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There she is, damn!
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Better watch out!
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Ooh, that's so nouveau retro.
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I love it,
and I hate it... bravo!
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Mmm, uh, okay, Mrs. Takamoto,
go ahead in.
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Uh, welcome to the tender loins.
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I'm Kevin Calhoun, the manager.
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I hope you'll find that
our upscale establishment
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is the epitome of quality,
prestige, and class.
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Let's see some titties, yeah!
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Her left one
is like a tennis ball,
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and the right one is more
like a peach.
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A sweet, juicy peach.
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Hey, how much for a lap dance?
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I'll give you 50 bucks and a
shot of whiskey?
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Hey, gosh,
I was talking to the girl.
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55 bucks?
No.
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Persephone, what do you keep
looking around for?
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My new boyfriend,
Dave, is coming in.
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We've been dating a whole month,
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and I'm finally gonna
meet his brother tonight.
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I guess I'm a little nervous.
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Oh, there he is!
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That's him?
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I mean, them...
Huh?
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Persephone,
this is my brother, cliff.
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Clifton Barnes the third.
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David, can we please
leave this dreadful place
29
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before I inhale
a venereal disease?
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Clifton, please, don't start.
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How could she not have met
his brother before?
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And how come only one of
them has a British accent?
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Leonard, have you seen Erotica?
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She's on next!
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What can possibly be
more important
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than showing up
for work on time?
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My baby, my baby!
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My baby, Stripperella!
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Please save my baby!
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Jesus, my baby!
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Lady, Jesus, my ears!
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You're screaming
right in my ears,
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will you please just
shut up already?
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Sorry.
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That's right, kitty.
46
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Who wants to eat a baby?
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You do, mmm...
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You want it?
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Go and get it.
50
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Um, thanks, but the blanket
was an heirloom.
51
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You know, zookeeper,
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you may want to consider
moving the playground
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to a safer location.
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Also, build the lions
a larger habitat.
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They're accustomed to
significantly more space
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in their natural environment.
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The plains of Africa.
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Oh, no, I gotta get to work!
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Okay, gentlemen,
prepare yourselves
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for the benchmark of beauty,
the matron of magnificence,
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the goddess of glamour,
the sultress of sexuality...
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Oh, no!
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Erotica!
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Marry me, marry me...
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That is the luckiest
man in the world.
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Oh!
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Sorry, fellas, gotta go.
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I'll be right back.
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You cannot, absolutely not!
70
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I absolutely forbid the...
Okay, go on, then.
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Evildoers, prepare
to become evil don't-ers!
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Do you mind?!
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Oh, sorry.
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20 percent off?
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Hello!
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Haz-mat team, report
to section six.
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Will the owner of
the invisible car
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please come to
the west secret entrance?
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We think you left
your lights on.
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And just a reminder,
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do not take food
out of the refrigerator
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that does not belong to you.
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Seriously, I've
told you, like, six times,
84
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it's clearly labeled 'Lisa'!
85
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Chief Stroganoff,
agent 69 reporting for duty.
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Stripperella, this is a very
dangerous mission.
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The fate of the entire
world rests on your shoulders.
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Now, go get 'em.
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Uh, I just got here.
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You haven't told me
what the mission is yet.
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Right, that's why you're
our top agent.
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I want you to watch this video.
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Let me just move the chair,
and... oh!
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00:09:08,848 --> 00:09:11,248
These things are so difficult!
95
00:09:13,086 --> 00:09:14,485
Where's the switch?
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00:09:16,656 --> 00:09:18,823
These chairs are ridiculous
and difficult to operate!
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Thank god I'm not crippled.
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Here, watch this video.
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You really should
get a better monitor.
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Well, unfortunately,
101
00:09:36,042 --> 00:09:38,776
we spent all our money
on the fancy wall.
102
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See?
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Drug addiction isn't
all fun and games.
104
00:09:42,849 --> 00:09:44,916
And on a serious note,
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Kalinka, the Russian
supermodel, is now fat.
106
00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:51,622
Scientists, dieticians, and
men are completely stunned.
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00:09:51,724 --> 00:09:53,657
There seems to be no explanation
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as to how the once emaciated
communist waif
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suddenly transformed
into a hideously obese sow.
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Kalinka's the eighth supermodel
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to suddenly plump up
in the last two months.
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00:10:04,837 --> 00:10:06,403
I've got a feeling in my gut,
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00:10:06,506 --> 00:10:08,172
and it's not my spastic colon.
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00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:11,242
Someone's maliciously fattening
these supermodels.
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So far, all we know
is that all eight models
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were represented by
the same agency.
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The pretty girl modeling agency.
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It's run by a man named
Nairasec Rotcod.
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Do my elbows look fat?
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00:10:25,424 --> 00:10:26,590
Last time I was here,
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Nairasec suggested I get
an elbow reduction.
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00:10:28,728 --> 00:10:30,161
They're great!
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When you walked in, I was
thinking, wow, nice elbows.
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00:10:32,899 --> 00:10:35,066
Aw, thanks!
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Hi, I'm cliche.
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Erotica.
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Call Bree, thank her for
the caviar she sent.
128
00:10:42,842 --> 00:10:44,942
Send the caviar to
Oliver, with a note from moi.
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00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:46,489
When you're done, find me
a replacement
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00:10:46,513 --> 00:10:47,873
and please fire
yourself, oh, and...
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00:10:51,784 --> 00:10:56,687
You, exquisite, fabulous!
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Office, mine, now!
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00:11:04,430 --> 00:11:08,299
You, your thumbs are too fat.
134
00:11:10,904 --> 00:11:14,872
Hmm, I find no imperfections
on you whatsoever.
135
00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:16,874
Your flesh is
perfectly balanced,
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00:11:16,976 --> 00:11:19,276
toes exactly one quarter
centimeter apart,
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00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:21,045
your navel is
perfectly centered.
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00:11:21,147 --> 00:11:22,758
The distance between your
sternum and your vagina
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is exemplary.
140
00:11:24,150 --> 00:11:26,917
So, pretty crazy
about those models
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suddenly becoming enormous, huh?
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00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,655
What models?
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00:11:30,757 --> 00:11:32,534
I had nothing to do with any
models becoming enormous.
144
00:11:32,558 --> 00:11:33,857
Why ask me?
145
00:11:33,959 --> 00:11:35,059
Well, I just thought
146
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because they all worked
for your agency...
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00:11:36,963 --> 00:11:40,064
Look, I don't
hire models to think.
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00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:41,532
Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I'm gonna leave you alone in
my office unsupervised
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00:11:43,636 --> 00:11:45,302
for a few minutes.
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00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:47,404
Hmm...
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00:11:49,943 --> 00:11:52,075
Tongue scanner activate.
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00:12:01,854 --> 00:12:04,221
I'm back!
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00:12:04,323 --> 00:12:05,689
Congratulations, you've got
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your first modeling assignment!
156
00:12:07,627 --> 00:12:10,461
Wow, really, me, a model?
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00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:11,762
It's tomorrow,
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00:12:11,865 --> 00:12:13,465
it's a video shoot
for the band Roctopus.
159
00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:15,633
No way, I love Roctopus!
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00:12:28,681 --> 00:12:30,080
Erotica!
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00:12:30,182 --> 00:12:31,616
Check out my new breasts.
162
00:12:31,717 --> 00:12:33,483
Aren't the nipples perfect?
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I just got them done!
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00:12:35,021 --> 00:12:36,220
Since I saw you yesterday?
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00:12:36,322 --> 00:12:37,421
Yeah.
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00:12:37,523 --> 00:12:39,122
Oh, I also had
my thumbs reduced.
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00:12:39,224 --> 00:12:41,158
The plastic surgeon is
the greatest.
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His name is Doctor Cesarian.
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He's the same guy that
did my elbows.
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Here's his card.
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00:12:47,199 --> 00:12:49,333
Hey, do you know
any of the models
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00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:51,402
who mysteriously blimped up?
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00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:53,270
Well, Kalinka and I
174
00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:55,406
both did ads for glow in
the dark cigarettes, but...
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00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:59,243
There's stiffy woods!
176
00:12:59,345 --> 00:13:01,678
Stiffy, I love all your songs!
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00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:04,114
"Where did all my blood go?",
"condom schmondom",
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00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:05,849
and "homicide is funny"!
179
00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:09,520
My sister totally killed her
husband because of that song!
180
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:12,656
I hear that all the time, it
really means a lot to me.
181
00:13:12,758 --> 00:13:14,658
What song is this video for?
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00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:17,862
It's called
"Encyclopedia Satanica."
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Okay, people, places, everybody.
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All right, here's the concept.
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The band is playing,
186
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and you hot, thin chicks dance
around the pool, all right?
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You!
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You dance on that precariously
flimsy platform.
189
00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:33,844
"Encyclopedia Satanica,"
take one, action!
190
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Satan's got some books to sell
191
00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:51,728
the ink is blood and
it's printed in hell
192
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200 volumes of Satanica
193
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bring your soul and harmonica
194
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:04,875
encyclopedia!
195
00:14:04,977 --> 00:14:08,445
Satan's going door to door
196
00:14:08,547 --> 00:14:11,915
he'll quote one price
but charge you more
197
00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:15,252
evil books from a to z
198
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,821
he's so bad it's heavenly
199
00:14:29,134 --> 00:14:31,869
Whoa!
200
00:14:54,993 --> 00:14:56,927
She's stuck in
the bottom of the pool!
201
00:14:57,029 --> 00:14:59,530
She's gonna drown!
202
00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:03,300
Lucky for her,
Stripperella's here!
203
00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:05,703
Not that I was here already,
because I wasn't.
204
00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:08,138
I just got here.
205
00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:21,551
Whoa!
206
00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:24,387
Hee-ya!
207
00:15:24,489 --> 00:15:26,223
This would be really hot
208
00:15:26,325 --> 00:15:29,894
if that one chick looked like
she did five minutes ago.
209
00:15:29,995 --> 00:15:32,195
What happened?
210
00:15:32,297 --> 00:15:34,164
You bloated up
like an enormous sea cow,
211
00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:36,166
and then I saved you
from drowning.
212
00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:39,236
I'm huge!
213
00:15:39,338 --> 00:15:43,640
Why couldn't you have
just let me die?
214
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,758
Wow, the Eiffel tower!
215
00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:03,327
You should see my big Ben.
216
00:16:03,428 --> 00:16:04,762
What a talent!
217
00:16:04,864 --> 00:16:07,664
Where did you learn that,
whore school?
218
00:16:07,766 --> 00:16:10,067
You know, Persephone,
219
00:16:10,169 --> 00:16:12,169
I'm really starting to like you.
220
00:16:12,271 --> 00:16:14,405
I usually don't let myself
get so attached to someone.
221
00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:16,340
Yeah, me neither.
222
00:16:16,441 --> 00:16:18,209
You're not like
the other guys I've dated.
223
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You're special, unique.
224
00:16:23,215 --> 00:16:24,748
Can't breathe!
225
00:16:24,850 --> 00:16:26,216
Oh, my word!
He's choking!
226
00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:28,719
Do something, you tawdry wench!
227
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:31,555
Oh, oh dear!
228
00:16:36,562 --> 00:16:38,762
You saved my life, thank you.
229
00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:41,498
I learned the Heimlich
here at the tender loins.
230
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,467
You'd be surprised how often
the girls choke
231
00:16:43,569 --> 00:16:45,235
picking up dollar
bills with their mouth.
232
00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:47,070
What a delightful anecdote.
233
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:48,638
Please, tell it again.
234
00:16:48,740 --> 00:16:50,307
That's enough, cliff.
235
00:16:50,409 --> 00:16:51,542
I'm not gonna sit here
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and listen to you
talk to her that way.
237
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Come on, Persephone.
238
00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:57,148
Let's go somewhere
we can be alone.
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I've got to figure out
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what's really happened
to these models, Avi.
241
00:17:12,966 --> 00:17:15,299
What else do these
nine girls have in common?
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00:17:15,401 --> 00:17:17,167
I know that six of them
take Tae-Bo,
243
00:17:17,269 --> 00:17:18,802
five are vegetarians,
244
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seven of them slept with
Charlie sheen, yuck.
245
00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:24,408
Wait a minute.
246
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,478
Look at her breasts.
247
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:29,447
That's it, that is it!
248
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:33,517
All these girls had boob jobs!
249
00:17:33,619 --> 00:17:36,454
Doctor Cesarian!
250
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:39,089
Thanks for the boob job,
doctor Cesarian.
251
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They look and feel so natural!
252
00:17:41,293 --> 00:17:43,761
Anytime, Enorma.
253
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I'll be seeing you...
In the obituary column!
254
00:18:22,167 --> 00:18:25,635
On the next stripperella...
255
00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:13,384
Enorma, you've been
booby trapped!
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00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:16,052
You're set to
explode in two minutes.
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