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Skip withers here
with breaking news.
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A tense scene is developing
at the public library,
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where sexy super-heroine,
Stripperella, is attempting
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to diffuse a live bomb.
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The situation began when
demolition workers mistakenly
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placed the powerful explosive
on the library.
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The building that was actually
intended for demolition
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is that condemned
one across the street.
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Stripperella, what's
going through your mind?
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No time.
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Live bomb, out of the way!
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Darn it!
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Hot coffee, coming through!
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I don't know how
they're gonna get
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those 30 orphans and
those adorable puppies
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out of that collapsed cave.
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Stripperella!
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This purse is a real,
authentic, genuine Gucci.
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It retails at over $2,000.
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I, pushy galore, am offering
this purse to you today,
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for the low,
low price of $19.95.
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You would have to be an absolute
idiot not to buy this purse,
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a complete chucklehead.
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If a moron mated with
a mentally challenged monkey,
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you would be the offspring.
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Am I getting through to you?
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Buy this purse, you won't
find a better deal.
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That's why
everybody loves pushy!
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That's right, two purses.
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Oh, what the heck,
make it three.
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I'll take one, too,
everybody loves pushy.
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How does she sell all these
quality brand-name products
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at such ridiculously low prices?
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It's almost suspicious.
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Like there's some greater story
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behind the merchandise
she's selling.
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But hey!
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A deal's a deal.
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Giselle, I ironed your g-string.
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Whatever.
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Oh, come on!
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You're not still upset with me!
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I told her she can't
breathe fire onstage.
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Am I crazy?
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You just don't understand me.
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I wanna breathe fire
because it's a metaphor
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for the creative creativity that
burns deep within my thighs.
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Well, surely there must
be a less flammable way
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to express yourself.
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Ladies...
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Dirk McMahon!
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What are you doing here?
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Came to check out
the competition,
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or should I say,
lack of competition?
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Listen, anytime one of
you gorgeous broads
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wants to come and work
for a real gentlemen's club,
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you call me.
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Especially you, Erotica.
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Ugh, I wouldn't
work at silicone's,
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even if I had children...
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Which I don't.
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And they were kidnapped,
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and the kidnapper said if I
wanted to see my kids again,
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which I don't have,
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I'd have to work at silicone's!
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You can't just sashay in here
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and try to steal
away my employees!
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We're like a family here!
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Mr. Dirk?
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If I worked for you,
could I breathe fire?
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As long as you're naked.
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Then you've got
yourself a new dancer.
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Giselle!
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If you change
your mind, Erotica,
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you know where to find me.
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Ooh, come on, purse, come on.
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Get here already.
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Package from pushy galore.
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My purse!
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My face.
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Hmm... this doesn't
feel like a Gucci.
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This... this...
This purse is a phony!
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I'm telling you,
chief Stroganoff,
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this purse is a fake.
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Pushy galore is
selling knockoffs.
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I should've suspected something.
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I bought these Prada shoes and
matching hot pants from her,
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and I'm extremely uncomfortable.
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Oh, well, oh!
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High heels are always
a little uncomfortable.
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Right.
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Thank god I'm not
a transvestite.
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So what do we know
about pushy galore?
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Let's bring in special agent 14.
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He knows everything.
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Send in special agent 14!
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Stripperella, chief Stroganoff,
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here's the 4-1-1
on pushy galore.
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Before pushy galore made
her Mark in the fashion world,
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she was a top genetic physicist
at the institute of genetics.
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Also, pushy has legally adopted
more than 1,000 immigrants
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from third-world nations,
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all of which... oh!...
Apparently live with her,
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but suspiciously have never
been seen in public.
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Also, pushy galore
has been married 143 times.
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Every one of her husbands
disappeared mysteriously,
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shortly after their wedding day.
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She's currently engaged to
celebrity fitness guru,
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Richard Slimmons.
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Ooh, that's me and
my wife making the love.
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I'm sorry, I don't know
how that got in there.
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Oh!
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There's the happy couple.
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One more thing.
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Pushy galore has never
been seen without her coat.
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Something smells fishy.
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Oh, that's probably
Harvey, my trout.
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You keep a trout in your pants?
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Well, these new pants
don't have pockets.
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I'd better get this
purse down to the lab,
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so I can have it analyzed.
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Richard Slimmons'
life could depend on it!
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Let go of the microscope!
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Hey, Hal, Bernard.
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Hey.
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Hi, Stripperella.
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Check it out!
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We just made these
X-ray specs for you.
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Oh, yeah.
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They're working.
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Oh, boy, are they working.
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Would you turn around, please?
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Oh, my goodness, what's that?
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Thanks, guys.
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We also made you this
bulletproof nail file
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and this invisible tape measure.
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Hal!
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Guys, this is really important.
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I need you to analyze
this purse.
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I'm positive
the purse is a fake.
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I know fashion!
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Umm...
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You're right,
the purse is a knockoff.
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That evil woman.
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What kind of monster
would do such a thing?
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That's the worst thing
I've ever heard!
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And... apparently the purse
is made out of human flesh.
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Okay, see, now that's the new
worst thing I've ever heard.
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Oh, no!
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Richard Slimmons.
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Oww, oww...
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What do you think you're doing?
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Packing fudge.
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Sue Ann Lumpkin from Norfolk,
Nebraska, just lost 583 pounds!
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And I'm rewarding her with
her favorite snack treat!
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This is no time
for fudge packing.
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You're supposed to be
rubbing this saddle soap
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all over your body.
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I have been.
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It's just the saddle soap is
making my skin all leathery.
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Just do it!
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Honey buns, now
that we're married,
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don't you think it's time I met
my 1,000 foreign stepchildren?
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Or maybe get to see you
with your coat off?
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Keep rubbing!
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I'm going to make the final
preparations for your death...
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I mean, dinner.
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Love you!
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Okay, thank you.
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That'll be all, thank you.
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Appreciate your time, thank you.
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Okay, or keep going.
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Uh, yeah, okay,
she's a robot, I get it.
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Thank you, you can go now!
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Oh, I give up.
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We'll never find
anyone to replace Giselle.
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Excuse me, are you
still auditioning?
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Rhythm, seductivity,
cleanliness, all excellent.
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So tell me a little
about yourself.
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Well, my name is Kat,
and I'm an Amish virgin.
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You don't see many
Amish erotic dancers.
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Or virgins.
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I just want you to know that I'm
not interested in working here,
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if there's gonna be any smoking,
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excessive intoxication,
rudeness, or foul language.
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You're hired!
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Really, just like that?
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Oh, thank you, good sir,
thank you so much!
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Congratulations, I'm Persephone.
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It's nice to meet you.
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Yeah, yeah, save it, bitch.
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You just make sure you
stay outta my way, got it?
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Sheesh, something tells me
you are not Amish.
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Or a virgin.
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Let's hear who's on the line.
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Hello, who am I speaking with?
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Oh, um, this is Joan.
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Lamp... lamp-chair-wall-nerstein.
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Well, miss
Lampchairwallnerstein,
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do you want these shoes,
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or are you gonna go
through life a big loser?
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Oh, I want the shoes.
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I was just wondering if I could
pick them up from you myself,
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in person, at your secret,
undisclosed location.
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I'm afraid not.
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It's important that I keep my
location secret and undisclosed.
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All right then.
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I'd still like to order
a pair of those shoes.
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I'm sorry, huge drunk guy, but I'm
afraid you're gonna have to leave.
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Oh, yeah?
Who's gonna make me?
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You are so funny, not to
mention interesting and handsome.
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And that freakish growth
on the side of your head
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is so sexy.
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Uh-oh!
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I think it's time to go to
the A.T.M. Machine again.
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I'll be right here, tiger.
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Grr...
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Sucker, like a girl
that looks like me
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would be interested in a
pathetic piece of crap like you.
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Persephone,
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can you keep an eye out for
pushy galore's delivery guy?
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I'm waiting for
a very special package.
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It's a matter of life or death.
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Did you just say it's
a matter of life or death?
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No, that's not what I said.
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Hey, isn't that the new girl?
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I'd love to meet her.
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Hi!
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I'm Erotica.
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Welcome to our little family.
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Listen, sister.
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I'm not here to make friends,
I'm here to make money.
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And right now, you're
seriously wasting my time.
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Oh... huge drunk guy
punched me in the eye.
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His hands were filthy!
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I just know I'm gonna get some
sort of conjunctivitis or eye infection.
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Oh, poor baby,
I'll take care of it.
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I know an old Amish
virgin remedy.
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Boy, what an antagonist.
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Package for miss
lamp-chair-wall-nerstein.
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Oh, I'm miss...
Whatever that name was.
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I can't thank you enough!
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Whoa, thank you!
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I'll never wash
this cheek again.
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Well, at least not until
I get back to the secret,
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undisclosed location I work at.
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Lipstick tracking device,
don't fail me now.
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Pushy, prepare to be whipped.
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We are forced to
make things by hand
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how we long for our foreign land
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slave labor sucks
that's what we say
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breaking our backs
for two cents a day
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no sick days
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no vacation
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we wish we were back
in our third-world nation
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That's why she's adopted
all those foreigners.
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She's using them as slave labor.
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00:14:00,406 --> 00:14:01,606
This is awful!
259
00:14:01,707 --> 00:14:04,676
Not to mention the fact that
they're terrible singers.
260
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,931
She's breeding animals
with designer logos.
261
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:31,702
Turning ex-husbands into fashionable
apparel and accessories is one thing.
262
00:14:32,338 --> 00:14:33,973
But this is an atrocity!
263
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,143
Oh, poor little animals.
264
00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:41,245
This all-purpose
Louis Vuitton skirt
265
00:14:41,246 --> 00:14:43,715
can be used for just
about anything.
266
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:47,318
At a mere $12.95, you
can't afford not to own it.
267
00:14:47,786 --> 00:14:49,051
Did you hear me, damn it?
268
00:14:49,153 --> 00:14:49,555
Buy it!
269
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:51,456
Hold it right there.
270
00:14:51,457 --> 00:14:52,855
Stripperella!
271
00:14:52,957 --> 00:14:55,324
Pushy has been making
imitation designer clothes
272
00:14:55,427 --> 00:14:58,094
from poor, genetically
mutated animals.
273
00:14:58,196 --> 00:15:02,164
They have the designer
logos right on them.
274
00:15:03,901 --> 00:15:05,734
So I created several
new species of animals
275
00:15:05,837 --> 00:15:08,404
with designer hides,
what's the big deal?
276
00:15:08,506 --> 00:15:09,572
It's a very big deal.
277
00:15:09,674 --> 00:15:14,977
She's also been making
clothes out of human flesh.
278
00:15:15,079 --> 00:15:16,178
Eww!
279
00:15:18,783 --> 00:15:19,783
Give yourself up.
280
00:15:19,817 --> 00:15:23,019
Tempting offer, darling, but no!
281
00:15:23,121 --> 00:15:24,854
This is an Armani belt.
282
00:15:24,956 --> 00:15:27,322
Bob Armani, my 73rd husband!
283
00:15:31,195 --> 00:15:32,195
What the...
284
00:15:32,297 --> 00:15:34,297
Invisible tape measure.
285
00:15:56,154 --> 00:15:58,254
Don't come any closer.
286
00:15:59,791 --> 00:16:00,923
Richard Slimmons!
287
00:16:01,025 --> 00:16:03,993
If you take one more step...
288
00:16:07,565 --> 00:16:10,566
Richard becomes
a designer blouse.
289
00:16:21,712 --> 00:16:23,378
That's why you're
always wearing a coat.
290
00:16:23,481 --> 00:16:27,583
Just a fringe benefit from my
days as a genetic physicist.
291
00:16:27,685 --> 00:16:30,319
I guess now you can
call me Octo-pushy.
292
00:17:02,386 --> 00:17:03,986
I want a divorce!
293
00:17:04,088 --> 00:17:05,499
You know, all you had to do
was flip that switch back
294
00:17:05,523 --> 00:17:07,023
to the off position.
295
00:17:07,125 --> 00:17:08,257
Well, you gotta admit.
296
00:17:08,359 --> 00:17:10,493
This was more dramatic
and super-heroey.
297
00:17:10,595 --> 00:17:11,760
Now, wait here.
298
00:17:11,862 --> 00:17:13,762
I'm gonna get me some pushy.
299
00:17:27,478 --> 00:17:29,145
Hi-ya!
300
00:18:38,515 --> 00:18:40,183
Ha, ha, Stripperella!
301
00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:42,885
You will never
put me behind bars.
302
00:18:52,062 --> 00:18:53,629
Where am I?
What is this place?
303
00:18:55,066 --> 00:18:57,033
Oh, get off of me!
What are you doing?
304
00:18:57,134 --> 00:18:58,134
My hair!
305
00:18:58,235 --> 00:18:59,501
Get off of me, you.
306
00:18:59,603 --> 00:19:01,169
What's wrong with you?
307
00:19:01,271 --> 00:19:03,505
You love it, you.
308
00:19:22,694 --> 00:19:24,054
And so pushy galore
is behind bars,
309
00:19:24,128 --> 00:19:26,762
and Stripperella has
saved the day once again.
310
00:19:26,864 --> 00:19:28,141
As for the freakish
designer animals,
311
00:19:28,165 --> 00:19:29,798
Stripperella personally
delivered them
312
00:19:29,900 --> 00:19:31,834
to an animal refuge,
313
00:19:31,936 --> 00:19:35,170
where they will be tended to by
the newly freed slave laborers.
314
00:19:35,273 --> 00:19:36,338
What a cute story.
315
00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:37,918
I've just been told,
we have breaking news.
316
00:19:37,942 --> 00:19:39,653
Skip withers is with us
live downtown, skip?
317
00:19:39,677 --> 00:19:40,710
Thank you, Margo.
318
00:19:40,812 --> 00:19:41,943
Hard-hitting reporting there.
319
00:19:42,045 --> 00:19:43,890
I'm standing in front of
what used to be silicone's
320
00:19:43,914 --> 00:19:45,114
gentlemen's club.
321
00:19:45,216 --> 00:19:47,316
I've been told that it
gets pretty hot in there,
322
00:19:47,418 --> 00:19:50,219
and tonight, tragically,
that is all too true.
323
00:19:50,321 --> 00:19:52,722
Here's owner of
silicone's, dirk McMahon.
324
00:19:52,824 --> 00:19:54,357
My club!
325
00:19:54,459 --> 00:19:55,624
Why?
326
00:19:55,726 --> 00:19:59,294
Why did that stripper
insist on breathing fire?
327
00:19:59,396 --> 00:20:00,436
Hi, dirk, how do you feel?
328
00:20:00,497 --> 00:20:01,797
How do I feel?
329
00:20:01,899 --> 00:20:05,134
Feel this!
330
00:20:05,236 --> 00:20:10,238
Goodness, gracious,
silicone's has burned down.
331
00:20:10,341 --> 00:20:12,575
Oh, no, Giselle!
332
00:20:12,677 --> 00:20:13,876
This is all my fault.
333
00:20:13,978 --> 00:20:15,122
None of this would've
ever happened
334
00:20:15,146 --> 00:20:19,515
if I'd just let
Giselle breathe fire here.
335
00:20:19,617 --> 00:20:21,082
Giselle!
336
00:20:21,185 --> 00:20:23,752
Oh, thank my lucky stars.
337
00:20:23,855 --> 00:20:25,087
I don't suppose you're hiring.
338
00:20:25,189 --> 00:20:29,324
We're not, but welcome back.
339
00:20:29,427 --> 00:20:32,028
So since Giselle is
coming back to work,
340
00:20:32,129 --> 00:20:35,498
this means you're going
to get rid of Kat, hmm?
341
00:20:35,599 --> 00:20:36,966
Are you kidding?
We love her!
342
00:20:37,068 --> 00:20:40,636
We're a big family here,
and there's room for everybody.
343
00:20:40,738 --> 00:20:43,039
I guess you were right
about the fire breathing.
344
00:20:43,141 --> 00:20:45,307
How do you feel about
chain-saw juggling?
345
00:20:45,409 --> 00:20:46,842
I'll be real careful...
346
00:20:46,944 --> 00:20:48,144
I can't believe Kat is staying.
347
00:20:48,246 --> 00:20:50,045
Well, maybe we'll
grow to like her.
348
00:20:50,147 --> 00:20:53,215
She's mean, but it's not like
she's an evil super villain.
349
00:20:53,317 --> 00:20:56,052
Not that I know what
it's like to deal
350
00:20:56,154 --> 00:20:57,920
with an evil super villain.
351
00:20:58,022 --> 00:20:59,188
Because I don't.
352
00:20:59,290 --> 00:21:00,610
I'm just an ordinary
erotic dancer
353
00:21:00,658 --> 00:21:03,092
with no affiliation to
crime fighting whatsoever.
354
00:21:03,194 --> 00:21:07,229
I'd better go finish my dance.
355
00:21:07,331 --> 00:21:09,765
Hmm...
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