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Then this is getting ridiculous
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one of your crazy no peeking no I'm not
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peeking
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just want a cup of tea my feet are sore
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and I'm sorry love I just want it all to
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be perfect it's your namesake
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anniversary after all well get on with
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it then okay so
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I think I tied the knot a bit too good
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oh for crying out loud it's all right
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don't panic at Ruby come on let me do it
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okay fine
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Tada happy Ruby anniversary Ruby darling
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what do you think
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what is this it's for us you and me
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isn't she a cracker
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is this a joke a joke no not at all do
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you not like it I pulled a lot of
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strings to get this fella said it was
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top quality lovely soft spot with your
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favorite view says last forever
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grave
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you weren't expecting that were you
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no Leonard I must confess I wasn't
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yes what is wrong with you what's up
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grave it's our Ruby anniversary and
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you've bought me a grave a really nice
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grave you love it here look the Mourns
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the beach we used to walk on the best
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view in the world and
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I brought us a picnic
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grave you're not going to be taking in
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the Blessed view oh come on Ruby give it
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a chance here try it out what
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oh yes oh this is very nice oh it's
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actually quite comfortable yeah and you
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can still see the mountains of Ukraine
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your neck oh I'm living in a nightmare
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of all the barmy cock-a-doodle-doo
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things you've done over the years this
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has to take the biscuit no but no this
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is me actually being very practical this
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time the karate lessons for Christmas
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yeah I wanted to be able to protect
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yourself when I'm gone
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The Prostitute get up for my 60th I was
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burlesque themed night where it looked a
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lot Tamer on the website in front of
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everybody oh
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the claymore's sword for our silver when
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people are picking the Braveheart at the
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time
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at least it had the virtue of actually
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being silver what has a cemetery plot
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got to do with a ruby anniversary I'm
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sure there must be some logical and
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fascinating Connection in your head
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the flowers are red
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you could have bought me some ruby
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earrings or a necklace
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or a brooch I mean nothing extravagant
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just
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just
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nice and normal
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imagining I was dead and buried well
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we're not getting any younger love
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by 63. well you can never start too
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early my dad had his plot booked from
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the day turned 40. well that doesn't
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surprise me about your father mind you
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at least he didn't present it to your
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mother as an anniversary gift oh pops
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didn't have much imagination
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and you have too much imagination
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honestly lemons oh
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just once I mean the picnic
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great
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sweet day dear
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but on a grave
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I thought you loved it here you said you
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wanted to be buried here when did I say
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that when
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I come over 19 or something I don't
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remember
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come down here on your moped
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we sat on that very wall
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we looked at the Sunset and you said
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we should be buried here
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so we can gears in that view for all
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eternity
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it was very romantic you made a big
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impression on me my moped
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I never had a moped you were driving
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them many by the time we were going out
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together we went everywhere in it
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Daisy McKeever had a mop head
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remember Daisy who you went out with
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before me
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old clown hair mccaver
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remember her what no that come
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so you have just bought me some other
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girl's grave for our wedding anniversary
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you're actually trying to hurt me I'm
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trying to make you happy well you're
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trying it all the wrong ways at least
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one of us is trying
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I didn't mean that
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I've really come back oh they are here
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isn't this insanity is in love for me
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I'm getting cremated
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Ruby
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excuse me thank you pardon excuse me
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excuse me sorry
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Ruby
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foreign
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just leave me alone
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what there's no one here
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oh for God's sake
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come and have the picnic
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up your
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bottom
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or go have it with Chuckles Mickey ever
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come on Ruby I was over 40 years ago
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well
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it seems like she's the one who's fresh
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in your memory
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she's the one you want to spend eternity
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with
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gazing at the sunset
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how many other girls did you bring out
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here anyway
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I had no idea you were such a lethario
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in your youth I wasn't honestly it was
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an easy mistake to make
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because it is why don't you save your
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little hole for Daisy McKeever I'm sure
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she's just dying to be buried in it with
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you
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I think she died a few years back
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no
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did she fall off her moped
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this Exchange
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it's surreal
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I'm an educated person and you always
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end up making me feel like I'm a head
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case
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sorry love like I'm the dull boring old
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battle ax
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no that's not
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you try so hard Getting It Right Lynn
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you don't even see I don't need all this
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just want to know
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I know I'm an Egypt Ruby I don't deserve
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you and I never have
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oh here we go again it's not bloody
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about deserving just stop
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I was always you
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ever since we were youngsters in the
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school bus you are so pretty and
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glamorous the Posh Protestant girl
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there's a wee scattering from the
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markets I knew you were way out of my
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league
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I figured if I could get to be with you
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I would spend the rest of my life trying
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to make you happy
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that every day I would go the extra mile
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sure you never had an ordinary day in
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your life
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Well you certainly succeeded on that
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front
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and yes now that I think on it it was a
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Daft idea
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even by my standards
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but I just can't imagine ever being
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apart from you
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suppose it makes sense I mean
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I suppose at our age it does to think
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about these things
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scary getting old you can say that again
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don't
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kids are all grown up they don't need us
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anymore
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sometimes it feels like you're standing
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on the edge of a big empty hole and
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you're just
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sometimes I can't shake the feeling that
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in the end
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I always wind up alone
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make this kind of talk
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the one thing that keeps me chipper
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there's no one that you're beside me
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not a hundred years from now some kids
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will come around here on their
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hoverboards and they'll see that there
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was a wee couple called Ruby and Leonard
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no wonder what we were like
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and more of a happy
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and more way and love
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where are we happy
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we were
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in love
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against all my better judgment
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that wasn't Posh you're a bit up
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yourself In fairness
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why did you put up with me I'm such a
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spoiled old bitty
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who's your every
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everything I don't deserve you
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I got your redress
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to give you a litter it's red it's not
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even a bit burlesque huh
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tickets
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do you hate Oprah
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bring me I put
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so what's in the sandwiches
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[Music]
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and afterwards we can take a nice sweet
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walk on the Strand that always rains hey
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you not remember anytime we'd go to have
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a walk on that beach it would inevitably
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rain and we'd have to get back in the
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car every single time
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sure
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Quran today
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I suppose I should give you your present
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can you already give me the shirt
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it's just a stupid weird thing really
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it's something I made
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don't keep me in suspense big girl
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slippers ruby slippers
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oh now I get it look in The Wizard of Oz
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to go to be stupid
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maybe I was trained out after you some
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chance
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there's no place like home yes okay big
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joke
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here
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do you mind the time back in the 80s one
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hot summer night We snuck in here and we
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did it not too Stone there
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Jesus please tell me it helps us
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hey that was us
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here do you think we should absolutely
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not no no probably best
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right what about that walk ah that'd be
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nice
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ah here
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another day then
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the Lord is my shepherd I shall not one
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the Waters of repose he leaves
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revives my soul
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he guides me back Ruby
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leave me
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why would you do a thing like this
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Ruby love where are you under the eyes
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I'm here
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really my cup rims over
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but your goodness and kindness pursue me
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every day
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but you're dead no offense learn love
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but sorry you
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you what I went years ago this is your
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funeral
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I've been waiting for you
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holy
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Trump development
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not a bad turnout
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mine was bigger
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Library
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of course they will
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how about that walk now
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that's some few isn't it best fear in
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the world
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so what do you want for
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criminal I only get you what you ask for
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how about peace and quiet then I can do
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that
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what about HARP lessons sorry
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sorry what was that box that you wanted
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before you died I'll box you in a minute
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there's even half DVD players for crying
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out loud
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foreign
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a thousand miles
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it's true let's go
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I'll go where you go
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I'll go where you go
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I'll go where you go
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I'll go where you go
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what if they need us
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I know
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where you go
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thank you
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thank you
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thank you
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