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Seems so cold in there.

Yeah.

♪ Say that you want me ♪

♪ Yes, say that you'll never leave me ♪

♪ Yes, you gotta tell me you need me ♪

♪ And don't let them
take your love away, yeah ♪♪

That was fantastic.

Thank you. This is actually
the first time...

that I'm gonna be performing this live...

so I'm a little bit nervous. You
have nothing to worry about.

Thanks. Is there anything
at all that you need?

Actually, yeah.

I'm gonna need a few
bottled waters... Done.

...some towels... Done.

...and are Ed and Danny
available for a meeting?

Sure. Is anything wrong?

It's for my boyfriend.

Ashanti. Yes?

Care to join me in the cuddle tub?

Hello to you, too. Hello.

Do you know Mary?
Yeah. We met at Mystique.

Maybe you'd like to join us.

♪ Why don't you join us, yeah ♪

♪ In the Jacuzzi, yeah ♪

♪ And don't knock it till you've tried it ♪♪

I told you, I don't do that kind of thing.

Well, you know what they say, honey.

Two's company, three's a party.

Mike. Yeah.

Check it out. These two
have been at it for 20 minutes

in the east elevator.

It's Hot 100 week, man.
Everybody gets their freak on.

Who's switching the monitors? I did.

This guy's passing out flyers
in the casino. Get rid of him.

And tell that girl to keep
her clothes on, will you?

I got the elevator.

Hey.

You remember Fred?
How could I forget?

How are you, Fred? Great,
Mr. Deline. Great to see you.

Hey, Fred. Hey, Danny.

Fred here would like to
meet with you guys.

I would love to, but I gotta
run. Boss' orders. We'll catch up.

I've got a phone call
I have to make, on the phone.

Well? Well?

Shall we step into your office?

What brings you back to Vegas?

Ed, comes a time in a man's life...

when he has to
take stock of what he's done

and what he needs to do.

You need to do something
here? What I need to do...

is offer appropriate thanks
to you and Danny.

The two people
who not only saved my life...

but made me obscenely rich.

It's just not necessary. I mean, the
fact that we could turn your life around...

and help you become a millionaire...

Do not call me a millionaire. You're not?

No.

I'm a billionaire.

Which means I pretty much
get whatever I want.

But what I want now is to thank
you in a sincere, heartfelt way.

I'm touched.

All right. Go ahead.

Not here. No.

I want to take you shopping.

And I'd love to go.

But I'm just jammed with
meetings for the next few days.

What about Danny?
Danny. Sure, Danny...

He'd love to go. I'll
clear his schedule. Good.

Well, so I guess your present
will just have to be a surprise.

Thank you.

New betting service.

Top rates. Top-rate betting
service. Here. Thank you.

Thanks.

- There he is.
- Yeah, I see him.

Damn it.

It's Mitch.

I lost the guy that was passing out
flyers. See if you can Video IQ him.

All right, try Craps 39.

Winner, coming up. Six!

Grab your chips. We're
gonna take a little walk.

Montecito security. Come on.

I don't know what this is
about, but you got the wrong guy.

You're not allowed to distribute
flyers on Montecito property.

But luckily for you, I'm
just gonna throw you out.

I'm not distributing flyers.

Well, what're you gonna
believe, me or your own eyes?

That's a joke.

I'll be on my way. Ed Deline
says you're the best ever, huh?

You know him? Do you know him?

I wouldn't say we're close
but he's a hell of a guy.

Come with me. Ed loves
to see his name in print.

It's gonna be fun.

♪♪

Gotta admit, quoting you on his flyer...

when you guys have never
even met takes a lot of balls.

We have met.

Guess you didn't make
much of an impression.

Actually, I did. It was back in '95.

And I had a gig here, in the old
Lido Lounge. It was a magic act.

You came down one day

and you saw my
old shirt-off-his-back trick.

You remember?

I used to bring the mister
and missus up on the stage...

and I'd pull hubby's shirt off...

while he was talking about how
she didn't marry him for his money.

You know what? I do
remember. This guy's pretty good.

You loved it. You told me.

Pretty good, maybe.

"The best ever," highly unlikely.

And if I said anything, it
wasn't about a betting service.

You know, you're right.

I went a little overboard in
the creative license department.

The thing is,
as good a magician as I am...

I'm an even better sports handicapper.

I gotta tell you, Mr. Deline,
it is a frigging gift.

And I'm just trying to get a little
positive word-of-mouth out there...

so I can get my service up on its feet.

Listen, good luck.
Just take it somewhere else.

And please take my
name off this flyer. Okay.

Jeez, I feel terrible about this.
You know, I'm gonna do you a favor.

He's gonna do us a favor.

The guy who's shooting craps at
the table I left is using loaded dice.

Table 39.

He's still there.

I saw him switch the dice after
he rolled his point. Very smooth.

Apparently extremely smooth
because none of my people saw it.

Well, you see, that is the magician's eye.

You want me to go down and
check it out? Yeah, go ahead.

No. You're going shopping with Fred.

What?

Nessa?

45's what we need. 45.

Switch the dice after this next roll.

45, come on, now. Here we go.

Five. It's a no-field five.

What are you switching them for?

I had a nice roll going
with the other ones.

You know, it's hard enough
to win around here.

All right, I know you're ready.

I've got a hot hand.
Everything's going right.

Here we go. Come on, now, 45.

Seven, seven out.

It's clean.

- Wait, is that his drink?
- Yeah.

He probably didn't want to have
them on him in case he got stopped.

Ed, they're loaded.

Why am I running?

Mike, the guy with the buckle
and the yahoo tie! Holding room.

Hey, hey.

Guys, come on. What?

Take him to the holding room.

Come on. Hey, come on.

Mr. Deline. Mr. Avizan, how are you?

Frankly, I'm a little upset. Why's that?

I really appreciate you guys comping
my room, food and beverages...

but I don't think

that gives you the right to rip
me off on the other charges.

What charges?
My wife went to the salon...

for a bikini wax. You know
what they charged her?

$275. What did you do?

Tell them to triple the price
to get back some money?

No, of course not. Listen, I apologize...

I'll make sure that all charges
are taken away from your bill.

How's that?

Thank you. You bet.

And you really should make sure
no one else is getting ripped off.

Absolutely. And enjoy the
rest of your stay, won't you?

Ed.

Let me ask you, is $275 a lot
for a bikini wax?

Listen, I got them cuing up
the loaded dice tape.

Back it up five seconds.

Hey.

Detective Cho, how are you? Ed.

Mike. Hey, Jenny.

Mike called, said you got a
cheater in your holding room?

Yeah, right. We're
running the tape right now.

Right there. See? He's dropping
the loaded dice into the drink.

Freeze it. Blow it up
10 fields, would you?

See them dropping?

I'll get you a copy. Need anything
else? No. That ought to be enough.

Is Danny around?

Danny is on a very special assignment.

You need him? No. Just tell him I say hi.

Yeah, well, I mean, what do you want?

Louis Vuitton, Gucci, Prada?

Fred, this really isn't necessary.

Danny, what I'm going to buy you
is eons beyond "isn't necessary."

It's downright extravagant.
Ridiculously extravagant.

That's not always good, Fred.

Showing gratitude...

for instilling a sense of
purpose in one's life is bad?

No, showing gratitude isn't
bad, but taking somebody on a...

Because that is what you did.

Like it or not, you're my life coach.

Send me in, Life Coach McCoy.

Hey.

A little vino before we stroll?

No, let's not. Great.

Arnold, what are you doing?

Just... Nothing.

Well, thank you.

What's this?

It's the Montecito reward program.

It's $500 for information...

leading to the arrest of anyone
violating state gaming laws.

$500? Well, I doubled it. It's $1,000.

Mr. Deline, thank you so much.

I gotta tell you, this couldn't
have come at a better time.

You can use it
to print up some new flyers.

No. I'm gonna use this for
something much more urgent.

White Sox-Indians.

A bet? No, not just a bet. A lock.

And not a run-of-the-mill five-star lock...

not the lock of the season,
not the lock of the century.

It's what I call "the lock with no name."

And that is because it shows you...

how far ahead of all the other locks it is.

Well, good luck.

White Sox. Excuse me?

Let's just say

it has something to do with
day games following a day off...

on Eastern time... I'm getting
a little bit of a headache.

I gotta go, okay? Thanks.

You're in for a taste, my treat.

Yum, yum.

See, I don't care
about your female problems.

I would, however, like you
to get to work on time.

On time. Okay.

Sam, come here.

What exactly is a bikini
wax supposed to cost?

That's very metrosexual of you.

That's not funny. It's not for me.

It's not for me. It's for one
of your clients, a Mr. Avizan.

He says that his wife said
we overcharged her. $275?

That does sound high.

He's a pretty serious player, maybe
we should take it off of his check.

I took care of that already. But if
somebody is ripping people off...

down at our salon, I
would like to know about it.

Yeah, of course, I'm on it. Okay.

And, Ed, lots of guys are doing it.

Doing what? Waxing.

Ed...

look what Fred bought me.

It's beautiful.

Danny's probably too polite to
tell you how much it cost, so I will.

$186,000.

But you know what I say?
Quality is priceless.

Now, you ready for your gift?

All the rappers wear them.

It's very nice. Thank you so much.

Quarter of a million dollars.
But that's not my real present.

My real present is...

I'm buying the Montecito.

The gift that keeps on giving!

I'm afraid it is possible.

So you're telling me Fred Puterbaugh
could buy the Montecito hotel?

Net worth in excess of $2 billion.

You know what this guy had
when he came in here?

I know he was down on his luck.

$3 and a suicide note. I mean...

I don't get it. $2 billion.

I mean, that takes
some pretty shrewd investing.

This guy was fired as a stereo salesman.

He's gotta have some experts
he's working with.

It doesn't matter who he has. If
he gets this joint, we're in trouble.

Sorry to interrupt.

Mr. D., there's an Arnold Peters
out here, says he'd like to see you.

Yeah, bring him in. The flyers guy?

Yeah. He used to do a
magic act here. He's all right.

Hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey.

You been watching the results?

No, I'm sorry, I haven't. This
is my associate, Mike Cannon.

Mike. I gave him the White
Sox, they come through, big time.

Gentleman that he is, he
doesn't want to accept the tip...

so I put a little something down for him.

And here is your cut, $200.

I can't take that. But...

No, we're not allowed. That's true.

Oh, jeez.

Well, why give a man a trout when
you can give him a rod and reel?

Isn't that what they say?

Sounds close enough.

My weekend picks.

P.S., I am all over the Devil Rays.

Well, this definitely makes us even.

Hi. Is Polly here?

Hello, Sam. Hi, Polly.

You want a mani-pedi?
No. Actually, I don't.

There was a little bit of a complaint.

About me? Yeah.

One of my clients says
that you overcharged his wife.

I guess she had a bikini wax.

What name? Avizan.

She says that you charged her $275,

and that seemed
a little pricey to me, so...

Sam, you see her before?
No, actually, I've never...

She hairy like man.

I had to go all the way around
the corner, clean basement.

Have to use a 35 strip, usually seven.

You see her after?

You know what, Polly? In fact I...
She looking much more cleaner.

You ask husband, before
and after, see difference.

Customer not always right.
Calm down for just a second.

All I wanted to know is, do
you think the charges are fair?

And quite obviously, you
do, so... No overcharge.

I lift sheet, look like a jungle. Polly!

That is a little too much
information. Okay. I love you.

I love you, too.

He said he had a gun,
I didn't see the gun.

I was not gonna ask for proof.

He was tall, six, I don't
know. Maybe as tall as you.

Fellas, what's the problem here?

Mr. Peters here is reporting a
robbery on Montecito property.

Mr. Deline, I really didn't
want to bother you again.

I asked them not to call.

They didn't call. It's all right, I got it.

So what happened?

I was walking to my car,
$2,000 in my pocket...

The money I won on the White Sox?

This guy comes up to me,
says he's got a gun.

He takes my cash, my lucky
paperclip, and one of my Cutie-chums.

I'm not blaming you, though.

I probably brought this on myself.

What do you mean? How'd you do that?

Well, before I left, I went into
one of the little shops here...

you know, the one
that sells the Cutie-chums.

What the hell is a Cutie-chum?

The porcelain figurines.

People collect them. Right.

So, I'm in the store,
I'm talking to this guy...

turns out he's got a friend
who collects Cutie-chums, too.

So you think this guy
robbed you for this figurine?

I'm telling you, these collectors...

they see a Cutie-chum
they want, they go postal.

But you know, honestly, you have
done more than enough already.

I didn't even want to bother you.

All right, come on, we'll call the cops.

That's not necessary.

Armed robbery on Montecito
property? It is necessary.

Please don't.

Why?

Well, because after the
robbery, I suddenly realized...

that the Cutie-chum that this guy took...

Wait, do me a favor.

Please don't use the word
"Cutie-chum" again.

Yeah, the porcelain figurine
that this guy took...

might've been fake.
If the robber has a phony...

Trust me on this, the cops are
not interested in phony Cutie-chums.

What they do care about is
armed robbery, and so do I.

No. What?

I'm not proud of this, but
there were a couple of years...

where I may not have filed
a timely tax return.

A couple of years, I don't
know, maybe I didn't file at all.

The point is, I told you about the robbery

so you guys could be on the lookout.

But frankly, I'd rather lose the
money than have the cops involved.

All right, we'll look
at some surveillance tape.

Thank you.

And seeing as how I was robbed here...

maybe you could
loan me a little something

so I can jump
on that Devil Rays situation?

How does "no" sound to you? No?

Look, I'll put you to work. If you
need the money, you'll earn it.

Hi. Hey.

Benito!

Cobb salad to go, please.

And an iced tea.

He isn't supposed to give away food.

She isn't supposed to flash him.

I'm just trying
to keep up employee morale.

Why the long faces?

Have you heard about Fred
Puterbaugh? He's dating Ashanti?

He's buying the Montecito.
He's that rich?

Mike said he's worth, like, $2 billion.

Great, now I have to be friendly to Fred.

That's why I'm a little nervous.

We fired him from his
volunteer bar tending position.

He loved that job.

Yeah, well I told him the only
reason I didn't want him to woo me...

was because I was a lesbian.

If Fred becomes my boss,
I guarantee you,

he'll return the favor and fire me.

If he finds out I lied to him,
it's a wrap for me.

It doesn't matter
what you've done in the past.

Men are very simple creatures.

There are very simple ways
to get back on their good side.

I checked all available cameras.

The robbery took place in a blind spot.

Which means, either this guy knew...

exactly where to do it,
or he just got real lucky.

Tell you what, check
the gift shop about 2:15...

'cause Arnold said
that he thinks the thief...

might have been tipped off
by a guy he met in there.

There you go.
See what you got on this guy.

Cliff Haner, Summerlin address.

Hey.

Thanks.

Hi. I talked to the salon
about Mrs. Avizan's charges.

Yeah? Are they legit? I think so.

Apparently she's a real
Sasquatch down there.

Just do me a favor, stop right
there. Thank you. That's enough.

You said you wanted
to know. That's enough.

Ed.

Did you contact the cops?

No. Arnold doesn't want
to get them involved.

Before you ask, he has no record.

There's no arrests, no warrants, nothing.

He's just one of those
gray area kind of guys.

I really think that we should call the cops.

I told him we wouldn't
and I keep my word.

What do you care, anyway? You
never want to contact the cops.

I just think that they could help, that's all.

What's the name of that new
female detective that took Luis' place?

Jenny Cho. Jenny Cho.

Very good-looking girl, no?

Well, look, I'd like to help
your social life along here...

but I gave him my word, so
why don't you just try to call her?

Worst that happens, she says
you make her violently ill.

Thanks a lot.

I gotta see this Cliff Haner in Summerlin.

All right, well, thanks for
the encouragement, Ed.

Good morning, angels.

That was amazing, Freddie.

Was it as good for you as it was for me?

Probably not...

but enjoyable, nonetheless.

Fred, thank you for making
all of our dreams come true.

I'm just sorry Mary missed out on all this.

You know, I actually feel bad for her.

Mary?

Mary?

Hey.

Fred?

Hi.

Hi. Hi, honey.

Did we wake you? We were just
going over the details for the show.

We thought we heard you calling me.

No. I was calling Ashanti.

I just wanted to tell you

I was having a dream about
you, honey. A nice dream.

How sweet.

Well, the guy from the gift shop,

Cliff Haner, his story checks out.

He didn't use his cell phone
and he went directly to the salon.

Well, there goes Arnold's theory.

But maybe someone at the sports book...

saw him collect the $2,000
and then followed him out.

You know, we should have
Arnold take a look at these tapes.

Where is he? We got an address?

Yeah, he's here.

He's here? Why? I gave him a job.

Ed, he was passing out flyers
without our permission.

He was using your name
without authorization.

He didn't have to turn in that
cheat. So I'm helping him out.

That's right, every once in a while,

I help out a guy whether I have to or not.

Listen, call up landscaping,
and see if they can locate Arnold.

Hey, Arnold.

You know, your supervisor's
saying you're doing a heck of a job.

Well, I appreciate the opportunity.

You know, I don't
look down my nose at any job.

And I'm not looking to cut any corners.

It's like you said, I'm gonna earn the
money, make that Devil Rays play...

be on my way. Would you...

mind coming up to the office with me?

I'd like to show you some video.

You know, I don't
get a break for another hour.

I run the place.

Of course. Right.

No, the guy who robbed me
wasn't any of those people.

What about the clerk,
the guy who paid you?

Wasn't him either. All right, tell you what.

If we find anything out,
we'll let you know.

Happy days.

I guess we'll just have to
ask your girlfriend

if this robbery fits anybody's M.O.

She's not my girlfriend.

Just don't give her Arnold's name. Okay.

Hi, Fred. Hi, Delinda.

Listen, Fred...

I just wanted you to know

that when we eliminated
your bar tending internship...

It wasn't your decision.

You knew? I figured as much.

Do you think
we have a special connection?

Absolutely.

Me, too.

Give me a hug.

Okay.

Okay, Fred. You know, I
just wanted to clear the air.

Okay.

Delinda. Yeah?

You want to see something really swell?

Fred, if that's a pick-up line,

it's the worst I've ever heard.

No, I was talking about...

that fabulous Pontiac Solstice.

Sam.

Yeah.

Ed Deline told me you spoke
to the woman in the salon.

Yes, I did.

Have you tried our
ice-blended at Cup-A-Jo's?

It's literally the best thing I've ever tasted.

No. Did she admit overcharging my wife?

Yes, she did, and she's very sorry.

Well, at least she
admitted it. There you go.

Hey, Fred, can I see
you a minute please?

Yeah, sure, Mr. D.

Just divide them up. My treat.

Very nice.

So I was thinking, if there
are any similar robberies...

that you haven't cleared,
maybe we could tie them together.

I'll run it.

How have you been? Good. You?

Good. Thinking about you.

Really?

You don't meet a lot of cops
as beautiful as you.

I've always had a thing for a
girl with a.38 strapped to her thigh.

You want me to frisk you?

Don't even have to read me my rights.

We got four armed robberies

within two block of your place
in the last year.

All the victims had just left the Montecito.

Looks like someone's tipping
someone off. I have an idea.

Do you mind if I use
your computer? Go ahead.

I'm checking Montecito
employees' schedule data.

What were the dates
of the other robberies?

Look at this. Jack Byrum,
the clerk who paid my guy...

was also on duty during
those four other robberies.

Can you get access
to phone records here?

With probable cause.

If Byrum was tipping people off,

he probably had to
use his cell phone, no?

A hunch isn't probable cause.

Tell you what,
you access those records...

I'll take you to dinner.
Anywhere you'd like.

Is that supposed to persuade me?

And a suite at the Montecito.

They give you guys passkeys?

Byrum called a Vincent Kamen
on Lone Mountain...

about 10 minutes
before all the robberies.

You want to head out there?

Together?

Hell, yes.

I guess I owe you a dinner.

Fred, have you really given
a thought to what's needed...

to run a multi-billion-dollar business?

I have multi-billions.

No, I know that. But ours is
a very competitive industry.

So do you think that you have
the experience you might need?

Listen, working at Fido Frank's
Stereo Corral taught me a lot.

A lot.

I'm sure it did.

I can't imagine you'd want
to put 5,000 jobs at risk.

I mean, it'd only take a little
mistake, you understand that?

Yes. Which is why I've partnered with
some people who know a lot more than I do.

Maloofs... Hey.

...this is Ed Deline.

Yes, we know each other, thanks.

Now, Gavin and Joe run the
Sacramento Kings and the Palms...

I know that.

Really? Then what does Phil do?

Phil. He knows a lot of beautiful women.

You do know Phil.

All these years the Palms and the
Montecito have been battling it out.

So we finally decided, if we
can't beat them, buy them.

So you guys are gonna
partner up with Fred here?

Never hurts to go in business
with a deep pockets guy.

Right. Yeah. Deep
like the Grand Canyon.

Vince?

Who the hell are you? Danny
McCoy with the Montecito.

I'm not gonna beat around the bush.

We know you've been in contact
with Jack Byrum.

Get the hell out of here.

We're pretty sure
he's been tipping you off...

when he knows there's someone with
a lot of cash leaving the sports book.

Here's my proposal: You tell
me what you know about Jack...

we fire Jack, there's no
police, no charges brought...

and you get to keep enjoying
this very handsome home.

I don't know any Jack Byrum.

Most people, right about now,
they'd be saying:

"Get out of here,
I'm gonna call the cops."

But you can't say that, can you?

I will call the cops, and I will
tell them everything I know.

They'll pick up Jack and he'll
tell them everything he knows.

And if you think Jack
isn't gonna rat... Okay.

Jack would call me whenever
he made a big payout...

to somebody he thought
might be an easy mark.

But I didn't rob anybody, man.

Look, I swear. The only thing
I did was I sell the information.

And then Jack and I,
we'd split the proceeds.

Fair enough. Yeah?

Vince.

You're under arrest.
Conspiracy to commit robbery.

I lied. Sorry.

Mr. Deline. How are you?

See, I was right. That woman
in the salon was overcharging.

Well, I have someone looking into that.

Yeah, I know, Sam. She already did.

And she told me the woman
admitted ripping-off my wife.

Well, if that's what she said.

So I assume you're gonna fire
her. We'll certainly talk about it.

What, a slap on the wrist? No.

Look, if this woman isn't fired,

I won't be coming back to the Montecito.

And I'll make sure none of my
friends come back here, either.

Sam?

Did you tell Avizan that his
wife was being ripped-off?

And why?

Well, I don't care if it's embarrassing.

The guy's about to badmouth us
to everybody he knows.

So just make it right. And do it now.

Hey. Hey.

So the cops arrested Byrum.

Good. I don't want to see
that rat bastard again.

And we found the guy that robbed
Arnold, but the money was gone.

That's too bad.

Are you gonna keep him
on in landscaping?

I don't know.

I think he has a bigger upside
there than he does in handicapping.

The freaking Devil Rays lost.

You bet it? He picked
the White Sox right?

Danny, come on, the
party's starting. Come on.

There could be
some security issues, so...

Hey, Mr. Deline. Don't
worry, I'm not on duty.

No. It's not a problem,
don't worry about it.

Listen, I just came up with a great idea.

Yeah? Yeah.

You notice how when people ask for
mustard or ketchup or steak sauce...

you have to bring all
these bottles to the table?

Exactly.

What would happen if you had
one holder for all the bottles?

Listen to this, you can call
it the "condiment caddy."

I mean, just think what a
great investment opportunity...

Stop.

You know what
your weekend results were?

No, I haven't had a chance
to look. How did we do?

All losers. Every single one of them.

What was your winning
percentage this entire year?

I want the truth.

48.5.

That's almost as good as flipping a coin.

I really thought that...

White Sox game was
the turning point, you know?

I've been doing a lot of thinking.

You're a decent guy. You're a
hard worker, and you mean well.

But you just have to learn to focus.

Focus. You gotta stop
with this handicapping...

and the Cutie-chums,
and this condiment thing.

I don't know why you gotta
mess around with all that crap...

when you can
really do something very well.

If you're talking about my act, I told you...

the world of magic passed me by.

What kind of attitude is that?

From a guy who can invent a thing

that carries mustard and ketchup...

while he's sitting here sipping a beer?

I mean, you could certainly
freshen up a magic act.

Even if I did, I just
don't think it's the thing...

No. If you do, I'll give you
a shot, right here, okay?

You're kidding. No.

I mean, not the big room, but the
Moonlight Corner, a couple of shows.

You would really do that? Yeah.

But I mean, you have to
quit with the Chums...

and the handicapping, and you
must straighten out your back taxes.

Mr. Deline, I'm telling you...

some of those years,
I think I got a refund coming.

Please. Right.

So can I start right now?

Yeah, I guess that could be arranged.

Hello.

Hi, Sam. You remember my wife, Jackie.

Yes. Hi, how are you?

Remember when we spoke
earlier? I wasn't completely candid.

How so? Well...

I said that the salon admitted
to overcharging your wife.

That wasn't completely true.

What, did they deny it? No.

They just said that the charges were high

because the process they had to use...

on your beautiful wife was particularly...

challenging.

And, I got you those front row
tickets to Tom Jones. And Jay Leno.

You know, that sounds
like a lot of malarkey.

No. You see, sometimes
hirsute women have a little extra...

I'm sorry, what does that mean?

Hairy.

Your wife's got a lot of hair.

Come on, honey, we're out of here.

Sir, I'm just trying to say
they had to use 35 strips...

And we are not coming back
here... instead of the normal...

two strips.

Well, if your wife was alive...

and she had married you
for your money...

maybe she should take this, too.

Thank you very much.

I'll be back with another
show in a few minutes.

I don't know, Mr. Deline.

If the shirt-off-his-back doesn't
get an audience on its feet...

Arnold, to be honest with
you, that's the same act...

that I saw 10 years ago. The same.

I mean, you're a smart guy.
You gotta update.

That's what you gotta do. You'll be great.

♪♪

Hello.

You look very nice.

Really? Yeah.

Thank you.

So how's everything with Jake?

It's good. Yeah?

Yeah. Good?

How are things going with Jenny?

How did you know about that?

Anyway, nothing's happened.
We haven't even gone out.

Are you gonna?

Go out or...

You know, I feel kind of weird
talking about dating with you, Mary.

Why do you feel weird...

talking about dating with me?
We're friends, right?

I mean, that's what friends do.

You know what...

Ashanti.

♪♪

Ashanti...

♪ Oh, I can't wait to get next to you ♪

♪ Oh, I just can't leave you alone ♪

♪ Boy, you got me doing things
that I would never do ♪

♪ And I can't stop the way
I'm feelin' if I wanted to ♪

♪ I'm crazy about the way ♪

♪ That you could make me
say your name ♪

♪ And if I couldn't have you ♪

♪ I would probably go insane cause ♪

♪ Only you can make me feel ♪

♪ Only you can make me feel ♪

♪ And only you can take me there ♪

♪ Only you can take me there ♪

♪ And only you can make me feel ♪

♪ Only you only you can make me feel ♪

♪ And only you can take me there ♪

♪ Only you can take me there ♪

Great.

♪ Oh, I can't wait to get next to you ♪

♪ Oh, I just can't leave you alone ♪

♪ Boy, you stay inside my mind
ain't no denyin' that ♪

♪ And only you could do them things ♪

♪ That got me comin' back ♪

♪ Gotta be the realest thing
that I have ever felt ♪

Hey. Hey.

How are you? Good.

You look fantastic. Thank you.

Mary, Jake. Hi.

Jenny.

♪ Only you can make me feel ♪

♪ Only you can make me feel ♪

♪ And only you can take me there ♪

♪ Only you can take me there ♪

♪ And only you can make me feel ♪

♪ Only you can make me feel ♪

If your husband only
married you for his money,

maybe he'd like this, too.

♪ Crazy 'bout the way you feel ♪

♪ I just gotta have you here ♪

♪ And I wanna let you know ♪

♪ I won't ever let you go ♪

♪ I can't wait to get next to you ♪

♪ Oh, I just can't leave you alone ♪♪