to
levitate a balding eagle.
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Levitate!
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How do we do it?
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It's magic.
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Okay, for our next trick
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we're going to need a volunteer.
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Who wants to help up saw
the balding eagle in half?
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How about... you!
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I'm sorry, but balding eagles
are an endangered species.
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We should focus
on their conservation,
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not exploit them
as entertainment.
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I don't condone
the use of any animal
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for the amusement of
an audience,
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and I cannot condone this trick.
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So, no, I will not volunteer.
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Yeah, that's great, lady,
but we weren't talking to you.
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We were talking
to... him!
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My tiara!
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My priceless tiara!
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What?
Hmm...
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I think I know how
the masked magicians are.
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It's Walter and Moe.
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What do you know about them?
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00:13:47,761 --> 00:13:49,928
I know they put on
one hell of a show.
264
00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:52,296
Maybe you should pay them
a little visit tomorrow,
265
00:13:52,398 --> 00:13:53,765
see what you can find out.
266
00:13:53,867 --> 00:13:55,266
But tomorrow's the Strippies!
267
00:13:55,369 --> 00:13:56,400
Don't worry,
268
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:58,369
I'm sure you'll find a way
to fell the villains
269
00:13:58,471 --> 00:13:59,582
and show up at the Strippies
270
00:13:59,606 --> 00:14:01,672
just in time to perform and win.
271
00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:03,808
Oh, the life of
an erotic dancing
272
00:14:03,910 --> 00:14:05,810
superhero/secret agent.
273
00:14:05,912 --> 00:14:07,545
Now, be careful.
274
00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:09,947
Walter and Moe
are masters of illusion.
275
00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:11,349
They'll dazzle you.
276
00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:12,983
You won't believe your eyes.
277
00:14:13,086 --> 00:14:15,653
"The Las Vegas post" says
they're a must-see,
278
00:14:15,756 --> 00:14:18,990
an awesome display
of wonderment and whimsy."
279
00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:20,391
Okay, I get it.
280
00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:21,493
If you love magic,
281
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:23,261
then you'll love Walter and Moe.
282
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:26,698
If you can only see
one magic show, then it...
283
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,604
Look at me!
284
00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:34,305
I'm a queen, I'm a queen!
285
00:14:34,408 --> 00:14:37,041
Please... I'm trying to
watch "trading spaces".
286
00:14:37,143 --> 00:14:38,276
Vern is over-budget
287
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,412
and Paige is going to be
very, very upset.
288
00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:45,684
Yes?
289
00:14:45,752 --> 00:14:47,552
Hi, I'm April.
290
00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:49,653
April, uh... Mayjune.
291
00:14:49,755 --> 00:14:52,156
I'm a reporter,
I'm here to interview you.
292
00:14:52,258 --> 00:14:53,291
What?
293
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,093
We don't have an interview
scheduled today.
294
00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:56,360
Who do you work for?
295
00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:59,664
Oh, uh,
the... new daily...
296
00:14:59,766 --> 00:15:01,365
Journal of magic...
297
00:15:01,467 --> 00:15:03,935
Times... gazette... monthly.
298
00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:05,503
Please, come in.
299
00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:07,605
Entre vous.
300
00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:11,643
Okay, so let's get
right to the questions.
301
00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:13,711
Your stage show is spectacular.
302
00:15:13,814 --> 00:15:16,280
Where were you when the queen
of England’s tiara was stolen?
303
00:15:16,382 --> 00:15:18,816
Aren't you going to record
this interview or take notes?
304
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,718
I... I have a good memory.
305
00:15:20,821 --> 00:15:22,921
Hey, is that Judy garland?
306
00:15:23,022 --> 00:15:24,622
Where did you guys get that?
307
00:15:24,725 --> 00:15:26,524
We bought it.
We made it.
308
00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:28,959
For an interviewer, you sure
ask a lot of questions.
309
00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:31,763
Well, sometimes I find
that asking questions
310
00:15:31,865 --> 00:15:34,165
is the best way to get answers.
311
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,800
Of course...
312
00:15:35,902 --> 00:15:37,382
Now, if you'll
excuse me for a moment,
313
00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:39,437
I have to go do some
fact-checking.
314
00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:41,472
I mean, go make a doodie.
315
00:15:41,575 --> 00:15:45,176
Walter will keep you
entertained, I'm sure.
316
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:54,051
Hello, operator?
317
00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:56,721
Do you have you the number
for the new daily journal
318
00:15:56,823 --> 00:16:01,225
of magic times gazette monthly?
319
00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:17,275
Normally I abhor the
objectification of women but...
320
00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:18,976
Great ass.
321
00:16:19,078 --> 00:16:21,912
I can't find Erotica anywhere.
322
00:16:22,014 --> 00:16:23,081
What are we gonna do?
323
00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:25,283
Calm down, you crazy meatball.
324
00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:26,784
There's still time.
325
00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:29,187
Erotica not going on
for at least half-hour.
326
00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:31,989
Yeah, before her there's still
the girls from Silicones,
327
00:16:32,091 --> 00:16:33,858
Muffy's, the cock pit, the Gina,
328
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:35,727
the whisker biscuit
and twatty's.
329
00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:37,695
What are we gonna do?!
330
00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:44,435
Walter, can I see you
for a second?
331
00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:47,550
I thought you'd be
interested to know
332
00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:49,741
I just got off the phone
with the new daily journal
333
00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:51,142
of magic times gazette monthly
334
00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:54,879
and they don't have a reporter
named "April Mayjune."
335
00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:57,082
I thought she seemed
a little suspicious.
336
00:16:57,184 --> 00:17:00,284
Well, she's about
to seem a little...
337
00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:01,519
Dead!
338
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:17,201
Looks like Erotica
got cold feet.
339
00:17:17,304 --> 00:17:19,937
If I was her, I'd be afraid to
dance against my girls, too.
340
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,006
Guess you're
gonna have to forfeit.
341
00:17:22,108 --> 00:17:23,108
Not true.
342
00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:24,287
According to
the Strippie rulebook,
343
00:17:24,311 --> 00:17:25,776
section 12, ordinance 72-b,
344
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,790
"in the event that a stripper of
the year nominee cannot perform,
345
00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:29,814
"a representative from
the nominee's club of origin
346
00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:31,683
"is entitled to be substituted
if said nominee
347
00:17:31,785 --> 00:17:33,985
is incapacitated for
reasons of unknown origins."
348
00:17:34,087 --> 00:17:35,197
So, if Erotica doesn't show up,
349
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:36,432
we can have someone else
from the tenderloins
350
00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:37,488
dance in her place!
351
00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:38,823
That's right.
352
00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:40,558
Don't look at me,
I'm too sunburned.
353
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:42,326
So, miss Mayjune,
354
00:17:42,428 --> 00:17:44,161
seeing that you're a reporter,
355
00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:47,098
we thought you'd like a tour
of our private magic room.
356
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:50,368
Wow, that sounds great!
357
00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:54,539
I decorated this room.
358
00:17:54,641 --> 00:17:56,775
Well, actually,
Moe picked the sconces.
359
00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:59,110
Wow, look at all this stuff!
360
00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:00,556
Can you tell me how
you do that trick
361
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,658
where you make the thousand
pounds of cheese disappear?
362
00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:05,049
A good magician never
tells his secrets!
363
00:18:05,151 --> 00:18:08,719
But we will tell you
how to make you disappear!
364
00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:10,321
Oh, what are you...
365
00:18:12,993 --> 00:18:16,127
This is going to be
the worst trick ever...
366
00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:17,895
On purpose!
367
00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:22,333
We are gonna turn you
into a abra-cadaver!
368
00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:25,670
Gazelle, you gotta go on!
369
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:28,606
No, I can't,
I'm terrified of competition.
370
00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:30,474
I have about as much
chance of winning
371
00:18:30,576 --> 00:18:32,176
as a fish in a noodle factory.
372
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:33,812
What does that mean?
373
00:18:33,914 --> 00:18:35,157
I don't know,
I'm from the south,
374
00:18:35,181 --> 00:18:39,617
we say things like that.
375
00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:41,286
Ahh... ugh!
376
00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:47,058
Huh?!
What?!
377
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:48,693
Nevermind.
378
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:50,761
The gist was that I'm about
to beat you senseless,
379
00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:52,263
and turn you in
to the authorities.
380
00:18:52,366 --> 00:18:53,497
Get her!
381
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:54,732
Aaah... ugh!
382
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:57,468
Walter!
383
00:19:00,339 --> 00:19:01,673
Hah, hah...
384
00:19:08,782 --> 00:19:10,381
Hah, hah...
385
00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:14,686
Oh, enough of
magic-related weapons
386
00:19:14,788 --> 00:19:17,722
I'm going to kill you
the old-fashioned way!
387
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,891
Aah...
388
00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:21,025
Walter!
389
00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:23,094
Noooo...!
390
00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:27,365
My little wooden baby...
391
00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:30,167
Oh, Walter, I'm so sorry!
392
00:19:30,269 --> 00:19:34,806
Moe, is that you, Moe?
393
00:19:34,908 --> 00:19:36,207
Yes, little buddy.
394
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:38,376
Hang in there, you'll be okay.
395
00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:40,111
I don't feel so hot.
396
00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:43,814
Everything's dark...
397
00:19:43,917 --> 00:19:45,850
The authorities
should be here shortly.
398
00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:48,719
I guess I'll make sure they
send an... ambulance.
399
00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:50,421
Tell me, Stripperella,
400
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,423
how did you get in that box?
401
00:19:54,327 --> 00:19:59,531
And what happened to that woman
who claimed to be a reporter?
402
00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:02,066
A good magician
never tells her secrets.
403
00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:03,400
Oh, no...
404
00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:04,836
The Strippies!
405
00:20:04,938 --> 00:20:07,237
You gotta do this,
we're outta time!
406
00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:09,206
Erotica is
supposed to go on next!
407
00:20:09,308 --> 00:20:12,076
I can't, I just can't!
408
00:20:12,179 --> 00:20:13,811
It doesn't matter if
she dances or not,
409
00:20:13,914 --> 00:20:15,446
she's just going to lose.
410
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:16,881
She's a big loser.
411
00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:18,849
Like all of you
at the tenderloins.
412
00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:20,184
That's it!
413
00:20:20,286 --> 00:20:21,352
I'm doing it!
414
00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:24,722
Tell 'em Erotica's replacement
is ready to go!
415
00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:29,460
Erotica?
416
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:30,829
Where have you been?
417
00:20:30,931 --> 00:20:32,530
Am I too late?
418
00:20:46,646 --> 00:20:49,113
The Satan's pretzel?!
419
00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:53,151
A one and two...
420
00:20:53,253 --> 00:20:55,753
And, ahh...
421
00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:58,322
The winner.
422
00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:01,826
I won, I won!
423
00:21:08,001 --> 00:21:10,201
Erotica, what happened to you?
424
00:21:10,303 --> 00:21:13,037
I wasn't feeling well,
but I suddenly got better.
425
00:21:13,139 --> 00:21:16,006
I guess you could say
it was... magic.
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