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[JEFF SINGING AND PLAYING GUITAR]
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MICHAEL:
Hey.
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Good morning. How you feeling?
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Better.
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LIZ: Quite a night you had.
- Yeah, both of us.
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What about Maria?
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Who knows? I think that she and Max
spent the night together.
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Thank you so much for this,
Max, really.
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- I should have never doubted you.
- No problem.
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So you ready?
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I've been thinking about this
my whole life. I am so ready.
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Then let's go.
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A Tale of Two Parties
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[PHONE RINGING]
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- Hello?
- Don't be mad.
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ISABEL:
Where are you?
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Houston. I just missed
my connecting flight.
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- It's okay.
- No, it's not.
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- I'm really sorry.
- It's fine.
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Look, do me a favor?
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Don 't just sit at home alone.
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Okay? Go out, have a good time,
enjoy the night for both of us.
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- I don't know.
- Please, Isabel.
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It's bad enough I'm stuck
in an airport.
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I don't want you to have
a crappy New Year's too.
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- Please?
- Okay.
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This isn't fair.
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I'm really sorry, Petunia, but in about
three minutes, I'm out of here.
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You're never gonna find it.
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Oh, please. This year,
I'm gonna find it. Trust me.
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- Find what?
JEFF: Enigma.
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LIZ:
You know about Enigma?
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I've only lived here all my life.
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That secret New Year's Eve party's been
going on since before I was your age.
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Well, did you ever find it?
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Once.
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- Did you dish up the tapioca?
- Fifty times.
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- Dad.
- Daughter.
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Come on. You don't really need me
to be doing this.
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Liz, you and I have done this party
together since you were this high.
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- It's a family tradition.
- That I wait on a bunch of geriatrics?
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When you're finally a resident of the
Desert Inn Retirement Community...
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...then you don't have to come.
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LIZ:
Gee, thanks.
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MARIA:
Petunia.
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Work on him.
I have a feeling he'll weaken.
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Otherwise, I'll tell you about Enigma
tomorrow morning. Bye.
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Otherwise, I'll tell you about Enigma
tomorrow morning. Bye.
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- Oh, sorry.
- Sorry.
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- So Enigma, huh?
- Yep.
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And I don't think it's lame or stupid or
any of the insults you're about to spew.
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I wasn't gonna spew. Just talking.
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So, what are you doing tonight?
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I don't know.
TV, PlayStation, something.
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- Alone?
- Yeah.
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What about Max?
Why don't you two...
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...go look for a party or something.
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Oh, yeah, he's the
original party animal.
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I'd rather surf the tube.
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Have fun.
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Hey, wait.
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You wanna come find
Enigma with me?
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We're not dating anymore.
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It's not a date. It's a scavenger hunt
looking for party clues.
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Two heads are better than one.
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Two heads are better than one.
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No midnight kiss,
no pawing in the backseat.
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We just find the party and then go
our separate ways till dawn.
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Deal?
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Deal.
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Thank you.
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Now that my immortal soul
has been cleansed...
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[COUGHS]
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...on to more terrestrial concerns.
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It's been a dry couple years.
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Kyle needs a woman.
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Kyle needs her badly.
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Kyle needs her tonight.
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[KNOCKING]
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Well, thank you. But if that's a
Jehovah's Witness, I'm coming back.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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Kyle Valenti, it is your lucky night.
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Rudolph 's Shiny New Year!
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No?
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No, I can't. I'm going out.
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- On New Year's Eve?
- Yeah, imagine that.
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I'm going to that Enigma thing.
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- Really? Do you know where it is?
- No, but I'm gonna find out.
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Or you could save yourself
the aggravation and buddy up here...
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...with Rudolph and his
shiny New Year. Oh, and...
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...I brought Goobers.
- Tempting, but no.
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Jesse missed his flight, he's stuck.
I had this whole romantic night planned.
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Boo-hoo.
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Kyle, it's Enigma.
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Yeah, it's sex, drugs and whatever
passes for rock 'n' roll these days.
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Why would I wanna go there?
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Okay, fine.
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Well, do you mind if
an old, married lady tags along?
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Okay, but I'm warning you,
I'm a man on a mission.
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Sex or death. So don't get in my way
and don't cramp my style.
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- You have style?
- Hey.
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- You have style?
- Hey.
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Okay. Let's go.
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- Where's the first clue?
- High school. Mr. Seligman's room.
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- Oh, right.
- Bring the Goobers, I'm driving.
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LIZ: I'm sorry.
- It's all right.
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I had a feeling he wasn't
gonna let you get off work.
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So, what are you gonna do?
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Go back to Michael's and avoid
New Year's Rockin ' Eve.
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Why don't you just go out
with Maria and Michael.
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To Enigma?
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I'm not really the party guy, Liz.
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I'm more of a...
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...one-on-one guy.
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Well, I like one-on-one...
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...but parties are very fun too.
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No, seriously. When was the last time
that you went out and had fun...
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...at a party with people
you didn't know?
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- I don't know.
- Exactly.
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Come on, there's no reason both of us
should have a crummy New Year's.
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I'd feel like a third wheel.
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You would be a guy hanging out
with his best friends on New Year's.
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And you'd be having
a really good time.
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Right?
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I need more convincing.
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- I almost believe it.
- Goodbye.
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- I have to go back downstairs.
- All right. Okay.
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But on one condition.
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Midnight comes and we're together.
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How? I'll be downstairs
and you're gonna be out...
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We find a way.
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Somehow, some way,
we make it happen.
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- Max.
- Liz.
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Okay. We'll find a way.
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Okay.
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See you at midnight.
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Bye.
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LIZ: Make a resolution
and stick it on the cactus.
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Thank you so much.
Happy New Year.
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- Watch your step.
WOMAN: Oh, thank you.
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LIZ: Don't forget to make a resolution
and stick it on the cactus.
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There we go.
Happy New Year.
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Happy New Year.
There you go. Yep.
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Make your resolution one time a year.
Happy New Year.
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Here you go.
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Hi, Liz.
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- Hi.
- Jane Covendall.
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We met a couple of months ago.
Remember the movie thing?
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Oh, yes, I do.
Hi, how are you?
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Out to pasture, but I'm doing
just fine now. How are you?
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I'm okay.
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Who's the Guy Lombardo over there?
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That's Jim Valenti and his band,
the Kit Shickers.
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- Did you just say...?
- No, no, no, it's the Kit Shickers.
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- It sounds bad, but it isn't.
- Mm-hmm.
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Well, I sure hope
those bastards can play.
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Um, hi. How about a compromise?
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I'll stay for the party, but once
we've done the whole stupid...
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...pretend-it's-midnight-at-10:30 thing,
I'm out of here. Okay?
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First of all, when you're 80
and you wanna be in bed by 11...
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...you won't think it's stupid.
Second...
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...I'm not gonna get stuck with doing
all of the cleanup myself. And third...
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...I don't want you and Max
catting around the desert.
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Catting around?
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Sweetie, your plans
for this evening are set.
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MICHAEL:
Watch it.
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MAX:
You know this is breaking and entering.
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If we get caught, we'll party in jail.
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Girl wants a party.
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This is the first clue.
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"Hut, hut." That's football, right?
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Maybe the party's on the football field.
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I don't know. That's too easy.
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So why are you really here?
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What? I'm looking for Enigma.
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Liz put you up to this? You a chaperone
for me and Maria or something?
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It's New Year's Eve,
I'm looking for a party, okay?
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Hey, I know how to party.
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MARIA:
All right.
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This is what I gather.
It's a quarterback's call.
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This is what I gather.
It's a quarterback's call.
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There's a number 7.
Dave Lambert is number 7.
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- Who's Dave Lambert?
- Star quarterback at Isabel's college.
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Anyway, so Julia says...
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- Who's Julia?
- That's Julia.
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Lambert's fraternity's having a party,
which is probably where the next clue is.
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So let's go.
Out the window, Guerin.
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Max, listen, this chaperone thing,
I know that Liz put you up to it.
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Max, listen, this chaperone thing,
I know that Liz put you up to it.
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Michael and I know
this is not a date.
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I'm not a chaperone.
I'm looking for the party.
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Right. Okay.
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- And whose car is this?
- My boss, Toby's.
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And these would be the keys.
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- What if we get caught?
- We won't.
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How many blue Vipers
are there in Roswell?
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One.
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One. And, I'm sorry, how many people
have access to this garage after hours?
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Besides your boss?
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One.
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- Yeah, we're gonna get caught.
- Maybe.
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But this thing's a chick magnet.
I've seen it work. I'll take the risk.
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Get in.
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- Hold me.
- I'm not really in a risk-taking mood.
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I hope this doesn't cramp your style.
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Yellow wasn't my first choice,
but that's cool.
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Thank you! Thank you very much!
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JANE: They're good.
- Yeah, they're good.
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- But you wish you were someplace else.
- No, I don't.
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Don't shick a shicker.
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You, you're funny.
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Boy trouble?
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Um... Well, sort of.
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My parents don't really approve
of my boyfriend.
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- I'm having the same problem.
LIZ: Really?
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You see that crotchety old couple
over there?
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My mom and dad.
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You'd think they'd leave Frank
and me be by now, but no.
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Uh, well, which one is Frank?
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JANE:
Oh, he's not here.
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New Year's means a lot to them.
Kind of a sentimental thing, you know.
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So Frank goes out with his
buddies at the VFW...
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...and I give them this one night
of the year.
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- Don't you mind being apart tonight?
- Oh, sure we do...
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...but your parents won't
always be there. And besides...
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...we have phone sex at midnight.
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[MOUTHS]
Oh.
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[KIT SHICKERS SINGING
AND PLAYING]
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[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
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Oh, no, it's an easy clue. Easy clue.
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See, the "hut, hut" part meant
the Falafel Hut.
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The 24 and the seven were on
either side of the zeroes, so here we are.
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- Nice car, huh?
GIRLS: Yeah.
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- Jerky?
GIRLS: No, thanks.
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MAN:
Hey!
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I'm gonna ask you a question
from the future.
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- Yes?
- Those your teeth lying on the ground?
239
00:16:19,864 --> 00:16:21,980
Bye-bye.
240
00:16:26,504 --> 00:16:28,335
You know, I think they liked you.
241
00:16:28,504 --> 00:16:31,257
Yeah, the way you like a monkey
in a little hat.
242
00:16:32,224 --> 00:16:34,784
I was just entertainment
till the real men showed up.
243
00:16:34,944 --> 00:16:36,502
Is this a confidence issue?
244
00:16:36,664 --> 00:16:39,576
Because women can detect
insecurity a mile away, Kyle.
245
00:16:39,744 --> 00:16:41,541
Can you detect it?
246
00:16:41,704 --> 00:16:44,582
No, I'm married.
My radar's been dismantled.
247
00:16:44,744 --> 00:16:47,656
Look, women want an alpha male.
You know?
248
00:16:47,824 --> 00:16:49,860
You gotta exude confidence.
249
00:16:50,024 --> 00:16:51,821
- Confidence?
- Yeah.
250
00:16:51,984 --> 00:16:53,383
All right.
251
00:16:54,344 --> 00:16:56,778
It can't be that hard, Kyle.
You used to date girls.
252
00:16:56,944 --> 00:16:59,174
Look, it's been a long time, all right?
253
00:16:59,344 --> 00:17:03,223
I used to be a fun guy, used to have fun.
Then the alien invasion happened...
254
00:17:03,704 --> 00:17:06,343
My social life started to suck.
255
00:17:06,624 --> 00:17:09,457
- Yeah.
KYLE: Find the next clue in there or what?
256
00:17:10,464 --> 00:17:14,503
No. I think your whole Falafel Hut
theory was a little off.
257
00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:16,661
Yeah. Come on, let's go.
258
00:17:16,824 --> 00:17:19,099
- Where we going?
- Find you a new social life.
259
00:17:19,264 --> 00:17:21,494
Drop the jerky.
260
00:17:43,624 --> 00:17:46,263
[NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
261
00:18:00,704 --> 00:18:02,581
MAN 1:
Party!
262
00:18:04,304 --> 00:18:07,102
- Dude, it's empty, bro.
- What do you mean it's empty, man?
263
00:18:07,264 --> 00:18:10,859
- We just tapped it.
- It's empty. Dude, it's empty.
264
00:18:11,024 --> 00:18:14,539
- It's the last one. It's all gone.
- Not so loud, not so loud.
265
00:18:17,904 --> 00:18:21,453
Hey, aren't you in my
astronomy class?
266
00:18:21,624 --> 00:18:24,582
- No, not really.
- I swear I've seen you before.
267
00:18:25,864 --> 00:18:29,823
Are you with anyone tonight?
It is New Year's.
268
00:18:29,984 --> 00:18:32,339
Yeah. My girlfriend's meeting me later.
269
00:18:32,504 --> 00:18:32,704
That's too bad.
270
00:18:32,704 --> 00:18:34,376
That's too bad.
271
00:18:34,544 --> 00:18:36,899
Hey, we're running out of beer.
272
00:18:37,064 --> 00:18:40,943
Could you be a dear and start
a collection for a new keg?
273
00:18:42,504 --> 00:18:46,133
Why don't I check and see if the keg
is really empty first.
274
00:18:56,624 --> 00:18:58,182
You're out of beer?
275
00:18:58,344 --> 00:19:00,175
Hey, maybe I can help.
276
00:19:00,704 --> 00:19:02,422
What are you, a townie?
277
00:19:02,584 --> 00:19:06,657
- I have a way with these things.
- Be my guest. Please.
278
00:19:06,824 --> 00:19:09,702
Sometimes it's this thing up here.
279
00:19:09,864 --> 00:19:11,934
MAN 1: What?
MAX: Gotta make sure it's...
280
00:19:13,184 --> 00:19:15,061
I don't know. Give it a shot.
281
00:19:15,984 --> 00:19:17,542
Oh, man!
282
00:19:17,704 --> 00:19:19,774
MAN 1: There was nothing in there!
- Apparently not.
283
00:19:19,984 --> 00:19:21,781
Dude, it's on! Party!
284
00:19:21,984 --> 00:19:24,703
[YELLING]
285
00:19:31,024 --> 00:19:32,616
MAN 4: Your Highness.
- Get out of here.
286
00:19:32,784 --> 00:19:34,137
MAN 4:
Yes, sir.
287
00:19:34,304 --> 00:19:37,819
Dave, hey. How are you?
DAVE: Good, how are you?
288
00:19:37,984 --> 00:19:40,134
MARIA:
Good. Listen, I'm looking for a party.
289
00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:41,942
There's a party right here, baby.
290
00:19:42,144 --> 00:19:45,022
Do you guys know any clues
for Enigma? Hey.
291
00:19:45,864 --> 00:19:47,297
Oh.
292
00:19:48,344 --> 00:19:50,255
Where's the keg?
293
00:19:52,664 --> 00:19:56,054
- Okay, this is so not the right place.
MEN: Townie! Townie! Townie!
294
00:19:56,224 --> 00:19:58,738
Townie! Townie! Townie!
295
00:19:58,904 --> 00:20:00,576
Townie! Townie!
296
00:20:01,344 --> 00:20:03,539
[CHEERING]
297
00:20:05,224 --> 00:20:07,055
WOMAN:
Excuse me.
298
00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:11,858
Max.
299
00:20:12,064 --> 00:20:15,056
Max, we're in the wrong place.
I've talked to everyone.
300
00:20:15,224 --> 00:20:18,500
I've flirted with half a dozen bozos.
No one's heard of Enigma.
301
00:20:18,664 --> 00:20:21,303
I even let Dave Lambert touch my ass.
302
00:20:21,464 --> 00:20:24,058
- Did Michael see that?
- The chaperone speaks.
303
00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:27,296
I don't know. And it doesn't matter,
because we're not together.
304
00:20:27,464 --> 00:20:29,375
Where is Michael?
305
00:20:44,864 --> 00:20:47,173
- Hey.
- Look at me.
306
00:20:47,344 --> 00:20:49,335
Sorry, I only have eyes for Maria.
307
00:20:49,504 --> 00:20:52,143
But she's handing her butt out
to strangers. What's that?
308
00:20:52,304 --> 00:20:54,022
Michael, what are you doing?
309
00:20:54,224 --> 00:20:57,022
The one and only time I got drunk,
my powers went crazy.
310
00:20:57,344 --> 00:21:00,302
I'm fine. I got no...
311
00:21:00,464 --> 00:21:03,820
...power problems whatsoever.
- All right. I want you to stand up.
312
00:21:03,984 --> 00:21:05,497
- Come on, we're going.
- Ow!
313
00:21:05,664 --> 00:21:08,701
- What's the matter?
- That's a killer grip, man.
314
00:21:08,984 --> 00:21:10,258
It's loud in here now.
315
00:21:10,664 --> 00:21:13,701
- Yeah. Can you walk?
- It's bright. It's really bright.
316
00:21:14,464 --> 00:21:15,943
Bright. Max, what's on me?
317
00:21:16,224 --> 00:21:17,737
- What's on my back?
- Your shirt.
318
00:21:17,904 --> 00:21:20,099
No, no, Max. I got some...
Max, I'm on fire.
319
00:21:20,424 --> 00:21:24,019
I'm on fire! Max, I'm on fire!
I'm on fire! I'm on fire!
320
00:21:24,184 --> 00:21:27,494
- Michael, let's go!
MICHAEL: Max, I'm on fire! I'm on fire!
321
00:21:27,664 --> 00:21:29,973
I'm on fire! I'm on fire, put it out!
322
00:21:30,304 --> 00:21:32,693
Put it out, I'm on fire!
323
00:21:36,784 --> 00:21:38,456
He's drunk?
324
00:21:38,624 --> 00:21:39,898
- Too loud.
- Yeah.
325
00:21:40,064 --> 00:21:42,897
So New Year's isn't being ruined
by some life-threatening...
326
00:21:43,064 --> 00:21:45,942
...hot-flash alien disease,
it's because Michael's drunk?
327
00:21:46,104 --> 00:21:49,335
I think the alcohol affected his senses.
Some sort of sensory overload.
328
00:21:49,504 --> 00:21:52,735
- Everything's too bright, too loud.
- The search for Enigma's over.
329
00:21:52,904 --> 00:21:54,417
No, it's still early.
330
00:21:54,584 --> 00:21:56,734
- He could just...
MICHAEL: What's that stench?
331
00:21:56,904 --> 00:21:59,134
- Is that you?
- I don't have a stench.
332
00:21:59,304 --> 00:22:00,703
Might be your perfume.
333
00:22:00,864 --> 00:22:02,422
It smells like road kill.
334
00:22:02,584 --> 00:22:04,540
It's 50 bucks an ounce, man.
335
00:22:04,704 --> 00:22:08,060
- That stuff stinks.
- You know, you're an ass, man.
336
00:22:09,344 --> 00:22:11,141
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
337
00:22:11,304 --> 00:22:13,181
MAX:
Quick, get him in the car. Come on.
338
00:22:13,344 --> 00:22:17,462
All right, here we go, ladies and
gentlemen. And the first ball out is...
339
00:22:17,624 --> 00:22:21,742
...spaceship 17. Mark that one if
you've got it. Spaceship 17.
340
00:22:21,904 --> 00:22:25,135
Spaceship one-seven.
341
00:22:25,304 --> 00:22:29,183
- She seems to be having a good time.
- Yep. Go figure.
342
00:22:29,344 --> 00:22:33,576
An hour ago, you would've thought she'd
been sentenced to work here tonight.
343
00:22:36,424 --> 00:22:39,461
- Jim, can I ask you something?
- Sure.
344
00:22:39,624 --> 00:22:42,013
What do you think about Max Evans?
345
00:22:43,424 --> 00:22:45,062
Honestly?
346
00:22:46,504 --> 00:22:50,053
I think a great deal of him.
I think he's a very special kid.
347
00:22:51,464 --> 00:22:53,614
I used to think so too.
348
00:22:53,784 --> 00:22:56,856
He always seemed like a responsible,
straight-ahead kid.
349
00:22:57,384 --> 00:22:59,215
But then...
350
00:22:59,824 --> 00:23:01,940
Listen, this is a tough age.
351
00:23:02,104 --> 00:23:04,618
I mean, take it from a father
of a teenage boy.
352
00:23:04,784 --> 00:23:06,661
They up and do things that...
353
00:23:10,184 --> 00:23:11,981
Jeff, l...
354
00:23:12,144 --> 00:23:15,375
I can't honestly sit here and give you
the boys'Il-be-boys routine.
355
00:23:15,544 --> 00:23:17,978
Max screwed up bigtime.
356
00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:22,420
He put your daughter in danger,
there's no excuse for that.
357
00:23:22,584 --> 00:23:25,735
But since you seem to be
asking my opinion...
358
00:23:29,464 --> 00:23:32,464
...I think Max is a good kid
who made a big mistake.
359
00:23:33,424 --> 00:23:36,416
And I truly believe
that he's learned from it.
360
00:23:39,704 --> 00:23:42,821
And I think he really does
love your daughter.
361
00:23:42,984 --> 00:23:45,134
And deserves a second chance.
362
00:23:45,304 --> 00:23:47,022
JANE:
Bingo!
363
00:23:47,184 --> 00:23:50,017
Bingo!
364
00:23:59,584 --> 00:24:01,063
- Night from hell.
LIZ: What's up?
365
00:24:01,224 --> 00:24:04,022
Michael's up, very up. Come here.
366
00:24:07,384 --> 00:24:08,942
LIZ: Oh, my God.
- Shh, shh, shh.
367
00:24:10,744 --> 00:24:14,942
All his senses are super,
super-heightened, so...
368
00:24:16,544 --> 00:24:19,661
If the lights are too bright
or he hears anything really loud...
369
00:24:19,824 --> 00:24:21,621
...it really, really hurts.
370
00:24:21,784 --> 00:24:23,900
Like your whispering
is doing right now.
371
00:24:24,984 --> 00:24:27,100
This is a college.
This is a college party.
372
00:24:27,264 --> 00:24:28,822
At a frat house. Why am I here?
373
00:24:28,984 --> 00:24:31,942
Because you need to set your sights
higher than high school.
374
00:24:32,104 --> 00:24:34,823
- But I am in high school.
- Yes, but they don't know that.
375
00:24:34,984 --> 00:24:36,940
- That's true.
- Yeah, okay. So pick one.
376
00:24:37,104 --> 00:24:38,662
How about her? How about her?
377
00:24:38,824 --> 00:24:40,894
Okay, that's Sally Reynolds.
378
00:24:41,064 --> 00:24:43,100
She's in my philosophy class.
Not your type.
379
00:24:43,264 --> 00:24:44,743
Never get your sense of humor.
380
00:24:44,904 --> 00:24:46,860
How about those two brunettes
over there?
381
00:24:47,024 --> 00:24:49,254
Okay, that one right there
is Kim Langstrom.
382
00:24:49,424 --> 00:24:52,302
She's very nice, but she's got a laugh
like breaking glass.
383
00:24:52,464 --> 00:24:54,773
The other one, Bernadette Tahoe...
Hey.
384
00:24:54,944 --> 00:24:57,219
Yeah, she's dumb as a post
and only likes girls.
385
00:24:57,384 --> 00:24:59,420
Well, there's gotta be someone.
386
00:24:59,584 --> 00:25:01,734
Oh, oh! You see that girl
talking to the jock...
387
00:25:01,904 --> 00:25:05,294
...who knows that everything he's
saying is total crap? That's Bitsy.
388
00:25:05,464 --> 00:25:07,739
KYLE: Bitsy?
ISABEL: I know, she's got a stupid name.
389
00:25:07,904 --> 00:25:09,974
Trust me, Kyle,
she is the girl of your dreams.
390
00:25:10,184 --> 00:25:11,936
[KIM LAUGHING]
391
00:25:12,104 --> 00:25:15,062
Yeah, breaking glass.
Okay, let's go meet her.
392
00:25:15,224 --> 00:25:18,296
Just be quiet. Bitsy, I want you
to meet a friend of mine, Kyle.
393
00:25:18,464 --> 00:25:20,455
KYLE: Hi.
- Hi, nice to meet you.
394
00:25:20,664 --> 00:25:23,019
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
395
00:25:37,144 --> 00:25:38,543
How's that?
396
00:25:43,624 --> 00:25:44,898
Is he gonna live?
397
00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:47,933
Yeah, I think he's past the rough stuff.
398
00:25:49,384 --> 00:25:51,534
We should leave him be
for a few minutes.
399
00:25:55,384 --> 00:25:57,739
Will anyone notice
if I duck into the bathroom?
400
00:25:57,904 --> 00:26:00,657
Go for it. My dad's still calling bingo.
401
00:26:00,984 --> 00:26:03,623
For the big money.
Coming down.
402
00:26:03,824 --> 00:26:05,257
Coming down. And it is...
403
00:26:05,424 --> 00:26:07,494
- What a great New Year's Eve.
- I know.
404
00:26:07,664 --> 00:26:09,939
- Did you have any luck finding Enigma?
- No.
405
00:26:10,104 --> 00:26:13,460
- You still have plenty of time.
- What's the point? My evening's set.
406
00:26:13,624 --> 00:26:16,696
I mean, I'm just gonna be stuck here
babysitting a drunken alien.
407
00:26:16,864 --> 00:26:19,139
- He didn't mean to ruin everything.
- I know.
408
00:26:24,264 --> 00:26:27,495
But anyway, it's my fault
for inviting him, but it's like...
409
00:26:27,664 --> 00:26:31,577
...we keep doing this dance. We're
dating, we're together, then we're not...
410
00:26:31,744 --> 00:26:34,383
...but we're still together.
Nothing ever changes.
411
00:26:34,544 --> 00:26:36,853
JEFF:
Where's that darn band?
412
00:26:37,224 --> 00:26:40,261
Maybe you don't really want
anything to change.
413
00:26:40,424 --> 00:26:44,736
Maybe. Or maybe neither of us is strong
or crazy enough to break the cycle.
414
00:26:45,384 --> 00:26:47,579
JEFF:
Play another song, will you?
415
00:26:48,664 --> 00:26:50,097
Meteor 26.
416
00:26:50,264 --> 00:26:53,097
MARIA: Is my life really gonna be
like this from now on?
417
00:26:53,264 --> 00:26:56,939
No matter what I do or say,
I just get roped back into an alien crisis?
418
00:26:57,104 --> 00:27:00,335
I can't even get one night off
to find a stupid party.
419
00:27:01,704 --> 00:27:05,174
And then the quarterback said,
"Throw me the chicken" and I did.
420
00:27:05,344 --> 00:27:06,618
[LAUGHS]
421
00:27:06,784 --> 00:27:09,298
He's hilarious.
I told you he's hilarious.
422
00:27:09,464 --> 00:27:12,183
But really, Kyle's changed since then.
He's a Buddhist now.
423
00:27:12,344 --> 00:27:14,414
It's really inspirational.
424
00:27:14,584 --> 00:27:17,303
- Wanna talk religion?
- Tell me you're not just some guy...
425
00:27:17,464 --> 00:27:20,422
...with a Buddha statue who prays
to get laid on Friday night.
426
00:27:20,624 --> 00:27:23,377
No, I do have a statue, I do.
427
00:27:23,544 --> 00:27:26,695
And I do pray on Friday nights
sometimes, yes.
428
00:27:26,864 --> 00:27:28,980
- And you're honest.
- I try.
429
00:27:29,144 --> 00:27:31,021
You succeed.
430
00:27:31,944 --> 00:27:33,263
Is that good?
431
00:27:33,424 --> 00:27:35,699
- Very.
- Okay, I'm gonna go get some drinks.
432
00:27:35,864 --> 00:27:37,616
- You guys want anything?
BITS Y: I'm okay.
433
00:27:37,784 --> 00:27:39,297
- Me too.
- Okay, be back whenever.
434
00:27:39,464 --> 00:27:43,662
Hey, wait, wait, wait.
I just wanna say thanks for, you know.
435
00:27:43,864 --> 00:27:45,980
My pleasure.
436
00:28:01,704 --> 00:28:02,978
BITS Y:
Isabel's nice.
437
00:28:03,144 --> 00:28:05,612
Yeah. Yeah, she is. She is.
438
00:28:12,584 --> 00:28:14,654
- Gonna head to the school for a second.
LIZ: Why?
439
00:28:14,824 --> 00:28:17,054
MAX: Something about that clue
keeps bugging me.
440
00:28:17,224 --> 00:28:19,784
- Max, would you drop the act already.
- It's not an act.
441
00:28:19,944 --> 00:28:22,856
JEFF: Liz, it's almost 10:30.
- Sorry... Sorry, Dad.
442
00:28:23,024 --> 00:28:25,264
- I'll be right there.
JEFF: Hey, Max?
443
00:28:25,264 --> 00:28:25,582
- I'll be right there.
JEFF: Hey, Max?
444
00:28:25,944 --> 00:28:28,094
- Yeah?
- Where you going?
445
00:28:33,144 --> 00:28:35,783
What kind of boyfriend isn't with
his girl at midnight?
446
00:28:35,944 --> 00:28:37,696
Don't you have any class?
447
00:28:41,184 --> 00:28:43,061
Tick-tock.
448
00:29:05,224 --> 00:29:07,784
VALENTl:
And here we go. 10!
449
00:29:07,984 --> 00:29:11,943
ALL:
Nine! Eight! Seven! Six!
450
00:29:12,144 --> 00:29:17,218
Five! Four! Three! Two! One!
451
00:29:17,704 --> 00:29:20,696
Happy New Year!
452
00:29:20,864 --> 00:29:23,253
[CHEERING]
453
00:29:31,224 --> 00:29:34,614
[SINGING "AULD LANG S YNE"]
454
00:30:12,304 --> 00:30:14,693
Come on, Max.
Let's get a move on.
455
00:30:14,864 --> 00:30:18,857
I gotta make a phone call
at midnight and I ain't gonna be late.
456
00:30:19,024 --> 00:30:20,821
Yes, ma'am.
457
00:30:21,784 --> 00:30:23,775
Maria, come on,
you don't have to do that.
458
00:30:23,944 --> 00:30:27,095
What's the point?
I'm stuck here anyway, so...
459
00:30:27,264 --> 00:30:28,936
Hey, Maria?
460
00:30:29,104 --> 00:30:31,220
What are you doing up?
You shouldn't be up.
461
00:30:31,784 --> 00:30:33,934
Can I talk to you in the back
for a minute?
462
00:30:41,704 --> 00:30:43,103
JEFF: Lizzie.
LIZ: Hmm?
463
00:30:43,264 --> 00:30:45,698
That's good enough, I can finish up.
464
00:30:45,864 --> 00:30:48,059
What are you talking about?
The place is a mess.
465
00:30:48,224 --> 00:30:50,374
No, it's okay. I can take care of it.
466
00:30:50,544 --> 00:30:52,535
Why don't you...
467
00:30:54,504 --> 00:30:57,860
Why don't you two go out
and have a real New Year's.
468
00:30:58,024 --> 00:30:59,821
Dad.
469
00:31:02,384 --> 00:31:05,694
Well, I put a resolution
on the cactus and it said:
470
00:31:05,864 --> 00:31:08,253
"Give second chances."
471
00:31:17,344 --> 00:31:18,777
MICHAEL:
I'm fine, all right?
472
00:31:18,944 --> 00:31:21,856
I want you to get back out there
and find Enigma.
473
00:31:22,024 --> 00:31:24,333
You're being way too self-sacrificing.
474
00:31:24,704 --> 00:31:27,855
I want you to have a night off
from all this alien crap.
475
00:31:28,064 --> 00:31:31,374
You know, we keep doing
this dance and...
476
00:31:31,544 --> 00:31:35,014
You heard me...? You heard me and Liz
from all the way up there?
477
00:31:35,184 --> 00:31:36,776
Maria, you were right.
478
00:31:36,944 --> 00:31:38,821
Someone's gotta break the cycle.
479
00:31:38,984 --> 00:31:41,020
We're not together, that's fine.
480
00:31:41,504 --> 00:31:43,859
We're still friends,
we can go our separate ways...
481
00:31:44,024 --> 00:31:46,015
...to have a good time
on New Year's Eve.
482
00:31:47,944 --> 00:31:50,538
I want you to go out there
and find Enigma.
483
00:31:59,624 --> 00:32:01,421
LIZ:
You see, the thing is, I...
484
00:32:01,584 --> 00:32:04,815
I also put a resolution on the cactus:
485
00:32:04,984 --> 00:32:07,498
"Remember that your parents
won't always be there."
486
00:32:07,664 --> 00:32:09,336
So you wanna stay.
487
00:32:09,504 --> 00:32:13,019
Well, yeah, it's Crash on New Year's.
It's, like, this...
488
00:32:13,184 --> 00:32:15,379
This family tradition.
489
00:32:15,544 --> 00:32:18,502
I think my dad deserves
one night a year.
490
00:32:18,664 --> 00:32:21,462
I'm sorry, I know we promised
we'd be together at midnight.
491
00:32:21,784 --> 00:32:24,423
We were. Crashdown midnight.
492
00:32:25,104 --> 00:32:27,095
Yeah, I guess that counts.
493
00:32:28,944 --> 00:32:31,299
Listen, I'll stay too.
494
00:32:31,464 --> 00:32:34,024
You know, help you clean up.
495
00:32:34,744 --> 00:32:38,020
You... You really wanna go
to Enigma, don't you?
496
00:32:38,184 --> 00:32:39,697
Well...
497
00:32:39,864 --> 00:32:41,536
Oh, my God, look at you.
498
00:32:41,704 --> 00:32:44,264
Yeah, I just don't wanna go
by myself.
499
00:32:45,824 --> 00:32:47,496
Who still wants to find a party?
500
00:32:47,664 --> 00:32:50,053
Oh, I think that might be
this guy right here.
501
00:32:50,224 --> 00:32:54,263
Max, the chaperone thing, really, it's old
and completely unnecessary right now.
502
00:32:54,424 --> 00:32:58,099
All right, that's it.
I'm going to that party.
503
00:32:58,264 --> 00:32:59,902
- Wish me luck.
- Good luck.
504
00:33:00,064 --> 00:33:02,294
Let's go. Party train is leaving.
505
00:33:02,464 --> 00:33:04,022
- Is he serious?
LIZ: Very.
506
00:33:06,224 --> 00:33:07,782
Wait, what happened with Michael?
507
00:33:07,944 --> 00:33:10,742
Oh, he gave me the night off.
508
00:33:10,904 --> 00:33:12,815
- Good for you. Is he okay?
- Yeah, he's fine.
509
00:33:12,984 --> 00:33:14,258
[HORN HONKS]
510
00:33:14,424 --> 00:33:16,892
I can't believe I'm going to Enigma.
You don't mind?
511
00:33:17,064 --> 00:33:19,498
Rent my boyfriend for the evening?
Go ahead.
512
00:33:19,664 --> 00:33:21,734
- Bye.
- Thanks, bye.
513
00:33:30,504 --> 00:33:32,256
Are you sure you're not disappointed?
514
00:33:32,424 --> 00:33:34,938
What are you talking about?
I got the girl's number.
515
00:33:35,104 --> 00:33:38,380
Yeah, but you wanted to get laid.
516
00:33:38,544 --> 00:33:42,503
Look, I got a college girl's phone number.
I'm way ahead of the game.
517
00:33:42,904 --> 00:33:44,815
And you gotta know when
to hold them.
518
00:33:44,984 --> 00:33:47,737
- When to fold them.
- Know when to walk away.
519
00:33:47,904 --> 00:33:50,293
[SINGING KENNY ROGERS'
"THE GAMBLER"]
520
00:33:51,864 --> 00:33:55,061
Hey. Thanks, I had a really good time.
521
00:33:55,224 --> 00:33:58,534
Yeah, me too. But, you know,
the night is not over yet.
522
00:33:58,704 --> 00:34:00,103
- It's not?
- No.
523
00:34:00,264 --> 00:34:02,494
It's over an hour till midnight.
524
00:34:02,664 --> 00:34:04,894
Okay, well, then what
do you wanna do?
525
00:34:05,064 --> 00:34:06,497
How much do you love me?
526
00:34:26,184 --> 00:34:27,742
Oh, oh, oh!
527
00:34:27,904 --> 00:34:31,135
- Rudolph 's Shiny New Year?
- Please?
528
00:34:32,584 --> 00:34:37,339
- The sacrifices I make for my friends.
- Thank you. The best.
529
00:34:41,104 --> 00:34:43,618
Don't be a complete idiot.
530
00:34:45,264 --> 00:34:49,735
All we know for sure is seven does not
stand for Dave Lambert's jersey number.
531
00:34:49,904 --> 00:34:54,102
Zero, 24, seven, zero.
532
00:34:55,024 --> 00:34:56,537
What if it's a math puzzle?
533
00:34:56,704 --> 00:35:01,175
I mean, if we assume that the zeroes
are placeholders for integers that...
534
00:35:01,504 --> 00:35:03,301
Oh!
535
00:35:03,504 --> 00:35:07,577
Twenty-four, seven.
It's so simple, it's painful.
536
00:35:27,544 --> 00:35:29,500
This feels like the right place.
537
00:35:29,664 --> 00:35:31,461
Hey, have you found any clues?
538
00:35:31,624 --> 00:35:33,296
No, not yet.
539
00:35:33,464 --> 00:35:35,694
Hey, is that Max Evans?
540
00:35:35,864 --> 00:35:37,377
Yeah.
541
00:35:37,864 --> 00:35:39,661
- Daryl, right?
- Yeah.
542
00:35:39,824 --> 00:35:41,303
So, what are you doing, man?
543
00:35:41,464 --> 00:35:43,739
- What do you mean?
- I mean, out.
544
00:35:43,904 --> 00:35:46,099
At night. On New Year's Eve.
545
00:35:46,304 --> 00:35:48,215
I'm looking for a party.
546
00:35:48,784 --> 00:35:50,536
Right.
547
00:35:51,864 --> 00:35:53,377
MARIA:
Max! Psst!
548
00:35:59,304 --> 00:36:01,659
I found a clue,
but I don't know what it means.
549
00:36:01,824 --> 00:36:03,894
- Where?
MARIA: It's right behind me.
550
00:36:08,944 --> 00:36:11,663
- The flier?
- It's not a real flier.
551
00:36:11,824 --> 00:36:15,134
- One of the specials must be a clue.
- There's no Blue Moon quesadilla.
552
00:36:15,304 --> 00:36:17,898
- But what does that mean?
MAX: Blue Moon quesadilla?
553
00:36:18,704 --> 00:36:21,264
Blue Moon. Blue...
554
00:36:22,184 --> 00:36:24,414
- Blue Moon Canyon.
- That's it!
555
00:36:25,664 --> 00:36:30,897
Okay. Let's walk back to the car nice
and easy like we haven't found a thing.
556
00:36:46,304 --> 00:36:48,295
Michael. Michael? Michael?
557
00:36:48,464 --> 00:36:51,615
- Are you...? Are you okay?
- Fell off the couch.
558
00:36:51,784 --> 00:36:54,503
- Keep your voice down.
- You told Maria that you were okay.
559
00:36:54,664 --> 00:36:56,222
I lied. Easy.
560
00:36:56,384 --> 00:36:58,773
My whole body is like one big bruise.
561
00:36:58,944 --> 00:37:01,742
- What the hell?
- Dad, can you help us?
562
00:37:01,904 --> 00:37:04,372
JEFF: What happened?
- He just drank too much.
563
00:37:04,544 --> 00:37:06,899
- Let's get him upstairs.
- Just put him in my bed...
564
00:37:07,064 --> 00:37:09,862
...and I'll sleep down here.
- My head.
565
00:37:10,544 --> 00:37:12,899
You should've seen him there,
all brave and noble.
566
00:37:13,064 --> 00:37:15,453
Enough to make you fall in love
with him all over again.
567
00:37:15,624 --> 00:37:18,184
Yeah, well, I have to live with him,
that's enough.
568
00:37:18,344 --> 00:37:20,653
- Are you sure we're on Juarez Road?
- Positive.
569
00:37:20,824 --> 00:37:24,055
- Where's the turnoff to the canyon?
- Another three or four miles.
570
00:37:31,864 --> 00:37:33,741
- Isabel.
- Hmm?
571
00:37:34,944 --> 00:37:37,333
- It's five seconds till midnight.
- Hmm.
572
00:37:37,984 --> 00:37:40,054
Happy New Year.
573
00:37:47,864 --> 00:37:49,980
Happy New Year, Isabel.
574
00:37:56,224 --> 00:37:57,896
LIZ:
Wait, wait.
575
00:38:02,984 --> 00:38:04,383
MAX:
So are you ready?
576
00:38:04,544 --> 00:38:06,739
MARIA: I've been thinking about this
my whole life.
577
00:38:06,904 --> 00:38:09,134
I am so ready.
578
00:38:59,424 --> 00:39:02,143
MICHAEL: You won't tell Maria?
- What, that you slept in my bed?
579
00:39:02,304 --> 00:39:04,579
No. As long as you promise
not to tell Max.
580
00:39:04,744 --> 00:39:06,416
Deal.
581
00:39:08,024 --> 00:39:09,776
- Hi.
LIZ: Hey.
582
00:39:09,944 --> 00:39:11,424
Jesse. Hey, how was Houston?
583
00:39:11,424 --> 00:39:12,015
Jesse. Hey, how was Houston?
584
00:39:12,184 --> 00:39:14,982
Cold and uncomfortable.
Spent the night in the airport.
585
00:39:15,144 --> 00:39:17,214
LIZ: What? You're kidding.
- Yeah, I wish I was.
586
00:39:17,384 --> 00:39:21,138
New Year's Eve all alone and then
I come home to find my wife asleep...
587
00:39:21,304 --> 00:39:23,420
...with another man.
- What?
588
00:39:23,584 --> 00:39:27,702
Morality has no place on New Year's Eve.
I saw an opportunity and I took it.
589
00:39:27,864 --> 00:39:29,616
The lesson is, never leave me alone.
590
00:39:29,784 --> 00:39:32,139
- Ever.
- Lesson learned.
591
00:39:32,304 --> 00:39:35,455
So I assume nobody found
that Enigma thing, right?
592
00:39:35,624 --> 00:39:37,979
I wouldn't be too sure of that.
593
00:39:38,144 --> 00:39:41,136
[SINGING P.O.D.'S "ALIVE"]
594
00:39:42,984 --> 00:39:44,975
- How does it go?
KYLE: I don't believe it.
595
00:39:45,144 --> 00:39:47,499
Oh, yes, we found it, closed it, did it.
596
00:39:47,664 --> 00:39:49,382
- Unbelievable.
- Tell us everything.
597
00:39:49,544 --> 00:39:53,139
Okay, well, first we go all the way back
to the classroom for clues.
598
00:39:53,304 --> 00:39:55,135
KYLE: The Falafel Hut, right?
- The what?
599
00:39:55,304 --> 00:39:58,580
- Let her tell the story.
- Thank you, Michael. As I was saying...
600
00:39:58,984 --> 00:40:01,623
- Hi.
- The kitchen is open.
601
00:40:01,784 --> 00:40:03,058
- Orders?
LIZ: Oatmeal.
602
00:40:03,224 --> 00:40:05,180
MAX: Egg in a hole.
KYLE: Crash Site burrito.
603
00:40:05,344 --> 00:40:09,098
LIZ: Oatmeal, please.
KYLE: I want a Crash Site burrito.
604
00:40:09,784 --> 00:40:12,378
MICHAEL:
French toast with a side of bacon...
605
00:40:51,224 --> 00:40:53,215
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