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Everybody.
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Hello, can I have
your attention please?
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Since it's Valentine's Day,
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there's something
that I wanted to say.
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I love the women
of this office.
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Pam,
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I love you.
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[kisses]
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Michael's got a few tricks
for Valentine's Day.
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He found a place
where you can get
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12 plastic roses for $10
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and he's got a great line:
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"Me so thorny."
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I love you, Phyllis.
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[kisses] Milady.
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I love you, Angela.
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[kisses]
Yes, even you.
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I love you, Kelly.
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[kisses]
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I love you, Meredith.
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This is all platonically,
of course.
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And I have one more.
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And this one goes to...
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to me
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because I'm heading to New York
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and I need some good karma.
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Yeah, but roses
don't give you good karma.
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Roses are symbols of death.
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You know what? Just--okay.
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- There you go, smart guy.
- No, ah!
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Whoa, okay! Problem solved.
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I love ladies.
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Always have.
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And you know what I think
is the most attractive part
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of a woman's body?
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The brains.
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Because I don't think
a woman is beautiful
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unless she is smart.
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And also, the brains
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are where ladies get their best
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nasty ideas for bedroom stuff.
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[soft piano music]
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{\an8}♪ ♪
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I really like Valentine's Day
in this office.
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It's kinda like grade school.
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Everybody gives out
little presents and stuff.
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Like last year,
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Jim gave me this card
with Dwight's head on it.
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It was horrifying and funny.
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Phyllis.
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You just sign here.
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Roy and I are saving
for the wedding,
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so I made him promise
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not to get me anything too big.
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"Happy Valentine's Day, darling.
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Love Bob Vance,
Vance Refrigeration."
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Isn't he sweet?
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- Yeah.
- Wow.
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All right, Dwight.
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As you know, I'm heading
to New York today
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doing a presentation
on the branch
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to the new CFO.
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And you want me
to come with you.
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No. The opposite of that.
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I will stay here
and run things on this end.
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Very good.
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Question:
will you be seeing Jan
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when you're in New York?
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I probably will.
Why do you ask?
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Well, it's Valentine's Day.
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And you guys, you know...
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Yeah.
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Screwed.
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What is your problem?
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This is a business trip.
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I would have to be
a raving lunatic
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to try to talk to Jan
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about what happened between us.
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Her words, not mine.
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She sent me an e-mail
this morning.
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But it is Valentine's Day.
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It's New York,
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city of love.
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Hey, Pam, you heart NY, right?
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You want me
to pick you up anything?
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- That's okay.
- All right.
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The best present would be
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you do a good job
in front of the new CFO.
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Dude, I'm gonna nail it.
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Me in New York?
Oh, I own that city.
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Fo'get abou' it!
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See ya!
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[door closes]
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It's mafia slang
for "forget about it."
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So I broke up with Katy and
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haven't been dating
anybody else.
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So this year,
I don't have to worry
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about Valentine's Day.
It's gonna be good.
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I invited a couple
friends over.
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We're gonna play some cards.
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And I'll end up
winning a lot of money
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because they're idiots.
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It's gonna be great.
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Well, here we go.
On our way to New York.
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New York, New York.
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The city so nice,
they named it twice.
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Manhattan is the other name.
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What's this?
What is this?
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I don't know.
It's on your desk.
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But who put it here
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and for what purpose?
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It was there
when I sat down.
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"Happy Valentine's Day."
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It's me.
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I'm the bobble-head.
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Yes!
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Ah!
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Yeah.
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The meeting
isn't till 3:00.
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But I always like to come
to New York
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a little bit early
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and hit some
of my favorite haunts.
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Like right here is my favorite
New York pizza joint.
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And I'm gonna go get me
a New York slice.
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Hey, Kelly.
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- What's up?
- Nothing.
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Oh. Except, oh my God, Jim.
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Last night, Ryan and I
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totally finally hooked up.
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- It was awesome.
- Oh, that's great.
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- I'm really happy for you.
- I know.
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And it was so funny.
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'Cause we were at this bar
with his friends.
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And I was sitting
next to him the whole night.
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And he wasn't making a move.
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So in my head, I was like,
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Ryan, what's taking you
so long?
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And then he kissed me.
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And I didn't know what to say.
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- Wow.
- So I said,
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"Ryan, what took you so long?"
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I mean, I just said it to him.
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Can you believe that?
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- Wow.
- Oh my God, Jim.
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Is that embarrassing?
I'm embarrassed.
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No, don't be.
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Oh, thank God.
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Because I was nervous, Jim.
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You will not believe.
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- I bet.
- I was so nervous.
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But now--
now I have a boyfriend.
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- All right.
- [giggles]
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I hooked up with her
on February 13th.
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Here it is.
Heart of New York City.
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Times Square.
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Named for the good times
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you have when you're in it.
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Most people,
when they come to New York,
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they go straight
to the Empire State Building.
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That's very touristy.
I come here.
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Great places to eat.
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We have Bubba Gump Shrimp,
Red Lobster down there.
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You know.
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This is--this is the heart
of civilization right here.
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That's a lotta noodles.
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How much sodium
do you think is in that cup?
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This place used to be full
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of hookers and porn shops
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and it's not that way anymore.
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This is where
it's all happening.
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We got TGI Friday's.
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I'm in the picture!
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Sometimes I just
jump into people's pictures.
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A lot of people
have their picture taken.
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It's kind of
a New Yorker thing.
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You jump in on
a tourist picture
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and kinda ruin it.
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The ball on New Year's falls...
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from... one of these buildings.
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There's an old building.
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That one hasn't been
torn down yet
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but they will.
They'll get to it.
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Oh, look at that. That's cool.
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Reese's and Hershey's.
Look at--
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The top of the building
has Hershey kisses on it.
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You don't find that
in Scranton.
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Maybe Hershey, Pennsylvania,
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but not Scranton, Pennsylvania.
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There's an energy
to New York that you just feel.
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Um, everybody--don't get hit.
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Everybody is kind of together
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and everybody hates each other
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but loves each other
at the same time.
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Planet Hollywood
right over here.
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"TRL."
Love to go there sometime.
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And check out
some of these billboards.
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You know, they've really
cleaned up their act
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around here.
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You got your
Shakira poster there.
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Little porn still left.
Not so much.
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Ah, screw off!
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[laughs]
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People just yell at each other
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in New York and it's great.
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And you can smell it.
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Even in the cold,
it kinda smells like
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chilled urine.
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Happy Valentine's Day, Meredith.
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Thanks.
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Okay, you take it easy, Ace.
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Here you go, Creed.
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Hey, thanks, Ace.
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I'm not good with names.
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[keyboard clacking]
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Got big Valentine's Day
plans, Kev?
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Not really.
My fiancée's out of town.
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Where is she?
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I'm not sure. Arizona?
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Sometimes she doesn't tell me.
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Cool.
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Whoa.
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[chuckles]
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Thanks.
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Oh.
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Guess what?
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- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
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Oh, they're from Bob again.
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That's great.
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Everybody takes the subway
in New York.
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It's fast, it's efficient,
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gets you there on time.
It's a way to--
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okay, there's a guy pooping
in a cardboard box down there.
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This is the world-famous
Rockefeller Center.
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Founded, of course,
by Theodore Rockefeller.
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This is a skating rink.
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And I think the Rangers
practice there sometimes.
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And it's--that's Tina Fey.
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That's Tina Fey
from "Saturday Night Live."
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Ahem, hello. Hello.
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Hi. Oh, I'm s--
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I'm sorry.
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I thought you were--okay.
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[chuckles] I thought that was--
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she looked like--
she looked a lot like Tina Fey.
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Hello. Hello.
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I thought that was Tina Fey,
but it wasn't, so.
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Are you serious?
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He was here? When?
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When I was talking
to the fake Tina Fey?
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Come on! No, are you s--
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Hello, Angela. Did you hear?
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Somebody totally
rocked the house
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and got me the best present
I've ever gotten.
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Really?
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I wouldn't know
anything about that.
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- But I'm glad you enjoyed it.
- Oh, I did.
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I did.
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I didn't get anything
for Valentine's Day.
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Oh, I bet you will
before the day is over.
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Really?
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Well, I hope I do.
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I would love to live
in New York someday.
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It's a big dream of mine.
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Work at corporate with Jan.
Be awesome.
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Go to Broadway shows,
eat hot dogs.
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Scranton is great but
267
00:11:19,054 --> 00:11:23,141
New York is like
Scranton on acid.
268
00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:25,935
No, on speed. Nah.
269
00:11:25,977 --> 00:11:27,979
On steroids.
270
00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:31,900
Okay. Um, I think...
271
00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:33,777
that's either
the Hudson or the East.
272
00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:37,364
So we're back--
should be back this way.
273
00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:41,826
There is a lot of pressure
on me right now.
274
00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:44,537
It's like Michael Jordan
in the NBA finals
275
00:11:44,579 --> 00:11:47,499
or like Stormin'
Norman Schwarzkopf.
276
00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,709
And this presentation
is Desert Storm.
277
00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:51,836
And as soon as it's over,
278
00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:55,173
we will not have to deal
with those Iraqis anymore.
279
00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:56,841
Let's do it.
280
00:12:00,595 --> 00:12:01,888
Nah, that's all right.
281
00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:03,056
Spend money on her
instead of giving it to us.
282
00:12:03,098 --> 00:12:04,307
That's fine.
283
00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:06,976
No, I didn't even have
a seat for you anyway.
284
00:12:07,018 --> 00:12:09,688
Yeah. [laughs]
285
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:10,980
All right, man.
286
00:12:11,022 --> 00:12:12,982
Okay, have a good night. Bye.
287
00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:21,241
[footsteps approaching]
288
00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:23,326
Whoa, whoa.
289
00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:24,369
Phyllis Lapin?
290
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:25,370
Holy God.
291
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:26,663
It's from Bob.
292
00:12:26,705 --> 00:12:28,665
Man, that thing's
bigger than I am.
293
00:12:28,707 --> 00:12:29,749
No, it's not.
294
00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:30,959
- Oh, zip it.
- Wow.
295
00:12:31,001 --> 00:12:32,377
Look at that.
296
00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:33,461
When is this gonna end?
297
00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:35,964
Hey, don't get mad at me.
298
00:12:36,006 --> 00:12:37,298
You're getting married.
You don't have to worry
299
00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:38,717
about this stuff anymore.
300
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,301
Yeah, thank God for that.
301
00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:42,929
I'm gonna go call Bob.
302
00:12:42,971 --> 00:12:45,140
So what are you doing
for Valentine's Day?
303
00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:49,144
I'm gonna spend it
with my fiancé.
304
00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:50,395
What are you guys doing?
305
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:51,980
Probably go grab dinner
with my girlfriend.
306
00:12:52,022 --> 00:12:53,523
He's gonna be pulling his plug
watching Skinemax.
307
00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:55,150
- [sneers]
- [chuckles]
308
00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:56,735
Nice.
309
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,611
Okay, okay, that's enough.
310
00:12:58,653 --> 00:13:01,239
- Hey.
- Come on, break this up.
311
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,784
Yes. Sure.
312
00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:06,661
Mr. Scott, you can
head to the conference room.
313
00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:08,121
The other managers
are already there.
314
00:13:08,163 --> 00:13:10,331
Great.
315
00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:12,625
- Thank you.
- Sure.
316
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:17,255
[impact]
317
00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:21,217
There they are.
What's up?
318
00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:22,427
- Hey.
- Hey, hey.
319
00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:23,970
- Michael Scott.
- Josh Porter.
320
00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:25,263
High five.
321
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:27,807
Bam.
322
00:13:27,849 --> 00:13:29,225
You know Dan Gordon
from Buffalo.
323
00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:30,268
Yeah, how you doing?
324
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:31,686
Nobody needs
to introduce this guy.
325
00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:33,104
Craigers. Oh.
326
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,689
- What's up, buddy?
- You have been kicked out
327
00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,649
of every strip club in Albany,
is that true?
328
00:13:36,691 --> 00:13:38,485
- Guilty. Yeah.
- [chuckles]
329
00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:39,903
So what's going on?
What'd I miss?
330
00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:40,987
Not much.
They're, uh,
331
00:13:41,029 --> 00:13:42,155
I guess running late upstairs.
332
00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:43,365
So we're just
333
00:13:43,406 --> 00:13:44,532
waiting for the presentations.
334
00:13:44,574 --> 00:13:46,493
Cool. Good, good, good.
335
00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:50,288
Give us some time
to catch up and...
336
00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:02,717
[whispering]
Pam, hi. How you doing? Good.
337
00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:06,012
Listen, uh,
may I speak with you...
338
00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:07,305
privately?
339
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:08,765
You can't fire me, Dwight,
340
00:14:08,807 --> 00:14:12,060
- just 'cause Michael's not here.
- No, Pam, just, um--
341
00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:14,979
Just--please--
342
00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:16,189
You need to get something
343
00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:18,983
- for your girlfriend?
- Girlfriend. Yes.
344
00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:20,360
And the reason I didn't
get anything
345
00:14:20,402 --> 00:14:21,695
for this particular person--
346
00:14:21,736 --> 00:14:23,613
who shall remain nameless--
347
00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:25,824
is that she's not really
the kind of person
348
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,535
you'd think would be
into Valentine's Day.
349
00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:30,161
She's kind of...
350
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:31,329
Tightly wound?
351
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:35,041
Exactly.
352
00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:36,418
Okay, well,
353
00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:38,837
sometimes the gift
is really about the gesture.
354
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,715
You know, like what it means
instead of what it is.
355
00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:43,508
You mean...
356
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:46,052
like a ham?
357
00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:47,387
No.
358
00:14:47,429 --> 00:14:49,723
Not like a ham.
359
00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:51,599
It's about doing something
360
00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:52,934
so that the person knows
361
00:14:52,976 --> 00:14:55,020
- that you really care about her.
- Okay, I get it.
362
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:56,229
- That's great.
- That you remember her.
363
00:14:56,271 --> 00:14:57,731
Okay, shut up.
I know exactly what to do.
364
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:06,364
How do you spell "animalian"?
365
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:08,074
- "Animalian."
- Yes.
366
00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:09,909
- Why?
- None of your business.
367
00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:11,619
I'm writing something.
368
00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:12,746
You're writing something.
369
00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:15,331
Forget it.
I'll look it up myself.
370
00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:16,791
No, you know what?
371
00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:18,460
- You do it.
- No, not gonna do that.
372
00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:19,919
Uh, yes. I'm in charge.
373
00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:21,254
You have to. Look it up.
374
00:15:21,296 --> 00:15:23,757
- But I know how to spell it.
- So tell me.
375
00:15:23,798 --> 00:15:24,758
Only if you tell me
what you're "writing."
376
00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:27,052
Oh, forget it. I'll do it.
377
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:28,636
But you're getting written up.
378
00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:30,013
So now you're writing
two things?
379
00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:36,102
How about you, Craig?
Did you lose anyone?
380
00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:37,395
Oh, man.
381
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:38,646
Jan called me in September.
382
00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:40,106
And she's like
"you gotta fire four people."
383
00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:43,109
And I was just like,
"what?" You know.
384
00:15:44,486 --> 00:15:45,820
- Did you?
- No.
385
00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:48,281
I just ignored her.
She's the worst.
386
00:15:48,323 --> 00:15:49,657
Well, she is our boss.
387
00:15:49,699 --> 00:15:50,909
She ain't my boss, dude.
388
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:51,910
I don't work for that bitch.
389
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,620
Hey, ca--ca--come on.
390
00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:55,330
You know, that's not--
just cool it.
391
00:15:55,372 --> 00:15:56,456
What, you like Jan?
392
00:15:56,498 --> 00:15:57,665
How can you like Jan?
393
00:15:57,707 --> 00:16:00,794
Maybe because
she's my girlfriend.
394
00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:05,298
Was or not my girlfriend.
395
00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:06,299
We hooked up and--
396
00:16:06,341 --> 00:16:07,759
You hooked up with Jan?
397
00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:10,136
That was just,
you know, it was months ago.
398
00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:12,347
It was just once.
God, it's just stupid.
399
00:16:12,389 --> 00:16:14,808
Just--just forget it.
400
00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:15,725
Yeah, let's change
the subject.
401
00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:16,893
Yeah, yeah.
402
00:16:19,854 --> 00:16:20,980
I don't know
what he's thinking,
403
00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:22,440
but I would just be so psyched
404
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:23,817
if we just dated forever.
405
00:16:23,858 --> 00:16:26,403
Well, take it slow.
406
00:16:26,444 --> 00:16:29,030
'Cause it seems like
a lot of the time,
407
00:16:29,072 --> 00:16:31,282
things like that need to--
408
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,120
Soda.
409
00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:36,996
Cool.
410
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,751
Hey, so do you wanna
411
00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:43,670
do something tonight, or?
412
00:16:43,712 --> 00:16:46,047
Oh, no,
not while I'm here.
413
00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:47,716
I mean, I know that
it's Valentine's Day
414
00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:49,759
or whatever, but there's
totally no pressure
415
00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:52,095
at all of any kind
whatsoever, so.
416
00:16:52,137 --> 00:16:54,973
I can't tonight.
I have plans with my friends.
417
00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:57,142
Okay. That's cool.
418
00:16:57,183 --> 00:17:00,270
- I completely understand.
- Okay. Cool.
419
00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:01,479
Okay.
420
00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:24,044
Sorry we're late, everyone.
421
00:17:24,085 --> 00:17:26,546
This is our new CFO,
David Wallace.
422
00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:27,714
- Gentlemen.
- Hello.
423
00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:29,132
- Dan Gore, Buffalo.
- Dan.
424
00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:30,717
- Craig Brennan, Albany.
- Craig.
425
00:17:30,759 --> 00:17:32,594
Josh Porter, Stanford.
426
00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:33,595
- David.
- Nice to meet you.
427
00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:34,763
And Michael Scott, Scranton.
428
00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:36,598
- Nice to meet you.
- Ditto.
429
00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:37,724
How are you, Jan?
430
00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:39,684
Fine, Michael. Thank you.
431
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:41,895
Okay.
So we are in the process
432
00:17:41,936 --> 00:17:43,021
of doing a complete review
433
00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:44,981
of the company's
financial strength.
434
00:17:45,023 --> 00:17:46,316
All I'd like to do today
is to hear your--
435
00:17:46,358 --> 00:17:48,234
Nervous?
No, I'm not--not nervous.
436
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:49,444
Well, I mean,
I guess I'd be lying
437
00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:51,029
if I didn't say
I was a little nervous.
438
00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:53,698
Um, the new CFO
is judging me on this, too.
439
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:57,452
And, well, it is Michael, so--
440
00:17:57,494 --> 00:17:59,037
yeah, I'm very nervous.
441
00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:01,081
So with the 12
new local accounts,
442
00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:04,084
we had a total
of 4% organic growth,
443
00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:06,753
which was just above
our pre-year targets.
444
00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:09,255
- Thanks very much.
- Thank you.
445
00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:11,091
Okay, Michael.
446
00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:17,055
[clears throat]
447
00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:19,099
What is a business?
448
00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:21,935
Is it a collection of numbers
449
00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:24,229
and sales reports? Sure.
450
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:25,605
But as you know,
451
00:18:25,647 --> 00:18:27,399
David and Jan,
452
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,235
it is much more.
453
00:18:31,194 --> 00:18:34,280
[U2's "With Or Without You"]
454
00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:41,287
♪ ♪
455
00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:51,381
Life moves a little slower
in Scranton, Pennsylvania.
456
00:18:51,423 --> 00:18:53,633
And that's the way we like it.
457
00:18:53,675 --> 00:18:56,302
'Cause at Dunder Mifflin, Scranton,
458
00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:58,972
we're not just
in the paper business,
459
00:18:59,014 --> 00:19:01,933
we're in the people business.
460
00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:03,309
Let's meet some of the folks
461
00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:06,938
who make the Scranton branch
so special.
462
00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:09,149
This is Stanley Hudson,
463
00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:11,609
one of our talented salesmen.
464
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:14,195
An African-American
father of two,
465
00:19:14,237 --> 00:19:15,905
Stanley's dedication
466
00:19:15,947 --> 00:19:17,449
is no doubt
one of the hallmarks
467
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,159
of the foundation
of the business
468
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:22,787
we're hoping to build
our basis on.
469
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,914
Yeah, I shot a bunch
of footage around the office,
470
00:19:24,956 --> 00:19:27,625
edited it together on my Mac.
471
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,961
Was thinking about
entering it in some festivals.
472
00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:31,046
Probably won't.
473
00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:33,631
You know,
not what this is about.
474
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:36,676
And finally, Pam Beesly.
475
00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:39,095
Look at her. Look how cute.
476
00:19:39,137 --> 00:19:41,681
Not bad at all.
477
00:19:41,723 --> 00:19:42,974
As the receptionist,
478
00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:46,978
Pam is truly the gateway
to our world.
479
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:49,356
Well, I hope this gave ya
480
00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:51,566
a little taste
of what life is like
481
00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:53,651
here at Dunder Mifflin, Scranton.
482
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:56,780
What it's like to walk
a mile in Oscar's shoes.
483
00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:59,324
Or try on Phyllis' pants.
484
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:00,867
Next time you're in town,
485
00:20:00,909 --> 00:20:02,160
give us a call.
486
00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:03,536
Stop on by.
487
00:20:03,578 --> 00:20:05,872
I'm sure you'll be greeted
by a big smile
488
00:20:05,914 --> 00:20:07,499
and a "How you doing, pal?"
489
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:10,502
Maybe even one of Angela's
famous brownies.
490
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:15,423
And you'll know
that you're home.
491
00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:22,263
♪ ♪
492
00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:24,683
Great Scott!
493
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:28,061
Questions.
494
00:20:31,523 --> 00:20:33,942
Wow.
495
00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:35,193
Okay.
496
00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:36,778
Okay, thank you, Michael.
That was great.
497
00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:38,029
Yes, thank you.
498
00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:39,197
But for right now,
499
00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:40,115
what I'd really
like to know about
500
00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:42,534
is the branch's performance.
501
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:46,079
So do you have
that information as well?
502
00:20:46,121 --> 00:20:49,624
Yes, absolutely, David.
503
00:20:49,666 --> 00:20:52,585
Get that for you. I, um--
504
00:20:58,550 --> 00:21:00,635
[sighs]
505
00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:02,762
How many times
are you gonna do that?
506
00:21:02,804 --> 00:21:04,556
As many times as it takes
until I get it right.
507
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,641
Oh, so infinity times.
508
00:21:06,683 --> 00:21:08,101
Look.
509
00:21:08,143 --> 00:21:09,477
You may not
understand this stuff,
510
00:21:09,519 --> 00:21:11,104
but sometimes
you need to make a gesture
511
00:21:11,146 --> 00:21:13,064
to somebody that you love.
512
00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:14,482
Oh, you're in love.
513
00:21:14,524 --> 00:21:16,359
That's fantastic.
514
00:21:16,401 --> 00:21:19,154
Which Powerpuff Girl is it?
515
00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:20,613
You know what?
516
00:21:20,655 --> 00:21:26,286
At least I have someone
to send a Valentine's to.
517
00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:27,662
Dwight lives on a beet farm
518
00:21:27,704 --> 00:21:31,041
and he practices karate
at the fourth grade level.
519
00:21:31,082 --> 00:21:32,959
And he apparently
has a girlfriend.
520
00:21:33,001 --> 00:21:34,753
So.
521
00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:37,589
I guess there really
is someone for everybody.
522
00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:40,216
[phone ringing]
523
00:21:40,258 --> 00:21:43,011
Hi, this is Kevin.
524
00:21:43,053 --> 00:21:46,264
Stacey?
525
00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:49,142
Happy Valentine's Day.
526
00:21:49,184 --> 00:21:51,853
Yeah.
527
00:21:51,895 --> 00:21:54,105
Oh, awesome.
528
00:21:54,147 --> 00:21:55,315
Okay.
529
00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:58,443
Yeah, I'll be leaving
here soon.
530
00:21:58,485 --> 00:22:01,029
Cool.
531
00:22:01,071 --> 00:22:03,740
I love you, too.
532
00:22:03,782 --> 00:22:06,451
Kay, bye.
533
00:22:06,493 --> 00:22:09,704
- Stacey's back.
- That's great, man.
534
00:22:14,584 --> 00:22:15,502
[door opens]
535
00:22:22,092 --> 00:22:25,011
- Can you sign?
- Yeah.
536
00:22:25,053 --> 00:22:26,638
Happy Valentine's Day.
537
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:28,515
Sure.
538
00:22:29,766 --> 00:22:31,059
Oscar.
539
00:22:31,101 --> 00:22:32,143
Nothing for me?
540
00:22:32,185 --> 00:22:34,354
Join the club.
541
00:22:37,065 --> 00:22:38,566
Who's it from?
542
00:22:38,608 --> 00:22:40,151
My mom.
543
00:22:51,663 --> 00:22:55,917
It's frustrating 'cause
we'd be so perfect together.
544
00:22:55,959 --> 00:22:57,127
You know what?
545
00:22:57,168 --> 00:22:58,211
Here's the deal, Kelly.
546
00:22:58,253 --> 00:22:59,546
It would be really nice
547
00:22:59,587 --> 00:23:02,173
if he was into you, right?
It would be great.
548
00:23:02,215 --> 00:23:03,925
But he isn't.
549
00:23:03,967 --> 00:23:05,093
Yeah, but it would be
so great if he was.
550
00:23:05,135 --> 00:23:07,053
Well, he's not though.
551
00:23:07,095 --> 00:23:08,346
So you just gotta suck it up.
552
00:23:08,388 --> 00:23:11,307
You just gotta move on.
Try to have some fun.
553
00:23:11,349 --> 00:23:13,268
Come to my poker game tonight.
554
00:23:13,309 --> 00:23:15,270
Okay, cool.
555
00:23:15,311 --> 00:23:17,188
Is it okay if I invite Ryan?
556
00:23:24,612 --> 00:23:26,948
And that about does it.
Thank you.
557
00:23:26,990 --> 00:23:28,658
Okay.
558
00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:30,493
Craig.
559
00:23:30,535 --> 00:23:32,787
Yeah, here's the deal.
[clears throat]
560
00:23:32,829 --> 00:23:35,123
I did not understand that
this was supposed to be
561
00:23:35,165 --> 00:23:39,169
a full on, like,
report or whatnot.
562
00:23:39,210 --> 00:23:41,171
I'm sorry. What did you think
563
00:23:41,212 --> 00:23:43,548
"financial presentation" meant?
564
00:23:43,590 --> 00:23:45,592
I was under the impression
this was more of, like,
565
00:23:45,633 --> 00:23:48,345
a meet-and-greet type deal.
566
00:23:48,386 --> 00:23:51,014
So, does that mean
that you don't have
567
00:23:51,056 --> 00:23:52,182
the numbers on your branch?
568
00:23:52,223 --> 00:23:54,059
That is correct. Yes.
569
00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:57,187
Craig, you realize that
we are trying to decide
570
00:23:57,228 --> 00:23:59,272
whether drastic steps
need to be taken.
571
00:23:59,314 --> 00:24:00,815
Look, I'm sorry.
I didn't know.
572
00:24:00,857 --> 00:24:03,068
Well, the point is that
this doesn't exactly
573
00:24:03,109 --> 00:24:04,235
bode well for your branch.
574
00:24:04,277 --> 00:24:05,695
Oh, man. You know what?
575
00:24:05,737 --> 00:24:07,655
Michael made that stupid movie.
576
00:24:07,697 --> 00:24:09,324
He doesn't get in any trouble.
577
00:24:09,366 --> 00:24:11,242
Maybe I should've
slept with you too.
578
00:24:17,123 --> 00:24:18,416
- Okay, okay.
- No, no, no.
579
00:24:18,458 --> 00:24:20,960
- All right, this--
- I'm not--I just--
580
00:24:21,002 --> 00:24:23,505
I just don't know what
to do anymore, Michael.
581
00:24:23,546 --> 00:24:25,632
I mean, I'm probably
gonna get fired.
582
00:24:25,674 --> 00:24:27,467
- No, you're not.
- Yeah, I-I-I--
583
00:24:27,509 --> 00:24:30,053
Michael, the CFO thinks
that we slept together.
584
00:24:30,095 --> 00:24:32,847
Don't you understand?
People get fired for much less.
585
00:24:32,889 --> 00:24:34,849
And I just can't believe
586
00:24:34,891 --> 00:24:36,685
that you told everybody.
587
00:24:36,726 --> 00:24:38,687
And we didn't even
sleep together.
588
00:24:38,728 --> 00:24:41,606
Technically,
we fell asleep in the same bed.
589
00:24:41,648 --> 00:24:43,191
Oh, God.
590
00:24:43,233 --> 00:24:44,734
Michael, it was months ago.
591
00:24:44,776 --> 00:24:45,985
It was once.
592
00:24:46,027 --> 00:24:49,072
It's over.
593
00:24:49,114 --> 00:24:50,699
Do you understand?
594
00:24:52,367 --> 00:24:54,077
Yes.
595
00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:56,746
I'm sorry.
596
00:24:56,788 --> 00:24:58,164
I'll fix this.
597
00:24:58,206 --> 00:24:59,791
I'll talk to him.
598
00:24:59,833 --> 00:25:01,793
I'll talk to David.
599
00:25:01,835 --> 00:25:04,212
Surely,
you cannot be serious.
600
00:25:04,254 --> 00:25:05,922
I am serious,
601
00:25:05,964 --> 00:25:07,298
and don't call me Shirley.
602
00:25:07,340 --> 00:25:10,260
"Airplane."
603
00:25:17,517 --> 00:25:20,020
Women are like wolves.
604
00:25:20,061 --> 00:25:23,231
If you want a wolf,
you have to trap it.
605
00:25:23,273 --> 00:25:25,567
You have to snare it.
606
00:25:25,608 --> 00:25:27,235
And then you have to tame it.
607
00:25:27,277 --> 00:25:28,236
Keep it happy.
608
00:25:28,278 --> 00:25:29,904
Care for it. Feed it.
609
00:25:29,946 --> 00:25:33,700
Lovingly, the way an animal
deserves to be loved.
610
00:25:35,285 --> 00:25:38,413
And my animal deserves
a lot of loving.
611
00:25:42,417 --> 00:25:44,419
- Hey, babe.
- Hey.
612
00:25:44,461 --> 00:25:45,920
You, uh,
almost ready to go?
613
00:25:45,962 --> 00:25:48,089
I guess, yeah.
614
00:25:48,131 --> 00:25:49,632
- What's wrong?
- Nothing.
615
00:25:49,674 --> 00:25:51,384
It's just that I had
to sit here all day
616
00:25:51,426 --> 00:25:52,969
while Phyllis got,
like, an entire garden
617
00:25:53,011 --> 00:25:54,596
delivered to her.
618
00:25:54,637 --> 00:25:56,890
What, you're mad
at me?
619
00:25:56,931 --> 00:25:59,017
I mean, I know
that we said no big gifts,
620
00:25:59,059 --> 00:26:00,935
but I was kind of hoping
you'd get me something
621
00:26:00,977 --> 00:26:02,312
for Valentine's Day.
622
00:26:02,354 --> 00:26:04,981
Well, Valentine's Day
isn't over.
623
00:26:05,023 --> 00:26:05,982
Let's get you home,
624
00:26:06,024 --> 00:26:07,025
and you are gonna get
625
00:26:07,067 --> 00:26:08,568
the best sex of your life.
626
00:26:12,030 --> 00:26:15,116
He's very...
627
00:26:15,158 --> 00:26:16,868
romantic.
628
00:26:16,910 --> 00:26:18,745
You understand this is
a very serious situation.
629
00:26:18,787 --> 00:26:20,914
No, no, no.
Yes, I--okay, well--
630
00:26:20,955 --> 00:26:22,415
all right, here's the deal.
This is my fault.
631
00:26:22,457 --> 00:26:23,875
This is--this is totally on me.
632
00:26:23,917 --> 00:26:25,210
Before you guys came in,
633
00:26:25,251 --> 00:26:27,587
I was talking to the guys,
we were all chatting.
634
00:26:27,629 --> 00:26:29,923
And I made a joke.
635
00:26:29,964 --> 00:26:31,091
A really dumb joke.
636
00:26:31,132 --> 00:26:33,468
And Craig, the idiot,
took it seriously.
637
00:26:33,510 --> 00:26:35,136
- You made a joke?
- I did.
638
00:26:35,178 --> 00:26:36,304
It was stupid.
639
00:26:36,346 --> 00:26:38,098
And Craig, you saw him,
640
00:26:38,139 --> 00:26:40,684
he's not the sharpest tool
in the shed.
641
00:26:40,725 --> 00:26:43,353
Although he is a tool.
642
00:26:43,395 --> 00:26:44,729
Well, I don't need
to explain to you
643
00:26:44,771 --> 00:26:46,773
that even a joke
about sexual relations
644
00:26:46,815 --> 00:26:48,108
- with your boss--
- I know.
645
00:26:48,149 --> 00:26:49,609
It was borderline at best.
646
00:26:49,651 --> 00:26:53,655
And--and Jan
is a fantastic executive
647
00:26:53,697 --> 00:26:55,615
and has all the integrity
in the world.
648
00:26:55,657 --> 00:26:59,369
And, um, I'm really sorry.
649
00:26:59,411 --> 00:27:01,830
And it'll never happen again.
650
00:27:04,624 --> 00:27:06,167
Uh, that's fine.
651
00:27:06,209 --> 00:27:08,003
Let's just, uh, just forget it.
652
00:27:08,044 --> 00:27:10,422
Okay, good.
653
00:27:20,890 --> 00:27:22,017
Heading out?
654
00:27:22,058 --> 00:27:23,977
Yeah.
655
00:27:24,019 --> 00:27:25,270
All right, Beesly.
656
00:27:25,311 --> 00:27:26,730
Hey, happy Valentine's Day.
657
00:27:28,481 --> 00:27:30,608
Bye.
658
00:27:34,029 --> 00:27:35,321
Good night, Pam.
659
00:27:35,363 --> 00:27:37,574
Night, Phyllis.
660
00:27:44,873 --> 00:27:47,459
- Night, Creed.
- Good night, Ace.
661
00:27:53,048 --> 00:27:55,258
- [elevator bell dings]
- Uh, Michael.
662
00:27:55,300 --> 00:27:57,344
Thank you again
for that, really.
663
00:27:57,385 --> 00:27:58,678
- It was very nice.
- Oh, no big deal.
664
00:27:58,720 --> 00:27:59,679
I'm really sorry again.
665
00:27:59,721 --> 00:28:03,558
Oh, no. It's--it's okay.
666
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:06,269
So, uh, happy Valentine's Day.
667
00:28:06,311 --> 00:28:08,938
Yeah, happy
Valentine's Day.
668
00:28:21,826 --> 00:28:23,453
Oh.
669
00:28:28,583 --> 00:28:32,170
Oi vey... schmear.
670
00:28:36,383 --> 00:28:37,842
Guests of
"The Michael Scott Show"
671
00:28:37,884 --> 00:28:41,805
stay at the Mercury--
the Marquis New York.
672
00:28:41,846 --> 00:28:43,181
Not really.
I have to head back.
673
00:28:43,223 --> 00:28:45,600
I have to be back
in Scranton by 9:00.
674
00:28:48,395 --> 00:28:49,938
Hey, hey, Scott.
675
00:28:49,979 --> 00:28:50,980
Hey.
676
00:28:51,022 --> 00:28:52,982
Hey, hey!
677
00:28:53,024 --> 00:28:54,651
Come here.
678
00:28:54,693 --> 00:28:55,652
Come here!
679
00:28:55,694 --> 00:28:56,736
You know what?
680
00:28:56,778 --> 00:28:58,029
It was nice to see Devon again.
681
00:28:58,071 --> 00:29:00,615
And sort of get closure
on that whole thing.
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