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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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[Music]
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Hi, Mom.
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I had the best day doing community
service at the senior center.
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Helping people feels so great.
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Wow, Maddie. I'm so glad.
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Would you help me set the table?
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Ugh! I'm so tired.
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I chair the Ridgewood High
community service campaign.
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My community service is to make sure those
lazy slackers do their community service.
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I am so proud of you and Liv.
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But I'm surprised you
didn't pick the same project.
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Yeah, well, I think Liv knows
that the senior center is my turf.
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I've been there for two years.
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Plus it's all florescent lighting. She says
it makes her look like she has the flu.
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Well, she was unbelievably excited about
volunteering for "Beautify Wisconsin".
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[Laughs]
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Yeah, wait till she finds out what
"Beautify Wisconsin" actually means.
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Turns out "Beautify Wisconsin"
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is not going door-to-door
giving makeovers.
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I spent two hours in a ditch!
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Picking up anything that
people threw out of their cars,
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cigarette butts, potato chip bags,
and most humiliating of all...
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The season one DVD of "Sing It Loud".
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[Snorts]
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[Theme music playing]
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Better in stereo.
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B... b... better in stereo.
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I'm up with the sunshine.
- Let's go.
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I lace up my high tops.
- Oh no.
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Slam dunk.
- Ready or not.
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Yeah, show me what you got.
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I'm under the spotlight.
- Holler.
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I dare you, come on and follow.
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You dance to your own
beat. I'll sing the melody.
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When you say yea-ah-ah.
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I say no-oh-oh.
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When you say stop.
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All I want to do is go, go, go.
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You, you, the other half of me, me.
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The half I'll never be.
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The half that drives me crazy.
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You, you, the better half of me, me.
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The half I'll always need.
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But we both know.
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We're better in stereo...
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[Music]
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[Cheering]
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All right, all right, Porcupines.
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Friday night we play
our biggest rivals...
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The Fairview Tiger Sharks!
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[Booing]
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And every year, those Tiger Sharks
try to steal our beloved mascot...
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Paulie the Porcupine!
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[Cheering]
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But the night before the big game, two
freshman are chosen to watch over Paulie.
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As basketball Team Captain,
I have selected Joey Rooney
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and Skippy Ramirez to keep
Paulie safe from the Tiger Sharks.
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[Booing]
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I'm sorry. Just to be clear, are you booing
us or are you booing the Tiger Sharks?
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[Booing]
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Dude, stop saying Tiger Sharks.
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[Booing]
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[Nervous laugh]
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We are your Paulie protectors.
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[Cheering]
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Yeah.
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I begged Diggie for this job.
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If Skippy and I could keep Paulie safe
all night, we'd get the honor of...
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Hanging the first bratwurst
link around Paulie's neck.
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It's like winning an
olympic medal, but with meat.
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Okay, Silver Steppers,
you are doing great.
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Now remember, exercise
reverses the aging process.
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So pretty soon, with a little bit
of work, you will all look 70 again.
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And if you get any younger than that,
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then you'll have to pay full
price at the movie theater.
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Okay, get ready to switch stations.
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And go. [Whistle blows]
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Hey, if you really want to get
their attention, yell "bingo".
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They'll listen to anything
you say after that.
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I love my Silver Steppers.
I mean, they're a blast.
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And they don't think of me
as one half of Liv and Maddie.
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I'm just me, Maddie.
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Although they do keep calling me Addie,
but, you know, you can't have everything.
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Maddie, hi.
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Who's Maddie?
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Liv, what are you doing here?
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I've decided to ditch the ditch.
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I didn't even know that was gonna come
out of my mouth until I said it. [Laughs]
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Oh, I'm adorable.
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Anyway, I'm looking for a new
community service idea. And I thought...
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Uh, you can't volunteer here!
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I already checked.
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There is a waiting list...
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For volunteers.
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You should check with Mom.
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She will reassign you.
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I so wish that we could
do this together, you know?
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I just... we can't.
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It's such a bummer. It's so sad.
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Next station! [Blows whistle]
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The truth was I couldn't
figure out a nice way
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to tell my sister that
I needed space so...
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Technically I was lying right to
her face, which is also my face.
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So really I was just lying to
myself, which makes it okay.
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Right?
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Check it out.
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The Fire Magic Smokehouse
Deluxe is ready for action.
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Complete with thumbprint ignition...
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- Pad.
- [Beeps]
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Only I can use it.
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Well, then I must have one of those on
the stove, the dishwasher, the dryer,
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the iron, the vacuum, and the
toilet handle after Parker uses it.
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Sorry sorry. That's some
grill. Please tell me more.
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Ah, my scooter broke.
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It was the weirdest thing.
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Me and Cooper and Isaac,
and Caulden and Jack and
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Richie and Stevie and
Evan were riding on it.
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And it just snapped!
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This piece of junk!
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Eight people on a scooter?
What were you thinking?
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We were going for the world record.
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Didn't think it would snap
till we added big Wayne.
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So can you glue it back together?
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I'm sorry, buddy. They haven't invented
a glue strong enough to fix that.
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Correction, they
haven't invented it yet.
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To my laboratory!
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Look, dudes, just make sure nothing
happens to Paulie, all right?
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He's our good-luck charm.
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I'll crush anyone who comes near him.
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Okay, Joey, I can't believe I'm gonna
say this, but I think you're the muscle.
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I was the muscle, which comes
with great responsibility.
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At least I think it does. I don't really
know I've never been the muscle before.
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Joey, thanks for hooking
me up with this job.
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This is gonna be so much fun.
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Fun?
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Fun? Skippy, this is serious work.
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Have you looked around? We
can't secure this porcupine.
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I did a quick 360 and there
are 47 points of entry...
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48 if these Tiger Sharks can
tunnel up through the floor.
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This is... this is so bad.
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We'll be the freshman that let Paulie fall
into enemy hands. What are we going to do?!
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We can't wait for them to
come to us. We need a new plan!
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Okay, give me second.
I'm... I'm thinking.
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Don't look me in the eye when I'm
thinking. It makes me uncomfortable.
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Good practice, guys. Catch you later.
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Hey, I'm gonna go sneak up on our
Paulie protectors, give them a good scare
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and listen to them
scream like little girls.
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- [Mimics scream]
- [Chuckling]
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See you.
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Shark attack!
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[High-pitched scream]
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Four more.
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Three, two, one, and take a break.
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Don't need a break.
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Thanks to you and my titanium
hips, I'm practically bionic.
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Okay well, let's not
exaggerate things, Budge.
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You did need me to
unscrew your water bottle.
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Ah, no.
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I can do that myself.
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But you could use the exercise.
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I'm looking out for you, hon.
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You're the best thing
to hit the wrinkle ranch
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since Ralphie showed up in short shorts.
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Cha cha cha cha cha, hey.
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Cha cha cha cha cha, hey.
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Cha cha cha cha cha, ooh.
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Cha cha cha cha cha, hey.
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Cha cha cha cha cha, hey.
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Cha cha cha cha cha, hey.
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Liv: Okay, everyone,
big finish. Big finish.
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Jazz hands!
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Surprisies.
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- Liv, what are you doing here?
- I'm teaching show choir.
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I stopped off at the office. It turns out
that they do have more room for volunteers.
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So say hello to the Golden Chords.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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-
Hello.
-
Hello.
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Hello-ooo...
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Hello-ooo...
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Hello.
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Am I seeing double or
did I lose a contact?
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Baxter Fontanel, charmed.
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Baxter, could you put
the piano in the corner?
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Sure. Send the 70-year-old man
with a cane to move the piano.
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Um... wait.
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Liv, you're gonna practice
in here? This is my room.
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Yeah, but all the
other rooms are booked.
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Plus I thought it would be fun to share.
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You know, just another twinsie
thing that we can do together.
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How do you tell your best friend to
go back to the ditch she came from?
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You look her right in the eye and
you lay down the cold, hard truth.
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[Strained] I am so glad you're here.
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[Strained] Jazz hands.
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Jazz hands!
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[Music]
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Getting Paulie out of the school
hallway was a stroke of pure genius.
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But are you sure this
is the best hiding spot?
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Absolutely.
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He'll be safe until tomorrow.
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Your parents aren't gonna notice a giant
porcupine swinging from your oak tree?
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No.
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Everyone's got their nose in their
phone nowadays. Nobody looks up.
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[Laughs]
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Oh, sorry.
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I didn't see you there. I
was looking at a kitten video.
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You should have known you weren't big
enough to jump over that baby gate.
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Joey, I need answers
from you. I need them now.
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Bratwurst or pork burgers
for the barbecue this weekend?
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I know I'm asking early, but I hate
to have things hanging over my head.
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Well, Dad, pick a dead
animal and I'll eat it.
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My man!
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- Does it look like rain?
- Oh, that's a good question.
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I'll check my phone.
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Huh? I'm sorry, wait, what's that?
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Who's the Paulie protector? This guy!
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Oh, it'll be awesome hanging
that first bratwurst on Paulie.
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Everyone'll be clapping and, just when
they think we can't get any cooler...
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Boo-yah!
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Oh, it's perfect. Just
remember to stay on my left.
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We want to be boo-yah.
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Yah-boo is just stupid.
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How's it going with the glue, Professor?
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Uh, did people ask Einstein "how's it
going" while he was splitting atoms?
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Uh... Einstein didn't split atoms.
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Maybe that's because people
kept interrupting him.
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And now the moment of truth.
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Yes, it worked!
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This is amazing.
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Well, it's impressive, but how are you
gonna get my good pan off the fridge?
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Mom, a simple "Parker,
you're a genius" will do.
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I'm gonna strap on my velcro shoes.
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And dance with the Golden Chords.
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Golden Chords:
Sing
with the Golden Chords.
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Check with the Golden Chords.
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So turn up your hearing aid and...
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Golden Chords:
Come
see the Golden Chords.
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Liv and the Golden Chords...
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Liv and the Golden Chords...
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Break it down, Baxter!
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[Beat boxing]
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Still got my teeth,
still got my hair.
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My funky tight suspenders
give me lots of flair...
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Come on, lady, I'm coming up at you.
246
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I'm a grey-haired rapper
who's handle is Baxter.
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Word.
248
00:12:57,796 --> 00:13:00,676
Wait, I need that.
249
00:13:02,544 --> 00:13:05,879
Liv, this just is not
gonna work for me, okay?
250
00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:09,603
You've got us packed over here
tighter than Budge's workout pants.
251
00:13:09,604 --> 00:13:13,504
If you got it, flaunt it, honey.
252
00:13:13,925 --> 00:13:18,058
If you got it, I've never seen it.
253
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- This is my room and I call dibs.
- [Laughs]
254
00:13:20,792 --> 00:13:24,059
Dibs? Really? What, are we
a couple of first graders?
255
00:13:24,060 --> 00:13:26,358
Are we gonna settle this
with a game of dodge ball?
256
00:13:26,359 --> 00:13:28,602
Winner's gonna get the room?
257
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[Squeals]
258
00:13:31,733 --> 00:13:34,493
Nice shot, Budge.
259
00:13:37,104 --> 00:13:43,004
Should have stuck with shuffleboard,
Granny, because this game's gonna hurt.
260
00:13:47,455 --> 00:13:49,148
What is wrong with you two?!
261
00:13:49,149 --> 00:13:52,267
- What's wrong?
- Did you see sharks?
262
00:13:52,268 --> 00:13:54,272
No, but I'll tell you what I did see,
263
00:13:54,273 --> 00:13:58,060
a giant bronze porcupine
statue swinging from the tree.
264
00:13:58,061 --> 00:14:01,702
When I was three blocks away!
265
00:14:01,703 --> 00:14:03,790
Okay. That is a problem.
266
00:14:03,791 --> 00:14:09,691
But you have to admit when you're standing
right here, you don't see it at all.
267
00:14:10,405 --> 00:14:14,154
We have to get him back. If people find
out you took him, you'll be outcasts.
268
00:14:14,155 --> 00:14:19,552
I'll be the doofus who picked the outcasts
and I'm not gonna be Diggie the doofus!
269
00:14:19,553 --> 00:14:21,654
Okay okay. Let's get him down.
270
00:14:21,655 --> 00:14:25,108
Oh yeah, take your
time, Joey. [Shouts] Go!
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00:14:25,109 --> 00:14:29,105
You two get under Paulie. I'm
going to let him down gently.
272
00:14:29,106 --> 00:14:30,260
[Strains]
273
00:14:30,261 --> 00:14:32,599
Stupid thing is stuck.
274
00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:35,060
[Rope creaks]
275
00:14:35,569 --> 00:14:39,063
- Going this way. Going this way.
- [Worried murmurs]
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[Crashes]
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00:14:43,076 --> 00:14:44,830
Dad's grill!
278
00:14:44,831 --> 00:14:48,071
- Paulie!
- My lemonade!
279
00:14:49,348 --> 00:14:52,065
I fixed my scooter, losers!
280
00:14:52,066 --> 00:14:53,857
Parker, beat it.
281
00:14:53,858 --> 00:14:56,202
We have to figure... wait a second.
282
00:14:56,203 --> 00:14:58,324
How'd you get your
scooter back together?
283
00:14:58,325 --> 00:14:59,757
Oh, my new invention.
284
00:14:59,758 --> 00:15:02,860
Parker Paste, patent
pending. Sticks to anything.
285
00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:08,761
I just glued Dad's toilet seat shut,
so after dinner, get ready for the show.
286
00:15:09,172 --> 00:15:14,065
Parker, your paste might be the only
thing that could get me out of this jam.
287
00:15:14,066 --> 00:15:18,578
Well, I beg of you. As your
brother, Parker, please...
288
00:15:18,579 --> 00:15:21,063
Give me some glue.
289
00:15:21,064 --> 00:15:26,827
I think what we have here is
what you call a "swap-portunity".
290
00:15:26,828 --> 00:15:28,628
Ah!
291
00:15:29,458 --> 00:15:34,138
Pleasure doing business
with you, butt bags.
292
00:15:34,541 --> 00:15:38,381
Diggie, you're better than this.
293
00:15:41,242 --> 00:15:43,042
Ah!
294
00:15:45,207 --> 00:15:47,297
This is no holds-barred dodge ball.
295
00:15:47,298 --> 00:15:49,043
Winner takes the room. Loser takes...
296
00:15:49,044 --> 00:15:52,644
Who cares. You're the loser.
297
00:15:53,682 --> 00:15:56,812
You sure you want to do this, songbird?
298
00:15:56,813 --> 00:16:00,288
Jazz hands can't save you now.
299
00:16:00,289 --> 00:16:02,044
Oh, I'm sure.
300
00:16:02,045 --> 00:16:05,989
That ditch put ice in my veins...
301
00:16:05,990 --> 00:16:09,290
And a rash on my ankle.
302
00:16:09,451 --> 00:16:12,031
[Blows whistle]
303
00:16:28,317 --> 00:16:30,897
[Whistle blows]
304
00:16:32,082 --> 00:16:34,482
Maddie: Ugh!
305
00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:40,950
[Screams]
306
00:16:49,439 --> 00:16:52,019
[Whistle blows]
307
00:16:54,034 --> 00:16:56,134
[Growls]
308
00:16:59,549 --> 00:17:01,709
[Tapping]
309
00:17:27,137 --> 00:17:29,477
[Glass shatters]
310
00:17:29,478 --> 00:17:32,058
[Worried moans]
311
00:17:38,805 --> 00:17:40,134
You know what, Maddie?
312
00:17:40,135 --> 00:17:42,887
Changed my mind. The room is all yours.
313
00:17:42,888 --> 00:17:44,988
See ya.
314
00:17:47,515 --> 00:17:49,555
[Music]
315
00:17:49,785 --> 00:17:53,289
Do you have any idea what it
feels like to have to pick up your
316
00:17:53,290 --> 00:17:58,047
daughters because they started a
dodge ball riot at the senior center?
317
00:17:58,048 --> 00:18:03,948
No, you don't because it's never happened
before in the history of the world.
318
00:18:05,797 --> 00:18:09,997
High marks for originality, what what?
319
00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:13,250
Because of you
320
00:18:13,251 --> 00:18:17,412
the senior center will no longer allow
my Ridgewood students to volunteer.
321
00:18:17,413 --> 00:18:19,281
Mom, we're really sorry. We messed up.
322
00:18:19,282 --> 00:18:21,569
Yeah, and we swear if we
could fix it, we would.
323
00:18:21,570 --> 00:18:25,693
Funny you should mention that because
I just happen to have two openings.
324
00:18:25,694 --> 00:18:28,091
Ah! Not the ditch!
325
00:18:28,092 --> 00:18:30,360
I signed you both up
for double the hours.
326
00:18:30,361 --> 00:18:36,261
Report to mile marker 35, between
the cow farm and the sewage plant.
327
00:18:36,535 --> 00:18:39,115
Uh, what what?
328
00:18:41,238 --> 00:18:43,920
- Dibs on the cow farm side.
- Ha.
329
00:18:43,921 --> 00:18:48,513
Cute that you think
that there's a good side.
330
00:18:48,514 --> 00:18:51,213
What happened back there?
331
00:18:51,214 --> 00:18:52,280
I just...
332
00:18:52,281 --> 00:18:57,301
The senior center is just kind of my
hang and you sort of space invaded it.
333
00:18:57,302 --> 00:18:58,453
Got it.
334
00:18:58,454 --> 00:19:00,489
Oh hey, here's an idea.
335
00:19:00,490 --> 00:19:02,760
Next time you have a
problem, tell me before
336
00:19:02,761 --> 00:19:05,428
the over-80 crowd opens up
a can of butt-whoop on us.
337
00:19:05,429 --> 00:19:07,529
[Snorts]
338
00:19:08,098 --> 00:19:10,964
- So are we good?
- Yeah, we're good.
339
00:19:10,965 --> 00:19:12,885
Okay.
340
00:19:20,735 --> 00:19:22,620
Seriously?!
341
00:19:22,621 --> 00:19:24,088
Yeah.
342
00:19:24,089 --> 00:19:26,182
There's no way I'm
losing any sport to you.
343
00:19:26,183 --> 00:19:28,283
[Cracks]
344
00:19:29,487 --> 00:19:30,935
[Squeals]
345
00:19:30,936 --> 00:19:34,061
- [Squeals]
- You throw like a girl!
346
00:19:34,062 --> 00:19:36,631
Come at me! What? What? What?
347
00:19:36,632 --> 00:19:39,392
- Ah!
- [Screams]
348
00:19:40,530 --> 00:19:43,410
[Applause, cheering]
349
00:19:44,234 --> 00:19:46,369
All right, Porcupines.
350
00:19:46,370 --> 00:19:49,234
We made it to game day and Paulie is...
351
00:19:49,235 --> 00:19:51,306
Safe and sound.
352
00:19:51,307 --> 00:19:53,527
[Applause]
353
00:19:53,790 --> 00:19:56,478
It took all night, but that
Parker Paste is amazing.
354
00:19:56,479 --> 00:19:59,514
We put Paulie back together
and fixed my Dad's barbecue.
355
00:19:59,515 --> 00:20:04,795
Oh, and somehow I got a
spatula stuck to my elbow.
356
00:20:05,158 --> 00:20:10,292
Gentlemen, your ceremonial
bratwursts to bestow upon Paulie...
357
00:20:10,293 --> 00:20:12,513
[Applause]
358
00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:21,494
All right. Do the honors.
359
00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:27,695
[Applause]
360
00:20:29,953 --> 00:20:33,073
All right, big finish.
361
00:20:33,383 --> 00:20:34,516
Boo-yah!
362
00:20:34,517 --> 00:20:37,385
- [Laughter]
- [Booing]
363
00:20:37,386 --> 00:20:39,669
Oh, we're yah-boo.
We're yah-boo.
364
00:20:39,670 --> 00:20:42,113
Switch. Switch. Switch.
365
00:20:42,114 --> 00:20:44,918
- Boo-yah!
- [Cracking]
366
00:20:44,919 --> 00:20:46,847
[Loud crash]
367
00:20:46,848 --> 00:20:48,768
Uh...
368
00:20:49,903 --> 00:20:52,300
Go Porcupines!
369
00:20:52,301 --> 00:20:55,481
- [Screaming]
- [Booing]
370
00:21:02,412 --> 00:21:04,794
Joey, my firstborn son.
371
00:21:04,795 --> 00:21:07,596
It means a lot to me that
you're here for the maiden burn
372
00:21:07,597 --> 00:21:09,816
of the Fire Magic Smokehouse Deluxe.
373
00:21:09,817 --> 00:21:11,420
[Sizzling]
374
00:21:11,421 --> 00:21:14,451
Someday, all this will be yours.
375
00:21:14,452 --> 00:21:18,027
Yeah yeah. Dad, that's great. Uh,
grill's all right though, right?
376
00:21:18,028 --> 00:21:20,606
No whiffs of burning glue?
377
00:21:20,607 --> 00:21:23,653
No, it's fine. Why are
you acting so weird?
378
00:21:23,654 --> 00:21:27,434
Hey, look! Parker's here. Yeah.
379
00:21:27,799 --> 00:21:30,997
Oh, it's awesome. Your
scooter's still in one piece.
380
00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:33,636
You know, I was kind of worried
about Parker Paste after the whole
381
00:21:33,637 --> 00:21:38,041
Paulie fiasco, but it appears
that Dad's grill will be okay.
382
00:21:38,042 --> 00:21:40,504
Uh no. My other scooter broke again.
383
00:21:40,505 --> 00:21:41,820
This is a new one.
384
00:21:41,821 --> 00:21:45,481
Parker Paste is a total bust.
385
00:21:46,007 --> 00:21:49,198
But I did make some adjustments
to my metal detector.
386
00:21:49,199 --> 00:21:51,752
Now it detects fear.
387
00:21:51,753 --> 00:21:54,393
[Mimics beeping]
388
00:21:56,533 --> 00:21:59,792
Uh... hey, guys. Does it look like rain?
389
00:21:59,793 --> 00:22:04,101
Sure does. Cancel the barbecue.
Everyone inside. Everyone inside.
390
00:22:04,102 --> 00:22:05,366
What are you talking about?
391
00:22:05,367 --> 00:22:09,718
You're about to taste what a $2,000
grill can do to a piece of meat.
392
00:22:09,719 --> 00:22:12,022
It cost how much?!
393
00:22:12,023 --> 00:22:14,122
Let's not get sidetracked.
394
00:22:14,123 --> 00:22:18,503
Time to take a look at these bad boys.
395
00:22:23,230 --> 00:22:26,230
How did this happen?
396
00:22:26,598 --> 00:22:29,209
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