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Hit me! Big ten!
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Double down!
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Little one. Yes!
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$50,000 a hand on two tables
for the last 12 hours.
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You gotta love Big Willie. How are the
plans going for his daughter's wedding?
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Great. The east ballroom,
decked out with...
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Show me some good love!
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Sam's wrangled up 1,000 live
Maine lobsters, arriving within the hour.
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Lobster!
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Okay. The man loves his shellfish.
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I've booked Michael Bublé
to sing at the reception.
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Who? Trust me, he's great.
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Big Willie's daughter is a huge fan.
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She's going to have
one hell of a wedding.
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Yeah, nothing but the best
for Sam's number one client.
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Blackjack!
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No change the dealer.
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Mary, hi. Hi.
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We were just wondering about
the soap in our rooms.
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Yes. Certified organic.
No tallow or animal testing.
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I promise you, your convention will not
only be enjoyable, it'll be cruelty-free.
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Michael, hi. Thanks. Hi.
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Hi. I'm Mary Connell. I am so
happy that you're able to make it.
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I didn't have much of a choice.
I was all set to play London...
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and the next thing I know
my agent and manager arrive...
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on a Montecito jet and drag me
down here. So, you're not upset?
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No, I just haven't played
a private party in years.
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I was thinking maybe I could try something
new for Big Willie and his daughter.
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You know, keep things fresh.
Fresh is good.
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Good. I got some ideas.
I'll run them by you later?
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That sounds great. Okay. Bye.
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I'm sorry, I'm not in the business
of looking after out-of-town guests.
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That's Sam's job.
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You don't have to entertain him,
just keep him company for a few hours.
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I'm buried at work. Believe
me, you won't regret it.
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Still trying to pawn off
your ninth grade boyfriend?
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He wasn't just my boyfriend.
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When I met Jay, we had just
moved for the third time in a year.
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My 14th school in all.
No one would talk to me.
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God, girls can be so mean. I
just needed someone to talk to.
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I needed a friend.
And that's when I met Jay.
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He was always there for me,
no matter what.
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Didn't you break his nose?
Only after he tried to kiss me.
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That doesn't sound like you
at all. I used to be a tomboy.
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That's quite a change. Promise me...
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both of you, you'll be nice.
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Dee?
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Please.
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I promise I'll be nice. Me, too.
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Mike? Hey.
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What's new? Three
drunks, two card counters...
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and a guy who insisted he
was Elvis demanded a free room.
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Really? I mean, was it him?
Was it the King?
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More like the queen,
he was wearing a dress.
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Surveillance. What? When? Thanks.
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Someone just stole
a lobster delivery truck.
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Where's Danny?
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Yeah? Yeah, I'm way
ahead of you on this one, Ed.
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Nothing to worry.
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I'll get back to you.
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So, why Vegas? The
last items on my to-do list.
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To-do list? I have four more to go.
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Witness a desert sunrise,
sing over the canals of Venice...
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and skydive over Sin City.
That's only three.
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You always save the best for last.
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Make love to the first girl I ever kissed.
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That's so sweet.
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Delinda, you were
the first girl I ever kissed.
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That last one might take
you some time. I hope not.
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I only have a month to live.
I'm dying of cancer.
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So, you guys let us know
if you find anything, okay?
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Traffic control followed
the truck over the 15...
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but by the time Metro had any
cars in the area, it was long gone.
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I need you to find the son of a
bitch who stole the truck, all right?
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Ed, with all due respect,
they stole lobsters.
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Yeah, lobsters for Big Willie Chen.
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On his last visit, he dropped $10 million.
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Stay! Double down!
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Inoperable and untreatable.
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Doctors gave me six months
to live five months ago.
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What kind of cancer? I
don't want to talk about it.
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It just bums me out.
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If you were really sick,
wouldn't you be in a hospital?
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If there's nothing they can do for you,
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lying around in a cancer ward...
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is depressing, not to
mention a total waste of time.
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Yeah, and trying to sleep with me isn't?
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Not if there's a chance you'll say yes.
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You forget I've known you
since the ninth grade...
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and still remember all
those pranks you used to pull.
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Pranks? Me?
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Like at graduation, you had all
the diplomas printed in invisible ink.
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Saying you have cancer just to get
me into bed would be right up your alley.
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Except this time it's not funny.
That's because it's not a joke.
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This is all we have. It looks like a foot.
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I was thinking foot, too.
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Well, then...
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I guess our work is
done here today, boys.
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We were robbed by a foot.
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I can't believe you lost my lobsters.
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Nobody lost your lobsters.
They were stolen.
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Ed, Big Willie invited his
closest, dearest...
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Okay, richest friends to his daughter's
wedding. I planned on harpooning...
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a few stray whales before they
migrated out of town. I need my lobsters.
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Well, then, Captain Ahab, I
suggest you hunt some more down.
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Yes, sir.
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Hit me again! Yes! Hit!
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Desert sunrise, sing in front of
thousands, or skydive over the city?
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I'm definitely not jumping out of a plane.
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So then it's decided. We're skydiving.
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I don't think you heard
me. I said no. Okay.
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Then sleep with me.
I'm not doing that either.
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Nessa, some of the
best memories I have...
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are because I did things
that I swore I never would do.
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Like running with the bulls in
Pamplona. Let's stick with skydiving.
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Okay. Okay.
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What if my chute doesn't open
and I crater at 200 miles an hour?
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That's not going to be fun.
Come on. Don't be silly.
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That could never happen. Really?
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And you wouldn't crater,
you'd bounce. Bounce?
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So, you want to fool around
before or after we skydive?
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I don't want to sound like a
star-struck teenager or anything...
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but, God, I just love hearing you sing.
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You are like Frank Sinatra...
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and Bobby Darin all
rolled into one. Mime.
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Yeah, I don't know him. Does he
sing, too? No, I want to do mime.
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You're kidding. Mime has
always been my first love.
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But Big Willie hired you to sing.
No, Big Willie hired me to perform.
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It says so in the contract.
What I do is up to me.
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Come on, you can't give up singing now.
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Your career is just taking off.
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Just watch. I call this
one "Bublé in the Bubble."
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Okay, then, Michael?
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Michael.
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Mary, you don't have to yell.
Mimes can hear, they just can't talk.
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Yeah.
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So, let me get this straight.
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You want 1,000 of my lobster? Yes.
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You stole my boyfriend.
Yeah, but he had a little...
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At our engagement party.
He didn't tell me who he was.
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Sweetie, that guy was a jerk.
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So if you think about it, I actually
saved you years of pain and suffering.
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I mean, I think that you and I
could possibly be best girlfriends.
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Why would you even come to me?
Because of your incredible reputation.
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Everybody knows about you:
Wendy, freshest seafood in Vegas.
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And everyone in town already
said no. What are you talking about?
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You're my first choice.
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What's it worth to you?
How much do you charge...
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for a lobster dinner? $85.
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I'll take 1,000 lobster dinners
to go. I'll even round it out...
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to a cool $100,000. Cash or check?
Make it $200,000 and you got a deal.
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What's with the additional $100,000?
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Pain and suffering. Deal. Let
me see one of those bad boys.
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Wait. Where are his... Claws?
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Yeah. They're Pacific lobster. No claws.
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Enjoy the pain and suffering.
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Okay, sure. Hey. Hey.
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I need a favor. Favor? That's great.
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Last time you asked me for a favor,
it cost me $1,900 in parking tickets.
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You didn't want the police
to boot my beemer, did you?
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Your beemer.
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No, sweetheart, of course I didn't.
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Did you get some more tickets?
Yes, but we'll deal with that later.
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I need you to pull someone's
medical records.
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That's against the law. Only technically.
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No, there's also a privacy issue.
Details. I need Jay Ross' medical files.
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The pimply-faced boyfriend you
had in the ninth grade? That Jay Ross?
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He lost the pimples. Yeah.
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What's the matter with the kid? Cancer.
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So he says. Jeez, honey,
I'm sorry to hear that.
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Yeah, I was sorry, too, until I
realized he was probably lying.
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Why would somebody lie
about something like that?
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If I told you, you'd kill him
quicker than his cancer ever could.
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Delinda said you're the cheery
one. That was before my musical act...
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decided to become a mime.
Mimes are funny.
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Sort of. My life is over.
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Yeah, there's a lot of that going on.
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You know what you need?
A gun, to shoot myself?
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You need to karaoke.
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No, I don't need to sing.
I need my musical act to sing.
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No, you need to karaoke with me.
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Come on, I'm only asking
because I'm dying of cancer.
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Yeah, nice try, Jay. But
Delinda told me you'd say that.
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That's because Delinda
didn't believe me.
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It's true? Cross my heart, hope to die.
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Double down!
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So, Big Willie, how's
everything? Up $700,000.
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Nice.
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Sam, I do not like to be bothered when
I'm playing, especially when I'm winning.
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Of course not. I just wanted to let you
know that your daughter's wedding is set.
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The decorations, the flowers,
the pyrotechnics are amazing.
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Is Bublé here? He's here!
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I want Bublé! Yeah! So you got him!
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However, I am concerned a
little about your choice in food.
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Lobster...
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is fine, sir, but...
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I may have something that could
make your evening even more special.
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I just got the word
that I can get my hands on...
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800 pounds of Kobe beef.
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Kobe beef?
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The $300-a-pound,
Japanese-raised Kobe beef.
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The kind that's massaged
daily by hand, perfectly marbled...
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served with just a touch of soy.
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Sir.
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I have to think about it. Okay,
well, you think about it. No pressure.
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I'll be waiting over here.
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Hey.
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Think he's gonna go for it?
2-to-1 against.
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I want... lobster!
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Okay.
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I want the jet.
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Hit me! Yeah!
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I'm gonna let you in on a little secret.
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Just when you think you got
everything under control...
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something will come along
and throw your plans for a loop.
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Don't I know it.
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Hey. I'm so sorry.
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I've got no right to complain,
you know, considering everything.
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You know, everyone told me
that once you know you're dying...
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you'll stop sweating the
small stuff. But they're wrong.
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No, it's the small stuff
that makes life worth living.
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So you're saying
I should enjoy my failure?
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No.
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But you shouldn't let it
stop you from singing.
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You're kidding.
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Karaoke in Vegas
with Venice as a backdrop.
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It's pretty cool, huh? How many
people get to say they did this?
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I think we'd be the first.
How did you do all this?
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I gave them a note from
my doctor. Jay, I don't sing.
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Karaoke is not about how good you
are, it's about how much fun you have.
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No, you don't understand, I can't
sing in front of all these people.
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It's easy. Just pretend we're 5,000
miles away, staring at the piazza.
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The one without the 5,000-room hotel.
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00:13:55,181 --> 00:13:57,442
Okay, not a problem.
How is this going to help?
235
00:13:57,514 --> 00:14:00,309
You're never gonna see
these people again.
236
00:14:32,746 --> 00:14:35,939
Do you take requests? Of course.
237
00:14:36,879 --> 00:14:38,243
Make love to me.
238
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:42,337
I'm sorry, but I'm wearing this.
239
00:14:42,479 --> 00:14:45,933
It's not a problem, as long as
you're not wearing anything else.
240
00:14:50,879 --> 00:14:54,039
Yup. That's right, 1,000 Maine lobster.
241
00:14:54,979 --> 00:14:56,911
I'll be there within the hour.
242
00:15:15,278 --> 00:15:18,641
Craig, you just told me an
hour ago that you had the lobster.
243
00:15:19,145 --> 00:15:22,702
I know, I'm sorry, Sam. My shipment didn't
come in, on account of Hurricane Ruth.
244
00:15:22,778 --> 00:15:25,642
It kicked up a wicked swell
as far north as Halifax.
245
00:15:25,711 --> 00:15:28,768
None of the lobster men will leave
dock. I don't think you understand...
246
00:15:28,844 --> 00:15:31,605
the desperate nature of my
situation. I understand the situation.
247
00:15:31,677 --> 00:15:34,074
I just don't have any lobster.
We're old friends, right?
248
00:15:34,144 --> 00:15:37,871
If you knew where to get
the lobster, you'd tell me.
249
00:15:37,943 --> 00:15:39,307
Sam. Yes.
250
00:15:39,377 --> 00:15:42,968
You dumped me. I was ready to propose.
No, I didn't think you were serious.
251
00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:45,941
I showed you the ring. I'll marry
you if you give me 1,000 lobsters.
252
00:15:46,010 --> 00:15:48,635
Very funny. No, I'm serious.
I'm madly in love with you.
253
00:15:48,710 --> 00:15:52,472
I can't live without you, let's
spend the rest of our lives together.
254
00:15:52,676 --> 00:15:54,437
This is a proposal? Abso-frigging-lutely.
255
00:15:54,510 --> 00:15:57,032
As long as I get you the lobster? Yes.
256
00:15:57,376 --> 00:15:58,376
Sam. Yes.
257
00:15:58,443 --> 00:16:01,432
Even if I thought you were
serious, I don't have any lobster.
258
00:16:01,510 --> 00:16:02,703
All right. No one does.
259
00:16:02,776 --> 00:16:04,174
You blew it again.
260
00:16:05,376 --> 00:16:08,773
How about dinner and a movie
for 500 pounds of Pacific salmon?
261
00:16:10,409 --> 00:16:11,409
Figures.
262
00:16:14,442 --> 00:16:16,840
If you want to go skydiving,
why don't you ask Danny?
263
00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:19,773
He's a Marine. They do that
Superman stuff in their sleep, right?
264
00:16:19,842 --> 00:16:22,364
Tell Nessa skydiving is
not that dangerous. It's not.
265
00:16:22,442 --> 00:16:25,033
Unless someone's shooting
at you. There you go.
266
00:16:25,108 --> 00:16:28,040
It's not the jumping I'm
afraid of. It's the landing.
267
00:16:28,108 --> 00:16:31,563
That's not a real healthy way to live.
It is if you want to live a long time.
268
00:16:31,642 --> 00:16:35,039
I pride myself on almost
rarely, if ever, trying to kill myself.
269
00:16:35,674 --> 00:16:39,163
You like to go swimming
in the ocean? Yeah.
270
00:16:39,242 --> 00:16:41,799
Did you know that the ocean is
home to the great white shark...
271
00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:44,534
one of the most violent,
bloodthirsty predators on the planet.
272
00:16:44,608 --> 00:16:47,438
And if you get bit by one,
besides the mind-blowing pain...
273
00:16:47,508 --> 00:16:50,804
your blood actually chums the
water which leads to a feeding frenzy...
274
00:16:50,875 --> 00:16:53,033
with a whole bunch of other sharks.
275
00:16:53,307 --> 00:16:56,705
Yeah, it's a long... Slow...
276
00:16:57,174 --> 00:17:00,004
Painful, painful death. That's great.
277
00:17:00,174 --> 00:17:03,470
I'm never going in the
ocean again. Anything else?
278
00:17:04,573 --> 00:17:05,869
No! All right.
279
00:17:06,374 --> 00:17:09,635
What's your point? My
point is life is all about risk.
280
00:17:10,007 --> 00:17:13,461
We could die at any moment. If it's your
time to go, you might as well go quick.
281
00:17:13,540 --> 00:17:16,734
And if you eat it skydiving,
you won't feel a thing.
282
00:17:18,373 --> 00:17:19,373
Mary? Yeah?
283
00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:20,565
Mary, hi. Excuse me. Hi.
284
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:23,901
I hate to bother you and I
don't mean to seem ungrateful...
285
00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:27,468
but we have these passes, to the buffet...
286
00:17:27,540 --> 00:17:31,028
Yes, our cooking staff has marked
all vegan dishes with gold stars...
287
00:17:31,106 --> 00:17:34,697
and two soy entrées have been
prepared by Gunther, just for you.
288
00:17:35,773 --> 00:17:38,500
It's amazing. Larry, don't
you worry about a thing.
289
00:17:38,572 --> 00:17:41,038
The next couple of days, I
will take care of everything.
290
00:17:41,773 --> 00:17:44,330
We gotta make this quick,
Luis wants us out in 20 minutes.
291
00:17:44,405 --> 00:17:47,701
Not that I'm being picky, but isn't this
considered tampering with evidence?
292
00:17:47,773 --> 00:17:49,534
CSI didn't find anything,
so how can it hurt?
293
00:17:49,606 --> 00:17:52,969
I just don't want a felony
seafood conviction on my record.
294
00:18:02,538 --> 00:18:03,595
Come on.
295
00:18:10,905 --> 00:18:12,530
Why do we got close it?
296
00:18:14,037 --> 00:18:15,628
You gotta keep this thing a secret.
297
00:18:15,705 --> 00:18:18,034
I promised Ed
we wouldn't show anybody.
298
00:18:18,338 --> 00:18:22,736
A Radiant Spectrometer! I just read an
article about this in Theoretical Science.
299
00:18:23,637 --> 00:18:27,831
Yes. By lacing radioactive
isotopes into a laser matrix...
300
00:18:28,037 --> 00:18:29,935
it can retrieve material residue...
301
00:18:30,004 --> 00:18:32,265
from surface strata for up
to three days after contact...
302
00:18:32,504 --> 00:18:35,027
even if cleaned by
phosphate-based cleaners.
303
00:18:35,737 --> 00:18:38,703
So, we can dust for prints
that aren't there? Right.
304
00:18:38,771 --> 00:18:40,600
Why don't you just say that?
305
00:18:41,170 --> 00:18:44,034
The only downside is if you're
exposed to the radiation...
306
00:18:44,103 --> 00:18:46,569
your nads will glow green
for two months.
307
00:18:54,337 --> 00:18:55,825
Check this out.
308
00:19:01,903 --> 00:19:04,425
Now, I agree with you that mime...
309
00:19:04,669 --> 00:19:08,260
is poised to come back in a big way.
310
00:19:09,136 --> 00:19:12,863
I'm just not sure that you're
the guy to bring it back.
311
00:19:13,136 --> 00:19:15,931
Mary, lighten up. Yeah,
but it's a wedding reception.
312
00:19:16,002 --> 00:19:19,332
And people, they want to hear you sing.
313
00:19:19,935 --> 00:19:22,128
My voice is my instrument. Exactly.
314
00:19:22,502 --> 00:19:24,730
Maybe I should show how
versatile my instrument is.
315
00:19:24,802 --> 00:19:26,098
Now you're talking.
316
00:19:26,169 --> 00:19:29,931
You think I'm funny, right? For
a musician, you're pretty funny.
317
00:19:30,268 --> 00:19:32,734
Good. Then that's what I'll do. Stand-up.
318
00:19:32,902 --> 00:19:34,959
Just stand-up. Stand-up.
319
00:19:37,468 --> 00:19:39,559
Big Willie wants to hear you sing.
320
00:19:40,401 --> 00:19:44,696
I want to hear you sing.
Then buy one of my CDs.
321
00:19:45,335 --> 00:19:50,029
Okay, the lights dim, I take the stage.
322
00:19:51,968 --> 00:19:55,923
How many of you hate to fly?
I know I do.
323
00:20:09,367 --> 00:20:13,390
Mr. Nelson? Yeah. James
L. Nelson, at your service.
324
00:20:14,033 --> 00:20:16,965
You must be Samantha
Jane Marquez. Yes, I am.
325
00:20:17,033 --> 00:20:20,193
Talking to you on the phone,
I thought you'd be bigger.
326
00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:24,466
Sort of burly, you know?
327
00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:27,664
More facial hair. Right.
328
00:20:29,166 --> 00:20:31,291
I need some lobster.
Yeah. I know what you need.
329
00:20:31,466 --> 00:20:34,261
The only problem is I can't deliver
on account of Hurricane Ruth...
330
00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:37,094
And the wicked swell. Yeah, I
heard. Listen, money's no object.
331
00:20:37,166 --> 00:20:38,166
Okay.
332
00:20:40,099 --> 00:20:41,497
For $1 million...
333
00:20:41,565 --> 00:20:43,690
me and my buddies will go on out there.
334
00:20:43,766 --> 00:20:45,198
We'll pick you up some lobster.
335
00:20:45,266 --> 00:20:47,925
So $1,000 a lobster?
And worth every penny.
336
00:20:47,999 --> 00:20:50,521
Money's now an object. That's too bad.
337
00:20:50,832 --> 00:20:54,286
It was nice meeting you,
Ms. Marquez. Mr. Nelson?
338
00:20:54,632 --> 00:20:56,894
What if I were to give you something?
339
00:20:56,998 --> 00:21:00,487
Something that money can't buy.
340
00:21:02,499 --> 00:21:04,794
Something very valuable.
341
00:21:08,165 --> 00:21:09,165
Yeah!
342
00:21:12,831 --> 00:21:13,831
Pisser!
343
00:21:15,864 --> 00:21:17,626
I'm busy, and you're still full of crap.
344
00:21:17,698 --> 00:21:20,220
Look, I'm sorry you
don't believe me, but...
345
00:21:27,131 --> 00:21:28,892
I see a white light.
346
00:21:32,098 --> 00:21:33,529
Jackass!
347
00:21:36,731 --> 00:21:38,060
Come on!
348
00:21:43,963 --> 00:21:46,452
How's it going? Pretty good.
349
00:21:47,364 --> 00:21:50,421
Can't complain. Thanks.
350
00:21:53,630 --> 00:21:57,028
I gotta ask you, does that whole
"I'm dying of cancer" line really work?
351
00:21:57,097 --> 00:21:58,323
Like a charm.
352
00:21:59,063 --> 00:22:01,654
You okay? Absolutely wonderful.
353
00:22:02,030 --> 00:22:04,996
Michael Bublé now wants to be
a stand-up comic.
354
00:22:06,162 --> 00:22:08,822
And? And he's horrible.
355
00:22:09,396 --> 00:22:12,453
And you're happy because... I have
nothing to feed my wedding guests...
356
00:22:12,529 --> 00:22:15,120
and my musical act is
no longer musical...
357
00:22:15,196 --> 00:22:17,287
but I'm not sweating the small stuff.
358
00:22:17,762 --> 00:22:21,489
You were with Jay, weren't
you? Yeah. How'd you know?
359
00:22:29,029 --> 00:22:31,722
Daddy, I need you to kick Jay
out of the hotel.
360
00:22:32,862 --> 00:22:33,862
Right.
361
00:22:34,729 --> 00:22:38,252
Why don't you sit down for a
second? I don't want to sit down.
362
00:22:40,161 --> 00:22:44,491
Look, I just got a copy of Jay's
medical records from his doctor...
363
00:22:45,328 --> 00:22:48,317
so sit down for one second.
Daddy, I don't want to sit down.
364
00:22:48,395 --> 00:22:50,792
Stop with the "daddy" stuff and sit down.
365
00:22:58,594 --> 00:22:59,685
I'm sorry.
366
00:23:03,060 --> 00:23:05,526
But Jay is telling the truth.
367
00:23:07,461 --> 00:23:11,722
Sure he is. Remember when he reassembled
the principal's car on top of the gym?
368
00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:20,555
Are you sure you talked
to his doctor? I mean...
369
00:23:23,927 --> 00:23:25,688
Jay's dying, honey.
370
00:23:49,359 --> 00:23:52,019
Man, you look beat. Thank you.
I've just crossed the country...
371
00:23:52,093 --> 00:23:54,581
twice, and in 12 hours
I'm throwing a wedding.
372
00:23:54,659 --> 00:23:58,716
So, I figure I have about three
hours to eat, sleep, and shower...
373
00:23:58,792 --> 00:24:00,519
before I have to be back to work.
374
00:24:00,592 --> 00:24:02,251
I know what you need. What's that?
375
00:24:02,325 --> 00:24:03,847
You need to get laid.
376
00:24:05,192 --> 00:24:07,351
You must be Delinda's friend. Yes.
377
00:24:07,591 --> 00:24:09,080
Here's the thing, Jocko. Jay.
378
00:24:09,158 --> 00:24:12,352
Whatever. "Getting laid" can
only lead to "will you marry me?"
379
00:24:12,424 --> 00:24:15,288
Then I'm going to have to dump
you... Actually, I'm dying of cancer.
380
00:24:15,358 --> 00:24:18,791
Which means no long-term
commitment, no emotional aftermath...
381
00:24:18,858 --> 00:24:22,415
and no one's ever going to know
because "Dead men tell no tales."
382
00:24:22,791 --> 00:24:25,621
So, you're the perfect
one-night stand. Exactly.
383
00:24:28,224 --> 00:24:30,349
Almost done. Nothing.
384
00:24:31,258 --> 00:24:33,053
I'll run it again, but...
385
00:24:33,224 --> 00:24:36,384
I compared our footprint with every
major shoe manufacturer in the world.
386
00:24:36,458 --> 00:24:37,923
Not a single match.
387
00:24:39,324 --> 00:24:41,312
Either this guy's a real pro...
388
00:24:43,457 --> 00:24:45,946
Or the luckiest son of a bitch in history.
389
00:24:50,790 --> 00:24:53,722
You were right. That
was exactly what I needed.
390
00:24:54,624 --> 00:24:59,249
Is there any chance we could cuddle?
391
00:25:02,190 --> 00:25:03,780
Don't ruin the moment.
392
00:25:17,222 --> 00:25:19,154
I don't know about you,
but my brain is fried.
393
00:25:19,222 --> 00:25:21,279
Yeah. After two days
in the surveillance room,
394
00:25:21,356 --> 00:25:22,617
it's nice to...
395
00:25:23,256 --> 00:25:26,620
be outside. Getting in
touch with the real world.
396
00:25:28,922 --> 00:25:30,683
Nothing more real than
397
00:25:30,755 --> 00:25:33,051
a chlorinated ocean with
a concrete bottom.
398
00:25:34,622 --> 00:25:37,248
No natural predators. Completely safe.
399
00:25:38,788 --> 00:25:41,084
No natural predators, completely safe.
400
00:26:03,387 --> 00:26:05,149
I've been talking to
some doctors at UNLV
401
00:26:05,221 --> 00:26:06,550
about experimental treatments...
402
00:26:06,621 --> 00:26:07,985
gene therapy. They want to set up
403
00:26:08,054 --> 00:26:09,986
an appointment for tomorrow afternoon...
404
00:26:10,054 --> 00:26:13,542
for some additional tests. Don't
you think Jay's been through all this?
405
00:26:13,621 --> 00:26:14,984
Jay will be fine.
406
00:26:17,354 --> 00:26:18,876
I'll make sure of it.
407
00:26:19,220 --> 00:26:21,947
Maybe I should call his doctor
in Houston again?
408
00:26:27,354 --> 00:26:31,150
You know, there were
lots of times when...
409
00:26:31,786 --> 00:26:34,684
we just didn't think
we'd ever make it home.
410
00:26:35,286 --> 00:26:39,810
And no matter what we did,
we were not going to make it.
411
00:26:43,353 --> 00:26:45,319
This is different. No.
412
00:26:45,986 --> 00:26:50,146
No, it's not. Not really, because
when you reach that point...
413
00:26:52,219 --> 00:26:53,912
you know, you can fight...
414
00:26:55,418 --> 00:26:57,475
you can cry, you can pray.
415
00:26:57,585 --> 00:27:00,346
But ultimately, you have
to accept what happens.
416
00:27:01,052 --> 00:27:03,142
Yeah, but he's not fighting.
He's on vacation.
417
00:27:03,218 --> 00:27:05,946
We all fight in different ways, you know?
418
00:27:08,085 --> 00:27:11,915
So you're telling me just to
give up? No, I didn't say that.
419
00:27:11,985 --> 00:27:14,383
I didn't say that at all. I'm saying...
420
00:27:15,252 --> 00:27:16,252
you...
421
00:27:16,985 --> 00:27:19,610
say your goodbyes,
and you make your peace.
422
00:27:20,551 --> 00:27:23,711
How about you? Did you
ever have to make your peace?
423
00:27:25,351 --> 00:27:27,340
I just, you know... I didn't have to.
424
00:27:27,417 --> 00:27:28,940
I had something a lot stronger.
425
00:27:29,184 --> 00:27:32,810
I had this little girl
back home who needed me.
426
00:27:33,451 --> 00:27:35,939
Just made me feel like I was bulletproof.
427
00:27:39,517 --> 00:27:40,642
I love you.
428
00:27:43,084 --> 00:27:46,312
You want to sit with me for a
little while? We can talk about it?
429
00:27:47,384 --> 00:27:48,384
No?
430
00:27:54,850 --> 00:27:56,077
You're a mess.
431
00:27:57,050 --> 00:27:58,242
I know.
432
00:28:03,783 --> 00:28:04,907
Ed? Yo.
433
00:28:05,216 --> 00:28:08,546
We checked the shoe tread with
every shoe manufacturer in the database.
434
00:28:08,617 --> 00:28:11,673
But we never checked the print
against specialty lines.
435
00:28:12,216 --> 00:28:14,182
Specialty? Vegan shoes?
436
00:28:14,450 --> 00:28:16,382
I'll order you a pair if you're interested.
437
00:28:16,449 --> 00:28:19,007
No. I don't believe in
walking on vegetables.
438
00:28:19,682 --> 00:28:21,875
Got a match. Where are
these veg-heads now?
439
00:28:21,949 --> 00:28:23,881
They're meeting in Bella Sera.
440
00:28:49,082 --> 00:28:50,809
Yo, Larry?
441
00:28:52,181 --> 00:28:53,772
Where are my lobsters?
442
00:28:58,014 --> 00:28:59,480
What are those for?
443
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:03,676
Pain pills. I'd offer you one,
but in two minutes...
444
00:29:03,747 --> 00:29:07,702
you'd be passed out and your head
would be in a puddle of your own drool.
445
00:29:08,914 --> 00:29:11,436
Look, I want to apologize. For what?
446
00:29:12,547 --> 00:29:15,980
For not listening, not
believing. Happens all the time.
447
00:29:17,847 --> 00:29:21,609
I have to admit, it's the most
original come-on line I've ever heard.
448
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:23,873
You'd be surprised how well it works.
449
00:29:23,947 --> 00:29:24,947
Come on.
450
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:35,672
Why didn't you stay in the hospital?
451
00:29:36,347 --> 00:29:40,279
My body "failed to respond to any
accepted therapeutic modalities."
452
00:29:40,412 --> 00:29:44,072
And they could only promise me a
few extra weeks than I already had.
453
00:29:50,045 --> 00:29:53,102
So where are you going to
go after Vegas? I don't know.
454
00:29:54,646 --> 00:29:56,907
Vegas was the end of my to-do list.
455
00:29:57,628 --> 00:29:58,988
The last time the doctors checked,
456
00:29:59,012 --> 00:30:00,841
the cancer was pretty much everywhere.
457
00:30:00,912 --> 00:30:03,208
I guess that's kind of weird, actually.
458
00:30:03,545 --> 00:30:07,739
I mean, outside I look okay, but on
the inside, I'm pretty much a mess.
459
00:30:08,145 --> 00:30:10,667
You're going to go back
into the hospital? No.
460
00:30:10,745 --> 00:30:13,768
I don't want to spend my last
few days on a hospital bed...
461
00:30:13,845 --> 00:30:17,208
with a tube down my throat,
all pumped up on morphine.
462
00:30:17,278 --> 00:30:19,471
Part of how you live is how you die,
463
00:30:19,545 --> 00:30:21,704
and that's definitely not for me.
464
00:30:23,245 --> 00:30:26,040
Besides, I still have two
unfinished items on my list...
465
00:30:26,111 --> 00:30:28,941
and one of them is skydiving.
466
00:30:30,844 --> 00:30:33,742
I have compared every woman
I've ever met to you.
467
00:30:36,211 --> 00:30:39,438
Jay, we were in the ninth
grade. You were my first love.
468
00:30:42,344 --> 00:30:43,435
I'll think about it.
469
00:30:43,510 --> 00:30:45,772
You better think quick.
It's a limited-time offer.
470
00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:47,036
Jay... Dee...
471
00:30:48,611 --> 00:30:50,133
you're my dying wish.
472
00:31:13,810 --> 00:31:18,242
You're in a lot of trouble, Larry.
Felony robbery. Grand theft, auto...
473
00:31:18,309 --> 00:31:20,241
well, technically grand theft truck.
474
00:31:21,610 --> 00:31:23,041
I can't tell you where they are.
475
00:31:23,109 --> 00:31:26,269
Even if you put them on ice,
they're not going to last much longer.
476
00:31:26,343 --> 00:31:29,366
They'll be fine. Why'd you do it?
477
00:31:29,809 --> 00:31:31,105
Why? Yeah.
478
00:31:32,675 --> 00:31:34,903
Las Vegas is like the Killing Fields.
479
00:31:34,976 --> 00:31:38,408
200,000 new people a day...
480
00:31:38,609 --> 00:31:41,336
satisfying their bloodlust...
481
00:31:41,408 --> 00:31:46,204
by gnawing on the flesh of
fried, and baked, and broiled...
482
00:31:46,275 --> 00:31:50,435
and grilled animals. And does
anyone even blink an eye? No.
483
00:31:51,542 --> 00:31:55,496
Instead, they pay homage to...
484
00:31:55,708 --> 00:32:00,504
Vegas' Murderer's Row:
Emeril, Wolfgang Puck, Gunther...
485
00:32:03,374 --> 00:32:04,670
and Bobby Flay.
486
00:32:06,708 --> 00:32:10,935
When I got word that the
Montecito was going to put to death...
487
00:32:13,441 --> 00:32:17,032
1,000 lobster
right under my nose, I knew...
488
00:32:17,407 --> 00:32:19,339
that it was a call to action.
489
00:32:20,740 --> 00:32:24,366
Have you ever heard a
lobster scream? Personally, no.
490
00:32:24,873 --> 00:32:28,532
But I have dipped their tails in
warm butter. And it's quite tasty.
491
00:32:29,707 --> 00:32:30,707
Murderer.
492
00:32:31,907 --> 00:32:34,964
Where are my lobsters,
Larry? I can't tell you.
493
00:32:36,073 --> 00:32:38,665
You know, Larry, where
you're going, I have a feeling...
494
00:32:38,740 --> 00:32:41,467
that they're gonna make
a meat-eater out of you.
495
00:32:43,839 --> 00:32:45,533
I'll see you later guys.
496
00:32:47,839 --> 00:32:50,135
They're safe. That's all that matters.
497
00:32:51,806 --> 00:32:55,966
Yeah, I know his list:
Singing, skydiving, sunrise.
498
00:32:57,073 --> 00:33:00,232
Jay thought I might be able to
help him with another one.
499
00:33:00,439 --> 00:33:03,928
That's good. Tying up loose
ends is an important part of dying.
500
00:33:04,038 --> 00:33:05,038
Yeah.
501
00:33:06,038 --> 00:33:09,596
It's this particular loose end
that has me a little concerned.
502
00:33:09,672 --> 00:33:11,933
He's didn't ask you to
do anything illegal, did he?
503
00:33:12,005 --> 00:33:14,164
No, of course not. Good.
504
00:33:14,305 --> 00:33:17,793
Because that's where I would
draw the line. Any other lines?
505
00:33:19,671 --> 00:33:22,137
He asked you
to sleep with him, didn't he?
506
00:33:22,871 --> 00:33:27,428
He's been in love with me since
the ninth grade. I'm his dying wish.
507
00:33:28,771 --> 00:33:30,066
How'd you know?
508
00:33:32,471 --> 00:33:36,062
Apparently, he's got
a lot of dying wishes...
509
00:33:38,004 --> 00:33:40,731
because he also asked me...
510
00:33:42,770 --> 00:33:43,861
and Sam...
511
00:33:45,537 --> 00:33:48,129
and Nessa to sleep with him, too.
512
00:33:58,437 --> 00:34:00,699
You're leaving? I'm going skydiving.
513
00:34:01,203 --> 00:34:03,499
So, have you made your decision?
514
00:34:05,136 --> 00:34:09,466
I've given it a lot of thought.
And the answer is no.
515
00:34:12,403 --> 00:34:15,267
But don't you want to
know why? Not particularly.
516
00:34:16,369 --> 00:34:18,029
You keep telling me
how much you love me,
517
00:34:18,103 --> 00:34:19,659
how much you want to sleep with me.
518
00:34:19,736 --> 00:34:21,759
I do. But you never once asked me...
519
00:34:21,836 --> 00:34:23,495
how I felt about you.
520
00:34:24,536 --> 00:34:28,298
You were my best friend. Friends
do anything for each other, right?
521
00:34:29,269 --> 00:34:32,962
Yeah, but don't you think a going-away
lay would change what we had?
522
00:34:33,802 --> 00:34:35,325
And cheapen it?
523
00:34:37,668 --> 00:34:39,600
I don't want to get laid.
524
00:34:40,269 --> 00:34:43,632
I want to make love to the most
beautiful woman in the world.
525
00:34:45,035 --> 00:34:47,660
Is that what you said
to Sam, Mary, and Nessa?
526
00:34:50,969 --> 00:34:54,423
I don't know, these painkillers
really do a number on my head.
527
00:34:55,101 --> 00:34:56,795
Oh, God. Oh, God!
528
00:34:56,867 --> 00:34:58,799
All right.
529
00:34:58,867 --> 00:35:02,231
Come on. Just hear me out.
530
00:35:05,867 --> 00:35:09,061
I'm dying, and I'm desperate.
531
00:35:12,500 --> 00:35:14,363
Want to do everything while I'm still alive.
532
00:35:14,434 --> 00:35:16,900
I just don't want to die with any regrets.
533
00:35:19,667 --> 00:35:22,792
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, too.
534
00:35:23,634 --> 00:35:24,894
Delinda, I...
535
00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:28,096
We could always talk.
536
00:35:29,601 --> 00:35:32,396
And I think that's really why I came here.
537
00:35:33,633 --> 00:35:36,259
I just wanted someone to talk to...
538
00:35:38,533 --> 00:35:40,260
like we did when we were kids.
539
00:35:45,266 --> 00:35:50,028
If this is just another line
of... Delinda, I'm scared.
540
00:35:57,999 --> 00:36:00,794
You're not going to break
my nose again, are you?
541
00:36:08,099 --> 00:36:10,223
My first kiss, and my last.
542
00:36:23,765 --> 00:36:28,220
Sam! Come quick.
The wedding was perfect.
543
00:36:28,997 --> 00:36:33,430
And the lobster? Delicious. So fresh.
544
00:36:34,064 --> 00:36:36,622
Oh, good. You have no idea.
545
00:36:38,198 --> 00:36:39,198
Hit me!
546
00:36:39,864 --> 00:36:43,660
What's Big Willie's chip count? Down
$600,000 and not a care in the world.
547
00:36:43,731 --> 00:36:45,594
Really? How do you do it?
548
00:36:45,764 --> 00:36:48,094
We have some new VIPs.
549
00:36:48,597 --> 00:36:51,529
And here they are: Eight of my
most favorite lobster fishermen
550
00:36:51,597 --> 00:36:53,153
from Harpswell, Maine.
551
00:36:54,897 --> 00:36:56,692
And all you had to do is comp their stay?
552
00:36:56,764 --> 00:36:59,525
That's not all I had to do. You didn't.
553
00:36:59,896 --> 00:37:02,454
We're gonna hear Michael Bublé sing.
554
00:37:02,530 --> 00:37:05,757
Bublé! Bublé!
555
00:37:06,863 --> 00:37:08,556
They're fans. Go figure.
556
00:37:08,763 --> 00:37:12,718
Whatever happened to the...
I have no idea.
557
00:37:26,862 --> 00:37:27,862
Larry...
558
00:37:28,329 --> 00:37:30,420
this is Mr. Glenn Schaeffer.
559
00:37:30,529 --> 00:37:33,495
He's CEO of the Mandalay Group.
560
00:37:34,096 --> 00:37:38,460
He owns this hotel.
And these are my sharks.
561
00:37:39,562 --> 00:37:41,824
It seems that somebody dumped...
562
00:37:41,895 --> 00:37:45,190
1,000 lobsters into his
million-gallon aquarium.
563
00:37:45,628 --> 00:37:49,720
Are they okay? It's not a
matter of the lobsters being okay.
564
00:37:50,328 --> 00:37:52,556
I can't afford to have my sharks die.
565
00:37:52,628 --> 00:37:56,151
You see, Larry, everything
that goes into this tank...
566
00:37:56,228 --> 00:37:59,853
including the food, is screened
for bacteria and disease.
567
00:38:00,228 --> 00:38:03,682
So, what you did here was
endanger Mr. Schaeffer's sharks.
568
00:38:06,261 --> 00:38:07,954
I didn't know that they were... It's okay.
569
00:38:08,028 --> 00:38:11,516
We came up with a pretty
great idea, I think. More my idea.
570
00:38:11,627 --> 00:38:14,616
Okay, Glenn, it was your idea.
571
00:38:16,594 --> 00:38:19,458
"The Mandalay Bay and the
Montecito Resort bring you..."
572
00:38:22,260 --> 00:38:25,124
"Lobsterfest, all you can eat."
573
00:38:36,293 --> 00:38:38,918
Mikey! Hey, Ed, you ready for the show?
574
00:38:39,759 --> 00:38:41,839
I'm ready. Sure, I'm ready.
How about you? You ready?
575
00:38:41,893 --> 00:38:42,973
I'm ready. Of course, yeah.
576
00:38:42,997 --> 00:38:45,824
Listen, how did it go with
her? Did it work out or what?
577
00:38:45,893 --> 00:38:48,950
Oh, man. You were right. She
is the nicest person on the planet.
578
00:38:49,026 --> 00:38:52,083
She didn't say no to anything.
The plate. Did you... The plate?
579
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:55,455
Eight of them. I did the
mime. The "Bublé in a Bubble."
580
00:38:58,026 --> 00:39:00,890
She just laughed at me from
the audience. Pay up, sucker.
581
00:39:00,959 --> 00:39:03,790
There you go. This was all a bet?
582
00:39:04,059 --> 00:39:05,355
Yeah, but no.
583
00:39:05,959 --> 00:39:09,016
Listen, we talk a lot,
you know, we talk a lot.
584
00:39:09,125 --> 00:39:12,716
And this one time I was telling
him I know the coolest, coolest girl.
585
00:39:12,792 --> 00:39:16,724
And he doubted that, because that's
the way he is. And so we made a bet.
586
00:39:16,792 --> 00:39:19,849
I said, "I'll bet there's nothing you
could do that would make this girl..."
587
00:39:19,925 --> 00:39:23,550
"lose her temper." And there you go.
I hope it's okay. I signed it to Jillian.
588
00:39:23,586 --> 00:39:25,906
Sure. She listens to this thing
every day for three months.
589
00:39:25,930 --> 00:39:27,782
I know the whole act.
590
00:39:27,958 --> 00:39:29,083
How're you? Good.
591
00:39:29,158 --> 00:39:31,988
Can't wait to see you
after the show. Good luck.
592
00:39:32,191 --> 00:39:33,918
I believe that is my cue.
593
00:39:35,525 --> 00:39:37,423
He's a great kid. All this for a CD?
594
00:39:37,491 --> 00:39:41,321
No, he also promised to come back
next summer during his national tour.
595
00:39:41,391 --> 00:39:44,255
This kid's gonna be huge.
What if you'd lost?
596
00:39:44,325 --> 00:39:46,449
Would have given him one of my CDs.
597
00:40:15,389 --> 00:40:17,912
Nessa! If your chute doesn't open...
598
00:40:18,356 --> 00:40:20,584
hold up your left hand! Why?
599
00:40:21,323 --> 00:40:24,016
In case anybody on the ground
wants your watch.
600
00:40:24,690 --> 00:40:26,383
Oh, ha-ha.
601
00:40:47,855 --> 00:40:50,821
Time to go. Ready.
602
00:40:58,788 --> 00:40:59,811
Hey!
603
00:41:01,488 --> 00:41:03,078
Thanks for everything.
604
00:41:04,788 --> 00:41:06,811
It's been one hell of a trip.
605
00:41:15,754 --> 00:41:16,754
No!
606
00:41:18,087 --> 00:41:19,212
Jay!
607
00:41:47,953 --> 00:41:50,919
Look, sweetie, he did
everything he wanted to do.
608
00:41:51,253 --> 00:41:53,446
Apparently everyone he wanted to do.
609
00:41:55,019 --> 00:41:57,849
You didn't? Me? No.
610
00:41:58,752 --> 00:42:01,377
You? No. Of course not. Mary?
611
00:42:04,686 --> 00:42:07,243
He's hot and he's dying.
Of course I did him.
612
00:42:07,819 --> 00:42:09,717
I guess he went out in style.
613
00:42:12,619 --> 00:42:14,812
How was it? Fine.
614
00:42:15,419 --> 00:42:17,146
I can't believe he jumped.
615
00:42:19,185 --> 00:42:21,344
I bet he smiled the whole way down.
616
00:42:23,718 --> 00:42:27,116
I'm guessing there was a point
where he had to quit smiling.
617
00:42:28,451 --> 00:42:31,440
Dad! I'm sorry. I couldn't...
618
00:42:36,052 --> 00:42:38,279
It's not funny. I'm sorry.
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