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Five!
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One, two, three, four, five.
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Fuel.
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Well?
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Mmmm...
What to do, what to do?
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Free fuel - get refill for free,
and throw again.
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Let's see.
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How come you keep
getting great cards?
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It's a mystery, isn't it?
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I've never been beaten
at Mineopoly, Lister.
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Undefeated since birth.
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In the Space Scouts,
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my game play was so legendary,
they called me Minotaur.
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Is that cause you were half a man
who was full of bull?
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Because I was like the
mythological beast
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that no one could pass.
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Well, you better not
throw a 2 and a 1 then, Rimmer.
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Throw a 2 and a 1 and land on
my space station,
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and your bank is 'rupted, baby.
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Lister, I'm not gonna
throw a 2 and a 1.
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The odds of that are...
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eighteen to one.
It's not happening.
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I win, you can't complain
about anything I do for entire week.
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I remember the deal.
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I win, I can move my lips
when I read.
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I can leave peetra (?)
on the floor
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so that you step in it.
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I can even snore like an
inebriated warthog
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and you can't throw
frozen onion bhajis at me.
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The good times are gonna roll!
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Lister, there's only gonna be
one winner here,
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And that's votres truly.
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And when I do, as agreed,
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you are going to wear
an evening gown,
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day and night,
until you can play
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James Last's Polka Party
on the bagpipes.
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Here we go!
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Anything but a 2 and a 1.
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A 2 and a 1.
Come to Daddy!
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No willing it.
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I'm willing it. I'm allowed to will it.
I'm willing it.
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Stop willing it! You're good at willing it.
No willing it!
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Come on...
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Out! Doesn't count!
Doesn't count!
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One of the dice
came off the table!
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Re-throw required.
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That doesn't count.
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I used my hands, an illegal move.
Naughty me!
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Re-throw required.
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5,382 to 1.
No chance.
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You couldn't make this up!
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Wait.
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You throw.
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Swap chairs!
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Throw.
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Do you now accept that you
threw a 2 and a 1 and you lost this game?!
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Okay!
I accept it!!
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Just lucky for you,
I'm such a good loser!!!!
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Hey,
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This green blinky thing,
we've any idea what it is yet?
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It's an escape pod, Sir.
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And it seems to be emitting
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an unclassified energy field
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that's causing
minute disruptions
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to everything in
the local vicinity.
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Pretty much as I figured, then!
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Talk in English, would ya!?
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I'm not fluent in gibberish!!
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This is the S.S. Samsara Escape Pod,
Ident 12/Beta Two.
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Can you read me, over?
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Y-yes, we copy, Ident 12/Beta two.
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This is very important,
you must.....
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What happened?!?
We lose the link?!?
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No matter, Sir.
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I'll remote control
the pod into the cargo bay.
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Who eats ice cream in bed?
It's just utterly..
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Uh-uh.
Uh-uh.
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No complaining.
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And no complaining about not being able
to complain about not complaining.
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An entire week,
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without being moaned at by you.
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It doesn't get better than this!
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Do you know what
the difference is
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between you and me?
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I can't store hand luggage
in me nostrils.
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I am cursed.
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I remember the day it happened.
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I was nine years old and this
busker claimed he was an alien
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and wanted to sell me
some lucky space dust.
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Even at nine, I was no fool.
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I knew he was real.
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But all I had was my hover fare
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to get me home from
baton twirling practice.
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And as I walked off,
he cursed me for life
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and I've never had
any luck since.
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It was just some
homeless bloke, Rimmer,
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trying to make a buck.
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You cant take things
like that seriously.
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Smeg happens.
You just roll with it.
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I've been rolling in smeg
my whole damned life, Lister.
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Don't lecture me
about smeg-rolling.
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I never get the breaks.
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Oh here we go,
"Whereas you..."
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Whereas you...
"lead a charmed life."
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lead a charmed life!
Well it's true - you do!
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I'm alone in
deep space with you!
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How charmed is that?!
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The crew got wiped out,
you survived - that's charmed.
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I survived to live the rest of my life
with you - not charmed!
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I'm dead!
How unlucky is that?!?
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You're dead but
you're still talking to me!
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How unlucky is that?!?
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Bing bong!
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Sorry, Sirs. The bing bong machine
is being serviced this evening.
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I'm afraid we're on manual.
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Sorry to disturb,
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but we've salvaged an escape pod
with two survivors.
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One Colonel Jim Green,
and one Professor Rachel Barker.
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We're just about to
open the booth
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and take them to the
science room for debriefing.
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Message ends.
Bing bong!
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Acting Senior Commanding Officer
Arnold J. Rimmer,
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an absolute pleasure
to meet you.
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Uh, Sir. Uh.
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Colonel Green,
and Professor Barker.
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They're dead!
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Hey, their medical
reports aren't in yet.
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We shouldn't jump
to conclusions!
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We spoke to Barker
then the link went down.
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When we opened the pod,
we discovered this.
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What happened?!?
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Well, they appear
to have been vaporized, Sir.
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Quite how and why,
we're not sure.
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What do we know about them?
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Well, the log
tells us that Green
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was the ship's human
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exploration and
mission director.
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Barker was a computer scientist.
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They were both married,
but not to each other.
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Surprising!
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They look like they'd be
the perfect match!
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What became of the ship
the escape pod escaped from?
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The S.S. Samsara.
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Have we any idea
what happened to that?
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Well, judging from the
pod's flight recorder,
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and the fact that there is
no wreckage,
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we believe the ship must have
crashed on this ocean moon.
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It seems to me we should
do two things:
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One - scatter the ashes.
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And two - find this ship.
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On to two, then.
Find this ship!
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So, what are we
hoping to find here?
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Faster than light drive,
quantum computer -
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but to be honest,
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I'd settle for a
bubble gum dispenser.
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I wonder what happened
to Barker and Green.
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Wrist please.
Thank you.
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Sirs?
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Professor Barker
reporting for duty.
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Welcome to the Samsara,
Professor.
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This is my colleague,
Colonel Green.
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Anka.
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We were both stationed on
Caicos 12, Sir.
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Ah, Caicos 12, of course, yes.
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We discovered my wife attended
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the same college
as your husband.
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I must get on.
I'll catch up with you later, Jim.
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Now remind me,
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You were a computer
scientist specializing in...
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What was it again?
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I've missed you much!
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I thought you'd never
get the transfer.
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Nor me.
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Let's go to my quarters.
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Look at this dust.
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I love dust.
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After fluff, it's my
all-time favorite dirt!
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We've any idea what caused
this crate to crash?
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Nothing yet, Sir.
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It's a state-of-the-art
research ship,
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with self-repairing
engine parts!
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Crashing should have been
out of the question.
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What's this?!
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Well, you can see
why they crashed.
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Tell me about it.
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How can you fly a space ship,
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and at the exact same time,
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all play Twister?!
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I don't think it was Twister
they were playing.
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Not properly, that's for sure.
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Twister is a
three-player game.
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Everyone here's just
waded right in!
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Hey!
Wait your turn, buddy!
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What's the rush?
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This is worst and fresh
as we got in art school.
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How did they die like this?
It doesn't make sense.
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According to the phys scan,
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they were flash-heated to death!
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An instant blast
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of extreme temperature
killing them instantly,
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but preserving their body positions.
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Spooky!!
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00:11:15,001 --> 00:11:16,501
Agreed, Sir!
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00:11:16,705 --> 00:11:19,256
A cold chill has just run
straight down my spine.
205
00:11:19,257 --> 00:11:22,257
Eh, that was me - just spilled
some lager down your back.
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00:11:25,076 --> 00:11:26,364
Who turned that on?
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00:11:26,366 --> 00:11:28,771
The mainframe probably
detected us.
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00:11:28,772 --> 00:11:30,573
Check this!
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00:11:32,796 --> 00:11:35,281
According to his dog tag,
this man was the captain.
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00:11:35,282 --> 00:11:36,583
Tom Cadry.
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Indecipherable gibberish.
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00:11:38,668 --> 00:11:40,071
What kind of writing is that?
Gelf?
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00:11:40,073 --> 00:11:42,839
Looks like Welsh after
about 15 pints.
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Strange, that dialect is not
on my data base.
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Maybe it is Welsh after
about 15 pints.
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I wonder...
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Sir,
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would you mind sitting down?
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What, me?
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Dictation on.
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Permission to strangle you, Sir.
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What?!
Granted!
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00:12:12,422 --> 00:12:14,151
So maybe the captain
was strangled,
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by this person here,
who's been stabbed!
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00:12:17,121 --> 00:12:19,687
Perhaps the next hub
will offer a clue!
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00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:23,674
Thanks for that, Kryten.
Very well explained!
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00:12:26,612 --> 00:12:29,086
Jim, I'm so sorry I'm late!
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That's all right.
It's only been an hour.
229
00:12:30,389 --> 00:12:32,862
I think I must have eaten
some bad fish last night.
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I've been feeling really ill.
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Shall we go to your place?
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What happened to your back?
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Argh - herniated disc.
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I've been having
the worst luck recently.
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Nothing of interest here.
Let's try the next one.
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Look at this!
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A one-armed bandit!
How cool is this?!?
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00:13:02,391 --> 00:13:04,190
I need a coin!
239
00:13:08,470 --> 00:13:09,871
I'm an orphan, ain't I?
240
00:13:09,874 --> 00:13:11,982
Why can't I take money
from the orphan fund?
241
00:13:11,983 --> 00:13:12,921
Are you really going to take it?
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Who's gonna know?
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Only you.
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And your conscience.
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Forrreeeevvvveeerrrr!!
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Just relax, would ya?
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00:13:34,020 --> 00:13:36,064
Ooh!
What was that?
248
00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:37,565
What was what?
249
00:13:37,757 --> 00:13:39,709
Something just dripped
on my head from the ceiling.
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00:13:39,710 --> 00:13:41,050
Where?
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Up there, I think.
252
00:13:44,541 --> 00:13:46,584
What the hell is happening?!?!
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Get me outta this thing!!!
254
00:13:47,937 --> 00:13:50,397
I'll get something to cut it!
Don't move!!
255
00:13:50,398 --> 00:13:52,199
Like I'm gonna move!!
256
00:13:52,378 --> 00:13:53,478
Sorry!
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00:14:02,546 --> 00:14:04,281
I saved you, Bud!
258
00:14:10,573 --> 00:14:12,622
Whatever you do, don't move!!
259
00:14:12,623 --> 00:14:15,122
I gotta knife in my foot!
You think I can move?!
260
00:14:15,123 --> 00:14:16,684
I'm just going to ease it out.
261
00:14:16,685 --> 00:14:18,009
Ease it out, right?!?
262
00:14:18,011 --> 00:14:19,110
Nice and easy.
263
00:14:19,314 --> 00:14:20,705
And you're not just saying
that to make me relax
264
00:14:20,706 --> 00:14:23,528
'cause you think the best thing to do
is to jerk that sucker outta there
265
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:26,430
with one big-assed yank!?
Aaaargh!!
266
00:14:26,632 --> 00:14:29,432
I had no choice!
It was the only way to get it out!
267
00:14:31,382 --> 00:14:33,214
I think I've gone blind!
268
00:14:34,948 --> 00:14:37,448
It-it must be something
to do with my foot!
269
00:14:38,502 --> 00:14:40,469
I got foot-in-eye
disease!!
270
00:14:41,627 --> 00:14:44,253
Cat, relax man.
It's just a power cut.
271
00:14:44,254 --> 00:14:45,854
What a relief!
272
00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:49,860
For a second there I thought
I'd never see myself again!
273
00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:52,936
Plus having to choose
an outfit every day
274
00:14:52,937 --> 00:14:54,905
that matches your guide dog!!
275
00:14:55,984 --> 00:14:57,417
Don't even go there!
276
00:14:59,045 --> 00:15:00,677
The door's locking!
277
00:15:01,819 --> 00:15:04,124
Sir, the doors are double-sealed.
We'll never get through!
278
00:15:04,125 --> 00:15:05,424
So what do we do?!
279
00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:07,534
Suggest we head for
the next chamber,
280
00:15:07,535 --> 00:15:09,134
and see if there's
an access port
281
00:15:09,135 --> 00:15:11,436
back to the main hub.
282
00:15:11,947 --> 00:15:12,972
Where's your torch?
283
00:15:12,973 --> 00:15:14,600
I left it in the other chamber!
284
00:15:14,601 --> 00:15:16,735
I left mine, too.
I can't see a thing!
285
00:15:16,736 --> 00:15:19,236
Give my eyes a minute to adjust.
286
00:15:19,963 --> 00:15:21,994
Oh, wow!
287
00:15:21,995 --> 00:15:24,194
What? They're readjusting?
What'd you see?
288
00:15:24,429 --> 00:15:25,996
That it's really dark?
289
00:15:27,428 --> 00:15:29,104
Can't you see that?
290
00:15:29,105 --> 00:15:31,270
Of course I can see that,
you smeghead!
291
00:15:31,511 --> 00:15:33,424
Well you can see
in the dark, right?
292
00:15:33,425 --> 00:15:35,816
With your super-seey
cat's eyes, right?!
293
00:15:35,817 --> 00:15:37,317
And you can swing
from trees, right?
294
00:15:37,318 --> 00:15:40,486
With your super-swinging
monkey arms, right?!
295
00:15:41,408 --> 00:15:42,538
We evolved!
296
00:15:42,539 --> 00:15:43,539
So did we!
297
00:15:43,540 --> 00:15:45,975
Who'd evolve so that they
can't see in the dark!?
298
00:15:45,976 --> 00:15:49,043
Who'd evolve so they
can't swing from trees?!
299
00:15:49,881 --> 00:15:51,548
You'd never be late
for anything!
300
00:15:51,848 --> 00:15:53,249
Kryten!
301
00:15:53,462 --> 00:15:54,563
Rimmer!
302
00:15:54,895 --> 00:15:55,995
Help!!!
303
00:15:57,211 --> 00:15:59,144
I suppose we've just
gotta sit tight.
304
00:15:59,150 --> 00:16:00,634
I'm gonna fix my foot.
305
00:16:00,635 --> 00:16:02,534
I'll get the first aid kit.
You sit down.
306
00:16:14,020 --> 00:16:16,020
Can't see a thing!
307
00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:44,826
What the hell was that?!?
308
00:16:44,827 --> 00:16:47,127
Ship's slipping into the mush.
309
00:16:47,211 --> 00:16:49,644
W-we're gonna die,
I just know it!
310
00:16:50,256 --> 00:16:52,000
How come you're
so damned chill?!?
311
00:16:52,001 --> 00:16:54,085
We've gotta stay cool,
haven't we?
312
00:16:54,086 --> 00:16:56,142
We don't want the ship
sliding any more.
313
00:16:56,143 --> 00:16:58,843
We'll sit tight here,
fix your foot,
314
00:16:59,004 --> 00:17:01,882
wait for the others to find us,
and then we get out of town.
315
00:17:01,883 --> 00:17:03,874
You're right.
Stay calm.
316
00:17:03,875 --> 00:17:05,059
We've got food, water,
317
00:17:05,060 --> 00:17:06,579
everything we need!
318
00:17:06,580 --> 00:17:07,817
You and me,
319
00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:11,218
we can survive in here for days,
weeks, months even!
320
00:17:12,166 --> 00:17:13,780
Just the two of us!
321
00:17:13,781 --> 00:17:15,882
Kryten!!!!!
322
00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:22,748
Sir!
Are you okay?
323
00:17:22,749 --> 00:17:24,848
I think so.
324
00:17:31,699 --> 00:17:33,312
What is that?!
325
00:17:33,314 --> 00:17:35,193
I believe it's a Karma Drive, Sir.
326
00:17:35,194 --> 00:17:36,213
A what?
327
00:17:36,214 --> 00:17:39,052
It's based on the old
Justice World tech,
328
00:17:39,054 --> 00:17:41,488
where the pain an individual
inflicts on another
329
00:17:41,489 --> 00:17:43,388
is redirected back on them.
330
00:17:43,714 --> 00:17:45,576
With one important difference -
331
00:17:45,577 --> 00:17:47,592
the Karma Drive has two modes.
332
00:17:47,593 --> 00:17:50,492
A punishment setting,
and a reward setting.
333
00:17:50,614 --> 00:17:51,881
What's the point of that?
334
00:17:51,929 --> 00:17:54,740
They were designed for
long-haul space missions.
335
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:56,963
They were intended
to promote teamwork,
336
00:17:56,964 --> 00:18:00,375
reward kindness, understanding,
and ethical behavior.
337
00:18:00,376 --> 00:18:02,095
So, how does it work, exactly?
338
00:18:02,096 --> 00:18:05,596
Well it creates a Karma field
that analyzes behavior,
339
00:18:05,687 --> 00:18:09,387
and then manipulates reality
to reward or punish.
340
00:18:09,645 --> 00:18:12,512
So when you behave ethically,
the ship rewards you.
341
00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:13,772
How?
342
00:18:13,773 --> 00:18:16,283
Your coffee is fresh,
your shower is warm,
343
00:18:16,285 --> 00:18:17,872
your food is tasty.
344
00:18:17,873 --> 00:18:19,291
Well that doesn't make sense.
345
00:18:19,292 --> 00:18:21,973
Morality changes across
time and cultures.
346
00:18:21,974 --> 00:18:24,459
Once slavery was
an accepted way of life.
347
00:18:24,460 --> 00:18:26,559
Now it's considered repugnant.
348
00:18:26,712 --> 00:18:29,133
Who decides what's
immoral and moral?
349
00:18:29,134 --> 00:18:30,682
Well, it's programmable, Sir.
350
00:18:30,683 --> 00:18:32,167
And that's what made
the Karma Drive
351
00:18:32,168 --> 00:18:33,935
such a dangerous piece of kit.
352
00:18:33,936 --> 00:18:36,749
Anyone can implement
the moral code of their choice,
353
00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:38,636
and then force others
to live by it.
354
00:18:38,637 --> 00:18:40,940
I wonder if that's what happened
to me on Red Dwarf
355
00:18:40,941 --> 00:18:42,708
when I lost at Mineopoly.
356
00:18:43,449 --> 00:18:46,590
Did Red Dwarf enter
the Karma Drive's field?
357
00:18:46,592 --> 00:18:49,224
Was the drive manipulating
the dice somehow?
358
00:18:49,312 --> 00:18:50,692
I don't understand, Sir.
359
00:18:50,693 --> 00:18:53,059
I threw a 2 and a 1
seven times in a row.
360
00:18:53,060 --> 00:18:54,193
What are the odds of that?
361
00:18:54,271 --> 00:18:56,372
62 million to 1, Sir.
362
00:18:56,602 --> 00:18:59,536
About the same as being killed
by a tangerine.
363
00:19:02,423 --> 00:19:04,989
Why punish me?
I wasn't doing anything wrong!
364
00:19:05,403 --> 00:19:07,510
Kryten, this Karma Drive
is too unpredictable.
365
00:19:07,511 --> 00:19:09,212
We've gotta get
out of here pronto.
366
00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:11,248
Sir, there is no
cause for alarm.
367
00:19:11,249 --> 00:19:12,666
We're under no danger
368
00:19:12,667 --> 00:19:14,799
as long as we don't do
anything vindictive,
369
00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:16,600
selfish, or unethical.
370
00:19:16,846 --> 00:19:18,378
Kryten, we're in big trouble.
371
00:19:19,983 --> 00:19:22,151
Sir, you just have to
be nice to me.
372
00:19:22,171 --> 00:19:24,671
Big, big trouble.
373
00:19:24,708 --> 00:19:27,128
The Karma Drive report has just
come down from central ops,
374
00:19:27,129 --> 00:19:29,329
and it doesn't make for
pleasant reading.
375
00:19:29,539 --> 00:19:31,920
You both have committed
a whole range of misdemeanors.
376
00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:33,548
There's a Karma Drive on board?
377
00:19:33,549 --> 00:19:34,378
Last week alone:
378
00:19:34,379 --> 00:19:36,821
Extra-marital sex 18 times?
379
00:19:36,822 --> 00:19:39,522
Extra-marital fondling 67 times!
380
00:19:39,536 --> 00:19:43,168
Extra-marital licking whipped cream off...
We get the picture!
381
00:19:43,170 --> 00:19:44,287
It goes on!
382
00:19:44,288 --> 00:19:47,684
You, Rachel, have lied this week to
your husband and others 93 times?!
383
00:19:47,685 --> 00:19:48,830
That's just not true!
384
00:19:48,831 --> 00:19:50,331
94 times!
385
00:19:51,150 --> 00:19:53,674
You've been unkind 20 times,
criticized others 40 times,
386
00:19:53,675 --> 00:19:55,354
and not said "thank you" twice?!
387
00:19:55,355 --> 00:19:56,355
Captain,
388
00:19:56,469 --> 00:19:58,368
We're in love.
389
00:19:58,517 --> 00:20:00,142
When you signed up
for this tour of duty,
390
00:20:00,143 --> 00:20:03,291
you agreed to abide by the moral code
selected for this ship.
391
00:20:03,292 --> 00:20:05,949
So we're all supposed to
live the Mega Core dream,
392
00:20:05,950 --> 00:20:09,763
where the married stay married,
and sons call their fathers, "Sir!"
393
00:20:09,764 --> 00:20:12,431
and everyone eats lots of
homemade apple pie!
394
00:20:12,499 --> 00:20:15,595
You got it - so start squirting
your whip cream on apple pie,
395
00:20:15,596 --> 00:20:18,229
and not on one another's
body parts!
396
00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:21,109
Hey!
397
00:20:22,118 --> 00:20:23,653
Good job on the foot, Bud!
398
00:20:24,646 --> 00:20:26,747
Even managed to save the boot!
399
00:20:28,197 --> 00:20:30,175
We've gotta think
of a way to get out of here.
400
00:20:30,176 --> 00:20:33,456
Nah, just give me like 10 minutes.
I'll bet I come up with a plan.
401
00:20:33,458 --> 00:20:37,157
I get great ideas all the time.
I just don't say 'em out loud!
402
00:20:38,273 --> 00:20:39,973
You say everything
you think out loud.
403
00:20:40,043 --> 00:20:43,177
I'm like that inventor guy -
b-begins with "R".
404
00:20:43,883 --> 00:20:45,365
Rosenthal?
Sidney Rosenthal?
405
00:20:45,366 --> 00:20:46,177
Who?
406
00:20:46,179 --> 00:20:47,278
Invented the magic marker.
407
00:20:47,279 --> 00:20:48,679
Magic marker?!
408
00:20:48,699 --> 00:20:51,039
The guy I'm talking about
is real!
409
00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:54,540
He ain't no wizard out of
a book with his magic pen!!
410
00:20:54,893 --> 00:20:57,404
Inventor guy.
Begins with an "R"...
411
00:20:57,405 --> 00:20:59,163
I-I-I got it!
I got it!
412
00:20:59,164 --> 00:21:00,607
The inventor guy I'm like!
413
00:21:00,608 --> 00:21:01,735
Begins with "R"!
414
00:21:01,737 --> 00:21:02,751
Who?
415
00:21:02,752 --> 00:21:04,452
Archimedes!
416
00:21:06,270 --> 00:21:07,407
Archimedes.
417
00:21:07,408 --> 00:21:08,808
Archimedes!
418
00:21:08,949 --> 00:21:11,615
The guy that sat under trees
and invented stuff!
419
00:21:11,721 --> 00:21:12,790
That was Newton.
420
00:21:12,791 --> 00:21:14,692
You never heard this story?
421
00:21:15,347 --> 00:21:19,048
So, one day Archimedes
is sitting under a tree.
422
00:21:19,298 --> 00:21:20,921
The all of a sudden
out of nowhere,
423
00:21:20,922 --> 00:21:22,407
this bath hits him on the head
424
00:21:22,408 --> 00:21:23,408
POW!!
425
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:28,599
And he gets up, shouts "formica",
and invents gravy!
426
00:21:30,881 --> 00:21:33,416
It was Newton who was sat
under the tree.
427
00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:35,437
And he discovered gravity
428
00:21:35,439 --> 00:21:37,638
when he got hit on the
head by an apple.
429
00:21:37,751 --> 00:21:39,529
An apple can't concuss ya!
430
00:21:39,530 --> 00:21:41,507
That ain't gonna make you
stagger around,
431
00:21:41,508 --> 00:21:43,907
shout "formica"
and invent gravy!
432
00:21:46,326 --> 00:21:51,026
Formica is a heat-resistant,
wipe clean, plastic laminate.
433
00:21:51,116 --> 00:21:52,612
Who'd shout "formica"?
434
00:21:52,613 --> 00:21:54,353
It doesn't make any sense.
435
00:21:54,354 --> 00:21:56,453
No one shouts "formica"!
436
00:21:56,835 --> 00:21:58,619
You get hit on the
head with a bath,
437
00:21:58,621 --> 00:22:00,654
everyone shouts "formica"!
438
00:22:01,991 --> 00:22:03,769
Look, Archimedes discovered
439
00:22:03,770 --> 00:22:05,532
something to do with
water displacement
440
00:22:05,533 --> 00:22:09,901
when he was sat in the bath,
and he shouted "eureka!"
441
00:22:10,789 --> 00:22:11,889
So,
442
00:22:11,926 --> 00:22:14,027
Mr. Ellen Einstein,
443
00:22:17,075 --> 00:22:18,575
Answer me this:
444
00:22:18,626 --> 00:22:21,316
Who invented gravy?
No one?
445
00:22:21,317 --> 00:22:23,585
Did it just magically
appear one day
446
00:22:23,586 --> 00:22:25,918
like your stupid wizard pen?!
447
00:22:27,660 --> 00:22:30,059
Gotta have some pain killers.
448
00:22:31,156 --> 00:22:32,257
Okay, listen.
449
00:22:33,634 --> 00:22:35,033
Answer me this:
450
00:22:35,345 --> 00:22:37,163
How does a bath
fall out of a tree?
451
00:22:37,164 --> 00:22:39,364
A plane, dummy!
452
00:22:40,144 --> 00:22:41,844
Taking off!
453
00:22:42,019 --> 00:22:44,878
They probably forgot
to shut the back door!
454
00:22:44,879 --> 00:22:48,113
And the bath slid all the way
from first class.
455
00:22:48,150 --> 00:22:49,357
WHOOSH!
456
00:22:49,358 --> 00:22:51,110
Through the curtains,
into business -
457
00:22:51,112 --> 00:22:52,115
WHOOSH!
458
00:22:52,116 --> 00:22:54,001
Through the curtains,
into premium -
459
00:22:54,002 --> 00:22:54,994
WHOOSH!
460
00:22:54,996 --> 00:22:58,695
Through the curtains,
and straight into the poor people section.
461
00:22:59,586 --> 00:23:00,590
Who incidentally,
462
00:23:00,591 --> 00:23:02,903
probably still haven't
even had a bag of peanuts,
463
00:23:02,904 --> 00:23:05,108
while the dudes in first
have already eaten,
464
00:23:05,109 --> 00:23:08,484
watched a movie,
and are all now having a bath!
465
00:23:09,894 --> 00:23:12,485
Meanwhile Arcie's
sitting under his tree.
466
00:23:12,487 --> 00:23:13,500
CLANG!
467
00:23:13,501 --> 00:23:15,001
Invents gravy.
468
00:23:18,243 --> 00:23:20,163
And because everyone's
so damned happy
469
00:23:20,164 --> 00:23:21,701
because everybody
loves gravy, right?
470
00:23:21,702 --> 00:23:24,853
They gave him a special hat
to wear at night
471
00:23:24,854 --> 00:23:26,621
to cover up the bruising!
472
00:23:28,860 --> 00:23:30,560
Special hat?
473
00:23:30,990 --> 00:23:32,889
They gave him a knighthood.
474
00:23:34,479 --> 00:23:36,279
A "knight" "hood".
475
00:23:36,952 --> 00:23:40,119
Not a special hat to wear
at night to cover up the bruising!
476
00:23:40,337 --> 00:23:41,444
Man,
477
00:23:41,445 --> 00:23:45,413
I try to teach you stuff...
I don't know why I bother!
478
00:23:47,067 --> 00:23:48,500
What's that saying?!
479
00:23:48,616 --> 00:23:50,516
You can lead a hearse to water,
480
00:23:50,517 --> 00:23:52,416
but you can't make it sink!
481
00:23:54,942 --> 00:23:56,642
K-Kryten!!!
482
00:23:57,364 --> 00:23:58,763
Help!!!
483
00:24:03,085 --> 00:24:05,184
720 meters, Sir.
484
00:24:05,243 --> 00:24:06,943
The ship's nearly
at crush depth.
485
00:24:07,196 --> 00:24:09,664
The Karma Drive is controlling
everything on board.
486
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:11,663
We have to be kind
to one another
487
00:24:11,664 --> 00:24:14,829
to stand any chance to save
Mr. Lister and Mr. Cat!
488
00:24:14,877 --> 00:24:16,725
An excellent suggestion, Kryten.
489
00:24:16,727 --> 00:24:18,157
That's very insightful of you
490
00:24:18,158 --> 00:24:19,368
to make such a
helpful recommendation,
491
00:24:19,369 --> 00:24:21,069
and I thank you greatly.
492
00:24:23,315 --> 00:24:24,414
Static!!
493
00:24:26,033 --> 00:24:27,433
I was complimenting you!
494
00:24:27,895 --> 00:24:29,093
Why did it punish me?
495
00:24:29,094 --> 00:24:31,193
Perhaps it wasn't genuine, Sir.
496
00:24:31,412 --> 00:24:33,811
I've got to be genuinely nice?
497
00:24:34,822 --> 00:24:36,856
Oh, this is impossible!
498
00:24:37,217 --> 00:24:38,282
Oh dear.
499
00:24:38,283 --> 00:24:39,384
What?
500
00:24:39,652 --> 00:24:42,124
I think I know what
killed the crew, Sir.
501
00:24:42,125 --> 00:24:44,225
The ship's quantum motherboards
502
00:24:44,352 --> 00:24:46,483
are power loading
to flash-heat the ship!
503
00:24:46,484 --> 00:24:47,930
We're going to get
flash heated?!
504
00:24:47,931 --> 00:24:49,219
How long have we got?!
505
00:24:49,220 --> 00:24:51,080
I'm not sure, Sir.
506
00:24:51,081 --> 00:24:52,733
Ugh.
Why am I asking you?
507
00:24:52,734 --> 00:24:54,686
Someone with a head
shaped like something
508
00:24:54,687 --> 00:24:57,521
produced in a
geriatrics pottery class?
509
00:25:01,394 --> 00:25:03,202
The power loading
has stopped, Sir!
510
00:25:03,203 --> 00:25:04,703
The temperature's cooling?
511
00:25:04,775 --> 00:25:05,715
Why?
512
00:25:05,716 --> 00:25:07,584
Of course!
That's it!
513
00:25:08,463 --> 00:25:12,330
Man, she was the
greatest soldier in history!
514
00:25:12,549 --> 00:25:14,817
Led her people to victory!!
515
00:25:15,167 --> 00:25:16,568
Julie Caesar.
516
00:25:20,181 --> 00:25:21,830
Kryten!
Thank God!!
517
00:25:21,831 --> 00:25:23,231
Thank God!
518
00:25:23,382 --> 00:25:25,203
No one should have to
suffer like this!
519
00:25:25,204 --> 00:25:26,205
He's right!
520
00:25:26,206 --> 00:25:27,817
If I wasn't there
for him to talk to
521
00:25:27,818 --> 00:25:30,052
he'd probably have gone crazy!
522
00:25:30,579 --> 00:25:33,052
Kryten, man!
It's so good to see ya!
523
00:25:33,054 --> 00:25:34,333
Sir!
Stop!
524
00:25:34,334 --> 00:25:35,254
Stop what?!
525
00:25:35,256 --> 00:25:39,291
You stand there with your
1970s cover band haircut,
526
00:25:39,292 --> 00:25:42,460
and I say to you:
Don't be nice to me!
527
00:25:45,108 --> 00:25:47,408
We know what happened to Barker,
528
00:25:49,639 --> 00:25:50,940
And Green!
529
00:25:53,819 --> 00:25:55,250
What happened to you?
530
00:25:55,251 --> 00:25:56,525
Your hair's insane!
531
00:25:56,526 --> 00:25:58,634
I went to the ship's salon
for a makeover
532
00:25:58,635 --> 00:26:00,664
look what the
robo-stylist did to me.
533
00:26:00,665 --> 00:26:03,152
Yeah - similar thing happened
to me at the dentist.
534
00:26:03,153 --> 00:26:05,704
Every chance it gets,
the Karma Drive
535
00:26:05,705 --> 00:26:06,785
is punishing us.
536
00:26:06,786 --> 00:26:09,503
The showers are freezing,
the air con is icy,
537
00:26:09,504 --> 00:26:11,904
I had to wait
2 hours yesterday....
538
00:26:14,766 --> 00:26:16,833
Have you tasted the food?
539
00:26:19,512 --> 00:26:21,715
Jim!
I can't take this anymore!
540
00:26:21,716 --> 00:26:22,823
We've got no choice.
541
00:26:22,824 --> 00:26:24,223
Yes we do.
542
00:26:24,359 --> 00:26:27,536
I am a computer scientist,
for God's sake!
543
00:26:27,537 --> 00:26:29,865
If I can access
the KD's mainframe,
544
00:26:29,866 --> 00:26:32,572
then perhaps I can
reverse the protocol.
545
00:26:32,574 --> 00:26:34,278
Give us some respite.
546
00:26:34,279 --> 00:26:36,621
Even if it is
only for one night.
547
00:26:36,622 --> 00:26:37,988
Reverse?
548
00:26:37,989 --> 00:26:40,263
So it rewards the unethical
and punishes the good?
549
00:26:40,264 --> 00:26:41,764
Just one night.
550
00:26:42,022 --> 00:26:44,443
Then, we'll stop
seeing each other,
551
00:26:44,444 --> 00:26:45,944
'til we get back home.
552
00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:48,572
Barker and Green reversed
the protocols,
553
00:26:48,608 --> 00:26:51,482
and as a consequence,
good behavior was punished
554
00:26:51,483 --> 00:26:54,117
and immoral behavior
was rewarded!
555
00:26:54,283 --> 00:26:55,389
Kryten just figured it out.
556
00:26:55,391 --> 00:26:56,730
Saved all our necks.
557
00:26:56,731 --> 00:26:59,331
Kryten, if you weren't
so ugly, I could kiss you.
558
00:26:59,336 --> 00:27:01,051
Well, you could
shake my hand, Sir.
559
00:27:01,052 --> 00:27:02,653
Still too ugly.
560
00:27:03,605 --> 00:27:05,946
You see?
Unkindness rewarded.
561
00:27:05,948 --> 00:27:07,587
This is all beginning
to make sense.
562
00:27:07,588 --> 00:27:08,864
I mean, think back.
563
00:27:08,865 --> 00:27:11,595
I mean the Cat, nicked the money
out of orphans' fund,
564
00:27:11,596 --> 00:27:13,055
to play the one armed bandit,
565
00:27:13,056 --> 00:27:14,538
And I won the jackpot!
566
00:27:14,539 --> 00:27:15,801
You were rewarded for stealing.
567
00:27:15,802 --> 00:27:18,469
And I put the winnings
back into the orphans' can,
568
00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:20,202
and got me locks caught
in the shredder!
569
00:27:20,203 --> 00:27:21,987
You were punished
for being benevolent.
570
00:27:21,988 --> 00:27:24,197
I saved him,
and got a knife in my foot!
571
00:27:24,199 --> 00:27:25,408
I fixed his foot,
572
00:27:25,410 --> 00:27:28,309
And he got to spend
quality time with me!
573
00:27:30,474 --> 00:27:32,023
Moving swiftly on...
574
00:27:32,025 --> 00:27:33,857
Who reversed
the protocols and why?
575
00:27:34,014 --> 00:27:35,081
Well, best guess -
576
00:27:35,083 --> 00:27:36,931
Green and Barker
were having an affair
577
00:27:36,932 --> 00:27:38,831
and wanted to
spend time together.
578
00:27:38,833 --> 00:27:40,798
How sad is that?
579
00:27:40,942 --> 00:27:42,920
I mean basically
their love for one another
580
00:27:42,921 --> 00:27:44,378
brought down the entire ship.
581
00:27:44,379 --> 00:27:46,613
One thing I don't understand,
582
00:27:46,700 --> 00:27:51,372
Well, actually there are about
40 things I don't understand.
583
00:27:51,373 --> 00:27:53,049
How come Green and Barker
584
00:27:53,050 --> 00:27:55,379
weren't flash-heated
with the rest of the crew?
585
00:27:55,381 --> 00:27:59,182
While the rest of the crew
survived by acting immorally,
586
00:27:59,183 --> 00:28:01,733
Green and Barker
realized they could escape,
587
00:28:01,734 --> 00:28:04,844
so long as that escape
was unethical.
588
00:28:04,845 --> 00:28:07,551
So they took the ship's
only escape pod and fled!
589
00:28:07,552 --> 00:28:10,026
And then they went into
cryo-sleep for millions of years.
590
00:28:10,027 --> 00:28:11,038
Where they were safe!
591
00:28:11,039 --> 00:28:14,176
But when they tried to warn us
about the Karma field,
592
00:28:14,177 --> 00:28:15,492
an act of kindness...
593
00:28:15,493 --> 00:28:17,119
The Karma Drive
had them vaporized.
594
00:28:17,121 --> 00:28:18,512
So where does that leave us?
595
00:28:18,513 --> 00:28:21,519
It leaves us getting the hell
out of here really carefully!
596
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:23,028
We just have to
remember to avoid
597
00:28:23,029 --> 00:28:25,406
being honest, moral, kind,
selfless, and helpful.
598
00:28:25,407 --> 00:28:26,547
That's not fair.
599
00:28:26,548 --> 00:28:28,714
You've got such an advantage!
600
00:28:30,060 --> 00:28:31,494
Hey, what's that?
601
00:28:32,429 --> 00:28:34,761
Fuel Tax, miss three goes.
602
00:28:34,785 --> 00:28:36,098
Hey!
603
00:28:36,099 --> 00:28:37,683
How come you got so many
604
00:28:37,684 --> 00:28:40,285
Mineopoly cards in your pocket?!
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