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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:08,277 It is far? 2 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:14,600 Stop. Sit down. 3 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:17,237 Wait for. 4 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:25,999 This is cordially unpleasant to me, let's hope well. 5 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:29,750 - Does it hurt? - To me... no. 6 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:31,990 - Like "To me... no"? - No. 7 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:33,514 - Doesn't it hurt you? - No. 8 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:38,151 - Excuse me, yours is chronic unconsciousness. - Why? 9 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:43,553 Are we lucky enough to be run over and it doesn't hurt? 10 00:02:43,640 --> 00:02:49,431 Because you bandaged my sound foot and not the "broken" one. 11 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:54,390 What a fool! You are stupid! 12 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:59,031 Yeah, it's the left. I bandaged your left because I'm left handed. 13 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:02,954 - And you said this hurt you. - Because the weather changed. 14 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:07,273 - That hurt me too. - And now it doesn't hurt? - No. 15 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:11,350 Doesn't it hurt you? Look into my eyes. 16 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:13,557 Ouch! 17 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:18,438 Good, good, good, good. Lullaby, good, good. 18 00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:23,993 Do you feel how you suffer? Here we need a strong compensation! 19 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:27,630 He needs the feet! He walks with his feet! 20 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:31,156 He looks like an ordinary man to her, but he isn't. He is a pedestrian! 21 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:33,914 He doesn't interest me. 22 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:35,957 Inhumane! 23 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:40,234 He does not care! How I dislike him! 24 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:42,709 - That's a fool. - Yes, a fool. 25 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:49,312 Get up. Follow me. 26 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:52,596 - Me to that... - Shut up. 27 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:54,717 Limp! 28 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:58,957 To come in. 29 00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:05,798 Ah, it's her! Tell me. 30 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:09,516 Sure, you shop. One moment, shop. 31 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:13,309 Hello? I didn't say to her, a moment. 32 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:19,351 The deal interests me, I don't care 50 or 100 million more. 33 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:22,353 Excuse me for a moment. 34 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:26,513 Say, engineer. 480 million and not a penny more! 35 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:29,911 - Confirm the news? 36 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:37,836 - Hello? Stay in line. - It's for her. - Like? 37 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:56,709 - Who are you? - They're the investment people. 38 00:04:57,320 --> 00:05:01,234 - Doctor Pierluigi Bruscatelli. - Pleased to meet you, Cesare Posalaquaglia. 39 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:04,597 - Berto Lacandida. - It's Nordic, from the north. 40 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:08,116 - A cigar? - Thanks, it's very kind of you. 41 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:11,990 - Would you like to sit down? - Do not mention it. 42 00:05:12,080 --> 00:05:14,515 - We are in his house and .. .- Exactly. 43 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:17,433 - Mr. Bruscolini... - Bruscatelli. - I know. 44 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:21,400 - Please, Posalaquaglia. - Then I'll sit down. 45 00:05:21,480 --> 00:05:24,393 - She too. - Permit? - Sure. 46 00:05:24,640 --> 00:05:28,395 For an investment, it couldn't have happened better. 47 00:05:28,480 --> 00:05:33,077 Our company has a capital of 2 billion and "broken". 48 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:36,437 - What did I tell you earlier? - Are too many. 49 00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:40,713 - Actually there are a bit too many, BRUSCOLINI. - Too many peas. 50 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:44,680 What sum did you intend to... 51 00:05:44,760 --> 00:05:48,310 "Roughly", as an adjustment, we 52 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:52,234 would have satisfied even the "broken". 53 00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:57,110 It is not worth it, the "broken" will be 282 or 283 million. 54 00:05:57,200 --> 00:06:00,955 Bringing the figure to Guatemala, between interest 55 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:03,953 and devaluation would be reduced to a trifle. 56 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:07,158 Let me advise you. 57 00:06:07,240 --> 00:06:11,837 Let's make half a billion and don't talk about it anymore! 58 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:16,630 Good boy! It's nice to talk to people who understand, who understand. 59 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:19,917 Bravo, Mr. Bruscacoso, is a great man! 60 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:26,872 For the sum, how do you intend to do it, through a bank or "pro manibus"? 61 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:31,750 - We don't care, you do. - A nice "cappellata" and off you go! 62 00:06:31,840 --> 00:06:34,673 But what investment are they talking about? 63 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:38,953 - You hit them with the car. - She had to say it first! 64 00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:40,878 Prepare the balance! 65 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:43,474 What ways! She scares him. 66 00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:48,157 He is infirm, he has a bruised lower limb. 67 00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:51,392 - Get your foot off my table! - Don't raise your voice. 68 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:54,996 Let's agree because my time is precious. 69 00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:58,869 - Even my client's! - What does she do? 70 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:00,917 - The unemployed. - Ah! 71 00:07:01,480 --> 00:07:05,030 Do not listen to him, from the "investiture", he does not think anymore. 72 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:07,953 - But I just stepped on his foot! - And what it means? 73 00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:12,955 The nerves start from the foot and flow to the cranial skullcap. 74 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:15,600 The shock was so strong that the cranial skullcap 75 00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:19,071 and the "intercostal" brain no longer work. 76 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:23,040 - What did you do? - Specialized in files. 77 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:27,354 I was queuing at the counters to collect the packages for the subsidy. 78 00:07:27,440 --> 00:07:31,638 - He was unemployed then! - Let's not start with big words! 79 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:34,394 - He's very busy! - Yes, it's a difficult job. 80 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:39,190 To get the winter rescue you have to stay there all winter, then 81 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:42,716 spring comes and you can no longer sell the panettone and the blanket. 82 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:46,998 With his investment he did him harm. Damages are paid! 83 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:51,551 - "Whoever breaks pays and the pieces belong to him!" - Enough! 84 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:53,472 - Who is she? - What ways are these? 85 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:57,394 Doctor, I have left the number and name blank. 86 00:07:57,480 --> 00:08:00,677 - How much? - We had established... - Tell him. 87 00:08:00,760 --> 00:08:04,594 - The loose change, 283 million. - 283 million? 88 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:09,593 It is understanding! 89 00:08:09,680 --> 00:08:11,353 Sir? 90 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:16,310 - 100 thousand lire, take it or leave it. - Are you kidding? 91 00:08:16,440 --> 00:08:19,990 From 283 million we go down to 100 thousand lire? 92 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:23,158 - What a reduction! - Take or leave! 93 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:27,757 - You put me in front of a HORNED dilemma. - Why? 94 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:31,515 Because faced with the alternative of taking or leaving, 95 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:34,718 - I'm for the taking. - Bravo, lawyer. 96 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:38,077 - What name should I write? - In via transitory, Posalaquaglia. 97 00:08:38,160 --> 00:08:40,310 - I transit. - He passes. 98 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:42,437 - Here it is. - Good. 99 00:08:43,720 --> 00:08:46,678 - What is this? - What's this? 100 00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:50,470 - Never seen. Is it a SCEQUA? - No, it's a "I'll pay". 101 00:08:50,560 --> 00:08:53,393 "I'll pay". We had established that he paid immediately. 102 00:08:53,480 --> 00:08:57,155 - I pay with a "I'll pay". - No. Whoever pays immediately, pays with a "pay". 103 00:08:57,240 --> 00:09:01,473 - I will pay, you will pay... and he does not pay. - What are you saying? 104 00:09:01,560 --> 00:09:07,033 The "I'll pay" is a bill and a bill is current money! 105 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:12,593 The use of cash payment is outdated! Today you pay in bills. 106 00:09:12,680 --> 00:09:17,629 - With this... - Sure, you can spend it as you please. 107 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:23,671 Modern life is based on credit and credit is based on promissory note. 108 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:28,631 All the largest companies in the world, 109 00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:30,836 as modestly mine is, use this system. 110 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:33,639 Do you see this furniture? All bills. 111 00:09:33,720 --> 00:09:36,997 This huge palace? Bills! 112 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:42,996 All the companies that I have around the world... Change them! 113 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:50,111 Therefore, gentlemen, I tell you that the bill is tomorrow's cash. 114 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:57,675 Dear friends, if there is one thing that will have a 115 00:09:57,760 --> 00:10:01,833 future in Italy, this, my friends, is the bill of exchange. 116 00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:05,077 What are you doing? 117 00:10:05,320 --> 00:10:07,880 He is like a child. 118 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:10,437 Gentlemen. 119 00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:15,112 Gentlemen, do you want to know where 120 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:18,875 this wonderful payment system will lead us? 121 00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:23,318 In jail! His boss is done cheating on his neighbor. 122 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:25,676 - Where is it? - Here, but I don't know if it's free. 123 00:10:25,760 --> 00:10:29,913 He's not free, I have a warrant for him. 124 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:33,557 What's up? 125 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:36,997 - Are you Bruscatelli? - Yup. 126 00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:39,640 Could you go? I have a little to do. 127 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:44,715 - Of course, she is important! - Sorry if we kept you. 128 00:10:45,560 --> 00:10:48,712 Don't hold him back too much, the Commander has a lot to do. 129 00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:50,871 He has many "payers"! 130 00:10:51,160 --> 00:10:53,071 - Even the guards! - Sure. 131 00:10:53,160 --> 00:10:56,391 An important person has a bodyguard. Good morning. 132 00:10:56,480 --> 00:10:59,950 - Do you know him? - No. - You said hello. - It's education. 133 00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:02,873 > There is an arrest warrant. 134 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:05,557 > Come here, you. 135 00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:12,438 Miss, if they're looking for me, say I'm out. 136 00:11:12,520 --> 00:11:14,796 No, say it's inside. 137 00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:19,471 My dear sir, you are delusional. 138 00:11:19,560 --> 00:11:24,555 It is not enough to fall from the tram to claim compensation. 139 00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:29,999 No, my dear. Her fall must have legal effect. 140 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:32,799 You must be supported by a testimony. 141 00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:35,838 - Do you have witnesses? - Witnesses? Nothing. 142 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:39,231 - Then let's make him come. - Who? - Nothing. 143 00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:42,631 Nothing, means "nobody"! 144 00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:46,679 You have spoken in Latin! Since we are on the subject of Latin, I will 145 00:11:46,760 --> 00:11:51,675 quote you the phrase of that great and famous man who was my father: 146 00:11:51,760 --> 00:11:54,718 "Falling is lawful, testifying is necessary." 147 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:57,713 - Permission? > "Lupus in fabula", go on! 148 00:11:57,800 --> 00:12:00,952 - Forward. > Come on, "lupus in fabula". - Forward! 149 00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:06,433 > It's you! - Ah! "Lupus in fabula"! I did not understand. 150 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:09,114 - Understood as "cheese on macaroni". - Really? 151 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:13,239 - My partner and cousin, Posalaquaglia. 152 00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:15,197 - Posalaquaglia. - I have nothing. 153 00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:18,671 - Him, Posalaquaglia. - It's me. - Search me, I don't have it. 154 00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:21,912 - I'm having fun! Quail! - I do not have it! 155 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:27,120 There is the usual mistake, Posalaquaglia is our surname. 156 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:30,113 We are cousins, Posalaquaglia and Posalaquaglia. 157 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:33,079 - I thought... - You don't have to lay a quail here. 158 00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:35,959 If you want to put it down, put it down. 159 00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:38,435 - Pleasure. - Ah! Put your hand down! 160 00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:41,273 - Put your hand down! - No, Posalaquaglia! 161 00:12:41,440 --> 00:12:44,637 - He did not understand: Posalaquaglia. - Put your hand down! 162 00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:47,315 - What happened? - His hand is injured. 163 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:51,309 - It scared me! - I have a fractured hand. 164 00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:55,519 That's why he said "put your hand down"! Instead I understood... 165 00:12:55,760 --> 00:12:57,831 - I have a fractured hand. - It is gone? I'm sorry. 166 00:12:57,920 --> 00:13:01,197 - He Stand still! - Be good, be good. 167 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:04,238 - Is it fractured? - Yes. - You can't see it! 168 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:07,353 I mistook it for a glove, sorry. 169 00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:13,277 - We want to make a nice "record"? - Is she there? - I have to be there. 170 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:17,797 - We write. Profession? - Restaurant waiter. 171 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:22,590 - Physical damage to report? - Fracture of the hand. 172 00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:28,517 - I'm sorry to contradict you: of the foot! - No, of the hand. 173 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:31,160 - Of the foot. - Of the hand, cousin. 174 00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:34,198 You have not understood anything. 175 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:38,478 A one-handed waiter can carry the dishes. 176 00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:44,158 If he has a broken foot, he also walks badly with the other foot. 177 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:49,553 - So he cannot exercise his physical profession. - Quite right! 178 00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:54,714 We can support the thesis of permanent invalidity at work. 179 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:59,677 - Very well, lawyer. - What number of feet does he wear? 180 00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:01,717 I do not know. 181 00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:06,076 "So much for baking soda!" It's all foot! 182 00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:08,720 I always walk! 183 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:10,757 So... 184 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:15,236 That will be a 45/46, if I'm not mistaken. 185 00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:18,278 - Done. - What's this? 186 00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:22,513 - This served for the other client. - Ah! 187 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:26,994 - Oh yes! How did it go? - Well, then I'll tell you. 188 00:14:27,080 --> 00:14:31,392 - Would you like to have the pleasure of putting it on? - Yes. 189 00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:35,394 - Does it fit well? - Well... - Do you want some baby powder? - No need. 190 00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:40,236 Lawyer, do you think he can win the case with his broken foot? 191 00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:42,755 - It's already won. - "Definitely won"! - Good! 192 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:46,276 - Rest assured. - That's it and let's hope well. 193 00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:48,158 - Goodbye. - Ouch! 194 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:51,631 - Does your foot hurt? - No, the hand. - No, the foot! 195 00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:54,473 The foot is important! The hand no! 196 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:59,589 - But the hand is mine. - All right, hands and feet. - The foot, remember! - Yup. 197 00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:04,277 - Otherwise in the Magistrate's Court we don't know what to say. - See you in court. 198 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:09,514 - No, that's the closet. - To the left. - Sorry. 199 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:13,070 - Watch out for the third step, it's broken. - Thank you. 200 00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:16,471 - Did he pay you? - Yes. - Liquid? - Yup. 201 00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:18,915 - What's this? - Chianti. 202 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,674 - Dry? - Almost. - "Anything goes." 203 00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:26,152 - Has your client been compensated? - Highly indemnified 204 00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:29,949 - How much? - I made him give 100 thousand lire! 205 00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:33,715 - Did he pay you? - Sure. - How much? - 100 thousand lire. 206 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:38,749 - How is it possible, he gave you everything? - There are expenses. 207 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:43,357 I sign everything, I'm picky. I don't want you to say that I take advantage. 208 00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:45,192 Look at the expenses. 209 00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:46,190 "Marcella." 210 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:48,715 - Who is Marcella? - The fee. 211 00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:51,792 - Plot! - I wrote it in the dark. 212 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:57,434 "Miscellaneous expenses: dense foot." Quite right. 213 00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:59,750 "Added expenses: lateral and collateral." 214 00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:04,038 - Expenses on the right, expenses on the left... - Generally. 215 00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:09,111 - "Mobile and immobile wealth." - When we move. 216 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:14,434 - ILGE, AGI, AGIS, AGIP, INCOM, INCASS. - I have cashed. 217 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:17,990 - Liquid? - No, solid. Here it is. 218 00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:22,479 - No, no! - Of course? 219 00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:25,359 - A bill of exchange! - It is the future of Italy. 220 00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:28,319 I have told you many times not to take bills. 221 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:33,110 - This one has Bruscolini's signature! - This is Bruscatelli. - Exactly. 222 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:36,716 - So tell me. - Bruscatelli. - So tell me. - Bruscatelli. 223 00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:39,713 - Yes, I say: "then tell me". - Bruscatelli. 224 00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:42,440 - I understand, I said tell me... 225 00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:44,830 - Bruscatelli! - You tell me: tell me! 226 00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:47,753 You did well, this supported. 227 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:51,356 I am not stupid! I knew immediately that he was a supported type. 228 00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:53,351 Collect. 229 00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:56,675 One moment! 230 00:16:58,040 --> 00:17:00,350 - Are you ready? Hurry up. - Forward! 231 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:03,595 - Posalaquaglia and Posalaquaglia? 232 00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:05,512 Ah! 233 00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:10,356 - Please, take a seat. - I need a testimony. 234 00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:13,472 - Cousin, a testimony! - Yup. 235 00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:16,678 - Sit down. - I'm here because I can't sit down. 236 00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:21,436 - He can not? I understand. - An interesting detail. 237 00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:24,433 He forces us to remain standing. 238 00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:26,318 - "Pardon"! Get up! - Sorry. 239 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:30,553 Do we want to speed up the times? Let's make a "verbal". 240 00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:32,836 - Where's the block? - Huh? 241 00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:34,439 - The block. - There he is. 242 00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:37,876 - Not that. - More block than this? - The notepad. 243 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:40,873 - The notepad? - Look in the drawer. 244 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,633 - There is not. - Ah! 245 00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:46,429 - You called? - Damn! - Sorry. 246 00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:51,393 - This man is an earthquake. - Excuse him. - Here it is. 247 00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:52,755 Miss... 248 00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:57,391 ♪ Miss, don't look at the sailors because... ♪ 249 00:17:57,480 --> 00:18:00,074 - You are crazy! - No, I'm happy. 250 00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:03,869 - This scares me sometimes. - You tart singing it? 251 00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:06,349 - I'm saying: Miss... - Don't look at the sailors. 252 00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:09,796 - Give me his general information. - Capponi Lola. 253 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:12,633 - "Capons..." - Capons, like hen. 254 00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:14,996 - Hen or Capponi? - Capons. 255 00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:20,234 It is written Capponi, but it is as if she were a hen. As if it were a biped. 256 00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:24,632 - A strange thing happened to me. - Where did you drop it? 257 00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:29,157 No, sorry, you are ignorant. He didn't fall, it happened to her. 258 00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:34,110 - Remote past! - I was walking with a friend of mine behind a plant. 259 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:36,760 - Behind Ciampino airport. - Yup. 260 00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:40,037 Suddenly a hunter shot me. 261 00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:45,673 - Where did he shoot her? - Eh...- he Can't sit! - Overleaf. 262 00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:49,834 I have reported the hunter, but I have no witnesses. 263 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:54,312 Did you understand? He has no witnesses. Sit down. 264 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:58,280 - Miss, now he has the witnesses. - Ah! 265 00:18:58,360 --> 00:19:02,194 Does he remember the tree behind the plant? 266 00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:03,953 - That tree... - It was me. 267 00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:07,112 No, he was hiding behind the tree. 268 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:12,115 - Remember the scarecrow on the wall? - It was him. 269 00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:15,989 - He scared the sparrows. - I was behind the scarecrow. - Exactly. 270 00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:18,435 - We are the witnesses. - I understand. 271 00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:23,640 - When you are called by the Magistrate's Court, we will intervene. - Legally. 272 00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:28,954 You have to make that scoundrel pay the damages and send him to jail. 273 00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:33,591 - Let's not advance... - No, dear cousin, we need an advance. 274 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:36,672 - That's right, come on. - Come. 275 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:40,158 Come on, miss. Beautiful young lady. 276 00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:42,914 - Cash desk! - How much do you pay? How much do you anticipate? 277 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,640 I don't live on income. 278 00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:49,839 Get it all sorted out and we'll make an agreement in the end. 279 00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:55,757 We need money for the first expenses, what can we do? 280 00:19:55,840 --> 00:20:00,232 - If you don't pay in cash... - You will pay in kind. - Like? 281 00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:04,314 He means: cured meats, oils, fats, cheeses, pasta. 282 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:07,791 Yes, we also accept pasta cooked. 283 00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:12,909 In homage to its beauty, our company accepts everything. 284 00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:15,395 - All right, goodbye. - See you later. 285 00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:18,912 Watch out for the step, the third is broken. 286 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:23,039 - Watch out for the dogs, they bite. - The gray one is not. 287 00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:27,239 - Beautiful girl. - Gorgeous. You must be a countess or a baroness. 288 00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:31,553 - A noble who goes after the plants? - She's fallen! 289 00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:35,679 I have to finish a job. 290 00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:39,951 - I have to heat the macaroni. - Which? 291 00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:44,113 Those left over from last night. We need to strengthen ourselves. 292 00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:47,511 - I want them al dente! - They are already cooked. 293 00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:53,358 - The tobacconist's coming. - Who? - The landlord. 294 00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:58,913 - We have to give him 6 months! - Did you give it to him? - No and you? - No. 295 00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:02,795 - Damn cuckold! - Who? - The landlord! 296 00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:06,714 - Is he a cuckold? - I do not know. Please, let's treat him well. 297 00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:08,996 Always wrong! 298 00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:11,799 - Forward. - Please, take a seat. - Good morning. 299 00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:16,431 - A little while ago my cousin was praising him. - I am pleased to. 300 00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:19,990 - You are welcome. - Thank you. - Cousin, the hat. - Immediately. 301 00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:24,400 I'll only stay two minutes. 302 00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:29,270 - We were busy, we were preparing a BRIK-FIST. - Like? 303 00:21:29,360 --> 00:21:33,240 My cousin mispronounces English. A BRACO-FESSO. 304 00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:37,229 - Breakfast, the first. - It's the last one. - Let's hope not. 305 00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:40,153 I need legal advice urgently. 306 00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:44,590 I got it? Legal advice! 307 00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:48,719 - Then take a seat! - Don't bother. 308 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:52,077 Please, take a seat. Please, take a seat. 309 00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:57,359 - What are you doing? - It's my fault. 310 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:01,197 - Give the chair to the knight. - Here. - Where do you put it? 311 00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:05,956 - What do I do with it? I'm already seated! - You're getting me drunk! 312 00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:10,197 Here it is. 313 00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:12,239 - Ah! - Ah!!! 314 00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:15,995 - What happens? - My foot! Raise your leg! 315 00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:19,232 Not that one, mine! 316 00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:23,191 - Mamma Mia! - I'm sorry. 317 00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:25,749 Why did you put your foot under my chair? 318 00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:29,834 - I'll explain in two words. - We understand everything. 319 00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:32,309 - Thing? - I don't know, what did he say? 320 00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:36,109 - Let me talk. - She doesn't speak. - One moment! 321 00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:41,320 In addition to being the owner of a tobacconist, 322 00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:46,474 - I have apartments. - Knight, let's not exaggerate. 323 00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:51,316 - These aren't apartments, they're caverns. - "Abitucoli". 324 00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:53,960 - Really? - Slums! - Caves. 325 00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:59,513 - However they are rented! - These are properties that make you. - Yup. 326 00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:01,477 It is an excellent investment. 327 00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:06,430 - While all the tenants pay the rent... 328 00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:09,109 - Everyone? - Not everybody. 329 00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:14,229 Someone has been occupying my best apartment for 6 months without paying. 330 00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:18,871 - Rascals. - Yes. - Scoundrels. - Yes. - Delinquents. - Exotic! 331 00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:24,751 Can I take legal action against these defaulting tenants? 332 00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:27,400 - Of course! - Ssss! 333 00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:30,836 - Of course... - Ssss! - That's enough! 334 00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:33,912 - It's assent. - Cousin, let us talk. 335 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,514 He is natural, dear knight. 336 00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:40,639 First of all: he can order them to be evicted and put them on the street. 337 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:44,315 In SECONDIS: he can ask for the help of the 338 00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:47,040 Public Force in case of reticence of the tenant. 339 00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:51,193 - TERZERO... - Life imprisonment. - Fourth... - Shooting. - Let's not exaggerate. 340 00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:54,875 - "Let's not put the cart before the horse." - Let's not exaggerate. 341 00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:58,476 - If you want him you can. - They deserve it. - In some cases, yes. 342 00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:00,312 Cousin, sorry if I'm upset. 343 00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:05,713 - So I can act legally? - Sure. - Do it now. 344 00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:08,997 - We wanna do something? - What? - We write the minutes. 345 00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:12,311 Yes! I would say... let's write the minutes. 346 00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:17,393 - Do not joke! - Don't you wanna take it cheerfully? 347 00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:21,838 - Let me continue. Do we want to draft the minutes? - Yup. 348 00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:24,389 - We want to go? - Yup. 349 00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:25,709 - Ah! - What happened? 350 00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:29,475 - Ah! - What happened? - The knight's head. - Did he sting you? 351 00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:33,076 - Like? - Knight... forget it. 352 00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:34,878 Ah! 353 00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:40,873 - What a warhead! - I took it too. Let's do it soon. 354 00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:45,591 - Power! - Cavaliere, the name of the defaulters. 355 00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:48,638 Don't you know? Posalaquaglia and Posalaquaglia. 356 00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:51,314 - Homonyms? - Yup. 357 00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:54,552 - There is no place to proceed. - The fact does not exist. 358 00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:59,635 Because it is a case of homonymy. In one's own house it becomes an homonymy. 359 00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:04,191 It's as if we SELF-START, We can't... 360 00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:07,557 - We can't "self-mobilize". - That's enough! 361 00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:11,679 It's you two: Posalaquaglia! If you don't pay, I'll sue you! 362 00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:16,311 Then? Knight, are we at the market? 363 00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:19,870 If you raise your voice, people will believe you are 364 00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:23,954 - is creditor of at least 2 or 3 months! - Six! 365 00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:28,796 - Let's not say, two or six is the same! - Six! 366 00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:31,030 - How much do we owe you? - 92 thousand lire. 367 00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:35,000 - Give me 8,000 lire in change. I give you a 100 piece. - Like? 368 00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:39,916 - What is this? - A bill of exchange. - So? 369 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,037 - Whose signature is it? - Bruscatelli! 370 00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:45,670 - Bruscatelli, the famous... - Yes, the famous financier. 371 00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:50,391 Very well. This signature satisfies me. 372 00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:53,757 - But you have to turn it around. - Okay, let's flip it! 373 00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:56,878 No, sign it! Sign it! 374 00:25:56,960 --> 00:25:58,837 - I'll sign it. - He said "turn it"! 375 00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:03,039 - I'll sign it. Do you have a "pen"? I only use it "ballpoint pen". - Here. 376 00:26:03,120 --> 00:26:06,351 - "Whoever uses ballpoint pen lives for a hundred years!" - All right, sign. 377 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:09,273 - Knight, 8 thousand lire. - All right. 378 00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:13,598 - Here they are. - Are they good? 379 00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:17,230 - Done. - The pen is mine. 380 00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:20,995 - The pen belongs to him. - Yes... also the bill! 381 00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:23,511 - Did you get the 8,000 lire? - Yup. 382 00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:26,114 - Goodbye, knight. - Goodbye and thanks. 383 00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:31,798 And don't do as you have done until now! 384 00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:33,951 - See you later. - See you later. 385 00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:38,912 - Who is it? Who's talking? - Open up! 386 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:43,597 - What do you do? - It happens often. - Excuse me, knight. 387 00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:47,639 - Knight... - Goodbye! - See you later. 388 00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:50,471 Cavaliere, pay attention to the third stair... 389 00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:52,233 Let's drop it. 390 00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:01,153 Hello? Do I speak to the "House of the Dog"? 391 00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:03,675 Do you still have that Irish setter? 392 00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:07,515 Fine, but he should give me a cut. 393 00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:13,630 All I can do to meet you is 95 thousand lire. 394 00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:17,874 All right, the dog belongs to him. See you later. 395 00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:19,400 Excuse me for a moment. 396 00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:22,871 - Maria, can you come for a moment? - Okay. 397 00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:27,875 These are the "goodies" for cats I was talking about: 398 00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:31,396 dried fish. Great, right? 399 00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:33,437 Excuse me for a moment. 400 00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:37,112 - "Pedigree" and invoice for the setter. - How much did you sell it for? 401 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:39,077 - 95 thousand lire. - Really? 402 00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:41,310 Sure, it's a fair price! 403 00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:44,233 - Get him to clean it up. - Immediately. 404 00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:47,153 My sister is a great collaborator. 405 00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:12,759 - Paint! This is painting! - I'd say it sculpts. - Quite right. 406 00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:17,550 Pallino, be good. See how others are composed. 407 00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:21,156 I tell Michele! Michele, Pallino has a tantrum! 408 00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:22,913 Shot! 409 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:27,039 - Is it a boy? - Yes, but we have... 410 00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:32,354 - It's cruel. - I agree with you, but when you work... 411 00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:35,637 - How many screams! - And how they escape! 412 00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:39,156 Michele, what do you think, do you approve? 413 00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:44,314 I as a man... if they played such a joke on me... 414 00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:50,396 - I wouldn't imagine it... - Michele, you can see very well that you... 415 00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:53,597 Does he see himself? 416 00:28:57,920 --> 00:29:00,753 That's it, next on. 417 00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:02,433 It's my Desolina's turn. 418 00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:05,876 Excuse me, I'll finish styling Giusy. 419 00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:11,310 - There he is! Look at my treasure! - He has human eyes! 420 00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:13,437 - Maria. - Yup? 421 00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:17,639 Give me 2 or 3 second size curlers. 422 00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:28,157 Thank you. 423 00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:36,597 - Good morning Miss. - Good morning. 424 00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:42,630 What a nice little dog! Does he want a muzzle, a leash? 425 00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:45,917 - A cover. - We also have thermal blankets. - No thanks. 426 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:49,470 - I'd like a raincoat. - Very wise. 427 00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:51,471 - Goodbye, Michele. - Arrive, Baroness. 428 00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:56,236 - I'm really happy. - I can not. - Please! 429 00:29:57,320 --> 00:30:01,917 - Get her again. - See you soon, Michele. 430 00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:08,638 - Are you happy, Baroness? - Michele is a great artist! 431 00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:15,274 - In Rome he is the best! - Sure, my Giusy just wants him! 432 00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:17,955 It was a pleasure to serve you. 433 00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:22,318 - What color do you want it? - I do not like this. 434 00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:27,679 I would like a "bluette" color, but not the usual one. 435 00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:30,191 A blue like that. 436 00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:43,634 "Kill!" 437 00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:49,794 It would be better to see it outside, in the light "nature". 438 00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:52,793 No, the traffic would stop. 439 00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:57,795 You Italians are always gallant. 440 00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:00,874 - I'll take that. - Yup. 441 00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:05,596 00:31:08,558 Hi dear. 443 00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:10,597 What's up? 444 00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:13,874 - I'll explain later. - Yes, Mr. Michele. 445 00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:17,476 - Are you calling me "her"? - How dare you call me "you"? 446 00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:20,518 - But we have to get married! - We'll see. 447 00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:24,310 - It was a pleasure. - Thank you. 448 00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:29,157 - Remember us. - Thanks, get it. 449 00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:40,919 - We are late. - Sure, with that kind of customers... 450 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:44,755 For me, all customers are the same. 451 00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:48,629 - The dog is settled. - "Pedigree" and invoice. - Put it there. 452 00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:52,111 - If clients come? - I warn Michele. 453 00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:59,154 Michele? 454 00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:07,431 - Yup? - We go out, you can deliver the setter. 455 00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:11,673 - All right. - Here are "pedigree" and invoice. They are 95 thousand lire. 456 00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:16,556 - 95 thousand lire? - Yes. - Kill! 457 00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:21,029 - Wow! - Take care of the store. - All right. 458 00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:24,795 - Are they leaving us alone? - I'll stay! 459 00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:30,398 - Exactly! We are 4 ladies and she... - Would she be able to... 460 00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:32,391 - What about? - Man is a hunter. 461 00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:35,836 - Mr. Michele, there is that of the dog. - I'll come right away. 462 00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:39,390 Desolina, don't run away! 463 00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:44,037 Excuse me. 464 00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:49,717 He managed to sell that bastard! 95 thousand, kill! 465 00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:56,592 Pure dog, dear sir! He secured a sample! 466 00:32:56,680 --> 00:33:00,753 I had chosen it for a long time, I know about dogs! 467 00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:05,710 He will see when it is cleaned it will be wonderful. 468 00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:08,030 A few curls, a refresh... 469 00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:11,954 He'll cool off on the grass on Sunday, won't he, Carmelo? 470 00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:15,556 - Who is Carmelo? - Him, can't I call him Carmelo? 471 00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:18,234 Sure, the dog belongs to him. 472 00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:22,791 - Here we have the "pedigree"... - Will the hare sting? 473 00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:25,349 - That? Sure! - Very well. 474 00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:29,320 So, invoice, stamps, lGE, all inclusive. 475 00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:34,076 Here are the 10,000 lire. We actually had established 95,000. 476 00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:37,198 Excuse me, he didn't agree on cash? 477 00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:41,069 Young man, it's signed by Bruscatelli! This is gold! 478 00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:42,958 - Bruscatelli. - You know him, right? 479 00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:46,954 - The wife is our client. - Then? 480 00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:50,192 - Then I don't know if I'm doing well. - It's gold! 481 00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:54,478 - I don't know if I'm right to give you the change. - Rest tip. 482 00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:57,516 - 5 thousand lire? - Yup. 483 00:33:57,800 --> 00:33:59,757 The pen. 484 00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:05,111 Signature and address. 485 00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:08,120 Very well. Here's the rest. 486 00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:10,919 - 5 thousand... - No, we said... 487 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:14,038 - Right, what is said is said! - Good. 488 00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:16,077 - The bastard belongs to him! - Like? 489 00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:20,472 - The sample! - I understand! - I have seen! 490 00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:22,198 Congratulations. 491 00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:26,436 Thank you, Madame Marquise. Health and male puppies. 492 00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:30,272 Shampoo and styling, please. 493 00:34:33,720 --> 00:34:37,509 They abandoned her, she must also act as a cashier! 494 00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:41,833 Handyman artist! You are welcome. 495 00:34:42,240 --> 00:34:43,753 - For her. - I can not. 496 00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:45,797 Please! 497 00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:52,914 - Thank you. - Arrive, Michele. 498 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:57,836 - Hi, Pallino! - Say hello, Pallino! - Goodbye. 499 00:34:57,920 --> 00:35:00,275 Se you later and many things! 500 00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:09,275 - Prince! - I'm back. 501 00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:11,874 - How are you, dear prince? - Good. 502 00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:17,114 - Always at his service. - The most beautiful women in the world are in Rome 503 00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:21,956 - and I have to stand next to them. - It's right. 504 00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:26,637 Michele, I brought you Vassili Vassilivic and Irina Serghievna. 505 00:35:26,720 --> 00:35:32,796 Thanks for the thought, Highness, but it's late, I don't know if we can make it. 506 00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:36,316 - Two Scots are not two dachshunds. - They are similar! 507 00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:40,439 The dachshund is Scottish with cropped legs! 508 00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:46,074 All right, for you and for Vassili and Irina we will do everything possible. 509 00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:49,949 These are not just any dogs, look what a beauty! 510 00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:56,115 - You Who knows how many caresses of a woman! - The most beautiful women in the world! 511 00:35:56,200 --> 00:36:00,319 - All kisses, caresses! - You see and hear! 512 00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:06,839 Feel what a fragrance! What do you do to women, prince? What does it do! 513 00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:09,560 There is no magic! 514 00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:14,271 Only my charm, my Slavic charm! 515 00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:17,512 Slavic physicist, Slavic eyes, Slavic pronunciation! 516 00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:20,797 I am very exotic, it is not my fault! 517 00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:22,757 But sometimes the body is not enough. 518 00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:27,630 - It's true, it's not enough. The woman wants boldness. - It's true! 519 00:36:27,720 --> 00:36:29,677 Exact. 520 00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:35,358 When I see a beautiful woman, I "jump" immediately! 521 00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:39,718 - "I throw"! - All right, she throws herself. Do you tell me? 522 00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:44,397 We agree on this, but can you tell me how? 523 00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:47,120 Nice! You are funny! 524 00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:52,513 - You are friends with Vassili and Irina, so I want you to learn. - Maybe. 525 00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:55,831 - Do you see beautiful women? - Sure, I'm not blind. 526 00:36:55,920 --> 00:37:01,598 In fact, I want to tell you something. I saw one right in here. 527 00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:04,991 - Sorry. - Invite her to dinner right away. - At dinner? 528 00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:07,879 Yes, but don't be vulgar. Will you tell her... 529 00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:13,990 - I understand I tell her: "Are you coming to dinner with me?" - No! Mistake! 530 00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:18,354 You tell her, in a deep, velvety voice: 531 00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:23,873 "Which brand of champagne, caviar, oyster do you prefer?" 532 00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:25,314 Oysters... the "slugs"? 533 00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:29,678 No, snails taste like mud. Sea oysters! 534 00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:34,470 I understood, in the velvety voice... oysters, champagne... 535 00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:36,153 and she throws herself? 536 00:37:36,240 --> 00:37:39,471 - No! Not yet! - I imagined. 537 00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:44,396 You ask her for the brand of champagne and wait for the answer. 538 00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:48,110 - If she is a refined woman, she does not say the brand of champagne. - No. 539 00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:52,956 She says she is indifferent. If she is not refined, she will say the brand. 540 00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:57,796 - In that case, you send her away, she is vulgar. - For me no! 541 00:37:57,880 --> 00:38:03,193 - Only if she is refined she will say "indifferent"! - Indifferent. 542 00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:05,237 Then continue. 543 00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:10,110 - So you say, "What time can we meet tonight?" - I understand. 544 00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:15,878 - You say... ten. - For me... - Maybe half past nine. 545 00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:19,510 - Any time, why wait? - You say! You answer! 546 00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:22,240 - You teach! - do I play the part? I understand. 547 00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:26,279 - I ask you: "What time?" - Immediately! - No, it's not dinner time. 548 00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:29,796 - So at 8. - No, too early. 549 00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:33,635 At a quarter past eight? But why do we have to wait? 550 00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:36,473 - I get it, at 9. - At 9 it's fine! 551 00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:41,475 - It's that simple! At 9! - I understood, thanks. 552 00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:47,556 Michele, I leave you Vassili and Irina. I'll be back in an hour. 553 00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:49,871 Dasvidania vassili and Irina, dasvidania Michele 554 00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:54,830 Prince, one thing. He didn't tell me the location. 555 00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:57,753 - But this... - Where do I take her? 556 00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,150 You're so nice! 557 00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:06,516 I tell you where you must take the lady to seduce her. 558 00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:11,198 - You have to take her where the music is. - Music? 559 00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:15,513 - Music! - I did not think about it. - Music! 560 00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:19,559 - You have to take her to the Piccadilly Club. - Piccadilly Club. 561 00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:25,636 Not a bad club. Rome does not have good night clubs. 562 00:39:25,720 --> 00:39:28,075 Rome has the clergy! 563 00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:31,875 - Take her to the Piccadilly Club. - I'm writing it now. 564 00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:36,909 - Piccadilly Club is not bad. - Thank you, Highness. 565 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:40,072 Remember, "go", "go"! 566 00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:43,994 - Champagne... - A slug... I remember. 567 00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:47,914 You need a lot, a lot, a lot of charm. 568 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:53,359 I'm sorry I can't lend you my Slavic charm, but go for it. 569 00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:58,310 - I'll be back in an hour. - We will do what we can, Highness. 570 00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:03,751 Kill this prince! 571 00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:09,078 Come on, I'll make you beautiful. 572 00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:11,117 > Good morning. 573 00:40:12,720 --> 00:40:15,473 - Good morning. - Is Signor Ottavio here? 574 00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:20,919 - No, he can tell me. - Last year I bought a kitten here. 575 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:24,709 A gray Persian kitten. Do you remember her? 576 00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:27,874 - A gray kitten? - Yup. 577 00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:35,274 - What kind of oysters do you prefer? - What's the matter with her? 578 00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:38,398 Forget it. Tell me, what's wrong with the kitten? 579 00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:41,393 - The kitten has grown up. - It happens. 580 00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:45,917 She has become a young lady and she would like... 581 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,674 - Would you like her husband? - Yup. 582 00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:51,798 "The cat on the hot roof". 583 00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:56,875 Here is the husband! Look what a beautiful cat! 584 00:40:57,240 --> 00:41:01,677 - 800 lire per day for the rental. - What a beast! 585 00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:05,755 - Are you sure it's okay? - Look at his profile! 586 00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:09,071 I mean, are you of the same breed? 587 00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:14,590 Yes, yes. It is of the same breed. 588 00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:16,637 And also... 589 00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:19,757 Is good? 590 00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:24,792 What do you think of Piccadilly Club? 591 00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:27,030 Piccadilly? 592 00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:29,477 No, it's... 593 00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:31,790 I meant: the "pedigree" of the big cat. 594 00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:34,235 - Try it and see it comes back. - It? 595 00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:38,279 - No, the kitten. She will be happy. - All right. 596 00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:41,239 I brought this sack for... 597 00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:44,233 Let's go the big cat. 598 00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:49,718 Good life, huh? They never come to me with the sack. 599 00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:53,475 - What does he say? - If there is spring for the animals... 600 00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:56,200 - for us it should be the same. - Please. 601 00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:58,191 Yes, she begs her. 602 00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:00,874 - Goodbye. - Arrive, ma'am. 603 00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:05,719 - Feed the cat. - Eats a lot? 604 00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:07,757 Well, you will understand... 605 00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:17,720 Let's go get the fleas out. Here we go! 606 00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:35,637 Is there anyone? 607 00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:39,271 Is there anyone? 608 00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:49,830 I said it wasn't the same color. 609 00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:06,231 Is there anyone? 610 00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:08,630 What indecency! 611 00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:13,597 This shop is a real indecency! 612 00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:17,071 What a cute little dog! 613 00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:21,871 Will you allow me to introduce my Scots Vassili and Irina? 614 00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:25,112 What a romantic encounter! 615 00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:31,754 - What is the name of this cute little dog? - Gigi, is a young lady. 616 00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:36,596 What an unforgivable mistake, I would like to repair! 617 00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:42,437 On behalf of Vassili and Irina, I ask you the honor of inviting you to dinner. 618 00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:47,232 - At dinner. - No, Gigi she is a respectable young lady. 619 00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:52,713 Maybe that's right, Vassili is a dangerous heartthrob! 620 00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:55,117 That's funny! 621 00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:58,758 I came here with nerves! 622 00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:04,119 The color of Gigì's waterproof is terribly wrong. 623 00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:07,556 I was very angry, but she made me laugh. 624 00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:10,672 You have a lot of wit. 625 00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:16,358 Prince Alessio CaldarrosKi. Grand Hotel, apartment 16. 626 00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:20,877 Grand Hotel. My name is Odette Mercury, from Paris. 627 00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:26,638 - Paris. - her dogs are really beautiful. 628 00:44:26,720 --> 00:44:31,635 They are a very award-winning couple, they have won many trophies. 629 00:44:31,720 --> 00:44:35,600 Little Gigì is also very pretty. 630 00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:40,516 She is so small and she needs so much protection. 631 00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:46,676 - All animals need protection. - It's true. 632 00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:48,831 I "throw" it. 633 00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:55,519 Which brand of caviar, champagne, snail... oysters do you prefer? 634 00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:58,558 For me... it's indifferent. 635 00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:01,110 This has class! 636 00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:04,875 Indifferent! I understand what she means. 637 00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:09,511 I'm waiting for you tonight, around 10. 638 00:45:09,720 --> 00:45:12,872 - Where do we go? - I never know where. 639 00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:16,749 But in a place where there is a lot of music. 640 00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:20,637 - This is my address. - Good. 641 00:45:20,720 --> 00:45:24,793 So tonight at 10 at my door...! 642 00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:27,315 - Popó? - Honk the horn. 643 00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:30,233 Delightful image. Popó. 644 00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:34,109 - Goodbye. - See you later. 645 00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:40,359 Michele, you are "in gear"! 646 00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:55,277 Michele! 647 00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:57,874 - Michele! - Here I am! 648 00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:01,920 - Michele! - I'm coming. 649 00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:06,359 - Is anyone still there? - No, the old ladies are gone. 650 00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:10,719 - The bastard's came. - What bastard? 651 00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:14,509 The "mixed", the half-caste. 652 00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:17,315 - He paid? - Sure. 653 00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:19,837 He is in the cashier. 654 00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:24,235 It's all OK. 655 00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:29,432 - What is this? - A bill of exchange. 656 00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:32,114 - I see this. - It's from Bruscatelli. 657 00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:35,238 - Yeah, Bruscatelli. - Bruscatelli! 658 00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:38,039 No! Bruscatelli... 659 00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:41,992 - Like? - Maria, give me the newspaper. 660 00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:46,634 Here is your Bruscatelli. 661 00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:52,833 - I'll go get the dog right away. - He can't. - I'm going there. 662 00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:56,436 No, as long as this doesn't protest, it's money. 663 00:46:56,520 --> 00:47:00,798 - Then it's all right. - I'm fine. - Luckily! 664 00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:03,269 - All right. - Thank God. 665 00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:06,557 I'm... 100... 90. 666 00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:09,109 - 95. - No, 90. 667 00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:12,278 Two months of your salary: 45 plus 45 equals 90. 668 00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:16,877 For the difference we will talk about it later. I paid you 2 months. 669 00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:19,395 What do I eat in these 2 months? 670 00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:21,278 This! 671 00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:07,519 - "Kill that dragon!" - Like? 672 00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:11,799 Dragur, a popular festival in Petersburg. 673 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:14,991 Dasvidania. 674 00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:27,792 Prince, please! 675 00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:32,752 - Prince, are you feeling bad? - No, I feel great. 676 00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:37,671 Dear, why burn the sweet torment of waiting? 677 00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:40,149 Soon to my house... 678 00:48:40,240 --> 00:48:45,440 - In your house? - I thought you did me the honor of a visit from her. 679 00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:49,150 - At home? - Let's not talk about it anymore. - No, let's talk more! 680 00:48:49,240 --> 00:48:54,189 - No, that would be crazy. - Let's do this crazy, take me to your house. 681 00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:57,272 - Do you want? - "De corsa..." On the run! 682 00:48:57,360 --> 00:49:01,513 My little nest is not a palace, but it is very intimate. 683 00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:04,353 We will go to your little nest. 684 00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:09,919 Yes, vulture! But not immediately. 685 00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:17,109 - Why not right away? - We still have to get coffee. 686 00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:22,998 No coffee! The bill! Coffee is bad for my poor Slavic heart. 687 00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:26,152 But it's good for my Parisian heart. 688 00:49:26,240 --> 00:49:33,397 - Quick. - I want to keep the flame of your desire burning. 689 00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:35,153 - What a "line"! - What do you say? 690 00:49:35,240 --> 00:49:40,360 Caution! Prudence, Alessio, repress your atavistic instinct. 691 00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:43,273 Don't hit, don't worry. 692 00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:48,469 - Really? Are you also capable of hitting? - Yes sometimes. 693 00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:52,872 Very interesting, very Slavic. 694 00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:55,238 Quick, drink. 695 00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:04,910 Cicci, where are you going? 696 00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:09,957 - He recognized Michele, his hairdresser. - Hairdresser? 697 00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:15,233 - What do you want, you ugly beast? - Don't you like that beast? 698 00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:19,871 - I love dogs except bums. - As soon as he saw it, he immediately ran. 699 00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:24,477 She greets Michele and take away the trouble, good evening. 700 00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:28,154 Michele? Aren't you called Alessio? 701 00:50:28,240 --> 00:50:31,710 My name is Alessio, Michele is my brother, the Grand Duke. 702 00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:35,714 She is crazy about Michele, she sees him everywhere. 703 00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:40,749 The lady has a lot of class and she has a magnificent emerald on her finger. 704 00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:43,514 It is a gift from my brother Grand Duke. 705 00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:48,720 It's a hobby of him. He doesn't give business cards, but emeralds. 706 00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:52,031 Dear, what is your hobby? 707 00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:55,590 You know what it is. You are my hobby. Here we go. 708 00:50:55,680 --> 00:50:57,079 Bill! 709 00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:13,876 Our family has a habit of putting money all over the place. 710 00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:21,237 Here we go. 711 00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:29,036 - My little dresser! - Welcome back, prince. 712 00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:31,839 Watch your dogs. 713 00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:37,279 Soave Lizzy! Dearest Lolita! 714 00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:40,552 More and more beautiful, more and more carnal! 715 00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:45,999 This sense of Spain, of Italy, of the Mediterranean! Very beautiful! 716 00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:49,596 Always beautiful people... 717 00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:54,558 What do I see! Very well! 718 00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:58,634 Very well! Did you follow my advice? 719 00:51:58,720 --> 00:52:05,399 - Nice rascal, scoundrel! - My brother is always joking! 720 00:52:05,480 --> 00:52:09,633 Orchestra, some music from our land! 721 00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:20,275 Prince, don't ruin me. You are my brother. 722 00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:24,069 I love you like my brother, especially when I'm drunk. 723 00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:26,959 - Michele! - Call me Alessio. 724 00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:31,352 If I call you Alessio, I remain without a name. 725 00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:33,750 Then don't call me at all. 726 00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:38,038 I wanted to introduce you to my little friend Odette. 727 00:52:38,120 --> 00:52:41,511 Enchanted! Good choice. 728 00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:45,389 You too have chosen well, she is the best tosacani... 729 00:52:48,320 --> 00:52:51,358 Go joke with your friends! 730 00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:55,832 He always jokes, he always plays! The whole family always plays! 731 00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:59,075 Now let's go play too. 732 00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:02,596 - Place your bets. - The game is done. 733 00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:26,519 - Hello dear. - Good morning. 734 00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:37,474 - Hey! - What's up? - It's 11 o'clock, I already had to stay at the "shop". 735 00:53:39,080 --> 00:53:41,959 - How you speak? Aren't you Slavic? - No, I'm Roman. 736 00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:45,954 So you tricked me and you're not even a prince. 737 00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:49,476 You said "shop", are you a trader? 738 00:53:49,720 --> 00:53:53,554 - Answer, are you a trader? - In short... 739 00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:58,510 Rogue, you are a very nice villain. 740 00:53:58,600 --> 00:54:02,958 You played the part of the prince as a great actor. 741 00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:10,357 - But you're rich, aren't you? - Rich... well. 742 00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:14,718 - Aren't you rich? - You see... 743 00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:18,114 - I don't have a penny! - Ah! 744 00:54:19,720 --> 00:54:22,758 - You don't have a penny. - No. 745 00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:32,789 So would you like to leave on "two feet"? 746 00:54:33,720 --> 00:54:39,830 - I have to go to work, otherwise how do I live? - And me? 747 00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:43,117 Stay calm, we'll see each other again. 748 00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:46,795 Yesterday I offered you dinner and champagne like a real prince. 749 00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:48,951 - Give me your shoes. You give me your real name. 750 00:54:49,040 --> 00:54:54,035 - Give me your shoes. - Where are the rubies you promised me? 751 00:54:54,120 --> 00:54:57,112 - I thought that... - I thought so too. 752 00:54:57,200 --> 00:55:02,274 If you didn't introduce yourself as a prince... 753 00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:05,991 I get it, we screwed each other. 754 00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:10,518 Wait up. 755 00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:12,793 You take this money! 756 00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:14,791 One moment. 757 00:55:14,880 --> 00:55:17,315 Are you crazy? Scoundrel! 758 00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:23,271 I kept the 50 lire for the tram. Don't get angry, I'll go on foot. 759 00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:28,356 - What are they? - Don't be offended, you can buy yourself a small ruby. 760 00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:31,319 I don't even buy a fake one! 761 00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:34,233 I don't have a lira, how should I tell you? 762 00:55:35,480 --> 00:55:40,429 The dinner, the champagne, the car, the dogs! 763 00:55:40,520 --> 00:55:43,876 - What dogs? - The dogs aren't yours either? 764 00:55:43,960 --> 00:55:47,749 They are customers, I shear dogs! 765 00:55:48,240 --> 00:55:51,198 Are you a Tosacani? 766 00:55:51,280 --> 00:55:54,989 I'm not a Tosacani, I'm a "chaffeur des chienz". 767 00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:58,277 - Give me your shoes. - That would be too convenient! 768 00:55:58,360 --> 00:56:03,434 You will go and shear barefoot dogs. Otherwise call. 769 00:56:03,520 --> 00:56:07,639 - To who? - I don't know, I want a token, otherwise don't go out. 770 00:56:07,720 --> 00:56:11,998 Give me the key... Wait a moment! Here it is. 771 00:56:12,200 --> 00:56:16,034 - Keep! - What is? - Are 100 "bags" enough? 772 00:56:16,120 --> 00:56:21,638 - It's a bill of exchange! - It is signed on the front and back, it is regular. 773 00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:32,358 You are a phenomenon, everything has happened to me, dollars, 774 00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:35,910 florins, pesetas, even rubles, but a bill of exchange...! 775 00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:39,110 At 4 months! 776 00:57:01,160 --> 00:57:05,393 The tapir is the novelty of this year, it is more fashionable than the reindeer. 777 00:57:05,480 --> 00:57:08,120 - Really? - Sure. - She's very beautiful. 778 00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:11,431 - If you want to try it, go to the rehearsal room. - Over there? 779 00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:13,750 - Yes, please. - Thank you. 780 00:57:15,120 --> 00:57:20,320 This model is too bold for me. 781 00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:25,315 - I don't want to be noticed too much. - Don't worry, they won't notice you. 782 00:57:25,400 --> 00:57:29,359 - I don't want to be too flashy. - Are you from Zurich? 783 00:57:29,440 --> 00:57:35,038 - No, from the Canton of Ticino. - So you go to that canton! 784 00:57:35,120 --> 00:57:37,077 Excuse me. 785 00:57:38,080 --> 00:57:40,469 - Olimpio. - What's up? 786 00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:42,757 Excuse me. 787 00:57:44,840 --> 00:57:48,231 That coat rack wants something simple, go. 788 00:57:48,320 --> 00:57:51,756 - But you were serving her. - Let's change the ladies. 789 00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:56,710 - I lose in the exchange. - No, mine is Swiss, yours is French. 790 00:57:56,800 --> 00:58:00,680 - Exchanges of currencies are prohibited. - Who's the clerk? - it. 791 00:58:00,760 --> 00:58:03,673 - Who is the master? - Your wife. 792 00:58:03,760 --> 00:58:07,549 - Okay, but who has been wrestling for 4 years? - You. 793 00:58:07,640 --> 00:58:10,393 Then I advise you to go. 794 00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:19,676 - Is fine? Find any flaws? - No, she's perfect. 795 00:58:19,760 --> 00:58:24,038 - You think? - I could be wrong. To be able to give an accurate judgment 796 00:58:24,120 --> 00:58:26,031 she should take off her overcoat. 797 00:58:26,120 --> 00:58:31,672 - If I take it off, she can't see anymore. - If you take away the rest too... 798 00:58:31,760 --> 00:58:34,513 - Olalá! - Did you understand the allusion? 799 00:58:34,720 --> 00:58:36,757 - Sure. - You are not offended? 800 00:58:36,840 --> 00:58:40,720 - No. - Then you can also combine. 801 00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:48,594 - "Peut-etre." - If I remember correctly "PEUT ETRE" means "maybe". 802 00:58:48,680 --> 00:58:54,392 - Yes, maybe. - In Italian, said by a beautiful woman, it means "yes". 803 00:58:54,600 --> 00:58:57,718 It can also mean "it depends". 804 00:58:57,800 --> 00:59:03,273 - Depends on what? - For example, from the cost of this overcoat. 805 00:59:03,360 --> 00:59:09,515 You can rest assured, I can make you a... amateur price. 806 00:59:10,240 --> 00:59:13,995 - Where do we meet? - At my home. 807 00:59:14,760 --> 00:59:19,834 - This is my address. - Well, at 9 tonight. 808 00:59:20,240 --> 00:59:23,551 Even earlier, the goods will be delivered the same day. 809 00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:27,192 - The note for... - Give it to me. 810 00:59:27,280 --> 00:59:31,797 You come back from Switzerland and apologize. We do the math tonight! 811 00:59:33,280 --> 00:59:35,237 "Pardon". 812 00:59:35,840 --> 00:59:37,797 She spies. 813 00:59:38,760 --> 00:59:42,640 So are you taking this overcoat? 814 00:59:42,720 --> 00:59:46,429 Sure, I've already made an agreement with the other gentleman. 815 00:59:46,520 --> 00:59:51,310 I'm sorry, but the other gentleman doesn't count, the price is 10,000 lire. 816 00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:55,473 - Isn't that gentleman a salesman? - No, I'm the clerk. 817 00:59:55,560 --> 00:59:58,393 - He's just the owner's husband. - Sin. 818 00:59:58,480 --> 01:00:03,077 Her conditions were advantageous and much nicer. 819 01:00:03,160 --> 01:00:08,075 That's what her mistress fears when she sees him serving a beautiful woman. 820 01:00:08,160 --> 01:00:14,475 Thanks for the compliment. She is also very nice. 821 01:00:14,560 --> 01:00:18,793 I could be even more, but I can lose my job. 822 01:00:18,880 --> 01:00:21,918 Unfortunately I can only give you a 10,000 lire discount. 823 01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:27,712 But I didn't ask for a discount. I can pay just 10,000 lire. 824 01:00:27,800 --> 01:00:32,397 I'm sorry, but we're taking bills from known clients. 825 01:00:32,480 --> 01:00:36,872 - We know each other. - Just a few minutes. 826 01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:40,830 If you come to see me, we can get to know each other better. 827 01:00:40,920 --> 01:00:44,072 - Know us in the biblical sense? - Like? 828 01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:47,795 "Isaac met Rebecca and Jacob was born." 829 01:00:47,880 --> 01:00:50,110 - Agree? - Agree. 830 01:00:50,200 --> 01:00:52,840 - But without Jacob. - Sure. 831 01:00:54,440 --> 01:00:58,274 Liar, hypocrite! Didn't you accept the bill of exchange? 832 01:00:58,360 --> 01:01:02,957 - No, it was Olimpio. - He told me you took it. 833 01:01:03,040 --> 01:01:06,351 He calls Olimpio and if he has the courage to repeat it ' 834 01:01:06,440 --> 01:01:09,080 I spread it like a fig skin! 835 01:01:09,160 --> 01:01:12,278 - Stop that! And then Olimpio is not there. - Where it went? 836 01:01:12,360 --> 01:01:16,069 - He went to pay disability contributions. - He did well! 837 01:01:16,160 --> 01:01:20,279 - When he comes back I make him invalid! - Don't raise your voice! 838 01:01:20,360 --> 01:01:22,317 Remember that I'm in charge here! 839 01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:26,836 Even if I married you, it doesn't mean anything. 840 01:01:26,920 --> 01:01:30,117 This shop you pretend to work in is mine! 841 01:01:30,200 --> 01:01:33,511 The house where you don't pretend to eat is mine! 842 01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:37,630 The initiatives that spring from 843 01:01:37,720 --> 01:01:40,075 your mind can only be nonsense. 844 01:01:40,160 --> 01:01:44,518 I told you that Olimpio took the bill. 845 01:01:44,600 --> 01:01:48,719 - Don't insist! - Olimpio is a salesman, I'm your husband. 846 01:01:48,800 --> 01:01:52,236 - Do you believe him more than me? - Yes thanks. 847 01:01:52,320 --> 01:01:56,917 - You accepted the bill and I can prove it to you! - Like? 848 01:01:57,640 --> 01:02:01,713 The ticket accuses you. Miss gave it to you. 849 01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:04,952 - For the delivery. - Exactly! 850 01:02:05,040 --> 01:02:09,034 Arrangements for delivery are made after payment. 851 01:02:09,120 --> 01:02:13,956 When I went in, you already had the bill in your pocket. 852 01:02:14,640 --> 01:02:16,870 - Or... - What? 853 01:02:17,160 --> 01:02:22,314 - Or she gave you the address for a different purpose. - Which? 854 01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:27,474 - That over there! - Not that one! - Then you know what I'm talking about! 855 01:02:27,560 --> 01:02:31,349 Now go to the young lady, give her back the bill 856 01:02:31,440 --> 01:02:35,479 and get the cash! Do you know what cash means? 857 01:02:35,560 --> 01:02:38,473 I shouldn't know because you usually don't give me any, 858 01:02:38,560 --> 01:02:40,437 - however it means "liquid". - Exactly. 859 01:02:40,520 --> 01:02:43,034 On the market, liquid is the only solid thing there is. 860 01:02:43,120 --> 01:02:46,317 - Go! - But what if I go to get the liquid and find it "dry"? 861 01:02:46,400 --> 01:02:50,359 - Then get your coat back. - If you don't give it to me? 862 01:02:50,440 --> 01:02:54,638 So don't go home, go straight to the 863 01:02:54,720 --> 01:02:56,870 hospital, so we save the ambulance money. 864 01:02:56,960 --> 01:03:00,351 Let's have Olimpio do it, he's more suitable. 865 01:03:00,440 --> 01:03:03,000 Olimpio went to pay the contributions. 866 01:03:06,360 --> 01:03:08,351 - Hi dear. - Goodbye, dear. 867 01:03:08,440 --> 01:03:12,638 - He will be back soon. - Okay, but call first. - Sure. 868 01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:22,796 - Miss Odette Mercury. - Third floor. - Thank you. 869 01:03:22,880 --> 01:03:27,272 - Do you have an appointment? - Later, but it's urgent. 870 01:03:27,360 --> 01:03:30,876 - Let's not exaggerate. - What did you understand? 871 01:03:30,960 --> 01:03:36,114 - Nothing, I don't bother with the tenants' facts. > Arturo! - Yup. 872 01:03:36,200 --> 01:03:40,239 - Now he can go up. - I believe it too. 873 01:03:41,800 --> 01:03:47,273 Unfortunate, moron, ignorant, idiot, idiot, filthy worm. 874 01:03:47,360 --> 01:03:50,000 Are these the disability and old age contributions? 875 01:03:50,080 --> 01:03:53,118 Did I have to say that I was paying the contribution to validity and youth? 876 01:03:53,200 --> 01:03:56,079 Even nostalgic! I would like to make you the "tie"! 877 01:03:56,160 --> 01:04:01,075 - Is it bad? - You know what I mean and you know I'm capable of it. 878 01:04:01,160 --> 01:04:02,958 - Who? You? - Yup. 879 01:04:06,160 --> 01:04:10,916 Why did you tell my wife that I took the bill? 880 01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:16,029 - I couldn't say it was me. - Why? - She would have fired me. 881 01:04:16,120 --> 01:04:20,398 - And would you be a man? - There are those who can give you excellent references. 882 01:04:20,480 --> 01:04:25,554 - Why are you here? - Not for what you think or do. 883 01:04:25,640 --> 01:04:27,756 Mine is a give and take operation. 884 01:04:39,160 --> 01:04:41,515 - She too! - Yeah. 885 01:04:41,600 --> 01:04:43,876 - Come. - Very nice. 886 01:04:43,960 --> 01:04:48,750 I wasn't expecting it, I've already had other visits. 887 01:04:48,840 --> 01:04:52,470 - That rascal Olimpio. - Please, take a seat. - Thank you. 888 01:04:52,560 --> 01:04:59,114 If he hadn't intruded, she'd be fine now. 889 01:04:59,200 --> 01:05:01,953 - I'm satisfied. - You do, but I don't. 890 01:05:02,040 --> 01:05:07,672 That tiger of my wife, seeing the bill, pulled out her nails. 891 01:05:07,760 --> 01:05:11,276 - Poor Olimpio! - Not "poor Olimpio", poor me! 892 01:05:11,360 --> 01:05:13,590 - Have a drink? - Thank you. 893 01:05:13,680 --> 01:05:17,071 In these cases I always lose. 894 01:05:17,160 --> 01:05:21,393 My wife sent me here... 895 01:05:21,480 --> 01:05:26,190 to give her back... the thing is a bit unfortunate. 896 01:05:26,280 --> 01:05:29,398 - I have to give you back... - The bill. - Exactly. 897 01:05:29,480 --> 01:05:34,111 - In exchange for cash. - She goes out of her way to help me. 898 01:05:34,200 --> 01:05:40,310 - He understood perfectly. - Yes, I understand, but I have no cash. 899 01:05:41,520 --> 01:05:45,673 It doesn't matter, my wife would propose this. 900 01:05:45,760 --> 01:05:51,870 I give her back the bill and she gives me back the poor tapir. 901 01:05:52,200 --> 01:05:55,670 - And Olimpio? - What does Olimpio have to do with it? 902 01:05:55,760 --> 01:06:01,119 Olimpio cannot give back what he got. 903 01:06:01,200 --> 01:06:03,316 Cursed! It's true. 904 01:06:03,640 --> 01:06:06,871 In these cases it is said: "Whoever gave, he gave, he gave. 905 01:06:06,960 --> 01:06:10,430 Who has had, had, had... Scurdammoce or passed... 906 01:06:10,520 --> 01:06:14,275 I had the tapir and his wife the bill. 907 01:06:14,480 --> 01:06:17,916 By law you can pay with bills, what can make him wife? 908 01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:21,152 To her, nothing... but to me, yes! 909 01:06:21,240 --> 01:06:25,552 If I come home without a tapir, I'm completely ruined. 910 01:06:26,240 --> 01:06:30,916 - A little courage. - My wife has too much courage. 911 01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:36,678 I tell her. You have to know how to deal with a wife. Being men. 912 01:06:36,760 --> 01:06:41,391 I, modestly... you observe. 913 01:06:41,800 --> 01:06:46,033 But when I'm in front of my wife, I'm just a husband. 914 01:06:46,120 --> 01:06:51,593 I understand, it takes something to make you a man. 915 01:06:59,200 --> 01:07:01,430 Me without tapir... 916 01:07:01,520 --> 01:07:05,150 Okay, I'm going to get it. 917 01:08:10,200 --> 01:08:14,671 - I wanted to wear it for the last time. - I see. 918 01:08:14,760 --> 01:08:20,278 It doesn't hurt to return it, the straight line doesn't fit her. 919 01:08:20,360 --> 01:08:23,159 Will you help me take it off? 920 01:08:23,400 --> 01:08:28,520 Gladly, you need a model that highlights you. 921 01:08:29,680 --> 01:08:31,910 This model? 922 01:08:39,680 --> 01:08:42,149 Don't make a tragedy of it. 923 01:08:42,240 --> 01:08:46,950 My wife will make a tragedy if you come back with the bill. 924 01:08:47,040 --> 01:08:49,998 "Promissory note" rhymes with hospital and funeral. 925 01:08:50,080 --> 01:08:54,597 - Death is a great comforter. - Don't be an idiot. 926 01:08:54,680 --> 01:08:58,196 I absolutely have to find 100 thousand lire. 927 01:09:00,800 --> 01:09:06,193 I know a bank teller who would give us more than 10 thousand lire. 928 01:09:06,280 --> 01:09:12,276 - What are we waiting to go there? What does it take? - A revolver. 929 01:09:12,360 --> 01:09:18,470 Gentlemen, 10,000 lire as a prize to those who beat this destroyer! 930 01:09:19,680 --> 01:09:24,754 Alfredo, they give 10,000 lire to whoever beats that fighter! 931 01:09:24,840 --> 01:09:28,879 - It's the hand of fate! - But that hand changes my connotations. 932 01:09:28,960 --> 01:09:33,750 - Let's go there and challenge him. - The two of us? It is not regulatory. 933 01:09:33,840 --> 01:09:39,040 - You fight, I'll be your second. - You are crazy. 934 01:09:39,120 --> 01:09:44,274 - You were regional champion and are you afraid? - I'm out of practice. 935 01:09:44,360 --> 01:09:47,352 - I can not. - He is twice your age! 936 01:09:47,440 --> 01:09:50,637 - He also has double my weight. - You are scared! 937 01:09:50,720 --> 01:09:56,750 It is not a regular match and there is also the risk of taking them. 938 01:09:56,840 --> 01:10:01,357 - Your wife is sure to send you to the hospital. - What if they don't pay us? 939 01:10:01,440 --> 01:10:04,353 - Hit him first and then the master. - Stop that. 940 01:10:04,440 --> 01:10:09,719 - A strong man like you! Beat him now! - Let's think. 941 01:10:22,160 --> 01:10:26,597 Silence! Silence! Silence! 942 01:10:27,120 --> 01:10:29,031 Ladies and Gentlemen... 943 01:10:31,640 --> 01:10:33,597 Silence! 944 01:10:34,160 --> 01:10:41,191 Now the fight will start and will have 100 thousand lire at stake! 945 01:10:41,280 --> 01:10:44,636 Among the Nordic champion Ursus. 946 01:10:51,400 --> 01:10:57,157 And the challenger, the brave doctor Alfredo Balzarini. 947 01:10:59,520 --> 01:11:04,594 Silence! Now the challenger enters the ring. 948 01:11:11,320 --> 01:11:13,789 Silence! 949 01:11:13,880 --> 01:11:20,832 Whoever loses, will have to give 100,000 lire to the winner. 950 01:11:22,360 --> 01:11:27,196 - What if I lose? - You can't lose, in case we give him the bill. 951 01:11:27,280 --> 01:11:31,353 - Can we ask for a postponement? - They don't have to execute you. 952 01:11:31,440 --> 01:11:34,637 - I'm afraid so. - Be calm. 953 01:12:32,800 --> 01:12:34,871 Alfredo, it's yours! Good boy! 954 01:13:11,520 --> 01:13:15,639 What are you doing, sleeping? If you don't win, I'll hit you! 955 01:13:16,480 --> 01:13:20,474 Remember you have to win, think of your wife! 956 01:13:54,920 --> 01:13:57,150 She pulls my hair out! 957 01:13:57,240 --> 01:14:00,232 It is not valid, hair is forbidden! 958 01:14:01,360 --> 01:14:04,830 - The hair is not worth! - Get his pants off! 959 01:14:15,200 --> 01:14:17,635 Alfredo. Alfredo? 960 01:14:36,480 --> 01:14:39,040 What a beautiful champion! 961 01:14:45,160 --> 01:14:48,152 - Did you give him the bill? - Yup. 962 01:14:48,240 --> 01:14:50,197 It shows. 963 01:14:52,160 --> 01:14:57,678 Countess, I am always up-to-date both for colors and models. 964 01:14:57,760 --> 01:15:03,676 This morning these two models arrived from Florence. 965 01:15:07,040 --> 01:15:11,671 - Alfredo! Olimpio, what happened? - Nothing, dear. 966 01:15:11,760 --> 01:15:17,631 - Who treated you like that? We're just a little messed up. 967 01:15:17,720 --> 01:15:21,111 - Nothing happened. - We went to pay taxes. 968 01:15:21,200 --> 01:15:24,158 - What taxes? - What taxes? 969 01:15:24,240 --> 01:15:27,949 The additional income tax, the sign tax and the supplementary tax. 970 01:15:28,040 --> 01:15:33,114 - And to pay the taxes they did this to you? - Taxes ruin. 971 01:15:33,200 --> 01:15:38,434 - Nonsense, who hit you? - It was the anonymous crowd. 972 01:15:38,520 --> 01:15:43,469 - What crowd? - the taxpayers, in front of the counters. 973 01:15:43,560 --> 01:15:47,679 In Italy they fight to pay taxes. 974 01:15:47,760 --> 01:15:50,400 "I'll pay! No, I'll pay first!" 975 01:15:50,480 --> 01:15:55,998 It is a short step from words to deeds. Then you know me... 976 01:15:56,080 --> 01:16:00,438 - Have you at least paid your taxes? - Yes. 977 01:16:00,520 --> 01:16:03,558 It took some strong recommendations, but... 978 01:16:03,640 --> 01:16:08,919 - Lady, you are busy. I'll be back. - Excuse me, countess. 979 01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:12,880 She-she I'll come back to her another day. - Goodbye. 980 01:16:16,760 --> 01:16:22,438 If you paid your taxes, it was all right with that girl, right? 981 01:16:22,520 --> 01:16:24,875 Yes. 982 01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:28,516 - Have you paid in cash? - Yes, one on top of the other. 983 01:16:28,600 --> 01:16:34,551 - She took back the bill without resisting? - No! 984 01:16:34,640 --> 01:16:37,678 Good! This will serve you as a lesson! 985 01:16:37,760 --> 01:16:42,391 No more bills of exchange are accepted! 986 01:16:42,480 --> 01:16:45,757 The protest diagram continues to rise frighteningly. 987 01:16:46,200 --> 01:16:51,036 The diagram shows the development of my financial enterprise. 988 01:16:53,640 --> 01:16:56,519 As you can see I'm back to the starting point. 989 01:16:56,600 --> 01:17:01,436 - Did he leave jail? - The prison is a great institution! 990 01:17:01,520 --> 01:17:04,034 It is difficult for a businessman to go there, but 991 01:17:04,120 --> 01:17:07,272 when they put him there, they do him a great pleasure! 992 01:17:07,360 --> 01:17:11,638 If you sign a bill, you can rest assured for 4 months, but then you have to pay. 993 01:17:11,720 --> 01:17:17,159 If you are in jail, you don't pay. They can't demand 994 01:17:17,240 --> 01:17:21,154 anything because you paid your debt to the company with jail. 995 01:17:21,240 --> 01:17:28,078 So when you go out you can start over with the hidden money. 996 01:17:28,160 --> 01:17:34,475 The real failure is if you stay out and have to pay the bills. 997 01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:39,233 - Those who took the bills don't say anything? - Yes, they say. 998 01:17:41,240 --> 01:17:45,393 They say a lot of bad words if you don't pay. 999 01:17:45,680 --> 01:17:50,390 They send you a lot of damn, curses. They don't thank you. 1000 01:17:50,480 --> 01:17:54,872 - They don't do anything else? - Yes, but it's a problem between them. 1001 01:17:54,960 --> 01:17:58,840 The bill goes a long way, covered with signatures. 1002 01:17:58,920 --> 01:18:02,197 Eventually, if he protests, trouble begins. 1003 01:18:02,280 --> 01:18:06,114 It is a kind of "Saint Antonio Chain". 1004 01:18:06,200 --> 01:18:11,957 Whoever has a protest bill tries to get the money 1005 01:18:12,040 --> 01:18:15,635 back or to take back the goods that he sold him. 1006 01:18:15,720 --> 01:18:20,669 If he succeeds, otherwise the acts begin. 1007 01:18:20,760 --> 01:18:25,675 So stamp papers, lawyers... 1008 01:18:28,440 --> 01:18:33,071 There is a mistake, my husband has already paid these taxes. 1009 01:18:33,160 --> 01:18:36,790 It doesn't show up and she doesn't have a receipt to prove it. 1010 01:18:36,880 --> 01:18:41,795 - Receipts from my husband. - If he doesn't pay, I have to foreclose. 1011 01:18:41,880 --> 01:18:43,951 - I don't pay! - Then I proceed. 1012 01:18:44,040 --> 01:18:48,477 She takes advantage of it because my husband is not here. 1013 01:18:48,560 --> 01:18:51,757 - Olimpio, come here! - Yes Madam. 1014 01:18:51,840 --> 01:18:56,118 Remember the day he paid his taxes with my husband? 1015 01:18:56,200 --> 01:18:58,635 That episode escapes me. 1016 01:18:58,720 --> 01:19:04,989 - It was the day that Alfredo collected the money from the bill. - Oh yes. 1017 01:19:05,080 --> 01:19:08,596 - You explain it to her. - It? 1018 01:19:11,400 --> 01:19:17,351 - Do you wish? - Are you the llaria BOOTIQUE company? - Yup. 1019 01:19:18,320 --> 01:19:22,439 The bill went in protest, what do we do? 1020 01:19:22,520 --> 01:19:27,435 - I didn't sign any promissory notes. - There is the stamp of your company. 1021 01:19:27,520 --> 01:19:30,273 This is the tapir's bill! 1022 01:19:30,720 --> 01:19:34,111 - Who gave it to you? - That over there. 1023 01:19:35,120 --> 01:19:40,320 - Olimpio! What is this all about? - I... - Explain! 1024 01:19:43,040 --> 01:19:46,749 He knows better than me, I'm just the clerk. 1025 01:19:46,840 --> 01:19:51,914 You have arrived, now the two of us have a nice little speech. 1026 01:20:34,920 --> 01:20:38,993 They could send the cards to clients, couldn't they? 1027 01:20:39,080 --> 01:20:43,631 - We sent them to everyone. - I didn't get it. 1028 01:20:43,720 --> 01:20:46,599 - Do you wish? - Mr. Michele. - There is not. 1029 01:20:46,680 --> 01:20:51,277 - Marries. - Ah! - My Giusy has to give up styling. 1030 01:20:51,360 --> 01:20:53,590 - Marries? - With the boss's sister. 1031 01:20:53,680 --> 01:20:56,638 - Goodbye, Giovanni. - Goodbye, Baroness. 1032 01:20:56,720 --> 01:21:01,920 Giovanni, I should give Signor Michele a little surprise, where is he? 1033 01:21:12,160 --> 01:21:17,280 I met her as a child, they lived in Velletri. 1034 01:21:22,600 --> 01:21:26,878 Don't start eating sweets, they're bad for you. 1035 01:21:26,960 --> 01:21:29,520 BELL - Enrichetta! 1036 01:21:29,800 --> 01:21:32,189 What a mess! 1037 01:21:33,600 --> 01:21:35,989 - Do you wish? - I'm the waiter. 1038 01:21:36,080 --> 01:21:39,277 Ottavio! Wait a moment. 1039 01:21:39,600 --> 01:21:41,557 Ottavio! 1040 01:21:42,800 --> 01:21:44,313 - Ottavio! - Yes, aunt? 1041 01:21:44,400 --> 01:21:49,156 - Where do I send the waiter? - In the dining room. - Very well. 1042 01:21:51,160 --> 01:21:55,040 - Stop eating. - The marzipan was odd... 1043 01:21:55,120 --> 01:21:59,079 At least "eat them" after the wedding. 1044 01:21:59,680 --> 01:22:05,949 - You were supposed to get married dressed like that? - I have the "striped" like yours. 1045 01:22:06,440 --> 01:22:11,469 Like mine? It is useless to argue, there is striped and striped! 1046 01:22:11,560 --> 01:22:15,474 - At least put on your tie. - Bravo, fix it. 1047 01:22:15,560 --> 01:22:17,915 Let's talk about this "you". 1048 01:22:18,000 --> 01:22:22,437 You will call me "you" in front of people to keep up appearances. 1049 01:22:22,520 --> 01:22:27,390 But in the shop I'm the boss and you are a clipper, right? 1050 01:22:28,200 --> 01:22:32,194 - Yup? - After the ceremony, can I call "you" to Maria? 1051 01:22:32,280 --> 01:22:34,157 Don't be funny! 1052 01:22:34,240 --> 01:22:38,313 - A young lady wants Signor Michele. - What have you done? 1053 01:22:38,400 --> 01:22:40,357 Anything! 1054 01:22:40,680 --> 01:22:44,514 - Hold me the marzipan. - No, I want to check it out for myself. 1055 01:22:48,320 --> 01:22:52,791 - Good morning. - Miss, it's an honor to see you again. 1056 01:22:52,880 --> 01:22:56,839 I learned that Signor Michele is getting married. 1057 01:22:56,920 --> 01:23:00,276 So I thought I'd give him a little gift. 1058 01:23:00,360 --> 01:23:05,958 - Thanks, you shouldn't have bothered. - This, scoundrel! 1059 01:23:06,040 --> 01:23:10,591 Maybe it would be better... Sorry, Ottavio, it's a delicate thing. 1060 01:23:10,680 --> 01:23:13,274 They are family! 1061 01:23:19,120 --> 01:23:23,318 Did you understand that you made up? I'd break your face! 1062 01:23:23,400 --> 01:23:28,076 - Instead I have to get you to marry my sister. - Where can I find 100 thousand lire? 1063 01:23:29,920 --> 01:23:32,309 - Not from me! - Who asked you for them? 1064 01:23:32,400 --> 01:23:38,078 - One does not want, the other cannot. We hear what the bride says. - No! 1065 01:23:38,160 --> 01:23:42,631 - That blinds my eye! - We don't make scandals! 1066 01:23:43,640 --> 01:23:48,476 - The servant now too! - What do you want? - Vinegar. 1067 01:23:48,560 --> 01:23:53,191 - Why? - Miss Maria has fainted. 1068 01:23:53,400 --> 01:23:58,839 - She's passed out! You wait a moment. - I'm in no hurry, I'm not moving. 1069 01:23:59,440 --> 01:24:03,559 - Does Maria feel bad? - It will be the emotion! 1070 01:24:03,640 --> 01:24:09,238 - She She's such a sensitive girl! - Don't get upset, it's the emotion. 1071 01:24:09,320 --> 01:24:13,632 - Leave me alone! - Stay calm, let's see that it can be done. 1072 01:24:13,720 --> 01:24:17,475 - What happens? - It's her dress. - Life does not fit me! 1073 01:24:17,560 --> 01:24:20,393 - That was fine! - Now it won't fit me! 1074 01:24:20,480 --> 01:24:24,633 - Madam, it can be unpick. - Shut up! - Shut up! - Shut up! 1075 01:24:24,720 --> 01:24:30,033 - Why didn't you try it? - I tried it! I'm not getting married! 1076 01:24:30,120 --> 01:24:34,990 - Don't talk nonsense! - I don't want to go out like an idiot! 1077 01:24:35,080 --> 01:24:38,277 I don't put it on, I throw it away! 1078 01:24:39,040 --> 01:24:42,078 The wedding dress! They don't get married anymore! 1079 01:24:47,600 --> 01:24:50,797 - Miss! - Yup? - Come. 1080 01:24:50,880 --> 01:24:55,272 - Don't do that, call the seamstress! - We phoned. 1081 01:24:55,360 --> 01:24:58,273 Now come and fix your dress. 1082 01:24:58,360 --> 01:25:01,432 Do not despair, you are beautiful even without a dress. 1083 01:25:01,520 --> 01:25:05,400 - What are you doing here? - The groom must not see the bride. 1084 01:25:08,200 --> 01:25:12,512 - When are you going to stop getting me in trouble? - Where is it? 1085 01:25:12,600 --> 01:25:16,753 - Enrichetta, where is the young lady? Sh e-she She's gone. She left this. 1086 01:25:16,840 --> 01:25:20,913 The bill! She is convinced, she is basically a good girl. 1087 01:25:21,000 --> 01:25:24,755 Miss said you will get your wedding dress 1088 01:25:24,840 --> 01:25:27,070 back when you bring her what you know. 1089 01:25:27,160 --> 01:25:30,516 - The dress? - Yes, she took him away. 1090 01:25:30,600 --> 01:25:37,233 She's a good girl, right? I'd break it... let's be calm. 1091 01:25:37,320 --> 01:25:42,235 - You give me these... you give them to me. - We don't even talk about it. 1092 01:25:42,320 --> 01:25:46,917 - But... - Do you have an idea? - Come with me. 1093 01:25:47,360 --> 01:25:52,070 - Enrichetta, if they're looking for us, we'll be back in 10 minutes. - Okay 1094 01:25:52,160 --> 01:25:55,312 Long last! Please, take a seat. 1095 01:25:55,400 --> 01:25:59,871 Madam, the seamstress has arrived! 1096 01:25:59,960 --> 01:26:02,918 You must excuse me, a misunderstanding has happened. 1097 01:26:03,000 --> 01:26:04,991 This moron brought here the Confirmation 1098 01:26:05,080 --> 01:26:08,198 dress of the accountant Gattuso's daughter. 1099 01:26:08,280 --> 01:26:13,992 - Here is her beautiful dress! - Have you seen? All settled. 1100 01:26:14,080 --> 01:26:15,832 You are a jewel! 1101 01:26:16,080 --> 01:26:21,280 - Plus 19 thousand and we get to 60 thousand. - A nice refueling. 1102 01:26:21,360 --> 01:26:24,432 - We wish we had so many customers like that. - I'm in a hurry. 1103 01:26:24,520 --> 01:26:30,198 50 "Turmak", 16 thousand and cigars... 100 thousand exactly. 1104 01:26:30,280 --> 01:26:34,751 - Wait a minute, I'll call someone for the packages. - You are welcome. 1105 01:26:34,840 --> 01:26:39,118 - Michele! - I'm here. - Get the packages. 1106 01:26:39,200 --> 01:26:42,670 - Done. - His 100,000 lire. 1107 01:26:42,760 --> 01:26:45,752 - It's a joke? - Yes, like what you did to me 1108 01:26:45,840 --> 01:26:47,751 when you came with the bastard. 1109 01:26:47,840 --> 01:26:50,036 By the way, tip? 1110 01:26:50,120 --> 01:26:52,919 - Should I call the guards? - Calm down, lady. 1111 01:26:53,000 --> 01:26:55,196 - Does the endorsement signature belong to you? - Yup. 1112 01:26:55,280 --> 01:26:57,351 - What does it mean? - Please, lady. 1113 01:26:57,440 --> 01:26:59,556 - Is the protest in order? - Yup. 1114 01:26:59,640 --> 01:27:04,032 - Is your conscience okay? - But... 1115 01:27:04,120 --> 01:27:08,318 - Give me a box of matches. - Here. - Does this pay you? 1116 01:27:13,440 --> 01:27:17,399 Bring the bastard to Sanremo, make him "bet" at roulette. 1117 01:27:22,880 --> 01:27:28,114 Another cue, one of "Camel". 50 packs of "Turmak"... 1118 01:27:28,200 --> 01:27:32,239 - And 50 of "Turmak". - Basically it's 100 thousand lire. 1119 01:27:32,320 --> 01:27:34,960 - As if it were cash. - Sure. 1120 01:27:35,040 --> 01:27:39,876 I wasn't short of cash, but I had to teach the gentleman a lesson. 1121 01:27:39,960 --> 01:27:43,351 It is clear that you are a gentleman. 1122 01:27:44,280 --> 01:27:46,237 Sir... 1123 01:27:46,760 --> 01:27:48,717 However... 1124 01:27:49,080 --> 01:27:50,479 Well? 1125 01:27:50,560 --> 01:27:53,439 - Then? - Go, I'll join you. 1126 01:27:53,520 --> 01:27:56,558 - The dress? - He's on the bed. 1127 01:27:56,640 --> 01:27:59,917 Go, you know the way. 1128 01:28:00,000 --> 01:28:03,550 Yes, I know her, yes. 1129 01:28:07,480 --> 01:28:09,437 Here it is. 1130 01:28:15,720 --> 01:28:19,190 - What are you doing? - Anything. 1131 01:28:19,280 --> 01:28:22,272 - "Souvenir", dear? - Just a "souvenir". 1132 01:28:22,360 --> 01:28:24,158 Once in a life... 1133 01:28:24,240 --> 01:28:27,915 - Still worth it. - Very nice. 1134 01:28:28,000 --> 01:28:32,949 Remember that you are done now! Finished! 1135 01:28:33,040 --> 01:28:36,351 - Sure, just imagine that Maria made me do the "foil". - Which? 1136 01:28:36,440 --> 01:28:39,319 - I quit smoking. - Well, save. 1137 01:28:39,400 --> 01:28:42,597 What savings? She started smoking! 1138 01:28:43,320 --> 01:28:49,839 - This is my little wedding gift. - Thanks, it's very kind of you. 1139 01:28:50,400 --> 01:28:53,119 - Very well. - Then goodbye. 1140 01:28:53,200 --> 01:28:56,636 One moment, leave me this cue. 1141 01:28:56,720 --> 01:28:58,631 Hi! 1142 01:28:58,720 --> 01:29:03,157 I understand. Goodbye. 1143 01:29:08,360 --> 01:29:10,636 - Good morning, lawyer. - Hi. 1144 01:29:11,000 --> 01:29:13,594 Do you know the lawyer? Is she a client of him? 1145 01:29:13,680 --> 01:29:16,320 No, he is my client. 1146 01:29:16,640 --> 01:29:18,472 - Hi, Lola. - Hello Beautiful! 1147 01:29:18,560 --> 01:29:20,517 - Forested. - All forested. 1148 01:29:21,960 --> 01:29:26,989 - Are you sure it's here? - Very sure. - Yes, it's section 1. 1149 01:29:28,120 --> 01:29:32,990 - Capponi Lola! - I go, please! - You don't worry. 1150 01:29:35,440 --> 01:29:37,909 - Do you remember everything? - Yup. 1151 01:29:38,000 --> 01:29:40,150 - Who am I? - I do not know. 1152 01:29:40,240 --> 01:29:43,358 - You're my cousin, Posalaquaglia. - Yes but... 1153 01:29:43,440 --> 01:29:47,513 - Remember, you're the scarecrow. - I was behind the scarecrow. 1154 01:29:47,600 --> 01:29:51,070 - Who are you? - The tree. You tood behind the tree. 1155 01:29:51,160 --> 01:29:53,436 - The young lady you did? - I do not know. 1156 01:29:53,520 --> 01:29:56,876 - Miss... - Miss shot the hunter. 1157 01:29:56,960 --> 01:30:00,351 No, the hunter shot the young lady. 1158 01:30:00,440 --> 01:30:04,149 - The young lady came to us... - For the perjury. 1159 01:30:04,240 --> 01:30:07,392 So we go to jail, do you understand? 1160 01:30:07,480 --> 01:30:11,394 - I don't want to end my old age in jail. - Sure. 1161 01:30:11,480 --> 01:30:12,993 It scares me. 1162 01:30:14,000 --> 01:30:16,310 It's here, the section. 1163 01:30:16,400 --> 01:30:21,474 - We have to wait a few minutes, we're in the Magistrate's Court, do you understand? - Yup. 1164 01:30:25,560 --> 01:30:27,517 Look who you see! 1165 01:30:28,680 --> 01:30:32,958 I wanted to come to your house, but those damn steps... 1166 01:30:33,040 --> 01:30:38,797 - Let them sit down. - Knight. - How are you? - So... 1167 01:30:38,880 --> 01:30:44,034 What penalty is foreseen for those who do not pay the bills? 1168 01:30:44,120 --> 01:30:46,077 What he wants... 1169 01:30:46,640 --> 01:30:50,190 If you were to send people who don't pay bills to jail ' 1170 01:30:50,280 --> 01:30:54,069 - Italy would be a desert. - Inquire, knight. 1171 01:30:54,160 --> 01:30:59,155 I did it. I'm talking about your bill of exchange, that of Bruscatelli. 1172 01:30:59,240 --> 01:31:03,120 - He's in protest. - Bruscatelli didn't pay? - It is not possible! 1173 01:31:03,200 --> 01:31:06,989 - Pretty, this! - Cute, gets prettier every day. 1174 01:31:07,080 --> 01:31:10,311 Didn't Bruscatelli pay? I don't want to see it. 1175 01:31:10,400 --> 01:31:13,756 - Don't show it to him. - Like? - I don't want to see her. 1176 01:31:13,840 --> 01:31:17,117 - Destroy it. - I'm not destroying anything! 1177 01:31:17,200 --> 01:31:21,558 - How do we want to solve? - It takes patience, Commander. 1178 01:31:21,640 --> 01:31:26,237 - See you later. - One moment. Lawyer, come on! 1179 01:31:26,320 --> 01:31:30,029 - Have you called the lawyer yet? - Yes. - Shall we go to jail? 1180 01:31:30,120 --> 01:31:34,079 - What's up? - They are the two of the Bruscatelli bill. 1181 01:31:34,160 --> 01:31:36,071 - Posalaquaglia. - Inpaper. 1182 01:31:36,160 --> 01:31:40,074 - Paper. - "Wrapped". - Lawyer Incarta. - Posalaquaglia. 1183 01:31:40,160 --> 01:31:44,279 - I'm his lawyer. - He is following another cause of mine. 1184 01:31:44,360 --> 01:31:46,795 - Another cause? - Yes, I have a lot of trouble. 1185 01:31:46,880 --> 01:31:50,077 Did you understand? He has a lot of "sawdust". 1186 01:31:50,160 --> 01:31:53,596 - Were we suing for a lot of sawdust? - Sometimes it gets wet... 1187 01:31:53,680 --> 01:31:59,153 - No, damages, blackmail. - Do you have witnesses? - No. 1188 01:31:59,240 --> 01:32:04,314 - Unfortunately there aren't. - You are lucky! - We are here! 1189 01:32:04,400 --> 01:32:07,836 - It's our job. - It's our profession. 1190 01:32:07,920 --> 01:32:11,675 - Would you be willing to... - If we agree. 1191 01:32:11,760 --> 01:32:17,472 - Lawyer, there are these two crooks... - Who? - We! 1192 01:32:17,560 --> 01:32:22,077 - They'd be willing to testify for me. - I'm against. 1193 01:32:22,160 --> 01:32:27,599 But do as you like, I don't know anything, I don't feel! 1194 01:32:27,680 --> 01:32:34,393 If you return Bruscatelli's bill to us, we testify. 1195 01:32:34,480 --> 01:32:36,232 Get this fool away! 1196 01:32:36,320 --> 01:32:39,711 - How dare you? - She said she didn't hear. - Yes! 1197 01:32:39,800 --> 01:32:42,599 So sorry on behalf of my cousin. 1198 01:32:42,680 --> 01:32:44,990 - Themistocles needs. - We come right away! 1199 01:32:45,080 --> 01:32:47,833 Lawyer, explain how they have to testify. 1200 01:32:47,920 --> 01:32:50,514 - We are in the dark! - I'll enlighten you. 1201 01:32:50,600 --> 01:32:57,438 On the evening of May 24, at 7 pm, you were in via 4 November 1202 01:32:57,520 --> 01:33:01,036 at the corner with Silvio Spaventa at Caffé Pietro Micca 1203 01:33:01,120 --> 01:33:03,191 sitting on a bench with him. 1204 01:33:03,280 --> 01:33:07,035 - I know him. - One moment. - I remember everything! 1205 01:33:07,120 --> 01:33:12,718 24 May at 7 pm in Via 4 Novembre at the 1206 01:33:12,800 --> 01:33:17,112 corner with Silvio Spaventa at Caffé Pietro Micca. 1207 01:33:17,200 --> 01:33:19,919 - Remember, Pietro Micca! - I recommend! 1208 01:33:20,000 --> 01:33:22,150 - And that's all! - Did you understand? 1209 01:33:22,240 --> 01:33:24,754 - Do you remember everything? - I know everything by heart. 1210 01:33:24,840 --> 01:33:30,995 24 May... Silvio Spaventa's corner... with Silvio Pellico... 1211 01:33:31,080 --> 01:33:34,869 - That we did? - Silvio Pellico was on the bench. 1212 01:33:36,960 --> 01:33:39,315 - Knight. - What's up? 1213 01:33:39,400 --> 01:33:42,392 - Excuse me, but he forgot the bill. - Later, later. 1214 01:33:42,480 --> 01:33:46,838 No, now, now! "Life and death are in the hands of the Lord." 1215 01:33:46,920 --> 01:33:49,878 - Why should I die and not you? - There are two of us. 1216 01:33:49,960 --> 01:33:53,555 - It's the same. - Trust me, knight. - Trust me. 1217 01:33:53,640 --> 01:33:55,358 But I recommend! 1218 01:33:55,440 --> 01:33:57,829 BELL - Come on! Let it pass. 1219 01:33:57,920 --> 01:34:01,470 > Silence! - It's the commissioner. - The Praetor! 1220 01:34:01,560 --> 01:34:04,439 Is it the Praetor? Take off your hat. 1221 01:34:06,280 --> 01:34:11,639 Capponi Lola, affirm that at 7 pm on May 24 ' 1222 01:34:11,720 --> 01:34:16,271 near Ciampino airport, Temistocles Bisogni 1223 01:34:16,360 --> 01:34:21,480 - did he hit you from behind with a shot from a shotgun? - Sure. 1224 01:34:21,560 --> 01:34:25,599 You claim you can produce eyewitnesses. 1225 01:34:25,720 --> 01:34:28,678 - Eyepieces, Mr. Praetor. - Eyepieces. 1226 01:34:28,760 --> 01:34:32,071 While the accused, Bisogni Temistocles, says 1227 01:34:32,160 --> 01:34:36,393 that at 7 pm on May 24th he was in company 1228 01:34:36,480 --> 01:34:41,919 of friends who knew him at Caffé Pietro Micca. 1229 01:34:42,000 --> 01:34:43,957 Sure, Mr. Praetor. 1230 01:34:44,240 --> 01:34:46,880 - Ouch! Ouch! - What happened? 1231 01:34:47,520 --> 01:34:50,592 - Do you know who the hunter is? - No. - Our landlord. 1232 01:34:50,680 --> 01:34:52,876 Are not you happy? What does it mean? 1233 01:34:52,960 --> 01:34:56,191 It means that we are witnesses for and against in the same cause. 1234 01:34:56,280 --> 01:34:58,840 "With one stone we kill two birds!" 1235 01:34:58,920 --> 01:35:01,912 - When fortune telling! - When it is said that one is fool! 1236 01:35:02,000 --> 01:35:04,514 - You? - No, you! - How do you know it? 1237 01:35:05,160 --> 01:35:08,630 - Chancellor, let's hear the witnesses. - Yup. 1238 01:35:08,720 --> 01:35:14,238 - Posalaquaglia and Posalaquaglia. - Should we come? It is necessary? 1239 01:35:14,920 --> 01:35:17,309 It is essential. 1240 01:35:17,400 --> 01:35:20,119 - Is closed. - Open up! 1241 01:35:20,200 --> 01:35:23,909 - Goalkeeper! - Push. - Thank you. 1242 01:35:24,920 --> 01:35:28,151 - Dearest Commander, how are you? - Which commander? 1243 01:35:28,240 --> 01:35:33,269 - It's the Praetor. - Sorry. - I'm the judge. - How's it going? - Good. 1244 01:35:33,360 --> 01:35:36,955 - What pride! - A few small talk. - Are you the witnesses? - Yes sir. 1245 01:35:37,040 --> 01:35:40,112 - Do you want to put down? - Where? - Here! - Yes, yes. 1246 01:35:40,200 --> 01:35:44,956 - We lay down. - We're here now. - Chancellor, swear. 1247 01:35:45,040 --> 01:35:47,475 Raise your right hand, swear to tell the truth, the whole truth. 1248 01:35:47,760 --> 01:35:50,957 - You say I swear. - I didn't understand what he said. 1249 01:35:51,400 --> 01:35:54,552 Raise your right hand, swear to tell the truth, the whole truth. 1250 01:35:54,640 --> 01:35:56,438 - You say: I swear. - I swear. 1251 01:35:56,520 --> 01:36:00,673 - See you later. - Where are you going? - We swore. - Come here! 1252 01:36:01,640 --> 01:36:05,918 - After swearing he takes his place. - Yes. - Do you want to testify? - What? 1253 01:36:06,000 --> 01:36:08,958 What happened on May 24th? 1254 01:36:09,040 --> 01:36:14,718 - Forget it now... - No. What happened on May 24th? 1255 01:36:14,800 --> 01:36:19,749 - In front of all these people? - Yes, that's what people are here for. 1256 01:36:19,840 --> 01:36:23,390 - I'm hoarse. - It does not matter. 1257 01:36:23,480 --> 01:36:25,949 - He knows too. - I have to know! 1258 01:36:26,040 --> 01:36:29,590 - Let me hear May 24! - All right! 1259 01:36:29,680 --> 01:36:33,150 "The Army was marching to reach the frontier 1260 01:36:33,240 --> 01:36:35,709 and make a barrier against the enemy! 1261 01:36:35,800 --> 01:36:40,112 - You had to keep quiet! "- You keep quiet! 1262 01:36:57,760 --> 01:37:01,071 Stop! We are not at the variety! 1263 01:37:01,160 --> 01:37:04,198 - She told me to sing! - It? 1264 01:37:04,280 --> 01:37:09,434 Mr. Praetor, I would like to say how things stand, I would like to testify. 1265 01:37:09,520 --> 01:37:11,431 We feel! 1266 01:37:11,520 --> 01:37:15,479 - Forgive my cousin, he's a little confused. - I see. 1267 01:37:16,040 --> 01:37:22,150 - May 24? - What happened on May 24? 1268 01:37:22,240 --> 01:37:27,474 I remember well. I arrived in Ciampino with my personal plane. 1269 01:37:27,560 --> 01:37:32,316 - Do you have a personal plane? - Yes, in the Netherlands. 1270 01:37:32,400 --> 01:37:36,189 Once in Ciampino I can't find my cousin. 1271 01:37:36,280 --> 01:37:39,830 I set out on foot because there was not even a car. 1272 01:37:39,920 --> 01:37:43,436 Then I "intrude" in a bush. 1273 01:37:43,520 --> 01:37:49,152 - A bush? - Do you know the bush? - No. - Yup. 1274 01:37:49,240 --> 01:37:53,074 In that bush there was a knight. 1275 01:37:53,160 --> 01:37:56,835 The knight... there is a reason why he is a knight. 1276 01:37:56,920 --> 01:38:02,393 Not because he had a horse... at a certain moment I hear "boom, boom"! 1277 01:38:02,680 --> 01:38:06,435 A shot from a rifle. I turn around and see the dead hen. 1278 01:38:06,520 --> 01:38:10,798 Not the hen, the POLLANCA, the capon! 1279 01:38:11,040 --> 01:38:14,112 - The Capon! - Miss present. 1280 01:38:14,200 --> 01:38:18,273 - Yes, she was hit. - Who hit her? 1281 01:38:18,360 --> 01:38:20,556 One moment, Mr. Praetor. 1282 01:38:20,640 --> 01:38:25,237 - I'll take... I'll give the capon first aid. - this way. 1283 01:38:25,320 --> 01:38:29,996 And I immediately go to the city because I had 1284 01:38:30,080 --> 01:38:33,311 to reach Silvio Pellico's Café... Di Spaventa. 1285 01:38:33,400 --> 01:38:35,994 I was frightened because I did not find Silvio. 1286 01:38:36,080 --> 01:38:40,199 Here comes the knight from before! 1287 01:38:40,280 --> 01:38:42,351 Not with the horse, but without! 1288 01:38:42,440 --> 01:38:46,479 I find that knight, who is our landlord. 1289 01:38:46,680 --> 01:38:52,278 - I got confused. - The boatswain. - I "cheated" a little. 1290 01:38:52,920 --> 01:38:55,389 - But I told the truth. - The truth? 1291 01:38:55,480 --> 01:38:58,040 - Now he speaks. - I understood everything. 1292 01:38:58,120 --> 01:39:00,350 - You have understood? - I marked everything. 1293 01:39:00,440 --> 01:39:05,389 - I say the same thing. - Now lay down you. - Yes sir. 1294 01:39:08,240 --> 01:39:11,198 Come on, stop! 1295 01:39:11,800 --> 01:39:14,838 - What do you know? - About what? 1296 01:39:14,920 --> 01:39:18,390 - On May 24. But without singing. - All right. 1297 01:39:18,480 --> 01:39:20,710 - Mr. General. - I'm not a General! 1298 01:39:20,800 --> 01:39:22,632 They will. 1299 01:39:22,720 --> 01:39:25,075 - I'm just a judge. - Just judge. 1300 01:39:25,160 --> 01:39:28,198 I came from Africa, to be precise from Turkey ' 1301 01:39:28,280 --> 01:39:30,271 with my personal steamer. 1302 01:39:30,360 --> 01:39:32,920 - Do you have a personal steamer? - Yes sir. 1303 01:39:33,000 --> 01:39:36,834 I got off my steamer because I was also from the Netherlands. 1304 01:39:36,920 --> 01:39:42,518 But I left the Netherlands because being short, I had to stay stooped. 1305 01:39:42,600 --> 01:39:48,152 So I went to Turkey. After many hours of travel I got off... 1306 01:39:48,560 --> 01:39:50,710 - and I went after the bush. - You too. 1307 01:39:50,800 --> 01:39:53,189 I had an appointment with him. 1308 01:39:53,440 --> 01:39:57,149 While I was shouting: "Where are you, cousin Posalaquaglia?" 1309 01:39:57,240 --> 01:40:00,756 I see a hunter... but he was not a hunter. 1310 01:40:00,840 --> 01:40:02,831 So how do you know he was a hunter? 1311 01:40:02,920 --> 01:40:06,390 - Because he shot the "pigeon". - To the pigeon? 1312 01:40:06,480 --> 01:40:08,710 - The pigeon... - Alla Capponi. 1313 01:40:08,800 --> 01:40:11,713 - Alla Capponi! - Lola Capponi! - Then she knows! 1314 01:40:11,920 --> 01:40:14,070 - Sure, it's on file. - He knows everything. 1315 01:40:14,160 --> 01:40:18,472 I hear: "Boom, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta. Bum!" 1316 01:40:18,960 --> 01:40:22,635 - The European war! What do you feel? - One shot. 1317 01:40:22,720 --> 01:40:25,917 - You too! - That hit my cousin. 1318 01:40:26,000 --> 01:40:29,595 - My cousin, who shot the young lady... - Him? - No! 1319 01:40:29,680 --> 01:40:31,114 - Did you shoot the young lady? - No! 1320 01:40:31,200 --> 01:40:35,398 - Yes. - What are you saying? - It was not you? - No I was wrong. 1321 01:40:35,480 --> 01:40:38,552 - Make no mistake, tell the truth. - Yes sir. 1322 01:40:38,640 --> 01:40:43,919 I took my cousin by the arm and we went to the café on November 27th. 1323 01:40:44,000 --> 01:40:47,834 Was it 27? No, 14... 24 May! 1324 01:40:47,920 --> 01:40:52,437 I asked: "Is the bar by Silvio Spaventa?" They replied: "Yes." 1325 01:40:52,520 --> 01:40:55,592 Then I asked: "Is there Pietro Micca? And they:" No." 1326 01:40:55,680 --> 01:40:58,035 - Then? - That's all. 1327 01:41:00,280 --> 01:41:04,035 - I understood everything. - Yes, you are right. 1328 01:41:04,120 --> 01:41:08,557 - It's clear. - Of course. - Do you know what I understand? 1329 01:41:09,360 --> 01:41:12,273 - I understand that you are two false witnesses. - Yes sir. 1330 01:41:12,360 --> 01:41:15,910 - It's true? - Don't be heard. - Everyone must feel it! 1331 01:41:16,000 --> 01:41:21,518 Do you know what happens when there are two false witnesses in the courtroom? 1332 01:41:21,600 --> 01:41:24,399 - There is immediate arrest. - Bravo, you are practical. 1333 01:41:24,480 --> 01:41:27,632 - The immediate arrest on the spot! - Yes sir. 1334 01:41:29,360 --> 01:41:32,830 - Brigadier! - Arrest the commissioner! Silence! 1335 01:41:46,400 --> 01:41:47,913 Good morning. 1336 01:41:48,240 --> 01:41:49,753 Good morning. 1337 01:41:52,840 --> 01:41:56,470 - Empty your pockets. - Poor fellow. Allows? My cousin. 1338 01:41:56,560 --> 01:42:00,519 - We have nothing. - Anything? - Otherwise we weren't here. 1339 01:42:00,600 --> 01:42:02,273 Wait. 1340 01:42:05,320 --> 01:42:07,038 Welcome back, Commander. 1341 01:42:07,120 --> 01:42:10,750 - Done. - I am grateful for her intervention. 1342 01:42:10,840 --> 01:42:13,798 - What did I tell you? - I had no doubt. 1343 01:42:13,880 --> 01:42:17,475 - Excuse me, there will be some formalities. - You are welcome. 1344 01:42:19,560 --> 01:42:23,474 - When I came in, I left a suitcase. - Sure, Commander. 1345 01:42:23,560 --> 01:42:25,312 The suitcase of Commander Bruscatelli. 1346 01:42:25,400 --> 01:42:28,711 - No, I put it aside. - Thank you. 1347 01:42:28,800 --> 01:42:31,189 - Bruscatelli! - Ouch! 1348 01:42:31,280 --> 01:42:34,193 - Give me the bill. - Why? 1349 01:42:34,320 --> 01:42:37,392 - Let me do it. - Ah, Bruscatelli! 1350 01:42:37,760 --> 01:42:42,197 Excuse me, Commander, there would be this bill of yours. 1351 01:42:42,280 --> 01:42:45,796 - He made it to that young Piedmontese man. - Piedmontese? 1352 01:42:45,880 --> 01:42:49,236 - 100 thousand lire. - Yes I remember! 1353 01:42:49,320 --> 01:42:52,392 Weird... let's fix it right away. 1354 01:42:52,480 --> 01:42:56,394 - Miss, fix this. -How much is he? - 100 thousand. 1355 01:42:56,640 --> 01:43:00,952 - A nonsense. Let's renew it. - Thank you, Commander. - You are welcome. 1356 01:43:01,040 --> 01:43:06,956 - Very nice. - There is no precedent, who knows what happened. 1357 01:43:07,240 --> 01:43:10,073 - Done. This is for you. - You know how it is! 1358 01:43:10,160 --> 01:43:15,599 - Goodbye and best wishes. - Thank you. - You too. 1359 01:43:16,160 --> 01:43:19,437 - Your suitcase, Commander. - Very well. 1360 01:43:20,000 --> 01:43:23,834 - You are welcome. - Absolutely not, I owe you too much. 1361 01:43:28,400 --> 01:43:31,233 Another bill of exchange. What do we need it for? 1362 01:43:31,480 --> 01:43:35,189 - So nothing to deposit? - Anything. - Here we go? 1363 01:43:35,280 --> 01:43:39,672 I wanted to ask, also on behalf of my cousin, how is it here? 1364 01:43:39,760 --> 01:43:43,310 - As in all prisons. - What questions! Is it good to eat? 1365 01:43:43,400 --> 01:43:46,392 The food is good, but the extras are paid separately. 1366 01:43:46,480 --> 01:43:49,518 - They pay us the extras separately. - Are you stupid? - He said so. 1367 01:43:49,600 --> 01:43:53,719 You pay them separately. He deposits money and then shirks. 1368 01:43:53,800 --> 01:43:56,872 - We have the coffee bar here. - Do you have a canteen? - Yup. 1369 01:43:56,960 --> 01:44:00,510 You order and we deduct. Do you have money? 1370 01:44:00,600 --> 01:44:04,036 - We have no money. - So... - But... 1371 01:44:04,560 --> 01:44:06,915 - But what? - We have this. 1372 01:44:07,000 --> 01:44:10,197 - A bill of exchange? - Yes. - But... - Bruscatelli! 1373 01:44:10,280 --> 01:44:13,875 - There is Bruscatelli's signature! - Bruscatelli? 1374 01:44:14,120 --> 01:44:17,875 - That gentleman... - Then Bruscatelli supports the bar. 1375 01:44:17,960 --> 01:44:21,316 - Turn it over and leave it in storage. - I told you! - Long live Bruscatelli. 1376 01:44:21,400 --> 01:44:24,631 - Pierino, cell 247. - Long live Bruscatelli! 1377 01:44:24,720 --> 01:44:28,634 - Done. Thank you very much. - Goodbye. 1378 01:44:28,960 --> 01:44:30,917 Keep it well. 1379 01:44:31,400 --> 01:44:33,357 Good stay. 1380 01:44:33,560 --> 01:44:37,713 - You are welcome. - No. - Cousin, please. - I get angry. 1381 01:44:37,800 --> 01:44:39,871 - You are welcome. - Thank you. 1382 01:44:40,120 --> 01:44:46,116 I forgot, tomorrow wake up at 9 with a light cappuccino. 1383 01:44:47,000 --> 01:44:49,753 - And some newspapers. - Thank you. 117344