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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:24,829 It's a kind of sonata, modern, atonal, dissonant. 2 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:26,513 It starts with an allegretto. 3 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:28,227 I worked on the score. 4 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:30,835 I know you are the top of the class. 5 00:02:37,920 --> 00:02:41,026 Good morning. gentlemen. Today, me first reading. 6 00:02:41,240 --> 00:02:43,390 I hope you took a few hours of your precious time... 7 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:46,393 to work on this at home. 8 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:49,074 This is a new work and it requires your attention. 9 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:51,073 First things first: 10 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:54,267 The dynamics are noted in the score. Cellos! 11 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:56,946 Your attack must be decisive. 12 00:02:57,160 --> 00:02:59,868 It must contrast with the impetuosity of the brasses... 13 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:03,146 and generate a background, discreet, but present. See'! 14 00:03:03,320 --> 00:03:05,231 Give life to this work! 15 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:21,706 Gentlemen, thanks to you... 16 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:24,509 we are no longer in the Arena of Verona. 17 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:27,877 Instead. we are in the Theater of Flavius... also known as the urinal! 18 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:29,515 I salute you! 19 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:34,991 Such sensitivity... 20 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:37,754 - Smoke? - Yes, thank you. 21 00:03:54,560 --> 00:03:56,585 Cavalmoretti, you didn't light mine. 22 00:03:56,760 --> 00:03:58,387 Sorry, I didn't see you. 23 00:03:58,560 --> 00:04:00,233 But I just gave you a cigarette. 24 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:03,194 Big whoopie. Such a fuss over a silly cigarette! 25 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:04,668 Go ahead, smoke, smoke. 26 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:07,551 What a clown, that one... 27 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:09,986 He's obsessed with the cellos. 28 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:13,556 Remember when we rehearsed 'Mephis1opheles?' 29 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:15,956 He said: "Airy, cellos, airy... ' 30 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:17,753 "If you do not have air..." 31 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:19,507 "... get out or hide." 32 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:20,995 He said that especially for me. 33 00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:23,671 No. he said that to me. 34 00:04:23,960 --> 00:04:25,792 You weren't there. 35 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:28,587 What do you mean, I wasn't there? 36 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:30,870 - Don't you remember? - You were not there! 37 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:36,946 My name is Niwolo Vivaldi, I am a musician and married. 38 00:04:37,120 --> 00:04:40,351 learn my living but I'm not happy. 39 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:43,229 People do not remember me. 40 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:45,914 To some, I was introduced ten or twenty times. 41 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:48,145 /remember them very well... 42 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:50,471 . .. but they don't remember me. 43 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:12,631 Yet I have an extraordinary mind... 44 00:05:12,840 --> 00:05:15,150 a strong musical personality and character. 45 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:16,867 I'm no loser. 46 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:20,397 My father, a violin-maker, named me Niccolo... 47 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:23,547 because he wanted me to become a great violinist. He entrusted me to a teacher. 48 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:25,347 It was a disaster. 49 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:29,357 'Ass! Fool! Parasite!' 50 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:32,192 'You are not made for the violin!� 51 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:35,671 "If you want to be a musician, go ring bells." 52 00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:39,277 'Yes, the hens! That's also a stringed instrument. " 53 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:41,871 I changed teachers and instruments. 54 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,832 I felt better with the cello... 55 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:46,110 in part because I had long arms. 56 00:05:46,280 --> 00:05:47,827 "That's it. All right. " 57 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:52,511 �If the fifth, beautiful!� 58 00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:55,590 �Okay, this air from 'The Thieving Magpie'. ' 59 00:05:55,840 --> 00:05:59,037 "You're a sensitive boy and intelligent. You'll see. ' 60 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:01,106 'I tell you that you will succeed. " 61 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:10,472 My good friends, keep this in mind: 62 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:13,473 you are professionals, poorly paid, of course... 63 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:15,950 but nevertheless, more than you deserve. 64 00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:19,107 So please do me the favor of paying attention to me! 65 00:06:25,480 --> 00:06:27,312 Now let's get started! 66 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:51,472 Mr. Cavalmoretti, did you sleep well? 67 00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:55,312 Just fine, Maestro, but that wasn't me. 68 00:06:55,800 --> 00:06:57,586 Was it you. Mr. Mazzacurati? 69 00:06:57,840 --> 00:06:59,228 I'd rather not intervene. 70 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:02,148 And the middle... yes, you, yes! 71 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:05,592 The one at the bottom. What's your name'! 72 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:06,870 - Vivaldi. - Huh? 73 00:07:07,120 --> 00:07:09,555 - Vivaldi. - Oh, come on... Vivaldi? 74 00:07:10,920 --> 00:07:13,912 Would you perchance be a distant relative of Antonio Vivaldi? 75 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:17,150 No, not me same family. 76 00:07:17,320 --> 00:07:20,472 That's just as well. Have you ever played for me before? 77 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:23,346 Maestro. I've been playing for you for ten years. 78 00:07:23,720 --> 00:07:25,427 I never noticed. 79 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:28,907 All right, let's go back to the beginning. 80 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:31,196 And you. pay attention. Beast! 81 00:07:47,160 --> 00:07:49,674 The cellos always enter late! 82 00:07:49,880 --> 00:07:52,315 You're the one who's late, Frescobaldil 83 00:07:52,520 --> 00:07:54,352 Will you please answer, Fresoobaldi? 84 00:07:54,520 --> 00:07:56,830 My name's Vivaldi. 85 00:07:59,160 --> 00:08:01,026 Okay. Let's start again. 86 00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:03,713 And pay attention, Frescobaldi! 87 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:07,111 Hey, come over here for a second... 88 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:09,391 and I'll show you that you weren't there. 89 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:11,589 Sure I was there. 90 00:08:11,760 --> 00:08:13,433 Where? Where? 91 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:15,228 Right there. That's me, there, next to you. 92 00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:16,987 That idiot timpanist... 93 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:19,430 put that damned cymbal right in front of my face. 94 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:27,316 - Bye! - Bye! 95 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:31,035 Looking back... 96 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:34,108 I realize that I should protest... 97 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:35,913 insist that they do the photo over again. 98 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:38,350 In life, I should not let them get away with it. 99 00:08:38,520 --> 00:08:41,626 Here you see my head, because I pasted it there. 100 00:08:41,880 --> 00:08:44,952 It bothered me that my wife should see me beheaded... 101 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:48,511 and because it happened to me... 102 00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:52,032 at a time when I was restless and uneasy. 103 00:08:52,560 --> 00:08:54,915 The doctor told me I was a little depressed... 104 00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:58,072 and, as a friend, he advised me not to spend my money... 105 00:08:58,320 --> 00:09:01,108 visiting him every week... 106 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:03,789 to talk about what was going on in my head. 107 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:06,474 Instead, he advised me to keep a journal. 108 00:09:06,640 --> 00:09:10,076 There I should accurately record everything that happens to me... 109 00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:12,749 everything I think and feel, even my dreams,. 110 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:13,955 Niccolo! 111 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:19,795 It's time to eat. I made you a good polenta. 112 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:22,026 Hurry, it will get cold. 113 00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:26,226 Tonight we eat polenta... 114 00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:30,308 as usual, Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday. 115 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:33,553 Unfortunately, Costanza makes it very badly. It has no taste. 116 00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:38,947 Even today. the maestro remembered everyone else's names but mine. 117 00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:41,276 He still called me Frescobaldi. 118 00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:47,112 You, Sir, where are you going? 119 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:49,513 Ben, I'm going home. 120 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:52,150 Please excuse me, Mr. Vivaldi. I didn't recognize you. 121 00:09:52,720 --> 00:09:54,506 Go ahead, go ahead... 122 00:09:58,840 --> 00:10:02,117 My doctor friend told me these events... 123 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:06,427 these incidents are just slips of the tongue, or missteps... 124 00:10:06,760 --> 00:10:10,196 essentially, insignificant things. We shouldn't make too much of them. 125 00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:13,996 But nobody recognizes me, and that makes me feel bad. 126 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:15,350 Very, very bad. 127 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:19,634 If I am depressed... 128 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,071 unquestionably, that's the reason why. 129 00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:40,791 Hey! Hey! Wail! Open up! 130 00:10:41,920 --> 00:10:43,467 These are little things. 131 00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:47,076 What conceivable reason could there be for this driver to keep me off the bus? 132 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:50,511 It should not bother me. All these things are pure coincidence. 133 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:54,555 I have to close. Is everyone out? 134 00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:55,711 Yes, all. 135 00:10:56,040 --> 00:10:58,714 - No one else? - No one! 136 00:10:59,040 --> 00:11:01,236 There were other embarrassing incidents. .. 137 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:03,715 That could happen to anyone. 138 00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:06,355 My wife is expecting. Maybe it's already happened. 139 00:11:06,560 --> 00:11:08,631 You should have thought of that before. 140 00:11:14,960 --> 00:11:17,076 Call the guard! 141 00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:19,636 I'm still locked up! 142 00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:24,870 Deliver me! 143 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:29,188 Sometimes a freak incident can take you by surprise. 144 00:11:29,320 --> 00:11:32,995 Why get all neurotic about it? It can happen to anyone. 145 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:35,271 On my wedding day with Costanza... 146 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:37,471 I confess that I freaked out. 147 00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:39,472 It was rather funny, actually... 148 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:53,304 Wait! 149 00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:55,711 Stop! You forgot my husband! 150 00:11:58,520 --> 00:12:00,591 - Excuse me. - Excuse me, my ass! 151 00:12:01,360 --> 00:12:02,987 Distraction is one thing. 152 00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:05,948 You can': blame someone for being distracted... 153 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:09,710 but when you're the joke's on you, that's something else. 154 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:13,915 Even then, that doesn't necessarily mean it's malicious... 155 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:17,153 or because you are considered stupid, or worthless. 156 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:28,716 Let's get started. Cellos, violins, as I said. 157 00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:30,509 Let's go. 158 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:44,514 You there, in the middle! 159 00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:46,593 What are you doing? 160 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:48,712 Have you lost your mind? What's your name? 161 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:53,232 Niccolo Vivaldi. 162 00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:56,387 Fine coupling of names. You know the scherzo? 163 00:12:57,160 --> 00:12:58,912 Yes, Maestro, I know it very well. 164 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:01,987 From the top. Cellos, listen up! 165 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:05,710 Mazzacurati and Cavalmorelti.jus1 you two. That will be an improvement. 166 00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:07,228 You do not play. 167 00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:09,789 Yes. you! What did you say your name was? 168 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:14,630 - My name is Niccolo Vivaldi. - Exactly. 169 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:17,315 Do not play. Do not enter as pizzicato. Do not enter at all. 170 00:13:17,640 --> 00:13:18,835 Let's go! 171 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:29,996 They'd never have played such a joke on the first cello... 172 00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:33,152 or someone else who matters. They would never do a thing like that. 173 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:35,670 What are you thinking? 174 00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:37,433 Nothing, nothing at all. 175 00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:41,436 The doctor said win: this board... 176 00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:44,706 my spine wouldn't get so sore. 177 00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:49,551 He also wants me to get mud baths in Salsomaggiore... 178 00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:53,111 to help get rid of the arthritis. When are you taking me, Niccolo? 179 00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:55,431 First we have make sure insurance will cover it. 180 00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:57,955 You know how much it costs. A cure... 181 00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:03,466 Say, Costanza. 182 00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:09,591 - Are you happy with me? - What a strange question... 183 00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:13,116 - You would many me again? - Of course. 184 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,436 But what for? We are already married! 185 00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:18,115 How do I look? How you see me? 186 00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:21,955 How do I make you feel? Tell me a lime about myself. 187 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:24,791 You ask these questions, Niccolo... 188 00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:27,713 I don't know about myself. I am a bit ignorant. 189 00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:29,866 I am not educated like you. 190 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:32,391 I'm not smart like you. 191 00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:33,789 I am intelligent, am I? 192 00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:36,754 Of course, and also. you're an artist. 193 00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:38,830 And you're also... 194 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:40,349 a very handsome man. 195 00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:43,276 The firs! time I saw you... 196 00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:45,506 you made such an impression on me. 197 00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:48,512 Do you remember, Niccolo? 198 00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:51,155 CONTEST BIRD SONGS 199 00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:57,630 The song of the nightingale and the canary... 200 00:14:57,680 --> 00:14:59,626 in early fall. 201 00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:17,306 I always participated. 202 00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:19,875 I never won, but I tried. 203 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:21,906 The male blackbird in the woods... 204 00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:23,549 his love song. 205 00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:56,387 What an extraordinary artist! Not to mention very handsome! 206 00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:58,346 I would love to meet him. 207 00:15:58,520 --> 00:16:00,875 You like that kind? He's very ordinary. 208 00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:03,270 Are you kidding? He's distinguished! 209 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:07,070 You talk about me, your sister and you'! 210 00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:10,676 What does she think of me? How does she see me? 211 00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:16,310 She says you're not gorgeous, but you're nice... 212 00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:17,710 and funny. 213 00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:19,674 What do you mean, funny? 214 00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:23,350 For us, it's what you might call amusing. 215 00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:27,859 Say, do something nice for me. Niccolo. 216 00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:31,766 When we first met, you made me love the blackbird. 217 00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:34,674 I loved it so much. Will you make me love it again? 218 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:37,986 Please, it's late; it is almost midnight. 219 00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:40,476 I beg you, Niccolo. 220 00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:43,354 Do it for me again. 221 00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:46,109 You're such a little gin. Please... 222 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:50,195 You know nobody can do it as well as you. 223 00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:55,194 Okay- 224 00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:17,951 My God it's beautiful... 225 00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:21,710 when you do the blackbird, it makes me all... 226 00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:23,592 I want to make love. 227 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:25,353 It's been so long... 228 00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:28,353 No, tomorrow we must get up early. 229 00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:29,590 Why? 230 00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:31,751 Can't you remember anything? 231 00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:35,232 We have to go to the insurance agency, remember? 232 00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:42,307 Put the date there. 233 00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:47,047 - Are you finished? - Almost. 234 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,066 - Your husband's full name? - Yes. 235 00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:03,837 - You are married, aren't you? - Of course. This is my husband, right here. 236 00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:06,315 Oh... Suddenly I've gotten a touch of amnesia! 237 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:08,431 - So? - Blessed Virgin! 238 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:12,156 I forgot your name! It's on the tip of my tongue. 239 00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:16,546 My name is Vivaldi. Niccolo Vivaldi. 240 00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:20,715 What an airheadl To forget the name of my husband... 241 00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:26,826 Calm down, Niccolo, calm down. Reason it out, and don'! give yourself complexes. 242 00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:29,549 Costanza just had a memory lapse. 243 00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,785 It's okay, nothing to worry about, 244 00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:33,952 We all have memory lapses. 245 00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:36,265 You mustn't catastrophize. Calm down! 246 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:38,311 The key is to dedicate oneseff to one's work. 247 00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:40,994 ! want to be remembered -me, Niccolo Vivaldi- 248 00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:43,749 as a good cellist. 249 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:46,748 Just the first ten measures, right? 250 00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:49,070 Oh, sorry. 251 00:19:08,120 --> 00:19:08,985 Great! 252 00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:13,952 Finally! For once, the cellos get it right! 253 00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:17,634 That is the truth: My cello... 254 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,554 may play, or not play... 255 00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:23,032 it makes no difference. Nobody notices. 256 00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:26,233 I deceived myself in the choice of instrument. 257 00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:29,466 The cello only accompanies. It never has the lead. 258 00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:32,826 It is only used to furnish and enhance the basses. 259 00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:39,033 No... The doctor very properly instructed me to write down the truth, precisely. 260 00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:41,590 There is Pablo Casals. 261 00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:45,714 There are sonatas for cello, with piano accompaniment... 262 00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:47,991 pieces for solo cello. 263 00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:49,070 It is I who am insignificant... 264 00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:51,755 not the cello. 265 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:55,910 I'm not realty sure whether or not it's a good idea to write this down... 266 00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:58,111 but my teacher at the Conservatory... 267 00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,749 once wrote to my father to say that I had talent. 268 00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:02,587 I kept the letter. 269 00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:13,674 Niccolo, What are you doing? The polenta is getting cold. 270 00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:16,310 Costanza! 271 00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:18,907 Where did you put the cello? 272 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:20,395 Me? No. 273 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,234 - So where is it? - I don't know. 274 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:25,868 Where could I have put it? 275 00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:30,034 Come and eat now. You can look later. 276 00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:34,271 No! Where could I have put it? 277 00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:35,914 In the office? 278 00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:37,833 It's not there. You're talking about... 279 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:43,273 What was I saying? There is no... 280 00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:48,028 This is not possible! 281 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:49,998 In the bathroom? 282 00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:53,073 Why do you think I should have put it in the bathroom? 283 00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:57,351 Sometimes you practice sitting on the toilet. 284 00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:03,628 And I'm always in the bathroom, according to you, right'! 285 00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:12,985 - Costanza? - Yes? 286 00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:15,474 I understand everything now. 287 00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:18,752 |I's him. It was he who went into hiding. 288 00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:20,308 - He, who? - The cello. 289 00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:23,834 - Are you crazy? - It is the truth. 290 00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:25,275 It is ashamed of me. 291 00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:27,671 It hates me because... 292 00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:31,191 it's sick of merely accompanying and reinforcing the bases. 293 00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:35,148 With someone else playing it, it was the soloist. Cello is a trademark. 294 00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:37,956 Are you sure you feel well? 295 00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:40,596 - Yes. - Because you sound like a madman. 296 00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:55,347 You put it here to fetch your key. and you forgot. 297 00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:59,432 No, no. 298 00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:02,710 It is he who wants to leave me. 299 00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:06,427 Now I understand. 300 00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:09,746 Can you imagine? One day. he softly slipped by... 301 00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:13,636 He took me bus alone. 302 00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:19,715 Why don't I make you something to eat mat you really like? 303 00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:22,793 Cod'! Like at home, in Vicenza. 304 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:26,756 It's been a week since you've said anything. since you've eaten... 305 00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:29,070 since you've laughed, since you've listened to me. 306 00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:31,516 All that time you've been sleeping. 307 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,707 I see, but I cannot understand. 308 00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:37,066 And when you sleep, you dream. You have nightmares. 309 00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:41,149 I wish I knew what you dream. 310 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:46,551 You want to try to sleep') I'll turn out the light. 311 00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:52,550 The dream is always the same. 312 00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:56,515 In a concert. I am finaiiy the first solo cello. 313 00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:57,950 Are you ready? 314 00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:02,149 You have to play this song very softly. Pianissimo. 315 00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:20,549 I said, softly. not silently! I can't hear a thing! 316 00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:24,968 None of this is true. It's a dream. 317 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:27,066 I want to wake up! 318 00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:29,357 I want to wake up! Enough! 319 00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:32,106 You've got nothing to worry about. 320 00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:36,748 The dream of the mute cello is trivial. and classic. 321 00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:40,311 Freud and Jung could have explained it very well. 322 00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:44,192 You have what is called a complex. 323 00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:47,234 You feel inferior to others. 324 00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:50,757 It's all simply because you're too sensitive. 325 00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:55,957 We'll have to set you free of your inferiority complex... 326 00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:57,475 musically. 327 00:23:57,800 --> 00:24:01,509 Maybe you see yourself as a faceless cellist. That doesn't mean you're sick. 328 00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:05,355 A Casals or Amfiteatrov isn't born every day. 329 00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:09,834 Maybe I was wrong to advise you to keep a journal. 330 00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:12,185 You focus too much on the details. 331 00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:14,630 These symptoms just don't add up. 332 00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:17,235 Those people who don't recognize you... 333 00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:19,226 who close the door of the bus... 334 00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:23,274 or who don't light your cigarette... all that's really unimportant. 335 00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:25,790 You must not worry about it. 336 00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:29,751 You don't have much personality; so what? 337 00:24:30,120 --> 00:24:33,431 As soon as you can, take a little vacation. It will help. You'll see. 338 00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:37,993 Yesterday. they gave the orchestra a little break. 339 00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:40,476 Rehearsals resume in a week. 340 00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:43,871 I took the opportunity to take Costanza to Salsomaggiore. 341 00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:45,747 And while she's taking her mud baths... 342 00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:49,669 I'll be able to relax my nerves a little. 343 00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:14,470 Costanza! 344 00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:16,790 Hey! Costanza! 345 00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:48,154 When she was just getting started with her treatments, Costanza had a lot of visits. 346 00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:51,517 I attended the first one, but She was embarrassed. 347 00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:52,864 Sit up. 348 00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:07,353 Niccolo, don'! stare at me. Turn around. 349 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,514 Now bend forward ten times. 350 00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:50,390 That's good. You can get dressed. 351 00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:56,752 It affected me strangely. 352 00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:59,867 It certainly wasn't the first time I'd seen her breasts... 353 00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:03,186 but now I found it more... exciting. 354 00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:07,156 I think that even the doctor took pleasure seeing her undressed. 355 00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:10,796 Or perhaps I'm just getting ideas. 356 00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:15,477 Getting undressed during an exam like this is normal, and yet she may be shy. 357 00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:18,428 Anyway, even though nothing is being hidden from them... 358 00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:21,911 she nonetheless asked me not to go with her to her appointments any more. 359 00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:25,076 Especially this one. 360 00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:34,587 The bra also. First we'll examine your breasts. 361 00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:42,467 Does it hurt when I touch there? 362 00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:45,672 There's a little glandular inflammation, but that's normal. 363 00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:49,111 You'll have to take off everything, including your underwear. 364 00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:58,270 They always undress... 365 00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:01,633 and the doctors don't pretend they're not touching. 366 00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:05,028 But then, Costanza... 367 00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:07,556 nude... is something else. 368 00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:10,036 It is provocative; that is the word. 369 00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:12,476 That is why they undress her. 370 00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:15,513 Dressed, that's nothing extraordinary. 371 00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:17,508 Nude... 372 00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:22,066 Give me the robe. 373 00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:29,314 Lower your arms. 374 00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:31,788 Don't move. 375 00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:47,544 Get down. 376 00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:51,673 Come here, now. 377 00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:56,747 Lower your arms. 378 00:28:57,880 --> 00:28:59,427 Does it hurt here? 379 00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:00,790 - Or there? 380 00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:03,111 - And there? - There, that hurts. 381 00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:41,514 Today I felt... 382 00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:44,394 a strange feeling, quite unexpected. 383 00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:46,836 To see my wife naked before a stranger... 384 00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:50,392 gave me pleasure. I was even excited. 385 00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:52,233 Sir! 386 00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:53,425 You can't go in there. 387 00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:03,033 Have you seen that piece of womanhood, eh? 388 00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:06,266 She has boobs... like my nurse. 389 00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:08,869 - That's one beautiful woman! - Damn!... 390 00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:17,710 Sunday, Cesena plays in Mestre. 391 00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:20,634 If we lose this match, there's division 0 afterward. 392 00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:25,032 There's the ugly husband. 393 00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:28,392 Ugly but damn lucky to have a woman with tits like that one. 394 00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:30,427 He is lucky indeed. 395 00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:34,076 Oh yes, I like it that Costanza arouses desire. 396 00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:36,186 I love it that they envy me. 397 00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:40,511 When you think that dressed, she's not nearly as special... 398 00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:48,394 When will my wife be finished with her mud bath? 399 00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:51,030 In about half an hour. Light? 400 00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:55,713 Yes. 401 00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:03,069 Thank you. 402 00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:42,597 It's true. When she is naked, she is something else. 403 00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:46,910 I had a wonderfuf dream. [think the nightmares might be over. 404 00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:50,393 Let's go. Slowly, the cellos. 405 00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:54,156 I want to just hear them... to enhance the bass. 406 00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:55,795 I do not want to hear anything, 407 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:57,684 but the first cello. 408 00:31:58,680 --> 00:31:59,988 Are you ready? 409 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:15,944 Bravo! 410 00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:19,227 Extraordinary! 411 00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:35,872 Your coffee, Niccolo. 412 00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:42,353 Too bad the mud baths are over. 413 00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:45,797 Costanza is once again the model housewife. 414 00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:47,355 What a shame... 415 00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:51,989 Costanza...? 416 00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:56,271 Did you know you're a superb... wife? 417 00:32:57,960 --> 00:33:00,270 Blessed Virgin! What's going on with you? 418 00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:02,029 - Oh, nothing, nothing... - Niccolo! 419 00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:05,711 Now just the wind instruments. 420 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:39,990 What an ass! 421 00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:43,076 Don't you ever think of anything else? 422 00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:46,028 Never. Why should I wan! to think of anything else'! 423 00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:49,636 Now this instrument always makes me think about it. 424 00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:55,147 Just take a look at that ass. 425 00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:58,432 That is a divine body, like a viola! 426 00:33:58,760 --> 00:33:59,955 It's Bach! 427 00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:02,634 Look at these poses! Look at that concert! 428 00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:05,111 That's a real festival. 429 00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:08,356 Here she shows you her mandolin, 430 00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:11,185 Here, the bassoon... 431 00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:12,993 and contrabassoon. 432 00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:16,392 Here, review your score a lime. 433 00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:51,193 - Excuse me... - Huh? 434 00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:54,870 - Take off your clothes here. - Why'! 435 00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:57,271 Well, I am your husband, right? 436 00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:01,594 I want you to undress... very slowly. 437 00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:03,464 I want to look at you. 438 00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:07,071 When you're naked, lie down on the carpet... 439 00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:10,070 - and I'll look at you. - You're crazy! 440 00:35:10,240 --> 00:35:11,264 I knew it! 441 00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:13,227 We can never do anything. 442 00:35:28,720 --> 00:35:29,710 Fuck; 443 00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:32,716 You could at least knock before you come out! 444 00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:36,867 Tomorrow, when lye! up... 445 00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:40,027 I must remember this dream, at all costs... 446 00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:43,910 and ask the doctor what it means. 447 00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:55,388 Look, Doctor: There-is the husband. 448 00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:56,909 Whose husband? 449 00:35:57,280 --> 00:36:00,910 The husband of the cello and the lady. 450 00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:04,994 What a slob! I prefer the cello a thousand times over. 451 00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:08,473 Yes, Costanza is better. 452 00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:12,390 Costanza is much better. 453 00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:14,753 Better than the cello. 454 00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:18,351 What's going on? What are you dreaming? 455 00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:22,953 Nothing, Costanza. Sleep, sleep... 456 00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:25,588 Good night. 457 00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:28,953 I am worried, Doctor. 458 00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:32,551 He's there watching me from the keyhole when I'm at me W. C. 459 00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:35,549 He wants me to do a strip-tease. 460 00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:39,310 He wants me to lie down naked on me carpet. And his dreams... 461 00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:42,228 He takes me for a cello. It's not normal. 462 00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:46,270 No. no, Costanza. They usually become depressed or aggressive. 463 00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:48,033 - Who? - The frustrated. 464 00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:50,273 Blessed Virgin! Just what "frustrated" are you talking about? 465 00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:53,747 It's a bit long to explain, but nothing serious. 466 00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:56,946 I can count on you to keep me informed. 467 00:36:57,120 --> 00:37:00,146 Come and tell me if there are more weird things. 468 00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:02,186 Like, even more weird than they are already? 469 00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:05,193 For now, it is like a transfer. 470 00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:08,717 - Blessed Virgin, is that serious? - No, it's perfectly normal. 471 00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:12,555 Niccolo subconsciously identifies his cello with his wife... 472 00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:16,117 the very things he holds most dear. and sometimes he confuses them. 473 00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:18,794 Well, I hope he doesn't confuse them when we make love... 474 00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:22,112 or we could get hurt by all those strings. 475 00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:25,594 Costanza is very weird at the moment. 476 00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:27,115 She is nervous. 477 00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:30,836 I noticed her watching me. I get the feeling she's spying on me. 478 00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:34,749 She doesn't look well. Perhaps if I took her to my sh/7'nlr... 479 00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:36,587 I am nice to her. 480 00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:39,997 On Sundays I eat at her parents' home in Sacile. 481 00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:41,833 It's not something I exactly look forward to. 482 00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:43,826 I do it for her. 483 00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:45,747 My father-in-law has an aviary. 484 00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:50,108 He tells me the life, death and mystery of love birds. 485 00:37:51,720 --> 00:37:54,712 Come, I need to show you something. 486 00:37:57,680 --> 00:37:58,670 You see... 487 00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:02,351 Cami||ina,1helark with green feathers. 488 00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:05,711 She goes by the blackbird. 489 00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:08,668 And at night, when the robin sleeps... 490 00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:10,911 she gets fucked by Garibaldi. 491 00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:13,833 - Which is, Garibaldi? - That one... 492 00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:15,792 with the red throat. 493 00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:18,476 He's a great lroubador, but now he has nothing to sing. 494 00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:21,713 But Camillina gets paid, that bitch. 495 00:38:22,720 --> 00:38:24,233 - In cash? - Niccolo... 496 00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:28,275 don't be silly! You think that birds have money? 497 00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:29,185 How, then? 498 00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:33,712 He brings thirty grains of millet to mat cow. 499 00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:58,870 Costanza... 500 00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:01,834 I brought French champagne. 501 00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:03,747 Let's make peace, shall we? 502 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,753 Okay, but you'd better stop with those quirks of yours. 503 00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:10,836 The call of the blackbird male. 504 00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:23,916 - Peace? - Okay. 505 00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:27,232 Do you think the French champagne will go with polenta? 506 00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:29,266 - Yes. - I prefer lemonade. 507 00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:31,192 The champagne is better. 508 00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:34,550 Tonight, champagne! 509 00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:38,347 Do you hear. Costanza? Champagne tonight! 510 00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:40,392 "... 4 tablets for sound sleep..." 511 00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:44,271 And the French champagne! 512 00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:47,586 - Splendid, Niccolol - It's better than lemonade. 513 00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:50,236 No, this one is yours. 514 00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:54,148 To life! 515 00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:58,234 Do you remember our wedding night? 516 00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:00,870 What you made me eat!' 517 00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:03,828 Instead of what we had to do... 518 00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:06,436 we sang all night. 519 00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:10,036 Yes, I remember. Want to do it again? Come on! 520 00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:12,945 "If the sea was the sauce..." 521 00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:17,651 "... and the mounhin of polenta... ' 522 00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:22,507 Can't make you shut up. 523 00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:25,826 I was drunk. Three liters of Grignolino. 524 00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:30,188 Even then you played that cello to make me laugh. 525 00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:31,504 Wait. 526 00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:37,037 Polenta and cod... 527 00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:39,914 That's it. Are you ready? Here we go! 528 00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:42,186 "If the sea was the sauce..." 529 00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:46,432 "... and the mounhin of polenta... ' 530 00:40:49,240 --> 00:40:53,393 We had to put everything off until the next night. 531 00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:56,673 Oh, Mama, what a feast! 532 00:40:57,080 --> 00:41:00,516 Oh, Mama, what... a feast! 533 00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:02,835 Costanza... 534 00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:06,272 - I like it when we make peace. - Me too, Niccolo. 535 00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:11,231 Okay, now I'm going make myself beautiful for the night. 536 00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:14,827 Wait for me. 537 00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:20,870 Polenta and cod... 538 00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:37,227 An idea came to me. Hosle. the Dortmund Philharmonic... 539 00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:40,717 on the occasion of the week of me Italo-German friendship. 540 00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:42,867 I never would have thought... 541 00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:46,794 You know what this is? 542 00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:49,588 No, what is it? 543 00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:51,224 It is...? 544 00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:54,751 Very convenient. You take a picture... 545 00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:57,179 and it develops itself. - Really? 546 00:41:57,320 --> 00:42:00,312 You can shoots nude woman. You keep it... 547 00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:02,994 and when you're old, you can still look at her, no? 548 00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:11,027 Costanza? Costanza...? 549 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:24,991 Costanza...? 550 00:44:12,240 --> 00:44:14,311 - What was that. Niccolo? - Nothing. 551 00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:17,268 Just the storm. Sleep. Just lightning. 552 00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:03,346 Niccolo: What is this? 553 00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:09,910 What is what'! 554 00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:12,107 Oh... it's you. 555 00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:15,955 Me? How do you explain this? Who took these pictures? 556 00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:18,510 Me, yesterday while you were asleep. 557 00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:21,588 Don't be angry with me. It's difficull to explain. 558 00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:23,513 It's trivial, but complicated. 559 00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:25,632 For me too. it was a shock. 560 00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:29,674 I could not help myself. 561 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:31,627 It was like a violent impulse. 562 00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:35,350 Be calm, please don'! gel excited. and I'll tell you why I did it. 563 00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:37,431 Because you're a pig! 564 00:45:37,720 --> 00:45:40,155 I am not a pig. I am not a pig! Costanza! Costanza! 565 00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:49,197 - Where you going? You're crazy! - I going back to my mother! 566 00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:52,028 You're a... How can I say it? A perverted... 567 00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:53,827 A sex maniacl A Satyrioon! 568 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:57,789 What are you talking about? Let me explain. 569 00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:02,194 - Wail. hear me! - I'm going back to my mother. 570 00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:05,677 You're a rogue. I married a sex maniac, a pig... 571 00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:08,349 a degenerate. a vicious... werewolf... 572 00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:10,273 Shhh! They'll hear you. 573 00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:14,116 I hope she hasn't told her parents about all this. 574 00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:17,910 Imagine if she told them. Scandal, tragedy... 575 00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:22,187 They have a mentality of peasants. They'll take me for a pervert. 576 00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:24,671 They may even reject me. 577 00:46:25,240 --> 00:46:27,390 But what's gotten into me? 578 00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:30,153 With the ass in the foreground? 579 00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:34,075 Can I see these photos? Just a glance. 580 00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:36,955 Stop it, Dad! You know that's wrong. 581 00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:41,157 Ah, but such a fantasy, Niccolo! 582 00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:43,394 It's starting to irritate me. 583 00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:46,757 Who are they, these bumpkins, these rednecks? 584 00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:49,753 They are not outraged. They think it's normal. 585 00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:52,588 What's to worry about. my little girl? 586 00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:53,830 He's your husband! 587 00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:57,271 He has every right to enjoy his wife's ass... 588 00:46:57,480 --> 00:46:58,993 for real, or in a photo. 589 00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:02,313 What is this camera that does everything? 590 00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:03,995 A Polaroid. 591 00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:08,947 Twenty gods! In my time, it existed. all deviltry. 592 00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:10,468 We kissed, that's all. 593 00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:12,392 - Too bad. - Why 'too bad?� 594 00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:14,591 Yes, because a little compulsion... 595 00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:17,997 a little bit of lust, a little depravity, now and then... 596 00:47:18,240 --> 00:47:20,311 doesn't hurl. 597 00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:22,472 It can even be pretty good! 598 00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:25,548 - Mama, what are you saying? - What, you're complaining? 599 00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:28,189 You had the luck. Unfortunately... 600 00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:29,907 I lived in the country. 601 00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:32,348 You know, the sex... 602 00:47:32,720 --> 00:47:36,156 some fantasy and some variety. It was nice... 603 00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:38,670 otherwise it is always the same soup. 604 00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:40,649 Sometimes it's necessary to add a little spice. 605 00:47:41,240 --> 00:47:44,392 No need to explain. That's something I know very well. 606 00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:47,035 Well, well... Here's Niccolo. 607 00:47:47,240 --> 00:47:50,676 Could you take some pictures of me too'! 608 00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:57,986 - Niccolo? - Eh? 609 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:01,308 Where are they? 610 00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:05,749 The photos, what have you done with them? 611 00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:07,755 I have... 612 00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:10,033 I have destroyed them. 613 00:48:12,240 --> 00:48:13,708 Are you sure? 614 00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:16,753 I told you so. didn't I? 615 00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:22,590 Tonight could be the chance of a lifetime. 616 00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:25,674 We're going on stage. and now, suddenly, we're missing... 617 00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:28,156 the first and second cello. 618 00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:31,796 One has a fever of 42, and the other has mumps. 619 00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:35,146 This is unheard ofl We have to cancel the performance! 620 00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:36,748 No, you're crazy! 621 00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:40,396 Find another cellist. You have one half-hour to rehearse. 622 00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:44,030 Easy for you to say. I'm not accustomed to these schemes. 623 00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:46,709 The first cello in �Tosca� 624 00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:49,469 has a very important and famous solo. 625 00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:52,154 They usually bring in a soloist from Rome. 626 00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:54,027 He plays his solo and leaves. 627 00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:58,194 I play very well. This time may be my big chance! 628 00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:01,952 Well, then, do the audition. 629 00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:04,071 But I'm not coming back here. 630 00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:05,707 I hope so... 631 00:49:26,160 --> 00:49:28,185 - Who's next? - I am. 632 00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:53,990 You. 633 00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:58,986 Me? Or him? 634 00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:03,674 This is the first time I ever considered suicide. 635 00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:05,632 I don't like it... 636 00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:07,996 but I feel I have no alternative. 637 00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:10,071 I am a failure now... 638 00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:13,074 and I have no place in this world. 639 00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:28,349 Of course, you-you must go with me. 640 00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:43,384 Cavalmoretli? 641 00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:49,308 What are you doing here? 642 00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:51,033 You look like a funeral. 643 00:52:52,720 --> 00:52:56,509 - How does it feel? - What? - To be a soloist? 644 00:52:59,040 --> 00:53:03,432 It's beautiful, it's gratifying, it's moving, but... 645 00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:04,909 am what'! 646 00:53:05,240 --> 00:53:08,437 But tomorrow it's all over. The soloist arrives from Rome. 647 00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:11,874 I was the soloist for the evening, that's all. 648 00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:14,788 Tomorrow I will once again become me usual idiot. 649 00:53:15,080 --> 00:53:18,675 In this world, there are those who get the breaks... 650 00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:22,875 and those who are stuck at the bottom. And we, we are at the bottom. 651 00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:26,827 In any case, we all end up dying. 652 00:53:27,160 --> 00:53:30,391 Beethoven died, Bach died, Toscanini died... 653 00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:33,873 - May they rest in peace. - I am unhappy. 654 00:53:34,360 --> 00:53:35,907 And you want to talk? 655 00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:38,555 Listen. Misfortune? It's like money. 656 00:53:38,720 --> 00:53:40,870 When we have it, we hold fast to it. 657 00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:43,148 I have an idea. 658 00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:45,313 Go for a drink? 659 00:53:45,520 --> 00:53:48,308 Come on, we'll drown better in the wine. 660 00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:51,530 Life is a melancholy celebration. 661 00:53:53,880 --> 00:53:55,905 I knew you were a friend. 662 00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:57,873 Hi, Cavalmoretti. 663 00:53:58,400 --> 00:53:59,754 I'm going home. 664 00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:03,152 By now my wife must have sent her boyfriend. 665 00:54:03,240 --> 00:54:06,437 You're a cuckold, but you're punctual. 666 00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:07,910 My poor friend... 667 00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:10,589 my dear friend, if all the cuckolds in the world carried a lantern... 668 00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:12,991 the light would be blinding. 669 00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:16,113 For me, that one knows how to live. 670 00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:19,987 He must be a philosopher. 671 00:54:20,720 --> 00:54:21,744 Listen. 672 00:54:22,200 --> 00:54:23,395 You can believe me. 673 00:54:26,720 --> 00:54:30,714 It is always the last drink that makes you dmnk. 674 00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:32,257 What is your name? 675 00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:39,473 I am in a fog. 676 00:54:39,720 --> 00:54:40,994 My name is Niccolo. 677 00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:43,556 That's it. Listen. 678 00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:45,308 Believe me. 679 00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:50,988 Don'! waste your time wonying. It's not worth the trouble. 680 00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:55,150 You know... 681 00:54:56,480 --> 00:54:58,710 I wanted to take up the violin... 682 00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:02,788 but I contented myself with the cello... 683 00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:08,075 thinking that perhaps I might become a... 684 00:55:08,960 --> 00:55:10,507 soloist. 685 00:55:11,720 --> 00:55:14,473 Or, I don't know, perhaps one day... 686 00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:17,750 perhaps a conductor... 687 00:55:18,080 --> 00:55:19,479 like so many others. 688 00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:21,796 Like few others, you mean... 689 00:55:22,120 --> 00:55:23,474 very few. 690 00:55:24,040 --> 00:55:25,428 You're right. 691 00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:28,396 I also studied composition. 692 00:55:28,720 --> 00:55:30,836 But I never tried composing. 693 00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:36,227 To compose, that is the most beautiful thing in the world. 694 00:55:37,240 --> 00:55:40,710 I never even managed to write a little song. 695 00:55:42,080 --> 00:55:43,150 That's life. 696 00:55:49,160 --> 00:55:51,390 I want to show you something. 697 00:55:52,240 --> 00:55:53,913 You alone. 698 00:55:57,560 --> 00:55:59,187 Look, but discreetly. 699 00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:05,066 Damn! Who is she? 700 00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:07,624 Someone. 701 00:56:09,320 --> 00:56:11,948 - Someone you know? - You could say mat, yes. 702 00:56:13,840 --> 00:56:15,990 This is one of those asses... 703 00:56:16,280 --> 00:56:17,270 That's true. 704 00:56:17,840 --> 00:56:20,628 - She's a real tiger. - That's me too. 705 00:56:21,360 --> 00:56:24,227 We do not see places like this on TV. 706 00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:26,591 Although she does have something like the look of a whore. 707 00:56:27,840 --> 00:56:30,116 - She is beautiful. eh? - And how! 708 00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:31,429 You like her? 709 00:56:32,040 --> 00:56:34,111 Oh, don't tell me that you are... 710 00:56:35,280 --> 00:56:36,793 Yes! Exactly. 711 00:56:38,560 --> 00:56:40,107 And how does it feel? 712 00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:41,629 To do what? 713 00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:45,501 In unite carnally with such a creature? 714 00:56:47,120 --> 00:56:51,091 It's beautiful. It's very beautiful. 715 00:56:52,520 --> 00:56:54,466 Trust me. 716 00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:58,390 Better even than playing the cello. What an instrument! 717 00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:00,775 I'll tell you something. 718 00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:02,030 Tell me. 719 00:57:04,280 --> 00:57:07,306 I... you know... I did not think you... 720 00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:11,918 I took you for a poor boy... 721 00:57:12,160 --> 00:57:13,150 an idiot. 722 00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:15,944 Well, no. 723 00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:19,195 A guy who rides a rump like that... 724 00:57:19,480 --> 00:57:21,801 is a lord, not an idiot. 725 00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:35,074 Yes... 726 00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:37,595 She is mine. 727 00:57:39,200 --> 00:57:43,603 "Me, you know... I took you for a poor man..." 728 00:57:44,040 --> 00:57:45,280 "... an idiot. " 729 00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:48,666 "Better to play with her than a cello." 730 00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:51,548 "Damn! She's a real tigress!" 731 00:58:19,080 --> 00:58:20,787 Blessed Virgin! 732 00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:28,990 I look like the girls from the magazine. 733 00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:32,116 I look like a whore! 734 00:59:03,840 --> 00:59:05,114 Did you take them? 735 00:59:06,080 --> 00:59:08,947 Why? You said you had torn them up! 736 00:59:09,160 --> 00:59:11,470 Why do you answer a question with another question? 737 00:59:11,640 --> 00:59:14,996 And why do you answer a question with a lie? 738 00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:17,032 We're not going to get anywhere if you keep asking questions... 739 00:59:17,160 --> 00:59:20,152 and not answering any. 740 00:59:21,680 --> 00:59:23,432 Now, did you take them? 741 00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:26,275 There! 742 00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:38,636 - I really look like a... ? - Yes. 743 00:59:54,080 --> 00:59:56,868 What's going on? Niccolo? What are you doing? 744 00:59:58,280 --> 00:59:59,350 Tigress! Tigress! 745 00:59:59,520 --> 01:00:00,305 Niccolo...! 746 01:00:01,080 --> 01:00:02,445 You're a tiger! 747 01:00:05,160 --> 01:00:06,548 A real tigress! 748 01:00:07,160 --> 01:00:10,232 I don't know why I haven't gotten sick after a week. 749 01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:13,796 I've made love with my wife so many times... 750 01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:15,468 several times a day. 751 01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:19,628 Today. as you can see by the red dots, seven times. 752 01:00:19,800 --> 01:00:21,825 Yesterday. and the day before yesterday. even more... 753 01:00:22,440 --> 01:00:24,875 Even Costanza was surprised by my fiery passion... 754 01:00:25,120 --> 01:00:27,031 and stamina. 755 01:00:27,160 --> 01:00:28,514 "Blessed Vii yin!" 756 01:00:28,760 --> 01:00:32,116 "You go from one extreme to another. Be careful you don't die of apoplexy. ' 757 01:00:32,280 --> 01:00:34,351 I discovered a new Costanza. 758 01:00:34,560 --> 01:00:37,313 She awakened me, physically and psychologically,. 759 01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:41,230 I did well to show Cavalmorem' the photos. 760 01:00:41,520 --> 01:00:44,831 For the first time in my life I felt admired... 761 01:00:45,120 --> 01:00:46,110 and even envied. 762 01:00:47,800 --> 01:00:49,552 Today is a great day. 763 01:00:49,720 --> 01:00:52,234 I persuaded Costanza to pose for more photos. 764 01:00:54,080 --> 01:00:55,514 - For you. - What? 765 01:00:55,680 --> 01:00:58,149 - Flowers. - You never offered me flowers before. 766 01:00:58,320 --> 01:01:01,312 You've got something up your sleeve! Just what do you have in mind for me? 767 01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:11,351 Don't move! 768 01:01:18,040 --> 01:01:21,010 Photographing my wife naked gives me great pleasure. 769 01:01:21,160 --> 01:01:24,596 Life seems less empty, less dull, more exciting. 770 01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:00,435 More smiling, you've gotta... that's 'rt. 771 01:02:00,760 --> 01:02:02,910 Perfect! Don't move! 772 01:02:05,760 --> 01:02:08,388 Not like that. Voluptuous! Sensual. lascivious. 773 01:02:08,840 --> 01:02:10,513 You must be lascivious. 774 01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:15,150 Shit, the flash hasn't recharged! 775 01:02:15,400 --> 01:02:17,949 Okay. great. don't move! 776 01:02:20,040 --> 01:02:21,110 - Niccolo! - Eh? 777 01:02:21,120 --> 01:02:23,669 So far I've done what you wanted, but... 778 01:02:23,960 --> 01:02:25,428 Normally, the camera needs someone to operate it. 779 01:02:25,600 --> 01:02:29,355 But with this automatic timer it can take pictures of both of us. 780 01:02:29,560 --> 01:02:31,551 - I want to be with you. - Okay... 781 01:02:31,760 --> 01:02:34,548 but make it a picture of us hand in hand... 782 01:02:34,760 --> 01:02:35,750 or when we kiss... 783 01:02:35,960 --> 01:02:38,952 but not when we make love. That would be nasty. 784 01:02:39,240 --> 01:02:40,913 No, it's beautiful! 785 01:02:41,120 --> 01:02:44,988 The love between a man and his wife, that's dirty? On the contrary! 786 01:02:45,200 --> 01:02:46,986 For two people who love each other... 787 01:02:47,160 --> 01:02:48,867 there is nothing more beautiful. 788 01:02:49,040 --> 01:02:52,271 - Are you ready? I can start the timer? - Yes. 789 01:03:00,480 --> 01:03:03,996 Hal Big guy! You didn't even give yourself time to get your pants off! 790 01:03:04,120 --> 01:03:06,669 - You look finished. - I've taken my clothes off before. 791 01:03:09,520 --> 01:03:11,227 Reset... 792 01:03:12,280 --> 01:03:14,965 Well. this one's shot to hell. So long... 793 01:03:17,360 --> 01:03:18,794 - Ready? 794 01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:22,986 But you're not ready. You look kind of depressed. 795 01:03:28,760 --> 01:03:30,307 Caress my chest. 796 01:03:30,520 --> 01:03:33,034 - Go ahead. caress my chest. I beg you. - Niccolo! 797 01:03:33,400 --> 01:03:35,630 - Niccolo... - Go ahead, Costanza. 798 01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:40,427 I'm ready. 799 01:03:41,320 --> 01:03:42,310 That's it. 800 01:03:45,120 --> 01:03:47,396 But what's the point of all this, Niccolo? 801 01:03:48,080 --> 01:03:50,515 I'm sorry, but it makes me want.. , 802 01:03:50,720 --> 01:03:53,234 - to make love. - Oh no, that's enough for now! 803 01:03:53,520 --> 01:03:56,592 Now let's just get some sleep. You need to calm down a lime. 804 01:04:00,120 --> 01:04:02,066 You know. all this is having a rather strange effect on me... 805 01:04:02,320 --> 01:04:07,144 as if we were making love, and someone was watching us... 806 01:04:12,800 --> 01:04:15,633 These days, I have very pleasant dreams,. 807 01:04:15,720 --> 01:04:17,916 I dream of what Costanza said... 808 01:04:19,520 --> 01:04:21,545 'AM this is having a rather strange effect on me.,, " 809 01:04:21,840 --> 01:04:25,435 '... as if we were making love, and someone was watching us... " 810 01:04:26,600 --> 01:04:28,716 Hey, Vivaldi! 811 01:04:37,640 --> 01:04:39,472 Niccolo, the wofld is watching! 812 01:04:39,800 --> 01:04:42,110 Yes! You see, it's a great honor. 813 01:04:42,440 --> 01:04:45,637 The maestro came here, just to direct our embrace. 814 01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:47,467 He doesn't do that for just anyone. 815 01:04:47,680 --> 01:04:50,832 Look, there's even a firs: oelio! 816 01:04:52,040 --> 01:04:53,747 Verve, panache! 817 01:04:55,120 --> 01:04:57,987 Yes, Niccolo! You're right! 818 01:04:58,960 --> 01:05:00,746 More gently! 819 01:05:07,600 --> 01:05:10,114 Stroking, caressing... 820 01:05:14,040 --> 01:05:16,065 Good, very good. 821 01:05:16,640 --> 01:05:18,313 Now pizzicato! 822 01:05:25,080 --> 01:05:26,627 Now, crescendo! 823 01:06:18,360 --> 01:06:20,385 - A big snake 3 letters. - Boa. 824 01:06:20,560 --> 01:06:22,346 - From Sofia to Trieste. - Bora. 825 01:06:22,520 --> 01:06:25,034 I say, you're damn good with crosswords. 826 01:06:28,120 --> 01:06:29,451 Look. 827 01:06:31,280 --> 01:06:35,069 Damn! A picture of me mel�e. 828 01:06:36,240 --> 01:06:38,834 - And it's really you? - Of course. 829 01:06:39,680 --> 01:06:43,753 Hot damn! She has an ass so round... 830 01:06:44,080 --> 01:06:47,311 rounder than a round watermelon. You lucky bastard! 831 01:06:48,120 --> 01:06:50,066 Maybe you're not such a great cellist... 832 01:06:50,600 --> 01:06:52,659 but a piper... 833 01:06:53,520 --> 01:06:55,648 I could not play such a sonatina? 834 01:06:57,720 --> 01:06:58,994 You're a marmoset. 835 01:06:59,640 --> 01:07:01,119 It's the cellos' tum. 836 01:07:11,520 --> 01:07:13,511 You there, in the middle! 837 01:07:13,680 --> 01:07:15,626 You're supposed to be an octave lower! 838 01:07:16,760 --> 01:07:20,549 Maestro, I play it the way Verdi wrote it. See? 839 01:07:22,840 --> 01:07:26,390 Did you see that? Knocked him dead! 840 01:07:27,040 --> 01:07:30,431 Right now, I feel different. Stronger. Maybe even superior. 841 01:07:31,080 --> 01:07:33,629 Listen, you're the only one who knows this. 842 01:07:33,920 --> 01:07:36,389 I've decided to create my own compositions. 843 01:07:36,600 --> 01:07:39,797 It's decided. I want to try to write a lyric opera. 844 01:07:40,040 --> 01:07:41,394 I feel like this is the way {or me. 845 01:08:15,560 --> 01:08:17,312 Second week of work. 846 01:08:17,480 --> 01:08:21,553 I can'! let it discourage me. An opera, that takes time. 847 01:08:21,800 --> 01:08:23,871 I still haven't found the subject that inspires me,. 848 01:08:24,080 --> 01:08:25,309 But I trust that I will... 849 01:08:25,640 --> 01:08:28,894 for I am in great shape now. I'm accomplishing a lat of wings. 850 01:08:29,240 --> 01:08:31,151 We left the arena, and now I compose... 851 01:08:31,280 --> 01:08:34,614 all the while inventing new games for photographing Costanza... 852 01:08:34,840 --> 01:08:36,740 which invariably end... 853 01:08:36,920 --> 01:08:40,140 with delicious hugs, and more, more of love with my wife. 854 01:08:47,040 --> 01:08:48,553 Blessed Virgin! 855 01:08:48,840 --> 01:08:51,707 You're becoming more and more conupted and complicated, Niccolo. 856 01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:54,071 You're getting to be a real pervert. 857 01:08:56,240 --> 01:08:58,072 When did you meet? 858 01:08:58,400 --> 01:08:59,390 Huh...? 859 01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:03,508 I told you to pretend that you had slept together. 860 01:09:03,720 --> 01:09:06,314 Okay. Just don't get so steamed up. 861 01:09:06,520 --> 01:09:09,717 Let's go over this again. Don't be so stupid. 862 01:09:16,240 --> 01:09:18,231 When did you meet? 863 01:09:18,720 --> 01:09:21,746 Ah yes! One day I followed him to the arena. 864 01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:25,277 He saw me and followed me into the street. 865 01:09:25,640 --> 01:09:26,710 And he decided to approach me. 866 01:09:26,920 --> 01:09:28,706 What did he say? 867 01:09:29,480 --> 01:09:30,629 He said: 868 01:09:30,920 --> 01:09:34,151 'Madam, I am the director of the Arena of Verona. " 869 01:09:34,480 --> 01:09:36,596 'May we go to your home?' 870 01:09:36,800 --> 01:09:39,588 - "I must speak. " - And you let him? 871 01:09:42,800 --> 01:09:44,347 What did he want'! 872 01:09:44,680 --> 01:09:47,069 He said he was crazy about me... 873 01:09:47,240 --> 01:09:49,789 and he would pref era thousand times to be a cellist... 874 01:09:50,040 --> 01:09:53,032 if it meant having a woman like me. 875 01:09:54,560 --> 01:09:57,074 - You told him I was writing an opera? - Yes. 876 01:09:58,280 --> 01:10:01,386 What next? Costanza, confess. I want to know everything. 877 01:10:01,960 --> 01:10:05,271 Then suddenly, he got naked... 878 01:10:05,440 --> 01:10:08,432 and we were left to our instincts. 879 01:10:08,680 --> 01:10:10,796 I can'! leave you alone for five minutes! 880 01:10:10,960 --> 01:10:13,156 But you're mine, mine alone! 881 01:10:13,320 --> 01:10:16,153 I know that others will want you, but you are mine! 882 01:10:16,320 --> 01:10:18,994 You are mine, Costanza. You belong to me, you understand? 883 01:10:21,440 --> 01:10:23,875 I still have not found the subject of my opera... 884 01:10:24,040 --> 01:10:26,270 so I stay locked up in my office... 885 01:10:26,440 --> 01:10:28,067 in total darkness. 886 01:10:28,360 --> 01:10:31,716 The birds become blind if they are locked in the dark. 887 01:10:31,920 --> 01:10:33,467 I hope I'll go blind. 888 01:10:33,640 --> 01:10:35,665 I remembered that apart from birds... 889 01:10:35,840 --> 01:10:39,071 blind singers and musicians are especially sensitive. 890 01:10:41,680 --> 01:10:44,069 - I see nothing at all. - I told you. 891 01:10:44,280 --> 01:10:46,146 He barricaded himself in the dark... 892 01:10:46,240 --> 01:10:48,470 and has provisions for a month. 893 01:10:48,800 --> 01:10:51,428 Costanza, you need to find another doctor, a psychiatrist. 894 01:10:51,600 --> 01:10:53,955 Niccolo gives me more trouble than all my other patients combined. 895 01:10:54,080 --> 01:10:57,186 Look, Doctor, this is what I was talking about. 896 01:11:01,400 --> 01:11:03,220 Yes, I understand. 897 01:11:03,560 --> 01:11:05,107 It is quite clear. 898 01:11:06,040 --> 01:11:09,123 Imagine that the head conductor is bent on... 899 01:11:09,680 --> 01:11:12,786 fornicating with you. This is his revenge on him. 900 01:11:13,040 --> 01:11:16,624 It is as if invented another life for himself... 901 01:11:16,840 --> 01:11:19,275 exciting, thrilling, adventurous, passionate... 902 01:11:19,440 --> 01:11:21,431 with people falling in love with you and your betrayal. 903 01:11:21,960 --> 01:11:24,930 It's no longer a dull life, insignificant. mediocre... 904 01:11:25,120 --> 01:11:26,633 Wait, doctor. 905 01:11:30,240 --> 01:11:32,993 This is the journal I told you about. 906 01:11:35,320 --> 01:11:36,628 I see... 907 01:11:38,680 --> 01:11:40,705 He likes to photograph you nude. 908 01:11:40,880 --> 01:11:43,394 Why. he even showed your photos to other men... 909 01:11:43,600 --> 01:11:47,195 because he wants them to know... 910 01:11:47,480 --> 01:11:50,859 he has a wife... how should you say it? Erotic. 911 01:11:51,240 --> 01:11:53,868 You see, self-esteem, me pride of a man... 912 01:11:54,040 --> 01:11:57,271 has a great deal to do with his sexuality. 913 01:11:57,840 --> 01:12:01,196 In the words of W. Reich, the great psychoanalyst... 914 01:12:01,480 --> 01:12:05,110 "A man frustrated with life seeks his revenge in sex. ' 915 01:12:06,280 --> 01:12:08,032 This week has been good. 916 01:12:08,160 --> 01:12:10,709 I am not blinded, but thinking in the dark,. 917 01:12:10,960 --> 01:12:13,793 Ifs funny. but I had a flash of brilliance. 918 01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:17,026 I will write an opera based on the songs of birds... 919 01:12:17,960 --> 01:12:21,078 or rather of the melodies that birds create. 920 01:12:21,840 --> 01:12:23,433 Allegro con brio! 921 01:12:27,240 --> 01:12:29,231 This will be a triumph of trills. 922 01:12:41,560 --> 01:12:43,915 Control yourseff, Niccolo. Don': get excited. 923 01:12:44,120 --> 01:12:46,031 Don't go too far. 924 01:12:50,440 --> 01:12:52,067 It's okay; others do. 925 01:12:52,280 --> 01:12:54,556 But think about it before you decide. 926 01:12:54,720 --> 01:12:56,870 Or you might be sorry. 927 01:13:02,440 --> 01:13:04,636 No, I'm not focused enough. 928 01:13:05,280 --> 01:13:09,148 In truth. I am tormented. There is something I burn with the desire to do. 929 01:13:09,480 --> 01:13:11,312 I've had a fever for three days. 930 01:13:11,480 --> 01:13:15,394 I intend to send my photos of Costanza to 'Men' to be published. 931 01:13:15,720 --> 01:13:17,472 Yes, it's true! 932 01:13:20,440 --> 01:13:22,226 I am neither mad, nor am I vicious. 933 01:13:22,400 --> 01:13:25,791 I'm just iucky. Oh, to have such a wife, what happiness! 934 01:13:25,920 --> 01:13:27,115 I am proud of her. 935 01:13:29,320 --> 01:13:32,950 I am thrilled! Nude photos of Costanza appeared in 'Men "... 936 01:13:33,200 --> 01:13:36,431 with a small black rectangle covering certain details,. 937 01:13:36,600 --> 01:13:38,796 In the paragraph I wrote about it... 938 01:13:39,000 --> 01:13:41,469 I wanted to add, "My beloved Costanza... " 939 01:13:41,760 --> 01:13:43,592 "... also has beautiful eyes. ' 940 01:13:43,920 --> 01:13:47,675 Her body shines! Magnificent, victorious! 941 01:13:47,960 --> 01:13:49,655 She is infinitely beautiful. 942 01:13:51,600 --> 01:13:53,546 Men devour her with their eyes. 943 01:13:53,760 --> 01:13:56,149 One said an obscenity. It did not anger me. 944 01:13:56,280 --> 01:13:57,873 It even pleased me a little. 945 01:13:58,040 --> 01:14:00,953 I want to shout to the whole world: 'This is my wife!" 946 01:14:19,600 --> 01:14:21,671 This is the cavatina, the missing piece I need. 947 01:14:21,880 --> 01:14:25,111 I have it! All I need now is the third act. 948 01:14:25,280 --> 01:14:28,113 Yes, it really is Costanza that inspires me. 949 01:14:34,440 --> 01:14:37,796 But Costanza feels ashamed and humiliated. She cannot cope well with it. 950 01:14:38,000 --> 01:14:40,514 That day, on my way to rehearsal, I wanted a cigarette. 951 01:14:40,720 --> 01:14:43,109 It's a very good thing I did. 952 01:14:43,280 --> 01:14:44,714 Looking for my pack of cigarettes... 953 01:14:44,920 --> 01:14:48,231 I saw the letter Costanza had ten in my pocket,. 954 01:14:51,800 --> 01:14:54,235 'My dear Niccolo, When you read mis letter... ' 955 01:14:54,440 --> 01:14:56,306 "... I shall already be dead, suffocated, with gas. " 956 01:14:56,520 --> 01:14:58,067 "I will have killed myself, in shame." 957 01:14:58,160 --> 01:14:59,833 "Maybe you will not understand..." 958 01:14:59,960 --> 01:15:02,668 "... but I don't any more either. I'm not the woman for you." 959 01:15:02,840 --> 01:15:06,196 "I beg your forgiveness. Farewell, Costanza. " 960 01:15:29,720 --> 01:15:31,154 Costanza! 961 01:15:36,840 --> 01:15:38,865 What is this? What's going on? 962 01:15:40,000 --> 01:15:43,436 Oh, please excuse me, Madam. I'm on the wrong floor. I live upstairs. 963 01:15:46,880 --> 01:15:49,508 Costanza! 964 01:15:49,600 --> 01:15:53,468 Thank God I was not too late. 965 01:15:54,400 --> 01:15:56,266 You went too far, Niccolo. 966 01:15:56,560 --> 01:15:58,756 You almost become a widower. 967 01:16:07,240 --> 01:16:10,028 There are things you cannot understand. 968 01:16:10,520 --> 01:16:12,909 I'm not like you think. 969 01:16:14,680 --> 01:16:16,353 I believed him... 970 01:16:18,600 --> 01:16:20,432 and he betrayed me. 971 01:16:21,120 --> 01:16:23,111 I was sick inside. 972 01:16:24,760 --> 01:16:26,546 Suddenly afraid... 973 01:16:27,920 --> 01:16:30,787 of being... nobody. Of being nothing. 974 01:16:33,320 --> 01:16:36,551 Then I discovered I really was someone... 975 01:16:38,040 --> 01:16:40,190 because you were my wife. 976 01:16:44,240 --> 01:16:46,550 Nobody has a wife... 977 01:16:47,080 --> 01:16:51,392 as beautiful. as sensual, as exciting as you. 978 01:16:52,120 --> 01:16:56,512 Ii is you who sees me like that. You shouldn't let it go to your head like this. 979 01:16:56,640 --> 01:17:00,110 No, no. Perhaps you are not parliculariy exceptional when you're dressed... 980 01:17:01,120 --> 01:17:03,191 but when you're nude... 981 01:17:04,040 --> 01:17:05,030 that is something else altogether. 982 01:17:05,800 --> 01:17:08,235 I realized that I would never a great cellist... 983 01:17:08,560 --> 01:17:10,995 but any man... 984 01:17:12,000 --> 01:17:14,833 who has a wife met all men desire... 985 01:17:14,920 --> 01:17:15,921 She is mine! 986 01:17:16,960 --> 01:17:20,066 Now, thanks to you, I am somebody. 987 01:17:21,040 --> 01:17:22,713 You know, I've gotten there. I've arrived. 988 01:17:23,040 --> 01:17:25,031 My opera, it's almost finished... 989 01:17:25,160 --> 01:17:27,276 and I think it's quite well done. 990 01:17:28,040 --> 01:17:30,065 You know what its line is? 991 01:17:32,960 --> 01:17:36,237 "The Male Blackbird� A joyful opera by Niccolo Vivaldi. 992 01:17:37,200 --> 01:17:39,316 I'm so glad that you're here. 993 01:17:39,480 --> 01:17:42,711 I'm so happy that you accepted my invitation. 994 01:17:43,040 --> 01:17:46,783 Sit down here. I be back in a minute to play it. 995 01:17:47,080 --> 01:17:49,788 Don't be impatient. I'll be right back. 996 01:17:53,040 --> 01:17:57,557 Costanza, go in there and stay quiet. We should not see you or hear you. 997 01:17:57,680 --> 01:17:59,512 It is important that we don't see you. 998 01:17:59,680 --> 01:18:00,988 Here I am! 999 01:18:04,640 --> 01:18:08,190 You are the first to hear it. It turned out pretty well, I think. 1000 01:18:08,360 --> 01:18:10,112 What kind of opera is it? 1001 01:18:10,480 --> 01:18:13,472 A joyful one. Your opinion is very important to me. 1002 01:18:13,800 --> 01:18:16,269 The cello has a prominent place in it. 1003 01:18:16,560 --> 01:18:19,393 - That's only fair. right? - Let's hear it. 1004 01:18:51,760 --> 01:18:55,549 It is truly a masterpiece! Bravo, Niccolo! 1005 01:19:01,200 --> 01:19:03,669 So what do you think? I'm asking you to be totally sincere. 1006 01:19:04,120 --> 01:19:06,316 Sincerely, it is a beautiful opera. 1007 01:19:07,680 --> 01:19:09,591 The style is great. and me overture is fantastic... 1008 01:19:09,920 --> 01:19:13,595 and the whole thing is very moving. 1009 01:19:14,040 --> 01:19:15,906 I just have one comment. 1010 01:19:17,720 --> 01:19:19,836 You can'! title it "The Male Blackbird. " 1011 01:19:20,280 --> 01:19:22,749 - Why not? - Because, unfortunately, it is note for note... 1012 01:19:22,920 --> 01:19:25,719 from "The Thieving Magpie' by Rossini. 1013 01:19:30,080 --> 01:19:32,435 I swear, I did not do it on purpose. 1014 01:19:32,640 --> 01:19:35,996 Besides, I didn't know a thing about "The Thieving Magpie. ' 1015 01:19:36,320 --> 01:19:38,834 It's a coincidence. But wait... 1016 01:19:39,120 --> 01:19:40,872 Rossini had already composed it... 1017 01:19:41,040 --> 01:19:44,476 but I didn't copy it. I recreated a work... 1018 01:19:44,680 --> 01:19:48,071 he had written. That means that I possess Rossini's musical talent,. 1019 01:19:48,960 --> 01:19:52,715 Then again, maybe in my subconscious, my childhood... 1020 01:19:53,080 --> 01:19:55,913 "All right, now the tune of 'The Thieving Magpie. "' 1021 01:19:56,480 --> 01:19:59,188 That's right... 1022 01:20:01,440 --> 01:20:04,193 Costanza, I'm sleeping here. Please leave me alone. 1023 01:20:04,440 --> 01:20:08,468 The nightmares have returned. That dream... 1024 01:20:08,840 --> 01:20:09,955 It's back. 1025 01:20:10,160 --> 01:20:12,515 Listen, since you're a friend... 1026 01:20:12,760 --> 01:20:14,512 I'll tell you the truth. 1027 01:20:15,400 --> 01:20:17,596 I have bad news for you. 1028 01:20:18,080 --> 01:20:19,548 You didn't notice it. .. 1029 01:20:20,800 --> 01:20:23,792 But at the end of the concert, I saw with my own eyes... 1030 01:20:24,080 --> 01:20:26,310 how your cello ran off with the soloist. 1031 01:20:26,520 --> 01:20:28,193 She looked a little sad. 1032 01:20:28,400 --> 01:20:30,027 And if you want to know... 1033 01:20:30,200 --> 01:20:33,226 the cello was pregnant, and yesterday she delivered... 1034 01:20:33,520 --> 01:20:35,466 and gave birth to a violin. 1035 01:20:36,520 --> 01:20:39,546 - I don't believe you. - Resign yourself, it's a fact. 1036 01:20:39,600 --> 01:20:42,911 You have copied Rossini. so... ifs beautiful. 1037 01:20:43,320 --> 01:20:45,470 This is impossible, after twenty years. 1038 01:20:45,760 --> 01:20:48,149 - Impossible. - Look in the case. 1039 01:20:48,360 --> 01:20:50,067 You will see that there is more. 1040 01:21:03,760 --> 01:21:06,866 Thai? what you're hiding. I understand everything... 1041 01:21:07,120 --> 01:21:08,474 Better than a cello. 1042 01:21:08,840 --> 01:21:09,910 Show it to me. 1043 01:21:12,400 --> 01:21:14,107 What an ass! Lucky, that... 1044 01:21:14,360 --> 01:21:16,590 is an ass that speaks for itself. 1045 01:21:16,760 --> 01:21:20,151 We applaud an ass like that. Let me see. 1046 01:21:21,440 --> 01:21:24,751 You should be proud to show what you have,. 1047 01:21:24,960 --> 01:21:27,509 When you have a beautiful painting, or a nice suit... 1048 01:21:27,720 --> 01:21:30,826 what greater pleasure than to show it to others? 1049 01:21:36,480 --> 01:21:37,675 Hello, Niccolo. 1050 01:21:38,800 --> 01:21:41,826 Today I brought you the polenta with quail. 1051 01:21:45,160 --> 01:21:48,437 You haven't told me what your friend thought of the opera. 1052 01:21:48,760 --> 01:21:50,228 I don't care. 1053 01:21:53,640 --> 01:21:55,506 Here, put this on. 1054 01:21:55,840 --> 01:21:58,753 - We're going to the countryside. - It looks like a spider. 1055 01:21:59,080 --> 01:22:02,789 It's a leotard. Come on, please hurry up, put it on. 1056 01:22:03,960 --> 01:22:07,828 There's not a breath of air. Niccolo, I'm choking. 1057 01:22:08,520 --> 01:22:10,306 I have to find a good, sharp thorn. 1058 01:22:12,000 --> 01:22:15,595 What am I doing here with this wool sticking to me? 1059 01:22:15,920 --> 01:22:18,548 - Take off your shoe. - Why'! 1060 01:22:18,720 --> 01:22:21,587 To put this thorn in your toe. 1061 01:22:21,720 --> 01:22:23,051 Are you out of your mind? 1062 01:22:23,240 --> 01:22:26,835 - I'll get tetanus. - Come back here. 1063 01:22:27,720 --> 01:22:28,812 Sit down. 1064 01:22:32,720 --> 01:22:34,666 Don'! worry. 1065 01:22:38,000 --> 01:22:40,389 No, Niccolo, no! 1066 01:22:40,680 --> 01:22:42,114 It must penetrate well. 1067 01:22:44,560 --> 01:22:45,709 Niccolo! 1068 01:22:46,520 --> 01:22:49,069 'When you have 3 beautiful painting, a nice suit... " 1069 01:22:49,280 --> 01:22:51,954 "... what greater pleasure than to show others .7" 1070 01:23:01,200 --> 01:23:02,668 What a story! 1071 01:23:03,200 --> 01:23:04,508 You wanted to wear it. 1072 01:23:08,680 --> 01:23:11,877 Doctor. it makes me laugh, that to show you a toe... 1073 01:23:12,000 --> 01:23:13,627 I have to take off all of my clothes! 1074 01:23:13,840 --> 01:23:15,547 Let's hope it doesn't get infected. 1075 01:23:29,920 --> 01:23:34,039 This is impossible! Must I explain everything to you? 1076 01:23:34,680 --> 01:23:37,991 You were not supposed to be wearing panties under the leotard! 1077 01:23:38,160 --> 01:23:39,833 I should have checked it all out first. 1078 01:23:40,000 --> 01:23:42,549 What an idiot I was to have trusted you! 1079 01:23:42,760 --> 01:23:46,355 - It's not very hygienic. - Shut up. Don't say another word. 1080 01:23:47,200 --> 01:23:49,749 I want them to see you naked. Totally naked! 1081 01:23:49,840 --> 01:23:51,740 Okay, but calm down! 1082 01:23:51,960 --> 01:23:54,975 I want to see. I want to understand what I feel. 1083 01:23:55,120 --> 01:23:56,110 Okay- 1084 01:23:57,440 --> 01:23:58,510 You know, Costanza... 1085 01:24:00,480 --> 01:24:01,993 my mind is clear... 1086 01:24:02,840 --> 01:24:04,592 but I am very worried. 1087 01:24:05,080 --> 01:24:07,754 I know I've been very busy with the cello, the photos, the lyric opera... 1088 01:24:07,960 --> 01:24:08,984 But that's not a problem. 1089 01:24:10,040 --> 01:24:12,907 Finally. I believe I have really found my way. 1090 01:24:16,000 --> 01:24:18,947 You got all that? 1091 01:24:19,120 --> 01:24:22,033 - I don't need a massage. - No matter. 1092 01:24:22,520 --> 01:24:26,070 And if people in the building figure out what's happening? 1093 01:24:26,160 --> 01:24:28,788 You want me to show myself off and let others touch me? 1094 01:24:28,960 --> 01:24:30,314 How do you suppose that will look'! 1095 01:24:30,480 --> 01:24:33,757 I don'! care; I need to feel that pleasure again. 1096 01:24:34,520 --> 01:24:37,308 I'll use camphor oil, okay? 1097 01:24:37,520 --> 01:24:38,544 Yes, yes, Okay. 1098 01:24:38,960 --> 01:24:40,951 If you want to prepare... 1099 01:24:47,240 --> 01:24:48,389 I have to take off everything, right? 1100 01:24:48,640 --> 01:24:50,756 No, that's not necessary. 1101 01:24:51,320 --> 01:24:53,630 - My God, how... 7 - Say again? 1102 01:24:54,680 --> 01:24:56,273 No. Listen. 1103 01:24:56,520 --> 01:24:59,990 I should take of! my underwear. The camphorated oil could stain. 1104 01:25:00,160 --> 01:25:01,992 The camphor oil does not stain... 1105 01:25:02,120 --> 01:25:04,794 but if you want to get undressed, go for it. 1106 01:25:05,000 --> 01:25:05,751 No, no. 1107 01:25:06,360 --> 01:25:07,828 What a cretin! 1108 01:25:10,560 --> 01:25:14,269 I will remove it them anyway. It's more comfortable and it's easier for you. 1109 01:25:15,040 --> 01:25:18,396 - It's no problem for me... - Here, I'll do it. 1110 01:25:30,520 --> 01:25:33,546 Excuse me, if I may be so bold... 1111 01:25:33,720 --> 01:25:35,506 but you have a beautiful ass! 1112 01:25:38,400 --> 01:25:40,266 Here is the sleeper. 1113 01:25:40,960 --> 01:25:43,668 As I understand, you need to get to Rome tomorrow at 8 PM... 1114 01:25:43,880 --> 01:25:47,555 and you be leaving at 8:10. What will you be doing in Rome? 1115 01:25:47,720 --> 01:25:48,949 That's my business. 1116 01:25:51,640 --> 01:25:53,472 Strange fellow, that. 1117 01:26:01,880 --> 01:26:04,121 I've have studied me railway map. 1118 01:26:04,240 --> 01:26:07,517 The red train stops in front of the house. 1119 01:26:10,840 --> 01:26:12,626 See? 1120 01:26:13,440 --> 01:26:16,034 There's a work crew repairing the road. 1121 01:26:16,360 --> 01:26:18,715 - Take this off. - I'll wind up in prison! 1122 01:26:19,040 --> 01:26:20,451 Shut up and hurry! 1123 01:26:22,080 --> 01:26:23,275 We're stopping. 1124 01:26:24,480 --> 01:26:27,029 Now, pretend to wash your hands. 1125 01:26:27,320 --> 01:26:29,106 Act as if nothing's out of me ordinary. 1126 01:26:31,000 --> 01:26:32,946 You must look distracted, preoccupied. 1127 01:26:34,000 --> 01:26:36,549 Now let your nightgown slip off. 1128 01:26:36,920 --> 01:26:38,228 Just be natural. 1129 01:26:38,400 --> 01:26:40,789 You're not having any doubts about this, are you? 1130 01:26:41,680 --> 01:26:46,038 Yes! Wash your hands just like that. Just be sure you don't look at me. 1131 01:26:47,120 --> 01:26:48,872 Beautiful! Perfect! 1132 01:26:49,440 --> 01:26:51,795 - Where? - There, in the train. 1133 01:26:57,280 --> 01:27:02,150 Don't look at them. Just ignore them, as if you didn't even know they were there. 1134 01:27:04,000 --> 01:27:05,468 I love you. Costanza. 1135 01:27:06,400 --> 01:27:09,392 Take a step back. Look at yourself in the mirror. 1136 01:27:11,880 --> 01:27:12,870 Turn around. 1137 01:27:15,240 --> 01:27:16,514 Show them your ass. 1138 01:27:17,640 --> 01:27:18,914 That's good. 1139 01:27:19,320 --> 01:27:21,755 Now get down to pick up something. 1140 01:27:22,400 --> 01:27:24,107 But there is nothing on the ground. 1141 01:27:24,400 --> 01:27:25,913 Pretend, you tool! 1142 01:27:34,600 --> 01:27:38,230 That's fine. Okay now, that's enough. 1143 01:27:38,960 --> 01:27:42,316 - Have you seen this piece... - He's the husband. 1144 01:27:42,960 --> 01:27:44,633 Hot damn! 1145 01:27:49,400 --> 01:27:51,789 She's sparkling, lush and firm! 1146 01:27:53,280 --> 01:27:55,112 - The train from Verona? - Verona'! 1147 01:27:55,320 --> 01:27:57,266 - Yes, quick! - This is it. 1148 01:28:09,000 --> 01:28:10,832 You're burning up! 1149 01:28:11,040 --> 01:28:13,475 How did you get a fever? 1150 01:28:13,680 --> 01:28:16,786 It is happiness, Costanza, the pleasure, the satisfaction, and fun... 1151 01:28:17,080 --> 01:28:19,105 All of that which I experienced today. 1152 01:28:19,360 --> 01:28:21,909 You were great in me sleeper! 1153 01:28:25,160 --> 01:28:28,516 I really am very grateful to you. I love you even more. 1154 01:28:28,960 --> 01:28:31,031 Okay. Now let's get some sleep, Niccolo. 1155 01:28:33,880 --> 01:28:36,349 The conductor: What did he think of you? 1156 01:28:37,040 --> 01:28:39,748 He said I was sparkling, lush and firm. 1157 01:28:42,360 --> 01:28:44,431 What a beautiful dream. Do not wake me. 1158 01:28:45,480 --> 01:28:47,426 It really is a beautiful dream. 1159 01:28:47,720 --> 01:28:49,393 Good morning. Fill it up? 1160 01:28:49,640 --> 01:28:51,756 Yes. Check the pressure too. please. 1161 01:28:56,720 --> 01:28:57,869 The tits too. 1162 01:29:02,600 --> 01:29:04,352 Your pressure is running rather high. 1163 01:29:04,680 --> 01:29:08,355 You could skid, or even burst 1164 01:29:08,920 --> 01:29:10,228 Thank you. 1165 01:29:13,000 --> 01:29:16,436 The dream I had last night is my favorite. 1166 01:29:16,600 --> 01:29:18,307 And I think I know why it is. 1167 01:29:18,480 --> 01:29:20,471 Cavalmoretli was in this dream. 1168 01:29:20,680 --> 01:29:24,514 It's less exciting to show Costanza naked to strangers... 1169 01:29:24,680 --> 01:29:27,706 like the masseur, the pharmacist or the railway conductor. 1170 01:29:27,880 --> 01:29:32,238 The best ones are people I know, the ones who often underestimate me. 1171 01:29:45,080 --> 01:29:47,549 Tomorrow we'll show you to the concierge. 1172 01:29:48,000 --> 01:29:50,753 Blessed Virgin! When is this going to end? 1173 01:29:51,800 --> 01:29:55,111 I will pretend to have forgotten the house keys. 1174 01:29:55,440 --> 01:29:56,748 I rill?- 1175 01:29:57,360 --> 01:29:58,987 You do not open... 1176 01:29:59,280 --> 01:30:02,204 because you will act as if... 1177 01:30:02,520 --> 01:30:04,909 you had slipped in the bathtub. 1178 01:30:05,760 --> 01:30:08,036 It would be better to gain momentum. 1179 01:30:09,840 --> 01:30:13,231 We'll have to break down the door. The lady may be in serious trouble! 1180 01:30:13,400 --> 01:30:15,073 Thank you for helping us. 1181 01:30:23,360 --> 01:30:26,034 Costanza! Costanza! 1182 01:30:35,160 --> 01:30:37,276 Vivaldi, Sir! She's in here! 1183 01:30:37,720 --> 01:30:40,553 She was taking a bath. She must have fainted. 1184 01:30:42,720 --> 01:30:45,075 - Mamma Mia! - Let's get her out of there, quick! 1185 01:30:52,480 --> 01:30:54,676 Costanza? Costanza...? 1186 01:30:56,600 --> 01:30:59,547 What could have happened? A dizzy spell, maybe? 1187 01:31:02,040 --> 01:31:03,633 It would probably be a good idea to dry her off. 1188 01:31:04,440 --> 01:31:05,464 Yes. 1189 01:31:09,360 --> 01:31:10,304 Shall I dry her off? 1190 01:31:11,560 --> 01:31:12,504 Yes. 1191 01:31:13,400 --> 01:31:17,234 I'll get something strong to drink. 1192 01:31:23,760 --> 01:31:25,785 I've been living here for ten years now... 1193 01:31:26,000 --> 01:31:28,196 and I never realized... 1194 01:31:28,520 --> 01:31:32,115 that we had a neighbor with tits like these. 1195 01:31:36,520 --> 01:31:38,193 That's it. 1196 01:31:38,880 --> 01:31:39,870 I'm back. 1197 01:31:40,200 --> 01:31:42,510 All done, Mr. Vivaldi. 1198 01:31:42,800 --> 01:31:45,189 Your wife is dry. 1199 01:31:45,480 --> 01:31:47,471 So I guess it's time for us to go. 1200 01:31:47,960 --> 01:31:51,396 - Goodbye, Mr. Vivaldi. - How can I thank you enough? 1201 01:31:51,720 --> 01:31:54,030 No problem. Good luck. 1202 01:31:54,360 --> 01:31:55,384 Thank you. 1203 01:32:03,640 --> 01:32:07,076 Bravo, Costanza! Very good! 1204 01:32:07,320 --> 01:32:09,789 You can open your eyes now. They've left. 1205 01:32:10,080 --> 01:32:12,105 That was good, Costanza. 1206 01:32:14,760 --> 01:32:18,071 Costanza? Costanza... 7 Costanza! 1207 01:32:18,400 --> 01:32:20,471 Costanza, wake up! 1208 01:32:20,760 --> 01:32:22,956 Call an ambulance. 1209 01:32:23,080 --> 01:32:26,186 I was in the bathtub, and stepped on the soap. 1210 01:32:26,400 --> 01:32:29,347 I slipped and bumped my head. hard. 1211 01:32:30,920 --> 01:32:32,672 It hurts! It hurts bad. 1212 01:32:33,280 --> 01:32:35,476 I was close to death. 1213 01:32:35,640 --> 01:32:38,348 Because of you. I had a concussion. 1214 01:32:38,520 --> 01:32:39,794 You were careless. 1215 01:32:40,120 --> 01:32:43,636 No, Niccolo. I may be ignorant... 1216 01:32:43,840 --> 01:32:46,514 just a peasant gin, bull want you to listen to me. 1217 01:32:48,000 --> 01:32:51,721 These ideas and passions of yours are confusing. 1218 01:32:51,960 --> 01:32:54,793 To want me to be naked in from of everyone. 1219 01:32:55,480 --> 01:32:57,482 I did everything you wanted... 1220 01:32:57,640 --> 01:32:59,028 because I love you... 1221 01:32:59,320 --> 01:33:02,392 but now we must put a stop to all mis. 1222 01:33:02,920 --> 01:33:05,833 I have a little confession. Maybe it wasn't quite right... 1223 01:33:06,000 --> 01:33:08,355 bull took your diary and I read it. 1224 01:33:08,480 --> 01:33:11,871 I did it to learn about your thoughts, and feelings... 1225 01:33:12,080 --> 01:33:15,152 because, I tell you, Niccolo, I love you... 1226 01:33:15,360 --> 01:33:17,795 and I wony, for you and {or me. 1227 01:33:18,800 --> 01:33:21,508 I read the last page and I swear... 1228 01:33:22,840 --> 01:33:24,513 Shall I read it, Niccolo? 1229 01:33:25,800 --> 01:33:29,634 "I want this asshole conductor and the whole orchestra to see her naked." 1230 01:33:31,160 --> 01:33:33,709 'I will set it up for the premiere of 'Aida. " 1231 01:33:33,880 --> 01:33:36,668 "I will hire Costanza for me chorus..." 1232 01:33:37,000 --> 01:33:39,230 "... and ask her to fake a 'wardrobe malfunction'... ' 1233 01:33:39,440 --> 01:33:42,273 "... when she's on stage." 1234 01:33:43,520 --> 01:33:47,354 "Then she'll be naked in front of, maybe, twenty thousand people!' 1235 01:33:51,600 --> 01:33:55,355 Niccolo. I tell you, once again, I love you. 1236 01:33:56,040 --> 01:33:57,587 - I love you, too. - And... 1237 01:33:57,840 --> 01:33:59,990 me truth is, I am ashamed! 1238 01:34:00,200 --> 01:34:02,191 I'm an honest woman, I am... 1239 01:34:02,400 --> 01:34:05,347 - and I am ashamed. - I admit, I'm a little ashamed as well. 1240 01:34:07,880 --> 01:34:09,348 Do you want to know why? 1241 01:34:10,720 --> 01:34:12,631 It's because I am jealous of you. 1242 01:34:12,960 --> 01:34:16,794 It's your obsession that took over. It controlled you, dominated you, completely. 1243 01:34:17,080 --> 01:34:21,187 There are so many other pleasures in life. 1244 01:34:21,520 --> 01:34:22,988 And by playing along with your little games... 1245 01:34:23,280 --> 01:34:25,191 I risked my life, twice. 1246 01:34:25,520 --> 01:34:29,548 First suicide, and then later, when I slipped on the soap. 1247 01:34:30,440 --> 01:34:34,536 You're right. That's all true. I just never gave it any real thought. 1248 01:34:37,120 --> 01:34:40,795 And if I had died. would you have missed me? Would it have hurt? 1249 01:34:41,800 --> 01:34:42,790 Oh. my God! 1250 01:34:45,640 --> 01:34:47,916 Ask me if I love you. 1251 01:34:48,400 --> 01:34:51,313 - What do you mean? - Just ask me. 1252 01:34:52,240 --> 01:34:53,628 Do you love me'! 1253 01:34:54,560 --> 01:34:56,506 I love you very much. 1254 01:34:57,720 --> 01:34:59,347 You have no idea just how much I love you. 1255 01:34:59,680 --> 01:35:02,911 So, if you love me that much, my request: 1256 01:35:03,120 --> 01:35:06,715 Let's get back to sanity. Get rid of the camera... 1257 01:35:07,000 --> 01:35:10,197 the leotard, and the rest, and everything will be as before. 1258 01:35:11,000 --> 01:35:13,276 Okay, Costanza. We can go with that. I suppose. 1259 01:35:14,080 --> 01:35:16,629 And these photos... they'll be history now'! 1260 01:35:18,480 --> 01:35:21,632 I can't say I like it, but I suppose it's for the best. 1261 01:35:27,680 --> 01:35:28,875 Okay, Costanza. 1262 01:35:29,080 --> 01:35:32,106 If it's what you want, I'll do without it. 1263 01:35:32,280 --> 01:35:35,272 I'll miss it, but in the end it's nothing. Your happiness is more important to me. 1264 01:35:35,440 --> 01:35:38,751 As you wish, Costanza. My promise, to you. 1265 01:35:38,920 --> 01:35:41,594 I gave it up. It was effortless; basically, it does not cost me. 1266 01:35:42,640 --> 01:35:45,951 Blessed Virgin, why isn't he here yet? 1267 01:35:46,480 --> 01:35:50,189 I hope nothing happened to him. It's not like him to come home late. 1268 01:36:02,280 --> 01:36:04,510 - Do you know me? - No, why'! 1269 01:36:06,480 --> 01:36:09,233 You smiled, and I hoped that maybe you did. 1270 01:36:09,720 --> 01:36:11,154 I'm suddenly amnesiac. 1271 01:36:11,480 --> 01:36:13,630 I can't remember my name. 1272 01:36:14,280 --> 01:36:15,907 I must find someone who can tell me what my name is. 1273 01:36:18,480 --> 01:36:19,675 Frescobaldi! 1274 01:36:22,000 --> 01:36:22,990 No, no. 1275 01:36:25,680 --> 01:36:29,435 If I could just find someone I know. 1276 01:36:29,880 --> 01:36:32,190 Don't panic. Look carefully around you... 1277 01:36:32,320 --> 01:36:35,312 the streets, houses. Something familiar. Just find the street. 1278 01:36:35,520 --> 01:36:38,387 Don'! worry, it's just a little much of amnesia. 1279 01:36:39,760 --> 01:36:42,752 Excuse me, sir. I beg your pardon, but... 1280 01:36:42,960 --> 01:36:45,236 by any chance, do I live here? 1281 01:36:46,840 --> 01:36:48,990 Listen, wait, please! 1282 01:37:28,720 --> 01:37:31,746 Padovacci, Padovani, Padovetli... 1283 01:37:32,040 --> 01:37:35,146 Veochi Padre, Padre Missionari delta Sacra Famiglia... 1284 01:37:36,040 --> 01:37:38,873 Padula... No, none of those. 1285 01:37:39,120 --> 01:37:40,428 Niccolo! 1286 01:37:42,920 --> 01:37:45,764 That's it! Fuck! Niccolo! Niccolo Vivaldi! 1287 01:37:45,840 --> 01:37:48,093 I had on the lip of the tongue. 1288 01:37:51,440 --> 01:37:55,070 What happened to you? I didn't sleep a wink! 1289 01:37:55,240 --> 01:37:57,470 I called the hospital, the police... 1290 01:37:58,160 --> 01:38:01,994 Amnesia, Costanza, I forgot the name and address. 1291 01:38:02,840 --> 01:38:04,069 Whose? 1292 01:38:04,280 --> 01:38:06,840 Mine, of course! But don't worry. I'll get better. 1293 01:38:07,040 --> 01:38:08,747 I just need some sleep. 1294 01:38:08,880 --> 01:38:12,714 Tomorrow is rehearsal, and after that is the premiere of 'Aida. " 1295 01:39:02,080 --> 01:39:05,277 Wow! Is that... there... could it be? 1296 01:39:06,400 --> 01:39:07,390 Yes. 1297 01:39:11,760 --> 01:39:12,909 She's a smasher! 1298 01:39:14,760 --> 01:39:17,274 Ah! Tits that are big and yet don't lose their place! 1299 01:39:17,840 --> 01:39:20,616 Cosianzal I didn't ask her to do this. 1300 01:39:20,880 --> 01:39:23,679 She did it on her own. For me. My dear Costanza. 1301 01:40:27,240 --> 01:40:28,389 Keep playing! Like nothing's happened! 1302 01:40:35,520 --> 01:40:38,638 Shhl Let's just be silent, like we don't notice it. 1303 01:40:40,360 --> 01:40:41,873 Wait, not yet! 1304 01:40:48,360 --> 01:40:49,509 Wait a little! 1305 01:40:59,040 --> 01:41:00,235 The contrabassoon! 1306 01:41:02,200 --> 01:41:05,750 Turn around! Back, back! 1307 01:41:06,280 --> 01:41:08,226 Show them your back! 1308 01:41:10,920 --> 01:41:12,422 She is beautiful! Beautiful! 1309 01:41:13,320 --> 01:41:15,675 That's my wife, everybody! 1310 01:41:15,880 --> 01:41:17,905 That's my wife! My wife! 1311 01:41:18,160 --> 01:41:20,788 It is a symphony, a celestial organ! 1312 01:41:20,880 --> 01:41:22,018 Band of rednecks! 1313 01:41:22,320 --> 01:41:23,902 Macaques! 1314 01:41:24,320 --> 01:41:27,130 Fags! Powerless! 1315 01:41:47,640 --> 01:41:51,713 I gathered all the elements here in this modest essay. 1316 01:41:52,240 --> 01:41:54,356 I have not tried to profit from it... 1317 01:41:54,520 --> 01:41:57,069 but it turns out that his case corroborates my work. 1318 01:41:57,240 --> 01:41:58,867 Now everything is clear. 1319 01:41:59,000 --> 01:42:02,516 With the help of psychoanalysis. all this starts to make sense. 1320 01:42:02,680 --> 01:42:05,069 Some people are just more sensitive... 1321 01:42:05,560 --> 01:42:06,630 than others. 1322 01:42:07,040 --> 01:42:08,553 Society has a hard time accepting them... 1323 01:42:08,760 --> 01:42:11,309 as they are, that's all. Come, come. 1324 01:42:12,480 --> 01:42:14,915 It is serene here. He is happy. 1325 01:42:15,120 --> 01:42:17,475 You'll see for yourself. He's in the garden. 1326 01:42:17,760 --> 01:42:20,309 Go ahead. He's talking about you. 1327 01:42:30,960 --> 01:42:32,507 Look, here is Case No. 12. 1328 01:42:32,720 --> 01:42:33,869 We are friends. 1329 01:42:34,040 --> 01:42:35,235 Sit down. 1330 01:42:37,400 --> 01:42:39,471 Your husband and I are friends. 1331 01:42:39,800 --> 01:42:42,076 Go ahead, Oh ye of little faith! 1332 01:42:48,040 --> 01:42:50,668 - What are you doing? He's crazy? - Yes, ma'am. 1333 01:42:51,720 --> 01:42:54,075 Costanza, I told him to do that. 1334 01:42:56,160 --> 01:42:57,946 Did I or didn't I? 1335 01:42:58,160 --> 01:43:00,674 Yes, it's true. You're absolutely right. 1336 01:43:01,440 --> 01:43:04,068 These are truly exceptional tits. 1337 01:43:04,400 --> 01:43:07,267 Damn! Even she has two... 1338 01:43:07,600 --> 01:43:10,956 Of course. Now you believe me? 1339 01:43:11,160 --> 01:43:13,310 Yes. I admit it. You were right. 1340 01:43:13,640 --> 01:43:17,668 You're a lucky man. She is voluptuous. 1341 01:43:18,720 --> 01:43:20,836 Well, Niccolo, I'll say goodbye. 1342 01:43:21,920 --> 01:43:24,059 Please, hold on a moment! You say here. 1343 01:43:25,240 --> 01:43:27,026 You will come back, right? 1344 01:43:27,360 --> 01:43:28,873 Niccolo! What about me'! 1345 01:43:29,200 --> 01:43:30,952 You, next week. 1346 01:43:38,120 --> 01:43:40,669 Goodbye, Niccolo. See you next week. 1347 01:43:41,240 --> 01:43:43,766 I'll count on you. The other guy needs to touch you, too. 1348 01:43:44,640 --> 01:43:47,109 Because now may believe me. 1349 01:43:48,880 --> 01:43:49,950 Goodbye. 1350 01:43:59,720 --> 01:44:01,711 Okay, start writing. 1351 01:44:04,360 --> 01:44:07,557 'I attest and certify... ' 1352 01:44:08,080 --> 01:44:11,835 "... that Niccolo Vivaldi's wife... ' 1353 01:44:12,680 --> 01:44:15,877 "... has the firmest, most beautiful " 1354 01:44:16,680 --> 01:44:18,148 "... I have ever seen... or touched... ' 1355 01:44:18,520 --> 01:44:21,034 "... as I have personally probed them for myself " 1356 01:44:40,880 --> 01:44:43,713 The love song of the male blackbird in the woods. 105308