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You got
the ting, yeah?
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Yeah, I got that still.
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What you saying?
Blacked out chrome ting?
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- Silencer?
- Come on.
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You know man's certified
out here, fam.
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Yeah.
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Man wanna ring off the ting,
blud, you get me?
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Mm... That's why
man's shotting you the big ting.
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What you saying?
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You got the P, yeah?
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Telling you...
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Let me see the
bludclart ting first, brother.
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Cuz, man ain't really got time
for this, you know, fam.
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You know, boydem are on
to man already.
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We're moving
kinda bait as it is.
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The ting's wrapped in the bag.
You want it or not?
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Give me that.
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Yo, what the fuck
is this, brother?
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It's the
Motorola Lexus 2000 obviously.
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- A phone?
- Yeah, you listed
your specifications
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and us man pulled through
for you, fam.
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A rasclart phone, brother?
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You said you wanted to ring off
the ting, the ting rings.
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You said you wanted chrome
and black.
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Rattattah, chrome and black.
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You said you wanted
a silencer...
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Silence. You also said
you wanted no fingerprints,
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so I got you two
protective screen wipes
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at no extra cost. Whoo!
Damn, I'm so road.
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And all that for 250, cuz.
Supply and demand, we do this.
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Brother, are you mad? Brother,
I said a wanted a strap, bruv.
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I know. It's got a strap--Brother, a rasclart...
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A gun, blud. A fucking gun.
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Hey, cuz, I'm not gonna lie,
I feel mad hot in here, cuz.
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Are you hot, fam?
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Is this guy all right, bruv?
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I feel mad high, cuz.
Like, next level high.
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- This Cali is loud, innit?
- Uh, pattern your boy, man.
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Oi, Riko...
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...I beg you don't do
another mad one again, fam.
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Brother, what d'you mean
"a mad one again"?
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He just has certain
mental health problems, innit.
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He's calm though.
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Oh, my days,
that ting is me, fam!
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Allow it, cuz, man!
Not now, fam!
46
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What kind of
mental health problems?
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Oi, my-size with the nice eyes.
Got a big bum and nice thighs.
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What you saying, pengaliscious?
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The name's Riko,
badman with the Chico's.
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- Roadman since birth, certified.
- Are you high?
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I'm higher than
a British Airways flight flying
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to Dubai. I'm lean
right about now,
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so I'll cut straight
to the point, innit?
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Why don't you give me
your number
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before I don't even want it
no more. What ya saying?
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What I'm saying
is you're a fucking weirdo
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and you're lucky
my man's not here yet,
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'cause he'd have banged you up
by now.
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What? You got a man?
60
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- Of course I got a man.
- Well, that's unfortunate.
'Cause I got a sword!
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- What the fuck?
Has your man got a sword?
Furthermore, where is your man?
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Is he even here?
Definitely a fuckboy.
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See, if I was your man
I'd be here, innit,
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protecting you,
24/6 from weirdos and wallys
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'cause that's what I do.
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So, I'm gonna rewind
and come again.
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What you telling me?
Man's a catch, I know.
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But what you
actually telling me?
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You're a fucking lunatic.
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- A little bit.
- What you even on?
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I was on you, innit?
But you don't seem on it.
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I'm not gonna lie,
I'm kinda feelin' this,
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like weird Rambo coyote vibe
he's got going on.
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- It's tickling my toes.
- Bang! Yes, my girl knows.
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She's all talking toes and that.
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And I'm not gonna lie,
I'm a toe-loving kinda guy.
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So, what you saying, babe?
Let me get that number?
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- Yeah, course.
- Hold this, please.
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You snooze, you lose, babe.
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Are you seeing this? What is
this fucking guy doing, bro?
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00:04:03,590 --> 00:04:05,375
I think he just smoked
a little too much, man.
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00:04:05,462 --> 00:04:07,028
He does this sometimes.
He's calm though.
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Fuck do you mean,
"He's calm", brother?
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You got me
inna some bait highroad
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while my man's
out there drawing tings
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with a fucking shetty.
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Then I got you, some dickhead
that don't know the difference
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between a strap
and a fucking mobile phone?
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You man said
you were about this life.
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00:04:21,391 --> 00:04:23,349
Who the fuck are you, bro?
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Riko and Kane,
Skengville topboys in the game.
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The name's Riko, click-clack.
Roadman for life. Ya get me?
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- Really?
- What can I say?
I get a wide-on for weirdos.
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Fuck, move, man.
He's nasty, you're nasty!
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Fam, I don't know if you think
this is some sort of game
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or something, bro.
I swear down, bro!
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So, you want to pay
for the phone now
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- or you wanna pay in instalments?
Is he dumb?
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Well, get out
the fucking van, man.
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Fucking take your phone... I'm saying, man.
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...and fucking get out of here.
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Pussio.
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Hey, cuz, you see that ting
I just drew, fam?
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00:05:01,735 --> 00:05:03,171
She was peng!
She was proper on it, innit?
105
00:05:03,258 --> 00:05:05,217
Come, you're gonna get
yourself sectioned again, man.
106
00:05:05,304 --> 00:05:06,914
I'm cool, G-man.
Where we going anyway?
107
00:05:07,045 --> 00:05:08,176
We're going back
to the hood, fam.
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00:05:09,221 --> 00:05:10,353
♪ Start from the beginning
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00:05:12,790 --> 00:05:14,182
♪ Turn my headphones up ♪
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♪ Get it squad
Squad gang, gang ♪
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♪ It ain't safe for the block
Not even for the cops ♪
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♪ It ain't safe for the block
Not even for the cops ♪
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♪ It ain't safe for the block
Not even for the cops ♪
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♪ It ain't safe for the block
Not even for the cops ♪
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♪ It ain't safe
Packs, I sold ♪
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♪ Had them buzzing
On the road, yeah ♪
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♪ Crack residue in the buttons
on my phone, yeah ♪
118
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♪ Black leather boots
When I run into your home ♪
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♪ Yeah BOTH: ♪ Ring, ring, pussy ♪
120
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♪ It's your mummy on the phone ♪
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♪ Niggas wanna kill me
Tell them ♪
122
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♪ "Go and get your Uzi", yeah ♪
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♪ Bari got the weapon
In the pocket of the Ksubi's ♪
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♪ See me on the catwalk ♪
125
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♪ You see me in the movies
Still you can end up dead ♪
126
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♪ When you disrespect
The goonies ♪
127
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♪ It ain't safe for the block
Not even for the cops ♪
128
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♪ It ain't safe for the block
Not even for the cops ♪
129
00:06:00,577 --> 00:06:03,710
♪ It ain't safe for the block
Not even for the cops ♪
130
00:06:03,928 --> 00:06:06,365
♪ It ain't safe for the block
Not even for the cops ♪
131
00:06:06,452 --> 00:06:07,801
♪The traphouse was a shithole ♪
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♪ With my niggas smoking
On some indo ♪
133
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♪ Looking for the police
Through the window ♪
134
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♪ Said I'll be a minute, yeah
Of course I was an hour, yeah ♪
135
00:06:15,374 --> 00:06:17,898
♪ Never disturb a baker
When he's mixing up the flour ♪
136
00:06:17,985 --> 00:06:21,162
♪ Yeah, devour these criminals
Stepping on my toes, yeah ♪
137
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♪ I step into the party
I let everybody know, yeah ♪
138
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♪ The heat will bang
For a legend on the roads ♪
139
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♪ So, keep your hands
Off my bredrins and my clothes ♪
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♪ It ain't safe for the block
Not even for the cops ♪
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♪ It ain't safe for the block
Not even for the cops ♪
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♪ It ain't safe ♪
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♪ You've been ducking
From me, shawty ♪
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♪ You've been ducking
From me, shawty ♪
145
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♪ You've been ducking
From me, shawty ♪
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♪ You've been ducking
From me, shawty ♪
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♪ You've been ducking
From me, shawty ♪
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♪ You've been ducking
From me, shawty ♪
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♪ You've been...
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Allow it, peng ting Alexa.
Stop the music, fam.
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Sorry, fam, click-clack.
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00:07:06,773 --> 00:07:09,036
Alexa, what's on
my calendar today, fam?
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00:07:09,472 --> 00:07:11,691
There's nothing
on your calendar today, fam.
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Hajima!
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Rikoings!
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- My friendings.
- You all right, Patel?
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00:07:40,633 --> 00:07:42,026
Hey, it's Pinky Patel!
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Say my dad's name,
you bitchfuckings.
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Oh, come on, man.
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Say it now! You imbecile
boyings muddafuckings.
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Mr. Pinky Patel, innit. That's right, isn't it?
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Show some respectings,
you bumbaclarting.
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- What?
- Shut it!
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I want my bloody money,
innit, blud?
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And where is that pussyclart
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bloody Black imbecile friend
of yours?
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00:08:01,872 --> 00:08:04,483
Hey, hey, hey!
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00:08:04,570 --> 00:08:07,225
I see you didn't get the memo
and all of that, you know.
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00:08:07,312 --> 00:08:09,183
Black lives matter now,
fam, you get me?
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00:08:09,270 --> 00:08:11,621
It's proper good to see you!
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00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:14,275
Imagine, I was just about
to call you, you know.
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00:08:14,667 --> 00:08:15,929
What the fuck?
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00:08:16,843 --> 00:08:18,758
Uh, you two fucking
each other now, huh?
174
00:08:20,020 --> 00:08:22,501
No, we're not gay, bro.
- We just sleep together, innit.
Hey-ey-ey-ey!
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Don't tell me
your jiggy-jiggy sexy time,
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you bunch of bastardings.
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You thought I forgot you,
dickhead, huh? Huh?
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Where is my cocaines,
you bunch of wastemanings, huh?
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Yeah, because word
on the roadings,
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brothers, is that you got jacked
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by the Somali gun peoples, dickhead.
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Dickhead!
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Dickhead?
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You got robbed
by the Malis, fam?
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You told me you were
proper cool with them, man.
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Come on, man, me and the Malis
are cool, bruv.
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We're practically family,
you get me?
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00:08:50,485 --> 00:08:52,618
I am a Mali, bruv,
they rated that. Trust me.
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00:08:52,705 --> 00:08:54,489
So, imagine this,
listen.
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I must have pulled up
to the ting with the merchandise
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like a badboy. You get me?
192
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My man started screaming now.
Woo-woo-woo-woo!
193
00:09:03,411 --> 00:09:04,369
Then I got rushed.
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00:09:05,370 --> 00:09:06,589
Madting!
195
00:09:06,719 --> 00:09:08,982
Fifteen Somalis screaming out,
"Warya! Warya!"
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"Walahi! Walahi! Kaleh! Kaleh!
Hoosgut! Hoosgut!"
197
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"Walahi! I'm the captain now!"
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It was emotional, fam.
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That's a mad ting still.
200
00:09:21,952 --> 00:09:24,563
Dad! Let me fucking
fuck him hard!
201
00:09:24,911 --> 00:09:27,348
Motherchode gandu
pussyclartings!
202
00:09:27,435 --> 00:09:28,828
Wait, what?
203
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Dickhead!
204
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I give you one week!
205
00:09:31,439 --> 00:09:33,528
And I want my 15,000 back.
206
00:09:33,616 --> 00:09:37,010
If not, I'm gonna come back here
and kill the both of you.
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00:09:37,097 --> 00:09:39,317
- Now, let me out of here.
- Well, the door's there, bro.
208
00:09:39,404 --> 00:09:40,623
I know where
the fucking door is!
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00:09:40,710 --> 00:09:42,799
You bhenchod!
I'm not fucking blind!
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I'll be back, dickhead.
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I'm not gonna lie, fam,
them slaps kinda hurt.
212
00:09:55,986 --> 00:09:58,945
I know, man, about slapping me.
I should have slapped him back
213
00:09:59,032 --> 00:10:01,034
but true say Pinky's an older,
I thought I'd allow him.
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00:10:01,121 --> 00:10:02,601
I don't want
to be disrespectful, you get me?
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00:10:02,732 --> 00:10:04,124
You gotta respect
the age of nature, fam.
216
00:10:04,211 --> 00:10:06,561
- The age of what?
- The age of nature, fam.
217
00:10:06,779 --> 00:10:08,389
I was reading about it
at my anger management class.
218
00:10:08,476 --> 00:10:10,217
I find the whole basis
of the idea calms me down
219
00:10:10,304 --> 00:10:12,959
- when I get agitated.
- Man don't care
about all that, fam.
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00:10:13,307 --> 00:10:15,092
Man's got real life problems, G.
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00:10:15,919 --> 00:10:17,834
What we gonna do, bro?
222
00:10:18,443 --> 00:10:20,663
How the fuck
we gonna raise 15 bags, cuz?
223
00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:26,538
Linkup TV
presents Lethal Bizzle live
224
00:10:26,625 --> 00:10:29,628
at XOYO on the 2nd of March.
It's gonna be...
225
00:10:29,802 --> 00:10:31,499
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking, fam?
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00:10:31,978 --> 00:10:32,849
Yeah.
227
00:10:33,501 --> 00:10:36,635
Man's thinking Bizzle might have
to be the next victim still.
228
00:10:37,114 --> 00:10:39,159
Straight robbery settings,
ya get me?
229
00:10:39,899 --> 00:10:42,293
I dunno though, man.
I kinda like Bizzle, still.
230
00:10:42,423 --> 00:10:43,729
Do you remember
the remix we did, blud?
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00:10:43,816 --> 00:10:45,035
Yeah, course, fam.
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00:10:45,252 --> 00:10:46,514
♪ Pow!
It's Riko and Kane ♪
233
00:10:46,601 --> 00:10:48,081
♪ Pow! You don't know
About pain ♪
234
00:10:48,168 --> 00:10:49,909
♪ Pow! We draw girls in the rain
Pow-- ♪
235
00:10:49,996 --> 00:10:52,390
Allow it, man!
Lemon and herb that shit, cuz.
236
00:10:52,869 --> 00:10:54,435
My man's rich, bro.
237
00:10:54,740 --> 00:10:57,308
All we need to do is just run up
in a ting, rob him,
238
00:10:57,395 --> 00:10:59,223
no long ting, set pace,
you get me?
239
00:10:59,484 --> 00:11:02,095
His watch is worth, like,
three million or something.
240
00:11:03,009 --> 00:11:03,967
Three million, fam?
241
00:11:04,358 --> 00:11:06,447
Yeah, something like that,
it's-- it's Ps though.
242
00:11:06,534 --> 00:11:09,973
Listen, we're back on the road.
The top boy duo are back.
243
00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:12,192
Riko and Kane
rush hour settings, fam.
244
00:11:12,323 --> 00:11:14,368
- Are you on it or not?
- Yeah, I'm on it, cuz.
245
00:11:14,455 --> 00:11:16,022
If we're gonna set him up
though, we're gonna need
246
00:11:16,153 --> 00:11:17,458
a strap and some more soldiers.
247
00:11:17,589 --> 00:11:19,678
- I'm gonna call my mandem, innit.
- Bruv, call your mandem
248
00:11:19,896 --> 00:11:21,941
and put down
that fucking sword, fam.
249
00:11:22,463 --> 00:11:24,509
Whoa!
250
00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:28,905
So, where's your mandem?
251
00:11:29,601 --> 00:11:30,950
Don't worry, them man
will be here, fam.
252
00:11:31,951 --> 00:11:33,300
What, they're
proper goons, yeah?
253
00:11:33,387 --> 00:11:35,302
Course, fam. Proper reckless.
254
00:11:35,433 --> 00:11:37,522
My mandem are on this ting.
Straight greez, you get me?
255
00:11:38,218 --> 00:11:40,351
All right. They sound like
the type of mandem
256
00:11:40,438 --> 00:11:42,875
- you see me rolling with still.
- Trust me when I tell you
257
00:11:42,962 --> 00:11:44,747
these men are certified
on the roads, fam.
258
00:11:45,095 --> 00:11:46,487
All right, all right.
259
00:11:47,706 --> 00:11:49,752
So, where these man?
260
00:11:49,882 --> 00:11:50,840
There they are, fam.
261
00:11:51,884 --> 00:11:55,366
What the fuck is that, bruv?
They're school kids.
262
00:11:55,453 --> 00:11:56,541
Have you lost
your mind or something?
263
00:11:56,671 --> 00:11:57,585
Look at my man, man!
264
00:11:58,282 --> 00:11:59,892
He's still
- in his school uniform!
- Yeah, sorry about that.
265
00:11:59,892 --> 00:12:01,894
Man was just playing out,
innit and I didn't get time
266
00:12:01,981 --> 00:12:03,069
to go yard and change.
267
00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:04,854
Plus, my mum's kind of
vexing me for shotting
268
00:12:04,941 --> 00:12:06,377
the Sky box for a score,
269
00:12:06,464 --> 00:12:08,248
so it's kinda peak
- at yard still.
See?
270
00:12:08,379 --> 00:12:09,510
These man are on stuff, cuz.
271
00:12:09,597 --> 00:12:10,685
I told you, reckless,
you get me?
272
00:12:10,860 --> 00:12:12,992
Playing out, fam?
Tell me it's a joke.
273
00:12:13,079 --> 00:12:14,472
- It's a joke, innit?
- No, cuz.
274
00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:16,779
This is perfectly real.
These man are hungry, blud.
275
00:12:16,909 --> 00:12:18,955
Gully, ruthless
and only 15 years old.
276
00:12:19,129 --> 00:12:20,260
Uh, nah, man ain't even 12 yet.
277
00:12:20,434 --> 00:12:22,393
Astaghfirullah! Not even 12!
278
00:12:22,567 --> 00:12:24,308
I will be hitting
that come Christmas, fam.
279
00:12:24,482 --> 00:12:26,049
You know what,
it's way past your bedtime.
280
00:12:26,136 --> 00:12:28,094
- Go home, be safe, bye!
- Blud, relax, man.
281
00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:29,704
Them man brought
a strap for us still.
282
00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:32,490
A-- A str-- A strap!
A real-life gun, yeah?
283
00:12:32,620 --> 00:12:34,187
How else you think
we're gonna rob man, fam?
284
00:12:34,405 --> 00:12:35,536
That's the ting still.
285
00:12:35,841 --> 00:12:36,799
It's my big brother's
though, innit?
286
00:12:36,929 --> 00:12:38,148
So, don't use no bullets
287
00:12:38,278 --> 00:12:40,237
'cause he'll find out
and beat us all up,
288
00:12:40,324 --> 00:12:41,978
especially you, fam.
289
00:12:42,065 --> 00:12:43,066
What? Are you dumb, bruv?
290
00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:44,894
Your brother could never try
a ting with me.
291
00:12:45,155 --> 00:12:47,635
- D'you know who I am, cuz?
- Yeah, course I do.
292
00:12:47,766 --> 00:12:49,942
My brother goes he chiefed you
a couple months ago still.
293
00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:51,117
On the high road.
294
00:12:51,465 --> 00:12:52,858
He goes he linked you to buy
a strap but you come
295
00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:54,599
- with some dead mobile.
Whatever, man!
296
00:12:54,686 --> 00:12:56,557
Bun all the bullshit
and the long ting. You get me?
297
00:12:56,644 --> 00:12:57,994
Let's go and yam this fool.
298
00:12:58,081 --> 00:12:59,604
Don't know famalam.
299
00:12:59,691 --> 00:13:01,649
♪ I'm Lethal da B ALL: ♪ Pow! ♪
300
00:13:01,736 --> 00:13:03,173
♪ If you don't know about me ALL: ♪ Pow! ♪
301
00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:04,348
♪ Better ask someone quickly ♪
302
00:13:04,435 --> 00:13:05,828
♪ Yeah, cause' I'm pow! ♪
303
00:13:05,915 --> 00:13:07,525
♪ Pow! ♪ Yeah, I'm Lethal da B ♪
304
00:13:07,612 --> 00:13:09,396
♪ Pow! ♪ If you don't know about me ♪
305
00:13:09,483 --> 00:13:11,007
♪ Pow! ♪ Better ask someone quickly ♪
306
00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:12,573
♪ 'Cause, pow! ♪ Yeah, I'm pow! ♪
307
00:13:12,660 --> 00:13:14,445
♪ Pow! ♪ ♪ I go harder ♪
308
00:13:14,532 --> 00:13:15,968
♪ My team's moving larger ♪
309
00:13:16,055 --> 00:13:17,578
♪ I got big bars for ya'
Whole fam ♪
310
00:13:17,665 --> 00:13:19,493
♪ Make your mum skank out
With ya' father ♪
311
00:13:19,624 --> 00:13:22,714
♪ I roll deeper
Stylish through the speaker ♪
312
00:13:22,801 --> 00:13:24,411
♪ Oi! How can you say
I ain't hard ♪
313
00:13:24,498 --> 00:13:25,978
♪ Shut up
You ain't hard either ♪
314
00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:27,545
♪ Leave it, yeah ♪
315
00:13:27,719 --> 00:13:29,329
♪ You must be crazy ALL: ♪ Leave it, yeah ♪
316
00:13:29,416 --> 00:13:31,244
♪ You ain't no bad boys ALL: ♪ Leave it, yeah ♪
317
00:13:31,331 --> 00:13:32,811
♪ I bring the hyper ALL: ♪ Leave it, yeah ♪
318
00:13:32,898 --> 00:13:34,465
♪ Said ah! What? ALL: ♪ Leave it, yeah ♪
319
00:13:34,552 --> 00:13:36,075
♪ Clockin' it, have it ALL: ♪ Leave it, yeah ♪
320
00:13:39,818 --> 00:13:41,733
♪ English,
English girl named Fiona ♪
321
00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:45,128
♪ African girl, Abiola
Body-ody shape like Cola ♪
322
00:13:45,215 --> 00:13:46,956
♪ Back up, back up
And come closer ♪
323
00:13:47,043 --> 00:13:49,001
♪ Vivi da loca... ♪
324
00:13:49,828 --> 00:13:51,264
What the hell
are you doing, fam?
325
00:13:51,351 --> 00:13:53,092
- You're meant to be working.
- Nah, I was just--
326
00:13:53,223 --> 00:13:54,964
I was just preeing
the ting, innit?
327
00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:57,009
Nah, man, we're meant
to be doing a fucking move
328
00:13:57,096 --> 00:13:58,793
and you're here skanking
with the gal-dem sugar.
329
00:13:59,098 --> 00:14:00,491
Have you even spotted
Bizzle yet, cuz?
330
00:14:00,578 --> 00:14:02,406
Yeah, obviously,
he's over there, innit?
331
00:14:02,754 --> 00:14:04,277
He's looking kinda hench
though, I lie?
332
00:14:04,364 --> 00:14:06,279
Fuck that, fam.
Man's got the mash, innit?
333
00:14:06,366 --> 00:14:07,498
I can't even lie, cuz.
334
00:14:07,585 --> 00:14:09,108
I feel to let it off
in the air right now.
335
00:14:09,195 --> 00:14:11,371
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
What's wrong with you, bruv?
336
00:14:11,458 --> 00:14:13,721
Chill your pants, man.
Why you so hype for, bro?
337
00:14:13,808 --> 00:14:15,636
- Sorry, bro.
- How much weed you smoke today?
338
00:14:15,723 --> 00:14:17,203
Just a couple of zoots,
G. I'm cool, man.
339
00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:18,944
- You had your meds today, yeah?
- Yeah, bro.
340
00:14:19,031 --> 00:14:21,686
Oi, calm, fam.
341
00:14:21,947 --> 00:14:23,209
He's in the toilet
on his Js, cuz.
342
00:14:23,383 --> 00:14:25,385
We gotta move to him now!
Get the mandem, innit.
343
00:14:25,516 --> 00:14:26,691
♪ ...That's a combination ♪
344
00:14:26,821 --> 00:14:28,388
♪ Gyal with a big back's
My weakness ♪
345
00:14:28,475 --> 00:14:29,955
♪ But when I punch man
It's grievous ♪
346
00:14:30,042 --> 00:14:31,652
♪ Boom
They'll play back the CCTV... ♪
347
00:14:31,739 --> 00:14:34,046
I'm not gonna lie!
You man are sick!
348
00:14:34,133 --> 00:14:35,091
♪ ...Ball like Lakers... ♪
349
00:14:35,439 --> 00:14:38,790
I feel sick.
This is what I mean, man.
350
00:14:39,356 --> 00:14:41,836
Can't we do this ourselves,
bruv? Riko and Kane.
351
00:14:41,967 --> 00:14:44,317
Riko and Kane.
Let's do this, famalamo!
352
00:14:44,404 --> 00:14:45,928
♪ Fuck that, man
I don't give a F ♪
353
00:14:46,015 --> 00:14:47,190
♪ What, you wanna get smoked?
Cigarette ♪
354
00:14:47,886 --> 00:14:49,235
♪ English
English girl named... ♪
355
00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:51,977
Dench sausage needs to...
...release!
356
00:14:57,461 --> 00:14:59,767
Yo, Bizzle,
click-clack, it's showtime.
357
00:15:00,899 --> 00:15:02,466
Hold on, cuz,
I'm pissing innit?
358
00:15:05,512 --> 00:15:07,384
Oh, for real. Sorry, fam.
359
00:15:09,690 --> 00:15:11,997
True say, he is pissing,
and you can't really rush a man.
360
00:15:28,057 --> 00:15:29,536
What you saying?
Y-- You finished yet?
361
00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:32,278
Nah, fam.
362
00:15:34,019 --> 00:15:34,977
He ain't finished yet.
363
00:15:39,155 --> 00:15:41,070
- What's all this?
What does it
look like, fam?
364
00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:43,159
This is
a click-clack robbery, cuz.
365
00:15:43,289 --> 00:15:46,031
Remain silent and hush them big,
dry lips of yours
366
00:15:46,118 --> 00:15:47,815
'cause I ain't scared of you!
367
00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:51,036
Now, give me your...
368
00:15:51,210 --> 00:15:53,560
What shall I ask first, fam?
His watch or his chain?
369
00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:55,345
Dunno, what's worth more Ps?
370
00:15:55,475 --> 00:15:58,087
What's worth more Ps, fam,
your watch or your chain?
371
00:15:58,435 --> 00:15:59,914
What, is this some type
of prank or something?
372
00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:01,742
This ain't no prank, rudeboy.
373
00:16:01,873 --> 00:16:04,223
This is Crimewatch UK live
and direct in your face!
374
00:16:04,354 --> 00:16:05,877
This is a real life move.
375
00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:09,054
- Click-clack!
- You man can't be serious, man.
376
00:16:09,185 --> 00:16:10,490
Why's your hand all shaking for?
377
00:16:11,448 --> 00:16:12,884
Nah, don't watch that, cuz.
378
00:16:13,319 --> 00:16:15,234
Man's just got
a lickle arthritis, innit?
379
00:16:15,974 --> 00:16:18,585
But what you saying?
Can I have your watch, please?
380
00:16:18,672 --> 00:16:19,804
Fuck that!
381
00:16:19,934 --> 00:16:21,762
Man want your fucking watch,
your fucking chain,
382
00:16:21,849 --> 00:16:23,329
your fucking ring,
your fucking hat,
383
00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:25,070
the fucking creps,
your fucking wallet!
384
00:16:25,157 --> 00:16:27,420
Everything, fam!
Oyster card, library card
385
00:16:27,507 --> 00:16:29,553
fucking Nectar card,
and even your boxers, blud!
386
00:16:29,683 --> 00:16:32,208
Give man everything.
Anything and everything.
387
00:16:32,338 --> 00:16:34,688
Man want your fucking car keys
and some weed...
388
00:16:34,775 --> 00:16:36,212
...if you got any.
389
00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:41,086
- Man said boxers.
- Take off or get lit up,
it's that simple, fam.
390
00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,654
- It's like that, yeah?
- Damn right it's like that, cuz.
391
00:16:43,741 --> 00:16:45,090
Put this shit
in your lyrics, rudeboy.
392
00:16:45,177 --> 00:16:47,875
You got robbed by Riko
and Kane, fam, Skengville, blud.
393
00:16:47,962 --> 00:16:50,139
Yeah, that's right, cuz!
394
00:16:50,269 --> 00:16:52,097
Give me them
Nectar points, cuzzy.
395
00:16:52,184 --> 00:16:54,230
Yeah, tryna stall the ting,
you get me?
396
00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:56,580
I should shoot
a man down for that!
397
00:16:56,710 --> 00:16:57,929
What, what, what?
398
00:16:58,016 --> 00:16:59,496
What you know
about Riko and Kane?
399
00:16:59,626 --> 00:17:01,411
- Biggest gangbangers in the game.
- Click-clack!
400
00:17:01,498 --> 00:17:02,716
Man wanna talk about fame
401
00:17:02,803 --> 00:17:04,240
until you get popped
for your chain.
402
00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:05,415
- Click-clack!
- That's right.
403
00:17:05,937 --> 00:17:08,809
Any time you hear click-clack,
you know Skengville are back!
404
00:17:08,896 --> 00:17:11,769
I'm talking 'bout certi gang,
badboy for life,
405
00:17:11,899 --> 00:17:14,772
badboy up
in this building.
406
00:17:14,859 --> 00:17:16,339
What's with the
fucking long ting, cuz?
407
00:17:16,426 --> 00:17:18,863
Hurry the fuck up before I put
a bullet in your bumhole, fam.
408
00:17:18,993 --> 00:17:22,214
Oh, my God! Hey, Sprinkle.
409
00:17:22,432 --> 00:17:23,694
No, no, no, babe,
410
00:17:23,781 --> 00:17:26,088
what you doing playing
with sexy sex toys?
411
00:17:26,218 --> 00:17:27,176
It's not--
412
00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:29,830
If you wanted
to play with a big hard toy
413
00:17:30,179 --> 00:17:31,571
then you should've just asked
414
00:17:31,745 --> 00:17:37,360
'cause I got a big hard one
right here for you.
415
00:17:43,453 --> 00:17:45,759
You know man
- was just joking, innit.
- Shut up, you dickhead!
416
00:17:46,020 --> 00:17:47,283
Leave it, yeah!
417
00:17:47,674 --> 00:17:49,546
Serious, I can expl--
418
00:17:49,676 --> 00:17:51,374
Nah, fam.
419
00:17:51,461 --> 00:17:53,289
Charlie, you know
what these dickheads tried
420
00:17:53,376 --> 00:17:55,160
to do to me, fam? CHARLIE: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
421
00:17:55,247 --> 00:17:57,206
These pussios tried
to rob me, fam.
422
00:17:57,293 --> 00:18:00,339
Nah, these dickheads tried
a roll-up on big Biz.
423
00:18:00,426 --> 00:18:01,340
Dickheads!
424
00:18:01,775 --> 00:18:04,430
Look at you now, fam.
Your fucking BTEC boxers.
425
00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:06,650
Hey, where you get them
boxershorts from, rudeboy?
426
00:18:06,780 --> 00:18:09,740
Swear it's got skid marks!
427
00:18:09,827 --> 00:18:11,307
Hop on
your legs for me, bro.
428
00:18:11,698 --> 00:18:13,265
Hey, hop, rudeboy!
Hop on ya leg,
bro. Hop!
429
00:18:13,352 --> 00:18:14,440
- Hop on your legs, fam.
Hop!
430
00:18:14,658 --> 00:18:16,007
Higher than that.
Higher than that.
431
00:18:16,225 --> 00:18:17,443
Hop!
- Higher than that, bro.
432
00:18:18,923 --> 00:18:21,055
Switch legs,
blud. Squat. Squat.
433
00:18:21,273 --> 00:18:22,796
Squat, fam,
you got chicken legs, man.
434
00:18:22,883 --> 00:18:23,971
Star jumps, cuz.
435
00:18:24,276 --> 00:18:26,148
Give me some star jumps.
Put some energy into it.
436
00:18:26,409 --> 00:18:29,194
Come on. That's not a star jump!
Hey, dutty wine for me as well.
437
00:18:29,629 --> 00:18:31,327
Hey! Dutty wine
for me as well, man.
438
00:18:31,414 --> 00:18:32,589
- Together, fam. Wine.
- What the fuck?
439
00:18:32,980 --> 00:18:35,244
Slow wine, bro,
slow wine. Lower than that.
440
00:18:35,374 --> 00:18:36,723
Do what
you're told, rudeboy.
441
00:18:36,897 --> 00:18:39,073
Lower than that,
fam. Lower than that, fam.
442
00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:45,863
That's nasty!
Look at them, man!
443
00:18:46,037 --> 00:18:47,560
Oi, Linkup TV,
you getting this, fam?
444
00:18:47,647 --> 00:18:49,606
You getting this?
Oi, do me a favor, fam,
445
00:18:49,693 --> 00:18:51,434
tell me who these
fucking dickheads are, blud.
446
00:18:51,782 --> 00:18:53,914
- Dickheads! Dickheads! Dickheads!
Dickheads!
Dickheads! Dickheads!
447
00:18:54,045 --> 00:18:56,178
- Dickheads! Dickheads!
- Dickheads!
448
00:18:56,265 --> 00:18:58,005
Trying to rob me?
You crazy, fam?
449
00:18:58,092 --> 00:18:59,790
Dickheads!
- Dickheads! Dickheads! Dickheads!
450
00:18:59,877 --> 00:19:01,357
Give some star jumps.
451
00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:03,750
Hey, these man
are waste, fam.
452
00:19:04,098 --> 00:19:05,578
I'm catching bare joke.
453
00:19:05,752 --> 00:19:07,711
- Hey, let me see, fam.
- Shut up, man.
454
00:19:07,798 --> 00:19:09,408
Dickhead.
455
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,671
Listen, I'm sorry, mate!
456
00:19:11,802 --> 00:19:13,064
I'll get your money, I promise.
457
00:19:13,325 --> 00:19:15,849
I'll get your money, please,
please. Don't, don't...
458
00:19:20,027 --> 00:19:21,028
Rah...
459
00:19:21,681 --> 00:19:23,030
...my man got dashed
off the fourth floor, ya na!
460
00:19:36,696 --> 00:19:37,958
Going down.
461
00:20:00,764 --> 00:20:01,721
What'’s up?
462
00:20:05,116 --> 00:20:07,118
Said he gonna be here
- in a sec still.
Cool.
463
00:20:07,205 --> 00:20:08,598
Fam, what happened with my man?
464
00:20:08,902 --> 00:20:10,948
That dickhead tried
to short man five bills.
465
00:20:11,122 --> 00:20:12,254
Five bills, bro?
466
00:20:13,167 --> 00:20:14,734
You dashed man
off the balcony for five bills?
467
00:20:14,821 --> 00:20:16,823
Fam, I'll dash you
off the balcony for two.
468
00:20:18,085 --> 00:20:19,696
Fucking dickhead.
469
00:20:19,783 --> 00:20:22,046
This is what I'm saying, cuz,
you ain't built for this.
470
00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:23,526
Nah, what d'you mean,
bro? Man is.
471
00:20:23,613 --> 00:20:24,744
I wanted to chat to you still.
472
00:20:25,005 --> 00:20:26,355
I think we should rob
some banks.
473
00:20:27,138 --> 00:20:28,922
This ain't fucking 1990, bro.
474
00:20:29,183 --> 00:20:30,663
Nah, man's got
this app, innit, like,
475
00:20:30,794 --> 00:20:33,362
it can interfere
and turn off cameras--Shut up, man.
476
00:20:33,753 --> 00:20:35,581
Yeah, he's here, fam.
477
00:20:35,842 --> 00:20:36,843
Cool.
478
00:20:37,453 --> 00:20:38,976
Man's gotta go pattern
some business.
479
00:20:47,550 --> 00:20:49,073
My father will talk to you now.
480
00:20:49,639 --> 00:20:51,554
Shotti.
481
00:20:51,945 --> 00:20:53,077
Yeah. What
you saying, Krzysztof?
482
00:20:53,338 --> 00:20:55,688
I'm going to need
some more of your product.
483
00:20:55,993 --> 00:20:57,386
Yeah, that's cool but...
484
00:20:58,082 --> 00:20:59,475
got a different batch
this time around.
485
00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:02,173
Better quality.
486
00:21:12,052 --> 00:21:13,880
It's good.
487
00:21:13,967 --> 00:21:16,230
He's telling the truth.
488
00:21:16,318 --> 00:21:18,929
It's better than the last time.
489
00:21:19,016 --> 00:21:20,496
My daughter says it's good.
490
00:21:20,626 --> 00:21:23,673
Thing is, yeah,
this batch is 38 on a key
491
00:21:23,803 --> 00:21:25,631
and the minimum
I can bring you is three.
492
00:21:25,805 --> 00:21:26,806
That's no problem.
493
00:21:27,329 --> 00:21:29,635
So, I send someone next week
to drop and collect, yes?
494
00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:33,422
- Yeah. Next week's cool.
- My grandmother used to say
495
00:21:34,161 --> 00:21:36,294
"You should never steal
from yourself...
496
00:21:36,686 --> 00:21:40,951
or the hand that feeds you." My gran
used to say...
497
00:21:41,517 --> 00:21:44,258
"Steal from me
and I'll slap you silly."
498
00:21:46,565 --> 00:21:47,914
Think our grans
would get on, innit?
499
00:21:54,094 --> 00:21:55,574
I don't trust him.
500
00:21:55,661 --> 00:21:57,271
He's a nobody.
501
00:22:03,190 --> 00:22:05,497
- Wagwan, fam?
- Man, fuck these pricks.
502
00:22:06,237 --> 00:22:07,891
Man tryna pull up
in his front room, you know.
503
00:22:08,457 --> 00:22:09,327
Oi, listen up!
504
00:22:09,893 --> 00:22:12,548
I want everyone out here active.
505
00:22:13,287 --> 00:22:15,942
If any of the mandem see
any of my fucking opps
506
00:22:16,029 --> 00:22:17,204
the DeMarcos,
507
00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:20,512
I don't give a shit if man
is with his fucking aunt
508
00:22:20,599 --> 00:22:22,862
or fucking uncle,
you light them pricks up.
509
00:22:23,036 --> 00:22:25,082
- You hear me?
Course, man. Yeah!
510
00:22:27,824 --> 00:22:29,173
What you saying
for this Polish man?
511
00:22:29,478 --> 00:22:31,654
On the next one, bro,
man's gonna pattern that pussy.
512
00:22:32,437 --> 00:22:34,265
Show man this is my hood!
513
00:22:35,179 --> 00:22:36,833
This kebab is peng, blud.
514
00:22:37,094 --> 00:22:38,748
I love the way
the succulent beef mixes in
515
00:22:38,835 --> 00:22:39,923
with the flavorsome sauces.
516
00:22:40,010 --> 00:22:41,707
So scrumptious, cuz.
517
00:22:42,229 --> 00:22:44,580
Bruv, man's got
real life problems, G.
518
00:22:44,754 --> 00:22:46,364
What we gonna do
about the Patels?
519
00:22:46,756 --> 00:22:50,412
- Oh, yeah, the Patels.
- We're a laughingstock, man.
520
00:22:50,716 --> 00:22:52,414
That Bizzle video's
everywhere, bruv.
521
00:22:52,501 --> 00:22:55,547
I'm Just Bait, the Shadeborough,
Grime Daily, Linkup TV.
522
00:22:55,678 --> 00:22:57,636
I even emailed YouTube
to take it down.
523
00:22:57,854 --> 00:22:59,246
What? Allow that, cuz.
524
00:22:59,333 --> 00:23:01,379
Man, I kinda like
- the video still.
- What?
525
00:23:01,597 --> 00:23:02,815
Man all see
a couple comments, bro,
526
00:23:02,902 --> 00:23:03,816
saying I look buff and that.
527
00:23:04,338 --> 00:23:06,384
- I'm all getting ratings, fam.
- Bruv, it was one comment
528
00:23:06,515 --> 00:23:09,039
and it came from
someone called "Jimmy-_69."
529
00:23:09,300 --> 00:23:10,388
Jimmy, fam!
530
00:23:10,867 --> 00:23:12,738
That ain't a sexy look, G.Oi, a comment's a comment, bro,
531
00:23:12,825 --> 00:23:14,523
just 'cause you ain't getting
no comments, fam.
532
00:23:14,610 --> 00:23:15,915
Bruv, fuck a comment, bruv.
533
00:23:16,133 --> 00:23:18,614
Bruv, we're out here on stage
looking like some pussios.
534
00:23:18,701 --> 00:23:20,485
I'm out here looking
for redemption, bruv.
535
00:23:20,746 --> 00:23:23,445
Redemption. I like it.
Like Shawshank?
536
00:23:23,793 --> 00:23:26,578
You know what, yeah?
Man ain't havin' it no more.
537
00:23:27,405 --> 00:23:29,059
Man's gonna show the roads
what time it is.
538
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:31,409
And I ain't talking
about no quarter past three.
539
00:23:31,975 --> 00:23:33,498
I'm talking about a big move.
540
00:23:34,368 --> 00:23:37,110
Riko and Kane, G.Riko and Kane,
cuz, you're right.
541
00:23:37,284 --> 00:23:39,112
I say I call my mandem
and arrange another move.
542
00:23:39,286 --> 00:23:41,854
Nah, fam. I ain't got time
for your CBBC mandem, blud.
543
00:23:42,202 --> 00:23:45,467
- This time we do something big.
- Like what though, fam?
544
00:23:45,902 --> 00:23:49,645
The move of all moves.
545
00:23:50,123 --> 00:23:52,386
Something that's gonna
finally put us on the map
546
00:23:52,474 --> 00:23:54,650
as roadman for good.
547
00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:58,262
Riko and Kane, G.Riko and Kane, G.
548
00:24:00,525 --> 00:24:03,615
You sure about this, fam?
549
00:24:05,051 --> 00:24:08,533
Told you, I'm sick and tired of
not being rated as a roadman.
550
00:24:08,664 --> 00:24:10,448
I'm on this ting,
and after today
551
00:24:10,535 --> 00:24:12,232
everyone's gonna know
about us, fam.
552
00:24:12,319 --> 00:24:13,930
I'm fully on this gun ting now.
553
00:24:14,321 --> 00:24:15,366
You sure about that?
554
00:24:15,453 --> 00:24:16,454
The other day
you was moving shook.
555
00:24:16,541 --> 00:24:17,629
You was all shaking
and that, bro.
556
00:24:17,716 --> 00:24:19,675
I told you,
it was the arthritis.
557
00:24:19,762 --> 00:24:21,198
But my doctor sorted
that out now.
558
00:24:21,633 --> 00:24:24,506
Thank God for the NHS.God bless the NHS.
559
00:24:24,723 --> 00:24:25,942
It's time for that click-clack.
560
00:24:26,029 --> 00:24:28,074
It's about to go
off in there, fam.
561
00:24:28,161 --> 00:24:30,424
- You Ready Steady Cook, yeah?
- I dunno, man.
562
00:24:30,816 --> 00:24:32,644
A bank robbery,
it's a bit hype for us, na?
563
00:24:32,731 --> 00:24:35,342
Exactly! That's where
we've been going wrong, fam.
564
00:24:35,473 --> 00:24:36,605
We need to be more hype.
565
00:24:36,996 --> 00:24:40,173
Bare roadman do bank robberies
and now, it's our time.
566
00:24:40,304 --> 00:24:43,046
- Riko and Kane, bang-bang.
Fuck it.
567
00:24:43,220 --> 00:24:46,266
- Bang-bang, let's do this, fam.
- Oi, oi, what you lot saying?
568
00:24:46,397 --> 00:24:48,399
- What the fuck, man?
- Uh, you know who man is, innit?
569
00:24:48,486 --> 00:24:50,662
- Yeah, man know who you are, fam.
- Nah, nah, it's man like Ed.
570
00:24:50,836 --> 00:24:53,839
Certified crackhead.
Crack... Ed... you get it?
571
00:24:53,926 --> 00:24:55,667
You get it? Crack-Ed...
572
00:24:55,841 --> 00:24:58,017
♪ Man beg for bread
I don't have a bed ♪
573
00:24:58,104 --> 00:24:59,192
♪ I shit on my leg... ♪
574
00:24:59,279 --> 00:25:01,064
- Just fuck off, man.
- No, no, Reeks.
575
00:25:01,151 --> 00:25:02,979
Bro, Reeks,
I saw your mum, innit?
576
00:25:03,066 --> 00:25:04,981
What? Don't talk
- about my mum, man.
No, no. No, bro.
577
00:25:05,068 --> 00:25:06,286
I saw your mum
in the showers, innit?
578
00:25:06,373 --> 00:25:08,201
- What the fuck?
- No, no, in the swimming pool.
579
00:25:08,332 --> 00:25:09,333
Leighton Leisure Lagoon.
580
00:25:09,725 --> 00:25:11,378
I go there sometimes
to wash my ball bags, yeah.
581
00:25:11,465 --> 00:25:13,424
It's only 20p. It's a bargain!
582
00:25:13,555 --> 00:25:15,731
Anyway, you see your mum, yeah.
I'm watching her wash herself.
583
00:25:15,818 --> 00:25:17,515
Yeah, no, no, I weren't looking.
I weren't looking.
584
00:25:17,733 --> 00:25:19,778
Tell a lie, I might have looked
once but respectfully.
585
00:25:19,909 --> 00:25:21,867
She's pretty,
- she's got nice legs.
- Strong legs.
586
00:25:21,954 --> 00:25:23,347
Stop talking
- about my mum!
Nah, bro.
587
00:25:23,477 --> 00:25:25,001
Nah, she's standing
by the locker, yeah.
588
00:25:25,088 --> 00:25:27,960
She's looking all sad and that,
no P, just a bikini.
589
00:25:28,047 --> 00:25:30,484
So, man like me,
I subsidized that.
590
00:25:30,615 --> 00:25:33,618
I made that transaction happen.
I gave her the pound, bro.
591
00:25:33,792 --> 00:25:34,880
She was so happy.
592
00:25:35,228 --> 00:25:37,404
She was so perky and I'm
just thinking out loud here bro,
593
00:25:37,491 --> 00:25:40,103
- I'm gonna need that pound back.
- Move man, you ginger shithead!
594
00:25:40,190 --> 00:25:41,147
What did you say?
595
00:25:41,234 --> 00:25:42,453
- All right, here we go.
- Ginger?
596
00:25:42,671 --> 00:25:43,976
You call me ginger, bruv?
597
00:25:44,194 --> 00:25:46,239
D'you know what? You man can say
whatever you want about me.
598
00:25:46,326 --> 00:25:49,112
You can say I shit in a bush,
I shit on the highroad.
599
00:25:49,503 --> 00:25:52,506
I don't wipe my bum,
but so what? Who does?
600
00:25:52,594 --> 00:25:54,030
But ginger, bruv?
It's not even ginger.
601
00:25:54,117 --> 00:25:56,510
It's more like strawberry blond.
Look, I'll show you my p--
602
00:25:56,641 --> 00:25:58,077
What are you doing?
Allow that, bro, man!
603
00:25:58,164 --> 00:25:59,252
Got like a salmon tinge.
604
00:25:59,339 --> 00:26:00,689
It's cool, you don't have
to show, man!
605
00:26:00,776 --> 00:26:02,691
Allow it! Give him
the pound, bro!
606
00:26:02,952 --> 00:26:05,041
Here, just take the pound!
- Take the pound. Fuck off, bro!
- Oh, Reeks, bro.
607
00:26:05,258 --> 00:26:08,653
Love for that, bro. I can feel
the ginger love in you, brother.
608
00:26:09,262 --> 00:26:11,482
Oi, Kane, what you saying, yeah?
You got a pound for me, brother?
609
00:26:11,569 --> 00:26:12,875
I'll sing for you,
yeah?
610
00:26:13,179 --> 00:26:15,312
♪ Your balls don't smell
Like they used to before ♪
611
00:26:15,529 --> 00:26:18,141
Chat to me and I will quarantine
your life, rudeboy!
612
00:26:18,271 --> 00:26:20,012
Big man, say no more.
613
00:26:20,099 --> 00:26:21,840
I'm not tryna get
my head licked off here, fellas.
614
00:26:21,927 --> 00:26:23,712
I feel like I've got
a lot of potential in life
615
00:26:23,799 --> 00:26:25,670
and I can see you lot
are somewhat busy
616
00:26:25,757 --> 00:26:27,803
so I'm gonna bounce
by the ounce, freaks.
617
00:26:27,890 --> 00:26:29,195
I love you, son, Kane.
618
00:26:29,282 --> 00:26:31,458
Keep doing you, brother.
I see it, I see it all.
619
00:26:31,545 --> 00:26:33,199
I see it, keep doing you,
brother. I love you fellas.
620
00:26:33,286 --> 00:26:34,200
I love you.
621
00:26:34,505 --> 00:26:35,506
♪ Man beg
For bread... ♪
622
00:26:35,593 --> 00:26:36,812
What you doing, fam?
623
00:26:36,942 --> 00:26:38,509
What you saying, man?
I just got gassed, man.
624
00:26:38,596 --> 00:26:40,250
Come, we do this, blud.
625
00:26:41,904 --> 00:26:43,906
Yeah, hold on a minute.
You got your debit card?
626
00:26:44,036 --> 00:26:45,298
What? What for?
627
00:26:45,777 --> 00:26:47,910
Parking! I ain't trying
to get no ticket.
628
00:26:48,432 --> 00:26:50,564
Blud, we're robbing a bank,
man, fuck the parking, G.
629
00:26:50,652 --> 00:26:52,001
Are you dumb?
630
00:26:52,175 --> 00:26:54,046
I ain't about
this PCN ticket life!
631
00:26:54,177 --> 00:26:55,744
That's about 65-pound
632
00:26:55,831 --> 00:26:58,181
and in the words
of Joseph Junior Adinuga,
633
00:26:58,268 --> 00:26:59,182
"That's not me."
634
00:26:59,835 --> 00:27:02,446
- Cuz, this looks mad wet, bro.
- Bruv, stop being tight, man.
635
00:27:02,533 --> 00:27:03,447
I paid for the petrol
636
00:27:03,621 --> 00:27:04,883
and the Frutellas
on the way down.
637
00:27:05,579 --> 00:27:07,581
Frutellas are badman sweet,
you get me?
638
00:27:08,321 --> 00:27:10,106
Whatever, man, I'll pay
for the parking, bro.
639
00:27:10,541 --> 00:27:13,065
- Can we do this, fam?
- My guy!
640
00:27:15,198 --> 00:27:16,503
Hello!
641
00:27:16,678 --> 00:27:19,463
♪ Can't you see the sign?
It's a double yellow line ♪
642
00:27:20,159 --> 00:27:23,293
♪ I'm sorry, sir
But you cannot park your car ♪
643
00:27:23,510 --> 00:27:26,209
♪ Try to understand
I'm just an African ♪
644
00:27:26,296 --> 00:27:29,603
♪ So, who d'you think you are?
Just move your car ♪
645
00:27:30,256 --> 00:27:32,606
Dirty Ed!
646
00:27:36,567 --> 00:27:37,916
Look at this orangutan!
647
00:27:38,003 --> 00:27:40,484
You are causing a tsunami
in London again!
648
00:27:45,010 --> 00:27:47,796
♪ I should have seen the sign
Now, I have to pay this fine ♪
649
00:27:50,886 --> 00:27:52,844
- Mummy!
Oh...
650
00:27:52,931 --> 00:27:53,932
Fuck off!
651
00:27:54,324 --> 00:27:56,674
About
"man don't rob banks".
652
00:27:57,022 --> 00:27:58,720
That's 'cause man don't know
about the true capabilities.
653
00:28:04,421 --> 00:28:05,378
See?
654
00:28:05,988 --> 00:28:07,903
Bet you didn't know I could do
that, innit, Shotti?
655
00:28:08,033 --> 00:28:11,123
That's a G out here!
656
00:28:12,995 --> 00:28:13,865
Man like Leo.
657
00:28:14,997 --> 00:28:16,781
Everyone shut the fuck up
and get on the fucking floor!
658
00:28:16,781 --> 00:28:18,348
This is what you call
a roadman special delivery
659
00:28:18,435 --> 00:28:19,479
fucking bank robbery extravaganza.
660
00:28:19,958 --> 00:28:21,438
You know what, yeah?
Everyone by the wall.
661
00:28:21,525 --> 00:28:22,831
Everyone
by the wall now.
662
00:28:22,918 --> 00:28:24,049
Did I stutter?
663
00:28:24,484 --> 00:28:26,182
I said everyone shut the fuck up
and get on your fucking knees.
664
00:28:26,269 --> 00:28:29,576
Oh, my God,
this is so eeky!
665
00:28:29,968 --> 00:28:31,927
- Please don't hurt me!
- What? Eeky?
666
00:28:32,014 --> 00:28:33,145
Shut your mouth,
you butters sket!
667
00:28:33,493 --> 00:28:35,365
I'm not here to bum you, am I?
What you screaming for, man?
668
00:28:35,452 --> 00:28:37,628
This is a fucking bank robbery,
everyone shut the fuck up
669
00:28:37,759 --> 00:28:39,195
and get on the fucking floor!
670
00:28:39,369 --> 00:28:41,197
Yeah, I got this, bro,
go hit that belly.
671
00:28:41,284 --> 00:28:43,199
That's right,
it's a bank robbery, baby!
672
00:28:43,634 --> 00:28:45,157
Give me everything you've got.
673
00:28:45,244 --> 00:28:47,856
I'm talking about pounds,
10ps, 5ps
674
00:28:47,986 --> 00:28:49,509
and even the brown pennies!
675
00:28:49,683 --> 00:28:50,946
You want the pennies?
676
00:28:51,163 --> 00:28:53,513
I'm like ASDA, baby,
every penny counts.
677
00:28:53,731 --> 00:28:57,822
Now, fill up
my two JB bags, chop-chop!
678
00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:00,520
Time waits for no one!
679
00:29:01,870 --> 00:29:04,698
Okay, yep.
Okay, all right.
680
00:29:05,308 --> 00:29:06,962
All right, so darling,
what you're gonna do is...
681
00:29:07,179 --> 00:29:08,137
How do, um...
682
00:29:08,659 --> 00:29:10,661
- How do I put this through, man?
- Slide it through, innit?
683
00:29:10,792 --> 00:29:12,576
I am trying to slide it
- through, darling.
- Push, push and slide.
684
00:29:12,663 --> 00:29:14,012
- Huh?
- Slide it.
685
00:29:14,230 --> 00:29:16,319
What d'you, I'm--
- I'm-- I'm doing it.
- Push and slide.
686
00:29:16,406 --> 00:29:17,581
Like this?
Push and slide.
687
00:29:17,668 --> 00:29:18,843
Oh. Push
and slide. Uh-oh...
688
00:29:19,148 --> 00:29:21,715
Okay, yeah. Take the second one,
thank you very much.
689
00:29:21,803 --> 00:29:24,457
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
690
00:29:24,893 --> 00:29:28,505
I swear I know your voice
- from somewhere.
- What? You better hush your gums.
691
00:29:28,635 --> 00:29:31,203
You don't know me, bruv!
I swear to God...
692
00:29:31,377 --> 00:29:32,509
I will shoot you!
693
00:29:32,683 --> 00:29:35,773
I will put a bullet
in your brains, fam!
694
00:29:35,904 --> 00:29:38,645
I know you're not talking
to me like that!
695
00:29:38,776 --> 00:29:41,910
That's it. Everyone over here
like one big happy family.
696
00:29:42,127 --> 00:29:44,477
Are you deaf, cuz?
I said get down on the floor.
697
00:29:44,564 --> 00:29:45,696
Do your ting, innit.
698
00:29:46,218 --> 00:29:47,654
But man ain't getting
on no floor.
699
00:29:47,959 --> 00:29:49,831
Fam, man ain't asking like
to say if man wanted
700
00:29:49,918 --> 00:29:52,094
a cup of tea or something,
man is giving orders, fam.
701
00:29:52,181 --> 00:29:53,791
Like I'm a madman,
cuz, it's official.
702
00:29:53,878 --> 00:29:55,749
Read about me.
I will leng it down in here.
703
00:29:56,011 --> 00:29:57,403
Please don't "leng"
anything down!
704
00:29:57,969 --> 00:30:00,102
Fuck me, how much longer's
this gonna take?
705
00:30:00,189 --> 00:30:01,799
I got a 48 bus to catch!
706
00:30:01,886 --> 00:30:04,758
This is just spectacular.
Proper spectacular robbery, cuz.
707
00:30:04,846 --> 00:30:06,848
Everyone shut your mouth,
I swear down, man!
708
00:30:06,978 --> 00:30:09,676
Nah, I swear I recognize your
little whiney street rat voice
709
00:30:09,763 --> 00:30:12,331
from somewhere.[IN DEEPER VOICE] I told you,
you don't know me, man.
710
00:30:12,505 --> 00:30:13,506
I don't think
you're getting this.
711
00:30:13,637 --> 00:30:16,553
I'm a roadman
for life. Click-clack!
712
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:18,120
Hold on a minute, fam.[IN NORMAL VOICE] What?
713
00:30:18,294 --> 00:30:19,338
Am I going mad?
714
00:30:19,686 --> 00:30:21,166
Why have you got two guns
and man's only got one?
715
00:30:21,688 --> 00:30:23,386
You really doing this
- right now, fam?
Yes, I'm doing
this right now.
716
00:30:23,516 --> 00:30:25,649
What gives you the right to have
two guns and man's only got one?
717
00:30:25,779 --> 00:30:27,694
I couldn't get you two, innit.
I could only get three so--
718
00:30:27,781 --> 00:30:29,522
So, why d'you get two then?
I wanted two.
719
00:30:29,609 --> 00:30:30,828
I'm the one holding
the hostages, fam.
720
00:30:30,915 --> 00:30:32,047
Why d'you get two and I didn't?
721
00:30:32,134 --> 00:30:33,918
- Why fam, why?
- Riko, you're bugging out, G.
722
00:30:34,005 --> 00:30:35,441
Oh, my gosh, you just said
my name, fam.
723
00:30:35,572 --> 00:30:36,790
What? No I didn't!
724
00:30:36,921 --> 00:30:38,357
Yes, you did, you just said
my name "Riko".
725
00:30:38,444 --> 00:30:39,793
Why would you say
your own name for?
726
00:30:39,881 --> 00:30:41,534
I only said my name
'cause you said my name first.
727
00:30:41,621 --> 00:30:43,058
What are you, some kind of
snitch or something?
728
00:30:43,145 --> 00:30:44,450
Sounds like a snitch
to me, mate!
729
00:30:44,537 --> 00:30:45,799
I'm not a snitch!
730
00:30:45,887 --> 00:30:47,932
- And I didn't say your name, fam.
- You did, innit?
731
00:30:48,106 --> 00:30:48,977
Innit? He said my name.
732
00:30:49,194 --> 00:30:52,894
- Question! Is this a joke?
- Oh, my days!
733
00:30:53,024 --> 00:30:57,202
Shut the fuck up
and count my money, bitch!
734
00:30:57,724 --> 00:30:59,552
If I said your name,
it was an accident.
735
00:30:59,639 --> 00:31:01,337
- I'm sorry, all right?
- All right, cool, bro.
736
00:31:01,424 --> 00:31:03,600
What if I say
- your name then, cuz?
- Why would you do that for?
737
00:31:03,687 --> 00:31:05,123
'Cause it might be
an accident, innit?
738
00:31:05,297 --> 00:31:08,300
- This is some fucking joke ting.
- Kane Patrick Armand Ketende!
739
00:31:08,387 --> 00:31:09,301
What the fuck?
740
00:31:09,475 --> 00:31:10,824
Why would you say
my full name for?
741
00:31:11,042 --> 00:31:12,261
I'm sorry, bro,
it was an accident, innit?
742
00:31:12,435 --> 00:31:14,350
Oh, okay, okay,
you wanna play games, yeah?
743
00:31:14,437 --> 00:31:16,482
All right. Check this.
744
00:31:16,700 --> 00:31:19,181
- Richard Oshlam Byaseff Bulouck.
- Oh, my God, fam.
745
00:31:19,311 --> 00:31:20,965
Don't call me Richard,
cuz! I told you.
746
00:31:21,052 --> 00:31:22,575
You know I don't like
when people call me Richard!
747
00:31:22,662 --> 00:31:24,186
- What you gonna do 'bout it?
- What you gonna do 'bout it?
748
00:31:24,273 --> 00:31:25,839
- I could do a lot.
- I could do a lot too.
749
00:31:25,927 --> 00:31:27,102
- Set pace then.
- I'm setting pace, fam.
750
00:31:27,189 --> 00:31:29,408
Oh, my days!
751
00:31:29,974 --> 00:31:31,628
- You baited up your face, fam.
- What?
752
00:31:31,933 --> 00:31:33,978
- You ain't wearing your bally.
- You ain't wearing
your bally either, man.
753
00:31:34,109 --> 00:31:36,328
This is all your fault!
Stop repeating me, man!
754
00:31:36,415 --> 00:31:39,505
Just shut up, man!
- Rah! Riko and Kane?
755
00:31:39,636 --> 00:31:42,465
You two clowns,
course it is!
756
00:31:42,595 --> 00:31:45,033
Who else would rob a bank
like this, but Riko and Kane?
757
00:31:45,163 --> 00:31:47,165
Idiots!
758
00:31:47,470 --> 00:31:49,298
- Look what you done!
- Look what I done? You mean,
look what you done!
759
00:31:49,385 --> 00:31:51,082
You started this by saying
my name first, fam.
760
00:31:51,213 --> 00:31:53,519
Richard Oshlam Byaseff Bulouck.
761
00:31:53,693 --> 00:31:56,566
Such a good boy,
always so polite and friendly.
762
00:31:56,696 --> 00:31:58,046
What's happened to you?
763
00:31:58,263 --> 00:32:01,397
He's that fucking weirdo
that got himself sectioned.
764
00:32:01,484 --> 00:32:02,833
Oh, yeah, I read about that.
765
00:32:03,094 --> 00:32:05,009
It's bipolar, all right?
And that's why I'm doing this.
766
00:32:05,096 --> 00:32:07,272
To show everyone
with mental health problems
767
00:32:07,359 --> 00:32:08,795
that you can do anything
you put your mind to.
768
00:32:09,100 --> 00:32:11,276
Even a bank robbery.
Believe and achieve.
769
00:32:11,363 --> 00:32:12,495
You can do anything.
770
00:32:12,625 --> 00:32:15,672
Believe and achieve.
That's sick.
771
00:32:15,846 --> 00:32:21,025
I mean, it is very inspiring.
772
00:32:23,462 --> 00:32:25,725
You man need
to hurry the fuck up.
773
00:32:26,552 --> 00:32:28,815
- Man has got places to go.
- I know!
774
00:32:28,902 --> 00:32:30,904
I'm supposed to be sitting
on face in half an hour still.
775
00:32:31,601 --> 00:32:32,515
Absolutely!
776
00:32:32,602 --> 00:32:33,777
How long is this going to take?
777
00:32:34,038 --> 00:32:36,606
I've left my bicycle out there
and it's not even locked.
778
00:32:36,693 --> 00:32:38,477
I wouldn't leave my bike
unlocked around here, mate.
779
00:32:38,695 --> 00:32:39,609
Lot of criminals about.
780
00:32:39,957 --> 00:32:41,828
I don't see criminals out here.
781
00:32:41,915 --> 00:32:43,830
I see young people
with no prospects,
782
00:32:43,917 --> 00:32:47,008
no future and no hope.
It's not very surprising
783
00:32:47,225 --> 00:32:48,835
after ten years
of a Tory government.
784
00:32:48,922 --> 00:32:51,229
What the fuck is this, man?
Everyone shut your mouth!
785
00:32:51,403 --> 00:32:53,362
This is a fucking bank robbery.
Do you understand?
786
00:32:53,449 --> 00:32:54,754
I will start murking people
out here.
787
00:32:55,538 --> 00:32:56,756
Allow it, wasteman.
788
00:32:56,930 --> 00:32:58,802
On a real, I ain't got time
for this shit.
789
00:32:59,237 --> 00:33:01,283
You man are a fucking joke.
790
00:33:01,413 --> 00:33:03,633
- You ain't going nowhere, cuz.
- What, you gonna shoot me, yeah?
791
00:33:04,590 --> 00:33:06,984
Do you even know
who I am, fam?
792
00:33:07,071 --> 00:33:09,247
I don't give a shit if
you was fucking Hercules, fam.
793
00:33:09,334 --> 00:33:10,901
You need to be waiting
over there, cuz.
794
00:33:10,988 --> 00:33:12,903
Shh, shh, fam,
you need to calm yourself
795
00:33:13,556 --> 00:33:15,775
before I punch you
through that fucking wall.
796
00:33:15,906 --> 00:33:18,082
Oh, my gosh, do you not see
what man is holding, fam?
797
00:33:18,169 --> 00:33:19,388
I don't give a shit
what you're holding,
798
00:33:19,475 --> 00:33:20,693
you dumb fuck.
799
00:33:20,911 --> 00:33:22,434
Trust me, you don't want it
with me.
800
00:33:22,608 --> 00:33:23,740
Listen, I'm gonna
have to ask you
801
00:33:23,827 --> 00:33:25,002
to sit over there,
you know, fam.
802
00:33:25,698 --> 00:33:27,309
I fucking warned you.
803
00:33:27,439 --> 00:33:30,051
- What the fuck?
- What the fuck is wrong with you?
Shoot the brother!
804
00:33:30,138 --> 00:33:31,487
Listen, I'll shoot you
you know, fam.
805
00:33:31,617 --> 00:33:33,402
I swear I'll shoot you, cuz.
806
00:33:37,536 --> 00:33:39,234
Blud, you're lucky
you're holding that strap.
807
00:33:39,930 --> 00:33:41,540
But just remember,
I've seen your face and them.
808
00:33:44,239 --> 00:33:45,718
You fucked up, bruv.
809
00:33:46,763 --> 00:33:48,591
I will come back
and I will catch you
810
00:33:48,765 --> 00:33:50,549
and your whole fucking family.
811
00:33:52,073 --> 00:33:53,465
- Now, ask about me.
- What?
812
00:33:53,552 --> 00:33:55,424
Are you mad? I don't give
a shit who you are.
813
00:33:55,815 --> 00:33:59,297
All I'm saying is...
keep pointing that gun at me
814
00:33:59,689 --> 00:34:02,735
and I will shove it up
your fucking batty crease!
815
00:34:02,822 --> 00:34:05,216
What? Ain't no one shoving
nothing up my bumbum-hole, cuz.
816
00:34:05,303 --> 00:34:06,783
I'll smash your head
through that fucking window.
817
00:34:07,044 --> 00:34:09,394
- You should allow it, fam.
- Fuck that! Man's a badman
out here, G.
818
00:34:09,481 --> 00:34:11,570
Yeah? Think you're
a badman, yeah?
819
00:34:11,962 --> 00:34:12,919
Go on then, shoot me.
820
00:34:13,181 --> 00:34:14,660
Listen, they don't call me
"Bipolar Boy"
821
00:34:14,747 --> 00:34:16,967
for nothing, you know.
I'm a fuckin' madman, G!
822
00:34:17,054 --> 00:34:19,274
Now, sit the fuck down before
I disable your legs, cuzzy!
823
00:34:19,361 --> 00:34:22,103
Yeah? Is that right, yeah?
Fucking shoot me then!
824
00:34:22,190 --> 00:34:23,495
Shoot the pagan! Pap-pap!
825
00:34:23,669 --> 00:34:25,018
- Goldeneye ting!
- Seriously, you should
allow it, fam.
826
00:34:25,193 --> 00:34:26,716
- I'll shoot you, cuz.
- Fucking shoot me!
827
00:34:26,846 --> 00:34:28,152
What do I do, fam? What do I do?
828
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:29,893
- Shoot him!
- I'll shoot you, fam.
829
00:34:29,980 --> 00:34:31,155
Fucking shoot me!
Riko, shoot!
830
00:34:31,503 --> 00:34:33,897
Come on! Do it!
Fucking shoot me!
Shoot him.
831
00:34:40,860 --> 00:34:44,081
Yo, fam, are you all right?
I-- I was just joking, man.
832
00:34:44,168 --> 00:34:45,474
The-- The gun ain't
even loaded, cuz.
833
00:34:45,865 --> 00:34:48,564
What the fuck did you do, fam?
You fucking killed him.
834
00:34:48,694 --> 00:34:51,306
Nah, man. We were just chatting
and I-- I dunno what--
835
00:34:51,393 --> 00:34:52,698
I think he's just having
a nap or something.
836
00:34:53,830 --> 00:34:55,440
He looks dead to me, cuz.
837
00:34:55,571 --> 00:34:59,009
Um... So, that's attempted
armed robbery and murder,
838
00:34:59,227 --> 00:35:01,098
so just so you know
you're looking at 30 years plus,
839
00:35:01,185 --> 00:35:02,839
for the both of you,
so...
840
00:35:02,926 --> 00:35:05,537
- Now wait, hold on.
- Fam, you know
who that is, innit?
841
00:35:06,103 --> 00:35:07,844
That's Leo DeMarco
from Skengville, fam.
842
00:35:09,019 --> 00:35:10,455
I can't believe
you just duppied him like that.
843
00:35:10,977 --> 00:35:12,457
You're fucking sick, fam.
844
00:35:13,110 --> 00:35:16,113
Wait, what? That's Leo DeMarco? Yeah, cuz.
845
00:35:16,374 --> 00:35:18,942
You're on that madman smoke,
innit? No long ting.
846
00:35:19,072 --> 00:35:20,857
Man just run up in there
backed off the bally,
847
00:35:20,944 --> 00:35:22,598
robbed the dance!
Killed off Leo!
848
00:35:22,902 --> 00:35:24,904
You're on some
fucking Rambo shit, G!
849
00:35:25,035 --> 00:35:27,429
Nah, you're fucking nang!
What was your man's names again?
850
00:35:27,864 --> 00:35:30,432
Riko and Kane, G.What the fuck, man?
851
00:35:30,519 --> 00:35:32,564
- Stop telling everyone our names!
- Nah, man's cool, G.
852
00:35:32,695 --> 00:35:34,523
Man does fulltime road too.
I was actually gonna rob
853
00:35:34,740 --> 00:35:35,915
this place as well,
but you know.
854
00:35:36,089 --> 00:35:38,135
Bruv, this ain't no fucking
meet and greet, G.
855
00:35:38,222 --> 00:35:39,789
All right, listen.
Come, we kick man.
856
00:35:39,876 --> 00:35:41,704
Boydem are gonna be here
any minute. We need to go.
857
00:35:43,749 --> 00:35:45,925
Wait, after all that you lot
don't even want the money now?
858
00:35:47,492 --> 00:35:49,973
Riko and Kane.
859
00:35:51,061 --> 00:35:52,062
Gang, gang.
860
00:35:53,716 --> 00:35:55,152
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
861
00:35:55,718 --> 00:35:58,329
Ian, Bill.
862
00:35:58,547 --> 00:36:02,072
Excuse me...
can you not do that?
863
00:36:02,855 --> 00:36:04,205
You need a hand with that, love?
864
00:36:05,336 --> 00:36:08,600
Fucking tosser.
865
00:36:08,861 --> 00:36:11,342
Think she needs a big,
wide one up her arse.
866
00:36:11,516 --> 00:36:12,735
Lighten her load a little.
867
00:36:13,518 --> 00:36:15,259
Do you see
who that dark fella was?
868
00:36:15,607 --> 00:36:17,566
Ian... Bill.
869
00:36:17,653 --> 00:36:20,699
Willy Wanker William!
870
00:36:20,830 --> 00:36:23,093
- Oi-oi!
- It's just William, okay?
871
00:36:23,354 --> 00:36:26,009
No "Willy," no "Wanker,"
just William.
872
00:36:26,139 --> 00:36:28,359
Okay, "No Willy William."
873
00:36:28,881 --> 00:36:31,623
I'll make another complaint,
you know. I will. I will do it!
874
00:36:31,754 --> 00:36:33,190
All right, ackee breath!
875
00:36:33,886 --> 00:36:36,454
Very sensitive,
you lot, ain't ya? Eh?
876
00:36:36,889 --> 00:36:39,718
Always complaining
about something.
877
00:36:39,805 --> 00:36:41,720
Ian, I'm gonna go inside
and do the camera checks.
878
00:36:41,894 --> 00:36:44,114
No need, Bill.
I checked them already.
879
00:36:44,332 --> 00:36:46,072
They went down at 12:42.
880
00:36:46,203 --> 00:36:47,726
They're still struggling
to get them back on.
881
00:36:48,161 --> 00:36:50,163
An outside interference,
it seems.
882
00:36:50,425 --> 00:36:52,035
I must go now.
883
00:36:52,731 --> 00:36:53,950
There are crimes taking place
884
00:36:54,037 --> 00:36:56,126
and as always,
I must solve them.
885
00:36:56,561 --> 00:36:58,868
Excuse me, thank you.
886
00:37:02,959 --> 00:37:05,091
I smell fishy fanny here, Billy.
887
00:37:05,222 --> 00:37:06,179
What, mate?
888
00:37:06,397 --> 00:37:08,225
I may not be an expert
on these things
889
00:37:08,312 --> 00:37:10,575
but I bet my left arse cheek
890
00:37:10,662 --> 00:37:12,490
on this having something
to do with Shotti!
891
00:37:12,664 --> 00:37:15,276
I'm telling ya, mate,
if we want to start winning
892
00:37:15,624 --> 00:37:19,018
all we've gotta do is catch
the pricks who did this.
893
00:37:19,105 --> 00:37:22,021
If we solve this,
they've gotta start giving us
894
00:37:22,108 --> 00:37:24,415
guns or at least
some new tasers.
895
00:37:30,421 --> 00:37:33,163
Do you think feds
are gonna catch man, fam?
896
00:37:33,294 --> 00:37:35,905
I don't wanna go jail.
I can't go jail.
897
00:37:36,340 --> 00:37:39,561
Thirty-five years, nah, man.
Man's all small and all that.
898
00:37:39,648 --> 00:37:41,127
It'll be peak for me
in the showers, bro.
899
00:37:41,214 --> 00:37:42,738
- I'll get raped.
- Probably, fam.
900
00:37:43,129 --> 00:37:44,957
But it's cool.
You're a roadman, innit?
901
00:37:45,610 --> 00:37:46,872
Top gully badman, you get me?
902
00:37:47,264 --> 00:37:49,266
All roadmen have
to go prison sometime, fam.
903
00:37:49,527 --> 00:37:53,009
Tupac, 50 Cent,
Giggs, Nelson Mandela.
904
00:37:53,096 --> 00:37:55,316
It'll make you more certi
on the roads, ya get me?
905
00:37:58,841 --> 00:38:00,799
Where the bumbaclartings
are you fuckboys, huh?
906
00:38:00,886 --> 00:38:03,454
You bloody fuck-fucks!
Don't fuck me, I fuck you!
907
00:38:03,933 --> 00:38:06,762
Oh, this is peak, man.
Man ain't got no P.
908
00:38:06,892 --> 00:38:08,285
We got Bombay Patel
on our backs.
909
00:38:08,372 --> 00:38:10,461
The robbery went wrong.
Man all killed Leo by accident.
910
00:38:10,548 --> 00:38:13,029
Man's looking at jail.
I feel to cry, fam. Real talk.
911
00:38:13,986 --> 00:38:15,423
I should've worn
my woolly hat, innit?
912
00:38:15,727 --> 00:38:18,077
- It's kinda cold.
- Yeah, I guess so.
913
00:38:25,389 --> 00:38:27,957
♪ Guns and pork
Guns and pork, listen ♪
914
00:38:28,131 --> 00:38:30,612
♪ Guns and pork
Guns and pork, hard ♪
915
00:38:30,873 --> 00:38:33,484
♪ Guns and pork
Guns and pork, listen ♪
916
00:38:33,615 --> 00:38:36,226
♪ Guns and pork
Guns and pork, hard ♪
917
00:38:36,313 --> 00:38:38,010
Hey, come on!
918
00:38:38,359 --> 00:38:39,751
- Come on.
- Run that, run that.
919
00:38:39,969 --> 00:38:42,275
Growing pains,
- you'll be all right.
- The circle of life and that.
920
00:38:42,406 --> 00:38:43,886
- But you're nearly 40!
Oi, shut up!
921
00:38:46,541 --> 00:38:47,933
What you man saying?
What you man telling me?
922
00:38:48,020 --> 00:38:51,589
Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
923
00:38:51,807 --> 00:38:53,374
I beg you don't rob
my creps again, fam.
924
00:38:53,461 --> 00:38:56,072
Nah, it's cool, man. Man heard
about what you man done still.
925
00:38:56,159 --> 00:38:58,074
Ah, no, that video on Linkup,
that was just a little joke ting
926
00:38:58,161 --> 00:38:59,075
that we tried out, innit?
927
00:38:59,597 --> 00:39:01,207
Nah, man's talking about
you man murking Leo, fam.
928
00:39:01,294 --> 00:39:02,644
No, that was just an acc--What you saying?
929
00:39:02,774 --> 00:39:04,602
- You man not on this ting, yeah?
- It weren't even like that.
930
00:39:04,689 --> 00:39:05,908
You know what man
are calling you on the roads?
931
00:39:06,082 --> 00:39:07,866
Man are calling you
Rambo Riko, fam.
932
00:39:08,432 --> 00:39:10,303
- Rambo Riko?
- How did you do it, G?
933
00:39:10,391 --> 00:39:12,001
Big man, I'm hearing
my man can't die, fam.
934
00:39:12,131 --> 00:39:14,786
I'm hearing 28 lives, some
black magic obia settings, fam.
935
00:39:15,134 --> 00:39:16,484
On the real, fam,
how'd you kill him?
936
00:39:16,571 --> 00:39:17,789
See, that's the thing,
we didn't actually--
937
00:39:18,050 --> 00:39:20,662
What my boy's trying to say
is of course we murked him, fam.
938
00:39:20,792 --> 00:39:24,883
Fuck a obia ting, fam.
I am Mr. Obia. Mr. Black Magic.
939
00:39:24,970 --> 00:39:27,016
I done anyone's dance,
you get me?
940
00:39:27,451 --> 00:39:30,193
Hold on, you didn't even do--All right, easy, easy, easy.
941
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:31,716
Man don't talk too much.
You get me?
942
00:39:31,803 --> 00:39:32,891
Oi! You the man?
943
00:39:33,283 --> 00:39:36,155
All right, run that photo.
Your phone. Let's go, let's go!
944
00:39:36,286 --> 00:39:37,505
All right, line up, line up!
945
00:39:37,592 --> 00:39:38,854
There you go,
let me get the limelight,
946
00:39:38,941 --> 00:39:40,333
let me get the main ting,
there we go.
947
00:39:40,421 --> 00:39:42,205
- You man in the shot, yeah?
- You man in the shot, yeah?
948
00:39:42,292 --> 00:39:43,380
Nice, nice, nice.
949
00:39:43,467 --> 00:39:44,860
Aye, on three, "Riko," fam.
950
00:39:45,513 --> 00:39:47,079
- Riko!
Rams!
951
00:39:47,210 --> 00:39:48,298
Riko!
952
00:39:48,385 --> 00:39:49,430
Let me see that, fam.
953
00:39:50,169 --> 00:39:52,607
Oh, my God, yeah, this is hard.
954
00:39:52,955 --> 00:39:54,173
Hey, what price plan you
on, fam?
955
00:39:54,652 --> 00:39:56,872
All right, listen!
You man roll safe, you know.
956
00:39:57,176 --> 00:39:59,178
Man hear Leo's brother's looking
for you man still.
957
00:39:59,352 --> 00:40:02,051
- What?
- Yeah, boy, when he finds out
he's gonna go mental.
958
00:40:02,181 --> 00:40:03,226
His brother's a fruitcake.
959
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:06,272
Who's Leo's brother though, fam?
960
00:40:07,839 --> 00:40:08,971
Who's on the greeze?
961
00:40:09,319 --> 00:40:10,799
- Tyreese.
Tyreese
962
00:40:10,929 --> 00:40:12,714
Who's got da Ps?
963
00:40:12,801 --> 00:40:14,411
Tyreese.
964
00:40:14,933 --> 00:40:15,891
Grape!
965
00:40:19,634 --> 00:40:22,463
Zoop-zoop, 2-1, fam.
In your face, cuz!
966
00:40:23,812 --> 00:40:24,943
In your face, fam!
967
00:40:25,204 --> 00:40:27,642
Man was just distracted, innit?
About zoop-zoop!
968
00:40:27,859 --> 00:40:30,253
Give me the fucking control pad,
rudeboy.
969
00:40:31,689 --> 00:40:34,039
See that goal?
970
00:40:34,170 --> 00:40:36,346
Standard procedures.
Next hype, two all!
971
00:40:36,564 --> 00:40:39,436
What you saying now, huh?
Exactly! You fucking speng!
972
00:40:39,567 --> 00:40:42,047
- This is my game, G. My game.
- You all right, Tamara?
973
00:40:42,178 --> 00:40:43,179
Yeah, I'm cool.
974
00:40:43,745 --> 00:40:45,529
Don't be talking to no boys,
lickle sketbag donkey head.
975
00:40:45,616 --> 00:40:47,096
Fucking mongoose!
976
00:40:47,357 --> 00:40:48,924
Oi, why the fuck
you asking my sister
977
00:40:49,011 --> 00:40:51,622
if she's all right for, fam?
You trying to move to her, blud?
978
00:40:51,709 --> 00:40:52,928
- No.
- You trying to press her
out, blud?
979
00:40:53,319 --> 00:40:55,104
Trying to chirps her up, cuz?
Is that what you trying to do?
980
00:40:55,234 --> 00:40:57,280
You must want man to confiscate
your legs, rudeboy.
981
00:40:57,410 --> 00:40:59,064
Sorry, T-man, didn't mean
no disrespect, fam.
982
00:40:59,151 --> 00:41:00,849
I was just... Damn fucking right.
983
00:41:00,936 --> 00:41:03,068
Standard procedures
about, "Are you all right?"
984
00:41:03,155 --> 00:41:05,375
What, you wanna end up
like my guy, with a black eye?
985
00:41:05,549 --> 00:41:08,421
Rah, that all rhymes and that.
Man's so intelligent out here.
986
00:41:08,596 --> 00:41:09,597
How do I do this?
987
00:41:09,727 --> 00:41:10,989
Anyway, fuck about again,
988
00:41:11,207 --> 00:41:13,078
you get a straight Chinese burn
to the throat.
989
00:41:13,209 --> 00:41:14,863
Rah, you're such a weirdo.
990
00:41:14,993 --> 00:41:16,168
Your mum's a fucking weirdo
991
00:41:16,342 --> 00:41:18,083
and blatantly sucks dick
at the back of the 253 bus.
992
00:41:18,170 --> 00:41:20,695
So, go suck
your mum, you butters sket!
993
00:41:20,825 --> 00:41:23,175
That's your sister, bro,
that's your mum too.
994
00:41:23,393 --> 00:41:26,744
Step-sister, dickhead!
I don't care. I don't care, fam.
995
00:41:26,831 --> 00:41:29,442
I don't care about anyone.
That's how naughty-waughty I am.
996
00:41:29,878 --> 00:41:33,272
Yo, T... You got a sec?
Man needs to chat to you still.
997
00:41:33,403 --> 00:41:36,188
It's about your brother, fam.
998
00:41:37,059 --> 00:41:39,452
- Something's happened.
- What you talking about, blud?
999
00:41:40,366 --> 00:41:42,020
What you mean
something's happened?
1000
00:41:43,152 --> 00:41:46,285
Fam! What the fuck happened?
1001
00:41:46,895 --> 00:41:48,026
You'’re making man
get butterflies
1002
00:41:48,113 --> 00:41:49,071
in my belly-tummy, man.
1003
00:41:49,245 --> 00:41:50,986
Man's hearing
he's in hospital, blud.
1004
00:41:52,074 --> 00:41:53,379
I think someone run up
on him, fam.
1005
00:41:53,815 --> 00:41:56,557
Word on the road is
some brother called Riko did it.
1006
00:41:57,427 --> 00:41:58,733
Wiko?
1007
00:41:59,777 --> 00:42:02,388
Who the fuck
is fucking Wiko? Oi, Jay.
1008
00:42:02,650 --> 00:42:04,565
Does he roll with Shotti?
Is he one of Shotti's boys?
1009
00:42:05,043 --> 00:42:08,090
- I-- I dunno, bro.
- Try move to my brother, yeah?
1010
00:42:08,743 --> 00:42:11,484
My bloodline!
My brother, you know.
1011
00:42:15,837 --> 00:42:17,012
Rah, what happened?
1012
00:42:17,142 --> 00:42:18,535
Slapanory Time!
1013
00:42:18,622 --> 00:42:19,667
Shut your gums, rudeboy!
1014
00:42:19,754 --> 00:42:21,016
Man's speaking out here.
1015
00:42:21,103 --> 00:42:22,800
Don't insult
man's superior intellect.
1016
00:42:22,931 --> 00:42:25,629
As a sideman, you only speak
when you're spoken to.
1017
00:42:25,716 --> 00:42:27,631
You fucking coleslaw-face.
1018
00:42:27,762 --> 00:42:30,721
Man's gonna fuck
this Wiko yute inside out.
1019
00:42:31,330 --> 00:42:33,681
Wiko and his family
and his mandem.
1020
00:42:33,768 --> 00:42:35,683
Man's gonna fuck
his fucking neighbors, blud.
1021
00:42:35,770 --> 00:42:37,423
Try touch my boy, you know?
1022
00:42:37,728 --> 00:42:40,992
This Wiko pussy boy
must think he's Captain Planet.
1023
00:42:41,079 --> 00:42:43,125
Well, he's not.
I'm Captain Planet.
1024
00:42:43,342 --> 00:42:46,258
♪ Captain Planet, he's a hero ♪
1025
00:42:46,650 --> 00:42:48,696
♪ He's gonna take pollution
Down to zero ♪
1026
00:42:48,783 --> 00:42:50,785
And you know what? I know say
it's got something to do
1027
00:42:50,872 --> 00:42:53,309
with that pussio, Shotti.
Fucking dickhead!
1028
00:42:53,483 --> 00:42:54,876
About touch my bro.
1029
00:42:55,093 --> 00:42:57,748
Right, I want all you mans
to hit the woads
1030
00:42:57,835 --> 00:42:59,097
and find this Wiko yute.
1031
00:42:59,402 --> 00:43:01,709
I wanna know where he resides,
where he sleeps,
1032
00:43:01,796 --> 00:43:02,927
where he buys his weed.
1033
00:43:03,101 --> 00:43:05,190
What color socks he wears,
what size they are.
1034
00:43:05,408 --> 00:43:08,193
I wanna know everything!
Every thing!
1035
00:43:08,585 --> 00:43:13,372
This is big fucking wars
on the woadside, fam!
1036
00:43:13,503 --> 00:43:14,939
I'm sure his brother
will understand though
1037
00:43:15,026 --> 00:43:17,507
- it was an accident, right?
- Bruv, fuck all of that, man.
1038
00:43:17,681 --> 00:43:19,509
The roads think
we killed Leo, bro.
1039
00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:21,511
Man's got to run
with that narrative, bruv.
1040
00:43:21,903 --> 00:43:24,166
Man's been waiting
for this moment my whole life.
1041
00:43:24,557 --> 00:43:27,082
It's like we've finally
been verified as bad boys, cuz.
1042
00:43:27,473 --> 00:43:29,780
You can't fuck this up, man.
I'm begging you, bruv.
1043
00:43:30,215 --> 00:43:31,477
You gotta be more gassed.
1044
00:43:31,739 --> 00:43:33,871
You're a killer now.
He-Man ting.
1045
00:43:34,350 --> 00:43:39,224
By the power of Grayskull,
you are "Murder Man Reeks."
1046
00:43:39,398 --> 00:43:41,879
"Murder Man Reeks"?
I fucking like it, fam.
1047
00:43:41,966 --> 00:43:44,099
It gets my bipolar popping,
cuz, I can't even lie.
1048
00:43:44,229 --> 00:43:46,667
What about Rambo Riko?
My guy was saying it earlier.
1049
00:43:46,841 --> 00:43:48,364
'Cause I do think of myself
a bit, you know,
1050
00:43:48,451 --> 00:43:49,539
a bit Ramboish, cuz.
1051
00:43:49,626 --> 00:43:51,019
I like that!
1052
00:43:51,149 --> 00:43:52,194
I like that.
1053
00:43:52,368 --> 00:43:53,935
Rambo Riko!
Rambo Riko, whoa!
1054
00:43:54,022 --> 00:43:55,414
Rambo Riko up in here!
1055
00:43:55,501 --> 00:43:56,720
You man Riko
and Kane, yeah?
1056
00:43:56,938 --> 00:43:59,462
Yeah, that's right, bro.
1057
00:43:59,810 --> 00:44:00,898
Riko and Kane.
1058
00:44:01,072 --> 00:44:02,639
- That's Riko.
- That's Kane.
1059
00:44:02,900 --> 00:44:04,075
Riko and Kane.
1060
00:44:04,423 --> 00:44:06,556
Get in the car, fam.
Shotti wants to see you.
1061
00:44:08,384 --> 00:44:09,298
Shotti?
1062
00:44:13,171 --> 00:44:16,261
♪ Man don't talk, man rob
Run up in the trap like boss ♪
1063
00:44:16,348 --> 00:44:17,785
♪ Weh di money
Deh food affi nyam ♪
1064
00:44:18,089 --> 00:44:19,612
♪ Yuh, tek weh
Yuh arm pon deh 'chete ♪
1065
00:44:19,700 --> 00:44:21,136
♪ Before it get chop ♪
1066
00:44:21,832 --> 00:44:23,704
♪ Bumbaclat ya a eediat
Ya a eediat ♪
1067
00:44:23,921 --> 00:44:27,490
♪ Don't bother try run, yuh
Man don't talk, man rob ♪
1068
00:44:28,447 --> 00:44:30,841
♪ Run up in the trap like boss
Weh di money deh food... ♪
1069
00:44:31,581 --> 00:44:33,235
So, you man are Riko
and Kane, yeah?
1070
00:44:33,409 --> 00:44:35,803
- Yeah, bro. Riko and Kane.
- Riko and Kane.
1071
00:44:36,238 --> 00:44:37,718
That's Riko.
- That's Kane.
1072
00:44:37,805 --> 00:44:38,980
Riko and Kane.
1073
00:44:39,197 --> 00:44:43,593
Riko...
1074
00:44:44,420 --> 00:44:46,422
So, Dwayne tells me
you're the guy that killed Leo.
1075
00:44:47,510 --> 00:44:49,425
Um... Yeah, that's right, bro.
1076
00:44:51,209 --> 00:44:52,210
So, how you kill him?
1077
00:44:54,212 --> 00:44:55,431
Do you know
what it was, my guy?
1078
00:44:55,518 --> 00:44:56,693
Man's robbing a bank, innit,
1079
00:44:56,780 --> 00:44:58,086
and you got my man
whatever his name is.
1080
00:44:58,260 --> 00:45:00,131
He's all up on the wall trying
to flex all sexy and that
1081
00:45:00,218 --> 00:45:01,480
like he's on some catalogue ting
1082
00:45:01,567 --> 00:45:02,830
and I'm trying
to tell my guy, innit
1083
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:04,092
"Get down
on your fucking knees!"
1084
00:45:04,353 --> 00:45:06,572
But he's not listening
and because of a certain someone
1085
00:45:06,659 --> 00:45:08,183
man's only got one gun
but it's cool,
1086
00:45:08,270 --> 00:45:09,532
so I back out the ting, yeah,
1087
00:45:09,619 --> 00:45:10,925
and he starts saying
that he's gonna punch me
1088
00:45:11,012 --> 00:45:11,926
through the fucking wall
1089
00:45:12,100 --> 00:45:13,275
and shove a strap up
my bumbum-hole!
1090
00:45:13,405 --> 00:45:15,190
And I said, "Nah, cuz,
are you mad?"
1091
00:45:15,277 --> 00:45:16,887
"No one's shoving no strap
up my batty crease!"
1092
00:45:16,974 --> 00:45:17,975
And then, yeah.
1093
00:45:23,285 --> 00:45:24,373
And then what?
1094
00:45:25,635 --> 00:45:27,898
Um... Then man dropped him.
1095
00:45:27,985 --> 00:45:29,247
No long ting. You get me?
1096
00:45:29,378 --> 00:45:31,597
If man comes in our way,
we take 'em out.
1097
00:45:31,684 --> 00:45:34,731
Riko and Kane. Bang, bang.
All day, midday.
1098
00:45:35,123 --> 00:45:38,126
Man said, "All day, midday".
I love that.
1099
00:45:38,213 --> 00:45:41,738
- Come on, fam, we does this.
- I'm not gonna lie, we do, fam.
1100
00:45:42,521 --> 00:45:45,002
Wh... Where you man from? Cah...
1101
00:45:45,481 --> 00:45:47,048
Man ain't really heard
of you man before.
1102
00:45:47,135 --> 00:45:49,659
Skengville estate, cuz.
Originally from Goonbred though.
1103
00:45:49,790 --> 00:45:51,487
Same way, roadman
since birth. Ya get me?
1104
00:45:51,574 --> 00:45:55,186
Click-clack! HM pizzle.
Bang, bang everywhere gang.
1105
00:45:55,317 --> 00:45:56,579
We do this, cuz.
1106
00:45:56,840 --> 00:45:59,103
These man are mad,
you know.
1107
00:45:59,234 --> 00:46:01,497
But I like mad. You get me?
1108
00:46:01,584 --> 00:46:03,934
See? I told you I
could find these man.
1109
00:46:04,065 --> 00:46:05,501
Shut up, Dwayne.
1110
00:46:05,762 --> 00:46:07,546
Go and bag the food
with the youngers.
1111
00:46:07,764 --> 00:46:09,374
It's just like banter,
we have a little...
1112
00:46:09,940 --> 00:46:11,333
So, what you saying, mandem?
1113
00:46:12,856 --> 00:46:16,555
Let man put you on, innit?
Come run with me. M Gang ting.
1114
00:46:17,252 --> 00:46:20,908
Money and murder, cuz. Gs! Murkers are us!
1115
00:46:20,995 --> 00:46:23,562
Yeah, murkers are us, G.
1116
00:46:23,693 --> 00:46:25,913
I swear I see you man on
that Linkup video ting though.
1117
00:46:26,130 --> 00:46:27,697
What? You got
the wrong people, fam.
1118
00:46:28,002 --> 00:46:29,873
You get me? We don't do
no Linkup videos.
1119
00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:32,528
- We keep things mystic out here.
- That's right, Mystic FM, G.
1120
00:46:32,615 --> 00:46:33,964
About Linkup videos.
1121
00:46:34,051 --> 00:46:35,879
Nah, he definitely looked
like you man.
1122
00:46:35,966 --> 00:46:37,141
No, they weren'’t us, all right?
1123
00:46:37,228 --> 00:46:39,013
Hey, Shotti, wagwan
for your boy, cuz?
1124
00:46:39,100 --> 00:46:40,753
We need some
goddamn respect out here.
1125
00:46:40,841 --> 00:46:42,146
We are some trained killers.
1126
00:46:42,277 --> 00:46:44,627
I am an African giant
and I will burn
1127
00:46:44,757 --> 00:46:47,456
a boy out here, cuz.
I furthermore shoot him, cuz.
1128
00:46:47,586 --> 00:46:48,457
Hasn't reached that level.
1129
00:46:48,544 --> 00:46:50,546
- Rambo Riko, shoot him!
- What, now?
1130
00:46:50,633 --> 00:46:51,895
- Yeah, yeah.
- No, no, no.
1131
00:46:51,982 --> 00:46:53,592
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Fuck it.
1132
00:46:53,679 --> 00:46:54,680
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1133
00:46:54,767 --> 00:46:56,508
Whoa!
1134
00:46:56,595 --> 00:46:58,728
That's what I'm saying, cuz.
Rambo Riko up in here.
1135
00:46:58,946 --> 00:47:00,599
I'll shoot him again you know,
fam. Shall I shoot him again?
1136
00:47:00,686 --> 00:47:02,166
Chill, chill, chill!'Cause you know I would, innit?
1137
00:47:02,253 --> 00:47:04,212
You shoot me!
1138
00:47:04,299 --> 00:47:07,215
My God will not forgive you,
you demonic bastard! You...
1139
00:47:07,302 --> 00:47:08,651
No, no, no...
1140
00:47:08,738 --> 00:47:10,827
Fuck that, you man
are gonna fuck up my sofa.
1141
00:47:14,526 --> 00:47:17,051
Sorry, Shotti, man. Man's got
mental health issues, innit.
1142
00:47:17,138 --> 00:47:18,182
Mental health awareness
and all that,
1143
00:47:18,356 --> 00:47:19,792
so I thought I'd let you know.
You get me?
1144
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:21,316
So, what you saying?
1145
00:47:22,752 --> 00:47:24,710
You man wanna jump
on the wave, yeah?
1146
00:47:26,016 --> 00:47:28,149
Man will put bread
in your pockets, fam.
1147
00:47:29,019 --> 00:47:31,021
I just need them young Gs
that are on it.
1148
00:47:31,761 --> 00:47:33,850
I need them madman shooters,
you get me?
1149
00:47:33,937 --> 00:47:36,200
- Course, fam.
- Yeah, man's fully on that, G.
1150
00:47:36,548 --> 00:47:39,682
That's what I'm talking about.
Oi, hear what.
1151
00:47:40,639 --> 00:47:41,814
You man smoke weed, yeah?
1152
00:47:42,076 --> 00:47:44,339
Oh, yeah, bro,
man definitely does, cuz.
1153
00:47:44,426 --> 00:47:48,952
Oi, Dwayne. Get my man
a loud pack, yeah?
1154
00:47:50,432 --> 00:47:51,433
Hold this, yeah.
1155
00:47:52,695 --> 00:47:54,262
This is my chain.
1156
00:47:55,089 --> 00:47:56,568
Ain't nobody fucking with you
1157
00:47:56,655 --> 00:47:59,049
when you got this
round your neck. You hear me?
1158
00:47:59,484 --> 00:48:01,965
Oh, he looks sick,
fam. Here.
1159
00:48:02,748 --> 00:48:04,794
Proper Cali, cuz.
1160
00:48:04,881 --> 00:48:06,578
Gelato ting, peng.
1161
00:48:07,188 --> 00:48:08,972
I need you man do
a quick little run for me, yeah?
1162
00:48:09,233 --> 00:48:13,150
Lose this bag,
1163
00:48:13,716 --> 00:48:15,109
or what's meant
to come back to me...
1164
00:48:16,327 --> 00:48:18,503
and you ain't gonna have no neck
to put no chain on, fam.
1165
00:48:18,590 --> 00:48:19,678
You get me?
1166
00:48:21,071 --> 00:48:25,684
Dwayne,
anything they need, yeah?
1167
00:48:25,858 --> 00:48:26,947
And take the Porsche.
1168
00:48:27,034 --> 00:48:28,557
And someone come clean
this place up
1169
00:48:28,644 --> 00:48:31,299
- before my mum walks in!
- Come, we hit the roads, mandem.
1170
00:48:31,516 --> 00:48:33,518
♪ It's Riko and Kane, fam ♪
1171
00:48:34,432 --> 00:48:36,869
♪ We're in the game, fam
You know our names, fam! ♪
1172
00:48:37,696 --> 00:48:40,177
♪ We bring the pain, fam!
You know our names, fam ♪
1173
00:48:42,092 --> 00:48:43,441
I'm telling you, Billy,
1174
00:48:43,702 --> 00:48:45,661
those two
are the contract killers.
1175
00:48:45,748 --> 00:48:47,271
Are you sure
about that, Ian?
1176
00:48:47,358 --> 00:48:50,187
I mean, they don't look like
your usual contract killer type.
1177
00:48:50,274 --> 00:48:52,233
They're fucking
Black boys, ain't they?
1178
00:48:52,581 --> 00:48:56,715
They behave... all,
you know... Black!
1179
00:48:56,889 --> 00:48:58,239
That one's
not even Black though!
1180
00:48:58,326 --> 00:49:00,154
He is. All right,
his skin isn't.
1181
00:49:00,458 --> 00:49:03,548
But I'm tellin' ya.
He's got that look, ain't he?
1182
00:49:04,332 --> 00:49:05,855
What look?
I dunno!
1183
00:49:06,073 --> 00:49:07,944
All that urban malarky.
1184
00:49:08,075 --> 00:49:11,513
That "wagwan famalam,
innit" look.
1185
00:49:11,774 --> 00:49:14,690
All that cocoa butter goes
to their heads, don't it?
1186
00:49:14,907 --> 00:49:16,170
I don't get it, mate.
1187
00:49:16,257 --> 00:49:18,346
What the fuck goes on
in that head of yours?
1188
00:49:20,261 --> 00:49:22,176
Why have you always
gotta talk like this?
1189
00:49:24,308 --> 00:49:25,831
I... I... I...
1190
00:49:25,962 --> 00:49:27,659
I don't want to talk about it,
all right?
1191
00:49:28,704 --> 00:49:32,229
- So, what now then?
- We wait, follow them
1192
00:49:32,447 --> 00:49:35,145
and gather as much information
as we can
1193
00:49:35,232 --> 00:49:38,801
and then we pounce
like a fucking puma.
1194
00:49:40,237 --> 00:49:41,673
♪ Move! ♪ What? ♪
1195
00:49:44,720 --> 00:49:47,375
♪ Move! ♪ Money, house, paper, gas
1196
00:49:47,462 --> 00:49:49,812
♪ Look down 'pon mi shoe
A alligator ♪ ♪ Get up and move ♪
1197
00:49:49,899 --> 00:49:53,337
♪ Ah weh mi live
Skyscraper, if yuh no like mi ♪
1198
00:49:53,511 --> 00:49:55,035
♪ Yuh must be a hater ♪ Mad ♪
1199
00:49:55,209 --> 00:49:56,819
♪ Anyting dem
Wah mi do dem haffi pay for ♪
1200
00:49:56,949 --> 00:49:57,950
♪ Fi count my money ♪
1201
00:49:58,342 --> 00:49:59,778
♪ Gon' need calculator ♪ Get up and move ♪
1202
00:49:59,952 --> 00:50:04,348
♪ Any weh mi step undertaker
911 dem haffi calla operator ♪
1203
00:50:04,522 --> 00:50:07,438
♪ Get up an move, dash weh dat
Money tie up inna bank ♪
1204
00:50:07,525 --> 00:50:09,266
♪ But a nuff cash wi stack ♪ Get up and move ♪
1205
00:50:09,353 --> 00:50:10,311
♪ Money haffi flip ♪
1206
00:50:10,746 --> 00:50:13,444
♪ Acrobat Cyaan step
'Pon mi 'cah mi a nuh doormat ♪
1207
00:50:13,618 --> 00:50:16,056
♪ Mad Man a dead over mi body
And mi pretty features ♪
1208
00:50:16,186 --> 00:50:18,319
♪ Tell mi seh him 'av a girl
Mi tell him, "Delete dat" ♪
1209
00:50:18,406 --> 00:50:20,408
♪ Anyweh yuh deh mi
Deh mi eva ready wid di gang ♪
1210
00:50:20,495 --> 00:50:22,888
♪ Dutchavelli with the semi
Dus ik weet niet wat je denkt ♪
1211
00:50:23,063 --> 00:50:24,368
♪ Wat je denkt... ♪
1212
00:50:27,458 --> 00:50:28,981
♪ Hey
1213
00:50:31,158 --> 00:50:35,988
♪ The very first time
That I saw your brown eyes ♪
1214
00:50:36,380 --> 00:50:39,514
♪ Your lips said hello
And I said hi ♪
1215
00:50:39,731 --> 00:50:43,953
♪ I knew right then
You were the one ♪
1216
00:50:45,868 --> 00:50:47,957
Hello. What?
1217
00:50:48,088 --> 00:50:49,741
Calm down,
let me have a word--
1218
00:50:49,828 --> 00:50:51,265
Ugh!
1219
00:50:51,352 --> 00:50:53,571
Chill, chill, chill.
- What you doing, bruv?
1220
00:50:53,702 --> 00:50:55,573
- Stop!
- Hey, what you doing, fam?
1221
00:50:55,791 --> 00:50:57,097
Who the fuck are you, fam?
1222
00:50:57,358 --> 00:50:58,272
Don't worry about who I am.
1223
00:50:58,359 --> 00:50:59,403
Leave the pretty girl alone, innit?
1224
00:50:59,490 --> 00:51:01,275
Look, it's fine.
- No, it's not fine.
1225
00:51:01,405 --> 00:51:03,015
Man's moving like
he's Harvey Weinstein out here.
1226
00:51:03,190 --> 00:51:04,452
Harvey Weinstein, what?
1227
00:51:04,626 --> 00:51:05,844
You know who the fuck
you're talking to?
1228
00:51:06,062 --> 00:51:09,152
Do you know who the fuck I am?
It's man like Melvin.
1229
00:51:09,979 --> 00:51:11,589
Man ought to punch you
in your face.
1230
00:51:11,850 --> 00:51:13,156
Yeah?
1231
00:51:13,330 --> 00:51:15,202
♪ I put your lights out quicker
Than switch ♪
1232
00:51:15,332 --> 00:51:17,117
♪ Cause I'’m sick
Of your face in shit ♪
1233
00:51:25,647 --> 00:51:27,170
Kane!
1234
00:51:27,518 --> 00:51:28,519
Kane!
1235
00:51:29,433 --> 00:51:30,434
Kane!
1236
00:51:30,652 --> 00:51:34,177
Uh... Allow it, man!
1237
00:51:56,982 --> 00:51:58,897
♪ Lacking progress
No direction, no connection ♪
1238
00:51:59,071 --> 00:52:01,552
♪ You should know better
You should know pressure ♪
1239
00:52:07,384 --> 00:52:09,604
Hi, my name's Riko.
1240
00:52:09,734 --> 00:52:12,128
I hope you don't mind me saying
but you are beautiful.
1241
00:52:12,302 --> 00:52:14,435
♪ Yeah, lights out ♪
1242
00:52:14,522 --> 00:52:15,479
Hold on.
1243
00:52:15,653 --> 00:52:18,917
♪ Lights out, lights out ♪
1244
00:52:21,006 --> 00:52:23,400
♪ All I see is lies
I don't wanna hear you ♪
1245
00:52:30,755 --> 00:52:32,540
Wait, wait--Hadouken!
1246
00:52:32,627 --> 00:52:35,804
♪ We don't hear no more
Stay over there ♪
1247
00:52:35,891 --> 00:52:39,242
♪ We don't want you over here
Stay over there ♪
1248
00:52:39,329 --> 00:52:40,504
♪ We don't want you... ♪
1249
00:52:42,724 --> 00:52:46,206
♪ We don't want you over here
Stay over there ♪
1250
00:52:46,771 --> 00:52:48,773
Riko! Riko!
1251
00:52:49,121 --> 00:52:51,515
♪ Lights out, lights out ♪
1252
00:52:53,256 --> 00:52:54,431
♪ Lights out ♪
1253
00:52:54,649 --> 00:52:56,259
♪ Lights out ♪
1254
00:53:11,143 --> 00:53:12,319
That's right!
1255
00:53:12,406 --> 00:53:14,277
Riko and Kane up in this bitch!
1256
00:53:14,408 --> 00:53:17,411
Man like a Black GI Joe!
1257
00:53:17,585 --> 00:53:18,629
Pussy!
1258
00:53:19,151 --> 00:53:20,370
I didn't even get your name,
you know.
1259
00:53:20,892 --> 00:53:22,024
It's Tamara.
1260
00:53:22,198 --> 00:53:23,721
Are you taking the mickey, rudeboy?
1261
00:53:23,852 --> 00:53:25,984
Are you really tryna draw
a ting right now?
1262
00:53:26,202 --> 00:53:28,248
This ain't a ting, fam.
This is Tamara.
1263
00:53:28,378 --> 00:53:29,510
You man, come.
1264
00:53:29,727 --> 00:53:31,555
We gotta kick. Come, man.
We need to kick, fam.
1265
00:53:31,773 --> 00:53:32,687
Take care, Tamara, yeah?
1266
00:53:32,774 --> 00:53:33,818
I hope you have
a lovely evening.
1267
00:53:48,616 --> 00:53:49,704
Broski.
1268
00:53:50,531 --> 00:53:51,532
Look at you.
1269
00:53:52,359 --> 00:53:53,751
Face all dry and that.
1270
00:53:59,322 --> 00:54:01,803
We was just about to take over, fam.
1271
00:54:02,064 --> 00:54:05,197
Do the mazzer on Shotti.
Conquer the world.
1272
00:54:06,198 --> 00:54:08,853
From London to New York,
you said.
1273
00:54:10,115 --> 00:54:13,597
Now look at you.
Some fucking couch potato.
1274
00:54:13,902 --> 00:54:17,122
Wake up, man! I need you, man.
1275
00:54:17,253 --> 00:54:19,124
I can't do this without you,
bro!
1276
00:54:19,255 --> 00:54:21,344
It was me and you. It was us, remember?
1277
00:54:21,475 --> 00:54:24,391
Bromo gang, remember?
Big bro, lickle bro!
1278
00:54:24,521 --> 00:54:26,349
- Big bro, lickle bro!
- Hey, fam, I don't think--
1279
00:54:26,523 --> 00:54:29,483
Don't fucking touch me, man!
Fucking mongoose!
1280
00:54:33,574 --> 00:54:35,097
Man has done
a little wibbly-wobbly
1281
00:54:35,271 --> 00:54:36,446
one there still.
1282
00:54:36,620 --> 00:54:38,143
Man was on a Lion King vibe, innit?
1283
00:54:38,230 --> 00:54:39,623
Mufasa ting, you know them ones.
1284
00:54:42,583 --> 00:54:43,932
But fuck all of that.
1285
00:54:44,193 --> 00:54:46,238
This ain't no fucking
Disney Plus ting, fam.
1286
00:54:46,456 --> 00:54:48,197
Man needs to get
on my Scarface ting.
1287
00:54:48,328 --> 00:54:50,025
Hunt down that cockroach, Wiko.
1288
00:54:50,155 --> 00:54:51,983
Who does he think he is, bro?
1289
00:54:52,114 --> 00:54:57,554
Touch my bro, ya na? My bro!
No one touches my bro but me!
1290
00:54:57,685 --> 00:54:59,164
Will you keep it down, please?
1291
00:54:59,339 --> 00:55:00,383
There's some
seriously ill people
1292
00:55:00,470 --> 00:55:01,384
in here, trying to rest.
1293
00:55:01,906 --> 00:55:03,081
Shut your mouth, you butters
horse-face donkey sket.
1294
00:55:03,255 --> 00:55:05,040
I'll dash you out
the fucking window, you clown.
1295
00:55:05,214 --> 00:55:07,782
- Hey, fam, fuck her, man.
- I would, fam.
1296
00:55:07,869 --> 00:55:10,001
Can't we just circle the block
and find this Riko, innit?
1297
00:55:10,175 --> 00:55:11,351
Whore!
1298
00:55:12,743 --> 00:55:15,180
So, where the fuck
is this Wiko, huh?
1299
00:55:15,311 --> 00:55:16,965
Has anyone got
any credentials on him?
1300
00:55:18,009 --> 00:55:20,055
Try touch my family, ya na!
1301
00:55:20,185 --> 00:55:23,841
Nah, this guy must be
some kinda madman.
1302
00:55:24,276 --> 00:55:26,017
Uh, Blud, I think I'm in love.
1303
00:55:26,540 --> 00:55:29,064
Riko and Tamara, it's all got
that Romeo and Juliet vibe.
1304
00:55:29,194 --> 00:55:31,153
- I lie, fam?
- Tamara, fam?
1305
00:55:32,154 --> 00:55:33,634
Blud, that's Leo's stepsister.
1306
00:55:33,808 --> 00:55:36,637
Don't lie. She was peng though.
I lie, fam?
1307
00:55:36,767 --> 00:55:37,986
Didn't you hear him, bruv?
1308
00:55:38,334 --> 00:55:40,292
That's Leo's sister, bruv.
Don't be ringing her, you know.
1309
00:55:40,423 --> 00:55:41,685
Yeah, he actually said
stepsister, fam.
1310
00:55:42,382 --> 00:55:43,383
But yeah, I hear ya.
1311
00:55:43,470 --> 00:55:44,558
Did you smell her hair
though, cuz?
1312
00:55:44,732 --> 00:55:46,298
I smelt it when I was standing
close to her.
1313
00:55:46,429 --> 00:55:48,779
It all smelt
like wild strawberries.
1314
00:55:48,997 --> 00:55:51,695
Man said wild strawberries.
You're fucking sick.
1315
00:55:51,826 --> 00:55:53,523
Man's trying to draw down
a dead man's sister
1316
00:55:53,654 --> 00:55:55,046
while smacking up bare man.
1317
00:55:55,656 --> 00:55:57,875
Rambo Riko!
1318
00:55:58,006 --> 00:56:00,051
I can't lie though.
I've never seen nothing like it.
1319
00:56:00,182 --> 00:56:02,010
Maybe WrestleMania
but never in real life.
1320
00:56:02,358 --> 00:56:03,446
Bad man ting, G.
1321
00:56:03,577 --> 00:56:05,317
Come on, fam,
that's how we roll, G.
1322
00:56:05,448 --> 00:56:08,277
- Badder man for any badder man.
- I dunno what happened.
1323
00:56:08,495 --> 00:56:10,497
I just saw red
and went all bipolar.
1324
00:56:10,932 --> 00:56:13,456
- You got bipolar, fam?
- Yeah, bro.
1325
00:56:13,543 --> 00:56:14,979
That's sick.
1326
00:56:15,197 --> 00:56:16,546
I want some
of that bipolar shit too, fam.
1327
00:56:16,633 --> 00:56:18,679
No, cuz, you don't.
Trust me. It's dead.
1328
00:56:18,809 --> 00:56:19,941
It's fucking long.
1329
00:56:20,071 --> 00:56:21,725
Certain times
I feel like a madman.
1330
00:56:21,856 --> 00:56:23,684
Certain times
you are a madman, fam.
1331
00:56:23,771 --> 00:56:25,294
Nothing wrong with being
a little bit mad though, cuz.
1332
00:56:25,425 --> 00:56:26,600
No, you don't understand.
1333
00:56:26,687 --> 00:56:28,732
Man have to take meds
every day and shit.
1334
00:56:28,906 --> 00:56:31,169
It's fucking dead,
and sometimes...
1335
00:56:32,214 --> 00:56:33,171
I dunno, I...
1336
00:56:33,955 --> 00:56:35,913
I just feel kind of lost,
if I'm being honest.
1337
00:56:36,566 --> 00:56:37,872
I feel your pain, bro.
1338
00:56:38,829 --> 00:56:40,657
- Man's autistic, innit?
- Is it?
1339
00:56:40,788 --> 00:56:42,964
- Sick.
- Yeah, man, so...
1340
00:56:43,355 --> 00:56:45,009
man say if you ever need
to talk, innit.
1341
00:56:45,401 --> 00:56:47,403
Men should be able to talk
about they problems more.
1342
00:56:48,099 --> 00:56:50,145
What the fuck, fam?
1343
00:56:50,275 --> 00:56:53,017
Man's got Jesus and Gandhi
in the fucking whip.
1344
00:56:53,235 --> 00:56:55,629
Bruv, fuck all this NHS
special needs talk, bruv.
1345
00:56:55,759 --> 00:56:57,065
Come and get the bag
1346
00:56:57,239 --> 00:56:59,589
give it to Shotti and park off,
blud. I'm fuckin' hungry.
1347
00:57:00,111 --> 00:57:01,025
Where's the bag, fam?
1348
00:57:01,156 --> 00:57:02,505
- What bag, fam?
- The bag, cuz.
1349
00:57:02,636 --> 00:57:04,028
What do you mean,
"The bag, cuz"?
1350
00:57:04,159 --> 00:57:05,682
No, no, I swear I gave
it to you--
1351
00:57:05,769 --> 00:57:07,336
No, you had the bag, fam.
1352
00:57:07,467 --> 00:57:08,946
I had the bag and I said,
"Kane, hold this."
1353
00:57:09,077 --> 00:57:10,818
Bruv, I don't remember
you saying that, fam.
1354
00:57:10,948 --> 00:57:12,036
I definitely did though, cuz.
1355
00:57:12,428 --> 00:57:14,212
I 'member giving it to you
like this, I was like this, cuz.
1356
00:57:14,343 --> 00:57:16,171
How the fuck did you lose
the bag, man?
1357
00:57:16,258 --> 00:57:17,825
- Look for it, blud.
- No, it's not here, cuz.
1358
00:57:17,912 --> 00:57:18,826
We're gonna have to go back.
1359
00:57:18,913 --> 00:57:20,088
We're gonna have to go back, cuz.
1360
00:57:20,523 --> 00:57:23,352
Blud, man can't lose the bag.
We definitely have to go back.
1361
00:57:23,570 --> 00:57:25,136
Fuck!
1362
00:57:25,267 --> 00:57:26,790
- Shit!
- Shit.
1363
00:57:26,921 --> 00:57:28,313
It's RoboCop time, baby!
1364
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:30,185
♪ You might see me
In the black Mustang, yeah ♪
1365
00:57:30,402 --> 00:57:31,316
♪ No gang ♪
1366
00:57:31,403 --> 00:57:33,449
Go faster, man, faster!
1367
00:57:33,623 --> 00:57:35,799
♪ Or see me in the Maybach
Laid back, With a thick ting ♪
1368
00:57:36,191 --> 00:57:37,845
Put your foot down, Billy!
1369
00:57:37,975 --> 00:57:39,063
Can't fuckin' see 'em.
1370
00:57:39,150 --> 00:57:40,369
♪ You might see me with Sabi ♪
1371
00:57:40,456 --> 00:57:42,153
♪ In a Masi' and she got
A big batty ♪
1372
00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:43,633
♪ Too flashy, too flashy ♪
1373
00:57:43,720 --> 00:57:45,374
♪ Ride more back seat
Than a black cabby ♪
1374
00:57:45,505 --> 00:57:47,724
♪ Might see me in a black Audi
Just 'llow me, yeah ♪
1375
00:57:47,942 --> 00:57:50,379
♪ With my gang, full rowdy
Beg you gimme space ♪
1376
00:57:55,210 --> 00:57:58,300
Where are you two
pussyclartings? Huh?
1377
00:58:00,302 --> 00:58:02,478
♪ Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom
Vroom ♪
1378
00:58:02,826 --> 00:58:04,219
♪ In a way vroom ♪
1379
00:58:04,480 --> 00:58:06,308
♪ Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom
Vroom ♪
1380
00:58:06,700 --> 00:58:09,398
♪ Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom
Vroom ♪
1381
00:58:55,531 --> 00:58:58,403
- Bruv, where's Dwayne?
- Ain't nobody got time for that!
1382
00:59:01,015 --> 00:59:02,625
Hey, Riko!
1383
00:59:02,930 --> 00:59:03,931
Kane!
1384
00:59:06,107 --> 00:59:07,238
Shit,
1385
00:59:07,369 --> 00:59:08,718
I can smell petrol,
bro, come on!
1386
00:59:08,849 --> 00:59:09,980
Bruv, I can't get out!
1387
00:59:10,067 --> 00:59:11,068
Don't worry, I've got you, bro.
1388
00:59:11,199 --> 00:59:12,504
Foot's stuck, help.
1389
00:59:12,592 --> 00:59:15,899
Help me.
1390
00:59:16,030 --> 00:59:18,859
Riko...
1391
00:59:19,294 --> 00:59:21,078
Come on.
1392
00:59:42,447 --> 00:59:44,014
Oh, for fuck's sake. Split up!
1393
00:59:48,932 --> 00:59:50,325
Come here, you little shit!
1394
00:59:55,025 --> 00:59:57,898
♪ Yo You don't want trouble
COVID flow ♪
1395
00:59:57,985 --> 00:59:59,073
♪ Man ah buss man's bubble ♪
1396
00:59:59,290 --> 01:00:00,727
♪ These two hands
Teach man about struggle ♪
1397
01:00:00,814 --> 01:00:02,293
♪ This beard don't respect man
With stubble ♪
1398
01:00:02,511 --> 01:00:04,556
♪ Told you before
Somebody's in trouble ♪
1399
01:00:04,644 --> 01:00:06,210
♪ Arms out
Man's not come here to cuddle ♪
1400
01:00:06,297 --> 01:00:07,821
♪ Rolling pass if I see
A team huddle ♪
1401
01:00:07,908 --> 01:00:09,474
♪ Drive through man
Like it's Blackwall tunnel ♪
1402
01:00:09,561 --> 01:00:11,215
♪ American cats are like
"Rah, he's dope," yeah ♪
1403
01:00:11,302 --> 01:00:12,739
♪ Podcast man are like "Nah
He's goat" ♪
1404
01:00:12,956 --> 01:00:14,741
♪ One man said I swing
Like Ali Ali? ♪
1405
01:00:14,871 --> 01:00:16,568
♪ Nobody's had me on the ropes
I'm cold ♪
1406
01:00:16,656 --> 01:00:17,874
♪ Don't care about TV shows ♪
1407
01:00:18,135 --> 01:00:19,746
♪ New guy, black Tommy
Before you saw a ghost ♪
1408
01:00:19,833 --> 01:00:21,269
♪ I ain't Wiley
But if I wild at a show ♪
1409
01:00:21,356 --> 01:00:23,010
♪ Or do something risky
And disappear from the soc' ♪
1410
01:00:23,097 --> 01:00:24,707
♪ It's not a trend
When I at these man ♪
1411
01:00:24,794 --> 01:00:26,709
♪ God, you better come
And drag these man ♪
1412
01:00:26,883 --> 01:00:27,971
Oh, shit!
1413
01:00:28,102 --> 01:00:29,886
Hey! Come here!
1414
01:00:30,060 --> 01:00:31,932
♪ I don't need no one
To back me, fam, Rush who? ♪
1415
01:00:32,019 --> 01:00:33,150
♪ Better come and clap me, fam ♪
1416
01:00:33,281 --> 01:00:34,848
♪ Corona spread
When I catch each man ♪
1417
01:00:34,935 --> 01:00:36,632
♪ It's jabs in the throat
When I vaccine man ♪
1418
01:00:36,719 --> 01:00:38,112
♪ Forward slash P
Money on Twitch ♪
1419
01:00:38,373 --> 01:00:40,201
♪ Don't be fooled 'cause I game
And shit ♪
1420
01:00:40,288 --> 01:00:42,029
♪ Mention my son
Are you taking the piss? ♪
1421
01:00:42,638 --> 01:00:43,639
Fuck me!
1422
01:00:43,857 --> 01:00:45,293
♪ After the last
Time man got nicked ♪
1423
01:00:45,380 --> 01:00:46,468
Fuck off!
1424
01:00:48,296 --> 01:00:50,341
Come on, you two, get after him!
1425
01:00:51,691 --> 01:00:53,693
♪ Back up, came through big
Like a 20 team ♪
1426
01:00:53,780 --> 01:00:55,129
♪ Man's got smoke
For an offside trapper ♪
1427
01:00:55,216 --> 01:00:56,304
What the fuck, man?
1428
01:00:56,478 --> 01:00:57,479
♪ I'm a confident lacker ♪
1429
01:00:57,740 --> 01:00:59,263
♪ I'’m a Puma boy
Nike owe me two tops ♪
1430
01:00:59,350 --> 01:01:00,830
♪ Don't make me put on
Invincible swagger ♪
1431
01:01:00,917 --> 01:01:02,223
♪ I had a ting putting
In work ♪
1432
01:01:02,310 --> 01:01:04,138
♪ Left wing politics means
I've gotta Saka ♪
1433
01:01:04,355 --> 01:01:05,879
♪ No one ain't giving me passa ♪
1434
01:01:06,140 --> 01:01:07,750
♪ Peak for a man when I ask
"What's the matter?" ♪
1435
01:01:07,837 --> 01:01:09,317
♪ Toe-punt man's head back
To his gaffer ♪
1436
01:01:09,491 --> 01:01:11,232
♪ If we start the party
You're going home mashup ♪
1437
01:01:18,108 --> 01:01:19,501
Nice little doggie!
1438
01:01:19,588 --> 01:01:20,937
Nice little doggie!
1439
01:01:27,335 --> 01:01:28,423
You all right up there, mate?
1440
01:01:28,989 --> 01:01:31,469
Yeah. Just walkin' my dog, innit?
1441
01:01:39,564 --> 01:01:41,262
Who the fuck
do you think you are?
1442
01:01:41,610 --> 01:01:44,004
- Usain Bolt?
- Yeah, bro, you dickhead.
1443
01:01:54,405 --> 01:01:55,972
All right, shit-face?
1444
01:01:56,103 --> 01:01:58,975
You ain't so clever now, are ya?
1445
01:02:00,803 --> 01:02:02,413
How long am I gonna be in here, man?
1446
01:02:04,894 --> 01:02:06,330
How long am I gonna be in here?
1447
01:02:06,635 --> 01:02:08,637
Fuck's sake!
1448
01:02:09,116 --> 01:02:10,334
I feel really hot in here!
1449
01:02:13,598 --> 01:02:14,861
Should've took my meds today, man.
1450
01:02:15,035 --> 01:02:15,992
I swear I'm buggin' out.
1451
01:02:16,166 --> 01:02:17,037
Fuck's sake.
1452
01:02:17,167 --> 01:02:18,560
How long am I gonna be in here?
1453
01:02:18,734 --> 01:02:20,518
Come on!
I knew I should've took...
1454
01:02:20,692 --> 01:02:21,911
Kane!
1455
01:02:22,129 --> 01:02:23,913
I knew I shoulda took
my meds today!
1456
01:02:25,349 --> 01:02:26,307
Freezin' in here!
1457
01:02:26,394 --> 01:02:27,351
I feel really hot in here!
1458
01:02:27,482 --> 01:02:28,962
I shoulda took my meds today, man.
1459
01:02:29,136 --> 01:02:30,006
Fuck's sake!
1460
01:02:30,137 --> 01:02:31,138
I'm buggin' out, man.
1461
01:02:32,704 --> 01:02:34,837
Kane!
1462
01:02:34,968 --> 01:02:36,534
Kane, man! Kane, you sleepin'?
1463
01:02:36,621 --> 01:02:38,101
I don't fuckin' feel right.
1464
01:02:42,932 --> 01:02:43,933
Yo, boss!
1465
01:02:44,151 --> 01:02:46,980
Can man get a cigarette,
or a zoot or suttin'?
1466
01:02:49,243 --> 01:02:51,811
I won't tell you again.
Shut the fuck up!
1467
01:03:11,656 --> 01:03:12,614
Get up.
1468
01:03:13,267 --> 01:03:14,529
So, how do you know Shotti, then?
1469
01:03:14,616 --> 01:03:15,704
Shotti?
1470
01:03:16,052 --> 01:03:18,881
What the fuck is that?
Some kind of potty you shit in?
1471
01:03:19,012 --> 01:03:19,969
Shotti?
1472
01:03:20,143 --> 01:03:21,318
Yeah, I know him still.
1473
01:03:21,841 --> 01:03:23,973
I must have fitted a kitchen
for him once a few years back.
1474
01:03:24,191 --> 01:03:25,583
Yeah, nice guy.
1475
01:03:25,801 --> 01:03:26,758
Why didn't you stop the car?
1476
01:03:26,933 --> 01:03:29,718
Car? What car?
I weren't drivin' no car.
1477
01:03:29,849 --> 01:03:31,285
I was just walkin' my dog, innit?
1478
01:03:31,459 --> 01:03:32,721
To be honest,
I can't even drive.
1479
01:03:32,939 --> 01:03:35,332
Well, I did once, cause Kane got
waved on some XIX Vodka.
1480
01:03:35,419 --> 01:03:36,725
I had to drive him home
but it was
1481
01:03:36,812 --> 01:03:38,074
just the one time still,
I promise.
1482
01:03:39,815 --> 01:03:42,600
- Is this Shotti's chain?
- No, that's my one, innit?
1483
01:03:42,731 --> 01:03:44,341
Like he's got one
and I've got one.
1484
01:03:44,472 --> 01:03:45,777
So, like one each, innit?
1485
01:03:46,517 --> 01:03:48,171
What does "MGANG" stand for?
1486
01:03:48,432 --> 01:03:50,521
The "M" stands for motivation,
meditation and music.
1487
01:03:50,608 --> 01:03:51,871
I must say, I've been getting
1488
01:03:51,958 --> 01:03:54,743
into a lot of yoga
recently still.
1489
01:03:55,352 --> 01:03:58,442
Woosa.
1490
01:04:00,705 --> 01:04:02,403
Wagwan with
all these questions, man?
1491
01:04:02,533 --> 01:04:04,361
Movin' like it's Mastermind
or something?
1492
01:04:04,535 --> 01:04:06,059
Has Riko had his phone call yet?
1493
01:04:06,407 --> 01:04:08,148
'Cause you know
when Riko has his phone call
1494
01:04:08,322 --> 01:04:09,627
we're out of here, you get me?
1495
01:04:09,758 --> 01:04:12,979
Man's got dat top boy
Jewish solicitor. Whoo!
1496
01:04:13,109 --> 01:04:15,720
And when he's finished
with you and you,
1497
01:04:15,851 --> 01:04:18,593
I'm expecting
a full-blown apology letter.
1498
01:04:18,810 --> 01:04:21,857
Ya get me? And that's some
Mary had a curry goat, brother.
1499
01:04:22,989 --> 01:04:24,512
Hello, Tamara.
1500
01:04:24,642 --> 01:04:27,428
- Yeah, who's this?
It's me, Riko.
1501
01:04:27,689 --> 01:04:29,299
I thought I'd just call
and say hello.
1502
01:04:29,430 --> 01:04:30,648
It was really nice meeting you.
1503
01:04:30,779 --> 01:04:32,346
I wish I coulda stayed
and spoke to you.
1504
01:04:32,476 --> 01:04:33,738
That was crazy
what happened.
1505
01:04:33,913 --> 01:04:35,305
I've never seen
anything like it.
1506
01:04:35,436 --> 01:04:37,307
Yeah, that was
a bit of a mad one.
1507
01:04:37,438 --> 01:04:39,483
It's just my stepdad used
to try and hit my mum, innit,
1508
01:04:39,701 --> 01:04:40,963
so I'm totally against
that shit.
1509
01:04:41,050 --> 01:04:42,356
When I saw that guy
troubling you like that
1510
01:04:42,443 --> 01:04:43,487
I dunno, it just...
1511
01:04:43,618 --> 01:04:44,924
It just brought out
bad memories.
1512
01:04:45,098 --> 01:04:46,490
That guy
was one of my brother's friends
1513
01:04:46,577 --> 01:04:49,493
and I actually fucking hate him,
so thank you.
1514
01:04:49,580 --> 01:04:51,800
Oh, yeah, your brother...
1515
01:04:52,583 --> 01:04:54,020
That's why I wanted to call, innit?
1516
01:04:54,194 --> 01:04:55,935
It was... It was me,
I was at the bank
1517
01:04:56,065 --> 01:04:58,372
and I killed your brother Leo,
I did... I didn't mean to...
1518
01:04:58,459 --> 01:05:00,113
- it just happened all so quick.
What?
1519
01:05:00,287 --> 01:05:01,984
- You didn't kill him.
No, I did.
1520
01:05:02,071 --> 01:05:03,507
I dunno how. I think
I've just got this power,
1521
01:05:03,638 --> 01:05:04,813
I felt it from young.
1522
01:05:04,987 --> 01:05:06,554
My brother had a heart attack.
1523
01:05:06,684 --> 01:05:09,209
Mm. He's had the condition
ever since he was a kid.
1524
01:05:09,557 --> 01:05:11,863
- But he's awake now.
- Wait, what?
1525
01:05:12,560 --> 01:05:15,563
Leo had a heart attack?
So, it wasn't my fault?
1526
01:05:15,693 --> 01:05:17,173
No, it wasn't your fault, Riko.
1527
01:05:17,695 --> 01:05:18,958
Is that Riko?
1528
01:05:19,175 --> 01:05:21,351
Yeah. Oh. Hold on.
He wants to talk to you.
1529
01:05:21,917 --> 01:05:24,964
Riko...
1530
01:05:25,355 --> 01:05:28,968
I want to thank you, my brother.
You saved my life, bro.
1531
01:05:29,185 --> 01:05:30,534
I've seen the light.
1532
01:05:31,144 --> 01:05:33,885
Thank you, my brother.
1533
01:05:34,234 --> 01:05:35,887
Look, Riko, I gotta go.
1534
01:05:36,671 --> 01:05:37,759
I gotta call
my other stepbrother
1535
01:05:37,889 --> 01:05:39,065
and let him know
1536
01:05:39,282 --> 01:05:41,154
and also, to tell him
that it wasn't your fault.
1537
01:05:41,328 --> 01:05:42,416
Oh, yeah. Yeah,
1538
01:05:42,633 --> 01:05:44,157
if you could tell him
that'd be decent still.
1539
01:05:44,287 --> 01:05:45,245
I will, Riko.
1540
01:05:45,419 --> 01:05:46,855
Well, look, I better go.
1541
01:05:47,029 --> 01:05:49,989
Be safe
and I'll talk to you later.
1542
01:05:50,119 --> 01:05:51,991
All right. Bye, beautiful.
1543
01:05:53,296 --> 01:05:55,951
That was Leo's sister.
She said Leo had a heart attack.
1544
01:05:56,125 --> 01:05:58,562
- That means I didn't kill him!
- Is that right, sunshine?
1545
01:05:58,910 --> 01:06:02,653
Well, you just wait right there
and I'm gonna go check that out.
1546
01:06:02,784 --> 01:06:04,003
Gimme that fuckin' phone.
1547
01:06:05,961 --> 01:06:07,006
Come here!
1548
01:06:07,484 --> 01:06:10,139
Allow it, I ain't done nuffin!
It was just a zoot, bro.
1549
01:06:10,357 --> 01:06:12,968
"Just a zoot," he says.
If my calculations are correct
1550
01:06:13,229 --> 01:06:14,448
the last time I checked
1551
01:06:14,578 --> 01:06:17,103
cannabis was still
an illegal substance.
1552
01:06:17,233 --> 01:06:19,235
Please, bro, come on, man.
I'm sorry, innit?
1553
01:06:19,322 --> 01:06:21,194
Justice must be served!
1554
01:06:21,324 --> 01:06:24,806
Now get in the car.
I am not going to ask you again.
1555
01:06:27,852 --> 01:06:31,726
I told you, get in the car!
1556
01:06:32,466 --> 01:06:33,684
Rah.
1557
01:06:36,470 --> 01:06:38,515
- Oi, is that Wiko, fam?
- Fam, I don't think that's him.
1558
01:06:38,602 --> 01:06:39,777
You just ran over a fed.
1559
01:06:39,908 --> 01:06:41,431
So, what though? Is he Wiko?
1560
01:06:41,518 --> 01:06:43,172
Uh, I... I don't think so.
1561
01:06:43,303 --> 01:06:44,521
How do you know, fam?
1562
01:06:44,652 --> 01:06:45,914
Do you know
what Wiko looks like?
1563
01:06:46,045 --> 01:06:47,002
Uh... Nah.
1564
01:06:47,089 --> 01:06:48,351
So, what the fuck are you doing
1565
01:06:48,612 --> 01:06:50,701
coming out the car telling me
that this ain't Wiko, hm?
1566
01:06:50,832 --> 01:06:52,094
How do you know
that information?
1567
01:06:52,225 --> 01:06:53,748
How do you know
if this is Wiko or not?
1568
01:06:53,878 --> 01:06:55,793
He could all be a fed. Oi!
1569
01:06:56,316 --> 01:06:58,361
What the fuck
are you lookin' at? Huh?
1570
01:06:58,448 --> 01:06:59,797
Are you Wiko?
1571
01:06:59,971 --> 01:07:01,234
Hey, Wiko!
1572
01:07:01,364 --> 01:07:02,974
He's gone mad, fam.
1573
01:07:03,062 --> 01:07:04,063
He's lost it.
1574
01:07:04,193 --> 01:07:06,674
Wiko,
you fuckin' lickle pussy boy!
1575
01:07:06,891 --> 01:07:10,112
Where are you? Huh?
Where are you, little shitbag?
1576
01:07:10,243 --> 01:07:13,202
You can wun but you can't hide!
1577
01:07:13,420 --> 01:07:16,162
Oh, my days!
1578
01:07:16,640 --> 01:07:17,989
It's the Murkle Man!
1579
01:07:18,077 --> 01:07:19,556
♪ Who is it? ♪
1580
01:07:19,643 --> 01:07:20,644
♪ It's the Murkle Man ♪
1581
01:07:20,862 --> 01:07:22,342
♪ Never gonna flex
Like Urkel man ♪
1582
01:07:22,429 --> 01:07:23,952
♪ Come to your ends
And circle man ♪
1583
01:07:24,648 --> 01:07:26,433
Murkle Man!
1584
01:07:26,607 --> 01:07:27,564
♪ It's the murkle guy ♪
1585
01:07:27,825 --> 01:07:29,218
♪ Never gonna flex
Like Urkel guy ♪
1586
01:07:29,305 --> 01:07:30,872
♪ Come to your ends
And circle guy ♪
1587
01:07:31,002 --> 01:07:32,569
♪ All for the green and purple ♪
1588
01:07:32,917 --> 01:07:35,529
It's the Murkle Man!
1589
01:07:35,920 --> 01:07:38,793
Cuz, your timing is impeccable, rudeboy.
1590
01:07:39,054 --> 01:07:40,403
Proper superhero tings.
1591
01:07:40,577 --> 01:07:42,971
It's the Murkle Man. Seckle!
1592
01:07:43,102 --> 01:07:44,320
I need your help, fam.
1593
01:07:44,755 --> 01:07:46,757
Please tell me you know
who this Wiko is.
1594
01:07:47,280 --> 01:07:49,847
I need to know who he is
and where he was at.
1595
01:07:50,196 --> 01:07:52,023
Please, tell me you know
this information, fam?
1596
01:07:52,198 --> 01:07:53,590
You might have to circle still.
1597
01:07:54,113 --> 01:07:56,985
I see Riko, fam,
he was all chillin' in Faces.
1598
01:07:57,464 --> 01:08:00,031
- What? Faces?
- Yeah, fam.
1599
01:08:00,336 --> 01:08:01,729
And he was all chillin'
with your sister.
1600
01:08:02,077 --> 01:08:03,296
Murkle!
1601
01:08:03,513 --> 01:08:06,473
I'm not gonna lie, fam,
she was looking kinda neckle!
1602
01:08:06,560 --> 01:08:10,129
Can you shut the fuck up?
I'm tryna watch Gogglebox!
1603
01:08:10,216 --> 01:08:12,131
Suck your mum!
1604
01:08:12,870 --> 01:08:14,307
Murkle!
1605
01:08:14,611 --> 01:08:16,222
♪ It's the Murkle Man ♪
1606
01:08:16,352 --> 01:08:17,962
♪ Never gonna flex
Like Urkel man ♪
1607
01:08:18,049 --> 01:08:19,529
♪ Come to your ends
And circle man ♪
1608
01:08:19,616 --> 01:08:21,227
♪ All for the green and purple
Man ♪
1609
01:08:21,401 --> 01:08:24,012
What the fuck? My sister, blud?
1610
01:08:24,143 --> 01:08:26,623
Wiko is tryna chirps
and press my sister, blud?
1611
01:08:26,928 --> 01:08:29,235
This dickhead must think
that he's me, fam!
1612
01:08:29,409 --> 01:08:31,933
Wiko!
You fucking lickle pussio!
1613
01:08:32,063 --> 01:08:33,978
I'm coming for you!
1614
01:08:34,153 --> 01:08:37,112
Fam, your sister just rang man
and said that Leo's cool, bro.
1615
01:08:37,286 --> 01:08:40,071
He woke up, fam.
He's alive and that.
1616
01:08:40,246 --> 01:08:43,118
- What?
- Bruv, your brother's cool.
1617
01:08:43,640 --> 01:08:45,381
He's all saying he wants
to talk to you.
1618
01:08:45,773 --> 01:08:48,341
Cuz, I know I've got
a huge brain and all that
1619
01:08:48,471 --> 01:08:49,864
but all this information
is too much
1620
01:08:49,994 --> 01:08:50,952
for my head top, fam.
1621
01:08:51,518 --> 01:08:53,389
Come like some Christmas special
of Emmerdale Farm, fam!
1622
01:08:53,520 --> 01:08:56,653
Too much is going on
to rasclart!
1623
01:09:00,918 --> 01:09:01,919
Little bro.
1624
01:09:04,792 --> 01:09:06,533
I thought I'd lost you, big bro.
1625
01:09:06,794 --> 01:09:09,623
Never, family. Never.
1626
01:09:11,146 --> 01:09:12,147
T...
1627
01:09:12,626 --> 01:09:13,975
T!Hmm?
1628
01:09:14,976 --> 01:09:16,195
I gotta chat to you, innit?
1629
01:09:18,936 --> 01:09:22,026
All the badness
and wickedness we do...
1630
01:09:23,463 --> 01:09:27,989
all the lengin' and drillin'
we've done...
1631
01:09:30,992 --> 01:09:32,689
it's gotta stop, my bro.
1632
01:09:34,082 --> 01:09:35,344
It's all wrong.
1633
01:09:35,866 --> 01:09:38,956
We gotta stop
with all this madness.
1634
01:09:40,088 --> 01:09:42,090
Man has seen the light, G.
1635
01:09:42,264 --> 01:09:43,657
Jesus!
1636
01:09:43,874 --> 01:09:47,226
He came to me, into my heart!
1637
01:09:47,530 --> 01:09:49,967
What the fuck
are you talkin' about, bro?
1638
01:09:50,272 --> 01:09:51,404
Trust me, bro...
1639
01:09:52,666 --> 01:09:53,623
I've seen the light.
1640
01:09:55,582 --> 01:09:57,061
I've been awoken.
1641
01:09:57,323 --> 01:09:58,628
What light?
1642
01:09:58,889 --> 01:10:00,674
What the fuck
are you talkin' about, bro?
1643
01:10:01,022 --> 01:10:03,764
It was probably this light, fam.
1644
01:10:04,243 --> 01:10:05,766
What the fuck is this?
1645
01:10:06,201 --> 01:10:07,855
What the fuck
have you been inhaling, bro?
1646
01:10:08,072 --> 01:10:09,073
Oi, Tamara,
1647
01:10:09,509 --> 01:10:12,642
- what the fuck is wrong with him?
- Nothing, he's fine.
1648
01:10:12,860 --> 01:10:14,340
Even the doctor said he's fine.
1649
01:10:16,080 --> 01:10:20,084
Oi, and what the fuck are you
doing sleeping with the enemeny!
1650
01:10:20,259 --> 01:10:22,913
What? What are you
talking about?
1651
01:10:23,044 --> 01:10:25,133
Tryna fuck
that Wiko yute, yeah?
1652
01:10:25,264 --> 01:10:27,701
I'm hearing you was all lipsin'
him up and conversating wiv him.
1653
01:10:27,962 --> 01:10:31,835
Oi, big up Riko, cuz.
A proper shepherd.
1654
01:10:32,183 --> 01:10:35,143
I weren't lipsin' him.
I just met him.
1655
01:10:35,361 --> 01:10:37,276
And he's cool,
we were just chattin'.
1656
01:10:37,406 --> 01:10:40,844
Fucking hoebag!
Imbeciles everywhere.
1657
01:10:41,280 --> 01:10:42,498
What you sayin' then, bro?
1658
01:10:42,629 --> 01:10:44,587
Do you want man to keep looking
for Riko, yeah?
1659
01:10:44,718 --> 01:10:47,068
Duh! Of course, fam.
1660
01:10:47,242 --> 01:10:49,375
What, are you dyslexic
or something?
1661
01:10:49,462 --> 01:10:52,073
He tried touch my brother
and now look at him.
1662
01:10:52,160 --> 01:10:54,815
He's all gay and that!
Nah, fam.
1663
01:10:55,076 --> 01:10:56,860
I'm gonna touch him up differently...
1664
01:10:57,600 --> 01:10:59,254
super violate ting.
1665
01:10:59,602 --> 01:11:01,996
He ain't even
gonna see man comin'.
1666
01:11:05,913 --> 01:11:07,001
You're free to go, mate.
1667
01:11:07,131 --> 01:11:10,004
- What? I'm allowed to go, yeah?
- Yes, mate.
1668
01:11:11,222 --> 01:11:13,268
Just sign this
and you're a free man.
1669
01:11:13,355 --> 01:11:15,705
- You got a pen at all?
- Yeah.
1670
01:11:17,446 --> 01:11:20,231
- That's a nice pen, man.
- Yeah, you can keep it.
1671
01:11:20,406 --> 01:11:21,494
You know, look.
1672
01:11:21,624 --> 01:11:23,147
You like flashy things,
don't ya?
1673
01:11:23,278 --> 01:11:25,324
Eh? Look at that. Look at that.
Look at that.
1674
01:11:25,411 --> 01:11:28,327
- Souvenir, go on.
- Sick. Safe, fam.
1675
01:11:28,457 --> 01:11:29,980
Yeah, come on, Bill,
let's go.
1676
01:11:33,767 --> 01:11:36,204
Man try and lock me up
like some cage animal.
1677
01:11:36,291 --> 01:11:38,206
This ain't 12 Years
a Slave, cuzzy.
1678
01:11:38,293 --> 01:11:39,599
This is Sumotherhood.
1679
01:11:39,947 --> 01:11:41,209
Oh, fam...
1680
01:11:41,340 --> 01:11:42,776
Pinky's been blowin' up
man's phone.
1681
01:11:42,906 --> 01:11:46,693
- He's on to man differently.
- Silly Billy wanna test moi.
1682
01:11:46,867 --> 01:11:48,782
Fuck that! Man's certi.
1683
01:11:48,869 --> 01:11:52,351
One call to the connect and bam!
Man buss case.
1684
01:11:52,481 --> 01:11:53,395
Oh, no.
1685
01:11:53,700 --> 01:11:55,441
Man didn't even call
Uncle Bernstein, you know.
1686
01:11:55,528 --> 01:11:56,659
I called Tamara still.
1687
01:11:56,790 --> 01:11:58,182
She said
I didn't kill her brother, fam.
1688
01:11:58,269 --> 01:11:59,445
He's alive
and it was an accident.
1689
01:11:59,619 --> 01:12:01,142
That means I can fall in love
with Tamara after all.
1690
01:12:01,229 --> 01:12:02,143
I lie, fam?
1691
01:12:02,491 --> 01:12:04,188
You used your phone call
to call Tamara, blud?
1692
01:12:04,537 --> 01:12:06,713
Are you fucking crazy, cuz?
1693
01:12:07,017 --> 01:12:08,192
Are you not listening, fam?
1694
01:12:08,367 --> 01:12:10,412
I told her what happened
and she's cool with it, bro.
1695
01:12:10,934 --> 01:12:13,023
You a proper idiot, cuz.
1696
01:12:13,763 --> 01:12:14,721
Fuck.
1697
01:12:15,504 --> 01:12:18,333
Come we go link Shotti, man.
Let's explain all this.
1698
01:12:18,464 --> 01:12:20,248
Where the fuck you man been?
1699
01:12:22,816 --> 01:12:25,253
Oh, cuz, man got into
a lickle madness, innit?
1700
01:12:25,471 --> 01:12:26,515
Us man went to the club,
1701
01:12:26,776 --> 01:12:29,126
Dwayne spoke to security,
us man went inside.
1702
01:12:29,257 --> 01:12:30,867
Then man see bare tings there, bro.
1703
01:12:30,998 --> 01:12:33,000
Then I see my man, innit,
bussed him the P.
1704
01:12:33,087 --> 01:12:34,044
He gave man the food,
1705
01:12:34,218 --> 01:12:36,090
was like "Rah,
that's a lot of food."
1706
01:12:36,220 --> 01:12:38,048
Took that, then us man
was dussing out
1707
01:12:38,179 --> 01:12:40,877
then I see the pengest ting,
bro, like she was proper peng.
1708
01:12:43,097 --> 01:12:44,272
Fuck are you talking about, bruv?
1709
01:12:44,359 --> 01:12:45,795
Are you fucking high or suttin'?
1710
01:12:45,882 --> 01:12:47,623
Oh, nah, nah. Man only had
two draw today still.
1711
01:12:47,710 --> 01:12:49,364
I'm just saying
the ting was peng, bro.
1712
01:12:49,495 --> 01:12:50,844
Then man got
into a little passa.
1713
01:12:50,931 --> 01:12:51,845
Us man were kicking out
1714
01:12:52,062 --> 01:12:53,194
and then boydem
were on to us, innit?
1715
01:12:53,281 --> 01:12:54,195
Brother!
1716
01:12:55,196 --> 01:12:56,980
Where the fuck is my food?
1717
01:12:58,939 --> 01:13:00,549
Um... Uh, Shotti, cuz--
1718
01:13:00,680 --> 01:13:02,377
Shut your mouth, Dwayne.
1719
01:13:02,508 --> 01:13:04,205
I'mma deal with you separate.
1720
01:13:05,075 --> 01:13:06,425
Ask you again, fam.
1721
01:13:08,035 --> 01:13:10,298
- Where the fuck is my food?
- The food, see...
1722
01:13:10,385 --> 01:13:12,082
See, I gave it to Kane, yeah,
but now he's saying--
1723
01:13:12,169 --> 01:13:14,737
- What? Don't even try it, fam!
- Okay.
1724
01:13:14,824 --> 01:13:17,348
So, you tryna take man
for some dickhead, innit?
1725
01:13:17,523 --> 01:13:18,611
Calm.
1726
01:13:20,787 --> 01:13:23,180
Oi, take off my chain.
1727
01:13:23,311 --> 01:13:25,444
I don't want to get his blood
on it when I shoot him.
1728
01:13:25,705 --> 01:13:26,923
Take that off, man.
1729
01:13:27,489 --> 01:13:28,577
Come on, bro, man.
1730
01:13:28,751 --> 01:13:30,318
So what? You wanna rob me
of my food, yeah?
1731
01:13:30,449 --> 01:13:32,233
Nah, nah,
it weren't even like that, fam.
1732
01:13:41,372 --> 01:13:42,243
Hello?
1733
01:13:49,642 --> 01:13:50,773
Say nuttin'.
1734
01:13:55,299 --> 01:14:00,174
Rah!
You man are somethin' else.
1735
01:14:00,696 --> 01:14:03,264
Man was just about to shoot
all three of you on the spot
1736
01:14:03,394 --> 01:14:04,570
and man's hearing
1737
01:14:04,831 --> 01:14:08,356
that you smacked up Melvin
and his boys in Faces, yeah?
1738
01:14:08,530 --> 01:14:11,838
You a bunch
of lucky yutes.
1739
01:14:12,621 --> 01:14:16,886
Oi, fuck the package.
Man smacked up Melvin!
1740
01:14:17,060 --> 01:14:19,019
I've had beef with
that dickhead for years.
1741
01:14:19,628 --> 01:14:20,977
So, wha... wha...
what did you do to him?
1742
01:14:21,064 --> 01:14:22,718
Uh, cuz, man just went
all bipolar with it, innit?
1743
01:14:22,805 --> 01:14:25,155
First, I sparked him
in the face, then I bottled him,
1744
01:14:25,286 --> 01:14:27,201
then I picked up a chair,
then man did a elbow drop.
1745
01:14:27,331 --> 01:14:28,376
Man said "elbow drop"!
1746
01:14:28,507 --> 01:14:30,073
Ay, bruv, that's what we do, Shotti.
1747
01:14:30,204 --> 01:14:32,206
You get me? Anytime, anywhere.
1748
01:14:32,336 --> 01:14:34,338
Unlimited usage. You get me?
1749
01:14:34,469 --> 01:14:36,950
A'ight, but, uh, Shotti...
1750
01:14:37,733 --> 01:14:40,736
Uh... When do we get paid,
'cause...
1751
01:14:41,694 --> 01:14:44,392
man owes 15 bags to
a certain someone, you get me?
1752
01:14:44,610 --> 01:14:45,654
What?
1753
01:14:46,350 --> 01:14:48,744
Don't be talking to me
about no P, fam.
1754
01:14:48,962 --> 01:14:51,268
About you owe
a certain man 15 bags.
1755
01:14:51,399 --> 01:14:53,575
Blud, you owe me
20 fuckin' bags, blud.
1756
01:14:53,706 --> 01:14:54,837
That's how much you lost.
1757
01:14:57,274 --> 01:14:58,275
But don't worry.
1758
01:14:58,667 --> 01:15:00,713
Man's gonna put that loss aside
for the time being.
1759
01:15:00,843 --> 01:15:02,541
Man can pattern that.
Don't watch that.
1760
01:15:02,976 --> 01:15:04,934
Man will make you run that back
in favors.
1761
01:15:06,588 --> 01:15:08,329
I all got a favor now still.
1762
01:15:08,895 --> 01:15:11,898
Man's gotta go Docklands,
and rob some Polish donnies.
1763
01:15:12,507 --> 01:15:14,901
But this time,
I'm gonna come with you
1764
01:15:15,031 --> 01:15:17,120
and see your murder game
for myself.
1765
01:15:17,294 --> 01:15:18,426
You get me?
1766
01:15:18,557 --> 01:15:20,297
Nah, man's kinda tired,
you know.
1767
01:15:20,384 --> 01:15:21,690
It's just man
ain't really slept yet, innit.
1768
01:15:21,777 --> 01:15:23,910
Man ain't askin'
for a favor, cuz.
1769
01:15:23,997 --> 01:15:25,868
Man's tellin' you,
that's the favor.
1770
01:15:25,999 --> 01:15:28,915
- You understand?
- Bro, say no more.
1771
01:15:29,045 --> 01:15:30,830
'Cause man don't even like
Polish people, you get me?
1772
01:15:31,004 --> 01:15:32,745
Remember my man Falaski
and that, yeah?
1773
01:15:32,875 --> 01:15:35,051
Bruv, he all fucked up
my mum's flooring, man.
1774
01:15:35,182 --> 01:15:37,140
- I remember that, bruv.
- Fuck all that!
1775
01:15:37,314 --> 01:15:39,012
You lot go downstairs
and wait, innit?
1776
01:15:39,099 --> 01:15:40,013
Get tooled up.
1777
01:15:41,188 --> 01:15:42,929
Man's gonna ride out
in a sec still.
1778
01:15:49,544 --> 01:15:51,198
Oi, you man, I left my phone.
1779
01:15:51,285 --> 01:15:52,765
- I'll meet man downstairs, yeah?
- Cool.
1780
01:15:54,549 --> 01:15:56,029
Tamara, you all right, darlin'?
1781
01:15:56,377 --> 01:15:57,596
I didn't know
if you was gonna call.
1782
01:15:58,292 --> 01:16:01,251
I was actually calling
to see what you were doing now.
1783
01:16:01,774 --> 01:16:04,428
I was thinking...
maybe if you ain't busy,
1784
01:16:04,559 --> 01:16:06,430
we could link up or something?
1785
01:16:06,648 --> 01:16:08,302
What, now? Um...
1786
01:16:08,389 --> 01:16:10,826
Well, I'm just
- about to go Docklands.
Docklands?
1787
01:16:10,957 --> 01:16:12,132
Yeah,
I just gotta sort suttin' out.
1788
01:16:12,262 --> 01:16:13,394
Okay, cool.
1789
01:16:13,568 --> 01:16:15,483
When you get there,
send me your location
1790
01:16:15,614 --> 01:16:16,789
and I'll come and see you.
1791
01:16:16,919 --> 01:16:18,442
Yeah, no, definitely.
I'll send you location
1792
01:16:18,573 --> 01:16:20,749
as soon as I get there.
007 ting.
1793
01:16:21,054 --> 01:16:24,623
- Okay, cool. See you later.
- Yeah. Yeah, see you in a bit.
1794
01:16:33,544 --> 01:16:35,372
Well done, you lickle sketbag.
1795
01:16:35,938 --> 01:16:39,376
You're a dead man...
1796
01:16:39,507 --> 01:16:41,727
Motherfucker!
1797
01:16:56,959 --> 01:16:58,134
What you doing in here?
1798
01:16:58,831 --> 01:17:00,528
You're meant to wait outside
and be lookout.
1799
01:17:01,050 --> 01:17:02,312
Fuckin' dickhead.
1800
01:17:03,052 --> 01:17:04,663
Oh, I see...
1801
01:17:05,794 --> 01:17:07,491
Hey, what you man sayin'?
You ready, yeah?
1802
01:17:07,578 --> 01:17:08,623
Come on, man.
1803
01:17:08,971 --> 01:17:10,973
Man was born ready, G.
What, they here now, yeah?
1804
01:17:11,104 --> 01:17:12,845
'Cause I'll gun a man down now,
you know.
1805
01:17:12,932 --> 01:17:13,933
No long ting.
1806
01:17:14,020 --> 01:17:15,456
Dun know. Click-clack.
1807
01:17:16,675 --> 01:17:18,894
Yo, fam. Polish mandem are here,
you know.
1808
01:17:19,025 --> 01:17:20,026
Cool.
1809
01:17:20,156 --> 01:17:21,549
You man get the ting ready, yeah?
1810
01:17:21,767 --> 01:17:23,464
Mandem.
1811
01:17:31,080 --> 01:17:32,429
You man work for Krzysztof, yeah?
1812
01:17:32,647 --> 01:17:33,779
Yes, my friend.
1813
01:17:34,257 --> 01:17:37,434
So, what you saying, broskis?
You got some money for me, yeah?
1814
01:17:37,739 --> 01:17:39,785
- You got the drugs?
- Of course, man.
1815
01:17:39,872 --> 01:17:41,003
Always got drugs.
1816
01:17:51,840 --> 01:17:52,754
Click-clack.
1817
01:17:52,885 --> 01:17:53,973
It's Riko and Kane.
1818
01:17:54,060 --> 01:17:55,714
- That's Riko.
- That's Kane.
1819
01:17:55,801 --> 01:17:57,846
Riko and Kane.
We bring the pain.
1820
01:17:57,977 --> 01:17:59,718
Yo, Reeks, get the bag, fam.
1821
01:17:59,848 --> 01:18:01,023
Give man the bag, cuz.
1822
01:18:02,024 --> 01:18:04,723
Oh, I told you that pen
was a little beauty!
1823
01:18:04,853 --> 01:18:07,987
Built-in mic, GPRS
and it's got a torch!
1824
01:18:08,161 --> 01:18:11,991
I feel like James fucking Bond
out here!
1825
01:18:12,121 --> 01:18:14,602
Ian, I think you're taking
all this a bit too far.
1826
01:18:15,081 --> 01:18:16,386
It's getting pretty serious
in there.
1827
01:18:16,517 --> 01:18:17,910
We should call it in
and wait for backup.
1828
01:18:18,040 --> 01:18:20,782
Nah, fuck that, Billy! Let's go!
1829
01:18:25,221 --> 01:18:26,527
Who the fuck are you two?
1830
01:18:26,832 --> 01:18:28,572
We are da Polish people.
1831
01:18:28,747 --> 01:18:29,791
Dob-chez!
1832
01:18:29,922 --> 01:18:32,141
No, we are the Polish people.
1833
01:18:32,272 --> 01:18:35,101
No, we are da Polish people!
1834
01:18:35,231 --> 01:18:36,276
Dob-chez!
1835
01:18:37,581 --> 01:18:39,670
Yes, we are the Polish people.
1836
01:18:39,758 --> 01:18:40,802
So, who the fuck sent you?
1837
01:18:40,933 --> 01:18:43,805
Poldolski sent us,
lach-shee-mesh.
1838
01:18:43,936 --> 01:18:45,415
What the fuck is going
on here, fam?
1839
01:18:45,546 --> 01:18:48,375
What you sayin', famalam?
1840
01:18:48,549 --> 01:18:51,987
- Everyone drop your weapons.
- The fuck are you doing here?
1841
01:18:52,074 --> 01:18:54,381
Shut up!
Man ain't even talking to you.
1842
01:18:55,774 --> 01:18:57,688
Bet you weren't expecting me,
were ya?
1843
01:18:57,819 --> 01:19:00,996
See? Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.
1844
01:19:01,083 --> 01:19:02,824
You men underestimate
the power of planning.
1845
01:19:02,955 --> 01:19:05,305
Proper preparation
prevents poor performance.
1846
01:19:05,435 --> 01:19:07,829
Man's a fucking professional
out here.
1847
01:19:08,177 --> 01:19:10,223
Oi! Don't be tryna move, fam.
1848
01:19:10,440 --> 01:19:12,573
You best keep that dry crusty
peanut head of yours still
1849
01:19:12,747 --> 01:19:15,663
before man start putting holes
in man. Ya get me?
1850
01:19:15,924 --> 01:19:17,534
And that goes
for any of you Mongolians
1851
01:19:17,708 --> 01:19:18,971
tryna play Commando.
1852
01:19:19,188 --> 01:19:22,539
I'm the Bruce Willis out here.
This is my movie!
1853
01:19:23,062 --> 01:19:27,240
Now, who the fuck is Wiko?
1854
01:19:29,982 --> 01:19:31,418
- Are you Wiko, fam?
- Huh?
1855
01:19:31,505 --> 01:19:33,507
I said, are you Wiko, fam?
1856
01:19:33,594 --> 01:19:34,943
You know what?
You just missed him, innit.
1857
01:19:35,074 --> 01:19:36,553
He just popped to the shops.
You want anything?
1858
01:19:36,684 --> 01:19:39,295
You tryna take man for
some fucking Lenny Henry, blud?
1859
01:19:39,426 --> 01:19:42,472
Open your mouth! Say "ah."
1860
01:19:43,256 --> 01:19:47,869
Now, I'm gonna ask you again.
Are you Wiko, fam?
1861
01:19:48,000 --> 01:19:50,132
- I'm Riko, fam.
- You?
1862
01:19:50,263 --> 01:19:51,481
Don't piss me off, fam.
1863
01:19:51,612 --> 01:19:53,179
Careful, bro,
you don't want it with Riko.
1864
01:19:53,309 --> 01:19:54,354
Shut up!
1865
01:19:54,658 --> 01:19:56,835
Fuck sake, man.
I had you covered, bruv.
1866
01:19:56,965 --> 01:19:58,793
The shop story was working.
All you had to do was--
1867
01:19:58,880 --> 01:20:01,404
Shut up, you neek.
So, you're Wiko, yeah?
1868
01:20:02,449 --> 01:20:04,190
This weird-looking hairy yute?
1869
01:20:05,147 --> 01:20:07,846
So, you're the dickhead
that touched my brother, yeah?
1870
01:20:08,368 --> 01:20:10,849
Bro, I know--I swear, blud
say something, anything,
1871
01:20:10,979 --> 01:20:13,286
anything and I will blow
your head bareback, fam.
1872
01:20:15,157 --> 01:20:16,332
What you saying now, huh?
1873
01:20:16,724 --> 01:20:17,986
Where's all
that energy now, fam?
1874
01:20:18,421 --> 01:20:19,858
- Where's that energy now?
- That'’s what I was trying
to tell you--
1875
01:20:19,945 --> 01:20:21,990
Oh, my days, you fucking cowpat!
1876
01:20:22,077 --> 01:20:24,732
What did I say?
I said say anything!
1877
01:20:24,906 --> 01:20:26,690
Anything!
1878
01:20:27,561 --> 01:20:32,392
You know what? Credit's done.
It's game over!
1879
01:20:33,872 --> 01:20:35,003
Any last words, blud?
1880
01:20:35,134 --> 01:20:36,831
Listen, bro--[IMITATES BUZZER] Time's up.
1881
01:20:36,962 --> 01:20:38,311
Enough of
your bad breath lyrics, fam.
1882
01:20:38,398 --> 01:20:40,835
- Stop! Don't shoot him, Theodore!
- Tamara!
1883
01:20:40,966 --> 01:20:42,576
Whoa... SHOTTI: Theodore?
1884
01:20:42,663 --> 01:20:45,796
- Who the fuck is Theodore?
- What the fuck is going on here?
1885
01:20:46,101 --> 01:20:49,365
The fuck are you doing here?
I told you to wait in the car!
1886
01:20:49,496 --> 01:20:51,890
Riko didn't even do anything,
it was just a stupid argument.
1887
01:20:51,977 --> 01:20:53,630
You better shut
your fuckin mouth,
1888
01:20:53,761 --> 01:20:57,069
you fucking whore,
or I swear to Allahu Akbar!
1889
01:20:57,199 --> 01:20:58,897
Bro, that's what
I've been tryna tell you, man.
1890
01:20:59,027 --> 01:21:00,289
I didn't mean
to hurt your brother, cuz.
1891
01:21:00,376 --> 01:21:01,508
It was just an accident.
1892
01:21:03,031 --> 01:21:05,164
I didn't even
touch him.
1893
01:21:05,686 --> 01:21:07,035
I promise you, I'm not a killer.
1894
01:21:08,254 --> 01:21:09,472
What the fuck?
1895
01:21:09,864 --> 01:21:11,126
So, you're telling me
you didn't kill Leo?
1896
01:21:12,084 --> 01:21:13,389
No, I thought I killed him
but then--
1897
01:21:13,520 --> 01:21:15,087
Ah-ha! So, you did try kill
my brother?
1898
01:21:15,217 --> 01:21:16,958
Nah, I thought I did
but I didn't mean to
1899
01:21:17,045 --> 01:21:19,047
and then Tamara was like
"Leo's cool and I was chatting
1900
01:21:19,134 --> 01:21:20,483
to him" and he's like "Yeah,
we're blessed, bro."
1901
01:21:21,049 --> 01:21:23,269
What? So, Leo ain't dead?
1902
01:21:25,097 --> 01:21:26,098
No, he's alive.
1903
01:21:26,402 --> 01:21:27,926
I wasn't sure
how to tell you still.
1904
01:21:28,013 --> 01:21:29,536
What, and you was talking
to him?
1905
01:21:30,493 --> 01:21:33,801
Hold up. What the fuck is this?
Who the fuck are you man?
1906
01:21:34,193 --> 01:21:36,325
I'm Kane, that's Riko--
1907
01:21:36,456 --> 01:21:37,848
- Shut the fuck up!
- Shut the fuck up!
1908
01:21:39,198 --> 01:21:40,068
Hold up!
1909
01:21:40,286 --> 01:21:41,591
Back up, back up, back up.
1910
01:21:41,765 --> 01:21:43,637
I got beef
with these pussios too.
1911
01:21:43,898 --> 01:21:44,943
Wagwan, bro.
1912
01:21:46,509 --> 01:21:47,423
- Psh!
- Psh!
1913
01:21:47,728 --> 01:21:49,034
What the fuck happened
to you, fam?
1914
01:21:49,164 --> 01:21:51,340
Oh, minor, bro.
Couple cracked ribs,
1915
01:21:51,514 --> 01:21:53,342
broke both my arms
above the elbow,
1916
01:21:53,429 --> 01:21:55,214
broke a collarbone,
broke both my legs.
1917
01:21:55,301 --> 01:21:56,171
It's minor though,
1918
01:21:56,345 --> 01:21:57,477
I can still bang out,
you get me?
1919
01:21:57,564 --> 01:21:59,087
This pussio
caught me off-guard.
1920
01:21:59,261 --> 01:22:00,567
Right, that's gas, man.
1921
01:22:00,654 --> 01:22:02,873
We had you out good
and proper. Light work.
1922
01:22:03,091 --> 01:22:05,833
What? Hey, fuck this skinny
tall Tinie Tempah wannabe.
1923
01:22:05,964 --> 01:22:06,921
Shoot him in the pum-pum.
1924
01:22:07,182 --> 01:22:09,750
Hey, no more interruptions
for you, man.
1925
01:22:10,577 --> 01:22:12,187
It's personal time.
1926
01:22:15,886 --> 01:22:16,887
Shh!
1927
01:22:17,279 --> 01:22:18,715
The fuck is that noise, rah?
1928
01:22:20,761 --> 01:22:22,023
Yeah, what is that?
1929
01:22:22,328 --> 01:22:23,720
Swear that's coming
from you, fam.
1930
01:22:23,851 --> 01:22:24,765
Nah, nah, it's nothing.
1931
01:22:25,461 --> 01:22:26,854
It's just something I got
from the police station, innit?
1932
01:22:30,901 --> 01:22:32,773
Rah!
Man's a fucking fed, fam!
1933
01:22:32,860 --> 01:22:34,166
He's all recording, man!
1934
01:22:34,253 --> 01:22:36,342
What the fuck?
You man are feds now, yeah?
1935
01:22:36,429 --> 01:22:37,299
- What?
- What?
1936
01:22:37,386 --> 01:22:39,084
What? I got beat up by a fed?
1937
01:22:39,214 --> 01:22:40,824
What? No,
course man ain't a fed.
1938
01:22:40,911 --> 01:22:44,393
- I'm not a fed, darling.
- Don't chat to my sister, blud!
1939
01:22:44,524 --> 01:22:46,700
What? After everything
we've been through, fam,
1940
01:22:46,787 --> 01:22:48,049
you went to cooperate
with the feds?
1941
01:22:48,136 --> 01:22:49,355
Are you trying to set me up too?
1942
01:22:49,442 --> 01:22:50,791
Nah, it's not even
like that, bro.
1943
01:22:51,226 --> 01:22:52,619
I can't believe it, fam.
1944
01:22:53,098 --> 01:22:55,361
- Man all sleep together, fam.
- Hmm?
1945
01:22:56,144 --> 01:22:59,147
Okay, I haven't got time
for all this. Deal's off.
1946
01:22:59,843 --> 01:23:01,497
Whoa! How you gonna be
pointing a gun at me, man?
1947
01:23:01,584 --> 01:23:02,629
It's me! Allow that, bro!
1948
01:23:02,846 --> 01:23:05,588
- Yo, hold up, blud.
- Nah, I feel violated, blud.
1949
01:23:05,806 --> 01:23:07,199
How could you do
this to man, fam?
1950
01:23:07,329 --> 01:23:08,939
Man could have
snitched together, cuz.
1951
01:23:09,070 --> 01:23:09,984
I'm not a snitch
1952
01:23:10,115 --> 01:23:11,203
and I'm not working
with the feds
1953
01:23:11,333 --> 01:23:12,900
and stop pointing
that fucking gun at me, man.
1954
01:23:12,987 --> 01:23:14,554
Real talk,
it's making me bug out, G.
1955
01:23:14,728 --> 01:23:16,512
Don't tell me what to do, bro.
1956
01:23:18,862 --> 01:23:20,038
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1957
01:23:20,212 --> 01:23:21,952
I don't like how everyone's
just picking up guns
1958
01:23:22,083 --> 01:23:23,998
like it's some Woolworths
free for all pick-n-mix.
1959
01:23:24,085 --> 01:23:25,391
How'd you like it then,
fam, huh?
1960
01:23:25,652 --> 01:23:27,523
- It's like that, yeah?
- It's not like that, bro.
1961
01:23:27,654 --> 01:23:28,655
The pen weren't even mine.
1962
01:23:28,872 --> 01:23:30,309
- He gave it to me!
- Who?
1963
01:23:30,396 --> 01:23:31,614
My man over there!
1964
01:23:33,964 --> 01:23:34,965
Tell 'em to get back.
1965
01:23:36,315 --> 01:23:39,927
Back 'em off, Brillo pad!
1966
01:23:40,667 --> 01:23:43,409
Back 'em off. Go on, now!
1967
01:23:44,714 --> 01:23:47,543
That's right.
Mr. Cow Foot and Butterbeans.
1968
01:23:47,761 --> 01:23:49,284
What? Fuck that.
1969
01:23:49,458 --> 01:23:51,982
♪ Wagwan to dem
Wagwan to dem ♪
1970
01:23:52,070 --> 01:23:53,767
♪ We are gon tek it to dem... ♪
1971
01:23:55,160 --> 01:23:57,510
♪ An na to dem
An na to dem ♪
1972
01:23:57,684 --> 01:24:00,687
♪ We are gon tek it to dem
We are gon tek it to dem ♪
1973
01:24:00,948 --> 01:24:03,168
♪ Wagwan to dem
Wagwan to dem ♪
1974
01:24:04,473 --> 01:24:05,822
♪ We are gon tek it to dem ♪
1975
01:24:06,345 --> 01:24:08,738
♪ Wagwan to dem
Wagwan to dem ♪
1976
01:24:08,869 --> 01:24:11,567
♪ Shotta fire to dem
Pow, pow, shotta fire to dem ♪
1977
01:24:11,698 --> 01:24:12,829
♪ Lightning and thunder... ♪
1978
01:24:23,101 --> 01:24:25,886
♪ We left em dead, sir
I woulda beg fa ♪
1979
01:24:26,234 --> 01:24:27,279
Shots fired!
1980
01:24:27,540 --> 01:24:30,412
Assistance required!
Help me, I'm gonna die!
1981
01:24:34,982 --> 01:24:37,767
Come on! Fucking come on!
1982
01:24:39,204 --> 01:24:41,467
Pow, pow, pow! You dickhead!
1983
01:24:42,163 --> 01:24:43,208
Take that, Leroy!
1984
01:24:43,599 --> 01:24:47,255
Pussio! Pussio, blud!
Do your research about me!
1985
01:24:47,647 --> 01:24:49,301
Ya Black bastard!
1986
01:24:49,605 --> 01:24:51,129
Yippee ki yay!
1987
01:24:53,870 --> 01:24:55,524
Pow! Pow! Pow!
1988
01:24:58,484 --> 01:25:01,182
Hey, Tyreese, is that you, fam?
I beg you help me, bro.
1989
01:25:01,313 --> 01:25:02,227
Man's in a hurry, innit?
1990
01:25:02,749 --> 01:25:05,186
You got my deets,
innit? DM me!
1991
01:25:05,317 --> 01:25:06,361
Tyreese, no!
1992
01:25:06,883 --> 01:25:08,711
Oh, Tyreese... Come on, Billy!
1993
01:25:08,885 --> 01:25:10,931
Where are ya?
You're missing all the fun!
1994
01:25:15,153 --> 01:25:18,808
♪ We are gon tek it to dem
We are gon tek it to dem ♪
1995
01:25:18,939 --> 01:25:21,202
♪ On a wa to dem
On a wa to dem ♪
1996
01:25:21,289 --> 01:25:23,987
♪ Shotta fire to dem
Shotta fire to dem ♪
1997
01:25:26,294 --> 01:25:28,078
How you gonna dark me
like that, man?
1998
01:25:28,209 --> 01:25:30,385
We're supposed to be brothers!
How you set me up like that?
1999
01:25:30,472 --> 01:25:31,691
I didn't even do nothing, cuz.
2000
01:25:31,778 --> 01:25:33,171
I'd never dark you
like that, fam.
2001
01:25:33,519 --> 01:25:35,912
Come on, bro. BFF, fam.
2002
01:25:36,391 --> 01:25:37,349
Best friends forever.
2003
01:25:37,697 --> 01:25:41,004
What? Allow that, that's moist,
cuz. Ugh, man!
2004
01:25:45,095 --> 01:25:46,662
- You ready, fam?
- I'm ready, fam.
2005
01:25:52,929 --> 01:25:54,670
♪ We are gon tek it to dem ♪
2006
01:25:55,105 --> 01:25:56,194
- Click-clack.
- Click-clack.
2007
01:26:00,589 --> 01:26:04,114
- Oh, blud, I've been shot.
- Can everyone stop getting shot?
2008
01:26:04,332 --> 01:26:07,640
I'm gonna die. I can feel it.
Tell Tamara I love her, cuz,
2009
01:26:07,727 --> 01:26:09,729
and tell her not to go out
with anyone else if I die.
2010
01:26:09,816 --> 01:26:11,513
Shit.
2011
01:26:11,731 --> 01:26:12,732
Please don't die, fam.
2012
01:26:13,211 --> 01:26:15,996
Man
still owe Pinky 15 bags, cuz!
2013
01:26:16,344 --> 01:26:18,216
- Tamara!
- Come on, get up.
2014
01:26:18,433 --> 01:26:20,261
You're gonna be fine
but we gotta go right now.
2015
01:26:20,348 --> 01:26:22,481
Come on, fam.
2016
01:26:24,613 --> 01:26:25,571
Go, fam, go!
2017
01:26:29,139 --> 01:26:30,315
Where you going, fam?
2018
01:26:30,663 --> 01:26:32,360
I told you them Riko and Kane,
them man are wavy, boy.
2019
01:26:32,491 --> 01:26:34,275
- You don't listen, fam.
- Shut up!
2020
01:26:37,583 --> 01:26:41,848
Where is the love? We ask
for more love in the world!
2021
01:26:49,334 --> 01:26:50,552
Oi!
2022
01:26:53,990 --> 01:26:55,731
Fucking pagans!
2023
01:27:02,303 --> 01:27:03,173
Fuck your gang.
2024
01:27:03,913 --> 01:27:06,612
Man's got a new gang now.
Riko and Kane.
2025
01:27:07,743 --> 01:27:09,223
- That's family.
- Dwayne.
2026
01:27:09,528 --> 01:27:11,007
My guy!
2027
01:27:11,530 --> 01:27:12,705
Oh, you man.
2028
01:27:13,401 --> 01:27:15,273
We gotta kick.
Boydem will be here any second.
2029
01:27:34,422 --> 01:27:37,120
No one open fire
unless authorized by me.
2030
01:27:37,207 --> 01:27:38,252
Is that clear?
2031
01:27:39,427 --> 01:27:40,298
Give me that.
2032
01:27:44,040 --> 01:27:45,825
- Is that menthol?
- Yes, ma'am.
2033
01:27:45,912 --> 01:27:47,261
Oh, you scumbag.
2034
01:27:56,749 --> 01:27:59,012
Whoo-hoo!
Look at you now!
2035
01:27:59,229 --> 01:28:01,101
Answer me back!
Ya can't, ya dead.
2036
01:28:01,449 --> 01:28:03,799
Look at you now, you're dead!
You're dead!
2037
01:28:06,976 --> 01:28:09,588
What the fuck
have you done, Ian?
2038
01:28:09,805 --> 01:28:10,980
M... Ma'am...
2039
01:28:11,459 --> 01:28:13,940
Me and Billy here
have unfolded the case
2040
01:28:14,070 --> 01:28:15,507
of a situation of events
2041
01:28:15,637 --> 01:28:20,860
where guns, and drugs, and money
was being used by criminals!
2042
01:28:21,208 --> 01:28:24,820
Bad guys, Black guys,
Polish guys.
2043
01:28:25,125 --> 01:28:28,998
Decepticons, ma'am. Baddies.
2044
01:28:29,869 --> 01:28:32,524
Has he been smoking
the evidence again, Billy?
2045
01:28:32,654 --> 01:28:35,440
No, ma'am. I don't think
he has this time.
2046
01:28:35,744 --> 01:28:38,094
I have just spent
the last two weeks
2047
01:28:38,747 --> 01:28:41,489
having interviews and meetings
at head office
2048
01:28:41,663 --> 01:28:44,318
to clear the Met's name
because you...
2049
01:28:45,406 --> 01:28:47,887
think it's okay
to taser innocent Black men.
2050
01:28:48,278 --> 01:28:51,717
Oh, yeah, ma'am--Don't you wave
that fucking thing at me!
2051
01:28:51,978 --> 01:28:53,066
You clown.
2052
01:28:53,632 --> 01:28:56,156
Do you know,
I've had 18 complaints
2053
01:28:56,286 --> 01:28:58,593
regarding you
and your "unorthodox"
2054
01:28:58,724 --> 01:29:01,161
and xenophobic methods
of police work?
2055
01:29:02,467 --> 01:29:03,511
And yesterday...
2056
01:29:04,382 --> 01:29:08,211
a complaint about
inappropriate sexual misconduct
2057
01:29:08,342 --> 01:29:11,389
with an ambulance worker! Again!
2058
01:29:12,738 --> 01:29:13,782
And now this!
2059
01:29:14,130 --> 01:29:16,959
She's chatting shit, ma'am.
2060
01:29:17,133 --> 01:29:19,614
I didn't even touch her.
All I did was...
2061
01:29:23,401 --> 01:29:25,490
- What, that's all you did?
- Yeah, ma'am, just that!
2062
01:29:25,664 --> 01:29:28,231
What? Just that?
2063
01:29:28,536 --> 01:29:31,365
What's wrong with that?
2064
01:29:31,539 --> 01:29:35,500
She must be a snowflake!
2065
01:29:35,587 --> 01:29:37,893
But I tell you what,
when I was starting out,
2066
01:29:38,024 --> 01:29:40,940
you never knew
who was gonna slap your backside
2067
01:29:41,027 --> 01:29:42,376
from one minute to the next.
2068
01:29:42,507 --> 01:29:44,944
And it was
character building, right?
2069
01:29:45,074 --> 01:29:48,469
Wrong!
2070
01:29:51,341 --> 01:29:54,344
Fucking wrong,
you ridiculous prick.
2071
01:29:55,694 --> 01:29:57,347
She's an ambulance driver.
2072
01:29:57,435 --> 01:30:01,221
She sees horrific things
all day long and you think...
2073
01:30:01,700 --> 01:30:05,530
she needs to indulge
your inappropriate schoolboy
2074
01:30:05,617 --> 01:30:07,445
little dick behavior.
2075
01:30:12,798 --> 01:30:14,974
Your time's up here.
2076
01:30:17,933 --> 01:30:20,762
You know, we see your type
every day at work...
2077
01:30:22,024 --> 01:30:23,635
hear about you on the news.
2078
01:30:24,026 --> 01:30:28,466
Our mothers, sisters,
daughters, friends...
2079
01:30:29,249 --> 01:30:31,730
they encounter you
on a daily basis
2080
01:30:32,470 --> 01:30:35,603
but that ends now.
2081
01:30:38,040 --> 01:30:43,132
What were you thinking?
Are you on crack?
2082
01:30:44,482 --> 01:30:46,309
I'm taking your badge.
2083
01:30:46,745 --> 01:30:48,616
You're fired.
2084
01:30:48,747 --> 01:30:52,359
- But... but, ma'am!
- Go and get your shit and go!
2085
01:30:53,491 --> 01:30:56,102
Nobody likes you, Ian,
you're a wanker.
2086
01:31:09,289 --> 01:31:10,856
M... Me bollocks!
2087
01:31:16,949 --> 01:31:19,908
Here's Pudi! Oh, shit.
2088
01:31:25,044 --> 01:31:30,092
"Fifteen bags, bossman."
"Riko and Kane."
2089
01:31:30,963 --> 01:31:32,181
"Click-clack"?
2090
01:31:35,794 --> 01:31:38,013
They paid me in fucking rupees!
2091
01:31:39,232 --> 01:31:41,060
Clever little fuckings.
2092
01:31:41,190 --> 01:31:43,715
Where the fuck
are you two hidings, huh?
2093
01:31:46,761 --> 01:31:47,762
♪ I need all dat
2094
01:31:48,763 --> 01:31:51,418
♪ I need big bags only
Ain't no money where y'all at ♪
2095
01:31:52,419 --> 01:31:54,900
♪ Yo, everybody walk down on me
Everybody crawl back ♪
2096
01:31:55,030 --> 01:31:58,120
♪ Yo, I need all dat, yeah
I need all dat ♪
2097
01:31:58,338 --> 01:32:00,906
You already know
from London to LA, baby!
2098
01:32:01,036 --> 01:32:02,124
Click-clack!
2099
01:32:02,342 --> 01:32:03,735
Fam, stop doing that, man.
2100
01:32:03,822 --> 01:32:06,651
Sorry, man. I'm only
gonna do this four more times!
2101
01:32:08,522 --> 01:32:09,567
Not gonna lie...
2102
01:32:10,045 --> 01:32:11,917
feels like I'm in a Disney film
or something.
2103
01:32:12,395 --> 01:32:14,876
Like I'm Aladdin
and you're my Princess Jasmine.
2104
01:32:15,355 --> 01:32:17,531
It's crazy. It feels like...
2105
01:32:18,532 --> 01:32:20,229
I dunno, like this is the part
of the film
2106
01:32:20,316 --> 01:32:23,276
where the hero gets the girl.
Like this is that moment.
2107
01:32:23,406 --> 01:32:24,494
The moment
when they finally kiss
2108
01:32:24,756 --> 01:32:26,192
and nothing can stop it,
d'you know what I mean?
2109
01:32:31,197 --> 01:32:32,459
Selfie gang!
2110
01:32:32,590 --> 01:32:33,547
Take the picture for me.
2111
01:32:33,678 --> 01:32:34,896
Hey, Kane, Kane, Kane.
2112
01:32:35,984 --> 01:32:37,029
That's it, that's it.
2113
01:32:37,159 --> 01:32:38,639
And gang!
2114
01:32:43,035 --> 01:32:44,993
♪ I'mma go get it
I'mma go get it ♪
2115
01:32:45,124 --> 01:32:47,039
♪ Tell me why you can't
Get out my business ♪
2116
01:32:47,126 --> 01:32:49,694
♪ This ain't no game
Nah this is not no scrimmage ♪
2117
01:32:49,781 --> 01:32:52,131
♪ I'mma do everything just
To say I did it ♪
2118
01:32:52,218 --> 01:32:54,046
♪ Say I did it, say I did it
Uh ♪
2119
01:32:54,133 --> 01:32:55,656
♪ I'mma go get it
I'mma go get it ♪
2120
01:32:55,830 --> 01:32:57,527
♪ Tell me why you can't get
Out my business ♪
2121
01:32:57,615 --> 01:33:00,356
♪ This ain't no game nah
This is not no scrimmage ♪
2122
01:33:00,443 --> 01:33:02,750
♪ I'mma do everything just
To say I did it ♪
2123
01:33:02,837 --> 01:33:04,099
♪ Say I did it say I did it ♪
2124
01:33:04,186 --> 01:33:05,492
♪ Say I done it, say I won it ♪
2125
01:33:05,579 --> 01:33:06,885
♪ Know I'm always gon keep it
A hundred ♪
2126
01:33:06,972 --> 01:33:08,016
♪ Never fronting
Let's run away ♪
2127
01:33:08,103 --> 01:33:09,104
♪ With the way we running ♪
2128
01:33:09,365 --> 01:33:10,715
♪ New fit stunning
Everybody says stuff ♪
2129
01:33:10,802 --> 01:33:11,672
♪ But it don't mean nothing ♪
2130
01:33:11,890 --> 01:33:12,847
♪ We don't listen
To all that ♪
2131
01:33:13,065 --> 01:33:14,327
♪ That's the not way
That we coming ♪
2132
01:33:14,544 --> 01:33:16,764
♪ Yeah we don't listen
to all that we gon keep vibing ♪
2133
01:33:16,851 --> 01:33:19,375
♪ Just get loose and stop
With all of the trying ♪
2134
01:33:19,462 --> 01:33:21,900
♪ We gon keep striving
I am never lying ♪
2135
01:33:22,030 --> 01:33:23,118
♪ You just gotta do you ♪
2136
01:33:23,249 --> 01:33:25,730
♪ You ain't gotta hide it
Hide it nah ♪
2137
01:33:25,860 --> 01:33:27,862
♪ Yeah that's not the way
That we coming yeah ♪
2138
01:33:27,993 --> 01:33:30,517
♪ Yeah you know I did it
This is no discussion yeah ♪
2139
01:33:30,604 --> 01:33:32,040
♪ You know I wake up do
It all again ♪
2140
01:33:32,171 --> 01:33:33,041
♪ No instruction yeah ♪
2141
01:33:33,389 --> 01:33:34,913
♪ Your time I take up
Then I ball again ♪
2142
01:33:35,043 --> 01:33:36,001
♪ When I'm running yeah ♪
2143
01:33:36,175 --> 01:33:37,524
♪ And then I jump man
We back again ♪
2144
01:33:37,655 --> 01:33:38,743
♪ Got your brain tied up ♪
2145
01:33:39,134 --> 01:33:41,441
♪ We take no break we go all in
Like the game's tied up ♪
2146
01:33:42,181 --> 01:33:43,573
♪ Cuz you know
That's what I do ♪
2147
01:33:43,661 --> 01:33:45,010
♪ Hit the right gap
Like a runnin' back ♪
2148
01:33:45,097 --> 01:33:46,838
♪ Because I won't
Ever lose like ♪
2149
01:33:47,186 --> 01:33:49,014
♪ I'mma go get it
I'mma go get it ♪
2150
01:33:49,144 --> 01:33:50,885
♪ Tell me why
You can't get out my business ♪
2151
01:33:51,016 --> 01:33:53,758
♪ This ain't no game nah
This is not no scrimmage ♪
2152
01:33:53,845 --> 01:33:56,195
♪ I'mma do everything
Just to say I did it ♪
2153
01:33:56,325 --> 01:33:57,849
♪ Say I did it
Say I did it uh ♪
2154
01:33:57,936 --> 01:33:59,807
♪ I'mma go get it
I'mma go get it ♪
2155
01:33:59,894 --> 01:34:01,853
♪ Tell me why
You can't get out my business ♪
2156
01:34:01,940 --> 01:34:04,769
♪ This ain't no game nah
This is not no scrimmage ♪
2157
01:34:04,899 --> 01:34:06,901
♪ I'mma do everything just
To say I did it ♪
2158
01:34:06,988 --> 01:34:08,207
♪ Say I did it ♪
2159
01:34:08,860 --> 01:34:10,513
♪ Came to the game
I was young and fresh ♪
2160
01:34:10,644 --> 01:34:11,819
♪ And ever so naive ♪
2161
01:34:11,906 --> 01:34:13,212
♪ Got a chance and I took that ♪
2162
01:34:13,299 --> 01:34:15,344
♪ And I share boy so on it
From a YP ♪
2163
01:34:15,431 --> 01:34:18,652
♪ On a TV screen from 12 chosen
But at the same time why me? ♪
2164
01:34:18,783 --> 01:34:20,349
♪ Sittin' in my hostel
Smokin' weed ♪
2165
01:34:20,480 --> 01:34:22,003
♪ Eating chicken and chips
And Chinese ♪
2166
01:34:22,090 --> 01:34:23,613
♪ Feeling depressed
And I think too much ♪
2167
01:34:23,701 --> 01:34:25,441
♪ But that's what happens
I'm a Pisces ♪
2168
01:34:25,528 --> 01:34:27,226
♪ Fighting demons daily
I hate it ♪
2169
01:34:27,313 --> 01:34:28,793
♪ But I'm wavy
Like the high seas ♪
2170
01:34:28,880 --> 01:34:30,011
♪ They say I've been a victim ♪
2171
01:34:30,142 --> 01:34:31,230
♪ But all the bullshit
I've been through ♪
2172
01:34:31,360 --> 01:34:32,361
♪ That won't define me ♪
2173
01:34:32,535 --> 01:34:33,972
♪ I got called out
Reacted badly ♪
2174
01:34:34,102 --> 01:34:35,538
♪ Yeah
I got banned from the IG ♪
2175
01:34:35,625 --> 01:34:37,584
♪ But I let it all slide
'Cause at the same time ♪
2176
01:34:37,671 --> 01:34:38,977
♪ I can't believe Paramount
Signed me ♪
2177
01:34:39,064 --> 01:34:40,500
♪ I'm tryna aim for the stars ♪
2178
01:34:40,630 --> 01:34:42,763
♪ Can't sit around, I gotta
Be ready when my flight leaves ♪
2179
01:34:42,937 --> 01:34:44,199
♪ What's going on, my G? ♪
2180
01:34:44,286 --> 01:34:45,766
♪ I'm gonna save more money
You will find me ♪
2181
01:34:45,853 --> 01:34:47,550
♪ I'm in the ends
Couple goons right beside me ♪
2182
01:34:47,637 --> 01:34:49,204
♪ I don't give a shit
About whoever don't like me ♪
2183
01:34:49,291 --> 01:34:50,162
♪ I'm past that ♪
2184
01:34:50,423 --> 01:34:51,119
♪ I feel happy
I'm standing strong ♪
2185
01:34:51,206 --> 01:34:52,120
♪ Got my laugh back ♪
2186
01:34:52,555 --> 01:34:53,600
♪ I'm from the hood
On the rolled out tarmac ♪
2187
01:34:53,905 --> 01:34:55,341
♪ Yeah, I been doing this ting
From far back ♪
2188
01:34:55,428 --> 01:34:56,821
♪ And now I got investors
Putting their money ♪
2189
01:34:56,908 --> 01:34:58,083
♪ Where their mouth is
Aim to make P ♪
2190
01:34:58,170 --> 01:34:59,127
♪ Then half that ♪
2191
01:34:59,432 --> 01:35:00,563
♪ Yeah, I was online
Just losing my mind ♪
2192
01:35:00,781 --> 01:35:02,304
♪ Yeah, that's what you call
A TV car crash ♪
2193
01:35:02,391 --> 01:35:03,436
♪ It's a par, fam ♪
2194
01:35:03,610 --> 01:35:05,090
♪ All I wanna do
Is just live my life ♪
2195
01:35:05,177 --> 01:35:06,700
♪ But I get so caught up
At times ♪
2196
01:35:06,787 --> 01:35:08,484
♪ Impossible ladder
That I must climb ♪
2197
01:35:08,571 --> 01:35:10,269
♪ But I'm just smiling
Like I'm fine ♪
2198
01:35:10,356 --> 01:35:11,923
♪ And I'm just real
Not tellin' no lies ♪
2199
01:35:12,010 --> 01:35:13,663
♪ But I've been moving
Like I'm blind ♪
2200
01:35:13,751 --> 01:35:15,317
♪ Yeah
I feel lost but still I try ♪
2201
01:35:15,404 --> 01:35:17,145
♪ Even though
I'm low somehow I fly ♪
2202
01:35:17,232 --> 01:35:18,712
♪ All I wanna do
Is start again ♪
2203
01:35:18,843 --> 01:35:20,366
♪ I was traumatized
By the age of ten ♪
2204
01:35:20,453 --> 01:35:22,107
♪ Though I'm surrounded
By good friends ♪
2205
01:35:22,194 --> 01:35:23,848
♪ Life gets hard
When you can't pay rent ♪
2206
01:35:23,935 --> 01:35:25,545
♪ So I'm just here
Tryna use my head ♪
2207
01:35:25,632 --> 01:35:27,329
♪ Can't take back all the words
I've said ♪
2208
01:35:27,416 --> 01:35:28,983
♪ I don't wanna snap
Like a broken leg ♪
2209
01:35:29,114 --> 01:35:30,985
♪ So I'm tryna stay calm
And breathe instead ♪
2210
01:35:33,771 --> 01:35:35,424
♪ It's the next thing
Yeah man I'm on set ♪
2211
01:35:35,511 --> 01:35:36,599
♪ I'm a big boy actor ♪
2212
01:35:36,686 --> 01:35:38,079
♪ But at the same time
I'm directing ♪
2213
01:35:38,166 --> 01:35:39,385
♪ Writing films for a living ♪
2214
01:35:39,602 --> 01:35:41,300
♪ Me and Mikey went
And got the sequel penned in ♪
2215
01:35:41,387 --> 01:35:43,128
♪ Still I gotta navigate through
This bullshit ♪
2216
01:35:43,258 --> 01:35:44,564
♪ And there's no sign
Of it ending ♪
2217
01:35:44,694 --> 01:35:45,957
♪ I was told down and out ♪
2218
01:35:46,044 --> 01:35:47,872
♪ Gotta spend the last ten years Resurrecting
2219
01:35:47,959 --> 01:35:49,090
♪ But I gotta make my P now ♪
2220
01:35:49,177 --> 01:35:50,048
♪ Step it up ♪
2221
01:35:50,396 --> 01:35:51,092
♪ But the real life
Still tempting ♪
2222
01:35:51,745 --> 01:35:53,007
♪ Yeah I'm trying
To stay focused and be calm ♪
2223
01:35:53,007 --> 01:35:54,356
♪ I ain't even online venting
2224
01:35:54,487 --> 01:35:56,010
♪ Been away, got my head right
And I can't lie ♪
2225
01:35:56,097 --> 01:35:57,664
♪ My mind's gone through
So much mending ♪
2226
01:35:57,795 --> 01:35:59,144
♪ No Insta
Still on Twitter though ♪
2227
01:35:59,274 --> 01:36:00,885
♪ Fourteen years
And my name's still trending ♪
2228
01:36:00,972 --> 01:36:01,929
♪ On a comeback ♪
2229
01:36:02,277 --> 01:36:03,365
♪ Yeah, manna been praying
For my downfall ♪
2230
01:36:03,626 --> 01:36:05,150
♪ Wish bare hate
But I still rise above that ♪
2231
01:36:05,237 --> 01:36:06,455
♪ Thought I was all washed up ♪
2232
01:36:06,673 --> 01:36:08,414
♪ But impossible rise
From the dead I just done that ♪
2233
01:36:08,501 --> 01:36:10,329
♪ I'm trying to make changes
But I'm still blazing ♪
2234
01:36:10,416 --> 01:36:11,765
♪ Council tenant
I'm a scumbag ♪
2235
01:36:11,852 --> 01:36:13,506
♪ I'm in the hood just bunning
My zoot with a gooz ♪
2236
01:36:13,593 --> 01:36:14,812
♪ Stay away from the gunman ♪
2237
01:36:14,899 --> 01:36:15,987
♪ Got to love that ♪
2238
01:36:16,291 --> 01:36:17,553
♪ I show love to the man
And get love back ♪
2239
01:36:17,640 --> 01:36:19,033
♪ Can't sit around waiting
Fuck that ♪
2240
01:36:19,120 --> 01:36:20,687
♪ Just grab my... say that ♪
2241
01:36:20,818 --> 01:36:22,384
♪ I'm a BAFTA award winner
Trump that ♪
2242
01:36:22,515 --> 01:36:24,038
♪ Ain't begging no fen
No bun that ♪
2243
01:36:24,125 --> 01:36:25,648
♪ The fake scarpered quick
Watch 'em run back ♪
2244
01:36:25,735 --> 01:36:26,867
♪ My mind's untapped ♪
2245
01:36:27,346 --> 01:36:28,651
♪ Man are on a movement ting
Can't sit around waiting ♪
2246
01:36:28,738 --> 01:36:30,044
♪ I'm not like them man yet ♪
2247
01:36:30,131 --> 01:36:31,263
♪ I see mandem hating ♪
2248
01:36:31,393 --> 01:36:32,394
♪ But I ain't even got
To watch face ♪
2249
01:36:32,481 --> 01:36:33,439
♪ Let them man stare ♪
2250
01:36:33,874 --> 01:36:35,354
♪ Just creating vibes whole time
For the fake ting ♪
2251
01:36:35,484 --> 01:36:36,572
♪ I wanna make that clear ♪
2252
01:36:36,703 --> 01:36:37,965
♪ I know life is a movie ♪
2253
01:36:38,183 --> 01:36:40,054
♪ And I'm still flying high, man
I float in the air ♪
2254
01:36:40,141 --> 01:36:41,839
♪ Float in the air
Float in the air...♪
2255
01:36:44,972 --> 01:36:46,495
♪ Watch face
Let them man stare ♪
2256
01:36:46,582 --> 01:36:50,282
♪ Let man stare
Let man stare, let man ♪
2257
01:36:51,283 --> 01:36:52,937
♪ Like them man there
2258
01:36:55,113 --> 01:36:56,636
Gangsta rizz about his vibez!
2259
01:36:56,723 --> 01:36:58,638
What you saying now, cuzzy? KANE: What you saying, boy?
2260
01:36:58,725 --> 01:37:00,248
What you saying, fam? RIKO: What you saying?
2261
01:37:00,335 --> 01:37:02,076
What you saying, fam? I was just jumping.
2262
01:37:02,207 --> 01:37:03,338
I was just jumping.
2263
01:37:03,469 --> 01:37:04,949
I was just jumping! Click-clack.
2264
01:37:05,123 --> 01:37:06,428
Click-clack.
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