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'Mrs Vohra, you are to bear
the penalty of a 500 dollar fine.'
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'That you complete an alcohol
rehabilitation program'
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'in any of the state-run
AA institutions'
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'to commence immediately.'
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'The truth is, I need your help'
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'for Gogu,'
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'for Sunny, for Jaspal,'
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'and for myself.'
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'Anyway, how do you know
that I work here?'
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'The other night when
I was putting on my clothes,'
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'I saw your work clothes
in the closet.'
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'I get into my work clothes
in exactly 33 and a half minutes.'
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'My very first adult video
with a male performer,'
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'which will be with
Nate exclusively.'
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'I am not feeling well.'
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'I am going to my room.'
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'Bubbles, what happened?'
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'Has she been drinking?'
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'She hasn't.'
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'She's been sober for
at least three weeks now.'
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'I was nervous'
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'because my boyfriend was
planning on telling his sister'
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'that her fiancé is
cheating on her.'
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'You guys have no proof.'
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'We might have no proof.'
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'But I have a gift...'
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Ladies and Gentlemen,
welcome to ROFL with Rusty!
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What's up, guys?
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My name is Rusty as you
can tell from the accent,
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yes you are correct,
you are correct…
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I am a cunt! Yeah!
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No. I promise,
this accent is real, folks!
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I actually grew up here
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because many years ago my
father actually moved to America,
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met my mother and fell
in love with her green card!
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What can I say…
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Now before I begin,
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do you guys wanna hear
clean jokes or dirty jokes?
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Dirty jokes!
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Well, I don't know any!
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But what I do know is a girl,
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who is married
to a guy named Dirty.
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You guys wanna hear about her?
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All right.
Well, let's get on with this shit!
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'2004, Los Angeles'
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Where are you? I am waiting.
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Alright, fine. Hurry up.
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Hi sir, what can I get you?
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Excuse me,
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what is that drink
that Carrie Bradshaw
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has in 'Sex and the City'?
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Cosmopolitan.
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Thank you.
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I would like a Cosmo, please!
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Sure, sir!
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What was that look about?
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Well, maybe because Cosmo
is not much of a man's drink!
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And 'Sex and the City'
is not much of a man's show.
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Oh!
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Does that mean I have
completely blown my chances
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of making a good impression on you?
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Well...
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Here you go, sir. - I don't think
that a drink or a show
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is a testament of how
much of a man you are!
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Really, then what is?
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Cut it!
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You are looking
constipated my friend!
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That's because he
is holding something in
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and not letting it out!
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Oh, no!
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Sorry.
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Look, you know that I know.
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You need to tell me something
and you are just not.
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And that's the only reason
I am getting irritated lately!
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And I am irritated because
you think there is something
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when there is absolutely nothing!
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Anyway, let's cancel
the shoot today, I cant…
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What do you mean you can't shoot.
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Don't you know how
much a shoot day costs?
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I mean, just get it up
and get in there!
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What if I can't get it up, huh?
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What if you...
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What if you don't excite
me anymore to get it up?
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Well, maybe, we just
have to get you a fluffer!
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Thank you. Alright, alright.
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Now, I wanna explain it
to you guys what a fluffer is!
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And before I do, is anybody here
in a relationship
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but you didn't bring your
girlfriend or wife along tonight?
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Yes. You sir, you hideous
floral shirt guy…
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Stand up, stand up!
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Who is your celebrity crush?
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Angelina Jolie!
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Whoa! Trust me, bro,
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even Brad Pitt could
not pull off that shit!
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'No way. There's no way.'
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But now, I have gotta
ask you a question!
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Are there other times in your life,
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in your sex life at home,
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when you are banging
Mrs Floral Shirt,
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and you are thinking
of Angelina Jolie?
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Sometime!
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Oh, you see!
Thank you, guys. You see this!
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But it's crazy, man.
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But fluffers... Dude, people
think these fluffers exist.
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And according to urban legend,
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fluffers are people on porn
sets who keep the guys excited.
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You know they are ones who
show them videos and pictures,
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in-between takes,
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like you need to be excited
to watch shooting a porno!
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Really? This is ridiculous, man.
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That's why no one has
ever heard this or seen this.
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But apparently, they exist.
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Which is why
my ex's ex was so confused
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when she brought up
the concept of a fluffer!
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What the fuck are you talking
about this fluffer shit?
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Well, somebody is gotta help you.
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Obviously, I am not
making it happen for you!
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Nate, meet Joni,
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who's been keeping you
out of work for long hours
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and helping you get it up!
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What are you doing here, Joni?
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Fucking you,
literally, for a change!
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Hey, I didn't know
you were coming home!
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You found out!
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Where's mom?
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She is up in her room!
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Mom.
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You are here!
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Your wedding dress has arrived
from your maternal grandparents.
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I know you won't wear it
as it's an English wedding
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but just check it out.
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'That hug.'
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'For some reason, Nate and
Karen's wedding being called off'
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'was one of the best things
to have happened to our family.'
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'As it was after a long time'
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'that mom saw Karen as nothing else
but just her daughter.'
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'And then came the year 2008'
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'when once again,'
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'things turned upside down
for our family.'
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And welcome to the AVA Awards 2008
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and I am your host,
and you do not wanna miss this…
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Hi, are you guys
having a good night?
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I am having a fantastic night.
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Oh, look!
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Jimmy, if I were to ask you,
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who your ultimate
male co-star would be
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to have sex with your gorgeous
wife Rita on screen?
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I don't mind anyone
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as long as his gun
is not bigger than Jimmy's.
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Oh, Jimmy. And Rita, if I ask you?
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Interesting.
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But if I would like to pick one,
I would say Sunny Leone!
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Oh!
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And now, we have Sunny Leone,
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who is nominated for
various awards this evening
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including the Best Debut
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in which she nailed with
her co-star and former flame.
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'Sunny Loves Nate'.
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Although, it should be
called 'Sunny Loved Nate',
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if you ask me.
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Aren't you a darling?
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I am sorry. I am sorry.
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You're still contracted with Vivid,
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for two more films.
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What's the status quo
on those films, Sunny?
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Well, those
are definitely happening!
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With Nate?
- Hell no!
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So who is the lucky guy, Sunny?
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Well, you're gonna have
to stay tuned to find out!
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Well, I will see you next year.
Stay tuned for insights.
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Now that I met... Hey.
- Sunny!
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Hi!
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I am good.
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I am sorry.
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I heard about Nate...
- Oh my gosh!
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Don't you start too.
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Everybody is talking about Nate and
feeling sorry for me.
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And if you start it too,
I am going to strangle you.
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Wow, you are in the angry
moving on stage!
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Yeah, it's about time!
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Great, which means she
is ready to have some fun!
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Yes, totally.
- What!
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What's wrong with you guys?
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What, just changing hairstyle
is not going to help you move on!
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You need a proper distraction!
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Rusty! Rusty!
- I like my hair.
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Oh my god, what are you doing…
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Come on, girl.
You deserve some fun
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and Rusty is the school of fun!
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Hey, guys!
- Hey!
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Sunny, this is Rusty.
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Rusty, this is Sunny.
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Hi!
- A girl way out of my league!
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Why would you even
introduce us, Jenna?
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I mean I know you are nominated
for Best S&M Video tonight,
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but this is sadism, you know,
beyond my recognition!
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Imagine, he gets paid
to talk shit like this…
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Rusty's actually a stand…
- I know he is a comedian.
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I have been to one of your shows,
and you are really funny!
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Oh, thanks. You know,
I have seen all your films
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and they are really good!
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I am Sandeep, her brother!
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Oh shit, you are her brother.
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Sorry about that, bro!
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Have a seat.
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And now to present the next award,
the yummy milf,
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Jenna Madison and the dapper daddy
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Aiden Shaw.
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Good evening, everyone.
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It feels great to be here!
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To honour the hot
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and hard-working professionals
of this industry,
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who go out there with
a single-minded purpose,
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to make this world a happier place!
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A big round of applause
for all of them, please!
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Which brings us
to our next category,
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Web Babe of the Year!
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And the nominees
for this category are...
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Kagney Patric,
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Alexis Haze,
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Carol Wang,
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Sunny Leone.
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And the winner is
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a very good friend of mine,
Sunny Leone!
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"Time comes and goes."
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"I've looked over my shoulder."
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"My hands are worn down,"
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"my feet all tired and swollen."
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"Are you here for me?"
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"Are you here for me?"
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"I tried to help everybody,
the hours moved so fast."
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"I put the pieces back."
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"The best I know, the best I can.
Are you here for me?"
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Hey!
- Hey!
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What happened,
do you know that guy?
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No, I don't know!
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Then why did you leave?
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I came to get a drink!
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Hey!
- Hey!
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Hey!
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Is the gig by
the Disparrows over yet?
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Yeah!
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Does anybody actually know
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why they are called
the Disparrows in the first place?
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I don't know man,
why don't you go and ask them?
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I am actually here
to ask your sister out!
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Do you wanna maybe
go outside and get a drink?
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Dude, there is an open bar here!
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Leave the jokes to me, bro!
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So?
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Actually, I will get
a drink with you!
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Karen?
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I will see you later. Okay?
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"Go... Go..."
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"Go... Go..."
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"Go... Go..."
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"I can't get you out of my head."
259
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:12,320
"I can't get you out of my head."
260
00:17:20,360 --> 00:17:22,240
'While your eye has
been on me all evening,'
261
00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:24,400
'your lips clearly have
been on someone else.'
262
00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:25,440
'I don't know,'
263
00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:27,680
'just feels like some
weird sort of connection.'
264
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,560
'Wait, you can hear me?'
265
00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:32,400
'Not you, just your thoughts.'
266
00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:34,320
'Nonsense. You don't even know me.'
267
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:36,480
'I do. You're Sunny Leone.'
268
00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:37,600
'Web Girl of the Year.'
269
00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:39,320
'I guess that's all
you'll ever know.'
270
00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:41,080
'But I only know one
thing for now.'
271
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:43,720
'No one is ever going
to know you the way I will.'
272
00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:48,720
So, I was a rebound
273
00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:50,600
and you guys know
how that works out.
274
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,360
It doesn't!
275
00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:54,400
Now, imagine
276
00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:58,160
that you've gotta play your first
match against Roger Federer.
277
00:17:58,320 --> 00:18:00,160
You think you would
be able to get it up?
278
00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:03,400
The racquet! The racquet, right?
279
00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:04,720
That's exactly what happened to me
280
00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:06,840
the first time I was with
that porno chic, man!
281
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:08,560
I just could not get it up!
282
00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:10,240
And it was crazy.
283
00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:11,400
It was terrible!
284
00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:13,240
You know and to make matters worse,
285
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:15,440
I started imagining,
I started having these visuals
286
00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:17,840
that she was gonna ask me
to be in the porno films,
287
00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:20,000
the way she did
with her ex-boyfriend.
288
00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:22,960
I mean I know
the camera adds 10 pounds.
289
00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:24,840
But can it add ten inches?
290
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:29,160
I don't think that's gonna work,
right? It's ridiculous, man!
291
00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:30,960
But yeah, you know!
292
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:32,960
She is dating again.
293
00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:34,800
After that, she broke up with me!
294
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:36,720
That guy who was dating that girl,
295
00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:39,000
the Disparrow's guy,
he broke up with her!
296
00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:40,520
And now, they are together!
297
00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:43,160
And they are just out there,
doing porn!
298
00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:45,400
And giving each other
happy endings on camera,
299
00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:46,600
for the world to see!
300
00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:50,080
If only I had lasted 45 seconds….
Ah!
301
00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:01,560
Hey. What the fuck!
302
00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:03,320
Who the hell are you, man!
303
00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:05,760
Karen's ex.
- Who?
304
00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:08,520
The porno chic you keep
talking about in your gig, man.
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00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,680
Sunny?
- Yes. Sunny.
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Hey, listen to me, man.
307
00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:15,200
You have made a fool
out of me in my friend circle.
308
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:17,800
If you don't stop talking
about me or Sunny,
309
00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:20,960
I will whoop that black
ass of yours, you understand!
310
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:22,640
Do you understand? Say it.
311
00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:24,680
Yes, I mean but it is...
312
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:28,920
I guess but dude, it is not black.
It is like more brown!
313
00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:36,760
I am sorry about that, baby.
These fans, you know!
314
00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:38,000
Like they are just...
315
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:46,920
Excuse me.
316
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:50,560
Hi. Can I have the virgin mojitos
with bubbles, please?
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00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:52,720
What will you have?
318
00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:54,720
Can I get poison?
319
00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:55,640
Sorry?
320
00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:58,000
Nothing. I'll have...
What were you having?
321
00:19:58,120 --> 00:19:59,720
Virgin mojito
- Yes, same.
322
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,240
Thank you.
323
00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:04,360
What kind of a test is this, Tanya?
324
00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:06,720
Balwant, this is
the ultimate Bubble's test.
325
00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:08,680
But you know,
I have been a good girl
326
00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:10,840
for the past few weeks at least.
327
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,200
I know.
328
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:14,840
I don't know why I feel
like having a bubbly today.
329
00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:17,920
Well, I think it is because your
daughter went to the AVA Awards.
330
00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:21,640
AVA Award?
331
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:23,840
What is that?
332
00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:31,600
It is...
Balwant, I am so sorry,
333
00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:33,160
I really need to pee.
334
00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:34,960
I'd be right back, okay?
335
00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:47,200
Excuse me.
336
00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:51,800
What is AVA Awards?
337
00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:53,280
Sorry?
338
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:55,640
Nothing. Thank you
339
00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:10,400
'Search, AVA Awards'
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00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:15,720
'AVA Awards'
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'Best Oral Sex'
342
00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:19,000
'Best Threesome'
343
00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:25,800
'Web Girl of the Year'
344
00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:36,080
Balwant.
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00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:41,840
Do you need an actual drink?
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