All language subtitles for Gilmore Girls S04E15 1080p WEB-DL DD+ 2.0 x264-TrollHD_track3_[und]

I am going into business
With jason stiles.

The official launch party
For your company is next week.

I've got the entire thing
Organized.

All I need
Is your guest list.

I've organized a trip
To atlantic city.

What?
That is different.

Jason decided to take
The clients to atlantic city.

Did he know all the work
You put into this?

Are you pennilyn lott,
My dad's college sweetheart?

Yes.

You're my almost mommy.

I don't want to go to seventh
Day adventist college.

I want to play
With my band.

I want to be a drummer.

Children do not
Make the rules.

You may move out and live
Like that somewhere else.

How does pennilyn know that
Lorelai's opening an inn?

Excuse me?

She knows that lorelai's
Opening an inn.

How did she know?

I told her.

We've been having lunch
Once a year for many years.

Call my cell
Or call me at jason's.

We got to stop meeting like
This, hon.

Hi, this is lorelai gilmore
And you've reached my cellphone.

Leave a message and I'll --

And I don't have time
To see my kid,

Just even talk to her,
And I miss her.

I haven't talked to my mom,

And I really need
To talk to her.

Lorelai: hi, hon.

I'm just seeing if I could catch
You, but you're out.

Nothing much to report here.
Give me a call when you can.

Rory: okay, give me a call
When you can.

Bye, mom.

Hey.
Hey.

[ chuckles ]
Ow!

Don't.

Ohh.

You okay?

You hurt my feelings
Just now.

I mean you doing okay
With everything?

You're referring to my meltdown
In the park.

It wasn't a meltdown.

Oh, it was a meltdown.

They're making it into a
Movie -- "Meltdown in the park."

It's just a working title.
Baz luhrmann's directing.

The movie luke wears tights
And sings.

But you're okay?

Thanks to my knight
In shining armor.

I just hope alec baldwin
Captures your rare essence.

And slims down a little
For the role.

I should deliver these.

Can I work on my laptop?

Does it make noise?

No, but I sometimes do.

You always do.
Thanks.

Kirk.
What's with the --

It's not a purse!

I wasn't gonna say
"Purse."

What's with the gay bag?

It's a dog carrier.

My girlfriend's gone out of town
With some friends,

And I'm watching buster
For her.

And they're girlfriends,
Not guys.

I called the hotel
She booked

And verified that it's a girl's
Name on the register with her,

Not that I don't trust her.
Clearly.

Over there okay?
Sure.

Carol, danny, jamie,
Sean, chris?

What's that?

Just a list of guys' names
That could be girls.

You want coffee?

Yes.

What is this?
Phone cord.

I can't have this here.

Don't worry. It's not plugged in
To your regular line.

It's the fax line you put in
A year ago that you never use.

The fax line you made me put in
To get in fax orders,

Even though no one has ever
Wanted to put in a fax order,

And I never got
The fax machine,

Like I told you I would never,
Ever get the fax machine,

Making the fax line
Pointless.

Let me get on the "Guinness
World records" website.

Yes, that's the most times

Anyone has used the word "Fax"
In a sentence.

Just be quick with this.

Man, I love e-mail.

Every day rory and I write
Each other multiple times.

You enjoy typing to people
More than talking to them?

Wrong perspective.

E-mail is a return to the
Romantic days of letter writing.

It's pure dickens.
Why dickens?

It's just when I picture
Letter writing,

I picture charles dickens.

Charles dickens wrote
More letters than other people?

No, it's just I can easily
Picture him in his study

With his dog and his pipe
And his fancy feathered pen,

Writing [british accent]
"Cheerio, old bean.

"Have a cup of tea.
How's big ben?

"How's the tower of london,
Sister suffragette?

Tuppence a bag."

Sounds like an idiot.

Hey, luke, coffee.

Oh, this is embarrassing.

I could unplug,
But then I'd just have to start

The whole process
All over again.

Or you could just eat here

And save e-mailing
For when you're...

Excuse me.

You have a dog there?

No. Why?

Just putting two
And two together.

Well,
It's coming out five.

Buster is at home,
Asleep.

Mm-hmm.

Okay.
What'll you have?

Oatmeal, extra brown sugar
On the side,

And a pound
Of raw hamburger.

Or just the oatmeal
Will be fine.

[ sighs ]

Voilà!

This does nothing.

It makes it easier
To limbo under.

This is my place.
I shouldn't have to limbo.

Kirk:
You still sleepy?

Why is kirk talking
To his man purse?

You got sleepy face.
You have to tinkle?

Uh, where is that?

Just looking for my lucky
Magazine, and, uh...

Ow!

[ grunts ]
Paper cut.

* if you're out
On the road *

* feelin' lonely
And so cold *

* all you have to do
Is call my name *

* and I'll be there
On the next train *

* where you lead,
I will follow *

* anywhere that you tell me to

* if you need

* if you need

* you need me to be with you

* I will follow

* oh, oh, oh

* where you lead,
I will follow *

* any, anywhere
That you tell me to *

* if you need

* if you need

* you need me to be with you

* I will follow where you lead

[ coughs ]

What are you doing?

Getting a drink.
You're sick.

Hence the fluids.

Did you use the doorknob?

As opposed to dematerializing,
Passing through the wall,

Then rematerializing
Out here?

No, I used the doorknob.

I begged you
Not to touch anything.

I'm not contagious anymore.

Paris, stop!

I'm not getting sick.

That's your deodorant.

Then what the hell did I spray
Under my arms?

That's mine.

Hello.
Guess where I'm standing.

You sound a little echoey.

I'm standing in the living room
Of my very own apartment!

You're kidding.

I'm waiting for the gasman.
Isn't that great?

I've got gas! Ignore the word.
Just focus on the enthusiasm.

How are you affording this?

I'm sharing it with zack
And brian.

You're living
With the band?

I have my own room, and they're
Gonna sleep in the living room.

That is so cool.
When do you move your stuff in?

Tomorrow if my mom hasn't
Sold it all by now.

You sound a little stuffed.

I've been sick,
But it's mostly deodorant stench

I'm suffering from
At the moment.

Oh, my god!
My first mail is here!

It's a chinese menu.

Frame it or something.

I will.
I'll call you later.

Bye.

That's not dangerous.

Fire kills germs.

And I'm sleeping with one
Of the other girls tonight.

How very the "L" word.

You done?

Your limboing days are over,
My friend.

Thanks for putting up
With me.

Well, I only fell once.

And gracefully.
Bye.

Hold on.
Why?

You're making me nervous.

Just, uh...

Here.
What's this?

It's what it is.

"A monk, a trunk, and a skunk."
What are you doing?

Carnak, although I don't have
A punch line.

Never stopped johnny.

Put that down.
Hide it.

Why?
What is it?

Open it later.

[ sighs ]
A check to me for $30,000.

Shh!

Luke, this is the money
I was gonna ask you for.

And you did ask,
And there it is.

But I didn't.
Not officially.

I blubbered an amount to you,

And we didn't get to talk about
A repayment schedule.

It's okay.
Or interest or collateral.

I had charts
And projections.

I wanted to take you out
To a nice dinner.

So send me
A honeybaked ham.

But this is wrong.

This is not how you do
These things.

I don't know how
To do these things.

Will you just take the money?

We at least have to
Go over the basics.

[ sighs ]

I don't want to read that.

Well, I'm not leaving
Until you read this napkin.

Okay.

Fine. Okay?

That's okay.

That's too much.

That's sufficient.

Okay, but what about this?

Nicole?!

I thought we were writing
And sliding.

What about nicole?
I need to know her role.

There is none.

If it's joint money,
I should acknowledge that

And thank her
The next time I see her.

You're not gonna see her.
Can we stop talking about this?

Okay, but I insist on typing up
Something legal and binding

For this loan.

I really just don't want to talk
About this anymore.

Okay.

We'll dot the I's and cross
The t's another day.

Yes, we'll cross and dot.

I just have to write down
One more thing.

What is so important now?

You're welcome.

Hi.

Gilmore --
Richard and emily gilmore.

Look, we single-handedly put
Your restaurant on the map

By praising your crab puffs

At eunice pierpont pennington's
Granddaughter's christening.

Hi, mom.

Oh, really?
You're new there?

Because your deft handling
Of this phone call displays

All the signs of a seasoned
And experienced hand.

Yes, go get trey.
That's a smashing idea.

Painful hello.

What's going on?

You couldn't see the smoke
From stars hollow?

Lettie burned the entrée.

Beyond edibility?
'cause I'm not picky.

No, I could not expose you
To such a loin.

Oh, if I had a nickel.
What?

So you had a burning loin.

I'm fighting to squeeze us into
Somewhere appropriate.

Someone to take pity
On the loinless.

Is that how you're dressed?
Is this a trick question?

It's really not appropriate
To go out in.

I did not foresee
Your burning loin.

Stop saying that word.

When will I get
This chance again?

I've seen that on you
A dozen times.

You should update
Your wardrobe.

My wardrobe is fine, mom.

The summer lines are coming out.
You should hit a store.

No need for you to hit
Any more stores.

You've done enough shopping
For a lifetime.

For methuselah's lifetime.

Hello, lorelai.

Hi, dad.

I didn't say
I was going shopping.

It's an instinct
That requires no verbalization.

I was suggesting that your
Daughter update her wardrobe.

No need to spread
Your disease either.

Richard!

Don't read more into this
Than what it is.

Just humiliating me.

Ah.

I should hang up
And let you both starve.

What do you mean?
What happened to dinner?

I told you not five minutes ago
That dinner was ruined.

Did you?
Yes.

I heard "Loin," but I didn't
Think you meant dinner.

This is making me
Very uncomfortable.

That's because you half listen
To everything I say.

Yes, I'm still here.

Good, check with him.

I think we have a shot
At bastide.

Isn't that a little drab?

We love bastide.

You love bastide.

Why don't we try that place
Jason took me to last week?

A lot of hip clientele.

He pointed out moby to me.
He's that bald musician.

That's pretty hip, dad.

When did you have dinner
With moby?

Moby was just there.

Jason played me
Some of his music later.

I liked it.

We're going to bastide,
But don't fret.

Maybe the beatles
Will be there.

You can sit in and jam
With them.

Two of the beatles
Are dead, emily.

Only one is dead.

No, a second beatle died
Just recently.

Lorelai?

Could you press the "Pause"
Button on this conversation?

I really want rory to hear
The rest of it.

If we're going to bastide,
You should change your jacket.

All right.

And please shave that moustache,
I beg of you.

I want to see what it looks like
Fully grown, emily.

That was the agreement.

Well, it looks like
A caterpillar now.

In two weeks it'll look like
A bigger caterpillar.

Very funny.
I'm not trying to be funny.

I will shave it
When I shave it.

Yes. Yes, we'll be there.
Thank you.

Wait!

They can take us if we can
Be there in five minutes

And order as quickly
As possible.

It'll take longer than that.

Not if we move.
What about my jacket?

They'll be staring
At your moustache.
Emily.

Come on. Scoot. And be thinking
About what you want.

Whoa, just one little
Problem here. Rory?

What about her?
She's not here yet.

She's not coming.

She's been sick all week.
I told her to stay and rest.

She's been sick?

Didn't you know?

Oh, yeah, I knew.

I'm having sea bass.
Think, think.

Mm-hmm.

I knew it.

Hello?
We have
An e-mail relationship.

Hi.

[ gasps ] She speaks.
She has the ability.

What's wrong?

Are you okay?
Are you sick?

I'm getting over a cold.
You knew that.

No, I didn't, because our
Once-wonderful relationship --

Envy of all the world,
More intimate than that

Of the naked couple
In the "Love is..." cartoons --

Has degenerated into
E-mail correspondence.

I'm sure I wrote
I had a cold.

No, you didn't.

In all those e-mails, I
Didn't mention it?

All those e-mails?

I'm sorry,
But you write less

Than the people
Offering to enlarge

A piece of anatomy
I do not possess.

I could have sworn
I told you.

I just reread every e-mail you
Sent in the past 10 days.

No sickness mentioned,
But you did share these gems.

"Hey, what up?
Is it freezing there, too? Ice."

And, "Whew. Pooped."

Then you added one of those
Obnoxious hieroglyphics

That I can never read
That are supposed to indicate

You're laughing or smiling
Or frowning or vomiting.

That's a typo.
I don't do cutesy symbols.

You're not even using verbs.
That's not a relationship.

Relationships need verbs.

Yours aren't much better.
I'm not saying they are.

I can never get you
On the phone.

I can never get you!
You got me now.

Freak of nature.
Do you look the same?

Hold on.
My nose ring is itching.

Don't kid.

I'm mad and needy,

And I ended up going out to
Dinner alone with my parents,

Who bickered the whole time

About which beatle is alive
And which is dead.

Where'd they land?

John and keith are dead.

Paul and bingo are
Still kicking.

Play hooky tomorrow.

From what?

I don't know.
Whatever you got.

I know you're always busy,
But let's do something.

What about the inn?

They can live without me
For a day.

Tomorrow's actually good.
Really?

There's a newspaper thing,
But I can skip that.

Cool!
What do we do?

I don't know.

Mom said the summer clothing
Lines are out.

Want to go shopping?
We haven't done that in ages.

But we're both
Totally skint.

Huh?
We're what?

We're skint -- broke.
It's british.

You've learned to speak british.
I didn't even know about it.

You know what I mean.

We won't buy anything.
We'll just window-shop.

That could be fun.

It'll be like we're in
An old movie.

Walking around,
Window-shopping like roz russell

And ava gardner
On fifth avenue.

I'm with you.

Meet me at the inn,
10:00?

But it's been so long.

How will we recognize
Each other?

We'll wear a rose
In our lapels.

Or dangling
From my nose ring.

You're kidding
About that, right?

I'm leaving you
In suspense.

Tomorrow at 10:00,
Roz darling?

Till tomorrow,
Ava dearest.

Look out.
Coming through.

What's with all the dogs,
Kirk?

People in town saw how good
I was with lulu's dog

That they asked me to watch
Theirs -- for a fee, of course.

What are you looking for?
Shh. Come on.

It's a game I'm playing
With the dogs -- tracker.

See,
I cut one of them loose,

And then the rest of us hide
Until we get tracked down.

At the moment,
We're hiding from snuggles.

We are?

It helps them hone
Their tracking skills,

And the kids love it.
What kids?

The babies.
The dogs.

You ever the one
That gets cut loose?

I've gone twice.

Shh. Snuggles.

Cute, but not the smartest tool
In the shed.

He found us!

Celebrate!

Come on, luke.
Celebrate!

I'll have a beer tonight.

Beer?
Oh, no!

We don't like beer.
Beer is bad.

Cookies!

Cookies!

Cookies!

Cookies!

Cookies!
Celebrate!

Cookies!
[ dog barks ]

Hi, rory.

Hi, tom.
How's it going?

Not half bad.

Then it's half good.

That makes it sound better
Than it is.

What's with the flower?

It's so my mom and I will
Recognize each other.

Girl thing?
Yeah.

I'm not into girl things.

You're a contractor.
Yep. Later.

Oh, excuse me.
Can I have your autograph?

What?

I thought you were
One of the village people.

Ouch.
I'm kidding.

I'm a kidder.
What are you doing here?

I'm meeting my mom.
We're playing hooky.

The flower's a private joke
For her?

You know me well.
Yeah, I do.

So, um,
You okay and all?

Yeah. Oh, that.
I'm fine now.

A little nervous breakdown can
Really work wonders for a girl.

I didn't mean to lay
All that on you.

That's what shoulders
Are for.

Well, you've got a heck
Of an understanding shoulder.

Hey, you want to hammer
Something?

Always.

Be my guest.
Really?

Tom went outside.
Do it. Go on.

I feel like I should spit or
Hike up my shorts or something.

Wow.

You're a natural.

I think I must have been
A carpenter in another life,

Or just someone
Who really hated nails.

Hi, rory.

Oh, hi, lindsay.

Hi.

Are we early?
No, not at all.

Mom and I just wanted to get
A nice jump on things today.

Did lindsay tell you we found
A new dry cleaner?

No.
Tell him, lindsay!

They use less solvent,
So it's cleaner.

I'm really into
The environment.

Oh, me too.

So, are you working here?

No, that was illegal hammering.
Completely nonunion.

Come the revolution,
I shall be shot.

Let's set up lunch
Before everything gets cold.

Lunch?
This early?

Oh, our dino's up at 5:00.

Dino?

Don't worry.

Mom made lunch today,
So it's safe to eat.

Lindsay's mom is teaching her
How to cook.

It's hard.
Do you know how?

If you count radiator
Quesadillas.

I should have started
Teaching you sooner.

Don't make that mistake
With your little one.

[ both chuckle ]
Are you...

Rory? Rory?

Rory? [ gasps ]

Rory, rory, rory!

Ha ha.

You're never going to attract
A man looking like that.

Over here,
Biddy bidster.

Oh, bye.

Hi.
Oh, you wore a rose.

That was the agreement.

Hey, lindsay.
Hey, theresa.

Hi.Hi.

You ready?
Let's go.

Okay.

Hey, how often
Does this happen?

Oh, well, it's a hot lunch
Every day.

Plus they always bring something
For the group.

Yesterday it was peanut brittle
Lindsay made.

It broke a crown,
Three teeth,

Then a hazmat team came
And took it away.

They put everything
On pretzels nowadays.

You're our new
Best friend, howard.

We don't say that
To just anybody.

Just anybody holding
Free food.

We'll be back.

Stock up.

Okay, here we go.

Where should we start?

Well, we're window-shopping,
So let's find a window.

I see rows and rows
Of windows.

Hey, let's walk arm in arm

Like window-shopping ladies
Do in movies.

You got it.

I wish I'd brought a xylophone
With me.

There's always
A bouncy xylophone playing

When movie girls window-shop.

So, left or right?

Let's go right.

Okay.

Oh, cool.

That would look great
On you.
I love blue.

You should make a mental note
To get that

When you're back
In the cash.

Done.

Shall we?

Let's shall.

Oh, sorry.

One of the risks
Of linked-arm walking.

Lane.

Hello.

Come in.

Thank you.

Hello, aunt jun.

Hello.

Your aunt jun brought your
Cousin christine to help.

Say hello to christine.

Hello, christine.

Hello, lane.

Jun and I will remain down here
While you move.

You may use whatever boxes you
Need, plus bubble wrap and tape.

Just write down what you take
For inventory purposes.

I will.
Thank you.

You're welcome.

Go with lane, christine.

I don't believe it!
You're moving!

What happened?
Tell me everything!

Was there a fight?
Are you getting married?

No female kim has ever moved out
Without getting married.

You're not
Getting married, right?

I love the floorboard thing!
It's so "Hogan's heroes"!

I wonder if I can pull up the
Floorboards at my house.

Have you heard of the
Libertines?

What about the white stripes?
Is it over for them?

What about zeppelin?
I'm getting more retro.

What's a good zeppelin?
"Ii," "Iii"?

"Iii"'s got
"Stairway to heaven," right?

Man, it's like a funeral
Down there.

I thought my mom was harsh,
But your mom makes the guy

From joy division look like
One of the teletubbies.

Aren't you going to tape
The boxes before you leave?

Where do you buy the cds
With the swear words?

Did you buy them in disguise?
Did someone buy them for you?

Have you ever --

Kid, do I look green
And wrinkly to you?

No? That's right.
I'm not yoda.

So if you're looking for
A mentor, call the dalai lama.

What I'm here to do is get
My stuff and split.

Be quiet and start
Assembling boxes.

And "Stairway to heaven"
Is from "Led zeppelin iv"!

If you're going to get into
Classic rock, know it,

Don't blow it!

[ sighs ]

Are you getting a car?
Do you have a license?

Are kims allowed to drive?
I'm dying to drive.

[ sighs ]

I left the inventory list
In the room.

Very good.

I guess I'll be going.

Yes.

Step away from lane,
Christine.

[ sighs ]

[ door opens, closes ]

Oh, that's nice.

Which?
That.

The skirt and the blouse?

Yeah. More the skirt
Than the blouse.

I like them both.

Oh, they have
Nice-looking jackets.

Where?
In the back there.

Oh, cute.

Mental note.

Absolutely.

Next window?

Sure.

Okay, this sucks.

Completely.

This is the least amount
Of fun I've ever had,

Barring the time we went
To mummenschanz.

This is way less fun.

Window-shopping?
What was I thinking?

But it sounds fun.
It should be fun.

Not if you think about it.

Window-shopping is like going
To a museum,

But you're actually interested
In what you're looking at,

And everyone can buy something
Except for you.

I've made so many mental notes
In my head of things to get

That I think my head has
Actually gotten bigger.

Look at all these haughty people
With their bags,

Just rubbing our faces in it.

What were roz russell
And ava gardner thinking?

What movie did you see them
Window-shop in?

I don't know that I did.

I just picked two old
Movie-actress names.

I don't know that I've seen
Anyone window-shop in a movie.

This whole outing was
A house of sand

Built on a foundation
Of straw.

Hey, maybe if we went in
The store, it would be better.

Well, it would be way better

Than just pressing our noses
Up against the windows.

Nope.

Worse!

Much worse.

Time to pull the plug, hon.

But what do we do?
It's still morning.

We could ride the glass elevator
Up and down.

Oh, god, we're sad.

They've got
A merry-go-round.

It costs money.

Right, and we're skint.

Plus the dirty diapers
Have touched those seats.

Well, let's just go somewhere
Where things are not for sale.

Let's be rid of temptation.

Sounds good.

Do you see howard?

I see howard,
And he's got a fresh batch.

I'm looking forward
To howard.

Oh, no.

What?

Emily.
Emily who?

Emily the strange
With the black cat

And the boots made
For kicking.

Who do you think?

Grandma's here?
Are you sure?

Very sure.
Why are we hiding?

Reflex.
We have to say hello
To her.

Why? We're two ships.
We're passing.

If she sees us,
We're going to have to explain.

So hide good.

Lorelai, rory!

Mom, hi.
Hi, grandma.

Meet me up here.

Oh, we're going down.

Meet me up here!

Okay.

Go down,
Then meet me up here!

Right. Coming.

Oh, we stink at hiding.
[ sighs ]

Hi.Hi.

What are you doing here?

I thought you were both
Swamped with work.

Uh, well, yes, well,
Rory got a special, uh --

The chancellor
Gave me a --

I actually was able to take
A half a day, too.

And so we've --

Just to spend some time.

We're playing hooky.

How long have you been here?

Hour and a half.
Where are your bags?

We're just window-shopping.

Like roz russell
And ava gardner.

What's the fun in that?
There's no fun in that.

We're thinking of suing
Roz and ava's estates.

Well, come on.

Oh. Where?

Shopping.
Come on. Pip-pip.

Mom, we were just leaving.

You're not leaving.
Now, come on.

I guess we're following
My mother.

She's very aggressive
Today.

I think the passive part of her
Personality is playing hooky.

Come on!

Coming!

Hey, did you guys bring
Silverware

Or drinking glasses
Or anything for the kitchen?

I didn't.

We've no bowls!
We have no cups!

[ gasps ]
But we do have a him.

There's a him in one
Of the cupboards?

An ex-him, to be exact.

He's belly-up.
He was a big boy, too.

A big, fat, belly-up
Big boy.

Hey, watch it.
That's my stereo!

We didn't need
Your stereo, brian.

We've got my stereo.

We've got three stereos
And no forks.

We're kind of lacking
In shelf space.

Well, maybe you should skip
Displaying

Your "Futurama"
Action figures.

That might open space up
A bit.

There are no curtains
On the windows!

People can see right in.
What if we're naked?

Please, never be naked.
I try not to be.

And how can there be
No refrigerator?

There's no refrigerator?

I just assumed
There'd be one!

Great, so it's back
To the middle ages for us.

Let's start storing meat
In stocks of salt.

Is that someone
Looking in?

What's that?

It's a night light.

Dude, when the sex pistols
Roomed together,

No way did they have
A night light.
You don't know that.

I read johnny rotten's book.
No mention of a night light.

Towels!
I don't have towels.

I've got this.
This is not gonna work.

Hey, when you said you had
A bed for me,

You didn't say it would be
Bunk beds.

But they're cool.
The bottom one's like a fort.

We're not playing fort.

We've got to start a list.

Anyone have paper
Or a pen or money?

Dude, look, this is my side
Of the shelf.

Your stuff's encroaching.

It's not encroaching.

Bender and leela are
On my side.

Put them back on your side.

That's not bender.
That's nibbler.

Bender's a robot.

Are you remotely aware
That you're not 12?

They're on my side!

They're on my side, dude.
Move them.

Guys, stop!
Look down.

There's a whole empty shelf
For you to use.

But we put that aside
For you.

What?

For your cds and stuff.
You need a shelf, lane.

Jeez.
You smeared my glasses.

This is gonna work,
One step at a time.

Listen, we set aside a shelf
For you in the john, too.

You don't need to hug us
For that.

[ sighs ]

Uh, mom, where's the fire?
We have a lot
To get through.

Mrs. Gilmore,
Did I know you were coming?
Not unless
You're clairvoyant.

What are we
Looking for today?

What are we
Not looking for?

This is my daughter, lorelai,
And my granddaughter, rory.

Nice to meet you.

Same here.
Hi.

What's new?
I want a full report.

We have a china set
Still in its crate

That screams
"Emily gilmore."
Hand-painted?

Designed in 1870 for the
Shah of persia -- the finest.

Would you like to see it?

No need.
Give me a set of 12.

Plus soup tureens,
Sauce boats, the works.

What else?
Doreen.

That's gorgeous.

From giorgio baldi's studio
In venice.

They only made 18.

Wrap them up.
Right away.

[ grunts ]

Lorelai!

Your brake lights were out.

You!

You've got richard gilmore's
Sizes on file.

Pull the latest brionis
In an assortment of colors

And charge them
To our account.
Yes, ma'am.

What are brionis?

Six months of my car payments,
Plus a car.

Include accessories and three
Pairs of loafers -- italian.

They should feel
Like butter.

Make it four.
Hell, make it six.

Yes, ma'am.
And jewelry.

Add an assortment of jewelry

Appropriate for a man
With a moustache.

What would that be?

Bracelets, pinkie rings?

And a moustache comb -- the most
Expensive one you've got.

I will look.
Excuse me.

Uh, mom --
Keep up.

Does dad even want
Any of this stuff?

He doesn't know
What he wants, lorelai,

So I choose what he wants.

Excuse me.
I want this.

I'm sorry, ma'am.
It's not for sale.

Everything's for sale.

I will take care of it.

Mom, dad does not need
Another globe.

Then rory can have it.
She can use a globe.

It doesn't even have
The right countries on it.

Or california.

Start picking!

Start picking what?

Everything, anything!

Mom, we don't have any money.

It's on your father.
But, grandma --

Some help, please.

You like hats?

Uh, kind of.

That one.
Put it on her.

Ooh.

I like it.

These scarves match, and
Of course you'll need gloves.

We'll take them all.

Hey, see those marbles rolling
On the floor?

They're mom's.
They spilled out of her head.

I do like the chapeau.

Do not get sucked in!
This is craziness!

It's just a hat.

It's a symbol.

We don't know
What it's symbolizing.

Lorelai!

Ugh.

You need a watch.
I don't wear a watch.

Do you have a watch?
No.

Then you need a watch.

Which ones have diamonds?

Next display.

Mom, I'm not buying
A diamond watch.

You just have to take it.
I'm not taking it.

I'm buying you a damn watch!

That one.
Wrap it up.

Can I return the damn watch
If I don't want it?

Yes, ma'am.
Thank you.

Are you keeping track?
I lost count.

She bought me four cocktail
Dresses, two evening gowns,

And if I'm not mistaken,
Eight maids a-milking.

She added a wedding dress when
You weren't looking. Vera wang.

Why didn't you stop her?

How do you stop a top
From spinning around?

This is too much.

Girls, come on.
Keep up.

Stop dawdling and start picking
Some shoes.

Mom --

These manolo blahniks
Would look great on you.

[ imitating gollum ]
Oh, me wants them, my precious.

You told me to resist.

Yeah, but that's before
I saw these.

These are works of art.
They should be in the louvre.

We only four
Of the venetian apples in.

If you want the rest,
We can have them shipped.

Give me the four today
And ship the rest overnight.
Yes, ma'am.

Mom, a quick word.

Where are your shoes?

Wait. What is the rush
On the funny glass apples?

They're not funny,
And I want them.

That's the rush.

But you've already put
Quite a dent in your credit card

For things
You don't seem to need.

So?
So it's crazy.

Crazy?
You think this is crazy?

Okay, mom --
This isn't crazy!

I didn't mean to --
That stupid moustache
Is crazy!

Your father's job is crazy!
That's what's crazy!

He was supposed to be
Slowing down,

And now he's club-hopping with
Jason and hanging out with moby

And having secret lunches
With women and lying about it!

Calm down.
Why should I calm down?

Are you on his side?
Do you like that moustache?

I'm not taking sides.

I should go to bars!
I should hang out with moby!

Mom, I'm just suggesting that
You slow down on the shopping.

This doesn't have to be
A whole big thing.

Why do I need to slow down?

This is what I do,
According to richard.

And he's not slowing down.
He's got a whole new life.

He's got pennilyn lott, he's got
Digger, he's got a moustache!

And what do I have?

Maybe I should get a job
So I can have my own life.

I could sell shoes here
Just as well eduardo.

I should get an application.

Get me an application!
Go, go!

Mom --

I hate that moustache,
And he refuses to shave it!

Mom, let's take a break.

I don't want to take
A break!

Well, we do, and my feet are
Killing me.

Well, then get
Some new shoes!

Come on.

Where are we going?

Right around
The corner here.

We should have taken
Our bags.

They said they'd hold them.

I'm totally turned around.
Where are we?

You'll smell in a second.

[ gasps ]

What is this?

It's the food court.

How long
Has this been here?

You've never been
To the food court?

No.

Where do you eat
When you shop?

I leave and go
To a restaurant.

With this valhalla of
International cuisine so close?

But it's cafeteria-style.

That's the fun.

Here.
Best table in the house.

It's plastic.

Plastic is a vital part
Of our bright tomorrow.

Soon we'll all be living
In plastic houses.

On the moon.
What are you
Talking about?

We're pulling
Your leg, grandma.

Don't do that.

What are you
In the mood for?

I don't know.

I want mexican.

I kind of feel like moroccan
And chinese.

So smorgasbord.
Yeah. Come on.

Wait. Here.

Oh, no, moe's moroccan palace
Does not take credit cards.

You're kidding.

It's on us.

Keep an eye on her.

Make sure she doesn't
Wander off.

The ad cannot run with the color
Composition the way it is.

The drawing of the inn
Looks purple.

Yes, I know, but I'm not paying
For it looking like that.

I do understand.
It looks awful.

Fine.
Have him call me.

I would love to sort it out.
Okay?

Thank you. Bye.

Sorry.

What is all this?
It's lunch.

Thanks, lou.

I got a little something
From everywhere.

I wouldn't know
Where to begin.

Well, start at the top and stop
When you hit table.

I had no idea so many different
Kinds of foods came on sticks.

Well, some come on sticks,

Like the hot dogs and the
Fried cheese dipped in batter,

But others are
Technically kabobs.

What's in the cups?

Well, you got your soda,
Your iced tea,

Root beer, lemonade.

I'll try this.

Ah, orange julius.

A classic.

Oh, my.
That's very good.

Your father and I know a man

Who owns a couple dozen of these
Stands as part of his holdings.

Now I can sincerely tell him
I like his product.

Excellent.

We forgot napkins.

Get some more little pepper
Thingies, please.

So dig in, mom.

You've got sweet-and-sour pork
And pizza

And some wrapped thingy.

I already forgot what it is,
But it's probably not healthy.

Okay.

Oh, and there's
Ice cream, too.

We can get some after
If you want.

All right.

So how loud was I
Back there?

Well, uh, you were heard.

If I had seen somebody act
That way in a store,

I would have called
Security.

It's really okay, mom.
It wasn't that loud.

It's totally forgotten.

Oh! Do not disturb.
I'm eating.

What was that phone call
You got before,

When you were coming over
With the trays?

It's this ad we're doing
For the inn.

The drawing of the inn came out
Purple, like eggplant,

Like prince chose the color.
It was bad.

Sounds awful.

It was their screw-up.

One of the many joyous things
I deal with on a daily basis.

You were very forceful.

Was I?

Very in command.
I like how you handled it.

Well, I learned
From the best.

From whom?

From the lady eating her
Hamburger with a knife and fork.

That's whom.

Oh, please.

I order maids
And salespeople around.

That's different.

I've never done anything.

Mom, come on.
That's not true.

Richard's right.

I buy things.
Things I don't even want.

It's all I have.

No, mom,
You have friends and family

Who love being with you.

A-and you have a house
You love.

You have a whole life.

You could have a dog
If you want.

There's a swell
Pet store here.

You're losing
Perspective, mom.

You're not seeing clearly.

If he would just shave
That moustache.

And that's all it would take?
Shaving his moustache?

Mom, you need to talk to him.

He's always so distracted.

No. Make him talk.
You need it.

And make it a real talk without
Bickering, without snipping,

Without mentioning moby.

Really clear the air.

I got pepper, I got napkins,
I got lou's phone number.

He asked me
To give it to you.

Oh, I'm privileged.

What'd I miss?

I was just admiring
Your mother's life.

Oh, I do that daily.

[ gasps ]

Oh, god! Oh, god!

Hey, joe.
Hey, luke.

Can I get 20 singles
Off you?

Sure.
It's gonna cost you $25.

[ chuckles ]
It's change humor.

I know.
You do it every time.

I'll get them for you.
Thanks.

Hey, luke.
Hi, dean.

Wait.
Hold on.

No, you did good.

Short of your record,
Though, dean.

Yeah, I'll get there.

He's the reigning champ
Of every game in here.

Wow!
I'm not here that much.

I just come after dinner
Sometimes.

Lindsay and her mom kind of
Like me out of the way

When they're cleaning up.

They kick you out, huh?

I just slip out.
They don't really notice.

So how's married life
Treating you?

Good. Real good.
Lindsay's great.

Yeah, she seems great.

And her parents are fantastic.
They help out so much.

Like with the cleaning up.

Her dad's over all the time,
Fixing things.

Lindsay's got this list
For him to do.

Great.

They're the most unselfish
People I know.

I've seen them around.

The dad works for the county,
Doesn't he?

He's a surveyor
Or something?

Yeah.
He, uh, he used to.

But I think now he...

I think he's, um...

Actually, he manages
An apartment,

So he oversees the guys,
And he's not really, um...

Not surveying much.

Yeah, he's not
In the field much.

Okay, well, I'll let you
Get back to your game.

Yeah.
Hey, uh, see you later, man.

Thanks.

[ sighs ]

What are you doing?
Taking inventory.

We should return it all.

Mom's gonna expect to see us
With something she bought us.

We have to keep something.

$700 yoga bag?

Get out of here.

Oh, yes, my friend, rich people
Like their sweaty mats

To have expensive homes.

We could each keep
A clutch purse.

What's that tubey one for?

Lifesavers.
The candy?

Yep.
Get out of here.

Turquoise leather jacket?

Pass.

Hair clips
With diamond betty boops?

Pass.

Tropical-print
Embroidered bikini?

Not me.
Luke?

This is sick.

This I'll take.

Oh, no.
I have dibs on that.

In your mind.
I said it in the store.

I said it, too.
It still has my clutch marks.

The one thing we're fighting
Over is the free tote bag

That came with our purchase.

I'm upset just watching this.

This is your window
On a whole other world, luke.

The world of worthless
Rich-people stuff.

People of means see what they
Want and simply take it,

Regardless of others.

You pour your own coffee?

Yeah.

You're not supposed to
Do that.

I won't do it again.

Does anyone know
Who this is?

No.

Yeah, it's snuggles.

You know snuggles?

It's not snuggles.

It's the dog
That looks like snuggles.

Snuggles' owner
Picked him up.

No one picked this guy up,
And he has no tag.

You have a dog left over.

You knew snuggles by name?

I don't have time
For chitchat here, people!

I have no idea
Whose dog it is.

Me either.
Sorry.

I don't even know his name.

I was using random sounds,
Trying to see if he'd respond.

Paku. Gnocchi.

Nini. Bleeblo.

Nothing.

Sorry.

I've got to put up more flyers.

Sunna. Lipdoo.

Funo.

[ sighs ]
Thank god.

I'm so tired.

Me too, and I have to
Get back to yale.

I had a great time today.
So did I.

We should make this a regular
Part of our weekly schedule?

Sounds good.
So next tuesday?

Tuesday's good.

Oh, shoot.
I can't.

Wednesday?
Uh, sure.

I'll have to cancel plans
With jason.

Don't cancel plans
With jason.

Dumb me, I've got class
That night anyway.

All right.
Skip ahead a week.

I hate that we have to
Schedule time like this.

But if we don't,
We don't see each other, right?

Right.
What about the weekend?

I'll be a friday-night dinner
At grandma's.

Great.
I won't. Not this one.

Darn.
Uh-huh.

Yeah.

Hey, you want pie?

Yeah.

'cause I'm getting
My second wind.

Me too.
Let's have pie.

Hey, luke,
We're having pie.

Okay, just wait for me
To serve it.

Okay.

Should we be worried
About grandma?

Oh, I think
She'll be okay.

Was anything resolved?

Are she and grandpa gonna be
All right?

Don't worry about it.
They're a team.

They'll be okay.

Good.
I like them.

I know.

[ chuckles ]

Thanks.

Did you deal with that business
With the gardeners?

Not yet.

Hmm.

We need to resolve that.
Those vines are out of control.

I'll see to it.

Be nice to have that finished
By the time I get back.

Get back?
From where?

Jason and I are meeting
Some clients in manhattan.

It's some new place downtown --
Tribeca, I think.

It's really
An up-and-coming area.

I'll probably stay in the city,
Take the train in the morning.

Is that all right with you?

That's fine.

What do you think of these?

Hmm?

The apples.

Oh.

I've always liked those.

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