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Marital Unrest?
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Why'd you buy a book about that?
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I didn't.
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Louise Tate insisted
upon lending it to me.
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Why?
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She says it tells what
you and I are in for.
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It's about boredom in marriage.
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Sam, in our marriage,
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boredom will never be a problem.
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Hm. Thank you.
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I'll pretend that
was a compliment.
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Louise insisted I read the
first chapter, which I just did.
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The author says after
several years of marriage,
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it's common for
husbands and wives
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to feel they'd rather be
married to somebody else.
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What does he recommend,
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therapeutic divorce?
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Not in Chapter 1. He
merely describes the problem.
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Well, is that how you feel?
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Of course not.
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Good. That's not
how I feel either.
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So let's go to sleep. Okay.
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Mwah.
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Darrin, I'm really
concerned about Louise.
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I mean, she wouldn't
have insisted I read...
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Sam.
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Well...
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Okay, sleepyhead,
time to get up.
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Larry?
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What are you doing here?
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I live here.
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Me your husband, Larry.
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You my wife, Louise.
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Remember?
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I know you Larry,
but... But me, Louise?
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What's the matter, Louise?
Were you having a bad dream?
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No. But I think I'm
having one now.
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Louise, I warned you.
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In the future, no more
apricot brandy before bedtime.
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What...?
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Louise, if it isn't
asking too much,
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I'd like my breakfast.
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I'm sorry, Larry, but there
seems to be a short circuit
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in somebody's witchcraft.
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Well, I still look
like Samantha.
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And I still sound like Samantha.
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But Larry thinks I'm Louise.
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So the next question
is, where is Louise?
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The question after that is,
does Darrin know I'm gone?
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Well, I'd better check on that.
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Sam?
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Yes, Darrin?
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How about some breakfast?
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Oh, okay.
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Darrin, for some reason,
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my bathrobe and
slippers seem tight on me.
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Well, maybe you
gained some weight.
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In my feet?
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I don't know. You
look the same to me.
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Honey, get moving, huh?
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Oh.
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Come on. I'm gonna
be late for work.
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Okay.
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Mother. Mother.
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Yes, my child?
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You recognize me.
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Well, is that unusual?
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I've known you hundreds...
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Mother, uh, never mind.
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Something very
weird has happened.
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Oh? Yes.
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Larry Tate thinks
I'm his wife, Louise.
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And Darrin and Louise
think Louise is me.
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La-la-la. Sounds exciting.
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Well, now, I... I... I look
and talk exactly like me
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and Louise looks and
talks exactly like her,
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but not to them.
Is that clear to you?
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Perfectly.
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Good. Then explain it to me.
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It must be a form
of transfiguration.
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Huh?
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It's a metaphysical
molecular disturbance
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that's put in force by a witch.
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Now, you and I are immune to it
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because we are witches.
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But as dreary mortals,
Durwood and the Tates are not.
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I remember when
you were a child,
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there was a similar mix-up
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in which you couldn't
tell the difference
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between your father
and a rhinoceros.
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Mother, this is no time
for family anecdotes.
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I have Larry frozen
in his bedroom.
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Maybe I should put
everybody in the freezer
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until I can figure this out.
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The entire mortal world?
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No, I guess that wouldn't work.
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Dr. Bombay.
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Oh, Mother, please.
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Oh... Oh, find him and send
him to me as soon as you can.
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Well, yes, dear, I'll try.
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But don't be too upset.
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Why not?
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Well, keep an open mind.
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Give Larry Tate a chance.
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He may be a better
husband for you.
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After all, he can't
be any worse.
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Mother, did anyone ever tell you
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you have a fantastic
sense of humor?
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Oh, frequently.
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Well, they were wrong.
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Louise, what was I saying?
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I... I seem to have
lost my train of thought.
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You're dressed.
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Yes, do you like it?
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But a second ago, you
were in your nightgown.
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Weren't you?
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Larry, I think maybe
you should lay off
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those after-dinner stingers.
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Oh, Jon, you haven't
finished your milk.
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You're staring at me.
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Why?
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I don't know.
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Okay, Jon, let's go.
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Are you taking him
to the office with you?
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I'm dropping him at
school like I always do.
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What made you think I
was taking him to the office?
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Uh, well, it was just a joke.
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He's so big and strong,
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I thought he was
ready to go to work.
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Uh-huh.
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I'll go get my books.
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Mm.
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Uh, h-have... Have a nice day.
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You too.
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A handshake?
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Since when does a wife
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send her husband into the
rat race with a handshake?
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Mwah.
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That's better.
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That's the kind of
passion I'm accustomed to.
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Ooh!
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I wonder what's new
with Darrin and Louise.
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Have good day, sweetheart.
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You too.
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Mwah. See you later.
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Mother.
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Mother?
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Samantha, I found him.
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Dr. Bombay, is that you?
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Of course.
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Endora caught me clowning
around with my nurse.
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Clowning around.
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Did you tell him
what the problem is?
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Yes. I said it's
a clear-cut case
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of metaphysical
molecular disturbance.
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But I don't take the
diagnosis of a laywitch.
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Samantha, over here.
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Stand on your left foot.
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Place your right
pinkie on your nose.
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Take your right
foot in your left hand.
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Now repeat after me:
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Willy Warlock walked
away with Wally Walrus.
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Willy Warlock walked
away with Wally Walrus.
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Again.
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Will... Willy Warlock walked
away with Wally Walrus.
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Thank you.
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That's my favorite
tongue twister.
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Nothing.
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Endora, good guess.
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Metaphysical molecular...
Unquestionably.
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Naturally, she doesn't have it.
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She's a cosmic carrier.
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It's one of those
fortunate ailments
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that only affects mortals
that have contact with witches.
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Can you cure them?
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You're the one who's sick.
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They were innocent bystanders
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hit by a stray
shot of witchcraft.
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Our only hope is to treat
you, thereby curing them.
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Not before you get rid of
that ridiculous costume.
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Hm, it is a little
unprofessional, isn't it?
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Do you play the harmonica?
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No, but... But I'm...
I'm a fast learner.
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Good. Play eight bars
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of "Pop Goes the
Cosmos" out of tune.
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That will force your
molecules back in tune.
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It's a special harmonica
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coated with a combination of
medically tested ingredients.
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That should do it.
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Well, I'll... I'll go visit
Louise and see if it worked.
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Hi, there.
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Oh, Louise. What
a pleasant surprise.
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Uh-oh. No dice. I
beg your pardon?
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I... I said, so nice.
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So nice to see you too.
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Well, come on in.
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I'd love to. Believe
me, I would love to,
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but, uh, I have to go.
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You... You just got here.
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Well, I... I shouldn't have
come over without calling,
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so... So I... I don't
want to intrude.
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Bye-bye, Samantha.
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Bye, Louise.
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It didn't work.
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I know, I just tried.
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Huh? No, I... I mean Louise
still thinks I'm her and she's me.
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Hm? Hm!
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Those molecules
must be more disturbed
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than I anticipated.
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That's one on you, isn't it?
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I'll have to concoct a potion.
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Doctor, concoct quickly.
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I can't, the key
ingredient is the marrow
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from the tooth of a
saber-toothed tiger.
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I shall have to go
to Asia Minor for it.
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I'm no longer on speaking
terms with Asia Senior.
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No longer...
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I need a tiger
tamer, tiger tamer.
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My nurse.
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She really has charms to
soothe the savage beast.
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Soothe the savage... Oh.
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Hm.
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Hello, Betty. Hello, Mrs. Tate.
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Would you like to see Mr. Tate?
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Uh, no, I... I'd like
to see Mr. Stephens.
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I'm planning a surprise party.
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Yes?
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Mr. Stephens?
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Mrs. Tate would like to see you.
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Oh? Send her in.
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Go right in. Thank you.
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Louise.
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How nice to see you.
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Louise, what are you doing?
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I'm trying to convey something.
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Well, you succeeded.
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But since you're married to my
friend and business associate,
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I'll ignore it.
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Now, uh, what else
can I do for you?
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Uh, let's sit down, Darrin.
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I have some
important news for you.
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Darrin, I know that
your wife is a witch.
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You know what?
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Samantha Stephens is a witch.
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Oh, come on, Louise,
that's ridiculous.
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Uh, there are no
such things as witches.
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Sweetheart, I... I know
this is hard for you,
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but the reason I know
Samantha is a witch
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is because I am Samantha.
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I... I may look
like Louise to you
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but that's because
I caused something
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called a metaphysical
molecular disturbance.
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Well, Louise, you certainly
have a vivid imagination.
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Okay.
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Um, see if this gesture
rings a bell with you.
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It's... It's impossible.
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Would you like them to
play "Melancholy Baby"?
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Sam, it is you.
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What happened?
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It's not my fault.
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And Dr. Bombay is
working on a potion
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to bring everything
back to normal.
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So, uh, don't be furious.
264
00:15:35,334 --> 00:15:37,447
Just mildly annoyed.
265
00:15:37,471 --> 00:15:39,285
Mildly annoyed?
266
00:15:39,309 --> 00:15:42,692
Okay, very annoyed.
267
00:15:42,716 --> 00:15:45,565
Well, if I thought
you were Louise,
268
00:15:45,589 --> 00:15:47,702
what do Louise and Larry think?
269
00:15:47,726 --> 00:15:51,243
They think I'm Louise too,
and they think Louise is me.
270
00:15:51,267 --> 00:15:54,115
So while we're
waiting for Dr. Bombay,
271
00:15:54,139 --> 00:15:56,141
all we have to do is...
272
00:15:58,648 --> 00:15:59,627
Is what?
273
00:15:59,651 --> 00:16:02,198
Is not let the Tates find out.
274
00:16:02,222 --> 00:16:05,672
And the best way to do
that is go along with the gag.
275
00:16:05,696 --> 00:16:07,143
Some gag.
276
00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:09,980
We'll invite them to
our house for dinner.
277
00:16:10,004 --> 00:16:12,853
Sort of a surprise
party for Larry.
278
00:16:12,878 --> 00:16:15,125
And if Dr. Bombay has
come up with a potion by then,
279
00:16:15,149 --> 00:16:16,995
fine, we'll have a
perfectly nice evening.
280
00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:20,703
If not, we'll stay
up all night talking.
281
00:16:20,727 --> 00:16:22,595
Darrin...
282
00:16:25,437 --> 00:16:27,372
Louise, what are you doing here?
283
00:16:28,577 --> 00:16:31,258
Uh, well... Well,
what a shame, Louise.
284
00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:33,964
He spoiled it.
285
00:16:33,988 --> 00:16:35,667
Spoiled what?
286
00:16:35,691 --> 00:16:37,872
Your surprise party
287
00:16:37,896 --> 00:16:39,976
at Darrin and
Samantha's tonight.
288
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,435
My surprise party?
289
00:16:44,610 --> 00:16:45,888
What's the occasion?
290
00:16:45,912 --> 00:16:47,925
There is no occasion.
291
00:16:47,949 --> 00:16:49,851
That's what makes it a surprise.
292
00:16:52,692 --> 00:16:55,007
Uh, now, uh, what is it you
wanted to see me about?
293
00:16:55,031 --> 00:16:56,464
Oh.
294
00:16:59,941 --> 00:17:00,942
I forgot.
295
00:17:08,759 --> 00:17:09,770
Hi, Darrin.
296
00:17:09,794 --> 00:17:10,872
Hi, Larry. Hi, Louise.
297
00:17:10,896 --> 00:17:12,442
Darrin. Surprise.
298
00:17:12,466 --> 00:17:14,078
Oh, hi, Sam. Larry.
299
00:17:14,102 --> 00:17:15,982
Well, uh, come on in. Hm.
300
00:17:16,006 --> 00:17:18,387
Uh, Louise, would you mind
giving me help in the kitchen?
301
00:17:18,411 --> 00:17:20,191
A pleasure. I'll
get you a drink.
302
00:17:20,215 --> 00:17:22,196
Okay. Martini, extra dry.
303
00:17:22,220 --> 00:17:24,400
Louise, you hate martinis.
304
00:17:24,424 --> 00:17:26,191
Oh... Oh, yes.
305
00:17:27,697 --> 00:17:30,913
Well, that's just another
one of tonight's surprises.
306
00:17:30,937 --> 00:17:33,974
She gets mean when
she drinks martinis.
307
00:17:36,682 --> 00:17:37,927
Samantha? Hm?
308
00:17:37,951 --> 00:17:39,363
How are Tabitha and Adam?
309
00:17:39,387 --> 00:17:41,869
Oh, they're fine.
They're asleep.
310
00:17:41,893 --> 00:17:44,340
Oh, Louise, thank
goodness you're here.
311
00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:47,279
I really could use some
help getting dinner ready.
312
00:17:47,303 --> 00:17:50,620
I don't know why, but I just
can't seem to get organized.
313
00:17:50,644 --> 00:17:52,458
It's been like that all day.
314
00:17:52,482 --> 00:17:54,126
That happens to me sometimes.
315
00:17:54,150 --> 00:17:55,997
In your own kitchen? Mm-hm.
316
00:17:56,021 --> 00:17:57,334
I'll make the salad.
317
00:17:57,358 --> 00:17:59,527
Thanks, Louise.
I'll set the table.
318
00:18:06,978 --> 00:18:09,826
Mother? Mother?
319
00:18:09,850 --> 00:18:11,362
Yes, my darling?
320
00:18:11,386 --> 00:18:13,265
Have you heard from Dr. Bombay?
321
00:18:13,289 --> 00:18:15,303
Not a word. Oh.
322
00:18:15,327 --> 00:18:19,044
Maybe all the saber-toothed
tigers are in hibernation.
323
00:18:19,068 --> 00:18:21,983
Maybe he is too, with his nurse.
324
00:18:22,007 --> 00:18:23,821
Shall I still look for him?
325
00:18:23,845 --> 00:18:25,847
Yes, please.
326
00:18:30,191 --> 00:18:34,175
I have a feeling this is
going to be an interesting,
327
00:18:34,199 --> 00:18:39,007
long, dull, interesting party.
328
00:18:41,180 --> 00:18:43,361
There. That does it.
329
00:18:43,385 --> 00:18:46,300
That's it. Four spades.
330
00:18:46,324 --> 00:18:47,703
Game and rubber.
331
00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:50,008
Let's play another. Yeah, let's.
332
00:18:50,032 --> 00:18:52,012
It's 11:30.
333
00:18:52,036 --> 00:18:53,716
Oh, the night's young.
334
00:18:53,740 --> 00:18:56,153
Louise, I'm all bridged out.
335
00:18:56,177 --> 00:18:58,024
How many rubbers have we played?
336
00:18:58,048 --> 00:19:00,730
Eight. Each team won four.
337
00:19:00,754 --> 00:19:02,900
Well, let's go for
the championship.
338
00:19:02,924 --> 00:19:04,772
Whoever wins,
uh, six rubbers first.
339
00:19:04,796 --> 00:19:05,940
That's a marvelous idea.
340
00:19:05,964 --> 00:19:08,612
Louise, Samantha
said she had enough.
341
00:19:08,636 --> 00:19:11,652
Darrin, you and I have
to go to work tomorrow.
342
00:19:11,676 --> 00:19:13,455
Good night, Sam, and
thanks for a lovely...
343
00:19:13,479 --> 00:19:14,513
Wait.
344
00:19:15,951 --> 00:19:19,201
Uh, Larry, you can't eat
and play bridge and run.
345
00:19:19,225 --> 00:19:20,805
It's your surprise party.
346
00:19:20,829 --> 00:19:22,997
It wouldn't be polite
to Darrin and Sam.
347
00:19:24,803 --> 00:19:29,510
Louise, the polite thing is
to leave at a decent hour.
348
00:19:31,083 --> 00:19:32,128
Right, Sam?
349
00:19:32,152 --> 00:19:34,732
Well, it is getting pretty late.
350
00:19:34,757 --> 00:19:37,171
Oh, I... I... I have
another idea.
351
00:19:37,195 --> 00:19:39,342
Uh, let's play a word game.
352
00:19:39,366 --> 00:19:43,818
Now, s-see... See if you
know the answer to this.
353
00:19:43,842 --> 00:19:46,122
What's black and
white and red all over?
354
00:19:46,146 --> 00:19:47,626
A newspaper.
355
00:19:47,650 --> 00:19:49,118
Wrong.
356
00:19:50,789 --> 00:19:52,937
Samantha, do you
know the answer?
357
00:19:52,961 --> 00:19:54,640
No.
358
00:19:54,664 --> 00:19:56,444
Uh, try me, Louise.
359
00:19:56,468 --> 00:19:59,350
What's black and
white and red all over?
360
00:19:59,374 --> 00:20:02,456
Uh, an American flag
with a lot of mistakes.
361
00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:03,726
Ha.
362
00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:04,728
Wrong.
363
00:20:04,752 --> 00:20:05,830
Oh, okay.
364
00:20:05,854 --> 00:20:07,834
What is black and
white and red all over?
365
00:20:07,858 --> 00:20:09,804
A zebra with a sunburn.
366
00:20:09,828 --> 00:20:13,412
That's very clever, Louise.
367
00:20:13,436 --> 00:20:15,918
But if you don't
mind, I'm tired.
368
00:20:15,942 --> 00:20:18,510
Let's go home and go to bed.
369
00:20:21,251 --> 00:20:25,202
Um, Samantha, is
there any more coffee?
370
00:20:25,226 --> 00:20:26,906
Yes, but it's cold.
371
00:20:26,930 --> 00:20:28,643
Marvelous, I'll have
some ice coffee.
372
00:20:28,667 --> 00:20:30,335
I'll... I'll get it.
373
00:20:31,673 --> 00:20:33,352
I don't know what's
gotten into Louise.
374
00:20:33,376 --> 00:20:35,791
She's been acting
strange all day long.
375
00:20:35,815 --> 00:20:36,927
Mother?
376
00:20:36,951 --> 00:20:38,263
Yes, darling?
377
00:20:38,287 --> 00:20:40,433
Toughest safari
I've ever been on.
378
00:20:40,457 --> 00:20:42,271
My nurse doubled
as supply bearer,
379
00:20:42,295 --> 00:20:45,376
but she said my
behavior was unbearable.
380
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:47,047
Shh!
381
00:20:47,071 --> 00:20:51,055
Unbearable... Is
that the potion?
382
00:20:51,079 --> 00:20:52,157
Yes, it is.
383
00:20:52,181 --> 00:20:54,997
Marrow of tooth of
saber-toothed tiger
384
00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:58,004
eye of newt, toe of frog,
385
00:20:58,028 --> 00:21:01,309
wool of bat, and dietetic cola.
386
00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:04,149
Sounds rather bland,
but perhaps it'll work.
387
00:21:04,173 --> 00:21:07,243
It has to. We're running
out of conversation.
388
00:21:11,087 --> 00:21:13,255
Mm. Ooh, that's terrific.
389
00:21:15,796 --> 00:21:17,710
Sam, I know you
and Darrin are tired.
390
00:21:17,734 --> 00:21:20,516
And I apologize for
Louise's behavior,
391
00:21:20,540 --> 00:21:22,019
but I've learned
through the years
392
00:21:22,043 --> 00:21:23,455
it's better not to fight it.
393
00:21:23,479 --> 00:21:25,659
Larry, don't be silly.
394
00:21:25,683 --> 00:21:27,430
The evening's young.
395
00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:32,005
Well, the evening may
be young, but I'm not.
396
00:21:32,029 --> 00:21:35,335
So if you don't mind.
397
00:21:37,274 --> 00:21:39,955
But it didn't work.
398
00:21:39,979 --> 00:21:43,763
Metaphysical molecules
remain disturbed.
399
00:21:43,787 --> 00:21:45,100
Me too.
400
00:21:45,124 --> 00:21:47,871
Well, I... I don't
understand. I...
401
00:21:47,895 --> 00:21:50,911
Samantha, was there
something about last night
402
00:21:50,935 --> 00:21:52,047
you didn't tell me?
403
00:21:52,071 --> 00:21:54,073
I don't think so.
404
00:21:56,279 --> 00:21:58,381
Unless... Unless what?
405
00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:02,635
I seem to recall having a dream.
406
00:22:02,659 --> 00:22:05,563
A dream? Re-create it for me.
407
00:22:07,068 --> 00:22:08,046
I can't.
408
00:22:08,070 --> 00:22:09,048
You must.
409
00:22:09,072 --> 00:22:10,974
I'll try.
410
00:22:12,278 --> 00:22:13,624
Uh... Uh, let's... Let's see.
411
00:22:13,648 --> 00:22:17,098
I was tossing and turning
412
00:22:17,122 --> 00:22:19,235
and tossing and turning.
413
00:22:19,259 --> 00:22:22,275
And it was very breezy.
414
00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:26,350
And I kept hearing
over and over again:
415
00:22:26,374 --> 00:22:31,416
Louise, Louise, Louise.
416
00:22:33,121 --> 00:22:36,103
Well, that's about it.
417
00:22:36,127 --> 00:22:37,607
I see.
418
00:22:37,631 --> 00:22:40,635
Every little breeze
seemed to whisper, Louise.
419
00:22:44,745 --> 00:22:47,293
Oh, for Pete's sake.
420
00:22:47,317 --> 00:22:51,301
Anyway, when I woke up, I
was in the Tates' bedroom.
421
00:22:51,325 --> 00:22:52,470
Naturally.
422
00:22:52,494 --> 00:22:54,674
Transcendental transplant?
423
00:22:54,699 --> 00:22:56,011
Dream inversion.
424
00:22:56,035 --> 00:22:57,815
The molecules were
not only disturbed,
425
00:22:57,839 --> 00:23:01,522
they were held there by
a layer of dream inversion.
426
00:23:01,546 --> 00:23:03,693
Similar to smog, only healthier.
427
00:23:03,717 --> 00:23:06,098
Is it any easier to get rid of?
428
00:23:06,122 --> 00:23:07,701
Oh, infinitely. The
potion will work
429
00:23:07,725 --> 00:23:10,039
with a booster shot
of an incantation.
430
00:23:10,063 --> 00:23:12,811
Molecules return
To your former states
431
00:23:12,835 --> 00:23:14,282
Mates return To
your former mates
432
00:23:14,306 --> 00:23:17,922
And let Larry and
Louise In mortal density
433
00:23:17,946 --> 00:23:21,764
Remember not Their
mistaken "idensity"
434
00:23:21,788 --> 00:23:23,354
Sorry about that.
435
00:23:26,229 --> 00:23:28,945
It worked. Oh, it worked.
436
00:23:28,969 --> 00:23:30,815
Thank you, Dr. Bombay.
437
00:23:30,839 --> 00:23:32,240
You too, Mother. Yes, dear.
438
00:23:38,221 --> 00:23:43,174
Care to, uh, come up
to my pad for a nightcap?
439
00:23:43,198 --> 00:23:46,903
Forget it, sawbones.
440
00:23:49,677 --> 00:23:53,116
Oh, well. Back to my nurse.
441
00:23:59,097 --> 00:24:00,877
Larry. Larry, wake up.
442
00:24:00,901 --> 00:24:02,279
Louise, why are you shaking me?
443
00:24:02,303 --> 00:24:04,851
Because it's time to go home.
444
00:24:04,875 --> 00:24:06,253
I mean, if you're
going to sleep,
445
00:24:06,277 --> 00:24:07,691
home's where you ought to do it.
446
00:24:07,715 --> 00:24:09,561
Ah. Good night,
Samantha, Darrin.
447
00:24:09,585 --> 00:24:10,863
And thanks for a fun evening.
448
00:24:10,887 --> 00:24:12,366
You have no idea.
449
00:24:12,390 --> 00:24:13,936
Huh? Good night, Louise.
450
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:15,339
Thanks for dinner, Sam.
451
00:24:15,363 --> 00:24:16,341
It was our pleasure.
452
00:24:16,365 --> 00:24:17,744
We'll let ourselves out.
453
00:24:17,768 --> 00:24:20,071
Louise, come on. You drive.
454
00:24:21,209 --> 00:24:22,220
Night-night. Night.
455
00:24:22,244 --> 00:24:23,245
Night.
456
00:24:26,285 --> 00:24:28,065
Sam, where are you going?
457
00:24:28,089 --> 00:24:29,300
Where do you think?
458
00:24:29,324 --> 00:24:32,674
Upstairs to see Adam and
Tabitha and reclaim them.
459
00:24:32,698 --> 00:24:33,676
Mm-mm.
460
00:24:33,700 --> 00:24:36,138
Not before you reclaim me.
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