All language subtitles for B S S01E06 1080p ROKU WEB-DL AAC2 0 H 264_track3_[eng]

So, the transition of a solid

directly into a gas
is called, anybody?

Anybody?

Anybody?

Sublimation.

So, Pat, if you
could add a tiny bit

of solid carbon dioxide
to the warm water.

That was too much, Pat.

[class laughs]

Don't panic, everyone.

Maybe we should just

get a window open.

Pat, if you could open the door.

No,

that's not the door knob, Pat.

Stop jiggling it.

♪ When I think about the days ♪

♪ There is something
of a haze about it ♪

♪ When you said
we'd never change ♪

♪ But we never stopped
to think about it ♪

♪ I know we're not the same ♪

♪ But let's not
break the chain ♪

♪ And we should play
this game together ♪

And, so, after the
events of last week,

rap battles are now
outlawed on school premises.

[group groans]

Let's just take it as
read that all your momma's

are fat.

Now, with the details of
her upcoming French trip,

Miss erm.

Postern.

[group applauds]

Bonjour!

It's French for hello.

So, who wants to say
bonjour to la France?

Which is French for France.

We're going to France!

What, to Paris, Miss?

No, Paris was a
bit too expensive.

Next best thing,

Dieppe!

Where's that?

It's in France.

We're going to be staying
in a very nice youth hostel

just outside Dieppe.

Still able to sample
all the excitement

Dieppe has to offer though.

The port.

The town square.

The old port,

there's so much to see.

The Eiffel Tower?

No, that's in Paris.

Is that where we're going, Miss?

No, we're going to Dieppe.

Where's Dieppe, Miss?

It's in France.

So, can I get a show of
hands in the air please.

Come on!

It'll be fun!

You get to go on a coach.

You can buy bangers.

[group chatters]

[upbeat music]

So, your first trip to France.

Don't tell everyone!

In fact don't tell anyone.

I won't.

Just frained you've never been.

Lots of places I've never been.

I mean, why start with France
when there's whole parts

of Surrey that I've
yet to explore.

Well, you are a French teacher.

What's your point?

Nothing at all.

Just wondered if
there's an opportunity

for other teachers to
come with you on the trip.

There are three
spaces available.

I suppose you'll be
putting your name down.

Well, check my diary.

Then you'll be putting
your name down.

Well, I am quite busy.

Not too busy to put
your name down though.

Well I'll see if I can
move a few things around.

And then when you have,

you'll put your name down.

Yes, I will.

You, French woman,

my office.

Now.

Will you just pop that
up in the staff room?

Yes, of course.

This jolly is a lawsuit
waiting to happen.

So hear my rules.

No drinking,

no smoking,

and no holiday romances
with dirty Frenchmen.

Oh, well the children will
of course be supervised

at all times.

I wasn't talking
about the children.

And I don't want a
single complaint,

fight, or unwanted pregnancy.

Sorry, are we talking
about the children now?

Yes!

So, I'm afraid I've
got some bad news.

You lost are books again, sir?

No, no, no, I know
where they are.

Well where are they then?

They're on top of the TV.

So we'll get them
back tomorrow, sir?

No.

You see, the bailiff
came to take the TV.

Still, I did manage to save
some stuff from the caravan.

I got a,

I got a shoe horn,

pritt stick.

Got my passport, so,

I can go on the French trip, eh?

Why don't we do
geography trips, sir?

Last time I did one of those,

we went to some

caves up Cheddar Gorge way.

Very dark in there.

Banged my head on one of those,

you know, one of those
things that comes down

from the ceiling.

Stalactites

Yeah.

Yeah, correct.

And then I slipped
and I impaled myself

on one of the other ones,

you know, the ones that come up?

Stalagmites?

Stalagmites, yes.

Yeah, nah, it's a total
and utter disaster.

Never again.

Still.

We've learnt today about stalac-

Tites.

Tites and-

-Stalagmites.
-Stalagmites, yes.

And that's good.

That's good geography.

[upbeat music]

My name was up here.

Too late, mate.

It's etched on.

Feel it, feel it.

You feel that?

[Trevor] Can't feel anything.

Take your name off.

No.

Why do you even want
to go to Dieppe?

Shag Postern.

Oh, that is

so far from anything
I could even think.

What d'you wanna
go there for then?

Well,

to see the old port,

and the square thing,
and the other port.

Well don't worry,

I'll send you a postcard.

After I've porked her.

Disgusting.

Gareth.

Why's your name up here, I mean,
you don't even like abroad?

Booze cruise

What?

Yeah.

I go over there, but two,
300 bottle of strong larger,

stock up for the month.

Janine.

Dear, Janine.

Nope.

Why?

Free holiday.

I don't think it'll
be much of a holiday.

I mean, you'll mainly
be stopping fights

and clearing up sick.

Yes, on holiday.

This is beyond the pail.

Absolutely above
and beyond the pail.

I mean, Sarah's gonna
be furious with you all

when she finds out I haven't
got my name up there.

You could always
buy me out of it.

There are plenty of other
placed I'd rather visit.

If you think

I'm going to bribe you,

not to go on this trip,

you are woefully mistaken.

So, I've got you five
nights, fly drive,

premium economy, all inclusive.

You fly to Orlando,

and then you drive
to Disney World,

where you'll be staying
at the Magic Castle Inn,

in the Tinkerbell Suite.

What about Frieda's wheelchair?

I've checked

and there's full wheelchair
access for your partner.

What about spending money?

No.

So there's $250 in cash

for you, and the
same for Frieda.

There's a problem, I'm afraid,

with Frieda's mother, Jana.

Oh, so you can't go.

No.

Jana would like to come too.

She's always wanted to go
on the Rock'n'Rollercoaster

staring Aerosmith.

[whisper] No.

[Sarah] Bonjour!

Bonjour!

Bonjour!

-Bonjour!
-[Trevor] Hola.

[Sarah] Bonjour!

[upbeat music]

All aboard.

Sarah?

Got you some sucky sweets
in case your ears pop.

We're going on the ferry.

And I wanted to warn
you about Trevor,

'cause he-

Wants to shag me.

Precisely.

I'll keep my eye out for that.

Please do.

Well,

au revoir.

Au revoir!

Keith?

It's a shame you didn't
put your name down.

[door closes]

[upbeat music]

Janine.

Second room for
Jana with en-suite.

$750 spending money,

30 minute foot scrub each

at The Little Mermaid spa,

and a fast pass for the
Rock'n'Roller rollercoaster

staring Aerosmith.

Deal.

[upbeat music continues]

-Did you do all that for me?
-No.

Yeah, you sure?

Just wanted to see Dieppe.

Makes sense.

[dance music]

Okay, settle down,
please, settle down.

I've got a-

actually, sorry, Mr Rupesh,
could you turn the music down?

A bit more.

Little bit more.

Tiny bit more.

Okay, could you just
turn it off please.

Right.

I have come up with a little
quiz to keep us entertained

on the journey.

It's all about Dieppe.

Where's Dieppe, Miss?

It's in France.

We seeing the
Eiffel Tower, Miss?

No, that's in Paris.

Are we not going to Paris, Miss?

No, we have been
through all this.

So, these are the quiz sheets,

if you just pass
them back for me.

I ain't doing that, Miss.

I'm on holiday.

Not a holiday.

It is an educational visit.

Got any headache tablets?

No.

Got some Viagra.

[dance music]

[calm music]

[Sarah] Bonjour!

[Sarah speaks French]

Yes, you must be from
Greybridge School?

[Sarah speaks French]

Pardon?

[Sarah speaks French]

I'm sorry, your accent is
difficult to understand.

Say again?

[Sarah speaks French]

No.

I speak French.

I'd like to speak in French.

[receptionist speaks French]

A little bit slower.

Breakfast is served at eight.

In French.

[receptionist speaks French]

And again in English?

If there are any problems,
and I am not at the desk,

just ring the bell.

That's what I thought
you said, thank you!

Merci!

Excuse me?

No, you understood that.

She's Polish.

Well, this is me.

See you all at supper.

Yeah.

Table for two, say, babes?

No, all the teachers
will be sitting together.

Oh dear.

I'm not going in the middle.

It was only me and Gunn in here

before you swapped with Klebb.

You can go in the middle.

No, don't worry about me, I
won't be sleeping in that bed.

Where will you be?

Next door,

with Postern.

Doing it.

If that's the reason you came,

you might as well go home now,

because that is not
going to happen.

I've got a plan, mate.

Just you wait.

Right, gentlemen.

You'll excuse me,

I'm gonna rinse my
balls in the sink.

[water pours]

[Sarah speaks French]

What?

After breakfast, tomorrow,

we will be visiting
the historic port,

and then moving on to
the old town square,

where you'll be able to meet
some of the local people

of Dieppe.

Dieppenese.

And practise some of your French

Thank you, Miss Postern,

for putting together
a fantastic itinerary.

[Keith claps]

And I think it's time
now you all went to bed.

It's only eight o'clock.

Lights out in 15 minutes.

Come on.

Sir?

They won't let us
buy any drink here.

All right, meet me
upstairs in five.

Mr Rupesh not joining us?

[Trevor] No.

He likes to stay on his coach.

Ah, that's a shame.

I've asked him to keep
an eye on my beers.

Can have one?

I've only got 200 so
I'd rather you didn't.

Sarah, anything catch
your eye on le menu?

Well there's so much
I'd like to try.

Chicken nuggets, hombre.

Ladies first.

[Sarah speaks French]

Cock in a van.

Filthy.

Merci, Garson.

Got any crisps?

Oui.

I'll have ready salted.

Two packs.

[Keith speaks French]

Moules mariniére!

Very French.

Well, wherever I
go in the world,

I like to try something new.

Earlier this year I was
passing through Eccles

and sampled an Eccles cake.

All right, Thomas Cook.

Right,

I'm gonna check up on the kids.

Make sure they're
all settled in.

That's very good of you, Trevor.

It's what I'm here for, babes.

Keep me nuggets warm.

[can opens]

[bird crows]

[Brian Cox] When you look
up into the night sky,

you don't just see stars.

[door shuts]

Mark out the passage
of time over billions,

or even trillions of years.

[footsteps clacks]

Four quid a tin or
two for a tenner.

Don't do euros.

-Are they all in bed?
-Sound asleep.

[rap music]

[Sarah speaks French]

Oui.

Excuse me,

I need to use the toilet.

En France?

There isn't time.

Can one of you pop to the coach

and get me some more beers?

I think you've had enough.

So what we doing tonight, babes?

Check out the clubs?

See what Dieppe has to offer?

Well it's a big day tomorrow.

The port,

the square,

the other port,

if there's time
the square again.

Think I'm just gonna
have an early night.

[Trevor] Gotcha.

Sir, we need more beer.

They're not drinking, are they?

No.

I'll sort it out.

[shouts] Out!

[Gareth groans]

Oh dear, Gareth.

Gareth?

[Gareth] What is it?

Everything all right?

I think we need to
get him up to bed.

Where's Gunn?

He's upstairs sorting the kids.

Well then, let's quickly
get him upstairs,

then we can go straight to bed.

Separate beds.

[Sarah] Come on.

[Gareth groans]

Is he drunk, Miss?

[Sarah] No, no, he's
just jet-lagged.

[Gareth groans]

Well we can't leave
him like this.

No?

No, of course not.

He can't sleep like that.

We'll have at least put
him into his pyjamas.

Me?

Yes, you.

Mr. Barber?

It's Mr Church, deputy
head of science.

Just gonna try and get
you into your pyjamas.

[Gareth groans]

Won't come off.

Well just get the trousers off.

[Gareth groans]

In case you're wondering
what I'm doing,

I'm just unbuckling his belt.

[Gareth groans]

I think the

underpants have come
down with the trousers.

Oh yes.

[Gareth groans]

I think the underpants
are too high.

Should I?

Just split the difference.

[Gareth groans]

Well,

sleep well.

Night, Gareth.

See you in the morning.

Bright and early.

[door opens]

[door shuts]

Well.

I best go off to bed.

Yes.

Bonne nuit!

[Keith laughs]

Bonne nuit!

Where will you sleep now?

-I hadn't thought of that.
-You can't sleep in there.

Oh no, no, no, I can't.
I definitely can't.

Well, you could always
sleep in my room.

Very kind of you,

where would you sleep?

I would be in there too.

Oh no, no, no.

I couldn't possibly impose, no.

I'll just lay down here.

That wouldn't be
very comfortable.

No, but I can manage.

Well, quite draughty.

Ah, I don't mind draughts.

All right then, goodnight.

I worry it's a
potential fire hazard.

Come on then.

[stomach rumbles]

Was that you?

Didn't hear a thing.

Probably the plumbing.

[door opens]

[door shuts]

Well, this is my bed.

Klebb would have slept there

They're very close.

Would've been fine.

She is a lesbian.

Well, just because
she's a lesbian,

that doesn't mean she
finds me attractive.

I think all lesbians
would find you attractive,

I think you'd be
right up their alley.

Oh, thank you.

Thank you.

So how do you want to do
this? Will there be talking,

or will we get straight to bed?

Oh, well I'm quite tired,
so I'll probably go

straight to bed.

Yeah, I'll probably just
give my underarms a once over

with a flannel and
then I'll join you.

Well, I won't join you,

I'll lie down on my bed there.

Would you like to
use my toothbrush?

I would very much, yes.

Okay then.

But it's not hygienic, so,

best not.

Right, well, I will
just do mine then.

Do you mind holding
on for a moment?

I just need to use your toilet.

It's a matter of some urgency.

You might want to
pop the radio on.

[door shuts]

[Keith groans]

[Trevor] Should've
had the nuggets.

What are you doing here?

Seducting Postern.

What are you doing here?

I'm just using her toilet.

She asked me to share her-

[Keith groans]

Oh, crack a window, mate.

You've got to leave.

Now.

I'm not going anywhere.

Oh yes, you are.

If Sarah finds you in here

she's going to be
furious with you.

[door knocks]

[Sarah] Is everything
all right in there,

I can hear voices?

Ah yes, it's fine, thank you.

Everything's under control.

[Keith groans]

Oh that is rank.

[door opens]

I don't know what's
going on in here,

but you need to
get out of my bath,

and you,

need to go down to reception

and ask if they have
any scented candles.

[door shuts]

[Keith groans]

[door shuts]

[door knocks]

Oi, Barber.

You in there?

[Gareth snores]

[door knocks]

Barber!

[toilet flushes]

All sorted.

Probably best to still
leave it for a bit.

You were showing off
over those moules,

weren't you?

-No.
-Yeah, you were.

No.

You were a bit.

Little bit, yes.

So, I'll just

get into bed.

Yes.

Into that bed there.

Yes, get into that bed there.

Right-o.

There we are.

Keith?

Yes?

-[Keith groans]
-Excuse me.

[door opens]

[door slams]

[seagulls chirps]

[door knocks]

[Gareth] Sarah!

-[door knocks]
-Open this door now!

I shouldn't be in
here, should I?

No.

No.

[door knocks]

[Gareth] Open up!

Where should I?

I'm coming, Gareth.

Just get somewhere
where he can't see you.

Morning, Gareth.

I've been molested.

Pardon?

Someone has helped
themselves to me.

Sexually.

I woke up this morning.

My clothes were ripped off,

my pants was halfway
up my jacksey.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

I'm sure nothing
untoward has happened.

Have you seen Keith anywhere?

Is he not,

is he not with you?

No.

I just hope the pervert
hasn't violated him as well.

I think there's probably some
explanation for all this,

I'm sure there's no pervert.

-[bed creaks]
-[Keith groans]

You.

Morning!

We must leave this place

immediately.

What?

We haven't been
to the square yet!

Or either of the ports!

None of us are safe here.

We must leave this place.

Now.

Pack your bags!

This trip is over!

[upbeat music]

Quick.

Get on the coach.

We're going home.

[upbeat music continues]

I need a drink.

[Gareth cries]

What's wrong?

Come on, let's get you home.

Hey!

Oi!

Oi!

Stop the bloody coach!

[brake squeaks]

[Ms Baron] Underage drinking,

an all-night party,

a half naked teacher
in the car park,

another too drunk to stand,

and a very serious allegation
of a teacher being molested.

That's right.

I was tampered with.

Yeah, he came in and spied on me

while I was having a bath.

That's not fair.

What happened was, I urgently
needed to use Miss Postern's

lavatory, and it wasn't until
I unbuttoned my trousers

and bought them down.

I think you're making
it worse for yourself.

Miss Baron,

you have to believe us.

Nobody was molested.

[Ms Baron] I don't
know what to believe.

Mr Barber had a few
too many drinks.

And myself and Mr. Church
helped him undress.

Unfortunately, his underpants
came down with his trousers.

Tried to pull the
underpants back up.

But they went right up into his-

That's quite enough, thank you.

There will be no
more school trips

in the foreseeable future.

You may all leave.

Well, I'm sorry, but I
think that is a real shame.

Especially for
all those children

who were really looking
forward to seeing Dieppe.

It's a shithole.

Leave.

[door opens]

[door closes]

I'm so sorry.

Oh, don't be.

The whole trip was a
complete and utter disaster.

I loved it.

Why?

Because I got to
spend time with you.

Did you

enjoy spending time with me?

Little bit?

Tiny bit?

-Well.
-Sure?

You did, didn't you?

I did, yes.

[footsteps clacks]

[upbeat music]

♪ When I think about the days ♪

♪ There is there is something
of a haze about it ♪

♪ When you said
we'd never change ♪

♪ But we never stopped
to think about it ♪

♪ I know we're not the same ♪

♪ But let's not
break the chain ♪

♪ We should play
this game together ♪