All language subtitles for Gilmore Girls S07E18 1080p WEB-DL DD+ 2.0 x264-TrollHD_track3_[und]

What are you doing?
What?

Oh, fine.

Michel. Michel.
Michel what?

You can't put your schedules
In the front of the basket.

It's blocking everything.
So?

So it shouldn't
Block everything.

It doesn't look good.

[ laughing ]
Yes, it does.

I am a man of refine
And renown.

Aesthetic fabien baron
Once publicly admired

The way I decorated
My locker at crunch.

What?

I worked extremely hard
On these schedules,

And it looks good.

Yes, the schedules
Look nice.

Lovely font choice,
Lovely use of bullet points,

But it's not like
You made them

On an antique printing press
Or something.

Oh! I'm sorry.

Did you make your
Chocolate-dipped apricots

On an antique
Printing press?

Ha ha.
No, of course not.

Touché.

No, that's not a touché.

Touché.
Touché.

Tou--

Leave it.
Leave it!

Hi, guys.
How are the baskets coming?

Great.

Yeah, just great.

Oh, wow.

Looks like
Mr. Crankypants

Is in his usual
Spring-fling funk.

I'm not in a funk.

I was talking
About mr. Crankypants.

Hey, the schedule
Looks good.

You should see
His gym locker.

Touché.

Touché yourself.

"Dance of the daffodils, bingo,
Sack races, pie-eating...

Bird-watching"?

We didn't schedule
Any bird-watching, did we?

There was a void.
Huh?

There was nothing scheduled
On saturday evening.

It looks ridiculous.
I wrote in bird-watching.

Oh, that's clever.

Except we didn't schedule
Any bird-watching.
So?

What if people
Want to bird-watch?

Oh, please. No one will want
To go bird-watching.

How do you know?

Who wants to watch birds?

Why on earth would
You watch a bird?

What should be on here
Is hay-bale maze.

I can't believe we're actually
Having a hay-bale maze.

Oh, what is wrong
With people?

Walking in hay?
Don't they have lives?

Don't they have televisions
And elliptical machines?

What kind of weirdo wants to
Walk around in a maze of hay?

Taylor doose
And no one else.

But don't you vote
On these things

In your adorable
Little meetings?

He hoodwinked us.

This year he gave
An impassioned speech

About how his childhood dream
Was to visit a hay-bale maze.

And he was clutching hay
And crying.

It was very disconcerting
But oddly moving.

So we voted yes.
It was a pity vote.

And a hoodwinked vote.

He wasn't really crying.
He was allergic to the hay.

Oh! Whatever.

Michel, people stopped
Saying "Whatever"

Like two years ago.

Whatever.
I'm outtie 5,000.

* if you're out
On the road *

* feelin' lonely
And so cold *

* all you have to do
Is call my name *

* and I'll be there
On the next train *

* where you lead,
I will follow *

* anywhere that you tell me to

* if you need

* if you need

* you need me to be with you

* I will follow

* oh, oh, oh

* where you lead,
I will follow *

* any, anywhere
That you tell me to *

* if you need

* if you need

* you need me to be with you

* I will follow where you lead

Oh. Great.

What's the matter,
Babe?

Logan, did you just polish off
A carton of milk?

Oh, yeah, I guess I did.
Sorry.

There's plenty more
In there, though.

Well, actually, no.
Really?

Nope. There's no milk in here
For my cereal.

It's cool.

I'll just skip breakfast

And suffer the afternoon
Mood swings.

I could have sworn there were
Four or five cartons.

Each of these milks is here
For a reason.

I need the 2% for my cereal,
Whole milk for my tea,

Half-and-half for my coffee,
Skim milk for cooking or baking,

Plus, I like to keep lactaid
On hand for doyle.

Which I don't need.
I'm not lactose intolerant.

You're lactose resistant.
You have a bias against lactose.

You're sensitive.
I'm not sensitive.

I have no problem
With lactose.

There's nothing wrong
With being sensitive.

Jake gyllenhaal is sensitive.
Orlando bloom is sensitive.

Me and lactose are cool.
We're down.

I'll replenish the 2% and keep
My paws off the lactaid.

I don't need the lactaid.

Good morning.

Me and lactose are bros.
Glad to hear it.

I wouldn't throw jake gyllenhaal
Out of bed.

Good morning, ace.
Welcome to the party.

Fyi,
There's no 2% milk.

Guilty as charged.

Man, you look great.

That is one
Smart-looking suit.

Well, let's hope that it does
Most of the talking

Because I keep thinking
Of questions

That they might ask me,

And this lovely little thing
Keeps happening

Where my mind goes
Completely blank.

"Rory, what journalists
Do you admire?"

"What journalists do I admire?"
And nothing.

It's a blank.
It's like a snowstorm in here.

It's all white and empty.

Uh-oh.
You're gonna be great.

Absolutely.
Or you'll choke.

What? It's your first
Big interview.

You very well may panic.

I'm just saying,
Don't panic if you panic.

That's so sweet, paris.

Which paper is it?

The providence journal
Bulletin.

The pro jo -- no kidding?
It's a good paper.

Excellent reputation.
Top-notch staff.

Yeah, it could be
A really good job.

On the downside,
Word on the street is

They work
Their cubs hard.

Long hours,
Lots of working lunches.

And they do have
A comics section.

What's wrong
With a comic section?

Let's just say
The new york times

Does not have
A comic section.

Speaking of the biz,
I should hit the road here.

Where the heck
Is my attaché case?

You are
Gonna be great.

Oh, thanks.

I got a credit-card statement
Addressed to you, logan.

Addressed to you here.
No "Care of..." just you.

That stuff used to go
To my dad's business manager.

I had them forward it here.
Hope that's okay.

That's okay.
Isn't it okay?

Yes. You're right.
Of course it's okay.

Okay, I need
To pick out a coat.

A trench coat would be too
"All the president's men,"

But my blue coat would be
Too "His girl friday."

I'm just gonna cut to the chase.
Why are you here?

You're not talking
Metaphysically, are you?

Seriously, huntzberger.

You're used to living
In places

With doormen
And danish furniture

And refrigerators so fancy,
Magnets won't stick to them.

This craphole's smaller
Than the walk-in closet

In your last pad.
What's the deal?

Well, my last pad was not
My pad, technically.

My dad's company
Was picking up the rent,

And since I'm no longer working
With my dad's company,

They weren't so keen
On it.

Plus, you're broke.
I'm not broke.

What about this?
Is it too "That girl"?

You can never be
Too "That girl."

Man, those corn flakes
Really did a number on me.

Okay, I better go catch
My train.

Have a good day.

Good luck, ace.
Knock 'em dead.

Call me after.
Okay, bye.

Oh, after you're finished
With all your work,

It'd be great
If you could --

Pick up some 2%.
I'm on it.

"Do the dishes,"
I was going to say.
Oh, okay.

And, logan, this probably
Goes without saying,

But no scrubby sponges
On the teflon pans.

Wouldn't dream of it.

Wow.

What'd you do, raid
The new mexico state library?

I know.

I couldn't anticipate
What I'd be in the mood for.

Would I feel like reading
Melville or mcinerney?

Or would I be in more
Of a native-american,

Interconnected
Short-narratives mood,

In which case,
I'd go for the louise erdrich

And some "Love medicine."

You know what I
Love about you?

My dazzling wit
And generous heart?

The fact that you could be
In a native-american's

Interconnective
Short-narratives mood.

It's fascinating stuff,
And you know what's funny?

Growing up in new england,

It's like you're told
Over and over

That you live
In this old place

Where houses
Are 300 years old

And there's
All this history, right?

Well, some
Of these pueblos,

Like the aztec ruins
National monument,

Or the casamero
Pueblo ruins --

I mean, people were
Living there in 1100 a.D.

It's like,
"Suck it, new england."

It's like what?

And actually,
One of my swim-team friends

Lives on the jicarilla
Apache reservation,

Which is pretty fabulous.

Fabulous, huh?

"Fabulous" is the new word
In school.

So new mexico doesn't seem
So terrible after all, huh?

Yeah, not so terrible.

You know, you look good.
Grown-up.

Maybe it's the new glasses.

Thanks. A girl can only be
Called sally jessy so many times

Before she has to rethink
The red frames.

Plus, I think these go better
With earrings.

With...

Oh, look at that.
You got pierced ears.

I basically had to.

Unadorned ears seem like
A total waste

When all around
Where I live,

All this fabulous jewelry making
Is going on.

Oh, speaking of which...

What's this?

Open it.
Ah.

Oh, wow, a bracelet.

Navaho tradition
Says that turquoise

Is a piece of sky
That fell to earth.

And the apache used to put
Little pieces of it

On their arrows so that
They'd aim more true.

That is very sweet
Of you, april.

Thank you very much.

Well? Put it on.
Let's see what it looks like.

[ chuckles ]

Fab-u-lous.

Yeah, fabulous.

Totally.

Is that a rhetorical
Question?

I beg your pardon?

You said, "Who doesn't love
The spring fling festival?"

And I'm asking --

Because we just can't imagine
Anyone who doesn't love it.

Michel, will you grab
Their keys?

Mr. And mrs. Sinclair,

It's so wonderful
To have you back.

We've been dreaming
About the festival

Since the middle
Of january.

Mm-hmm.
This winter was a doozy.

I got my tongue stuck to
The swing set in our backyard.

Wow. Really?

I had to get my hair dryer
And an extension cord

And melt
The poor thing free.

Well, it's just pony rides
And funnel cakes from now on.

Let me show you
All our information.

Oh, just excuse me
One second.

Dragonfly inn.

Hey.

Hi, how did it go?

It went great!

Wow, that's great.
Hold on a second.

Michel,
Will you talk to rory?

Okay,
So here's your map.

Hello.

Hey, michel.
How's it going?

Middling to poor.

Where are you?
I hear noise.

I'm on a train on my way back
From providence.

Oh.
What?

I do not care for trains.

Oh, no? I'm sorry.

Trains are dirty.

Well, this train
Doesn't look very dirty.

You know what I find
Particularly disgusting?

What?
Train tracks.

They remind me somehow of trails
Left behind by slugs.

There are a lot of slugs
In the spring, you know?

Oozing all over the place.

Uh, I think your mother
Is done now.

It was nice talking to you.

Thank you.
Have a good time.

Hey.

So it's spring fling time
Again, huh?

Oh, yeah,
When a young man's fancy

Turns to being
Totally rude.

Tell me about the interview.
I want to hear everything.

You walked in the door.
What kind of door?

You sat in a chair.
What kind of chair? Go.

I met the editor,
Kate hessel,

And she invited me in.

I sat down,
We started talking,

And we just had so much
To talk about.

It was great.
It was an amazing interview.

Wow! That's great!

We talked
About seymour hersh

And how he was comparing
Iran to nicaragua

And the contra war
And everything,

From alexander haig
And watergate

To the oprah phenomenon.

And the best part was I was
Just being myself, you know?

I was just talking,

And I forgot
About impressing her.

But there you were,
Impressing her.

And she said she'd call me
By tomorrow

To let me know whether or not
I got the job.

Wow, tomorrow?

Yeah, I know.
Everything's happening so fast.

I can't believe
School's almost over.

I can't believe
It's spring already.

Well, it is, believe me.

We are lousy
With spring flingers here.

How are those
Spring flingers?

You know, as bright-eyed
And bushy-tailed as ever.

So you gonna make it
This year?

I do want to come, but --

Yay! Did I just "Yay"
Over your "But"?

But I wanted to check
With you first

Because I want to make sure
It's cool if I bring logan, too.

Oh. Y-yes, of course.

Gosh, I should have thought
Of that. I'm sorry.

Oh, no, it's cool.

You can give him the grand tour
Of stars hollow,

And I'll show
Embarrassing pictures

Of you picking your nose.

Oh, no.
No baby pictures.

Who said
They're baby pictures?

So, um, you're bringing
A guy home.

It's not like I picked him up
At a truck stop.

No, no, I know.

You're bringing a suitor,
A gentleman caller,

Home to stars hollow.

I'm gonna have to get out
My pipe

And dust off my "What are
Your intentions?" cue cards.

Next stop, mystic.
Mystic, connecticut.

Listen to you on the train.

I know. I'm in my suit.
I'm reading the paper.

Coming back
From your job interview.

I just went on an interview
For a real job

In the real world.

Wow, I am impressed.

Thanks, mom.

Seriously.
I'm impressed.

I'll see you tomorrow.

Okay, here we are!

This is the entryway,
Or the foyer,

If you're feeling fancy
Or french.

Wow.
You can just leave
That stuff here.

What do you mean "Wow"?

When you walk
Into your parents' foyer,

There is a genuine-article
Magritte right there

And a chandelier the size
Of a volkswagen.

Now, that is a foyer
With a capital "F."

But this is where
Rory gilmore grew up --

The rory gilmore.

Hello?

Lorelai: are you here?

No, we're really far away
Screaming really loudly.

Ha ha ha. Hi, hi!
Welcome, welcome!

How you doing, lorelai?

Good, good.

Apparently I say everything
Twice now.

It's charming.
Charming.

Well, these are for you.

Oh! Wow.
Thank you.

Thank you for having me.

They're beautiful.
I'll put them in a vase.

They're cymbidium orchids.

They're native to the foothills
Of the himalayas.

Well, that sounds fancy.
And they look fancy, too.

Wow.

This is
A beautiful house.

Thank you.

I never know what to say
When somebody says that.

You don't want to agree,
But on the other hand,

It feels weird to disagree

And say, "No, it's a dump,"
So thank you.

It's charming.
Charming.

Hey, mom, we still get
Cell reception in here, right?

Yeah, of course, honey.
Why? Ooh, the job.

Yeah, she said
She'd let me know by today.

Today's not over.
Today's just starting.

Oh, honey, I'm sure she's just
Busy at work, you know?

Speaking of which,
I should get to work

Because michel's mental state
Is very precarious today.

Yeah, go.
We'll be fine.

I circled some stuff
In the paper for you, though.

So you'd have stuff to do.

There's some movies if you feel
Like going to the movies.

And I noticed that
The colonial butter churners

Are having an exhibition
At the antiquarian society.

That could be
Kind of funny.

Then there will be a lot
To do tomorrow

With the festival
And everything.

There will be games
And face-painting...

Mom.
What?

You've lived here before?

I remember enough
To show logan around.

This is the town
With the sistine chapel, right?

And don't forget to show him
The pyramids,

Kitty-corner
From the wailing wall.

Thank you.
Thanks.

So I got you guys set up
In rory's room,

And just make yourselves
At home.

I made up the bed for you
And the trundle bed,

So you can do
Whatever you want.

I mean, bed-wise.

That's great.

So I'll see you later
For dinner.

Unless you want to have
Dinner alone, which is cool.

We want to have dinner
With you.

Okay, good.

I have the town meeting,
But I'll be home after.

I will wow you
With my takeout-ordering skills.

She really is amazing.

There's talk of a show
On the food network.

And you have some
Guest towels there.

Oh, I didn't know we had
Guest towels.

Of course.
"Guest towels."

A fancy way of saying
"Towels that are clean."

All right, I'll see you later.
Have fun.

Okay, bye.
I'll take that, then.

[ sighing ] Oh.

Come here.

What?

Why don't you come over here
And find out?

What? Here?

Where the rory gilmore
Used to sleep?

Hi.

Hi.

And 4 and 5.

Keep those toes pointed.
Mary, that means you.

Extend and reach out.

Roots push into the soil!

And this right here --

This is the very curb
Where I fell off my bicycle

The second time.

Wait, is that blood?

You joke, but it was
Very traumatic, okay?

I scraped up
My whole face.

There was a big old scab
On my nose

The first two weeks
Of fifth grade.

Oh, they called me bozo.

Bozo.

And rudolph
And scab nose.

Oh.
[ giggles ]

This is the curb where I fell
Off my bike the third time.

Oh, poor little scab nose.
Yes.

It's also the place
Where I decided

I would never ride a bicycle
Again in my entire life,

Or at least till the end
Of elementary school.

There should be a plaque.
There should be.

And this is miss patty's
Dance school.

Any injuries
Incurred here?

Only psychological ones.
That's cute.

Those are some pretty
Avant-garde costumes there?

They are.
They're bold.

It's for the dance
Of the daffodils.

There are three acts,
You see.

In the first one,
The bulbs dance,

Then they grow stalks,

And then they bloom
Into daffodils by the third.

Oh, that's cute.
Mm-hmm.

And this hay-bale maze --
This is all taylor's idea?
Yep.

This is the same taylor

Who is town selectman
And owns two businesses.

Yeah, he's basically
The mayor of stars hollow

And don corleone
All wrapped up into one.

That's fascinating.
That's fascinating?

I find stars hollow
Fascinating.

You're out of your gourd.

No, I'm very much
In my gourd.

It's like colonial
Williamsburg

With fewer knickers
And tricorn hats.

And more hay?

This is luke's diner.
Oh.

When you were younger,

Were you in the dance
Of the daffodils?
Maybe.

You were, weren't you?

Well, therein lies
The psychological injury.

What happened?

I didn't bloom.
My headpiece malfunctioned.

Poor little scab nose.

Wow, the famous luke's.

Rory!

Oh, hey, zach!
You know logan.

Sure, sure.
How's it going, man?

I'm having a great time.

Hey, we just saw
Kwan and steve.

Oh, yeah? Wait,
Lane was there, too, right?

She was there.
She looks great.

And the babies are already
Growing so big.

I know, huh?
Especially kwan.

Well, at least
In the torso.

He's got this
Superlong torso,

But steve's growing
In the arms and legs department.

I noticed
He has long legs.

Dude, steve's an octopus, man,
But kwan's got the torso.

When it comes to torso,
He's so on it.

Well, I got to get back
To work.

You guys sit anywhere
You like.

Thanks, zach.

So, is this your table?

Oh, I guess they're all
Kind of mine.

They're each my own
Little kitchen table.

No call?

No call.
Don't worry.

Rory, hey!

Hey.
Hey, logan.

How's it going, man?
Good, good.

What brings you
To this neck of the woods?

The spring fling,
And it's my neck --

Of the woods, I mean.

I wanted to show
Logan around.

Well,
It's good to see you.

April's here
For the festival, too.

She's hanging out
With her swim buddies,

But I know she'd love
To see you.
Oh, great.

You guys know
What you want?

Do you want to peruse
The menu first?
Sure.

We'll peruse.
Peruse away.

[ sighs ]

She'll call you.
Now, put it away.

But...
Put it away.

Hmm.

You know,
It's so not a big deal.

What isn't?
Not getting this job.

It's not even
My first choice.

What I really want
Is the reston fellowship.

And not getting this job
Is just so not a big deal.

Yeah, I mean, and providence?
It's no manhattan.

That's true,
Because it's providence.
Right.

What the hell?

Whoa.

Taylor, you cannot...

Taylor, what the hell
Are you doing?

Now, take it easy, luke.

I am taking it easy,
Taylor.
No, you're not.

The veins in your neck are
Starting to pop out at me.

Why is there a giant wall
Of hay

Right in front
Of my diner?!

The entire town voted.

I'm just executing
What the town wants.

This is not
What the town wants.

This is what you want!

Oh, stars hollow is better
Than colonial williamsburg.

Mm-hmm.

Sookie: so they're staying
In the trundle bed, huh?
Lorelai: yep.

So if they're all cozy
And trundly,

I guess that means logan's
Out of the doghouse, huh?

Out of the doghouse.

Back to roaming
The neighborhood.

What is that tone?

Oh, no tone.
He's lovely.

I'm glad that
They're doing well

And they're back together

And that he stopped
Gallivanting.

Gallivanting?

You know, gambling in vegas,
Jumping off buildings,

Whatever it was
He was doing.

Of course, I don't love that
He was doing it so recently.

Sounds like logan's still
In somebody's doghouse.

No, no, no.
Logan's a lovely young man.

He's nice and polite
And funny.

He's got that hair,
You know?

The hair that could sell shampoo
To a bald man.

Mm-hmm.

Logan is a very charming
Young man.

I know that tone.
What tone?

That. The sound
Of repressed judgment.

I don't know
What you're talking about.

I am talking about last month
At the book-shop bake sale

When winsen brown came up
And told us

That her daughter maude
Was just signed by ford,

You know,
As a baby model,

And you were like,
"Oh, winsen, that's wonderful.

What a great way for
A 9-month-old to see the world."

That's the exact
Same tone.

I don't mean to be
Judgmental.

That's why you're talking

Like you've had your jaw
Wired shut.

No, I just...

I mean, rory is an adult now,
You know?

She's riding trains
And wearing suits.

Made sense for me
To have an opinion

When we were talking
About jess or dean,

But with logan,
I don't know.

It's just really
Not my place anymore.

I see.

Sure, I don't love that
He just did a business deal

Behind his father's back
And lost millions of dollars.

And I don't love
That after that,

He quit his job and moved in
With rory.

These are not things
I love.

And I'm not crazy about the fact
That, apparently,

In the name of getting
On his feet,

He's writing in some sort
Of idea book,

Which is,
As far as I can tell,

Is just a notebook
In which he writes ideas.

Wait, what?
Yeah, right.

I have a dream journal,

But I don't use it as evidence
Of my responsibility.

Look, he's an overcoiffed,
Overprivileged young man,

But it's not my place.

To judge.
Exactly.

Mm-hmm.

Wait a minute.
Where are the booths?

Where are the booths?

I mean,
The festival's tomorrow.

All I see is hay.

A ridiculous amount
Of hay.

Huh!

Wow! It's crowded.

Full house, huh?
April: lorelai!

Hey.

I'm gonna go find jackson.
I'll save you a seat.

April, hi!

How you guys doing?

Oh, I'm fabulous.

Fabulous.

How is new mexico
Treating you?

Had any interesting encounters
With ufos lately?

Oh, tons, but you know
What they say --

What happens in roswell
Stays in roswell.

Hmm.
Do they say that?

Well, she does.

Wow, someone got
Their ears pierced.

Glamorous.

Thank you.

Someone's growing up
Fast, huh?

I can hear you guys,
You know.

I'm getting a seat.

I'll be right there.

See you later,
Lorelai.

Bye, hon.

Oh.

So...

So, how's the inn?

Good. It's, uh,
Full of spring flingers.

Oh, I bet.

How's the diner?

Uh, same as ever.
You know.

Yeah.
[ gavel bangs ]

If everybody would please
Take their seats,

I'll call this meeting
To order.

Well,
I guess we better --

See you later.
Okay.

Now, I am aware that a small
But vocal minority of you

Have expressed concern
About the progress

Of this year's
Spring fling festival.

I would like to take this time
To assure you

That everything
Is going as planned.

[ crowd murmuring ]

So, how was it
With luke?

Um...

Polite, succinct, fine.

Good.
Yeah.

There's nothing to worry about.

But what about our booths?
We don't have our booths!

Everything is under control.

Take, for instance,
The hay-bale maze.

It's coming along
Wonderfully.

It's taking over
The whole town.

What do you mean?

There's hay everywhere.

I haven't seen so much
Hay since...

I have never in my life
Seen so much hay.

Would everyone please take
A handful of chill pills?

Where the hell is my damn
Lemonade booth?

You don't need to worry
About your lemonade booth.

Why not?

The festival is tomorrow,

And I have to start squeezing
My lemons,

And I don't have my equipment
Or my booth.

You don't have to worry
About that, gypsy,

Because you don't need
To squeeze lemons

Because you don't need
Lemonade.

There isn't going to be
A lemonade booth this year.

What?!

The budget
For the lemonade booth

Has been reallocated
To the hay-bale maze.

What about morey's
Salty nuts?!

How's he supposed to have
His salty nuts booth

If we don't have
A lemonade booth?

If people start eating
Salty nuts

And they don't have easy access
To lemonade,

Their mouths will fall off.

You don't have to worry
About that, babette,

Because there's not going
To be a salty nuts booth

Because the budget
For the salty nuts booth

Has been reallocated
To the hay-bale maze.

[ crowd murmuring ]

He spent the entire budget
On the hay-bale maze.

No.

I put the entire budget
Into the hay-bale maze.

No!

Taylor,
You can't do that.

I have an inn full of guests
Who've come here,

Traveled miles,
Withstood winter,

Who blow-dried their tongues
Off their swing sets

So they could get
To the spring fling.

Yes.

They expect certain things,
The traditional events --

Pie-eating contests,
Pony rides.

They don't want just a hay-bale
Maze and nothing else.

Feast your eyes
On this bad boy.

Taylor!

That goes right up
To my diner.

It's blocking
My entire diner.

I don't get it.
Is it a race?

You people clearly
Don't understand

The long and rich history
Of mazes.

Ladies and gentlemen
Of stars hollow,

Perhaps this will help.

Oh, my god.

What the hell is that?

Kirk:
I am the minotaur!

The weird thing is he's been
In that head

Under that velvet cloth
This whole time.

Although the word
"Labyrinth"

Is used interchangeably
With "Maze,"

Maze scholars insist
Upon a distinction.

Hey, kirk!
What's with the cow's head?

Taylor:
Where are you people going?

A labyrinth
Is a universal maze,

A maze without branches,
Without choices...

You ready?

This is important.

The minotaur is speaking.

...Blind alleys down which
To proceed.

Now, the first maze
In recorded history...

People are gonna miss
Your salty nuts, baby.

They are.
Yeah.

Insane.

Insane.
Insane.

Hi, I'm home!

Rory: we're in here!

We got a new thai menu
That looks kind of promising.

I don't know where
Jessington way is, though --

Or never mind.

I am -- I am shocked.

I-I'm shocked to find there's
Cooking going on in here.

It is shocking, isn't it?

We're making paella.

Paella?

Who can even spell paella,
Let alone make it?

That smells good.

Can I get you wine?
We have red and white.

And in paella, there's chicken,
Sausage, and shrimp.

Uh, red, please.

How was the town
Meeting?

Yeah,
How was taylor?

Logan's fascinated
With taylor.

He's insane.

He is ripping out the gazebo
With a crane.

What?
What do you mean?

He's ripping out the gazebo
With a crane.

He thinks that it defeats
The purpose of the maze

If we can still see
A town landmark.

Wait. I cannot believe
That he is doing that.

That gazebo has been there since
Paul revere was a baby boy.

I know. So what can I do?
How can I help?

You can chop peppers.

Peppers. Those are the --
Oh, right.

Hey, how do you know
How to make paella?

Well, when I was a junior
At exeter or --

No, sorry, andover --

I did a semester abroad
In spain.

Spain -- wow.

[ cell phone rings ]

Oh! I think that's me.

Rory: hello?

So, I heard you had
A really tough business deal.

I'm sorry about that.

Oh, yeah,
That's the way it goes.

These things happen.

A business is like an ocean.
You just got to surf it.

[ chuckles ]
Right.

Um, but rory said you're working
On some new ideas.

How's that going?
Great.

Really great.
It's an exciting time.

This is the real dot-com
Renaissance.

Everything's changing
From the way media is sourced

To the way we buy things
To what we buy.

All the restrictions of the
Brick-and-mortar retail mall

Are gonna be a thing
Of the past.

Hmm.

Oh, yeah, it's way beyond amazon
And ebay now.

It's kind of like
What's going on

With these simulation games,

Like "Second life"
Or "World of warcraft."

Actual currency is being
Exchanged for virtual goods.

Oh, yeah?

Theoretically,
I could make a fortune

Selling virtual lightsabers
Or something on "Everquest ii."

Whatever happened
To selling encyclopedias?

Not virtual enough,
I guess.

Ideas are really
My commodity.

With the experience I have
And the contacts I've gained,

I really feel
With the right idea,

Boom, I could be right back
On top.

Oh, my god.
I got it!

I got the job!

Oh, my god, honey!

I can't believe it!

I can.
I knew you were
Gonna get it.

It's a real writing job!

A real writing job!

I'd have a salary
And a desk

And maybe even an office.

Well, not an office, but she did
Say something about a desk

And a salary and a 401k,

And I have to tell her
Yes or no by monday.

Oh, I'm so proud
Of you, ace.

Oh, honey!

Someone actually wants
To pay me to write.

We need to celebrate.
Absolutely.

All right, to you.

Cheers.

You know what
This calls for.

What?
Paella.

[ laughs ]

Yes.

Rory: it's a good job.

It's a really good job.

I can't really imagine
Living in providence.

I don't think there's a lot
Going on there.

Well, there's brown.
It's a pretty cool college town.

Which would be great
If I hadn't just spent

The last four years in college
At a college town.

It is a great paper,
Though.

I guess that's the part
To focus on.

It's an excellent paper.

But it's kind of small.

You could be the big fish
In the small pond.

Which means I would actually
Get to write some articles,

Which would be great.

But I don't know.

Is it better to be
A small fish

In a pond where
I'm gonna learn more

And have career-advancement
Opportunities?

You don't have to decide
Until monday,

And between now and then,
You can eat a lot of pie.

Yes, if we ever make it
To weston's.

Yeah, where is this weston's
Of yours?

Normally,
It's not far away,

But all this hay's blocking
All the parking spots.

It's too much hay.

Well, we're burning off
A lot of calories,

So thank goodness you ordered
An extra pie.

Two extra pies, actually.
Nice!

To be quite honest,

This is one of the best jobs
I could imagine getting.

That's really great.

I know, but it's just
One of, you know?

It's not the best.
It's just...

[ sighs ]
I don't know.

I mean,
If I take this job,

I'm giving up the chance
At the reston fellowship.

Which you really,
Really want.

I'd be giving up
The new york times, you know?

But then, is it idiotic
To give up a great job

For this chance
At another job?

Not even a job.

The fellowship's only
A six-week paid internship.

But if the fellowship
Is your dream,

I guess people should go
For their dreams.

Yes, honey, I want all
Your dreams to come true.

You got to go for it sometimes.
Screw the 401k.

Oh, well, not everyone can live
In tha dream world.

It's not in a dream world,
Necessarily.

Yes, it is, if you're talking
About following your whims

And neglecting
Financial security.

I'm not saying to neglect
Financial security.

Okay.
Not at all.

When you're 22,

I don't think a 401k needs
To be your top priority.

Well, all I'm saying is
Food costs money

And rent costs money
And a salary gives you money,

So that can be
A good thing.

I agree.

I'm aware of the reality
Of money.

Okay.

You guys figure out
My future.

I'm gonna go pick up
These pies.

Okay.

I just got my first
Credit-card statement.

I'm very much aware
Of the reality of money.

You just got your first
Credit-card statement?

Earning money is great.
It's just not everything.

No, I agree.

I think in this particular
Situation,

Rory should take
The gamble.

The gamble?
Rory's not a gambler, you know?

She's a thoughtful,
Deliberate decision maker.

I know that.

You're a gambler,
But that's not her.

Okay, cherry pie,
Banana-cream pie,

And strawberry-rhubarb
Pie.

Great!

I just figured,
If we're gonna do pie,

We might as well do pie.

Let's do pie.
Let's do pie.

What you doing awake, ace?

Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, a pro/con list.

Classic rory gilmore
Pro/con list.

There's so many factors!
Yeah.

What about all
The other newspapers

That have my résumé,
You know?

Taking this job
Means rejecting

All those other
Possibilities.

I should factor that in.

Or what about
The very real possibility

That print journalism
Is a dying animal?

I should factor that in
As a pro,

Because newspaper jobs
Might become increasingly rare,

And I should snap up
What I can get,

But also as a con,

Because I should be careful
About getting too entrenched

In what could become
An anachronistic medium.

Mm-hmm.

"Pro -- air quality
In providence

"As compared to air quality
In manhattan.

"Con -- chinese-food quality
In providence

As compared to chinese-food
Quality in manhattan."

You need to go to sleep.

Oh, no, but these are
Pivotal hours.

These are the hours
When I'm gonna make my decision.

Haven't you ever heard of
The expression "Sleep on it"?
But --

We can do a pro/con list
About you doing a pro/con list,

But I say we do it
In the morning.

I guess I am kind of tired.
I bet.

[ yawns ]

What are you doing
There, babe?

[ grunts ]

Just trying to get my pants on
And get some water.

Oh, yeah? Some water?
With your pants?

Yeah, I don't want to go
Out there without pants.

You need to put a shirt on
To get water?

What if your mom's
Out there?

I don't want her thinking
I'm david hasselhoff.

She's not gonna think
You're david hasselhoff.

Socks?

Logan, she's not gonna
Think anything weird.

I promise.

Socks without shoes
Looks ridiculous.

I'll be right back,
Sweetie.

All right, good night,
David hasselhoff.

[ door closes ]

Oh.

Oh, hey.

Hi.
I'm sorry.

I didn't wake you, did I?

No, I was...
Craving some pie,

But you know what?
I'm not -- I'm not hungry.

I just needed some water.

That's okay.
I'll...See you in the morning.

Lorelai?
Yeah?

I want you to know
I'm not a gambler.

Okay.

Look, I know that rory
Tells you stuff,

And you know all these things
About me,

Like I know you know I went
To vegas and all that,

And I want you to know
That's not who I am.

I don't want you
To be worried.

Well...

I am worried.

I'm a mom.
That's what we do.

Well, what exactly are you
Worried about?

Okay.

I'm worried that you're not
Worried enough.

You take things lightly.

This whole "You got to surf
The waves" attitude.

"Cowabunga, dude."

I mean, you just lost
Millions of dollars.

I know.
I know I did, believe me.

And I don't feel
"Cowabunga, dude" inside.

Believe me,
I know I made a big mistake.

You do?
Yeah.

But I don't want to act
Like that in front of you.

I mean, for one thing,

The whole
Self-flagellation thing --

It's kind of embarrassing,

And I want you
To think well of me.

All right, well...
It's good for me to know.

It's good for me to know that
You know you made a mistake.

I made a mistake.
I messed up.

I really messed up.

Okay.

I think 401k's
Are important.

I think responsibility
And paying your bills

And dealing with reality
Is important.

Well, I'm beginning to learn
About reality.

I grew up with a lot
Of privilege.

You had that whole
Silver-spoon-in-the-mouth thing,

And that's not how
I raised rory.
I know that.

This was not
A silver-spoon household.

This was spork city
All the way.

I get that,
And I respect that

Because I just spat out
A whole place setting

Of sterling silver
Royal danish.

I left
My dad's company,

I left that world
Because I have my own values.

I understand that.

I thought you would
Because that's what you did.

You left the world of privilege
To do things your way.

I guess I never thought
Of it that way.

And you did it
When you were younger

And had a baby
To take care of.

It was really impressive.

I don't need you to be
Impressed by me.

I just need you to know
It wasn't easy.

I know that.

I didn't get anything
Like "Boom," you know?

I worked hard
For everything I got.

I want to work.

I'm ready to work.

And I want to work hard.

All right, then.

All right, then.

Since we're up,

Do you think we should have
Some pie?

Yeah.
Really?

Think we should have
Some vanilla ice cream on it?

That's my favorite.
I love vanilla ice cream.

[ piano playing upbeat tune ]

Are there any people
Chasing you?

No, it's just a maze --
A maze made out of hay.

And there's no people
Jumping out at you

With, like, squirt guns?

It's just a maze,
But it's made out of hay!

So, wait a minute.
There's no lights or fireworks?

It's really just a maze
Made out of hay?

What a drag.

You're preaching
To the choir.

Well, I can't believe we're
Finally here at the maze.

It's all I've dreamed
Since I could dream.

There is just something
About being in a maze of hay.

It's so much fun!

Man, am I glad I got out
Of that waterslide park

So I could come
To the hay-bale maze!

Take it down, olivier.

Not buying
The waterslide thing?

Well,
Just keep it real.

Well, the hay-bale maze
Is gonna be really fun,

And then afterwards,
Sookie has prepared hot dogs

And funnel cakes
And salty nuts --

All the festival
Classics.

You like hay-bale mazes?

Oh, yeah,
I'm crazy about them.

That's cool.

Come on,
Let's go!

Hey, thanks.
No problem.

Wow, look at that.

You think maybe taylor
Was right?
Rory: bite your tongue.

That man is a genius.

Whoa!
Hi, guys.

That was, "Whoa!"
Right, babe?

Whoa.

Oh, you okay?
The maze.

Just high on the maze.

Taylor: let's go, people.
Keep it moving.

[ sneezes ]
Damn allergies.

[ sniffles ]

All right, next 10 can go.
[ sniffling ]

Uh, no gum, no matches,
No pushing, no shoving.

Kirk:
No running in the maze!

Oh, and if you get lost
In the maze, don't panic,

Just stand still,
Wave your hands,

And the, uh, maze guard
Will find you.

I'm gonna say hi
To sookie and jackson.

I'll be right back.

Hey, kids.
Hi, you guys.

Did the kids
Like the maze?

The kids loved the maze.

We loved the maze.
Really?

Yeah, it's really fun.

But it has no fireworks,
No lights,

No guys with squirt guns.
Why is it so fun?

It's just cool!

You know when you were making
That pro/con list?

Yeah?

I kind of noticed
There was something
On there about me.

Oh. Yeah.
I didn't know where to put you.

Yeah,
I saw you wrote "Logan,"

And then there were like
Three question marks.

Well, there were just
So many factors.

I wasn't sure to what extent
I should factor you in.

Well, I want you to know I don't
Want you to factor me in.

Oh.

Okay.

No. I mean...

I'm not sure exactly
What I'm gonna be doing next,

And I know I want to start
Putting my ideas out,

And I know I want
To start working,

But I think you should do
What you want to do,

And then -- and then maybe
I'll factor you in.

Oh. You want
To factor me in.

Yeah. I'd like that.

If you're in providence,

Maybe I'll come live
In providence.

That would be great.

But just, in general,
I'd like to factor you in, too.

Okay.

But for this one,
You make your decision

Based on what you want
For you.

You do what you want.

Okay.

You know
What I really want?

What's that?

I want to go
For the fellowship.

I'm gonna say no
To the pro jo.

Okay.

Yeah, I'm gonna go for it.
Okay.

Okay, next group!

No gum, no matches,
No pushing, no shoving.

If you get lost in the maze,
Wave to the man on stilts.

You're good to go.

Mom, you want to come
With us?

Uh, no, go ahead.

[ sneezes ]

[ children laughing ]

Luke:
You got the tuna there?

Tuna on rye, tuna on wheat,
Mayo, no mayo respectively.

Yeah. No.

No, delivery time
Hasn't changed.

Yeah.

No, no, no, the maze
Hasn't changed anything.

Okay, all right.

Uh, french dip, ham and swiss,
Fries, fries, onion rings,

Roast beef, blt, blt no "B,"

Blt no "T,"
Turkey on rye, burger.

Yep. No.

No problem.

Okay.
"Okay" what?

I've got something
To tell you.

I don't have time
For dramatic pauses.

I've mastered the maze.

First, I thought I had
To go around the maze

To make the deliveries,

But, dude, it's easier to go
Through the maze.

Great, zach.
I know.

At first, I wrote it down,
The path,

But I don't need it because
It's all up here, or in here.

Check it out,
Eyes closed --

It goes left, right, right,
Left, left, left, right.

Wait.
Left, left, right --

Don't give it away.

I am dying to go
Through the maze.

I bet it's fabulous.
It so is.

Go.
Go?

Don't you need help here?

No, go ahead.
I don't need you.

Bye, dad.
Have a fabulous time.

I got a patty-melt burger
Well-done,

Pastrami on rye, chili dog,
And three orders of fries.

I'm good to go, man.

You know
What I'm gonna do?

I can't begin to imagine.

I'm gonna go through the maze
At night,

All alone, me,
A blindfold.

You know how I can do it?

How's that?
I can smell the hay.

We can all smell the hay.

No, dude.
I can smell the hay.

[ children laughing ]

Oh, god! Hey.

"Hey." hay.

Oh, you got snacks.

Yeah, well,
Zach forgot these.

The hay's kind of
Gone to his head.

He gave me
These directions here.

[ gasps ]
So I just go right,
Left --

What?
What is that?

Oh!
April gave it to me.

You have a bracelet
On your wrist.

She's into jewelry.
It's just a phase.

What could I do?

Uh, wow!

It's just one of these
Crazy phases.

I was just getting used
To the fact I had a daughter.

Now all of a sudden,
I have a teenager.

It's wild.
Time just goes by.

Luke.
Yeah.

I'm sorry.

Yeah, I'm, uh --
I'm sorry, too.

Let me go first.

Okay.

I messed up.

That night I went
To christopher --

I'm sorry.

Yeah.

I never admitted it to you
That it was wrong what I did,

And it was,
And I'm really sorry.

Okay.

Thanks.

[ sighs ]

I don't know why
I didn't say this before.

Ah.

You know...

I'm sorry, too, 'cause...

I don't know,
It's just...

Now that I've had
April, it's...

I've learned a lot,

And I was crazy to think
That I had to fix everything

In my relationship
With april

Before I could really
Be with you.

That's just not how
You fix things.

Things just don't
Stand still.

They're always changing.

Yeah.

I guess I was
Compartmentalizing?

If that's what
You call it.

I should have opened
My compartments.

I should have gotten
Your help.

I wanted to help.

I know.

And I'm sorry.

And I'm sorry, also,

Because I think I kind of
Used april to push you away.

You did, huh?

Yeah, I think so.

I was afraid, and...

I'm so sorry.

It's really okay.

I'm glad.

Me too.

Well, I got some fries
That are getting cold.

Oh, yeah, well, I got to find
My way out of here.

By the way,
You're really close.

Just go left, two rights,
And you're out.

Thanks.

* nothing's gonna break
Your heart today *

* nothing's gonna steal
Your light away *

* no

* even when the skies
Are turning gray *