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Whoa, easy there, girl.
Save some for the rest of us.
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I think Taco Jason's
is under new management.
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There's something different
about their tacos.
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I think they're skimping
on the mayonnaise. Here, try it.
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Oh, wait. I know what it is.
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It's not fake cheese anymore.
I liked the fake cheese.
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It made the fake beef
taste like real beef.
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[CHUCKLES]
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?
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What do you mean you got your
driver's license?!
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Well, you guys weren't around,
so I asked Sue to take me.
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- I passed!
- Yeah, we saw that.
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Brick, that is not okay!
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If your parents say no to something,
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that doesn't mean you go get
your sister to do it!
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I really thought you'd be fine with this.
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I mean, didn't I prove my trustworthiness
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when I stole back our car
from the Glossners?
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I'm sorry, but there are steps
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to getting your driver's license.
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We gotta put you on our insurance,
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make sure the car is tuned up,
alert the neighbors...
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What did you think
you were gonna do, Brick,
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secretly drive around
for the next 75 years
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without us noticing?
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Sorry, pal. You're grounded.
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Two weeks.
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That means no library,
no seeing Cindy after school,
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no... I don't know what else you do.
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Oh, well. At least it gets me
out of prom this weekend.
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Wait, what? Prom?
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I thought that was just
for juniors and seniors.
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No, 'cause of budget cuts,
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there's only one dance a year
now, so everybody gets to go.
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Well, you have to go to prom.
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I don't care about prom.
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Well, you should.
It's a major life event.
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You don't want to miss that.
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I mean, prom at the same time
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you actually have a girlfriend?
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What are the odds of that
ever happening again?
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- But I'm punished.
- Well, now you're unpunished.
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He has to go to prom, Mike.
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You're sending very conflicting messages.
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What's not to get?
You're grounded until Saturday
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and then you will go to prom, mister.
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?
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I smell like unlimited baked beans
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and my feet are killing me.
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Rough day at the Cattle Prod?
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They had a special... four steaks for $8.
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I had a party of eight people,
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so I ended up carrying a tray
with 32 steaks on it.
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Well, 29 after I slipped on
that puddle of Thousand Island.
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Well, allow me to be
the first to welcome you
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to the world of poorness
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and its never-ending string
of crappy jobs.
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It's just having a job makes you so busy.
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I can't do anything I want to do anymore,
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like gold-dust facials,
or closing my eyes
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and ordering things off Amazon
just to see what I get.
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I mean, I didn't even take Sue
out for her 21st birthday.
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Oh, don't sweat that.
I didn't take her out either.
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[LAUGHS]
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But you still got her something, right?
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No.
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Axl, she's your sister.
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You have to do something.
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It doesn't have to be big, it
just has to come from the heart.
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?
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So... what's the plan for tomorrow?
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What do you mean?
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For prom! How are you gonna ask Cindy?
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Oh. I was gonna say, "Cindy,
do you want to go to prom?"
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[SIGHS] Wrong.
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Look, I'm on Facebook all day at work
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so I can see what everybody
else's kids are doing.
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You can't just ask her,
you gotta do a promposal.
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You know, normally I enjoy
a good portmanteau,
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but I gotta say, that one
just feels a little forced.
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No, it's fun! You gotta be creative,
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like filling Cindy's locker
with something.
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Shrimp?
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I was thinking more like roses.
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Oh, I saw this one where
this guy got all his friends
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to lie down on an empty football field
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and they spelled out "prom"
with their bodies,
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and they video'd the whole thing
with a drone
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and then they showed it on
the scoreboard at halftime.
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I wish I could've just been punished.
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[SIGHS]
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FRANKIE: Lexie's little talk
got through to Axl
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in a way that, funny enough,
mine never do.
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And he decided he should do
something nice for Sue.
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Hey, just so you know,
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it's not like I completely
forgot your birthday.
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I got you a present.
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You did?!
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Oh... yeah.
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Well, I don't have it now.
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So I'll give it to you
next time I see you.
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[GASPS] Well, happy birthday
to me two months ago.
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[SQUEALS]
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What are you doing?
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Oh, this? Well, you told me
I have to do a promposal,
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so I'm going as Bernie the Bookmark.
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I'm gonna wait till lunch
so there's a big crowd,
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then I'm gonna ask Cindy to
"save a place" for me at prom.
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It'll be a new "chapter"
in our relationship.
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Pretty good, huh?
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Brick, a promposal has to be elegant.
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Something the girl will remember
for the rest of her life.
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[MARCHING BAND DRUMS PLAYING STEADY BEAT]
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?
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[DRUM ROLL]
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[THWACK!]
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[THWACK!]
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[THWACK!]
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[THWACK! THWACK!]
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?
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?
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Cynthia Violet Hornberger,
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would you do me the honor
of accompanying me to prom?
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?
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No.
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ALL: Aww.
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[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
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- Whoa!
- Dad, you went too far!
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I know, I know. It's... rrgh!
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I'm not used to this stupid
remote your mom got.
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The buttons are tiny
and there's too many of 'em.
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- Oh, Axl! Hi!
- [DOOR CLOSES]
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I came home after my class,
so now you've seen me...
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Yeah.
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You said you were
gonna give me my present
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the next time you see me,
and as you can see, here I am.
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Oh, right.
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Right. Well, it's not
really so much a thing
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as it is more of an experience.
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[GASPS] An experience!
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But it's pretty involved, so I'm
still working out the details.
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[GASPS] Details!
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[SQUEALS]
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?
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[DOOR OPENS]
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?
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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?
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?
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Sooo? How'd we do?
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Not good. She said "no."
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[GULPS]
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What?
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I don't understand,
it was such a good idea.
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Was it, Mom? Was it?
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I mean, is she going with somebody else?
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Did she say why? I don't get it.
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You look so good in that tux.
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You can't even tell a dead guy
was almost buried in it.
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I was going to ask for an explanation,
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but after I gave the drummers
and the flag girls
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their 10 bucks, Cindy was gone.
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It's fine, I didn't really want
to go to prom anyway.
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Ah, dames.
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I'm over 'em.
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No, Brick, you can't give up.
You gotta try.
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Remember that one time in gym class
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you didn't want to climb
the rope and I made you do it?
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What happened?
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My hands slipped and I burned
my privates on the way down.
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But you got to stay in bed
for a week and read.
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That was a good week.
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See? Moms know stuff.
Now go get your girl.
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?
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?
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[WHISPERING] Axl.
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Hi, Axl. Axl.
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- Axl.
- [SNORTS]
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[NORMAL VOICE] Hi. Good morning.
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Okay, so I'm super excited
about my birthday experience,
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but I have a few questions...
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What do I need to wear?
Are there water elements?
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Do I need to wear a bathing suit
under my clothes?
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Are there fluffy animals to pet?
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Also, do I need to bring my chigger spray
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in case we're gonna
roll through the grass?
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Uh... there's still
a few things to sort out.
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I'm gonna make a few phone calls.
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But it's definitely happening
this Saturday.
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[GASPS] Saturday is great.
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What time? 9:00? 10:00? 11:00? 12:00?
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1:00?
- Stop!
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It's at 1:00? I love 1:00.
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Okay, I don't really think
I should say much more
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'cause I don't want to spoil it.
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That is a great idea.
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I can't believe I have to wait
till Saturday.
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But it's okay. The longer things
take, the better they are!
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[SQUEAKS]
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[EXHALES DEEPLY]
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?
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Okay, what's the current status of prom?
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Because if Cindy doesn't want to go,
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my hairdresser has a niece who will.
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She's slightly odd,
she got kicked by a donkey.
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But it won't affect her dancing.
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Actually, it's hard
to get her to stop dancing.
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No need.
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After much negotiation, Cindy
has agreed to go with me.
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Really? That's great!
What made her change her mind?
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An old pal o' mine
named Bernie the Bookmark.
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Seriously?
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Never bet against Bernie.
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Okay. Well, this is good.
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So you'll come over here,
take pictures...
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Oh, you know what you should do?
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Invite your old social-skills group over
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and we'll host a pre-prom party.
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Oh, that'd be fun! You haven't
seen them for a while.
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Prom is not just
for the cool kids, you know.
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It's for everybody.
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That statement could not be less true,
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but I admire your optimism.
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?
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Ohh!
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I'm ready!
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You're a little late, but that's okay.
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What's with the basketball?
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[GASPS] Is it part of
the birthday extravaganza?
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Is it a clue?
Are we getting ready to bounce?
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[CHUCKLES] No. No. The ball
is just to throw you off.
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[LAUGHS] Is today Saturday?
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[CHUCKLES] Very funny, Axl.
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Can I just say, I never expected
anything like this from you.
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This is so much better
than any old present.
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The fact that you'd want to do
this means so much to me.
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Okay, I am ready to experience
my experience.
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Well, I don't want you to guess
where we're going, so...
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Oh! Ah-ha-ha... ahh!
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- Yeah.
- It's starting!
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Ha-ha!
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- Ahh!
- All right.
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- Ohh!
- Okay.
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Okay, I don't even know where we are.
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Are we still in the house?
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Whoa!
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?
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Mike, you're not Frankensteining
253
00:09:30,931 --> 00:09:32,242
the old remote back to life.
254
00:09:32,266 --> 00:09:34,632
- Just call it.
- I'm not givin' up, Frankie.
255
00:09:34,657 --> 00:09:37,169
This is the best friend I ever
had, I'm not letting it go.
256
00:09:37,193 --> 00:09:38,537
Nice to know where I stand.
257
00:09:38,561 --> 00:09:41,039
You're a close third, second
if you hold the light still.
258
00:09:41,063 --> 00:09:42,975
[GROANS]
259
00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:45,210
Come on, buddy, stay with me.
260
00:09:45,234 --> 00:09:46,878
Stay with me.
261
00:09:46,902 --> 00:09:48,914
Okay, I can't say it enough...
262
00:09:48,938 --> 00:09:52,351
this is the most wonderful thing
you've ever done for me.
263
00:09:52,375 --> 00:09:54,786
It's such an amazing feeling
to just let go
264
00:09:54,810 --> 00:09:56,688
and trust in another human being.
265
00:09:56,712 --> 00:09:58,924
And to have that other
human being be your brother?
266
00:09:58,948 --> 00:10:01,226
You know, I feel like this
has brought us even closer,
267
00:10:01,250 --> 00:10:03,595
if that's even possible. What is this?
268
00:10:03,619 --> 00:10:05,597
[GASPS] Are we at an amusement park?
269
00:10:05,621 --> 00:10:07,299
Tell me this is a giant teacup!
270
00:10:07,323 --> 00:10:09,167
No, that would've been good, though.
271
00:10:09,191 --> 00:10:11,203
Ooh, we're moving again!
272
00:10:11,227 --> 00:10:12,437
This is thrilling!
273
00:10:12,461 --> 00:10:15,374
All right, this next part
is gonna be intense,
274
00:10:15,398 --> 00:10:19,745
so just have a seat for a moment
and catch your breath.
275
00:10:19,769 --> 00:10:22,514
Ooh, okay. [SQUEALS]
276
00:10:22,538 --> 00:10:23,782
Stay.
277
00:10:23,806 --> 00:10:24,883
Okay.
278
00:10:24,907 --> 00:10:27,586
Ooh. Oh, what is this?
279
00:10:27,610 --> 00:10:30,188
Is this for me? [CHUCKLES] Ooh.
280
00:10:30,212 --> 00:10:33,492
Mmm, cookie dough!
281
00:10:33,516 --> 00:10:36,361
My third-favorite flavor!
How did you know?
282
00:10:36,385 --> 00:10:37,796
Here, Axl, want some?
283
00:10:37,820 --> 00:10:40,966
?
284
00:10:40,990 --> 00:10:44,169
Okay. Axl, don't hog it all.
285
00:10:44,193 --> 00:10:45,671
Oh!
286
00:10:45,695 --> 00:10:47,773
All right, we don't want to
wreck your appetite
287
00:10:47,797 --> 00:10:49,241
- for what's next.
- Ooh.
288
00:10:49,265 --> 00:10:51,476
[WHISPERING] What's next?
289
00:10:51,500 --> 00:10:55,047
?
290
00:10:55,071 --> 00:10:57,316
[GASPS] Here he is! Are you excited?
291
00:10:57,340 --> 00:10:59,184
Yes. I'm right in the middle
of the rising action,
292
00:10:59,208 --> 00:11:00,986
where the protagonist
is experiencing great...
293
00:11:01,010 --> 00:11:04,656
[SIGHS] How 'bout experiencing prom?
294
00:11:04,680 --> 00:11:06,191
[DOORBELL RINGS]
295
00:11:06,215 --> 00:11:07,626
That's my cue.
296
00:11:07,650 --> 00:11:13,231
?
297
00:11:13,255 --> 00:11:15,179
Cindy? Wow!
298
00:11:15,203 --> 00:11:16,568
Hello, Mrs. Heck.
299
00:11:16,592 --> 00:11:18,970
My mother says never go
to someone's house empty-handed,
300
00:11:18,994 --> 00:11:21,306
so here.
301
00:11:21,330 --> 00:11:25,344
?
302
00:11:25,368 --> 00:11:27,346
Cindy, you look gorgeous.
303
00:11:27,370 --> 00:11:29,548
I wanted to wear my hat,
but my mom said no.
304
00:11:29,572 --> 00:11:30,615
My ears are freezing.
305
00:11:30,639 --> 00:11:33,259
Hm. Here's your flower in a box.
306
00:11:35,011 --> 00:11:36,488
Brick, you have to pin it on her.
307
00:11:36,512 --> 00:11:37,989
Oh. Sorry.
308
00:11:38,013 --> 00:11:42,803
?
309
00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:47,607
?
310
00:11:47,631 --> 00:11:52,468
?
311
00:11:53,104 --> 00:11:54,648
[DOORBELL RINGS]
312
00:11:54,672 --> 00:11:58,585
?
313
00:11:58,609 --> 00:11:59,886
Hey, Mrs. Heck.
314
00:11:59,910 --> 00:12:01,588
Hey.
315
00:12:01,612 --> 00:12:02,756
It's Zach.
316
00:12:02,780 --> 00:12:05,926
It is? Oh, wow... hi!
317
00:12:05,950 --> 00:12:08,362
And... And Henry and Scott...
is that you?
318
00:12:08,386 --> 00:12:10,130
Wow, you guys have done some growing.
319
00:12:10,154 --> 00:12:11,965
[CHUCKLES] Come on in.
320
00:12:15,059 --> 00:12:16,737
Hey, Brick, how's it going?
321
00:12:16,761 --> 00:12:18,772
Hi. Hi. Good to see ya.
322
00:12:18,796 --> 00:12:21,375
Hi, Mrs. Heck. I just wanted to
thank you for having us over.
323
00:12:21,399 --> 00:12:22,943
- I really appreciate it.
- Oh, this?
324
00:12:22,967 --> 00:12:25,045
Oh, I just wanted y'all to have a place
325
00:12:25,069 --> 00:12:26,839
where your posse could hang. [CHUCKLES]
326
00:12:26,863 --> 00:12:29,116
Are you hungry? I got some licorice
327
00:12:29,140 --> 00:12:31,084
'cause I know you only eat red food.
328
00:12:31,108 --> 00:12:33,520
[LAUGHS] You're right.
I totally used to do that!
329
00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:35,155
I can't believe you remembered.
330
00:12:35,179 --> 00:12:36,757
No, trust me, I eat everything now.
331
00:12:36,781 --> 00:12:38,158
[DOOR OPENS]
- AXL: All right...
332
00:12:38,182 --> 00:12:39,726
Where are we now?
333
00:12:39,750 --> 00:12:42,584
[SNIFFS] Smells musty.
[GASPS] Are we in a cave?
334
00:12:45,389 --> 00:12:47,434
[GASPS] This feels expensive!
335
00:12:47,458 --> 00:12:49,469
Are we in a fancy hotel lobby?
336
00:12:49,493 --> 00:12:51,972
[GASPS] I hear people.
337
00:12:51,996 --> 00:12:54,107
Is this a surprise party?
Is it a disco theme?
338
00:12:54,131 --> 00:12:56,176
Oh, it's a surprise, all right.
339
00:12:56,200 --> 00:13:00,280
Hey, Zach, I got a tiny saucer
of goldfish
340
00:13:00,304 --> 00:13:02,015
and you can eat it right out of the dish.
341
00:13:02,039 --> 00:13:03,483
[CHUCKLES] Oh, my God.
342
00:13:03,507 --> 00:13:05,285
I don't do that crazy cat stuff anymore.
343
00:13:05,309 --> 00:13:06,420
Oh.
344
00:13:06,444 --> 00:13:08,355
I think we all outgrew our little quirks.
345
00:13:08,379 --> 00:13:09,423
Oh.
346
00:13:09,447 --> 00:13:11,358
Hey, guys, gather 'round!
347
00:13:11,382 --> 00:13:15,429
Did you know bell peppers were
four cents a pound in 1932?!
348
00:13:15,453 --> 00:13:21,089
?
349
00:13:22,364 --> 00:13:23,967
[EXHALES SHARPLY] Sue...
350
00:13:24,807 --> 00:13:27,353
I can think of no better place
351
00:13:27,377 --> 00:13:30,923
for your big birthday extravaganza...
352
00:13:30,947 --> 00:13:32,024
Mm-hmm.
353
00:13:32,048 --> 00:13:34,515
...than where it all begins and ends...
354
00:13:37,053 --> 00:13:38,998
So that is why,
355
00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:41,500
from the bottom of my heart,
356
00:13:41,524 --> 00:13:42,968
I give you...
357
00:13:42,992 --> 00:13:45,725
[SIGHS] ...your room.
358
00:13:46,996 --> 00:13:49,608
Seriously?! You've got nothing?!
359
00:13:49,632 --> 00:13:53,279
You had nothing?!
How could you do this to me?!
360
00:13:53,303 --> 00:13:55,281
Why would you lead me on like this?!
361
00:13:55,305 --> 00:13:57,650
On my 21st birthday!
362
00:13:57,674 --> 00:14:00,886
For your 21st birthday,
I got you a monogrammed tie clip
363
00:14:00,910 --> 00:14:03,956
and an hour in a flight simulator
364
00:14:03,980 --> 00:14:06,158
and you got nothing!
365
00:14:06,182 --> 00:14:08,193
Okay, okay, okay, I'll take you
to the flight simulator!
366
00:14:08,217 --> 00:14:10,262
You just need to loan me some
cash and I'll pay you back!
367
00:14:10,286 --> 00:14:13,265
I don't want to go to a flight simulator.
368
00:14:13,289 --> 00:14:15,374
I just want a present!
369
00:14:15,408 --> 00:14:16,452
From!
370
00:14:16,476 --> 00:14:17,686
My!
371
00:14:17,710 --> 00:14:19,021
Brother!
372
00:14:19,045 --> 00:14:20,689
Okay, I'm sorry,
373
00:14:20,713 --> 00:14:23,359
but you have incredibly
unrealistic expectations!
374
00:14:23,383 --> 00:14:25,227
I don't know what you like!
375
00:14:25,251 --> 00:14:27,496
That's right, Axl,
you don't know what I like!
376
00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:29,832
Because you've never taken
the time to find out!
377
00:14:29,856 --> 00:14:31,500
But I know everything you like!
378
00:14:31,524 --> 00:14:34,804
And you want to know why?
Because I adore you!
379
00:14:34,828 --> 00:14:37,540
I adore you!
380
00:14:37,564 --> 00:14:39,208
When we were little, Mom told me
381
00:14:39,232 --> 00:14:41,076
that I even learned how to walk early
382
00:14:41,100 --> 00:14:42,845
just so I could follow you around!
383
00:14:42,869 --> 00:14:44,380
Okay, look, I'm sorry!
384
00:14:44,404 --> 00:14:46,816
Okay? I'm sorry I was born first!
385
00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:49,785
But I can't do anything about
it. It's just the way it is!
386
00:14:49,809 --> 00:14:52,049
Younger kids always look up
to their older siblings.
387
00:14:52,073 --> 00:14:55,391
Maybe you just need me in a way
that I don't need you?
388
00:14:55,415 --> 00:14:57,526
[EXHALES]
389
00:14:57,550 --> 00:14:58,828
So that's it?!
390
00:14:58,852 --> 00:15:01,697
It's just a one-way adore street?!
391
00:15:01,721 --> 00:15:03,899
I'm sorry, I tried!
392
00:15:03,923 --> 00:15:05,367
I really tried!
393
00:15:05,391 --> 00:15:06,669
You didn't, Axl.
394
00:15:06,693 --> 00:15:09,038
Aside from the ice cream, you didn't.
395
00:15:09,062 --> 00:15:10,773
You really didn't.
396
00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:12,808
Just go.
397
00:15:13,229 --> 00:15:14,743
[EXHALES]
398
00:15:14,767 --> 00:15:17,847
?
399
00:15:17,871 --> 00:15:19,381
[EXHALES]
400
00:15:19,405 --> 00:15:22,318
?
401
00:15:22,342 --> 00:15:24,019
[SIGHS]
402
00:15:24,043 --> 00:15:29,825
?
403
00:15:29,849 --> 00:15:31,260
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
404
00:15:31,284 --> 00:15:32,461
Well, better get going.
405
00:15:32,485 --> 00:15:34,230
Thanks again for having us,
Mr. and Mrs. Heck.
406
00:15:34,254 --> 00:15:35,497
It was great seeing you again.
407
00:15:35,521 --> 00:15:37,132
Yeah, very cool of you.
408
00:15:37,156 --> 00:15:38,467
Well, milady.
409
00:15:38,491 --> 00:15:40,636
My dead Aunt Edie's car awaits.
410
00:15:40,660 --> 00:15:42,293
[EXHALES]
411
00:15:43,930 --> 00:15:45,708
Brick, wait.
412
00:15:45,732 --> 00:15:48,177
?
413
00:15:48,201 --> 00:15:50,145
Just... have a good time.
414
00:15:50,169 --> 00:15:55,751
?
415
00:15:55,775 --> 00:15:57,575
Bye.
416
00:15:58,745 --> 00:16:00,856
I'm worried. And that should
tell you something...
417
00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:03,325
that the thing I'm most worried
about is not Brick driving.
418
00:16:03,349 --> 00:16:05,494
What are you talking about?
419
00:16:05,518 --> 00:16:06,996
Oh, my God.
420
00:16:07,020 --> 00:16:09,231
I forced him. I forced him to go to prom,
421
00:16:09,255 --> 00:16:11,567
and now the weird kids
aren't weird anymore.
422
00:16:11,591 --> 00:16:14,136
He's gonna be out there
on his own with no nerd posse
423
00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:15,638
and who knows what's gonna happen?
424
00:16:15,662 --> 00:16:17,373
Should we get in the car and follow him?
425
00:16:17,397 --> 00:16:19,475
- Frankie, our son...
- [EXHALES]
426
00:16:19,499 --> 00:16:22,645
...who has a driver's license,
is heading to prom
427
00:16:22,669 --> 00:16:25,447
with someone who he can
legitimately call his girlfriend.
428
00:16:25,471 --> 00:16:27,950
Did you ever in your life
think that was gonna happen?
429
00:16:27,974 --> 00:16:29,251
- [EXHALES]
- I think he's doing fine.
430
00:16:29,275 --> 00:16:31,153
But did you see how good Cindy looked?
431
00:16:31,177 --> 00:16:33,389
Somebody at that dance
is gonna swoop in there
432
00:16:33,413 --> 00:16:35,457
and snatch her up
and Brick'll be too busy
433
00:16:35,481 --> 00:16:37,693
reading the "Maximum Occupancy"
sign to notice.
434
00:16:37,717 --> 00:16:39,061
Is he still doing that?
435
00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:41,196
Oh, yeah. He was doing it
last week at Joe's Subs.
436
00:16:41,220 --> 00:16:43,565
If two more people came in,
he was gonna make us leave.
437
00:16:43,589 --> 00:16:45,000
- [LAUGHS]
- Honey, what happened?
438
00:16:45,024 --> 00:16:47,169
Those kids tonight were so normal.
439
00:16:47,193 --> 00:16:49,038
No yelling, no purring...
440
00:16:49,062 --> 00:16:51,140
Did Brick miss the social-skills class
441
00:16:51,164 --> 00:16:53,042
where everyone in the group got fixed?
442
00:16:53,066 --> 00:16:55,044
Eh, who's to say
who's fixed and who isn't?
443
00:16:55,068 --> 00:16:57,179
I'm saying it. They're fixed, he's not.
444
00:16:57,203 --> 00:16:59,381
Okay [CLEARS THROAT] here's the thing...
445
00:16:59,405 --> 00:17:00,582
[EXHALES]
446
00:17:00,606 --> 00:17:02,918
...if you could trade Brick
447
00:17:02,942 --> 00:17:06,288
for some kid that never made us
worry, would you?
448
00:17:06,312 --> 00:17:07,790
I wouldn't.
449
00:17:07,814 --> 00:17:09,591
'Cause then we wouldn't have the kid
450
00:17:09,615 --> 00:17:12,227
who made us take all the leaves
that we raked in the yard
451
00:17:12,251 --> 00:17:15,264
and release them back into the wild.
452
00:17:15,288 --> 00:17:17,299
I mean, who thinks like that?
453
00:17:17,323 --> 00:17:18,667
I'll never forget it.
454
00:17:19,397 --> 00:17:21,370
So, yeah, he's weird,
455
00:17:21,394 --> 00:17:26,041
but I'd take him over some
"normal" kid any day.
456
00:17:26,065 --> 00:17:28,811
?
457
00:17:28,835 --> 00:17:30,679
[SIGHS]
458
00:17:30,703 --> 00:17:33,749
I just want him to be happy.
459
00:17:33,773 --> 00:17:36,051
Me too.
460
00:17:36,075 --> 00:17:38,354
[SIGHS]
461
00:17:38,378 --> 00:17:41,290
?
462
00:17:41,314 --> 00:17:47,496
?
463
00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:49,431
How many guys do you know
464
00:17:49,455 --> 00:17:51,500
with their own key to the public library?
465
00:17:52,180 --> 00:17:55,604
Wow. This is so much better
than going to prom.
466
00:17:55,628 --> 00:17:57,873
I don't get why parents
think it's so important.
467
00:17:57,897 --> 00:18:00,376
I guess they're afraid we're
gonna miss out on stuff.
468
00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:02,711
So we tell 'em we're going
and it makes 'em happy.
469
00:18:02,735 --> 00:18:04,246
It's a big moment in their lives.
470
00:18:04,270 --> 00:18:07,116
I mean, what are we missing out on?
471
00:18:07,140 --> 00:18:08,350
Look around.
472
00:18:08,374 --> 00:18:11,220
Fluorescent lights,
the Dewey Decimal System...
473
00:18:11,244 --> 00:18:13,022
This really is the perfect night.
474
00:18:13,046 --> 00:18:17,226
Yep, I've got everything
I love here... books...
475
00:18:17,250 --> 00:18:19,128
and you.
476
00:18:19,152 --> 00:18:22,931
?
477
00:18:22,955 --> 00:18:24,133
You hungry?
478
00:18:24,157 --> 00:18:25,968
I hid some chips in the botany section.
479
00:18:25,992 --> 00:18:27,136
I could eat.
480
00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:29,238
Then could we look at fashion
through the ages?
481
00:18:29,262 --> 00:18:31,673
'Cause sometimes, Brick,
I am just a girl.
482
00:18:31,697 --> 00:18:33,042
I've noticed.
483
00:18:33,066 --> 00:18:36,979
?
484
00:18:37,003 --> 00:18:38,914
[SIGHS]
485
00:18:38,938 --> 00:18:41,517
Oh, good morning. How's it going?
486
00:18:41,541 --> 00:18:43,685
Why did you have to have me second?
487
00:18:43,709 --> 00:18:45,120
What?
488
00:18:45,144 --> 00:18:46,688
What are you talking about?
489
00:18:46,712 --> 00:18:49,024
It's just, 'cause Axl was born first,
490
00:18:49,048 --> 00:18:51,627
he's never gonna feel
the same way about me
491
00:18:51,651 --> 00:18:52,895
that I do about him.
492
00:18:52,919 --> 00:18:55,164
[SCOFFS] Are you kidding me?
493
00:18:55,188 --> 00:18:58,901
When we told him he was
gonna have a little sister,
494
00:18:58,925 --> 00:19:00,335
he was so excited.
495
00:19:00,359 --> 00:19:02,404
He used to talk to you in my tummy.
496
00:19:02,428 --> 00:19:03,806
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
497
00:19:03,830 --> 00:19:06,809
And then when you got here,
you were like his little doll.
498
00:19:06,833 --> 00:19:08,710
He dragged you everywhere.
499
00:19:08,734 --> 00:19:10,479
He would play with you and watch over you
500
00:19:10,503 --> 00:19:12,548
and make sure I was feeding you.
501
00:19:12,572 --> 00:19:15,684
Wherever we went, he told people
he was your "big bwuvah."
502
00:19:15,708 --> 00:19:17,319
Reeeeeally?
503
00:19:17,343 --> 00:19:18,320
Yep.
504
00:19:18,344 --> 00:19:19,588
And when you got a little older,
505
00:19:19,612 --> 00:19:21,924
he used to sleep in the bed
with you every night.
506
00:19:21,948 --> 00:19:24,293
It got to the point where you
two were keeping each other up,
507
00:19:24,317 --> 00:19:26,528
so we finally made him
go back to his own bed.
508
00:19:26,552 --> 00:19:29,698
Ooh, he was not happy. He threw a fit.
509
00:19:29,722 --> 00:19:31,300
The only way we got him to do it
510
00:19:31,324 --> 00:19:33,569
is if he left Woofy Dog with you
to protect you.
511
00:19:33,593 --> 00:19:35,904
Wait, what do you mean,
leave me Woofy Dog?
512
00:19:35,928 --> 00:19:37,406
Well, Woofy Dog was his.
513
00:19:37,430 --> 00:19:38,807
Woofy Dog was Axl's?
514
00:19:38,831 --> 00:19:40,442
Yes. Didn't I tell you this story?
515
00:19:40,466 --> 00:19:44,279
No. This is huge news!
516
00:19:44,303 --> 00:19:47,015
You told the story about how
I was afraid of a knothole
517
00:19:47,039 --> 00:19:49,218
in the wood paneling like
a thousand times,
518
00:19:49,242 --> 00:19:50,953
but this you keep from me?
519
00:19:50,977 --> 00:19:54,256
I can't believe Woofy Dog was Axl's.
520
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:56,825
And he gave him to me.
521
00:19:56,849 --> 00:19:59,561
[GASPS] He does adore me!
522
00:19:59,585 --> 00:20:02,598
[GASPS] My big bwuvah does adore me!
523
00:20:02,622 --> 00:20:04,588
He just doesn't remember!
524
00:20:07,026 --> 00:20:08,570
Hey, you got in late.
525
00:20:08,594 --> 00:20:09,938
Yeah. 10:15.
526
00:20:10,526 --> 00:20:14,810
So... I guess you had a good time?
527
00:20:14,834 --> 00:20:16,111
I did.
528
00:20:16,135 --> 00:20:17,646
I really did.
529
00:20:17,670 --> 00:20:20,082
I had a wonderful, normal time.
530
00:20:20,106 --> 00:20:22,506
[SIGHS]
531
00:20:23,709 --> 00:20:28,123
The truth is,
you can't fix your weird kid.
532
00:20:28,147 --> 00:20:32,194
You can't fix the fact that
you weren't born first.
533
00:20:32,218 --> 00:20:35,264
But at least you can fix the old remote.
534
00:20:35,288 --> 00:20:36,632
[TELEVISION CLICKS ON]
535
00:20:36,656 --> 00:20:38,634
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
536
00:20:38,658 --> 00:20:40,302
It's alive!
537
00:20:40,326 --> 00:20:43,005
[AS DR. FRANKENSTEIN]
Frankie, it's alive!
538
00:20:43,029 --> 00:20:45,729
[NORMAL VOICE] Welcome back, buddy.
539
00:20:49,502 --> 00:20:54,716
?
540
00:20:54,740 --> 00:20:58,741
?
541
00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:03,341
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