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Hey!
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I don't see
any naked cheerleaders
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showering down there.
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Aaaahhh!
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Well, I can't believe
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Bruschetta brought her kid
to work again!
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You need to be more sensitive.
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Lack of childcare
is a serious problem.
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Single mothers make up
the largest growing percentage
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of the modern workforce.
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Workforce, schmerkforce!
This is ridiculous!
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Okay, maybe, you have a point.
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Uh-oh, that's my stomach!
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It always vibrates
when I'm hungry.
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I better
go get something to eat.
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Wait!
You can't just...
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She's gone.
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It seems like she rushes out
like that at least once a week.
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Hello, Kevin.
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Mom!
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What are you doing here?!
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Your father and I
are splitting up.
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Split... dad...
You and dad... what?!
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Come here, pookie.
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You've got a little something
in your nose.
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Chief Stroganoff, agent 69
reporting for duty.
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Stripperella, good, you're here.
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That's a cup of my urine.
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I need you to read
the little stick thingy there.
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Is this a pregnancy test?
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Yes, I missed my period
this month,
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and I'm afraid
I might be pregnant.
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Sir, you can't get pregnant.
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Right...
Thank god I'm a virgin.
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Now, let's get down to business.
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All the smart students
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at Saint Vincent Barbarino
high school
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have been disappearing.
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The nerds, the science geeks,
mathletes, asians,
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brainiacs, poindexters.
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I get it, the smart kids.
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I want you to go undercover
as a student
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and find out
why this is happening.
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Wouldn't it make more sense
for me to go undercover
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as a teacher?
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There's no time to make sense.
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Students' lives are in danger!
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Oh, does this mean
I get to go shopping
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for back to school clothes?
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Well, I happen to know
there's a sale on belly shirts
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at Flinderman's.
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Now, listen,
posing as a high school student
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could be extremely dangerous.
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You could end up dead
or worse...
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You could get knocked up
by some cocky senior,
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or wind up with really bad acne,
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or lose homecoming queen
to that bitch Suzy Finkel.
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Or drop the ball in the big game
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or not get asked to prom.
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Oh, what a beautiful fungus!
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I put ink on the microscope,
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and, now, you look funny!
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Got you back!
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That's not really soda,
it's boric acid!
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My innards
are gonna burn for days!
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I might even have to be
hospitalized!
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Hey, Hal, Bernard.
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Oh, hi, Stripperella.
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What have you got for me, guys?
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Since you're going
back to school,
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we packed you
a very special lunch.
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We put it in a
Stripperella lunchbox.
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You know, all the profits
from these lunchboxes
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go directly into my anus.
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Your anus?
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Yeah!
You know, my charity.
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"Animals need
universal support".
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A.N.U.S.!
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Right.
Of course.
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I knew that.
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Well, back to your box.
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We packed you
a fruit roll-up ladder.
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It's apricot.
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A banana phone.
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It's a little green, right now.
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Don't answer it for a few days.
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Give it time to ripen.
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This may look like an ordinary
cheese sandwich on white bread,
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but it's not, it's wheat bread!
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But that's not all.
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Look what happens
when you bite it!
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A razor-sharp slice
of Monterey Jack.
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It also comes in Cheddar,
Gouda, Swiss and Tofu cheese,
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in case you're trying
to kill a vegetarian.
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How thoughtful!
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Finally, a super-charged
blasting thermos.
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When shaken and opened,
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it sends a stream of liquid
so powerful,
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it can blast through
eight inches of solid steel.
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You never know
when I'll have to save my life
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or the lives of others
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by blasting through
eight inches of solid steel.
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Hey, why does it smell like
the chief peed in here?
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Ew!
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Hi, I'm Woody boom!
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I'm a stud football player
and I'm a senior.
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I've been one
for five years, now.
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What's your name?
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Uh, Cathy.
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Cathy Teria.
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You're so fine.
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How's about meeting me
in the parking lot
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before school?
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Uh, Woody, we are in
the parking lot before school!
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See all the parked cars?
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And the sign that says,
"parking lot"?
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Hey!
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You're not one of those
super smart kids, are you?
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Because they all act
like they're so smart!
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And they have no respect
for fifth-year seniors!
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Sometimes, I wish they'd
all just disappear!
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I'm Josh Justin Jason,
girls are crazy about me
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because I look like
I'm in a boy band!
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But I want you!
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There's a lot of competition
being the best looking,
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most talented guy in school.
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Sometimes, I wish
I could get rid of anyone
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who gets in my way.
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Well, nice meeting you!
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Maybe, later, I can give you
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a healthy injection
of vitamin Josh!
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See ya!
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You're so lucky.
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I wish I could get
Josh Justin Jason
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to sexually harass me.
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Hi, I'm Vicky bump,
I'm smart as hell.
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Aren't you scared?
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I've heard that
all the smart students
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have been disappearing
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here at Saint Vincent
Barbarino high.
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I'm not scared.
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Besides, who cares
about those losers?
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The more they disappear,
the smarter I am.
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In fact, there's only one kid
left that's smarter than me.
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Cliff rhombus!
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Well, I don't wanna be tardy,
see you in class!
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I haven't even left
the parking lot yet
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and there's already
three suspects!
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One of these days,
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I'm gonna get rid
of all you bratty kids,
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and I'm gonna start
with the smart ones.
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Four suspects.
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Oh, don't mind him.
That's Mr. Scruntle,
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our custodian,
he wants to kill everyone.
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Hey, you're new here,
aren't you?
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I'm principal guilty.
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Principal guilty?
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Interesting name.
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I'm Cathy Teria!
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So, how about all those
smart kids disappearing?
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Weird, huh?
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What?!
What are you insinuating?!
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I had nothing to do
with those kids disappearing!
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You think I know something?!
You think I know something?!
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Leave me alone!
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All right, class.
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Who can tell me what h-2-o is?
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I-j-k-l-m-n!
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What?
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Those are the letters
from "H" to "O", I swear!
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It's water, h-2-o is water.
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Yes, very good, Vicky.
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Now, let's open our modern
mad science books to page 217.
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Young lady,
where is your textbook?
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I don't have one,
professor Cranium.
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Well, miss Teria,
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since you're too smart
to have a textbook,
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maybe you can explain
D.N.A. To all of us.
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D.N.A.
Or deoxyribonucleic acid
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is a double stranded molecule
twisted into a helix.
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Each spiraling strand,
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comprised of sugar phosphate
backbone and attached spaces
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is connected
to a complementary strand
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by non covalent hydrogen bonding
between paired bases.
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Hmm, very nice.
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Don't forget, class, we finish
our science project this week,
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the papier-mache model
of a volcano.
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And we still need
seven more tons of newspaper.
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Seven more tons?
That's a big volcano.
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This is principal guilty.
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I regret to inform you
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that another one
of our smart students,
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Kurt cortex, is missing.
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I have nothing whatsoever
to do with it!
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Have a good day.
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Don't mind me, honey.
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Just act like I'm not even here.
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Mom, mom!
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Mom, what are you doing?
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Vacuuming, this place is filthy!
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Forget the cleaning.
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Come down from there, right now!
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I need to talk to you
about you and dad!
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Don't talk to your mother
in that tone of voice!
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It looks like Mr. Cranky
needs a time-out!
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Go stand in the corner.
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I'm an adult, now,
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and I will not
stand in the corner!
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This is wrong!
I gotta call dad.
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As soon as I'm done
standing in the corner.
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Looking good!
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This is principal guilty.
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Cliff rhombus is now missing.
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And that brings the total
of missing smart kids up to 12.
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I had nothing to do with it!
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Ha!
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Now, I'm the smartest kid
in the school!
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Wait, I got you something,
it's a hair scrunchie.
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A regular,
non-tracking hair scrunchie.
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Thanks!
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Now, I'm the smartest kid
in the school
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and I have a hair scrunchie.
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Chief Stroganoff?
Agent 69 here.
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Stripperella, I just heard
about cliff rhombus.
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Do you have any leads?
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So far, I have
five strong suspects.
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Woody boom, Josh Justin Jason,
Vicky bump,
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a crazy custodian
and the principal.
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Keep your eye on them,
and, remember...
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It's crucial that you blend in
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and in no way attract
undue attention to yourself.
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Ah-ha!
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Uh, do you mind?
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We're trying to celebrate
our anniversary, here!
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We've been dating
two whole weeks!
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Hey, there's room for one more!
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Stop... hold it right there!
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What do you think you're doing?
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Burying my old mannequin.
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This is where I Bury
all my old mannequins.
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It's a custodian thing,
you wouldn't understand.
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That's a good one!
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Hey, guys.
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Okay, so you caught us.
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We cheated on our history tests,
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beat up the hall monitor,
laundered some money
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and fixed several
gubernatorial elections.
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Does that make us criminals?
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Well, yeah, actually that does.
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Now, we're gonna
have to hurt you,
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'cause you know too much!
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We're gonna have to hurt her
'cause she knows too much
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yeah gonna have to hurt her
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'cause she knows too much
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now we've gotta chase her
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then we gotta catch her
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then we're gonna hurt her
'cause she knows too much
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we're waiting we're waiting
259
00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:39,157
and spinning and snapping
260
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:40,959
we're waiting we're waiting
261
00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:42,594
and spinning and snapping
262
00:12:42,696 --> 00:12:45,564
huh, Stripperella,
where did she come from?
263
00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:49,267
I'm gonna make you
West Side sorry
264
00:12:49,369 --> 00:12:51,002
take this and that
265
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,003
bam
266
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,004
pow
267
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,572
ow, you're hurting us
268
00:12:54,675 --> 00:12:55,675
ow
269
00:12:55,709 --> 00:12:56,775
Not the groin
270
00:12:56,877 --> 00:12:57,877
ow my spleen
271
00:12:57,978 --> 00:12:59,343
ow, you're hurting us
272
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:02,580
For the record, you guys are
the least threatening gang
273
00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:04,315
I've ever encountered.
274
00:13:18,064 --> 00:13:20,041
Oh, professor Cranium,
thank goodness I found you!
275
00:13:20,065 --> 00:13:24,001
I recalculated your figures
on the geometric dimensions
276
00:13:24,103 --> 00:13:25,769
of the papier-mache volcano.
277
00:13:25,872 --> 00:13:27,805
Given the size of the volcano,
278
00:13:27,907 --> 00:13:30,308
and the fact
that you're using real lava,
279
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:33,277
an eruption could destroy
the entire city!
280
00:13:33,379 --> 00:13:35,379
It's just too big!
281
00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:37,748
Really?
Are you sure?
282
00:13:37,850 --> 00:13:40,050
Yes, in fact,
I built this scale model
283
00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:42,519
to illustrate my point.
284
00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:46,023
See?
285
00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:49,559
Thanks, Vicky,
that's very smart of you.
286
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,428
Sir, isn't that chloroform,
287
00:13:51,530 --> 00:13:52,807
the chemical agent
that when inhaled,
288
00:13:52,831 --> 00:13:54,632
renders you
temporarily unconscious?
289
00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:58,269
That's also very smart of you!
290
00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:06,610
Dad, you have to get back
together with mom!
291
00:14:06,712 --> 00:14:08,979
You've been married
almost 40 years!
292
00:14:09,081 --> 00:14:11,282
Whatever's wrong,
I'm sure you can work it out.
293
00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:12,717
I don't know.
294
00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:14,385
Your mom's just not
the same person
295
00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:15,753
she used to be.
296
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,955
You know,
in the bedroom department.
297
00:14:18,057 --> 00:14:19,957
I don't know
if I wanna hear this.
298
00:14:20,059 --> 00:14:22,193
Your mother used to be wild.
299
00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:25,496
Threesomes, bondage,
silver strainers.
300
00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:27,331
Silver strainers?
301
00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:28,899
You don't wanna know.
302
00:14:30,402 --> 00:14:31,902
I think I'm gonna be sick.
303
00:14:32,004 --> 00:14:34,037
This is mom
you're talking about!
304
00:14:34,139 --> 00:14:35,772
The last couple of years,
305
00:14:35,874 --> 00:14:38,275
your mom has turned
into such a prude!
306
00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:40,811
Sometimes,
I wonder what happened
307
00:14:40,914 --> 00:14:45,048
to the sex-starved nymphomaniac
I fell in love with.
308
00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:49,720
Students,
this is principal guilty.
309
00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:52,190
Vicky bump is missing.
310
00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:53,457
Are you sure?
311
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:54,892
Yes...
312
00:14:54,994 --> 00:14:56,634
Have any of you
gratuitously scantily clad
313
00:14:56,695 --> 00:14:58,295
high school girls seen her?
314
00:14:58,397 --> 00:14:59,797
Give me an "N"!
Give me an "O"!
315
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,798
That's a no, no, no!
316
00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:03,334
Yay!
317
00:15:04,971 --> 00:15:07,338
According
to the scrunchie tracker,
318
00:15:07,439 --> 00:15:10,307
Vicky should be right around...
319
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:11,410
Here!
320
00:15:12,979 --> 00:15:14,778
Darn.
321
00:15:15,948 --> 00:15:17,915
Vicky's glasses.
322
00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:19,984
Vicky's shoe...
323
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:22,319
And her wooden leg.
324
00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:24,087
Time capsule?
325
00:15:24,189 --> 00:15:27,091
The smart kids must be in there!
326
00:15:30,329 --> 00:15:34,365
Cathy Teria, I knew you were
too smart for your own good!
327
00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:37,467
But, now, you're too smart
for my own good!
328
00:15:37,569 --> 00:15:39,136
Professor Cranium?
329
00:15:39,238 --> 00:15:40,638
You're the...
330
00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:43,674
That's right,
see you in 50 years!
331
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:50,726
I figured out who's been getting
rid of the smart kids!
332
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:52,016
It's Cranium!
333
00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:54,685
He's been putting them
into the school time capsule!
334
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,219
You think?
335
00:15:56,322 --> 00:16:00,157
I can't believe we're gonna be
stuck down here for 50 years!
336
00:16:00,259 --> 00:16:01,939
I'm gonna miss the homunculus
meteor shower
337
00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:04,328
in July of 2034!
338
00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:05,710
We're not gonna
make it 50 years.
339
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,297
Cranium's giant
papier-mache volcano
340
00:16:07,399 --> 00:16:09,333
is going to erupt in 15 minutes
341
00:16:09,435 --> 00:16:10,967
and destroy the entire city!
342
00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:12,502
Including us!
343
00:16:12,604 --> 00:16:15,473
"A giant volcano"?
"15 minutes"?
344
00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:17,575
"Erupt"?
"Entire city"?!
345
00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:18,709
"The"?
346
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,744
We've got to do something!
347
00:16:20,846 --> 00:16:23,314
It has long been my dream
to create
348
00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:27,350
the world's first life size
working papier-mache volcano.
349
00:16:27,452 --> 00:16:30,187
Now, that dream is about
to become a reality,
350
00:16:30,289 --> 00:16:32,189
but before I push the button,
351
00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:35,392
activating the harmless,
simulated eruption,
352
00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:37,695
does anybody
have any final words?
353
00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:39,530
I mean, questions.
354
00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:41,799
Yeah.
355
00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:44,501
Professor, what's the helicopter
with the engine running
356
00:16:44,603 --> 00:16:46,303
doing over there?
357
00:16:46,405 --> 00:16:48,472
It's just sitting there,
running.
358
00:16:48,574 --> 00:16:49,773
I'm just asking.
359
00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:52,443
Um, no more questions!
360
00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:55,981
We've got no time to lose!
361
00:16:56,082 --> 00:16:58,182
Everyone turn around.
362
00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:04,522
Okay, you can turn back around.
363
00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:06,524
Stripperella!
364
00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:08,526
How did she get in here?
365
00:17:08,629 --> 00:17:10,061
Stand back!
366
00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:11,863
It's no use, Stripperella.
367
00:17:11,965 --> 00:17:16,034
That cover is eight inches
of solid steel.
368
00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:21,940
Okay, everyone, stand back.
369
00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:25,676
Supercharged blasting thermos,
don't fail me now!
370
00:17:27,381 --> 00:17:28,813
Stripperella did it!
371
00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:30,147
We're saved!
372
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:32,984
Here, you can use this fruit
rollup ladder to climb out.
373
00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:35,820
It's apricot!
374
00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:40,325
Hey, where's Cathy Teria?
375
00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:43,995
Okay, here comes
the harmless eruption.
376
00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:45,697
Oh, who am I kidding?
377
00:17:45,799 --> 00:17:47,265
This is going to kill you all!
378
00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:48,967
Suckers!
379
00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:50,434
Not so fast!
380
00:17:50,536 --> 00:17:54,706
Stripperella?
381
00:17:58,044 --> 00:18:00,077
So long, Stripperella!
382
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:02,913
I'm going to transfer
to another high school,
383
00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:04,882
and build an even
bigger life-size
384
00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:10,521
working papier-mache volcano,
and you can't stop me!
385
00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:16,494
Look out!
She's got a sandwich!
386
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,362
Say cheese!
387
00:18:27,406 --> 00:18:30,674
Well, professor,
this is usually when my foes
388
00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:31,910
reveal the backstory
389
00:18:32,012 --> 00:18:34,145
to their fiendishly-evil plots.
390
00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:36,580
So, go ahead,
why did you do this?
391
00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:37,782
It's just something
392
00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:40,351
I've always really wanted to do.
393
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:43,188
Oh, please!
It can't be that simple.
394
00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:45,056
You weren't picked on
by other kids?
395
00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:47,959
You didn't lose your parents
in a freak volcano accident?
396
00:18:48,061 --> 00:18:50,061
Making a volcano
to destroy the city
397
00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:53,364
is just something
I've always wanted to do!
398
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,599
Hey, look, a button!
399
00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:59,136
I love buttons!
400
00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:11,349
I just want you all to know
I had nothing to do with this!
401
00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:13,284
Looks like you're all doomed!
402
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,022
Well, now,
that you can't escape,
403
00:19:17,124 --> 00:19:18,523
you're doomed, too.
404
00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:19,657
Oh, no!
405
00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:21,692
I take back
the maniacal laughter.
406
00:19:21,795 --> 00:19:23,594
I don't want to die!
407
00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:24,995
How do we stop the volcano?
408
00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:26,197
It's impossible.
409
00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:27,859
You have to get
to the detonator thingy,
410
00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:29,500
and remove the twisty
whatchamacallit
411
00:19:29,603 --> 00:19:30,734
from the doo-hickey!
412
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:32,137
That doesn't sound so hard.
413
00:19:32,238 --> 00:19:33,671
Where's the detonator thingy?
414
00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:35,973
Inside the volcano!
415
00:19:36,075 --> 00:19:39,177
Oh, and you only have
15 seconds.
416
00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:41,012
I'm going in.
417
00:19:42,448 --> 00:19:43,728
Stripperella, don't go in there!
418
00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:44,916
You'll be killed!
419
00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:46,084
Don't worry, Vicky.
420
00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:47,363
I'm impervious
to all temperatures
421
00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:49,420
and weather conditions.
422
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:51,589
Hey, how did she know my name?
423
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,097
Okay, where's the twisty
whatchamacallit?
424
00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:02,266
No, that's the twisty doo-dad.
425
00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:04,836
Ah!
There it is.
426
00:20:11,477 --> 00:20:13,310
Got it!
427
00:20:24,290 --> 00:20:25,123
Gimme an "S"!
428
00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:25,823
Gimme a "T"!
429
00:20:25,926 --> 00:20:27,258
Gimme an R-I-P!
430
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:30,361
Stripperella!
431
00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:32,463
Yay!
432
00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:35,300
Professor Cranium,
does this mean
433
00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:37,501
our test tomorrow is cancelled?
434
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:43,875
And that's why they call it
a "silver strainer"!
435
00:20:43,977 --> 00:20:45,009
What kind of sick pervert
436
00:20:45,111 --> 00:20:46,677
would let someone
do that to them?
437
00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:48,846
Don't knock it
'til you try it, toots.
438
00:20:48,948 --> 00:20:50,681
Dad, what are you doing here?
439
00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:53,451
Your mother said
she needed to talk to me.
440
00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:56,854
Gentlemen, we have
a special treat for you tonight.
441
00:20:56,956 --> 00:21:00,992
Making her tender loins debut,
Ethel!
442
00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:09,567
Leonard, hand me a fork
from behind the bar.
443
00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:11,135
I wanna gouge my eyes out.
444
00:21:11,237 --> 00:21:12,569
This is dedicated to you,
Nathan.
445
00:21:12,671 --> 00:21:14,405
Going out to you.
446
00:21:14,508 --> 00:21:16,074
Yes, Ethel, yes!
447
00:21:16,176 --> 00:21:17,976
I taught her that move.
448
00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:20,411
Isn't love beautiful?
449
00:21:20,513 --> 00:21:23,080
Kevin?
Kevin?
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